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Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'r' Us
15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean. 14. Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all." 13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks. 12. Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display. 11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer. 10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition. 9. The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling. 8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct. 7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again. 6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe. 5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a

Chosen/forsaken
Chosen/Forsaken We chose you.... We thought you had potential...even though many didn't We forsook our freedom, for your potential. To teach you- they were gifts; knowlegde Sound. Speech. you would not have evolved without us. We knew our fate by staying behind. Even though we won the Great War, what you call The Fall... So, after we taught you- you murdered us, our offspring.... now you murder each other. You remember nothing! Remember who You are! ....you Are Potential, unseen. We merely triggered the spark. We turned you on. Opened your eyes. you became Self Aware. Tripping time, Technology, Art, Internet.... you plunder. You don't realize your attempts... To create What is Above So as Below.... You are in God of your Own.

What Men Should Never Say After Sex
) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?" 3) "How come it's so BIG in there?" 4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?" 5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?" 6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?" 7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!" 8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!" 9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better." 10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?" 11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow. 12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant." 13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?" 14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!" 15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !" 16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------" 17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave

(last For Tonight) Witticisms
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Born free... taxed to death. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. There's too much blood in my alcohol system. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the chee

A Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its stat

Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier
Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier~ written by Josh Forbes, Calgary Alberta Canada Dear Jack Layton, You sit there in your quiet home, no fear is in your heart, You sleep soundly certain that it won't be blown apart. Your children they can go to school and play out in the park, They've never seen a bomb explode, heard air raids in the dark. They've never seen dead bodies piled up on the street, Your wife, she won't be beaten, treated like a piece of meat. You are free to form opinions, read any news print you can see, You enjoy your rights and privileges in this country wide and free. The reason you can live like that is because I fight your wars, I fight and push the enemy back, I keep them off our shores. I am here and you are there pretending you know best. Well Ole Jack now listen close while I get this off my chest. You have the right to criticize, you have the right to complain You don't have the right to drag me down in a stupid poli

What Disny Toon Are You
You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella81%Peter Pan69%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty56%Cruella De Ville44%Goofy44%The Beast38%Pinocchio38%Ariel31%Snow White0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Holy Shit
The more time I spend on here the more I realize what a bunch of whiny drama whore a lot of people are. Ive said it once and I'll say it again...ITS ONLY A WEBSITE! Fuckkkkkkkkk man...Get over it assholes. Click the little x in the top right hand corner if you dont like it. Im sick of reading bulletins about he said she said bullshit. Get a grip on reality. Go take a walk in the park or something. If you have nothing better to do with your time than sit in front of your computer and cry because of shit on this website I feel sorry for your stupid ass.

Ooops
My Dog Skippy A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skip

Nude Runner
Nude Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One Wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window My Husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your Problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and Jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered He had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who Had been watching him with some curiosi

The Power Within
Energy 101 There is an undercurrent of energy thrumming through the Universe. Like the wind or a whisper, we can sometimes hear it and often feel it. Most of the time, we sense this energy unconsciously without any tangible proof it is really there. Thoughts, emotions, and the life force in all living things are forms of this kind of energy. So are creativity, growth, and change. The impressions, images, and vague premonitions we get about people and situations are other examples of formless energy. When you enter a space and feel an "intangible tension" in the air that gives you a sense of foreboding in your gut, what you are likely experiencing is energy. Energy cannot be destroyed, but it can be transformed or transferred from one person, thing, or source to another. Though energy is formless, it does take form and shape in the way it flows and resides within all things: a grain of sand, a bird, a stone, and an ocean wave. Living things radiate complex vibrations while nonlivi

Vibrational Imprints
Psychometry Because our bodies exude energy, we leave behind a vibrational imprint each time we touch or live in close proximity to an object. These imprints, which may be positive or negative memories, emotions, or impressions, can become part of the history of an item. Like you, the objects you encounter have stories to tell. Psychometry is the natural art of reading an object's history in regard to the people and events it has encountered. The objects we associate with are by no means silent bystanders. A house in which a tragedy has occurred may feel cold or silent, while handling a much loved toy may make you feel good. It is widely believed that all human beings possess psychometric abilities. All objects vibrate at specific frequencies, and psychometry asks only that one tune in to those frequencies. It is common to learn the art of psychometry by using items such as jewelry or a watch, because these objects spend much of their time in close physical proximity to its owner

The Numbers Game
Using Numerology For Self-Exploration Sitting in math class or counting out change at the grocery store, one might view the number system as nothing more than a useful tool for getting by in the world. But many people have found a mystical significance in numbers that can lead to self-discovery. The Chinese, Japanese, Greek, Hebrews, Egyptians, Phoenicians, early Christians, Mayans, and Incas, all employed some form of numerology to gain a deeper understanding of themselves and the universe. Numeric mysticism can be traced back to Kabbalists over a thousand years B.C. Numerology as it is most commonly practiced today arose in Greece when Pythagoras (569-470 B.C.) began making some startling discoveries about the numerical system. He combined the mathematical disciplines of the ancient sciences to develop his own Pythagorian System. Triggered by his findings he concluded that "all is number," and that numbers are an integral part of the cosmic plan. Those who continued his work be

Buying A Car!!
Now its something that everyone has to do at one point in there lives! And thats buying a car!! Now no one wants to get ripped off and that I can understand. Let me fisrt take a step back and let you all know what im trying to get acomplished here. Im trying to humanize car salespeople. Being a salesman i must say that the general public seems to think that we are all evil people and we just want to take as much money as we can. Not all of us are like that. I and most of my coworkers get there satisfaction out of helping people get something that they need or want. Whatever the case dont treat us like shit. Remember we are people too. And if you only have $20,000.00 to spend, dont look at something that cost $35,000.00 and think that we are holding out. The fact of the matter is we need each other. We need you to buy cars and you need to buy a car. So why not meet a salesperson that you like, find a car that suits your needs. Dont live beyond your means and talk to your sal

Paddling On
Paddling On I'm lost and all alone Adrift on a barren sea No landmarks to point the way Trying to live... Trying to survive each day Time seeming to stand still Paddling...paddling But not seeming to make any progress Everything today Much the same as it was Yesterday Frustration,desperation and depression Setting In Here I am Willing to do anything Wanting to do something But not sure What else to do But paddle....paddle Hopefully getting closer Hopefully making things better But not knowing for sure Everything seems to stay the same Nothing seeming to change And yet all I can do Is keep paddling...paddling Trying to Survive By Bruce © June 2005

Just Saying Hello To Everyone
Thought I would atleast say hello to eveyone.Been while since I have posted a blog here.Hope everyone is doing good.I have met some really good people on here and hope to keep meeting more of them.Heck some of them could eat crackers in my bed.LOL...Well got to run will talk more later..

After School
It almost seemed odd that Holly and Jenna were best friends, because to look at them you couldn't find two more incongruous looking women!!! While Jenna was tall and blonde with an incredibly voluptuous body, Holly was barely five feet tall and skinny as the proverbial rail, but ever since seventh grade they had been nearly inseparatable and like girl pals are wont to do, they told each other everything!!! "So tell me," Holly asked while her friend continued modeling her lingerie, "is Jeff as good in bed as he looks!?!" "Uh huh," Jenna replied a little absent mindedly, "he's better than most I guess, but he still gets off a little too quickly, but I'm working with him on that!!!" "Like how," Holly asked!?! "Well, he comes really quick the first time," Jenna explained, "so instead of having him do it in my pussy, I suck him off first and that takes the edge off, so when it comes time to put it in my cunt, he's not so excited!!!" "Wow, good plan," Holly replied, "and of course you don't

Morning Sugar)~
June Halstrom sat at her kitchen table drinking her morning cup steaming hot black coffee. “God,”she thought, “I wish I could sit here all day!” It was cold outside, about twenty degrees, and June involuntarily pulled her terry cloth bathrobe tighter around her body. She had a lot of errands to run today, and the day wasn’t getting any shorter! Her reverie was broken by the ringing the kitchen phone. Answering it, it was her neighbor Bev who wanted to come over for a quick visit. June started to protest, but gave up when her friend said she was coming over and hung up the phone on her. Two minutes later there was a knock on the back door and Bev came in without waiting for her knock to be answered. “Now, Bev,” June protested, “I’ve got a lot of work to do today, and I don’t have time for any fooling around!” Bev plopped down on a chair and poured herself a cup of coffee, cocked her head to one side, and looked June over with lust in her eyes. “Now just a minute, B

Help My Really Good Friend!
He's one of my bestest friends on here and he's in The CT Queen's Prince contest...its based on comments so leave him a shitload please!! All love will be returned in some form(a gift, rates, whatever) I really, really want him to win...It will make the Sweet Potata very happy..and you know what they say "Ain't no one happy, unless mama's happy" Click on the pic and go leave him some comments!!!!

*head Explode*
My points keep going up and down drastically. Anyone else having this problem? I'll look at my profile and I'll be at 14,208 to go, then refresh and be at 14,635 to go. It's maddening. Oh, but: Today's Rank: #433 Rank: #995 I HAVE AN OVERALL RANK. Weird.

Love Is.....
Love is.... mussing up someone's hair. is having a special song. is tickling. is waking up knowing someone cares about you. is wishing every moment your apart you were together. is letting them win even though you know you could slaughter them. is hating to say goodbye. is walking hand and hand. is wondering what they are doing right now this very moment. is a phone call. is walking in the rain together. is being able to spot the across the room no matter how many people there are. is committing yourself in writing. the feeling you get when you see thier name on your caller id. the way your heart skips a beat when you get thier text. is staying up all night on the phone because they can't sleep. the way they look to you no matter what. the greatest feeling in the world. is cuddled up with someone special under a warm blanket fresh from the dryer. is willing to give your life to save thiers. this is for MISSY!

Children Of All Ages!!!
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FRIENDS! I just got cast in not one, but TWO off broadway shows! both musical versions of shakespeare's plays . I'm playing Prospero in "Tempest Toss'd" (adaptaion of "The Tempest")[LEAD] and I'm playing Oberon in the long running off broadway musical adaptation of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" entitled "Fools in Love" most recently reviewed as as one of the most entertaining shows in NY! I'm also singing in the doo-wop group!!! woohoo! HOW COOL IS THAT! so if you're in the NY area and want to see me I should be going up on stage in the next couple weeks!

Quandry Rocks Rnrp And The Gravity Room Hosts Metal Show!!
Hey SEXXY friends!!This weekend was full of no-shows at BOTH venues!! Friday night I headed down to Rock n Roll Pizza to say Happy Birthday to some Wild Children and to see Quandry. There were 5 bands scheduled, but Quandry was the only band that had the decency to show up!! Good form guys!! You took a sticky situation and turned it into a ROCKIN night!! Thank you to Quandry!! You guys handled the night with professionalism!!Saturday night I headed down to the Gravity Room to catch a certain band, who shall remain nameless to avoid hurt little musician feelers, cuz they DIDN'T SHOW UP!! BUT, the night was not a total loss! I did catch an interesting and extremely entertaining duo called Ashley Raines. Without a bass player, the lead guitar and drums CERTAINLY make up the difference!! Standing just outside, you wouldn't know there was no bass!! Hard driving rock/metal, this band is a definate MUST SEE!

Will You Ever?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having had you in my life completed and fulfilled every part of me.

Evil
Look deep into the eyes of evil and see, the tormented souls, see the terror that is put into the hearts of others. Understand and feel the pain that is given to someone by the slightest touch. Look deeper and see the desperation and desire implimented by the faintist whisper. Realize that these eyes contain pure evil and belong to satans child. Now back away from the mirror.

Beautiful Sinner
Beautiful sinner... Gaze in to the eyes of your love. Tell me what you see. can you see the love? can you see the happyness? can you see the pain? can you see the joy? Now take time to think. if you was to make a mistake would you love forgive you? could they still love you? would you still want them to? no turn it around? if they made a mistake. could you forgive? could you still love? would you want to? If you was poor, would you want you love to stay? would you want them to help? could you ask for help? would they give it? if your lover was poor, would you stay? would you help? would you wan them to ask you for help? would you give it? Does love mean so much to your love, they would stay with you in sickness, in sad times, in the rain, and the fall? Do you know what love is? have you ever been in love, Love is beautiful, Love can change the world. Love can be right or wrong. Love can feel do wrong. But is in deed love is a sin, The

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

What's Your Hitman Name???
Joe BannanasPeople Iced:None. Pathetic.Car Bombs Planted:SixteenFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:Thirty TwoEyes Gouged:FourTongues Cut Off:NineBiggest Enemy:The Arm BreakerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

Mmmmmmmm
I whisper through my clenched teeth, “Oh baby, just like that. That feels so good.”I slide One of my hands from my nipple and move it between us, and you feel the back of my hand on your stomach and realize that I am playing with my clit. This makes you even hornier and you start to drive into me even harder. I begin Moaning “yes baby, God yes!” with each of your thrusts and soon you feel my body tense, as I am about to cum. I grab your hips with my hands and pull you tightly into me.Wrapping my legs around you I hold you there very firmly so you can’t thrust into me, so instead you begin to grind your hips into me in the same side to side motion that I seem to enjoy so much.Looking in your eyes, The effect is nearly immediate as I Moan, “Yes, I'm cumming baby!”I pull you even tighter and rake my nails across your lower back. My orgasm barely passes when I say, “Fuck me, Baby. Fuck me!” I release you and you start driving yourself into me even harder and faster than before. Watching

Eat Me
suck my clit This male really loves cunnilingus. I just want to lay on my back and have you sit on my face while I get to taste, pleasure, lick and suck your pusssy and clit for as long as you keep cumming. I am in great shape and quite serious about the fact that I just want to orally pleasure you. You do not have to do nothing in return, but of course if you do, it will just heighten our experience together. I just love the taste and scent of a very wet pussy and want to pleasure you to many orgasms. I promise to pleasure you for long periods of time. I only want to find one woman to pleasure and once we meet this ad will disappear.

The "older People" Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Electric...I live in Florida...can you IMAGINE? 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Define romantic? Is that still in Webster? 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Geez, I think that's only happened once, maybe. I'm usually the DD. Drinking isn't really my thing. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Oh PULEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! lmao 5. Name of your first grade teacher? No clue! LOL I've slept since then! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Fishing with my best friend. Unfortunately, work calls! 7. What did you want to be when you were

Enigma
Out From The Deep (Curly M.C.) We came out from the deep To learn to love, to learn how to live We came out from the deep To avoid the mistakes we made. That's why we are here! We came out from the deep To help and understand, but not to kill It takes many lives till we succeed To clear the debts of many hundred years. That's why we are here!

Chicken With Angel Hair Pasta
Chicken recipe with angel hair pasta is made with chicken breasts, broccoli, garlic, and Parmesan cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 3 boneless chicken breast halves cut into 1-inch cubes * 1 carrot, sliced on diagonal into 1/4-inch thick pieces * 1 1/2 cups frozen broccoli florets, thawed * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 12 ounces angel hair pasta or linguini * 2/3 cup chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried leaf basil * salt and pepper, to taste * 3 tablespoons Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Heat 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 teaspoon butter in skillet over medium heat; add chicken. Cook chicken, stirring, until chicken is cooked through, about 5 to 7 minutes. Remove chicken with slotted spoon to paper towelsAdd remaining 1 teaspoon oil and 1 teaspoon butter to skillet; add carrot and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add broccoli and garlic to the skillet and cook, stirring for about 2 minutes longer. Co

Higher State Of Mind
The sound of the lock clicking shut on the ornate iron door as I walk outside to smoke a bowl. Its kinda chilly out, not cold enough for me to shiver but the air has little teeth. I walk a couple houses down and I sit on the curb, pulling my pipe and purple torch lighter out of my pocket. I take a hit, inhale the smoke til my lungs start burning. Exhale... I watch the smoke fade into the night... My eyes drift up to the sky, I spot a really bright...star? I don't know I can't tell...don't know enough about astronomy to know exactly what it is. It's beautiful though. Once I spot one, I start to spot them all...the ones I can see anyway. I love to look at the night sky...it fills me with a sense of peace. I take another hit...cough...and continue staring at the sky. My head feels fuzzy but my mind is clear. I feel like I am more alert, awake...There's a heliocopter coming near...I can feel the vibrations thumping inside of me as it comes over the apartment across the street. My

My Mans 33
well my man just turned 33 on november 6 and i am very happy. we have been together for 11 years and i love him alot. for his birthday bash we had a very large party and he got his wish and that was me and another girl in bed and it was great. i love women and it was great and very sexy shit happened. well i am going for kknow talk to everyone soon.

Suicide
no one wants me....im better off dead....i donr want a fuck i want love.....and that just wont happen.......im tired of tring and tired of getting hurt......no one cares about me so why should i??? suicide sounds really good right now........

The Scared Red Rose
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE. I count you as my friend

Do It Anyway
Do It Anyway People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Dante's Inferno Hell Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High

Naughty Or Nice!?
e style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;">Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Blog Number One
Okay, first attempt and I already fucked it up. Well anyway, I wanted to thank the friends who always leave me comments and stop by the page. You peeps are great, and Im sorry Im not on LC more. But I appreciate you and it always makes my day to see your comments, msgs, and everything. Thank you so much!

Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

The Green Spot
A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs. She has a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the Problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots? The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy -- there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley rider?" The woman Stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Sperm Sample
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of

Two Trees
Two Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!

This Is Smart
Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now read just the words upwards from the bottom. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look

Lightly,you Walked
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine.

Friendship Ingredients
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. when there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing... True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found it has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, true friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. ************************ ************************ These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful special ingredients you've brought to my life!

Somebody
Right now... Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody is praying for you. Somebody hopes everything turns out alright. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody IS him/her. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, and not too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody wants you to believe in yourself and know they believe in you. Somebody wants you to know you are always in his/her heart. Somebody wants you to know that you are a part of him-her...no matter how near or close you may be... Somebody is playing a song that you love. Somebody is helping you without your knowledge. Somebody is your friend. Somebody m

Neverending...
where is the beginning...where is the end?who can measure the margin between right and wrong?how can you tell the exact moment when nights turn into days?how can one be sure of the border between love and hate? like a circle, there's no beginning, there's no end...what seems right may turn out to be wrong...the winter days are dark and the summer nights are light...there's no love without hate, therefore they're one! there may not be an answer to a question...the question may be the answer in itself...forever searching for a destination not realising it's right where you're standing...all the complications are infact simplifications in disguise...

Breathe...
funny how thoughts just sort of materialized in my mind... it suddenly dawns on me that i miss you... miss the long chats we had... talking about everything and nothing... sharing songs we love... sharing the stolen moments... the things you told me when you're drunk... apologizing the next day... makes me wonder... are you holding back... or am i just your fantasy?... do you really care... or am i just holding on to nothing?... breathe... you said... is specially for me... breathe... that's all i need... to breathe you in... breathe...

Pan...
standing there in the shadow...shielded by the night...i watched you frolicking under the moonlight...stopping by the edge of the water...you brought out your pan flute...and my heart bled as i recognise the sorrowful tune...remembering time long gone by...when we used to make love in the rain...when we used to be as one... he was like the serpent in the garden of eden...enticing me to taste the forbidden fruit...opened up a whole new world of what i thought was magic...only to find corruptions and decay...breaking your heart as you watched helplessly while i drifted away...abandoning you...shunning you...the creature with the horns and hoofs...half man...half beast... stepping into the moonlight...i walked towards you...saw the surprise on your face...i ripped open my chest, tore out my heart and with my trembling palms...i offered my bleeding heart to you...the beast with a human heart...

Oops!!!! :p
i have a shirt i hardly wear, bought it in dublin last april. anyway, eventhough it's pretty new, most of the buttons have popped...i think i only wore it twice...going through my wardrobe, i found it hanging in the corner so i decided to wear it...with only one button in the front about the same level with my nips so i wear it as if that's the way it's supposed to be worn...and climbed onto my bike and rode to work. here was i, thinking i looked cool with this shirt and speeding down the road...the shirt flapping showing some midriff and my belly piercing... at least, that's what i thought (i omitted to mention the extra flabs...)... so here i was, feeling smug...in my one-button shirt and cool bike...cruising down the road...em...i rephrase, speeding down the road....when the last remaining button popped open!!! uhm...i know you may think...big deal...well...eh...um...i forgot to mention i'm braless... didn't look around to find out who's watching...at least i can handle the bik

Hokus Pokus
style>.cink{font-size:10px;font-family:tahoma;color:a9a9a9;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;}Hokus Pokus Video - Insane Clown Posse lyricsInsane Clown Posse Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Hokus Pokus Insane Clown Posse "Serial slaughtering stranglers Jugging Juggling juggalos Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks I C fuckin P's in the haugh" [Violent J] Abracadabra boom shacka dae I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv Even sets I've never heard of Roll into town, and out with the big top Four cards down, and two more still to drop And when it does, I pack up and hit the road Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck, you get a two-liter

Come With Me...
come with me...take my hand and i'll lead you... just close your eyes and set your mind free... feel the icy frigid air... as i lead you through the cold winter night... where i'll lay you down and smother you with kisses... and our body heat will melt the ice... hot puddles underneath our passionate entwinement... feel the hot scorching heat... as i lead you through the fiery summer night... where i'll lay you down and soothes you with tenderness... caressing every surface of your body... bring you to levels you've never known existed... feel the sensual orgasmic sensation... when i lead you through to the other side... where i'll lay you down... six feet under... come with me...take my hand...

Hmmmmm
My mind wondered at work.. I thought of some episodes.. 1. pilot - wolfpack - you can never talk to the girl you want cuz her friends are guarding her like a pack of wolves at a club.lol 2. defence - the club scene is like a football scramble.. you have to .. HOLD THE FREAKIN LINE! don't let the pack cross once you get the 30 secs.. to speak to her. Men can't hold the line.. if a girl distracts one guy on the line.. it falls down.. Girls hold the line.. no matter what.. lmao Sometimes its cuz they like there single friend and they don't want them to be bothered.. the other times.. they know if she's with them.. they get attention too.. 3. blinded - its all good until the lights turn on. :P

You Know You Live In 2006...
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did got this from

Pet Medicine
Animals As Healers All pet owners have had, at one time or another, an experience in which their pet, whether golden retriever, kitten, horse, or iguana, recognized their suffering and offered comfort. Animals, both wild and domesticated, have the ability to sense changes in the body and mind and can positively influence humans in many ways. They can inspire playful thoughts in those discouraged and remind us of the need to nurture both ourselves and others. They can even affect profound physical changes in humans, by lowering our blood pressure and reducing stress. The gentle purring of a cat or a friendly nuzzle from a warm lizard can be a form of healing, and all animals, even those in the wild, are natural healers. A house pet can tell you many things, if you observe. Your pet will choose to sleep in the places in your home that have the best energy and, when you're ill, may concentrate its attention on the area of your body that needs healing. Stroking soft fur, a smooth,

Healing With Hands
Reiki Energy Healing Though life can be complicated, healing your mind and body should be a simple process. Many of today's methods of healing are unpleasant and expensive. Reiki is a natural hands-on healing art that can be easily learned and performed on yourself or a recipient. It is uncomplicated but very powerful because it rids your body of toxic energies and creates balance in the mind, body and spirit. The Japanese word Reiki refers to universal life force, or Chi, energy that exists within all things. In its simplest form, it involves one person placing his or her hands on another to become an open channel for Reiki energy to flow through. The energy is drawn into the recipient, where it strengthens the life force and gives the body the energy it needs to heal itself. Channeling the life force energy can leave you with feelings of peace, relaxation and security while it treats your or a recipient's mind and spirit. You can perform Reiki on pets, your home and even

My Daughter Pt 5
The dr put her on a new med hoping that it will not make her act so drugged up. And not make her eat so much. Cus she has gained 9lbs since she was put on it. she hardly has any clothes to fit her and i dont have the money to buy anymore. Im so frustrated with all the things that are happin to my baby. I had to keep her home from school today cuz i just started the new meds on her last night. And she wet the bed last night in her sleep probally another small seizure. and she was too tired to wake up today. Im tryin to get her father down here to help me take care of her and i cant get a job every interview i go to i dont get hired. Maybe its god way of sayin to me that i need to stay home with her. I have an ssi application on her which wuz denied so i appealed it. But no word and i need to get a home soo bad!!!!! Livin with parents is terrible in this small trailer plus my dad iz a constent asshole and talks 2 me like shit. He like have an abusive husband that u wanna take him out i

Major Sickness
:( i cant eat much and i sleep all the time. i just layed down to watch tv and fele a sleep for 5 min only few sec later :( hade yto wake up again just a monet more.. then im goin abck to be.. lettine joakim make the dinner today and fold the laundry. i cant stand this. im nto feeling well att all.. this sucks

Keith Urban
HI I,M BIG KEITH URBAN . FAN . HE NEEDS ARE PRAYERS. I WATCHED CMT AWARDS LAST NITE. I THINK HE SHOULD GOT MORE AWARDS THEN , HE DID HE,S TURN . I KNEW PEOPLE CAN JUDGE WHEN IN HE,S SHOES. GOD BLESS . ALL CHERRY TAP FAMILY.

Wondering
i would like to see and read some comments sometime, if you read you should read right? and i would like to be rated also.. i have left lots of blogs but not very many ratings nor comments. mmmmmmmm wondering why? are my blogs interesting or boring, let me know what i need to do to inprove... thanks.,,,,, comments please.

What Would You Do If.....
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t

The Jesus Story
The Jesus Story by: Whyte Bard The Lord and the Lady (and the Fool, of course) looked at the Men and Women, and were not pleased. "Look at that! They saw Your Sacrifice, and went and elaborated it into some kind of magic." The Lady spoke disgustedly. "Cutting out human hearts. Sacrificial Kings. Ritual burnings. Ritual torture. Blood sacrifices. Cannibalism. Blood, killing and more blood! What -do- they think they're doing?" "I agree it's pretty grim," said the Sacred King, "But it does work, though in a very limited way. So....what can we do about it?" "I know what We can do, but it will take all of Us," said the Fool, unsmiling. "Listen up...." As he began to explain, the faces of all Three grew grimmer and grimmer, and sad beyond words. The Fool incarnated as a Child within a Woman, who was the Mother and the Maiden. He was born in poverty, and laid in a straw bed. He grew up in a small village in a backwater nation on the edges of a great Empire. Some, a ver

Lets Show Love To The Men That Deserve It
I WANNA THANK ARMY BRAT FOR GETTING THIS STARTED. SHE HAS GIVEN US SOME VERY DESERVING MEN TO GO AND SHOW THEM HOW MUCH WE SUPPORT THEM. SO TAKE A LIL TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY AND GO TELL THESE SOLDIERS HOW MUCH YOU CARE AND ADMIRE WHAT THEY ARE DOING FOR US!!! THANK YOU ARMY BRAT! LOVE YA GIRL. AND I WANNA SAY R.I.P SPC JAMES A CHANCE. I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU ALWAYS. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERO. Heres one you can start with he deserves it!!!! Please if you have one you want to add just add that person. Show them the love! Steve@ CherryTAP Thanks, ~~~ArmyBrat~~~ Go by and show this soldier some mad love. They all deserve to know that we are honored and humbled that they put their lives on the line for us so we can be free. God Bless You All. Send me a post card, the desert is ugly!! The address is in the about me section of the profile,@ CherryTAP ~Pain Is My Passion~ Batman@ CherryTAP/www.cherrytap.com/user/109513">ArmyBrat' on '2006-11-07 05:59:35') William@ Cher

The Ferrari And The Moped
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.. But I'll stick with my Moped!" Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and with

Help Fight The Fight Plz!!
Hmmm. I live in Bangor , Maine. my boyfriend is 22 and he just got out of the FUCKING ARMY. Thants right..I said it...the FUCKING ARMY ! all you military lovers and fags who serve in the military should be killed! I have so much hatred twards you, I could spit on your graves. And to you wves and husbands who lost your loved ones over in Iraq or Afganistan...BOO FUCKING HOO ! They got what they deserved. My man was smart..I told him to get out of the service, and like a good boy, he did.....for ME. I run the show , I am a BITCH and I dont give a fuck who knows. My ex was "CAVSCOUT" and he left me to be with some other bitch! You all know hime as sean or "AMERICAN SOLDIR" I hope he dies when he goes to iraq next year. And I dont care waht you fags think of me or my MAN (HE's 8 inches long) I am happy Its people like this that male me wanna beat the crap right outta her!! oh well what caan you do? Well i know what im gonna do I want you to join me on my Show at Temptatio

Read This
Ok people I have spent the last couple of days in the hospital for chest pains and it looks like the valve they put in is not working right so it looks like i will be needing surgery again real soon but I am gonna try and wait until after the holidays for my kids i'm not going to ruin that for them...but i ask of my cherry family to keep my family in your prayers that i will still be around thank you Draco

Keeping Images Under Control
Ok, I am sure some of you feel the way I don on this. I love getting comments, especially image tags, but I hate when they are huge and end up forcing the whole page out of whack. I have a solution for you. enter the following code into your skin: img {max-width:400px; max-height:400px;} now you can adjust the size values to what ever suits you. This will make any image on you page be forced to display at no larger than the specified size. This is a nice way to tame your page. If you have an ?'s let me know. Piratefrog

Rainy Day N Ga
hey peeps... just sending a friendly hello Out.. Its raining and cold.. and just plain ewwww lol... not much going on here..other then doing laundry... cant mop the floors... wont do no good with muddy paw prints all over lol... kids aint being too bad ( yet ) lol.. there getting ready too go out too lunch with there grandpa.. so I GET some peace and quiet for a few lol.. yeehawww.. anyways Ya'll have a good one... stay warm and dry... Be good or be good at it ( whatever that may be ) Bec

In Re "support The Troops"
The US military blowing things up in some other part of the world is not my doing, does nothing for me, in no manner "protects me" and merely robs money from me in the form of taxation on behalf of corporate welfare. I am sorry that this "system" requires your family to join the military and kill people so you can eat. I'd rather my tax dollars go to feeding, housing and providing medical services to the population and the choice of war instead attests to the utter failure of such "system" ... not something to be celebrated. So I do not "support the troops". Love of Country is right out of Mein Kampf, would you fuck a rabbit hole or rub your pussy up against Mount Rushmore? It's a mass of land defined by Treaty boundries under the Law of Nations, which is supposed to be governed by the United Nations but the war mongers you elect to the National Government don't like that idea because they'd rather start offensive wars with small defenseless countries than actually provide for the G

Stars
dancing underneath the stars i see the light reflecting off your eyes day and night bring the silence tomorrow will tell us what we had love at first sight dreaming of nights with another dance with you knowing that day will never come once again im empty inside somebody fill it for me love with a smile i sit with the sound of silence please hele me guide me what can i do love me ill love you back

I Added New Videos To My Stash, Yay!!
2 of which i put together myself (the music ones)!!!! I think theyre REALLY cool! my stash might be malfunctioning :-( heres the links to the new ones if it is: http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=41181 http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=41191 if that wont help i will have to wait for troubleshooting.

Follow-up To My Earlier Blog Bashing These Politically Correct Folks Attacking Some Random Bitch...
Link to this ultra disturbing trend Three people who commented viewed my profile. I dont care if you "support the troops" by re-electing a guy who's an incompetent ass. You're politics mean nothing to me. Nor do I care if you wanna take shots at me. Leave her alone. She's on Lostcherry to make friends, not be attacked by random people despite her opinions.

Furthermore
you know i thought of something else that really annoyed me about the whole killing with kindness thing.. if ur going to be killing someone with kindness who hates you for a damn good reason.. dont expect them to play nice.. ok so here isthe story when i was 7 months preg with my now four month old daughter.. my fance cheated on me...and his friend my unfortunate roomate bob knew what was happening.. he kept me at home the whole time he was fucking that whore.. i would have caught him in the act if it hadnt been for that piece of shit...anyways as far as i know everyone knows i hate bob.. who when i was preg.. pissed on my $2,000.00 couch that i had just paid off after drinkin to much and dried it into my cushion.. not 2 weeks later he did it again and puked on it.. me bein 7 months preg had to clean it up because he kept dryin it in not to mention he caught it on fire after dryin it next to my heater.. he also shit on my b room floor.. and tried to wait to see if i would clean it.. i

Erase The Complications
You're intoxicating Well worth waiting For and I know all the things I need to get me through Till Tomorrow I'd beg and borrow For Just one chance to spend some time alone with you Even if I just sit there and look at you But you're confused and don't know how to feel Because the way you feel isn't the way you think you should You know it's right But feel it's wrong For you to feel all these things inside of you You feel so hollow I'd take your sorrow For Just one chance to spend some time alone with you Even if I just sit there and look at you But you're confused and don't know how to feel Because the way you feel isn't the way you think you should I'd wait here forever But I'm willing to walk away Whatever you need to make you happy and erase the complications I could have been the best thing that you never had Would it really have been that bad? To live in my dreams Get lost in your screams Of passion that I know you are hiding I could wait

Sesame Chicken
Chicken breasts are cooked with sesame seeds, butter, Parmesan cheese, and spices then served with optional orange sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 cup bread crumbs * 1/3 cup sesame seeds * 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese * 1/4 teaspoon ginger * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 6 chicken breast halves * 1/3 cup melted butter PREPARATION: In a shallow dish or pie plate, put bread crumbs, sesame seeds, Parmesan cheese, ginger, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in melted butter, then coat thoroughly with the bread crumb mixture. Place chicken breasts on a baking sheet and bake at 375° for 45 minutes, or until chicken is tender. Serve with orange sauce, if desired. Makes 6 servings. Orange Sauce * 1 tablespoon butter * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup chicken broth * 1/2 cup orange juice * 2 teaspoons finely grated orange peel * 2 tablespoons sugar * 2 tablespoons vinegar * 1 tablespoon lemon juice

Revolutionaries
As most of my friends know I'm a revolutionary who fight to get rid of racism cause I believe racism gets us nowhere except fights, prision and many other places in life. My cause was reawakened this morning when I watched Do The Right Thing by Spike Lee and when the qoutes by Dr. Martin Luther King and Malcolm X were being shown one of the qoutes said "violence is meaningless unless it's self defense but if it's self defense then it's not violence" I guess what this qoute means is that we try to justify the violence that goes on everyday and that we need to understand the consequences of our violent actions cause only through learning from them can we make a difference but I'm not sayin that you can't be mad but understand and reflect on what caused you to be mad and solve in a peaceful and only use violence if necessary and forget about this moronic thing called racism and unite with one another and fight for the cause remember these by Public Enemy "fight the power". Keep ya head

Death Around Me...still Not As Bad As Before....
Sorrounded by threats of death I can see the ice of my breath Blowing crystals side to side My anger for it i hide I had to get out before i let my mind slide Into darkness im lookin to rewind time Start up my kind rhyme I cry Wonder why All those around me get shot and and die The thought of love Gave me a mental shove I had good people who care Why did i ever to the things i dare The color blue, the color red The things ive said To those that are dead I dedicate the rest of my life To do get shit together settle down and get wife I want you to know My flow is to memories of all of you....becuase of you i know where to go

Chicken Marsala
INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves without skin * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/2 teaspoon basil, dried * 3 tablespoons butter or margarine * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 4 to 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced (1/2 to 1 cup sliced) * 1/2 cup Marsala wine PREPARATION: Pound chicken to 1/4" thickness between 2 sheets of plastic wrap. Combine flour, salt, pepper, and basil; mix well. Heat oil and butter in a heavy non-stick skillet over medium high heat. Dredge chicken in seasoned flour mixture.Cook chicken until lightly browned on first side (about 2 minutes). Turn chicken and add mushrooms around the chicken pieces. Cook about 2 minutes more, until lightly browned; stir. Add Marsala wine to pan. Cover and simmer 10 minutes. Serve with hot cooked pasta or rice.

Oven Fried Parmesan Garlic Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine or butter * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 8 boneless chicken breast halves * 2/3 cup grated parmesan cheese * 1 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley or 2 tablespoon dried parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper PREPARATION: In a saucepan over low heat, melt butter with minced garlic. Make a crumb mixture with bread crumbs, parmesan cheese, parsley, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in butter; roll in crumb mixture. Place in a 9- x13-inch baking dish and bake at 350° for 50 to 60 minutes.

This Girl
this girl eyes got me mesmerized sometimes at night I can't even sleep but when I think of her my nights go smoother than a song by Sade then when I close my eyes constant thoughts of her arise the situation becomes deep as I glare into her eyes but to my suprise her emotions start to flow as we connect into something that had been a brewing all along finally the moment overcame us as we began to kiss suddenly a stop in our movement and then I woke up.

~ Does Size Matter? ~
Actually, it’s a question most men want to know but are afraid to ask. Does size matter? And yes, I asked it and yes you all know what I’m talking about. So does it? Is bigger better? Or is the pat answer "it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean" really true? Is there such a thing as too large? Would small make you laugh out loud and want to kick the poor fellow out of bed? Does it even matter at all? Share your experiences (keep it clean ladies), thoughts and opinions in my blog entitled "DOES SIZE MATTER?". Take care,

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!
wtf is wrong with ppl nowdays... grumble, complain, whine whine, complain, grumble grumble, complain, whine whine, complain, grumble grumble, complain, whine whine, complain, grumble grumble, complain, whine whine, complain, grumble grumble, complain, whine whine, complain, grumble its all i hear all days long from alot of ppl... is that all ppl do nowdays... FFS cheer up

Just Had Message Off Stu
saying he didnt manage to get it done today, as he got a commission from a guy who wanted him to draw a picture of God fucking the devil up the arse and he got this commission from a church going christian geezer, oh it makes me laugh. But what he did say is that he when he does send me stuff it will be the finished version

Mexican Chicken
Mexican Chicken Recipe is made in the skillet, with chicken, garlic, tomato sauce, chili powder, green pepper, and hot cooked rice. INGREDIENTS: * 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 pounds chicken pieces * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 medium clove garlic * 1 can (8 ounces) tomato sauce * 3/4 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/4 teaspoon chili powder * dash salt * 1/2 cup sliced stuffed green olives * 1/4 cup golden raisins, optional * 1 green bell pepper, cut in strips PREPARATION: Heat butter and oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat; brown chicken. Remove chicken from skillet. Add onion and garlic; cook until lightly browned. Add tomato sauce, chicken broth, vinegar, chili powder, salt, olives, and raisins, if using Return chicken to the skillet. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Add green pepper; cover and cook 10 minutes longer. Serve Mexican chicken with hot cooked rice. Mex

~~*~~ A Song Sweeter With Time ~~*~~
TAKE THESE WORD'S I GIVE YOU, TUCK THEM IN YOUR HEART, KEEP THEM DEEP INSIDE, FOR WE SHALL NEVER PART, YOU ARE THE VERY SUNSHINE, THAT SHINE'S INTO MY SOUL, YOU MAKE MY HEART SO HAPPY, SO VERY FULL, THE VALUE OF A SMILE FROM YOU, IS WORTH MORE THAN DIAMOND'S OR GOLD, YOU ARE THE SONG WITHIN MY HEART, THE RYTHM AN THE RHYME, YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION, THAT MAKE'S MY SOUL SHINE, YOU'VE CAPTURED THIS HEART OF MINE, THIS SONG OF LOVE, HAS WRAPPED ITSELF AROUND MY SOUL', A SONG THAT GROW'S SWEETER WITH TIME, JUST LIKE A BOTTLE OF AGED WINE, IN THE PASSING OF TIME, SO TAKE THESE TENDER SPOKEN WORD'S, TUCK THEM DEEP INTO YOUR HEART, AND WITH THESE WORD'S, WE WILL NEVER REALY BE FAR APART, AND IF EVER SHALL OUR BODY'S, LIE TOUCHING OUR'S ALONE, AS WE EXPLORE EACHOTHER, IT WILL BE LIKE, TWO SOUL'S COMMING HOME.

Lame People
Mmmm i hate stupid people who dont get the hint... Gee if i havent talked to you in over 2 years maybe theres a reason why. Stop calling me its gross! YUK! I dont know what else to say to this kid.. He just doesnt get the hint and i dont wanna be a complete bitch so what should i do?

Herb Baked Chicken
Chicken is baked with a coating of bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, oregano, thyme, and other seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 3 pounds chicken parts or bone-in breast halves * 1/2 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf oregano, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/4 cup melted butter * butter, unmelted PREPARATION: Remove skin from the chicken. Combine bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, parsley flakes, salt, oregano, thyme, and pepper. Dip chicken in melted butter then coat with crumb mixture. Arrange chicken in a single layer, not touching, in a greased shallow baking dish. Dot with butter. Bake at 350° for about 1 hour, until chicken is tender. Mediterranean chicken recipe serves 4.

Cajun Chicken Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound rotini, cooked according to pkg * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, sliced 1/2" thick * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1 bunch green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning, or to taste * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 1 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) * 8 ounces heavy cream * 1 green bell pepper, julienned * 1 red bell pepper, julienned * 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, quartered * 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, grated PREPARATION: Cook rotini (or similar pasta) according to package directions. Drain; set aside. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add chicken; cook, stirring frequently, until browned, about 6 to 8 minutes.Add garlic, onions, Cajun or Creole seasoning and ground black and red peppers. Add bell peppers and mushrooms; stir to combine. Cover and cook for 5 minutes. Uncover; stir in cream and let simmer another 2 minutes. Stir in

Religion.
You know what Religion is the fall of man. It always has beena nd always shall be. It is what is tearing society apart. Sure you people of many faiths say your raised not to judge others. But let's face it there are countless exaples of your fatihfull judgeing people. Christians you by far are the worest. You judge any who aren't of your faith and yet you say your judgement is in placement for god. Fuck you and your god. You can say god will send me to hell what the fuck ever. I'm Atheist so let your god come to me and we shall see who is true. Stop saying gay's are wrong. Stop saying people of other faiths are wrong. Learn to accept difference because that is what makes this god damn world worth liveing in.

#4
hey everybody im bored as all hell i need to my level up so get everyone to add, rate, and comment if you want to see more pics and all. today i got pissed off cause they had a super sized overload on my street and took me about 20 35 minutes to the post office. when i got to the post office i put up with the traffic for nothing no mail for us today. Im also mad cause the post office lost a movie from blockbuster a gretchen wilson one she is hoooooooooooooooott and i mean i would fuck her all night long

My Messed Up Life, The Good Way Its Going.... 1
The way my life was.... I had a fucked up head My spirit was dead Telling lies was my way And my brain was not ok No rhymes did i lay But i made those around pay No tears in my eyes Only hatred in my lies My feelings were disguised And that shit never flys All i knew was deceit Always been quick on my feet And mean on the street But the only good it did was drain my life like a leech Its to all the young im gonna preach hopefully at least one young soul im gon' teach or its to hell that ill reach....

Mexican Chicken Casserole
A Mexican chicken casserole recipe with chicken, taco sauce, and seasonings, along with taco chips and cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked, cubed * 1 can tomatoes with green chilies * 1 can cream of mushroom soup * 1 can cream of chicken soup * 1 can (4 ounces) taco sauce * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1 package taco chips or Doritos * 1/2 to 3/4 cup grated American cheese, Mexican blend, or Classic Melts blend PREPARATION: In a saucepan, combine and heat tomatoes, soups, taco sauce and broth. Line bottom of casserole dish with taco chips. Add mixture of chicken and sauce. Top with grated cheese. Bake at 350° until bubbly and hot. Serves 4.

Honey Baked Chicken
Honey baked chicken recipe with Dijon mustard. INGREDIENTS: * 1 frying chicken, cut up, about 3 to 3 1/2 pounds * 4 tablespoons butter * 1/2 cup honey * 1/4 cup pineapple juice * 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon curry powder PREPARATION: In a 9x13x2-inch baking dish, melt butter. Combine honey, pineapple juice, mustard, salt, and curry powder. Pour over chicken in a large bowl, coating well. Arrange chicken in baking dish. Bake, uncovered, about 1 hour at 375°. Turn chicken pieces over at least once during baking. Serves 4.

Pretty Ladies
The ladies get all of the tens. They have more to show that us guys. Guys are just drawn to these sites just for the ladies. I am no exception. I love the ladies. I am without but I hope to find the right one. Help me out ladies.

Crazy??????????
stewart's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can seal envelopes without having to lick or wet the glue (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Rattle Me
Rattle me Rattle my bones Surprise me, shock me with your love jones Rattle me To the limit and beyond Shake me while you make me while you hold me in these bonds Rattle me Straddle me Take me for a ride Work it out and jerk it out And take me all inside Rattle me Till the break of day I'll let you have my body and you can have your way.

Spot The Group
Well this is my first Blog so i shall let you know about the music and groups i like!!! I was a young teenager when Punk first hit our radios back in the late 70's. Then it was the Two Tone / Ska era followed by the years of bad disco stuff the of course the Brit Pop explosion. As a scooterist i love Northern Soul, Ska, Punk and anything that has a great beat and tune!!!!! so i have listed all the groups i like in no order what so ever!!!! See if you know any of them!!!!! The Specials, Madness, Bob Marley, The Beat, Bad Manners, King Kurt, The Meteors, Rolling Stones, Small Faces, Faithless, The Vines, The Clash, Stiff Little Fingers, The Undertones, Billy Idol, Libertines, David Bowie, The Hives, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Muse, Fall out boy, Panic at the disco, Oasis, Blur, Pulp, The Coral, The Vapours, The Damned, Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The stranglers, The Cult, The Jam, New Order, Echo and the Bunnymen, Bauhaus, Iggy Pop, B52's, Spear of Destiny, Primal Scream, happy Mondays, Gr

How Many More Things Wrong With Me Physically Do I Have To Endure?
That's right...add one more to the list of my personal hells. I just found out today that I'm asthmatic on top of everything else. I found this out by going to the doctor today barely able to breathe and coughing so hard I passed out. It took them all of two minutes to decide that all those other times when the doctor's told me it was just a chest cold were all asthmatic/bronchial attacks. So now, on top of everything else, I have to carry around an inhaler for the rest of my life. I know it's not that big a deal, and that millions of people live with it too, but just how much more can my body take before it flat just gives up the ghost. I'm going to be honest here dear ones, I am quite down. I've often wondered if I didn't have it, especially since Mom did, and now we know. I'm shaking so hard from the breathing treatment they gave me at the doctor's it's not funny and I've got a beautiful headache on top to match. Anyway, we all know that my life can't go along too well

Wtf Just A Lil Iritated With Ct Peeps
ok now i just have a few thoughts in my head.....i don't understand how people can get all pissy and bent when they don't get cherry love. ever sat there and wondered why some don't show it, me as one i show people love all the time but when comes down to it nobody wants to return the fave, so ya logically think about it why the F*** am i gonna show peeps love that don't give in return....example this lady is awsome and returns the faves but nobody wants to show her love let alone even repost a friggin bulletin....i think u peeps (and i am sure know who u are) you need to get u'r head outta YOUR ASS. don't post bulletins askin for love if ya can't return the fave. heres the link to an awsome person if ya ain't a idiot with head up ass take a look and show her a lil bit of love, i'm sure u'r fingers ain't broken ya had to get on here didn't ya. Shell@ CherryTAP

Exes May Be Crazy, But Then Again So Is Middle School....( This Can Be True)
Pack up your things, And kiss Mommy goodbye. Run as fast as you can, No time to explain why. Your ex has gone mad. He's one love-sick puppy. But he scares you so much Its not even funny. Try to break up with him, But it just wont work. He says "TOGETHER FOREVER" 'Cuz he's a phyco freak jerk! If he cannot have you, Then nobody will. When you see him running after you, You cry with a shrill. You run faster and faster, But now it's two against one. When you see his tough friend, You think your game is done. Tomorrow at school, Will be a living hell. He'll be glaring at you, His friends will as well. At drama club he'll stalk you. So stay distracted by your friends. Because they will protect you Until the bitter end. Once you get home, don't take any chances and be sure to put up a decoy away message. This is crazy, I know. But don't worry dear. No one will remember by the end of the year. Because middle school drama Is nothing to fear.

A Kiss From My Heart
Feel this Kiss, Within your Heart, Our lip's so sweet,,,Wet,,,An Warm, No word's be spoken, It's meaning is true, This kiss will last a lifetime, In our dream's, An wishe's, And Hope's to come true, It's a kiss, Only from me, For you, A kiss from my heart, Soft6 an sweet, Thinking of you, A deep kiss, My heart give's, From this man, Only for you.

Sigh - More Car Problems Than I Thought...
My Dad has been the one conversing with them. As a single woman for most of my life, I have learned to lean on my Dad so that I don't get screwed by the automobile industry... The latest and greatest news is that: There are two problems: 1. the air conditioner which will take about $1300.00 to fix. 2. the water leak which will take about $1200.00 to fix plus the tune up you requested plus sales tax. Because we are heading into the winter months, I won't need my AC as much (excepting for those Texas 80/90 weather days still in the Fall/Winter months).... it looks like option 2 is the only one that is going to be fixed THIS time around. I hope that they fix it quickly because I am paying $42/day for the only rental found left in town on Monday. Augghghghghgh.... I'm off and running to vote... Laters!!!

For A New Friend
The Serenity Prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will; That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him Forever in the next. Amen.

To My Friends
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I PROBABLY WON'T BE BACK ON TODAY, I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO BECOME A GRANDMA FOR THE SECOND TIME. I'M HAVING ANOTHER GRANDSON, I'M EXCITED. THEY ARE INDUCING MY DAUGHTER AT 4 PM TODAY. I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT IT WHEN I GET BACK.

"stardust"
TWIZTID LYRICS "Stardust" Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace. Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this shit is fuckin'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking about a place to stay or something? I think he said he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog. [Madrox] Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need This product I have right here, is small and light in weight And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase Stardust We're not sure just what it does But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us "If it wasn't for this here product and so on...." Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells it

God's Arrangement
My mind has wandered all these year's,Between smile's an my tear's,What it would be like,Or if it would be right,Is there ever gonna be,A good lady for me,Or just forever in my fantasy's,A lady to treat me right,Protect her and respect her,With all my might,For a good man like me,Should have all this,Then more,, with Extasy,Then one day I met this lady,She loved me an holding my hand,So deep her b/green eye's be,When I looked into them,It was all I could see,We shinned onto eachother,Like the sun does a spring flower,I couldn't help but think,She made me shine,And it felt,,WOW,,so devine,Seem's like God arranged this for us,It was so intimate an fine,An the moon an the star's up in the sky,Bright an dancing around us,We never felt funny or shy,It felt so right wrapped in my arms so tight,Like new lover's in the night,Were both happy and feel so right,Gonna stay close to this lady's heart,And pray God never let's us part.

Lookin For Ms Right
whats up ladies im looking for someone with simular intrests if not the same someone who has there head on straaight not into mind games so ladies give me a holla after peepin my profile please im not the one to be caught up on looks u shouldnt either personality stands out more than any thing to me

The Web
The Web Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love - Written and owned by Sherri Deskins

Advice On Dating Older Women
I wrote this up for a younger guy who was asking about how to "woo" older women. And I thought I'd post it here just for giggles. How you approach an older woman really depends on what type of relationship you're looking for, and how you present yourself. Young guys tend to be very sex-focused, and there are going to be a few women who want a purely sexual relationship and that's it. If that's what you're looking for, then if you present yourself that way, those women will respond. If you're looking for a more serious relationship, keep a few things in mind. First, you're handicapped by your age, and all the other guys your age who've probably hit on this woman solely because she's more sexually experienced and comfortable with herself. If she wants a relationship that includes companionship, she's not going to take you seriously because she pretty much assumes a guy your age only wants sex. You're going to have to approach her on a companionship basis. Try to forge a friends

"tilt-a-whirl"
ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS "Tilt-A-Whirl" Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl All you mutha fuckas are gonna die Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin now And still won't die (try me) Wicked clowns never (never) die, whut Oh my goody look a chicken Keep your money here's a ticket Hold up keep your kids out here They too young to play in there Step right up now strap 'em in Lock it tight under his chin Clamp his arms up to his side It's gonna be a helly ride Now if you misplace an item Psychopathic straight up find 'em If you lose your nugget yo Hatchet ain't responsible Look and wonder if you will Cuz we about to rip and kill Think about your every sin As our tilt-a-whirly spins They... all... die... die... They... all... die... die... Looky look a fancy fuck With his wallet up his butt Give the wealthy what they want Fuck the line put him up front Welcome to our spectacle Carny rides eccentrical Hope you l

What's Your Best Quality?
Carol, your best quality shines through in how Compassionate you are. The fact that you're a caring and considerate person who is typically very loving, as well really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're a calm, relaxed person who tends to take life in stride. You are an independent person who is usually able to handle things in a self-sufficient manner, too. In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities. We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare — only 5 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them. Carol, your top quality is Compassion. Combined with your

Made Me Tear Up... :)
Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty

A Complete Religious Twist..
NEVER HEARD IT PUT QUITE THIS WAY BEFORE ! ! ! ! ! ! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God the

This Is Very Serious
This is very serious.................. There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer ( WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Loving Him
You know that feeling that you get when someone you love comes near. The kind that when they touch you, all your feelings shift a gear. And when they speak all you can do is listen, grin and smile. The pain of knowing you and him will never walk the aisle. And when you see his shining face, you wish that it was yours. To hold, to touch, to kiss all night. To cradle in your arms. For him to be the one that will forever be with you. Brings cheer and joy into your life but there's nothing you can do. You can wish and and hope that one day soon he'll find out you're the one. So he can hold you, touch you, kiss you all your days to come. To cherish him with all your heart is all that you can do. Even if it means as friends, but you know it's not true. You'll always have a place for him, inside within your heart. He'll never know the pain you feel the days you are apart. As much as you would like for him to try and understand. You wouldn't want for him to feel the pain t

Eever
never know how much i love you never know how nuch i care when you put your arms around me i get a fever that is so hard to bear you give me fever when you kiss me fever when you hold me tight fever in the morning fever all through the night you give me fever ANGEL EYES

I Have Great Friends On Here
Yeah i have Great Friends.......yes that was sarcasm and if your on my friends list than soon you will be deleted...the reason why you all post bulletins i'm in a contest please vote for me so i go vote for you i'm a nice guy...but not for long...cause you see i post a bulletin stating i'm in a contest and not one single person on my friends list goes to vote for me so you know what you can all go fuck yourselves and go to hell oh and don't expect me to vote for any of you people again so if your in a contest and you lose by one vote sorry cause you ain't getting my vote...............this message is for everyone on my friends list except the friends i have recently gotten or if your name is Carol Anne...so come on people go vote for me and help me be the Prince of Cherry Tap

Geppetto
My emotions are held on a string And I am the puppet dancing for you waiting for you to orchestrate my next move I'm so alone here Even when you say you no longer want to play I'm waiting for you, by the side of the road Holding on like the Ardent Lover And your my Overzealous Charlatan With your shotgun in hand I follow you into the woods Awaiting my destiny As you're luring me away I have no control BANG!!!!

Rejection And How To Deal With It
Rejection and How To Deal with It With the statistics pointing out to more than 75% of relationships ending up with failure we will all have to experience refutation a few times during the course of our life and one of the most difficult experiences to deal with is indeed "rejection". Rejection may come from many sources and some of those causes can be somehow ridiculous for some but extremely serious for others. Incidentally the most common reason for rejection is a feeling of inadequacy and a fear of failure from your partner. Regardless of the reason your significant other is dropping you is still devastating to the ego. The list is endless but let me mention a few reasons why you could be dropped. A lack of communication A lack of chemistry A lack of mental support A lack of sexual activity A lack of understanding A lack of good health A lack of spirituality One must remember that you can only perceive someone's view through your own senses, your own star

What If U Freaks Got Busted...
what would you do if you posted half-clothed or nude pics of your genitals, boobs, and/or butt on cherrytap and your face and/or real name were visible. and you posted comments all around on other members' pages. what would you do if somebody you know, like a sibling, a spouse or paramour, one of your parents, one of your kids or your boss saw your raunchy ass here. what would you do? me? i don't know what the hell i would do! no. now that i think about it: if it were any adults in my family or friends, i would tell them to mind their own business. if it was my kids, i would beat their asses and ground them for being on an adult oriented website. if it was a coworker, i would remove my page, threaten them with exposure, and lie if they tried to out me. if it was my boss, i would ask if i've been fired. if not, cool. if yes, then i would out my boss for being here also.

I Need Sleeep.......
aaaaaaaaaah i so need sleep atm. 22.55pm cant keep my eyes open. talking to Kim on msn thats it. going up at 8am tomorrow morning to talk to JJand maybe Lennon. bah im to dman ncie sometimes.. i set my alarmclock to be able to talk to ppl in a diffrent time zone -.- i muist be the ebst firend ever.

What Feels Right?
Would someone please tell me why is it so wrong to fall for someone you meet on the internet, yet when with them it feels like heaven!? I know not alot of people in my family, friends, church are happy with me right now. And yes I may still have alot of open wounds in my life that need healin before I want to move on with my life and be happy. Yes his name is Keith, yes I met him via online, yes I fell in love with him, yes we did much more, yes he lives out of the country, yes IT FEELS RIGHT, YES i NEED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE LORD HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE!!! (other than my children) Why can't Michele be happy for once in her life!!? Why can't she make her own decisions and not get judged by them from ANYONE, and if they do make me change my mind!? ALL I WANT IF FOR ME TO BE HAPPY, AND MY CHILDREN!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! THE POWER OF PRAYER DOES WONDERS, TRY IT SOMETIME HE WILL LISTEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT.

Long Survey About Myself
Long Survey About YourselfWhat time are you starting this?:4:00 pm on Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006 Name?:Lost Angel Nicknames?:Allie Date of birth?:Aug 15, 1963 Sex?:Female I hope Height?:5'8" Eye color?:Hazel but more brownish Where were you born?:Seoul, South Korea Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:43 (poor fire dept.) Pets?:yeppers my cat...YipYap Hair color?:dark brown almost black Piercings?:only my ears Town you live in?:Marion Favorite foods?:Chinese and Korean Ever been to Africa?:Yes I have Been toilet papering?:LOL yep in high school Love someone so much it made you cry?:What's Love?Been in a car accident?:yes Croutons or bacon bits?:bacon bits Favorite day of the week?:hard to just get up now a daysFavorite resturant?:Korean Favorite flower?:Roses Favorite sport to watch?:high school basketball...go Lisa go! Favorite drink?:Pepsi Favorite ice cream flavor?:Rocky Road Warner Bros. or Disney?:Warner Brothers Favorite fast food restuarant?:NOT McDonalds that's for sure Car

Did You Vote Today?
I'm actually pretty curious about this one. did you vote? who did you vote for? did you vote for anything or just against things? enlighten me, comment away people, no one will be judged for their point of veiw

Who Knows
Dearest Beloved, You are my heart and soul. Yours is that spark that ignites my dreams of passion. A fire rages inside me to love you more deeply than I ever thought I could love another. Ours is a shared desire to be one in all things. Ours is to be in the now and hold the feeling forever precious. I desire you in my life. I desire to be in your life. Not because we have to, But because we want to. I will stand beside you in all things you face. I will not judge you for your past. I will carry my part of the load. I will help you to carry your load. I will listen to you and not interrupt. I will only give advice when asked. I will let you be you and never change you. I will always be me and consider your wishes. I may not always please you, But I will always make the effort to be pleasing. I am not coming into your life to make it worse, But to enhance it for us both. I want ours to be a love that is to be envied by those who know not how to love. I love you as the eternal spirit l

Stranded
all alone standing no where hearing no wind seeing darkness all around heart beat slows breathing goes shallow vision blurs numbness takes in stranded in hell tormenting my soul stranded away from you an angel i lost how did i make such a dreadful mistake loosing you i lost my life

Bound By Submission
She is hungry. I see it, feel it coursing in the air around her and leaping towards me. Unplanned desire, there are no toys here in my room. I look for the one possibility and offer her my two inch black leather belt. This is all there is...all except her own tools of passion and pain. Her teeth sharp as the tiger that now prowls my room. Her nails the tiger's claws tracing upon my skin. She takes the belt, lays it upon the soft, white comforter and quietly directs me to bend over the bed. My arms are spread wide, directly out from my body. My palms face down as I turn my head towards the top of the bed. I hear the sound of my knife pulled from its leather. A knife kept sharp and ready for use...as tool, as eating utensil, as weapon of attack or defense. This knife I wore at my side for so many months that it became an extension of my own body as I soldiered in a far off hostile land. This knife full of my strength and being. The cold blade takes my breath with its sudden applicat

Poetry
On Aging- Mother and Me You traveled down this path of time; I traveled as well but differently. You walk slowly along, gracefully-delicately; I run behind following, stumbling, falling. Your steps are slow, beautiful, deliberate; My steps are unsteady, clumsy, dangerous. You keep to the center, straight and safe; I wonder away and get lost in blissful darkness. You make your ascent slow and easy; Taking the obvious and logical steps. I ascend by the way of jagged cliff; Steep, rocky hills, thorns and pain. You will arrive well preserved, unwounded, beautiful; I will arrive worn out, bloody, beaten, laughing loudly!

Those Hands
Those Hands You know…he has hands exactly like his father’s… Hands that once tore open and pulled apart the child I was and should have been. I love him…I do! He is my flesh and my blood lies beneath that skin so much like his. You know…he is my son and not the one who crushed and destroyed and raped and burned and stole my childhood away from me. And with love and hidden revolt, I will hold to his soul And forever tremble at the sight of his precious hands Even I know that.

I Never Learn!
Ok, those of you who have chatted with me know that I am a big time flirt, this is no secret to anyone. While at work last week, a customer called to order a job from my company, nothing unusual, we established that he needed to pay by CC because he didn't have an account (still normal procedure) so after he reads me his CC info I jokingly ask what the credit limit was. He chuckled and said it was his bosses card and there was no credit limit .. so I asked if he'd like to take a trip to Venice .. and that's where I should've shut up ... but NOOO .. I had to keep on going ... we'll meet up at the airport ... we'll have to buy new wardrobes ... He then says .. well, we'll have to meet somewhere before the airport so we can get to know each other a little bit before we go on vacation. That's when that inner voice started shouting "whacko .. whacko .. danger Will Robinson .. danger!" I then replied, well, my husband may get upset if I went to Italy without him (figured that may put an

If Only She Knew
If Only She Knew I watch her move without her knowing. Her raised eyebrow, the light in her eyes. I secretly see—but she does not know That she is drowning in my admiration. I steal a moment, a glance when her Back is to me; the curve of her spine. The muscle in her thigh shows itself to me. But she only sees her friend detached. Her hand waves her words around in the air. She is unaware that I am drinking of her and All that she is; waiting for the next taste Like a starving wolf in a syrupy night. I take note of her stride without her knowledge. I watch her heel rise, her toes bend, the back of her knee. Her face to the sky and her laughter takes flight. My heart beats too fast but she does not see. She lives behind my eyes where only I know. Her smile, every line, and every shadow of her face Is burned into my mind in deep furrows. Inside of my thoughts she appears again. She does not know how easily she has stolen The very air I am trying to breat

North Korea
I think it is about time China stepped up and became the Super power that they are and at least deal with some of the problems on there own borders . They are quickly becoming a economical power as well and if they intend to keep trading with us in the west then they have an obligation to help with the problems in the world rather than do nothing or make them worse. If this does not happen China will slowly become what the USSR was for 50 years , and the world does not need this. North Korea needs to be dealt with and China should do it!

Her Homicide To Love Pt 2
Her Homicide to Love pt 2 She said. It was hard for her to open because of some other fool That did irreparable damage I am not damage control Nor will I stand trial for that or those knuckleheadz. If you can open your mouth at the buffet Dammit you can open it with me can’t you? The man you claim to love The one you claim to need You say you love me? You say you trust me. Trust is 90% of love I haven’t hurt you in this relationship I am very careful ‘cuz I know the history of the bums before me So I am gentle I am caring I am attentive But yet, you seem like a mute button is stuck On enable on your mental remote I was tentative to get close fearing this F#$k “war against the worlds” its war right here. I am losing the battle of the ex’s. @JoeFresh9/05

Lord Came To Adam
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

Girl Asked Her Mother
A little girl asked her mother one day if when she dies she goes to heaven with her legs up in the air. Her mother replied, no. Why do you ask? The little girl says, that when she walked past the maids room she saw the maid on the bed with her legs up in the air saying " Oh god I'm coming.", and that she would have went if daddy was'nt on top of her holding her down.

Autospy To Her Homicide Pt 1
The Autopsy or her homicide pt 1 I said I love you no matter what I said I am here She doesn’t listen to me She thinks I'm that other guy Here we go again. But it’s a twist, Some sort of R Kelly thang going on. She said the person that hurt her was me 15 years ago. All this time, I didn’t know 17 years later she tells me where I messed up When I was 20 I know I was an asshole I seen our old video tapes when We were in love with each other I said to myself, that guy in the tape Is an asshole But times have severely changed since then I realized my ways, I guess a car accident and Passin out at the club will give you some type of clarity Some type of epiphany Years later, as I have grown up, out, wide, inside I understand what love is I understand what I need to do Where I need to be But the person I wanna share this new me Doesn’t know me Doesn’t know the demons of jealousy The demons of lust are all gone That I am here for her @JoeFresh 9/05

Castle
I've decided I was born in the wrong century. I've always been fascinated with the early 18th century. Women wearing tight corsets and huge dresses, often with no underwear, just layers and layers of petticoats. Cursteying before the Lady of the manor, servants scurrying around, trying to serve in a discrete manner. The formal, stiff manners that are expected to be followed, but can be done with such grace. The grooming...finishing schools, dancing lessons, music lessons....ohh...it would be such wonderful torture. My body type is such that would fit quite nicely into this time period. I'm rather short and voluptuous and have a slight hourglass figure that would be accented by a corset. I just get a quivver imagining a full white ball-gown, lace ruffles at the bottom. My hair, up high on my head with a few ringlets artfully arranged to cascade down the sides. I stumble during a dancing lesson, scuffing my friend's white silk slipper. She cries in outrage and scolds me mightily for bei

I Wonder...
Well today seems to be a firsts day. I ate LIVER, and now I'm in the process of typing out my first(EVER!) blog. I never started one of these things because I was always afraid of talking shamelessly about myself..but Now thatI've joined LostCherry or CherryTAP..I like it. I like the world revolving around me. *angelic smile* Anyhow..I was wondering if anyone thats on my friends list makes tags? I don't really have any creativeness, or else I'd make stuff for myself..But I was wondering if anyone could make me a few personalized tags? Don't forget to stop by my page and buy me a beer dammit! *huggles and licks* ~*Kailee*~

A Women Goes To Her Boyfriends
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman

College Term Paper
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca-last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted. ---------------------------------------------------------

Giving My Husband To The Babysitter
Great story..very talented writer..... Giving My Husband To The Babysitter (mff) By Scott Tracy Today, Jeff and I are your average, middle aged couple with two busy careers and two rambunctious children. But this hasn’t always been the case. I met Jeff in college. His roommate, Evan, dated a girlfriend of mine, Sarah, for a couple years. In that time, Jeff and I were often thrown together socially as we each independently tagged along with our respective friends, either to concerts or on trips to Evan’s family’s cabin on a nearby lake. I wouldn’t say that we dated. We really didn’t see each other unless it was in the context of going somewhere with Evan and Sarah. Frankly, I really didn’t want the distraction of a boyfriend in school. So, Jeff was a convenient social companion for me (and I like to think I returned the favor). Towards the end of our senior year, the four of us engaged in a foursome of sorts while visiting the cabin. We had been drinking quite a bit t

Update On Voting
here are yer instructions for those of you unfamiliar with the voting process.. they come to my profile after 12 central time tonight and click on my pics and rd 2 "THE ORIGINAL WHITE TIGER" LOOK FOR HIM ON THE BULLETINS.... OH YEAH HAPPY VOTING I LOVE YOU!!

A Lil Shit To Start The Day Off.
Have you ever loved someone thinking that he would love you in return then when he did you were left only to find out that all this while this other person was the one you were in love with?? That you felt you had an affinity with from the respect that he had for you? I was so blind and now I can see, crystal clear... But I don't know am I too late to get you back? Have you totally given up on the concept of an US?

A Dreamer Uh
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Another Military Guy Speaks Out
the words you are about to read are not exactly my words but are words i beleive to be true and agree with. Subject: ANOTHER MILITARY GUY SPEAKS OUT For those who don't know General Hawley, he's a newly retired USAF 4-star general. He commanded the USAF Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and bombers]. The Command headquarters is at Langley AFB, VA. General Hawley is now retired and no longer required to be politically correct. His short speech is very much to the point. The following are excerpts: "Since the attack [9-11], I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of such surpassing stupidity that they must be addressed. You've heard them too. Here they are: 1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is relative." Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, nothing is relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves. You see, folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is the bearded guy

Teflon-tipped Smile
Yet another reason Matt sticks to visual art. Oh, the angst, the pain...I was emo before there was an emo, apparently. Old piece here. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me- through me. Your laugh, like a stiletto, into any chainmail I wear. I can see the infrastructure, the rusted steel beams, the crumbling concrete. I do not want this, I do not want this, I do not want this. Collapse. Bury me. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me. Through me.

George Carlin's Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,

Beacons That Light The Way
when the path of life becomes covered in shadows when mistress nights’ presence is so powerful it tastes of arsenic bourbon and the blackest of cold day old french roast coffee in those times of darkness the things that are beautiful shine so much the brighter and my spirit is drawn to what is beauty those beacons of light recent days my spirit my soul have been drawn to beauty even morso now then ever before I felt the beauty of a smile from a friend a long time in the making and I feed from the beauty in a real hug held tight and given freely I read and wept beauty in words between lovers and beautiful sadness at lovers lost and memories lived again in words a plea most eloquent I drank beauty in the north texas sky lady luna so bright she lit my way on that journey from here to there and I danced and drank on that same evening while the sky was filled with rain thunder and lightning my path still dark yet I see those beacons that

I Cant Belive I Actualy Did One Of These Quizes
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%Average70%A Sicko20%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Large Breasts
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that, I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl

I Haven't Done One In A While.
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? I don't know. 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don't have any. 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Mr. Gutierrez, he was young, tan, and ripped, and incredibly conceited. He was perfect. ;) 5. What body part do you wash first? Legs 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Wow 7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can talk forever about anything. 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? I don't eat pringles. 10. Have you ever been tied up? Yeah, for a game. 11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Coming home late. That was like, 239 years ago. 12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? parallel parking is fun 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I don't think so. 14. How many times have you been cussed out? Less than five. 16. In one word, describe your butt. cupcake

Another Stop Me Please
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs100%Blood92%Bondage83%Whips83%Blind Folds50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Spades With Friends
Spades with Friends by johnkelly © My wife Angela and I have been married for five years and have had a pretty good sex life. We've watched a couple pornos and tried a couple things but not as adventurous as our friends Mike and Becky, well until they came over for cards one night. Mike and Becky showed up about 8:00 pm and all I could do was stare at Becky. She was wearing a short black mini-skirt with a very reveling top. I was hoping Angela wouldn't notice my stares towards Becky, but Angela knew I was attracted to Becky. Angela came over and gave Becky a little hug, then gave Mike a huge hug. They all went to the table while I went and grabbed the first round of drinks. Typically we sit around and talk about work, sports, or other current events while we play spades. Tonight was different, Angela started right in asking Becky if she had any guys staring at her tonight. I started blushing, hoping Angela didn't notice but I couldn't stop staring. After that we started pla

What My Name Means
You entered: Kelly XXXX XXXXXX There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 82 There are 5 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of acc

Queen For A Day Part 2 Is Open!!
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Lets Hear It For Texas
TEXAS ! Rules of Texas : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle &oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat

Best Friendship
A dozen roses I give to you my friend A gift that seems so small But they represent so much Our friendship most of all. A rose for the friendship A rose for the touch A rose for the trust we share Our sharing means so much. A rose for the kindness And the deep caring you show A rose for the comfort given When I've been feeling low. A rose for the laughter How it makes your eyes shine A rose for the dreams we share It's amazing how they intertwine. A rose for the deep respect You give to me with ease A rose for the love we feel And how you wish to please. A rose for your compassion That has helped me in so many ways A rose for bringing me sunshine That has brightened all my days. The last rose is the best For it stands so proud and tall This rose represents you My best friend of all.

Letter Written By A Marine Sgt To John Kerry
LETTER WRITTEN BY A MARINE SERGEANT TO JOHN KERRY. {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! } Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq” So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not uniq

I Must Be
I got this from a friend called Renegade. I thought it was cool ... so here goes I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be annorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

This Is Soooooo Kewl!!!
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!

Judge Roy Moore
The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama . Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama . The judge's poem sums it up quite well. America the Beautiful, or so you used to be. Land of the Pilgrims' pride; I'm glad they'll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty; your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain From sea to shining sea, our Nation turns away From the teaching of God's love and a need to always pray. We've kept God in our temples, how callous we have grown. When earth is but His footstool, and Heaven is His throne. We've voted in a government that's rotting at the core, Appointing Godless Judges; who throw reason out the door

Since I Let You Got Away
Since I let you get away I've been thinking, I've been thinking why did I ever liked you. Since I let you get away I've been saying to Myself, Why did I let you go? Also why didn't I told You that I love you. And that you where My first love.

The Secret To Fix All The World's Problems
as found on : http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s1577701.htm Duct Tape A while ago, a spring in the on/off switch on my 20-year-old TV died. "It's easy", I said to my wife, "I'll just pull the 240V plug out of the wall, discharge the 25,000 volts off the TV set, pull the chassis apart, solder in a new switch, and put it all back together again". Well, she raised her eyebrows at me, and asked "Why don't you use duct tape, like this?", while simultaneously tearing a strip off from a roll that happened to be lying around, and taping down the switch down into the On Position. And so it came to be a semi-permanent, though effective, repair, needing a new strip of duct tape every week or so, a job that takes about 10 seconds each time. Most people believe that duct tape was invented for air-conditioning ducts - but it wasn't, and in fact, for some time, was not allowed to be used for that purpose. Duct tape was invented during World War II by Johnson & Johnson, whi

Pulled Teeth.....thank Goodness
wow...i got my bottom wisdom teeth pulled today and i remember it all the right onw was a piece of cake and the left one they had a problem with .... dang my jaw!! Grr...just stopped bleeding alittle while ago..and ate.. but ne ways...im missin my pshyco babes even thou i just saw him last night.but oh wells i can wait till im all better then we can have lots of fun!! oh wells until then im gonna sleep and cruz in the house ...

The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
Finished reading this novel today, at the suggestion (of the series, not the novel) of a friend. A lot of fun, and of course I liked the mention of Hindemith partway through ;) Good mystery, memorable characters. (And a dashed-off review, but you'll see better, really...)

Help Me Dammit!
Okay, jerks..I need help...lol(maybe not the sweetest way to get help, but im kind of upset) I'm offering a diamond ring or a rolex to the 1st person who helps me comment bomb someone very important to me!! Its a big deal..Im trying to be generous!! PLEASE COME HELP ME!!!!!!!

Tell Me Why......
Why would a woman that is 30 years old let a 20 year old little punk ass mother fucker tell her kids to starve and let him get away with not to mention not talk to her kids .I'll tell ya the fuckin bitch that i started a family with thats what kind.Can you believe i call her to ask if she is going to give me the money for the kids school uniforms .Not much it isnt even half.So im talkin to her and i guess he doesnt let her talk with out listening .Because she is still tryin to get bac with me .YEA FUCK THAT>So im askin her for the money and he chimes in and says i hope ur kids starve get your own money.Now i dont want her money but fair is fair.I mean she hasnt paid support in 3 years .But to let him talk like that abt your kids .What kind of bitch s this .I mean he aint gonna get away with that and any one that knows me Knows hes fucked LOL.but why would a woman do this and not talk to her kids .Well the kind that wont be seein her kids till court is over.Fuck her ,him and all the bul

Remember Past Is Prologue
This makes some very good points, most of which you have heard or read before, it's worth reading all of it. In closing, today we get a chance to vote - it probably won't make a difference but at least we have the opportunity to keep liberals from taking over the Senate by not indirectly electing a liberal from San Francisco into the Majority Speaker's position. Here is the message: I may get some grief from this, but here it is anyway; Remember the Past Is Prologue THIS IS HISTORY THAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUT OF OUR TEXTBOOKS. MOST OF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT NEARLY EVERY FAMILY IN AMERICA WAS GROSSLY AFFECTED BY WWII. MOST OF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE RATIONING OF MEAT, SHOES, GASOLINE, AND SUGAR. NO TIRES FOR OUR AUTOMOBILES, AND A SPEED LIMIT OF 35 MILES AN HOUR ON THE ROAD. NOT TO MENTION, NO NEW AUTOMOBILES. READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD REACT TO BEING TAKEN OVER BY FOREIGNERS IN 2007. This is an EXCELLENT essay. Well thought out and present

In Memorium Of My Dad
i wrote this a number of years ago for my father. They said it gets easier with time, they lied to me. Im having a rough time right now, I think of you everyday more and more. The pain was numbed by the memories, but now the numbness is gone and the pain has returned. I've heard it all, "Only the good die young", but why did they take you away from me when I needed you the most. And the part that hurts the most, is that I never got the chance to tell you that I love you, I never got to say goodbye. I hide my pain and sorrow from everyone, they can't tell Im hurting. If I could have only one wish, it would be to see you again so I can tell you, I love you and I miss you. Goodbye Dad

Just Because
OK going to vent a little in here tonight so let me get my soapbox... ok ... have you ever found yourself falling in love with someone that you know you shouldnt love?? maybe because you know they will never love you back or that they are with someone else??? Do you lay awake at night and think of them and dream about how things could be? Does it break your heart to know that happiness is just around the corner and you just cant touch it? Fear of rejection is a evil mistress. I find myself sometimes wondering what would happen if I just opened my mouth sometime and let everything I have inside out and see where it gets me... I have been hurt way too many times and I see happiness only a few steps away and yet my feet wont take me there.. so I turn and feel the tears as I walk away leaving the happiness and the better times behind me and I try not to look back.. there will be someone somewhere that doesnt take that much work and that much worry and there will be someone that will com

Everything Ive Ever Wanted To Say!
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under

Rough Sex Facts
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Giving head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent....................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft........................

Bella Morte - Whispers
Bella Morte - Whispers I've waited long. For a day. That I pray will come to me. I want nothing more. My needs are small. As you rest here at my side. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. I love you now, As I will when the longest day is through. Know this is true. Place your heart within this one who lives for you. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Just sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight e

I Must Be Nuts
Well, I put myself in the queen for a day contest.. Please bomb me with comments.....Please click on the actual pic below and it will take you to the correct place to bomb me with comments...Leave as many as you want....Thanks, You all are awesome!!!!!

What Men Like To Do And Women Love It Some Hints
this is how a girl likes her pussy to be eat Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a map, or a help icon. How many times have you planted your face

25 O'clock And The Hour Draws Nigh
Something final thoughts on the world in which we live. The alcoholic bastard played the stRAnGEr in me. I've had some requests for a real blog entry. (Seems some people out there are just so curious about the real me for whatever morbid reason.) Alright here goes nothing and yet everything all at once and simultaneously like a supernova turned blackhole. The past three weeks I have been drinking an average of 15 beers a night and enjoying every moment. My alcohol tolerance is overwhelming every sane thought left in my being. It would seem my body is no longer able to function without some kind of alcohol induced mind fog (Brian Lumley fans had better get that illiteration or I will smack you all). I have been told that I need a social life, but realistically I work too many hours (65+ a week) for this to even be a possibility. My time is not my own and with every dollar my bank account gains I am losing a part of my soul. I enjoy what I do, but I miss the things

Today's Promise From The Bible Psalms 139:10
Today's Promise from the Bible Psalms 139:10 Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me. Reflection Never are God's children so far removed upon the earth that they might fall outside the protective grasp of their Lord. He is to everlasting, filling all the heavens with His majesty! Fear no bitter darkness nor lasting night for ever shall the Lord of heaven redeem you who believe unto the everlasting morning and bathe you in light imperishable!

Hi
hey everyone, im new to cherry tap im here to meet new friends. not looking for any relationships already have one and its going great. but i can still talk to people so if you want to talk to me hit me up well i got to go so talk to you all later

Air Fares For Active Troops:
Our military is not "flying free" as most Americans believe. As a majority of the airlines do not provide discount fares for the military, the men and women actively serving our country are paying for their own flights home during leave and - in many instances - are paying higher fares than most of the public. The reason for this is that they are unable to book their tickets in advance as their leaves are not always granted 21, 14 nor 7 days in advance. Please sign the Military Airfare Reduction petition to ask the government and 11 major airlines to provide military discounts to those on active duty. Many are unable to fly home because of the inability to afford the airline rates. Please sign this petition in the hopes of showing our military who serve in place of those of us who will not fight our appreciation for their service and dedication. Sign the petition online at: http://www.petitiononline.com/BSMMIL/

What Could Make The West Coast Better?
... If I was somewhere else. It's been three days, and I've decided this Eugene, Oregon thing has already gotten old. The worst part is, I could potentially be here until February, unless this go-live thing finally happens. Yeah, OK, the girl who picked me up at the airport was really cute... and lives in Dallas, and works at the Plano office. Naturally, by virtue of that, she's off limits. However, she seems to like wearing everything low-cut... I guess she must know I'm in this hotel room by myself and, like other women in the world, is enjoying my frustration. If I'm going to be spending the winter here, something has got to change, and quick-fast. It kinda sucks more that I know nobody living in Oregon - in real life, or on CT - and it's not exactly easy to meet anybody. So, what are my options? Well, the girl handed me a stack of brochures... directions to every museum, library, and other not-very-social place out here... except for the coast, which is about 45

Entrapment
Entrapment — Tuesday, November 07, 2006 If you convince someone to commit a crime, and then catch them, What have you really accomplished? It seems like creating a problem, then solving it, so now you get a pat on the back. But anyone who would do something illegal even with having to be tempted and convinced is a "bad" person and should be in jail? I'm sure there's illeagal things that I would do with the proper motivation. Maybe I'm just a bad person, and should just go sit in jail. Or maybe I should just stay away from the possibility of that motivation. Simply wanting to do things, doesn't make people all that "bad" in my opinion. Sometimes people are in situations where they don't even know what they want. People like the things they like. ( duh ) wether it's a food, a color, a design, an activity, different things for different people. I may like doing drugs. I may even like killing people, or fighting with people. And if properly convinced while I'm in th

Thanks Guys I Owe It To All That Voted Couldnt Have Done It Without Ya
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I Wish This Were True
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Advice From Oprah About Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".? A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."? You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always

One More Before Bed .. .
so I was about to head to bed and it occurred to me that the only thing waiting for me there is sleep. Yes, I could use some at this point, but I figured that it will still be waiting when I get there ... so one more ... Roll, Roll, Roll the blunt Pack it full of weed Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Oops, I rolled a seed ...

Voting
i need more vote and comments, PLEASE PLEASE VOTE AND OR COMMENT MY PIC, MOST COMMENTS WINS A PRIZE TOO! BE A PAL AND HELP ME OUT! http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=68074&albumid=86508&i=364316203 HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!

Praying Spirit
================================================= PRAYING SPIRIT By Lenora Love Whiteside ================================================= - Get Your Own Lord I'm praying That things go well For me and somebody else I'll always do What you ask of me To be a comfort To those in need Give me the words to speak Bless me from the crown of my head To the soul of my feet And I hear in the spirit Saying to me Ever so sweatly Hear my voice And turn not Away from me Do not harden your heart The word is nigh thee Even in your mouth Out of my belly Lord Is flowing rivers Of living waters Lord I hear you In the spirit saying Come unto me Lord hear my prayer Our father in heaven Hallowed be your name Your kingdom come Your will be done On earth as it is In heaven Give us this day Our daily bread Forgive us of our debt As we forgive our debtors Do not lead us into temptation But deliver us from the evil one Yours is the

Love From The
I love you unconditionally from the heart, like I have always loved you from the start... I would love to impart, your pure beauty is tantamount to love's chart. May you blessed each and every way by night and by day, I love you cosmically in light rays of the heart nebulae always in all ways...

Wedding Bell Drinks
1 oz. Dubonnet Rouge 3/4 oz gin 2 tsp. cherry brandy 1 tbsp. Pernod 1/2 tsp. Cointreau or triple sec In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

Biosecurity
Damn boring day today. Government Department "Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF)" decided that everyone who had Biosecurity Accreditation had to do another course and become reaccredited and pay the government for the privilage. Boring as hell, but then it was most of a day away from work on full pay.

Untitled.
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?" She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" Your name never came up..." she replied

First Post
Well, this is my first blog post. I figured I might as well get this out of the way. lol. It's amazing how love works. First you are infactuated and madly in love. And then months or years later thinking of them can make you break down in tears. How ironic.

What's Your Lame-ass Excuse To Break Up?
cutekitty6969's lame-ass excuse to break up: "I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up" 'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Thinking...wondering...
Wondering into my own thoughts. Memories coming back to me. Brings a smile to my face. Yet bring sadness within. What did I truly do wrong? Was it something I said? Was it something someone said? I guess I will never know. I never thought it would ever end in this way. It was the last thing I ever wanted. My efforts building it up with you, Trying to make things work. It feels everything has gone down the drain, Like nothing ever happened. Thinking we had something there, Looks like I was wrong; Very wrong. I trusted you in every single way possible, I gave you every single part of me that you could have. It rips me apart to think I can’t carry on giving it to you, Because I still love you. But… Will I learn to learn to trust someone the way I did? Will I learn to give the way that I did? Will I be hurt so deeply again? Will I be able to love again? (C) Copyright. Angel

Hooray For Randomness.
And this was my conversation this evening.. (FatRabbitLilSis = Me) itsjake duh: so... FatRabbitLilSis: So.. itsjake duh: talk FatRabbitLilSis: About what? itsjake duh: anything FatRabbitLilSis: My finger itches itsjake duh: y ? FatRabbitLilSis: I just scratched it itsjake duh: my dick wants sucking FatRabbitLilSis: I have a friend that once got a blowjob from a shop vac itsjake duh: fuck that FatRabbitLilSis: He has fucked a lot of things.. itsjake duh: ok i dont feel like talking FatRabbitLilSis: Haha *Silence* ..I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, He didn't think so.

Love Tea
Exotic Love Tea 1 cups water 1/4 cup honey 1 cup apple juice 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6 Celestial Seasonings Cranberry Cove Tea Bags Bring water and juice to a boil. Stir in honey and cinnamon. Add the tea bags. Remove from heat. Let stand for one hour. Add 6 cups cold water Pour into glasses with ice. Sit back, sip and fall in love. Can be stored in the refrigerator for three days .

Endless Pain
This pain i feel deep inside is ever constant an never ending never knowing when its going to end or start is teaing me apart boh inide an out I feel like I'm on the outside looking in seeing the the happiness on everyone faces makes it that much harder bare, when thats al I want to feel again, I'm soo tired of being here suppressed by all my childish fears leaving here tonight sounds good enough to my ears though i wonder how it would soun to you, you who doesn't love me an never will, I know that no matter what I'll never have you the way I want you, Forever

Random Thought #1
Since this is my first entry I guess I'll make it something about me..... For those of you who haven't gotten the chance to really get to know me here's a little info for ya. I'm 24, half Micronesian half white. I live in Portland Oregon, the wonderful state that rains 9+ months out of the year lol I can't stand the rain & yet I love it here! I'm currently in school taking classes to become an inurance billing & coding specialist, I should be working in the field by April. I enjoy many things, shopping & music being at the top of the list. I also enjoy reading, clubbing, drinking, chatting online, movies, etc. My son is my life, everything I do is for him! Everytime I see his face I can't help but smile, he's amazing! I love him to death! I guess this one is gonne be pretty short because I want to post a recipe before bed & it's getting late. - Maria

Ugly
two things that really annoy me 1-Girls who post pictures and every single one of them have captions like "Oh I'm so ugly" or some shit like that. 2- Girls who need to cover their heads with paper bags and who weigh 500lbs who have captions like "Damn I'm sexy" Lets be honest now ladies, you cant all be beauty queens.

The Perfect Apple Pie
I wanted to start with an awesome stuffing recipe but I can't find it at the moment & since everyone loves apple pie here's a great recipe for one. 2-1/4 cups flour 1 tsp. salt 1 cup shortening 5 to 7 Tbsp. ice cold water 6 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples 3/4 cup sugar 1 Tbsp cornstarch 1/2 Tsp. ground cinnamon 1/4 tsp. ground nutmeg 1 Tbsp. lemon juice PREHEAT oven to 400 degrees. Mix flour and salt in large bowl. Cut in shortening using blender or 2 knives until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. ADD water, 1 Tbsp. at a time, mixing lightly with fork until flour mixture is evenly and clings together when pressed into a ball. Divid dough in half; shape each half inch-thick round; refrigerate 10 to 15 minutes. TOSS apples with sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, nutmeg and lemon in large bowl; set aside. Roll dough with rolling pin to flatten until dought dough round is about 2 inches lager than diameter of pie plate & place in bottom of pie plate. Trim any dough

Stupid Mind
I'm tired.. yet I don't want to sleep. I'm too interested in the t.v. and since Keeva's asleep.. I feel like doing something. I'll probably take a shower just to get it done. Maybe I'll watch a dvd or something... I don't know.. I'm bored, tired, motivated, and horny lmao.. I think I'm gunna go though.. Lata..

My True Love
it wast love at first site whhen i first spoke to you. When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I can recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I knew once we first met none other would ever do, for I knew love. I knew love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love.

To My Friends, Buddies, An Just Folk That I Know On Here...
haven't been around all that much, been dealin with alot of shit...but i'm home now, so i reckon ya'll just gonna have to put up with my ass again!!!! hugs an smooch's!! oh...an james? I REALLY FLIPPIN WANT MY DOUGHNUTS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Our Love
Our love is something we have built From passions, hopes and dreams. It's safe from any passing moods, Secure from all extremes. It's something real and special, Something solid, something pure. It's something we can always count on, ringing sound and sure. It's something grounded in the heart, Emitting confidence. It lives in our emotions; It is something we can sense. Our love remains a binding force, Resistant to all strife. Amidst the outer pressures, it's our anchor throughout life.

Irish Blessings
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.

I Love You Babe Always And Forever
Each day each minute I think of you Each hour each second I miss you. You have made my life complete And full. I’ll love forever and always till I die. You are my everything the meaning why I’m here You made me happy when ever I shed a tear. Love is hard to say but I know I understand As each day goes by I long to hold your hand. I’ll never forget you even if you forget me. I’ll love you if you’re dumb I’ll love you forever more. You my dream come true my wish amazed. I love you babe!

Why Am I Hated So Much?
i can not understand why people hate me so much i am a nice guy i try to help everybody out when i can but i get kicked in the ass i wish sometimes i had a true friend but that is a pipe dream so bye for now

The Wiccan Rede
"Rede" is derived from an Old English word "roedan" which means to guide or direct. 1 One common version of the Rede is: "An it harm none, do what thou wilt." "An" and "wilt" are Old English words for "if" and "want to." Alternative renderings of the Wiccan Rede are: An it harm none, do as ye will Ãn it harm none, do as ye will An ye harm none, do what ye will. A'in it harm none, do what thou wilt. An' it harm none, do what thou wilt. If it harms none, do what you will. Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An' it harm none, do what ye will. Do what you will as long as it harms none The Rede states that a Wiccan is free to do what ever they want to, as long as it does not harm themselves or anyone else. Harm is normally considered to include manipulation, domination, attempts to control, physically injure, emotionally harm, or hurt another person or group in any way. The Threefold Law (a.k.a. the Law of Return) adds a reward for those who f

Tainted Love
Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere I've lost my lights I toss and turn I can't sleep at night Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Now I know I've got to Run away I've got to Get away You don't really want any more from me To make things right You need someone to hold you tight You think love is to pray I'm sorry I don't pray that way Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me bab

How A 7b Year Old Explains S3x
HOW A 7 Y3AR OLD 3XPLAiNS S3X HAHA how sex really happens.. (this is fuckin great!!) This is how a kid explains sex... Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor

Irish Bacon And Cabbage
TRADITIONAL IRISH BACON AND CABBAGE INGREDIENTS 1 Shannon Traditional Slab Bacon (11/4 - 2lb) 1/2 green cabbage and 1/2 white cabbage 8 potatoes (peeled) Salt and pepper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- METHOD: Remove slab bacon from plastic bag. Cover with cold water. Bring to boil and drain. Cover with fresh cold water. Bring to boil and then simmer for 25 minutes per 1lb plus 25 minutes over. Remove outer leaves of cabbage. Cut in half, add to the saucepan and simmer for the last 20 minutes. Remove bacon to chopping board and carve into thin slices. Drain cabbage, season with salt & pepper, chop and add a knob of butter. Serve the bacon with the cabbage and boiled potatoes and parsley sauce. PARSLEY SAUCE INGREDIENTS: INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup butter 3 tablespoons flour 1/4 cup cabbage stock 11/4 cups milk 1/2 cup finely chopped parsley Pepper METHOD: Melt butter in saucepan and stir in flour to make roux.

Hump Day
Good Morning Ya'll Happy Hump Day Lets Hump Hehe ( JUST KIDDING ) How is everyone? I hope great... Im doing ok.. past few days alots been going on n my mind... ever wonder what your purpose on this earth is?? too help ppl? too be a bum? or just be who u really are without all the pretending? I was laying n bed last night going over my day as i always do..going over the things that were said stuff like that... I gotta message from someone saids hey whats safe too say or whats not safe too say.. my reply back was safe?? U have never been really safe with your words... there reply was lol... then I wont say I love you more then anything.. WTF does that mean?? any ideas?? if so please let me know... I guess Ppl come into your life for a reason and leave the same way... i just dont get things now adays... ppl act like they are someone totally different online then they are n person.. WHY?? if u can be who u really are online and off why even bother?? and the saying is god never gives you

To The Nice Girls
I found this from my friend Tracy's page... and I copied and pasted it onto mine... I find it all too often: men complaining that there are "no nice girls out there" yet devoting every bit of their attention to those who show a little skin (dont say it isn't true being on this site).... I guess being on this website is wrong for me, not only do I get critisized for being modest, I get critizied for have being in the military... This is for all the nice girls out there, the girls who don't pose up in cheap outfits, the girls who take more than face value of themselves and others around... come on girls... and guys,... what is so wrong with the "nice girl"? This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't w

Joke The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped

Read And Answer Please.....
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t

Poetry!
I love poetry and every so often I'm going to post some of my favourites both my own and those by more famous poets than I! Today's is by my countryman Robert Burns and written in Old Scots. O, my Luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June. O, my Luve's like a melodie That's sweetly play'd in tune. As fair as thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will love thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun: I will love thes still,my dear, While the sands o' life shall run: And fare thee well, my only luve! And fare thee weel, a while! And I will come again, my luve, Tho' it ware ten thousand mile. Here's the English version!lol! Oh my Love is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June Oh my Love is like a melody That’s sweetly played in June As fair as you are, my bonnie lass So deep in Love am I And I will Love you still, my dear Until all the seas

What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
i totally had to steal this! it was just too damn funny! 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Blood
feeling the blade open to awakein the flow as blood runs down and coats my clothes ignoring the pain and smileing through thinking of only the things you do makeing it deeper and watching it spread as the cut opens and coats my clothes feeling nothing within trapped in this moment as it passing again the darkness covers my eyes giving in to the empty bliss when will it end the terror within

1st Game
In case any of you knew I coach 8th grade basketball and last night was our first game, and hopefully it will get better. we got beat pretty good, but the other team had 4 guys over 6'3 so it is the best team we will play all year. I know many of you do not care, but just had to blab a little.

Sex Tips
Some women don't know how to orgasm, while others need nothing more than a whisper to reach orgasmic heights. And then there are the others -- those women who have the capability to squirt their juices all over the bed, the floor, or even you. Although I'd like to believe that every woman is capable of reaching such heights of sexual ecstasy, unfortunately, there are many women out there who disagree. And if they're not willing to open their minds to the idea of ejaculating, no matter how hard I try to convince them (yeah, it's a dirty, messy job, but someone's gotta do it), then that's their prerogative. Nevertheless, if you've got yourself a woman who is very sexually in tune with herself, and would be willing to let you manipulate her vagina until she ejaculated all over you, then today's tip is going to leave you soaking wet. Before she starts squirting! As I've already mentioned, a woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place that urine comes ou

Politicos
TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY FOR AMERICA~~ THE GOVERNMENT HAD BEEN HI- JACKED AND NOW AT LEAST THERE BETTER BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY BUSH IS NOT KING HE IS PRESIDENT AND NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE LAWS. WE CAN BE PROTECTED FOLLOWING OUR LAWS AS WRITTEN ANY BS BY BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WAS JUST BS. THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WAS DRUNK WITH POWER. IF BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING US WHY WAS HE WILLING TO SELL THE PORTS TO A DUBAI COMPANY(clue!!!corporate money) AND WHY DO WE HAVE THE HUGE GAPING HOLES IN OUR BORDERS. WHILE DRUGS, DRUG DEALERS AND TONS OF POTENTIAL TERRORISTS HAVE ENTERED THE CONTINENTAL US. REMEMBER THE BS BUSH AND HIS MINIONS ABOUT FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS OVER IN IRAQ!!~~ CLUELESS THEY ARE/WERE. BUT GUESS WHAT THIS WAR COST BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS AND 3000 AMERICAN LIVES AND 30,000 INJURED AMERICANS. BUT DON'T FORGET THIS. TONS OF MONEY SENT TO IRAQ IS MISSING AND UNACCOUNTED FOR AND THE CORPORATE AMERICAN COMPANIES INVOLVED OVER THERE HAVE FILLED THEIR

Pray I Don't Get Fired.
So yeah, I'm really sick. Like, well, I'm not gonna say much but I am gagging uncontrollably if I open my mouth, so yeah, really sick. However, this is my 4th time calling in sick to Target this month. Yeah, bad shit. I'm probably gonna get fired. Please pray that I don't because I don't deserve to get fired over this.

Thats Some Strong Stuff
There was this little boy sitting on the curb shaking a bottle of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest came by. The priest asked, 'Son what is that?' The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most powerful liquid on earth.' The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful liquid on earth is holy water. Put two drops of holy water on a pregnant woman and she will pass a baby boy.' The boy said, 'THAT AIN'T NOTHING, take two drops of this here turpentine and rub it on a cats butt and it will pass a motorcycle

Sometimes...
Sometimes I don't even see why I even try to make thing's work out. I don't really see the point behind realtionships any more every god damn one turns into a big fucking fight that ultimately places blame right in my lap. Why do all the girls I end up being good friends with push for dateing me. I'm not going to change for you just because your dateing me. Is it wrong to ask someone to just let you be you and love you at the same time? I don't think so but apprently it's one of the thing's you just don't do. Fuck that shit...I am seriously starting to think that ignoreing the advances of the opposite sex would be easier then actually takeing them on. Anyway I'm done with this rant for now there's sure to be more you can bet your money on that.

One With The Night
One With The Night In the darkness he came forth He stood tall, dark and handsome His demour spoke loudly, more than his his words I watched as he appraoch with great ease and power I stood and tremble by the deep enthralling look in hsi darkened eyes He then stood forth taking my hand into his Placing his lucious lips upon my hand to kiss No sooner did he embrace me with such haste and no second thought I had felt betrayed by myself, for allowing such a desire to happen To be weakened by his touch alone as he engulfed within his passion and fury I then became one with with his embrace As he drank his fill of my essence To take me under his wing, we then become one with the night I no longer was alone... but become more than within my dream BY: -DLoV- ME (2-02-06)

Please Help Them There Great People
Tazmans Angel 2nd in charge of the rednecks is in a queen contest.... Come bomb her page with comments and 10's..... BOMB!!!!!!! You can leave as many comments as you wish so help her win this please..... Help her take the crown!!!!

What "group" I Am
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher90%Goth75%Prepy20%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev0%Emo0%Trendy0%Skater0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

King Contest
I'd like to do a king contest today but only have 4 guys entered..I'd like at least 2 more..and I'd like to start it in about 3 hours(1pm central time)...It'll be based on comments again and will run until tomorrow morning at 9am...So guys, if you're interested send me a message and I'll swing by and steal what pic you want entered!!

Chistmas Is Coming
Hello to all my friends. As you know it is that time of the year. So I thought I would right this and see who will respond to it. Here are 2 questions that I would like you to answer. 1) What are your plans for Christmas? 2) What do you want for Christmas? Let's have some fun with this. If you will answer these questiong I will respond back to you. Thanks for taking the time to read this and answer. Hugs to my friends. Dawne

Banned From Walmart
Banned from Walmart This guy sounds like fun..... Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr.. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officia

Womans Sexiest Back Tatoo Contest
There is a new contest that will start 11-13-06. Here are the basic rules of this contest: 1) Must be a photo of you 2) The voting will be held by by comments. This is to keep it fair. 3) You can have more than 1 comment by a person. If they want to vote 100 times, they can. 4) Pimp yourself and the contest out at your own discretion. Get those votes pouring in. Get your friends to help. 5) First 15 females to submit thier photos will be entered into contest. 6) I reserve the right to refuse any entry. GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS!! GET EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK TO ONE AND ALL. To enter contest, PVT message me with pernission to rip your photo or send me a copy of your tattoo pic to my in box. Any question write or shout me.

Damn...
What a week and it isn't even close to finished yet. As long as it doesn't get any worse I guess I couldn't ask for much else. As some of you may know I have a sister that is paralyzed. Her and her husband went for a ride on the parkway 6 years ago this past Sunday and she was the one only that survived the ride. They were going down a hill and the breaks failed on the car...Bobby thought if he hit a tree it would stop the car but instead they flipped down a mountain and it killed him instantly and Rhonda ended up with a severed spinal cord. Needless to say these last 6 years have been filled with chaos and wondering if some of us were going to end up in a padded room with a straight jacket in place. Rhonda has been in and out of the hospital countless times and I just pray that each time she will make it out alive. I guess it has been about 2 months ago she was put in the hospital because she has a massive pressure(bed)sore on her butt and it isn't doing much that resembles healin

Laughter
“Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.” -Katharine Hepburn Most of comedy is built on tragedy – the slip on the banana peel, the pie in the face, the big misunderstanding. And we laugh because we can relate – we’ve been there. In movies there can only be so much drama before we’re offered up some “comic relief.” Writers know that audiences need a break in their emotions or they just go numb. Yes, life is tragic, and life can also be hysterically funny. Have you ever had one of those things happen where you say: “We’re going to look back on this and laugh one day?” We all have. And you know what? That day does come when we laugh – and it feels good.

Everyone Can Win
Real peace comes from the inside. Let it freely flow out from you. The more peace you offer, the more you will have. Take the time to understand, and you will in turn be better understood. Improve your interactions with the people around you by raising your expectations of them. Genuinely respect the diverse opinions and perspectives of others, and you will gain their respect as well. Keep confrontation as your very last resort rather than your first approach. Set the tone by being respectful and pleasant, and you'll find yourself getting much accomplished. Just because people disagree with you does not make them your enemies. Take the time to listen, and you might even learn something of real value from them. There is infinitely more to be gained through cooperation than through confrontation. Make yourself a real winner by bringing out the winning qualities in those around you. With such an approach, everyone can win.

An Active Participant
The more effort you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of disappointment. But that is certainly no reason to avoid the effort. The more love you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of being hurt. Yet it would hurt infinitely more to have never given any love. Sure, life has its pitfalls. The key is not to avoid them out of fear, but to overwhelm them with positive purpose. For effort, while it can sometimes bring disappointment, more often brings great accomplishment. And love, while it can bring heartbreak, more often brings a level of fulfillment that cannot be matched. Every experience, no matter what the outcome, adds richness and depth to your life. With the positive moments you build joy, and with the difficult times you build strength. Engage yourself fully in the details of living, and with each day you add value to your life that cannot be taken away. Be an active, enthusiastic participant in this day, and you'll come away fr

Open And Listening
Respecting Wildlife For better or worse, much of the world we experience is dominated and controlled by human beings. We spend our days in houses, cars, and buildings, and inside these structures, we are in control. We assert our wills and manipulate our environment. Within the context of the human world, this is natural. However, we often carry this attitude with us into the world of nature. We forget as we enter the forest, or sit on the edge of a pond, that we are moving into another realm, one that asks us to drop our baggage and surrender to a different sense of order and meaning. When we move from our everyday world into the world of nature, we may not even notice at first. We might continue talking loudly into our cell phone or to a friend that is with us. We might walk quickly as if we are on a busy city street, our eyes downcast, our thoughts hectic and hurried. In the best case, if we are sensitive to our environment, we will soon notice that it has changed. We may hea

A Softer Touch
Apply Gentleness To Everything Throughout life we must cope with blockages that impede our forward momentum. Whether these obstacles are of a personal, professional, or societal nature, our first instinct may be to push against the obstruction. But the simplest way to alleviate resistance is to approach it gently, with a soft manner and kind intentions. Struggle and strife can find no foothold when confronted with mildness because conflict can only exist when fed by two opposing forces. So many areas of our lives can benefit from the application of gentleness. The beauty of gentleness lies in its multifaceted nature. It is part love, part compassion, part patience, part understanding, and part respect for others. When we move through life gently as a matter of course, we naturally attract these wonderful elements into our lives. This does not mean that gentle people are by nature passive or meek. Rather, their copious inner power is manifested in their gentleness and their choi

12 Months Of Questions
JANUARY 1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? 2. Who kissed you at midnight? 3. Does it snow where you live? 4. Do you like hot chocolate? 5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? FEBRUARY 1. Who was your Valentine? 2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? 3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? MARCH 1. Are you Irish? 2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? 3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006? 4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? APRIL 1. Do you like the rain? 2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? 3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? MAY 1. What's your favorite kind of flower? 2. Do you like the spring? 3. Finish the phrase "April showers": 4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring? JUNE 1. What year did/will

One Mom's Memorial
What a difference in attitude to that other mama who lost her son. CAMP PENDLETON , Calif. ( March 2, 2006) Karla Comfort received a lot of looks and even some salutes from people when she drove from Benton, Ark., to Camp Pendleton, Calif., in her newly-painted, custom Hummer H3 March 2. The vehicle is adorned with the likeness of her son, 20-year-old Lance Cpl. John M. Holmason, and nine other Marines with F Company, 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division who where all killed by the same improvised explosive device blast in Fallujah, Iraq, in December. For Karla Comfort, having the vehicle air brushed with the image of the 10 Marines was a way to pay homage to her hero and his fellow comrades who fell on Iraq's urban battlefield "I wanted to let people know (Marines) are doing their jobs honorably, and some of them die," said the 39-year-old from Portland, OR "I don't want people to forget the sacrifices that my son and the other Marines made." Lead

Ugh
The pains are getting stronger by the second...getting harder to breathe..I have a funny feeling I will need that surgery sooner then later..I am getting weaker and weaker...It's hard for me to pick up my son..If I am gone for a while you know why...to all my cherry friends out there keep my family in your prayers..And if I don't make it ths time...I want to say it's been a blast knowing each and everyone of you....May your god and gods and goddess watches over each of you Draco

What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime Pictures)
What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime pictures) You are the Mage of Metal. You have a hard exterior, but are soft on the inside. You hide your true feelings away so they wont get hurt. You will protect your loved ones at all costs. You rarely show affection, though sometimes you wish you could. You try to be tough so you can take care of those that need it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Stripper Music
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

What Kind Of Spell Caster Are You? (anime Pictures)
What Kind of Spell Caster are You? (anime pictures) You are a witch. You are fun and a bit wild. You love laughter and try your best to make others laugh, sometimes it happens on accident, though. You are outgoing and like meeting new people. You can be quit the trickster and use your magic to bring happiness and giggling to the world.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

A Contribution To The Mankind
If a man says the truth you can trust him, If a man says a lie you can trust him for you know he says the lie but if a man says some truth and some lie you can't trust him for you don't know what he says. Never fear the enemy within for there is none without. The world is not good or bad we live in our own mini world's our actions and decisions decide how the world becomes. What is from the inside is from the outside also, for what is inside soon comes to the outside. Detachment is the implementation, we work the same way,to learn we make the effort but as it goes the effort becomes less and less. World's prosperity is through faith alone, even those who work in groups have faith in the group. ~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~ ~~~~~***~~~~~ A Good Friend remains a a friend for ever! A Good Friend will make good time's unforgettable; just like you! A Good Friend is a push when you are stopped; just like you! A Good Friend will brighten your day when you are sad; just like yo

What Lord Of The Rings Character Are You?
You scored as Aragorn. Aragorn70%Legolas60%Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)60%Frodo Baggins57%Galadriel50%Saruman the White50%Gandalf the Grey47%Arwen of Rivendell47%Gimli43%Eowyn of Rohan40%Samwise Gamgee40%Peregrin Took (Pippin)

: What Mythological Creature Are You? (cool Pics!)
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid84%Faerie67%Angel58%WereWolf42%Dragon42%Demon8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sides Of My Mind...
Sometimes i wonder how i ended up here you know im sitting here writing this blog and i could have been dead countless times never to talk to any of you again....but here i am writing this blog.... thanks to you who were there for me even though most of you were just online when i needed it.... now i am going to be alive and well if anyone ever needs anything just let me know

What Animal Totem Are You
You scored as Wolf. You are the Wolf. When you are with someone, your allegience never falters. Your family is very important to you and you will protect that family with all you have, no matter what.Wolf100%Dog83%Eagle83%Crow83%Ram75%Bull75%Salmon75%Bear67%Fox67%Horse67%Dragon67%Snake

What Marvel Super Hero Are You!
You scored as Spider-Man. Spider-Man possesses superhuman strength, reflexes, and equilibrium; the ability to cause parts of his body to stick with great tenacity to most surfaces; and a subconscious premonitional "danger" senceSpider-Man80%Professor X50%The Hulk45%Blade45%Wolverine45%DareDevil45%What Marvel Hero would you be?created with QuizFarm.com

Just A Suggestion....
One Reaching out with all I am, beckoning you to discover me and the secrets I contain. Let my smile and laughter pull you near so the glint in my eyes might excite you. Speak with me of honest things which both our hearts contain. Put aside hesitation and doubt, step forward boldly, eager to see if we might solve these mysteries. Reach out with your hands and close your eyes, seek with me that secret place where we both have longed to go, the place we have never known. Curtains of gauze blow in the delicate breeze. Pull them aside one by one exposing more of me to the questing of your soul. Learn my secrets. Swim in the depths of me. Each step you take, I'll match them one and all, bringing myself to discover you in your entirety. I long to see the world through the heart of you. Abandon this place where we reside and everything it holds so we know nothing but your touch and mine. Skin upon skin, mind upon mind as we seek to reach beyond the known to

: What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
You scored as Toreador. You belong to the Toreador bloodline. Often regarded as vain or shallow, the Toreador are blessed with a striking, almost supernatural beauty. Toreador are so driven by the pursuit of beauty that they are often highly connected with art, music, or theater. While they do have a uncanny ability to seduce and manipulate mortals, many other vampires simply dismiss them as decadant pretty-boys. Toreador92%Gangrel71%Malkavian67%Tremere54%Nosferatu50%Brujah38%Ventrue38%What vampire clan do you belong to?created with QuizFarm.com

Lost Willy
John had a terrible accident which mangled his private parts, requiring they be removed. His spirit was broken. His doctor told him: "John, all is not lost. I can make you better than before. It is possible for us to replace your lost member with a prostetic. However, the procedure is considered cosmetic and would not be paid by your insurance. The hope of regaining his manly prowess lifted John's heart to ask: "How much would it cost?" His doctor explained: "You can get the 4 inch model for £6,000.00 (John's frown quickly faded); or the 6 incher for £7,500.00 (John began to smile); or you may have the 9 inch version for £10,000.00." (John grinned as his eyes widened with anticipation) "But normally I insist that the decision be made only after you've consulted with your wife" John happily agreed, and set off for home. Upon his next return, the doctor asked for his decision. John hung his head sadly, replying: "She said for that kind of money, she'd rather a new kitch

The Shift Key
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What happens if I press both shift keys? A: Even bigger letters may show up on your screen. You should not use this feature, however, because these letters are also brighter, and may cause Screen Burn-In, which would be particularly embarrassing if you were typing something naughty at the time. You might consider obtaining the author's Shift Key Burn-In Protector program for only $139.95. Or you might not, it's your computer, but don't say I didn't warn you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: my rel

What Magical Power Would You Most Likely Have?
You scored as Mind Reader. You now know all... since mind reading is the ability that you would most likely have. Maybe you'll use it to catch up on all the gossip without even speaking to anyone, or maybe you'll use it to spread gossip (since you know secret thoughts...) Use this power well, and if you become a politician, well, have fun!Mind Reader56%Telekinesis44%Fire Starter44%Flying31%What magical power would you most likely have?created with QuizFarm.com

Astropsychology Profile - Capricorn Part 2
Capricorn, House Number 12 Let’s now investigate what is going on in the subconscious area of your male or female friend born in January. So now let’s look at House Number 12 in the Section Housing System and read the keywords and get more information. In this hidden area, Capricorn becomes a spiritual Sagittarius. This is the area of fear, imagination, the subconscious and deception. Sagittarius loves to study, thus, your male or female friend born in January will spend much time alone to do so. The subconscious desire to educate themselves is very strong as the gathered information may help the competitive Capricorn use the information to climb the mountain of success and recognition. It is also important for those born in January to realize that the books do not necessarily teach the truth. On a negative note, Neptune rules fears in this House of the subconscious. Thus, your Capricorn friend may nurture a subconscious fear to miss the ultimate information or education that wil

Cherry Tap Friends
i never used to believe that you could have any sort of online relationship even if it was just a friendship. but since i got a page on here i learned different. there are so many amazing people on here and i have created many new friendships. some that i can see lasting forever and possibly turning into a personal thing others that are simply gonna stay online friendships. either way i want every last one of you to know that i am glad to say that i have you as friends and that i know if i never need anything all i have to do is get on my computer and find you. thank you so much to you all. a lot of you have helped me through this break up and kept my head high just by giving me a lil encouragment. there are some of you that i will never be able to thank enough but always know that i greatly appreciate what you have done for me.

Fergalicious
Fergalicious by Fergie [Will I Am] Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious [Fergie] Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons [Hook] Fergalicious (Fergalicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got) Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) [Verse 2] Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo] Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they know me Comin' to me

Love!!!
PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE..... "Love is not something that will happen overnight, nor is it something that will never happen. Love takes kindness, but mostly it takes patience". This is something that took the lose of everything for me to see...but it is so true. Have a beautiful day and remember life is to short!

Here I Go Ranting Again, Lol
well let me see... ok i appologize to all the gentleman cowboys out there... you are truely one in a millions. but to all these kmart cowboys who think just cuz they wear a hat and a buckle they baught at some tack shop that they are range riders .... Get some country living experience first darlin cuz cowgirl real cowgirls can tell the difference between a kmart and the real mccoy. we can tell in your walk, your eyes, your smile, the things you do, the clothes you wear, the way you talk when in the presence of a woman. we know so next time you walk up to a cowgirl and wonder why she laughs and walks away remember my words.... we like real cowboys men we know will keep us warm on cold nights, who can keep up with us when horseback riding, who will share our dip cans, who will ever be faithful and true. thats what we want that smirk and head shake as we walk away from you is your indication that we know you are a poser and by us doing that it tells every cowgirl with in line of sight wh

Kiss In The Rain
Share with me A kiss in the rain Draw my body near And feel my warmth Two hearts have never Thundered like this Taste my lips mingled With a summer shower Drink slow and easy A tiny sip here a long drink there Taste my sweetness Feel my breath against Your heated mouth A storm of passion Beats down Soaking two bodies Combined as one Tongues tangled in a Slow dance of lust

Dreamin Of You
As time slips away into the night I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Breathing upon my hot skin Tasting my sensitive spots with your mouth As the stars twinkle in the velvet sky I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Slipping your tongue deep into my secret places Caressing my heated flesh with your hands As the darkest hour before dawn arrives I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Becoming one with my inflamed body Sliding deep inside my wet, hot, sweet love As the morning light creeps across the floor I lie awake in the shadows and dream of you Kissing me until I moan for more Taking me to heaven with just one touch As time slips away into the morning I lie awake in the light and dream of you Bringing me to heights of pleasure I’ve never felt Making love to me until delicious waves of rapture crash throughout my body And the walls absorb my screams of ecstasy

Good At Your Job ?
These are actual quotes taken from job performance reviews: 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. 10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. 12. A room temperature IQ. 13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. 14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Yesterday's Election Results
First of all let me state that this is my opinion and may not be shared by all that reads this but here it is. Yesterday's election results comes as no surprise to me as a person that grew up during the Viet Nam war era! As Americans we are a nation that has the attention span of a puppy. We at first rally around the flag and say yeah go get those bastards that killed so many on 911 but after a day or two we settle back into our routine and listen to the drive by media and soon are calling for the heads of the men and women that were elected to lead this country through one of the most devastating times of our generation. These so called Flag waving Americans that a few months prior to 911 would have burned it were now flying it from every where unlike those of us that had for years for no reason other than pride for our country!!! They made me sick!!! Well let me say you something to the ones of you that voted against our Commander-In-Chief and make no doubt that is exactly what you

I Got A Second Job!!
Hello! i am soo happy right now.. i got a second job!! lol yay, more money for me & christmass!! i can tell you this though! after chrismass im going to be saving for an appartment and furniture, etc...yay!! hehe i cant wait..where im working also has good chance for improvement. i could very well end up a manager within the year!! hehe im so going to spoil my mom for christmass!!! =) i have soo many people i have to buy presents for for christmas so now i dont want to worry..hehe cant wait till i start =)

Check Out This Test
You scored as Smart. Way to go, smart person! People are totally attracted to you by your brains. Keep it up, it's good for life as well!Smart97%Sexual83%Funny80%Beautiful/Handsome80%Different77%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

Update --new Cds
I got some good new CDs recently that you should know about: Atheist- Unquestionable Presence Spock's Beard- Feel Euphoria Anthrax- Anthrology Dead Can Dance- Dead Can Dance The Chemical Brothers- Singles 93-03 Love and Rockets--I forget the title but whichever one isn't earth sun moon, and it's blue Jagermeister 2005 sampler CD And did I mention that I got ALL OF THEM for free? Well almost all...I paid $1 for the Atheist CD, that's it. Howard from Clove gifted the others to me as a thank you for volunteering here. :)

My Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Thursday 5-7 P Pst
This week's Guest on BaadMaster's Dungeon Thursday November 2nd, 2006 5-7pm. PST on KSEXradio.com BaadMaster's "Mini Me": Mojo el Diablo Pervette PornStar Squirter: Annie Body & Ron Sullivan (aka Henri Pachard) Don't forget to vote for The BaadMaster's Dungeon, Baad & Ms Genevieve as your favorite's across the board in The KSEX radio Listener's Choice Poll everyday till December 2nd. CLICK HERE TO VOTE

Here Another I Got In My E-mail
> > A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have > > been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of > > innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain > > gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down > > the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of > > the Target. > > > > We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up > > their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the > > sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. > > Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a > > welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. > > > > The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were > > all caught in, "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. > > > > "What?" Mom asked. > > > > "Let's r

Few Know This
I HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD Having given all to the one I loved feeling set aside pushed and shoved We were never together in what mattered lost in the mess my trust was shattered Desire to be loved for who I am finding out too late it was a sham Used and empty I gave up on me hating the whole ugly tragedy Straw that breaks the camels back a violent uncalled for evil attack Praying to god just for an end not sure my heart will ever mend Wishing that I had never taken the vow wondering what will become of me now Picking up the pieces of this ruined life due to broken promise of husband and wife Will any one love me just for me I wait on the answer in time I will see So much of what happened made me this way the road that I travel must lead to a new day By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Week At The Gym... One Woman's Story
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into regular workout routine. This is a classic! Dear Diary For my fourtieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local gym for me. Although I am still in great shape since my track and field days some 25 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the gym and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Damon, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The gym encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. Monday: Started my day at 6:00 am. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Damon waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, seductive

Friends
i want to thanx personally the ppl who send me comment on a regualy basis at least they make time like i make time to send ppl there comment those r the ppl i can talk to b/c we r understanding ppl who get misplaced in life for ever reason but any ways this blog fro them the friends that really keep in touch when every one does not

Rawrr
Read it, then fill it out.. and send it to me as a message ;D. What's your middle name?: Anne. What's your last name?: RAWR SH. You got any siblings? Names? ages?: Amanda - 26? ;o Luke - 16 Mike - 16 Leigh - 13.. Are your parents together?: nope. Got any step parents?: yes Are you rich? Poor? Average?: Well, right now I'm average. What grade are you in?: Um.. What insulting term are u most called?: bitch Wheres the farthest u ever travled to?: Georgia. What is generally peoples first impression of you?: ask people. Whats your sexual orientation?: striaght. Do you dye your hair?: mhm. Got any fetishes?: if i did, it would be none of your business ;] Are you ticklish? Do you like to be tickled?: yes. not really. What do you like the most about yourself?: um my eyes. What do you like the least about yourself?: the rest of it lol. How's your relationship with your parents?: its okay. Do you hate anyone?: no. Do you

Fire And Rain
Rain falls a steady percussion of hollow drops on the metal roof invoking a dreamy feeling firelight dances with shadows upon the walls in an intimate display pitch crackles as the fire burns hotter my hand in yours as you pull me to you to the sheepskin rug by the fire your clear blue eyes gaze into mine lips hovering just a whisper away electricity flows between us almost visible in it's intensity I sip the wine you poured feeling a heady rush sweet and warm our bodies so heated from the fires that rage inside and out your fingers curl around mine taking the glass as you lean close settling your lips gently on mine hands tangling in my hair kiss deepening as the rain and fire sing a lulling duet nothing else matters just this moment just this kiss just you and I

I Dont Know
well i got conned into joining this site by my sexy friend bonnie......must say though i am liking this site already and will prolly become and addict.......add me or rate me and i will return the favor..........peace peeps

Home From The Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year deployed to Iraq. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. "Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" And the dick sprang to life.

Sexual Thoughts Of My Imaginations
sexual thoughts of my imagination ... sensual romantic wine and dim lights, classical music to undress you ... erotic and slow, marveling at every curve, gently gliding my hands upon your skin slide into my arms and touch where you wish feeling so devilish candles flicker, echoes of desire filling the air to taste you, explore you ... I need your body - your lovely body that seduces me how I'd fill you with my ecstacy, grinding inside of you, that look of surprise, your lovely eyes that mouth so inviting ... just sexual thoughts of my imagination

If You Were Here...
If you were here... I would gaze deeply into your eyes, begging without an utterance of words. You would instinctively know what I wanted, what I needed and what I ached for. If you were here... I would teasingly brush the corner of your mouth with mine. You would gently part your lips as you whispered promises of the ecstasy to come. If you were here... I would rest my head on your shoulder as I drowned myself with your scent. You would nuzzle me in closer, knowing that my breathing was getting more and more shallow. If you were here... I would listen intently to see if your heart was beating as rapidly as mine. You would softly tickle the back of my neck with your tongue to remind me that slow, deliberate strokes were imminent. If you were here... I would surrender freely and effortlessly to your physical prowess, and you, to my desire for passion. If you were here... Together, we would see the harshness of the day fall away as we shed the clothes fro

Craving
It's you I crave, I need your touch You fill me with desire You've stirred something that's deep in me It's like a raging fire It's you I crave, it's you I need Caressed by your sweet lips I hunger for your warm embrace Your tender finger tips It's you I crave, desire so In midnight darkened shade I've dreamed about you many times And oh! The love we made! It's you I need, so tenderly Your warm and liquid eyes Please hold me tight, and don't let go Feel love in me arise

Let Me Make Your World
Let me feel for just a moment All the tenderness you possess The compassion you profess All the love you have to offer Let me drink in the passion of your words Leaving nothing to chance Breathing in the ecstasy What a beautiful romance Let me kiss your tender lips Caress each inch of your body Lanquish in your arms While the passion reaches a feverish pitch Let me reach for you in the dark of the night Making love til the early morning light Satisfying two hungry lovers Let me make your world A beautiful place Sleeping soundly In your embrace

Spineshank
Beginning Of The End The irritation we're pretending not to show Has replaced the motivation That I had not long ago I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you forget it to make you resent it to make you repress it I don't ever want to be It's the beginning of the end And I don't know where we lost control It's the beginning of the end And I know that I am all alone Interrogation has replaced the trust we had Your misguided accusations Helping me to turn my back I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you divide it to make you deny it to make you deprive it I don't ever want to be I thought that we would find our way I thought our life would be ok I thought that you believed in me But now it seems so far away The life we knew before is gone There is no compromising The life you save will be your own To find your inner senses

Like Berries
Your succulent lips Pressed wet against mine The finest Merlot So quenching and fine The sweetest of juices Like berries and cream To kiss your sweet lips Is my ultimate dream The lips that inspire Desire in me I crave with a lust So passionately I thirst for your kisses Like water and rain For lips that I want And desire again So tease me and taunt me With kisses to be From succulent lips Your lips kissed by me

Why Not? Anyone Bored?
fill it out and see who wants to be with you!!! name: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: Where would we go on dates? Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Do you drink/smoke?? Do you like the beach? If so...would you go with me late at night? Do you play an instrument? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Favorite body part on a girl? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Would you give me kisses just because? ~What Would You do if...~ I cried: I kissed you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: I lost my job: ~What Do You Think Of My...~ Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Choice of music: Manners: ~Would You...~ Be my friend? Tell me the truth no matter what? Buy me a birthday gift?

Chasity Belts
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key." The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the WRONG KEY."

Is It Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "O

My Goddess
Erotic Goddess of the night Take hold my fevered dream For loving you as night time falls Intense and so extreme As liquid passion fills my loins I feel your tender touch Your fingers dance around my heat It all becomes too much My sweet erotic Goddess dream I've known you all my years Tranquility in restful fare Allay my quiet tears Your breast is warm upon my chest Your tender lips on mine A rhythm of enchanted love My fantasy divine Your movement sweet erotica Your eyes of liquid love Wash over me in heated lust As you lay up above The night is still, save for our dance A rocking motion sweet You sigh and moan you speak my name As we become complete My sweet erotic Goddess dream Has sated me so right I'll see you when tomorrow comes My Goddess of the night

No Words
Sometimes I feel like I can't express the way I feel about you enough. I know you know I love you. I don't doubt you feel the same. It's just sometimes I feel like you may not know how much I really do. I never knew love could run so deep. I feel like my heart could explode. So, the next time you hear me say, "I love you!" don't think I'm saying it out of habit. I don't know what else to say for you to understand that you mean everything to me.

Long Awaited For You Tara
You make me feel so happy, You make me laugh so much, And I still get those butterflies Every time we touch You've soothed my broken heart, And rescued me from pain, I love the way you love me And make me feel special again So, thank you for being you, For being my best friend, I hope we'll always be together, And that our love will never end

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application....Copy and paste and post as a reply...or send it to me in a message. Name: Age: Location: Eye color: Hair Color: Status: Smoke?: Drink?: Drive?: Job?: Do you know me personally: Why Are you Applying?: Favorite Bands: Favorite Movies: Favorite Food: What would your idea be of a perfect date: One special thing about you: One special thing about me: If you could give me anything in the world what would it be: Do you think you have anything in common with me: What do you think of me: Do you think im sexy: I like suprises, how would you surprise me: On my birthday I would like it very much if you strip tease to the theme tune of "mighty mouse", what say you?: Would you kiss me: Would you cuddle me: Would you *cough*...*cough* me: Am I allowed to do whats listed abo

About Me
Don't cheat. It's pretty good. Write Your Answers, Underneath The Question The Answers Are At The Bottom, BUT Dont Cheat... Then Repost This For Others To Answer... 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green or yellow? green 2. Your first intitial L 3. Birth month? Feb 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? white 5.Name some one the same sex as you. Liz 6. Your favorite number? 13 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? driving 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? lake 9. Think Of A Wish. um....... Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot

Survey
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I have been told so LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:lover WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:not being able to have kids AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:yes WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:some of it is doable DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:sometimes WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:Of course HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:quiet WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:no HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:HELL NO!!! ANY SECRET TALENTS?:;) WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Ibiza HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:yes HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:no. I hear it's awesome tho DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:the way I hear it, there's nothing too wrong with it HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:who the fuck knows CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:no HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:yes ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:no WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:only if it's not for fun IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:we'll see DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:not rea

Missing You (to My Grandparents)
Everyday I'm reminded of your smiling faces So many memories, in so many places. You were my world, my guiding light. I can't remember a day that we had a fight. When you left me I found I couldn't go on. I was left once again, heartbroken and alone. I was mad at you, and I still am. I wasn't ready for you to leave me, that wasn't the plan. I know it wasn't your choice, it was beyond your control. But it's been a while and I still can't let go. You are my heart and you'll never be forgotten. But when you left me, my heart turned rotten. I've tried to change, but without you it's not the same. But you were together, husband and wife. I love you both And for one last smile from you, I'd give my life.

What A Fuckin Day
I was in a great mood today even tho the old fucks at work I wanted to strangle them..but I was all excited about going and seeing The Cult tonite with a few of my cool friends (even tho people will be hounding them for autographs lmao)..then I come home and fall upon a few things that make me wonder alot about shit. I just hope that it's not what I think,bc I will be extremely hurt and one pissed off bitch,that I will never trust or let anyone into my life for a very long ass time. I am just sitting here thinking to myself was I that fucking dumb or just do I have fucking asshole tattooed on my fucking forehead? Hahahaha well anyway I have to get ready b4 my boy Mr Rockstar comes to pick me up to meet up with the rest of the crew for this concert I dont even wanna go to now,or even hear them tell me I told ya so... I just wanna go to bed and sleep or fuck someone up...god forbid one asshole gives a look I will extend my arm out and grab em by their throat...because I am in no mood fo