lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots
a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect
it. As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
pop up right now
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just
not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, 'Sir , what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted
just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell
you the price.
