Fubar Blog Posts 2

Am I Dreaming...
Soulmate is a term not be abused. I didn't choose... to feel the way I feel for you; reserved and coveted, not to be refused. Am I dreaming? The gift that you instilled is true. You lit the fuse... on a passionate heart that's been scarred and bruised; tarred and used. Like the breath of life, you make me want to start anew. You're the star on a horizon of blacks, blues, and even darker hues. You replaced anxiety with the embrace of peace, and that's hard to do. I've been addicted to your love, since the first time I parted you. The Queen of Hearts, filled me with her song and left the record queued; spinning every second - Enthralled by the Siren, inspired by the Muse. I float on your currents, like the arc that make's the archers arrow cruise. The apple of my mind, Pretty Sparrow, you're a treasure that I cannot lose. Land on my limbs, let's make one from two, let my seed infuse... the emptiness, the need in you. I speak the truth - I f

Amid The Million Mannequins.
Amid the Million Mannequins @ Amid the million mannequins (their fixed stares empty like eye-holes of skulls) you stand trying to make them see, touching plastic arms to make them feel, kissing dumb mouths and screaming (your eyes damp with pain) at their deafness. You held them. They did not grow warm, There was no longing in their bloodless touch nor comfort in their pale arms. I too was still-- lost in the stiff maze of their tangled limbs and the eternal chill of their arid eyes... until I stumbled into the oasis of your gaze, the well of your mouth, the healing breeze of your touch... and moved--perhaps just one step-- among these smiling dead... and you saw. When I wonder now what brought (at last) us here (into this throbbing sanctuary of pain and joy) I remember those vacant eyes and all around us lips that would not yield, and ears that did not hear, and mouths that could not speak, and flesh that could not feel... and I know why w

Am I Driving?
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?

Am I Enough?
Come to me my Love. Take my hand. Let us Explore the Possibilities of what can be. If it is Not meant to be…it will fizzle and Die on its own. You said you Don't want to have a relationship over a cup of Coffee. I don't want one over a glass of Beer. I need you. my Body aches for you. you have awakened a Part of me that I wanted to lay to Rest… because it would be too Painful for me to have Desires and no longer have the Means to fulfill them. Don't play with my Emotions… I am FRAGILE. When I Offer Myself, my Love, my Life… I want to know it means SOMETHING to you. that you will Nurture it… Protect it… Love it… and Never let it go. It takes Time… Patience… Understanding… Compassion… Flexibility… Compromise. I am willing to Share my life with You…UNCONDITIONALLY. I don't Ask for much… I don't have Much to give… only ME. am I Enough? prb

Am I Evil?
Are You Evil? good evil Nope, not a drop of evil in you. In fact, you're ridiculously good. Reach around the wings and pat yourself on the back. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street. You think about others' feelings constantly, and you use your sexual power for good, not evil. Sheesh — we're guessing that every person you've ever met has taken advantage of you in some way. Naw, just kidding! When you get right down to it, it's people like you who make the world a better place. You're just the sort of person we want taking care of our children. In the figurative high school yearbook of life, all your friends sign, "Stay sweet, have a great summer!" Keep reading for more details on your not-so-evil nature. not sexually evil sexually evil In the bedroom, you don't have an evil bone in your body — well maybe one, but ... aw, never mind. The moral lessons you learned as a child really stuck — we have a sneaking suspicion you're st

Am I Expecting To Much?
I tend to expect a lot from people, sometimes more then they can and are willing to give. This is not my most enduring quality, but I am what I am, like me or not. At any rate I have met some real interesting peoople on this site, something I didn't expect. And while I appreciate every compliment and every friend request and every fan, I still expect more out of the people I associate with. Hearing you're pretty, you're hot and all that jazz is nice, but I'm looking for people that can talk to me about almost anything and everything. Someone who stimulates my mind and makes me think. So what do you think. Am I expecting to much from random people that you meet online?

Am I Evil?
Am i evil for believing what i do? Am i evil for not agreeing with you? Can't i be right and you wrong, maybe your weak and im strong Am i evil for having dark skin? Am i evil for not being your twin? Can't i be white and you black, maybe i have what you lack. am i evil for not being like you? am i evil for being a nail... and u a screw? Can't i be the screw and you the nail maybe i'll succeed and where you fail maybe your the evil one and im the good and ur the one whos misunderstood.

Am I Extremely Sensitive?
Your Sensitivity Score: 56% As far as sensitivity goes, you're a lot more in tune than most people. You can't help but be touched by what's around you - good and bad. But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down. Are You Extremely Sensitive?

Am I Even Alive
am i even alive all this pain i hide away all these feelings i supress inside all this fear you created i am everything you have left behind i gave you all me and you gave me nothing i gave you everything that i had i believed you wanted me maybe i was the fool maybe i wanted to believe maybe i wanted to be loved and all i got was deceived are you proud of what you have done look at what i have become just a shell of a man so dead inside hollow to the world am i even alive

Am I Ever Going To Come Out Of This?
In the past month things have been pretty fucked up for me. I have lost my Job, My house, My laptop, my friends, and some of my family.Most of the people who said "I will be there for you." left. Im running out of reasons to keep going. Right now my main reason are my bosses. They have taken me in during my time of need and proved to e tht good people are still out there. I am apprenticing in their tattoo shop. I Love it. I cant wait to finish my apprenticship so i can tattoo and do something I love for the rest of my life. At least i have a man in my life i love with all of my heart and soul. Grant i love you, and cant wait for you to get here so we can be together. Well thats enough of a rant for me this morning, im sure there will be more to come tonight :) Have a good day everyone.

Am I Ever Gonna Get Over Feeling Sick
Its about 8ish in the morning and like usual my reflux is letting me know its there, my tummy feels wonkie and muscle spazms in next and last but least....sinus presure. Other then that im just funkin peachy. I have like cant even count on how many times I have told my doctor about these headaches, he has yet to pay attention and send me to a specialist, to see why I am getting them so frequently. I suffer from depression and anxiety disorder which , I wouldnt want my worst enemy to have. Believe me it sucks ass. You never know if your reasons to feel angry are lagit or not. You have to force your self to do things. I have mastered it pretty good. I will Just do it and not feed into the tired, no energy blah blah blah feeling. However I have one wish for Christmas and that is to wake up one morning and feel like a million. No complaints zip. Believe it or not and this is soooooooooooo not like me, I waited for 4 fucken days to see if my reason to be pissy with hubby a

Am I Freaking Nuts?
So, When I click on my CherryTap icon and the site comes up, it tells me that the site is down for a few hours for server upgrade. This has been since 6 am my time that i have been trying. So now I can get on here through a google link that sent me to Babyj's blog and signed me in and everything. I am so fucking confused and going through CT withdrawl BIG TIME!!!! Am I here or am i not?? Helllp!

Am I Fat Survey! Is This True?..lmao
Healthy Sure, you may have days where you feel fat, but for the most part, it sounds like you have a healthy perspective on weight and you seem to take good care of yourself. You're at a healthy, normal weight. Good job! Take the Am I Fat Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz

Am I Forgotten?
Am I forgotten? Am I invisible? I dont know. If so.. life goes on. I however will not forget those i have loved or known. Take comfort in that knowledge. I ask this only cause i've not heard from anyone here... i began to ponder ... am i forgotten? You judge this for yourself.

Am I "foul"?
If you think I am foul or outta bounds, then I ask: do you judge the man or the message? If you think it's the message I say you are blind and stupid. Most of you live under that thin glossY facade...and you think it is real. A valueless, commercialized, bullshit world created so that slaving sheep can fatten the master...and you can be convinced that your life has some meaning, cause you got a cool car. Or that your minerial cover up hides the REAL you..or you can sustain an erection medically induced. So sad to live in your greed constructed orb, candy-coated in your hypocritical shell. It's not the things I write about that are foul, or me specifically...or you. It's the world we've allowed. It's the blatant commercialism, and our willingness to pander to it. It's the abundant lack of integrity amongst our collective lives. It's the our tolerance of injustice, and our failure to organize against it. A willingness to bow rather than stand & fight. It's a government willing to turn

Am I Going Crazy Or Is This Running Slow
Just wanted to know if this site is slow or is it me? everything is opening slower driving me insane lol plus all this new stuff on my page what does it mean?Would love your oppinion, that way i know i am not going crazy lol

Am I Greedy???????
whats upper??? I just moved backng here from Albuquerque, NM... Im make 25 and hour but Im killing myself going to school, and working full time to become an RN...LOL then I can be a baller @65 per hour. Today I was soooo sleepy I almost fell asleep, while walking...LOL....If I ever get off this damn site at some time tonight, lol Im going to sleep like rip van winkle....LMAO

Am I Good Or Bad ???
You Are 96% Good You are not only a good person... you are a model citizen and a natural leader. Whether you know it or not, your high moral standards and good judgment is truly rare. You don't take ethical short cuts in life. You are able to do what's right - even when it's very difficult. And while it may seem like no one else is as on track as you are, take heart in knowing that you set a good example for others. You are also probably: Very sensitive and in tune with the world Right now you are on track to being: A saint To be a better person: Gently mentor someone who is taking the wrong path in life

Am I Getting Old?
So over the weekend I went with 15 other people for a crazy weekend up north. We stayed in a cabin on a lake and had over $1000 of alcohol. The first night staying up till the early morning hours drinking like old times playing drinking games and skinny dipping in the lake. Then I get old! Even though I went to bed so late (and was drunk) I was up early enough to go fishing and sit in a boat for 7 hours. Only caught a small perch to add to the misery. I come in, grab a beer and fall asleep on the couch watching the baseball game. I’m out of hours! When I awake I go down to the lake and jump in with the rest of them and drink several more beers. Water is 80 and perfect just to float in. After dinner and couple more beers I decide to head out and fish till dark while others sat and got piss drunk again. When I return I grabbed a beer and a bottle of water to sit by the fire and relax. Above me they play cups and are getting crazy. I retire to bed early only having a couple drinks of my

31, Am I Grown Up Now ????
still like to go to clubs . still like to stay out late .still like to do drugs . still like to play. everyday i dream of fun, new ways to make more fun under the sun . seems to me even with 3 kids and a fulltime job all the responsabilities that come along with being grown up. i act and feel like i am still 21.... am i grown up >?

Am I Going Crazy Or What
Ok, this is a trip that is too crazy to be true, yet it was like that until now. On March 10th, I flew from Brussels to Frankfurt, then Frankfurt-Seoul (arriving there 11th around noon), had a meeting in Seoul on 12th, left on 13th at 10am from Seoul to Atlanta (14 hours in the plane, but because of time difference I arrived there an hour later on the clock, lol, still on 13th), then had an 8 hour stay in Atlanta, and then had a flight from Atlanta to Rio (another 10 hours in the plane, arriving in Rio 14th around 8am). On top of that I got sick (I have a sore throat, I think I caught a severe cold in Korea). When arriving in Rio, I took a taxi and immediately went to attend a conference (no need to tell you how much attention I paid, lol, having travelled that much and on top of it being sick as a dog). The conference ended the same day early afternoon, so I took a taxi back to Rio airport to take a flight to São Paulo. My flight was supposed to leave Rio at 8:05pm, but it did f

Am I Good With Money?
You Are Great With Money You know the value of a dollar - and you save and spend wisely. By living below your means, you've set yourself up for a rich future. And while it may hurt to sacrifice now, you'll probably have plenty of money later on. You're on your way to riches - just keep it up. Are You Good With Money?

Am I Gay?, A Self Examination For Men
Am I Gay?, A Self Examination for Men 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab cla

Am I Goth?
You Are 36% Goth You definitely have some gothicness going on, but you're far from being a stereotypical goth. You enjoy certain elements of goth culture, but you're not going to be into something simply because it's goth. It's likely that you're the type of person who totally defies labels. Good for you! If you are into something, it's because you sincerely love it. Not because it projects a certain image. Are You Goth?

Am I Going To Bitch? Ah Yes!
So I'm sitting here talking to my lovely, whorish friend, Josh on the telephone. I've been thinking for the past few months. Why can't people ever shut the fuck up? Why can't conversations between two friends ever be confidential? What is being said is that I talk shit behind one of my friends back. Let me get something straight here. I NEVER EVER say shit behind my friends backs that I will not say to their face. I may say shit to people to get my shit straight..you know to figure out how Im going to say it and what Im going to say, before I talk to you. Im not like these fake ass mother fuckers out there who claim to be your friend. You don't like what I have to say then tough shit. Im going to say whats on my mind. If you piss me off...then I will tell you. I don't know how MANY fucking times I have to remind you. I'm the most unique friend anybody could have. I don't understand why I put up with peoples bullshit. My fuse is getting shorter and shorter each and every day. I'm afraid

Am I Gay If I Jacked Off My Friend
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Am I Gay If I Use A Dildo
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Am I Gay Test
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Am I Good Or Evil
well the time has come for me to decide to choose angel or demon, mostly ppl pick this on thier on but im gonna let what few friends i have pick this for me as the way u see me lol , so leave a comment if you think im good or evil or angel or deamon lol

Am I Hiding Anything?
Okay So I just got my assed reemed out by some ramdom jerk because i did not have in the "about me" section on my profile that I have a boyfriend. I was like well instead of just looking at my pics, take the time to read my blogs and then you would have seen that yes in deed I have a boyfriend. I am not hiding anything on here. I am here for friends ONLY. No I will not cam with you NO i will not cyber with AND NO i will not rate and comment on you naked pictures. Okay I am done. Thanks

Am I Heard?
There are many of us that will never know, the lambs that are hurting and in woe. They are consumed in pleasure for them self and claim this world and will not help. Not wanting to give up the life on earth and so distant from the others in the herd. Pushing out all problems in life to touch the peace and not the strife of their fellow man. When is it ok to see a child cry because he hungers, or look at the tender mother. But i choose to help all who need, to reach out and give some seed to grow up a family. Pour out your heart and give to all, find it there in your spirit tall And bring the Love of Jesus to a hurting pasture, and maybe take your eye off the center of yourself.

Am I Hawt??
attractive test! would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your n

Am I Hot?
You scored as U'RE SO TOTALLY HOT!!. Oh man R U totally hot or what! Whew! But anyway, don't get geeked, cus u're not hotter den me! Oh, and forget this whole thing and u're like under 17 swallowin niggas dicks. Yo ass is too damn young for that shit, and it aint hot to be poppin it for dudes at that age. Trust me, sex can wait. Everybody else grown, stay sexy (and sweet).U'RE SO TOTALLY HOT!!100%U AWIGHT, but not Totally50%U R SO NOT TOTALLY HOT!0%R U TOTALLY HOT?created with QuizFarm.com

Am I Hot Now Or What....i Like It.....
Well on May 31/07 I decided to dye my hair cause i got bored with my own hair color so i hope that everyone enjoys my pics and theres some happy pics and there are some goth and i hope that u enjoy them as much as i do.....thanks to everyone on cherrytap and god bless and good night until next time..

Amihawt?
Everyday theres multiple Mumms about "am I hot.. cute. fuckable..." etc this is one that took offense to my lil pic I gave him instead of being my charming self. -As usual read from bottom up.. Im too lazy to change it.- SmokeDrago...: im not begging lol ->SmokeDrago...: chill with the begging... SmokeDrago...: damn ok chill with the attitude ->SmokeDrago...: *Site ->SmokeDrago...: DUde... knock it off. there IS a sught called Hotnot.com..... type it in and go SmokeDrago...: lol ok ifu have yahoo i can send u pic ->SmokeDrago...: Im not going to your page to check... SmokeDrago...: then am i hawt or not? or cute ->SmokeDrago...: No Id say that if I thought it SmokeDrago...: callin meugly right? ->SmokeDrago...:No thats Mild compared to what they say SmokeDrago...:You sayin Im ugly

Am I Held Down By Gravity?
Am I Held Down by Gravity Am I held down by gravity, Or held down by life's difficulty? I couldn't tell you if my mind was a cemetery, Or just haggard by this world's intricacy, But I shall tell you one thing, I try to invigorate my soulless vessel with invincibility, But it declines to work because I am cursed constantly. I hope I can meet Calliope So she can teach me the passion of poetry. Miscible by life's congruency Yet shadowed by its lunacy. Am I held down by gravity?

Am I Happy??
Am I Happy? What is happiness? Can money purchase it? Does it even exist? There are days when I think that I have found this elusive item. And then when it’s in my grasp I lose it, and it’s gone forever. Am I truely happy? Are any of us truely happy? What does it mean to be happy? Can this question even be answered? If life is a quest for happiness, then have I even left home yet? Have I even packed for the long journey to find this golden ray of sunshine? I have everything at this very moment, fame, fortune, love, and power. This is the time of my life for making memories. For forging bonds of friendship to last a lifetime. Oh my hero, where are you? Will you come riding in on your white horse and whisk me away? Or did you already arrive and I pushed you away? Giving you some lame excuse that I was too occupied to care. I feel happiness return I know that my knight is here that he will never leave me that he

Am I Hiding Me?
Learn what you are and be such. --Pindar The most precious gift we can give those closest to us is honesty. Yet we often hide our true selves from friends, fearing we won't be accepted or loved if we let them see the real us. Often, we show parts of ourselves that hide who we really are. We have often heard ourselves or others say, "My parents would just die if . . . ," or, "don't argue in front of the children." If we hide too much behind false images, we run the risk of losing track of what is real and what is false. We become actors instead of real people, trying to please Aunt Jane, our grandparents, our big brother, or our children. When we conquer our fear of letting others in, we are able to see ourselves honestly. When we discover that others accept us as we are, we can accept and love ourselves. To know oneself is to know a person of value. What part of me have I been hiding?

Am I Hot Or Am I Not
So listen i just got told by some like guy that i was totally not hott. but then like his friend was like dude what the fuck look at her she is totally hott. Are you like blind or something. So i'm really hurt right now. Am i hott or am i not. rate me 1 to 11 please and thanks. i could really use the confadance boost.

Am I Impulsive?
You Are 60% Impulsive You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless. You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments. And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does! Are You Impulsive?

Am I In The Wrong?
Okay this has been buggin me for quite a while...so I was just wanting opinions i guess.... so I used to live in Hazelwood which is like 45-60 min away and all my friends live there. B4 my accident i used to go see my friends EVERYDAY. Now I don't expect them to come see me everyday but we haven't hung out in MONTHS...and they don't even call me anymore. Even when my parents offer to drive me out there, nothing. Everytime i bring this up...i only do by the time im past being REALLY pissed off about it so i kinda direct my anger at them so then they contribute the outburst to my accident and then it frustrates me more so me being the angry girl that i am sent this message to a couple of them: Okay...I'm tired of being the only one trying to do anything. I'm gonna delete you and a lot of other people from my phone too. I know telling you will accomplish nothing but i just wanted to see if you had another lame excuse for ignoring me THIS month... My sister said this and it's

Am I Inferior, Superior Or Neither?
Am I inferior, superior or neither? It is very common for many people to compare themselves to almost everyone they meet. For many, the first thing people do when they see someone new is to determine where they are categorized in their internal hierarchy. In other words, are they better or I'm better. People will determine whether or not this person is better than one's self or not. An internal hierarchy is different for many people. It all depends on what that individual values the most. For example, if a person values the education level the most, then that person will rate other people based on their level of education. If a person values wealth, then they would rate other people based on their earnings. There can be a hierarchy with popularity, appearance, social status, occupations and so on. You see, people would generally "size-up" another person and determine if this person is inferior or superior in the internal hierarchy of their minds. You see, that's where

Am I In Ur Fan's List?
IF YES, LET ME KNOW SO I COULD PERSONALLY THANK U. JUST REPLY HERE IF U ARE.. Im so glad and happy that u all guys FAN me, thank u so much, u make me special here. love u all.. hope to hear from everyone of u soon.. thanks again.. with love, CES

Am I In Your Heart
Send this heart to everyone you know that likes you, and if you are inside their hearts they will send it back to you!!! Let's see how many hearts you receive? You ... are in my heart as a valued friend!!! ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶ Please don't forget to send it back to me.. sending luv ur way ......THEY SAY iT TAKES A MiNUTE...... .......TO FiND A SPECiAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECiATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTiRE LiFE TiME......... ..............TO 4GET THEM............. .......SEND THiS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............U'LL NEVER 4GET.............. .........ITS A SHORT MESSAGE.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW..........

Am I Inside
Am I Inside-Alice in Chains Loneliness it shadows me, quicker than darkness Close to the surface of my skin, theres a place surrounded by it Black is all I feel so this is how it feels to be free Surrounded by empty souls, unefficient courage youth Built because slow once was mine I walk this maze alone Black is all I feel so this is how it feels to be free Miles beside himself, miles below himself Miles behind himself, am I inside myself Chaos and hate shadow me, hate it fills me up Only one thing makes me feel, missing better half of me Black is all I feel so this is how it feels to be free Miles beside himself, miles below himself Miles behind himself, am I inside myself Chaos and hate shadow me, hate it fills me up Only one thing makes me feel, missing better half of me black is all I feel so this is how it feels to be free Miles beside himself, miles below himself Miles behind himself, am I inside myself

Am I In A Living Commedy Show???? Or Do 911 Ppl Like Me???
ooookkkkkkkkk aside from the fact that a few days ago a lady and her husband,both deaf,got locked out of their apt,in the same apt complex I live in, with a baby and a toddler locked inside ,and I had to call 911 and RELUCTANTLY give them my name and tell them what was going on....naturally,after the last 2 accidents where I dialed 911 by mistake, I couldn't be happy about this right? but heck,I was the only one with a cell phone on the place of the accident,and both parents could not talk if not with great difficulty,due to their hearing problem. Aside from the fact that I called them up and we were 20 minutes on the phone for them NEVER TO SHOW UP,they did nothing but tell me to calm down and wait on the phone with me on the line till SOMEBODY ELSE ( wasn't it their job???? ) aka,the new apt manager,was called even though off duty and opened the door. Aside from the fact that they told me to get into the apt once unlocked and check on the infants making sure they're fine ( again

Am I Insecure?
As most of you know..I work nights...So there can be a lot of downtime...It's during those times that you start talking to friends about personal things in your life...And I'm the type of person that will talk about most anything with someone that I feel comfortable with. One of the nurses and I got into a conversation about relationships...Her past almost like my own...As in relationships of course...She asked about my trip to CA coming up...And I told her about it...She told me at one time she had had a long distance relationship with someone...It actually lasted a few years...All of it from a distance...I told her there was no way I could be that far away from someone that I wanted a life with for that long...Asked her how she could do it...Her answer...It was convenient for her...Hmmm...Not into the convenience of things...So..I know it wouldn't work for me... Told her I had to have certain things...personal things...More private time than on the phone...or in mail...She said

Am I In Tune With My Heart Today?
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de St. Exupery A tuning fork is a small tool that is used to tune musical instruments. It is tapped softly and then set down. As it vibrates, it gives off a musical tone. When its vibrations perfectly match the vibrations of the note played on the instrument, the instrument is in tune. When the note matches the tuning fork, this can be both felt and heard. Our hearts work like a tuning fork. When the heart feels completely in tune with a decision or thought or action in our lives, then we know it is the right one for us. We can actually feel the harmony inside our bodies. Sometimes what we know deep in our hearts gets clouded over by doubts and questions and other people's opinions and judgments. We need to clear away such clouds and listen to our hearts, for our hearts carry the wisdom of our Higher Power. Am I in tune with my heart today?

Am I In Love
You Are Hesitant in Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

Amii Stewart - Knock On Wood
I don't want to lose you This good thing That I got 'Cause if I do I will surely, surely lose a lot 'Cause your love is better Than any love I know It's like thunder and lightning The way you love me is frightening You better knock, knock on wood, baby I'm not superstitious about ya But I can't take no chance You got me spinnin', baby You know I'm in a trance 'Cause your love is better Than any love I know It's like thunder, lightning The way you love me is frightenin' You better knock, knock, knock on wood, baby Think I better knock, knock, knock on wood Think I better knock, knock, knock on wood Think I better knock, knock, knock on wood Think I better knock, knock, knock on wood Think I better knock It's no secret about it 'Cause with his lovin' touch He sees to it That I get enough With his touch all over You know it means so much It's like thunder and lightnin' The way you love me is frightenin' You better knock, knock on wood, baby Think I better knock, knock, knock on wood T

Am I In The Wrong?
I moved out of my parents house last year and have been living on my own for the past 8 months. moved out of my first house and moved into an apartment with a room mate. my dad and i were the only ones on the lease. the room mate promised that as soon as she got a job she would start contributing to rent. she bought food for the house every month. she swore up and down that she would start looking for jobs. it never happened. yes she bought food, but that doesnt cover the room she was staying in, the utilities and the internet i was paying for. she made a rule that i had to ask her (shes older than me by 2 years) if i could have anyone over. but did i have to ask her? no. she could have anyone over she wanted. oh and she also let people move in. my dad was paying for a 2 bedroom apartment with 5 people living there. nobody paid rent but me. i supplied internet and would barely use it because i was not allowed to be on. a few months go by. i'm still the only one paying rent. andrea mov

Am I In Love ?
Lost my mind once again. Thinking about what will happen in my end. I want a better place for us all, it doesn't matter if I fall. Why cant we just see, what there is for us to be. I know I am going crazy, and yes sometimes I am lazy. Just want to find, someone that will be kind. To my heart and my soul, that is my final goal. I have searched for so long, where have I gone wrong. Why do I need to pour out, all of my heart? As if you will even, give me a start. Words cant say how I feel, I would even climb the biggest hill. You look like a lovely dove, and all I want to do is give you my love. So you tell me AM I IN LOVE?

Am I Invisible
Am I invisible i see you there say hi you walk bye as i am not there i just want talk and share you act like you dont care i am afraid to approach you afraid to act you are beautiful and thats a fact i am to afraid to say hi afraid that you will say goodbye afraid to share afraid to care i never tried i feel tied you will never know me maybe it was meant to be as years fade byeI am still to shy and just wave goodbye afraid to love and to be loved you are cool and i am a fool maybe shyness is my weakness years have gone byeand it is to late to say hi it is too late and thats my fate because i am invisible written bye meTerry Terrell

Am I Just Tits And Ass???
I have been getting a lot of new friends lately, and its been great! But, there's a few who are being, well, sick. I'm not on here to meet people who wanna look at my goodies. And I'm not gonna show some random dude how I look on webcam. Thats not what I'm about. I like nice guys (yeah, you know who you are....) I wish there were more guys like u out there! :)

~am I - - Just Me~
Am I a fool a cheap half wit.. for the little things I just don't get? Am I a book with blank pages to fill.. short meaningless phrase you seek to spill? Am I just some stop a pass over at least.. where upon my heart you can dump your grief? Yes... I say to all thee above. For I am a friend - showing unconditional love. I may not be perfect... But I am ME. ~Candyce~

Am I Jealous
I Love you, its true Though we both agree nothing may come of it We travel our separate paths Meeting when we feel a need So why does your seeking of others Create this confusion in me Am I jealous This relationship has no ground rules That can be applied in our situation We dont have a need for trust Who you see when its not me Should not bother me But it does Am I jealous Maybe its not jealousy But more the feeling of impending loss For soon you will find someone And then you wont need me again Someone new will hold you tight And our paths will no longer cross.

Am I Just Wrong Or A Sick Puppy?
I have been married now for 25 years and have 2 wonderful children, (1)16yr/ (1)13yr... the "spark or fire" if you will has left the marriage and I find myself trying to re-light it, but get no response or gallons of water dumped on me. She, my wife, seems mad as hell about something or even nothing all the time and has been this way for about 5 years now. I have confrontations, and I like touching and being touched.... but if I try that with her she will find something to get mad about and yell at me because my shoe is tied wrong... I find myself looking for friends and pictures of same out here on the web where I can fwwl like spmeone loves me or cares enough about me to make me feel better.... So .. with that said,... am I wrong or just one sick puppy?

Am I Just A Tard?
I keep seeing level 19's with 10 friends, no fans, low "fans of", no bling, etc.... how is this so? Do Newbs just skip everything after they are no longer green? I guess if I really gave a flying fuck I would look it up somewhere. Just a random observation.

Am I Kinky?
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Am I Kissable
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link..http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.

Am I Kinky?
You Are 80% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

Am I Kinky?
You Are 85% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

[am I Killing Time, Or Is Time Killing Me?]
Trip hop is better in French. Just sayin. Now I'm gonna get down to my boxers, hop in bed, and sleep Or I would- but I haven't cooked any rice for tomorrow's lunch, nor have I put in my chickpeas to soak. Meaning? ... I have prepwork to do. That's usually when I'm happiest. I liked "I reject" almost as much as an "Icarus Rising" piece. Almost. I explained to my dad the science and method behind cooking that you observe after practice. It's almost a zen, almost a mastery. It's pretty neat, I hope mine keeps compounding. And yes, I'm working on a couple projects, and yes I'm being terrifically productive right now, and when I'm not working (or just on hold) I'm either playing Go against a computer opponent I've mastered (actually I switched to "GoWind" this week... that fucker is TOUGH) or practicing chopping methods in my head. That's right, I'm thinking about chopping vegetables when you're talking. It sometimes leads to cooking methods and recipe concepts. ... is tha

Am I Liked
Do People REALLY Like You? VERY LIKED!I must say you are quite the people person. People like to be around you. People like everything about you, even the things you don't like about yourself. You're one of the lucky ones! Take this test

***a Military Wife's Prayer***
***A Military Wife's Prayer*** Give me the greatness of heart to see-The difference between duty and his love for me. Give me understanding so that I may know-When duty calls him, he must go. Give me a task each day-To fill the time when he's away. When he's in a foreign land-Keep him safe in your loving hand. And when his duty is in the field-Please protect him and be his shield. And when deployed away for so long-Please stay with me and keep me strong. Amen.

Am I Living It Right?
One of John Mayers best songs. And hes a CT boy! I am driving up 85 in the kind of morning that lasts all afternoon im just stuck inside the gloom Four more exits to my apartment but I am tempted to keep the car in drive and leave it all behind Cause I wonder sometimes about the outcome of a still verdictless life Am i living it right am i living it right am i living it right why why georgia, why I rent a room and i fill the spaces with wood in places to make it feel like home but all i feel's alone It might be a quarter life crisis just a stirrin in my soul either way i wonder sometime about the outcome of a still verdictless life am i living it right am i living it right am i living it right why why georgia why so what so i've got a smile on but its hiding the quiet superstitions in my head dont believe me dont you dare believe me when i say ive got it down everybody is just a stranger but that's the danger in going my own way

Am I Looking At You
Are you sure I am not looking past you, at some twisted little vision of a person tied down screaming from a painful deadly incision? Am I laughing at these wicked thoughts? My soul is dripping with sin. I have so much anger to give but where should I begin? I thought we all had a "God" given gift guess Im not human Im less unless hate is a gift in which that case I've been blessed 'Cause I hate alot of people but can't explain my thoughts. And I am laughing as your body rots..........

"a Mile At The Door"
knock...Knock... A soft rattle on the window Of life Of opertunity Of joy or Something that resembles Love Of things better off Unthought Untought Unlearned Forever under constant scorn Also of want,or Better yet Of need or lust consumeing Of fillings And the lack there of and finnaly Of self protection throgh selfless projection Listen close,you can hear it now Growing closer still knock...Knock...KNock...KNOCK... Insistant but yet so distant A young mind Fights the glass and the night To get back on the right side of the window of life. -RAGE G. SYNISTER-

Am I Losing My Touch??
->Mr.Potatoe...: First off,I was quite civil and second if you wanna argue about it do it in your mumm.I had totally forgotten about you until you shouted me.If I hurt your feelings some how,maybe you should check your age not mine.Cheers ~lisasweet...: ok fine opinions is ok, but u dont know how to talk civil man? ->Mr.Potatoe...: I havent left anything Ignorant yet.So if you dont want peoples opinions dont ask for them.And keep it in the mumms. ->Mr.Potatoe...: lmfao ~lisasweet...: whats up with ur lil ignorant comments ? i didnt come to u wrong , ur how old man?

Am I Loosing You? Jodi's Poem 09/07/07
Am I Loosing You? I don't know how you do what you do to me. I can't get you out of my mind. I feel your everywhere I go. I can hear your voice inside my head. I don't know what to do. Life without you is so damn hard. I know you belong to someone else. But my heart & soul belongs to you. My life would be nothing without you. No more happiness. No reason to ever smile. All hope & faith would be gone. I hope & pray we can stay at least friends. Though you once said that you loved me. I feel that I'll never hear those words again. Please don't take away the best friend that I have. Don't take away the only thing I have left of you.

Am I Liveing It
Ya know ,I work all night and then I sleep for a while ,get up and feel like shit the rest of the day.I can't work a regular job because I'm "dissabled"! soooooo, here I am pissed off and frustrated all the time because I've always earned my way,by whatever means necaserry(and if thats spelled wrong,,,,deal)And now I'm told "take it easy,you can't do this anymore".dissability won't and can't pay my bills for me and my family. So,,,am I liveing it? or am I just existing? I don't bitch much ,and I know it could be worse,and I thank god every day that its not. But boy,does this suck! I hope this is the place for this kinda stuff,so please let me know if i'm in the right place.

6/5/08...a Milestone....
18 years ago.... "It's been a helluva year as I sit here wondering what this new life inside of me is gonna be like. Ive lost my grandmother and my mother is in the nursing home and being alone with a newborn child and no family other than my husband is gonna be scary as hell. What will he be like, will i be able to take care of him, will he love me? How will ever know what to do?" I remember it so vividly 18 years ago today, two days before the birth of my only child. I was scared to death. As i perch on the edge of his 18th year this Thursday I can tell you there is no one in the world I love more. It has been a helluva 18 years for us both. Lots of trials and tribulations but with one thing constant. The love we have for each other is undying and forever. Kyle has his issues as does any teenager. But has never been in trouble, no drugs or alcohol and in today's world that makes me so proud. I did something right..w

Am I Losing You?
Am i losing you, or is it all in my head?it's like you're laying right next to me in an empty bed.It's all the things you don't say, that let me know you're ready to drift away without the promise of returning one day.Am i losing you, or have you already left?the absence of the love in your presence has left me distressed.Have i done too much or even to little, what has made you uneasy, disabled to love like a cripple.Am i losing you? Yes i am.the signs were therealthough i did not seebecause i was obsessed with finding you, in the process i lost me.lost the love i have for myselfthe pride and respectwhich places me before anyone else.i will not lose that love, no never againwhether i change for worse or better,i know i can not stay the same because like before i met you and after you leave the only person that'll remain in the picture is me.

Am I Mexican?
So some of you know that I was adopted and that my heritage is allegedly Scottish Irish and Native american...now Im a little skeptical I think my parents had to be mexican because every day at 2pm I get the sudden urge to leave work, go home, and take a nap.

Am I Masculine Or Feminine?
You Are 35% Feminine, 65% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Am I More Masculine Or Feminine?
Merritt, you're 60% Feminine That means you're 40% masculine. When we compare your results with other men it shows that you are somewhat more feminine than average. What does it mean for a man to be feminine? Femininity in Western culture involves approaching life in a happy, optimistic way as well as showing warmth and compassion to others. But femininity is more than just being cheerful and caring. The chart above shows your overall percentages of masculine versus feminine qualities. Whether you have a greater proportion of one or the other, or whether you have roughly equal masculine and feminine qualities, this balance of qualities says something about the type of gender identity that you possess. In this report you'll learn more about your own gender identity, and what qualities were used to determine how masculine and feminine you are. You'll learn how you scored on each of the 12 dimensions that comprise your masculinity and femininity scores, an

Am I Missing Something?
you tell us to work harder and make moreoney to support your way of life. You demand a new house every year and a new vehicle to boot. I work and everyone I know works very hard to supply themselves with a decent living. but we have to work twice as hard and make twice as muc to be able to support your way of life. We are left holding the bill when you block our roads and chain your 13 year olds to the tires of cemi's that are only trying to supply their families with enoug money to live. I have 2 broke down cars..of wich one was a gift and I live in a hole for an appartment to try and support you and pay my taxes. Yet you come up against me and tell me that you want more. Yet you expect us to foot the bill and look after your children when you can no longer sipport them. Am I missing something here or am I right that you are just a free loader???

Am I Mummified?? Lol
Sometimes I just spend so much time reading and commenting on Mumm's it is a little scary and a lot annoying. Face it most of the Mumm's are dumb or at the very least redundant, yet I find myself following along. I love the comments, most are humourous, some are just angry and mean, and some are no where anyway relevant to the mumm but mummer's carrying on there own coversation. kind of WILD! oh well see ya in the Mumm's dan

Am I Mean?
Okay so I haven't been online all weekend, and I was really busy at work today so couldn't be on much during the day. Some guy that friend requested me on Friday just called me a stuck-up bitch cause I didn't rate him back and friend him. I have 120 friend requests and I don't feel like going to all of those pros and rating and adding.. I am lazy lol Do you think I am being mean by not answering or do you not really care you just want me to shut up :p

Am I Moist Worthy?
I seem to scare females off.... is it because i'm too sarcastic? kinky fucker? Dosen't want a full on relationship? has Mel Gibson moments? stalks bitchy types of females? too outspoken and immature? Hmmm.....nah!...must be something else hey?

Am I Mad? No Im Dying
"Am I mad at you?.. That's your main concern after shattering my whole world into pieces? Mad For what? ..for breaking my heart? All the turmoils b/w me and you? Maybe for letting me put all my trust in you only to be betray the decency to tell me to my face?? how about the fact that you didn't even care the way you think its crazy that I'm crying over it, cause you think breaking up is no big deal? Am I mad? No. more like crushed. Did I ever even really know you?" "I hope that you're ok even though I'm dying." (-_-)

Am I Missin Something..please Let Me Know...
Here we go N I dont ever make a big deal on this site ..but I have known this man for a long time probable as long as I have been on this site ..I just started to chat with him in his shout box n we became good friends n I mean just friends ..He is a older man that he admitted that loves women I didnt care cause I was his buddy ..It was nice getting to know what a nice n wonderful person he was to me ..I started helpin him out with leveling N out of the blue he tells me good bye today..N wont tell me what I did or said wrong to him ..alot of u folks might no him but I will keep that to myself ...Just a freakin shocker I would say..I was there for him ..n just listened n show him I cared ..after all the emotions he was going through of his Mother passin n a few other things.. My heart went out to this man cause of course my heart is a big flippin heart ..N now I am blocked ..I cant believe it ..I am shocked with this ..can anyone tell me what I am missin ..Love ya All

Am I Naughty Or Nice
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Am In Pain
: ( I'm in so much pain at the moment.Just got back in from the dentist , after having my wizdome tooth pulled. If that wasnt bad enough , the stupid f**kin dentist woman broke my tooth pulling it out..... OMFG....How much pain can she put me through ....... And i have to go back again next week to have the other one pulled . Not a cat in hells chance .... Ok moan over .Please if u have time spare me some love , as im feeling like poo. And could do with some xxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Am In December
Let It Lie leave her leave her leave her alone these are not your tears back down to the place you came from and she can't be weak for you everyone expects her to stay standing because what words will you use to break her down when the moment comes and there is tearing pain without reason in the middle of the deep dark night how will you lie in sleep when she falls apart Betraying Hope there is a hope betraying my peace that you have found something better and the things i thought i knew are gone how could i have been so blind in these passing years where truth was found in the happy lies that you were real that anything was real w.g.s.

Am I Naughty Or Nice?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Am I Not Alone
i awoke this morning to an empty silence. no one there but me and yet i know i'm not alone. i turned and saw her next to me sleeping so peacefully. and yet my heart feels so all alone loneliness abounds from within me. my eyes no longer see the love i once held so dearly. what has changed or disappeared or is it just me. so i am alone - alone...

3 Am Inspired Thoughts
You ever lay in bed and realize something? like why you had a fight with a friend? or the stupidness of the fight, when it all comes down to it and you become to bigger person as you grow, you realize its not worth it, honestly, if a friend is a friend keep it that way, dont let little things get to you, call them or in my case write them, let them know how you feel, because its better to have more friends than none, sometimes you dont even have a reason for the quit of friendship it just kinda happens a few forgetful thoughts and there goes... out the window... sometimes you have to just stand up and make things right, i think its all a part of growing up, figuring out who you are and what you want from this thing called life, you choose what path you walk down by each decsion you make everyday, unknowing where the path might lead, step up and be the better person, climb to the top of that mountain you see in the distance so far but never felt you could master, overcome your fears, st

Am I Normal In Love?
You Are Fairly Normal in Love When it comes to love, you have fairly normal ideas and expectations. Your relationships and ideas may be a bit quirky at times... But you see love the same way as most people do. Why You Are Normal in Love You are normal because you had your first boyfriend or girlfriend before you were 15. You are normal because you believe a long distance relationship can work. Why You Aren't Normal in Love You are abnormal because you kiss on the first date. You are abnormal because you believe people only have one soulmate. Are You Normal in Love? thought this one was kind of stupid but oh well lol, at least 80 percent of people I know kiss on the first date, and who the hell thinks there is more than one soulmate for each person? kind of contradicts the initial purpose of a "soulmate"

Am In A Contest For Once, Gonna Show Me How True You Really Are Of A Friend!?
Alright all my friends, fans, family!! Are you who you say you are, if so show me and prove it. All I ask is to help me out with some comments to win me a 3 day blast for the 1st time, I need some everyday, even from myself! Please do that for me as I will do the same for you if you were in a contest n such. Hope to see some of you there to help me out! Thanks and God Bless our Military, Veterans & Families!!

2am Interlude
2am Interlude by LateNiteFantasy© That smug look upon your face tells me where you've been, You've been out "thinking", rather drinking. Oh I'm sooo sorry, you didn't want to stay home and watch tv again? Than how about f**king me? Ohhh okay...you'll be back to do that around 2 am, breath hot with alcohol, smelling like someone else... Ooohhh....okay then....I'll just wait here and try to stay awake to f**k you.... Ooohhh how it arouses me....the smell of stale beer and cigarettes mixed with that sweet scent of the person I do not know You say you don't want to toy with me anymore....I'll say it once, then I'll say it no more... You've been toying with me for years.......you cold, heartless whore!! written to a cold heartless wife

Am I Not Pretty Enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9JhbhRcIc Am I Not Pretty Enough? Kasey Chambers Am I not pretty enough Is my heart too broken? Do I cry too much? Am I too outspoken? Don’t I make you laugh? Should I try it harder? Why do you see right through me? I live, I breathe, I let it rain on me, I sleep, I wake, I try hard not to break, I crave, I love, I’ve waited long enough, I try as hard as I can. Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart too broken? Do I cry too much? Am I too outspoken? Don’t I make you laugh? Should I try it harder? Why do you see right through me? I laugh, I feel, I make believe it’s real, I fall, I freeze, I pray down on my knees, I hope, I stand, I take it like a man, I try as hard as I can. Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart too broken? Do I cry too much? Am I too outspoken? Don’t I make you laugh? Should I try it harder? Why do you see right through me? Why do you see, why do you see, why do you see right through me?

Am I Not A Good Person?
So, Am I not a good person? I deeply believe I am, but I guess few others do. It's another Saturday night I am spending alone. I know I am somewhat to blame. I am a bit shy. I guess it's just getting to me. Every time my phone rings it either someone wanting money, selling me something, a friend getting married or having a kid. I am 33 and feeling left behind by all my younger friends and just friends in general. I guess the good thing is I do not have that many friends these days. Some here may know the past year for me was pretty rough. Spending 3 months homeless and broke. Even spent 2 weeks in a mental ward. Go me. I have grow much from all of this, but still very alone with few to share my life with. Those friends and people around be are having good things happening for them. Me, not so much. All in all, I am just lost. I know who I am, and who I can be. I am a hopeless romantic with no one to romance. The ladies I do me, have a boyfriend or is already ,married. Which

Am In Need Of All's Help
Hello to all my friends on here. Have reached a point in my life where I have no pride left and am having to ask for help. As some of you know either thru my blog or from having talked to me life has really sucked lately. Anyway recently found myself to be homeless with 2 teenagers in tow. We had ended up in the emergency shelter but I was given a random drug test, I was told that I tested positive for meth, anyone that knowa me, knows this too be not true. We were licked out of the shelter that day and ended up staying in a motel with my kids, not fun. Well my Aunt and a family friend came up with the deposit and the rent for til the end of the month. I have to come up $460 for next months rent and utilities. As I am between jobs and my health is not that great, find myself coming to you for help. If anyone can assist in anyway, even if just a couple of dollars would be very much appreciated. If you are able and willing to help, please contact me. This was the very last thin

Amino Acids
http://www.naturescorner.com/ Q: What amino acids are the essential amino acids? - Bill Jensen - Houston, TX A: You may see conflicting data on this, but to be labeled essential, means the amino acid must be gotten from the diet because the body lacks the enzymes to synthesize these amino acids. Eight are classified as core essential amino acids-Isoleucine, Leucine, Lysine, Methionine, Phenylalanine, Threonine, Tryptophan, and Valine. Seven are classified as conditionally or semiessential- Arginine (essential in infants in which production is not sufficient, but not in adults), Cysteine, Cystine, Glutamine, Histidine, Proline, and Tyrosine(derived from Phenylalanine and essential if not enough Phenylalanine is present for it to be synthesized), and nine nonessential (the body can synthesize these)-Alanine, Asparagine, Aspartic Acid, Carnitine, Glutamic Acid, Glycine, Ornithine, Serine, and Taurine. At one time it was thought th

Am I Or Are U
I am exactly what I am And not the way you'ld like to see me be I look outside long as I can Then I close my eyes and watch my world unfold before me I may not lead the simple life I've no love of my own If no one gives me all his heart I'll manage with the load I'm very used to feeling sad It doesn't make me cry And yes I do know how to love

Am I Obligated?
So recently my mom set me up with her co-workers stepson, Brian... He seemed nice so after talking on the phone with him a few times I met him. He took me out to a nice restaurant and then for a couple drinks afterward. I was thinking it was going well! But then.. I don't know but he started putting the moves on... STRONG! He started trying to hold my hand and kiss me before we left the martini bar... I was a bit buzzed (ok mildly drunk lol) and so I let him, thinking ok whatever... Well for one... he kissed me like he was kissing his grandmother. I don't like weak ass kissing.. but at the same time I don't want to be mauled lol... It just didnt do it for me. So he took me back to my place and immediatly got out to go up to my house.. At this point I'm drunk and I honestly just want to go inside and go to bed. He invites himself inside. I don't want to seem like a total biatch... So we went inside. I got out a totally non-romantic, non sexy dvd (the movie Supersize Me) and put

Am I One Of These
CUTE-E-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat So post it now. Check all that apply. 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Hottie!!!!!!! 11= Me you bed noww 12= let me f*** the s..tout of you RIGHT NOW

Am I Pretty Enough Now
Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom:

Am I Pretty Now?
Here comes the ugly one Looking sad and wearing black Those stupid fucking preps all laugh Because she looks so fat Trying to ignore the comments She walks, looking at the floor Since she doesn't say a word They shout more ugly words The jocks throw their footballs at her And the anorexic sluts just laugh She's teased in science, she teased in p.e She's even teased in math Everyday, the same routine, She runs into her room and cries She thinks that no one cares If she just curled up and died Then one day after normal teasing, She finally had enough She couldn't handle all their teasing And other stupid stuff She grabbed some lipstick and put it on her lips She grabbed her long black skirt And then started to rip At the corner of her eye She spotted a pointy blade She slashed her wrists until Her vision started to fade Suddenly, she fell Colapsing on a towel The words carved in her wrists read, Am I Pretty Now?

Am I Passionate Or Compassionate???
You Are 90% Passionate, 10% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl:Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye.

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: By

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Am I pretty enough now? She stands in front of a mirror, And sweeps her hair to the side A tear starts to fall She knows he lied Am I pretty enough now? It started one night When she was out Not giving a sh!t Who was out and about She saw her boyfriend He casually walked up to this girl Told her they just couldn't be This boy was her world She stood silently Then asked him why "Sorry your just too ugly" A tear fell from her eye Am I pretty enough now? She fell to her knees And was so confused He got what he wanted from her She felt gutted and used She walked into a room Everyone was staring No one said a thing Over the music which was blearing They just stared at her She turned to leave They all cracked up laughing It's something she could never believe Am I pretty enough now? She started walking away Slammed the door Asked herself "am I ugly" She didn't know anymore She walked all the way home Tears in her eyes "God you're

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl: Hi. Boy: Umm... hi. Girl: I have to tell you something... Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're not pretty! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Am I Prejudice???
You Are Not Prejudiced Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body. Are You Prejudiced?

Am I Picky Or Dont Have A Life?
Am I picky or dont have a life? I often wonder am I to picky in finding a woman I try to look for woman that are leveled headed and have a sence of humor. I have met a few woman but they dont seem interested. I beleave I treat woman whith respect, do I seem un aproachable or just some fucking loonatic? I just dont under stand I use to have all kinds of woman before I was married. Is it because I just used them for a peace of ass no commintment? yes you might say I was a asshole. And yes they knew what I was doing I told all the woman I didnt want a commitment just to see them. Is that what woman want no commitment or was it the times. Yes I dont have a life I voulenteer at my friends work then go home. I do go to my friends Chris's house on Thursday for Thirsty Thursday and ounce in awhile to the bar but that's it. So is it I cant find a woman beacouse I dont have a life. So any feed back would be nice. Thanks Keith a. ka. oddweed,K-man

Am I Romantic Or Realistic?
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Am I Really This Happy?????????
You scored as 100% Happy. Your soooo happy.It must seem like your life is perfect.Take advantage of this life dont let it slip through your fingers while you still have it.100% Happy81%50% happy25%25% happy13%How happy are you???created with QuizFarm.com

Am I Retarded Or Just Plain Simple?
hello there, i am new to all this and to be honest, i have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. it seems a bit more complicated than my retarded space, or it could be that i am just simple. i just don't know. catch you all later when i have an idea of what is going on, but i think that that is not very likely to happen in the near future.

Am I Really That Bad??
well another christmas where i dont get shit.. atleast last year i got sum clothes... this year... nothing.. a fuckin towel.. i'm glad to c i'm high on people's lists this year..wow and my family wonders y i dont care for any of this..damn i need a cig. well peace all hopefully everyone is havin a good christmas.

Am I Right Or Am I Wrong...............
So we go through life trying to teach our kids lessons that we think that will be important to them. And we tell them that they have to have respect for others to receive it. But they get that all confused when we yell at them for treating us the same way they treat us and we say that they are our kids and we can treat them the way we want cuz they are kids well that is just not so. and that is when they lose all respect for us as adults. We should treat them the way that we want them to treat us and others. Am I write or am I wrong?

Am I Really A Freak????????
Am I Really A Freak?? Don't tease me Don't Touch me Unless Unless your ready To touch me To drive me To caress me To play with me To lick me To sex me Dont go to fast Dont go to slow Go just right Do it gently Do it rough Do it tough Do it slow Do it fast Dont be scared If you cant do the job Like you said you can Before you leave Hand me the damn phone So I can call someone else Who can do it right If you want to stay I can teach you how Undress me nice and slow Then touch me up there Then down here Now use your tongue and lips Do it again and again As many times as you want But dont enter there Not into my lilly Not just yet See I got you And you got me I like many wayz What wayz you ask Come and find out Some say Im a nympho I just maybe Because I dream about sex Now my man leaves to go to work I hear a knock at the door I open it Damn its you We both know what time it is Im like not y

Am I Really? It's Been So Long...lol!
Glenn -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Am I Real?
A very old and dear friend of mine informed me via a comment that she had been asked if I was fake or not. Anyone who doubts whether I am please feel free to visit my comments section, and thanks Girly for standing up for your old wing man. Love ya! I get this shit all the time and I am tired of it!

Am I Ready???
May be getting "real serious" with someone. (If you're a fan of Ray Stevens, you'll remember the 4 stages of serious from his "seriously" movie)It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side. When not in a relationship, I long to be close to someone. Then when it happens, I start doubting it, finding things wrong with it, and wishing for more of my freedom. Tonight it's BBQ'd steaks and Gentleman Jack at his place. Friday night. 50 miles from home. Yikes!! Am I ready for this? Do I really want to try it again? I have a laundry list of "must haves" for the next serious relationship. I was hurt by the last serious relationship (physically & mentally) and figured that if I had a list of items that were "required", I was safe - no one person could fit that bill. Now someone comes along who just might be "it". But then again, I thought someone might be "it" six months ago and it didn't work out. That's when I added to my "must have" list figuring that predic

Am I Really That Bad Of A Person?
ive nvr been good at trusting people or lettin them get close.but i recently decided to let someone close.and whut did it get me? PAIN. in more ways then one. i swore id nvr fall for peoples bullshit and i can honestly say hes the first person to really fool me. i thought it was love but now im startin to realize it was more just really carin for someone. but he'll always b someone that played a big part in my lyfe and i will always thank him for being whut he was to me

Am I Really Falling?
Am I really falling in Love? It does not seem to matter how many times I tell myself or you that I am not. I think about you consistently, I feel it start to come out in the morning when we wake up. At night when you kiss me it is on my lips. It wants to come out, it wants to be said. I am scared that it is not real. How could this be real? How could I actually be falling in love with someone. This feels so strange to me, maybe 'cause I never was in love. I keep telling myself you are so far away from being in love with him. There is no way you could be in love. Just keep telling the world that you are not in love, and especially him, and maybe it will stop happening. Maybe it's the fact that you get me, or maybe it is because you appreciate me, Or maybe it is the way that you let me be me. I'm not in love with the sex. It is amazing but that is such a little part of who we are. It is all in the way we talk to each other. You have become such an amazing person to me. Y

Am I Really That Ugly?
i know that i am not the best looking guy in the world ,but someone on this site rated my photo a 1,and someone else rated the same photo a 6 So that being said ,i just wanted to apoligize to all my friends and fans who have rated the same photo a 10 for being so ugly

Am I Really A Sub?
OK just cause I got a couple of emails about it I thought I would post this. Am I Submissive? I Don't Like Pain and Punishment -------------------------------------------------- Confusing Terms One of the most common things a new submissive has questions about is the "pain and punishment" category. Most of this confusion stems from the combining of the various groups found in the lifestyle into one large group called BDSM. Within the term BDSM we have at least three major factions, all with different needs and motivations. Perhaps breaking it down into BD, D/s and SM will make things a bit clearer. · BD - Bondage and Discipline - There's not much of a mystery here. The Deviant's Dictionary defines it as: Sometimes B/D, B&D. Bondage and Discipline. Sometimes used interchangeably with SM but more strictly referring to practices involving bondage and role-playing or humiliation but little or no pain. Sometimes thought to stand for Bondage and Domination, but see also DS

Am I Reading This Right?
Did I read it right??? Just in case Batman forgets? Hmmm... decisions, decisions! Well, thank goodness!!! Up until now, only 36% of women have been able to find this. Excuse me??? Interesting marketing angle! Then, how should I get in??? Maybe the exit? Hope the emergency's not too urgent! Sounds tasty doesn't it? What??? And you thought that particular personality trait wouldn't look good on your resume... Hygiene is important. It's a man's dream come true.

Am I Realy A Dog?
Am i a cheater if i talk to a lot of ladies? I anm a single man trying to figure out what i want out of life. I am diovorced,have friendship's with sebveral woman,none in which i am involved with. so why am i labeled a cheater when i am looking for good friends and good adult conversation? please help me,?God bless all you cherry tappers.

Am I Ready? I Dont Know.....
just wishing the pain would leave and i could feel better.. just wishing that things turn out and that im ok. Just wishing that i wasnt so scared of the out come. Just wishing that i could wake up and it was only a dream. Just wishing for a day where i could eat or a night when i could sleep. Just wishing that it was all over and done with. Just wishing i wasnt alone and feeling so lonely. Lifes kinda odd like that..One day you wake up and all your dreams and goals are put on hold and your life is in the hands of strangers who dont even know you..All you are to them is money in their pockets.Life is now seen a different way and you begin to wonder have I hurt anyone i need to say im sorry to..Or how about your family have you told them that you love them? Have you taken time to pray? have you told your friends you love them? have you took time to remember what God has already gave to you? well ive taken time remembering, ive held my family like never before, i pray daily

Am I Ready To Commit?
You don't need us to tell you that you're on the right track. A cool and confident person, you know what you want; now it's just a matter of finding it. Even more important, you know that love is about much more than what kind of clothes they wear or car they drive. And you're ready to make it work. You've gotten to a place where you are happy with your life, and you're ready to share it with someone special. So whether you've found them or are still looking, know that this time, you'll get what you want.

Am I Real? Hmm? Lets See....yes!
Hello friends, Some asshole named Holyone asked to be my friend this morning. I accepted him. He goes into my my pictures and looks at them and then proceeds to write me a message that says this: you and your pictures are false.. I don't believe this is u. If i try i find them on porn pages.Who did take. Why did take and why do you show them? What do you earn? You're account is admin's or something like that.. I don't believe. You can remove me from ur list... What a fucking asshole! Um, I am not paid by anyone to take my pictures or put them up! I do not have a fucking website with my pictures on them! I did not get my pictures off a porn site! This is me, all of me!!! The only folder that isn't me is folder A and I do not in any way pretend that those pictures are me. I have one folder that isn't me, they are porn pictures and a dozen more folders that are all of me. How could anyone not think this is me? I am totally naked, totally from head to toe me.

Ami Ready To Get Married ???
You Are Ready to Get Married You've done more than dream about the dress and the honeymoon In fact, you spend a good deal of your time thinking about what makes a relationship work And from your answers, it looks like you have the skills to say "I Do" and mean it You've dated enough, learned your fair share, and you're ready to settle down. YIKES!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

Am I Rude?
ThickBeaut...: uh ok kinda rude bye ->ThickBeaut...: Oh...Well,I only become fans of military and retired military...I do that because people come to my page to send love to Our Men and Women in uniform....I will rate all your pictures if you want me to instead. ThickBeaut...: are you going to fan me back? ThickBeaut...: ?? ThickBeaut...: can you fan me back? its ok ->ThickBeaut...: Can I what back? Mistyped...I rated you a 10. ThickBeaut...: can you n me back too please?

Am I Really Back???
Been away a few weeks spending time at my parents' place hanging out with my sister and my baby niece. Along with that I was away on weekends staying the night at where I was scaring people on a Halloween trail. Now I am back home in ways...yet this is temporary home (living in the upstairs part of my grandma's house). I do not belong here. I thought I was healing....in ways I am....but other ways I can feel inside I am not. I am not out for attention (but people need it every now and then....nor am I out to cause drama.....seems at times maybe I create it....most times.....it finds me through someone else). I still have not forgiven myself for hurting someone who means a lot to me.....nor for the bad choice I made that only added to the hurting of the other. And now fall is here and soon Winter.....and I need to keep myself together. In warning to those who read this.....my emotions fluxuate....I try to keep them in check, but lately....anger....sadness...and even taking thing

Am I Racist???
well, to a certain extent, I believe everyone of us is. If given the option, and all other things being equal, our natural instincts would kick in, and we would defend the person thats closest to our own existence. This is my point. I am White/Caucasion/Honkey/Cracker/Cornbread/Peckerwood, etc.... My family is white. Most of my freinds are white (although that hasnt always been the case). The entire world preaches tolerance, and equality, but in the same breath excludes caucasions from everything. We are inherantly evil, and we ALL have this diabolical plan for an aryan race, no matter what the cost. We all support the reinstitution of legal slavery, and would enslave every race, color and/or creed that is not W.A.S.P. !! We are all war-mongers, and care about nothing but for ourselves!! Whitey = Bad Person. Period. Well, kind folks, this is what the educated like to call "REVERSE DISCRIMINATION".....hmmmmmmm...a form of RACISM!!! > > So, the next time you want to lable me w

Am I Really That Self-centered?
Yes, I am self-centered enough to think you care that I put a music player on my profile. On top of that, I'm self-centered enough to think that you really want to know more about my taste in music and will go look at what's on my player.

Am I Ranked With The Best?over A "die" Comment?
ThisSailor ~Bou... (rate pics/stash pls) M, 36 Japan January 22, 2008 @ 5:07 am #94 of 108 Not like any of the assholes are going to read this.... I blocked Potatoe because he told me to die. I dont think its funny and he had said similar stuff to me in past mumms so i blocked him. In the past I have also blocked Lifesez, Phat in the Hat, Bo$$, PorchMonkey and several others for others, just stupid and very insulting comments. In real life, would have gotten thier asses beaten for. While I know this is the internet and not to be taken seriously, there is just no cause for writting things like that at all. So, this bullshit of it not right to block people, deletion of comments, and discussion of grievance in the shout box, I will do any and all of them and have in the past. I dont make comments like that to people and dont want to hear it directed at me. If this causes people to not come to my mumms and or loose fubar friends, ok and have a nice life. I

Am I Really Done?
I have two weeks left before my off and on boyfriend ships out for boot camp. And ofcourse all hell has broken lose. He tells people that he doesnt want me and that he wants to be with them, he tells me that he is just goofing off with old friends or just being nice to them cause they owe him money, but honestly what do i believe. It has gotten so bad that we have fought over his gun, i have gotten bruised, and yet we have been almost acting like nothing had happened these last two days. Hell we are even having sex. But really what am I to do. He doesnt love me, doesnt even talk to me hardly, yet isnt telling me to leave or to stay for that matter. We either argue all the time or ignore whats really going on between us. I dont know if there is a way to fix whats been done or if i am really done/........

Am I Ready To Make This Day A Happy One?
Happiness is not a matter of events; it depends upon the tides of the mind. --Alice Meyvell It's thought that Abe Lincoln once said, "We're as happy as we make up our minds to be." In other words, we decide to be happy. Bad weather, lost toys, broken plans, even angry friends don't have to ruin our own happiness unless we let them. We're always in control of our own thoughts and feelings, and happiness is a feeling we can choose even when others around us have chosen to be angry or sad. Even when the day is gloomy and none of our plans are working out, we can still be cheerful if we decide to be. How lucky we are that someone else can't decide for us how to feel. We'd be nothing more than robots if that were true. Am I ready to make this day a happy one?

Am I Really That Ugly
It's been brought to my attention that most of my friends and family are telling someone that Im ugly. I may not be good looking but, to go behind my back and talk crap is disrespectful. If you don't want to be friends or whatever let me know I'll delete you, I don't need friends like that anyways.

Am I Right?
How Friendship ends? Both friends will think da other is busy and will not contact, Thinking it may be disturbing. As time passes both will think let de other contact. After that each will think why should i contact 1st. Here ur love will be converted into hate. U will eventually 4get each other. So keep in touch wid ur friendz no mater how circumstances are.

Am I Right? Probably Not..
i learned today. yes today. i'm not in control of what's to happen. But i am in control of what i think is right.right? Morality is a huge thing.Life seems so small to that. You do what's right and good will follow right? Not the case for me alas. I did what i thought was right with my divorce,my kids, and my life. I was aperantly so wrong. To do the right thing(in my life) was the wrong thing to do. How ironic it is to think that you're so above right and wrong?That's what i tried to do. To get my girls back to show them the way it's supposed to be.to show them i am a good father. to try to help them in showing them that i would ALWAYS be there for them, but in doing this....i lost it all. I have two of my girls back. I want three.... am i greedy for this? I found out that you have to lose EVERYTHING to get what you really need to really live......money= NOTHING. Materialistic items= NOTHING! I try to be a good man. I do. What matters to me is my girls.....the only thing i did right i

Am I Ready?
Have you ever been stuck between a proverbial rock and a hard place? That's how I'm feeling right now. I have so many things in front of me and I'm not sure if I'm ready to accept the responsibilities and deal with the changes. How do you prepare yourself for such a life altering change? I want to take the next step and make these changes, I just don't know if I can handle it. It will not only change my professional life, but it will also change my personal life as well. This will dump a whole new level of responsibility on me. I know that it will be a good change for me, I just don't know how to prepare myself, or if preparation is even possible. I usually just jump into everything head first and worry about everything else later, but I'm a little worried that I might be taking on too much, and that I might not be able to handle it. I've always been very independent, but this change makes me re-think my stability. Maybe I am just secound guessing myself and I need to just sh

Am I Ready For Some Football?
Ah football season....the weather begins changing, the shorter days and cozy, fall afternoons that so many times turn into a glass of wine by the fire. But one of my favorite things about football season that I love so much are the lazy Sundays, sleeping until it's almost time for the first game of the day. Mix up a couple of delicious Bloody Mary's and wake up slowly in bed with my baby. He's not around this football season, so there will be no more, sexy little breakfasts in bed, 'naps at half time' or going to bed early for the Sunday evening game, just to have more time between the sheets together. Derrick makes a mean Bloody Mary-one just makes you feel good from head to toe, but who stops with just one. I'm going to miss our sexy romps around the house making breakfast, sipping those Mary's and having sex on the living room floor while we're barbequing at the same time! Too much fun! I've been very lucky in my sex life. As shocking as it may seem, I don't sleep around and

Amish Virus
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Am I Sexy Test
This is the "Attractive" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexiest thing ever [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] okay [] ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] whore [] slut [] hubby/wife type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] date me [] marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] buddys [] girl friend/boy friend [] wife [] friend w/ benifits

Amish School Gunman Longed To Molest
Quarryville, Pa. - A man who laid siege to a one-room Amish schoolhouse, killing five girls, told his wife shortly before opening fire that he had molested two young relatives decades ago and was tormented by "dreams of molesting again," authorities said today. Charles Carl Roberts IV, 32, appeared to have planned to molest the girls at the school, but police have no evidence that he actually did, State Police Commissioner Jeffrey B. Miller said. He said Roberts had sexual lubricant with him and flex-ties that he had bought seven days earlier, and that he bound the girls together in a line at the blackboard after sending the boys and adults away. Roberts also had weapons and supplies indicating he was prepared for a long stand-off, he said. "He states in his suicide note that he had dreams about doing what he did 20 years ago again," Miller said. Miller said police could not confirm the claim about molesting young relatives when Roberts would have been a just a child himsel

Am I So Tired...
Am I so tired I can no longer see, I can no longer feel, I can no longer care? I don't feel so tired, and yet I feel nothing but cold, as though I have been abandoned, in a dark and desolate place, with no company, apart from that of black salted tears, that run and fall, and leave me also. Is there no dream, within my dreams, that can offer up an ounce of hope, a gleaming beacon, within the night, to stimulate me, to captivate me, and to lead me to sanctuary. I stare so hard into the darkness, into the abyss, awaiting your return, but you are never to be seen, and all I'm left to do, is stand here, wondering if I've become to tired...

Amish
By MICHAEL RUBINKAM, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 6 minutes ago NICKEL MINES, Pa. - As the Amish prepared to bury four young victims of a horrific school shooting, they asked to be allowed to do so in private. ADVERTISEMENT National mourning of similar tragedies, such as the massacre at Columbine High School, has been enabled in part by media coverage — something the Amish generally shun and specifically spurned in a statement Wednesday that pleaded for privacy. Instead, the Amish are coping with the slayings by looking inward. They are relying on themselves and their faith, just as they have for centuries, to get them through what one Amish bishop called "our 9/11." The four girls to be buried Thursday are Naomi Rose Ebersole, 7; Marian Fisher, 13; Mary Liz Miller, 8; and her sister Lena Miller, 7. The funeral for a fifth girl, Anna Mae Stoltzfus, 12, is scheduled for Friday. About 300 to 500 people are expected at each funeral, said funeral director Phil

Am I Superficial??? Glasses-ist Lol
Ok here's the down low.. I've been talking to my friends about this and given it quite some thought and noticed a very distinctive pattern in my attractions towards guys lmfao I was wondering whether I as being superficial when it came to that pattern. I think you all know that I've said on my profile that I had a thing for guys with glasses. LOL My friend Chris says that I associate guys with glasses as being smart. And that probably I am attracted to intelligence. Yea duh@me..! I never saw it that way.. then I met Mike and bugged him about whether it was being superficial and in our previous conversation he used the word discrimination..(Not at me though was just some non-related issue) It however got me thinking..was I being discriminatory?? lmfao...I think too much I guess and had too much sugar. If being prejudiced against someone's skin colour is racist then does that mean I'm a glassesist for being prejudiced towards other men who don't fit into that category

Am I Stupid?
I can't believe.. I fell for it again. I am so FUCKING stupid.. All they are... are words. Meaningless words. They're just words. They don't have meaning... so why does it hurt now? I hate.. everything. Why did you do this? I hope one day you'll realize how much you really lost. I hope one day... you'll realize how much you hurt me, but you don't want to hurt anyone, right? Too late.

Am I Sick.
"am I sick" I asked "yes you are" I answer "will I ever get better" I inquired "only if I want you too" I replied they say I am angry, they say I am hostile at all times. is this you that is doing this to me? do you control me? I am you, I own you. you are mine to toy with as I wish. I am your fears. I am your depression. I am the reason you cry, I am the reason you do not die. I see the good you have in you and I hide it from your surface. I am the brother to your demons and I let them escape from your locked doors. why do you torment me? what did I ever do to you to cause you so much hatred for me. Hate? I do not hate you, I do not hate myself. Hate is when you want nothing more to do with some one or some thing. I enjoy you. I take pride in twisting you and bending you as I see fit. I was happy once......... I was asleep. I had a life once, friends and a close family....... I was asleep. I had a fiance'......... I woke up. I had dreams, goa

Amish Woman (for Any Horse Lovers Out There!)
Subject: Amish woman An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous." "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home." "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too." "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home." True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately. "Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

Am I Sick?
Alright...I was talking to a friend last night and a question came up that I am curious for others opinions.:) I recently watched Jackass2 and in the movie SteveO takes a beer bong from his ass. Ofcourse he pukes right after it...but the question... Would you for a million dollars take a beer bong from your own ass? My rational is that I kiss peoples asses all day at work for far less then a million bucks so if the opportunity came that the last ass I would ever have to kiss was my own for some money than so be it! :) My friend said I was sick.....What would you do?

Amish Hand Warmers
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother

Amish Hand Warmer
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding i an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes.

Am I Submissive?
Am I Submissive? I Don't Like Pain and Punishment by Lord Colm & jade -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Confusing Terms One of the most common things a new submissive has questions about is the "pain and punishment" category. Most of this confusion stems from the combining of the various groups found in the lifestyle into one large group called BDSM. Within the term BDSM we have at least three major factions, all with different needs and motivations. Perhaps breaking it down into BD, D/s and SM will make things a bit clearer. · BD - Bondage and Discipline - There's not much of a mystery here. The Deviant's Dictionary defines it as: Sometimes B/D, B&D. Bondage and Discipline. Sometimes used interchangeably with SM but more strictly referring to practices involving bondage and role-playing or humiliation but little or no pain. Sometimes thought to stand for Bondage and Domination, but see also DS. See al

Am I So Bad?
There are over 75,000 Members on here, and yet I have not been able so far to find myself a single Pen pal? Am I so bad? I admit that I am nothing special, but only an ordinary man, but my only quest in writing to pen pals, is to try and find a profound and transcendent meaning to friendship. What I write is from the heart to the heart. I am not like Politicians who, when an election is approaching, with well-rehearsed words, will shake the hands of the people and kiss babies, and then, when the lection is over and they are elected, where is the love for the people, where is the love of the babies? Gone, gone for ever. But I have no ambition for financial gain or otherwise. As I keep saying, my only quest in writing to pen pals, is to try and find a profound and transcendent meaning to friendship which, I believe is sorely and sadly lacking in our world today. The world is now in turmoil, wars and killings are a daily occurrence in many parts of the world; rapes and muggi

Amish Hand Warmer
> >An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold >blustery day. > >The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother >replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." > >The daughter did and her hands warmed up! > >The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend that said, "My >hands are freezing cold." > >The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will >warm >them up." He did and it warmed his hands. > >The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. > >He said, "My nose is cold." > >The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm >it >up." He did and it warmed his nose. > >The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he >said, >"My penis is frozen solid."< BR> >The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, >and >she says to her mother, "H

Am I Serious????
God is there something wrong with me? Am I really just supposed to get used to the tightness in my chest, the impulsive urges to hurt myself or others, WHY do i just get things halfway ok then fuck them up??? I don't get it. Why do I have to live in fear of seeing people? Why do I have to relive things in my head everyday just because I can't get over it? I am about to spill my guts to a fucking public blog and just say fuck it. but im gonna save myself and not do that.

Amish Chicken Casserole
8 oz broad egg noodles 1/2 cup butter 8 oz fresh mushrooms, slice 1/3 cup flour 2 cups chicken broth 1 cup milk salt and pepper, to taste 1/3 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese 2 cups cooked chicken, cut in cubes generous pinch of rubbed sage Cook noodles as directed on package. Melt butter and cook mushrooms in a large skillet until lightly browned. Stir in flour and blend in with a fork or slotted spoon. Stir in milk and broth and seasonings; whisk sauce constantly until thickened. Combine sauce, noodles and chicken. Adjust seasonings to taste. Place in a 2 quart casserole dish. Sprinkle top with Parmesan cheese and bake at 350°F for 30 minutes.

Am I Strange ????
I am almost 30, and I am single.. Which to some would be horrible, but to me, its not.. Call me crazy but I love my friends(the VERY few I have), and I love my son, he rocks, and really right now that is all I need. So, FOR THE LAST TIME, I am not strange cause I dont want to meet a man and live happily ever after. My happily ever after will come, when its damn good and ready. Quit trying to rush me!! THE END !! LOL !!

Am I Stalking You Or Why All The Luv?
One word. Points! And a little pay back to those that rate me as well. My current scheme is this. If you fan me, rate me an 11 or 10 or rate one of my photos an 11 I: Rate your profile a 10 (all I can) Become a fan of you Rate all the pics in your default folder (bandwidth allowing) On occasion I do this to random people I see go by with an interesting profile pic. Either way I get pretty good odds on those people coming back and rating more and fanning me. Lots of points for everybody. I used to only fan people I thought had interesting pics but started the above to improve the point flow. Now it is confusing as to which fans have the good pics so I'll drop them a friend request too. That reminds me I probably need to go through my fan list and drop a few friend requests. Basically if you not in my family then I really do not know much about you. But then as I see it this site is really all about the points. If you actually think I'm someone you would like to talk to

Am I Seeing Things?
Her eyes seemed broken, When I saw her that day. My eyes froze on hers, I could not take them away. In my mind I wondered, Why in her I saw pain. If I tried to help her, What would she have to gain. If I reach out to her, And in fact her pian is real. Do I have it in me, To heal her really heal. This is my delemia My quandry if you will. I really want to help her, But here I am standing still.

Am I Strong Enough To Love You Again?
¡Ah mi amor! Yo le veo en mis sueños cada vez mis ojos admiran los cielos para un sueño pacífico. Cuándo usted toma mi duerme, consigo caliente y molestado perdiendo su toque, su beso, su sonrisa. ¿Dónde fue usted? ¿Por qué aquí soy dejado soñar acerca de usted cuando tengo suerte para oír su voz en un teléfono, mientras usted está a millares de millas? Cómo sea fácil para usted estar lejos de mí y me sale aquí solo, preguntándose lo que soy supongo hacer mientras usted es ido. La manera usted haría el amor a mí y haría mi entero soy me siento que bailaba arriba en los cielos, volando con los ángeles. ¿Regresará usted a mí como el hombre que tuvo el poder de hacerme deseo al hombre que usted estuvo a mí? ¿Piensa usted que acabo de aceptar usted cuando usted regresa, después de que cómo usted me hiciera me siento después de que usted fuera sacado de mi vida? ¡Sus palabras, sus palabras dañosas que dispararon por mi total que es, y dejó el corazón quebrantado en pies! Su familia dijo que

Amish Friendship Bread
AMISH FRIENDSHIP BREAD Important tips: No metal utensils & Do NOT refrigerate Starter: 1 C. Flour 1 C. Sugar 1 C. Milk DIRECTIONS: Put ingredients in a zip lock baggie and do the following On the days indicated. Day 1 Do nothing Day 2 Squeeze excess air out of bag Day 3 Squeeze bag Day 4 Squeeze bag Day 5 Squeeze bag Day 6 Add one cup EACH Sugar, Flour, and Milk Day 7 Squeeze bag Day 8 Squeeze bag Day 9 Squeeze bag Day 10 Add one cup EACH Sugar, Flour, and Milk Take 3 cups mixture and put one cup at a time into new zip lock bags. This is now starter for your friends. To your batter, add the following ingredients: 2 C. Flour 1 C. Sugar 1 C. Oil 1/2 C. Milk 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 2 tsp cinnamon 1 lg. box vanilla instant pudding mix Grease your bread pan and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar.

Am I Stupid
Love of my life Well I don’t know where I come from or do I care but I know I have two loving parents. I had a decent life, just didn’t know what I wanted until I met this woman and she was the best thing in my life. I guess I was dumb when we first talk To start with, I was married but I was trying to take care of it myself but I didn’t tell her about it. When she back me in the corner, I told her about that and all my skeletons. Then a month later I had friend and an ex-wife send me some dirty pictures that I had no knowledge of. So I told her that I wasn’t going to get on the computer after that. Then I started a yahoo and my space account to see picture of my son that I never seen before from the last marriage. That made her mad. So I close all of them too. So for 10 to 12 months, I didn’t do anything wrong, far as I know of, and try do to what she wanted. I was happy and I thought she was too. I really tried to do the right thing and one day I lied about what time I got

Am I Sick?
"am I sick" I asked "yes you are" I answer "will I ever get better" I inquired "only if I want you too" I replied they say I am angry, they say I am hostile at all times. is this you that is doing this to me? do you control me? I am you, I own you. you are mine to toy with as I wish. I am your fears. I am your depression. I am the reason you cry, I am the reason you do not die. I see the good you have in you and I hide it from your surface. I am the brother to your demons and I let them escape from your locked doors. why do you torment me? what did I ever do to you to cause you so much hatred for me. Hate? I do not hate you, I do not hate myself. Hate is when you want nothing more to do with some one or some thing. I enjoy you. I take pride in twisting you and bending you as I see fit. I was happy once......... I was asleep. I had a life once, friends and a close family....... I was asleep. I had a fiance'......... I woke up. I had dreams, goa

Am I Stupid?
I hate when guys go after really young girls, truly disgusts me and I dont get it. Why on earth would you want to be with someone who is less than half your age? Yeah if you are wondering why i have this as nsfw its cause I dont really want ya to report me for using bad words...And i cant be arsed to edit them either. Thats me just live with it or dont... I dont mean any offence but why would you be interested in even talking to someone who is so young they dont even know where babies come from...? Would any of you fathers out there like your daughters to talk to strange men that should have far better judgement than to be chatting up young girls? Really truly would you? I have a daughter and it truly makes me sick to the stomach that anyone would call a teenager. what the fuck?...no offence btw... Truly drives me up the fucking wall thinking about it... Anywhoo, I just wanted to rant for a bit... Cheers and good luck From the old Beyotch!

Amish Sex Ed
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up". He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother sai

The Amish Farmer
*********** GOT TO LOVE THEM AMISH *********** An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: (in German), "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s**t in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."

Am I Stupid?
I like playing the fruit mix-up game on here, so I just let fubar match me up with a random player. If that player happens to be a guy, I dont care, but 99% of the time the guy leaves before the game starts. Whats up with that, for pete's sake, it is just a game, on the freakin internet!!!! Is this just a place for guys to come and meet women for sex? If it is someone tell me, I guess I should go somewhere else for friends and fun. I guess I just never noticed how stupid us guys are at times, or it could just be denile....LOL

Amish
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s___ in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."

Am I Stupid?
Am I stupid for loving someone who doesn't love me back? Am I stupid for waiting around on him? Am I stupid because everybody tells me that he's gonna come around and I believe it? Am I stupid for hanging out with him and staying late watching movies, knowing that he doesn't feel for me the way I feel for him? Am I stupid for wanting to talk to him everyday? AM I stupid because I listen when people say that he will come around if I give him time? Does any of this make me stupid? I don't know what to think or what to do about any of this shit...

Amish Sex
Amish Sex An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.' The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'. He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.' The following day the daughter was driving in the bu

The Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."

Amish Farmer
Amish Farmer An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have done their business in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" ? ? The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Translation: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.') The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.' The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

Amish Handwarmer
The Amish Hand Warmer... An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said , "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and hesaid, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever hea

Am I Sexy?
This what I read about me. OMFG...It's really me...especially the part about no self control! lol I can't imagine a more accurate description...not so sure about the "sexy" thing though. ;) -------------------------------------------------- JULY = SEXY Outgoing personality. TAKES RISKS. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an 'every thing's peachy' attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. In need of 'that someone'. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by 'no pain no gain'. CARING. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. Charming or 'beautiful' to everyone. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A FIGHTER.

Amish Friendship Bread
**DO NOT USE METAL BOWL OR SPOON FOR MIXING **DO NOT REFRIGERATE **IF AIR GETS IN THE BAG LET IT OUT **IT IS NORMAL FOR THE BATTER TO THICKEN,BUBBLE,AND FERMENT DAY 1 THIS IS THE DAY YOU GET THE BATTER,DO NOTHING 2 SQUEEZE THE BAG 3 SQUEEZE THE BAG 4 SQUEEZE THE BAG 5 SQUEEZE THE BAG 6 ADD 1 CUP FLOUR,1 CUP SUGAR,1 CUP MILK 7 SQUEEZE THE BAG 8 SQUEEZE THE BAG 9 SQUEEZE THE BAG 10 COMBINE IN A LARGE BOWL:THE BAG OF BATTER,1 CUP MILK,1 CUP FLOOR,1 CUP SUGAR. MIX WITH A WOODEN SPOON OR SPATULA,POUR OUT 3 ONE CUP "STARTERS"INTO LARGE ZIP-LOCK BAGS.KEEP ONE OR TWO BAGS FOR YOURSELF ( YOU MAY FREEZE THE STARTER BAGS) TO THE REMAINING BATTER ADD: 1 CUP OIL 1 CUP SUGAR 3 EGGS 1 1/2 TSP BAKING POWDER 1/2 TSP BAKING SODA 1/2 TSP SALT 2 CUPS FLOUR 1/2 CUPS MILK 1 TSP CINNAMON 1 LARGE BOX INSTANT VANILLA,BANANA,OR LEMON PUDDING POUR INTO 2 LARGE GREASED AND SUGARED LOAF PANS(SPRINKLE BOTTOM OF PAN AND TOP OF BATTER WITH SUGAR AND CINNAMON) BAKE@325 FOR 1 HOUR

Amish Woman
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs,the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. A few days later, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs, it will warm up." He did, and his nose quickly warmed up. Again, the next day, the boyfriend is driving with the daughter and he told her, "My penis is frozen solid." She once again, gave her standard advice. Later that day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her Mother. She asked, "Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concer

Am I Scared?
just thinking ... there is someone i really truly like ... and i am scared to get involved only because i know if and when i do i will fall so hard to that person and i am scared i am going to get hurt! he is a great guy! i love hanging out with him and we have great conversations about anything! we can sit and talk for hours on end and its okay ... he has always been there for me when i need something if he can and is always there with a lending hand even if i dont need anything. sometimes when i need a hug i can call him or randomly see him and get a hug and it makes the rest of the world go away! should i be scared and jump of just sit back and let it all slip away? im so tired of bein hurt and i am not going to jump unless im jumpin with two feet in the water!!

Am I Sexually Powerful?
You Are Sexually Powerful Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane. You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person. You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality. And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough! Are You Sexually Powerful?

Am I Sweet Or Salty?
You Are a Sweet Person When it comes to snacks, you're more likely to grab some candy than heat up a pizza. There's a good chance you're female (women prefer sweet snacks)... Or at least, you prefer to be in the company of women. Your tastes are simple and predictable. You are young at heart. You tend to crave food you can just grab and eat. Are You Sweet or Salty?

9/24/08 2am'ish?
well monday was frikn nuts. im drivin dads tracker and it catches on fire.....and the exeter(ri.) fire dept. puts it out. ...apperently 1 of the ff's was driving on the other side of the free way and saw it on fire...turned around and followed me..... so when i got out of the car....there was a fire truck no more than 2 minutes behind me....... he said they were on the way back from putting out a house fire and saw me...so they pulled a u-turn and poof....no more fire... but other than th@.....it was a hard day forme without mom....i walked around outside and was remembering times over the years when she was there.....was kinda like watching home movies in my mind. so that was rough i guess. other than that ...pete n i went for sushi at lunch...and pretty much hung out 4 the rest of the day. so now i go to bed. i have to work willie nelson 2morrow @ the mohegan...so i need sleeps. rp

Amish Casserole
INGREDIENTS: 1 pound ground beef 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed tomato soup 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/8 teaspoon black pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup 1 (12 ounce) package wide egg noodles 10 slices American cheese -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONS: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add egg noodles and cook until tender, about 7 minutes. Drain and return to the pan. Mix in the cream of chicken soup until noodles are coated. Crumble the ground beef into a large skillet over medium-high heat. Drain the grease, and stir in the tomato soup, brown sugar, pepper and salt. Spread half of the beef in the bottom of a greased 2 1/2 quart casserole dish. Arrange 5 slices of cheese over the beef. Top with half of the noodles, then repeat layers ending with cheese on top. Bake for 35 minutes in the prehea

Amish Sex....
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.' The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'. He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.' The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?' Slightly concerned the moth

The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son.....” Go get your mother."

Am I Sane Anymore?
So I'll just lay it out. A year and a half ago my brother called me and said he couldn't live anymore, he had no purpose and his life was going nowhere so he wanted to just kill himself. I offered to let him move in with me and help him try and get back on his feet, I told him that was all I could offer and he flew down a week and a half later. I was making amazing money at the time so when he arrived with half a duffle bags worth of his belongings (mostly pictures, notebooks, and a few broken cd's) I offered to get him clothes since all he had was the ones on his back which were stained and ripped. I took him to a store and got him $400 worth of clothes, and since he looked like a crack addict I bought about $300 worth of groceries which he ate in 2 days. A month later he got a job, when he did I opened a second phone line and he paid me for the first month, 2 weeks later he lost his job. I have a huge heart and he kept saying he was looking for jobs and such, so I paid to feed hi

Am I Sure It Will Pass??
you know i consider myself to be a pretty good person, yet i seem to always find myself hurt, or broken. Im tired of letting someone in just to have them kill me slowly from the inside out. Im tired of all the lies and the "i love yous"....do yourself a favor and live and let die..like they say, often its the most deserving people who cannot help loving the one that destroys them. I do have one thing to say to you mathew allen loura....you're not my favorite mistake you are just a simple regret. i thought i knew who you were, but watch how fast and watch how well i FORGET............

Amish Farmers Lose Court Battle Against Rfid
Michigan farmers have failed in their attempt to block the introduction of RFID tags for cattle, despite arguments about the cost and the risk of upsetting an otherwise benevolent deity. The case was bought by the catchily-named Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defence Fund (FTCLDF), representing small farmers in Michigan as well as a group of six Amish farmers: the former concerned about the cost of the tags, while the latter were more worried about eternal damnation brought on by applying numbers to God's own cattle. The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) tried to get the case dismissed back in November last year, but only now has it managed to have the case thrown out on the basis that it is a Michigan ruling and thus subject to state laws, rather than part of any agenda being set by the USDA as part of the National Animal Identification System (NAIS), against which the plaintiff's case was based. Even in Michigan the law is intended to be voluntary, but the plaintiffs clearly believe tha

Am I Stuck Up?
It's come to my attention that I appear stuck up... 2 different people have mentioned this to me so it can't just be the one person that thinks it because they don't like me. I admit I like nice things and are used to a certain way of life...but stuck up? I thought there was a difference between having standards and being stuck up. Well...am I? I know most of you, being my friends would be all like 'NO wai! blah blah blah'...but I'd like some brutal honesty please. :) Pretend it's a mumm.=D

Am I Still Your Man?
Am I still your man?By: The One25-APRIL-2010My heart is bleeding,My life has no meaning,Everything has fallen to pieces.I have this feeling,It was great in the beginning,But now it needs a lot of healing.I have a girlfriend,She started as just a friend,Now she means more (to me) than just any woman.I cannot see,My life without thee,Won't you please contact me.I love you so,Please don't go,Just let me know...Where do we stand,In this crazy land,Tell me - am I still your man?

Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.The Amish man shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!”(Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!”)The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!”The Amish man shouts back in English: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”

Amish Joke
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.'He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.He said, 'My nose is cold.' The girl replied 'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'He did and warmed his nose. The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.' The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she asks, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'Concerned, the mother said, 'Why yes of course . . . . . why do you ask?'

Am I To You?
Am I to you the shadow you can't shake? You are to me the cause of this Heartache. I know what there was is now gone. I know that I could never be the one. I am lost I can't breath I can't sleep. So many wasted tears yet I still weep. Am I to you The thing in which you fear? So much you dare not keep me near. Why do you hide, Why are you scared? You could have loved me if you dared. So run now, turn from what I would give. Play your games, pretend to live. But please tell me what am I to you?

Am I Thin And Pretty Enough For You?
This is just sick....... how much before you're thin enough? Girls: Stop calling each other fat. People take that seriously. And this is what can happen. Guys: You call a girl fat. You tell her to lose some weight. But is this attractive to you?? I didn't think so.

Am I The Only One ????
Am I the only one who thinks that a lot of the problems we are seeing in our daily news, is a direct result of liberals taking over our sense of judgment over the last 20 years ?? I don't remember hearing about an epidemic of obease children, taking guns to schools, or overly sensitive people that blame "rage" for their lack of control. Not every child needs to be rewarded every day. A "Honor Roll" on the wall dosen't need to include every child in the rooms picture on it. If there is no chalenge to acheive then whats the point ?? Parents, take notice !! Notice what your childern are watching, reading and who they are talking to. Turn off the TV and computers and go outside !! Without rules and boundries we will be a lost nation. Thank you for reading this. I hope more of us think back to our own childhood, the one without video games or MTV. We survied !!! So will our childern today ! Mark

Am I The Only Cat Left Who's Not A Dj???
Apparently, I'm the only person on the CT who doesn't have or DJ for a radio lounge. Every time I see a bulletin, it's someone plugging their station of the day. That's cool, but it's really interfering with everyone else screaming for profile/picture rating! When I started on this site, there was only one station I went to...Evolutionz. Being as easy-going as I am, I could never understand cats getting all dramatic in the lounge. I mean, the last thing I can imagine is getting upset at someone on the internet...who happens to be THOUSANDS of miles away and is probably a loser! Maybe not a loser, but pretty much NOT in my life. Next thing I saw was a split on that station...welcome to the CT (LC at the time) Temptation X Radio! Not that I cared one way or the other. I like...no, make that LOVE...music. Unfortunately, my tastes are not very mainstream, so it was never like the format was all that interesting to me. Of course, if I saw a lot of Tiger Army, Killing Joke, The

Am I Too Nice????
Well, the owner of the little dog that I rescued called me a little while ago.. she was crying and said she really wanted Sassy back.. she said her kids all disowned her and Sassy was all she had... She promised me she would take her to the vet and said she would take her to my vet so I knew she had taken her... said her brother was going to help her financially to get her to the vet.....and being the softy I am... I let her go and told her that I wanted to see her being taken care of... I know how she feels.. my pets are just like my kids.....I have had them since they were 6 weeks old..... Sassy was snapping at my dogs so I was unsure I was going to be able to keep her... I hope I did the right thing.....At least I see her all the time to get updates on her condition!!

Am I Too Nice???
Sometimes I have to wonder if there is such a thing as "too nice". When you're too nice, people think they can walk all over you. When you're too nice, you get hurt. When you're too nice, people get the impression that you're a push over.

Am I The Only One
days have passed and still no sign of us not a hint of what used to be when you lived in that part of me this blinding silence lives in every room of what once was a happy home now we're sitting here all alone could this be that it was all a lie and we're just afraid to say good-bye am i the only one who sees what we've become i see no sense in going on or asking what went wrong we sit and stare at what could be we both just grew apart you see and through no fault of my own it's our house but not a home it's strange to know there's truth in what i say baby, i know you feel the same and the truth is no one's to blame two lonely dreamers playing by the rules all we thought of was me and you now we're faced with the truth i'd love to say that this is all a lie but that just means i'm scared to say good-bye could this be that it was all a lie and we're just afraid to say good-bye days have passed and still no sign of us not a hint of what used to be

Am I The Only Bald Fucker Here ?
OK i understand I have no hair, I shave the shit off so I'm aware of the Goddamn situation. But it never fuckin fails some brainless fuck-tard with the IQ of a chicken nugget makes a bald joke. Is it that goddamn funny, does the back of my head say " laugh is you can see my scalp". Granted most of this shit is from brainless fuckin rednecks who spout off "Git-R-Done" 500 times a day like its gonna bring the second comming of christ. I mean fuck, do you really think my hair style is funny with that "my Dad and Mom are cousins who like to fuck in the toolshed" look on your face, cause that mullet and can of Skoal are bound to keep the ladies moanin Cleatus. Why the fuck am I more pissed now that I've vented? What I wouldn't give for 15 fuckin minutes of amunity and a goddamn ballbat. ‡KRUM‡

Am I This
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only beca

Am I The One That Is Wrong?
is bad for me to want a life as uncomplicated as possible? i look around me at the nasty nature of unnecessary mess in people's lives and i ask myself "why do they put up with that?" but apparently i am the one with the real problem because i DO NOT enjoy the unnecessary complications. all this mess with family, friends, work, love, etc. is acceptable status quo, and because i avoid bullshit, i'm looked upon as weird. they ask me, "that's never happened to you?" or "you've never had to do that?" HELL NAW, because i don't accept that the world is meant to be complicated like that. don't give me the BS that this is just the way the world is. if it is, i don't want anything to do with the world because it is ridiculous, REALLY! now i know that sometimes life just gets crazy and you are at a loss and you just don't know what to do with the situations it hands you. but that when you need simplicity the most to stop, clear your head, and set your path. don't be caught up in

Am I That Horrible?!?!
I need some love! I feel like a crushed lightbulb, all outta shine...been dicked over again by a guy I thought actually cared...I'm about to put my heart on lockdown, cause if you can't get to it, then you can't break it again...I think I'm right about that. I hope so anyways....

Am I The Only One?
Feeling what I feel. I do not think I am. I at least hope I am not. (BLUSHES). I think if it was possible I be bouncing off the walls right now like a looney toon. It feels great to be alive. Times like this I want to be soaring the skies on the Bat line......and I would have someone with me sharing the moment. :)

Amityville Horror.......
The Amityville Horror The Amityville Horror is one of the most documented and well-known cases of a haunted house in the history of paranormal research. The story - which was alleged to have happened to the Lutz family when they moved into a large Dutch colonial house at 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville - has been the subject of a series of best-selling books and a string of movies. When George and Kathy Lutz, along with Kathy's three children, first moved into their new house in Amityville on December 18th, 1975, they thought they had found their dream home. That is, of course, until that dream became a living nightmare, as they started experiencing the strange paranormal occurrences which eventually drove them out of the house. Prior to the Lutzes' occupation of the Amityville house, the residence had been the scene of a horrific murder spree. On November 13th, 1974, 23-year-old Ronald DeFeo shot dead his father, mother and four younger siblings. However, not being supers

Am I To Be Happy?
I dwell so deep within myself that I have never seen the light of day. The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. Depression is a part of everyday life. The birds chirp for someone else, The day warms the lives of everyone, but me. Happiness lies near, but my mind won't let my heart reach for it, and happiness never knew. I live in a prison, solitary confinement. Fear is my guard. Nothing stops happiness from reaching me, only me from it. I am sure that if I can ever grasp it that the barrier will be forever shattered. How do you break through invisible bars? What is it like to touch something you've never had? I am confined to myself, Just me and my sadness. done by christine

Am I The Next To Be "discovered?"
Apparently last week I applied to enter a pop culture contest in Florida. I don't remember any of it. I was probably high and thought I was entering a pot culture contest or something. I don't know. Anyway, they called me up today for an interview. It caught me a little off guard. Here's how it went: Rick: Hi, this is Rick from fashionrock dot com. Is this "Dirtyelo?" ME: No. This is Dirty. Rick: How old are you, "Dity?" ME: Uhh.. I'm young enough to dream about being a pop star but old enough to call you an asshole over the phone. Rick: Please hold while I transfer you to a fashion rock representative that will begin your interview. (while I'm on hold, they play Backstreet Boys) Leslie: Hello. My name is Leslie. ME: That was the worst hold music I've ever heard. Leslie: ...I am Leslie and I will be interviewing you today. Which category of the fashion rock contest are you interested in applying for? ME: What are my options? Leslie: We have contests fo

Am I The Only One??
I am so agrivated to keep trying these stupid surveys. I have started them atleast 5 times an only to be shot down with the answer you are not qualified or something to that effect. Personally I am finished attempting these waste of time surveys..

Amitola Nidawi Needs Something Right Now
Amitola Nidawi NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 70,457 points = Fuberlord. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. Amitola Nidawi :{FuWife to Dj_MEKO}:@ fubar REPOST PLZ. THANKS IN ADVANCE. pimpout has been brought to you by: CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!@ fubar

Am I The Only One??
Am I the only one on here that is annoyed when people upload 10, 20, 30, or more photos of them basically in the same pose? This is ridiculous. I mean, come on, pick a few photos out of the 30 and upload them. There is no need to upload all 30 or so photos you had taken of yourself in the same pose just with a little differences, like a smile in one, a frown in another, a wink in another, a thumbs up in another, etc. THEY ARE THE SAME BASIC POSE! I probably am the only one who thinks it is too much. I try to rate every person's photo on my friends lists here and it gets tougher when a few people upload 30 or so photos of the same dang pose. Now I have to rate all your photos and it takes my attention of rating other friends who posted photos that are not in a bunch of them in the same pose. Not even magazines do that. They pick 1 or 2 photos of the entire set and use those and put the others away. I know I do not HAVE TO rate every photo, but I will not know where I left off and I alre

Am I The Only One Who Thinks Of This Stuff?
Okay I don't know about you but working in a medical facility and for an ear, nose and throat doctor occasionally we will get operator telephone assisted calls. If you don't know what this is an operator will be on the other end saying..."this is operator 2457 and I have a relay call from "Mr. So and so" please hold for message....then they will type to the deaf person the deaf person types back to the operator and the operator relays the message to you, but when she does she is so blahsay about it and almost monitone and when she is done reading the type she will say..."over" meaning they are done and you should respond. They have done a few bits on Howard Stern with this idea. But I was thinking...OMG what if someone wanted to call a sex chat line and were deaf! Could you imagine! The funny part is the operator must relay anything typed or said! I bet those operators have some great stories! hmmmmm wonder if any of them have a blog ;)

Am I The Sexiest...go And Bomb Me Then!!!!!!!!1
DO YOU THINK I'M THE SEXIEST MEMBER AT DIMENSION=X? COME LET ME AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOW. GIVE ME COMMENTS ...CLICK ON MY PIC AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS U CAN...COME ON .. YOU KNOW U LOVE ME... (repost of original by 'SweetSuzieQ**AKA ** &LOUNGE MANAGER@dimension=x' on '2008-02-19 09:03:58')

Am I The Only One..........
...that has one of those "wonderful friends" that needs a little refresher class on what true friendship is all about? One of those friends that you never hear from until they need a favor? You know when they want something, because out of the blue, they contact you and will basically talk your ears off and manage to slide in asking for that favor. Of course, I normally do the favor, because I try to be there for my friends. As soon as the favor is done, the contact is again stopped. It's not so much that they ask for the favors. But be a friend all the time, not just when you need something. I myself ask my friends for favors at times. That is what friends do for each other. But I can honestly say that I try to be the best friend I can be all the time, not just when I need something. I don't like being used and I don't like users. I guess I just miss the friendship that was once shared between myself and the person I am speaking of. And yes, I've tried to talk to them about i

Am I?: The Biggest Asshole On Fubar
On average, I would say there are anywhere between, 3 and 10 complaints a week written about me. It’s like there is a portion of the Fubar blogging community that has formed a complaint box in my honor. The hilarious part is how they fail to realize that all they do is continue to keep the buzz of Tales From My Ball Sack alive. There are leisure gentleman and trailer trash in heels type bloggers that would kill for that kind of buzz. (Thanks by the way!) Consensus: Pacey is an asshole Thanks for heads up! The sky is blue and shit smells bad too. In order to write some of the stuff I write, you have to be an asshole. So, I decided that I would dissect some of the things that make me an asshole, and share them directly with the "mindless sheep" (you the readers that bitch) who read this blog in an effort to help you examine why the fuck you guys just refuse to unclick the friendship button. I objectify women- This is my favorite. In case you live in a cave you are

Am I Trying To Do Too Much Too Fast?
Hurried and worried until we're buried And there's no curtain call, Life's a very funny proposition, after all. --George M. Cohan Often, when we involve ourselves in a whirlwind of activities, plans, and expectations, we push ourselves so hard that we don't derive any satisfaction from success. We need to face our limitations. We can't do everything we want. Even when we can do a great deal, if we overextend ourselves, take on too much, we will not enjoy ourselves, and there is no reason not to enjoy our work. Our activities are part of what we are. If we choose to live in a frantic hurry, worrying about the next moment instead of this one, we'll miss life entirely. Part of self-knowledge is learning to pace ourselves to our own speed, learning to set goals we can attain for each day. When we do this, we can say, "Now that I've completed this, I don't have to do one more thing to feel worthwhile." Am I trying to do too much too fast?

Am I To Blame?
Last night on my way home from a friends house, I noticed someone passed out( or looked to be passed out) on the side of the road near a bicycle. I thought about stopping, but I didn't really feel safe due to the area it was in. About 15 minutes later I hear sirens near my house and all kinds of noise. This morning when I woke up, I heard on the radio that a 14 year old boy was struck and killed by a passing car.... That was the same boy that I saw on the side of the road. Stating in the article that will be attached, after I passed by I guess he walked across the 4 lane highway and was hit by two vehicles. Now, Should I feel bad for not stopping to see if the person was okay and maybe saving his life? Or should I look at it as it was his time to be called up to heaven? Here is the link to show proof... http://www.journal-news.com/hp/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/08/20/hjn082008hamiltonfatal.html

Am I The Only One Tired Of The Geico Cave Men Yet?
Good Morning. Have you seen or heard of these Tax Lawyers that help with IRS back taxes? I mean come on…are they not inciting people to not pay their taxes and then they can help? You know they do not come right out and say don’t pay your IRS Tax however, when they show clients they have helped save 7/8 of their tax burden to the government why wouldn’t others think, well hell…we can save on taxes! I would think the government is not someone you want to pick a fight with over money…I am not saying, just saying (hell if I want to piss off the IRS) people who see those commercials or hear them on the radio are going to start the wheels turning. Also, can we please either shave the damned Geico Cave Men or at least make them look like regular Jo’s and not Charles Manson! I am like every time I see those two shmucks the wheels in my head turn and make me think of that goofball. How about saying Geico so easy Jeff Foxworthy’s 5th Graders can do it…I would rather give press time to kids t

Am I Too Negative?
You Are a Little Negative... You can be negative from time to time, but you rarely go overboard. You have a realistic view of the world, and most people appreciate your honest insights. Like everyone else, you have your darker moods. But when you're feeling super negative, you keep your feelings to yourself. Are You Too Negative?

Am I The Father Of Your Child?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Am I The Only One That Cares About Shit Any More
THIS WAS AN EMAIL SENT TO ME FROM SOMEONE WHO SAW A BULLY OF MINE THAT I POSTED LIKE WEEKS AND WEEKS AGO... IM LOOKING FOR ONE FEMALE THAT HAD EMAILED ME SOME TIME AGO AND I SWEAR IM TURNING OFF MY EMAIL THING RIGHT NOW.. I'VE COMPLETLEY HAD IT.. I'VE BEEN SEARCHING THROUGH HUNDRENDS OF EMAILS AND IT WAS JUST A WEEK OR TWO AGO WHEN THIS ONE LADY EMAILED ME.. WELL AS I'M OFF DOING THAT TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT ALL MY UNREAD MESSAGES CAUSE IT DOES MAKE ME FEEL BAD I IGNORE THEM BUT ITS TO OVERWHELMING I RAN INTO A SUBJECT THAT GRABED MY ATTENTION. SO I OPENED IT. THEN I READ IT.. THIS IS WHAT IT SAID.. Same thing happened to me but i was in a giveaway hosted by hot marina for a 1 year vip i am a single mom of 2 disabled kids and by the time gas is paid for and medicine for all 3 of us plus monthly bill i don’t have the extra to pay for a vip so i thought the giveaway was a good way to get one but she decided she wasn’t going to pay the others she just wanted the points so i gave u

Am I The Only One That Wants To Get Married
'm curious, do you want to get married and have kids? Lately I've felt like I'm probably the only one in the world who actually wants a committed relationship, and that everyone just wants to be a whore! (I'm a whore sometimes too, but I don't buy into the hey, let's be a whore for life idea!) " what you got if you don't got love? " " sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand " " when you figure out that love is all that matters after all, it sure makes everything seem so small " OKAY, damnit I admit I've probably been listening to too much Carrie Underwood But really, I know people who have hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank WHO CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT, who feel BROKE -- you know, the ones who bitch for 30 minutes with their bank to get a 2 dollar fee removed -- who think about money all day, and when they're not thinking about money, they're thinking about money Money's good, you can buy nice things and I'm a sucker f

Am I The Only One
Days have passedAnd still no sign of usNot a hint of what used to beWhen you lived in that part of meNow we're sitting here all aloneCould this be that it was all a lieAnd we're afraid to say good-byeAm I the only oneWho sees what we've becomeI see no sense in going onOr asking what went wrongWe sit and stare at what could beWe both just grew apart you seeIt's strange to knowThere's truth in what I sayBaby, I know you feel the sameAnd the truth isNo one's to blameTwo lonely dreamersPlaying by the rulesAll we thougth ofWas me and youNow we're facedWith a simple truthI'd love to say that this is all a lieBut that just means I'm scared to say good-bye

Am I The Only One
Where is everybody?As I take a look around, nobody around to see meNobody around to hear me, nobody around to dream am I really sound asleepOr am I really not, my thoughts are disabledI dropped on the tableAnd I really can't remember what's going onI'm holding onFor stability, abilityTo balance is shot just like my memoryI'm feeling so weak, I feel like I was asleep for weeksMy cheeks are so pale so bleak I reekBut I'm more concerned with the streaks of bloodLooks like they were drug down the hallwayI'm so afraid there's so much bloodAnd I don't know if I'm going the wrong way Haunting noises coming from across the lobby, Fuck thatI'm taking the long way back down the hallwayThat I up and crawled from collapsedHow did all of this happen, started to call and screamThat when I saw what I thought was a police, save me pleaseAm I the only one in this town that's aliveAm I the only one in this town that survivedAm I the only one in this town that's aliveAm I the only one in this town that s

Am I The Only One?
For weeks now I've noticed something in Ryan's pictures. I even made a comment on the picture that I'll link you to later about it, but he never approved it or replied to me. Why is it that when, to me, an obvious fake picture is pointed out......nothing is said? It's treated like it's gold. I'm sorry, but in MY opinion, the signs posted on the picture AND in the few that are posted before and after....they are all the same. What I'm suppose to believe is that they made multiple signs EXACTLY alike and put them in many different locations? Sure, sounds good. But why is it the lighting on every sign posted is the same, no matter what the shadowing on the rest of the picture looks like. Also, there is NO WAY a person came make.....even 2....signs exactly the same with no difference in writing. Every person that I've seen makes something different about the way they write. That's why when you give a handwriting sample they make you fill the whole page with the same thing. A person writes

Am I The Only One?
So here I am stuck in Hell and I am wondering where in the hell did I go wrong? I think I got things all figured out and that I am finally on the rd to stability and routine again just to have it all go to hell in a hand basket. I cant seem to get to where I am going and I am not in any way going to remain stuck here or going back to where I was...ugh. My phone is shut off and I don't have anyone left that I can call on for help. People just love running their mouths and getting up in my business when their own lives are a fucked up mess and yet I am wondering why I seem to be the only one that sees this shit. I mean like do people not see all the hate and drama that is being spread or the fact that by egging it on or spreading things heard/overheard/disclosed to you that you are only feeding in to the drama??? And wtf is up with ppl stealing lately????? ppl I dnt even know are stealing things from me and then the people that are trying to be my "friend" and help me are actually callin

Am I The Devil ????
He came round last night and the converstion steered towards God. He said something that made me believe he believed in God (fucking hell!!). So I asked him if he believed in God and he replied in his thick Yorkshire accent : Must do !!! I'm going out with the Anti-Christ !!

Am I The Devil !!!
He came round last night and the converstion steered towards God. He said something that made me believe he believed in God (fucking hell!!). So I asked him if he believed in God and he replied in his thick Yorkshire accent : Must do !!! I'm going out with the Anti-Christ !!

Am I The Crazy One?
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Am I The Only One - Barenaked Ladies
Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you leave Your hair down in front of your eyes? (chorus) And who do you think I am? And who do you think I'll be without you? Am I the only one who had to dress you up To see how you fell down? Am I the only one who needs you to go, Go on about me? Am I the only one who loves when you leave Your hair down in front of your eyes? (chorus)

Am I Unpatriotic Because I Have A Different Opinion?
Am I unpatriotic because I have my own opinion? Am I unpatriotic because I choose to do better things with my time that to argue with one of my own countrymen? Am I unpatriotic because I respect people for thier individuality? Or is that the true meaning of patriotism. It seems to me that our country was founded on the basic principals of freedom without persecution..of speech, of religion..of political opinion. It seems to me that if people didnt have different opinions there wouldnt be a VOTE in the first place and it seems to me that if there wasnt a CHOICE that it would be a dictatorship. I want to say, first of all,Ive been here two days and that I LOVE CHERRYTAP and I have been greeted with warmth and love all the way around except for ONE person. It would seem I have been labled a bitch by someone because I DIDNT want to argue with someone who doesnt even know me at all. Did you all catch that..I DIDNT want to fight..lol. Well..Shorty, this goes out to you. I even unblocked you

Am I Ur Guy
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'M THE GUY WHO DOESNT MESS WITH OTHER GIRLS CUZ I KNOW I HAVE YOU!! I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the

Am I Undeserving?
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS TREATED SO DIFFERENT BY YOU. ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS NEEDED YOU TO FIX THERE PROBLEMS THE CAME TO YOU WHEN THEY WERE HURTING AND YOU WANTED TO FEEL NEEDED AND FELT MORE OF A MAN CUZ YOU COULD BE THE ARMS THAT HELD THEM OR FIXED THEM. I HAVE NEVER TOLD YOU ANYTHING. I DIDNT NEED SOMEONT TO HOLD ME CUZ I WAS HURTING I JUST WANTED TO BE HELD AND HOLD YOU TO FEEL LOVE. MAYBE YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE ME CUZ I WAS YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON. COULDNT HANDLE THAT, COULD YOU? I GUESS I WAS NOT THE VUNERABLE GIRL YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FIX. I NEVER HURT YOU OR MADE YOU FEEL ANY LESS OF A PERSON. I TREATED YOU WONDERFUL AND MADE YOU AS HAPPY AS I COULD. SO FOR THAT I WAS LEFT AND PUSHED ASIDE FOR SOMEONE WHO CANT HANDLE THEIR OWN SHIT. MY FAULT RIGHT? DONT THINK SO .

Am I Ugly???
I was on a website that I'm also addicted to tonight and I added a picture with the name 'ImaClassyBitch' (you know because I am) and the very first comment I get within 1 minute of setting up the page is "No, your a fat bitch" with the rating of a one. Also just for kicks to see how many people in the world thinks I'm as cute as I say I am I add a picture of myself on HotorNot, I check my rating and its a 4.7. Thats very depressing I don't think I'm a 4.7, I'm atleast a 7, 7.5 on a good day. And I know I'm a big girl but I don't need no DUMB ASS commenting that I'm not classy I'm just fat. To all my blog readers Do you think I'm ugly????

Am I Ugly Or Something
well i think this way because almost everytime i add a person they seem to just not want to talk to me. its a little bit troubling because i love to talk to new people but if they dont wanna talk then its pointless to even be on this site

Am I Virtuous?
You Are Somewhat Virtuous You are occasionally a good person, but you often stop short at doing the right thing. It's just a lot easier (and more fun) to be bad! You do have a reputation to uphold. Deep down, you're a fairly good person. But no one's perfect. You're just a lot less perfect than most people! Where You Are Virtuous You have the virtue of Moderation. You don't do anything at excess, and you avoid extremes You have the virtue of Sincerity. You are not deceitful, and you always have the best intentions. You have the virtue of Industry. You know how to do what's useful and avoid time wasters. Where You Are Not Virtuous You lack the virtue of Silence. You talk too much, and your words aren't as valuable as they could be. You lack the virtue of Cleanliness. You are quite messy... and maybe even a little dirty. You lack the virtue of Order. Many aspects of your life are chaotic and a total mess. Are You Virtuous?

Am I? Would You?
Just as a curiosity, I've been going througn the MUMMs lately, and I see an interesting trend... Seems that some people need reassurance of their Sexuality, or their appeal. Now, some of them I can understand - You can tell it was sheer boredom that made them post. I mean, if you KNOW you're attractive - Why bother asking, right? But it's the ones that ask "Would you fuck me?" that are really amusing to me. Why? Not because they get YES answers - But the ones that get a NO always seem to be so - offended - That someone doesn't like their look, their body, or whatever. So - Is it just for the ego boost? Or is there something ELSE I am missing here?

Am I Weird?
You Are 60% Strange! Based on your score, it seems you do have a healthy dose of strangeness. You aren't THAT far out, but you are somewhat bizarre. Congratulations on being different and having some quirks. It makes you an interesting person!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace

*am I What? Nerdy?! Bite Ur Tongue!!*
You Are 8% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?

Am I Wrong For...
thinking that when a man rates a photo of my half nude a 10 its kinda gay as hell? like i dont assume they are all gay nor do i have a problem with gay people... that being said if you arent gay or have homoish tendencies...why are you looking at me shirtless you damn fruit!?!?!?

Am I Weak?
I am so pissed. As you maybe know, I work with mental ill agressive people. Most of the people think that its a rough, macho culture at my work. It can be, but most of the time its pretty nice to work there. Most of my collegues hate the macho culture everybody thinks it is. Now I will tell you: I am small, normal lenght, love to wear 2 tales in my hair and tight bright clothes. For 1/2 a year ago I suffered from a depression and I had broke my rib during a fight. I got the feeling that some of my collegues now think that I am weak, just because of my looks and deseases. That really pisses me of! Any ideas what to do?

Am I Wrong??
Am I wrong for not wanting to expose myself on cam or in luscious pics?? I mean don't get me wrong they are erotic, and hell I like looking at them myself. But I feel I shouldn't have to take it all off and bear it for you to find me sexy or irristable. I am by far not condoning anyone that does do it, to each their own. NO I don't have the best body! For those that will say "She's just saying this because she don't have a body like this to be showing." NO I don't think i'm all that, but I am a women and that alone makes me beautiful! To those that will say "She thinks her shit don't stink and she too good to put dirty pics on here." YES I maybe! But God and my genes gave me what I have and I intend to make the best of it. To the pretty and petite females that will say "She's just jealous she don't look like this." And men plz don't bash me thinking that I am trying to convince women not to take their clothes off in pics or on cam because that is not the case. Li

Am I Worth It?
Sometimes she puts up walls... Not to keep people out... But to see who cares enough to break them down... Every now and then She starts to run away... Not because she wants to be set free... but because shes scared... wants to know if shes worth chasing down

Am I Wrong?
I know people probably think I'm a sex addict or something(and maybe I am;)) but I just find it fun to do my mums about sex because I like the comments people leave and enjoy reading them, even when they are bashing me....I feel everyone needs a little spice in there life, and one thing is for sure, i love to talk about it! I also appreciate all the offers I get from the guys to help me in my quest t make a porn and to find the right toys to use....its all taken into consideration, but I really only plan to do any of this with the one man i am wanting to be with, and he knows who he is.....and if he reads this, I love you baby! Anyways, keep up with your suggestions and stuff, I love to know what other people think and all replies are good, even the ones that aren't very nice....~kisses~

Am I Wrong For This?
I am not here to please anyone or to pick up anyone, I am here for friends only, and what I do not understand is why one particular guy just will not let the salute pic go, in fact he wanted something further, he wanted me to take a pic with my thong around my neck and having a sign with something like "tequila for my" --- I will let the name out just to keep peace, and constantly asked for my number, but he will not talk to me now, but that is ok, I do not care either way. But here is the odd thing about this situation, he does not trust me, for whatever reason, but he is the one that is a sex offender and has it written all over his profile. I never once asked him any questions about it, I do not judge others on their past, but he has the nerve not trust me? I am the one getting emails from someone telling me to keep my distance from him and watch him for he would be asking for certain pics and numbers etc. and if I do not give it to him, he will not talk to you anymore etc, I

Am I Wrong?
Maybe I am the worst person to walk the earth, or maybe I am just human. I haven't had a good f*ck since - dayum it's been so long i can't even remember. I really need one. And my husband is incapable of that feat. I haven't been able to talk to him since the beginning of our marriage. I had to cut him off from the bank accounts because he kept overdrawing the account. And he lies. Not the huge ones. Just the little sh*t that he knows I already know but lies anyway. I know one of my male friends would have been happy to marry me, had the right circumstances presented themselves. As such he is the best confidant I have, and if we were closer I am sure he would take care of that "other" problem. So now I find myself in need of a "no strings" relationship. On the one hand I feel horrible, but on the other I am feeling like I am getting the brunt of the "for worse" part of the wedding vows. Granted it has only been 2 years, but isn't that enough time to suffer in silence? I am not

Am I Wrong?
Ok so I have been in Cambridge for about a month. Things are going really well for Steve and I. He asked me to marry him and I said yes. I recently got a job and will start on Monday. We have plans to move into his mother's old house once she moves to Florida. The only problem is Steven's older brother Sean. He is 31 years old and is unemployed. He spends anywhere from 12-16 hours a day on Steven's computer using the internet that Steven pays for, playing world of warcraft. He doesnt contribute anything into the house hold what so ever and hasnt had a job in almost 4 years. He constantly keeps saying that he is getting a job, yet never moves from the computer chair. Despite having two jobs practically handed to him(all he had to do was go in and fill out an application and the manager said he would hire Sean) Steven's brother never went. Steven has told him that he needs to get a job and Sean agrees but yet he is still jobless. Sean is also a pathalogical liar and causes all the dr

Am I Wrong For Being Pissed Off??
Okay, I'm a pretty nice person, right? I try to go to everyone's page that visits mine and leaves me any kind of love. Even if you vote on my mumm, I'll rate your profile. (Although, if you act too ignorant in there, I won't! ha!) Anyway, I don't bother anyone, I act civil, do not stir up drama...right? If you know me in any way, you know I am right! I try to be as compliant as I can be with Fubar's policies. Sometimes, someone is quicker than me for marking NSFW pics. :P But when I know they are NSFW for sure, I always try to mark them immediately. Granted, sometimes, my IE or Vista or just the daggone cable acts up and I can't there before someone else does but I get there. And if I do have something that should be marked NSFW, it's just an honest mistake. Hey, I never said I was an angel....an angel with horns is all I ever claimed! ;) Anyway, enough of all this explaining. Let me get to the dirty deed that was done to me tonight. You might say harmless but put yourself in my sho

Am I Worth It?
Not that anyone really reads these anymore since the Fubar changes, but thought I'd write it anyway. Am I worth being a Godfather (mother)? Should I try for it? Would anyone help if I did? Been wondering about the Fubar Tops list to. I'm not willing to do as so many others have, but is it possible to be different and still reach there?

Am I Wasting My Time
I feel like curling up in a ball and sleeping forever I'm tired of waiting for your call so whatever You clain you love me and want me there so why ignore me if you care? After all I've done and would give up for you... There's no quiestion my feelings are true I deserve to know what's on your mind so answer me this... Am i wasting my time???

Am I Weird??? Lol
ok so im not a real big perfume wear'er or anything..lol i smell good enough as it is..hahaha...but i found this body spray that smells awesome..i absoultly love it!! hehe ok but heres the deal...'technically' its guys body spray..haha...so am i weird for wearing it? regardless of what u say..im still going to...i dont need to wear perfume to get any mans attention- hehe i already know even if i smelled like garbage you would still come running ;) haha..but yea...so um am i weirdo? or do u think people even notice? its like the axe spray but smells 10 times better...lol

Am I Wrong..or Medication Time?
if one is hyper sexual are they wrong for having sex alot...ALOT! me and darkness have really been postulating on this quandry for quite some time.....considering we both have extremely short attention spans. safe sex is a given and we are selective so its not like total bad bad icky. i dont think we`re addicts...yet...but how do you get the mind set to just pick one? with so many beautiful people out there i am over stimulated with thoughts all the time!and it is now time for meds...scratch that...we are good girls now..darkness honey, wipe the drool from your chin!

Am I Wrong
Am I Wrong lyrics Well I talk Too much To myself And I turn my back on my faith It's like glass When we Break I wish no one in my place And I've seen You don't need their seeds When the cut goes in deep And I'm lost in sleep I can't stay In this place I can't stand When the room turns round On my fate You give no guarantees There's no promise I can keep I can't stand I can't see my way I feel blind On my feet I can't stay too long Am I wrong? Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck I'm so tired Of my mood And sleep comes With a knife, fork and a spoon You're so pale In your face You let life Get in your way And I've seen You don't need their seeds When the cut goes in deep And I'm lost in sleep Am I wrong? Goodbye, lay the blame on luck

Am I Wrong???
ok.... i am now almost 6 months pregnant. i have already been in the hospital once because the amount of stress in my life almost put me into preterm labor. the doctor told me to cut out the stress in my life or it'll just keep happening. i don't want it to happen. i catch enough stress from my family... i don't need it from my friends... so i decided that i just wasn't going to talk to the ones that put stress on me for a while. one in particular blew up at me... i told him it was nothing personal... i just didn't need the stress. well... he turns around and cusses me out... THREATENS me.... bitches and hollers about me fucking up... and then comes and checks out my page, and puts me in his family. i fuckin' took him off of my friends list and blocked his ass. am i wrong in doing this??? i can not and will not deal with someone that has nothing but drama and bullshit in his life... especially when they try to involve me in all of it. most of you know all of the drama and headaches and

Am I Wrong
am i wrong? would you wait for the one you thought was your love or would you just go on living and not wait? feel guilty for looking at another person, wanting, wishing and hoping he is there waiting for you too, missing you as much as you miss him? would you do whatever it took to be with the one or just go on hoping to find someone close enough and settle yet again? I don't want to settle I want to be happy to see them everyday, to be in his arms when I go to sleep wake up with his arms around me, being away not together sucks. when will I be able to see him everyday be there and love him the way he deserves. why is this so different from all the others is this the real deal? is this the one that I hope for, wished for all my life the man, a truly honest hardworking, true man? Well I will wait and if I am wrong then oh well life does go on, but I have a feeling I am right for once in my life

Am I Wrong???
Am I wrong for feeling completely fed up with just about everything??? This is what has been going on, and I am probably wrong for most of my feelings, but I am going to let it out, before I loose it on someone completely innocent, and go completely bald. Approx a month ago, give or take a few days, Alex and I had his friend and his gf move in. Neither had a job at the time, they are having to start over, just like Alex and I did. We gave them a roof and have done all we can for them. BUT, it's coming down to now our rent has been raised, and now one of them is working and making money .... and the other isn't. She, has decided from day one when she moved in that she wasn't going back to work in food service. OK, lessoned on my part, is take a job where you can find it till something you like and can do opens up and take it. The way this economy is going .... just get money coming in. I know she doesn't like this house, HELL ... I don't either, but it is a roof over your

Am I Wrong
I don't know if I am wrong or not. Here is my problem. I'm sick of sex, real sick of it. Up and down, in and out. No matter how you do it, it's the same BS. Now I've had more then my fair share I'm off point, rewind. I finally said, I need a woman. I told some people what I was looking for, and let it go. What I heard shocked me. I was told I was to picky. Picky, picky. All I said was age and everything don't matter. They just have to be easy to get along with and share my view on sex. Is that wrong or picky? I feel sex is only good for one thing.mking children. I already have one, so.............

Am I Wrong?
Am I wrong for wanting something more? Am I being selfish? I left a 5 bedroom house to my ex and I signed it over to him to come and move here to a 2 bedroom apartment. Did I better myself? The roof use to leak until I flipped and the owners son heard me. The basement has mold growing in it and the old neighbors use to let their animals down there instead of outside. They swept it up but never sanitized it. The basement has 20 years worth of old tennants belongings.. The owners mothers items.. and the basement leaks.. You can smell the mildew and mold. They redid the apartment down stairs and I went and looked when they werent there. The bathroom they gutted.. there was mold everywhere. They redid it really nice yet refuse to do anything upstairs. No updates. So I was diagnosed with intestional cancer 2 weeks before christmas. And so I have to go for chemotherapy treatments. Walking up 2 flights of stairs. Is it wrong for me to want a bigger place for my children? A better place

Am I Wrong??
Every woman wants a man who can love her mind, body and soul. A man who respects her values, virtues and ethics and believes in the strength of her character and personality. A woman does not want her man to bring her expensive gifts or promise to give her an entire world of luxuries. She wants a man who can support her, spend a lot of time with her and stay connected to her soulfully. She doesn’t want commitments and promises she just wants to be loved to the core… Are am i wrong???

Am I Your One?
In your eyes you see me as perfect but beneath my surface theres flaws. Im cracked and torn and bruised between. I really dont know what you saw. You say that you are here for me, that I need only be myself. Its hard for me to understand when for years I have been on a shelf. See, I never planned on moving on like this. I never planned on letting my heart go. Now Im at the melting point and the heat is starting to show. I have issues within and I dont know where to begin so I take it one day at a time. And you look in my eyes thinking I am okay when inside Im really not fine. I have so many hurts from the years that are gone and a remedy needs to be found for I am but me, just one in a million digging my hole in the ground. Everyday is a challenge for me just to get through all my sorrows. Thats why I sleep with one thing in mind that maybe I wont see tomorrow. My entire life has bee

Am I Your Narcotic?
Wandering aimlessly along the path of my own destruction. I am raised untouched and never powered by the pity so many hold. Past in a circle rotation between the variety of different cultures of man. Some find hope. Some find a stiff piece of wood between their legs. Some find power. Some find peace. Some find things that I didnt even knew could be found. To some my existence is just another game. Maybe just a float by conversation igniting the true meaning of what a woman is to someone. Who cares what definition I am to people. Never seems to come out clear in the english language anywayz. Some try to understand. Some try to define. Some very carefully pick apart everything left open. Airborne for the moments of words I give and the feeling of a glossy place. Just a slug trail, eventually washed away in the rain. Some hang on. Some beg for more. Some cant get enough. To some......I am fix of something surreal. Narcicism is a beautiful attribute that one can possess. I have it

Am I Your Friend?
Am I Your Friend ??? I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to think before you speak to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... My presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to thank me for everything I do for you! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to say sorry for everything you don't do! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You have to ask me for favours! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think I would not be curious to know your new philosophy of Life! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You go by what I say and do not understand what I don't say! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You think that I do not remember the first time I met! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF... You don't real

Am I Your Fan?
Check and see if I'm a FAN of yours.If so, and you have a smoking hott picture it WILL probably be in my "SPECIAL FOLDER" titled "~~`sEAN tHA rIPPER`~~" CHECK IT OUT!!!!! COMMENT AND RATE PLEASE LET THEM KNOW HOW HOTTTTTT YOU ARE BABE!!!

Am I You Or Someone Else
I'm lost and cannot find my way. I get worse at the passing of each day. People look at me dead in my eyes and do not care. I look back at them and think while we stare. Don't they realize I'm the result of their error and their joy. These people believe what is done is done and leave me as a young boy. They do not help me release the full potential within me. They look at me and what will happen and think that's the way it's suppose to be. The people leave me as a deprived and lonely thing, And in all this world of hurt and pain, I still find one who will sing. I will look familiar, yet different with nothing fancy, not even lace. I say I'm the child you never had, and you yell that it can not be. I'm filled with hurt and pain and things that I can not admit, But the time to change me is here and will come only if you commit. You can fix me because I'm not fully grown. You can help me, or still leave me on my own. I'm your nightmare and dream all wrapped up into one.

Am I Your Desire? Made By Pink!
¢¾Meet My Slave¢¾ ¢¾She Is Every Man's Ultimate Desire & Woman's Too!¢¾ ¢¾She is Sexy As Hell! Show Her Tons Of Love!¢¾ ¢¾Let Her Know Her Adorning Mistress Pink Sent You!¢¾Your Ultimate Desire¢â Captain for Fu Luv & Owned by PebblesinAZ & Pink0828@ fubar Much Love: *Pink0828 *@ fubar

Am Just So Tired....
Am just so tired.... Tired of our government screwing us over more than they are helping us. Of the war and endless bickering of who do we side with. Of the soldiers losing their lives for something that in my mind could be solved easily and quickly. Of the hatred of the world against our country. But those same countries that detest us, want everything we have. Am just so tired.... Tired of all the hate in our own land. Of the horrors that are done to our children. Of everyone thinking their own view or agenda is more important than anyone else. Of the rape, murder, and abuse that is dealt to the weak. Am just so tired... Tired of all the lies that people tell me. Of the deceit and deception. Of the manipulation. Of the pain. Of the confusion. Am just so tired.... Tired of being weary. Of being mistrusting. Of being forced to hatefulness. Am just so tired... Tired of people trying to change me. Of trying to mold me into what is their opinion of a per

4 Am Lets Rant
well I had some things I wanted to hit on this rnt but I just blanked out so we are going to start at zero. I wanna know who the hell decided what words mean. I'm just say why the hell did he get to pick that left means well left what if I wanted left to mean pizza or some shit. Why did he get to make all the rules about these things who the hell is he to be so damn special. and everyone says drinking is bad and being a drunk is wrong, fuck that it never hurt me don't get me wrong i've had some hard nights but shit if you wanna drink everyday go ahead have fun with it who cares. I don't but we all have our binges. and why is the world now revolved around have cash and saving alot of it. Fuck that one of the things I learded in the dessart is that life is too short to worry about that crap, just have fun and go with it, you never know when you might "buy it" so whats the point of saving 50 grand when tommarow you could walk outside and have a plane fall on you. given it isn't likel

Am Letting Go" Goodbye..love Of My Life"
GOODBYE MY LOVE" a song in my heart" EVEN IF" all those sleppness nights, all the tears i've cried, all the pain i keep inside". i keep asking myself why".. we have to say goodbye", was it just a dream? or there is someone new in your life", i could have ask you why? do we have to stay , when it really means goodbye". even if it takes the whole world damn to me" i can forget you, wait and see, i can be strong even without you, I CANT WAIT MY LIFE FOREVER HOPING YOU , COMEBACK TO ME"..AND STARE ALL NIGHT, WAITING YOU"... BUT DEEP INSIDE I KNOW"... I'LL STILL BE WAITING HERE FOR YOU".......

Amélioration De L'accessibilité Avec Blackberry Enterprise Server Express
Est-ce que vous exécutez une petite entreprise? La majorité de vos employés utilisent des smartphones BlackBerry pour gérer les activités de travail? Si votre réponse est oui, alors vous devriez obtenir un programme très pratique qui permet aux utilisateurs d'accéder à leurs comptes de sociétés de messagerie, des listes de contacts et les calendriers à partir de leurs smartphones BlackBerry BlackBerry Enterprise Server Express. Le logiciel donne également à votre service informatique dont ils ont besoin: un outil de synchronisation de données sans fil encore gérable sécurisé. -tablette tactile pas cher En plus de cela, le logiciel est entièrement gratuit. Tant que vous avez un BlackBerry avec un plan d'accès à Internet, vous pouvez télécharger le logiciel sans avoir à acheter une licence du logiciel. Il, AOS une des meilleures choses que vous pouvez utiliser pour améliorer votre entreprise, AOS capacités mobiles. Voici un bref aper?u sur les fonctionnalités offertes par le logiciel.

Amlodipine Besylate Information
Amlodipine Besylate Informationamlodipine-besylate.infophone: 877-479-2455email: info@amlodipine-besylate.infoAmlodipine Besylate (Generic Norvasc) is in a class of drugs called calcium channel blockers. Amlodipine Besylate relaxes (widens) the blood vessels (veins and arteries), making it easier for the heart to pump and reducing its workload. Amlodipine Besylate is used to treat hypertension (high blood pressure) and to treat angina (chest pain). Amlodipine Besylate may also be used for purposes other than those listed in this medication guide.Amlodipine Besylate comes as a tablet to take it orally. It is usually taken once a day. Amlodipine Besylate may cause an upset stomach. Take Amlodipine Besylate with food or milk. Talk to your doctor before using salt substitutes containing potassium. If your doctor prescribes a low-salt or low-sodium diet, follow these directions carefully.Before taking Amlodipine Besylate, tell your doctor if you have liver disease; or another disease of the

Ammazing Story
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"

Ammo Onload
hey all, I may not be around much today or tomorrow. The ship is away from home port for a few days to take on ammunition. Not real sure how reliable internet will be until we get home again. I'll give everyone a shout once I get back home. Be safe all....... Best always! John

Ammo-less Firearms Alert
You might want to send this to all your hunting buddies family & friends. Nobody can sell any ammunition after June 30, 2009 It has already started.... Ammunition Accountability Legislation Remember how Obama said that he wasn't going to take your guns? Well, it seems that his allies in the anti-gun world have no problem with taking your ammo!

Ammo Sales Began To Soar Three Days Before Election, Maker Says
January 30, 2013, 7:55 a.m. The threat of regulation has been good for the gun business: "Get 'em while you can" is one of the best sales pitches there is. With bullets, it's no different. Sales for ammunition manufacturer Winchester began to increase three days before President Barack Obama was reelected in November, an executive for Winchester owner Olin Corp. said Tuesday in a conference call with analysts, and sales haven't let up. Buyers have been scrambling for bullets in the wake of the December massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn., and during the ensuing talk about increased regulation of guns and ammunition. Some vendors have reported staying up late at night to check for the latest batch of ammunition to arrive at wholesalers before it disappears off the shelves. Some police agencies have hadtrouble buying ammunition, resulting in training cutbacks. That demand is reflected in Winchester's overall sales for the last three months of 2012:

Ammo Buy Outs
Government Cover-up of Ammo Buys Implodes Silence, secrecy and shoddy attempts at debunking the facts have led to Congressional scrutinySteve WatsonInfowars.comMar 22, 2013 The failure on behalf of the federal government to provide any explanation for why the Department of Homeland Security is arming to the teeth with high powered weapons and billions of hollow point bullets, as well as crude efforts by mainstream media mouthpieces to debunk the war-like preparations, have backfired massively, propelling the story to a viral status. As we reported today, 15 Congressman have written a letter to the DHS demanding to know why the federal agency is buying so many rounds of am

Ammunition For A Home Defense Shotgun.
Taken from: http://www.tacticalshotgun.ca/ballistics_shotgun.html Shotgun Terminal Ballistics Introduction Terminal ballistics is the study of the interaction between penetrating projectiles and body tissues. Evolving in tandem with small arms development, most of our current understanding of terminal ballistics has come from the hard work of dedicated trauma surgeons, starting with Dr. Emile T. Kocher's groundbreaking work towards the end of the 18th century up to contemporary times with Dr. Martin L Fackler. Unfortunately, much of their work is relatively difficult if not impossible for the general public to access. For the most part, the science of wound ballistics has focused on military small arms ammunition (ie: centerfire rifle ammunition in common military calibers such as 5.56 NATO, 7.62 NATO) and pistol ammunition (such as the ubiquitous 9mm, .40S&W, and .45ACP). Shotgun wound ballistics seem to have been somewhat neglected in the available literature; somthing t

Ammunition For The Babe In Texas
"IT'S A GUY THING" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIN

Ammused
I am chillin on CT and watching VH1 Classic, love when I take off from work! Anyways this Volvo commercial cracks me up. It some guy down and out and holding a sign saying the end is near. A guy drives by telling him his Volvo is under 17 grand. You then see the man, in disgust, throw the sign in the trash can. I know, this is a lame blog, but it doesnt take much for me to be entertained!

Ammunition Substantiation
An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten. So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable. The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk. He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake. Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note. The note said, "I missed!"

2am Musings Of The Man With The Broken Neck
These are some musings...and they're random, and pointless... It's 2:20am, I can't sleep. Damn neckbrace won't let me get comfy. I wish I had Mountain Dew. If I'm gonna be kept awake, at least let it be an alert kind of awake. Instead of this drowsy awakeness I got bc of the tylenols I took 3 hours ago. Friends mean a lot to me, and so does my girlfriend. Nuff said. I need to get out tomorrow. I may not have much chance, if my neck doesn't get better. I hate needing this brace. I'm still not looking forward to my next doctor's appointment...which is probably going to be before the end of this month. You can't hold a phone on your shoulder, when the neckbrace is on...just sayin. I wish I could find time to do my taxes that I need done. Think this weekend is the best time I have left, to do them. That is all...

Am New
hi all, and thanks to those who have left a comment or something, I am really new to this and still trying to figure it out, I work at a local racetrack here in Olympia , Wa. married to a wonderful sexy redhead, we are swingers , having fun, Leave a message or can email me @ firerescue_the_man@yahoo.com

Amnesia
ok i had one of those moments where i snapped out of a daydream and literally thought to myself, "Where am i? oh I'm sitting here in the stockroom of my workplace smoking a cigarette and waiting for my mom to get here." "wait... I'm smoking. Why am i smoking?" It was weird. I've had one before this too, but it was a long time ago. This is a poem about me asking myself "how did i get here" When i just forget about the past for a few minutes and it sneaks up behind me and bites me in the ass. so enjoy. Amnesia I'm sitting here in the stock room of my nine to five Cigarette smoke polluting the air. Nine to five? Cigarette smoke? Ok back up. Where am I? I'm wearing an apron that says White's fresh foods on it. Ok? So I work at white's. I'm smoking a cigarette. Does my mom know I smoke? She does… that's weird. What's with the pink? Do I like pink now? What happened to red? Uh oh… please God tell me I'm still 19. 23!? Where did they all go? Better

Amnesia
Amnesia Images cascading…echoing across the mind Hundreds of words seeking meaning Trying to attach the right word to the right moment So many expressions for a single image An impression, which as we speak, rips through my soul Scratching the surface of my own self worth Moving forward towards my destiny because of what I’ve been sold However I have nothing inside my minds eye to compare this… I fear another distant memory has up and gone away But how will I justify letting it slip from my grasp? Tomorrow just what will I sit and say? Will I find the missing scene in this melodramatic play called my existence? Act it out as if it never was absent from my being Or will I forever wander these lonely streets, which represent my fading memory? A shell of the man I used to be

Amnesty???
WTF Is up with that???? Word is that they are going to give all the illegal aliens amnesty, for entering our country. WHY!??! What the hell makes them so special? First of tall they are here illegally. Second, they are eating up our medical benefits because of their inability to pay and, driving our medical costs through the roof (as if they weren’t already). They are eligible for Medicaid and Medicare, helping to render those benefits useless for our own citizens. They are able to get S.S.I. And social security benefits also. I’m 43, in 22 years when I am supposed to be able to retire, I wont be able to because all these wet backs have illegally, but with this countries fucked up political system, have been allowed to do so. Why??? We are the most powerful nation in the world, are we afraid of pissing Mexico and all these other nations off?? So damn insane knows what it’s like to piss us off. Haws it hanging sadam?? THIS PISSES ME OFF!!! What housing benefits are out the

Amnesia
Ohhhhh. Yeahhhh Yeah. Really wish i could. If only someone could unbreak my heart Come relieve my pain Somehow I could wish upon a star and make all of the memories go away, but my mind just keeps on going back and I can't help but think about that guy that's gon make me miss out on you And I can't help but remember about that sad day in September The day he took my heart with him when he left. Ohhhhh. See eventually I will get through this, but right now it seems my heart's in the way. I apologize of the way that I treat you but I gotta leave you, unless I come across a case of amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (to forget, to forget, to forget the heartache) Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (to forget, to forget, to forget the pain) Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (and i think, and i think it'll make things better) I gotta leave ya I gotta leave you. I tryed to leave the past behind me but it just hurts so bad. Ohhh. and i tell myself please don't cry, let it g

Amnesia Cherish
Lyrics: Ohhhhh. Yeahhhh Yeah. Really wish i could. If only... Ohhhhh. Yeahhhh Yeah. Really wish i could. If only someone could unbreak my heart Come relieve my pain Somehow I could wish upon a star and make all of the memories go away, but my mind just keeps on going back and I can't help but think about that guy that's gon make me miss out on you And I can't help but remember about that sad day in September The day he took my heart with him when he left. Ohhhhh. See eventually I will get through this, but right now it seems my heart's in the way. I apologize of the way that I treat you but I gotta leave you, unless I come across a case of amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (to forget, to forget, to forget the heartache) Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (to forget, to forget, to forget the pain) Amnesia, amnesia, amnesia. (and i think, and i think it'll make things better) I gotta leave ya I gotta leave you. I tryed to leave the past behind me but it just hur

Amnio & Sonogram. It's A .................
VERY SHY BABY. We did NOT get to learn the sex. Today, did not go well. During the sonogram, Liz got so lightheaded (lying on her back) that she almost passed out. They turned her to her left side so she could get her breath back, but she missed the last part of the sonogram. We checked to see the gender, because at 18 weeks, we SHOULD have been able to tell - had things gone well. But, all we found out, is that the baby is SHY. He/she (assuming she!) kept their legs CLOSED SHUT TIGHT. Which confirms our suspicions as far as we're concerned - if it was a boy, it'd be showin his stuff off. Girls are a little more modest ;-) And then, the consultation with the doctor. First off, I must say, Dr. O'Hara is FABULOUS. She is not Liz's normal OB - but Dr. Depew referred us to her for the amnio, because she is "The" high risk doctor in our town. Her resident, Dr. Hoskins, is learning from a WONDERFUL example, and if he follows her lead, he will have an amazing career ahead of hi