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Sweetdreamsnicecream
That really say's it all doesn't it? Keep it simple stupid! :) What a crap life! I mean really!!! I never have enough dough to pay the baker and someone is forever chasin my bread!!! Got a savin grace though, My ol' man. He is some kinda treat! No matter how much I have melted, he still want's to lick this popsicle! Gotta give it up for the true sweet tooths! A man that makes a commitment to hard candy ice cream and still loves the soft serve years later, now THAT is a man!

Why???????
What is with the world now days? why do people judge others on looks, money and what ever they think is more inportant than getting to know someone? not everybody is born with great looks and all that but why judge someone by the way they look? I say get to know the person and actually use your heart! would you like it if someone judged you by looks alone? if so then just skip me and move on because to me your just a self centered jack@** that thinks only about themselves!!!! thanks for all the ones see all you in he##!!!!!!

Just Come On In
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS

Thoughts Of Ame
Hey Everyone... My name is Teela online I go by Ame. Ame means 'rain' in Japanese. Here is the low down and dirty on me... I am 21 years old. I actually just turned 21 on the 30th of June. Yea me for finally being legal to do everything. My Birthday sucked ass... For one I didn't have a drop of alcohol all day. Oh well, such is life. I am have been married for three years and because of that I have a beautiful daughter. She is 18 months old and her name is Pamila Alisun. She is life. I love her to pieces. I almost lost her in her first year but she is alive and healthy now. I love Asian culture. I am currently studding Japanese. I watch anime and dramas. It is a fun and great way to learn about everyday life and how the language actually sounds. I am trying to learn the language (writing and speaking) but teaching yourself is a lot harder. I love to sing and dance. I know it sounds silly but I take ball room dance classes at the senior center. It sounds cheesy but it is

My Life Right Now
Right now life is alittle stressful.... My health is going down hill faast... We found out last August that I have cancer cells and now I have to go through treatment but cause I have no insurance I ahve to wait... Well the dr told me 2 weeks ago that she thinks its getting worse and I need to get stuff done now...I have a 13 year old is my rock she keeps me sain... My best friend Tanya and her hubby Jake are a big help too they keep me busy and make it so I don't sit around and think about it... I guess I just worrie about it all the time ... I am a tough women and I know I will be ok ( or so I hope).... I know the next few monthes are gonna be hard for me but I have my family and friends to help me out..... I love you all and I am soooooooooo lucky to have u in my life.... Thanks for letting me vent and explain what I am going through.... I will keep yall posted on everything....

Contest Whore
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Toilet Cleaning Instructions....lmfao!
****Toilet Cleaning Instructions 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bat hroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

Help
LADY DI IS SMOKIN!!!!! Come help her keep a really good jump on this contest she is in for a Happy hour. If everyone on my list could please please please come and leave 25 comments or more that would help make sure she says on TOP. Thank you all so much for anyone who comes and helps out. Bites and Licks, Dark Enigma.

Hell Yes I'm From Texas!!!!!
TEXAS: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous. And not becuase of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fuckers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes

Life That Sucks
So I have this life that sucks, well only when it comes to my family consisting of my dad and brother. Here is the story so you can see why it sucks. My story goes like this....I was born in Ohio in 1979 to 2 alcholics, not 1 but 2 and off and on in my life my dad proceds to tell me that he did drugs then so its a wonder im ok, anyways i had a good childhood that i can remember until i turned 7 and my brother was born. All hell broke loose then, things got really bad around home, I remember times of mom and dad beating each other up, the cops there all the time and mo and dad both being hauled off to jail. I got older and things got worse, being of alcholics my parents spent most of their time in the bars and i had to take care of my brother. I had to take him everywhere with me, to band practice, to the store, to my then boyfriends(now my husband) house everywhere. When I turned 17 it was also my senior year of highschool and my paents decided it was time to divorce and then hell brok

Edited Memories
As we as a society move on in life and create memories we will create memories that we will for one reason or another ....Edit. There are things in our lifes we would like to forget Erase from our minds can't you see I guess you could call it Without to much thought Just some edited memories Those times there was pain No particular gain Sorrow pulled us apart Tore at our heart We'd just as soon let them be Just an edited memory Grief that unfolded Like clouds from above And rained on our lovely parade We would like to just ditch them Let somebody switch them Just edit those bad memories We can live on without them Who needs to be hurt in that way Take away all that stuff We've had just enough It's time for our hearts to be free Let them all disappear an edited memory

My Life !!!
oh my goodness not quite sure how to feel tomorrow i go to enroll my daughter in school i think i am more excited than she is, ready to let her go i gave her five awesome years of what i could on my own i am ready to set her off into the world of school kinda scared in a way but i'll know she'll like it she loves to learn my days at home will be different i love all my children but at times the curly blonde was my bestfriend and the person to keep me a float when times got rough for me as a single mom before i met phillip oh my i am crying i am just so proud of her and myself i hope if u read this blog u don't make fun but my life is my children and they are who i live for i am so going to miss her every day she goes but she has gotta grow and i hope she grows to ba a strong wowan inside and out like her mother

Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C

Descension In The Ranks
Well, just another day in the life of a mother with 5 animals--I mean, kids. School is just about a week away for pretty much everyone--except the 2yr old. Boy is she sick of everybody. She's the youngest and gets no respect it seems, but she can take names, and whatever else she can when it comes to her 4 older siblings. Today my 10yr old autistic son was banging his hand on a plastic toy bin and my 2yr old kept coming to me in the kitchen saying, "mommy patrick won't stop, will you tell him stop?"...so I said, "Patrick, stop making that noise".I was trying to wash the dishes and so then my 2yr old went back in the living room and started plugging her ears, and going, "la, la, la, nah, nah, I can't hear you..blah,blah,blah,". He finally stopped banging his hand on the toy bin.

Promoted 2 Fubar Bartender! Whats Ur Fuel?
As u no i have promoted myself to fubar bartender! I have drink recipes and great shots in my stash, under dunno section! Jus wanted to share one great recipe with all of u I am sure u will luv it! The drink is in my bartenders book and it is really called "FUBAR" Fill a tall glass with ice. 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz tequilla Fill with hard cider!!!!!!!!! PRINCESSFUBAR81 "Fubar Bartender"

Itsy Bitsy Spider
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, I smaked him with the new paper and kncocked him the **** out, I scooped up the spider and put him in the toilet and the itsy bitsy spider went throught the water pipes

Down Rater Alert!!!!! Lol
I would love for u all to stop by this young beautiful lady and give her a warm 1 welcome.... yes i said a 1 lol she dont rate no higher then 1's.... so lets plz welcome her.... although i slipped and gave her an 11.... crazii_shortii@ fubar

Dont Be A Stranger"""""""
OK TO ALL MY FUBAR FREIND'S SENCE I REALLY CAN'T GET ME A BLAST, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO YA''' ALL IAM ASKING EVERYONE IS TO RATE ME , FAN ,ME AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT , SO AS YOU CAN SEE I NEED THE HELP, LIKE YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO CHEAK ME OUT . THANK'S EVERYONE 4 YOU TIME AND HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW FREINDS THERE LOLOLOL!!!! LOVE YOUR GRIL SWEET LOVE

Lonely
why are people so full of themselfs why cant everyone be friends why do people hurt others why are people so mean why are they so closed in theyre shells why why why why why do people break our hearts why do we have to suffer so much why isnt life better why do we have to be sad why cant we just be always happy why why why why probably cause everyone just wants to take advantage from each other . i dont know anything anymore , probably we were just meant to be sad and lonelly at the end , like when death comes and takes the ones we like and care for . why why why makes me sad cause the good ones are the first ones to go . why not take the rapers and murderers first and leave the good people behind. why

Picking Your Friends
I'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade. Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.

Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own

Life
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!

Look Mommy
A little boy is watching her mom bake a chocolate cake for him. His mom sets down the chocolate frosting on the table. The boy sits down and rubs the chocolate on his face. He says," Look Mommy!!! I'm black!!!" His mother slaps him and says," Go show that to your father," He goes to his father and says,"Look Daddy!!! I'm black!!!" He slaps him and says," Show that to your grandfather young man. He goes to his grandfather and says," Look Grampa!!! I'm black!!!" He is slapped and commanded to go to his mother. The boy gets back and his mother asks," What did you learn?" The boy says," I've only been black for 5 minutes and I hate white people."

To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "

Wonder What They Are Thinking
I know in time everyone has had a friend who they think are ok to hang with. Things go along well until you get into trouble and you find out who your real friends are. I have a few friends that the only time they get in touch with me is if they want something or need something. . . . and it is not just friends I have family members the say way also. Sometimes I just get tired of always giving to everyone else and not being shown anything in return. Is this a wrong way to approach the world or not? I really don't know anymore. I know I am naturally a giver and I do all I can to help others out. I am on a very limited income and those who know me in real life know I bend over backwards to help others. I have a friend who has run short financially and cannot afford food and I have gone out and bought groceries or even went as far as emptying my freezer for this person so that they could feed their family. This is the type of person I am. I am starting to think I need to change

Less Than 500,000 Points!
Under 500k to go before this Princess becomes the next Godmother. She will rate you back. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ♥ BaRgoDD's RL/GF ♥@ fubar Brandi is less than 500,000 points from being the next Godmother. She always returns the love. Please give her a good spanking. GamerChick ~Member of L.O.L Levelers~@ fubar

Random Thoughts Of A Crazy Mind!
Bottom line is we all just want to be happy. Most people prefer someone else there to share in our happiness. Someone to hold, someone to kiss, someone just to call to hear his or her voice. And who doesn't want that? Sure, you have the few people who like their single life and like being able to do what they want when they want, and there's nothing wrong with that, but at some point in life everyone wants that person to hold, even if only for a split second in time. Then there's that person you chase time and time again. The one that always seems to be just out of reach, and so you try harder and push yourself further to no avail. Sometimes I don't think you would ever admit to it but you would give up the world for this person. When they cry, you collect the shed tears soaked into your shoulder. When they laugh, you were the one that made them. And when going to bed at night, they're your last thought before slipping into a dream of them, and your first thought when you awake. Yo

My Meds, Lol
Hilary Pills: Will cause you to be multi-orgasmic 'What Sexual Effect do you have on people?' at QuizUniverse.com HILARY Pills: May lead to a scenario involving a crusade, twelve thousand condoms and butter 'What Sexual Effect do you have on people?' at QuizUniverse.com

What's The F*king Point?
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? What is the point of having fubar? Why should i keep it? My so-called friends never talk to me...except like 5...and thats rounding. Someone give me a good reason

Fear
Fear directs you Takes you to a place Shows you another face Tricks you, Hides you Leads you , Freaks you out Follows you Hides the true you Fear takes you one way Throws you another way Finds the truth And scares you Fear is here Will never leave Control it Heed it Welcome it And fear will subside Conquer your fear Be proud Just watch out For it can always come back

Extra Money Without Extra Effort??
Myspace makes millions of dollars, they don't share penny. I have found a site that will share it's ad renenue with it's members. It is completely free to join is very fun to use, check it out. If your interested copy and paste this link to your address bar http://r.yuwie.com/francisco81 Yahoo and Google are making millions of dollars by you using there search bar. I have found a site that will pay youto use theres. there is no mimimum payout and it is completely free to join you can earn by logging in and makeing searches. It is much easier to get there search bar on your browser. it will take a few months for your earnings to show up in your account. when it does show up remember that there is a month being processed, so there is always 1 more month than is shown. there is 3 refferal levels so there is plenty of room to grow but you can earn by your self. I think this is a great site. I use it to jump back and forth from site to site so I really make no extra effort t

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try Another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Mix water and baskin sodla and poor in

Godfather!
What else can I say but thank you to ALL of my family and friends and even friends of friends for helping me get to godfather!!!!! This is a SUPER birthday present five days early! I have said many times that I have absolutely the BEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR!!! This is so sweet...thank you all so much again!!!!

Rules For Female Passengers (sports Bike Riding)
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected fi

Crush
crush Am i yours you ask, can you keep me you say. I've been yours from the very start. You treat me like an angel, give me wings that make me fly. I'll keep you forever i say, only in reality i keep you in my heart. My heart jumps at the very thought of you, skips a beat when i talk to you. Love you ask...not quite, something small yet meaningful. A crush is what i call it, the root of all hope. The hope of being with you, to see you smile everyday. Think what you will, but a crush starts it all. So this poems to you, to let you know what you are. An important part of my life, I could not ask for more. Dedicated to:john robert beatty

In The Beginning
Its a new year and I have emerged into this fray with little clue as to how its going to turn out but that doesn't mean I as 'fresh' as this place labels me... fubar...facebook...myspace...aol...more of the same in many different facades and as one who not necessarily created the internet but was very much responsible for making the original world wide web as expansive as it has become I revisit the same party in new digs... (Fade in from black to not so typical modern day bachelor pad) Hark! What light through yonder window breaks (sound of glass shattering!) it is a brick, with a note..... from Juliet (that wench!) 'Romeo.... oh Romeo....... WHERE THE HELL ARE YA! I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THE CORNER BY THE BUS STOP FOR OVER AND HOUR YOU DEADBEAT!.....' (sound of crumpling paper and an over the shoulder toss to the trash that is nothin' but ash can..... (he shouts through the broken glass) 'Keep yer panties on you tutonic titwillow! ...and scene..... ...and so it begins folk

D/s
If anyone were to ask what 'Dominance and submission' is, they would receive almost as many answers as people who practice it. D/s consists of a consensual relationship that is based around a power exchange between two people. One person is the controlling one, known as the Dominant; the other person is the controlled one, and is known as the submissive. The submissive gives a certain amount of 'power' to the Dominant over their lives. This can be as simple as the Dominant telling them what to wear each day, or can be as complex as the submissive having to ask the Dominant for permission to leave the room. The rights of the submissive are not taken from them, they are given freely, a submissive is with a Dominant by choice. The submissive wants to obey. If they did not want to be given guidance and instruction, they would not be with a Dominant. Many new people to the lifestyle think that being a dominate is very easy but in fact it is not. There is more to being a Dom than telling

Ode To A Trailor Park Wife
Ode to a Trailor Park Wife As I sit here thinking of something witty to write; I think of all whom I could give such a freight.. Just to see me at my most natural; curlers in my hair ,eating a crueler. To just a laugh at such a deploy; maybe I could get a decoy. one who is like a step ford wife; one who is always alert and alive. Tell a man he is her only god; with nice big kahunas, and a killer bod.. But what would that prove to the men out there; would she have a mind of her own to compare. Realizing her most undesirable fears; she pop a tops another beer. Gives a toast to her big bellied fella; as she comes to understand, she is his trailor park bella. Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006

Come On In We Need You
COME TO THE VAMPIRES DEN FOR GREATS MUSIC AND GREAT PEOPLE CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO ENTER POWERED BY INSOMNIAC RADIO (repost of original by 'TIFFY~Mid's creaming on my hot apple pie slutstick in traning** I.B.I.C*Dani's hoe*' on '2008-02-03 12:49:02') (repost of original by 'DANI ¢¾ Slim's Wifey ¢¾*Tiffy's Bish*Mid's Slutstick¢â*I.B.I.C**CLUB Far**' on '2008-02-03 12:50:25')

Sex Facts
The Facts About Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the

Just Wondering??
ok can i just seriously ask why is it that people ask you to open up and tell you how you feel and to let them in to how you are and it ends up blowing up in your face. i hate being lied to about the same ol song and dance. forget it all i am done believing in all of this truely forget it. i am so done!!!

Dont Believe
IT ALL STARTS WITH WHATEVER U WANT TO HEAR THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN UR SOMTHERING THEM OR NOT DOING ENOUGH FOR THEM NO MATTER HOW HARD U TRY NO MATTER WHAT U DO IT WONT MATTER THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY TELL U WHAT U WANT TO HEAR THE FIRST COUPLES OF DAYS MONTHS OR YEARS THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL ABOUT THEM I DONT UNDRSTAND BUT MEN IS THE REASON I GIVE UP ON LOVE IT HURTS TO MUCH TO CONTUINE TO GET PLAYED OR JUST PLAIN GETTING HURT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTIN GMY HEART OUT THERE AND GETTING HURT NOT ANY MORE I THREW WITH IT ALL ALL OF IT LOVE DONT EXSITS

Tag Ur It!
So heres how it works: Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listin their names.Dont forgit to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. My fav color is purple. 2. I love country music. 3. I love chinese food. 4. I love anything vampire or gothic. 5. Im very outgoing but shy at times. 6. I love tattooes and piercings. 7. My dream is to be happy and loved, and provide the best possible life for my kids. 8. I want to move to anywhere but here, I hate it in cali, I want to move somewhere and be surprised for once. 9. Its hard for me to trust ppl 10. I love all kinds of music the 5 ppl i tag are: Fab Hot Momma Kj Demented King Lick

Poem( Written By A Friend)
Top 10 Country and Western songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long. poem if tears are all i have when my tears fall like rain i never wipe away the pain i use the time to find myself to understand where i have been and who i am when i will get there and what i have done wrong or right to help someone else feel better in this life. written by a friend. very aweso

I Believe
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. ********************************** I believe .... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe .... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe.... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe ... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe ..... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe..... That you should always leave loved o

Stalkers List 23 April 08
Shadow Levelers Members List Here are the members closest to leveling... :) If someone levels, could you please post a comment letting everyone know who has leveled in between updates so that we all know or if you have any suggestions or find any errors outside of points dropping, please let me know. I do this list at various hours and may make some typos. :) I don't always remember the "delete" or "backspace" key... hehe... :) Thanks for all your support with this list. Each one of you are truly amazing!! :) Good Luck!!! :) 6,632 to Level 10 lost in love@ fubar 7,219 to Level 12 LionRawr{Prowler of the Savana - Defender of the pride} {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar 7,788 to Level 11 (needs salute) truckdriverofhooterville{shadowleveler}@ fubar 11,169 to Level 13 kasman**SHADOW LEVELER**@ fubar 11,578 to Level 17 laprincesa{shadow leveler}@ fubar 20,914 to Level 13 momofsteve@ fubar 21,686 to Level 16 ladystartara*Razorblade Kisses or Crimson moon*

Hosting My 1st Auction
Would you like to own one of these hotties... they have a lot of good stuff to offer... Come & check it out.. Make sure you Rate, Fan, and Add the host because the folder is to friends only... Heres her link: ♥rkkennedy84♥ fu-wifey of Undertaker 1098 *Owned By Sniper*@ fubar Here's who is up for Auction: The HOST ♥ Rkkennedy84 ♥ @$h13y R0ck$ F@c3$ 0ff™ ♥Stacey a.k.a Suckface♥ ***Jezebel*** Robisue (Club F A R) IRRESISTABLE COMPLCATION~ CLUB FAR~' !Sniper! 'Diamonds Forever Owned By Sweet Thing ( MANAGER @ THE KITTY KAT LOUN' Right~kind~of~wrong' ♥Jeana aka JeeZilla♥

Outta My Mind
I can see pieces of memory spitting Like sparks from a gun that's been fired and hitting The skull of the soul who was so unsuspecting And the look in his eye as he's feeling the burn I can hear flesh as it's being infected From hot burning lead thats been flying so fast The sound of the sting as it melts through the skin And the intake of air that just may be his last It's happening again The sleep in my eye is dry blood It's happening again I can't hold it back Hold me Hold me closer Tell me That everything will be fine Hold me Hold me closer Tell me That I'm not outta my mind Went to a priest to see what he could tell me Bout all of the evil that swims in my head Well I think that his voice had been very relaxing Cause I fell asleep - now the Father is dead I started to worry bout what's up ahead Will I knock on the door of Heaven when I'm dead Will they know it's not me that I'm not a killer I don't even know what I did while I'

Sagitarrius
Sagittarius is undoubtedly one of the most positive of the star signs. You were born under the ninth sign, which is ruled by Jupiter. Jupiter’s traditional name was Jove, hence your jovial attitude. You’re extremely confident in whatever you do. Being one of the luckiest signs, fortune seems to favour you, whether you plan things or not. That’s also the reason you don’t mind taking the odd risk or two. You feel as if you can’t possibly lose. This almost cocky attitude is something that attracts people to you. You’re also very enthusiastic, and this is contagious — people can’t help but feel the same way in your presence. Because people like you so much, they want to help you achieve your goals. But sometimes your life objectives are colossal — those arrows seem to shoot much further than the eye can see. Your philosophy is to bite off more than you can chew and then chew as fast as you can. People around you will sometimes feel that you’re overly ambit

Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages:
A Co-worker seen this on one of the boards at work, Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages: Honey, you'r Gunyo College called and said that your paspt beer is free,I didn't know you liked beer. And believe it or not this is how it was spelled, at a collge even and from a teacher to his students. Makes me wonder?????

The F Word
The 'F' Word (Correct use of the 'F' word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?' -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. 'What the @#$% was that! ?' - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?' -- Custer, 1877 9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.' -- Einstein, 1938 8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!' -- Picasso, 1926 7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?' -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?' -- Michelangelo, 1566! 5. 'Where the @#$% are we?' --Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!' -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?' --Bill Clinton, 1998 2.

Self Summary
Who I'd like to meet: Who I'd like to meet: My self-summary About me and what I'm looking for The trailer needs repair and all these kids are hungry. My 22 year old girl friend just left me for another woman. I'm completely neurotic, have tons of baggage and desperately looking for a woman who wants to feel needed. I'm simple, uncomplicated and not complex. Have a killer body to go along with my simple mind. Enjoy the simple life too. After a hard week of work and staying home all week watching TV, my idea of a great weekend is another one of more TV and renting movies! Especially sports--can't ever get too much of the tube. Never been out of the state of North Carolina--don't like to venture too far from my own backyard. You know--the terrorists are going to attack again any moment. I keep the fallout shelter well stocked with canned goods and firearms for little emergencies. Cant keep a job going for too long so I like to catch up on my rest by sleeping all day. Depression keeps me

Any Of My Friends Bored And Want Blings?
OK, THE SCOOP IS I STILL HAVE A LOT OF BLING CREDITS AND NOONE TO GIVE THEM TO, AND I HAVE 2 GIVEAWAYS THAT HAVE A TIME LIMIT, I NEED TO GET THEM DONE SO I WILL BLINGY ANYONE THAT WILL HELP US FINISH THESE 2 GIVEAWAYS A 15 CREDIT FOR ALL THAT HELP THRU THE WHOLE THING.LEAVE ME(~Bratt~) OR Chaotic Princess A MESSAGE AND WE WILL PUT YOU ON MY LIST AND YOU WILL GET IT ASAP=) Wolf Of The Night needs 25,000 comments in 4 weeks to recieve his 3 month vip =) ================= This friend needs 25,000 comments in 4 weeks to recieve her 3 month vip =) COME SHOW THESE PEEPS SOME LOVE AND GET BLINGED, I MIGHT GIVE MORE, YOU NEVER KNOW!!!THANKS FRIENDS AND IF YOUR NOT A FRIEND, I WANT YOU AS ONE. MUAH=) ~Bratt~ and contestant ) ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar ♥ Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$ ♥ ~*Founder Of Shadow Bombers*~Owned By Bratt n Dj Superman@ fubar

Body N Soul
May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.

Take A Little Time
Sometimes first impressions are not the best. But if you take the time to get to know the other person, give it a chance, there might just be a very good friend on the other end. Many things happen, not everyone is at their best at all times, lol, I know I am not. I think most people are good at heart. And if you were to walk in their shoes, as the old saying goes, you might just learn something special, or see why things are not quite what you expected. I try to take my time, be pleasent, and understand why before going off and maybe hurt feelings.... I hope I am good to most, hope you are too!!!

Love
Love is a funny thing. it does all kinds of things to you.. it makes you feel like your floating and like nothing in the world can destroy you.. You start wondering to yourself where this person you love so much as been all your life.. and why they have waited so long to see you face to face... When your a little child you put different things together that describes the perfect person for you and you grow up thru life wondering when youll see that person you have wished for... then comes that day when you finally meet.... ur heart pounds a single sweet tear falls from your face... ur happy know that you have found the person you have wanted in all ur life....

Its Pointless Asking For Help But Here Goes
Prizes are as followed: 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP _________________________________ 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast _________________________________ 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack Also hit the hostess up with some love as well, she is the sweetest! Sexy T~~@ fubar Bombs over Baghdad - OutKast

Get A Clue All Ready!!!!
why can't people get a clue? if you are TOLD point blank that they are NOT interested and they are in a relationship and they ignore your calls/texts/messages because you refuse to hear that.....don't you think that it is time for you to move your ass on and find someone that is interested?!?!? grow up and realise that you can't have him bitch!!! he's mine and staying that way......... stop sending messages/texts/emails on here and other sites....period!!! no one is interested in whatyou have to offer in the least!!!!

Double Dragon Bombers - New Family
Goofylady and Cengin founded a new bombing family and along with The One, has added a leveling family as well. We are calling on all of our friends that love to bomb and love to enter contests, to please come check us out. Stop by our home page: Double Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers (NO BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS-READ ENTIRE PROFILE)@ fubar Read about us. If you are interested, leave a private message saying you would like to join. Hope to See you ALL there!!!!!!!

Im Sorry
I'm sorry that I couldn't make you happy in the ways you wanted to be happy. I'm sorry I couldn't give you everything you wanted as well. I'm sorry for everything that I didn't do as well as everything that I did do. I just wanted us to be happy and settle down and start a family together, but that dream has gone out the window now(unless i get a response, you know who you are and you know how to get in touch with me.) The only thing I can really still say, is that I Love You With All My Heart And Soul My One And Only Love, My One And Only Babygurl. When I told you that for the first time I meant, and I still mean it to this day. I will mean it til the day I am gone out of this world. I wish could hear your voice right now so you could hear me tell you one last time.I just want you to know that I want you to be happy, and I will always be here for you, no matter what. Again, I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING. I WILL LOVE AND MISS YOU TIL THE DAY I DIE, MAMI. You are the one person I gave every

Life
i see how people are day and the future tell why donot understand or they donot want too maybe they need to walk in their shoe tell why poor, middle, and rich we bleed the same blood and color is red tell why we live paid check to check one day at time tell why

Poetry From Last Year Or So
subtle slivers worked themselves under a fingernail roving eye lingered, perhaps too long but who is to say how long is too long? invisible to the naked eye, to other naked eyes forgotten except when you moved the right way, touched the wrong way but always, the glow of intent was clear in your eyes reflected on the nape of my neck as you lay your lips shivers always followed, but not always of revulsion the light was unlearning itself, it was the infinite unfrocking of the prism sparklers wanded their brilliancy like the whole box was burning for almost nine years each falls like a lash against the nakedness and when they went out, everything i knew how to look for had disappeared. "SELF" We don't know yet what it means to be touched To be the recipient of caresses, what the ear learns of itself when it's lines are followed by the finger of someone else. We don't understand what the mind percieves when the thigh's length is measured by the dawdling of a lover's h

One Of My Published Poems
Whisper of Love I Long to hear the voice that dominates my heart. Imagination runs ramped of the voice talking to me and setting a fire through my feelings and thoughts. Loneliness has taken the best of me away. Lost am I...So lost Then I have a whisper in ear as she talks slowly. Concentrating to absorb every word into memory as to play it again later. I am found again as I listen to her breath. For now the voice is all I have of her. She Dominates my heart as we talk. Then a good-bye. I am back to the imagination of her voice played back in my head. And yet she is far away from me. Until we meet again the Voice is all I have and it fills my heart.

Pyroteknics
PyRoTeKnIcS™ Wanna experience a fresh lounge with live turntables? One that has friendly, laid back members? With the hottest Dj's and pimpest Staff? A lounge that doesn't hate on other lounges? Wanna be apart of something fierce and kickass??

Lost And Not Found
break away, spread the game, it aint safe for you me i take it anyway, southside, midwest, grand chirp get'em boi, hot style pimpin out old school, let loose lether seats, woodgrane 22's put so much on the dash, now they cant afford to take it back, ruff ridn down I-90, headbangin ears ringin, gurls neck breakin, red light, corner street, hustle night, til the gas drop's, hit the store fill the tank, lets do it all over again Damn, i dont know what to do know more, im lost and im not found I look left and right all i see is a mirage, and a whisper of the wind blow, i cant help to look at the yellow strips on the road got alot of shits runnin through my mind. im feeling like tearin my hair out and screamin at the top of my lungs. growin tired of sittin lone on this long and dark road but what can i do but look at the clouds with no sunshine, got so much pain and anger growin inside its like ima bout unleash this monster inside of me. just waitin for the right moment to get at niggas so

Supreme Court Vacancy
Last week, Supreme Court Justice David Souter announced hisretirement, providing President Barack Obama with his firstopportunity to nominate someone to the high court.Liberal groups are already pressuring the administration to name aleft-wing activist to the court. But they should remember that judgesare not in the business of writing laws or twisting it to serve theirpolicy preferences."Obama should seek judges who will apply the law as it was written,not how they would like it to be written to address the particularparties before them," Heritage Foundation legal scholar Robert Altwrites in the New York Post. "To do otherwise in replacing Souter willsurely shift the Court further to the left, and further away from therule of law.""Americans don't want judges who will bend the law toward the sidethey favor," writes Heritage Foundation Ronald Reagan Fellow andformer U.S. Attorney General Ed Meese. "They want a fair judge whowill apply the law in the same way -- as the people's represen

Mudtrucktv Special Announcement
Hey Everyone!! Just to let you know MudTruckTV has a SPECIAL announcement Wednesday Night 15th SEPT at 8pm Central, 9pm Eastern....you might just want to be there!!Click the "HOME" tab on your page, and then sign in or sign up for the LIVE CHAT! Please remember,show your support, make your name and REGISTER!!Willie and Amee'www.mudamerica.com

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Valentines Day Date!
VALENTINES DAY DATE AUTION YOU WILL BE BIDDING FOR THE CHANCE TO TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY! SUBIT A PARAGRAPH AND EXPLAIN WHY YOU THINK YOU ARE THE BEST CHOICE FOR THE DATE QUALIFICATIONS FOR THE DATE ARE 1 MUST HAVE OWN TRANSPORTATION2 MUST SHOW UP TO PICK ME UP WITH FLOWERS (ROSES) AND CHOCOLATE3 MUST BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO TAKE ME OUT FOR DINNER, A MOVIE, AND DANCING MAYBE DRINKS AFTERWARDS.4 MUST BE SINGLE AND BETWEEN THE AGES OF 25-40 SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!!!

Genex Capital
Last year it was cloudy night. It had rained the night before the road was wet, and the power lines were sagging. I parked my car in front of my house. In fact, they were sagging so low that one line was touching a car. Unfortunately that car was mine. The car caught fired soon. All parts of cars were damaged. It was big loss for me. Then I decided to sued against municipal corporation and I won my case. The court awarded me a structured settlement for damage of my car. I received structured settlement from court. I decided to sell structured settlement to that company which provided money for structured settlement in Lump sum payments. Then I heared about Genex Capital. It provided money for structured settlement in Lump sum payments. So I decided to sell structured settlement to Genex Capital.Genex Capital provided money for my structured settlement in Lump sum payments.

Afghanistan
so i finally got all packed to move to another location and still dont know when i am supposed to move. we are tearing down tents and closing this jcop. but have no mission and no knowlege of whats coming up.

Pineapple Chunk
Ryan CARSON USA PRESIDENT HEAVY FROM THE NORTH FULL MOON FULL SURF IT LIKE THE GREATEST THING EVER RIGHT.ITS TRULY TITANIC HEY DIRT JUMPS SKATE BOARDING 5050 GRINDING CATCH ME WITHE PIZZA FINGER LICKING GOOD TRULY DIGING SHOVLING WITHE A NEW DIFFRINT SHOVEL IS COOL WET DRY DIRT GAS CANS JET SKIS FOR REAL THOU GAS PACKS THE LIPS TO THE JUMPS BETTER FAT SKINNE OUR FAT LIPS IM GOING TO PUFF OUT A BUBBLE GUM INDOOR STICKY GO PRO,PASS THE WEDD BUD PIPE AROUND MY WAY RED WHITE AND BLUE THES COLLERS DONT RUN WITH IT PURR THE MAGIC BUBBLE GUM MY SKATE BOARD IS ORANGE GIANT ACTIVE ORANGE AND SOME ZIZ ZAGS TO ROLL A FAT JOINT PIG BLUE RISERS LUCKY GREEN ABC BERRINGS ALMOST HEX NUTS PENNY GREEN HARD WARE HP COMPUTER KING KOTTON MOTH KINGS HAVING BUY ING WEED HEAD SOTH ITS EASY THESE DAYS KICK IN BACK MAKING TO MAKE THE BEST I DONT KNOW WHERE IN GOIN GROWING TREES BUILDING BUTIFULL HILLS WITH MY WOMEN AND MY TWO DOGS ONLY TIME WILL RIVERS GROWING POT PEOPLE SMOKE RINGS PANKAKE DOUDLE HIGH PRISE AL

Men & The Stupid Shit They Do! Lmao
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THISJust try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOM

Instructions To Life !
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.; 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly, but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Say "bless you" w

Some Late Night Stuff
well its about 2 in the moarning, and i can't sleep. I'm board as fuck and i'm looking for anyone to talk to. Well a short story short i decided to write my first blog. I did it out of boardum and to see if anyone would read the blogs on my page if i made one so hear it is my first blog. I bet it sucked.

Technical Support
Alan's company recently landed a small contract (ten hours per month) to manage and administer the network at an insurance agency. The previous company -- well, actually, guy -- worked full-time as a network administrator at the local university and had been servicing the agency for the past ten years in his spare time. An out-of-state job offer left him no longer able to service the agency. A couple weeks before the contract started, Alan received a frantic call from the insurance agency: the system was completely down and Ishmael (let's call him) had already relocated a few time zones away. Within the hour, Alan was on-site, receiving a crash-course in their system. He learned that no system meant no quoting and no servicing and that was not good because it meant no business. Alan also received a crash course in their network. It was a mangled patchwork of DOS-based file servers (yes, in 2006), daisy-chained routers, and workstations with multiple network cards cross-patched to

The Ride
I live and breath motorcycles, I would sleep on one if I could. I love to ride when the sun is setting, sound cliche? Seriously though there is a road I love to ride. Every night when I come across the same path the sun sets and a shadow of calm casts over me. Day fades to night and the land sleeps. As I ride I forget all the depressions and stresses of being human. All the craziness seems to melt away. In this moment there is no pain or worry, no regret nor anger. There is only me, my bike and all the peace and quiet the night brings. There is something so magical about the night time, something the day can not duplicate. As I ride into this particular moment I am one with everything around me. The world seems to make sense from every little animal to even city traffic. I feel at one with the universe for a brief moment. I believe that there is something bigger then this life because nothing as simple as watching day turn to night could make a person feel so alive. There has to

Meanie
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say o

What A Kiss Means
What a KISS means *Kiss on the belly----"yes im on my way down" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"i want to keep you forever" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"lets fuck" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"she/he is mines" *A wink ---"wanna go somewhere else?!?!?" *Slap on the Butt ---"wanna hook up" *Playing with the Ear --- "I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"I wanna be with u" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"Your mine and I'm never letting go" *Laughing while Kissing --"I am completley Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

Pain Replaced With Pain
Pain Replaced With Pain i cut to forget i cut with no regrat i cut to get them back i cut as to kill the shallow soul of the dark angel within i hurt my self before i hurt another for they cause more pain then my razor can as hard as they try to crush my soul i just beat them to pay the toll

Mystery
In March of 1997, I was pregnant with twins and one twin was pushed against my spine cause the other one absorbed in my uterus but the amniotic sack didn't. They never realized it until it was too late to do anything about it. I went into the hospital 8 weeks early and they were trying to keep the baby in me since the sack that broke was empty there was nothing wrong with the other one to give her a chance to grow. 3 days later, I called the doctors in and said I feel pressure I have to push, they said no you dont she is already out. I was only 16 years old. I was faced already with all the doctors telling me throught the whole thing to abort the pregnancy but like any mother I gave my child the chance that she deserved. Weighing only 2 pounds 10 ounces, she could fit in the palm of my hand and she had hypo plastic left heart syndrome which mean that only the valves on the right side of her heart worked the ones on the left didn't, so once the aeorta closed which is a path to help bloo

Work
Hey bois this is Nicole.. I am hott and wild and love to tease guys. I love dressing up really slutty and going to places where married men hang out. Walking in and watching their jaws drop open while their wives are kicking them under the table. My new thing is leaving my shades up and letting the married next door neighbor watch me while I get undressed and let my hands drift down to my pleasure spot.. Wanna hear what happened next??? Call me...Nasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings! Classy Caroline@ LostCherryNasty Nicole@ LostCherry

Wtf!
Well after trying to get myself together after being upset about my sweet Arch Angell (Eddie) leaving for awhile my father calls me to tell me my grandmother passed away...Can't I catch a fucking break? I am pissed off at the moment and really not in the mood to chit chat with anyone now except for when he calls me. So if ya leave a comment and I don't respond right away thats why I am dealing with my family shit now. I will get back to you asap.If you don't understand this and too busy worrying about getting fucking points then go fuck yourself you'd be better off there are more important things in life than fucking points...and if thats the case then I suggest you get out of the house and get a fucking hobby or a new life. XOXOXOX T

Sexyme
Don't yu love it when a fantsey becomes reallity all your wants and desirers fall right in to your lap out of nowhere but, you are very glad they did because now you have a permenent smile on your face. ILOVE A GUY WITH A HOT BODY AND SOME BOMB DICK THE BEST COMBINATION IN THE WORLD WHAT YOU LADYS THINK? the most fun place is in my bedroom.lol

Well.. Heres Whats Up
well... i'll be on a small lil vacation for 4 days with my g/f ... lots of fun! i'm excited... we're gonna go shopping in indy ALLLLLL day wednesday!!! yay! hehe... neways... leave me some comments or something.. please?!?! i'll comment back when i get home!!! show some love!!! i'll have pics too!! yay

Which One?
well it seeems that today is one of those days so if u have something on your mind or need to relieve yourself of something u have been keeping the world from today is the day u should let it all out!1 think bout it its fri and you/ll feel relieved when its all said and done you have the whole weeekend to look forward to!!! so here i go ...fuck all u lil jackass that wanna play around with girls emotions !!!! i hate ya'll well i have recently decided to get my first tat and its gonna be lil but sweet ...but also i want to get my nips pierced but which one should i do first b/c the nips would be hot...but u have to have a tat ..i cant figure it out...?help plz!!! have you ever had something staring at you in the face but u cant put your finger on it (not literally) like its within your grasp but you just cant reach it ...why does life always throw these at u ..? its like a big tease ...should u leap jump or not? what to do ..???

Treasures
im a treasure why dont u see that u treasure your posessions but what do they really mean happiness isnt everything but love can be u never see the treasure the treasure they call u and me i floated when i saw you but i quickly hit the ground when i saw that the treasure the one that i had found had left me for loneliness it had left me to drown

My Cries Fall On Closed Ears
My cries fall on closed ears Written by Susan DuFour on January 9th, 2006 at 6:12 pm Does my mouth not open wide enough and know one hears me crying out I feel so down and out of it and no one seems to care about I know that people care for me but that is not my point Right now I am hurting inside and wanting to hurt the out This is scarring me I don't know what to do I have posted topics in hopes to get a clue To see how others cope with it I want to have that glue Another day has come and gone the night is darker yet I must be the sadest one that you have ever met

What Is Your Love Style!!
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for th

You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time

Stupidity Should Be Painful
I am sometimes frightened by the depth of stupidity displayed by my customers. After all these are people who work in Doctor's offices, in most cases these are the DOCTORS themselves. Doctors...people trust them with their lives surely they cannot be THAT stupid. Even more frightening is the knowledge that these people have the potential to breed. I just spent 2 hours and 45 minutes on the phone with a certain difficult doctor. He is a bit on the infamous side in the office, to the point that he is automatically passed to me because 9 times out of 10 his problem is himself. Talk about your ID-10-T error. Some background on the situation: He bought the computer software from us three years ago (you'd think that he would have learned how to use it by now....but no...not him). Up until six months ago he carried a support contract with us, but when it came time to renew he decided that he would pay for support on a as needed basis. Now I have mentioned how I am th

Poll For Men...
Hello everyone out there! I'm contemplating making a new website and I wanted to gauge the interest of potential viewers out there. So I wanted to put a question out there to guys (who obviously would make up 99% of the viewers) but women please feel free to respond too!!! What kind of women do you prefer to look at, while viewing erotica, or porn or anything slightly sexual? Is there an interest for women of "above average" body type? (By that I mean women who are not stick figure/barbie doll thin but who may not be of BBW stature either) I find myself to fall into this category. Let me know what you think! Do you prefer to look at straight sex photos? Blowjobs? Handjobs? Fucking? Boob shots? Lingerie? Bondage? I'm pretty open and have been contemplating something like this for quite some time. Now that I actually have the time to consider moving forward with it I wanted to get some reactions from people! Please leave comments! Be blunt, be honest.. I can take it.

Encrypted
its been a long time since ive had something to say, and so friggin much has happened in the past year; the wife and i have reconciled, its cost me alot of blood tears and sweat, and a couple friends to get our marrige back on track but im definately glad we put the effort in things are gettin better for us all the time and our improved life is having a very positive effect on the children, they have always been great kids but now they seem alot happier, i am truly blessed, and immensly thankful for the ease of stress, and the abatement of saddness in our house. as my wife and i rebuild our marrige and restructure our lives i just wanted to take a minute and say "THANK YOU" to all the friends ive found online who made the lonliness bearable, and "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" for posting nude and nearly nude pics of yourselves for me and your other friends to oogle over.. so many gorgeous women, you all make me feel very manly that i can show you all off to my friends, your all sooo

The Doctor's Prescriptions
Brian entered the office of Plymouth Industries, swearing silently to himself. He had been out of work for nearly a month, and if he didn't get this job, he didn't know what he would do. He had just spent his last bit of money on a Taco Bell Bean Burrito, the cheapest fast food available, and now here he was awaiting the most important interview of his life. He was shown into the office of Mr. Schaefer, the head of personnel. Schaefer greeted him warmly and offered a seat in the beautiful leather chair in front of his desk. "OK Mr. Davis, let's get started shall we?" offered Schaefer. "I see you are applying for the position of accountant here. What are your best qualities in this line of work?" Brian began, "Well, I have 10 years of experience in accounting, and I ..." Brian stopped, as he suddenly felt with horror an impending gas build up from the burrito in his stomach. He tried not to panic and continued. "I was the senior accountant at the last company I was with." Oh

Worthless Shit Man
Ok so I'm like bipolar or whatever we know this if you read my about me. Ok so here I am in the computer waiting for the alchol to get here. Ok so this is my first weekend without my baby Malachi so its fun and all but I miss him like crazy. Change Subject so like there's all these things rushing through my mind. I don't know excatly what but yea there is. I feel funny emotionally and pissed. ehhhh what the fuck ok lets start it off. Ok so my clothes get gone from before I got pregnet and now when i go looking for them there all gone. I thought my sister took them and then all hell broke lose because momma said a shirt was gone. Well me and my sis talked today were ok. fuck it it's just clothes.But what's fucked up is my mom taking it out on my nephews and me and my boifriend stepdad brother and who ever else. It's not fucking right. I guess that's whats botherin me and i just remember that jennifer my friend promised me she would come and she hasn't so i am about to

Who Wants To Come Out And Play?
Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *2797715. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com Get Adult Graphics Cartoon codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts Top Comment Graphics Myspace Code Generators Layouts

Second Contest
So once again I am having a contest for little girls. No kids over the age of 8. The rules are as fallows. 1) Comment bombing is allowed 2) You may vote for your pic 3) Comments and ratings with be added together 4) No bs or drama at all as soon as bs or drama starts contest will be shut down without notice and prizes will be giving out to who is winning at that time 5) Please keep it clean this is a contest for little girls 6) Have fun First prize is a bratz pet backpack but you can put bratz dolls in it. Second prize is a bubble maker. Prize for most ratings is color books. Also I will repost bulletins about the contest as you parents put them up. Contest will run Monday 9am - Friday 9pm as long as I get enough people. If I dont get enough people tonight I will send out another bulletin to let you know when it will be opened. Thank you Stay at home mom ~Memeber of K.O.T.~

Today...
My power today lies in opportunity. I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. I am open to new worlds and am actively patient in expanding my connection, increasing my standing, or waiting for my "ship to come in," but "if I can't get to the party, I will bring the party to me." I am empowered by a sense of responsibility and a readiness to believe and receive and I transform through creative resourcefulness.

* The * Gift * Of * Presence *
I present you the gift of presence in this mandala of peace, love, joy, bliss and serenity for your health, happiness and well being. May you feel well, may you be enriched with serene dreams of a lotus blossom awakening!

False People!!!!
WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY RATE ME,POST A COMMENT,CHECK OUT MY PICTURES AND I'LL RETURN THE FAVOUR... AND THEN NEVER DO IF I COULD TAKE BACK RATES AND PHOTO COMMENTS BELIEVE ME I WOULD!! IT PROPER RILES ME WHY SAY IT IF UR NOT GONNA DO IT... THERE'S JUST NO NEED IS THERE!!! AM I ALONE ON THIS ANYONE LET ME KNOW!!!!CHEERS

Thoughts I Should Have Had
I clicked on the button it would have been better to have thought what i'd put in a blog. Ah well, sat here, in the dark, with glass of wine, grateful for the contact i find here. I'll try and find something to say for the next time. In the meantime, the thoughts I unfold while mine thanks society's contact are told. ok, morning (1am) and another glass of wine. hope you are all well. what should I have thought/written about ? I guess whatever is going through my mind but to be honest at the moment it's as illuminated as a black hole. Ah well, will try again soon. Cheers

Read Me :)
What's wrong with me? Why can't I free myself from this trance? MY life is breakign down every moment I am awake I feel so utterly depressed Like nothing will every make me happy again Why do I do this to myself? Why put myself through this torture? Do I really deserve to be miserable every waking moment of my life? Why should I have to always take into account everyone else's feelings? What about mine? When will it matter how I feel, what I think about my life? It is always about someone else. How will it affect you? How will it change your life? What will happen to you? For once who fucking cares! How will it make me feel? How will it change my life? What will happen to me? But who fuckign cares right. As long as I consider how you will be affected first. Poetry is my life.I love to write. Let me know what you think. Life so rough as a child's is One mother, One father Two places to live Heart torn from one to another One sister, One brother Mind so

My Romantic Chaos
well here goes. my friends suggested i do this in hopes of enticing some girl out there to talk to me in a romantic sense. problem is I always seem to either come off as creapy, or the "just Friends" guy....the last 4 girls that I have dated have given me the "just friends" speech. now dont get me wrong, i love to have good friends, but what i need is not another drinkin buddy, i need someone to be romantically involved with. I dont know whats wrong, according to allot of ppl i have talked to a girl would be, and i quote, "crazy not to want to go out with you!!". last time i checked i wasn't grotesque....i just dont get it. you women confuse the hell out of me. anyway, i am due to come home around May 21, and am looking for an attractive girl who is not affraid to be decisive and knows what she wants out of life. thats all i really ask for. and yes, if you have a friend, forward me her info and ill look into (damn right im starting to get desperate, lol) thanks for all the help lol

Bored Out Of My Mind!
Fairly amusing game for those who have nothing better to do! Take the first letter of your first name A-Boyish B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P-Amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T-Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-Beauty queen B-Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E-God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic This is funny!! Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who will

Single Again!!
My duaghter informs me that she will be babysitting every weekend. That means I can entertain on the weekends. YAY!! Aren't there any singles in the Boise area on this site? My teen daughter is gone for the night and I don't have anyone to go out with tonight. That sucks. I need to find a weekend playmate. Shane

Fall To Pieces
Every time I think of you so far from me, is there's something that you want or need, I can't give you all the things I should, can't be there to know your doing good, give you everything if I only could, I can't hold you when your sad and down, I can't be there to make a smile out of your frown, Every time I think of you there without me, I try hide it but still you see, I Fall To Pieces.. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Ur The Reason For The Tear Drops On My Pillow
When you looksat me I fake a smile so you won't see What I want and need And everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful That girl you talks about And she's got everything That I have to live without when you talk to me I laugh cause its so damn funny But I can't even see anyone when your with me You say your so in love You finally got it right I wonder if you know your all I think about at night Your the reason for the teardrops on my pillow The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star Your song in the car I keep singing Don't know why I do When you walk by me Cant you tell that I can't breathe And there you goes, so perfectly The kind of flawless I wish I could be She better hold him tight Give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes And know she's lucky cause He's the reason for the teardrops on my pillow The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing Don't know why I

Retirement Or Nursing Home
About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back-to-back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruises". She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home". So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.

Mchell Sucks!
ok, I had to create another blog since I seem to be bitching about work. Now on to the tale from tonight...lol First off we so freaking busy tonight that we got our asses handed to us!!! Since it was a Sunday our GM decided to screw us always and not schedule enough people, so of course we get a bus. I was in DT as always, but still tried to help out our front counter and grill people. Yes, I know I try to damn hard...lol Anyways, I had a guy come through and order like 30 bucks worth of food, including 30 nuggets. Now if anyone has ever worked at Micky D's you know that it takes 3 and a half minutes to make nuggets, and you only get 25 to a bag. Needless to say we had to make some so I had to ask the guy to pull forward. He did, but was an ass about it. Excuse me, if you don't want to be parked then come inside..or better yet...call in such a big order!!! That is possible you know!!! Ok, anyways, we take his food out to him, and he comes back inside. Evidently he decided

Why???
Hey Friends...I have MANY new pics up...Stop by and rate them plz. Thanx:JDsWoman Why get onto CherryTap.com if you can not handle criticism??? Being on here for like 2 weeks I have learned that it is all about what other people think about you. I am comfortable with myself no matter what people rate me. They don't make me or have to deal with me. So, why let their opinion get me down. Here is what I am trying to say...If you can not take a rate below 10 then why be on here? No one is perfect in this world and Opinions are like assholes ...Every body has one and guess what...THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT! So,do not rely on other people to build your self esteem up only you can do it. You need to be happy with yourself before anyone else can be happy with you. Don't get so offended people rate what they rate for different reasions. There rate doesn't make you any less of a person only you can do that. Luv and Hugs: JDsWoman P.S: If you are going to rate me...Be honest weather it is

Syndicate Style Lounge Is Lookin For You !!!
OK CHECK IT OUT THIS IS WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PART OF OUR STAFF????? WE ARE LOOKING FOR GREAT PEOPLE THAT LOVE AND WANT TO HAVE FUN.WE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR DJ'S, ENFORCERS,BARTENDERS AND GREETERS.IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE TO BE APART OF OUR FAMILY PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO STOP IN OUR LOUNGE AND SPEAK TO MYSELF THE OWNER OR THE CO OWNER. IT'S REALLY EASY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK THE BANNER JUST BELOW AND TY.

Rainy Day Adventure
The colors from the night before had all run together into a gray sunrise. She slowly woke up to find herself alone in his bed. She lay there for a few minutes, absolutely loving the feel of his bed sheets on her naked body. After prolonging getting out of bed long enough, she set foot on the floor, the carpet of his bedroom tingling her bare feet. She walked over to his closet and found one of his white shirts, which fit her with plenty of room to spare. She walked into the kitchen, where she was greeted by Miles Davis' horn playing softly on his sound system, as well as the smell of freshly brewed coffee. A coffee cup was sitting on top of a note to her that read, "Out of milk, be back shortly." She poured the brown liquid into the cup, and took a seat at the kitchen table. Miles struck up another tune, and she let her mind wander off. Her new lover would be home shortly. What would the day bring for them? Neither of them had anything to do today. They could go somewhere. They

Stop The War
So far the so called war has cost over 3200 American lives and close to 1/2 TRILLION dollars what a waste. There are better things we could have used the tax payers money on! http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182

Career That Can Be Found With A Cj Tech. Bachelor Degree
Hello to my fellow Cherries, This upcoming fall I will be attending the local community college to finish something that I started when i was 18. I am going to get my complete my A.S. in Criminial Justice Tech. Then after that completion, my goal is to obtain my bachelor in that same major. I sit sometimes and I wonder what type of career will I be able to use this degree towards so I will be able to make a good in socitey and for my life. We all know that all laws have a gray area and they don't apply to everyone. We have heard of technicallites and serial murders get off from serving time. I just want some adivce from my fellow Cherries so i can do my research so when I am done, I know totally what type of job to do. I appreciate all the help. God bless everyone.

Iternet Joke Lmao Lol
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Sometimes I Just Dont Know...
People confuse me a lot. I think thats why I am not a people person. I mean of course hiding behing the internet you do what you would normally not do in real life. But why be nice to someone, then the next minute be a complete dick...it just baffles me. If you dont like someone, just dont talk to them. Not be nice...then turn around and be a dick. And I am not just talking about men..women are the same damn way. People all together just need to chill. Take a valium or something. Well to all my friends who actually read my blog...i know i know its boring. But anyways, I am going through a lot of crap right now and I am sorry for not being around. Life hasnt been to great lately for me. But I am not going to go into all the gory boo hoo details about it. My problem, not yours...LOL So anyways...if you want to send me messages I more than likely will get them but just give me time to respond to them. I do not have daily computer access so it might take me a little while to respond. And t

Why Doe's Love Have To Hurt So Fucking Much
i wanna know 21 things about you. Current mood: curious i wanna know 21 things about you. Fill all the ?'s out.. no blanks! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME THEN POST IT FOR UR SELF and see who will answer...enjoy!!! 1.Your Full Name(It doesn't have to be full .. first name will do just fine): 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave Movie: 5. Fave Song: 6. Fave Band: 7. Fave Food: 8. Most Embarassing Moment: 9. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do

Just To Let You All Know
Heres a good one, I wonder if he came up with this all on his own or did he have help.. ->pkaman2k3: why are you done sucking on it? pkaman2k3: looking for something big and hard some guys don't have a clue !!!!!!!!! pkaman2k3@ CherryTAP

Cajin's Lair
HERE WITH ME.... I'm thinking about you again. I miss you badly and wish you were here with me. My soul knows no rest even when I sleep, because I dream about you and imagine how great it would be if you were here with me. Without you, I feel like a part of my heart is missing. I'm in dire need of your tender love and passionate kissing... if only you were here with me. Every day I tell myself to move on with my life, and I try to pretend that I'm happy, but it's just not true. I'm alone and blue, because you're not here with me. At night I get down on my knees and pray for brighter days. I know that the sunshine I need is on the way, because someday you'll be here with me. But until that day, I'll never stop yearning for you, and wishing that you were here to stay, because I love you, and I want you here with me. I'm sitting here thinking about you like I do every day. I'm trying to concentrate, but these fant

Prefect Mate
perfect mate There is this DVD Called the secret. And it saz that if you ask for something and belive in it you will get it.. So after many yrs of BAD relationships I am trying this.. I belive in this because i have seen it work. So here we go He Will Be...... Smart Funny Kind Want to have an open line of Communication with me. Share in all the responsablities of a household. Love My childern Have a good relationship with his family. He will love his mother. He will be my bestfriend His Family will love me My family will love him He will be spirtial He will be goal orented. And work towards his goals and mine He will be successful in everything he does he will love his job as much as i love mine He will want to take me outand do nice things for me He will be clean and sober He'll be handsome Tall over 6'1 Blue or Green eyes He'll have a nice body(with meat on his bones) He will be fit He;ll have a Masstiff he'll love going camping Hewill go on vac

Get Nside
Are you well rested baby, are you ready to let me in your world? You got time? Then turn off your cell and turn me on and make it happen and just just let it flow See what unfolds and roll with it, and live with it We never can get passed time back again so enjoy it while you can and I am certain we can enjoy each other I prefer to be spontaneous but we can do whatever no plans only a date and time are actually needed and a spot to rendezvous Exchange pleasantries and commence with the interview see I believe you know more about me than I do about you so I’ll be interviewing you tonight boo I’ll get you the drink of your choice so that you may speak freely and of course I’ll get the needful to liberate me And as I softly smile my mind runs six hundred thousand miles a minute Damn we can go far in a minute huh So you got time? Will you put me in it? I mean will you make time for me, time for us, time to see? What we can do with time spent unconditionally So are you wel

My B-day Pimpout From My Friends
Ok everyone yoday is this awesome womans birthday...so go give her some birthday spankins!!! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-08-13 12:42:32')

I Cant Mum?!
I DID A MUM ABOUT THE LINK FOR MY CONTEST AND THEY DELETED IT AND BANNED ME FROM MUMMING! Y DIDNT THEY WARN ME 1ST! I DIDNT RELIZE ME BING IN A CONTEST WAS OFFENSIVE. I THINK THEY SHOULD GIVE US ATLEAST A WARNING B4 BANNING, DONT U? LET ME NO! BY THE WAY HERES THE LINK....http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=3326508569 BOMBS AWAYS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never Let The Bozos Get You Down
Every now and then I have to remind myself, that life is too short to let the bozos, pretenders, fakers, and general riff-raff bring you down. Sometimes I feel like I am Al Bundy and that I never get a break. Then I am reminded that I am just fine. I know who I am, and that's fine. I am a loyal friend to the end, you can try and teat me like a doormat, and that's ok. I will smile, and think of some happiness, a snickerdoodle cookiee, a 40 yr old cognac, and I wil be just fine. Life is too short, and I like to have fun.

Expressionless Expressions
Grab a tissue. If you have a heart, you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talk. Turn up the volume!!!Turn On Your Volume.They'd go to the beach, hold hands, collect shells, and make sand castles. Even though they were young, this was the start of something new. One day after Mandy's 6th birthday, Billy came up to her and asked "Will you be my girlfriend?" and she said yes. They sat there by the pond and they promised forever.They hugged, they kissed, and their parents knew they were perfect.Every day as they grew older, their love kept growing stronger.They became teenagers, and they loved each other more than ever.They spent their summers together,they had sleepovers, they were the best of friends, and more than anything, they were lovers.They loved everywhere,even if they were miles apart.It was perfect. Years passed and passed and finally, they got married.One day, after Billy got home from work, Mandy had some breaking news:she was pregnant with a baby. On Jun

Playaz
A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO WILL TELL U WHAT YOU WANT A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE THAN 1 GIRL A PLAY IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK THE TALK AND "THINK" WALK THE WALK A PLAYA IS SOMEONE GOING AFTER ONE THING...... A PLAYA IS MOST LIKLY A PLAYA BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN THEY CANT DO ANYTHING GOOD...... A PLAYA IS PLAYIN MY BEST FREIND AND I KNOW YOUR GAME........YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..........1LUV

The Dirty South Crew
When I first started Dirty South Crew 6 months ago I didn't think it would catch on, but it did and I'm very glad it did! We are 151 members strong and growing daily. I have met some awesome people and have made some amazing friends. Without all of you, there would be no crew and I wanted to take a minute and thank each and every one of you! All of you are f%#kin awesome!! These are the people who make DSC what it is! Gary-Dirty South Crew Owner@ fubar MyZtErY~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.I.C.@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crew@ fubar DJ *Brenna* Extreme " X" ~*~{Dirty South Crew} & ~I.B.I.C~@ fubar ~ JADA ~ Loves Her D.S.C. and Is Away Dealing w/Life ~Miss You ALL ~{I.B.I.C}@ fubar smoggy£{dirty south crew}@ fubar ~*Sunshyne*~ SSV Crew *~ SSV ~*Angel Eyes's Fubar Wifey*~ {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies Fubar Fiance~@ fubar ~TNK~ ~DSC.~IBIC~ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ Recruiter©

New Ride
Well, many of you may have read my mumm and voted, which I thank you, so you know that I was in need of a new vehicle. Well, I did it. I went to the place where I work and I got the Durango. Now, the only thing we have to decide is what to name it. It is tradition for me that what ever vehicle I get, I have to name it. My frist car was called silver streaker. The second and a red and white 1985 Dodge Ram 50 Special nick named to names. One was "The Candy Cane" and the other was "The Shaggy Wagon" It wasn't that becuase of the sex I had in the back ot it....I had none. But because it had shag carpet in the bed of the truck for camping reasons. The next car I got was a 97 mazda protege that was maroon and we called it "Trouble". Then was the solid black saturn I called "Black Beauty". Now it takes me to the present. I still have my old truck, I call her Bertha. Yes, she is big, and old, that is the only reason. No, I got the shiny new sivler durango and thinking of a name.

It Was So Funny I Had To Steal It
Best forward I've ever gotten! LOL! SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258 th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to

Judging Others
Though it is human to evaluate people we encounter based on first impressions, the conclusions we come to are seldom unaffected by our own fears and our own preconceptions. Additionally, our judgments are frequently incomplete. For example, wealth can seem like proof that an individual is spoiled, and poverty can be seen as a signifier of laziness—neither of which may be true. At the heart of the tendency to categorize and criticize, we often find insecurity. Overcoming our need to set ourselves apart from what we fear is a matter of understanding the root of judgment and then reaffirming our commitment to tolerance. When we catch ourselves thinking or behaving judgmentally, we should ask ourselves where these judgments come from. Traits we hope we do not possess can instigate our criticism when we see them in others because passing judgment distances us from those traits. Once we regain our center, we can reinforce our open-mindedness by putting our feelings into words. To ackno

Mumms Being Deleted
Hi all u fubarians!!! I had a MUMM deleted this morning due to unknown causes. I was basically wanting opinions on the whole 9/11 attacks ...weather they were Really what they appeard to be or weather it was a government Conspiracy. I wanted others insight so i can Make Up My Mind. I read the blog rules on MUMMS and found that i didn't violate any rules so i preceeded to seek out a formal answer as to why it was deleted by way of contacting scrapper. I was very polite about the whole ordeal and all i got from him was, and i quote "read my blog". I wrote him another messege and am still waiting to hear back from him. I really have a hard time believing that he even read my MUMM or considered weather it was absolutely necessary to delete. I feel that I was not taken seriously and there is a problem here that needs fixing. I understand that the guy may be kinda busy since he is the "only" one that deals with them, but I see no reason for us to suffer because he dont wanna take the time t

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Just Thinking
I was just think of this all day. I put a mumm up today. I thought it was good but other could not understand it and then was putting me down for it. Why is people put other down? I thought this site was for grow up not children. putting other down is not right. Last time look I was not in High school anymore. so why ack like it, By putting others down. It is so wrong to be meen to others if you can not understand them just say so do not put them down. Be grow up about it . I know I would not put others down. I would try to under stand them. Any ways that what was on my mind

Some People Are Just Plain 'ol Stupid!!!
Sometimes I sit back and wonder why some people weren't spared a life filled with great pain and suffering. Most of the pain and suffering is self-inflicted! Yes I'm referring to the stupid people! I know some of you are saying "Bear be nice" and "Bear you shouldn't call people names", but I have had enough of it!!!. For example, in the army most pieces of equipment have instructions written on them or the packaging (w/ diagrams). You will always have someone standing there you can not grasp the simple concept of "take object A and object B and attach them with one red pin provided". Today after being stuck in traffic for 2 hrs (that is another blog) I stopped a the local 7/11 to get a Slurpie. As I wait in line to purchase my tasty beverage, there is a man in line about to pay for his purchases. This man took the simplest of tasks and turned it into the building of the pyramids! Someone please tell me what is so hard about swiping your card and pushing yes or no for a credit card pur

Just For The Hell Of It!
well i figured i would talk a lil bit bout me and let everyone kno a few things bout me that no one might of not known...well for starters i am bi just in case no one caught on to it yet..lol.i have 3 wonderful lil boys and a wonderful fiance that i love dearly. i am an outgoing person that love to party ...but only when my kids are sleepin.lol..umm i love to talk no one can get me to stop. i like to meet new ppl and hang out with them when ever i can. and i have to put this down cuz i love it. i love when i get rough. it is my main thing. i dont kno why but it turns me on in a way. lol.. ummm and my best feature on my body are my breast. yes they are huge and are a 42DD. i love them but then they can be a pain in the butt sometime. i like to have ppl come over to hang out and chat bout alltypes of things. and i aint shy..no way now how..i tell ya like it is. and i am kinda of mouthy lil biatch but that is the way i am i got it off of my mamma..lol..well that is enough for now just th

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Going Back To Michigan
well dont know if i should go back to calif of to texas Well i have a chance togo to michigan and viste or stay I dont know what i shall do or shall i move back to maine or stay here In Midwest city, Ok

My First Blog
I'm new to here but have a little comp savy. I love to meet new people and make new friends. I draw and write poetry. I love to do many things to many to list. Hoping to hear from you all take care muaah!!!

Used Like A Plase Matt!!
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT MEN LIKE USING WOMEN FOR JUST ONE THING!!! AND THEY LIKE TREATING THE GOOD WOMAN LIKE PLACE MATT'S AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH US THEN THEY THROW US IN THE TRASH JUST LIKE THE TREAT US AND IT GET'S TIRYING AFTER AWHILE... BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY WELL WHY DO YOU TAKE IT??? WELL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU USE ALL OF YOUR MONEY FOR THE KID'S THEN YOU TELL US WHAT ARE SUPPOSE TO DO???? IT IS HARD FOR US WHEN THE KID'S ARE INVOLVED BUT MEN DONT LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT THEY JUST WANT A PIECE AND THAT'S ALL THEN THEY THROW US AWAY!!!!!

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
Subject: The "Stutterin'" Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him" ahahaha tell me that isn't funny lmao:) To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card whe

Heartfelt Feelings...
cant stop the rain from falling, it hides the tears i shed.. longing to feel you next to me.. holding me so close.. wishing i could kiss your warm lips, to make me forget the pain your absence has left.. i know we will never be.. but i have the dream of someone.. If the only way to be together is in my dreams... Then I will sleep forever.. I MISS YOU.. last night, after work i got bad news of a friends passing.. he was a wonderful person that i knew through song.. he was on his way home yesterday from visiting his children in san antonio.. he will be missed greatly. R.I.P Ernie.. we will miss you always. your leaving to vegas.... what do i do...you dont even remember i exist... i'm scared for our little girl.. i wish i knew what to do...

Southern Traditions
During a funeral procession every vehicle , private or commercial , even 18 wheelers pull over to the side of the road out of respect. The police officers that block the intersections stand with their hand over their heart. Southern hospitality should be extended even to those who can not say "thank you." New Years Superstitions Empty pockets or empty cupboards on New Years Eve portend a year of poverty If the first person to cross the threshold of a house after midnight on New Years is a dark-haird man and he carries a shovel full of coal, then a year of good luck will follow. Its bad luck to let a fire go out on New Year's Eve. You could ensure yourself good fortune by draining the last dregs from a bottle of drink on New Years! The Weather: If the wind blows from the south, there will be fine weather and prosperous times in the year ahead. If it comes from the north, it will be a year of bad weather. The wind blowing from the east brings famine and calamities

Death By System Overload
So, the other day was a friends 21st. The party starts out pretty well. There is just the right mix of male, female and booze. Though if there is anything I have learned in life, it is that that mix always spells trouble. Well, there was a good amount of unpleasantness later in the night for my friend and his roommate (who also happens to be one of my best friends). Through it all, I was mostly pissed that everyone could give up the good party mood for such nonsense (I mean, the night started great so why does it have to be ruined). The outrageous part is, when it was all said and done, the last thought I had for the evening is, "it finally pays to be the not so open and outgoing guy." Then I woke up and wasn't drunk any more. Now that I am thinking straight, I have no clue what I was thinking. Go fig. Recently (ok, for most of my life) I have felt a little overwhelmed. I always want the people around me to be "happy". It's always been my thinking that if I help people they, in turn

Putting Your Affairs In Order!
"MAYA ANGELOU'S" BEST POEM EVER A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past j uicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... .. a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of cont

Under The Rug
Under the Rug A monster lives inside your room that no one will talk about Try to keep it hidden, but there isn't any doubt He's there, all covered with hair, blanketed with blame Just look away, look straight ahead, and never speak his name Daddy wouldn't let you cry, wouldn't let you show your fears Mommy wouldn't pacify, wouldn't wipe away the tears Daddy don't come home at night, Mommy's heart is growin' cold She cried herself to sleep each night but never told a soul (Don't think about it) Under the rug you sweep it all, no one accepts the blame (Don't ever talk about it) Under the rug you keep it all, beneath your shag of shame You struggled with your youth, just crying out for some affection But no one seemed to notice you or offer you protection Nobody wants to get involved, just mindin' their own business Although so many watched you fall, there never was a witness (Don't even think about it) Under

Master Abducts Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v

Child Support
This is kinda in a reponse to mumm about if it's greedy to want all you can get from child support. In a general perspective, yes, the less you have to do the better the child's taken care of (in some cases). I could do alot better in support of 2 of my kids, but they are taken care of. The other 2 I've been paying about 80% of my paycheck to, and for a while I had to still help the mother with cash, buy clothes, food, and for a while had the kids 4-5 days of the week. DCF finally caught on to what the food stamps and child support went to and took the kids, but I'm in a place that I can't have the kids because I couldn't afford my own place and have to worry about another state catching up to me because I didn't have enough money left over to pay the other child support. My recent ex has been real supportive over the situation, and I help when I can which isn't much, and she probably needed it the most. At least she doesn't quit trying to make an income when support starts comin

Fubar Rant
Normally I blog in myspace, but someimes it's nice to witch things up lol. So, my birthday is 4 days away, I'll be 20, how unexciting is that? Everyone keeps telling me "oh another year till your 21." Well I don't drink anymore, so whats the point in being excited about that? lol I did all my drinking before the legal age, I got it out of the way then I suppose. I wont be doing anything for my birthday, most of my family doesn't really care or know what time of year it is. They're all stuck up my my cousins ass wonder when she's going to get out of jail. They're too worried about my other cousins wedding...Now I understand both those things are bigger than a birthday, but I've always come last in this family, I come last after my two older sisters, and I come last after all three of my cousins. So maybe I get tired of it once inna while who knows. Once I move to Florida it'll be better...God I miss it down there. I miss my boy friend, I just want to be with him. He goes out with hi

Notice To My New Friends
Okay can drama become any bigger than it already is in my life! Holy %$#!@ Doesn't look like he is coming home any time soon, and NOW I my friend is SUDDENLY in love with me! What the hell have I done to cause this??? Any answers please. Happens on a regular basis! not that it bothers me alot just all of the sudden once my husband is gone they appear from no where. I miss you all and If at all I manage to get a computer I will write ya all! hugs! Tinker Bell Hello my sexy friends i have a few things to say to you all and any one who comes by my profile.... It seems some people like to use names on me that no one is permitted to use on me. Dont ever call me trashy names! Your comments will not be returned. Please i am asking that people respect me as i would respect you. Ok, second i am now getting on here through my cell. So its rather difficult to answer comments and such. Please if you like, refer to my myspaced link. Ty my adoring friends. :-* So I suppose you

Harassment At Work, The Victim Is The "bad Guy" Well Girl In This Case!
I reported my boss for years of sexual harassment. HR was to talk about those incidents and tell him to stop that. Well they made it stop everything and when they talked to me and told me all the "rules" and such they made it seem like I was the bad person and etc...and to not confuse these rules w any for of retaliation. Which means now things we have all done all along...if I do one thing...they can terminate me without me saying it's retaliation supposedly. And all this so there is no "grey" area. And they (HR & VP) also made comment of apparently I had a fit and went off on our service guy and called him a bunch of names and such. I NEVER DID THIS AND DON'T RECALL ANYTHING CLOSE TO IT! I asked what happened and when and I was given, "It's of no importance" yeah right. See I asked HR what I should do because I just wanted to email my boss and tell him to stop and use better judgement. Well they said that was incorrect and took it all in their "hands" and all this other stuff was

Sex Joke
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!

Friends..what Are They
had a friend of mine today.. see that I got a happy hour today..soo he asked me who got me my happy hour. Heres part of the convo: this ass friend of mine sent me this comment this morning, asking who got me my happy hour... *LORD WOLF...: excuse m'y upbringing *LORD WOLF...: board flirtatious housewife acting like a tramp ->*LORD WOLF...: no. i have never showed him any skin. other than 2 pics i had private in past *LORD WOLF...: never mind imagination told me concidering u showing to much skin lately *LORD WOLF...: what u have to do for it? ->Cubs Fan ...: lmao ->*LORD WOLF...: friend keith Who needs friends like this? Uh, guess showing cleavage is to much.

Girl,me & U {think Of Me & U}
In the morning, when I get of bed thoughts of you are goin thru my head, in the afternoon I think about all the things we can do thru the night - I think about me & u - In the evening, I think of me & u- thinkin about u in ure night gear...I work all day,and It's hard for me too concentrate....All I ever do is think of me & u, All I do is think of me & u....u got me goin crazy...I always get turned on, never turned out by any woman, but I think for this instance, its different....All I do, is think of me & u....

Reflections Of A Weary Heart
life...a big mystery...sitting here feeling that life has been sucked out of me is something that i am basically trying to reflect on...where is this life headed? is what i am doing worth it? or am i just being stupid to think that some things are really worth it... as i traverse life's highways i meet several beings...beings who display different character as they are being unique in every way...as i acquaint myself with them i slowly realize...they are quite similar in certain aspects...personification of life being pretentious... pretentions...it is very common in our world...people pretending to like you when in fact they detest you...they seem to find glory and happiness in the agony and suffering of others...they knowingly play with your emotions...quite hard to understand...and really painful...but i guess that is what really life is...empty and senseless...

Help Me Stay In Front In Happy Hour Contest
All Right Tru-Fu's AUSSIE is in His 1ST HAPPY HOUR CONTEST EVER LETS HELP HIM GET HAPPY! HE ALWAYS HELPS OUT EVERYONE ELSE LETS SHOW HIM THE RESPECT BACK! CLICK HIS PIC & BOMB HIM HARD ALWAYS READY AND WILLIN TO HELP OUT FU-FRIENDS Mystical Dreamzzzz@ fubar

If I Closed My Eyes......
If I closed my eyes, would my heart stop breaking letting me love again. If I closed my eyes, would it ease the pain, would i feel free again. If I closed my eyes, would my dreams be for real or just another fantasy in my head. If I closed my eyes ,in the darkness would I see my future before me or would my past forever haunt me .. If I closed my eyes , would all my sorrow and pain go away. If I close my eyes, sometimes I wonder if I'd be better off not opening them again.......

What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like thee

Trav Intro
Well i guess you cana say im here to make new friends, fuck buddies and buisness contacts. Im an Artist first then a bedroom freak, into all kinds of music and art but when it comes to sex. Watch out i may not be covered in huge muscles, but i've never had any complaints or girls faking the O-face lol. The female body is one of lifes greatest works of art, we are all imperfect in some way or another, but when im given a womans body to pleasure you better have the day off. I spend X2 my time exploring and pleasing your senses, before you ever touch me back. What can i say im a giver all day and all night, sex should be extremly sensual and erogenous but not always on an emotional level. Im young and exploring the world and all of its options before attachment. Im always thinking of sex(who isn't) and (warning fetish) female squirting, if you never have then we can pop you 2nd cherry =) After sex we'll talk about the rest of what we want in life, i want to make movies, comics, cartoon

Boyfriend Application
Name: Age: Hair color: Eye color: Religious Beliefs: Occupation: Yearly Income: Do you own a car? If so what year/make? Do you own,rent,or share your place? If so where at? Do you have any criminal charges againist you? If so what are they, and when did they take place? Have you ever been committed or entered a mental health facility for treatment? If so, what was your diagnosis and what meds do you take? Do you like kids? Do you want kids of your own? Do you think you can love kids that are not yours like your own? Can you treat them with respect? Do you like a thick woman with a big ass? Can you respect my gangsta? LOL Do you think a 36B chest size is plenty or not enough? Do you like it shaved,trimmed or jungle? Do you like porn? If so, would you want me to watch it with you? Do you like cartoons? If so which ones? Can you handle the fact that I watch more cartoons than anything else? Do you play roleplaying g

Fan Fiction
Title: It's all for You Characters: The Ninth Doctor; Rose Tyler; mentions of Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, Luna Lovegood, Violet Baudelaire, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, and Bella Swan Pairing: Nine/Rose Rating: G Genre: Romance Word Count: 1,396 Author's Note: This takes place three months after chapter I. Enjoy! Rose sat in the room in her suite on a crisp September afternoon, checking her email and doing research for one of her psychology classes while her suitemates were out at class; hers were already over with for the day. Being the oldest out of all the girls in the suite was an odd feeling for her, but comforting at the same time. It was funny how a year could change her so much, and how much that she could learn about herself in that time. An instant message popped up on the computer screen, causing Rose to stop her research for that moment. A message from somebody that she didn’t know; somebody called “SonicScrewdriver”. Son

Very Important!! Read Now!!
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drugs effects are not temporary- They are perman

Friends Who Helped Me Level To Henchman!
These people have either Helped me over the last few days by bring down points or They helped me level today! They are all awesome friends or friends of friends who are now all ANGELS in my eyes and yall ROCK! Check them all out some or either close to leveling themselves so please go show them love they are great! They are in particular order just show them lots of love! Just Jilly****Tappinit got my Cherry **** Go Red Wings!!!!@ fubar Kasman ~^~FREE SPIRIT LEVELERS~^~SHADOW LEVELERS~^~@ fubar Cherian@ fubar robisue(Club F.a.r.)**Lollipop GUrlz **Fubar World Cruise**Shadow Levelers**Fu-Owned By Miss Crys~@ fubar Bec Bec "LOLLIPOP GURL" (FUBAR WORLD CRUISE)@ fubar ~Phoenix~@ fubar dale jr fan 88@ fubar PebblesinAZ- Be My Master...Bid 2 Own ME! C Blog! Come get my Goodies!@ fubar *

Waiting
I sit here waiting fro some one to come and love me. I have set my heart on the line many of times. Fubar is a wonderful place with hopeful people though I fear my heart is still on the line for some .. When will it be my time?

Tgif Almost!
Sorry I havn't been on much lately. Been picking up hours at work. Either that.. or busy watching what gos on in my neighborhood. Been told , I need to get out more often..so other night I went up to the icecream place. The owner..she and I have started becoming friends. She was telling me I was blocking her view. I was like.. wtf? Anyways.. here she was watching the scene behind me. This woman was staggering around..pounding on the windows. Her man kicked her out. I went and sat behind the icecream place..watching. So did another couple. LMAO. such cheap entertainment. I seen the guy carrying out her stuff..and throwing it in the yard..with her yelling at him. She went to follow him in, and he locks her out. It went on for quite some time..then the cops finally came. Anyways, just letting everyone know.. I will be closing my auction very soon. I will give it 2 more days at the most.. then accept a offer. So incase you havnt seen it.. heres my auction i am in.. http:

Why
i don't get men. They act like they want u but won't commit. Then u got men who are clingy whiney and needy who won't leave u alone. Honestly i would rather have a guy that hardly gave me affection then a guy who smothers me. Can't they just meet somewhere in the middle? I mean come on girls meet in the middle. I just don't understand. I went from a guy who showed very little affection except in the bedroom to a guy who is clingy and sissyfied. I tried to tell him but he just whines its so annoying. Let me know any females opinion on this if you agree disagree or what u prefer

My Grandbaby !!
Today my heart got shattered I was awoke by the phone a call telling me that my 2nd oldest Granddaughter had been hit by a Toyota Pick up that ran a stop sign !! She has a 50 50 chance of surviving this her brain is fine, but the rest of her body is all broke up !! My God she is only 11 years old she's a baby Cheyanne is a beautiful Blond haired blue eyed girl with a heart of gold !! What is wrong with people why are they running stop signs & hitting OUR children OUR grandchildren !! Do they not know what a STOP sign is for she was crossing the street she was suppose to be safe crossing a cross walk !! I am so angry this beautiful girl is lying in the hospital fighting for her life, because of some MORON who didn't take the time to STOP at a STOP SIGN !!! I'm sorry I am just so angry that I could lose another Grandbaby I don't want to lose another one !!! PLEASE PLEASE Pray for her to get better !! Her name is Cheyanne Winter Dawn Please Keep Her In Your Prayers Please !! Tha

Funny Sh*t
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his carming toward him. Whoooooos

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Whats New With The Jester?
So lets see what have I done? where have I been you ask. Whats new with jester you as Well here it is, 2 years ago in a little lounge called pheonexxx radio(what ever) met some cool peoples. A little over a year later I hopped around lounges met a person from there. Ect kept finding this same person in the lounges. ok before i go on those that known me for more than a year knows that shit happends sometimes online right? Some also know I said that I would never date another girl online,long distance, blah blah right. Im not sure whats going on but I went back on this word. Iv had alot of things happen to me this year. Thought I was going to die at one point like cuz thats what the docs told me and shit. So I quickly relized whats important in life and cut the BS. So yeah back to the story. I finally got the balls up to talk to Jessa, or she did or hell idk we just did. We talked on and off for a long time. She remembers all the way back to that 2 years ago, i sadly dont. We

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Lost A Part Of Me... :*(
Sunday night I lost the best person that could have game into my life. last night at about 8:30 I lost my child, I had a miscarriage. It was by far the most worst thing any expecting mother could ever go thru.This baby was my 1st pregnancy. I was told my senior yr by 2 Dr.s that I was unable to produce eggs, and this was a sign to prove them wrong. I produced an egg, and concieved a child of my own. This does not mean I'm going to give up on trying to have a child. This was just natures way of telling me it was either the wrong time, or the wrong father, or both! DAVID WAYNE or KARMA MARIE~GOD REST IN PEACE AND MOMMY LOVES YOU!!! I'M SORRY

Good By Myspace
you know i found out some people know so much more about me than i know about myself, its really damn disturbing cause you know the next time i guess i'm gonna be a saint or someting or own the world that i didn't know that i did... people that are in the 40's can't seem to stay away from drama, just figured by that age they would of grown the hell up? right you would think that but i guess not... I don't take it lightly when someone internet threatins my family.... on other notes LOL just got off work and i'm fixing to go to bed.... chat at everyone later sense now i have gotten some stress off my chest

No Sex For Months Can Realy Chang A Man
i haven't had sex now for 4 mouths and im starting to think something is rong fith me. im a realy out going guy,i dont get mad that esey and i dont think i look that bad.so what am i doing rong?

Military
I just got back from picking my daughter up at Fort Jackson. WOW!! I never saw so many good looking MEN in uniform. Thanks to ALL of you for letting me live in a free and beautiful country. I wish all of you a safe and joyous Holiday. Thank You again!!!

I Really Just Feel Like Crying...
Ok guys and girls… I have a bad news… THE BIG BOSS of the company 1633 (those real the one who’s taking care in Europe of the magazine : NewLook, Maximal and many others… So THE BOSS just decide that I’m looking way too young to be on the cover + interview… bla bla bla… they call me the women-child… anyways… I guess I’m not good enough for those one who always have in mind that a REAL WOMEN is a tall girl with big boobs and a different look than me… I’m not planning on writing you a big story but this news really crew up my day… I’m feeling like I want to cry… I’m going outside to change my idea… I need a breather. Take Care! Ariel Rebel

Fed Up With The Bullshit
i cant figure out why when a guy works his ass off to provide 4 the women he is with that she has to push him away and treat him like shit. i mean wtf im not perfect but damn it seems like the more u try to provide, the more u get the crap kicked out of your heart. wtf is up with that shit. And you say you can't find a decent man, but when you do you just take their heart and crush it!!

Men=confusion!!
--I spent night after night falling asleep to your voice --I wake up everyday and have texts from you concerned about how I slept --Then all of a sudden theres nothing, no phone calls, no texts --I message you every place I can think of --I begin to wonder if something horrible has happend to you --Why are you so gone? --What have I done? --You don't realize how much I blame myself... --Obviously you don't care --All I think I was is something to occupy you breifly --Did I really deserve this? --Are you really gone for good? --I honestly loved you --I believed the words you spoke were true --Who is she that's taking my place? --I swear I have something that says "Break my heart" on my forehead

Bite Me
I'm convinced meeting people online is more about marketting banner ads than it is actually hooking up with someone that you find to be unbelievably fun. There's nobody cool anymore. Furthermore, wtf happened to all the rock stars of the world? Thats another rant for another day though.... The point is... Trying to meet someone online is about as productive as sticking your hand in the garbage disposal with it turned on. I don't know anyone its worked for. It sure seems to me to be more about superficial ego boosting than it is about meeting someone that you will have more fun in an hour with than most married people have fun in during their entire lives. The whole thing is just a big stupid farce...

Boomer
u know if it hadnt been for bush this country would still be as good as it once was. now it will take a long ass time to get the economy back up. hopefully obama can do something to fix it or else this country will go all to hell. anyone who wants to comment be my guest would like to hear what the american people think

Help Me Please
i need some help!, anyone have any advice on how to handle your better half when their going through midlife crisis. its killin me slowly and hurting our family.i feel so alone in this.he has pushed his family away,

Dixon Giackino
As most of you know, I lost my son last month in an ATV accident. My life since then has been a nightmare of tears and pain. My family and I have been taking some comfort in the fact that Dixon was able to donate his organs and tissues to others. I am very proud that he was my son and I miss him so very much. My family and I have decided to start a scholarship in Dixon's name. He should have graduated with the class of 2010.

Tell Me The Truth
Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss. If you're my friend, please answer this: Are we fiends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I wont forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to HEAVEN and

Game Over!
This is my final warning I am at my end I bling, shitface and buy drinks I listen to be a friend But yet I continue to get treated like an enemy you see putting on the guilt trip and battling it out with me. I can not continue to do this I'm suppose to have fun in here, not stressed I've made a few genuine friends for those I'm truly blessed. I'm sad to see this all come down as I enjoyed this site but I cant win in these constant battles so I'll wave the flag of white. This is not yet a goodbye but a mere warning you see as I will leave if this continues and say farewell to thee. Obviously I'm not much of a poem writer but I think you get my point. Sad thing is, I've been arguing a lot this past week with people who are in my friend and family list. I dont like fighting and I dont like it when people are angry or mad at me. As time goes on, people tend to become closer and friendships start to develop. Im here to help people and to have fun playing the game, gettin

Justinmyers
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Things That I Like
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the reach of my armsThe span of my hips,The stride of my step,The curl of my lips.I'm a womanPhenomenally.Phenomenal woman,That's me.I walk into a roomJust as cool as you please,And to a man,The fellows stand orFall down on their knees.Then they swarm around me,A hive of honey bees.I say,It's the fire in my eyes,

If Only I Were Lint...
I dont know what Im going to write..so we'll just go with it.. HMM... Ive been so stressed out about finding a place to live lately that I havent really done much but sit here and play on the comp..mostly on LC..is it a bad thing? HELL NO! Ill admit Im addicted,but everyone is just sooo awesome..with the exception of a few creepy's... but hey,creepys need love to no? KRISTIANE I LOVE YOU!!! :) lol thought you'd like that! well Ill end this..bc it really has no meaning,just did it for the girl I love lol...one day Ill be more insightful.

Canada People
and still the search engine for LC bites ass!! nothing against all of you gorgeous american sweethearts.... but perhaps the search engine needs to be changed a bit...??? or if any canadian people see this you should throw me a message!!!!!

Another Sex Survey?
So im sat here reading someguys blog about how most ppl on lost cherry are a either sex mad or a perv! So its got me thinking is sex really that important? I mean , dont get me wrong, i love sex and its surely is a great thing... but is it the be all and end all of a relationship? If u met ur dream/man woman and they didnt want too have sex for various reasons, would u end the relationship? If u were having a sexual relationship with someone and they were crap in bed, would u finish the relationship, Have we become totaly sex bonkers? How many of u actually would pick a true meaningfull relationship over sex?

Wisdom
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. "One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. "The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Just Chillin'
i luv u ppl!!!!!!! its great being here and i know ya'll feel the same. plz b kind and rate my pics, im me, or just tell me wassup? i wanna hear from all of u if i can possibly do that...lol! keep doing what ya'll do and give a lil love to everyone and their momma...lol peace out and keep the good times rollin' wassup peeps just chillin on this end. im fresh on this so if ne one can hook me up with sum kool ppl 2talk2 and sum kool clips and pics ill be straight.......lol just wanted 2 let ya'll know that this site is the shiz-nit!!!!! and everyone i met so far is really kool as fuk...u know who u r!!!! so keep bringn what u bring best.......lots of kool shite!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Lost For A Moment
'I got lost in your eyes for a moment' Sweet girl, flesh bound of ring and chain Your look, I capture without disdain The world be quiet, time stay still I hold your gaze, your mind I feel A gaze that lingers long and slow Neither wanting to let us go Yes, I got lost for a moment. In dark hell, of cruel desire green eyes, burn your strange fire alive alert, green emerald eyes, deep green pools do disguise What Karene? So cool serene! I got lost in your eyes for a moment ...

Gods Have Forsakken Me
another year comes to an and, and another year starts up a new. Constant things tease to change with the flows of time, but still they remain indifferent to the crash of the waves. They say the hardest part of life is sticking to it, I say the hardest part of life is when to pull the plug. I would like for once where my life followed my plans, and not the plans of the cosmos. Taunting me with delights of the flesh and soul, but yanks them away at a moment's notice. My heart yearns for companionship, buy is feed rations of dried up, out dated M.R.E.s of promises hard to keep. Optimistic reasons to help others, regardless of getting some help when needing it. Constantly running a foul of life's jagged cliff face or small wonders. Harsh winds forcing my sails to run me aground, on an island with nothing for any source of food. Me against the world that I know, the bell just rang, and every one's in the worlds corner. Time for yet another round. I'm sick and tired of being single. the god

Images
Memories reflecting upon my soul A soul of never relenting anger Love isn't what it used to be To my aching mind a wandering Haunting images cloud the days Days fun, laughter, tears & fears Those were the best days Memories that could wash away Hurt & despair no longer burden me.... A old willowing tree Embarking upon the countryside Chasing away the images Swallowing up all my pride Where should I go from here Thousands of answers Yet the choice isn't always so clear Nuture your soul, take the toll and embrace this life By, De Anna Brandon January 27, 2003

Hi Cherries!!
Hey all, just wanted to say Im loving Lost Cherry!! Im still getting used to everything but its a blast...Im totally getting addicted lol..so I hope to get to know alot of you and I hope you think I am a cool person...Hit me up, rate me, or whatever just K.I.T!!!

And So It Came To Pass
NEVER HEARD IT PUT QUITE THIS WAY BEFORE ! ! ! ! ! ! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God the

What Is Sexy?
Sexy is a matter of opinion. In defining sexy, there are no rules, only preferences. One man finds eyes to be a woman's most attractive physical quality while another considers her hips or waist the most appealing. Some women like tall, dark, and handsome men; some women like smaller, blonder, even more fragile men. Like features, opinions change from person to person. Sexy is a matter of personality and confidence. A person can have a body to be envied, but without a matching personality, they are not classy. Classiness is conveyed through simple confidence. Classically sexy people are confident in their appearance and composure. They may not necessarily be super-model beautiful or drop-dead handsome, but they possess an unshakable assuredness of their worth. They are not arrogant, but they know who they are and are secure in that knowledge. Classically sexy people do not feel the need to bare all because they do not define their worth by how much they can attract.

Christmas
Well as many of yous know my mom year of the dragon lives in B.C and I live in Ontario. Since I was a little baby I had always had christmas with my mom. When she moved out of town in 2003 our christmas where no longer together. This year since we both have computer my boyfriend said why not web cam with your mom christmas morning so she can see the kids open there gifts. So thats what we did. My poor mom was up at like 5:30am because she three hours behind me. She watched as they opened there gifts. I think that may have just made my moms christmas that much better. My mom means alot to me and the fact that she was able to share christmas morning with her grandkids and me was the best christmas gift that anyone could ever give us. Maybe next year she will be here with us. Wishing everyone and there families a merry christmas and happy new years from my family and me.

Life Or Death
If you havnt heard i lost my mom the 6th of Dec.She had a fight with Breast Cancer years ago,and had won.Late Nov. she woke up and told my dad her side hurt.Whent to the Dr.'s office to fine out her Ball-Bladder had to come out(sorry forgot what was wrong.Well during the sugery they noticed her liver was 98% eaten up with Cancer.After more tests the found more around her heart.What started off as being Breast Cancer ended up all over her body.They gave her 6-8 weeks.Try that was a day or two after T-day.I could go on and on....But this is to let EVERYONE know...PLEASE GET CHECKED OUT LIKE YOU SHOULD IF NOT FOR YOU FOR YOUR FAMILY..............

Fuck The Fucked-up Mothafucking Fuckers
Fuck them hard and fuck them fast, In their ears and up their ass. Fuck them soft and fuck them slow, In their mouths and between their toes. Fuck them up and fuck them down, Fuck them every which way 'round. Fuck them here. Fuck them there. Fuck them all. Everywhere. This is my happy thought for today. Fuck the fucked-up mothafucking fuckers. Yeah I said it and I liked it and I will probably say it again too maybe even several more times. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck them stupid bastards and the fucking bitches too. Fuck this Fuck that Fuck me Fuck you Fuck him and her fuck them fuck the dumb shit and the smart shit too just fuck it all Fuck them fucked up mothafucking fuckers. And I dont fucking feel any better yet. Fuck Guess I will have to go get fucked up then. Fuck off, I'm out.

Love
Love, love is the answer I think about love don't think about bright moons, twinkling stars, red wine, silent whispers, holding hands, secret love letters... I think about pure sex deep sex hard sex rough sex Love, love is the answer I think about love Don't think about candlelights, red roses, wedding bells, moonlight serenades, warm summer nights, table for two... I think about pure sex deep sex hard sex rough sex

?? I'm Just Thinking ??
Someone Emailed me this. At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom...." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Acco

Adult Cheesecake!!!!
1 cup yager liquor 1 cup Razzamataz 2 8oz packages of Philidephia cream cheese softened 1 small tub of cool whip whipped topping 1/2 cup sugar 4 tablespoons lemon extract (real lemon juice works the best) get a graham cracker pie crust the biggest one you can buy and a package of knox gelatin unflavored mix the cream cheese and the lemon juice and sugar until there are no lumps then add the whipped cream liquor and knox gelatin (find it in the canning isle at wall mart) whip it and then put into your pie crust and place in the refrigerator over night. topping is made with frozen raspberries mixed with a 1 cup razzamataz & 2 shots of yager

I Am Back
Hey guys Iknow a few of you probally thought i dropped off of the face of earth but I didn't I have been extremly sick for about 2 weeks. I am happy to say it is over and i am back time to have fun definetly love the new crush feature they added and will try and get around to viewing the stashes and photos that have been updated since i havenot been here.

Zombie Survival Handbook
Q: What is a Zombie? A: a Zombie is, by any account, the living dead or "undead". Animated corpses that have come to life through means unknown, some say it's a virus, others think it has spiritual connections. still another theory is a result of nuclear waste. whatever the cause, The undead are a nuisance to the living. Zombies can also create others of it's kind, when a living human~ is exposed to a zombies bodily fluid. the person will eventually die and come back as one of them. the time it takes for somebody to "turn" varies from person to person. it could have something to do with the immune system, metabolism, and body mass. however it is at this time virtually impossible to study. if you have encountered zombies, and have found safe refuge, immediately inspect everyone in your group for bites, wounds or open sores. Next Entry: **How do i kill something that is already dead?** ~sometimes animals too

Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You (alternate Ending)
My muse again suggested an alternate ending, and as before, I tend to favor her version. Here is the version with her ending (written from her perspective). It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you th

Just A Blog...
Hello all, My name is Nick, I was just writing this blog to introduce myself... I will post my views of the world in here.. not that anyone really cares what i think, i just feel as though i can write a blog of how i feel... Ever make a mistake you wish you could take back? Everyone had, if not that makes you perfect. I made the mistake of getting married too young to the wrong woman...she wasn't very pretty, she has the personality of a six year old, she acts more like a man than a woman(scary a woman who acts like a man and is not lesbian, i dunno how that worked...) seven years later we are going through a very nasty divorce, she's taken most of my money, so much so that i can't move out of this god forsaken town. She actually thinks she can cheat on me and i'd be ok with that. It drove me nuts for five of those years... Now i found someone else (at least i'm talking to someone else, i hope it's more than talking though she's so much better than my ex-wife it ma

Valentines Day Is Over!
2007 Valentines Day is over! I hope you all enjoyed the day. I sure did! I added some valentines day pictures just for cherry...so enjoy! Hey cherries, I hope you enjoy your weekend!!!!!! Im not sure if i will be on here much for the next couple of days. By the way leave a voice message on my page........i will be so happy if you do....mwahhhhh!!!!! Also add yourself to my guestbook.

I Got A New Pup
hey everybody i finally got my new pooch.he was born on febuary 14.he turned two yesterday.he is a pure bred jack russell terrier.hes a real sweety.we all love him very much.i was wondering if anyone had any tips for taking care of a jack russell.any tips??? i put a couple pics in the default folder..pics just do him justic though.he looks just like wishbone if anyone knows who that is.......

Poppin The Blog Cherry...
So here I am, 3:30 am, writing my first blog. My friend Casey lust left. I love workin with him, it's like a party all the time. It's been so hard makin friends and gettin them to come over. We just talked and I showed him pictures from my album. Granted I'm a talented photographer, it still felt lame. I get really paranoid that people think I'm weird and won't wanna hang out because I have trouble makin friends here...I guess I shouldn't worry so much. I can't think of anything else of substance to say...

Update
I wanted to wait a few days before writting a new blog. So I would have more to tell. Saturday the 17th Tristen, Alex and I had a birthday party to go to in Lively. The last time we where out to Lively Nicole Tristens godmom told him the next time he went out there he might be able to spend the night. Well he never forgot he packed his pj's so he could stay the night. After the party was over we Tristen asked Nicole and Norm if he could spend the night they said it was okay with them. Norm and Nicole are Tristens godparents. So that was Tristens first night sleeping away from home. He sure liked it tho thats all he talked about for two days he was driving me crazy. I didnt mind not having him here it was a nice brake mind you I still had Kieyah & Alex. Tuesday 20th I had playgroup with Alex & Kieyah I was telling the lady the does the playgroups that Alex still wouldnt crawl well as we where talking about it the little guy decided to crawl and he hasnt stopped since. I was so happy

Nascar Should Fine Themselfs
I wasn't home to watch qualifying for Sundays 2nd points race but when I got home I checked the results (listed below) My reactions were as follows .... Jeff Gordon > pole.."fuck you Gordon"... Mark Martin qualifies 3rd > .. ""man he's doin good in that new Chevy !" .... Dale Jr.. starts 5th >> " holy shit, WHOOYAA, Gordon won't be in first for long !!"" Readin down the list ... blah, blah ,blah... Did not qualify MICHAEL WALTRIP ..>> WTF First I thought GREAT !! karma finally got him for Daytona. This is where I started getting a lil pissed.. I watched the inspections for Daytona and I saw the interview with Waltrip as the beginning steps of getting caught started to unfold and I watched him lie right thru his big fat lips.. After getting busted for the illegal fuel alot of people and drivers were upset that he wasn't ejected from the race (me being one of them) How was this fair to the other drivers and teams.. You cannot say 'oh he's just a driver he

My Life
I do not like the traditional lines, I will do my own and be just fine, I will not promise til death do us part, I will promise that I love you with all my heart, We will see what the future holds, We will have to wait until it unfolds, In tough spots I will never hide, I promise to be at your side, I can't go long without you near, With you around I have nothing to fear, So in short you are my one and only, And I love you and will be with you always, Now I know only doesn't rhyme with always, But you try to rhyme it in just one day, But you get the message, I hope, So pucker up, and kiss this bloke. it was nice to know that you use to care, it is nice to know that you won't always be there, to you i was just something to use, to me you were the one i would choose, but you decided and now it's done, here i am, but now your gone

My 2 Cents: The Media Whore
Ok. So Paris got ticketed again because that dumb blonde decided to drive around without a license, and her publicist says that she wasn’t aware that her license was suspended? How can this idiot not know that her license was suspended and yet she was caught speeding while being intoxicated? Even better question: Does the judicial system of California have at least one ounce intelligence when it comes to a celebrity committing crimes and getting away with it or is a figment of my imagination? My @ cents: Everyone knows that this media whore here is willing to do anything to be in the limelight and upstage anybody for popularity. Ok. So what is going with Britney Spears lately? What the hell is wrong with this one? Ok. I understand that she is one of the biggest media whores next to Paris Hilton, but this dumb bitch is definitely taking the cake. First she goes running around in Vegas, marrying some dope and divorcing him 24 ours later, then she and K-Fed get married and has a really

Personality Questionaire
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:15ish, after pressing snooze a bunch of times on my alarm set for 6:50am on the clock that's 18 minutes fast. >> 2. Diamonds or Pearls? Both are permanently affixed to my person >> 3. What was the last film you saw at the movie theater? "Ghost Rider" with my little brother (Nicholas Cage rocks) >> 4. What is your favorite TV show? Now? Prison Break, Nip Tuck, The Shield, and Smallville >> 5. What did you have for breakfast? OK this is embarassing: an ice cream sandwhich >> 6. What is your middle name? Elizabeth >> 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Hmmmm......That I make myself?: Angel Hair pasta with creamy pesto sauce, pieces of grilled chicken, sun dried tomatoes, parmesean cheese, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, capers, and lemon. That I eat out: Sushi, Korean food, and the mussels at Olive Garden >> 8. What foods do you dislike? none really... sometimes sea cucumber, but I rarely have to deal with

Heidi
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Strippers
Yeah,I'm a stripper.I get paid to shake my ass and get drunk and I'm damn good to.I support my family do this.So,anyone that has a problem with this GET OVER IT!!If you had the money you would pay me to shake my ass for you too> LATER

Poem By Little Old Me! :)
Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Cell walls built by society, With rules to obey. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. So how do you grow, With a timebomb inside? Or how to defuse it, Without destroying your mind? Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So

I Usually Come Up With A Title After I Write (in C)
A crane displays no shame when shitting on the dock. A turtle hides his weathered neck sunning on a rock. Sitting idle a man covers his sleeve If his legs worked he'd leave If his heart beat he'd bleed In sight he'd read his want and need of planted seed and lead Hand in hand shaking off the greed He is of me and also she A little of this and a little of that Cutting through sadness with a plastic bat. If it ever finds you in the middle of September It'll leave a sight that you ought remember Taking with it the life that is almost guaranteed A young child plays in the leaves Slowing life down to the speed of a parking lot Put experience in your very own prime time spot Things that can't be understood unless you're struck by the ambiguous abyss Taking something dark and have a new meaning for it

Daywalker
Asking everyone to send freedom fighter some luv. He started his page and then got called up for active duty overseas in the millitary. While we enjoy our freedom that he is fighting for. Thank you daywalker Having the ability to accept things as they are no matter what the out come is a plus.

Im In A Contest
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Mothers
IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT !!! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the ne

New Orleans
There's an area on the border of the French Quarter and "The Bywater" known to the homeless as "The Wall". Anyone in New Orleans who has extra meals knows to bring them down to The Wall at 7 pm each evening to feed the homeless. I'm at The Wall usually on Thurs through Sunday nights serving the homeless and offering what ever advise I can give them (as well as handing out cigarettes as a hook to bring them to me). The Wall is usually a safe place for them to come and eat without being hassled by NOLA PD. What we are doing is illegal and we can be arrested for it. It doesn't matter that BB & Sam are NOLA PD they know they can be arrested too by supporting this feeding operation. So does Sam's Mom & Dad, Sisters and Nephews. But his entire family shows up night after night along with a few neighbors and some local preachers. They are an inspiration to me. Tonight was cute as a Priest was walking around with a squirt gun full of Holy Water squirting EVERYONE! Afterward Sam and I

Sympathy
From The Hayes Daily News by R. W. Yeager, Norton, KS: We need to show more sympathy for these people. They travel miles in the heat; they risk their lives crossing a border; they don't get paid enoughwages; they do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do; they live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language; they rarely see their families; and they face adversity all day everyday. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans.....I'm talking about our troops. Doesn't it seem strange that Congress is willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but won't support our troops and are now threatening to de-fund them? Please pass this on. This is worth the short time it takes to read it. Semper Fidelis, Roadie

Getting Hitched
This evening Eugene officially proposed to me and we are going to make our happy union legal! Thanks to Lost Cherry/Cherry Tap We found each other here and our relationship blossomed into the love we share today and only grows as each day passes more and more. We have been putting it off due to some legal issues regarding probate, guardianship and other things but the longer things drag on, the more sense it makes to avoid any future possible problems by getting a piece of paper signed by a stranger to avoid such issues. Some say the third time’s a charm and I hooked into the eternal bachelor. Imagine that! There is so much to do but the plan is to have a simple civil ceremony on June 4th. We had already “jumped the broomstick” but once that piece of paper states we are “Officially Husband and Wife” we will be looking into a unique Handfasting Ceremony to celebrate or love for each other with family and friends. I want to shout it from the mountain tops

Texans They're Everywhere!
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes. "There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots, and chasing the sheep; they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. "They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are running around with just one wing; they refuse to walk and insist on bringing their horses with them." The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello --- hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm ba

Fathers Day
1. A Father and a Dad Are Not the Same A father and a dad are not the same: One can be a dad and not a father, Or one can be a father and not bother To earn through love the more endearing name. Some find fatherhood a bit too tame, Leaving all the details to the mother, Or dumping the sweet burden on another Man with just a passing twinge of shame. You have been our dad so many years That you've become the landscape that is home, The mountain that we look to from afar. No matter where we go we're not alone, For you remain within to still our fears And be the word that tells us who we are. 2.To Be a Good Father, What Must One Do? To be a good father, what must one do? First one must love, as the sun warms the Earth, Nourishing those to whom it gave birth With radiant pleasure and joy ever new. And what then, my father, must a good father do? Then one must give of oneself, as a rill Flings itself carelessly down a steep hill To fill up a hollow with heave

What's A Good Name For Your First Blog
If I am going to take the time to write a blog, I want it to be something someone will read. If I write a blog and nobody reads it, was it really written? Also, I want it to be thought provoking or entertaining. What's the point in reading something if you don't take something away when you are done? So here I am, typing away and I still don't have a clue what the subject of this blog will be. Basically, I have two choices. I could continue to ramble until a thought enters my mind or I could take a few minutes, look around the room or think of the things that have happened to me in the last day or two that strikes a chord. Rather than taking the chance on loosing you altogether I choose the later. I'll be back in a few minutes with a thought... I don't want to push people from other countries away so feel free no matter where you call home to chime in with your thoughts. Today I want to talk about the English language in the United States. Before you read any further, I probably

Look Its A Blog
Well it's the 4th of July and I have to work how sucky is that?? What's worse though is I have to work in Salinas which is 200 miles aways from where I live and I start at midnight. I'm gonna miss out on all the good BBQ and fireworks since I have to leave by 8 to make it down there on time. Oh well I get holiday pay :D and maybe I'll see a few fireworks being shot over the bay on the way down there :D

I Want This Guy!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats, and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in, watching movies, and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about whe

Breakfast In Bed
by Joseph Ann awoke and quietly slipped out of bed. She looked at Brad lying on his back totally oblivious to her movements exhausted from last night's incredible sex no doubt. He was definitely a gift to her and she wanted to please him for all that he had given to her. Tall and slender with short dark hair. He slept in the nude and she couldn't help but stare at his soft member, curled over looking snug. The muscles in his body were well defined especially his strong arms. Brad was such a good lover always making sure that Ann was pleased before allowing himself to get off. His willingness to try anything with her turned her on. Today, it was Ann's turn to please Brad. She tiptoed down to the kitchen to gather some provisions. He was still sleeping when she returned setting her supplies on the bedside table. Their bed was always prepared with ropes tied to each post. They shared a very experimental sex life. They knew each other's limits of what was acceptable or not. They b

For Those Who Dare
Just need to vent here a bit. I got one of the most ridiculous calls of my life yesterday! A gentleman called and identified himself as one of the vice principals at my 14-year old son's school. I immediately asked what was wrong. He said that it wasn't urgent enough for me to come in, but that the police officer had already had a talk with Ireke. WHAT! What did he do???? Well, apparently, during lunch, his buddy next to him got up and while he was out of his seat, my son ate his tater tots. (side note: this is a little cry baby friend of his, that I don't really care for anyway). Well! If he ever does it again, he will be CHARGED WITH THEFT and suspended from school!!! This is the same kid, who the night before was going to get his butt kicked by some of the other kids (for being the wussy cry-baby he is) and my 6' son stood up for him! Where was the officer during a possible 'assault'!?!?! I understand the administration has to take this stance, I'm not faul

Our Unsung Hero's
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime

Rabblerouser Ii
Is there some truth to the term, "terrible two's"?...tonight I made macaroni and cheese. My 2yr old decided to see what it would sound like if she dropped a few macaroni noodles behind the fan which was on high-speed. It sounds like a pfftttttt! sound.

Friends
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD... U ALL KNOW WHO U ARE... WITHOUT U GUYS I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD MAKE IT... I HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT IN THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS AND U GUYS HAVE BEEN THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. A SPECIAL THANKS GOES OUT TO SOHO... GURL WHAT CAN I SAY WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER FROM SCRAPPED KNEES TO HEART BREAKS MARRIAGES AND DIVORCES AND WERE STILL AS STRONG AS EVER! I LOVE U TODAY MORE THAN YESTERDAY AND LESS THAN TOMORROW.. THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING HERE FOR ME U ARE ABSOLUTELY THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A BEST FRIEND..

Food For Thought!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Experience, Strength And Hope
The trials and errors Far too often, most all of my days My life it seems has been a constant maze. I’m not always certain where, I’m to go. I don’t want to turn back, this I know. Life isn’t about the final destination but the journey. The trials and errors are what make me. Given a choice in life, we’d make one without pain. Still, it’s hard to accept mistakes as personal gain. The book of life should have a manual for us to read. To tell us of curves ahead and to take heed. But, it’s up to us to make decisions of wrong and right. We have to learn when, to let go and when, to hold tight. Just as a mother bird pushes her young from the nest. We learn quickly that, life is a test. Each day, we’re given a chance to start again. It only matters what, you do that day, and not where you’ve been. But, if you’re wise, you’ll pass each test you take. Unless, you’ve learn

12 Types Of Females
1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak. d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a. You don't h

Child's View
"Daddy got all dressed up in his soldiers clothes and kissed me mom "goodbye" I didn't let him see me go behind the tree and cry. I really didn't want him to go away from me but he put me on his knee that day and said he hoped I would take good care of mommy and be very very brave. mommy said ,daddy was going far far away cause some kids parents over in another land had this poison and some gas and they would be bringing it over here to the USA. Daddy tried to help me understand how come their daddies were hiding that chemical stuff My daddy raised me good he taught me not to mess with the medicine in the cabinet and he always told me not to point a gun at anybody..and I won't lessen I see that old sad-dam........... mommy isn't holding up too good. I think.I have tried to help her out and I even been carrying the trash out like daddy has always done.Mommy hasn't even had to tell me to get my homework done..... I think she is missing daddy cause when Came home t

Thank You So Much!!!! It Helped
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and s

Some Things I Just Don't Get
SOOOO...I like this sight, its entertaining to a point, but it seems as though, I must have Dr. Phil written on my damn forehead. I realize there its nice to have people to talk to, and vent a little, but what the hell, if you don't want my educated advice, then why the hell are you telling me your crap? I seriously don't think its any of my business. I am only human therefore, I have some things I need to take care of for ME....but do you see me telling you all that is wrong in my world? umm...NOOOOOOOOOOO, do you see me going to you to miraculously solve those said issues? ummm...nooooooooooooooo....I'm a big girl, I can handle my own crap, its about time that some of you out there do the same, and if you don't like what is said here, then i highly suggest you don't send emails telling me that i need to see a mumm because you have stooped to the level of announcing the fact that you were dumped by some dude who obviously wasn't the one for you, then linger on every comment made.

Juggalo Dictionary
Juggalo DICTIONARY Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie Bigot: Racist, hater Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell! Chedda: Money, skrilla Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about. Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit Echoside: A fate worse than hell Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more) faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: Click Here! Feminem: Eminem diss Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub. Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos

Zippa
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor

Informative
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Thanks From Breanna Family
My Family & I sat together tonight and read all the comments and gifts and messages sent from all of you.And I would like to say thank you all for your prayers and all the love you have sent. Believe it or not it was comforting to all of us to see so much love from so many people. And a very special thanks to Rain & Pnedis for the blog. My family truly loved your slide show of Breanna . My daughter & her husband were very touched by it It brought smiles & tears but they were tears of joy for the memories you have stored in that show. SO THANK YOU FROM ME & MY FAMILY. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

The Forgotten Art !
It is 6:30 in the morning .....i am awake and my mind is full . These past few days in my life i have been given a great gift. The gift of reassurance , My reassurance ? .....that there are still men in this world that feel and think with their hearts at the same time . So many men i have met along my journey in this life , yet so few that can capture my spirit and snatch a glimpse of my heart . It is a rare moment in any life when this amazing miracle happens ! This is the begining ....the time that will define what happens in the entire relationship . First impression ! What do i want this other soul to remember about me when thier time on earth is about to end ? I want to be so careful .....the heart is a fraigle creation of Gods art ! Do i really dare to think i could take care of this precious gift ? Some might think i am too deep in thought and rush to judge what they do not understand . Yet it is words from my heart that i dare to bare ...and they think me strange or bazzar ? Y

My Health
Some of u may know i have been ill for over a week now with a lot of pain and discomfort on my right side from my back around to my side and stomach. my family thinks it is Appendicitis or a cyst on my ovaries. I I will be going in the the ER tom. Just wanted you all to be aware in case i am not here for awhile. So i just ask for you to have me in your thoughts and your prayers. thank you XOXO ~S~

The Daily Drill..
So besides the whole fitzone thing I took care of a few things that I had been putting off for awhile.. including getting my insurance for my car, and my plates changed over from Hawaii to Michigan.. (goodbye rainbow plates) I also went to the bank..and spent what felt like YEARS in traffic! lol.. After all that was finally said and done, I went and picked up Cher and we went to a place in Livonia to get my hair cut because I haven't had it cut professionally in 5 years? .. soo.. I was really nervous but finally got up the nerve do it.. I took in a couple pictures that I thought were good ideas.. I'm still not sure how I'm feeling the cut.. but I'll get use to it..it's just it's alot shorter than it use to be.. it's not short short or anything, it's medium length..but I'm use to hair all the way down to my lower back.. so I'll need some time. and Bangs.. it's been sooooo long since I have had bangs.. We then finished our night off hanging with Heather and watching Mrs. Winterb

Love And Infatuation...
Difference Between Love and Infatuation Are you really in love? Or do you think that you are in love? There is a big difference between Love and infatuation. Some people can't tell the difference, thinking they are in love but really it is a deep infatuation. Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time. Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream. Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you - to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are away. Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head tha

Games
Okay, this should be a blast unless your offended by the word. lol..Let's see how many people we can get to play. The name of the game is, "PENIS" and that says it all. All you have to do is copy this message into a new one... Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with the word PENIS! Pride&Penis--VirginKat Happy penis~~~~gottigirl The 40yr old penis~~m. Girls Just Wanna Have Penis~ Liz The Penis Diaries - Scott My Big Fat Greek Penis- Diana The Golden Penis--Connie An American Penis-D'Anne Journey to the center of the penis~Brandy 30 Days of Penis- Jeremy Love and Penis-Tiffany Lady & The Penis - Jeni 40 days 40 penis'- daniel j Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Penis- Jarrod K O, Penis, Where Art Thou? - Addison The Penis Wears Prada - Marshall Big trouble in little penis-Robyn Wizard of Penis- Tyler The Divine secrets of the Penis Sisterhood - Corey Night of the living penis ~ FaronHeight My Best Friends Penis---Tiffany P.

25 Beautiful One-liners
1. Give God what’s right…not what’s left. 2. Man’s way leads to hopeless end…God’s way leads to an endless hope . 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period. 6. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period. 7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift. 8. When praying, don’t give God instructions…just report for duty. 9. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church. 10. We don’t change God’s message…His message changes us. 11. The church is prayer-conditioned. 12. When God ordains, He sustains. 13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. 14. Plan ahead…It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position. 16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. 1

Funny
A man breaks into a house to look for money and food. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowners wife to the bed the man gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is a nut case. Look at his clothes and his crazy eyes! He probably escaped from an insane asylum and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you." His wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you, too."

Darwin 1
(26 August 2006, Glenfield, Leicester, England) Despite months of investigation, Darren's death remained somewhat of a mystery. The 33-year-old was found in the hallway of his wife's house, bleeding from stab wounds to his chest. The wounds proved fatal despite the best efforts of paramedics and doctors. No one witnessed the events which lead to his death; however, eventually enough evidence surfaced to stake a claim to his place among the winners of the Darwin Award. Police initially assumed that an unknown assailant had attacked Darren. However, they could find no supporting evidence. An inquest held nearly a year after Darren's death revealed some salient details about his final minutes. A friend told police Darren had called and arranged to visit him. Three minutes later, Darren phoned again to ask for an ambulance. The friend summoned the ambulance, and rushed to Darren's house. The front door was ajar, and Darren was lying on the floor. A bloodstained lock-knife was f

Things That Scare The Shit Out Of Me
So what do you do when you r riding your bike in the rain on the freeway and you see a car with baja plates "that means mexico" cut 4 lanes of traffic and slam into you and your friend at like 50 miles and hour. I almost saved it but i went down at 40 mph. I have a sperated shoulder broken ribs sprained wrist and bump brusies. So we the cops got there not only were the plates fake hes was here illeagl with no ins. so my bike is totalled and my doc bills r going to be alot so please look out for others on the road and get ins if you dotn have any. So we were on a poker run yesterday and I watcher as two friends of mine fighting over somthing stupid just before they got back on their bike, and 5 miles down the road I watched them crash on their bike they r fine but you never know when you time on this earth will be your last. Also yesterday I saw my friends stevie and shanna they wernt so lucky I just got a phone call that last nite they went down also shanna is dead and stevie is a

Scrolling
Was it the words that made me think about him all night or was it the smile that he brought to my face when I saw the E- Mail message that seem to shine so bright. Yes I feel so confused, How could it be? He stole my Heart away with the stroke of his computer keys. We chat, we talk its just not the same, there should be no reason I get so excited when I see his chat name. We are in a private room, designed for two, sometimes I think they designed one especially for me and you. We are chatting for hours when I realize, oops, I'm on the computer, I was lost there for a while, but His words they really make me smile. Communications is the key to unlock my heart, It's funny the computer has enable to get thus far. Cyber space is strange and that is true, But guess what - It Scrolled My Heart a Road Directly to you

Hero
Sgt Alfred H. Alonzo, Sr Birth: Jun. 28, 1922, USA Death: Dec. 31, 1953, North Korea More than a half-century ago in Tampa, two fatherless boys grew up a mile apart. The older one was Alfred Alonzo Jr.; the younger, Fred Alonzo. The two never met. Their mothers, the widow and the ex-wife of Army Master Sgt. Alfred Alonzo Sr., told them their father had disappeared in the Korean War in November 1950. His remains had not been found. But news last month brought the half brothers together for the first time. DNA evidence had finally identified their father. The remains of Mr. Alonzo, along with those of seven other U.S. servicemen, were discovered in the summer of 2000 near a North Korean village south of Unsan. His regimen, the 8th Cavalry, had been attacked by the Chinese People's Volunteer Forces. His first wife, Regina Alonzo, since deceased, never believed her ex-husband was dead. She figured he had escaped and was living with a Korean woman, said Alfred Alonzo Jr., a Vie

21 Different Kinds Of Girls
21 Different Kind Of Girls At Bars - And How To Get Into Their Pants -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2004-03-21, 1:00AM PST 1: Top priced pussy - She’s hot, and she fucking knows it. Her last 3 boyfriends where great looking and were fucking rich. If you come up to her with a fake FUBU shirt on and a bus pass your probably not gonna get the pussy. I mean, do me a fucking favor, size up the pussy first, if she looks way to fucking good, you might be onto something. 2: Top priced pussys FAT friend - I hope you brought a wingman. Poor bastard.So, if your up to par with the high class pussy friend, your gonna need someone to take one for the team. He has to be courageous and faithful to the wing man rules. If you know a friend of this caliber, give me his number. I have had too many friends of mine who swore elegances to the wing man code, and then broke for the door on me when I needed them the most. But, besides that, i

Sometimes I Wonder.
One day horse decides to go for a walk. He comes to a riverbank where he stops to survey the situation. A voice from below him calls out "Hello horse... would you be so kind as to give me a ride across this river?". Horse looks for a moment at the river and sees that its current is strong, perhaps too strong for him to make it across. Horse says to scorpion "Well now.. this river is pretty strong as it is scorpion and you will surely sting me anyway, so why would I give you a ride?". Scorpion stops and considers this. "Well I'll tell you what!" scorpion says to horse, "I'll give you my word I shall not sting you if you help me cross this river.". Horse contemplates this deeply for quite a while then decides to give scorpion a ride across the river. The currents were indeed the strongest that horse had ever felt, and as he lumbered across the river scorpion held on for dear life. Horse and scorpion reach the far bank of the river when scorpion lashes out with his stinger and stings hors

Karate Dog
Karate Dog There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate. The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog. When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my ass! And to this very day, he is in the hospital.