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The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n

Its Me And I Need Yo Help Baby
HI IT'S ME MIZZ SHADY.. I'M IN THIS GIVE AWAY CONTEST THAT NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS IN ORDER TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR.. YEP THATS 50,000.. KINDA HARD DOING THAT BY MYSELF SO I WAS HOPING I COULD GET A LITTLE HELP IF ANYONE COULD... I JUST NEED YOU TO CLICK ON THIS PIC DOWN BELOW AND LEAVE ME AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN.. TY ALL VERY MUCH...

Freakin People
Have you ever noticed that no matter how nice or polite you try to be that because you are a male you get treated like some boner with typing skills? Well I'm here to say that I am NOT that guy...Yes, I like to see naked women. Yes, if the conversation turns steamy, I will partake. But I am not just cruisin around lookin for someone to help me masturbate...I can buy porn and I have a GREAT imagination...If I talk to you, it really is honestly to talk to you. To get to know you and to be friends...If you can't handle that, whatever...

Get Serious People!
Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON BULLETINS. ITS NOT LIKE FUBAR IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS. Fuck you number TWO Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number FIVE If you have decided to read this, you are a true Fubar Friend. Real friends read their bulletins, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones.... Fuck you number SIX I say you go and pass this

Can U Get The Answer
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Figured It Out!
Just shy of 30, I have finally figured out a small piece of my life. I'm tired of thinking I can fix someone. I want to be with someone who I love with all of my heart and they love me. I want to not look for friendship from the computer because it's sitting on the couch next to me, listening to music in the dark, having a meaningful conversation. I've spent too much time with "he's a good guy but....." Now to figure out what I want to be when I grow up and start working on that......

About Fake People Pics Contest!!!!!
Do anyone wants to joining Fake People pics for Contest!!!!! Do you wants one??? Give me anything of Fake People Pics and I needs about 10 to 20 pics and Allowed Anyone bomb as u can!!! Whenever till all Pics fill up then It will be auto-start!! I will Left comments on ur profile that starting!!! Send it to my P.M.S.! Enjoy and Fun to playing comments on it!!! Ask me for that!!!! get bomb comments!!!!!! get free FuBucks!!!!!!! Thank you Mike Also my shoutbox is welcome to talking to me about contest!!!!

She's Got A Broken Leg
Hey everyone....do me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!

~ Dale Earnhardt Sr. Interview On Msnbc ~
An interview with Dale Earnhardt in 2000 after the deaths of NASCAR drivers Adam Petty and Kenny Irwin Jr.. Dale Earnhardt would later die in 2001 after a last lap crash in the Daytona 500.

Wtf!!!!
i read this article that says men make 5 mistakes on dates that wrenk first dates. 1..they try to impress or show too much...well inst that what a first date is make a good impression 2...dont listen to what the woman is saying...that is bs because that first date is when we are on our best because we are trying to get more or second date 3..Men Aren't Chivalrous... i always open doors and pay, but in this new era women want to be more indepent so why are they complaning 4...Men Don't Take Initiative...they say i dont know alot and i dont care or whatever you like...back to making a good impression and not messing up a date 5...Men Say They'll Call and Then Don't... ok i understand this one, but come on who hasnt done or said this...usually say this on a bad date i think that dating is hard. so much pressure that we make mistakes or do bad things. dating should be like friendship be able to take them anywhere and have fun. then if more happens then it happens on

Want To Play?
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~ True Story Of A Canadian Wife, Soldier And Family ~
To our AMAZING Brothers and Sisters from the North I Thank You A true story from a infantry soldier's wife & her soldier This is a narrative story with a poem I wrote back when my Canadian Soldier was serving during Op Orion in Afghanistan during Jan-Aug 2006. I end the story with my husband's last email to me before boarding a plane to come home after he finished he combat tour. My husband is due to go back to Afghanistan again in Jan/08 a mission he VOLUNTEERED to do.

My Little Boy ..
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon came out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the Universi

Geronimo-apache
I watched her in the woods circling a red cedar not much taller than she was. It was her gift back to the woods that had given her so much peace and comfort - even when life outside the woods could be trying. She laid garlands of popcorn and cranberries over the sturdy limbs along with burr acorns and suet in mesh bags. Scattered beneath the tree were sunflower seeds and millet that cardinals and would attract unusual guests - miniature marshmallows were scattered in and around the tree, a sweet touch for woodland friends. A sweet touch, the best part of the gift. She gave, and peace would be given back to her. ~ Sometimes we prayed in silence; sometimes each one prayed aloud; sometimes an aged person prayed for all of us. ~ GERONIMO - APACHE

A Million Pieces And One Is For You
When I was growing up I had a dream. to get married to someone I REALLY loved and have kis and watch them grow up with my arms around my wife and a feeling of love that would make the Leave It To Beaver's think they were dysfunctional. My dream came true for a little bit.. then I found out the only reason I was married to was to get out of her parents house... I could do nothing to please her... I would have to buy her something for it to be love for her.. staying home at night to sit down and watch a movie after working all day was me just bieng lazy to her. she had to go out every day to do something even when I was sick.. she can not drive so I have to take her... I got lost in the feeling of hopelessness and watched as my dream broke apart. I tried for many years to fix my dream and in the end I was standing there while my wife runs off with another man. Staring at a pile of dust. My heart had broken into a million pieces and there was nothing I could do. I love her stil

Hark The Herald, You Can't Sing
I don't know what it is this year, but I have heard some of the WORST Christmas songs, by far. At dinner tonight, for example: we're at a fairly nice local steakhouse, and they piped in the most Goddess-awful holiday music! The first tune that catches my attention is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"...I swear the guy singing it had his nuts caught in a mouse trap. It was horrible!!! There was a brief reprieve with some normal holiday tunes. Then I hear some American Idol reject caterwalling her way into some Christmas cheer. Nothing can ruin a good steak like this drivel. Then there was the teen queen who was going to email Santa....guess what, honey? HE DOESN'T CARE!!!! At work it's not much better. I think our corporate office bought the Sheryl Crow Christmas album, because I think every other song is hers...and they suck. She has this version of "Blue Christmas"...if you're not depressed when the song begins, you will be when it's over. Her whiny voice mixed with som

Too Sweet Moment With Project_carion
project_carion: lol, that bugs me to i hate when guys hit on me. lol not that happens, well ok that was a stupid joke. Angi: Awww lol...I can't see the guys NOT hitting on you...If I were a queer I'd totally want to stick it in your ass!!! project_carion: well thank you that makes my butt hole pucker up a little, but sweet none-the-less

Merry Christmas
Just want to wish all my friends and family on here a very Merry Christmas. I have to work today because some companies are just too stupid to realize the rest of the civilized world is taking a break.

New Year's Food Traditions
New Year’s celebrations exist in virtually every country in the world. In some, the advent of the New Year is the most culturally significant holiday, while in others it is merely one of the Twelve Days of Christmas, which end with the Feast of the Epiphany on January 6. African-American: While New Year’s Day falls within the contemporary celebration of Kwaanza, it is also referred to as Emancipation Day or Jubilee Day. On New Year’s Day in 1863, the Emancipation Proclamation announcing the abolition of slavery, was read in Boston. Today, “watch services” are still held in many African-American churches in observance of that day. Among the foods associated with the New Year, some African customs have become traditional like the serving of ham hocks, black-eyed peas, collard greens and macaroni and cheese. Benné wafers (sesame and cheese “coins”), which represent money, are also popular as symbols of future prosperity. China: The Chinese continue to observe the lunar New

Casual Sex Horiscope
Scorpio Sex, sex and more sex for the scorpion! But casual? Is sex with a Scorpio ever casual? Scorpios see sex as the ultimate theater of passion where one's true nature is exposed, seduced and then seduced again and again. A Scorpio will take a lover for a night or two but won't ever consider it casual. Sex is serious business - the rest of life is casual.

Squid Rap
Party people. way down ,down deep in the ocean There’s a creature that knows he’s got the motion. He go with the flow and I’m telling you, kid, We can all learn a lesson from Mr. Squid. He’s got big old eyes for a sweet young fish And if he plays it cool you know he’ll get his wish He can master a disaster without flipping his lid So let’s all do like Mr. Squid: GET YOUR TENTACLES UP (Oh yeah) AND KINDA DANGLE THEM DOWN (Uh huh) JUST SWAY YOUR HIPS (You got it) AS YOU FLOAT AROUND (Right) When it comes to the ladies this homeboy’s in the know Got a school of float girls go wherever he go He don’t get vexed with the opposite sex So Mr. Squid’s got the tuna when they clear the decks Don’t dis this dude, he’s fresher than you think And if you get too close he’ll squirt some funky black ink He got some on Bobby, Freddy, and Sid So fellas don’t play around with Mr. Squid. Yo, he will chill and I’m telling you, chum When you talk about your suckers boy he

Getting Closer!!!!
well, only 2 and1/2 more months to go..cant wait..then its baby city!!!..lol..we are going for our second ultrasound the end of January..that will be the 3-D pic..and Tom decided he wants to find out the sex of the baby..things are getting better now that Christmas is done..toooooo much stress..now we can focus more on catching up on things and shopping for baby stuff......WOOOOOOOOO0-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! After this baby is born maybe we can also focus on wedding plans too..for real..to the certain person who thinks that i have something coming to me after i have this baby they had better watch what they say because i have eyes and ears around this town and better grow some and make sure they have their life insurance paid up because i feel sorry for them if they come near me or my kids when i have them with me..and this person knows who they are...they are scared of my fiance and they know it..as for the future I am working on that slowly but surely..i will keep those interested pos

Commnt Me..plz
hey im in another contest..tryin to win a blast..yay..so i need all the commnts i can get..plz help me... ill trade 11's for love..yay?:) i dont care if u dont hav soemthin noce to say...just commnt me..n ill lov u thanx!~ click the pic

Unfair
“Unfair” The lens in which we view our long suffering Are clouded with confusion is so frustrating Retribution is a common assumption Nice guys don’t finish last after all They just stand longer when pinned against the wall Does life really sound all out of tune I guess that’s why we can’t learn to commune Our hearts are the battle grounds for struggles fought We can be treated justly at least that’s what I thought As I recount the thoughts simmering under the surface An ill-affected and belligerent world I can’t face Is getting worse God help us for goodness sakes Violence covers our children like a warm garment Equality nowadays is beginning to be irrelevant How can we as a nation fill these profound holes That is deep rooted down in all of our souls Is my faithfulness actually truly worthless Like a stone tossed into a calm smooth lake The rippling effects of failure I can’t take In due time we will tie those lines that bind At least that is what our ancestor

Adult Story
Entry for March 12, 2007 ok i wrote a short adult story awhile ago and figured i could post it here. it is all fiction from my demented mind! enjoy! You come in from a long day at work, and just want to relax. You take off your shoes and sit in your chair in front of your computer. You turn and log on and feel tense and tired, your eye lids are only half open. You feel hands gently start to rub your neck and shoulders, and they make you start to relax and your head rolls forward to give better access. The rubbing gets harder and deeper and then the hands move down over your chest. The rubbing continues to rub your tits thru your shirt, but then you feel a mouth kissing and licking the back of your neck. A moan of pleasure escaped your beautiful lips. The hands on your tits move towards the buttons on your silk blouse, and then they grab each side and rip the shirt wide open as the mouth on your neck bites down and starts to suck hard. The hands pull down the cups of your lacy

The Redskins Will Beat Seattle
First, look at how easy a schedule the Seahawks had, then look at how hard a schedule the Redskins had but yet, they are only separated by one game. The Seahawks only played two playoff teams this season compared to the five that the Redskins played. The Seahawks had a cakewalk schedule but only managed to go 10-6 while the Redskins had a difficult schedule and went 9-7. Seattle lost at home to the Saints for goodness sake! I am a die-hard Redskins fan, I saw every game they played this year, every game they lost could easily be blamed on one person, and he is Jason Campbell who turned the ball over more then a sleeping insomniac. Well, Jason Campbell is hurt and Todd Collins has stepped up to the plate. Throw in all the other things like the Skins playing passionate football with Sean Taylor on their minds and you get a recipe for a Skins win over Seattle. I do not know where the sports people get some of their experts from but after Seattle loses tomorrow, they should hire me.

Where The River Flows
The heart of an angel, He has touched in such A manner- He can't even return To the place he began journey So many years ago. He sits in wonderment at her beauty, And he knows her touch. He knows the moment that they parted, There was a promise to return, No matter how long it would take. He sees the woods were they stood, And knows it's a place Where the river flows. How can it be that som time ago, He knew her, and she him- Does she feel it now? He soul has guided him to a place, Where there is only Heaven, And that's when he is with her. She has touched him in a way That only she could have. Until they are together, He will wait in the woods, Where the river flows. Robert J Nye (2008)

So Cute!!!
As I was sitting in church waiting for Sacrament to begin today,a Lady with her 2 children passed by. She has a boy in primary and a toddler girl who is soooooooo adorable!!!! It was funny , all I had to do was jokingly say : "wanna sit with me?" and she did, lol . She left her mom and quietly sat on my legs. You'd think she'd get restless after a while, since Church is not exactly fun at that age, but she did not.She didn't even show any sign of being bored at all . Her brother came to bring us a book for her to color just in case, and I gladly accepted it, even though she really did not seem to need it. It was so cool to have her there the whole time. Funny thing is , her mom came to thank me for having her , and I was like : " thanks for what??? she's the cutiest thing!" ,that's when she told me , that cute little stinker actually cries when she's in church with mommy,aaawwwwww. was almost tempted to keep her and pretend she's mine,even though nobody would have beli

You Are Welcome
Well i posted a sticky yesterday about being fu - poor and wanting to make graphics in exchange for stash rates ---> http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3355883016 Alot of people hitmy stash up, and some even just sent me fu bucks lol. I would liekto thank all you of that have been working hard and completing my stash, weather you have finished or not, and a bigthanks to the people who just donated. You guys are great so without further ado, here are the Stash rate soldiers and the Givers to the poor lol. PLEASE GO RATE FAN ADD AND SHOW THIS GUYS AND GALS SOME LOVE! ♥DjSweets♥ FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEATHEART - MR NOODLE!!!!@ fubar ~Kiwichi~ *Ayottolah of Rock and Rolla*@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar † Skitz †@ fubar Heartistic Soul@ fubar ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's...FU-Owned by Tennisgirl1987...Aly's part time lover...~*~@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ $~HSS

The New Levels For Fubar 2008.
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?.

My Saving Grace
Did you fall from Heaven ?, or was it just my lucky day?, when I was at my lowest point, you helped me find my way. Never before in life did I ever feel this way, when I opened my heart, you'd come in to stay. You picked me up when I was down, you stood right by my side, you looked down deep in my heart, and found the love I tried to hide. Was it something I said ? or something I did ?, or was it a twist of fate ?, when I asked God for a miracle it'd be you he would create. Now I believe in miracles, and that some do come true, for me the greatest one came The Day that I met you.

Who Wants To Own Me?!?!
I'M UP FOR AUCTION!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT TO OWN ME HEHEHE! LET'S SEE HOW MUCH I AM WORTH TO YOU...LET THE BIDDING BEGIN! THIS IS WHAT I AM WILLING TO OFFER MY OWNER... 1. Added name to mine for 1 month 2. Permanent blog pimp-out 3. Bulletin Pimp Out 4. 5 customized photos 5. 1 custom salute photo 6. Rate all stash 7. Rate all photos HH 11's 8. Any HH's or Blasts bidded will be dedicated to owner 9. 1 customized comment on profile per week while owned 10. My private IM address CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW AND LEAVE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENT SECTION :) AUCTION CLOSES ON JANUARY 18TH! SO COME ON WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! *OTHER ITEMS MAY BE OFFERED DEPENDING ON THE BID* *SOME OFFERS MAY BE NEGOTIABLE*

Basic Contract 2
D/S LIFESTYLE Contract "B" For Male Dom Master & slave "Slavery" Contract Of my own free will and out of a desire to express my love and devotion to the man I love and adore, I offer myself in slavery to my Master for the period beginning on __________ and ending at noon on_____________. Although I consider myself to be a slave full-time to Master, during the time period expressed above, I will devote myself completely and totally to the pleasure and desires of my Master, without hesitation or consideration of myself or others. General Rules The slave agrees to obey her Master in all respects. her mind, body, heart and time belong to Him. The slave accepts the responsibility of using her safeword when necessary, and trusts implicitly in her Master to respect the use of that safeword. If a condition arises in which the slave needs to use the safeword or gesture, her Master will assess the situation, and determine an appropriate course of action. The slave shall

Bdsm Total Mind Controll
( Just my thought's on mind controll part ) In the BDSM world alot of Dom's use mind controll to keep the submissive in controll ...Why you may ask ....To bend the mind into giving up free will ( or so I have been told ) But as a person and humanbeing in my thought's total mind controll is the worst way to treat a submissive.As I have said befor ......Submmising is a gift not something that should be takin lightly and to give such a thing is one of the hardest and most giving way a sub can say I love you Striping away ones self and molding the sub's mind to acept and do the thing's the Dom wants.But is this love ? Is it truly submissing ?I say no...In my thought's it is a way of robing one of their true self and a way of being selfish. We are who and what we are to make us a indivusal. In time the sub will go threw a burn out stag ( i have been there so I know this one frist hand ) It's where the mind can acept nothing but try's to acept eveything (

Sexy Zodiac Traits
VIRGO- THE ONE ! (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. SCORPIO - THE CUTIE :) (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partne

It Never Rains....
I've suddenly come to realize one of the worst pains. When you want something, or more importantly - someone, and you can't have it. I'm 26, hopefully going on 27, and I've only just today come to terms with the fact that I'm not going to be with the one person I'm in love with. I don't want peoples sympathy, I don't want people to comment on how sorry they are for me but I've had a lot of shit go on in my life. I'm totally aware that there are people out there that have infinately worse lives than me and will continue to have shitty lives but I've had my fair share of crap come my way. Having said that, I've also had my good times. I've had a steak dinner at the Eiffel Tower. I've rowed a boat in Central Park NY. I've swam with dolphins in Jamaica. I've jumped from a plane at 13,000ft for charity (ironically it was for Cancer Research). On one hand, I've had things happen to me that I wouldn't wish on anyone. On the other, I've experienced things that most people never wi

Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Take A Trip With Me
Take a trip with me Anywhere you want to be Close your eyes, I’ll take you there Showing you how much I care I dream about holding you When I close my eyes I can feel it too The thought of you so far away Keeps me wishing for just one more day The pain in my heart makes me cry Memories of you make me sigh I know that soon we will finally be In eachothers arms for eternity kendra

Mayonnaise Jar & Two Cups Of Coffee
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes". The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now", said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to r

I Havent Been In One For A While...
I am in a contest for the first time in a long time. Anyone who has a minute or two to vote click the pic: Rates and Comments count...if anyone that helps ever needs help from me just let me know. Vamp

Memorable Walk In The Park (straight)
Memorable Walk in the Park (Straight) I was be out walking through a park, down a long, winding path. It was at dusk, nearly dark. Being late in the day, most people have already gone on home. About a mile down the path, I see a rather attractive lady, sitting there reading a book. She is wearing a light blouse and loose-fitting shorts and tennis shoes. I slow my pace, taking my time approaching her. I want to get a good look at her. I am almost to her, as she looks up. I just smile and say, " you are almost out of light for reading". She smiles back saying "I got lost in the story, not realizing how late it has gotten". I tell her my name, she does the same. We chat about how warm the weather has finally turned. I ask if I may join her on the bench, she smiles and nods, pointing to the empty place beside her. We sit there watching all the different birding fluttering around. I tell her it looks like the birds are appreciating the end of the cold evenings. Sh

Never Trust A Snake!...just A Warning
i'm not laying blame at anyone's feet but my own for believing this person.....it's just an fyi. oh and by the way...he never responded. ->snake: whatever? you don't even have the balls to own up to it or apologize? snake: ok what ever ->snake: thru my own stupidty i believed you and i don't want to hear from you ok? ->snake: you lied to me and used me and i would appreciate it if you would not email or im me snake: ok i do now , now that i looked at the second pic i thought it looked familer ->snake: let me refresh your memory, i used to live on w ridge rd in fairview snake: no ->snake: ok, that answers that question.....you don't remember me? snake: well i thought i would say hi to some one that lives in the same town as me ->snake: i'm fine......tell me why you im'd me snake: how are you tonight

Something To Live By
A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives. Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate. When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said: "Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you

Disappear
DISAPPEAR I'm livin' inside of my mind Inside here I'm just fine Am I fine to you? I'm half-aware, got my head in the clouds I don't wanna come down If I don't have to I'm walkin behind the shadows Just a casual observer Of my own life Suffer in silence, won't ask for your help I can do it myself No matter what the price So independent, you know I don't need you And I know that just leads you Away from this I wanna let go but something won't let me And what will that get me But loneliness Watch me disappear I'm melting, fading away If I go now Would you Even know I was here? I'm fading fast It's like I was never here Fadin' away Watch me disappear I wanna tell you just what I feel for you Wanna make it real for you But don't know how I start to speak but then something stops me You think you've lost me But don't give up now The guards stand steady at the walls

Not Going Well
well got pissy with some one i care about last nite mostly because i was nt feeling well then i could not sleep from coughing took cough medicine and that upset my stomach i get up and have fever...still having stomach issues...and my laptop screen breaks so i have to actually hold up the damn screen or it falls flat...and im out sick from work....all is not going my way at all! im having dooubts about many things in my life and i dont have anyone to turn to that can help im feeling sick and alone. i dont like this feeling at all. it isnt someting im used to feeling. i usually try to be the cheerful upbeat person but sometimes even i feel down.. this is one of those times.. i think its the fever.

Ocxdutchess - ♥ - Blonde Mafia♥
OCxDutchess - ♥ - BlOnDe MaFiA♥ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1282830 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar or a cam session with a reliable source is made by the self named "cam whore". We have no verifiable link to where the pictures were taken from. Due to the amount of people contacting us, different stories this person is telling different people, constant back stepping trying to cover her tracks of mistakes when she is called on something she said, the obviousness that there are at least 3 different womens pictures that she uses claiming all to be her and the obscene tit size change and facial feature changes from picture to picture we are Busting this FAKE.

The American Government Is Stealing Money
Dear Fellow Friends & Countrymen, I am sending what could possibly be the most important 8 minute video you will ever see in your lifetime! It has nothing to do with a business opportunity or joining any organization. It has everything to do with saving your beloved Country! We are in an economic crisis that has moved us into a recession. Since 1913, our American dollar has been reduced to a value of 4 cents. For the sake of your future, your kid's future and the future of this Country, I beg you to watch this and pass it on to 3 or more email contacts you know. Using a 3x12 matrix chart, if we can get everyone to email 3 personal contacts and have them duplicate the same process 12 levels deep, we will have over 500,000 people watching this brief video within a matter of weeks! Once again, the key is for everyone to do their responsibility by emailing just 3. check out my stash inportant video about the goverment stealing money from all american'

Hello! Boofus Reporting!
My day was full of fun. My mum played with me. I played with grandmum's feet and I got a free ride on a blanket! I got to take a few naps. I also got a cool new toy! It's a squeaky newspaper with "The Daily Growl" on it! I love it. Well I better go and play with my new toy.

Read Me....i Wont Be Gone Long!!
just to let everyone know, i'm not sure how much i'll be around for the next week or so...i'm finally taking my laptop in on monday to get the power jack fixed and the guy said it'll take about a week...and cost about 300 bucks with parts and labor haha...i expected that...so i will be popping on using my family desktop (which is slow and retarded) when no one else is on and u'll probably see me on using vixie's laptop when i happen to be over there and she's not using it...until then, feel free to gimme a call if u have my number...or i'll try to keep yahoo on using my cell and u can hit me up there... i know its devistating to think that i won't be around for such a long *rolls eyes* time but im sure u can all survive and find someone else to keep u occupied during my absence lol... try not to miss me too much...and much luv to u all ♥

Going Above And Beyond The Call Of Friendship!
Sometimes we wander through life wondering what someone would do for someone they care about - how far out of their way would they truly go to help comfort and be there for a friend? This weekend, I got that answer! I had started talking to someone on here on her birthday, which just happens to be days after mine, yet we have now been on each others friends lists for over a year (it happens). We became good friends really quickly (and I would say after this weekend, I would call her truly one of my BEST friends)! We talked on here and then on the phone for the past few weeks, always talking about being there for each other and one day getting together. Then this past week happened, and it was anything but a good time. I may have had one or two good things come about, but it was overshadowed by 9 or 10 bad things. By Thursday night, I was depressed out of my mind and was not in much of a talking mood, yet there were a few for whom I made the exception (as I always would), and

My Advice Column
Here are the rules. 1. This isn't the MuMMs. I'm not making up your mind, I'm giving you advice. 2. Leave all names out. It's un-needed information. 3. I don't have a degree. If I can't answer or I don't feel comfortable answering, I won't answer. 4. There will be no bashing of another member of Fubar. 5. There will be no NSFW questions. 6. By submitting a question through my in box, you agree to allow me to post it in a blog. I will, however, leave your name out of the submission. 7. For your own privacy, don't post your questions in comments. 8. If the question does not comply with these rules, it will not be answered. So if you need help with anything in your life, lemme know. It doesn't matter who you are, whether I know you or not. I will not share that you asked for help

Social Maliase"on Aids
39.5 million people are living with HIV and Aids, 4.3 million of them newly infected in the last year and it is one of the fastest growing diseases. Today it has finally received the global leadership and funding that it warrants Aids thrives where there is poverty, gender inequity, and a continuing blanket of denial,untested blood, sharing of needle's, sexual contact, and is reported to be one of the biggest factor's in the gay community. A.I.D.S. = acquired immune deficiency syndrome. A term used to describe the presence of specific infections that indicate end stage immune system breakdown. The onset of AIDS is manifested by the appearance of 2 major opportunistic infections. More than a decade into the AIDS epidemic, efforts to change sex and drug using behaviors to reduce transmission of HIV have met with limited success.Theoretical models (primarily psychological) that dominate studies of HIV risk behavior fall into two major groups: those that predict risk behavior and

Update 2-7-08
This was taken from Lilli's CarePage. I am just a busy little girl I haven't had time to update all of you. I started eating from my bottle on Tuesday at first just 16 cc's once every 12 hours. Yesterday they decided since I did such a good job with that that I could have 36 cc's 3 times a day. I have done very well with that except a very little spit up while burping. So today I might go on eating every 3 hours. Hopefully with out this tube soon it is really making it hard to keep my food down. I got to have a few days with the top of my isolette up but I had a little bit of a hard time keeping my temp at a normal level. So they closed it yesterday . I lost a little bit of weight I am now 4 lbs. 1 oz. Mommy said daddy finally direct donated blood for me and my Dr is waiting for it to come before she gives me my 3rd blood transfusion . I need it this time because I am anemic and can't produce blood on my own fast enough yet. But the way things are looking I will be home soon. My Dr

A Whole New Kind Of Hell
Fuck I thought being homeless sucked but ever since Draven and I have been staying with our supposed friends (who by the way told "us" to move in with them, we never asked) they've been being colder and colder to us. It's like we aren't even people to them they don't even treat us like we're actually there. And we have no where else to go cuz trust me if we did we would but right now we can't afford to get our own place yet. I hate it here they make me feel worthless and like i'm an idiot. And now it's like they're purposely trying to make us feel inferior trying to make us hate it here so much that we'd move out. TRUST ME I FUCKING WOULD!!!! I want to oh god how I want to. I can't stand to stay here anymore with these people they're are so negative. I keep crying at night, I don't even know what we did to deserve this kind of hatred towards us and especially from people who we thoght were our friends. They're sucking out my soul I hope another alternative opens up cuz I truely believe

She'll Git Even
Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! "You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!"

Sporks In Jail (help Protect Child Abuse)
CLICK TO READ STORYOR MAY HAVE TO COPY LINK: http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080212_tj_seawallbaby.b6a1bc9b.html The Brazoria County District Attorney confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents in New York Tuesday afternoon on a charge of endangering a child. Seawall baby's mother arrested in New York 07:38 PM CST on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 KHOU.com staff report The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. Caren Kohberger was arrested Tuesday in New York. She is charged with child endangerment in connection to her son Alijah's death. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York

“the Mermaid”
As the waves slowly crash against Neptune’s Moonlit shore, A fair maiden sits gracefully, gazing At the multitude of stars in the night’s endless core; Peacefully, languidly, innocently searching For answers of truth never heard of before. She looks distantly into the vast span of time; Into her past, present and future; To answer her deepest needs of a sign For her heart to capture and transfigure All the visions that appear before th’ eye of her mind. She sits patiently waiting for the soft sea breeze To gently blow a whisper of hope. Into her soft, tender ear she receives The affirmations that help her cope With her dreams of joy, fear, sorrow and peace. She fears that she may never walk on land. For she is a mythical creature of endless time and beauty- A mermaid with a mystique that captivates all men. A being caught between illusion and reality. With only her dreams as pure and infinite as grains of sand. _______________________________________________

A Port Side Window
She sits alone,stroking her warm hair her nails are as black as the lining of her eyes Her soul transcends into the only way she can manage to speak, through the stroke of a pen against paper The world sees her as through a broken ray of light while she sees herself as a reason to cover up the sun People are so cruel to her, they can't begin to understand that she shines in her darkness, and her torments shines so bright So she looks out over the crimson water lifting her head from her speech for only a short while she questions weither or not to try to make them understand, then she looks back down because they aren't even looking at her to begin with.

Slave Application
Have you been properly trained yet? What is your fetishs? How will you please me? Do you like pain? What is the most embarissing thing you've done? What is the nastiest sexual experiance you've had? Did you enjoy it? Why or why not? What is the most thrilling sexual experiance you've had? Are you bi or straight? Have you been a dom? Have you cross dressed before? How many partners have you had at one time? Would you enjoy joining another one of my slaves at the same time? Would you perfer male or female? Do you like to be blindfolded during domination? Do you have piercings, how many and where? Do you like the being tied up? Have you been fucked with a strap on before? Can you deep througt? Your last requierment is to send me a picture of your little bitch pussy. Males I pefer you to be in sissy bitch dress up and on your bitch ass knees. Females are more likely to be accepted as my slaves. Male bitches stink. You bette

Southern-charms Sucks!!!
Well I was sooo excited to get my SC site up and running, but what did i know? They are anal and jealous of a great site. They made me choose between sites and either have them or my DreamNet site. Well that was a no Brainer!!! DreamNet is great and I get to deal with real people. so bye bye SC!!! come see me at www.jezabellehaven.com plus u can catch more of me on freakmommas real soon. ttys!! Kisses!! Jezz

Roflmao
lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir , what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.

Never Guarantee
I am here at this very moment, but I am never guarantee that I will be here another second, minute, hour, day, week, month, or even another year. Love, Respect, Understand, Trust, Forgive, Be There, Pray, and Believe in me, but most of all never take me for GRANTED.. I am only just a woman, there for I am not prefect. I have made many mistakes, lied, said things that I really didn't mean,made good and bad choices, but I have been learning for ever peace of my mistakes I have made in life. But the real question is "Who ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE"?

Lifehouse-- Whatever It Takes
A strangled smile fell from your face It kills me that I hurt you this way The worst part is that I didn't even know Now there's a million reasons for you to go But if you can find a reason to stay I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance Believe that I can change I'll keep us together whatever it takes She said "If we're gonna make this work You gotta let me inside even though it hurts Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see" She said "Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me" I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance And give me a break I'll keep us together, I know you deserve much better But remember the time I told you the way that I felt That I'd be lost without you and never find myself Let's hold onto each other above eve

Top 20 Replies By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before" 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You must have the wrong version." 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." 10. "I can't test everything." 9. "THIS can't be the source code of THAT." 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?" 4. "You can't use that version on your system." 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" And the Number One Reply by programmers when their programs don't work: 1. "I thought i fixed that."

Sexual I.q. Test
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Your Are All My Elements As We Are The Final One
Your are all my elements as we are the final one you are all my elements of my life as i love each and every one as much as i love you as you mean every thing to my life as they will only be greater then the next as we are the final element of all for each time we connect we bring the solar system to a stop as we become one with each other Date wrote 10-02-08 By Aj Rich

Count Down To Our Wedding Day
Hey Ya'll! Today is Monday, February 25, 2008. In 47 days (Saturday, April 12,2008) I will be marrying my soul mate! I have no doubt in my mind that our love is forever. We actually met online almost 3 years ago. We will be tying the knot 2 days after our 3 year anniversary of meeting online. We took our time getting to know each other and between many instant messages and phone calls we knew we were in love. We waited 8 months to meet face to face to make sure it was what we wanted. When we laid eyes on each other we knew we were meant to be. Brent is a hard worker that when he took me to love he took my boys to love as well just like I took his children to love. I couldn't ask for a better step-father for Lee and Billy! He makes it possible for me to stay home with the kids. Family time is VERY important to us and we love our kids! The kids love having someone that wants to play with them and that is a kid at heart. I sit back and look at the 3 of them and smile. Brent

How To Avoid The Flu?
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So…… I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu g

What It's Like
So today rev pointed out to me my book was officially on Amazon. It was one step closer to my life's goal. The finale being available through Barnes and Nobel. I will never forget my first trip to that store, the very first sight I had of the 3 story building at 17 years old. I knew in that moment someday I would be able to walk into a bookstore and be able to say right there , that is my book. Today I walked into a Barnes and Nobel and said , do you carry this book, and they said here we can get it in 3 days for me. Then the girl said - Congratulations". There is no possible word to explain that moment when you hold a print out of your book through B%N' s and can say this right here I am holding my dream in the palm of my hand. It's so surreal. Everything no matter how cliche or made for tv movie; one has to learn to split apart and create their own definition of truly living. Today my life was all set down in the most ironic of ways'. I'll never forget the years months and

In The End
I am so lonely without you here I think of you and my eyes start to tear I would rather have you for a best friend Then to be all alone in the end I smell you I see your face No one can ever take your place So I will settle for just being your best friend So that we will be together in the end

No Hope???????
Ok so I am feeling a need to vent again! 2008 Started off (in my opinion) on A fucked up note for me. I was stuck at home because a planned trip out of town fell through! SO I was home ALONE(what else is new). I had, and apparently still do NOT have a reason to smile (as I am always being told by random people) So JAN goes by, My migraines gone (one positive). February, FUCK YOU CUPID!!!!!!!!!, BUT wait, I actually went on a date. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT...., Yeah I met a beautiful(in my opinion) woman, who did/does not seem to have ONE FUCKIN IOTA of the "lets play the ETERNAL male/female Game/battle of the sexes BULLSHIT" about her. We talked a bit here( here being Myspace people, keep up...) and she even called me "intriguing" her words . I have been called a few things in my fairly short lifetime, BUT that was a first to be called "intruiging" by someone. And wehn We actually MET in person and hung out.... it was one of the best times I have had in a VEEEEERRRRRRRR

Life
Well, I don't kno how to handle all tha bullshit up there at Job Corps cuz nigga damn there is alot of it and its hard to handle. My ex just lost his uncle and well I kno in one of my blogs I was talkin' hella - hella shit on Tim. But, now I understand all tha stress, and shit goin' on with him and he ain't all as bad as I said he was. He just need time and space now and needs to be with his family and well maybe in tha near times him and I will cross paths and get back together. If that is in our cards ya kno? Gotta go!!!!! Buh-Bye

Hmm..
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A Tribute To My Brother
Bill "Butch" Rigg 11/22/71 ~ 3/10/90 March 10,1990 one on the most important people in my life passed away. He was taken from us way to soon by a hit and run driver. I know some may say get over it already. But my last words to my brother were "I hate you." When in fact I didn't know that Hate was such a horrible word and would haunt me for the rest of my life. I had made a promise to my brother 2 weeks before he was taken from us To this day I have honored that promise and that was to not do drugs. This is the way that I have made peace with myself for the horrible words I said to him. The following songs are those that bring memories of my brother flooding back to me everytime I hear them. Listen to them don't listen to them, I just ask you one thing tell those that are close to you that you love them everyday. Because my bro introduced me to the Beastie Boys and this is one song that well he loved!!! Boys II Men ~Its so hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday ~

Stalking 101
Ok, here's the story. My Boyfriend used to date this chick back in Springfield, Illinios. They broke up back in September of 2007. She Continues to send him TEXT messages, Phone Calls, and Instant Messages on Yahoo! He has told her to that he wants nothing to do with her, ever again. But she wont give up on him. He continues to tell her to FUCK OFF, and to Leave him alone, But nothing ever works. If You have any advice on this situation, Please Help. The Stalkers Profiles are as follows: EvilGIRL@ fubar forgotten_angel_21@ fubar They are the same Person. But Different User Names! If You Would Like To Have A Stalker Of Your Own, Please DON'T Hesitate To Call Amanda Bagwell at 1-217-691-1637. She Currently lives in Springfield, Illinios. Close To Lanphier High School, on 13th St, Just off North Grand Ave. 2 Blocks from the old Philsbury Plant....

Amber Spears
Violent waves of amber spears, tear at my senses- raising my fears. Floating along the grey smoke of your eyes, Dreaming of my lover’s sighs. Stepping stones in clear glass jars, a sorted fairy tale abound silver stars. Laced among the willow weaves, through the darkest of contorted trees. Seeking refuge of the mystical kind, only distance do I find. Pleading plight of an estranged mind.

Stressin Gotta Vent
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..

Safe
1-25-08 Save me from the darkness that comsumes my soul Show me the light of growing love Save me from selfish harm Show me what life can be Save me from broken dreams Show me all that I am Save me from a shattered heart Show me that you'll never let go

***my First Contest Please Help***
Hi everyone, I'm in my very first contest and I need all the help I can get! First person to get 50,000 comments wins or it closes April 18th. Winner gets their choice of a HH or 3 month VIP and I really want that VIP!!! So if everyone could please click on the link below and leave some comments on my pic that would be so awesome and I would greatly appreciate it! If you don't want to comment, just rate the pic. All rates count as 5 comments. Thank you!!!!

Love
how is it that someone can sit and say how much they love you an just play with your heart over and over and then choose a best friend over love and still keep insisting they love you just to keep breaking your heart until you think of nothing else but dying and wishing your time on earth ends? our souls and hearts are not tools to be played with but to love and cherish ..and when you find that special one that you know is true , loyal and most of all treats you like someone that really cares for that person why do you break ther hearts and make them out to be fools? they are the ones that truly can make you happy for the rset of your lives...not your best friend they come and go in life just like everyone else but true love only somes once in your life you should hold on to it with all your heart and soul...

You Decide
Body: Aug 23, 2007 11:49 AM Subject: two tough questions Body: Body: 2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wif

Curse Of Poverty
"The curse of poverty has no justification in our age. It is socially as cruel and blind as the practice of cannibalism at the dawn of civilization, when men ate each other because they had not yet learned to take food from the soil or to consume the abundant animal life around them. The time has come for us to civilize ourselves by the total, direct and immediate abolition of poverty." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I Had To Save This One, It Made Me Cry
This is one of those good stories that keeps getting to you when you hear it. I just had to share it with you all again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately

Restlessoul59
-> why did you send me a link to some stupid site in your friend request? :s restlessoul59: what the fuck i didnt send you shit ->restlessoul59: uh, yeah, you did.. a friend request with this bs - PROFILEFANTASY.COM Take note assholes of this website: Just because you spend every waking moment of your pathetic lives on here, making you some stupidly high level, doesnt make you any fuckin better than anyone else.. I dont even care if you're a fucking VIP, bouncer, or any other bullshit label that you paid to get, If you act like a total fucktard, i'm gonna tell you that you're a fucktard. Its the internet people. Get the fuck over yourselves. Dont like this? Think I should have put lil stars in there somewhere? - feel free to email me your opinions to - gofuckaduck@screwyou.com ......

Yep, She Is In Another Auction!!!
> The B*tch Your Mom Warned You About!!! She is up for Auction and deserves an AMAZING OWNER! (click her picture to take you there) Come check out the benefits you will receive and put down a BID that beats the current offer!

Spring Cleaning
HELP CLEAN UP RT. 28 IN MEMORY OF ~PJ~ Saturday April 19th 10:00 am - ??? In an effort to call attention to the danger of this section of Rt. 28, and to honor the memory of P.J. friends and family have adopted the section of highway from the Heinz Plant to the 31st Street Bridge. PennDOT will soon be installing signs approaching Heinz on the northbound and Lambro’s on the southbound. The signs will say: Adopt~a~Highway In Memory of Paul “PJ” Shepherd Jr. In return, we will be cleaning up litter from the sidewalk and the hillsides four times per year. We invite you to join us in remembering PJ while calling attention to the danger of this road and making a positive impact on the community. We will be meeting at the Penn Brewery parking lot on Troy Hill Rd at 9:30 am. Beverages will be available during the clean up and a Pizza lunch will be provided afterward by Ron’s Pizza Palace Please remember, ESPECIALLY ON RT. 28 Buckle UP & Slow DOWN! THE LIFE YOU SA

Alicia Keys - Like You'll Never See Me Again
If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldnâ€™t feel your touch And no longer were you with me Iâ€™d be wishing you were here To be everything that Iâ€™d be looking for I donâ€™t wanna forget the present is a gift And I donâ€™t wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me â€˜Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed So every time you hold me Hold me like this is the last time "Like You'll Never See Me Again" Every time you kiss me Kiss me like youâ€™ll never see me again Every time you touch me Touch me like this is the last time Promise that youâ€™ll love me Love me like youâ€™ll never see me again Oh Oh Ohhhhh How many really know what love is? No you never will Do you know until you lose it That itâ€™s everything that we are looking for When I wake up in the morning Youâ€™re beside me Iâ€™m so thankful that I found Everythin

A Challenge!
So a good friend of mine told me today, that if I could get the amount of points needed to make GodMother down to about 1,250,000 - they would buy me a Happy Hour! So if you can help in any way possible - That would be fanfuckingtastic! ~BrattyBytch~

Mexican Souffle Appetizer
2 (4 oz.) cans whole green chilies, drained, rinsed and seeded 1 lb. sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded 3/4 c. dry bread crumbs 3 eggs, beaten 1 tsp. parsley flakes 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. oregano 1/2 c. light cream 1/2 c. milk Grease 9 x 13 inch pan. Cover bottom with chilies. Sprinkle cheese over chilies; spread bread crumbs over cheese. Beat eggs until light. Add remaining ingredients to eggs and beat again. Pour over cheese. Bake at 375 degrees for 40 minutes; cut into small squares for hors d'oeuvres or into larger pieces for main course servings. Makes 40 appetizers

My Life
I met you when my crippled heart no longer believed in love. Love wasnt what we were about. A little fun, a lil wild, some hot sweaty sex for sex'x sake. Poor Larry. One day he decided he had nothing worth having, off he went in cyber land looking for the missing pieces. We met online, but I got to know him on the phone, and I fell for him in his arms, in hotel rooms, the back of the truck, in empty parking lots at 2am. No one under stood him, he was all alone in his "lifestyle". I was coming off a strong man who decided he didnt want me anymore, and told me so, in kind but definite words. A rare man among men. I needed a strong man, I thought. And I thought I had found one. A master to subdue me. I was daddees slut. My love promised to show me the world, to open my eyes to things unknown, to make the family "we" both wanted. I found that I was the only one trying to live that dream. The man I was sleeping with wasnt who I thought he was. Larry is whomever you dream him to be. He fills

These Are The Gorgeous Ladies Up For Auction
A Fu-Bucks Only ~ Battle of the Sexes Auction Who can bring in more fu-bucks?!?! THESE SEXY FEMALES ARE ON THE AUCTION BLOCK dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEED$RADIO.COM~@ fubar !!!!YØYØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar bå®î$å×ýmè ~* Co-owner of Club Envy*~@ fubar babyfrog2003~Promotor for DIRTY DEEDS RADIO~@ fubar ~♥Ðani♥~DJ SMURFETTE~GM @ Di

When Was The Last Time You Had A Conversation With The Moon?
When was the last time you had a conversation with the moon? Made a wish on a falling star? Held hope from a string of delicate things When was the last time you got lost in an enchanged wood, Or were kissed by a prince , who turned into a frog ... Consulted a caterpillar? Or kidnapped a myth? Had a visit from your faery godmother ... Who turned pumpkins into coaches and wishes into wings When was the last time you cried lost tears into the lake of longing? Or sipped inspiration from the pool of wonder, Or rose, victorious, like a phoenix from the ashes? When did you last ... lay your head in the lap of awe ... and listen to a song ... from a distant shore ... called home? THE TIME IS NOW Leap... soar... explore... remember your dreams ... and unseen things ... Sing with rapture ... and dance ... dance ... dance like a dervish And when imagination knocks ... open the Duir (door) ...

Hey Hey I Wanna Be A Rock Star!!!!!!!
lol...i know it's kind of early, i have less than 20,000 points to go, but it would still be kind of nice to level, soon. :) i'm trying to work on it myself. lol *anyways* peace out! xoxox Miranda

Frustrated
Everything I used to love about you Is now everything I've come to hate Being happy isn't having everything in my life perfect Maybe its about stringing together all the little things Making things count for more then the bad stuff Maybe if I can just get through it Thats all I can ask for... People are going to Want you, Need you, Exceed you, Take you, Beat you, Love you, Hate you, Play you, Rate you, && Break you but never ~ let anyone Make you

Lost Account
I recently opened a new account on tap and neep my friends help. If u could send me a friend request on the account this blog is under it would be greatly appreciated. My Pictures will be ripped to my new account as soon as I get time. If you are curious as tyo who I am go to Leah2107 and that's me and my beautiful self. OX's to everyone who can help me out. Love Always Your Fubar friend and family Leah

Ends Tonite!!
I'm in a different kind of auction! You can get my bra!! I will send it to you COD! 50k minimum bid! Just click on the pic to find out more details! Please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer! ☠ †V€ÑØM†☠ ...Bra Auctin's OPEN..remember to repost my bullitens Ladies...@ fubar

My Ticked List
A short list of things that piss me off People who tailgate me on the highway when I'm in the middle lane and the lane on either side is empty People who tailgate me in traffic as if riding my bumper is going to make the 16 cars in front of me go any faster Christians who keep saying how sorry they am for me and how much pity they have for me for not having Jebus in my life People who come to a complete stop at Yield signs every time regardless of traffic People who stop short of a red light by about 100 yards, then slowly creep up to the light until it turns green People who stop on green lights People who get in the right turn lane to go straight, then try to cut me off when I go straight and honk at me for using my right of way That damn "you got questions, we got answers" slogan at Radioshack, WHEN I used to work there, people would come in with the stupedist questions, like why do I still have to plug in the power cord on my laptop now that it has a Wireles

Loving You Truly
Words cannot express my love for you So pure, so wonderful and so true Words cannot explain My undying pain The pain I feel when we're apart Like a piece is missing from my heart But there's something you should know before I go on I'm really a flesh eating mutant monkey man from the planet Gorgon

I Thought We Were On The Same Page
I like this guy ALOT and i thought he liked me too due to the fact that he asked me to be his girl. well i have been trying to get ahold of him all day and he hasent answered any of my calls or anything im starting to get worried that he may not like me any suggestions

I Am Hosting My First Auction!
border=0> I AM HOSTING MY FIRST AUCTION!!!!! The auction will start April 27th at 12pm MST and will end May 11th at 12pm MST. There will be an entry fee of 5k fu-bucks with bids starting at 10,000 fu-bucks! To enter the auction you must have a salute pic and send me a private message with a link to your pic of choice SFW (must be a pic of you) and what you are offering to your owner! As with any standard auction all money bids will override fubuck bids. Heres a break down of cash value/fubucks $1 = 50000 fubucks $5 = 250000 fubucks $10 = 500000 fubucks $20 = 1 million fubucks $50 = 2.5 million fubucks $100 = 5 million fubucks A bonus will be added for Rates. Whoever has the most rates at the end of the auction will receive a 2 official blingys of my choice given during happy hour and 50k fubucks. Rules 1. NO DRAMA any will cause your pic to be disqualified, deleted and you blocked!! 2. All pics must be SFW or deemed by me SFW. 3. Entries c

Fyi Hotties & All
Hey hotties and everyone... Just wanted to let you know that my flight leaves in the morning. I'll post an update when I can. I want to thank everyone for the well wishes for my brother in law - I will pass them on to my sister and him. I don't know when I'll be back on fubar again; but it won't be long. So, leave me love ok? EastTnChic - I'll call when I get in! For those of my friends currently deployed stay safe and know I'll be praying for each of you as usual. For all my other friends - I'll be back soon. Close friends - I'll call when I can. xoxo, Me =D

Drowning In My Thoughts
Wish I could reboot my mind; Stop the spinning wheel; Archive the old and empty the trash . . . Too many thoughts hissing in my head Blurring my reality Depriving me of sleep Dreams bleeding into waking hours Truth becoming hard to see Chaos knocking at the door Wish I could drown my thoughts, before my thoughts drown me

Um A Survey Because I'm Bored N Stuff
The Deep Survey (Be completely honest or it doesn't count) [1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person? a closed mind full of hate [2] What do you do when you need to relax? um relax? [3] Why do you think there is war in the world? Religion, politics and to many people trying to control our lives and decide for us what we should do with our bodies and lives. To many people worrying about the small things we are doing and what other countries are doing. People like Bush sticking noses where they don't belong because they are greedy and brainless. [4] Do you think it's ok to sometimes tell white lies? Depends on situation [5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change? Change is always good [6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know? um tell me? [7] What are you listening to right now? Left Over Crack [8] If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first? Fuzzy navels f

Life And Love
Life and love go hand in hand so be ture to thy self and know thy heart.To your self be ture know your heartis to know your mind. To live life like it was your last day on earth. To love as much as you can and make love know to thy family and your friends. To live with love in your heart is to be at pace with thy self.

Words Of A Vetran
I saw this in a bully and thought it much deserved a perm. place on my page. All credit to ACHILLES™ for writing this. Ok then...Let me start by saying we all come here to relax,enjoy and get away from the everyday bullshit, Bills EX's or whatever pisses you off.Please take some advice from a long time member.Buckle up here it goes... (Drama) is everywhere not just FUBAR so don't blame them or the site bouncers and Administration.None of us or free from this semi sorta On-Line terror tactics.You need to understand MOST of these people who CLAIM to be Drama free but constantly terrorize other people usually other better looking women.As for the GUYS..it's Much less common but tend to get clan or group to block you..which I fine and all cause ya prolly don't want Weak minded people on your profile anyways.Then we have the all to Common Attention Whores ..as we like to call.them have never been popular a DAY in they're life and they are thinking Rates,Fans and Crushes will so

Friends Folder
My VIP will be expiring on my birthday (May 4th, which is Sunday), so I won't have any pic space. So I'm trying to upload as much as I can now. I have a friends folder and if your pic isn't in it and you want it to be, tell me and I'll add it. Just because its not there already doesn't mean I don't like you, I've just been slacking.

Trust
Here I lay, beat, battered and broken Because of a woman, so softly spoken She worked so deftly to gain entrance into my heart Then dashed in on the ground into countless shards A warning my brothers this day do I give Never trust a woman with this the most presous of gifts She’ll “love” you for a while till she’s grown bored Then throw you away. So leave your lust at the door when women are concerned They will leave you to rot once your trust they’ve earned So this day I pick up the pieces of my heart Spend day after day putting it back together This time I surround it in stone and it grows cold For I’ll never trust another either beautiful or bold I’ve cut myself off from love and from lust For by doing this I’ll never have to trust Never again to bear the pain of a woman My heart tucked safely away from there touch and torture And myself I will keep as the only one with access to it. Women are wonderful toys, if you keep them as such But never let them get

A Work In Progress
Every night a tear falls from my eye And every day I try to wipe it away And though I know you're gone, I need to know what went wrong And as you've always shown, you leave it all to the unknown What are the secrets that you hide? Why do you keep it all inside? Is it pain, is it shame? Was I just a little to early? Or way too late? You run, but you can never hide Those feelings will burn you from the inside And out will come all the things you say you don't want to regret... Well now you're the one thats too late - So forget it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ copyright 2008 taymie g.

Please Read
OK HERES THE DEAL. I DO NOT HAVE NUDES, I DON'T TALK DIRTY, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, I LIKE/CARE ABOUT HIM VERY MUCH. YOU DO NOT AND WILL NOT MATCH THAT. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD OR THE DEVIL. I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE RANDOM MEN THAT SEND ME SHOUTS MESSAGES OR WHAT HAVE YOU ASKING ME IF I WANT TO "HOOK UP" ETC TRUST ME ANY WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN EVEN AS FIRED AS MINE WOULD CONSIDER AN APPROACH SUCH AS THAT COMPLETELY UN THOUGHT OUT AND JUST PLAIN DUMB! MEANING YOU HAVE NO BRAINS AND NO PERSONALITY WHAT SO EVER SO DONT TALK TO ME. IM HERE FOR REAL FRIENDS REAL PEOPLE AND LOTS FUN GOOFING OFF AND LAUGHING AT DUMB PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU. IF YOU DONT TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY SHIT AND FIND OUT WHAT IM ABOUT BY TALKING TO ME AND PICKING AT MY BRAIN PLEASE DONT SEND ME A REQUEST I WILL DENY IT. I FIND SENDING PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM A FRIEND REQUEST ROBOTIC AND SHALLOW. DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME A PART OF THAT. GET YOUR RATES THE SAME WAY I DO. OTHER THAN THE ABOVE RAN

Could You Be Violent?
There's Not a Violent Bone in Your Body You're cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don't blow up when you're angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don't bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option. Could You Be Violent?

Topic Suggested By Mj (global Warming)
I think they all have it wrong. Some say it's a natural occurance that happens with the Earth. Others say it's caused by mans' lack of caring for the enviroment. I believe they both have a hand in "global warming". It isn't an "either/or" situation. We have proof if Ice Ages and warming periods through out the Earth's known history. Yet I do believe that man is causing an unatural effect on what is otherwise a natural occurance. So, do I think it's just natures way or man's harming of the earth? Actually I think it's both. So with that said...Pick A Topic!

Deletion Of Friend
Ok, I might have overreacted... You tell me. This lady I added recently did nothing but spam my profile with naughty wishes for various days of the week. I have no problem with that as long as I know you and its a picture of a tied up woman. Or funny, can't go wrong with funny. Anyway, she breaks a rule and spams me with a chain letter about love and friendship. Wow, I hate those letters. Not because of love and friendship but because it was threatening. It threatened me with loneliness if I didn't perpetuate its existence by forwarding it within a certain amount of time. Not to mention, the thing was 18 inches of double spaced sweetness. So I deleted the post and the poster from my friends list. I really love deleting dumbasses. Is that wrong? There is a right answer here...

Why For My Friends And Family
hi to my friends and family on fubar. I just wanted to tell you all that I am doing ok. I just have a lot going on and alot on my mind but I am sure very soon I will be back here giving my love to you all. you all mean a lot to Daddy M and you are all in my heart.

Boy Toy Application
Please send your answers to my Fubar mail :) Real First Name: Age: Location: What are you looking for? What type of kisser are you? Tell me about your idea of foreplay. What is your take on oral sex? Tell me about your penis? Size? Shaved? What do you think about toys for foreplay during etc? What do you consider a quickie? An average play session? An all nighter? Are you into cuddling after? How emotionally attached to you get? Are you willing to be at my beck an call? Do you have questions for me?

Turning 38 This Year
So this year I turn 38...Jesus H. Crimney...Where did the time go???? I thought by this time in my life I would be Living on a beach in Austrailia..NOT... All year my co workers have been teasing me about the gray hair just showing up on my head and beard. I have taken it and laughed with them. I dont really mind. I think it adds distinction and makes me look a bit more refined and professional? Hmmmm I dunno you tell me? Do I feel 38 Hell No I still fell Late 20's..Hell I spent 15 years in the Marine Corps Training and keeping in shape and I got out took a short vacation from keeping in shape and the next thing you know is its 7 yrs later..LOL..Didnt mean to take that long of a break. I still can run 3 miles if I need to. I used to run it in 17:30 Flat on a regular basis and could hit 16:45 on a good day. Now I know I cant do that any more but when I am running I feel like I am hauling ass..(And trust me my ass needs to be hauled)...LOL..I still get up early and go to

Life's Fantasy
Life's Fantasy So so many people living in life's fantasty never keeping alive dreams they long to see dreams of yesterdays marrows leading again into sorrow is this all i shall see is this all i shall be But.... what is this fantasy what does it mean to me is it for us to believe keeping us going on finding where we belong is all i want to see is all i want to be People come and they go never wanting to know dreams that they keep inside always trying to hide cant we finally let go all i want is to know is this all we believe is this all there shall be But .... what is this fantasy what does it mean to me is it for us to believe keeping us going on finding where we belong is all i want to see is all i want to be all i want is to be me i just want to be free........

Rebates In The Usa
REBATES IN THE USA The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA. Thank you for your help & please support the USA.

Lets Make "ponyboy" A Godfather!
Lets level Troy hes my Fu Owner and he deserves this! Hes always there helping everyone else, its time to pay it back, this man has a heart of gold! 187,044 Points to go! I know we can do this, lets make this happen! Ty in advance to everyone who helps! Click on the pic and bombs away! This pimpout brought to you with lots of luv from the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC*@ fubar

Am I Dreaming
I wake up everyday and I see a person next to me that makes me believe anything is possible if you just believe in it. Thing is I had him in my grasp before and I faultered in my ability to hold him strong enough and close enough that he slipped through my fingers. Now I have opened my eyes and he is there, he is giving me everything there is to give, he is giving me all of him. My heart knows that what he has to give ios real and pure, but my mind sits there and wonders is this just an elaberate dream my mind has concockted to keep me happy, and I have just not awoken from it yet. I want to believe that my heart is right and my mind is just trying to put dought in the air to keep me safe. If this is a dream I pray to never wake, If this is reality I pray my heart will break the bonds of fear that are torturing me. AM I DREAMING

My Redneck Buddies...
Three rednecks, Cooter, Pete, and Billy Bob were workin way up high on a cell phone tower. As they started to work their way down, Cooter slipped, fell off the tower and was killed instantly. As the ambulance took his body away, Pete said " Well i guess someone needs to go tell Cooter's wife he's dead". Billy Bob said " I'll do it Pete, i'm purdy good at that sensitive stuff." Then he left to go tell her. Later on, Billy Bob came back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete asked " Where did ya get that beer Billy Bob?" " Cooter's wife gave it to me." Billy Bob replied ! Pete said " You mean to tell me, that you went and told that woman that her husband just got killed, and she gave you a case of beer?" Billy Bob said " Not exactly, What i said was, you must be Cooters widow?" Then she said " You must be mistaken, i'm not a widow." And i said " ill bet you a case of beer you are."

Fishing
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to his fishing boat on the river and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a Fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?' All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man Right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the River, when soon they came upon another fork in the River. He again asked the lady, 'Up or down ? 'There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This real

Never Author Unknown
Never &hearts Never say I Love You If you really don't care &hearts Never talk about feelings If they really aren't there &hearts Never hold my hand If your going to break my heart &hearts Never say you're going to If you don't plan to start &hearts Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie &hearts Never say hello If you really mean goodbye &hearts If you mean forever Then say you will try &hearts Never say forever Cause forever makes me cry.

True Fu Friends N Fans Plz Read
I'm Having a Futastic Happy Hour This Saturday May 24th @@@ 8 pm Fu Time!! ~*~Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy~*~Owned By Dman N Chuckiiboo**Partner In Bomb Crime 2 MR**~*~@ fubar I NEED ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS/FAMILY TO HELP ME WITH THIS! CUZ THIS MAY BE THE LAST ONE!:( BLING ME HARD DURING MY HAPPY HOUR CUZ U ALL KNOW I LUV THE BLING BLING BLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! LOLOL!!! DURING MY HAPPY HOUR THE 69TH PAGE FAN/R8 WILL GET A SURPRISE ....COULD BE A VIP,BLAST,BLING PACK...WHO KNOWS!!! LOL! THE WINNER OF THIS WILL GET THERE PRIZE WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AFTER MY HH! ALSO B PREPARED I WILL BE SENDING OUT BLING TO DIFFERENT RANDOM PEOPLE THROUGHOUT MY HAPPY HOUR! THATS NOT ALL! THE PERSON WHO BLINGS ME THE MOST DURING MY HAPPY HOUR WILL GET A PERSONALIZED SALUTE FROM ME! IT DEPENDS ON THE AMOUNT OF BLING ON WHETHER IT WILL BE SFW OR NSFW! SO START PLANNING AHEAD YA'LL AND GET READY TO PARTY HARD WITH ME THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! YA'LL DONT FORGET MY FAVE DRINK IS CHERRY BOMBBBBBBBBBB!WOOT W

Sex.....what Do You Think
HA HA FOUND THIS IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY TOO.... sex A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo

Kickass Poem For The Den...
In the night Into the Dawn Diablo's Den makes you feel at home Riding out on the Wings of delight Diablo's Den sets your heart on fire Playing Music from all around Playing the Sounds that wont bring you down Diablo's Den will bring a desire As DJ Diablo warms your heart with fire You don't need an excuse or you don't have to fear You are treated with friendship and Dignity No one leaves without a smile All the DJ's and Greeters make you feel at home In Diablo's Den you are never alone The wind sings the moon shines bright As the Stars dane across the Sky DJ Diablo welcomes one and all As the Music Plays and the chatrooms full come on in don't fly away Be a Family Member and Stay For here you will find harmony and peace In Diablo's Den your Spirit Soars Free (Tony Kenyon 2008) Check out his profile... Lostpoet&DenPoet@ fubar

Update On Job Interview
Well, well, well - I applied for a few positions at a local hospital in the Intensive Care Department and I am thrilled to report to you all that I have accepted the position. It was one of two jobs I wanted desperately - and by goodness I got one of the two. I will be working 3 12hr shifts with 3 days off and it may include every other weekend - but have already been informed it may not be that frequent. I am excited and nervous but I'll swing it - I always do. I can't wait to start. I go on Tuesday to complete my new hire process paperwork, paperwork, and paperwork - insurance plans and coverages. The works. The I9 alien form to prove that I am a Naturalized Citizen and employable in the US. I hope all is well with everyone and I appreciate all the love being left for me. I know my periods on fubar have been far from what they used to be but life has sure has its ups and downs. The brother in law is doing much better for those who are concerned. Becoming more and more indepe

The Badge Of Military Merit (the Purple Heart)
Gen. George Washington's instructions for the Badge of Military Merit: “The General ever desirous to cherish virtuous ambition in his soldiers, as well as to foster and encourage every species of Military merit, directs that whenever any singularly meritorious action is performed, the author of it shall be permitted to wear on his facings over the left breast, the figure of a heart in purple cloth, or silk, edged with narrow lace or binding. Not only instances of unusual gallantry, but also of extraordinary fidelity and essential service in any way shall meet with a due reward. Before this favour can be conferred on any man, the particular fact, or facts, on which it is to be grounded must be set forth to the Commander in chief accompanied with certificates from the Commanding officers of the regiment and brigade to which the Candidate for reward belonged, or other incontestable proofs, and upon granting it, the name and regiment of the person with the action so certified

To All My Friends!
WOW, things have changed on here! I am glad im back! Thanks to good friends "Ms. Retta" I am movin up fast! Please help me return the fav. to her! Her profile is the only one in my family list, go hit her up! Love u guys "TWO"

Lord Phase's Contest Has Started
Lord-Phase ♠ The Shadow Bombers ♠ Owner Of Domination Radio - Needs over 2500 points to win fubucks. Most points wins a 7 days blast/1 months VIP as well. Most rates (over 200) wins 3 day blast/bling pack. Have fun!

Subject: Five Important Lessons In Life
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my pa per, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second

Rikk
Things that make ya go hmmmmmm.... ->Rikk: Personal because you hate me. Rikk: its a personal thing ->Rikk: How am I different than anyone else? Rikk: i don't hate you, i just won't be owned by you ->Rikk: Why do you hate me? Rikk: you might as well stop bidding on me, I won't accept your bids in the auction Here's the link to his auction.

Fubar Blows Bye Bye
yeah this is a real shit site. i have made no money off it and most of the time the fakes and bullshit artists who pretend interest for whatever fucked up game they play before touching themselves while perusing my pics can have it.

Hold On Tightly To What Is Truly Important In Life
Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationships that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; your heart has a way of speaking louder than your mind. Hold on to your dreams; achieve them diligently and

Women In Custody On Torture Charges, Boy In Critical Condition
LOS ANGELES -- A mom and her live-in girlfriend suspected of torturing the mom's 5-year-old son were in custody Sunday, and the child remained in critical condition at a hospital, police said. Starkeisha Brown, 24, who was already on parole, and Krystal Matthews, 21, allegedly beat Brown's son repeatedly, burned his genitals and other parts of his body with cigarettes and left him to sit in his own urine, said Los Angeles Police Department First Assistant Chief James McDonnell. The three were living in the area of 110th and Figueroa streets in South Los Angeles, he said. Both have criminal records and are gang members. Brown turned herself in at the LAPD's 77th Division jail late Friday night after the child abuse case was reported in the media, according to a police statement. She was booked on suspicion of torture and held without bail. Matthews also was arrested Friday when she showed up for an appointment with the Department of Children Services, police said. She wa

Who
who are you little girl insecure and afraid of making the first steps towards happiness? where did you come from little girl beautiful and fragile gentle of spirit and so afraid of happiness? why can't you see that happiness is knocking pounding demanding entry at your door? look at his eyes look at the arms that could hold you and keep you safe and sheltered and then you push them away you make no sense speak give him the story of your sad little life and he will either run to you or run away from you but at least you will have tried who are you little girl and when will you learn that the decision to be happy is yours and yours alone

It's My Bday:)
MySpace Countdown Clocks (omg *blushes* emberassin but had to be done..lol) (to philemon) Philemon - proudly fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar it's officially my bday..woot:) k first question is.. why da f*ck am i makin my own bday bully..lmao yea well no one else is gonna do it.. might as well right.. just announcing it.. don't need your rates, fans or adds.. so don't get ur panties in a bunch :) i ♥ all my friends who helped me level a few days ago.. ya'll rock.:)

Good Luck Garry N Ty
I am lost for words at this very second. I decided just recently that I wanted too try for SpotLight one time before I level to Disciple and can't have it. I shared with some friends of my interest and many said they would help me in my venture too make it in the SpotLight. I would like too thank each and every one of you for sending me Fu-Bucks too get the SpotLight. I'm well on my way too getting it. You all have made it real and im greatful for the many friends that gave too help me. I'll always continue too do my best too help out any and all of you in any way I can. More are helping.. Archangel@ fubar ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~Fu Owned By~bigfkndaddy~ & ~hughmongus~@ fubar ~♥Î Ãm Á Fûkîñ Príñçê§§ ~♥~Jû§t Ñøt ¥oùr§~♥~Bottom B*tch of the Pu$$ycat PlayMates~♥~Fu Angel~♥~@ fubar Proudly owned by PebblesinAZ~ChyCugr~Club Far~FU-ANGEL~Shadow Levelers~Fu- Orphan@ fubar PurpleSky{Shadow Leveler}@ fubar ~

Not Feelin Any Love :(
Ok so I wanna be pink and Im thinkin that someone on this site may love me enough to buy me a month V.I.P. If someone will the person that does will get: 50 of the 100 11's during H/H Owned By (there name) In My Name Profile Comments 3 a day for the month A V.I.P. Gift Once A Week 100 Pic Comments I'll Rate There Stash During Happy Hour Pimp Out There Profile And Up To 5 Personal SFW Salutes If Wanted If your interested let me know.... Please Repost For Me **This is thursday night I won't be back on until saturday.... maybe sunday!!!** ♥SexyMel♥ ♥SexyMel♥CaptainOfSexyMel'sSexyTrain♥GoRateX-Dealer♥@ fubar

Come Through
I'm so sick and tired of making excuses for why things are how they are I know I'm the reason but I hope you're not thinkin that I can't turn this boat around. Now in every love story there are moments of glory and times when "I tried" just wont do You've lost all your trust now you dont expect much from me but I'm gonna prove this to you Oh that I'm gonna come through for you lalala la la la, lalala la la la la la la, lalala la la la Take my on sister song and try to believe in this something cuz its something worth holding on to I know you've waited so long but try to believe in this something cuz it wouldn't mean much without you and I promise someday I'll come through. Steve Perry once said "lovin a music man it ain't all that is supposed to be" After all of these years and a river of tears I'd have to say you agree You say you've sacrificed spending years of your life waiting on promises and maybes It couldn't be more true all the pain's been on

Brian's Essay - The Room
Brian's Essay: The Room... In that place between wakefulness and dreams, I found myself in the room. There were no distinguishing features except for the one wall covered with small index card files. They were like the ones in libraries that list titles by author or subject in alphabetical order. But these files, which stretched from floor to ceiling and seemingly endless in either direction, had very different headings. As I drew near the wall of files, the first to catch my attention was one that read "Girls I have liked." I opened it and began flipping through the cards. I quickly shut it, shocked to realize that I recognized the names written on each one. And then without being told, I knew exactly where I was. This lifeless room with its small files was a crude catalog s ystem for my life. Here were written the actions of my every moment, big and small, in a detail my memory couldn't match. A sense of wonder and curiosity, coupled with horror, stirred within me as I began r

Tattoo Survey
Tattoo Survey 1.Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No. 2.When did you get your first tattoo? 1992 - for my 28th birthday 3.What was your first tattoo? Metallic ankh with roses 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? All of them are special but I love my Kwan Yin sleeve the best 5.Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? I used to. 6 Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? Not any more. My sleeve is the result of a cover of a tattoo that I let a former friend who fancied herself a tattoo artist do. (Scary thing is that she is currently working as a professional tattoo artist!) She scarred me so sometimes the original tattoo rises and you can see it through the robes of the Kwan Yin on the inside of my arm. 7.Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? Yes 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? The lotus petals on my wrist were really special. 9. How many tattoos do you have? I think I'm past counting sing

Ever Feel Like This?
Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds [Solo: Corey] Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on: I'll never live down my

Push The Lil' Daisies
*shoots Anita a glare* Um, this song is like TOTALLY out of my vocal range, but Siouxsweety knows I'll be a fool for her. Here goes nothin', only did it once with no practice, & yes, it sucks. Enjoy a good laugh on me:

Edc And Dancing All Nite(techno)
the electric daisy carnival is on saterday and i im fucking excited.i know ive been spotted by a shitload of people dancing like a E-TARD to my techno cds hahahah. i broke em out the other day and it seems like i always forget about how much techno brings me up when im having a shitty time. its amazing how i feel when i listen to music in general but something about techno just gets me extremely amp'd its fucking rad. i may look like the biggest dork but i dont care because i feel amazing when im dancing and feeling music pulse through me . it brings life to the dead drowns that walk this earth at this time .

Whatever
well a little update mikey turned 5 on the 24th and we had a big party for him. he will go to kindergarten in the fall. delorys or dolly for short is 3 months old and she's starting to role over and smile and make noises well i love my family my husband sits at home with the kids while i go to work and then we spend the evenings together. we just celebrated our second wedding anniversary. well life is good just wanted to share.

Another Survey
1) Using FOOD names, spell out your name: Hamburgers Ice cream Lava cake Apples Reeses Pieces Yellow corn 2) What song makes you cry? When Im Gone by 3 Doors Down 3) What do you like to listen to before bed? My tv a p p e a r a n c e HEIGHT: 5'5 HAIR COLOR: Dark Auburn SHOE SIZE: 9 PIERCINGS: 6, and I want more ;p TATTOOS: None. r i g h t - l e f t ? Right PANTS YOU'RE WEARING: Black cut off shorts from the 5 dollar store, lol. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: I am listening to my tv. WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Diet Coke. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Nice, cool. d o - y o u GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only in those fucking wave pools they have at water parks. HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I have a few. GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes, I love my Mom, & Dad. f a v o r i t e s TV SHOW: I have wayyyy toooo many to list. MAGAZINE: Any gossip rag. THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Hit the Old Navy Dollar Sandle sale, hang out with Charlee. h a v e - y o u BROKEN THE LAW

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. 1.) I am not afraid of snakes 2.) I hate to cook 3.) Was an animal control Officer for six yrs 4.) I am scared to death of Lightening 5.) Never been arrested but spent a lot of time at the police station lol 6.) I have a zoo full of animals 7.) what U see is what U get 8.) Don't ask if U cant handle the answer 9.) I am a grandmother 10.) Last but not least, I cherish my friends, even though they dont get to talk to me every day, they still know we are friends...... Now it's ur turn: Desperado Fisherman Bill Steve keith john Gandolf

End Of An Era
Yesterday i quit Unholy,Im not gonna get into why and contrary to popular belief it was not becouse of someone else!! Like i said not gonna get into why...it was a tough decision and one i could not make right then n there since i had been with them for sooo long.I know im mad now but i will miss them they were my family or so i thought...when it came down to it i guess i was jus a number. I remember the days of Explisit ...good times and the first opening of Unholy i was excited and we had many good times and alota fun and i owe them for gettin me to dj ...i love it now, at first i was reluctant but now its great.i wish them the best of luck with their lounge, there\'s alota great ppl in there that go there and chill. Like i said i may b mad now but i know i will miss em even though it didnt work out with us. You guys rock the airwaves and i will miss it. TC guys and keep rockin m/ SDMF Forever m/

My Beloved
There you are my beloved one, Can you hear me my dearest Can you understand my coveted Will you understand my reason Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I play my games to protect you From the world and myself I cannot truly love you No matter how much I care I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I would try to keep you Never would I sleep Forever I would hide you From yourself and the world Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care It pains me to love you Knowing I’ll never be able to care It haunts me to see you so Blissfully ignorant and unaware Upon sacred lines I let you tread Too close I let you approach This distance I must keep you This weight I must bare I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know

Do Not A Bid On This Person
Billy the Kid is owned by GoldenGirl@ fubar CAUSE HE WON'T DO ANY RATES ON YOUR PAGE AND HE WILL IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU PAY OUT 100K OR MORE HE DOESN'T EARN THEM AT ALL HE ONLY RATES TWO STASH AND MAYBE 10 PICTURES OF YOURS, SO DO NOT PUT A BID ON HIM HE IS JUST OUT TO GET FU-BUCKS FOR NOTHING!!!

Fu Spouses
I have noticed since I have been on this site that some people have RL Spouses, which I assume means Real Life Spouses and some people have FU Spouses which I assume to be pretend spouses just for in here. How does the FU Spouse thing work? Do you just ask someone to be your FU Spouse or is it usually a situation where you know the person pretty well first? Just curious. And just for the fun of it, any females on here can leave a message indicating whether or not you would be willing to be my FU-wife. LOL.

Going Back Home
OK...I know I said this to some people..."I will never move back to TN because I love TX." But, due to some unforseen "things" I am....And actually looking forward to it! I am gonna miss all my friends that I have made here in TX!!!! Gonna miss one more than the others, and he knows who he is, but this is something I have to do. I need to get my life back in order...I thought I could do it on my own here, but I've learned that I need to be closer to my family right now at this time in my life....So, on that note, good bye TX...I love y'all!!!! ; Hello TN....I'm baaaack......

My Life As Of 7-7-08
Things in my life arent going as good as I would hope they'd be.I'm going through some tuff times right now and it sucks hard.I have been seperated from my wife since April 9th of this year and she has said she wants a divorce,and the last time we talked on May 19th our conversation didnt end well.I really thought I had the women of my dreams and would NEVER have to worry about being alone ever again but here I am alone again and its REALLY hard on me.I dont have many TRUE friends right now which doesnt make life any easier on me .I really wish god would let me know what he has in store for me and whats my plan supose to be cause I am REALLY sick and tired of starting over in life and sick of all the bullshit.I'm not getting any younger and I really dont know what to do with my self .I am always fighting the erge to just bite the bullet and say the hell with it,the pain is NOT worth it .But I keep hoping that some day things will get better and I keep telling myself God has a plan for

Lovable Lil One Just Got Her Halo
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Nott Blowing Anyone Off
I just wanted to let everyone know, I am not ignoring you!!! My computer hard drive has recently crashed and until I get it re-configured I am basically computerless. I can see somethings on my phone...but not alot...so sorry!!!!! Take care.....Hope to talk to you soon!!!

A Raise
Penis request for raise: I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after a brief work period. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always wear

Killerbeez
KillerBeez@ fubar Comment left on photo - you look hot here, but you'd look even hotter in bed with my wife. KillerBeeZ: not anymore ->KillerBeeZ: does it matter? KillerBeeZ: you think I'm an ass don't you? KillerBeeZ: ok I was just joking ->KillerBeeZ: please don't leave me photocomments like that .· KillerBeeZ re-rated your photo a '1' from a '10'! · KillerBeeZ rated your photo a '1'! · KillerBeeZ re-rated your photo a '1' from a '10'! · KillerBeeZ re-rated your photo a '1' from a '10'! · KillerBeeZ re-rated you a '1' from a '10'!

R U A Bitch Or Just A Thief
If you were hurt by a person and that was person was trying to make amends. If you had no intensions of reconciling with that person would take anything from then? if so what does that make you?

Re-elect Nobody!
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention & regardless of your Party Affiliation 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and ind

Don't Say Goodbye
Sometimes it hurts too much to say goodbye to someone you love.... when I hear this song.... It breaks my heart every time.... Don't Say Goodbye by Skillet Things are changing It seems strange and I need to figure this out You've got your life I got mine But you're all I cared about Yesterday we were laughing Today I'm left here asking Where has all the time gone now I'm left alone somehow Growing up and getting older I don't want to believe it's over Chorus: Don't say goodbye Cause I don't wanna hear those words tonight Cause maybe it's not the end for you and I And although we knew This time would come for me and you Don't say anything tonight If you're gonna say goodbye Do you remember In December How we swore we'd never change Even though you're leaving That our feelings Would always stay the same I wish we could be laughing Instead I'm standing here asking Do we have to end this now Can we make it last someho

Rockfest 2008---this Weekend
ROCK FEST HAS MOVED TO A NEW VENUE Due to problems with the venue, RockFest has moved to Hurricanes Sports Bars Grill located 9234 Highway 87 S. Miltom Fl. (850)-623-6223 All the same sites and sounds. On 8 acres!! Info on Rockfest 2008 On July 25-27th, 2008, artists from the local Florida scene and the southern United States will converge for three days of family fun and music. Friday July 25th will be local Florida band day with the band Black Smithz from Atlanta, Georgia as the headliner on the main stage. Saturday July 26th is "Rock Day" with some of the best rock bands the South has to offer. With names like Falls From Grace from Biloxi, Mississippi and Flirting with First from Georgia, it will also feature national acts such as Stereoside and Uncrowned, along with Joan Red and One Less Reason. These artists will be performing their best music for the fans at Rock Fest! Rock Fest is proud to bring back to Florida the Platinum recording arti

Going Postal
Which phrase is annoying enough to make you go postal? A. Hot/cold enough for ya? B. You workin' hard or hardly workin'? C. You da MAN! D. It's all a part of this complete breakfast! E. I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. F. Show me da oobies! G. Created by women gynecologists. H. Are we having fun yet?? I. Can I see Your NSFW's? J. Did It Hurt? K. Like or Whatever L. Are You In Yet? M. We're Not In Kansas Anymore... N. Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle! O. "It's like ______________ on drugs!" (Or "crack" or "acid" etc.) P. It's All Good. Q. Back In the Day... R. What is that an extra belly button S. LOL T. Having Said That... U. Umm... V. Get This W. With all due Respect... X. Show Me The Money Y. Where's The BEEF? Z. Yeah Totally Well thats just some of them... Have Fun With it!

Someday
Someday everything will go my way. Someday things will all be ok. Someday I wont need to blog. Someday someone will love me hard and strong. Someday I wont have to hold it all together. Someday someone will come along and make it all better. Someday I wont struggle to survive. Someday Ill have someone by my side. Someday wasn't here today. Someday tomorrow will be my lucky day. Someday things just wont be so hard. Someday Ill have someone that noone can tear us apart. Someday will be one day and one day wont be too far. Someday Ill reach my destination as someone steals my heart. I hope someday comes for all of you out there, somehow someway we all deserve a Someday! A poem I have written in hopes that we all have it better....someday.

'send Extra Sauce'.
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife watched as her husband read the card, turn ed white and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thre

Sadness Brings
In the heat of a long hot summer day The beast of hate and sadness begins to play Friend by friend he will destoy and kill Nothing can stop his cruel hateful will He can not stop till all he holds dear is gone There he stands alone waiting for the song The one who sings the song of is not there Now there is a coldness he can not bear In the heat of a long hot summer day Everything once loved and dear has decayed

A Letter To The Cavity Of Life.
Dear Mr. Blue Funk, You are creating an obstacle of unrealism and destruction. Not only harming my family but myself. Lies, not white but dark, almost black. Some days my fingernails ache with pain that you mark me, like a red stain on a white dress, everyone sees and knows. You circle around me like merry- go-round, mocking me. I try to lose you, ignore you, but you stalk my mind. I confront you, petrified terrified. Living through scars, I remember only being hopeless. Deidre Grotbo

I Love My Job! Lmao
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite coo

La De Da
Surgeon- I am healing well. No problems to speak of... clarified what they told mom after my operation. I had FIFTY stones in my gallbladder. No wonder I was in so much fucking pain. (and St. John's said nothing else was wrong with me.. wtf.) Lawyer- I am happy. 'Nuff said right now. Joe- Wants me to move in with him if/when they get a new place. I wish I could.

Sunyskyz & Her Kitty Cat Up 4 Auction (closed)
Get Wild Up in Here! This auction is CLOSE I have a new owner "Starry" with the winning bid of 500k (-: I'm in another auction but this one is different I'm in with my kitty cat Jaimen so come on by and check us both out and see what we got to offer you for a month. I forgot the most important thing! The one with the most rates will win this below! 200 rates and over gets 20 bling credit 100 to 200 gets a 5 bling credit and less than 100 gets a 1 bling credit some come and rate us like crazy! Bad

Kittified By Misfit
I realized today that I wasn't being a good kitteh. This chicky will have you meowing in minutes.She's teh best lion tamer ever!Stop by her page, rate her, drop her drink, and thank her for being teh awesome. misfit@ fubar Go show her some love!Go, now, go!

Nsfw
I do not understand.. and I know this is a subject that every person on this sight will debate or has debated since the beginning of this site. I thought that when I joined this site. I was joining an adult site. there are pictures out there that I find real offensive. but See I am an adult and I know that some one else might like it. and find it funny.. That is why we are individuals. Some of the poses that people do. I have been in upper management.. I know what sexual harrassment is. Even some of the Cartoons can be offensive to some people. give me a break. If you do not want to see something. there is a little thing called CLICK OFF OF IT...MOVE ON.. and think to yourself.. before you report it because you did not like... is there something on my PERFECT site what someone might not like..

'angel On A Mission'
'Angel on a Mission' Angel feathers found in your bed, Their protecting you from overhead. They drop their feathers throughout the night, As they bless your dreams with their wings in flight. Some white, some black feathers you'll see, But making no difference in you or me. Their mission the same, from Heaven above, To bring God's children, all of His love. Unfolding their wings, brushing away all life's harms, Enfolding and rocking you safe in winged arms. So to bed you must go, so the Angels can be, All that God made them, for you and for me. BlueWolf 51 © 8/2008

Something To Think About!!!!
Did Adam and Eve have navels? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? How can there be self-help groups? If you take a shower, where do you put it? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly? If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Is it possible to be totally partial? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force? Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually? Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahea

A Delicious Pimp My Cherry Drink
Pimp my Cherry -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qty. Ingredients 5 oz. Vodka or Gin 2 oz. Chocolate Syrup 2 big dash Maraschino Cherry Syrup or Hershey's cherry syrup 1 sprinkle Cinnamon (optional) 1 whole Maraschino Cherry Glass type: Highball Directions: Add half Chocolate syrup in highball glass , swirl around glass then add cherry syrup. Pour liquor taking care not to overly disturb syrup. Add the rest of chocolate syrup, drop in the cherry and sprinkle with cinnamon if desired. Source: Amit Kumar Had Bar Tender Make A Lot tonight BF brought a round for everyone! I told everyone about this web site while I was standing on the bar!

Aug 10-2008
I have no interest in self-preservation, emptiness is like an old friend. I have no motive or any inclination, of doing anything for any one again. I've been the patsy, I've been the fool, I've been the scapegoat, now all of that is through. Don't want to sit and wonder when the end is near, don't want to know where I'll be in 20 years. Because I bite the hand that feeds. Easy to call me selfish, after years of nurtured apprehension. I have no shame I take the blame, no more subordination. I gave up my self-esteem for a false security, and foolishly I chased that dream, that had to be force fed to me. I play no part in hope that dwindles, reality is such a change of pace. I see things now for what they are, and reality is such a different place. Nostalgia such a waist of time, so much life left to live. I can't dwell on yesterday, I gotta take as much as I give.

Awesome Friends
I just wanna say thank you to a few of my friends tonite.. who have helped me in the last 2 days. This is taking forever to level but with there help I am slowly getting there. This guy.. he has been awesome to me. He has just within the last day rated all my stash and pics. Plus has been there to talk to. LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar This girl.. I have been rating..and shes rated me to...but has also blinged me tonight..which any bling helps! Thank you kiki ~ KiKiSparkles ~@ fubar This girl , I have been rating last 2 weeks for her raffle..but she has always rated me back some..and today we both traded all our 11s . This helps a bunch.. Thank you spazzy spazzy69@ fubar This girl always has time to rate everyone..shes amazing! ~Babygirl~ Shaggy's Wifey ~Club United Member~@ fubar and last but not least..would like to say thank you to bob! For all the love and blings you have sent. bob@ fubar There has been few others ..but these people

So You Want You Song On Battle Of The New Rock?? Check This Out!!
So You Want Your Song on Do You? Heres the Details: 1) It Must be a New Rock Song (DUH) 2) You Must Be Able To Participate in the Voteing Either Tuesday or Thursday When The Battle Is Held. 3) If Your Song Is Victorious, Not Only Will I Promote The Song As The New Champion, I Will Promote You as Well. Send Your Entries To My Fu-Mail and I Will Randomly Pick a Contestant to Go up against the Current Champion!

Tony's Bully
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Stars Of Song, Sport To Top Olympic Closing Show
A Spanish tenor, a British soccer star and a throng of kung-fu fighters are among the scheduled closing-ceremony attractions Sunday night as China concludes its first Olympics and hands over the role of Summer Games to London. Its creators have promised a more lighthearted show than the opening ceremony Aug. 8, which focused heavily on Chinese history. Highlights for the closing include a duet by tenor Placido Domingo and Chinese soprano Song Zuying, as well as a display by several hundred kung fu practitioners from a martial arts school. “It’s going to be very different from the opening ceremony, which was burdened with heavy responsibility to show Chinese culture to the world,” one of the directors, Miao Pei, told China’s Southern Metropolis News. London, host of the 2012 Olympics, will take over part way through the ceremony for an eight-minute show that will feature a red double-decker London bus driving into the stadium and converting into a stage. Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimm

Famiglia Leale Grand Opening!!!
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Thank U
how 'bout getting off of these antibiotics how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots how 'bout that ever elusive kudo thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout how good it feels to finally forgive you how 'bout grieving it all one at a time thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence the moment I let go of it was the moment I got more than I could handle the moment I jumped off of it was the moment I touched down how 'bout no longer being masochistic how 'bout remembering your divinity how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out how 'bout not equating death with stopping thank you India thank you Providence than

Just Like Heaven
show me how u do that trick the 1 that makes me scream she said the 1 that makes me laugh she said threw her arms around my neck show me how u do it & i promise u i promise that i'll run away wit u i'll run away wit u

Hey Everybody
I don't know why but everytime i log onto fubar it lags and then i get knocked out of the site.....I guess my mother's computer doesn't have enough memory or something... I also wanted to say thank you to the shadow levelers for the welcome into the group.... My 15 yr old has been very sick as well as computer problems with fubar....please pray for him ....he had some tests done and we get the results when he sees the dr on the 10th because they won't tell me the results until then (he's a butthole anyway)...Please bear with me on not rating and stuff....

Soviet Course Pt 2
accused was not allowed to have a lawyer, and carry out execution within 48 hours. This is a shock to much of educated society. ¡§Stolypin necktie¡¨: at least a 1000 people were killed through such action. Hangmans noose becomes affiliated with him. Consequences of 1905: completely changed Russia politics, duma wasn¡¦t the lively response that many wanted, but gave a forum to those that opposed autocracy. The manifesto by granting rights, really changed the Russian self perception, citizen with some rights. The political system start to adapt a bit to tremendous social and economic changes. The revolutions also change the relationship with intelligentsia and the peasants. For the first time the males can reasonably take a stand on issues of the day. Important transformation to an education in politics. The result was that it showed the difference in opinion that Russians held. Prejudices and dreams. As differences of estate were less important, classes become very important. Brea

Melanoma
Hello Everyone My 13 year old niece Jessica has been newly diagnosed with melanoma (cancer). I know she would appreciate you all keeping her in your prayers and thoughts. Let's all hope and pray that they find a cure for Cancer. Thank you all Slick

Hard 2 Handle's Most Excellent Pimpout For The Sexxy Ones
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Most Tempting P.h.a.t.t.y Of The Week
P.h.a.t.t.y's Most Tempting members of the Week!!! Every week there will be two featured members. These members will be chosen at random, and should be shown love all week. Go and rate there profile, pics, stash, etc.. Remember lets show them some Phatty Love!! VODKAGURL (slave to: Harleyrider70, Southern Outlaw, Mr.7 million)-t&l lvler,spanker@ fubar ~djsexytiger _td ~owner of the fantasy ~69 ~ Emmit Meeks Fubar husband@ fubar

Update On Me 9.11.08
For those of you who know me and have been wondering how I was doing....With-in 2 weeks of me being back home I have found a job, got my car back up and running, got me a new cell phone number and am on the fast track to getting my own place...Woo Hoo...Go ME!!!! Now...as far as the guys go...i have not really been looking too hard...made some new friends...better than the ones I had when I left here in early 2006...Did a lot of growing up and finding myself down in TX....

101 Ways To Annoy People
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist o

Rules Of The South - Learn 'em!
THE RULES OF THE SOUTH ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get the damn thing out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want

The Man Rules Finally
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good. ) We always hear " the! rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1.. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Im Bad
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

Mabon Incense
Mabon Incense Recipe Mabon is the time of the autumnal equinox and coming up soon (September 22nd, 2008). Here is a great incense recipe to celebrate this time of year: Mabon Incense 2 parts Frankincense 1 part Sandalwood 1 part Cypress 1 part Juniper 1 part Pine 1/2 part Oakmoss (or a few drops Oakmoss bouquet) 1 pinch pulverized Oak leaf Burn during Autumnal Equinox, September 22nd, 2008, or around that time to attune with the change of the seasons. (This 'Mabon Incense' recipe is from "The Complete Book of Incense, Oils & Brews" by Scott Cunningham, Llewellyn Publications, 1989)

Lsu Tiger Football
ONCE AGAIN THE LSU TIGERS ARE ON TOP OF THEIR CONFERENCE AND SHOULD BE #1 IN THE COUNTRY,I MEAN,THEY ARE THE DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!WELL,A LACK OF RESPECT FOR LSU WILL BE A PRIME MOTIVATOR IN US RUNNING THE TABLE AND THEN BEATING WHOEVER SHOWS UP AGAINST US IN THIS YEARS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.USC,OKLAHOMA,TEXAS,WHOTHEFUCKEVER!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BE REPEAT CHAMPIONS AND IF YOU ARE NOT AN LSU FAN,OH WELL,GET USE TO THE PURPLE AND GOLD RULING COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!DID YOU SEE HOW WF CAME BACK AND WON AT AUBURN LAST NIGHT?OUR QB LEE CAME OF AGE IN THE SECOND HALF AND IF HE CAN PLAY LIKE THAT EVERY GAME,OOPS,WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!!.......WELL,NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR US THIS YEAR,WE ACTUALLY VERY NEARLY SUCK,BUT IT'S JUST A NEW QB AND LOSING OUR DEFENSIVE CORDINATOR THIS YEAR,SO NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER...I HOPE!!GO LSU,I STILL LOVE YOU!!

To The One Who Made Me Who I Am Today
I wish I could tell you How much you changed my life How much you pulled me through How much you made me who I am I wish I could tell you I love you Just one more time I wish you were here So I could run to you Like I always did When I was scared I wish I could hear you say It's ok, it will get better I wish I could hear your voice Just one more time I wish I could show you How you taught me right from wrong Even if I didn't want to listen How you taught me family comes first Before anything else They will always be number one Not number two You were my rock No matter what I was going through You were always there to make it better Even if I didn't think you did I look back on all the years I would choose to fight with you Instead of seeing that you would give up everything for me I was your little girl and would always be your little girl I wish just one more time I could have that feeling Just one more time

I Am Here
I Am Here When you smile I'll be there. When you laugh I'll be there. When you have had too many drinks I'll be there. When you need to lean on someone I'll be there. When your world has turned black I'll be there. When you can't see the light I'll be there. When you are scared and alone I'll be there. When you need a friend I AM HERE.

Life's Not Fair
It's time to allow emotional wounds to heal, to let go of excuses and stop feeling sorry for yourself. It's time to get rid the victim mentality. No body ever promised us that life would be fair. Frankly it can suck at times and incredibly difficult just to make it through the day. Quit comparing your life to someone else's, and quit dwelling on what could of been, should of been, or might have been. How do you really know what is going on in that other person's life or in there thoughts. Life is difficult for everyone, and that my friends is a fact! Quit asking questions such as, "Why this?" or Why that?" or "Why me?" Don't even ask. With so many questions we have there simply are no answers to! We all live in a society that loves to make excuses, one that is heard over and over again is "It's not my fault." The truth is, if we are bitter and angry, it's because we are allowing ourselves to remain that way. We've all had bad things happen to us throughout our lives. If you look ha

Nicety Auction Come Own Me! Closed
Come check it out you won't regret it! Lets see who can spoil this sweet, sexy, awesome brat. Come and spank me with all kinds of love! Oh yea while you are there don't forget to spank PebbleinAZ hard! SHE IS DEFINITELY GOOD FOR IT!!!!! Here is my entry pic and what I'm offering :) Come and show me some love and make a bid on me and own yourself a sweet, sexy, awesome brat. Auction Brought To By The Lovely & Sexy: PebblesinAZ...Owned by some HOT Bishes...SazzyGal & VodkaGurl

But I'm Just An Ambulance Driver!!!
Standing in chest deep water,freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. Holding her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER comforting a 89 year old woman who just watch me and my partner cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER on scene at an mva with mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her without a second thought for my own safety i crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers,no porch light on,nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk away from the verbal lashing only becau

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Suicidal Confessions
[This poem totally contradicts itself.. like 4 times..] I do not feel. I have no pain. There is nothing to lose, and nothing to gain. So cut out my heart with that razor blade. Throw in some salt. Go straight ahead Even bring my damn life to a halt! It won't burn. It won't sting. Hell, it won't even make my ears ring. One life here. One life gone. Have no fear, you're not wrong. I want to go, I want to be. Let my soul fly, let it free. Go ahead and stab me here. Burn me there. Do what you wish, It's not like I fucking care. Kiss me. Kill me. Abuse me. Thrill me. Have fun. I'll play your game. If you enjoy it, you'll have no shame. Suck the blood. Lick the face. I double dog dare you! Make my heart race. But wait.. There's something else.. All I really long for.. is someone's embrace.

Happy Birthday Rachy Pooh!!
ITS MY RACHEY POOHS BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL!! XOXO GO SHOW HER SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!! FAN RATE COMMENT BLING BLING BLING!!! I BETCHA SHE WILL RETURN THE LOVE!! DEVIL'S ANGEL....PHANTOM'S QUEEN STALKER@ fubar I LOVE YOU RACH!! MAUHZZZZZ!! YOURS TRUELY, XOXO (¯`·._) Trishalicious (¯`·._)......Owner of Super Tony!@ fubar

A Love Story
Never Imagined When I look into your eyes I see forever Your voice on the other end a choir of angels Something so special and strong a sliver Of hope within my heart just didn’t exist You’ve taken my world by storm resurrecting A passion for life and love I buried for good Or so I thought but I stand now confessing I am weak but you make me strong I am empty but you fill me with happiness And a purpose like no other that came before This fire you’ve started has left my mind a mess Can’t concentrate on the task at hand Sleep has become nothing more than another Word it’s meaning has faded food is no longer Desired cause your not beside me I’d rather Walk a million just to collapse upon your door Then face the night alone your touch haunts me Like the ghost of Christmas to come so close But still so far away I strain against these chains to be Released from this prison I once willingly accepted Fantasizing about the taste of your kiss the intoxicating Sent of your

Your Clay
You have this potential to be esquisite Said he How so? said she cocking here head slightly to one side half smile left eye slightly narrowed rendering her face curious He said as yet you are clay anticipating the scupltor's vision the canvas blank with anticipation of the painter's dream You are art to be Said he Oh? said she The line of her mouth in half smile now drawing in upon itself to reveal introspection He watched Her face moved liquid with thought He watched As she came to understand the desire of the waiting clay and blank canvas She came to acceptance face now languid and smoldering and she said "I am ready" And she became willingness

Something About This Song...kanye West - Love Lockdown
I’m not loving you Way I wanted to What I had to do Had to run from you I’m in love with you But the vibe is wrong And that haunted me all the way home So you never know Never, never know Never know enough Til it’s over love Til we lose control System overload Screamin no no no no no I’m not lovin you Way I wanted to See I want to move But can’t escape from you So I keep it low Keep a secret code So everybody else don’t have to know So keep your love locked down Your love locked down Keepin’ your love locked down Your love locked down Now keep your love locked down Your love locked down Now keep your love locked down You lose I’m not lovin’ you Way I wanted to I can’t keep my cool So I keep it true I got something to lose So I gotta move I can’t keep myself And still keep you too So I keep in mind When I’m on my own Somewhere far from home In the danger zone How many times did

What Kind Of Panties?
You Are Basic Panties You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty. You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy. Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it. And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?

Fear
Our lives are dictated by fear. How much of it is justified? Fear of being homeless, or hungry, impoverished, or hit by a truck if I walk in front of it - these are fundamentally rooted in fear of physical suffering, pain, even death. But what about socially? How much of our decision-making is based on fear of social persecution? Scared of what someone might say if we speak how we feel in everyday situations, scared of who would reject us were we to act this way or that? Fear of alienation from the fellow humans we long to be accepted by? And aside from cultural norms that involve our selves being reflected back to us by others, an introspective fear? Scared of venturing from a psychological or emotional place of comfort and security to explore what lies beneath? Do we fear knowing and dealing with our selves? And if so, why? Is it because we cling to a self-image that is so attached to Ego, so loaded with emotional mental, and practical investment, that we cannot bear

Drama
Okay I don't understand drama queens. I mean I understand why they do what they do, but why do it to so called family. I never did anything wrong to her. Her brother and I were the ones who dated not me and her, but yet she still feels the need to talk bad about me to other people; and not just random people. MY kids' dad. Grrr. Then he calls to jump me for saying something I did not. Instead of being a man and just calling to ask, no he yelled.

Rolla Newspaper Article On Fri Night's Game
Bulldog gridders drop district opener at Lebanon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Dave Roberts The Rolla Daily News Sat Oct 18, 2008, 12:04 AM CDT -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Story Tools: Email This | Print This Lebanon, Mo. - Missouri Class 5 District 6 competition got off to a rough start for the Rolla High School football team on Friday night, as the Bulldogs were beaten by the Lebanon Yellow Jackets 33-20. Rolla falls to 6-2 overall and 5-2 in Ozark Conference play. Lebanon improves to 5-3 and 5-2. It was the final conference game for both teams. A victory would have given the Bulldogs a share of the Ozark Conference title. In the other Class 5 District 6 game on Friday Camdenton defeated Waynesville 28-10. That gives both Lebanon and Camdenton 1-0 district marks and plus-13 district points. Rolla and Waynesville are 0-1 with minus-13 district points.

Yup, Hosting Another Auction
It will be a fall themed auction... It will open this friday October 24th so I will need your 10k entry fee, your picture & your list of offers by Thursday the 23rd. It will last 2 weeks... SELF PROMOTION IS A MUST! If u want good bids, plz make ur offers good... PLEASE SEND SFW PICTURES ONLY! Heres what the pictures will look like Thanks

The Recumbent Vernon
THE RECUMBENT VERNON There’s a cockfight out in Coram The rooster crowed at dawn But yet – The recumbent Vernon slumbered on \ There’s an orgy down in Oakdale The neighbors say “It’s wrong!” Meanwhile – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on There’s a wino off in Wyandanch Pissing on a lawn And yet – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on Here’s a lynching out in Speonk His neck’s about THAT long Meanwhile The recumbent Vernon slumbers on There’s a catfight there in Copiague And one girl’s bra is gone Even so – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on There’s a rumble down in Yaphank They’re shedding blood til dawn And yet – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on There’s a pit bull out in Patchogue Snarling out a song Meanwhile – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on There’s a hooker there in Halesite Inhaling from a bong But still – The recumbent Vernon slumbers on Amid the mayhem and confusion Love and tenderness are gone There’s only one thing to rely on – Th

Fall Snabbel
Good day my friends Chef is preparing today preperation for the Fall Snabbel tomorow for close friends the menu will be shortly online in the blog photo's from the prep will be taken and will be set online in the weekend or the next few day's after that. hope to hear from you soon Traveling Chef

Meatloaf
2 lbs of hambuger, 2 or 3 eggs, 1 sleeve of crackers, ketchup and sweet babyray honey bbq sauce... mix all together good ,then cook for 2 hours on 300 to 350 and while cooking put a good squeeze of both ketchup and sweet baby rays on the top makes enough food for 4to 5 people

Avalon
Look within to find the Fire. Look within to find the Grove. Find that Secret Sacred Space Where you can live in love. The trees are gently swaying, Leaves whispering of Home – The place where you can linger And never want to roam. The Balefire in the centre With sparking crackling flame Also sends the message That now nothing is the same. A horn-crowned figure beckons you To willingly draw near He holds the Cup of Wisdom; He holds an end to fear. Beside Him stands a Lady Crowned with ivy on Her brow She offers peace and happiness To all who take Her Vow. It doesn’t take much Magick, Not a pinch of Faery Dust Just believe that what is offered Is done with Perfect Trust. If you dwell within this Grove There is so much to gain. But nothing that’s worth having Is garnered without pain. Take the risk and drain the Cup To dregs all bittersweet, Refreshed, renewed return to life, Your Journey now complete by Momma White Cougar

Ok Who's Had This Happen To Them
You have someone that you really like decide that he wants to dump you for someone else then when they are done with that person they decide to call you up after they told people stuff about your personal life together and everything the still want to call you up and act like nothing has happened and wants you to forget it and go partying with him.... I'm so tired of guys using me that I just want to scream leave me the hell alone at every guy that walks by even though they didn't do anything to me and i hate that I am that way but between cheaters, beaters, and users what is a girl suppose to do... Is there any decent men out there that doesn't think a girl is a arm piece and sex toy and that is it.... If there is please come my waycause i would like to meet you and shake your hand and tell you that you are a gem and you are a treasure to be cherished.......

Submissive Etiquette
Submissive Etiquette The Six Basic Skills of True Submission You are to review these six basic skills closely and strive to put them into practice as best as you are able. These form the bedrock of your submissive experience. 1. Honesty: Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust, true D/s cannot exist. You must pledge yourself to be purely honest with me in every conceivable way, as I must pledge the same to you. If you have questions about what I expect of you, be honest and speak up. There is nothing wrong with asking questions respectfully, and is much preferable to remaining ignorant. If you are asked to do something which you somehow are just plain unable to do, it is vitally important that you tell me, as opposed to lying to me. 2. Submissiveness: You are here to learn to submit. You have petitioned me to accept power over you, and I have accepted. You are to be polite, compliant, and to show me the respect I have earned. You are to strive daily to ma

When I Was A Child
When I was a child Strawberry Ice cream Was made with a pound Of sugar and real Strawberries When I was a child The clothes hung On a line outside to dry And smelled of mom’s Twenty-mule team When I was a child Strength of Character was One can of spinach Away When I was a child My hero was A masked man Who carried guns and Had an indigent Indian as a friend When I was a child Sexual awakenings Were defined by A magazine centerfold And a right hand When I was a child Women were to Be bare foot, Pregnant and unhappy Now that I am a man I struggle to cast Off my childish ways But strawberry Ice Cream Still is my favorite

Mia The Inked Slut Needs Yur Help! Made By Herworld!
Mia "the inked slut" is asking for your help in a Halloween contest! help out all you can show this Inked Slut some bombing love! MIA The Inked Slut is offering 10k for 100 fubucks and Mz. Just Me just announced if you leave MIA 300-500 comments she will give you a bling! please show her some love too ~*~ Mz. Just Me ~*~ DamienDarke's Sexy Lil HellCat ~*~ So That's 10 K For 100 Comments and 1 Bling for 300-500 Comments. Message MIA /Mz Just Me and let them know how many you left!

Wondering
As I sit thinking of and waiting for you Goes thru my mind, the last few months, Ive been thru. Your love for me I do not doubt Tho thru hell i went, you without My mind it wonders everyday How you could leave me to wait this way I have nothing but love and hope But on my own everyday I cope How much longer are you gonna leave me there With hope of you lingering in the air. My mind is strong my heart is pure My hope is dieing with you the cure YOu said you never wanted to make me cry Then I hear "Im still not coming I love you, Goodbye" I love you and my patience is not yet gone Tho I wonder how long you will have this go on

Honestly
Honestly, I believe in you. Do you trust in me. Patiently, I will stand by you. I will stand beside you faithfully. And through the years. I will be a friend. For always and forever. Call on me, and I'll be there for you. I'm a friend who always will be true. And I love you - cant you see. That I can say, I love you - Honestly. Call on me, and I'll be there for you. I'm a friend who always will be true. And I love you can't you see. That I love you, Honestly. I will never betray your trust in me. And I love you, can't you see. That I can say I love you Honestly. written by PrincessBride

Chocolate Twinkie Cake
CHOCOLATE TWINKIE CAKE 1 chocolate cake mix (not moist variety) 5 tablespoons flour 1-cup milk 1-cup sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 1-teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup shortening 1/2 cup butter Your favorite chocolate frosting Bake cake mix according to package directions in a 9 x 13-inc pan. Cool. Mix flour and milk and cook over low heat until thick. Cool. Place sugar, shortening, butter, salt and vanilla in a bowl and mix. Add cooled flour mixture and beat at high speed until filling is like whipped cream. Cut cooled cake in half lengthwise and top one half with filling. Place other half of cake on top of filling. Frost with chocolate frosting.

My Sister
For all of Ayla's friends and family here on Fubar. Ayla passed away October 22, 2008. I am her sister, Nancy. I was very close to here but with the past couple of years I lived in Virginia some 1000 miles away from her. I know she spent alot of time on here. So, I am writing this so everyone will know of her passing and I hope of her great loving and kidness. I love you sis! I will check Fubar out from time to time. Not too often. I am a mother of 2 and a wife. But, if anyone wants to contact me about Ayla, just do it through here. Thank you all for showing her love in the past. Nancy

Kris Aka Diddy Is Coming Home!!
KRIS aka DIDDY just graduated the U.S. Army Infantry Basic Training! He's been away from Fubar for a few months, and he'll be home in a few days, so let's leave him lots of love to come home to!! Click on his pic to go to his page!! Brought to you by...

Thanks To All That Helped
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. You collected 1,069,880 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers! 245 members leveled up during your happy hour: machomaloney 'Freak' (9) clark311 'Newfu' (1) Unforgettable 'Fu-ling' (2) ☠MEGYESY☠ 'Freak' (9) Susan350 'Fu-ling' (2) Earl 'Fu-Fighter' (5) Firefighter Webb 'Grasshopper' (3) kevdog 'Barfly' (11) FIRENZE 'Newfu' (1) kureiki 'Newfu' (1) itsruss742 'Freak' (9) mikec615 'Grasshopper' (3) Kernal2306 'Barfly' (11) jackthehammer 'Grasshopper' (3) Squeezy69 'Fu-gee' (16) kandykisses0000 'Fu-ling' (2) *TROUBLE* 'Freak' (9) halfman half amazing 'Newfu' (1) dj drac 'Fu-gee' (16) sisterfate 'Grasshopper' (3) ATorturedBeauty 'Assassin' (18) kimie13734 'Fu-ling' (2) mean_gurl 'Fu-Fighter' (5) Nicholas aka Kramer 69 step daddy to Howie 'Godfather' (25) snowbaby

Apple Pie Smoothie
INGREDIENTS * 2 (6 ounce) containers vanilla yogurt * 1/2 cup pumpkin pie filling * 1 banana, broken into chunks * 2 cups apple juice * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 dash ground nutmeg DIRECTIONS 1. Combine the yogurt, pumpkin pie filling, banana, apple juice, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a blender. 2. Blend until smooth, about 1 minute. Pour into glasses and serve.

The Battle Of Verdun - The Greatest Balttle Ever
Phase 1 - The preparations before the Battle The Great War in 1914 and 1915 The Great War, or as we now call it - the First World War, began on 4 August 1914. By the end of that year all movement of the armies had ceased and the war had become an immobile trench war. In 1915 several attempts were made to forcibly achieve a decisive breakthrough. However, these attempts all failed and only lead to terrible losses. Both parties were convinced that 1916 would be the year of their crucial victory. Germany expected to have this at Verdun. The allies tried to realise their victory through a joint operation at the river Somme. Click here to see the map of the Battle of Verdun 1916 The German plan of attack The German commander-in-chief General Erich von Falkenhayn considered England to be Germany’s most important enemy. He believed England would collapse as soon as France, their most important ally, would be defeated. That is why a target had to be found that would be so impor

Battle Of The Sexes: Dj Kasper
Want your chance to own me?? Then come bid on me in the Battle of the Sexes Auction! Click the pic below! Auction ends November 25th, Noon est Don't forget to show the lovely hostess some love!

Men
I hate the way a man will sit there and tell you that they love you and would never do anything to hurt you. While they are telling you that they go behind your back and do thing that they know are wrong. They want you to do things that they will not do themselves (like quit talking to exs). They go and do it behind yours back. The ex is not the one that is making contact and you know that it is him. I am starting to think that I was better off without a man. I Am pretty much doing it all on my own anyways. I pay all the bills, clean the house, take care of my kids, and all he does is play his game if that is not online them he stays on the pc. He brakes his promises and does not lesson to me when I need him too. If an ex needs him he is right there for her. I have also hear that he told her she is the best he ever had so maybe that is where he belongs and not with me. I am done trying to keep him I am over it. I just love him so much and it kills me when I find out how many time he ha

Codemonkey
since no one ever actually looks at person's stash, and because i have a little commentary to go along with it, i'm posting this video here. the company i work for builds automated packaging machinery. i'm the controls engineer, so it's my job to do the electrical systems and write the programs that run the machines. the second half of 2008 has been really good for us - so good, in fact, that we don't have enough people to do all that needs to be done. i've been given two underlings to help me out, one of them being my boss's son. i was ecstatic to have the help building the control panels. there is about a half mile of wire that goes into one of these things. it's a lot of work. because of the way our schedule worked out, my boss decided that it would be a good idea to have his son do the programming for our last project. i should back up at this point and say that i had been working for two years to standardize the programming for these machines. i have pretty much comp

Meth Monster
read this not a chain letter Lee Current mood: anxious meth monster this is not a chain letter i Lee Johnson wrote this i am sending it to all my friends i would like to hear your comments and then please send it to yours and i would like to hear their comments as well here is my blog url http://blog.myspace.com/155074690 how it all started i dont remember when or where but it ends tonight at midnight when they strap me to that chair the story starts one day when i was home smoking weed a good friend stopped by and offered me some speed it was pretty good i was climbing up the walls next thing i knew it had me by the balls started with a little then it got more and more next thing i knew i was passed out on the floor i stuck the needle in and i pushed it all the way how much was in it, it is hard to say i spent all my money sold off all i owned got up off the floor crawled to the phone called every one i knew no one would

Gone In An Instant
Sunday night I lost the best person that could have game into my life. last night at about 8:30 I lost my child, I had a miscarriage. It was by far the most worst thing any expecting mother could ever go thru.This baby was my 1st pregnancy. I was told my senior yr by 2 Dr.s that I was unable to produce eggs, and this was a sign to prove them wrong. I produced an egg, and concieved a child of my own. This does not mean I'm going to give up on trying to have a child. This was just natures way of telling me it was either the wrong time, or the wrong father, or both! DAVID WAYNE or KARMA MARIE~GOD REST IN PEACE AND MOMMY LOVES YOU!!! I'M SORRY

Judge Ladybyrds02's Wedding Chapel Link
THIS IS THE LINK TO THE WEDDING CHAPEL EDDIE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED IN....FRIDAY, NOV. 21@ 9PM EST.... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=59487 HOPE TO SEE ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILUY FROM FUBAR THERE!!!!

When You're Not Here
When you're not here. I lose sight of my self when you're not here. I'm lonely as can be when your not here. I have no one to talk to except myself when you're not here. I can't think or create when you're not here. I'll just never be happy when you're not here. I'm missing my heart when you're not here. I've lost my soul when you're not here. I can never just be when you're not here. I'm useless as can be when you're not here. I miss you so much I want to cry I wish you were here. I need you so much oh how I wish you were here. How I love you so much I wish you were here.

Creation Of A Kitty
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Well I Guess I Have A Strange Mind!
If you can read this, you have a strange mind too Can you raed tihs? Olny 75 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The ph aonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Lyrics
Waiting on friday intro...... (vocals) well mondays almost over and tuesdays always a drag maybe by wednesday ill have good reson to brag thursday maybe ill drink my frears away in hopes that the next day will be the best day because.... (chorus) "Im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im waiting on what friday holds" cuz we can all be friends and sit around and drink our beer and act like fools and have no fear (vocals) well im hoping youll be there cuz i really dont feel like going stag but even if you dont ill still throw a few back and theres always saturday but thats not what i want because.... (chorus) "im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im wating on what friday holds" and all i hope is you are too... outro....

A Soul's Plea
I feel my soul inside, feel it torn in two. Its a mockery unto life itself, not even a shadow of what it could be. I lost the love I should have had. You were there like no others, showing you cared in a subtle manner. When the world didn't care, you had. When I didn't have the power to go on, you shared yours. Strength was never a problem for you, You had strength I've never before seen in a man. I've lost you and can't find you. You live in a different place than me, A place I cant visit when I want. And even if I could, would you even want me to? It's hard not knowing, but I try to work past it. I've tried to think of you as moved on, but I still have hope that you still want me. I tell myself that you're dead, in hopes that I could move on. If only I could forget. Forgetting the past would make it easier, But forgetting the past also means erasing the memories. It's funny, but my favorite memories are the ones where I was mad at you. The enduring love I had f

Happiness
I have been here before but it isn’t the same, He’s genuine, he’s unique it’s hard to explain. Many will profess many things it is true, But this special person is definitely new! He’s been a gentleman through and through since we have met, And I know in my heart this I will continue to get. Respectful and loving it’s hard to believe, To find this gentle man who is caring to me! I dedicate this poem so you know, To a man that my friendship continues to grow. We have not met as yet and may never will, But to meet him would be a fantasy forfilled. So you know, dear new friend I am thinking of you, Can’t wait to hear from you, I miss you I so do. Come back to me dear all safe and sound, To continue the special bond that we found!

My Possibilities
My love as I lay upon my pillow and gaze into the light. I wonder how it will be when we first meet for the first time, Will you still love me and want to keep me close to your heart? I wonder how it will be to hold you in my arms, Will you accept me as I am and tell me that you don’t ever want to part? I wonder how it will be to kiss your soft lips, Will you in return kiss me and tell me how you want a brand new start? I wonder how it feels to touch your silky skin, Will you let me and feel the warmth deep within? I wonder how it will be to caress your beautiful face, Will you gaze into my eyes and tell me that I have filled that empty space? All I want is to see you, embrace you, kiss you and if you let me . . . make love to you at a slow pace.

Boyfriend Appliction Send Reply To My Fu Mail!!!
Name Whats your birthday/age Height Hair color Eye color Piercings/Tats If no, do you want any? Do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you do drugs? What would you say is your best quality? Whose your favorite band? What kind of music do you like? Do you like kids/want any of your own? How do you feel about marriage? Where do you work? Do you go to school? Do you live at home/on your own? Do you prefer cats or dogs? What do you like to do in your free time? What do you think is my best quality? Are you Spontaneous? Are you afriad of commitment? Are you romantic and treat girls the way they deserve? Would you make me feel like im the only girl you want to be with? What would our first date consist of? Whats the sweetest thing you've done for a girl? What movies/TV shows do you like? Do you like your family/family oriented? Have you ever cheated? Why did your last relationship fail? Do you like to dance

Wanna Hear About The Best Day Ever.
Let's start with I was happy in Tennessee and should of stayed. Well I had rode home with my mom dad and grandpa. Everything was good till my grandpa left. Let's see my parents threw away all my clothes and makeup and etc.. Wow like I really felt like a bum. Ok well I really missed my dog and no one said anything about him so I was really hoping to see him. But oh wait he got put down. And that's been my best day ever really.

Check Outmy Sexy Fu Owners
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is dj foxy , the second is sexy b snatch the gonad slayer and the third is nitemares wife Playmate @ Forbidden INC .The fourth is Kerigirl4u Playmate @ Forbidden Inc. The newest one is M¥§†®ê§§ . make sure you show all of them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†LÈ§§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar ☠ SEXY B~ SNATCH THE GONAD SLAYER ☠~PROTECTED N FU OWNED by MY LOVER jit73 Enforcer@DDR@ fubar NitemaresWife/Playmate@Forbidden INC.@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar M¥§†®ê§§ ~ Må®®ïêÐ ² §ñåkêMåñ ~ Fu-Owned by MyBrat@ fubar

Helping A Friend Level
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND YOUR HELP!! I want to give a special Thank You to all of my friends who helped me Godmother tonight. This is a special thank you for all of my friends who are on my page faithfully every single day; rating, leaving me daily comments and keeping me shitfaced even when I’m not online, and also for the ones who were here to help me level tonight! In no special order are the people I most want and need to thank. I apologize in advance if I’ve missed anyone. Please PM me and I will happily add you to this bulletin. ~♥Windy♥~Member of Stiletto Girls~ ~*MÈ†äL §äÑÐý *~[Real Life]partner of ~*K¡ŋÐ®έÐ_§p¡®¡†™*~ Member of Rating Revolution DJ TOMICIDE~*~AngelHuggz's stalker & personal bootyguard of Bernsters & Jasmine~* Mini~Mike™ ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One † Ma3 Ma3 † lov3s ghOst r1d3r_k1ng * Sar

Seekin 2 Meeting N Intro Ppl
Hello There Early 30's M Female here in oklahoma Work alot; Spend time w/ Family n Friends. But does't prevent us for a lil fun =) we get out or chill out fri-sun shoot lol Up for everythin and anythin w the approval of all parties in volved lmao. Talkin about bowlin he he campin,bars,cars,and what ever! So Holler C'ville/Tulsa area only please

A Poem About Friends
I was having a bad night until a friend or two stepped in to help me. Thanks...this is for you. Good Friends I have had my bad days And my fair share of trouble has come But at these troubled times I'm glad for good friends Things changed so quickly From loved one minute to hated the next From wanting me to wishing I'd die But good friends never change Somebody I trusted with my heart Turned on me and beat it to a pulp But just when I thought I could take no more You've made me smile at a time I needed most It took 2 words to break my heart And it may take 3 years to totally heal it But with just 5 minutes of caring A good friend got me closer to fully healed It's times like these when I turn to you And it's times like this you come through So for good friends, old and new For them, I say, "Thank You." Jeremy S. Moses December 14, 2008 1:50am

First Blog
Just thought I would get my blogs started and see how it goes. I am really nervous about trying a music ministry full time when I get out of the army, but am told I should not give up on the dream. If you read this, I would appreciate it if you go to www.thomasnicholson.org and see what you think of the demos I have and what I have written. If you like it let me know in the guest book. If I don't hear anything, I will take it as either no one reading this, or not liking what is on my site. If I get any replies, I will post more blogs in the future.

Akamrs. T Is Up For Auction This Christmas! Look Inside!
"NOW I IN A AUCTION STARTING THE 24TH TILL THE 28TH! NOW I HAVE BEEN NICE AND NAUGHTY THIS YEAR AND LOOKING FOR A NEW OWNER!" HERE THE LINK TO THE AUCTION: HOST IS: SinfulBrat

Jason Doe
In my diploma in criminology I have studied John Does... this one I find fascinating... a man left a Grateful Dead concert in 1995 with no pocessions. He hitch hiked and the car crashed, him and the driver died. The family of the driver did not know who the passenger was. He was between 18 and 24 with long brown hair. He has been dead 13 years and no one has claimed the body... he had a note on him saying "to Jason, sorry we had to leave, Caroline O and Caroline T" he literally had nothing else. How can someone that age be unidentified? The case is not well known it seems... his parents probably thought he ran away and hasn't bothered contacting them, not knowing hes dead. At that age he only left school a few years ago SOMEONE must know who he is. Its sad. Look him up... "Jason Doe" they have a pic as to what he may have looked like. The crash caused major facial disfiguration so it can't be seen as 100% accurate. Theres another intriguing one... "Princess Doe" a woman aroun

Vampires
Dormant in the background they stay waiting, watching for the weakness of their prey They hold their heads up high as they feast till they have had their fill Like vampires in the nite they wait for their feed When their prey is at its weakness they strike and have no mercy cos they know their prey is now to weak to and cannot fight These vampires i speak of are the assumed friends that you think you have until they strike For years they are like sponges and take what and when ever they can and when there is nothing left to gain and all is gone this is where u find out that all along they hav fed off you until your weak and they are strong These are the so called friends that i mean and they are the vampires like uve never seen When all is good and they get their fill and leave you empty and wait for you to give in and then they finally come to see you at ur weakest and finish off their kill.Friends will bring u to ur Death and sit and watch ur last Breath.

Random Thoughts.
Here we go... I hate it when it's freezing freakin cold! Right now, temperatures are so cold, we didnt even come close to 25 today. It was 3 this morning. Brrrr. I just wonder sometimes, why is it that we know what we should be doing, but yet we don't? That makes no sense to me. Seriously, we know we should take care of the people close to us, but yet we do the total opposite. Never understood that. I love you Tiff and Ariel. Just sayin'... I guess, no white Christmas here this year. :( Well, can't have it all I guess. But it would still be nice to see at least a bit of snow, instead of 50 degree weather. For pete's sake, it was 65 DEGREES on Friday! A Friday...IN DECEMBER! My family is coming from all over on Thursday for Christmas. And I mean all over. Hope Terry stays sober. I am looking forward to next Monday. I'm doing a co-hosting stint with my bro DJ K-I-D, during his Babydolls shift. My pipes will hold up, I know...It's my body I sometimes worry about ;) T

A Song-not Written By Me. My Mood
Joyful Girl I do it for the Joy it brings, because I'm a joyful girl. Because this world owes me nothing, and we owe each other, the world. I do it because it's the least I can do, I do it because I learned from you, I do it because I want to, I want to. When everything I do is judged.. they mostly get it wrong- oh well, this bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell, the truth from the things they say, she looks me in they eye, and Says"Would you prefer the easy way? No? Well ok, then, don't cry" I do it for the joy it brings because I'm a joyful girl this world owes me nothing, and we owe each other the world. I do it 'cause it's the least I can do, I do it 'cause I learned it from you, I do it 'cause I want to, I want to. And I wonder if everything I do, I do instead... of something I want to do more, questions fill my head. And I know there's no grand plan here, that it's just the way it goes and when everything else

Papa Dont Preach
papa i know you're going to be upset cuz i was always your little girl but you should know by now i'm not a baby you always taught me right from wrong i need your help daddy please be strong i may be young at heart but i know what im saying the one you warned me all about the one you said i could do without we're in an awful mess and i don't mean maybe....pleaseee. papa don't preach, i'm in trouble deep papa don't preach i've been losing sleep.. but i've made up my mind i'm keeping the baby ohh ohh imma keep my baby he says that he's going to marry me and we can raise a little family maybe we'll be alright it's a sacrifice but my friends keep telling me to give it up saying im too young i outta live it up what i need right now is seem good advice papa don't preach, i'm in trouble deep papa don't preach i've been losing sleep.. but i've made up my mind i'm keeping the baby ohh ohh imma keep my baby daddy daddy if you could only see just how good he's been

God For-motherfucking-bid
sometimes i think you need a slap across the face not in the bitchslap kind of way but in the wake-the-fuck-up kind of way. what happened to you trying harder? what happened to trying at all? what happened to being more appreciative, and more responsible more reasonable and more grown up? not to mention less bitchy. shit, seriously, i don't know why i let you infuriate me still but god DAMNIT has it crossed your mind for even a second that you're pushing everyone away, everyone who cares about you, being absolutely unfair and MEAN to them? of course it crossed your mind... i'm not giving you enough credit! of course you knew you were being insulting (cruel almost) and unreasonable... and you knew you were taking a shit all over everyone (all over ME) and pushing us all away... but that was ok in your book, right? that was ok and it didn't matter who you hurt (you don't want to apologize for your actions, right? i'm sure they were SO fucking productive, no r

Bouncers And Fubar Family
People complain about different things. People get the help they need. The fact remains these people can't always do for and do right away. They do their best to help all they can and help to make things better and make sure rules are followed. These people do their best just like anyone at anything you can only do so much and they do what they can. Everyone should show them the respect and love they deserve too.

You Can Make It If You Try.
Saturday, December 27, 2008 YOU CAN MAKE IT IF YOU TRY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can't be beaten at anything, until you quit in your own mind. There is no failure except in your not trying. There is no defeat except from within. You have no really insurmountable barrier except your own inherent weakness of purpose. The odds are with you if you keep on trying. Consider yourself on a very long journey. Sustain your personal vision of success until you achieve it. In the end, you can fail only if you don't try. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to is. Success is a road that's paved with perseverance. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy Free Webinar => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Free Webinar => Beauty To Die For? =============================== Free Webinar: How to Thrive In The Down Economy Our e

Battle Of The Sexes
It’s A Battle Of The Sexes That’s Right I Said A Battle Of The Sexes! New Years Eve 8pm – 1am EST! We need teams so come on in and find out the details to see if YOU have what it takes to win The Battle Of The Sexes!

So True
Sweet words are easy to say, sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whomever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Current Life In 90 Questions
1. What was the highlight of your week? hanging out with Brooke 2. Whose car were you in last? mine 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? dunno... 4. What color shirt are you wearing? red 5. How long is your hair? a lil past my shoulders 6. Are you good looking? I don't think so 7. Last movie you watched? Man in the Moon 8. Who were you with? me myself & I 9. Last thing you ate? PB&J sandwich lol 10. Last thing you drank? Mountain Dew 11. When was the last time you had your heart broken? truly broken? been a while 12. Who came over last? Brooke 13. Are you happy right now? I'm okay 14. What did you say last? this computer is a piece of shit 15. Where is your phone? in my pocket 16. What color are your eyes? brown 17. Are you left-handed? nope 18. Spell your name without vowels: Mgn 19. Do you have any pets? yes, 2 cats & 1 dog 20. Favorite Vacation? Daytona Beach 21. What do you dislike currently?

Somedays
Some days I don't want to get out of bed, don't want to do anything but lay in my warm cocoon and dream about places I have yet to go and far away places that may not exist in the fabric of our space time (I am a big astronomy nut). it just seems like no one but my dreams wants to be around me...so I am left to my own devices kinda like the kid with no friends or other siblings. am I weird I don't think so but in a sense we are all weird. but I don't know

Would Like To Have A Auto 11
I'm willing to give anyone 400k for a Auto 11 Bling ..Trying to level to Insider... If anyone interested feel free to send me a message.. or at least rate my pics and rate my profile again ..Please and thank you very much ... Hope everyone had a good New Years !!!!!

Hydaway Rx
I had a dream the other night that I was working at the Walgreens up the street from me. Yet everything had Rite Aid written on it. That was very strange. What was even more strange was that my manager was this chick Jessa from Hydaway Radio. I had seen her on cam earlier that day. She was wearing PJ's on cam, but in my dream, she was dressed up in a sexy business suit. She was walking out the door barking orders at me, telling me I needed to ring up a certain number of customers to keep my job. I needed 200. When I started the day, the register said 5 customers were rung up. At the end, the total was 395. So I had saved my job. The dream ended there. Its no coincidence that day, I was at Walgreens and I had seen Jessa on cam that night. I have always figured out that small instances throughout my day wind up being what I dream about. Very peculiar.

Spam? Plz Be Aware
If you have or have not recieved an email from this account http://www.fubar.com/user/2394974 Plz go and block them to save yourself the problem They are asking for money as you will read in the email they sent to me... It has already been turned in but till the issue is removed plz watch yourself ... from: skullIndia United States subject: HI received: 01/9/2009 02:50 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam Dear Sir, I am a Catholic from Cochin,India. Currently my financial position is very bad. Can you help me get some financial help if you can? I am unemployed for last 3 years. Recovering from high pressurized air injected into my nose through a mobile phone, also underwent kidney therapy. Air injected in front of Jayalaxmi ,M.G.Road,Ernakulam,Cochin PASSPORT NO.-A6511692 PAN NUMBER-AIPPM9509D Voter's ID card- LNH2450724 Sincerely Mr. Joby Manuel (Grandson of Late K.J.Abraham[pala,kottayam]& Lat

Carrie's Little Bling Auction
Do you need BLING? Well, here's your chance to win it! Carrie is holding an auction for just one day. Come place a bid on four blings! Click on the bling icon to make a bid. You could win: Dolphin Fu-Juice Cupcake Kangaroo or other 3 credit bling Auction will end at 8pm Futime on Monday, January 12th. Winners will be contacted by Carrie following the close of the auction. Upon the receipt of the fubucks, she will Bling you on the next Happy Hour. *******************

Nonsense
Random thoughts at the moment. -I hate commercials -My hand is cramped from making baby shower invitations. Seventy or so! -I am bored. -I would love to get high right now. -Trying to quit smoking is very hard. -It's hot in my room. -My dog has gas. -I can't stand liars. -I saw my ex today. It made my stomach feel funny. -My cell phone won't shut up. -I am lonely -I think my cat is going to have kittens -My lightbulb blew. -I like Mt. Dew -I can't stand The Sopranos -I want chocolate. -Goodbye for now.

Fubar Cheet Sheet
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 FU Marriage http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796 Clickable Pics http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How to Make Basic Skins http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Computer http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359 There are many more site

Celtic Animal Birth Signs
Celtic Animal Birth Signs The day you were born can affect your personality according to the Celts, who likened us to a particular animal according to our birthdays. Date of Birth: December 24 - January 20 Celtic Birth Animal: STAG Gaelic Name: DAMH (Approx pronunciation: DAV) Ruling Planet: The Sun Birthstone: Crystal Key Words: Independence, Majesty, Integrity, Pride. Description: Stag people direct their energy and enterprise through ambitious strategy. They are also reliable & trustworthy. Very successful financially. Gift, Quality or Ability: Sensitivity to the Otherworld, Shape Shifting, Initiation, Journeying. Compatibility: Harmonious relations with Adder & Salmon. And will also relate well to Seal, Otter & Goose. Difficulties may be expected in relation to all other signs. Date of Birth: January 21 - February 17 Celtic Birth Animal: CRANE Gaelic Name: CORR (Approx. pronuc: Corr) Ruling Planet: Uranus Birthstone: Peridot Key Words: Secret Knowledge, Ecc

[[jan 18, 09]]
So ok..I don't even really kno where my life is headed right now.. But it's a new yr like I stated in my last blog.. NW YR.. NW ME.. I'm working on it.. But today has been a tough one fo me.. It's like nothing is going right for me in my personal life.. But hopefully something will get worked out or figured out or something.. I'm going crazy over the simplest things.. Why you may ask, IDK.. All my thoughts in my head right now, they are making no sense at all.. None..Wut am I suppose ta do with all them....I have been tryna to express them but it's like no one is listening.. Or care's ta listen.. So ya know.. All I gots ta say ta them is FU.. I kno who my tru friends are.. And who is always gonna be down for me.. Hopefully they stay down fo me.....I miss him...I should be getting mah phone and mah notebook this week.. Can't wait.. Been waiting so long..I'm Out.. I'm tired.. I gots a migraine.. So do wut it do.. Holla.. One,ToN MaRiE

Never Leaving Untied Ends
There's something inside me that just won't go to sleep. There's something pulling at me that I don't want to keep. The disease of self has taken its toll. I'm blinded by it's darkness, it suffocates my soul. It seems that no matter how hard I fight, I can never do one thing right. While I refuse to give in to this crushing despair and refuse to ask why life is not fair. I try and cling to a sense of hope, push farther on faith, and learn how to cope. Sometimes life deals us a hard hand, because there's something more we need to understand. More than meaning, more than life. Learning to conquer our depression and strife. When life gets hard it becomes too easy to put up that guard. And that is when we need others the most. Instead of becoming a reclusive ghost. Sometimes the good fight is staying alive, and doing all you can just to survive, for your family and friends never leaving untied ends.

[sigh]
I've been up for about an hour and I'm already blocked. I guess that's what I get for calling some skank ass guy out on his shit in a MuMM. =/ I'd put it all on here, but damn...it'd be long. I guess because I didn't agree with him I'm a bitch...go figure.

A Child's Murder
A Child's Murder Mommy, why are you lying on the road, Why are your hands so cold? Why is there so much red stuff? Why don't you get up? Mommy, why are your lips so blue? And why is Daddy staring at you? I see a tear fall from his eye, Daddy's crying, but why? Why is Daddy staring at me, Why did he say, "honey, forgive me please." Is that a gun in his hand, Help me Mommy! I don't understand! Now Daddy's just looking at me, He says it's time for us to be free, Why is Daddy talking like this? He leans down to give me one last kiss. Now he's aiming the gun at my head, Soon, Mommy, both of us will be dead, But it's ok; we'll be in God's arms, We'll finally be free from harm. 4/24/07

Losing Time
Losing Time 10/18/07 Cage my heart and my evil thoughts, prove that all I've done is for naught, reject my ideals; ignore my beliefs, continue living within a world so bleak, differences; they become so few, when one is afraid to begin anew, passion begins to ebb away, minutes fade to hours of long, endless days, the world moves on but you stay in place, life and vibrancy slowly fade from your face, time soars by; but you're stuck in the past, praying for death to take you fast, unbearable pain consumes your soul, you want to be alone; you'll never be whole, looking in the mirror; you hate what you see, you lock yourself in the past, never wanting to be free, your fear of change doomed you from the start, so now you're free to rest your tired heart.

Shuffle
1. if you got tagged for this note, you need to copy/paste this into your own note, delete my answers, and answer the questions using your own ipod. 2. put the ipod on shuffle 3. use it to answer the question 4. hit “next” 5. try not to cheat 6. tag some of your friends so they'll do the same (if i didn't tag you and you're reading this, DO IT ANYWAY because i wanted to tag everyone but couldn't) AND TAG ME BACK SO I CAN READ YOUR ANSWERS. :) ____ 1. How am I feeling today? Gnarles Barkley- Gone Daddy Gone 2. How far will I get in life? Regina Spektor- Lovology 3. What is my best friend’s theme song? En Vouge- Free Your Mind, yes thats rite 4. What was high school like? The Fray- Look after You 5. How will today be? Three Days Grace- Wake Up 6. What is in store for me this weekend? Blink 182- All The Small Things 7. What is the best thing about me? Sublime- Ive seen Better Days lmao 8. What song describes my parents? Tool- Useful Idiot...per

Life And Love
An Entrapment My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.

The Pain I’m In
I know I am a pain, But why does he run. Is it because he has something to hide Or because he is just a good friend I wish I knew because I feel like A piece of paper that keep being trashed But I seem to always blow away I'm sure he's not running, Or at least I hope not Because I'm not sure, But I don't want him to run from me. But to run to me as fast as he can, So we can be happy together. As we live in happiness forever, Please stop the pain.

Help!
I am so tired of having to do every damn thing in the place that I am staying at! I live back home with my parents for right this moment until my aptment comes through. I clean everyday! I have to wash dishes every night and if i forget they pile up until I can get to them. I have to wash clothes, everybody's clothes not just mine or my other halfs. I think this is not fair to me! I have to also take care of therre pets too along with mine and have to buy shit for them too! I am just sick and tired of that! What are they going to do when we leave from here???

Relationships Suck
I have gotten to the point where i don't even want to be here anymore. I just want to leave and never turn back. After 6yrs i regret now not doing what i should have done then, but my heart wanted me to stay. So i stayed only to come and regret it now. But i think its because my heart has been ripped so many times that i just cant take it anymore. The love i once had has slowly faded away to almost nothing now. So, now after so long im giving up and packing my heart up. What once i thought would end up being a good thing only ended with my heart torn. Why continue feeling the end coming? Why have that feeling that its nothing but a 'friendship' now? what is stopping me from leaving? Whats keeping me here? I no longer feel the love from the other anymore, and they show no expression to change that feeling. I have been asked "so whats keeping you there?" and i ponder over it continuously asking myself the same question when its obvious that she doesn't want me anymore...

Me Raw
This is me...the truth and nothing but...ask and ye shall receive 1. I have a tendency to be overly optimistic and hopeful even in the worst circumstances. 2. I love being pregnant....and though I want to wait a while after this little one Id like to have 2 or 3 more kids 3. I am torn between city and country........New York.... is the love of my life, but I find myself craving the outdoors and trees and even bugs 4. I tend to reminisce on the past in the most odd of circumstances 5. I have a fascination with serial killers and the holocaust and need to read as much as I can about both 6. I could eat sushi everyday for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy 7. I wish I could go back to school in the real way. Not that I would want to change my life but I wish I had had the experience of dorming and living away. 8. I think there is nothing sexier then an accent...and a kilt 9. I totally believe I should have been born in the 1950's and dated James Dean....or some other

Bill Is Having A Party
Please help Bill during his party. Go to link below to read his blog on help he needs to get his party started. He will definitely return the love. Please pass his blog onto all your friends, fans and family as well. All help is deeply appreciated. Thank You, Hrtofgold Link straight to blog: http://fubar.com/blog/276795/969503 Link to Bill's Profile: Bill@ fubar

Randomness
K : You're wild and crazy. R : You are good in Bed I : You Are Great in bed. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. I : You Are Great in bed. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. Want Yours? Here's the code...scar y part is it's kinda right on. A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : You like to drink E : Easy to fall in love with. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N : You like to drink. O: Awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : You are good in Bed S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you

I Am In Auction!!!
I am in auction!!!! We are also having a contest on rates for the auction photo... If you wanna own me... have unlimited access to my private pics... get salutes from me... etc... bid... if you can't bid, please at least take a moment to rate it!!! Thank you!!! Love and kisses... Lera!!! Will you rate this for me... PLZZZZ!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1431645&albumid=1501875&i=2554809942&idx=0#1120460808

Go Rock Her Fu Now!!!!!!!!!!
You all know my girl DJ Unbreakable!!!!! She's hot as hell & seriously rocks the fu Well she's only 280k away from Prophet!! She's worked hard for it!! And always tries to help everybody!!! Rate, Comment, Bling, Blast!!!! You know you wanna bling her Hell send her an auto!!! Get her blast!! A Happy Hour something!

Jokes
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again ------------------------------------------------- Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, w

Point Scandal Again/updated
Feb.22 2009..Well Fubar has Started there Point Bashing of me again.At 5pm est.I needed 1,247,743 to go At 8:16 pm,I now need 1,247,803. I have been 100 % Shitfaced all Day. 8:47 1,247,649 9:47 pm 1,247,396 Be Keeping Track Closely 8:30 Am est.Feb.23 rd. Fu-King --> Godfather 1,236,493 Points to go! Fu-King --> Godfather 1,211,681 Points to go! 10:01 pm est.Feb23 Fu-King --> Godfather 1,204,413 Points to go! Feb24 4pm.est. Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,115 Points to go! Rating: 10.29 (1790) [?]12:am est Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,115 Points to go! Rating: 10.29 (1790) [?]12:am est Todays Total.Fucking Fubar Cheating me again.Feb.25 My Status: Clear Customize Cancel Buzz: 90% - sh*t faced! Level: Fu-King (24) [?] Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,168 Points to go! Fu-King --> Godfather 1,140,106 Points to go! 8:55 pm Feb 25 In January after purchasing 1500 extra 11's with my VIP.I got my Points down to 1,027,067. After Rat

My Life To Give An Insight
when i was 12 my mom met a guy and started dating again after 10 years of being alone with just me and my siblings.... no one in the family knew about him or met him except me and my sister..... my grandfather was more like my father... my real father left when i was a year old and all i knew was my grandpa... my mom has this story she tells about when she used to do news radio and one of ehr stories was on children of divorced homes... she told a story about a day that we were all at my grandparents house and i was about 5 or 6 at the time and i heard my mom call my grandpa daddy... yes some people think its wierd for a grown woman to call their father daddy but she did... grandpa was her daddy and grandma was her mother. anywho i heard my mom call him daddy and i flipped! i ran to her and smacked her leg and scolded her telling her no mommy he my daddy not yours!!!! and she had to sit me down adn explain it to me.... needless to say i still looked to him as a father.. so when

3somes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Suga 2. Ro 3. Roro Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Photo lab tech 2. Cashier 3. Sales associate Three Places I have lived 1. Watkins Glen, NY 2. Batavia, NY 3. Baldwyn. MS Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Heroes 2. Monk 3. Psych Three places I have been 1. Canada 2. California 3. Nevada Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Nobody 2. No one 3. I don't get regular e-mails Three of my favorite foods 1. Spaghetti & meatballs 2. Steak 3. Chicken Three things I would like to do 1. Be rich 2. Travel 3. Have sex Three friends I think will respond 1. Your mom 2. Your baby's mama 3. Your pops Things I am looking forward to 1. Being off of w

Auto-11 On Tonight At 10;30 Est! Woot Woot
Got a auto-11 on for the the next 24 hours. Got bling random giving out and rate folder for 10k for 100 rates. Ramdom folder the have 100 will pay 10k for rates: BROUGHT TO BY AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM

Tis A Boy™
So the ultrasound was today...looks like Dante™ jr will be a boy YAY ! it was a mess in the room, Lab Tech Me Wife Mother in Law Sister In Law Niece I was gonna charge 5 bucks @ the door but they said no. But alas I at least got my " Boy™ " YaY

Where Have You Been?
okay for those of you whom keep asking me..where have you been...the answer is hell. My mom's Alzheimer’s has gotten much worse very fast. I am over there at her house nearly every day. If I am not there she is calling me non-stop. I am tired and grumpy most of the time. Sorry if I am not my normal cheerful self. Terri

Another Award For Angel: Magician Of The Decade
Another award for Angel: Magician of the Decade By Melissa Arseniuk Criss Angel hopes his arms are all that folds at the Luxor. First, he was called a Mindfreak. Later, he was named Magician of the Year. Now, Criss Angel has another title to add to his collection: Magician of the Decade. The Luxor illusionist received the first Merlin Award for Magician of the Decade from International Magicians Society this evening. The society’s president, Tony Hassini, presented the award after the 9:30 p.m. performance of Angel’s Cirque du Soleil show, Believe. It was the first time the society has given the momentous accolade in its four-decade history. The organization has already named Angel its Magician of the Year five times, in 2001, 204, 2005, 2007 and 2008. Siegfried & Roy, David Copperfield and Lance Burton have also received the award. The 41-year-old magician was humble after being named Magician Of The Decade. “I never set out to win awards, just to push my o

Leaving For Awhile
I have come to the conclusion that this site has taken over the majority of my life, and I hate it. I am taking a break for a while, I will still be on every now and again. I need to reclaim my life. I have a daughter that needs me and she doesn't need to see me sitting at the computer all the time. I'm going to miss the many friends I have made, I will still help when I am on, just going to be limited for the time being. My vip runs out tomorrow and that will start my time away. I will check my messages, so if you need anything just message me. It is with great sadness I made this decision, but real life is more important than this site. I messed up many things because of being on here too much and I won't let it happen again. Thank you for Understanding Bill To my RR family, I will still be doing DOD, just won't be around for many levelups at this time. I will miss you all the most you are the best family on fu. I will be back better than ever, tust me on that. Just need to step

Abunza Money
Learn about making REAL MONEY right now Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? Learn the secrets of the Internet Wealthy The Abunza business opportunity has been around now for a couple of months and I have to say, it's now one of the more popular internet home businesses online today. But what's this Abunza company? (Abunza Money) What does Abunza sell and can it compete against the other high ticket programs? The co-founders, Michael Spire and Sebastian Saldaarriaga, had chosen the name "Abunza", which means "abundance" in Spanish. In their opinion a business opportunity nowadays has to have four essential elements. - Good support for the members and pre-enrollees - Mentoring, especially for the newcomers in the home business - A Program that has been proven and tested - Direction and focus is essential They focus the opportunity on both the English market as well on the millions Spanish speaking people on the internet. The product itself is a di

Wishful Thinking
Things went wrong again, and I should've seen it coming Never was good at it anyway, but I wish there was a way To make you see that everything I said and felt was real But it'll never happen after how bad I ruined things this time Maybe one day I'll figure it all out and look back on this See it for the learning experience and not the pain I felt The pain I caused is worse because you didn't deserve it Right now I only wish tears were enough to wash it all away Wishful thinking at it's best, nothing more, nothing less Is this what happens when you let yourself truly feel Who knows

Ma Ladi
From Tha Moment That We Met, I Knew U Had2 Be A Blessin' No More Stressin', Cuz Now I ThinK I've Learned My Lesson Not 2nd Guessin', Cuz U Could Never Be Contested Addicted To Your Essence, I've Been Cardiac Arrested..... I Promise2 Never Lie 2Ya, & Thatz Tru I Want A Son & A Daughter That LooKz Just LiKe You But, Until We See That Day, It'll Be Just Us2 Cuz Im HooK'd LiKe Phonics, StucK 2 You LiKe Glue..... You're Kinda LiKe A Preist I Gotta Confess2 Cuz Lord Knowz How Bad I Wanna Undress You Yes, God Blessed You, So TaKe Advantage Of Tha Scenery I'll Put It In A Song, To Show You Just How Much You Mean2 Me..... Shoot'n Tha Breeze, In Tha Park, After Dark, Me & U WalK In A Pair Like A Part Of Noah'z ArK I Keepz It Real, Magnificent From Tha Heart We Depart & Cum BacK 2Gether LiKe Grocery Kartz..... Ya Digg

To All Who,s Has A Dog Please Read
I tried sergeant's gold flea and tick squeeze-on for dogs,Please don't use this product.I got this for my babies and boy did they have a bad reaction to it.I called the number on the box and they told me to give them 2 baths with joy and it should go away.So I got on the pc and found to my shock lots of people went threw this same thing,some dogs have died,and they keep selling this product,and it now the next day my dogs are better,still itchy a little,now these guys are my life.I feel like a dick for putting it on them,I cried all nit.Know dog or cat should go threw this,this product should not be for sell at all.Please don't use this product on your pet,don't trust it,and if u know someone with a pet pass this info along,don't let another love one feel this pain from this product. Keith.

I Hate Everything About You
Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything all about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

New Ship In The Fu-town, Come Get Ur Seat B4 Fu Waters Get Rough
All aboard 4 The Navy Seals Ship. Start here with the Military folder rate 10/11's and comment on the last picture. Rate, Fan and when you send a add request plz state ur on a Navy Seals Ship. If you already r friends then leave a Navy Seals comment. When you complete all the riders, PM me so I may add you to the ship, then repost. Brian Perkins Indefinite Owner of "NINEMMRUGER" Owner of ~Dreamgirl~, , Owned@ fubar ~ ? ~NINEMMRUGER~ ?Owner of Brain Perkins~ ? ~@ fubar ?MzCaBiBBW?@ fubar VolareDave ~Promoter@Erotic Seductions,Proud RR Member,Owned by ~katie~@ fubar ? MZ.LIZ ?BFF Leveler, VMV, ®® Recruiter,Llama leveler, FADD@ fubar St. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~@ fubar ?Twï$TëÐ?ï?ïë@ßøÐ¥$høT$?Owned By VolareDave@ fubar Justfishing Fu-Hubby to NunyaB... Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life@ fubar

Brwneyedgirl35
Just got the word that Lisa(Brwneyedgirl35) is out of surgery, is quite sore but doing well....actually the message was sent to me at 12:05 but I just woke up....lol Wtg Lisa! Make em hand on you wait & foot! LOL, u know what I mean... Lovs ya Biatch!

Beer And Wine
Beer and Wine As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Help? She Said She Wanted Shiny...
I really have nothing too fancy to say, but how about you send this awesome chick some bucks so she can get the spotlight? Let me know if ya do and I'll make a salute or something. [shrug] I dunno, but she just needs it, k? Click the pic below and go to her profile. Don't forget to click the little green button!!!! Suga Lips™~~Donnie's Pet@ fubar Remember, if you give her bucks..let me know so I can at the very least make you a salute!! [[Per]]™ Owned by Drunk1™@ fubar

Expansion (mind Games And Secrets Pt1) [written When I Was 15]
Do you want me as I want youNaked and tremblingIn the aniticipationOf being here with meWe're just two stars, secludedFrom all of the world's hateAnd we're clinging desperatelyAt this one chance to escapeInside of you, you're inside of meWhere everything is purest nothingAnd it's consuming all that can never beAnd we expand into nothing so completelyI feel your tears on my skinYou're burning me insideAnd you're touching everythingI try so hard to hideAll of my fears and my wantsAll my sick thoughts, so impureAnd I'm finding your acceptanceAnd somehow I endureInside of you, you're inside of meWhere everything is purest nothingAnd it's consuming all that can never beAnd we expand into nothing so completelyRip my soul awayFuck it, who cares?No one loves meAnd I wasn't preparedYou lied to meAnd you jurt me againYou promised to be hereSo when did forever end?Kill me softly and bleed me gentlyThen fill me with nothing, and leave me lonelyI can't go onIt's just too muchHow could you goBlack h

Yes, It Annoyed Me That Much...
So there was this mumm earlier (gone now so I can't link) about hell and stuff. Someone said you can't go to hell if you don't believe in it. So I said something along the lines of ...by that token, no one can go to Iowa if they don't believe in it? I was just trying to make a point, but Iowa was obviously the wrong example, lol. Got corrected in the mumm by one person, and whined at in my shoutbox by a friend from Iowa. So yeah, I've been thinking about that for a little while now...and I guess I should have used the old concept of "flat earth" to make my point. Hundreds of years ago, people believed the earth was flat, not round. Didn't matter what they believed, the truth was (and still is) that the earth is round. Hundreds of years ago, people believed the sun revolved around the earth. Also not true. I was just trying to make the point that just because you believe (or disbelieve) something, doesn't make what you think true. Just because I don't believe in hell, doesn't mean I'm

Little Angels
When God calls little children,To dwell with him above.We mortals sometimes question,The wisdom of his love..For no heartache compares withThe death of one small childWho does so much to make our worldSeem wonderful, and mild..Perhaps God tires of callingThe aged to his fold,And so he picks a rosebud,Before it can grow old..God knows how much we need them,And so he takes but few,To make the land of HeavenMore beautiful to view..Believing this is difficultStill, somehow we must try,The saddest word mankind knowsWill always be "Goodbye"..So when a little child departs,We who are left behindMust realize, God loves children..Angels are hard to find.

Why I Haven't......
I haven't been rating the pics if people haven't had auto 11's on because I wasn't getting any points for it so I contacted support (A very good friend that works in support!) told me that I will eventually get the points so I will be getting to all yours soon that don't have 11's on thank you for being patient with me! :D

Scammer!!!!!
just to let everybody know our scammer gurl ~~~Sexy Mom~~~ changed her name into ~~SparklingAngel~~ let everybody know in ur friendlist and all over fubar so she wont have the chance to rip ppl off again!!! ~~SparklingAngel~~ thats the new name, beware of the scammer lady!!!!!!!!!!

Divorce
Divorce Divorce is an excessive commodity now days. A first grader recently said, My parents haven't gotten their divorce yet. Unfortunately, divorce has translated from a social taboo to a rite of passage. Often, it symbolizes anxiety concerning insincere commitment from a partner or underlying resentment toward a partner. It may be represented by other significant persons in your life going through the divorce as a displacement of your anxiety over the matter. Do you have relationships that are very tiring or emotionally draining? Perhaps you are wanting to get someone out of your life, but lack the diplomacy skills to address the situation. Do you feel excluded from or cut off by past friends over a current disagreement?

My Best Friend!
Me and Sara have been bestfriends since 6th grade, one friday night in the summer of sophmore year we had a sleepover. We both had boyfriends and both thought we were straight. She came over my house and we layed on my bed talking about, friends, school, boys. She asked me then, "Hey, Jenna how far have you gone?". I said "well i mean ive given my boyfriend a blow job what about you?" "Me and Jake had sex for the first time 2 weeks ago and he broke up with me a week later and i dont know why he did it, im crushed". I said "well your gorgeous! you have big boobs! and your so nice he has no reason to break up with you!". she said "thanks so much jenna but i think its my boobs i dont know do they look funny?". Just like that she popped out her right boob, it was gorgeous, perfect little pink nipples that were begging to be sucked on! Her boobs were huge! im guessing around 42 DD. "Sara your boobs look good i dont know why that would be the problem?". she started blushing and said "i

Cold Wind Blows
Cold wind blows Cold wind blows on the back oh my neck gives me chills and cold sweat someone is watching me in my mind cus it's just a matter of time People laugh and they play don't care if I die today so if I go than I'll be out of the way Caskets seem to you I'd love to have a few take my pick before I lay in the ground While other people won't stand there their ground

Sets Of Three... Always In Three..
-This preceeds the last blog.- 1. Dodie gets sick2. My brother wakes up with Bells Palsy the other day, half his face is paralyzed right now.3. My house gets busted into and robbed yesterday evening before my roomie Justin and I get home....What the fuck have I done to screw my karma around lately? Seriously. I don't get it at all.I talked to my mom for the first time since I left Southern Cali on the phone, I explained the situation to her and what's gone on.. she was understanding that it had to have been scary and glad I was okay. THEN it turns back into the same old argument, she wants me to just give up, tuck tail and run down there. Why does she do this? Because she wants me under her thumb, hiding from the world so she can control me as a means of income and sounding board to whine and complain about others because she lacks any friends. I wonder why.. -.-; Current Mother-Daughter Status Quot: Dysfunctional and Non-NegotiableShe'll baffle me till the day I die, I feel it dee

Stress
I know everyone has stress, and that it's normal to experience it. I am under so much stress right now. I have a bunch of children at work I have to babysit. I've been there a month, and am already thinking about getting a different job. The stress just isn't worth the paycheck. I also have some personal things to deal with. I haven't shared anything with anyone, and really, I don't know if I want to. There's someone in my life I am growing very fond of, and I think she's becoming the same towards me. If you're reading this, you know who you are. If you want to know what the personal things are, just ask. I don't keep many people close to me, and letting this person get close to me is a scarey thing for me. I let one person get close to me, and she betrayed my trust. I know that this person won't do that to me, but it's hard to lower my guard, when I've had it up for so long now. I really want her and I to get close, and trust eachother. I really want to let her into my deepest recesse

A Story About Rancor...
You didn't handle things well at all. You lied, you shut me out, and you made me feel like shit. You insulted me. When I couldn't take anymore, I asked you to let me in, and what do you do? You tell me you're feeling “meh.” You tell me you got scared and stopped caring about me. Now, I'm just one of the ex girlfriends. You know, the ones you would tell me stories about; I will become fodder for the next story, won't I? The one you tell your next girlfriend. After you feed her all the lines you fed me first, of course.I never wanted to let my guard down. I told you this. That is why I came across as “cold as fuck.” Yet you would serenade me, and tell me you never felt like this before, and you would talk about how crushed you would be if I left you. I guess the tables have turned, haven't they? No, I never saw us getting married or spending the rest of our lives together. In fact, I gave us 2 years tops. I figured by then, we would have just grown apart. I think

Omfg! For Real?
Someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with some men. Backstory:I went to school with this guy for 7 years. We had the same major in college. We saw each other all the time. We partied together often. A few months ago he contacts me on facebook telling me he had a dirty dream about me and all this perverted shit. He has my yahoo and AIM from facebook. Well he will randomly IM me and want to talk dirty or want me to send naughty pics or even get on cam for him. What the fuck? I don't even really "know" him like that. I usually try to be polite about saying NO, but tonight he pissed me the hell off. I finally went invisible on yahoo and then he had the nerve to text me on my phone! He has BEGGED me to get on cam. He literally said "I'll do anything. Please come back." OMG!! Fatal attraction? I hate to be mean to people. Yeah, believe it or not I'm not a bitch. But he is really pissing me off. I hate that he is degrading me by thinking I'm some sleazy chick who will just "give it

Moms Day
MY SPECIAL MOM By Mikayla Bowman – 9 years old The most important thing for you to know about my Mom is that she has a very deep faith in God. I know this because her favorite story to tell me is how she wanted me soooo much and she prayed for 7 years and had faith that God would give her a little girl. There were times when she wanted to give up but she had faith that God would answer her prayers. God did answer her prayers and I am the little girl that she prayed for. My Momma lost her job in January and when Mr. Shawn had to lay her off, she did not get upset – she prayed for him and asked God to bless his business. When my Daddy got laid off from his job, I was worried. My Momma told me that we do not have to worry because God will take care of every need that we have. Everyday when my Momma prays with me she reminds me to be very thankful for everything that God has blessed us with. Sometimes I worry when our cars get broken and we have to pay a lot

Dj Saiyan Dragon
COME CHECK OUT DJ SAIYAN DRAGON AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Rr Role Call Do Over
RATING REVOLUTION ROLL CALL! In order to become a member of our family, you must R/F/A all family members... In your friends request it must state joining RR by Mz. Liz, Lady St Claire, Queen Ice Cold, Dee75 or Tech N9ne. These are the only people who can put you through role call, so you must include your recruiters name in the request. If you are already friends with a member

People Piss Me Off.
I'm back one day and I'm already getting pissed off in the MuMMs. I make a very good point and my comment gets deleted. Someone replies to it, that gets deleted. I ask her if she's a deleter, and THAT gets deleted. Good thing I didn't tell her I think she needs to keep her whore legs together and that when her kids grow up they are going to be ashamed of her.

This Freakin Church....
I just found this really fucked up website. I laughed my ass off at what some of these people wrote. I found it all hilarious. It is a church forum board. If you read the different forum topics you discover that they are rascist, misogynistic (hatred of women and girls), and really "dislike" the Mentally Handicapped. Here is a link of one of the forum discussions:http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458This one is asking, "Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?" Wow is all I can say. I am amazed at how "close-minded" this group seems. I just found it quite amusing and thought I would share it with the Fu-world. Enjoy! lol