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And They Were All Lies
I couldn’t ignore the pain any longer Life was just too much I never saw my life in future times Or happiness and love and such I’d been to the edge with the intent to jump And had become happy with thoughts of no pain Feeling my uselessness as an inherited curse I had nothing left to gain The sun failed to shine In my world overcast Birds no longer sang And the first had become the last All things good and whole Had turned and went their way They were never to return to me So I felt I should just go away Consumption by hate, to save was too late Where should I turn now? Why do I get kicked when I’m down? When could I be happy? Or even better, how? Fallen and fetal I will return to the dirt Bittersweet battle within No longer would I hurt Smiles soon faded And hearts followed to break As I cried out for help I cried in heaven’s sake Routinely I cried For a hand to reach to me I looked blankly at emptiness’ stare And closed my eyes reluctantl

And The Results....
*** THE EVERYTHING TEST *** There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) PERSONALITY You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted. As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (93%), adventurous (75%), slutty (65%), greedy (62%). STERE

And To Top It Off.....
lookee here at my horoscope for the day... It's understandable that you don't want to make a scene, but there's something rotten in the state of Denmark. If you're the one who notices, it's up to you to point it out. You know how to do it in just the right way. its on :P lol

And This Is Life
what has this world come to when emotions pass like the days coming and going when u feel like feelin it my love is a convience only good when u need it always shit the rest ive stood by you for 7 years 7 years too long walk on me like a doormat throw me away like trash degrate me to feel nothing looking threw me not at me im only here cuz its good for you but times are changing and ive gotten strong enough to stand alone i can do this by myself all i need is my destiny tired of being the one left standing in tears running from my fears time to face everything head on no more games no more time to waste pick up my pieces and move along i wont cry fuck you i'll sing a song laugh in your face while u call me a discrace words arent shit without the feeling im moving on inside and out the future doesnt scare me its my past everything i'll leave behind i carry im my head and heart where it needs to be not gonna wear this shit on my sleeve leave it inside

And Then There Are Those
In childhood all the sunflowers are tall. The seasons are bright, the road is long. Every afternoon can seem an eternity. Learning to whistle is an all out feat edging ever closer to success. Then there are the babies born unheard of. The corked bodies and floppy heads without a hand to support them, no breast, no crib, no morning stroll in the park. How many of these make it to the place we are. Adulthood. Sure we have troubles, annoyances, grievances with our neighbors, the principle of commerce, the government, but at least we are here to discover a new way to make amends, or rediscover an old idea. In childhood bedtime is eight o'clock, stories are read from Grimm's Fairytales, the television exhumes its white noise news and all the little ones fall asleep. Each dream a new chapter, every milestone an ideal. And then there are those whose mealtime is a stab in the dark, whose bodies are broken with hunger, whose hearts are broken too. They are visible thr

And The Lord Struck Him Down!
I guess God wasn't pleased!! Ha ha!! Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning (CBS4) HIALEAH A man making a trip from Puerto Rico to South Florida to raise money for his religious education remains hospitalized Monday after he was struck down by a bolt of lightning which flew from clear blue sky on Sunday. He was selling religious materials when he was hit. Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down. "I heard a boom, and I looked and the guy jumped back, and he just laid there, stiff," said witness Maria Martinez. Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night. Members of his religious group waited outside the hospital throughout the night for word of hi

And The Madness Ensues
i'm dead as dead can be- what do i care for promises in the dark? i'm a living dead girl with razorblade kisses and bette davis eyes, holding out for a hero on this highway to hell cause i can't drive 65. i tried so hard but, got so far and in the end i was breaking the brackets. cuz it's all in my head i think it about over and over again.... but i'm breaking the habit tonight. so, get in tha pit and love someone- we're going to dance.... we're going to dance... we're going to dance.... and have some fun!!

And To Think I Trusted You..............
Although I don't see how you would be able to sleep knowing what you have done was totally wrong. Do you have any regard for anyone other than yourself??? I have kids, or does that even matter to you. But then why would you care, it is not your life. To think I trusted you as a friend. How could I have been so blind and stupid not to see right through you. Funny. Only guess what? I'm not down.

And Thats Wut I Did...lol!!!
Some good old-fashioned romance is just what you need to soothe your heart and soul. Unattached? Not a problem. Take yourself out for a lovely night on the town, or better yet, stay in. Indulge yourself.

And Then...(1)
I hear the page at work for me to pick up the phone, "...call on line four.." I stop my work with the patient I'm with and head to the nurses station to pick up the phone. I'm hot,dripping and sticky with sweat. Hawaii is wonderful, but our facility doesn't have air conditioning. Three flights of stairs make this especially fun. I smile at the nurse on duty and pick up the phone, "Rehab, this is.." I answer. Your low voice sounds in my ear. "We're going out tonight, dress with me in mind," then nothing but a dial tone. My weariness falls away and I dive into the rest of my day with new energy. The hours with residents fly by, and I think about what to wear... I get home and toss my dirty scrubs and jacket into the laundry. I close my eyes and breathe deeply,enjoying the play of air over my skin. (Of course, like work, my house isn't air conditioned either) It's not enough for me though, I want to feel the wind caressing me. I wrap my long shawl filled with embroidered roses around m

And The Verdict Is.... Lol...
Okies.... This is soooooooooooo I don't have to keep repaeting myself....... Yes I am single... No real life Girlfriend or Boyfriend right now.... Yes I am BI-Sexual...... So HATERS don't even start.. JUDGE NOT!!!!.... Why am I single???..... Because no one wants to be in a long term relationship or marriage or have kids with somone like me with my illness... You wanted honesty.. You got it... So for all those inquiring .. There ya go.... No matter what I enjoy my life every day to the fullest.... And help those also who have severe illnesses and are in need also.... :0)

And The Evening And The Morning Were The Fifth Day
Yesterday Martha, Sarah, Jeffrey, and I went to the North Dakota State Fair (www.ndstatefair.com) held every year right here in Minot! I expect it was also the hottest day of the fair too, breaking a fifty-plus year record with triple degree heat say, I wonder if that was why a bull from the rodeo broke away from its handlers yesterday; he was going crazy! We'd just come with Mary and Patrick out of the State Fair Center building and were just standing on the lawn when to our right this bull bounds away from the arena down the walkway (very few people there, fortunately, by 5:30 PM) and just stood there like idiots. Two minutes later, one of the handlers yells to us to get the babies out of the way, by which time the bull had bounded into the Furtraders' Pavilion set up like an old trading post. It must have made the news because my manager recognized the story of the escaped bull when I mentioned we saw it. Don't know what happened next, though . . . We didn't actually get t

And The Chapter Ends...
Today is my last working day as an Army drill sergeant. I have been on the trail since 28 July 2005, so it's a little traumatic! No more mornings training at 0330...no more phone calls about Soldiers in jail at 0130 on a Saturday night...it's as if I'm losing an entire part of my life! Since I've been on the trail, I've had one Soldier who's dad committed suicide, and for whom I became a surrogate father. I will never for get the night his mother cried on my shoulder for 25 minutes straight. I had been hard on this Soldier because I knew he could be better than he'd been. At that time, though, I was the man who would be able to take care of everything that was wrong with his life. I'm proud to say that he is still in the Army, doing the job he trained for! I still get letters and emails from Soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. All of them relay how thankful they are for the intensity and devotion that we as drill sergeants had shown them. Yeah, we can be and have been assho

And Then There Was You
So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All because there was you.

And Then There Was You
So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightened, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All because there was you.

And To Think I Thought That I Had A Few Good Friends.......
I posted a bulletin three hours ago about something important and no one I mean NO ONE on my friends, fans or family list has even been in to read it much less repost it. You guys have no heart. This man lost his life for you to have your freedoms. I went to school with him and with Matthew (someone else who lost his life over there and is mentioned in the article). I was very clsoe to Matthew. All y'all want to post is bullshit bulletins well that is fine I will no long repost your crap for you. This is one more reason for me to shorten the amount of time that I spend on here and clean out all of my lists. I hope that you are all shown the same kind of respect that you are showing our service members who lost their lives for YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!!!!! I miss you Matt... and Garrett will be missed just as much. May you rest in God's loving hands and feel the joy of his presence.... Bulletin Contents: THIS WAS IN OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FRIDAY MORNING. HE IS A GREAT GUY AND HE IS A MEMBERA

And The Idiot Award Goes To.....
And the idiot award for today Monday September 3,2007 goes to..... Drum roll please........... id like to cuddle and snuggle andnibble and........... Hide header Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:12:15 -0700 From: Size: 1 KB To: fu441487@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is chris gimme a bhout and ill be there with fun on the mind and wood in the hand....... Here is the link to his profile what a freaking immature idiot....I think he failed to see that I have a man....GOD stupid people annoy me!!!! Master needs slave@ fubar

And Then
Talk to me in your drive-time voice as I am moving closer, coming in to kiss you - first your soft lips and then whisper to me "yes" as I am reaching 'round, unbuttoning, and then get right up inside my arms as I am tasting your sweet skin, smelling your soft hair, and then linger as I slide my hand down across your ribs and down inside your jeans and down and then lead me to the bedroom, close the drapes, pull back the sheets, and then allow your skin to touch mine everywhere, all at once - entangled, limb to limb, let's dance on cotton sheets slowly surely sweetly to the voice of the wind and then © All rights reserved

9/11/01 And The Reasons Why....
Set out for Jibad in the name of Allah and for the sake of Allah. Do not lay hands on the old verging on death, on women, children and babes. Do not steal anything from the booty and collect together all that falls to your lot in the battlefield and do good, for Allah loves the virtuous and the pious. The above is from the Q'uran, the holy book of the Muslim peoples. Notice that it clearly states that women, children and the old are to be left alone in combat? In fact all non-combatants are to spared and not harmed, this means that every man who is not in the military is NOT a target. I say that in opening to show that Islam does not preach the death of all non-Muslims. In fact, the Q'uran states that all the children of the book will go to heaven, the children of the book being Christians, Jews, and Muslims. Bet you didn't know that, did you. So why did Muslim Extremists target the United States on 9/11/01 and all the incidents prior to that? Simple history. At the en

And The Winner Is...........
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED MY WEEKLY FOOTBALL PICK CONTEST. IT CAME DOWN TO THE GAME TONIGHT AND POINTS. THE WINNER IS FU-DADDY! I WILL BE POSTING NEXT WEEKS GAMES ON WEDNESDAY AND YOU MUST HAVE YOUR PICKS IN BEFORE THE START OF SUNDAY. PLEASE READ MY OTHER BLOGS TO FIND OUT MORE IFO IF NEEDED OR EMAIL ME.

And This Is Lex
HE IS PHENOMINAL...HES A GREAT FRIEND...WE LOVE HIM ....HES A FANTASTIC GUY~~WHO I MIGHT ADD IS ONLY 19~~~~~AND A MASTER AT SPECIAL EFFECT......WE LOVE YOU LEX Dj Truk house party (part1) before 3 a.m.Add to My Profile | More Videos

And The Keep Coming !!!!
These girls want to be treated like crap...Look!!!They keep coming back for more...So why shouldn't I oblige them? All you guys who posted on my last blogs...pay attention, I'll show you how to treat the ladies the way they want to be treated.

And The Usa
Tonga off to a flyer Celebration time: Tonga number 8 Finau MakaMONTPELLIER, 12 September - A muscular performance by Tonga brought the USA back to earth as the Pacific islanders registered their first victory of the IRB Rugby World Cup and their first world cup win since 1999. Tonga's 25-15 victory was set up in the opening 20 minutes when they raced to a 13-0 lead. It was sealed with an individual try in the final 10 minutes when substitute forward Viliami Vaki beat off four tiring tacklers to score under the posts, just as the USA had drawn to within three points. Tonga fly half Pierre Hola admitted to some panic in the ranks when the USA clawed their way back to trail 18-15, but captain and flanker Nili Latu took control and told the team to be patient and keep to the game plan. "This tournament is about fronting up or going home. It's about mental toughness and we have that," Latu said. Quick score The Tongans went over with barely a minute gone, number 8 Finau

And This Is New?
"Things might be a little strange today -- but not so much that you feel the need for a reality check. It's just one of those weird phases that makes everything seem a wee bit out of sync with your life." Might be... I think this prediction was made on day of my birth. I swear. I don't need a reality check?...So I get a ATM Fantasy Card? Weird phases...ok. What kind of drugs was the astrologist taking today?

And Then There Was One :(
I got up with the intent of Cleaning the fish tank as i usually do it every couple of weeks as its tiny .. I did all my other things that needed to be done .. Laundry . Dishes . Floors .. Walls... Dusting .. I even got the Kidlette to clean his room ( Wonders Never Cesase ) I come in to start the cleaning of the tank and realize one of my fish .. ( one of th mean ones) was doing this odd headstand kinda flappin his fins about .. I thought Ok . this is just weird . I sat and watched him for a few mins . and he went straight again and started to swim along the back side of the tank .. I went about my way getting things ready for the cleaning . I come back . and HE"S UPSIDE Down ok . now im thinking either this fish is on some serious drugs or he's on his last fin .. well I doubt the drug guess so .. i kinda watch him for a few mins . and sure enuf .. his eyes are pretty well Starin .. and his fins arent movin .. Yepp .. The evil one has Passed .. he's gone to the Big Sewer in the Sky ..n

And The "slow Kid" Award Goes To...
TSA@ fubar THIS CHICK!!! I posted a MUMM about comment bombing in contests and the only reply this girl could come up with was "Fag Ass!!" I about fell out of my seat laughing!! Apparently she's not the brightest crayon in the box or she'd have been able to come up with something smarter to say but then I guess I wouldn't have gotten my laugh if she had. You are officially my pick for "Slow Kid Of The Day!"

And Then They Were Gone
I have been asked one question many times, "Where have all the good men gone?" Instead it should be asked, "Who did something to make the good men hide?" Good men are all around. Many are just busy trying to keep their humanity. Like so much used carpet, constantly walked upon by those that were thought to be better. Maybe that's why I feel like I do. I told someone today that I don't want someone in my life right now. It seemed to make her sad. I didn't know what else to say. I just got burned pretty bad. Still trying to make sense of my own emotions let alone appease someone else's. And so, truth hurts................but it's better I go this alone. I thank all the kindness I get from here, and I hope that friends we all can remain. But as for me, and the thought of letting someone in, it's not going to happen.............not for awhile. Maybe not ever. Sorry, but stone is hard to soften, and stone I have become.

...and That's How I Know You Are An Idiot.
Remember Frankenstein's monster? Remember what he said about fire? That's right. Fire bad. And yet you decided to wear some as a hat. Not too right. Ok, the fire was pretty damn bright. I stand corrected.

And The Winner Are
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And Today's Lesson Is
My Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working. Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids. Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled. K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

And These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?!!
And These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?!! A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." And a student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy...

And The Plot Thickens
ok, so...after having my ex's profile deleted from myspace for harrassment, i get contacted by someone claiming to be an ex girlfriend of his who hangs out still mutual friends from when they were together and is still pisedi guess cause he cheated on her with the chick hes now married to. "she" claims that one night when her and some friends were out at the bar one of them let it slip that he found me on myspace and was commenting on how he was harassing me. I am like wtf, ok.is this my ex fucking with me posing as someone else ( cause it sounds like something he is capable of) or is this person for real. Either way, I am not a happy camper about it in the least, leme tell u what! It all seems to be a bit convienient, but I am gonna see where this goes, cause I am tired of it! I am not normally a hatefull person, but my ex is one person that if it werent for the fact gave me a beautiful son...is a total waste of human space! I think thats the ONLY good thing he has ever contributed to

And The Beat Goes On....
So the past week has been very exiting yet has left me very dehydrated haha. First all the shows that have been in town have just been overwhelming... My set will be coming out on Nov.. 16th on Broken Dollz for one.... Drove out to Baton Rouge to see Psyclone Nine and Merazene from chicago. It was the first time seeing Merazene and we where pretty impressed :) I figured they where going to be another Dope rip off band but they still had there own style, you could definitely tell they are used to playing in front of a lot of people... and after they got off stage we where able to talk with the singer for a while. He was a really friendly guy and it turns out he used to play with Bile! If you ever get a chance to talk with him you need to, he is a really funny guy. Then Psyclone came on and totally rocked the house, they only got a half an hour set so most of there intros where skipped but they still rocked my socks :D I bought a bunch of merch, got stuff signed (oh yeah i am a fa

And They Said I Was Paranoid.....
The House of Representatives recently passed HR1955, or the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. Sounds like a good and safe idea here, yes? Well look at this, specifically number four. SEC. 899A. DEFINITIONS. `For purposes of this subtitle: `(1) COMMISSION- The term `Commission' means the National Commission on the Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism established under section 899C. `(2) VIOLENT RADICALIZATION- The term `violent radicalization' means the process of adopting or promoting an extremist belief system for the purpose of facilitating ideologically based violence to advance political, religious, or social change. `(3) HOMEGROWN TERRORISM- The term `homegrown terrorism' means the use, planned use, or threatened use, of force or violence by a group or individual born, raised, or based and operating primarily within the United States or any possession of the

And Things Just Keep Getting Better
so many things happening all at once dealing with them pretty damn good but you know what after last night im not to sure dealing with any of them is the anserw... So ok last night i went out addmitidly not in the best state of mind that was one of the manjor reson i did so in the first place im not going to into detail on that becuse that choice i made is my own dirty little secreate but needless to say needed to get my mind off it so i went out me jackie and laura ...now laura is going thru what iam but reversed had haveing a verry bad time with it so needless to say we drank drink for drink and drank alot thu sadly i couldnt seem to get drunk no matter how hard i tried i couldnt get drunk and my agenda that night was to get drunk enough to do something stupid So first thing happens laura isnt inlove with her husband hasnt been happy with him forever so apperntly she has been seeing another man and he showed up (hes an ass if you ask me) he picks a fight with her calls her some godaw

And Than It Was Winter
And it's winter before we know it.... You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all... And I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams... But, here it is..the winter of my life and it catches me by surprise... How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my babies go? And where did my youth go? I remember well.. seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that winter was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like... But, here it is...my friends are retired and really getting gray...they move slower and I see an older person now. Lot's are in better shape than me...

...and These Guys Advertising Lounges Would Be The First Ones In My Crosshair...
i hate being depressed. Specially when its the ones you care most about causing it. No this isnt some love sick emo rant. I wont be playing wrist violin over this one, sorry to disappoint. Although the ultimate result sometimes seems appealing but a rifle, a high building, and an open field view of a plaza sounds good. Hey, who knows how long the trip to hell will be. I need someone there to entertain me, shit. Besides its not technically killing myself, thats what the police will be for. Yeah neway...same ol shit new disappointments, i put out enough of what i think people need to grow but god damn it i wont hold anyones fucking hand. everyone seems to be on a perpetual downward spiral of self destruction. Which in all honest is normal for just about everyone but these fuckers are kick'n it full throttle. wheres an anvil on the head when ya need one?

And This Is What Is Wrong With Me!!
The Medium by Virginia Heffernan Sunny days! The earliest episodes of “Sesame Street” are available on digital video! Break out some Keebler products, fire up the DVD player and prepare for the exquisite pleasure-pain of top-shelf nostalgia. Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.” Say what? At a recent all-ages home screening, a hush fell over the room. “What did they do to us?” asked one Gen-X mother of two, finally. The show rolled, and the sweet trauma came flooding back. What they did to us was hard-core. Man, was that scene rough. The masonry on the dingy brownstone at 123 Sesame Street, where the closeted Ernie and Bert shared a dismal basement apartment, was deteriorating. Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky El

And The Penis Said
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don'

And Thats The Way It Is!
-- I'd never say this out loud unless I was provoked. I wouldn't admit this in public if you paid me...-- Welcome to my left brain, where all the shit is stored... 1. I think the majority of people younger and older are bimboes, chasing after the "American Dream", too stupid and/or co-dependent to have one of their own. They're too eager to follow the crowd rather than be original. I guess that takes too much guts. 2. I take being called wierd as a complement. To me, it just means that I'm not enough like you for you to see something within me to identify with thus making me (in your eyes) 'wierd'. I actually get offended when somebody complements me too much...well actually it depends on the person. 3. I have problems with authority stemming from childhood. I'm not a "rebel without a cause" though. If I rebel or "buck up" against an authority figure it's usually for a good reason and rarely out of boredom, if I can help it. 4. Sarc

And This Is Why Ppl From Wi Suck...
Wisconsin man upset with wife for not buying beer, allegedly shoots pet goat A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting one of the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say. Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon. The complaint said Mischler came home Saturday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused. He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint. After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots and went outside and found one of the two goats with its entrails hanging out, authorities said. They said that goat had to be killed later by a sher

And They All Fall Down!!
LOST TO THE STREETS YOU THINK YOU KNOW A PERSON AND FOR WHAT REASON THEY SAY I'M THIS THEY SAY I'M THAT TIL THE REPITICIOUS SOUND LEAVES TEN RUNNING AND ONE FLAT ON THEIR BACK NO NOT ME IS WHAT THEY REPLY UNTIL THEIR IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES NOW THE ONE THAT HOLDS YOUR FATE STARTS THE INQUISITION YOU SAY YOUR NOT A SNITCH YOU SAY YOU WON'T TELL TIL THE FEDS ENTER THE ROOM THEN TO YOUR KNEES YOU FELL SAYING OH WHAT THE HELL I MIGHT AS WELL! JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET A PERSONAL PROPHET OF GOD

And This Is Why I Give Money At Christmas... Lmao
HOW TO WRAP A CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH A CAT 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained and shut door. 3. Open door and remove cat from closet. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors,labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Try to smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat. 14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight. 15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors and

...and Then There Was One
What do you call two no longer one? The weight of the relationship felt like a ton A chess match in whom neither side won A breakup that burnt as hot as the sun How can you regain your trust in me? A secret I wish you would share with thee I try to get close but you always flee Why can't you be the woman I want you to be? I see your face inside of my head So hard in the morning to roll out of bed Loathing the sunshine, by night time I'm dead Put a gun in my mouth, stain the carpet red I'll obey your wishes until you come correct And admit that sometimes we do connect I doubt that on you it has any effect So why on the past must I always reflect? Even after you left and I moved away Feelings for you as a friend still stay And I hang on every word that you say Now I am tired, down I must lay I can see my breath, the end draws near I look at the bottom of an empty beer I think of you and then drop a tear My life stands before me with you in the rear

And Then...
So I went to the grocery store today. This is usually an easy task to perform, assuming you are a normal person. You get there, get the groceries you need, pay for it, then leave. I, however, am not normal. I got there at a decent time, about 5pm, maybe closer to 6, I'm not exactly sure. I was probably doing about 45mph when I drove into the front door of the building (don't worry, no one was hurt). Immediatly I dove out of the windshield and shards of glass riddled the skin of all the curious bastards surrounding my car. You know what they say, "curiousity shoots pieces of glass at cats". Anyways, I ran straight across the store, and I did it pretty fast. I wasn't looking at my watch, so I'm not sure how fast I was going, but parts of my clothes had started on fire. I could have easily doused the flames with an ice spell or something, but I didn't want to waste my mana, so I just took all my clothes off. I was just where I wanted to be, though, in the aisle with all the kitchen ute

And The Truth Shall Set You Free...
Good Morning… how many times have you heard this saying. “And the truth shall set you free?” Well if you seen the movie Liar, Liar then you have heard it. But it has been used a time or two before by preachers, ministers you name it they have said it…perhaps jokingly but they said it just the same. Here is one that is no joke and from a New Paper just down the road from me in South Bend Indiana. Small-Town Mayors: Mayor Ken Williams resigned in Centerton, Ark. (pop. 2,146), in November and revealed that he is actually Don LaRose, an Indiana preacher who abruptly abandoned his family in 1980 because, he said, Satanists had abducted and threatened him, and brainwashed him to rub out details of a murder he supposedly knew about. He said his memory returned only recently, thanks to truth serum. [WSBT-TV (South Bend, Ind.), 11-22-07] Hmmm I think I would get that truth serum distributed around the white house and more so across the country to other politician places of venue. Oh well such

And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us.........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >

And The Winner Of Diablo's Den Staff Challenge Contest Is.........
CHAOTIC SERENITY...... THANX FOR ALL THE WORK YA DID HON AND CONGRATS FROM ALL OF US IN DIABLO'S DEN! LOVE YA! Serenity is receiving the following prizes for winning ..... she's brought in the most new members in this past week, good job! a free morph $1000 fubux a big pimpin gift a 1 day blast woot woot, you go girl!! Ya'll show her lots of fuluvin! ChaoticSerenity ~*~ Promoter for Diablo's Den ~*~HeadGreeter@Shane'sShack~*~Bartender@MB@ fubar We'd also like to thank ALL of our staff in the den for doin such a great job with everything, you all RAWK!! and we love ya!! and don't forget to come in the Den and join our family everybody! Thanx! :D CLICK THE BANNER TO COME JOIN IN ON THE FUN! :D

And To All A Good Night ...
A little Christmas poem courtesy of Phillies VP Public Relations, Larry "the Baron" Shenk: ’Twas the eve of another holiday season in the Phillies’ home, Not a creature was stirring, not even the big green drone Pinstriped uniforms were once hung with care But now the clubhouse is totally bare Instead there is an electric train and a decorated tree Creating a beautiful picture of holiday glee In the stands where the fans used to cheer All is totally quiet to anyone’s ear From Phillie Phanatic to Bull’s BBQ Nothing could be spotted from anyone’s view While nestling in for a long winter’s nap One realized something big is on tap Jimmy, Ryan, Chase, Brett, Pat, Shane and Cole Will soon be back in the field ready to roll Charlie’s crew gave us a great thrill in ’07, By capturing the East, creating baseball heaven One can hardly wait for spring training to start But until then, there’s only one thing on the chart Goosebumps from a typical Harry Kalas

And Then They Fall
A young child goes from a happy life of love and fun to a dark world of pain, terror and unhappiness. The fabric of his existence breaks down and he begins to create a new world. A world where he still feels important. A world where he is still loved. A world like that which he yearns for. But something is wrong. He feels an attachment to the dark world still so he tries to do whatever he can to escape that feeling. No matter what he tries, he feels the dark torture of his real life gain a stronger hold till it strangles him. And then he is lost between worlds like a voyeur looking in on life through a window. He can watch but he no longer feels like part of it. In terror he realizes that he is trapped for now nothing feels truly real anymore. When I was young, I lived with a mom and a dad and a brother. I also had a house servant, and an extended family that spanned continents. It is probably good to know that our house servant came from a family that has served our family for genera

And The Word Of The Year Is ........
Even the American Dialect Society knows how risky home mortgages are these days. The group of wordsmiths chose "subprime" as 2007's Word of the Year at its annual convention Friday. "`Subprime' has been around with bankers for awhile, but now everyone is talking about `subprime,'" said Wayne Glowka, a spokesman for the group and a dean at Reinhardt College in Waleska, Ga. "It's affecting all kinds of people in all kinds of places." About 80 members of the organization spent two days debating the merits of runners-up "Facebook," "green," "Googleganger" and "waterboarding" before voting for an adjective that means "a risky or less than ideal loan, mortgage or investment." The choice signifies the public's concern for a "deepening mortgage crisis," the society said in a statement. "Facebook," as a noun, verb or adjective, was popular with younger linguists, Glowka said. Several people lobbied for "green," which "designates environmental concern," but the term has been arou

And The S*ht Keeps On Coming....
Well yet again another wonderful couple of days....NOT so I got woke up by one of the cat's yesterday she was totally soaked with Windex thanks to my wonderful daughter, The other cat didn't have as much on her...Yeah my daughter has become really destrucive and has been tearing up shit and getting into shit she's never touched before. So I "grounded" her by taking away her t.v. and making her sit in the chair in her room pretty much all day yesterday except when we had to go to the store. Well I guess she still doesn't understand what DON'T MESS WITH MY CATS means, (I haven't been able to get them declawed yet and don't want her scratched all to hell) because this morning my roommate found her with the other cat and she had wrapped the cord for the blinds around it's neck. Thank GOD he found it before the cat was hurt but now I am going to have to move their litter box and food to my room and keep them closed up in my room at all times because I'm afriad next time she might actually k

And This Bird You Cannot Change
Ok so I'm probably gonna lose a friend for this but i'm way past the point of giving two shits and a fuck about it... but ya know what if anyone wants to end a friendship then using song lyrics is the way to go.. bonus points to anyone who can tell me all the songs used (even if its a partial lyric) and who by.. btw I thought of editing it but really who else that reads this is gonna know who this was with so why bother editing that just takes too much time... btw there will be a part two to this cause a point was raised in here that I need to discuss further and share my thoughts on courtsieb: Hi Travis K: hi courtsieb: You should go to photobucket and look under CourtsieB i put up new pics Travis K: oh I should?> courtsieb: Well if you want to see new pics Travis K: ahh you mean i'm allowed lol courtsieb: What? Travis K: to see new pics of you courtsieb: Why wouldn't you be Travis K: cuase I'm not allowed to actually see you til your happy with yourself courtsieb: There'

And The Winner Is....
Never before have I received such a lovely friend request by way of a private message: ----------------------------------------- "Hi. My name is Johnny. I saw your profile and looked at/rated some of your pictures. I have to tell you that you immediately stole my heart. My God you are such a Sweetheart. You look like an angel from heaven. I really couldn't get over just how lovely you are. Now I know you’ve probably heard that a million times before and I don’t know why you would think I mean it any differently but, I say this sincerely from the heart. You really are absolutely beautiful. I couldn’t stop looking at your gorgeous eyes. They are hypnotizing and I almost fell on the floor when I first saw them. I’m sure I’ll be dreaming about them tonight when I fall asleep. I wanted to send you more than just the standard friendship request. Not simply because you say in your profile that is a requirement, but because I think you deserve much more than that. You are far too elegan

And Then God Created Wisconsin...
She's got the best stash!!! Evil A [Owned by DJ Lost Saint][Blue Lounge Manager]@ fubar The creation of Wisconsin .... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call It Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely

And The World Keeps Spinnin'
So, just needed to vent here. The woman I love has two children. I have come to care about these boys through the stories andconversations we have about them. I haven't met them yet in person, because we have chosen to take that part slow. I have no problem withthat, as I also am easing her into the lives of my daughters. That said, I just need to vent about the father of her youngest son. Today, she took the little boy to emergency care because he had a fever. When she called to let me know, I was informed that the boy's father had refused to come to the hospital. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN LIKE THIS? Look, if you don't love your child's mother anymore, fine. Don't. That part of your life is over. BUT STAND BY YOUR CHILDREN. STAYING HOME TO REST UP FOR THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL IS THE MOST ASSININE EXCUSE EVER. If YOU are this type of asshat, I seriously hope sometime in the near future you get horribly disfigured in an industrial accident. I don't want you dead. I want

And Then...
Happiness seems to allude me. I am beginning to accept that some people will never be happy, in the depth of their souls. Somewhere buried under the bullshit and the facade, there is a darkness that churns. Some ugly monster that hides in the rose garden. Some poison snake waiting to invenomate as you reach for the tropical drink while laying out on a perfect day. I keep trying to lower my expectations of people. You know, thinking that I may be looking for too much. I want people to treat me the way I do them. But either that is too much to ask, or I am a non supportive, incompassionate, irritating, cold human being. Cause, well, that seems to be what I get too often. I guess all in all I am tired of being disappointed. How do you keep from getting disappointed all the time? *sigh*

And Then,,,,
Well, It seems, something is bothering me. Although, I'm not sure exactly what it is. I mean, I'm happy as a whole. I'm in love... things are starting to work out pretty well and nothing appears to be seriously wrong. I suppose a lot of it is I'm so used to things going wrong in relationships... I'm used to things just "falling out"... ya know? usually when I get happy, something happens to fuck it all up. And i guess i'm waiting for that something to fuck everything up... I mean, I love adam so much. Although, of course, some things he does drive me nuts... like his mean sarcastic tone he gets with me sometimes... he'll say hateful shit, and then act like he doesn't even notice, and he says he doesn't... and it's not like, real real mean shit.. its just, kinda mean. And I feel like he's just not showing me as much attention as he used to... which is actually pretty normal, considering all... I mean, when you first start dating someone... everything is new, and the longer you're togeth

"and Then One Day...i Realized The Hypocrisy Of It All."
One more day, one more string clipped as I realize...wow, I really can't wait to move out of my house. I'm sick of being treated like a little girl, but told to act like an adult. I'm sick of being openly disrespected, but expected to show complete respect. I'm sick of being treated like I'm an idiot, but told I'm brilliant. I'm sick of being told not to question anything I'm told, but to think for myself. Essentially I'm sick of my father. Silly me, I thought I'd been brought up to think for myself but that apparently only applies to people other than my parents because my mother told me that "No matter what your father or I say to you, you do not talk to us like that." Excuse me? My father threw a tantrum. My father called me a "disrespectful little snot." My father threw his napkin on the table, stomped away like a petulant child, and slammed the door because I told him something he didn't want to hear. I said "Dad, you interuppted me, don't give me that." S

And The Survey Says.....
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? well i dont know my best friend is a guy if he slept with ....i think ill shut up but that'd be interesting lol 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? out getting laid actually 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? at the zoo *giggles* in the bat house 4. Is there anyone you hate? maybe 5. How much are you on the phone daily? hardly ever 6. Do you like the color orange? eeeew...... 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? usually 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? yea driving down south obt in orlando 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? haha fuck yea 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? drools.....yeppers 11. What size shoes do you wear? i have big feet i wear a 9 1/2 12. Whats your favorite season? spring 13. Do you care if people talk smack about you? i could care less 14. Do you like someone? i like lots of people 15. Does your dad call you b

And The Winner Is.....
RATTO with the bid of a 30 day blast. poor fubarians gotta see me randomly pop up in that lil box for a month hahaha yes. thank u ratto u rock hun, i couldnt have been won by a better friend! go check him out now and rate if u fulove me ratto@ fubar

And The Winners Are....
KITTY KAT ~~~RECRUITER FOR DYLON'S DIVAS~~~KENO'S KO'S GIRL~~ TAKES FIRST PLACE WITH 3616 COMMENTS. SHE WINS $15,000 FU-BUX AND 3 DAY BLAST. CONGRATS ! 2slutty4ya, HEAD SCHLUT in WILD FIRE fu hubby to the HAWT buttons OWNED BY memory's TAKES SECOND PLACE WITH 3333 COMMENTS. HE WINS $10,000 IN FU-BUX ,PRIZE OF MY CHOICE,AND 1 DAY BLAST FOR HAVING MOST RATES (54) CONGRATS! DJ LOONEY JUGGALO TAKES THIRD PLACE WITH 2300 COMMENTS. HE WINS $5,000 FU BUX AND PRIZE OF MY CHOICE. CONGRATS ! WANNA THANK EVERYONE FOR ENTERING.SPECIAL THANKS TO THOSE WHO HELPED OUT WITH BOMBING. GREAT JOB.AND ALL WHO WERE IN IT WILL RECEIVE A LIL GIFT FROM ME JUST FOR JOINING. THANKS AGAIN,XOXOX ~BOSSLADY~

And The Winners Are...
> > > > Rate Spankers Auction Results Thank you to everyone who entered, And everyone who bid! =) cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH is now owned by SBM08 ~Enforcer @ "THE VIP LOUNGE"~* Sergeant-at- Arms Rate Spankers Leveling Club*~@ fubar Red Z28 is now owned by cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH ~ {Captain 2nd Alarm Hotties Swat Team}@ fubar Be Safe, Sleep With A Soldier is now owned by L1PS♥FuWifey2MovingOn♥†KoPeS'PaRaLyZeR†Mgr@ClubRaven`GM@EoM`BdyGrd2King@ fubar fireforeman is now owned by ..chillie...@ fubar

And The Winners Are....
The acution is now over. The winners are.... ۞ DJ Devil ۞ Devil's Train Founder ۞Relentless Radio ۞ DJ Sunshines BF@ fubar is now owned by ^sin^♥slave to Smex♥fu gf 2 sexy sheila♥@ fubar with the winning bid of 310K Fubucks Mudacon1-Check out my pics!!!!! Rate them if you find them funny!!!@ fubar is now owned by †Rain†~ Slave&Master of Olds's~Owner of MNG Michelle & Will~ Owner of WYKD@ fubar with the winning bid of a 3 day blast ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*

And The Winners Are........
I would like to thank you all for making my first contest fun, successful and drama free...wooohoooo. I had a blast! NOW FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WINNERS....DRUM ROLL PLEASE....LOL First place of ONE MILLION FU$$$ goes to: DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~SECURITY OFFICER FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD ~'OWNER OF REBELS BAR@ fubar Second place of 500K FU$$$ goes to: ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~*S*U*P*~READ MY PROFILE~@ fubar Third place of 250K FU$$$ goes to: AsianGem*Co-Owner Of Bi Chicks That Rock Lounge-Owned By BFGMAN*@ fubar Fourth place of 100K FU$$$ goes to: ~pinkbacardi~@ fubar Bonus For Rates of 50K FU$$$ goes to: ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~*S*U*P*~READ MY PROFILE~@ fubar CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU SO MUCH! I WILL BE SENDING OUT ALL OF YOUR FUBUCKS IMMEDIATELY! :) This Million $$$ FuBuck Contest Was Brought To You By ♫LilBamaGirl♫@ fubar

And This Is Life
Pain, Love, Forgivable hearts filled to the brim, splashing over and sometimes it puts the true strength of my heart to the test. I can't linger though, I have to keep moving on. Blows from the real world will put my love and bonds to the test. Pain, Hurt-we all have unforgivable feelings, but you never quite hold a grudge forever. If you say you love someone how can you shut them out? Hatred, Pain, One lost and another found. Transparent souls and yet so different. Unknown and unseen but not forgotten. Laughter, Fun, Endless unconditional love. Family, Friends, one minute love and the next hate. In insufferable suffering and unforgivable pain,. Numbing senses, Dulled judgment. Incomplete thoughts, infillable feelings. Progressive healing will never end. Kindness, Truth, one act can go a long way. Highs, Lows, everybody has their day. Mental, Emotional, deadened pain. Joyful Love and smiling stars. Shining skies and careful lies. Deceitful people, conspiring group

And The Winners Are............
Ok everyone here are ending counts for my first contest. Last place goes to...... Mamasita with 120 comments and 26 rates for a total of 146. She tried her hardest and I think she deserves a BIG PIMPIN GIFT just for trying!! 3rd Place goes to........ Angel with 150 comments and 15 rates for a total of 165. So she gets a BLING GIFT OF HER CHOICE!! 2cd Place goes to........ Jasmin with 13,820 comments and 90 rates for a total of 13,910. She had a killer Bombing family helping her out and they did a great job so she gets her choice of a BLING PACK or 3 DAY BLAST!! and Coming in FIRST PLACE........... NEW ORLEANS GIRL!!!!! CONGRADULATIONS GIRL YOU HAVE WON YOUR FIRST FUBAR CONTEST!!! She had lots of great friends helping her out and I hope she gives them all a BIG thank you...(I'm sure she did) With 14,111 comments and 84 rates for a total of 14,195. She gets her choice of a VIP or 7 day Blast!!!! I would like to thank EVERYON

And This Is Just One State. . . .
From the L. A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10 2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Me xicans on Me di-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Me xican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking. 10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak En

And The Contestants Are:
Hello Everyone! I am hosting my first contest starting today (April 14th) at Noon EST and running until the 28th at Noon EST. The Contestants Are: š.SAY.š http://fubar.com/user/1243989 Scooter http://fubar.com/user/888324 Ladystartara http://fubar.com/user/1143109 chris aka 'PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB FAR/FU HUBBY TO ANGELMORN http://www.fubar.com/user/150569 ♫ôChuggyô♫~the Naked*asst.mgr.@the~REAL~Red~Dragon~Loungeô♫ http://www.fubar.com/user/1365904 Deadman Walking http://fubar.com/user/1646357 Mz Chaos http://fubar.com/user/1029198 *****Disqualified! Rule specifically stated no green accounts and one was bombing her. When I went to visit the green account it no longer existed.

And The Winners Are....
Yes the Auction/Giveaway is finally over and I must say that everyone made this a really fun experience for this being my first time :D I would like to thank everyone who joined and also who bidded. This was a GREAT time for all who were involved! Big THANK YOU'S from MILF ;-) The Baddest MILF®@ fubar Now for your winners... Won by... &hearts Phyre Phli &hearts ~DJ For Centerfolds*** +I &hearts Tequila+@ fubar With a bid of 2 7 days and a bling pack or a 30 day blast Won by... JeEzY ♠Muerte Bella™'s Bitch♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠@ fubar With a bid of 30 day blast and a bling pack

And The Winners Are...
And the winners in my first contest are: 1st Place won the choice of either a 3 Month VIP or 30 Day Blast ★.SAY.★~Fu-Owned By 'Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler' 2nd Place won the choice of either a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast ♫♪Chuggy♪♫~Fu-Slave to ♥ÁÑGÊ£♥ &MP3J@RedDragon♪♫ 3rd Place won a 3 Day Blast $ç()øTëR™-(Loris Hubby){DemonCrew Recruiter}FuOwner of Ashley]{ShadowLeveler} 4th Place is not being given out as no one reached the minimum number of comments. And the special FuBucks prize of $100,000 for the most rates goes to ★.SAY.★~Fu-Owned By 'Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler' Thank you to all that participated. I have learned a lot for furture contests! I also had some fun in being the host. I hope you all had fun also. For 1st and 2nd place please private message (Fu Mail) me with your choices so I can get the appropraite gift to you! As for 3rd place and the most rates prize those will be w

And The Beat Goes On!!!!!!!
Ok Guys...what can I say.....yet again went to court this morning to continue where we left off...only for her side to submit a whole new statement of which I had no idea about and boy is she going real dirty.......anyway....I had no counsil and coupled with with her side not having all the proper paperwork in yada yada yada......it got put back once again...so here we are, back to square one but this time I get a lawyer.....which I have 2 weeks to get all the final papers from her lawyers then another 2 weeks to get my side of it tied up and then she has to re-apply for a hearing, which I am assured will not take place now earlier than July and could even be as far away as October......which, with what happened today should make it a very interesting ride indeed BUT..right now I do still have one ace up my sleeve........sory can't say as you just do not know who gets to see this as she did break in to my account here last year and copied some of my messages!!!!!!.... So...upshot

And The Winners Are....
My second auction is now over! It was a blast. Let me introduce you to those that were up for auction and those who had the high bids on them. lucky69 Is now owned by Unbreakable-FU Owned by Ace of hearts, Guidomedic & T -Dylon's Diva Mafia-Fu-Wifey to Sweetpeaba with the high bid of 125,000 FuBucks! ~♥Ashley♥~ Is now owned by http://fubar.com/user/1810810 with the winning bid of a 7 Day Blast and a FuBling Pack! ~Shelle-belle~ Is now owned by ^Titan65{Chief of NAP,Spankers*r/l

And There Will Be Hell To Pay.....
By yours truly Mary Along came a spider And sat down beside her And frightened the poor girl away. But what if that spider was afraid he might bite her So tickled fear up her leg? She looked down at her skirt Afraid it would hurt And her heart knew there'd be hell to pay. -------------

9-11 And The Real Enemy ...
I served in the Army during Vietnam. Back then, our entire unit was stoned most of the time. When we weren't, we were disinformation junkies. That's another phrase for twisting or spinning the truth of what really happened. Since I left the service [WHEW!] I tried to change things the "patriotic" way and ended up a political prisoner of the United States Government. I have come to the realization that change really starts at home. You can't change society because everyone has an opinion and most people are brainwashed and believe everything they see on television and are spoon-fed by our government-controlled media ... [WOW! This is some deep shit!] Fortunately, I'm not one of those who has mortgage payments. I live near a lake in Texas and this so called "bad economy" doesn't really bother me that much, because I know from past experience and a decent college education that these slumps are cyclical. They turn around and go back up, whether the government props them up or no

And This Is Why I Do What I Do!
2day was filled with weird ppl. all day....frikn weird ppl... i dont get it. i went ona date n she was really weird... we saw a horror flick...n she didnt open her eyes once...not once!... weird shit... not even a look at the credits... ???? it was fun tho... went to paris on the platte and hit a flick n stuff... just getn home now @ like 420ish.... so atleast it wasnt a waste of time :).... but as far as a 2nd date... yah i dont think so,,, she was toooo weird for me... although she was tall and brunette,,,,,still... shes a negative on date #2... placing her on friend status...lol. so.....2 day (monday)-- werkn the roots at the fillmore i think... something like that... and it will be a good monday :) rp

And Then There Was...
I swam through the nothing for a time. A thought, a whim... a bit of flotsam on the bring of real. I was a thought... more an afterthought really, born of the congested miss appropriation of youthful exuberance, and the wisdom of age. Some believe that I can not exist, and perhaps, before I did they were right. But in my time, the rebellious, un-hindered maelstrom of the student clashed with the weather worn wisdom of the teacher, and in the sex of their battle I was born. I swam from the depths of the imaginations of humanity, and stood fully grown on the steps of the world. I stand now, near it's base, glancing ever skyward, knowing that it is a climb I must make. In the end my goal is to allow all the world to see me as I am... in all my glory. A black man... a poet... a singer... a metal head... a soul brotha... a nigga... a gansta... a warrior... a saint... a sinner... a wizard... a witch... and so much more. I implore you to make this journy with me. It's a ride y

And The Number Of The Judges Shall Be Three
Okay, last night I did catch the debut episode of this season’s “America’s Got Talent”. I usually pan reality shows when they get beyond their useful shelf life – usually by season three – but on season three it’s proving to be quite the golden child! Unlike most of the talent competitions that focus on just singing or just dancing rather than showmanship (though I will concede “American Idol” aka the Clive Davis Talent Search, the great grandfather of the 1990s reality show revival, has finally gotten the point by allowing instruments on stage), to face Piers, Sharon, and David you just have to present what you believe is an exceptional talent. Most actually DON’T appear on the show, as far as I can tell, to just say they’ve been on TV, though I will admit the four-year-old last night surprised me (remember, the one Sharon asked “Are you from New York City?” who replied “I’m an American” and sang “Somewhere Out There” from “An American Tail”). Martha would be tickled pink if o

And This Matters Why?
I was asked why I deleted my original account on fubar... to be honest..I was mad. I was frustrated with some of the people I kept closest to me here for being oblivious to the fact that I was lonely. I was also trying to delete people on my friends lists because I accepted nearly every request from the day I joined..leaving me with over 6,000 people as friends. It became a daunting task to daily go through page after page after page to remove people I knew I never spoke to in the first place. I am prone to moodiness. Not that I should have to state this...as fact...but I am aware of it incase you aren't familiar with me enough to know this yourselves. I am HIGHLY opinionated, and some of my opinions tend to keep me on a tangent for long periods of time. I try to avoid drama, though it invariable finds me from time to time...I prefer never to deal with it. I am not confrontational, but I do not like twisting in the wind emotionally when I have something vested. My time is pe

And The Fire Burns...
How does one measure inner strength it is simply based upon desire to want Or is it something deeper that you have yet to tap levels of lost willpower to drive forcefully Do you feel the fire inside you that burns? the fire that gives you that power I feel the fire burning strong inside of me a fire that will never be extinguished I have reached the levels deep within myself that some could only talk about but not reach I drive myself with a force so strong I can only keep the fire burning hotter Reach down inside yourself and feel the fire ignite the flames of will and spread the coals You have the power to achieve greatness within yourself just keep that fire burning and nothing can stop you

And Then The Fight Started
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started..... *************************************************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ********************************************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman th

And Then The Fight Started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' And then the fight started...

And That's When The Fight Started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability

And That's Why You're A Coward That Had To Hide Behind Anonymous Right?
By the way thanks for the beer goggles, and thank you for the compliment. Because obviously you thought so much of me that you had to tell me how "beautiful" I was. Did I mention that you took the cowardly route and sent me BG's anonymously? Yeah, you're such a big man or woman. And just remember that whatever you say about me multiplies how you feel about yourself 100 fold. ;)

And The Award Gos To...
this idiot has to be one stupid mother... money@ fubar Thinks every woman falls for his ass. ->money: well , i think your a jackass. go fuck yourself money: im male you stupid cunt....you want $100 or not money: ok you stupid bitch thats main part of his iq...before i blocked the sob

And They Say Only Bad News Comes In Threes
so.. its time for another blog. why? i actually have a reason this time.. unlike most the pointless random ones i usually post. i have good news, threefold. oh yes! 1. as some of you know, and most of you don't.. my boyfriend proposed to me. it was a few months ago. back in April. April 15th to be exact. anyway.. that's not the good news. this past Sunday we stayed up all night talking. and i mean ALL night. (i didn't go to sleep before i went to work.) we were talking about the future, our future together. one thing led to another and we set our wedding date! September 10, 2010. in reality we might change it to something sooner. because Zack is seriously thinking about moving here by the end of the summer. i'm not holding my breath, but its a possiblity. 2. its my birthday on Monday. i'm turing 24.. ew. but something still worth celebrating, i guess. haha 3. i got a promotion at work. no raise yet.. i'll get that when my 90-day probation period is over.

And The Answer Is...
A herniated disc, L3/L4, mid lower back, that is pressing the nerve going down my left side. Dr Dave will have his office contact the neurosurgeon in Peoria, and I will go down for a consultation. He said that he always guesses wrong what the neurosurgeon will do, but that it is definitely something that surgery could fix. So there is a spring in my step, because I now know what is wrong, and I'm on the path to getting fixed. I will let you know how this progresses, and keep my bitching about it to a minimum.

And The Headline Reads....
Mexican national executed in Texas for 1993 slaying of two teenage girls. Mexican government condemns execution and says that the world court ruled that the US can not execute foreign citizens without their consular help. ~~ What a crock! I’m sorry but that guy deserved what he got. He snuffed out two young girls and now paid the price. The only thing that really bugs me is that it took so long (15 yrs) to get him executed. This is America. I could care less about what some foreign court says about our laws. They have no jurisdiction or right to intervene in our systems of justice.

And This Is Why I Love Him. =]
I came downstairs with my hair in pigtails and Bebo, who's 3 years old goes, "wow! you look beautiful!" I mean if you brush your hair differently he thinks you look beautiful, but I love my little man! :D

And The Winners Are......
Thank you to everyone who participated in my first auction!! It was a great success and I had a blast doing it! I hope you all had a blast participating!! And now, the winners...... ~Miss Bitch~ Owned by: lollypop96 gf off kinky vanessa Feral Art Owned by: 'Silentlizard - Greeter for Dirty Deeds Radio - Bodyguard to Mikey joefreedom826/greeter/promoter @Dirty Deeds Radio Owned by: SCHOOLGIRL ~GREETER ~@DIRTY DEEDS RADIO DJ Tazman @ www.dirtydeedsradio.com~ FU engaged to DJ Kiss the Bird Owned by: Puffz*SOLDIERS ANGELS*SWEET&SPICY ♥TIMBERWOLF FUFIANCE♥*ATHENA'S D.Mize*Disciple of 21st Jesus* owned by:

And Then The Fight Started...
I am not married anymore, but these bring back memories! > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.... > > And then the fight started.... > ************ > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for > > Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. > > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > > She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. > > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. > > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' > > And then

And The Winner Of The Battle Of The Djs Contest!!
Congratulations, DJ HIXX! You have won the Battle of the DJs today and have the prize of 95,000 fubucks! You should be proud of this accomplishment as you had some great competition with the others.... NEXT BATTLE OF THE DJs will be here on FRI OCTOBER 3rd and hope you will also be part of that competition. That competition will not be limited to just one DJ from a lounge; ANY DJ can participate. :)

And The Winner Is.........
Well It was Fun While it lasted.... The winner of the Fu County Fair Bling pack is.......... *Redneck Angel*:Club Far,Outlaw$&Pu$$ycat$, DSC,SBG,Lollipop, & Club United&Owned Tequila Gurl@ fubar Go show her lots of love and friendship... I'll host another fair at another time... with new pics and tags... These folders will be open for further viewing and I will be happy to add new people and make new tags... Some of the people you saw have been my friends for many many years, the ripped photos are from friends that are still out traveling and putting on your county fairs and festivals. Stop by their profiles and say hi... many of them are not online often but when they are they appreciate good friends. The young man George is my youngest son. Thank you all for bringing smiles to my face and the happy comments. You brought back many good memories.

...and Take Your Brother With You!
That was my instructions from my mother when I was in fourth grade. He was, at that time the youngest of the three children my mother, grandmother and father and one aunt USED for taxes then. My mother, being a single mother, then (she married the father of our 2 younger siblings)needed all the help she could get...in spite of having OBEDIENT children. We went where she sent us and returned in a timely fashion. We did what she instructed and shunned following other children in their whims and misdeeds. Our grandparents were "in the church"... a christian minister and missionary wife. My oldest brother was "good as he could be" to AVOID being stomped into the ground by our grandfather... a prior construction and railroad worker. NOW, the problem. My youngest brother of that trio (Kevin) had a baby daughter sometime in the 1970's. She was born before my second marriage in 1979.... but he did not marry the woman that he impregnated, so I am not sure who it was. I' seen the girl only thr

And The Fight Started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' And then the fight started..... ******************************************************* My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked

~and Then There's This Guy~
Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith THIS GUY HAS BEEN A REAL LIFE FRIEND OF MINE FOR SEVERAL YEARS, I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HIM,ADD/R8/FAN HIM OKIES..:) ~Poznozy~greater at sweet and spicy@ fubar HE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND TO HAVE,HE HAS NEVER EVER HAD A FU SPANKING BEFORE LOL. SO GIVE HIM A GOOD ONE. HE WILL SHOW ALL THE LOVE BACK. SO EVEN IF YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO GIVE HIM JUST 1 RATE ANYTHING WOULD HELP. I THANK YOU UP FRONT FOR BEING SUCH GOOD FRIENDS AS TO ADD THIS COOL GUY TO YOUR LIST..!! THIS PIMPOUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY.;) ~ŦØMM¥ßØ¥~@ fubar *SMILES TO YA ALL*

And They Wonder Why Kids Quit Believing
LETTERS TO SANTA & REPLIES Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Te

And The Light Brings...
I got lost on the road to absolution. There were no signs, no maps, plenty of people telling me how to get there. Too many. On the highway of life, I got stuck in the slow lane, jammed between 2 sixteen wheelers and a blind gramma who barks orders to her family, and keeps running into the garage. I'm a fireproof soul, but I can't see the light for the sun. You do what you have to to survive. Love yourself lie to yourself pick yourself up by stepping on everyone else. Me, I'm gonna walk the path lined with gravel not bones and burnt bridges. It's a brand new day of MY life how am I gonna waste it this time? Worrying whether or not you find me attractive? Or fighting my gag reflex as I drop more burning swill in my willing calloused craw? The light is engulfing me, but I can't see. Not with fire and brimstone not with cool understanding and peace. An absentee vote. A dismissive shrug without a smile. What more would you really expect?

,..and Then He Fell Off The Face Of The Planet
>> known alias 'lux', 'luxus' and 'luxus hexx' >> birth name 'David Christian Kennedy' >> point of origin - grand rapids, michigan >> last known location 'phoenix, arizona' >> last documented time of activity 'july 2007' ... sorry everyone, i dissapeared again.. anyone who knows me.. knows it happens off and on.. just remember im never gone for good... youll never be that lucky =)... im about to head to bed for the night... but wandered back here -- and i feel quite lousey about leaving this place and so many friends for so long.. and i do miss ya all... honest what happened since i moved to az.. ? ugh.. well.. not a hell of a lot.. but life became difficult mainly due to not paying for my car for 3 monthes.. and a little bald guy came to my door one day.. to take it away... im still saving up for another... and i work ridiculously far away. --- so... i take a bus. it sucks -- its a 3 hour trip. yep. 3 hours. -- so why not get a new apartment thats closer? or a new job

And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To...
Good Morning…Parenting is done differently by all of us, however this mom should be served notice…If you agree with me, then let’s co-rant. Miss Holt, 43, knows Sam drinks but is just relieved that it's not more than a couple of cans of lager a night. And she decided not to get angry about her daughter losing her virginity at 12, instead insisting that Sam uses contraception. Miss Holt, a jobless single mother with two other adult children, told Closer magazine: 'I don't see the point in punishing her. 'If I ground her, I'm just punishing myself because I have to put up with her in the house. Instead, I reward her good behavior by giving her cigarettes. If she's bad, she goes without. 'She's a little comedian. I let her get away with a lot of cheek. It's sweet.' Giving out cigarettes as a reward 'works', she insisted. Miss Holt said: 'There are a lot worse things she could be doing. 'We've all got to die sometime. I haven't got cancer from smoking so she'll probably be al

... And Then The Liver Screamed "help!"
It's really shitty being this upset and having no idea why. Really shitty. Covered up by the dim, and cloudy sky, The moon is nowhere to be found tonight And the sun, Now, I’ve been drinking all night, Trying to get rid of this pain in my side I can hear my organs screaming out They're screaming out We will kill ourselves to save ourselves They're screaming out And I’ll watch them violently drift away Well, it’s hiding on the other side of the world somewhere, Making someone’s day so much brighter And well, for you, you're wherever the sunlight is Now I’m melting to the floor, and I’m staring straight ahead Swimming in empty bottles I’m just trying to catch my breath Believe this, believe what I say. And i just can't help it, I’m so tangled up in you.

And Then There Were None.
As I sit here upon this mountain of broken drems, empty promises, and unfulfilled needs; I watch them all pass into the shadows of my past. Friends, family, and lovers alike. All would-be companions on the journey that is my existance. For the last 6 months or so, I have been dating on and off with a young woman. I told her from the begining there are three things I ask if I am to commit to a relationship; honesty, loyalty, and respect. Long story short, just when I thought she was reaching those expectations, I find she decides to test my patience. She is pregnant, not by me, but by a useless piece of shit. Best part is, I asked her if she had sex with him when I discovered the truth about her hanging out with him. She lied to my face about it. But now that she is pregnant, figured I'd need to know. Best yet, she got angry that I didn't "understand" where she was coming from. I understand, that's what sucks. Problem is, she doesn't realize how it truely looks. From the begining I have

And They Say Women Are The Ones That Throw Drama
Soooooo, here I am, re-rating my friends, as is often the case as you guys well know. I Do this often for several reasons, but one of them is, its just a nice thing to do. I had one guy who is(was) on my friends list get a bit whiney about me stopping by and not rating his pictures, well I had re rated his page within a week so I had moved on. Apparently, he thinks he is far more important than just a mere page rate, and I should have stayed and rated everything he owns. Whatever....my choice. Anyway, here is the short and sweet convo...dont forget to read from the bottom up, shoutbox being as it is lol. ->PukinDog14...: of course it is... might want to block me too. i tend to make the travels and rerate often. hate to offend you or have you think i am a stalker too. PukinDog14...: whatever my choice and what i see/....so see ya!! ->PukinDog14...: sorry you feelo that way. ->PukinDog14...: oh my.... PukinDog14...: laughing about my seriousness shows very little res

And The B*tch Go's On...and On!!!
As part of her getting me evicted from my own home, the Judge decided that I was not allowed anywhere near the house ever again.....so when I see the boys she has to bring them to me.....simple you might think.......NOOOOOOOOOO Way, tomorrow I am taking them swimming and then off to a local town for the afternoon and have asked her to drop the boys off where we are going swimming...fair request you might think...... Think again....she has told me to pick them up from a park which is less than half a mile from the house rather than put herself out and drive them the extra 2 miles to where I have asked....so for that to happen, I have to drive 50 miles from my place, park the car at the park, pick up the boys, get a taxi......$10 each way, take them swimming, $15/$20, take the train, another $20 and what ever we spend while out in town, lunch and so on when all it will cost her is less than $2 in fuel.......Oh gee, do you think I should give in????

And The Winners Are....
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 5 MILLION FUBUX!!! RACE, RACE, RACE! CHECKERED FLAG BLING Winners are… . cantsleepclownswilleatme HisSweetObsession Gina The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 3 Mil Fubux was a smashing success. Due to high volume, I increased the original prizes by 25% and added a fourth prize at 375k fubux. And the Winners are ….. 2 million fubux NATIONLADIE 1 mil Fubux {Everywhere You Look} 500k Fubux Jen 375k Fubux Jeffrey

And That Was The End Of The Cat.
This is a true story. It didn’t happen to me (thank God!) – it happened to a friend of mine. I just tell it better. So my buddy had a reasonably well-arranged bachelor apartment, a pretty hot motorcycle, and a savage feral cat that he had found on the side of the road one day and brought home to make a pet out of. Which was only a moderately successful transition – the cat remained mostly wild, and we were all a little scared of it. My buddy was not the most responsible pet owner – he never took the cat in for needles or declawing or have it fixed or anything like that – essentially he fed it, provided a place for it to poop, and tried to keep out of its way as much as possible. One night, my buddy made out pretty good with some woman at the local bar we all went to, and took her back to his place to continue the fun. One thing led to another, as these things do, and from necking on the sofa they proceeded to make their way to the bed, discarding clothing at every step,

And The Winners For The Week Of 11/19 Are ......
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 6.5 MILLION FUBUX!!! RACE, RACE, RACE! CHECKERED FLAG BLING Winners are… . cantsleepclownswilleatme Sexi Sandi Berry, Berry Quite Contrary The Grand Prize for Over 5 Mil Fubux was a smashing success. And the Winners are ….. 3 million fubux Lovvrr 1.5 mil Fubux ChelleBelle 750k Fubux Jeffrey The BlingBux Folder was again another great success. With over 50 Entries, I decided to increase the number of winners from 6 to 10. The 10 Winners of 150k Bux Random Drawing are:

And The Winners For 11/28-29 Are .....
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 5 MILLION FUBUX!!! RACE, RACE, RACE! CHECKERED FLAG BLING Winners are… . ~Mystic Night~ ☠ Gina ☠ ~†Ð¿ GøThÏ¢†§ø£d0.î£r†~ The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 5 Mil Fubux was a smashing success. And the Winners are ….. 2 million fubux Carrie 1.5 mil Fubux Prince$$ 1 mil Fubux sexyleelee29 The BlingBux Folder was again another great success. With over 50 Entries, the 6 Winners of 150k FuBux Random Daily Drawing are: DAY 1 canu

And The Winner Of Dumbass Of The Year Goes To...
I work in a postal store. Not the actual Post Office, but like a Mailboxes n More. Today was a normal day. I was gathering the days mail to get it ready for the pick up, when I noticed a small package behind the bin. I grabbed it and saw that it was supposed to have gone out yesterday. My co-worker said she must have missed it. Simple mistake, no big deal, it wasn't an overnight mailing. My co-worker went to put it in the bin when something stopped her. She looked at the package carefully then held it under her nose and sniffed. "There's WEED in there!!" she exclaimed! I also took a big whiff and sure enough, it smelled like weed. We both looked at each other as if to say, "No way, who would mail pot? That's a Federal Offense!" We both took the package and opened it up. Yup, wrapped in nothing more than a plastic baggie and put in a plastic cassette tape box, was two nice buds!! SCORE!! When examining the package more carefully, I noticed that the dude had ACTUALLY put a

And Then
And Then.... Life is a crime For which we do time It feels like a dream Or so it might seem But try and wake up Come on just wake up But no...Nothings there Eyes closed you still stare For theres no escape No man in red cape No help at all So into the pit you fall Sinking below Exhale and go with the flow.... Copyright ©2008 Brent Farland

And The Whining Crybaby's Keep Piling Up..lol
This crybaby mumm poster just gave me a shout not long ago. I'm getting sick to my stomach just smelling her anal cavity leaking all over my page. Somebody throw some baby asswipes in her SB so she can dry that pinkhole up. Oh and did I mention she's butt ugly ?..LOL ->SexieLexie: so you felt the need to tell me this in my sb...well hey post whatever you want.nobody's gonna stop you. i could care less, really..anyways have nice nite SexieLexie: that i belong in the cell with her,so i dont post anymore mumms ->SexieLexie: dont even remember what i said SexieLexie: i erased all the shitty comments ->SexieLexie: thats funny i dont see my comment in there SexieLexie: bout casey anthony and caylee ->SexieLexie: and what mumm would that be SexieLexie: u commented on my mum ->SexieLexie: umm what r u talking about? do i know u? SexieLexie: ill post whatever the fuck i want

And Tonight I'll Stay Home And Miss You More Than You'll Ever Know
i love this song.. i know this feeling all too well. thank goodness that time is gone and i'm on to better days. You said you loved me More than anyone else could ever know But now you're leaving Can't we just try to work this out And I've never been one to beg The nights get lonely And all I have left is a memory of you I tried to say this But now there's nothing left for me to do And I've never been one to beg Please don't go, just stay I watched with tears in my eyes as you walked away Miss your voice, and your touch And if I told you I loved you could that be enough? An awkward silence It's been too long since I've heard from you And I lay sleepless Knowing that my heart still belongs to you And I've never been one to beg Please don't go, just stay I watched with tears in my eyes as you walked away Miss your voice, and your touch And if I told you I loved you could that be enough? Please don't go, just stay I watched with tears in my eyes as yo

And The Winner Is....
The Prince Of Darkness!! Blizzard Of Ozz won by three votes over Back In Black. So for all you Ozzy fans tune in to my show tomorrow night 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.. eastern. Blizzard of Ozz will be played in its entirety during my first hour. Hope to see you there!! www.godsforsakenradio.com

2009 And The Plan.
so this year i have a plan.....and im not alone on this 1....... so me n a girlfriend of mine r goin to open a coffee shop in LA,NY and boston MA. it should be up n running by dec of 09.... so this is gonna b an exciting year....and im totally glad 08 is done...lotta fuct up shite in 08....so i know 09 will b better. so the plan is this. LA,CA. from march to early may....denver for the rest of may...june-sept in MA. and after th@..its back 2 LA for the opening of the 1st shop.... not to mention a couple movies along the way... so this year is so far badass....well...since we r only in the first few hours of it....but what a fine few they were.....and yes.....i did..... so with th@ said....... happy new year fukrs!

And The War Is On!
That's right Come check it Out! So I'm in this Auction, and it's been a long time, lol! So come get the bid on and you could own me for a month with lots of advantages! So click and go see what I have to offer!

And Then There Was Me
Just a child her self she discovered she was cursed with me. Praying every night for the man that would help her become free. No where to turn to no one she could trust she fell for a lie. He told her he loved her all the while wishing I would die. Night after night he would come home drunk and attempt to take my life. But my mommy was strong and she fought for my life. So here I stand the man he could not destroy. Still scared to death still that same little boy. The one she fought so hard for the very one who shares her pain.

And The Winners Are.......
And The Winners Of The Timed Album Are… 1st place for the 75K is…split between 2 people, they both rated at 18 minutes Big Dog Big Dog♥Fu-hubby to Lover1♥@ fubar Lover1 ~LOVER1~FU WIFE TO BIG DOG~@ fubar 2nd place is…for 50K that rated at 19 minutes The Wolf Corann The wolf Corann@ fubar 3rd place…for 25K that rated at 20 minutes Lost Soul Lost Soul~Club United~ Rate Spankers~RR~ Fu Owned by Bitter Sweet & Heart Inspector@ fubar I want to thank each and everyone that participated rating my pictures during this contest and my auto 11’s. Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! My Rate Spankers Family & Friends Rock!

And Then The Fight Started
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -------- --------- I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told t

And Then The Fight Started...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went

And The Sun Still Rose
today though I prayed for me it wouldnt, prayed to trade palces with you, that my very life essence would I trade to you to help you overcome this adversity you face, I would trade every day from now until my natural time is over and give it to you, for without you there is no sun, there is only a mind numbing exsistance, there is no joy, but I would exsist this way for eternity to know that you are happy and healthy and full of joy. may the fates hear my cry and take my pethetic excuse for a life for you are far more deserving than I of all that life has to offer. Do not pluck yet another rose too early from this garden the earth already suffers a deficit of true beauty and even if I may never behold it again, let it remain in the garden a while longer for the whole worlds sake.

And The Idiot Of The Day Award Goes To......
i know he will get rid of this mumm, so i had to copy and paste, when i read this i laughed so hard i had hot coffee shoot out my nose. mind you the "S Chip" he speaks of is a health insurance plan and he is a moron. Obama and the S Chip created @ 02/4/2009 02:42 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] In no way and I am saying Bush was innocent on this. But Obama has just signed the bill on the S Chip. Now our children, the innocent, being included in the chip and he also wants to expand that to the unemployed. That would mean animals, some military, children and unemployed being implanted with a computer chips or going to be, so far. How long will it before all of us are included...It would be very easy for that chip to be added with DMV, bank and even tracking (GPS) information being included in that chip. Does the name Orwell ring a bell? Maybe 1984 rings a bell? How about Big Brother? Maybe the mark of the beast? It is time for a new government in Ameri

And The Winner Is - Grammy Survey Results
Updated to show actual winners. We were way off! Our votes were only right on 3 of the 10 categories! The good news is that Donna doesn't have to poke her eyes out and Heidi doesn't have to eat her hat. Here are the results from my recent Grammy Awards Survey. These are based on your votes submitted here and on my MySpace blog page. Album of the Year - Your choice is: COLDPLAY - Viva La Vida of Death and All His Friends. - Coldplay received almost three times as many votes as the runner up, Radiohead (15 - 6). In third spot, just two votes back of Radiohead, was Robert Plant and Alison Krauss (4). Lil Wayne and Ne-Yo each only received one vote in this category. - My personal favourite in this category was Coldplay, although I am a bit biased working for their label. I was also a big fan of the Plant & Krauss disc. One of those two should win. If Radiohead wins it would signal a real shift in the attitude of the American Recording business. Remember, these are the guys that s

And The Award Goes To...
vince 6969 for being the douche bag of the day! I'm going to post this conversation, and keep in mind that this dude had sent me a request not even 10 minutes prior to this conversation. I had never, ever spoken to him before in my life. After this conversation, he blocked me. lmao ->vince 6969: you're pissed cause I won't meet you after talking to you for 5 minutes? haha whatever! vince 6969: wut ever then shorty peace im out and u r to ->vince 6969: HAHA I'm not giving you my address vince 6969: wut is your address im in york pa right now ->vince 6969: I just told you I have to be up for work at 5am! vince 6969: can i come tonight ->vince 6969: nothing vince 6969: and wut do u mean i think so ->vince 6969: you wanna see me? you come to me vince 6969: so wut about next weekend ->vince 6969: maybe you think so vince 6969: cuz im fine and ikm the shit ->vince 6969: I have only ever met 1 person off of Fubar, and I knew him for MONTHS before I even considered going to s

And That's How The Fight Got Started....
and that's how the fight got started! My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" > > "No," she answered. > > I then said, "Is that your final answer?" > > She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." > > So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." > > And that's how the fight got started..... > > > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my Driver's' license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Securit! y application. When I got hom

And Then I Fell In Love...
There are no metaphors that can capture that moment. The lights burned down on us like suns eclipsing suns. An earthquake shook only you and I - everything else stood still as we shivered knowing comprehending what was happening. When I took your hand, I saw no path behind me - no way to retreat. I stared and lost myself in a hazel sea that seemed to go on and on past infinity. Words left my lips plucking melodies from the air and I watched your lips move reminding me there are no words. Time halted with our breath as the past coiled like smoke around us. The first time. The first kiss. The first chance. Inadequate seemed my words and insufficient my plea. But there it was... so pure... so rare... this moment that so few will ever have. And it was ours. Yours and mine. So pure... So rare... Everything and nothing - a paradox in flesh. Thoughts in grand hordes surging through the mind yet at the exact same moment utter and pristine silence, stillnes

And The Winners Are....
First and foremost I want to thank all my friends who came and rated the hell outta me! I've thrown all your names in a hat and drawn for prizes! AND THE WINNERS ARE.... ♥750,000fubucks canub8allnight ©*Master Rater*OWNED by Anna Antoinette,FU-OWNED by GRLSKIKASS2, OWNER of *~GEMINI69@ fubar ♥500,000 fubucks ~ ZIRA ~ Greeter @HauntedPassions@ fubar ♥250,000 fubucks ~*Mira*~R/T & Fµ Wìfë Tø Hµñtër....Åñd Prømøtër @ ÇµffëdÐësìrës@ fubar ♥100,000 fubucks Hammerman12@ fubar ♥50,000 fubucks William Blevin's Demesne@ fubar ♥3 credit bling MasterSMK@ fubar ♥1 credit bling ihveitall@ fubar ♥another one credit bling! ♥Cheryl♥@ fubar Please come see me to get your Prizes. For those who won Blings..

And Then The Dream Crumbles
and the dream crumbles theres this dream i have Whenever I fall in love It always involves me getting hurt Which then becomes reality I love a guy and fall for him deep Then without warning He pulls the rug from under my feet I hear the same lines over and over I'm so sick of them that in my dreams I want to stay My dreams are sweet and full of love But with simple words even in my mind The dream crumbles and I'm forced back into reality i dream this dream every night that starts and stops exactly The same way it always has and I fear always will Every time i see your face and try to touch you The dream crumbles and fades to black And I'm left with the thought of you The face of you is many and numbered From years of love and anguish The face of you is heartbreaking As the memories flood in It always starts the same Even though the faces don't remain And always ends the same With the same bitter taste I don't know if its me I don't know if I need

And They Wonder Why Everyone Is Leaving The Site!
Have any of you noticed, even the Bouncer faces have all changed in recent months? In the Almost 2yrs. I have been here. I have seen a lot. But when a person can OOOOPS! I accidently reported your mumm. And fubarshop can delete it w/out doing an actual investigation. taken away the stastistics/points . Not to mention the 5,000.00 fubucks for going global. There's not mediation. No investigation! Ur S.O L.!!! And just so you know. The mumm I posted was the Etrade video w/the talking baby on the blackbeery! Now, tell me. How does that violate the no violence or obscene material???

And The Hits Just Keep On Comin
So for those who read about it yetserday...all about my lovely car episode..Well I got two estimates for work done. One was just to replace the headgasket (with other work that would be needed) for $1,760. the other was to replace the motor for $2,600. I paid $700. for the car...So Yeah ummmmm I can't wait to see what other good news I get!!

And Then
okay so here is somthing some of you may know from conversations withe but most of you probably dont. I am Ex-Airforce I served for 4 years from 96 to 2000. I was a crew chief on a C-130 Spectre. if you dont know what that is its the big 4 prop thing in my pics with all the hardware stiking out the side:). my job was general maint of the aircraft and to direct fire on targets! good times!

And Then There Were Five.
Three of my peeps met a violent death last night, at the mouth of the neighbor’s dog. This is the same neighbor whose door I didn’t wish to show up at when I’d locked myself out of the house. The neighbor’s dog, however, had no qualms about showing up at my door and killing a few of my chickens. Two of them were flopping on the gravel drive, necks bent unnaturally. A third lay motionless on the sidewalk. Two of the chickens he’d spared were running around frantically. The other three had gone into hiding. Moments after I chased the dog away, a little brown one came out, peeping madly. The surviving red chick, Rosie, had wedged herself in between a tub of water and the side of the house. And the yellow hen, which my neighbor Janine suspects is not a hen at all, was missing for quite a long time. Sobbing, I searched for her, fearing she was in the dog’s belly. Eventually I found her under a tree, stretched out and looking quite dead. She wa

And They Get Paid For This?
"New research has given credence to the idea that laughter evolved in a common ancestor of the great apes and humans. Researchers tickled 22 young apes and three humans and acoustically analysed the laughing sounds that resulted. " Source : BBC Online

And The Hammer Falls...
Really. Now.What do you think you're doing?scribbling Notes in a brokendown bookVolumes left in the dark, musty and full of mouldtell the Secrets of the midnight hourTwitching and witching outHoles exposed pipes bleed rustLost in the nightmare of razorbladesandcandysometimes i Wonder what we're really doing hereIn this lost cataclysmic maelstrom of iniquityOf absurdityWhere did you come from? What dream do you live from?Leeching energy off those who'll allowi know your fais it's a memory i may neverforgetlostinthedreamsofforeverWhy? whynot? Flailing about, flout out the truthand hide it like it's a lie...Hm... What do say? who knows. I don't at the moment. I'm in an odd sort of mood. Solid... Clear? Concise? Maybe something else that begins with a C. Maybe ...cement. or concrete. or cumbubblemotherfucker. But god damn, I feel rather good. unafraid. Confident. Just sitting here, and thinking. Y'know, like I do. And, I've come to the conclusion that I do over think everything. Which is a

And The Anguish Continues...
Burr Oak Cemetery was closed Saturday, declared a crime scene by police. But, like each day since the news that bodies had been dug up and their plots resold at the historic cemetery, hundreds of devastated families still came to find out if their loved ones resting place had been disturbed. Investigators have turned their attention to a second section at Burr Oak, known as "Babyland," where most infants and children were buried. At least ten families said they could not find headstones for their children. That's where Gail Cooper's 6-year-old daughter was buried 25 years ago. "That was my baby," Cooper told the Sun-Times as she broke down in tears. "To think that maybe they took her and threw here over in the corner like she was a piece of trash. That disturbs me a lot." Dart said they have not found bones in the area but that records for the area are a mess. "The record-keeping here is outrageous, absolutely outrageous," Dart said. Carolyn Towns, 49, who was the former manager

And That's The Way It Is
I was surprised when I turned to CBS this morning and saw part of a tribute to Walter Cronkite, their probably most recognizable commentator and reporter of the 20th century for his low voice and genial demeanor. John Chancellor was his far-away counterpart on NBC, and ABC’s hard to recall for anyone memorable. Hey, when I grew up these were the ONLY three television networks; Fox (not Fox News) debuted in the late 1980s with some show standing out with an actor named Johnny Depp. Cronkite’s ease in the anchor’s chair (and I am not checking Wikipedia for this, I’m just putting down what I remember) from reporting on the American liberation of North Africa during World War II to his soft-spoken coverage of the Kennedy assassination, his embedded work in Vietnam before you ever heard the word “embedded”. If Beethoven or some contemporary had dedicated the Third Symphony to him, the dedication (from “a great man” to “the memory of

And The Sky Cried
Down fell the rain in sheets, careless to those below it. People curled up beneath their shawls, suddenly chilled to the bone. And the sky cried. It cried without relent. It cried for the loss, for the sacrifice, for the fate of Jesus Christ. The Sky cried because God hurt, though he knew what was to come and what had to be done. His son, himself in the flesh with power given to him, did not defy his fathers’ wishes. He gave himself over to the men who had no clue what power he beheld at the whim of a thought. Had Jesus wanted to, he could have eradicated the entire Roman army. He could have made the Pharisees tremble in trepidation. But that was domination, a counterpart of evil, and he simply defied those thoughts. He allowed them to beat him. He allowed them to flog him with leather and metal spikes, tearing him to the bones. He allowed them to spit on him, and he carried his cross not by force, but by choice. For he was of his Father God. And he would complete the task that h

And The Depression Continues....
This depression is killing me slowly. But I gotta give the guy credit No man has ever reduced me to this severe of a depression before. So WTG Mr. Not-so-dreamy-anymore. I have never cried so much for so long ever in my life. I have to get out of here. Staying here only reminds me of what was and what will never be again. I haven't slept in days I haven't eaten much All I do is hibernate in my bed. This is so far out of character for me. I can usually bounce right back, get back up on that proverbial saddle. Why is this time so different? I don't get it. :(

And Then The Fight Started....
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift Wh en she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* **** My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust".

And The Lightningbolt Rides Again
today, I was finally able to have my bike's transmission fixed (She had a nasty problem with false neutrals), so after she was fixed (and after the guys at the shop filled up her 4.6 gallon tank, to which I'm grateful to them for that :)) I set a course for highway 101 and off to the coast..it was rainy as hell, and for want of proper rain gear, I was soaked. but the view was beautiful-- the mouth of the columbia river joins the Pac Ocean...and the view of both the Oregon and Washington coasts from Highway 101 is simply to die for-0- the blue grey waters of the pacific are a sharp contrast to the grey waters of the columbia river, but the small glimmers of sunshine breaking through the september storm clouds serve not only as a peaen to beautiful scenery, but also a reminder that behind every fucked up week, there's SUNSHINE! LOL (inside joke, but watch the very first new Malibu rum commercial to find out)

And Then Again
I thought for minute (actually way more than a minute) Honestly, I cant run.. Where would I go..... I am still here. Then for the instant, I forgot everything I ever was Everything I wanted to be All the things that made me strong don't apply And I then I was misplaced..by my own selfish ways or is it selfless the songs of others keep playing in my head and then I forget the words that were mine Use theirs instead You were so beautiful to me You were shining so bright amongst the others and then I faded away You didnt even see me go I thought for minute (it was definately longer than that) I couldnt feel.. I didnt want to..cause it hurt I wanted to hide amongst the clouds be the storm that made you want to dance in the rain I was the storm that made you sit inside and watch movies all day The rains song too quiet and the winds only whisper to me Suddenly I cant breathe I wanted to run...but the wall stopped me I thought for minute (and that is the trou

And The Winner Is!
Well I just want to thank all the participants. You guys should really be proud of the work you did and I hope you had fun doing it. A little bit about the judging: I didn't actually do the judging for the main awards. I solicited a few outside judges to give me their picks and they almost all agreed. The main awards were immortalized with hand drawn Sciencey Awards. The winners should feel free to rip these awards and display them proudly on their page. You earned 'em. And just like in middle school everyone wins something so check out the sciencey fair folder to see the Honorable mentions. I'm freaking exhausted and I need a nicotine lozenge so congratulations everyone. You really are a creative bunch.

And The Chef Of The Year Award Goes To
ME!!! First off I would like to Thank myself. B/c without me I wouldnt be here. Ofcourse all of the little people.THERE YOU ARE!! I am the KING of all that is Turkey Noodle Soup Bitches!!!

And This Is Why I'm Such A Bitch To You Random Men....figure It Out And Get Some Class.
hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures.feel free to contact me when you are curious about it. my yahoo: misterak20 msn:

And Then All This From Her
:(Between You and Christine Christine January 7 at 9:42pm ReportI dont what your prob is but now im blocking youClay January 7 at 9:46pmwhy what did i do, i was saying sorry for getting you confused on another site facebook is confusing and i always leave it on on accident, gosh, sorryChristine 9:47pm Reportwhen you write on my wall everyone can see that until i delete it. That wasnt called forClay 9:50pmoh the how did we meet thing, oh ok sorry, should have liedClay Cummings January 7 at 9:51pmno one has a sense of humor i guess.Christine at 9:52pm Reportthats not funny...at allClay at 9:53pmk sorry, how many times do i have to say it SORRYChristine at 9:54pm ReportStop being sorry and think before you actClay at 9:56pmk...sorryChristine at 9:56pm Reportno sorry :)Clay at 10:01pmi am saying sorry now and back away slowly.....wont talk anymore i think your sister is ganging up on me now too, going back to fubar where my bad taste is ok...k...that all nowChristineat 10:02pm Re

And The Fun Continues
Knowing you're going to get stuck by people who don't know what they're doing every day is great fun. We practice on each other before we're allowed to go treat patients. Thank God I managed to partner up with this other girl who also had experience giving IVs... we both got perfect sticks on each other and emerged unscathed. No blood bath going everywhere, unlike some of my classmates. Week 3, I'm ready for you.

And The Winning Hot Body Is?
Who among us hasn’t wished we had a hot body. It’s safe to say most of us have. We can always fantasize about having one. The Wilhelmina modeling agency is choosing a couple of hot bodies on the 23rd from a contest they started. Want to be envious then check out the finalists. http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/02/22/wilhelmina-hot-body-model-search-finalists?test=faces All body shapes and sizes can be a part of BlastFM. We don’t discriminate. We want all to enjoy our music. www.live365.com.stations/blastcasterfm

And The Winner Is
So we have a winner...the beautiful and smart (way smarter than you bastards) LilTease http://fubar.com/user.php?u=2425066&friend=2425066" target=_blank>LilTeasehttp://b.pcc3.fubar.com/66/05/2425066/tn_3422991119.jpg">href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar (Thank you Hellyion for showing me how to do that...again) To clarify for the slow ones (MOST OF YOU) 1. When Lord of the Rings was filmed here, I was refused a part as an extra because I was too tall. LIE, I coulda been an Orc if I'd wanted to. 2. A few years ago I initiated adoption of an 11 year old girl. True. 3. I am the only member of my immediate family who hasn't been on television. LIE. My mother holds that dubious honour. 4. I was once arrested for trying to correct the grammar on a shopping mall sign. LIE. I was never arrested for it. 5. When I was six, I was awarded the school prize for excellence in literature. True. I didn't name the award. And for the fucker that thought 13 would make me 'a bi

And The Numbers Are?
Since we're sharing our first names, I want to do a little more "getting to know you." Credit card, debit card and bank numbers please. *I'm sorry if this is unoriginal. You came expecting too much. :)*

And This Is Why I Know He Loves Me
Today....today has been unusually pleasant, and yet not. It's my 2 year anniversay with my man, and he's still in jail. Woke up and tended to my kids as normal...nothing different there. My buddy JB comes over to do his laundry and eat dinner with us...again, nothing different there. My baby calls me and seems excitable...not in a good way, but not in a bad way. HE GOT HIS PAROLE PAPERS TO FILL OUT!!!!! Possibility of him coming home in August/September :D So I was obviously very excited over this. Then his mother calls to tell me a show about young killers was on TV and to tell me to stop by before work. My past flashed before my eyes...not so good. Talk about emotional explosion to the mind. Anyway, I go over to her house and sit to talk to her about the whole parole situation. She gets up and goes to her room and comes out with this gift bag. Inside is this GORGEOUS wall-art about love and a card. Even in prison, and he can STILL surprise me and light up my world. "Wit

And There Is A Few Quotes From The Greek Philosopher Plato
And isn't it a bad thing to be deceived about the truth, and a good thing to know what the truth is? For I assume that by knowing the truth you mean knowing things as they really are. (Plato, 380BC) The philosopher is in love with truth, that is, not with the changing world of sensation, which is the object of opinion, but with the unchanging reality which is the object of knowledge. (Plato, 380BC) Truthfulness. He will never willingly tolerate an untruth, but will hate it as much as he loves truth... And is there anything more closely connected with wisdom than truth? (Plato, 380BC) Then may we not fairly plead in reply that our true lover of knowledge naturally strives for truth, and is not content with common opinion, but soars with undimmed and unwearied passion till he grasps the essential nature of things with the mental faculty fitted to do so, that is, with the faculty which is akin to reality, and which approaches and unites with it, and begets intelligence and truth as chi

And There It Is
i could listen for days and weeks and years to someone about their annoyances. yet i realize its not too long before my discontent is hopefully forgotten. im easily forgotten after my smile has turned to a scowl. i must be the savior not the equal! hahah. that is why im not made for human consumption. but its too bad i cant keep a persona of slappy the happy clown. that is why it doesnt take long to lose interest in me. if im not happy about how things are...and i express that...i am put on the no fly list. i have been a go to guy for listening and "understanding" others' lives...but when it comes to my ordeals, its just ugly and unwanted. so be it. once again the novelty...not important enough to be a chance at someone else's reality.

And Then...
Wow...some people's ignorance is really the standing point of my dictation through life. Stupidity is my muse and my inspiration...I'm not one to talk down to anyone but this insane cycle of take and take without any give causes my heart to hurt and my soul to weep for the outcome of the world given the society that has been born from the era of the seventies and eighties...

And The Winner Is....
Sooooo yeah, congrats to this slappy one for winning me in my auction! And she even paid too...haha....so show some love to truly one of my faves... L0v3rfAc3@ fubar And oh yeah, there's more coming.....lol....you just know it. Peace.

And The Irony Just Keeps Comin...
It couldnt be any other way. This almost defines me. On the day that I am to embark on my compulsive hiatus, brings the biggest snowstorm of the year for my year. After fulfilling tradition of dinner with dads family and then my brothers, I left and returned home instead of staying the night. 50 of the 75 miles were spent running 20-25 mph in half dollar size flurries which covered the road, no visible lines or detection of where the roads edge was at because it was too early on for the scrapers and salt trucks to make the rounds. So all us lucky souls just follows the ruts left by previous travelers, with the execption of a few anxious SUVs that wanted to speed past us all and spray us with their wake, only to trek on another mile or 2 and find them in the median ravine or skidded off into the woods. I made it home only to awake to a foot of snow this morning, and incoming reports of closings and delays, but somehow my flight was still on, despite ones before and after being calle

And Thennn...
I'll be in Greenville, NC next week. I'll say it again, North Carolina, not South Carolina, 'cause no matter how much I type it, people seem to keep assuming I still mean the latter. NORTH CAROLINA. And then, I'll be working at a psych ward doing the same thing I do here in Arizona. For those of you that never paid attention in the past, I work for a toxicology lab and do the first step of drug testing for patients taking prescribed controlled substances. The only difference in NC is that I'll be working at a substance abuse account; the work is the same, but the patients are slightly crazier. And then, I'll be making as much of my stay a vacation as I possibly can. Hopefully, this includes meeting some cool peoples, like Park (too dark park) and Matt and Jessica (CAM, may his account RIP, and barricade). And then, I'll watch at least one sunset on the Atlantic coast. And thennn, I'll come home and it will all be back to boring normal. And thennnnnnn.. NO AND THEN!

[and That's The Problem With Sleep]
Grotesque trolls having sex with pornstarspulling strange oozing cancer out of my bodygetting electrocuted by wall sockets and lightswitchesyeahfuck sleep.The nightmare king has returned.And not the loveable scamp from little nemo.I've been trying to work him out for a few years.Story.Drawing.*yawns*mobile suits.He kind of evades explanation. But he's definitely there. Thursday... missed wednesday during the gauntlet. Didn't make it 30 hours.What should I do today?I'm still scared of building more, but its gotta happen sometime.I know that if I sit down to it, something will get done.Oh-and I fucked up on my mecha forum :Bbut the leader of the tribe told me it was okay to make mistakesI dunno why but ... that really made me happy.I'm feeling a bit accomplished other than that though...part of a short story (I like it so far) reduction and repair is done on my goufI got a color scheme done for something I wanted to finish a LONG time ago. (at least a year).I am one of those people that

[and This Potato Soup Is Good]
Its actually quite warm in here right now.So ... my power outage and internet outage this morning ate my last blog post, so I'll give you the gist of itSpent $20 on beans, potatos and whole tilapia.Moving on.So, tonight I made the potato variant of what I had been eating over and over and over and over againsofrito (onions, peppers, tomato)oilcuminpimentonsaltblack beansand just a small amount of chorizoI took 2 russet potatos, cubed and boiled, tossed them into my sofrito and spices and beansand some reserve starchy water from the initial boil (enough to cover)brought the combo to a simmer- covered and put it on low heat for 20 minutes.Hwaaaaso creamy it'd be better with some dairy and stock in itlike... a trillion times betterbacon would work too.Anyway, came out kinda funky looking all mushy and yellow, but it was tastey.Probably could've used some olive oil at the finish too.And some greens like, chives or parsley.I haven't checked my mail since this morning... but I can't wait to

And Then There Was Bloka.... Tee Hee Hee
"Oh wow I laughed so hard I had to run to the bathroom" said it a million times in a year? Yup somethin like that HA we matched in that admirin thingy Yup there is some I have come to really enjoy a crazy kinda friendship with so many flavors of crazy with the jokes free the times always end with some sort of smiling bestest drinkin buddy I never had a beer with somethin like that got one of the best recipes from didnt ask for reinforcements but got.... plenty. Thank you! accepting of the twists, adaptable to the different walks of life this is my friend Hope no one has to walk around without at least one like this one!

And The Big Winner Is!!!!!!!
THANK YOU TO WYATCOXX for bidding on me...you won me love. WINNING BID: $50 bling pack and 3 day blast! He will receive all sorts of amazing goodies...see previous blog for details. If anyone would like to purchase anything off the list...talk to me in private and we can work something out. LOVE TO YOU!!!

And Then I Met You
Love is a deep emotion Maybe the deepest of them all It is an emotion I have felt so many times An emotion that has always made me fall I have fallin in love And then I have learned What I thought I wanted Is not what my heart yearned After a while I began to think Love was never ment for me Fate was not real at all... It just was not meant to be... And then I met you

And They Say I Harass Them???
Connie Bro...: If you have a second, please vote on my leveling mumm. fubar.com... :) 7:29am more To Connie Bro...: Actually, I reported your leveling mumm.. it's still up? 7:30am reply Connie Bro...: It was a few minutes ago. 7:30am more To Connie Bro...: Oh, I'll be sure to report the new one.. thanks.. 7:31am reply Connie Bro...: I sent Scrapper a message. 7:32am more To Connie Bro...: Great! He could use a good laugh in the morning. Tell him I said Hi! 7:32am reply Jen said it best, "Isn't there a pointhoar community wide bulletin telling them NOT to send Dr Black your request to vote on their leveling mumm?" and Yes, I did report her MuMM and the MuMM she was asking about.. :D

And The World Would Cry
Looking around she see's nothing, no one, only darkness.She is alone, no one understands, no one sees what she see's.she see's not the happiness in love, she see's the broken hearts, the pain, the sadness.She see's not the joy of a new born, she see's the beatings, the molestaion and the deaths.She see's nothing like others do.she can see the blanket that has been put over their eyes, to sheild them from the cruel reality.The reality of the world they have yet to see. As darkness consumes her she sheads a single teara tear large enough to quench all thirsts,a tear larger enough to flood the world,a tear shead for the pain, the sorrow and the hurt.She closes her eyes and slowly lays back.Its her turn. she can feel it hovering over her.she takes one last breath as it passes over her. Now, looking down she realises it was for the best.She realises that she was meant to see it, to see it all.She was the blanket. Without her the world would see what she see's, the world would feel what she

9-11 And The Song
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smokeRisin' against that blue sky?Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighborOr did you just sit down and cry?Did you weep for the children who lost their dear loved onesAnd pray for the ones who don't know?Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubbleAnd sob for the ones left below?Did you burst out in pride for the red, white, and blueAnd the heroes who died just doin' what they do?Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answerAnd look at yourself and what really matters?I'm just a singer of simple songsI'm not a real political manI watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell youThe difference in Iraq and IranBut I know Jesus and I talk to GodAnd I remember this from when I was youngFaith hope and love are some good things he gave usAnd the greatest is love

9/11 And The Nfl
Today is obviously September 11th, but it is also the first full day of the NFL season. Some people, many people, will tell me that it's stupid to combine the two in any sort of comparison or celebration. But looking back 10 years to that horrible day and how life would begin to change forever - the NFL is the perfect stage to combine with the 10th anniversary of that event. When the Twin Towers were destroyed and our country changed forever, all forms of public gathering and togetherness were cancelled and postponed everywhere. Commission Paul Tagliabue wanted to cancel the league's games for that weekend, allow everyone time to get home, check on families and other loved ones, and take time to recover themselves. For the first time, the players in the NFL demended that games take place. These men wanted the chance to not only let themsevles heal - but wanted to help millions of people all over the world heal - for just a few hours. I remember watching games that day, seeing one of my

And There It Is...
my HIStory is a bit interesting. i've had quite a few of these little internet relationships. i meet guys, we hit it off. feelings are developed. sometimes its mutual for a while, but then something always happens. i get to see more of who they really are and they get to see more of who i am. one person or both end up unimpressed. so that's when i move on. i hurt people, sure. do i like doing that? no, but i'm not going to fake emotions or interest to spare your feelings. we're adults. why run off and cry about how terrible i am and how i mislead you?you're not the only one "mislead". ya know, but because i "date" a lot...i'm trouble or i'm not worth placing your trust in me. lol whatever. that's the jist on why these chicks feel the need to give warning. i am ALWAYS only myself. the guys i've talked to in the past apparently didn't like me...that's why we aren't still together. and to the guys i'm still friends with...well, if you've complained about me...then oh well, not much i can

And The List Goes On..........
Ive been asked multiple times, why is my lady so special to me? Why all the love talk? Well here goes, We have a natural attraction for one another. We share mutual repsect and make decisions for the realtionship based on our own feelings rather than requests most of the time. WE have a passion for each other as well as romance.We are best friends. We hold the highest respect for each other in the way we behave online and off. In a nutshell we are jsut a great match and there is no desire for any one else.

[and This Is Why I Believe In Leash Laws]
So - this dipshit moondog who has lived in my neighborhood for the last 20 years, walks his dogs about 5 times a day all around the block I shouldn't say he walks them... more that he allows them to wander ahead of him a few hundred feet so they can shit in other people's yards. Anyway, I was taking my dog out for noonoclock pee, and this dog is halfway up my front steps, starts growling and snapping at me and my dog Now its not a huge, terrifying, vicious, evil dog its a lab mix probably under 80 lbs. But it is snapping, and growling and threatening my dog on my lawn So I charged it. "Get the fuck away from my dog!" And not to my surprise, my dog charged too- well reinforcements showed up (the dog's cur mother) and they decide to pincer my dog and continue to growl and snap at her on her territory someone almost got kicked. A couple someones almost got bit by dogs off-leash in their own yard. I think my dad has an old 9-iron he's not using. What happens if my

And The Road Begins
and the Road Begins... by Kenneth Matlock on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:55pm Doesn't life seem funny as hell? Passing things on which we used to dwell Everything seemed so important then But erase it all it's not in pen Write something new with all your hope Quit dangling by the end of your rope Your life sucks so do your friends Well fuck those people meet new ends Maybe it's just as easy at that The sun still shines no matter where you're at In the deepest parts down in hell Or if you're stuck someplace in a cell Remember one thing while you fall This world is nothing, nothing at all It's all built up inside of you It'll come pouring out until you're through Channel it wise don't waste on fools Spending your time in endless duels You're worth more than you know So keep dancing, go on with the show.

And This Is Why I Love Where I Live!
An article from the local Herald Express newspaper (Friday, September 21, 2012): DRUNKEN DARTMOUTH FERRY 'PIRATE' WOMAN JAILED A drunken woman stole a passenger ferry on the River Dart and shouted 'I'm Jack Sparrow' and 'I'm a pirate' as she drifted away from police on the shore, a court has been told. Alison Whelan (pictured below), 51, had been on a two-day bender drinking Lambrini and eating hallucinogenic plants when she sought late-night shelter with a companion on the Dart Princess Passenger Ferry. When police arrived to speak to her she unmoored the 45ft vessel from the Kingswear pontoon and set off up the river. Magistrates didn't see the funny side of her hour-long drunken escapade — which left several boats damaged and involved 30 members of the emergency services landing the tax payer with a hefty bill — as Whelan was sent to jail. The court in Torquay was told that Whelan and her friend Tristam Locke could b

And Then
and Then by Kenneth Matlock on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 12:03pm I need a little something to get me off this time I've lost a couple rhythyms and all my every rhyme I write this little bit for you as if you all could see What I'm feeling now drilling deep inside of me It's like a hundred voices with person all their own Sometimes they haunt me sometimes all they do is moan I thought I couldn't take it I thought I wouldn't last Though in my misery I forgot I've done this in the past It's seems my current melody is one I've sung before It keeps writhing within me from my head down to the floor I can't find a reason I do this all again Now all I can think is; What's next? ...and then?

And Tebow Was Told He Could
CHARLOTTE, N. Kevin Faulk Womens Jersey .C. -- U.S. Open champion Webb Simpson withdrew from the British Open on Friday as he awaits the birth of his second child. It will be the second time in the last five years that the British Open is missing the U.S. Open champion. Tiger Woods did not play in 2008 because of season-ending knee surgery the day after he won the U.S. Open. Simpson has said all along it was doubtful he would travel to Royal Lytham & St. Annes because his wife, Dowd, was expecting their second child. The British Open starts next Thursday. Simpson was not immediately replaced in the field. Two spots are available this weekend, which would bring the field to 156 players. If both are not filled, Ben Crane would get in as the first alternate. Tom Brady Vapor Jersey . Messi and Barcelona teammates Sergio Busquets, Andres Iniesta, Gerard Pique and Xavi Hernandez are on the Ballon dOr shortlist, while archrivals Real Madrid lead the way with six nominees, including last years

And Things Take A Turn
wow thing took a turn he asked me if i was sure i wanted to go home i didn't respond. I wanted to get back where we were i ask where is restroom and i walk away. I can hear him closing up the house to take me home. i come out of restroom still top nude so i walk up to him and i kiss him and i lead him back to room where we were cuddling i take off his shirt and he drops the keys ..... now i am thinking am i in control where do i go from here? I want to be a brave new woman take control of what i want and i know i want to follow thru with this night. I decide to take his pants down and undress him while i was sitting on edge of bed he gets a instant hard on mmmm nice shall i try giving him a blowjob. i start stroking his manhood i'm still doubting giving him a blow job. He is pushing my head to his cock now and reaching pinching my nipples its feeling really intense just thinking i am going to have him penatrate me omg i am so ready to feel his load release inside me i guide him to lay

And Thats How The Fight Started Pt 1
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?''No,' she answered.I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started...________________________________I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."And that's when the fight started....._____________________________My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high schoolreunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging hisdrink as he sat alone at a nearby table.I asked her, "Do you know him?""Yes", she sighed,"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinkingright after we split up those many years ago, and I hear hehasn't been sober since.""My God!" I said, "

And They Are Busted...............................gotcha!!!!
Now that I'm calm down and thought about it. There are a few things I would still like to vent about. YES YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU SHOULD BE HONEST TO EVERYONE NOT PLAY WITH THEIR EMOTIONS! 1) I dont wish any harm to come to you. 2) The only thing that is pissing me off to this day is that you talk bad about me to others (she steals, she cheats, she does this or that, is bossy, etc etc) and you do the same about others as well. 3)I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER 4)YOU EITHER BELIEVE ME OR YOU DON'T. I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS NOW. 5)IF NEEDED CAN BE A CUNT(and I am one of the best)! ITS IN MY BLOOD. 6)I am NOT Going to put others personal shit on here or anywhere else for that matter. 7)I wish you nothing but happiness and the best. 8)I am always here as your friend after all we've known one another since 1986. I hope everything comes true for you someday and you can survive your own demons you put in

And Uh, ....
Dinna be surprised if I just peace out. I'm sick of the bullshit, I'm sick of bullshit words. I'm sick of people not putting their money where they mouth be. I told you. Put up, or shut up. You did neither. Later on, kids.

And; Until, I Really Don't Know!
And; Until, I really Don't Know! The little Black bird flew on a day that reminded all of the Dam and what it mean. I mean as it turn a yellow eye and why, the Pat and Oat so wide, upon apologize. Then flight upon release to perch of pillow red, the setting of its heart as Hand demand. And: until, I really don't know, the wisp of higher clasp and yarn, to brow and teeter on. To a seat of red of blaze with pearl white eye, the pat and oat of it to bath in thoughts come. And: until, I really don't know, the future opens doors of all higher fends of Heavens blends. I think I knew the day, of which such a black bird did set his time. And; until, I really don't know of life worthy set to shine on as star. I think I knew the day, of which is age and day; some, still going on. By Michael J. Pinger 4/25/09

And Update On My Dad
I'm taking the time while waiting for my dad's wife to get here to let anyone who may wonder what is happening. My dad's doctor called this morning. It has come to the point that it is just a matter of time. My dad has lung cancer and COPD as well as pneumonia that just won't go away. He did two rounds of chemo and radiation and in essence took his chances that he might beat the cancer. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The radiation was the cause of radiation pnuemonia. At this time he only has one lung left that is actually working. The other one is gone. He has refused to have anymore needles in any form. He is dangerously anemic and getting more so as the pneumonia gets worse. A blood transfusion might help but since he has refused the needles that is out of the question. Because of the anemia, his body is not getting the oxygen it needs and his body is starting to shut down. He was able to let the doctor know Monday in one of his clearer moments, that he is in severe pain.

40 And Ugly (a Joke)
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the Mom. "Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head too. The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game. "For Christ's sake, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing?

09 And Vancouvers
MONACO - Katerine Savard of Pont-Rouge, Que. Adam Vinatieri Black Jersey ., won the gold medal Saturday in the womens 100-metre butterfly to open the third and final stop on the Mare Nostrum swimming circuit. Savard clocked 58.89 seconds for the win with Britains Francesca Halsall second in 58.99 and Finlands Emilia Pikkarainen third in 59.16. Vancouvers Noemie Thomas was sixth in 1:00.20. It was Savards fifth medal on the tour and third gold. In the mens 100-metre freestyle, Brent Hayden of Mission, B.C., was edged for the gold clocking 49.37 for second place while Frances Yannick Agnel was first in 49.14. Hayden has stepped on the podium in all of his five races on the tour so far. "Brent didnt have much in the tank tonight," said Haydens coach Tom Johnson in a statement. "He wasnt happy with the result today but overall its been a very good tour. We came here for some tough racing under tough conditions and thats what we got." In the womens 200-metre backstroke, Britains Lizzie Simm

And We Pay Them Huge Amounts... Whyyy??????
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." .................................................. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." .................................................. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl". Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." .................................................. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." .................................................. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." ............

And Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
SO I had the most awesome weekend with L'amour de ma vie. We had a great time :) Saw the Santa Clause 3 which was awesome!! The Best line of the movie is said by Martin Short who plays Jack Frost and its this : Mother Nature: You are both willful and millicious! Jack Frost: Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious? Anyhoo see it it was cute and funny! My Daughter Victoria has pneumonia. We spent 3 hours in the ER this evening :( Poor lil thing looks awful. We go back the DR tomorrow and hopefully she doesnt end up admitted. We usually have a few hospital stays in the winter cuz she has a hard time fighting infection and has asthma. Here is her school pic! To my Baby...I miss you already..my heart hurts..I love you xoxoxo (Insert pic here) they are coming :)

And We Want To See Your Bazoongas By Friday.
So... When I get even the itty bittyiest tiny littlest upset over anything.. I always find a way to get myself progressivly more upset, mad and/or aggiteted by it... with in minutes. Grrr. blehhh. But... yeah. Someone should come hang out with me tonight =]

1991 And We Could Have Finished It Then
Why didn't the US and coalition forces complete the job in 1991?? Some say that it was because the objective of pushing the Iraqi Regime out of Kuwait was why we were there. I was there and think that the objective should have been to get Saddam before he killed any more people. I am not advocating war, but, I do wish that we had been allowed to complete the mission as we saw it. Now, we have troops dying every day and it is only going to get worse. I feel for the families of the soldiers who have been killed or injured. I also feelfor the millions of Iraqi citizens that actually want us to help them and are afraid to say so. I wish that we had completed the mission.. Maybe I wouldn't feel so guilty when I read about someone getting killed that wouldn't have been there if I had been allowed to do my job. PEACE OUT!!

And What Does This Say About Me?
[1]. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Let’s see I know what you’re thinking . . . She’s not wearing underwear, she’s never wearing underwear . . . And you’d be right about that, except that I do wear them to work and yesterday I wore black boy shorts and tomorrow I will wear baby blue lace up ones . . . HA so there nosey know it all fuckers [2.] Honestly, do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? Honestly I’d fuck him with your dick . . . Well c’mon I don’t have one of my own, I own substitutes but we all know only the real thing is good enough [3.] Honestly, have you done something bad today? No I was a good girl all fucking day just like every other god damned day I tread through this god forsaken hell I call a life [4.] Do you swear when your mad? I would swear at the priest at my own damn wedding if I felt like it [5.] Are you normally a happy person? Oh yeah I am so happy I make the fucking Wiggles look suicidal . . . I ooze joy and happiness from every

And We Drink To Forget
This place is a prison And these people aren't your friends Inhaling thrills through $20 bills And the tumblers are drained and then flooded again And again They're guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth And you may case the grounds from the cascades to Puget sound, But you are not permitted to leave I know there's a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen In my living room late last night, It was almost too bright to see And I know that it's not a party if it happens every night Pretending there's glamour and candelabra When you're drinking by candlelight What does it take to get a drink in this place? What does it take, how long must I wait?

And While We're On The Subject Of Billy Bragg
I hate the arsehole I become Every time I'm with you You know you've got me on the run But let me make it clear to you It's taken two fools such as we To make love deaf, dumb and blind Now you're upset 'cos I can't read your mind love You're upset Cos I can't read your mind I hate the arsehole I become Every time I'm with you I get the feeling looking in your eyes That somehow I should forgive you I know that I'm guilty but I don't know what I've done You're not about to let me join in the fun are you You're not about to let me join in the fun I hate the arsehole I become Every time I'm with you I hate the way you try to give me back All the things I give to you I know when I leave the room They say what's up with him But love is not a game you play to win girl Love is not a game you play to win If that face of yours could only talk The stories it could tell The chase is always better than the kill, love The chase is always better than the kill

And We Wonder Why,lol
How It Is!! Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI- LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY), filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying

And We Learn
A STORY MY MUM TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO – I WANT TO SHARE IT A woman named Emily was renewing her driver's license at the Transport office now called the ‘dvlc’, she was asked by the clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the clerk, "do you have a job, or are you just a ......? "Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mum." "We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation...... 'Housewife' covers it," said the clerk emphatically. WHAT NOW FOLLOWS IS HOW MY MUM TELLS IT: I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our local police station. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it, I do not know... The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Chi

And What Do We Learn From This, Class?
Ventura, CA- A local computer teacher blew off part of his right hand during class when he squashed an insect crawling across his desk with a 40mm ammunition shell. Robert Colla, who found the five-inch long shell while hunting years ago, used it as a paperweight. "Obviously he didn't think the round was live", observed a fellow teacher.

And We Are To Choose Our Next President, How??
All I have been hearing lately about who people are going to vote for next election seems to be based on race or sex, Obama or Clinton. Seems to me we need to know more about what they are running on, let's talk issues. All the campaign ads attack the opponents, and show good family people. It doesn't tell us how they will vote on specific issues. We need to be holding them to the issues, where do they stand on the environment, the war in Iraq, social reform. Let's start asking to tough questions now, before we just get more of the same.

And Wants You Instead
I like to see you get mad, and show the difference in your, true character that you really betray. Its a quaility that can be, distinguishes or put a side, by another person smiling face. In a woman you're everything that, I look for and has the passion, I can only desire for more. Hopeing that you understand that, I'm only a man who live on the edge, and wants you instead. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:9/98'

And We Cry Like Idiots About Don Imus. . .what A Joke. . .
German army in new racism row Story Highlights• German soldier told to imagine African-Americans while firing, video shows • Comments by an instructor were captured on video and broadcast on TV • Defense ministry says it is aware of the video and is investigating • Video posted on a Web site used by soldiers to exchange private videos BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- A video showing a German army instructor telling one of his soldiers to envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing his machine gun was broadcast Saturday on national television. The video, coming after scandals involving photos of German soldiers posing with skulls in Afghanistan and the abuse of recruits by instructors, seemed likely to raise more questions about training practices in Germany's conscript army. "We can no longer talk about an isolated case," said Lt. Juergen Rose of the Darmstaedter Signal, a group of current and former army officers and sergeants who independently review military procedure

And With Her Fingers, Found A Warm, Wet, Waiting
She lay naked on the bed, her eyes covered with a silken blindfold. Velvet cords around her wrists and ankles fastened her to the bedposts. It was time for The Game. A breeze borne on whispered longings wandered into the room from the open balcony doors. It danced about her nipples, already hard with anticipation; now becoming harder still. Lighted candles released the fragrance of jasmine. Each breath she drew increased the sensual tension in her body, as she fantasized about who he might send in to her tonight. She and her husband invented The Game because they loved a mystery. They loved the secret glances and the knowing touches. She never knew when to expect the next time it would be played. It was always his pleasant surprise for her. After dinner, he would lead her to the bedroom, opening the drawer to pull the velvet cords from their ornate box. It would mean he had chosen a lover for her, someone he knew and trusted. She would lie alone in the bedroom, waiti

And We Cry
And We Cry Dreams wander endless in the night sky Hopes covering us with their love, keeping us warm Memories living long past that of the physical world And We Cry Joys come to us everyday, Unnoticed Till we take the time to look back and realize Even the smallest joy is just as precious And Still we cry Loved ones leave, taken to a place of light and love Held close and protected in their father\'s arms And Still we cry They are safe and know that they are loved Casting their love upon is through rays of light Watching over us keeping us safe, Protected

And We Complain
WE MISS YOU!!!!!!! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________________________________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. ____________________________________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. ____________________________________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. ____________________________________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. ____________________________________________________ You talk trash about you

And Where Does All This Racest Shit Start?
People need to STOP this bullshit!!! Children don't need to learn this crap Try a little love and conpashion not racest crap!!! And to the one who sent this to me ....Thank you.you know who you are ~~kiss~~ People THINK befor you strike...Think befor you speak.... Make Love Not War

And What Of The Egg Donor?
AH! Indeed. I was wondering when that question would surface. What, indeed. I had planned to write about my latest visit today with little Eric but, as always after my thirty minutes with him were up, I found myself reflecting upon the person who put him there and the things she did to him. What of the egg donor? True to form, she has definitely abandoned the child she just had (the one conceived during her affair last year) and moved in with yet another unsuspecting victim. According to her brother, who accidentally ran into her at a stop light the other day, she claims now that when the doctors performed her hysterectomy recently they gave her cancer. RRRRIIIGGHHHTTT. Gotcha. OK. Oh, and why did she abandon the new-born baby? Well, the doctors also gave her an infection that makes it impossible for her to be around children. Now that is true magnanimity: sacrificing her burning desire to care for, to nurture and properly raise the child she brought into the world in order to pr

And What Were You Thinking !!!!!
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells Them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He look at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head." ......... AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING????

And We Are Counting
we have less than 24 hours and we will be homeowners and be in debt again....seriously we are so excited! Tomorrow at 1 pm we are siging for a home we have dreamed of for 14 years. When we married, Jeff and I knew one day we would own a home. It just took us 14 years to get it! But we have it in sight and are ready to take on a mortgage and have the responsibility of owning our own home. No more renting for us. The house here is bare. Everything is in boxes and ready to be moved. So this weekend the kids and I are loading up the Explorer and the trailer (several trips) and going to our new home!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! ~~smooches~~

And What
Today at work they anounced the winners of a 3 month long contest, there were running based on avg performance scores over the 3 months. Guess who landed on top? Yup yup, your boy Tony. I won $1,000. On top of the quarterly bonus I am getting 10/31 which figures to be $1,000+. You know when days like this come, and they are coming more and more often lately I think about all the people who have doubted me in the past, who continue to doubt me now, and who will doubt me in the future, and I can only laugh. People just love to think so very little of me and I continue to shock em when I come out on top. Everything I set my mind to I find a way to get it done. If I make a promise I keep it. But still people dont believe me, they dont believe in me. They dont have the patience, to walk with me and be there with me when I reach each new mountain top, all I can do is shake my head. It also makes me thankful for the few that have stuck around who didn't give up and run when things got tough w

And Watch The Sun Set
i see you watching in the shadows. do you like what you see? i see you enjoying it. do you enjoy it all? i think you need to stop and breath. is it too much? i know you like it. i know you love it. a few more drops. a little blood will go a long way take your last breath and watch the sun set

And We Let The Music Sing.
sooooooooooooo last night [vince ur gunna love this] last night i was in the workshop doin my wood work. and i could here this voice. talkin to my gran,so being my curious self i walked out there and OMG this guy was sitting there,he was a splitting image of otis/charles manson,long hair/beard etc. and hes like hi. n im like hey hows it goin,he then tells me he's my dad's cousin Mark AHHHHHHHHHH i was like fuckin eh a long lost firefly relative lmao he was a hoot we yacked for hours. but yeh when i saw him im like dude rob zombie called he want otis' look back lol he even sounded like ole driftwood there haha wish i had a camera to show u all! so thats my story. oh yeh and i find myself falling in love with my sexy friend Cindy ;) love ya gurl.

And What?
HAH! The deformed cock question nailed it. ->Psychowolf...: I bet one of them has a grossly deformed wang, though. With him you must go! And what f...: nvr seen star wars And what f...: lol but that wouldnt make a difference to me ->Psychowolf...: Ewoks. Star wars. Small furry things that live on endor, resembling a hairy 3 foot testicle. Ask the men to SHOW YOU their ewoks! And what f...: i dont date men who know what ur talking about. i sure dont ->Psychowolf...: What if they have an ewok fetish, and tell you that they wanna dress like an ewok, and want YOU to slap their ass with a lightsaber? And what f...: no ->Psychowolf...: Give you cock pics, they must. Examine their genitalia, you will And what f...: i havent slept with either man ->Psychowolf...: So, which ever one has a penis resembling an EWOK, you must go with. It has been Prophesied/ ->Psychowolf...: http:... from star wars. The things resembling hairy Sacks. Pwn they do. And what f

And What Not
This blog is in reference to a mumm earlier today..so bare with me.. Well Like so and what not..Therefore early worms and and curly pubes....and what have you like so...slobbering midgets and silky car medal...crusty taints and what not...at which deep cuts and brusies..and slices of oranges. any feelings on this very essential topic..please leave a comment

And Why Arent You......
You know you wanna..... > > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change

And We Think Our Country Is Screwed Up. . .
Girl, 6, thrown on fire for being 'lowest class' Girl pushed into pile of burning embers by man in his late teens Man charged with attempted murder Assault took place in India's Uttar Pradesh state (CNN) -- A man, incensed that a 6-year-old girl chose to walk through a path reserved for upper caste villagers, pushed her into burning embers, police in north India said Wednesday. She was seriously burned. Dalits, or "untouchables," are victims of discrimination in India despite laws aimed at eliminating prejudice. The girl is a Dalit, or an "untouchable," according to India's traditional caste system. India's constitution outlaws caste-based discrimination, and barriers have broken down in large cities. Prejudice, however, persists in some rural areas of the country. The girl was walking with her mother down a path in the city of Mathura when she was accosted by a man in his late teens, said police superintendent R.K. Chaturvedi. "He scolded them both and pu

And When They Can't Specifically Say What You Are
This designation abbreviated NOS can be used when the mental disorder appears to fall within the larger category but does not meet the criteria of any specific disorder within that category. NOS - NOT OTHERWISE SPECIFIED

And We Thought Our Economy Was Bad
Zimbabwe's Money Worth More As eBay Novelty Than As Actual Money RSS stumble digg reddit del.ico.us news trust mixx.com Share this on Facebook AP | July 24, 2008 04:52 PM Read More: Poverty, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe Bank Notes, Zimbabwe Bank Notes Ebay, Zimbabwe Ebay, Zimbabwe Inflation, Zimbabwe Money, Zimbabwe Money Ebay, Business News Share this story on Facebook.com! facebook Get Breaking News Alerts never spam * Share * Print * Comments Amid Zimbabwe's mind-boggling hyper inflation, a new 100 billion dollar bank note has more value as a novelty item on eBay than on the streets of the capital. The note, launched this week, is worth enough to buy a loaf of bread - if you can find one on Zimbabwe's depleted store shelves. Meanwhile on eBay, the bill was on offer for nearly US$80. Notes in the millions of dollars are useful only as toilet paper and it's cheaper to light a fire with low denomination bills than with newspaper. In

..and We Complain
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. * You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes weeks without running water. * You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. He gets shot at as other are hit,and keeps moving forward. * You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you. He knows he may never see any of his ever again. * You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his forehead. * You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. * Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. * You roll your eyes when your baby cries. He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby, and wonders if they'll ever meet. *** If you dont forward this, you wont die, your mom wont die, nothing bad will happen to you, we will just see how conceited you really are. Just forward if you are supporting the troops!

And We Complain
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. * You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes weeks without running water. * You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. He gets shot at as other are hit,and keeps moving forward. * You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you. He knows he may never see any of his ever again. * You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his forehead. * You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. * Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. * You roll your eyes when your baby cries. He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby, and wonders if they'll ever meet. *** If you dont forward this, you wont die, your mom wont die, nothing bad will happen to you, we will just see how conceited you really are. Just forward if you are supporting the troops!

And What Of The Devil
"And there was war in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the Dragon, and the Dragon fought and his angels, and prevailed not. Neither was their place found anymore in Heaven. And the Great Dragon was cast out, that old serpent called the devil and Satan which deceiveth the whole world, he was cast out into the Earth and his angels were cast out with him." [Revelations 12:7-9]

And When I Wake Up You'll Be Here... And It Will Be The Way It Was...
Well I couldn't tell you what the title was about. But it is what it is. I'm losing my sleep again, which probably means I'm thinking too much, but fuck it. I want my life. Like I want to grab the reins and do this shit, now! Takes time I know but I'm growing impatient with this motion. Give me the money for school, or a job. Give me a car. Son of a bitch something to get this mother fucking ball on a roll. Too many set backs, too many let downs. Let me walk on stable ground. I'm also missing a companion. Not something I need, per say. Just something that's nice. Someone who's not confused. Or a fucking cock faced ass head (this statement has nothing to do with the confused ones, dickish as it all may have been I don't hate either of you, just get your fucking shit together) I don't deal with assholes, get to stepping, I have no tolerance for your ignorance.. I needs someone that won't tell me that they're sure, then turn around and dip, ain't got time for that shit either

And We Wonder Why.
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could be better changed in ourselves.--Carl JungChildren are smart. Remember how we used to imitate our parents' behavior? We'd dress up like them, mimic their words, even copy their attitudes. We wanted to be just like them because we thought they were the most wonderful people in the world. We can see this happen all around us, younger ones imitating parents, older brothers and sisters, and older friends. It's very flattering.The problem is that children imitate not just healthy behavior and attitudes, but also sometimes the not-so-healthy. We get very uncomfortable when we look at a younger person misbehaving and see ourselves in that person. Suddenly, we aren't flattered any more.When we see things we don't like in others, we must first look at ourselves to see if we need changing. This is all we can do--change ourselves. Others may follow our example or they may

..and We Rose From The Seas...
Aye.Was a different age back then too. More primal.Shadowy, sure. But more real, too Not gonna lie, we did some baaad mojo back then. Ever wonder why octopi trigger such intense fear and loathing? Or why the name Ry'leh still resonates even after all these "stranger aeons"? And how did a hack from Providence know so bloody much? There is much unseen.Much that should NEVER be seen. Stuff not meant to be seen under a yellow sun, Not meant to be heard by a sane mind. These too, are in the empty spaces. But aye. We ruled then, in that long ago age. Long before your ancestors descended from trees, We rose from the very Sea itself. Bearing madness and death like gibbering, ruined Santa Clauses. Wielding Magicks to wrack asunder the skies themselves. Dreaming reality into life.Or breaking it on a whim. And you remember, even if you don't know what, or even WHY. Oh yes.You remember.We do too.Those AREN'T rats in the walls. And you knew that all along. But ya

And Who Are You To Judge?
One philosophy we Fubar Bouncers try to follow is the refusal to get involved in member drama. We often point at TOS #7 when someone complains they are getting harassed. Recently, my attention was drawn to this little gem of a status message: hey fat girls... just b.c you have big boobs doesn't mean you should feature your face in your tit pics. PUT THAT UGLY MUG AWAY! and btw, how on earth are some of you fat and have like a B cup? god im so blessed. This self-serving statement came from the profile of a 20-year-old female. While the rules prevented me from killing the rude status message from the very obviously self-obsessed female, after some thought, I decided that it would be a better idea to enlighten and educate those of us on Fubar who feel that they are better than others just because their bodies meet the description of something closer to what's considered the "norm." I started to browse her pictures and noticed something else: she, herself, was no waif, and definite

And Who Says People Are Not!!!!
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat

And We Pretend Then Jump Back To Just Fall Forward Again /=
Set it up, this is what I'm talking about, Let me do my thing, here we go. Waking up, I feel such a sense that my life has succumb to rely, A cross between where I live my life and where I'm really at. How do we get so close without us knowing where we would be? And how do we get so old without us knowing we can't get out? Needle leads thread, I see no point in flying alone this time, We have come for what we're owed, I'm bleeding it dry. How long have we both lived for the same style, I would die for what I can do, I would die for what you can't, Why can't we just believe in taking it so far, That our feet don't touch the ground? How do we get so close without us knowing where we would be? And how do we get so old without us knowing we can't get out? Needle leads thread, I see no point in flying alone this time, We have come for what we're owed, I'm bleeding it dry. Can you feel how close we are? Reach out and grab it, One of the shapes afraid of us, I'll bury the past, This mi

And We Wonder Why Drill Is Off And On So Much
Amish Man Accused Of Sexting Posted: 3:00 pm EDT June 20, 2011Updated: 4:03 pm EDT June 20, 2011 WAYNE COUNTY, Indiana -- Authorities in Wayne County, Ind., said an Amish man is accused of sending sexually explicit text messages to a 12-year-old Connersville goat.Willard Yoder (AKA Drill of the FU), 26, of Rush County, Ind., was charged with four counts of child solicitation.According to investigators, Drill sent the goat sexually explicit messages and pictures for several weeks before its parents found out and called police.Police said an undercover officer, posing as the goat, agreed to meet Drill. He was then taken into custody, upon further examination they also had found multiple images of certain Canuck women in various pubic hair growth stages in his possession.

And Winter Came Early
A shiver..and words utteredrest heavily on the coolness of an unannounced breezetraveling into the very heart, lingering there on a breath held longer than a tear, traveling from the eye to the line of the jaw, would fall and shatteron the cold Formica of white sterile thoughts.and I pull backunder the weight of accusationstriggered by a simple request,leaving a trail of destructionin the slate grey skyof a winter born too soonreleasing the stingof icicle sharp memorieswith ice pick precisionstabbing not once, not twice,but three timessince, after all,three times’ a charm cold…emotions wrapped in crystal clear ribbons of glassare bound to shatteron the frost licked snowthat covers the surfaceof the otherwise clear blue pools of eyesand I shiver..a breathed plea escaping lipsforms clouds in the cool of early morning snowstormsthat haunt with relentless precisionthe depths of soulswhere the apparition of love unconditionalloses its silhouettefadesand the footprints left behi

13, And Won Multiple World
NASHVILLE -- The Titans new general manager says the team is in good hands with the quarterbacks they have. Limited Von Miller Jersey . Ruston Webster understands why some Volunteer fans want Peyton Manning to continue his NFL career in the state where he played in college. With Mannings future in doubt due to neck surgery and a $28 million bonus due from the Colts in March, some fans put together a website and solicited money for billboards in Indianapolis imploring the quarterback to return. But the Titans tried to downplay the Manning talk Tuesday in a conference call with season-ticket holders as Webster addressed the topic before taking questions. Webster called Manning a great player in the NFL and noted he was under contract with another team. "We also feel like were in good hands," Webster said. The Titans signed Matt Hasselbeck to a three-year deal worth more than $20 million last July, and he led them to a 9-7 record. Webster said Hasselbeck brought the Titans through a tough

And Was Followed By Guerrieri, Who H
FONTANA, Calif. -- Tristan Vautier finished fourth in the Indy Lights season finale to wrap up the series championship. Vautier edged Sam Schmidt Motorsports teammate Esteban Guerrieri to win the title. Its the second consecutive year Guerrieri has finished second in the championship race. Vautier gave Schmidt his third consecutive Lights title. The Frenchman had four wins this season and beat Guerrieri by eight points for the title. The finale at Auto Club Speedway on Saturday was won by Carlos Munoz of Andretti Autosport. It was his second win of the year. David Ostella finished a career-high second and was followed by Guerrieri, who had to win to take the Indy Lights title. Schmidt has won six total Indy Lights championships. Cheap Jerseys Sale . Charles, who scored on an 80-yard run on the first play from scrimmage, got hurt on a 15-yard run in the second quarter. He got up and tugged at the bottom of his shoulder pads. Cheap Jerseys From China . The underperforming Englis

And Weve Been Impressed By His Com
TORONTO - Ken-Yon Rambo is getting another chance in the CFL. The Toronto Argonauts signed the veteran wide receiver on Tuesday and expect to have him at practice on Thursday. Rambo, 33, was released by the Calgary Stampeders at the end of training camp after being hammered by an Achilles tendon injury. Rambo, who won a Grey Cup with Calgary in 2008, is eighth on the Stamps all-time list for receptions (406) and receiving yards (5,995). The six-foot-one, 207-pound Ohio State product is also 10th on Calgarys all-time touchdown receptions list with 39. "Weve closely monitored Ken-Yons progress and weve been impressed by his commitment to healing his injury," Argos general manager Jim Barker said in a release. "Were now very interested to see him perform on the football field." Wholesale NFL Jerseys China . Gasquet, who made the finals of the Rogers Cup in Toronto on Sunday, was unable to maintain any momentum against Raonics attack. "I was hoping to play a little bit better

The Andy Rooney Post, Edited For Your Consideration
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: And I respond: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only Things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Your very first statement is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard. Minorities are often the victims of hatred, violence, ignorance and intolerance. The rest of your statements below are proof enough of that. If anything, all the rest of your above statement does is point out that majority groups can also be the subjects of hatred, violence, ignorance and intolerance. As a poor white male in our society, I have been denied grants and loans for education th

...and You Think I Am Weird...
This is an actual comment left on an actual photomagraph on this actual site. And actuellement in French does NOT mean "actually", you freaking IDIOT! Gah..... stop saying it like it does! Okay... sorry. Flashback to the summer of '92 when I was stuck in St Die des Vosges with an IDIOT! Ok... the quote: "Sophisticated and sexy fox"

And You Are ?
You scored as Fariy. You are a Fairy. You find your center through other people, and often you are influenced by commiunication, and friends. Being so attached to people, my only suggestion would be to find what inspirers you, and go for it, because you are the type of person to flourish if you are happy, but you must first become dependent apon yourself first. Fariy63%Demon50%Magic user50%Elemental50%Mortal50%Ghost50%Elf50%Mermaid38%Vampire38%Warewolf38%Find out what type of supernatural creature you would

And You Thought Ambien Texting Was Bad...
Drunk Dialing. It can be fun. Or it can be embarrassing. Or it can result in a restraining order. Ambien Texting. You have read my stories. It should be avoided. Well, at least I think so. Those on the receiving end of my pics of pink parts seem to enjoy it. But there is a new danger. It is called Sex Texting. Sex Texting happens when 2 people are getting hot and sweaty and decide to put the camera on their cell phones to good use. You know, catch a little action on film. Maybe send it to a friend. There are a few problems with this. I mean, aside from angle, flash and focus. First of all, it interrupts the rhythm. Second...it makes you think about the best pose, and not concentrate on counting to 6. Third - Yep, you guessed it. When you are distracted by the whole banging thing, you can't be sure who you are sending your pictures to. So, there you are. Thinking you are getting freaky. Sending a picture or two (or 5) to a friend, to turn them on. Letting them in

And Yet I Dream
im brought back to those unforgettable dreams those dreams that comes once a month when i think about you comming home again and reuniting with me and the kids but whose to blame you played your game good had me believing in every word you spoke every love note you wrote and still i dream you was back home with me i pray for your warmth wrapped around my heart and soul i pray for you to say you love me once more and yet i dream for you once more

And Yet Newest !
Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her till dawn does light And never live in land of doubt For she’s the only I can’t live without A burning soul for her so true I have waited long and over due To get so lost inside those eyes I wonder if it would surprise That one could hold me without spoken word In her eyes would be all the love I’ve ever heard By R. Thomas Dinsmore

And You Thought You Had Computer Problems??
Computer Problem SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support how can I help you?" LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer was hissing and cracking, then started smoking ....and a bad smell, then nothing." SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Just leave the computer like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can." When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...! IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOUSE!!!

And You Think I Have Issues?
This is from an actual news story. So shut up about my problems already. I'm relatively harmless. "Dotson was arrested Oct. 9 after police say he smashed a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a female mannequin dressed in a black and white French maid's uniform. He had been out of prison for less than a week."

And You Wanna Know Why I Am Cranky!
"DEEZL": like to have them lipz wrapped around my fat cock baby ->"DEEZL": you might wanna get some class and respect before talking to me... "DEEZL": ohhhhhhh sorry craziebitch....dont get all crazy wit me gurl ->"DEEZL": awww whats wrong boy can't handle a woman that speaks her mind....gotta call names like a 10 yr old....FUCK OFF Hey guys that start a conversation like this...you might get a little farther with a woman if you show a little respect...geesh are you for real>

And You Are...?
And You Are...? (Really fun-to-do, random survey!)When was the last time you got drunk?:never actually gotten drunk What's your favorite style of socks?:lol umm i dunno One big gift or a bunch of little gifts?:doesn't matter Have you ever thrown a pair of shoes on a telephone pole wire outside?:lol no i'm not ghetto! When is your birthday?:july 5, 1986 Who's your best friend?:Allen Do you like energy drinks?:Sobe rocks When was the last time you went to a carnival or a fair?:oh wow.. ummm i don't remember really.. last year some time Do you like upside down rollercoasters?:sometimes lol Have you ever witnessed/been in a wet t-shirt contest?:lol no Hotdogs or hamburgers?:hotdogs What's your favorite kind of chips?:dunno Have you ever twisted up a swing and then untwisted it and spun around?:yessss What was your favorite contraption at a playground when you were a kid?:swings! What's a helix lucorum?:a snail! What's your favorite aquatic creature?:turtle Who's the best teacher in your s

Andy Rooney Said...
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: (disclamer: i don't know if Andy Rooney said these things or not, but there are some very good points in here and some of the sarcasume does sound like Andy Rooney to me. `curtsey` I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. (along with just about all other non-white politition) Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. (ahmen, halaloya and so mote it be) I believe they are called the

And Yet... A Poem.
----- and Yet ----- she turns to Him, in night-smitten cold, and looks into His, those eyes so old, the things they've seen, Eternity, As Witnessed by a Soul not free, to move upon this fickle world, it's ramparts with their flags unfurled, in places where mans' blood is spilled, She ponders, as she looks at Him, whose Life has Seen Hope Rise and dim, whose Journey still is not yet done, nor will be with this passing sun, He has walked, yes, even Loved, the frail mortals His Soul Moved, For tho He sees within HimSelf, His bane is yet to doubt the Wealth, and so she shows Him yet again, His Love and Journey Not in Vain, For traveling on the Cosmic Wheel, His Soul, Immortal, Now, Doth Feel. ^Uyraell^ 2/05/2007, Feb, 5th.

And Yet
she turns to Him, in night-smitten cold, and looks into His, those eyes so old, the things they've seen, Eternity, As Witnessed by a Soul not free, to move upon this fickle world, it's ramparts with their flags unfurled, in places where mans' blood is spilled, She ponders, as she looks at Him, whose Life has Seen Hope Rise and dim, whose Journey still is not yet done, nor will be with this passing sun, He has walked, yes, even Loved, the frail mortals His Soul Moved, For tho He sees within HimSelf, His bane is yet to doubt the Wealth, and so she shows Him yet again, His Love and Journey Not in Vain, For travelling on the Cosmic Wheel, His Soul, Immortal, Now Doth Feel. ^Uyraell^ 2/03/2007,

And You Thought Men Were Smart....lmao
and you thought you men was smart.. lol Body: A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box." Never, never, try to outsmart a woman...Send this t

Andy Rooney's Take On Older Women
In case you missed it on CBS' 60 Minutes, this is what Correspondent Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you dead if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You cannot lie to them. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once

And Yet I Still Die
I see the stars sparkling so bright, Within the moon kissed sky. I hear the birds so sweetly singing, Amidst the morning dawn. I smell the flowers full in bloom, And see their royal pomp. And yet some place so deep within, I'm shrouded and I'm closed. The brilliance there I cannot see, In the mists of misery. Enshrined inside, unable thus, To touch the warmth without. I gaze upon this passion spent, And yet . . . Inside I still die. Andi 25 February 2007 © ©

And You Wonder Why It’s Over
And you wonder why it’s over ( wriiten for a friend who had a stupid man ) I ask you if you loved me You say to me why what’s up I asked you to make love to me You said baby lets just f#@k I asked you to come home early You said that I was tripping You need to pack your shyt and go Cause baby you are slipping I gave you all the best of me You gave me what you had Compared to all the good I gave What you gave me was bad So now I see what mama said And my daddy said it too They said if you lay down with dogs You’ll get fleas before you’re thru When I got off work late that night I asked you to come and git me I got a ride home Your ass was stoned And all you did was hit me No longer will you hurt my soul You’ll never have me again I should have listened to my heart when it said “Girl don’t let him in ‘ No more hurt and no more pain For me those days are over Get out I said take all your shyt For luck take this four-leaf clover Soon

And Ya Know What?
Movies with any sort of love involved anywhere in them suck...b/c they always make me go "Awww I want some of what they're having." and then back to the good violent or funny parts... Why do they have to shove that into perfectly good comedy/gore flicks? Huh? And people like to say that the mushy "i care about you" shit in movies is fake but actually...think about it...its 100% real... Girl plays hard to get (sometimes) b/c shes been hurt in the past or wtf ever...guy spouts off some sentimental crap...maybe helps (or saves bleh) her from somthing or other...boom girl is naked...guy gets laid...and in the end...it was all just acting... Sometimes one actor/tress really does fall for the other...and thats always a huge mess...never ends well... Only difference I see is that the girl starts a collection of babies from other countries to make her feel better...lol... Other than that...as long as you read betwen the lines of the movie plots...its a lot like real life... Means t

Andy Rooney On "60 Minutes"
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the U nited Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of ot

And You Are My Hero,
AND YOU ARE MY HERO, AMERICA'S HERO... YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST, PASSED THE ULTIMATE TEST, GRATEFULLY, WE THANK YOU, ALSO SAY, "GOD BLESS YOU," BECAUSE YOU'RE A HERO... AMERICA'S HERO. Firefighters are trained to save lives, No matter how hot the flames, They have to put all their fears aside. Police forces, always on the beat, No matter how bad they feel, They are trained to protect our streets. Paramedics, on call day and night, They work to ensure our health, They will not ever give up the fight. Search and rescue teams, dogs at their side, Going wherever they're needed, To find those lost or missing inside. Doctors, nurses, and medical teams, Working together, ease our pain, To make us healthy again, their dream AND YOU ARE MY HERO, AMERICA'S HERO... YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST, PASSED THE ULTIMATE TEST, GRATEFULLY, WE THANK YOU, ALSO SAY, "GOD BLESS YOU," BECAUSE YOU'RE A HERO... AMERICA'S HERO.. ------------

Andy Rooney
Subject: 4/18 CBS couldn't shut him up Good for him!!! Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right. AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls be

17 And 10 Years Without Parole For Teen’s Killers
By Dan Ferguson Apr 29 2007 Recently, the younger brother of Matthew Martins used the name of his murdered sibling instead of his own to sign a form at school. He told his mother it was because he wanted to make sure no one forgot Matthew. Sandra Martins-Toner wept as she described the emotional impact on her family of losing her oldest child. She was reading her victim impact statement at the Friday B.C. Supreme Court sentencing hearing for the two Surrey residents convicted of murdering the 16-year-old. Robert Allan Forslund, 29 and Katherine Anne Quinn, 24 stared at the floor while Martins-Toner said her younger son keeps his older brother’s shoes at the foot of his bed and wears them when he wants to feel close to Matthew. Sometimes he’ll wear one of Matthew’s old shirts for the same reason. Martins’ other brother sleeps in Matthew’s old room, keeping it just the way Matthew left it. He leaves the lights on at night and sometimes his mother can hear him cry

Andy Rooney And Women Over 40
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll te

".... And You Lied"
".... and You Lied" Inside this frantic, chaotic dream, i scream. Inside this box of darkness, i cry, choking, lost, alone. Can you feel it? Silent screams slambing into your mortality? Decaying hope whithers in my hands. I can't speak, I don't want to think, and picture you. Memories have become my demonds. Clawing retched creatures that bite into my brain, numbing my will to be rational. What made me believe a masochist and a distruction junkie could be forever? My crime, my stupidity, was only to believe you when you captured me. It shocked me to awake from a sleep that reluctantly stole me, to find the world still alive, it survived mine dying. It survived my tragity and so did you. You breath without holding me, you love without me. This catches in my throat when i'm helpless to stop it. Then i'm surounded by a madness that enslaves me to want you. I don't know when i'll be alright. I just know that deep in the night when i close my eyes, your mouth, your voic

And Yes I Know It's Bad
Why must I be tortured so? To make me feel in an all time low? To have to be reminded of one gone who likes to call me his graceful swan? There are way to many things that remind me of him whom I love to chat. Why has my handsome desert fox has to be in iraq among so many rocks? I don't think one can easily survive or even to think to thrive when their loved one is in the war behind a gun. -Talk2animals

And Yet Another One Of Mine Lost But Not Forgotten...;)
untitled today i gave away my heart for the chance of eternal love yet some where beneath my soul lies an unacceptable loss but years ago you were my attention placed in my heart by an unseen hand so much was lost when u left can i ever get that back my future is uncertain to me will your love with stand the strain faith and forgiveness are companions of mine but pain and sorrow are my masters alas,my heart feels no more than most yet i can spare no less than the whole being of my heart here i will give you the most sacred of vows and you shall never be forgotten by my heart and every single shedded tear that falls from your beautiful green eyes will and forever be a reminder of your memory of me

And You Kissed Me
You leaned over and you kissed me I felt my knees go weak You leaned over and you kissed me I couldnt even speak You leaned over and you kissed me With a passion flowing free You leaned over and you kissed me Sparks flew that we could see You leaned over and you kissed me A touch so soft and tender You leaned over and you kissed me A kiss I would remember You leaned over and you kissed me Im sure I kissed you back You leaned over and you kissed me With the fire no kiss should lack You leaned over and you kissed me You left me wanting more You leaned over and you kissed me My soul you did explore You leaned over and you kissed me My heart no longer full of pain You leaned over and you kissed me Darling, kiss me once again

And You Thought....
It's 9:30pm. Up the stairs to see the red station sheets covering the bed. I set my purse down and pulled off my boots getting comfortable as hes slides his hand up my thy. Both of use intensely staring into echothers eyes making promises with out words and falling in a trance over the echothers body. Off with the rest of our clothes and in to this red sea of satin wear i danced with a god all night. His large hands soft and gentile caressing sweet my body. his lips big and full milking my breasts, his eyes never seemed to leave mine even when his enormous pinus tour its way painfully yet gentile into my thick sopping tight pussy! A gasp of excruciating Ecstasy seems to fill my cunt and I am unworthy. This god inside of me, as humble as he is grins a cocky dirty grin knowing that the grate Seagull is almost to tears from the sher size of if. Soon the pain becomes an intense section of oh my gods and repetitive O's. Exhaustion from screaming and out of breath he slide his hand under my

Andy Rooney Even Cbs News Could Not Shut Him Up!
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I have the right "NOT

And You Turds Think He Is A Good Canidate To Run This Country?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/06/23/2007-06-23_christie_blasts_rudy_on_wtc_air-1.html Christie blasts Rudy on WTC air BY ADAM NICHOLS DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Saturday, June 23rd 2007, 10:25 AM In an upcoming interview with WNBC-TV, former head of the EPA Christie Whitman says former Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts to force WTC workers to wear respirators. Former Environmental Protection Agency boss Christie Whitman says she urged Ground Zero workers to wear respirators, but then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts. She also said city officials didn't want EPA workers wearing haz-mat suits because they "didn't want this image of a city falling apart." In an interview scheduled to run the day before Whitman testifies in front of Congress on Monday, she told WNBC-TV she warned the city of the risks almost every day. And she said she believes illnesses killing first responders can be blamed on the city's lack of action. "I'm n

And You Think I Am Joking When I Call The Us A Police State!
How many remember the 60's? Or the incident that led to the Rodney King riots? Well, check this out. Clearly this officer is a discredit to the law enforcement profession. While I personally feel that an ordinance against skateboarding on the side walk is reasonable, I think this is beyond reason. I do hope that the best civil attorneys in the country approach the families of these teenagers and file civil suits against the officer, department and the city. How many of you Cherry Tappers with teenage children would stand still for this? The city put the officer on administrative leave (with pay) while the incident is investigated. Personally, I have to ask "What the hell needs investigated?" To quote the story that brought this to my attention: June 26th, 2007 “SHE’S JUST RIDING A SKATEBOARD!” Skateboarders know that the annual Go Skateboarding Day is pretty much NO Skateboarding Day in the eyes of law enforcement. We’ve all had our fair share of testosteron

And Yes Yet Some More(please Add If I Missed Some And Ill Up Date)
420 - Marijuana term, marijuana slang, marijuana reference. 3750 - Marijuana laced joint. Abe - $5 worth of drugs. Abe's cabe - $5 bill. A-bomb - Marijuana and heroin smoked in cigarette. Acapulco gold - Types of Marijuana from Mexico. Acapulco red - Marijuana types from South America.. Accessory Cannaboids - Are The Cannaboids, CBC,CBD,CBN, which interact with the primary cannabinoids to alter their effect. Acclimate - Introducing a plant to different environmental conditions to allow it to adapt. Ace - Marijuana cigarette. Achenes - single-seeded fruits where the seed is free from the ovary wall except at the point of attachment. Acid (acidic) - Reefers to the overall state of the growing medium, as the rockwool or soil, where the PH balance is lower then 7.0. Adapt (adaptation) - To undergo positive modification to survive. Aeration - to allow the soil or growing medium to become less dense and allow more oxygen throughout. Aeroponics - plants roots are s

And Yes Yet Some More(please Add If I Missed Some And Ill Up Date)
Dona Juanita - female marijuana Don Don ~ n. second generation roach doobie (Jo March 15, 2004) Doobie - marijuana joint Doobie/dubbe/duby - marijuana Dope - marijuana; any other drug Dope fiend - marijuana addict who loves to continually smoke dope. Dope smoke - to smoke marijuana Doradilla - marijuana. Drainage - Ability to let water and moisture run away from an area. Dried Marijuana - Moisture taken out of the marijuana plant so it can be smoked. Many methods for drying marijuana. Marijuana Genetics Dr. Frankenstein (or 'Franky' for short) - person who sells prescription drugs. Draf weed - inferior marijuana Drag weed - inferior marijuana. Drip System - Hydroponic system where nutrients drip slowly into the marijuana roots. Drug Deal - the exchange of money for drugs Dry high - marijuana effects. Dry Ice - Ice when melted gives off CO2 gas for increased marijuana plant growth. Dub - $20 dollar's worth of cannabis. Dub Sack - $20 worth of drugs(we

And You Thought Myspace Sucked
SEEMS AS THOUGH THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOESNT APPLY HERE . AT FIRST WE COULD EXPRESS OURSELVES THROUGH OUR SKINS AND PAGE DESIGNS,BUT NOW .......SOMEONE WANTS TO CHANGE OUR SHIT JESUS......WHATS UP DUDE????

And You Thought I Was Just Being Funny!!!!!!! Lol!
Okay so yesterday we had a long blog entry about racists......and I said... "if I were a betting woman..I'd say that you have probably been in my shout telling me how much you've fantasized about having a black woman because you've never had one before....LOL" Now...if you thought I made that shit up...*ROLLIN*...here's my PROOF that people really do that shit......I went from goddess to what in like 2.2 seconds?....LMMFAOOOOOO!!!! A real winner he is....... ctgentleman@ fubar **NOTE - DON'T GIVE THIS MAN POINTS.....DIRTY WEEDS, DICTIONARIES AND CLUES ARE ALWAYS FUN TOO! CLICK HERE TO READ YESTERDAY'S BLOG.....IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING WEEK ALREADY........

And You Like Fast Food
Here's an example on "Why you treat drive threw employees with respect". I'm 31 now, but when I was 15 working at a fast food place that served hot dogs. and a rude or dumb ass customer came to the drive threw we would have the gay employee deep throat the hot dog before we served it......moral of the story, be nice to the drive threw employees.

And Yet Again I Post This.....
NO NOT SEND ME PICS OF YOUR DICK IN FU-MAIL. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SEEING YOUR DICK. WANT TO GET REMOVED FROM MY FRIENDS LIST SEND ME A GODDAMNED PIC OF IT. LIVE IT LEARN IT LOVE IT. I DO NOT FORCE YOU TO LOOK AT MY ADULT PICS YOU LOOK AT THEM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO. BUT SENDING THEM ATTACHED IN MAIL IS FORCING ME TO LOOK. This also goes for sending me links to your nude folders. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU ALL. MOST OF YOU HAVE MORE RESPECT THAN THAT AND FOR THAT I THANK YOU. YES THERE ARE TIMES I LOOK AT PICS BUT ITS MY CHOICE WHEN I WANT TO.

And You Wonder.............
Some days you have to take them as they come.........well I've had a lot of those lately......I was going to blog this yesterday but you'll find out at the end why I didn't. A little history.........if you have a 401k plan, your employer has to file a tax form that's called a 5500..........anyway, the company I work for recently found out that there were some problems with our 5500 and we needed to refile. Soooo....I'm on the phone at work with the people who are supposed to do this for us and they send me a list of items to send. Some I sent already but I had to re-do them so they were updated. In the midst of this, I am signing for courier delieveries of checks that I have called our clients about.........we did the work, they needed to pay up. I am a brilliant multi-tasker and yesterday was my day to do it to it. It felt like each time I sent the company who was filing the 5500 something that was on the list, they asked me for something that was NOT on the list in a for

And You Laugh...
Step through clouds On the other side - rain Force myself through Further on - pain I never really was What you wanted me to be But now who I am Is who you feared me to be Finally a man Living in a child's world Hate to sound un-grateful But you are to blame If not for your lies My destiny - fame You built me up So when I failed It hurt more You pushed me down So when I rose I wasn't as high up as before I speak to you through raindrops That fall as you cry I abuse you through nightmares Flashbacks of past beatings I was on the ground pleading Why hurt me? Does it make you feel powerful? When you held me below the surface Face covered in water & blood Spiral effect Swirling red Senses dead Obituary read Coffin lowered Dirt poured over Flowers placed Totally disgraced And you laugh...

And You Think Our Government Wants To Protect Us??
And You Think Our Government Wants To PROTECT Us?? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 28 Sep 2007, 13:26 From: VDate: Sep 28, 2007 3:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: oPeN yOuR eYeSDate: Sep 28, 2007 3:08 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: GreyDate: Sep 28, 2007 2:50 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: HierophantDate: Sep 28, 2007 11:22 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: lorieDate: 28/09/2007----------------- Bulletin Email -----------------De : Civilly disobedientDate : 28 sept. 2007, 05:38A history of US secret human experimentationSeptember 27th, 2007..Soldiers being exposed to a nuclear explosion at the Nevada Test Site in 1951Press TV | Sep 26, 2007 1931 Dr. Cornelius Rhoads, under the auspices of the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Investigations, infects human subjects with cancer cells.He later goes on to establish the US Army

And You Think Your Stupid
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shi

And You Wonder Why The House Is A Mess..cleaning Can Make You Sick
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071012/hl_nm/housework_hazards_dc Housework might be bad for your health, according to a study suggesting that tidying up as little as once a week with common cleaning sprays and air fresheners could raise the risk of asthma in adults. Other studies have linked these types of products with increased asthma rates among cleaning professionals but the research published on Friday indicates others are potentially at risk as well. Exposure to such cleaning materials even just once a week could account for as many as one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers wrote in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. "Frequent use of household cleaning sprays may be an important risk factor for adult asthma," Jan-Paul Zock, an epidemiologist at the Centre for Research in Environmental Epidemiology in Barcelona, who led the study, wrote. Asthma is an inflammation of the airways with symptoms that include wheezing, shortness of br

And You Learn...
And you learn that love, true love, always has joys and sorrows...seems ever present, yet it is never quite the same...becoming more than love and less than love...So difficult to define. And you learn that thru it all, you really can endure, that you really are strong, that you do have value.

And Yet....
...the rage in me hasn't subsided only grown worse. i hate people that take advantage of you then try to act all chummy chummy and shit when they're in your face. i'm trying to keep myself from beating the hell out of someone because i know for a fact that won't solve it. ...but it sure will make me feel good...

And Yet More Poetry
Theres a better place i go now, I will visit you often, a better place i go to, no pain, no troubles, dont be sad for i am happy, be happy for i am watching over you, watching you grow, live and love

And You Think Plumber's Crack Won't Get A Man Some Lovin'?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2007-11-27-DeadDonors_N.htm Yes, read the bottom. A woman dies, leaves all but $10,000 of her $1.7 million dollar estate to the Democratic Party... but that last $10,000 went to a man with a profession that's blue collar and butt revealing. Kudos to him. Now why she left the rest to POLITICIANS is the real question!

And Yet She Sees
In these few days of perilous woe I've seen things I have not told The beautiful face of a girl so lost Who longs to free herself at any cost The eyes of a man who longs to be The one to love her and set her free The hearts of the Innocents lain so bare Swiftly wrought without regard or care I've seen the mind of a man so genteel Whose only hope has yet to be revealed He hides his love under lock and key Afraid to give for fear he will not receive The girl she runs aimlessly Opening doors and crying in pleas Her beautiful cheeks stained with tears From all the pain she's hidden for years I can see what ails her mind Sometimes I wish that I were blind The man with gentle eyes steps forth Battling constantly with his self-worth He struggles with hating the one he loves His intent in reality, pure as a dove The man with a soul so precious and kind Stands and walks the test of time He longs to run and never look back

Andy's Accident
Hi and Merry Christmas and happy holydays to all. This is GINO , ANDY (Cisco Kid) Brother, before anything else, I would like to forward to all his friends, my brother good wishes for this holydays . Unfortunately Andy had an accident , on Saturday last week , while we where coming back from the fields and opening a gate , Andy was bitten by a venomous snake , fortunately by his prompt response and his dog presence of mind and my help we were able to act very fast and after applying a tourniquet and Mellow ripping the snake out of his arm an I could find the antidote fast enough we toook him at the hospital that we have inside the plantation.The doctor was able to perform first procedure. Immediately after my father flew him to Miami , where there is a special place for a research center and cure about venoms, and slowly they have been able to get him back to health . He w

Andy And I
I had just gotten off the computer, tired and unaware of my surroundings. I was oblivious to his arrival. I turn around and there he was. I hugged him and told him I had to clean up a bit. So I headed to the bathroom and undressed myself. As the hot steaming water was reawakening me, I heard the bathroom door open again a few seconds later with the shower door sliding ajar. "Mind if I join you?" Andy inviting his self in, then rubbing his lathered hands on my shoulders and then smooth down my ass. "I guess you answered that question for me," I laughed nervously. Andys hard cock was as vertical as a baseball whacking at the ninth inning at Yankee Stadium. Andy began massaging my back while butterfly kissing my neck, working his way down the small of my back and working his way downwards towards my ass and pussy. I could feel the goose bumps on my wet and sodden skin. As Andy broadened my legs open, he massaged up and down my inner thighs smoothing his hand along m

And Your Gone
No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.

And You Just Thought These Were Gone
IN THE PAST WEEK IVE HAD TO DO ALOT OF SOUL SEARCHING IVE HAD TO DIG DEEP DOWN AND THINK ABOUT ALOT FROM HERE AT HOME TO HERE IN FU-LAND. I HAVE A ISSUE WITH ALOT OF THINGS BUT WHATS REALLY IN MY CRAWL IS ALL THE NAME CALLING ALL THE CRAP THATS GOING ON HERE! IT NEEDS TO STOP! THE DRAMA NEEDS TO STOP! I WONDER AT TIMES THAT SINCE MY ACCOUNT WAS DELETED MAYBE I SHOULD OR SHOULD HAVE NOT COME BACK! BUT I DID AND I BROUGHT SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME IVE LOST ALOT AND MORE THEN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER KNOW BUT I FOUND ALOT. THERE IS GOOD ON BOTH SIDES BELIVE ME I LOVE MY NEW FRIENDS AND MY NEW FAMILY AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED YOU ALL ARE MY FAMILY IF I COULD PUT ALL OF YOU IN MY LIST I WOULD BLAME FU ON THAT:p ALL I AM SAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE NOT THE DRAMA. I FOR ONE WILL HAVE ANYONE IN MY LISTS AND WILL HELP ANYONE I WANT AND IF ITS A PROBLEM THEN OH WELL ITS YOURS NOT MINE OK? OK IM DONE IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR I THANK YOU! ROCK ON FUBAR! THE WATCHER

And Ye Harm None....
1. Hurt people physically, mentally, spiritually, or with magick. You are NOT a real witch if you hurt anybody. 2. Take illegal drugs. Witches go to a doctor when they are sick like anyone else, and only use magick to help medicine along on its course. 3. Work "black magick". Wiccans have a poem that goes: Ever mind the rule of three, what you give out comes back to thee. And who'd want that to come back to you times three? 4. Fly on brooms. We buy cars and trucks and stay on the road like everyone else; if we feel the need to "take to the skies" we go Delta or American Airlines. 5. Eat babies. We want them to grow up big and strong and do good things for people...We would never even THINK to harm them in any way! 6. Most do not kill animals (or anything else). REAL witches love and honor animals. Animals are a part of Spirit, just like people. Witches are big pet-people...Many are Vegetarian. 7. Tell fibs or big whopper lies. We walk our talk, and we know that a Witc

And Yet Another One
This idiot made the list 'cuz he "checked me out and rated me a 10" but yet as I go to return the favor and guess what... the S.O.B. has me blocked! DJ Mystery ~DJ @ The Real Red Dragon~EVO OBSSESOR~STI RACER ~@ fubar http://www.fubar.com/user/446264 So to him I say: If you want to rate some one a 10, you should let them return the favor. If you do not want it returned do not bother to rate or check them out! So he can K.M.A.

And You Thought The Hurricanes Were Trouble
It's official. I am going to Florida to be with my 5 Star man. Wish us luck please...well at least him cause he may need it. Love to all who have been so great to me with everything. Once I am down there...no more Fubar. YEAH!!!!! love you all

And You Thought You Had Problems With Spiders??
One of my co-workers sent me this link after hearing of my latest spider incident (see pic albums). lol And I found another one in my garage and have him in a zip lock bag so that I can figure out just what he is and what him and his relatives are capable of doing to me!! lmao Copy and paste this link to read: http://www.darkfantasy.org/weirdtales/2007/10/weirdism-year-of-ninja-spiders

And You Thought You Had Probs
Ok, so if you've ever wondered why I turned out the way I did, read this....lmao So, I was babysitting when this all went down, and if you dont already have one, this is a GOOD reason not to have your Mom and your friend in a convo when you leave! Very long but extremely entertaining.... Mom Work: nah. he was more my parents' idol. i was hip and cool-i was a donny osmond fan!!! Kristin: LoL Kristin: I don't really know the timeline of his days Kristin: I don't think my mom was a fan either Mom Work: well let me tell ya. he was born on december 9th, 1957 and i was born on november 9th 1958 so he is EXACTLY 11 months older than me. now when i was about 14 i was in love with him and i thought that our birthdates being so close was a sign that we were to marry but he went and married some old nasty thing!! Kristin: LoL!! Kristin: You must've had to be in that time to view him as what people saw him as... I like some of his music but I'd never think he was amazing or

Andy Rooneysurprised Cbs Let Him
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though right... AMEN, ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney!! Andy Rooney said this on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts f or a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that i

Andy Rooney Said On '60 Minutes' A Few Weeks Back:
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right 'NOT' to

...and You Would Think People Would ...well....think ! Lmfao
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed

Andy Rooney, Smart Man
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney Thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are Just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night And ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's Usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming Match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they Can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They Know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. Y

Andy Rooney Is Right
Good for him!!!> Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right!!! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can > think of that are truly discriminatory are things like > the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or > Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing > makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying > to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. > Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!> ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?> > I think that if you feel homosexuality is wron

And Yet They Still Make The Sale ....
Random observation: I've noticed that whenever Persia has me on the phone when she goes to buy cigarettes, she adopts this "little girl" voice when she is talking to the person behd the counter. Like she doesn't look young enough, why does she make herself sound likes she's 10? And yet, they still don't card her ... what's up with that?

Andy Jenkins
Andy Jenkins Learn more about Andy Jenkins HERE Stomping the Search Engines 2 - What to Expect, a Note from Andy Jenkins Back in 2004, Brad and I recorded the original "Stomping the Search Engines" in my New Jersey basement. It was a CD, audio-only, course. In it, we covered the SEO strategies that Brad and I had been using to get our physical product e-commerce sites indexed and ranked over and above our competitors. First of all, it's not audio this time, but DVD-ROM video. This is the same high-quality video we've been using to create courses for our $800-a-month StomperNet clients and it just allows us to better illustrate everything we have to teach you. Stomping The Search Engines 2, The Net Effect, Stompernet The Net Effect, STSE2, Stompernet Magazine, Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Stompernet, Stompernet effect, net effect, Andy Jenkins stompernet, Brad Fallon stompernet

And Yet......
And Yet I Die by me. I see the stars sparkling so bright, Within the moon kissed sky. I hear the lark so sweetly sing, Amidst the morning dawn. I smell the flower full in bloom, And see their royal pomp. And yet some place so deep within, I'm shrouded and I'm closed. The brilliance there I can't see, In mists of misery. Enshrined inside, unable thus, To touch the warmth without. I gaze upon this passion spent, And yet . . . Inside I die Again i am alone……… Mrrcp2007

And You Thought Continued
The story, it simply gets more frustrating...as you give up and say I love you...you find one day...that nothing is really as you were made to believe..you should have kept that distance...for now you are only more confused. But then...you would have never gained the knowledge that yu probably are not the one who is broken...but the one who tried to break you... even after knowing how broken you had been in the first place...And what it took to gain your trust and love...your respect too...afte they too, had been thrown into the samne tornado...and did not come out without scars that will always be a part of them... And you go on ...wondering and adding to your uncertan opinion of yourself ...him and the whole tiem period that seems to have beeen nothing but a fantasy...or depending on how you look at it..A NIGHTMARE>>.

And You People Want Her Why???
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/21/palin.rape.exams/index.html Palin's town charged women for rape exams Story Highlights While Sarah Palin was mayor, Wasilla charged victims for their rape exams Interviews, review of records show no evidence Palin knew victims were charged Former state representative says it seems unlikely Palin was not aware of issue From Jessica Yellin CNN ANCHORAGE, Alaska (CNN) -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's hometown required women to pay for their own rape examinations while she was mayor, a practice her police chief fought to keep as late as 2000. Former state Rep. Eric Croft, a Democrat, sponsored a state law requiring cities to provide the examinations free of charge to victims. He said the only ongoing resistance he met was from Wasilla, where Palin was mayor from 1996 to 2002. "It was one of those things everyone could agree on except Wasilla," Croft told CNN. "We couldn't convince the chief of police to stop charging them." Al

And Yet Another One
I find out a close family friend is in the hospital with burns over 75% of her body from a random freak accident, and then yesterday I find out my uncle committed suicide, and my sweet, sweet aunt found him. WTF?? Seriously I need shit to go decently from here on out.

And You Think You Had A Bad Day
Gotta love being an APO in the New York City Police Department, with all these new changes. Started out at 1900 HRS when this meeting started. The meeting was started out by the coordniator, "They will be two people who will be honored at this years longevity awards ceremony, A/Lt James Doe and APO John Doe. Rewind that tape, APO John Doe? (Strike 1) Ok. Thats all fine and dandy. The meeting contines, after we get a 10 min break then have the EEO Portion, then we are finally dismissed. The Coordniator, Capt, and Lt. stop 2 people, myself and someone else who was in the Sgts class with me. The other guy went in 1st, And I overheard "Congradlations" I knew he got the promotion (Strike 2). I was told by the coordinator that they lost my paperwork, but was able to find the other guys paperwork. How the fuck my paperwork get lost if you sent both our paperwork in. Do I look stupid to you? I do more than the A/Capt, A/Lts, and A/Sgt combine. I do the grafitti clean up's, I do the

And You Thought You Were A Civilian
And You Thought You Were A Civilian Author Unknown And you thought you were a civilian...... When Dad's away, Mom's the Commanding Officer When Dad's home, Mom's the Executive Officer, coordinating and executing actions for the Command Team Keeping track of the kids, she's the S-1 Collecting the neighborhood news, and relaying it to Dad, she's the S-2 Making plans for the entire family and training the kids, she's the S-3 Stocking food and supplies for the family, she's the S-4 She answers all the family correspondence and makes appointments for Dad, that makes her the Adjutant. Worrying about the family budget makes her the Comptroller Paying the bills, and accounting to Dad for the paychecks makes her Disbursing Looking for a new place to live when we move, she's like Billeting Assigning us chores to do, getting us fed, bathed, and put to bed, she's our First Sergeant. Serving the food and doing dishes, she's the

21 And 1 Year!
So it started Sunday night when I had my last few shots of vodka that I was not legal for. I didn't have many shots, but enough to feel good in the span of time i took them. So I turned 21 on Monday! Yay for me right :) So I got up 10 minutes earlier to do my makeup, and get all pretty, and off to work. Brenda got me some sprays from Victoria Secret, and some body wash for me. Pam, Yancey, Brenda and Carol got pizza for me. I got compliments all day for my hair, and lots of people that wished me a happy birthday, after my one manager gave me an old 1857 bottle of whiskey. Pretty cool looking. I got off work at 430, got home about 5. Jeff and the kids got me a card, and fixed my necklace for me. Kelby had a soccer game at 530... After his game, We went to the liqour store so I could buy my first LEGAL alcohol. The guy that kicked me out of the store and refused to serve Jeff was working. So I HAD to buy something JUST SO HE WOULD CARD ME! lol I babysat in Greencastle till 10, an

And Yet These Anally Hurt Cesspool Shitstain's Keep Piling Up..lol
Lyonness: And i really dont give a dam what u think Lyonness: haters only deserve a 0 Amazingly a 56 yr. old woman came into my SB last night just to tell me this. Funny thing is, I never seen or chatted with her before. Somebody give her a hug.

Andy's Prayer
Grant me the grace to accept the things I can not change......the courage to change the things I can not accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be attached to the ass's I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me give 100 % at work, 12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 40% on Wednesdays, 20% on Thursdays, 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember when I am really having a bad day and it seems that people are tring to piss me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to lift my middle finger.

And Yet Another Song
My greatest memory by Hope Today was the best day of my life I found a road back to remind me of you The world keeps turning over, Wish I could have you closer, Of every moment lived so far, This is my greatest memory, You by my side, I can picture you here with me, and if I tried, this cant be a crime, at least I can hold you in my mind. Looking out my hotel window, I see cars racing by, everybody's going somewhere, wish you'd appear tonight someone sent me an angel, I saw him in the light twelve days lost to dreaming, before you came to light this is my greatest memory, you by my side, I can picture you here with me, and if I tried, this cant be a crime, at least I can hold you in my mind. the world keeps turning over, wish I could have you closer, of every moment lived so far, this is my greatest memory, now your standing here with me, this is my greatest memory, you by my side, this cant be a crime, these are the best days of my life.

And Yet Still I Volunteer
And Yet Still I Volunteer (by Eric Levdahl) I try to save this child but he's met his fate. His innocent eyes are void of hate. He and his father weren't walking far When they were both struck down by a drunkard's car. This night I know I will not sleep. These terrible images my mind will keep. I know these nightmares linger near. And yet still I volunteer. Her eyes well up - compress the chest. Say a silent prayer - then two quick breaths. She's done this many times before, This fight for life kneeling on the floor. But this time it's her best friend's mom Whose lifeless body she is working on. This call like others will end in tears, And yet still she volunteers. From slumber woke by a siren's wail, He rushes out in bitter gale. While others sleep this stormy night, A raging blaze this man will fight. He bravely puts himself in danger, To save the home of a total stranger. Body cold and tired, he feels his years, And yet still he volunteers. We train

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Andy Milonakis Everything Is Gay
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Lil Andy. 1. 8. Michael Jackson (feat. Dirt Nasty). 1. 8. Combo Rap. 1. 8. Theme Song - The Andy Milonakis Show. 1. 8. Everything Is Gay ... Oct 7, 2005 ... They played it on the Andy Milonakis show, the episode where ... 20/07/2005, 21: 05, Andy your so freaking funny i love Everything is Gay too ... [Archive] Andy Milonakis show Entertainment. ... MTV2 saw him on www.funnyjunk. com. go there and click

Andy Milonakis Super Bowl Is Gay
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Andy Rooney Said On "60 Minutes":
seen this on someones profiles thought it b good for a blog I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolera

Andy Hallett
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Andy Hallett, who made his mark playing green-skinned, good-guy demon Lorne on the TV series "Angel," has died of congestive heart disease. Hallett was 33. Hallett was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after having problems breathing and died there Sunday, following a five-year battle with the heart condition, his agent Pat Brady said Tuesday. His father, Dave Hallett, was by his side. "Andy was the all-American boy from Massachusetts," Brady said. "He was a hoot. He was comfortable wherever he went. Girls loved him. He was a very gregarious, happy young man." Born and raised in Osterville, Mass., Hallett moved out to Los Angeles when he was 23 and worked as a messenger at a talent agency, said Brady. He went on to become an assistant to Joss Whedon's wife, Brady said. It was when Whedon saw the lanky Hallett perform karaoke that he had him audition for "Angel," a spinoff of Whedo n's hit series "Buffy the Vampire Sl

And Yet I Loved You
AND YET I LOVE YOU I dream of you before I lay my head down to sleep. I love you and, yet, I do not love you. I am fearful that we will never meet and that I shall live my life without you. But still, I love you. And when you come to me in my dreams you brush my cheek with your soft tender hand and gently press your lips against mine. And then I awaken And you will be gone once more And, yet, I shall still love you, my love, my dream love, I shalt never forget. And I will dream of you once again. copyright jas 2008

And You Wonder Why??!!!
The last few days have been a total nightmare. I hear time and time again from people why they cannot believe that I am single and they wonder why I am the way that I am when it comes to FUBAR relationships and so forth. I have met several people offline over the years and have interacted with thousands via social sites, yahoo and even telephone. For the most part it has been a good ride and I have forged some friendships that will undoubtedly span a life time. There is a flipside to all of this.. I have said it time and again that I am disappointed in the quality of people that populate the Earth these days. I find continually that people are just not what they used to be and they expect so much more from others. I wanted to share with you what I have endured over the last couple of days.... I hired a new promoter for my lounge here on fubar - I had worked at other places where he was a promoter and tho having little interaction with him I asked him to join staff. Less than a day

And You Still Wonder
our eyes meet,magnetic poetic,your lips touch mine,erotic electric,arms encircle me,euphoric idyllic,together we,synchronic rhythmic.and you still wonder -do I love you?a query you shouldnever have to voice,those words remaining within,answered by tenderness of touch,by sweet emotion,by thoughts mirroredin chestnut irises,that brush softly across you,painting images deepwithin memory,while this soul speaks to yours,saying all the wordsever needing to be said.

Andy Rooney On 60 Minutes
DIDN'T STOP HIM...THIS IS GREAT! > Good for him!!! > Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right. > > Right on, Andy Rooney ! > > > Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: > > I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except > numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory > are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black > Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like > the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment > Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson > will be knocking down your door. > Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You > can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to > ban you from driving to the ball game. > I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why thereare no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU

And You Call This Karmic Justice?
You know, I figure for the most part...at least in my real life...that I tend to be a very nice person. If a friend needs a place to stay, my door is open. If the local food bank is low on volunteers or canned goods [and I have the time or food to spare], I'm there. If I see someone in need and I have the extra money, I loan it or even give it. Etc, etc, etc. So, I figure that I should have pretty decent karma, right? So frigging wrong. At our old house, neighborhood kids climbed in my son's bedroom window and stole the PS3 and video games that I had waited until my tax return to splurge on. That same tax return also bought my daughter an Ipod Touch that vanished two weeks after we brought it home because some random idiot at the park snatched it from my daughter. I have spent the past two years in a constant financial struggle. Worried from day to day how I was going to continue to feed us or keep the utilities on. It's been rough trying to take care of all of us on one measl

And Yet Another Thought
Eh...I'm in such a mood, but I can't seem to figure it out. I think it's crazy how when people try to get the attention they're craving for, no one cares to do it because they're being needy is so obvious. Yet, when they're most comfortable with themselves they're able to get that attention. And in their quest to be comfortable with themselves, they fail horribly because they're either distracted or fucking confused. And they lose themselves which is the worst possible thing of all. Not like I'm speaking from experience or anything :-/OOO yeah, here's something that's been bothering me. The other day I was talking to a friend, who's name will go unmentioned, and they said that they'll probably be employed at the same place they're at for the rest of their life which was followed by (much to my dismay) a laugh. It's not like this person was seriously happy about their situation, they just didn't seem as sad as I would be if in that situation. If this were a reality for me at my

And Yet Another
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And You Break It Everytime
The pushing shoving's got me tired And I don't want it The hopeful feelings I desired Have all gone away Erase all your memories Of what we used to be They don't mean anything And now I'm wondering What am I waiting for? Why am I holding on? I can't hide it anymore Apart of me it was telling me to leave, then I fell into the best of you that's slowly killing me It is slowly killing me Never thought it'd have to end like this Breathing in the ash of a burning ship And I don't need another sign This is where I draw the line Your constant questions leave me tired And I don't need them The hopeful feelings I admired It all fades away -In Passing

And Yet Another
You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. 'Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years were rrreal fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few tunes. Bill Hicks

And You Aren't Listening
I'm about to pour my heart out to you.... Inspire me. Give me reason to live. (I haven't a sense of direction) Merely a ghost in the twilight Lonliness to be my reflection I have tired of this empty routine (Too similar to stand for contrast) Make amends with lost love Priorities first to become the last My mind is like a leafless tree (Swaying in the summer wind) So beautiful yet so incomplete Feelings held out on every limb --(This is my retreat)-- I'll sleep on this solemn cloud (For hours, days, months....) Tiring of repetitive gloom Wishing to breathe, just once When my hair falls upon my face (And my eyes grace the pages) My stare eventually meets yours Yearning for translation of our stages Dreaming in distant realms Conciousness so far away I stare into the bleak distance Love never to hold Her stray --(There has to be more than this)-- Maybe you need to lose your mind (So you can join me in this form) Completely void of sane emotion Lost in the flow of the storm I have changed

..and You Thought You Knew Her.
When I joined Fu, I was in a dark place - emotionally. I'd been through an awful lot - my husband walked out on my kids (his step-kids) and me - leaving me a single mom of two young boys, a full-time student, working a full-time job, struggling to pay the bills. I suddenly became a shell of the woman I once was. I didn't even want to leave the house, much less go out with friends or to meet someone new. When my kids were visiting their dad or grandparents, I was completely alone. So there I was - escaping reality, losing myself in Fu. People will ultimately believe and say what they want - and I can honestly say I don't care. Those people are like a cancer, invading every part of someone's being until they successfully bring them down. We've all heard it - "misery loves company," and it's very true. No one needs that in their life. (Here's my advice to some of you - believe in yourself, no matter what anyone thinks or says about you. Only you know the true you!) I've had a lot of fu

And Yet
You hold the power, every known or unknown endlessly charged hour. I know from my past, you are the only one that can trust enough to last. Don't take the time, let it flow baby this is my last dime. I used it this way, just to call you and hear your love today. Candy is sweet, and so am I you can't beat the heat. You save my soul, to lose myself I won't take control. Feel my grip, and yet its just for you, no don't need to rip, and tear me clear through. It really does get better, and yet, can't get no wetter, than soaking wet.

Ane Brun
Don't leave Don't ever leaveThat is what you asked of meDo you know what it means when you plead?Don't you ever leaveThat is what you said to meDo you know what that can do to someone like me?It won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodI have no plan to be anywhere else to but hereOr to become someone that leavesI didn't even know there was an exit thereDarling, don't you try to capture meIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodIt won't do us no goodI am here, here nowI'm right here by your sideI'll lay my hand on the couch next to youYou can hold it if you would like toIt will do you goodIt will do you goodIt will do you goodIt will do you good

Anecdote Of The Day
re:sleeping with other people in a serious relationship. "I'd rat you out to your mom if I caught you cheating." I said with a malicious grin. "Wow, harsh! I know you'd go nuts. But that is a low blow." he replied. "I am a harsh bitch," I said with a wink, "you'd have to get to her before I did." "Instead," I continued, "when you think you want to fuck someone else, just call me. I'll either give my blessing or come over to supervise." He looked confused. "Supervise?" I laughed. "Yeah, if the sex is hotter I know I have to step up my game."

Anemica
Anemica Beautiful one, One with the rising sun. She is alive She is dead. Anemica, she'll shine for you. Beautiful child, One free in the wild. She's all we need All we plead. Anemica, she'll shine for you. Her smiles hold true, Her tears hold through The hardest parts. Anemica, she is here She'll shine for you. ©2006, Leticia Young

"an Embarrassing Moment"þ
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

"an Emotional Week, Memories To Be Honored, Amends To Be Made..."
Network routers should be MORE user friendly. For all their complexity in the interest of security and privacy they don't give you jack shit for help when or if something should go wrong. I admit, my mishap was largely responsible for things; but to correct my error is and should be no more less responsible. An option to wipe your network clean or to format it or to at-least 'REVERT' the old settings you had at one poin should be considered for network routers and adapters. That way we people don't end up going out having to blow $ on New equipment... simply because, we cannot get the current one we have to function properly again without issue... In either case, back online...Tomorrow will be busy and phone will be off.Will be attending the service of my friend Crystal.Past few weeks have been very very difficult. I have not been sleeping, having nightmares an night terrors, i been worried about my friends and feel helpless not being able to help, the holidays are approaching, my gran

Anerica Doin't Blow This Rebate
America, don't blow this rebate Congress wraps up the details: $300 for retirees, $600 for most individuals and $1,200 for most couples. But wait, there's more: It's not really free money. Article Tools Some Americans are getting awfully excited about the prospect of spending their own money. The $168 billion economic stimulus package just passed by Congress will ship checks of up to $600 for individuals and $1,200 for couples starting in May. Most households will get these checks, although individuals with adjusted gross incomes of more than $75,000 and couples making more than $150,000 will see less or nothing at all. Additionally, families will get $300 per child. The biggest change since the original proposal: Those who paid no income taxes will get $300 as long as they earned at least $3,000, including veterans disability or Social Security benefits. An estimated 130 million taxpayers will share the rebate money. Here's what you need to keep in mind while you're wait

Aner Clute
Over and over they used to ask me, While buying the wine or the beer, In Peoria first, and later in Chicago, Denver, Frisco, New York, wherever I lived, How I happened to lead the life, And what was the start of it. Well, I told them a silk dress, And a promise of marriage from a rich man -- (It was Lucius Atherton). But that was not really it at all. Suppose a boy steals an apple from the tray at the grocery store, And they all begin to call him a thief, The editor, minister, judge, and all the people-- "A thief," "a thief," "a thief," wherever he goes. And he can't get work, and he can't get bread Without stealing it, why the boy will steal. It's the way the people regard the theft of the apple That makes the boy what he is.

Anesthesia
Like a flash of light in an endless night Life is trapped between two black entities 'Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun No way to prepare, impending despair Did one say so cruel: "Tis better to love than lose" Ignorance is bliss - wish not knew your kiss So many times been burned, this lesson goes unlearned Remember desire only fuels the fire - liar Betwixed birth and death, every breath regret I pity the living, envy for the dead Emotionally stunned, in defense, I'm numb I'd rather not care than to be aware - be scared I don't need love Are a thousand tears worth a single smile? When you give an inch, will they take a mile? Longing for the past but dreading the future If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser World renowned failure at both death and life Given nothingness, purgatory blight To run and hide, a cowardly procedure Options exhausted, except for anesthesia - anesthesia I don't feel anything.

Anesthesiologist Bill
Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone. "No, not at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Margie, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out." "Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."

Aneurysm/ Angiogram
Well for those of you who don't know I had a Stroke in March of 2005. It was a hemorraghic stroke which means that my aneurysm broke (the other kind of stroke is when you get a clot like a heart attack which is most common.)My stroke is usually fatal but I was very lucky and survived. Some of you all knew I was going for an MRI for my annual checkup because I wrote a mumm about drug'in myself before I went because I freak out when I get them. And some of you asked me to let you know what came about at my visit. Well here it is..... The test wasn't real good. They were hoping that it would of healed diffently. One of the four coils they put in my head didn't spring right. This coil is located at the very tip/mouth of my aneurysm. Well it has been leaking a little and they want to go and see how much it is bleeding because I am so young they don't want to just let it go. I am scheduled to have an Angiogram which is very much like a heart catherization except it's in my brai

----------an Evening Walk-------------
THE EARTH IS EATING UP THE SUN, A NIBBLE AT A TIME, UPON THE FAR HORIZON I GLAZE UPON SUBLIME.... THE CLOUDS ARE DARK, FOREBODING, YET TOUCHED WITH STREAKS OF LIGHT... RAYS OF HIDDEN SPLENDOUR, TUCKING IN THE NIGHT.. BIRDS IN LIGHT, ATWITTER. THE BREEZE, IT KISSES ME. MY HEART IS ALL AGLITTER WITH SPARKS OF FEELING FREE. I FEEL SO FREE AND EASY AS I STRIDE ON DOWN ON THE ROAD, GRAVEL 'NEATH MY FOOTSTEPS, PEACE WITHIN MY SOUL. I GAZE UPON THE WONDER OF GOD'S GRET, SPACIOUS SKY. AND I HEAR THE DISTANT THUNDER AS LIGHTING FLASHES BY. I TURN FULL CIRCLE, 'ROUND AND 'ROUND AT ONCE, I TAKE IN ALL. ONE FELL SWOOP...A FEASTING. A MOMENT OF RECALL... TO BRING TO MIND, ANOTHER DAY, I'LL TUCK IT.... DEEP INSIDE, SAFE WITHIN MY SECRET PLACE, WHERE MEMORIES ABIDE.

....a New Life......
.....................A NEW LIFE................ I've been sitting around this life for years, Not enough laughs and too many tears. Trying to figure out where it all went, These wasted years that I have spent. Searching for something to go beyond, Life's a stone skipping across a pond. At the last skip, it hits with a splash, Down the stone sinks, gone in a flash. Pushing and pulling, it's tearing apart, Poking and prodding an underused heart. This dark velvet curtain that hides my soul, Living this life has taken it's toll. In a flash of bright light, the curtain is torn, Tumbling down all tattered and worn. Revealing new life, a child within, Born free of hate, of suffering and sin. Now my eyes see what has never been told, Striving forth happy, confident and bold. Into a world that's unfamiliar but friendly, Into this new life my spirit will send me. Living and laughing, loving it all, I stood myself up and answered the call. The darkness has gone,