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Fubar License
Brand New Fu License Are Made! And they are up for sale so come and get you one below you will see what they will look like these will be done different the ladies in pink and the guys will in blue and they will be done in different fonts. Do you have your Fubar License Yet! Even if you why not get another set! Here is your time to request one. I have made a Fubar License and I would like to offer to make you one for just 10,000 Fu Bucks just private message me the link of the pic you wish to use for your license and then send me the fu bucks. Once I have all that, I'll upload it in the Animated FU License album and it will be ready for you to rip or save for your own use. The only thing I ask is that if we aren't already friends that you please rate, fan, and add me. What the new license looks like...

Haters Suck!!
I have enjoyed being on Fubar now for just over a year and my wife and I really enjoy hanging out here and hope our friends will support us on this topic. It has taken some jerk with a most likely Fake profile, to make me post my first Blog. This Fake ass bitch went on my sweet and gorgeous wife's profile and first called her a gutter slut..., then started downrating every pic in her default a "1". My wife has never rated anyone lower than a "10" and has never harrassed a soul on Fubar. That this FAKE chose my Baby to harm will not go unpunished. If they Fan or Friend you, Deny their request. The Name is Toni and the main picture is the one shown here. The Pictures on this persons site are obviously professionally taken model photos and show nothing that they are REAL. Do not add this person to your friends as they are probably a guy pretending to be a Girl for shady reasons. DO NOT LET HATER ASSHOLES GET AWAY WITH THIS!! IF THIS PERSON IS ALREADY IN YOUR FRIEND OR FA

Anti-abortion
palomaresque Fubar Family ~Anti-Abortion Letter~ ~By Jinx~ Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very

Sawyer
Need prayers for my pup Sawyer he was run over by a truck last night. He's in constant pain. Vet say's he's goona be O.K but may need surgery. I just hate to hear him cryin' all the time and hope he recivers soon I'm really worried they missed somethin'.

Us Coast Guard
Well I am signing up for the Coast Guard on Monday. I am 26 years old and just want to get my life and stuff in order.. I plan to ship out late July or early August if I can to Cape May, NJ for basic training. I am gonna miss all my friends here on fubar and if anyone would like my military email or address to write when I get it let me know.. To bad I can not receive any care packages but just letters and pics lol. I will miss you all!!! I will try my best to keep in touch when I can.

Credit Card Joke
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank : 'Either report her accou

Just A Biker
calling on all friends and family I need help getting this lounge started.Contact me asap JUST A BIKER - I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the h omeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your e

Up For Fubar Auction
☮Kevin☮ imikimi - Customize Your World *ATTENTION ALL FUBAR MEMBERS* I’m up for FUBAR Auction Come place your bids today!! Click the link below to place bids! Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~{{Fu-Owned by Gary}}@ fubar

Random Stuffs :p
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments on their page and tell them to read your blog..." 1. Despite my amazon-yness I sometimes wear the nose bleed heels- and at this point I stagger and sway not unlike a drunken monkey. I try to "work it" but it looks as if I have hip dysplasia, or am stripper zombie girl (less mottled, stinky and cannibalish though) 2. Really thought everyone could "see music", "taste colors", and "feel the texture and tone & literal flavor of words" but my DR has explained that this is not normal & that I varied forms of synesthesia. When I explained other people nodded and seemingly agreed to my descriptions and excitement he said it was being polite that my being excited is kinda infectious & charming

Life
so i guess everything is going alright right now. i mean besides the money, and living with friends. but we couldn't have picked better. friends. were not working cause are car is broken down. so we can't save up any money or anything, we are waiting on the parts for our maxima, we've been waiting for over a week, its alittle irriating actually. but other then that my family is everything to me. thats all i need. so it always seems like when one bad thing happens everything else bad happens to. that sucks. there has been a lot of times that we should have been on our feet again, which i miss. theres not enough jobs around not enough money. we fight about money. cuz we are both tired of being broke and not being able to get the things we want. but it'll change someday, i just keep having a good outlook on everything, hoping that maybe that might give us a chance. we'll see. but for now it pretty much sucks. but i'm happy with my little family. i just wish i could give them all everythi

Brentneynicholeb
Hey girl and guys! I need your help I am in the running for the 55th Annv playmate, but I need bunny votes all four of them, they have picked the first two winners, but their is still time to vote! You can vote as much as you want and here is the link, so please vote everyday and make my bunny dreams come true! http://www.playboy.com/playmates/features/55th-playmate-search-youtube/55pm-search-p57.html also check out my youtube.com/brentneynicholeb channel! Rock on and Im on myspace.com/brentneynichole Send this Tx girl to the Playboy Manison! Much love and I will have a dirty! BRENTNEY

Come Own Me
Up for auction... Come and place ur bids. This is my second aution ... love to have u bid on me. You can bid whatever you like.. rules are posted in the host's auction. Remember To Check Out Everyone Else While Your There! Check out the host - a/r/f - him while your there! Thank you Fire! Come Place Your Bids!!!!!!

Erotica
He pushed her up against the door jam and shoved up her skirt over her round ass. Her long boot encased legs spread apart as he fingered her clit. “Baby” she whispered as her heels scraped the marble flooring. He bent her forward as he pushed his fingers insider her. She moved back against him. “Mmmmm.” Reaching back she pulled his cock out and started to stroke him with her hand. She turned around and knelt before him and licked the head. Opening her full lush lips she sucked him in. Suckling him further and further into her mouth until he was deep in her throat; moving her head back and forth on his cock. She was on her knees looking up at him as he sucked his cock just the way he liked. But it wasn’t enough he wanted inside her sweet pussy. Stopping her he walked off and got a chair. He put the chair in a corner. “Sit down Baby.” She did as she was told. He sat down in front of her, lifted each booted leg and spread them wide then licked her clit. Licking her

Men
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"

Old Mother Hubbard
Old McDonald was sitting on a fence beating his meat with a monkey wrench.Missed his meat and hit his balls ,pissed all over his coveralls!!!!! old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone.When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!!!!!!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te

Stutter
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said

Staci`s Blog
Hello! I am so glad to be here. A little about me: My name is Staci.I`m living in Latvia, Riga.Spoke on Latvian, English and Russian languages.I am a model in my country. I practise music, dances.I like to walk in night`s clubs,travel,sport,boys,animals,flowers...all, that is loved by girls. I want to become actress. Unfortunately, my photos steal.Therefore I want to say that I am on only on this site (1993305) and here http://www.liveinternet. ru/users/staci/blog/.This is all. I ask to inform мe,if you will find my fakes. That is all. I not so well know English, therefore write with errors.Sorry. Buy)

Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (how about 20 seconds?) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. www.theanimalrescuesite.com AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!!

What Is A Billion ?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division : Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to

Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.

An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.

True American ??
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believ

Back To The Same Ol Shit
Why is it that men always feel the need to cheat. i am the type of girl to stand by man no matter what. i have great heart and am a independant womwn. i dont know what to think but if you can answer this question fill me in.

Waffle House Uniform
I have seen ALL types of auctions on fubar. But I MUST say , this is THE first of its kind. I, THE Slut, am auctioning off a Waffle House Uniform, worn BY me. This will help me get closer to spotlight. I will accept all bids. As bid increases, I will add "perks" to the auction such as, 11's, salutes IN THE UNIFORM, etc etc. So PLEASE bid high and bid OFTEN. Click the pic link below to go straight to the pic and bid. And PLEASE, if you look at the pic, atleast rate it. Auction Brought To By: THE Slut™

By...jimmy Komet
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS AT THE FIRST CRACK OF DAWN I THINK OF YOU AND WHAT IS OURS AND I KNOW THAT U WILL GO ON. THE FOGGY MORNING BEGINS TO SHOW THE SUN IS RISING IN THE EAST HAVE APPRECIATION AND LET IT GROW IT IS UNNOTICED BEAUTY TO SAY THE LEAST SO LET EVERY DAY BRING THIS TO MIND EVERY DAY YOU'RE ALIVE IS A GOOD DAY WHEN EVERY DAY YOU ARE KIND HAPPY R THOSE THAT START THIS WAY A STATISTIC THAT I KNOW YOU'LL FIND IT MAY BE DARKER BEFORE THE DAWN AND AT THE END OF A TUNNEL YOU SEE A LIGHT BAD THINGS WILL STILL HAPPEN AND NOT BE GONE IT IS HOW YOU SEE IT THAT GIVES YOU INSIGHT USE THE LEMONS TO MAKE LEMONADE ALWAYS HAVE A POSITVE LOOK ON LIFE PRETTY SOON YOU WILL BE UNAFRAID PLUS. YOU ARE NOT LIEKLY TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE OK SORRY-ENDING NEEDED HUMOR jIMMY KOMET the day is bright and the sun shines down i have a friend, one of the best around she makes me feel better when im in a bad mood she is all heart and class, while my poems are cru

Help!!!!
I'm in a giveaway and need 20,000 comments for a 70 bling pack. any and all help will be greatly appreciated! Click on this pic to help Please leave a comment on this blog so I can remember who helped. Thanks!!!!!!!!! It's Done!!!!!!! Thank you so much for all of your help!!!! woohooo!!!!!

~great Love~
~Great Love~ Where there is Great Love... there are always Miracles... The Intensity of your Feelings... will cause good things to happen... that are beyond your Wildest Dreams... Peace. If only you believe like I believe, baby, like I believe, We'd get by. If only you believe in miracles, so would I. I might have to move heaven and earth to prove it to you, baby. So we're making love, you feel the power and I feel the power. And there's really nothing we can't do You know we could, you know we could If we wanted to... You know we could, you know we could We could exist on the stars, it was so easy. Oh Baby... All we got to do is get a little faith in you. I've been so many places I've seen some things yes I have I know that love is the answer...yes it is Keeps holding this world together oh yeah... Ain't nothing better? Ain't nothing better? Nothing's better! And all the answers to our prayers, Hell: it's the same everywhere. just the s

Enter At Your Own Risk
Lost in a Thought by LateNiteFantasy© I am lost in a thought Like a jet engine it runs through my mind, Rattling my teeth, Taking my Breath away, And making my mind spin, I am lost in a thought. Like a serpent of old it squeezes my soul. Bursted and battered the soul survives, Remaining in it's glory, A thing of vast power. I am lost in a thought. Like dragons breath caressing my heart. Burning away the flesh in it's subtle touch, Until nothing remains but ash, But the ash stirs, And like the phoenix is reborn with new power. I am lost in a thought. So do you think she is thinking of me too? So just how kinky is your sex life Take the Hot Lady Kink Test ! To find out, answer all questions as truthfully as possible.1. If you had a choice as to how often you would have sex, would it beAs often as every dayA few times a weekJust a few times a monthNot too often - I have better things to do2. Do you masturbateAll the timeSometimesI've done it, but it's not my

Not Easy
I believe you can love someone more than anything in the world. This is even if they don't and wont ever love you in the same way. They can have no idea how much you love them and you will continue to love them even then. It's not something that is futile,it's a love that you will never give someone else,a love that you will never feel for someone other than them. You will love another and be completely happy with them,but always love that one person in a different way. Not a painful love,not a disappointment,just a love like no other. You say you love me. Tell me you want to be with me. Am I the one? Am I always going to be in your heart and arms? I dream of living my life with you. These things are not easy for me to believe. Just words you whisper and no promises made. I know what it is like to stand in front of you and look into your eyes,see your pain and sorrow. It's not easy trusting someone with your heart again. Not for me and not for you,but without trust we will have nothin

~can I Touch You....there~
~Can I Touch You...There~ Baby, show me what you feel Come to me, show me something real I need to know, I need you completely Closer baby closer, come on lets begin Love is taking over, gotta let it in Ooh I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine Can I touch you there, touch you deep within Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darling Every deep desire, till you and I are making love completely Closer baby closer, cant be close enough I cant help the way I hold you I just hunger for your love Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you All I wanna do is touch ya baby Touch the very soul inside of you Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Let me be the one to show you just what love c

Bulletins
ARCHAIN IZ ROCKIN THAT ASS SNAKE EYES RADIO!!! (click the pic to enter) (This has been another public service announcement brought to you by: THE SEXY LITTLE DEAD CHICK) ☠SLDC*BASEMENT MANAGER☠SER DJ☠@ fubar GET IN THE BASMENT TO GET YOUR FACE ASS AND MAYBE SOME LIMBS ROCKED OFF WITH KRYPTOMNECROSIAC (click the pic to enter the BASEMENT) THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SEXY LITTLE DEAD CHICK ~*~THE SLDC~*~@ fubar

Testing
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/15/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m

Helping A Great Friend
WILL YOU HELP ME ??? I entered into a giveaway for an AUTO 11 bling and I need 12,500 comments.. So as incentive to help I am offering to pay for them .. 100 comments = 2000 fubucks 250 comments = 5000 fubucks 500 comments = 15000 fubucks Please send me a private message with how many you left and I will send you your fubucks.. just click the link below to get started

Woohoooo Here We Go
NEED A FU-ROOM THIS MAN HAS THEM TO RENT FOR 50K!!!! ONLY 25K MORE FOR FU-VISION....LOL WHILE BOOKING YOUR ROOM SHOW SOME LOVE!!!! Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl' on '2008-07-06 21:09:32')

Introducing Edna J
Hello everyone. I am amazed with the response so quickly. My name is Edna J and I'm very new to the community. Please allow me some time to get familiar with it. To see more Edna J, check out my myspace @ myspace.com/eriqmom1. Smoochez

Sex Quiz What Would You Do With Me?
if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked y

Interesting...
Here's how it works: 1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box 3. Use only the first page 4. Copy the html and paste for the answer 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? 8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? this one sucks. it was the only one that said alive on it on the first page

Contests
Rate/Comment and Comment bombing is welcomed. Please repost! Thank you. Im in a giveaway for a HH! I need 45,000 comments. There is no time limit. I would really appricate if you could come by and help me out! Also feel free to R/A/F me, I will do the same in return. She is trying to win a 3 month VIP, Please stop by and rate/comment her pic. Thank you. PLZ REPOST!

Contest
Please Help Me Bling! 10k Comments Needed For Me To Win A 25 Bling Pack! All Help Appreciated! Just To Sweeten The Deal A Little 500 fubux for 10 comments or 1000 fubux for 20 comments 50 comments or more will get u a Bling when I Win ! And For All U Horndog Boys on My List For 50 Comments Purry Will Open Her Nsfw For You! Hit Me Up In Sb For Payment When Done ★Purry ★Co-Owner Purrfect Sin★Sex Slave To Dj Bone Crusher , My Sexy Owner!@ fubar (repost of original by '★Purry ★Co-Owner Purrfect Sin★Sex Slave To Dj Bone Crusher , My Sexy Owner!' on '2008-07-07 22:48:58')

Omg
Sh#tfaced SquirrelSee more like this on kontraband.com ok, auto 11s are on, could people help me out here... come on do me a fav... rate me and rape the hell out of my photos eh.... Ok, so a friend of mine that is dear to my heart needs a little help. She is only 1052 from lvling. Yes I know... who cares. Well, I do, or I wouldn't be posting this. She is an amazing woman that has been through more in her last two years of life than most will go through in a lifetime. So, I as all of you, friends or not friends, do me a favor and stop by and just say hi, leave her a comment, fan her add her... what ever. Lets make it so she comes back and finds herself lvld. Thank you much and I hope that all of you find your day smiling upon you and the earth leaving you wtih happy thoughts. Thanks in advance. http://fubar.com/user/2072223 Irish.

The Light Of Darkness.....a Taking Her Tale....
The party is finally over. Everyone has said their drunken farewells. I am walking round my house rounding up trash and turning off lights. Trying to decide what can wait until tomorrow. I hear a soft sound and I know you have snuck back in. I concentrate trying to find you in the house, but nothing. I continue walking through the house turning off lights. In the livingroom I stop. I know you are behind me watching. I turn off the lights and open the drapes, letting in the starlight. I make sure my back is to you and bend over. I lift my skirt up and slowly slide my satin string bikinis down my legs. I step out of them and kick them back towards you. You come at me and grab the back of my neck and pull my hair up. I feel your hot and demanding mouth nuzzling and biteing my neck. Your hands are on my shoulders tearing my blouse from me. You nuzzle and bite your way down to my shoulders. You push my bra straps down, hands reaching forward to grab my tits. You squeeze them. My nipples rea

Feelin It
THIS IS SHORT-I JUST THOUGHT WAS A COOL SUBJECT LINE HAD MY ADRENALINE ON THE RISE. HE PUSHED AND HE PUSHED. WHEN I GOT IN HIS FACE, HE KEPT SAYING HOSTILITIES BUT WAS BACKING UP HIS FRIENDS DIRECTION. LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING, IF I TELL IT RIGHT, THERE IS SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IN IT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THE ENTIRE BAND LAST NITE. I TOOK MY VIDEO CAMERA SO I WOULD HAVE FOOTAGE TO GIVE AID TO FINDING A WAY TO FIT IN, IF THEIR CURRENT DRUMMER CHANGES HIS MIND. I AM SITTING UP FRONT, THEY HAD 4 ROWS OF TABLE THAT HAD GROUPS OF 3 SMALL TABLES PUSHED TOGETHER. WELL, I HIT THE CAN AND WHEN I CAME BACK THE GROUP OF GUYS, WHO EACH WORE A BANDANA, AND THE APPARENT LEADER HAD THS WILD LOOKING BEARD. THEY HAD BEEN DOING SOMETHING HEAVY LIKE METH OR MORE LIKE HEROIN. I CAME BACK TO FIND THEM ALL SEATED AROUND ME. THE ONE GIRL AMONG THEM, IT STINKS LIKE HELL OVER THERE...HOPE U DONT MIND? THEN THIS TALL SHAGGY GUY SAYS"SOMEBODY PUKED OVE THERE OR FUCKING SOMTHING

His Sex Slave In Training...part 1
Marcie met Hans at a party. It was a very hot summer in the middle of August. After he stared at her tits for about ten minutes, he came over and introduced himself. Marcie noticed he had big strong hands and thick fingers. She wondered whether it was true about men with big hands and big cocks. They conversed amicably. One thing led to another and she left the party with him. He drove her in his Porsche out to a neighborhood she didn’t recognize. Most of the houses were set back off the road behind high gates. Sure enough Hans stopped his vehicle in front of two white gates, which opened automatically when he gave a signal from the car. The car followed a long winding driveway before it arrived at the front door of a split level house. But the only thing on Marcie’s mind was getting laid by this big handsome man. She really didn’t care about his house. She wanted his cock. Her pussy was already wet in anticipation. “You’re awfully quiet,” Hans said as he le

Update On My Life
Things in my life arent going as good as I would hope they'd be.I'm going through some tuff times right now and it sucks hard.I have been seperated from my wife since April 9th of this year and she has said she wants a divorce,and the last time we talked on May 19th our conversation didnt end well.I really thought I had the women of my dreams and would NEVER have to worry about being alone ever again but here I am alone again and its REALLY hard on me.I dont have many TRUE friends right now which doesnt make life any easier on me .I really wish god would let me know what he has in store for me and whats my plan supose to be cause I am REALLY sick and tired of starting over in life and sick of all the bullshit.I'm not getting any younger and I really dont know what to do with my self .I am always fighting the erge to just bite the bullet and say the hell with it,the pain is NOT worth it .But I keep hoping that some day things will get better and I keep telling myself God has a plan for

My Number
You Are 5: The Investigator You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world. At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid. Your Fixation: Greed Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed Other Number 5's: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking. What Number Are You?

Sex Slave Training ....part Ii
Marcie awoke the next morning a new woman. Her eyelids were still closed, but the events of the previous night were still fresh in her brain. She knew she had done the right thing when she agreed to leave the party with the tall blonde haired hunk of a man. She recalled pleasantly the first time she saw him standing across the room. Her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened. Thoughts of uninhibited sex danced through her brain. As it turned out, those thoughts became reality. The way he took charge overwhelmed her. The way he forced her to strip out on the balcony under the moon and the stars; the way he forced her to suck his cock; the way he forcibly fucked her while she was spreadeagled to the chaise lounge, the way he invaded her asshole. She agreed to become Hans’ sex slave. All of these events from the previous night crowded her brain as she laid there. She was however, a bit uncomfortable since she’d been tied wrists and ankles to the bedposts all night, f

Life
What is this thing that we call Life, It's laughter and joy and sometimes strife, Life is Love, but also it is Hate, Standing in Hell, or at Heaven's gate. The joys of birth, the sorrows of death, At both of these my eyes have wept, Losing Love and then finding Hope, Through all of these things we must cope. Even when Life has knocked you down, Others will be there to bring you 'round, And so I tell you straight from my heart, Don't give up on Life, you have your own part. It might be that someone will need, Your words of guidance that they will heed, Yours might be the shoulder that they need to cry on, Yours might be the Love that they need to live on. Facing each day is what you must do, Deciding what course is the best one for you, Through all the pain and strife that comes along, Don't let it break you, it will make you strong. These have all been part of my Life, The joy, the pain, and the strife, And because of all the Friends I've found, My Life

How To Have A Successful Hookup
How to Have a Successful Hook-Up Single girls (and married ones!), we were wondering: When was the last time you boasted to your girlfriends about a mind-blowing one-night stand? An unbelievable fling? A hot friends-with-benefits encounter? If it's been a while since you felt that a wild night of casual sex earned you brunch-time bragging rights, you're not alone. For many women, sex of the "I just scored!" variety goes largely uncelebrated, and I'm here to tell you what a crying shame that is. The single gals of today have options galore when it comes to sexual satisfaction, and it's high time you (yes, you!) start enjoying that fact. But first, here are some guidelines for getting your head in the game: Understand That Sex Is Not Love For many people - male and female alike - this is a tough distinction to make. If you're one of those people, casual sex is unlikely to be in the cards for you. It's true that sex can be amazing when it's with someone you love - but is it alwa

Moving On!!!
Time will only tell what will happen..and finally it is time 2 move on..Move on 2 better things in life..Move on 2 better success in life...Move on in life without drama..Move on with a full commitment to the one I love the most!! Yesterday was a real eye wakening for me while I was in church!! Sum people take others for granted and its really messed...But all i can say is that God is the answer 2 everything!!

My Love, My Life!!!
My heart cant take no more .... Even though I love you and you say you love me...My heart cant take no more!!!! You are the one that I love...You are the one that keeps my heart beating....You are the one that I yearn for day after day....You are the one that i thirst and hunger for...You are the one and only that makes my life complete no matter who comes into my life...You are the one that knows the rythem and melody to my beat...You are the one who knows my every thought...You are the one that answer all my calls and please...YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING!!!! You are the one where I put you on the side for my pleasure, but never again God will I let you down because you are the lover of my life..you are the one who gives me strength...you are the one that put a song in my heart everytime i'm going through..God you are the one that ALWAYS BEEN SO TRUE!!! God You are MY LOVE AND MY LIFE!!

Home
Home, The word rolls off the tongue like bubble gum, soft and sweet and reminiscent. Where better to think of you. Lord, than at home?It is where we have our history, begin our traditions, take our tires of passage. It is where we are first loved, first safe, first found to be special. It is where we are sheltered and nourished, then equipped and sent on our way. Throughout it all, you sit invisibly in our midst yet are central, blessing our kitchens, where we receive and provide nourishment; bedrooms, giving us restorative sleep; yards and gardens, connecting us with your creation; windows and doors, letting in light and air; basements and attics, sustaining us in ways we often overlook; living rooms, arranging us in "come as you are" circles of families and friends. We feel your blessing on our lived-in homes. Help us see the beauty, the opportunities in them. Bless us , the homebodies.

Hungover =[
So last night I had taken 10 shots of Goldschloger and put the bottle back in the freezer, I had also took a Soma and a Fioricet. Well I apparently got online here on Fubar and was chatting away and went and got the liquor back out and sat here at the computer and drunk half of it. Surprise! I woke up this morning with the rolly stomach and having to hold on the the walls to make them quit moving. I finally vomited twice, both times that lovely yellow then green bile awful tasting crap. I feel a little better though, thank God. I still have that nasty taste in my mouth, I can't get rid of it.

Hurts
Somebody hates me and is trying to get others to hate me, too. How quickly bad news travels. Okay, Lord, I'll just hate back. I don't want to pray for this hateful person, even as I admit life must be rough to make them so mean-spirited. But does that make hating okay? Help me balance compassion for haters with accountability. This prayer has no end, for i need to work through this. Help me and soon, for there are real wounds in your world to heal, not just my hurt feelings.

Hustler -october 2008
HI! TO EVERYONE. ONE OF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE MAGAZINE HUSTLER IN OCTOBER'S ISSUE 2008! I HAD ENTERED A CONTEST CALLED 'BEAVER HUNT' FOR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THEY CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW ABOUT MY PICTURES BEING SENT TOO THEM AND OF COURSE I DID, I'M THE ONE WHO SENT THEM. SO NOW IT'S UP TO THE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR WHOM THEY LIKE OUT OF THE BEAVER HUNT, SO THEN I COULD GO ON AND DO A PHOTO SPREAD FOR HUSTLER, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE! DON'T YOU THINK? SO I NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, HOW'S ABOUT IT? THE OCTOBER ISSUE COMES OUT ABOUT JULY 24 AND IT'S THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THERE IS A CONTEST ENTRY FORM ON PAGE 9 AND ASK'S WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MONTH AND MY PICS ARE ON PAGE 140 AND UNDER THE NAME SUMMER! KISSES AND HUGS TOO EVERYONE!

Jokes
no this isn't a joke. I got downrated by some profile who's sole purpose was to rate everyone a 1. I'm not caring about points and hell, I think it'd be funny to be the lowest ranking member on fubar. Cause I sure ain't making it to the top with my tits. have fun, Brassman Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had

Sorry
Received a email asking why I have been so un sociable. Well here it is. I am not one to out my buisness, problems let alone talk about them. Very few selected people I feel I can just vent on. So here is the story. My 20 year old son has struggled through problems with drugs and alcohol since the age of 13. I didn't know this until I put him into rehab at the age of 16 that it started out so young. He stayed clean for a year and a half, then he turned the big 18. He figured since he was an adult he wouldn't have mom riding his ass about his drinking or pot smoking. I don't have a problem with partying (occasionally) but when all ur income is being used to support the habit it becomes a problem. I am not here to judge those of you that are users, this is my son I am talking about. Anyways, it has become more of a problem recently that has led to stealing from me etc.... So he was contacted by a army recruiter. Of course all they care about is the 2,000 $ bonus per person that joi

Things I've Made
So recently I've been learning to make "spammers" Mind you, I learned YESTERDAY lol Here's a few I made already It's very time consuming and I barely know what I'm doing but I think I've got a good handle on it so far. What do you think?!

He Makes Me Melt
Layin in bed awake last night just thinkin of you thinkin of you How far we've come how far how fast and wondering how does one define a thing so deep the depth so deep what went from us the perfect friends to now so heavy and deep so large as us the here and now. Wow! To rise a morning later not having slept for hours straight engulfed in thought with thoughts of you How far we've come how much we've breached and have we reached that perfect merge? What lies ahead I do not know. I cannot imagine a closer us. Could it still grow? And will we know? Can we make it to occur? What would it be like to bear the intensity of a more potent oneness? Could we stand the perfect bonding? I fear the power of more. And such were my thoughts until a moment ago last night. I want your powerful big arms around me, protecting my fragility as if I'm breakable. I want to wake up to your serene angelic face. To that playful smile on your lips. I want to heed your s

My Poem That Got Published
Today is a new day yesterday is gone and what tomorrow brings no one knows, yesterday I felt so happy that I was with someone. When the sun went down and darkenss looked me straight in the face I knew something was going to happen. The moment I looked into his eyes I saw something there that has not been there for a very long time. It was a star that had fallen out of the sky and fallen into my very arms. The miniute that he slammed the door in my face I looked down and saw my heart fall onto the floor into a million pieces. Then I looked up and saw him walk away and I thought to myself that I could have said something to make him stay but I knew that if I did it would just make things worse. With the emptyness that I am feeling I just sit on my bed and pray that one day that same star that once fell in my arms on that night would find its way back.

Everyone Hates A Downrater!!!
I had actually gone to this newbies page and rated her a 10, and fanned her. She came to my page and downrated me. So, I gave her a little fu-love!!!! If you're in the mood, go check her out and give her love, LMAO!!!!!!!!

Giveaways/contest I'm In
Want some free stuff? Would you like some free stuff? Then leave 100 comments on any of the following giveaways. For every 100 comments you leave you can choose 3 pictures for me to make for you. You can find them in the made for owners, made for friends, made for friends 2, made for myself. I will also give you 2 name tags along with the three pictures. Also for each 100 comments you leave I will give you 5k. So just click one of the pics and come help one of us or all of us out. This first giveaway needs 50k comments in 8 weeks for a HH! This next giveaway needs 5k comments for a regular bling pack! These next 3 giveaways need 20k comments each for a 3 Month VIP!!! These next couple of giveaways need 20k comments for a 70 credit bling pack! So please go and leave some comments at one or all of these giveaways!!! Thanks!!! This Pimpout and Offer Brought to You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU Owned by~Dr. Tre~CinDragon~Sil

Draga's Copyrighted Poetry
Another year comes to an end, and to the victims of Katrina, my prays I send. May they find a place to rest and food to eat, and get through the pain that lays at their feet. I pray for the familes of the lost, for they have paid a greater cost. What the floods did not destroy, cold hearts played with lives like a toy. In my darkest thoughts I think of sweet revenge, Those victimes whos death to avenge. They who left the helpless for dead, lets strap to a bed seal them in a water tight tomb and turn on the hose to share the same doom! but my inner dragon will then say, "To wish more ill, we would be no better than they. Heed these words to keep you wise. Sooner or later they will all pay for the victim's demise." Still, I should not dwell on the past, and I hope others learn from this and learn damn fast! God I have only one plea, that you not take my mother away from me. She gave me life To lose her would cut like a knife. I die inside to see her in pain

Americans Are . . .
Today I made a flippant, offhand remark. "A better question to ask is, are there any legal Americans in Texas anymore" It was a joke aimed at a woman asking if there were any nice guys left in Texas. In my shout box, a woman of Latino decent, reprimanded me, and claimed my joke was racist and Anti Mexican. Apparently ANY mention of "illegal aliens" is a slight against Mexicans who are here legally. Being from Maine, I didnt know this, we actually have white folks around here picking crops, digging ditches, and other labor intensive jobs that the rest of America, and Mexico , claim that Americans are no longer willing to do. I didnt apologize to her,, because A.) she was WICKED cute,, and, B.) it wasn't a racist remark. When we changed the subject we got along SO good. She's on my friends list now,, but the reason I bring it up is because the points she made MIGHT be valid in other parts of the country. WE don't OWE the poor people of the WORLD a free lunch ticket, be

My Boys
I might not know how to teach my boys to fight like a man but I have taught them never take the first swing if sum one wants to fight let them hit 1st then u can kick their ass My boys are my life, my world My boys make me laugh, they make me proud My boys is smart, they are kind My boys make me worry, they make me glad Im a single mother tying to raise my boys right I would not traid them for anything in the world I never regret having them in my life My boys is my life, my breath , my reason to keep my head up when I want to lay it down.

Bouncer Checks
so why cant they put them as a security level on our profile settings .. and people who don't want spam and so forth can set it on high and people who don't care can set it low or off and then we would only get bouncer checks on certain peoples pages especially if we pay for the vip's that way its our choice and most people are happy because personally i hate them lol and most agree they drive us crazy what do you think?

What Is Going On And Will Be Back In A Few Weeks
Well hello guys Im gonna be gone for more likely a month because I had bills that needed to be paid, so I did, and forgot to pay the cable/internet. So please dont delete me and show me lots of love, I will be able to check it once in awhile so if I dont get back to you right away then dont get mad.I will just not as fast as usual. So guys please help me out while Im gone... Love my owner since I may not be on and cant myself. I will upload pics when I can with my phone. Well I will miss my real frieds.. LOve you guys.... Ok well this is whats goin on in the next few days I may lose my cable, and internet. Will be on as much as possible. Will use it till its not on anymore. Will be back as soon as I figure it out though. While in my absence if you can show some love to my owner I would greatly appreciate. Not sure how many of you read these things. But thank you

Auction
Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi (repost of original by 'DJ ღWildღ RedSpirit - Mngr@MHOP/COL. WILDFIRE *A.O.D/FU WIFEY 2 POOH' on '2008-08-04 03:20:03') Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi

Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. Don't be scared now, you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post thes

Fubucks
I am looking to trade fubucks for bling packs. Send me a PM if you are interested.Here is what I am offering: 12 Bling pack: ------------------- 500k fubucks 100 11's during a HH 50 stash rates 25 Bling pack ______________ 700K fubucks 100 11's & 100 10's during a HH 100 stash rates 70 Bling pack ________________ 1 million fubucks 100 11's and 200 10's during a HH (if we have that many) 200 stash rates Will leave a comment on 100 of your pics Today at 3pm eastern time I am in a contest. The contest is on Stephanie Lynn's page. I do not have the link to my pic yet for the contest since it is not open yet but I will have Stephanie in my top 5 friends so you can find her page easy. I need lots of comments and rates fast. The contest is : The first 5 people to get 10,000 comments will WIN Auto 11 Bling. Any and all help will be GREATLT APPRECIATED. Thanks.

The Who, What, Why And How Of Hep C
What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a U.S. population of 294,619,855

Rape Awareness
I run a group on Facebook.com. This is how I found FUBAR. I was a rape education speaker at SDSU, where I learned to counsel and guide rape victims and survivors through the emotional trauma of this horrible crime. I currently have 810 members and hungry for more. If you don't have facebook make an account and join, if you do have facebook, you should join. http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=547377358#/group.php?gid=9124976633 I also support RAINN and other programs geared to helping women and men. RAINN HAS A SEXUAL ASSAULT ONLINE HELP HOT LINE! THE WEB'S 1ST SECURED AND ANONYMITY HELP ONLINE HOT LINE. CRISIS INTERVENTION. MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE AND OUR LIFE. http://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-online-hotline Please make thins world better than it is! Because if it is not use, then who?

Wtf...
Ok now everyone knows I work for 7-11, and for the most part I really love my job... Now with that said... I am sitting at home on a Sunday evening minding my own business and I get a phone call from the store to let me know that we had a call in for Monday morning.*sighs* Then they say oh BTW just thought you should know that a man called and said he is suing 7-11, I am like ok why... He said because WE sold him dead fishing worms...My responce was...*Laughing* Did you offer to refund his money? Their responce was yes and he refused to take a refund, but he did want to speak to you in the morning. Ok so I go into work the next morning, not really thinking about the whole worm issue... and then to my suprise this full grown man comes into the store and proceeds to tell me that he wants the 7-11 1-800#...So i give it too him, I then ask if there is anything I can do to help... He then goes on this long speel about how he is suing 7-11 because WE sold him dead fishing worms, I t

Darwin Awards
(2 February 2008, New York) A 50-year-old man was bird hunting in Upstate New York with his buddies and his faithful canine companion. They stopped for a smoke, and his dog found a deer leg bone! The man tried to take the bone away, but like any right thinking dog, the animal would not relinquish its treasure. He stayed just out of reach. Frustrated with this blatant show of disobedience, the man grabbed his loaded shotgun by the muzzle and began wielding it like a club. Each time he swung it, the dog dodged. Suddenly the "club" struck the ground and fired, shooting the man in the abdomen. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where he died from his injuries. He did remain conscious long enough to confirm this account to police; otherwise, his poor friends might now be under suspicion! At least he didn't hit the dog. (November 2007, Russia) Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the va

Last Day! Please Help!
We are down to the nitty-gritty & keep juggling between 2nd & 3rd place in contest! Please drop a few comments & re-rate pic! Contest closes at 5pm CST (6pm EST) today 7-8-08!!! Click on pic below to get there! Thanks to all who help!!!

Big Pimping Auction
Big Pimpin Auction You need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Entry fee the low low rate of 10k Auction will start as soon as I get 15 entries! Send me your entry fee & offers, along with pic to be made into a custom tag for the pimp we know you are! SULTRY

The Lady's Mistake As She Awaits The "perfect Romeo"
I now venerate the verification of love's values, as it vents, vainly vanquished Resulting in love's rules in re-living Romeo's resurrection relinquished Whether the weather be whatever to whoever whenever Love's line, living like light as it illuminates the livid eyes of the lover Yet damaged and diminished by the domineering doctrines dictated by man's decisions The mundane marks, made up maneuvers, manipulated by man's multiple matriculation Consensus, considering only Casanova candidates, skin color, car and case Great guys gather give great gist, girls give guys grimace Our opinion of Romeo overshadows the ongoing emotion, opening out love's oasis today His judgment of Juliet, jubilant and jejune, causing him to juxtapose and what his opinionated "Justified Jennifer," has to say. All empathize as an amateur is accepted and the amazing left asking The perfect player, palpates her part, and puts her through pain till his parting The boomerang bou

Poems
When I close my eyes at night, I see a light of hope. For today is the day that I know I must cope. I have to say that I wish my Dad was here today. He left us in such a way that we still don't know what to do. Ever since he walk into Gods' Door, I know he does not hurt anymore. Out of all the people in the world to see, I wish my Dad was here with me.

Need Fubucks???
Need fubucks? Leaving 100 comments on my contest pic will get you 1K fubucks, 200 comments will get you 3K fubucks, & 300 comments will get you 5K fubucks. Just # your comments then send me a private message when you are done. If you don't need the fu$, then just help out & leave a few! Thanks to all for the help! CONTEST ENDS TODAY @ 3pm pst, 5pm cst, & 6pm est! Click on the pic below to take you there!

This And That
Your Elf Name Is: Twinkles Candy Cane Lips Son of a nutcracker! What's Your Elf Name? Okay, new thought here, after doing this for a while this is kind of the Doctors pop quiz. After listening to the many variations of relationship woes, many lasting for years or short time, it is now quiz time. What do you really know about your b/f, g/f, fiancee, spouse, s/o? Can you really name 10 things about them or even better yet 10 things that you know about them that they either don't know themselves or don't think you know? Need a hint to start? Okay, what is their favorite song to slow dance to? Could you go to a store and buy something for them and it be the right size? What is their shoe size? Should I continue? Wish I could hear the comments that make you all think, but really, are they your best friend or not? Just my 2 cents. Okay, so it must be a Walmart thing, it seems this is the place where everyone's common sense and etiquette just get left at

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iii
Marcie laid there once again spreadeagled to the large bed by her wrists and ankles. It had been quite a day with Hilda. Hans’ sister did indeed make a sex slave out of her. Yet, the blonde haired Marcie couldn’t say she didn’t enjoy it. She’d always wondered what it would be like to go down on another woman and she sure found out. By her count she sucked off six pussies, counting Hilda three times. And she’d been butt fucked three times as well. But the grandest was that wonderful cunt fucking her Mistress gave her just before Hans returned from work. Even though she was trussed up Marcie felt totally relaxed.Thrilled to see her Master after a full day of not seeing him, she wondered, what was going on between Hans and his sister? He had told her to go to the dungeon– a place Hans had not shown Marcie yet– and prepare herself. Hans had not left the room yet and was gazing down at her with those gorgeous hazel eyes and she felt herself get moist again between her

What The F..k
Is there a point where you can reach a Level that the Bouncers will leave you alone, I have been on hear for years and I am now an assassin, you would think that at that level they would relive that I am a human and not a computer program, I mean come on now, I am sick of getting bugged by the bouncer every ten minutes. Earlier I posted a mumm asking for help to level up, it contained no foul words or nudity, but after only being up for less then 5 minutes it was deleted by our loving fubar staff and all my points from it were revoked. I dont see where I was wrong, what rules did I break, Now I am not being allowed to post any mumms. What the hell did I do wrong. I politely asked for help to level up and put it in the form of a yea or ney question. lol this is just to funny, well at least I pulled a couple thousand points. So to all the people who voted on my mumm and tried to help me out I say thank you so much...

I Found A Site That Actualy Gives You What You Want
i was going thru google bored as usual so i decided to put random words in the search one of those words was ringtone. it popped a list of sites and i came across a link for a site called phonezoo.com i decided to check it out and boy was i surprised.... its the first site i have found that tells the truth about free things. all you have to do is create a screenname and password input nothing real personal of information click register and then it will bring you to another page where you have to give your number and cell phone carrier as well as and brand and model of your phone and your set. the kool thing about this site and why i am telling everyone is because you can upload music files and create your own ringtones from that file and save them and automatically send it to your phone, you can also upload pictures and games(this i haven't figured out yet)... heres the link to the site.... www.phonezoo.com hope everyone enjoys

Tips On Gas!!!!!!
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon: Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA, we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel, the next day is jet fuel and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallon s. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, t

To Lose And Gain
This is the last of four poems I wrote about Liz and i and our constant battles with our illnesses. This one I wrote the day she told me they said they could no longer help her. The complete set is called Learning to Dance...Someday you will see the other three. The Dance was Lost By:SRJ. ©March 18, 2008 The light began to fade, The dance floor was all scraped. I’d Tangoed my will, I’d found my way. The Dance without Lizzie is never the same. I tried to hold on, The best that I could. Her hand lost my grip, And she was carried away. All at once I saw her sway. She’d joined the last dance, The one that I always fought. I have to help her was my only thought. Try as I might I was meant to lose, The dance I needed to save her groove. Our eyes wept as she danced away, Lost forever, until that final day, When we will all dance our way To a much better place. So, I learned to dance, I’d Tangoed my will and my way. From this last dance, For now, I s

Friends
Wanna own me? im up for auction till aug 8th place ur bid!! xoxoxo Hello all! Im jus basically posting this blog because I have around 800 friends on here and thats alot of effin friends lol well anyways I jus want u to kno that I do greatly appreciate the love u show me and I may not always return the favor so Im askin u to lemme kno who you are so I can get back at u...I dont want anyone thinking Ima stuck up bitty lol cuz really Im not..if it wasnt for u guys I wouldnt of leveled to 19 in less than a month...u guys are truly awesome!! Love, K

Please Read!
Most of the time when i am on here, I get the prividge of meeting wonderful people on here and make friends and well some of you, I get to be friends with but there are SOME OF YOU who I visiti to say hello to and i help RATE your pictures and the only thing you do is just visit and then become

Wut Happend 2 Tha Stash?
No where Else 2 put them So here ya Go.. Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums

50 Love Quotes
1. "Love comforteth like sunshine after rain" William Shakespeare in Venus & Adonis 2. "Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless". Thomas à Kempis (1380-1471), German monk, mystic, in The Imitation of Christ, pt. 3, ch. 6 (1471). 3. "Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women like to be a man’s last romance". Oscar Wilde 4. "We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities". Jacques Jacques Maritain 5. "The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring." Oscar Wilde 6."Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it... It really is worth fighting for, risking every

Second Leading Reason For Devorce
I'm sure you know the 1 cause of divorce. That's right - money. But do you know what the 2 cause is? Amazingly, it's not sex. It's not infidelity. It's not verbal abuse. Nope, it's not even leaving the toilet seat up or fighting over the toothpaste cap. What is it, you ask? What is the huge problem responsible for the breakup of couples and families the world over? It's differences in parenting... Think about it - I don't know about you, but I can barely stand it if my husband doesn't treat the dog the way I want him to. Imagine having a beautiful, defenseless child dependent on you for everything, and having strong disagreements with the child's other parent about how to care for them. Maybe your partner is more strict than you are. Or perhaps they believe in spanking and you don't. Or just the opposite - you're the strict one who believes in rules and discipline, but your partner encourages your kids to do whatever they want and shirk responsibility. Iro

Playmates
BLING AUCTION! Do you love blings? Do you know what you get out of them? Would you like to have a Bling pack? Have a Limo bling? How much in fu-bucks are you willing to give? You want them?Come and get them! very single playmate is having a bling auction! Shes auction a limo bling and a small bling pack! You want them? Well come and get them! Come and place your bid! Theres soo many points you can get from them! Click on the pictures below to place your bids! You know you want them! Music Video:DON'T CHA (by Pussycat Dolls)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-31 03:55:32') red is for the blood they shed september eleventh two thousend one blue is for the tears we cried when we saw what they had done white well thats for the innocence of all the people lost we

Jokes And Humor
You might be a redneck if... More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> You might be a redneck if... Your Christmas tree is still up in February. You've ever been arrested for loitering. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

For Me
Negative Calorie Vegetables Asparagus Beet Root Broccoli Cabbage Carrot Cauliflower Celery Chicory Hot Chili Cucumber Garden cress Garlic Green Beans Lettuce Onion Radish Spinach Turnip Zucchini Negative Calorie Fruits Apple Blueberries Cantaloupe Cranberry Grapefruit Honeydew Lemon/Lime Mango Orange Papaya Peach Pineapple Raspberry Strawberry Tomato Tangerine Turnip Watermelon

Well... Louisiana Here I Come
Well I'm not liking this at all. BUT it's happening and I can't really fight it anymore. So I'm packing up and moving. Matter of fact, this is my last week in Texas. I can't believe I'm even saying that. But I'm moving to Denham Springs Louisiana. It's a small town about 30 minutes North of Baton Rouge. There are lots of pluses to moving too. There is a school there for my Daughter that can help her deal with the ordeal she has just been through with being missing and all. Which I am very excited about! We'll have land of our own. LOT of it! 75 acres of land with a 15+ acre lake sitting on it, a river that runs through it, a pond, and a forested area. So that's cool. It's about a 4 hour drive to the Florida coast. About a 2 hour drive to the Louisiana coast. So tons of fishing. There's also casinos! LOL Not to mention the sheer history of the state which I think will be cool to learn about and explore all the historical sites. And the Ghost Hunting will be AWESOME!!! So ..

Various Music
Nintendo - Remixes - Tetris Happy Hardcore Techno.mp3 - Nintendo - Remixes - Tetris Happy Hardcore Techno theme songs - Nintendo - Super Mario Brothers.mp3 - Ice Box (Remix)-2007 - Omarion ft.Usher & Fabolous

Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo

Things Kids Say
The kids are constantly in and out of the livingroom. Well during one of the younest's trips into the livingroom. he sees my paper from my salute that i did last nite. And as he is looking as it. He informs me that my "i" in tink is upside down.. Poor guy was completely confused when i told him i knew and that mommy did that on purpose.. lol Him and his brother are constantly informing hubby and I that we dont write anyway. We scribble... ha ha ha

Fun
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC

Poems That I Wrote
My heart I give to her with faith and trust My soul mate life with her until my dieing day a must Afraid as we both are I know in my heart she feels the same As partners for life a team in a life thats no game We're taking our time making sure the right paths we're taking This time no mistakes a unbreakable bond and solid foundation we're making Love every night is what what we'll be shaken Next to her every morning is where I want to awaken As i go throught the empty feeling of missing her another day I sometimes think to myself what things would be like if they went another way Sometimes emptyness grows so strong i want to ball up and cry Knowing that she's coming homes is what gets my eyes dry For me it's her that makes life for me worth another try

Mini Me
days have been so wasted and torn since the day you left me in the dark all i can see is your face tellin me that you have found someone else that makes you so much happier and i feel like the days have turned into the night you left and it never ends i keep living that moment till im about to go crazy. days and days pass since that dreadful night

Auction
Hey yall thats right i am up for auction with lots to give cum and check it out and if u cant bid just leave a comment MUAH http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1894141&albumid=1110967&i=1556657609&idx=3 http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1894141&albumid=1110967 i am up for auction with lots to offer so if u want to have fun come bid on sweeettits. Lotsa luv yall

Ahh Kids
my neice 5 yrs old: "there's this old ugly troll who lives under the bridge. and the bridge is made of caca" in the car with daddy driving home:"want fries with that shake" yells out to boy's walkin by on the street. yesterday singing in the hall way: "I want you, i want you so bad baby" from Sgt Pepper movie..

The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young

My Lady
Woman of my Dreams by LateNiteFantasy© In those empty moments Thoughts of you fill my days When life allows the time I slowly slip into a daze Every time I close my eyes I see your amazing smile Like a modern day computer Your beauty is on file Hair so silky and smooth Eyes that pierce the soul Luscious and pouty lips Are only parts o’ the whole Your beauty rivals Aphrodite She holds no candle to you Though you have your doubts Your sensuality shines through I see you in my dreams Be it day or night Trying to control my feelings With all my strength and might Our friendship constantly grows Long destined to be more My love will never die In hopes you may open that door You are special and loved I will cherish you forever You’ve captured my heart It is yours forever To Midnight by LateNiteFantasy© 10 to Midnight A Twinkle In your eyes A song in your words... You can’t believe how alive I feel How desperate for my l

Ugh Life
Lilith was ONE of the first Vampyres, as I see... The Christian God a long time ago had created Adam, and at the same time he created Adam’s first wife, Lilith, out of dust as he did with Adam. They were of the same material; God and Adam wanted Lilith to be under them, to crawl, as typical men think but she wanted to stand beside them and be equal. She denied to lie under Adam when mating and when they would not accept this, she went away from them, to the Earth. God sent 3 angels out to bring her back. They found her at the Red Sea, where she kept a lot of demons as her lovers, and she gave birth to over 100 demons each day. These demons were Vampyres, creatures, and other demons like them. So the angels told her, that she should come back to Eden and if she did not, they would kill her demons. She told them, that even that was better than returning to the Garden. She stayed at the Earth, and God created Eve to Adam. Eve gave birth to Gods children, the common people in the

Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allo

Phoenix's Bully
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE

Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.

My Blog Lol
It's very simple, the person who will bid the most personal NSFW pictures including some new ones for my own personal viewing pleasure. Must be more than 20 total pictures. The prize is 30,000 fu bucks. We all know that regular sex is an important part of a healthy, happy relationship, but did you know that regular sex is also an important part of a healthy, happy body? Indeed, sex is more than just a pleasurable activity — it is a big part of who we are, both emotionally and physically. A recent Newsweek article found that regular sex has six amazing health benefits — it can increase a youthful appearance, it can promote the production of germ-fighting antibodies, it can strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor, it can burn calories, it can stabilize a woman’s menstrual cycle and it can offer natural pain relief in the form of orgasms. While a healthy sex life can contribute to a healthy body, an unhealthy body can also contribute to an unhealthy sex life. If your sex life has

New To The Fu
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!

Just Some Thoughts
Really some rambling thoughts... Hmmm...Spent some time today thinking ( That itself is dangerous!!!) I've really had too much thought time( Is that possible?) On my page I spoke about some health problems.What you may not know is I used to weigh 200 lbs... Yea more fat stuff!!! I also used a wheelchair off and on for a couple of years and still have trouble walking sometimes.Now, I am able to get around more but I still have two left feet!!! This is a problem that will only get worse.So, Life to me is very important. I have two discs missing from my lower back.(Parts shorted ...:::giggles::: Anyone have extras?) It causes me a great deal of pain. gotta live with some huh? Nonetheless...reading all the comments in mumms about fat people and wheelchair use really P...me off!!!And ex's and God and... Try not to laugh...!!! I really try not to curse,Doesn't mean I ever have or ever will again.Just not my thing..'nuff said. Anywho...those that have estudad running amuc

Sexy
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yo

Profile Link
What happened to the days when a date was easy to get? Where the ladies and guy really cared about one another and really wanted to have a life together? What happen to the day where people could have fun and no one thought it was wrong to do stuff and go out and just hang out for fun? Welp, guess the is the 2000 years guess all that past away and gone.. or you can call me ol fashion either way I'm good. Just wish it was back and the world had respect for one another and their self.. Comment all ya want!!! Do you know why we have rainbows? It is a promise from God to us that He will never flood the earth again. There are about 7 colors in a rainbow. (7days in a week) Have you ever looked at the rain bow? What color is the first color you see? Isn't it red? Do you know why it is the color red? well, here it is: There are 7 days in a week, when God made the promise to us that He'll never flood the earth again, He put 7 colors in it. The colors are: RED,ORANGE,YELLOW,GREEN

Great Friends!!
Please show Love to these wonderful people: SouthernBaby, A great friend: ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar PreciousMoments, Another Great Friend: Preciousmoments@ fubar ~MARIA~ *SEXY LETTE FROM KENTUCKY* ~ ~CLUB MYSTIC~@ fubar Please show them some love. Mae Mae, A great friend and my owner: † MaE - mAe †{CLUB MYSTIC}{SHADOW LEVELERS}* Owner of Jade&Jaksonsmom*@ fubar My Sister: gaigeandmorgynsmom~ Club Mystic~@ fubar Kristeen76, A great friend: * Kristeen76*owned by jade&jaksonsmom Member of TheUniversal Alliance ,MAD HATTERS,The IRA.and G

Nicolas Flamel
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for

Bath
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Court
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:

Juggalo Faith
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does n

For Betty By Me From The Bad Wolfy
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8

For A Friend
Come see Spanish at the cell Playmate Lil Spanish Mamita is up for auction. If you would like the chance to own this vixen click on the picture below to get started The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

My Diamonds!
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêÐ ß¥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar

Photo Contest
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs

About Me.
Will be at River Run Campground! A Child's View of Thunderstorms A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she feared the electrical storm might harm her child. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did she saw her little girl walking along. At each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up, and smile. Another and another flash of lighting followed quickly and with each the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile. When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to her 'What are you doing?' The child answered 'I am tryi

My '13k' Contest
WOOOHOOOOO I am so excited!!!! My 1st Opportunity to Win Something Here!!!! Thank You Tee!!!!& fellow FuBombers Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs(Comments) on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Thank You for your help in advance!!!!! OUR LOVED & GENEROUS HDPetesUltra is in a TATTOO BOMBING & RATE CONTEST...... HE NEVER ASKS US FOR ANYTHING YET HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE TO LEVEL US UP OR DO WHATEVER WE NEED OR JUST TO MAKE US SMILE...... LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LOVE IN RETURN BY RATING HIS PIC & DROPPING SOME COMMENTS!!!!

In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cr

Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i

Friends
Theres alot of things that I can say about my friend MOP but one things allways stands out. His ability to open his heart up. Like usual the circumstance of how I came across Mop is forgotten but I remeber feeling completely comfortable with him. Like I had known him forever. We have this uncanning ability to be honest and ourselves when were together. I remeber all the times we stayed up late, sparing in the mumms. Trying to one up the other. I belive I usually win, he might say different but we all know whos the sarcastic bitch around here. I have to say to really be my friend you have to put up with my blunt sometimes way to direct opinions. And boy has Mop heard them all. Its amazing that all it takes to cheer him up is to insert two pencils up my nostrils and call it a day. He reminds me on a constant basis that you can open yourself up and belive that true love is out there. That with allowing yourself to be open to the experiance is the only way to find that speci

Why Is The World Nutless
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas

When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y

So Here I Am
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.

Hepatitis C Virus
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census

Giveaways-need To Get These Done So We Can Move On And Help Our Friends=)need My Friends(repost)
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾

My Lover,my Life
The Lord & his Lady Well July 4,2008 was a very Joyous Occassion.m'Lady Witoka (Deanna)& I Lord Wolf (Jeff)Finally met.To Declare our Love for 1 another.We spent 5 Glorious Days & Nights together. For the Longest Time I was Afraid I felt I wasn't good enough for her..But the Love we have for each other has Prevailed.Deanna is so Thoughtful,Kind,Loving,Down to Earth, Ginuwine an most Beautiful.Best 5 Days of my Life,.She is my Shining Star my Life,She is my Love I have Searched, for seems like for Centuries.I have finally exsperianced her undieing Love,I am ever so Greatful.I Love You Deanna, all my Heart & Soul,I Cherish You Deanna,You are my Dream Girl,My Life. How our Saga Began: Deanna was my First Royal Elite Bomber when I Co-Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Back around Febuary-March 07. She has been my Fubar Wife 2x's.An is now Owner of the Kingdom of Wolves,that I also Founded.Deanna & I have been threw much Turmoil but Hopefully th

Mistress And Other Bdsm Training Tips!
Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persuaded to not have an orgasm or distracted from their body's natural orgasmic response. But if you can not learn these basics, you will not have an effective orgasm control tr

Funerals
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was

Phillip
see just like u i wanna let my feeling out for u... when i first meet u i did not wanna fal in luv wit u cause i was to soon,but i showed me a side of u that i liked a lot,and i was something tru and seemed so real,but as time went on and we meet u took my breath away,and then i knew that my feeling for u grew stronger and stronger for u. and then i knew i did not wanna loose u at all. i opened up to u in a way i never opened up to anyone before and i did and said things i never did before i felt so happy wit u...it seemed like nothng could tear us apart... but then after a while i did and said stupid things that pissed u off but u stuck by me threw them and held on.... but now i realize i luv u and i wish we could have stayed together... im soo sorry bout the things iv's done and said....i wish i could take it bak and fix my mistakes...just remember baby i still luv u and i miss u and last week when we were toghter was the best 4 days we've had yet... and i did grow close as u s

My Fu-family
Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me. Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and my family and friends and most of the time I'd still like to hear you talk about yours too. Please understand the difference between "happy" and "healthy". When you've got the flu you probably feel miserable with it, but I've been sick for years. I c

Bullys
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New Pics
okay so i added new pictures if you want to check em out feel free to and rate if you like too i'll try to get a few of the mtn top camping and such maybe a rock climbing picture or something tossed in for good laughs too. thanks for the adds and vieiwing the pics signed Quiksilver2110

Lady Guinevere
She had eyes the colour of onyx her skin was milky white With hair like the legend Rapunzel, its shade the black of night ~ Her beauty and her spirit like a filly no one had tamed The Lady, in her loveliness Guinevere was her name. She had come betrothed to Arthur King of this fair land "Camelot" was his kingdom which he powerfully ran ~ With nothing much to offer him except the love within her heart She promised him forever, a gift she did impart. She knew only one way to love a man Guinevere told the King And with her body, heart and soul she would give herself to him ~ A promise she had meant to keep deep within her soul For the gift of her true love would be one that made her whole. One day a man who was a wanderer came to Camelot He carried no riches with him though a peasant he was not ~ His sword was his one possession but he was not a knight; Then he saw the Lady Guinevere with her skin of milky white. Fo

Bling...fubucks,..need Em?
Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling???? If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed. Prizes will be 1st place 2 million Fu-Bucks and a 25 pack of bling. 2nd place is 1 million Fubucks. 3rd place will be 500k in Fu-Bucks. There will also be a rate bonus prize of a 12 pack of bling for the top person with rates at the end of the contest when the 3rd place prize is given. If you are interested in joining please send me a private message with a SFW picture that you would like too use. GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar Please Repost

Ten Best Ways
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregn

G Spot Lounge
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Wtf
WTF? you know what gets me is when people come to your page after you're done visiting theirs and rate all their pics and what not and most of them visits your and rates only a few pics of yours... in all due respect be motherfucking serious what you have others things better to do at the last second or something. i have come across alot of people who ask for help leveling and what not and want all their stuff rated and though they say they will return the favor they only do a half ass job of returning the love and what not. so heres my advice to all you who like to half ass jobs... if you're gonna go and rate only a few pics and what not you're better off not rating anything at all and just go on with your pretend last minute things and what not and just let the people who truly want to help out do it for you cause if ou're to lazy to retur the favor then fuck it who needs your help you would just be wasting space and what not. and for al of you who think i am being whi

Bdsm Glossary
Tampon training - Rectal insertion of tampons by male submissives to empathize with the female menstrual cycle. Tantric Yoga, Vajrayana Buddhism - Indian means for achieving a transcendent spiritual state that incorporates sexual and meditative techniques. There are many paths to enlightenment and erotic exploration is one. Tawes. taws - Thick rigid leather with a lengthwise slit (or slits) in it used in a paddle-like fashion. Thud - A blow that is felt at a deeper level than sting, Thud is usually easier to tolerate, but may actually be more damaging as it can cause deeper bruising. Tit torture - Erotic play involving the breasts. Tolleyboy - A locking chastity belt made in England of rubber-lined stainless steel. Top - One who takes the active role in physical scene, but not necessarily emotional/mental control. Top's disease - A state of self-delusion wherein the top believes his own fantasy of dominant superiority. Top

~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!!
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾

Stressing Situations
well for the ones that know me.they know that i got married june of last year.well its been an interesting ride lately. i wont go into much on here just in case they see it.well im now looking at divorce and im stressed out and worried how im goin to make ends meet.if anybody has my personal email addys drop me a note and give me some help.i really need some support through this time so.hopefully some can help.ttyl people Kevin

One Word...ninja
Hmm...my first blog. I wonder what it will be about. Should I be an intellectual and talk about politics, the environment, genocide, or religion? Should I just use this as a diary and talk about the mundane and/or exciting things that go on in my life? Honestly, I have no idea. Since I'm so indecisive it hurts, I probably will do both. This would probably work better if someone knew anything about me. Anything. I love that feelings that you get in your chest when you know someone is about to say that they love you. Yeah, that's cheesy, I know, but alas...it tis true! I also love that feeling you get when you know you're getting your favorite cake for your birthday. Speaking of cake, I think it would own to open a bakery. Enough about that. I work at Best Buy. It's pretty much the best job ever. I love it. I honestly think I could work there for years, but I hope my life leads me other places. Speaking of other places, I need to transfer schools. I want to be somewhere else..

Who Wants To Own Me
hey i seen several people are hosting a auction on thier pages so im gonna do it this way a lil defferent. Place your BIDS ON ME HERE!! The highest will get to own me for a month ill offer all my 11s to your pics owned by you in my name pimp you out on my profile and in my blogs and i will add you to my family all of this for one month if the bid gets high enough i will add some more to this Also i am BI so Men & Women Place your Bids Now Place what you will bid in a comment on this blog ty

George Carlin
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.

Jokes
A guy and girl were fucking and when they were finished, she started stroking his cock. He said " Oh, do you want some more? " She replied No, I'm just admiring it, I used to have one." My friend John sent it to my phone I thought it was funny

Hollywood Plastic Peeps
Hollywood is a place i would compare to junior highschool. everyone in JHS spends most of their time trying to determine where on the chain of popularity they fit into. same in hollywood...what kind of car do you drive, what do you do, who do you know, how can you help me become the next gwen stefani or carmen diaz....it's actually pretty sad, pathetic and a fucking joke...these people in the entertainment industry out here are liike spooge on the balls of the world...they may be on a high rung on the ladder of the Biz here, but come on dorks...you're spineless puss fucks. these people are more insecure than a 450lb freshman cheerleader. and best of all..everyone out here will kiss your ass until they determine whether or not you're "above" them on the pecking order and path to their grammy, oscar. or "imafukenluser" award. These thoughts come from me not out of bitterness towards my own career...I have my name on 35 million records and have worked on multiple grammy award winning albu

Words Of Wisdom
Story of a stupid Rooster There was a story once told about a rooster who tought he had it all...he walked around the chicken coop like he was cock of the walk.....the farmer liked the rooster, but the rooster didn't listen to him when he told him what to do....this went on for about 18 months. The farmer kept buying him feed and feeding him each day. He even spent lots of money and built the rooster a house. but the rooster didn't respect the farmer and continued to act like he was the end all of roosters. The farmer reminded the rooster that he had helped him become the cock of the walk by making his feathers look good and telling all the other farmers about him and how great he was. But all the rooster did was strut around saying "look at me I'm a fabulous rooster" But the farmer started getting tired of not being listened to and not being respected. So one day the farmer walked out to the chicken coop and the rooster strutted around him to let everyone know that he was a special

Waste Of Time
I'm writing this while wondering why you're reading it...with so many blogs on the web I can only imagine that if you are reading this then you must not have much of a life....well If that's the case I'm sorry...the fact I'm typing this to let you know you have no life demonstrates the lack of life I actually have...haha. Anyway. Hi and thanks for reading this...I have nothing truely interesting to say, at least nothing interesting to anyone other than me. So now that i've entertained myself with something interesting to only me and determining that you have no life 'cause you're reading this......I'll let you go. Peace

So Not Just Another Day
umm it's kinda late..making a bully all gq and stuff tomorrow when i'm fully awake..lol but like to announce. it's paul's bday.. yay.. so glad God gave us such an awesome great sweet guy.. go show him fu love.. if you don't know him u should.. he's so real and an awesome person. eh words can't even describe. ♥ ya Paul.. your the bestest friend any person can have. *hugs* ~dina rocks Pâµ|@ fubar

Funnies
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Befor

Fublings
Hi I am in a giveaway for a 6 month vip and 70 fublings. I would appreciate any help I can get. Just click on the picture link and give me as many comments you can. Thank you Linda Hi,I am in a fubling giveaway. All help will be appreciated. Click on my picture at the bottom of this page and leave all the comments you can. Thank you very much....Linda

Just Some Poems I Wrote Yes I Wrote Them :p
Fury blinds me; Fury guides me; Fury hides what I feel inside. Fury gives me strength to hurry and hide. Fury encases me,encloses me,protects me. Fury is my friend; Fury is my enemy; Fury is my life,my death. Fury is all I have left.... Thank you again fury for ur help and for ur insperational name :P Always we will love each other but never will it be fully realized or explored in my dreams I hope in my hope I pray that one day you and I will play beneath the moonlight in the wave of eternity and our love will be known. Poem By Phoenix7113 My heart burns,my soul yearns, my mind turns; Is this love I feel? So afraid to open my eyes; To afraid to see what some one might steal from Me, what I feel deep inside. My heart burns with this feeling I'm to afraid to see. I feel it in my soul, it burns in my mind, so afraid that it will be stolen from deep inside. Do I open my eyes? Will you be there? Or will you only be imaginary?. Phoenix special t

Musings
I got a message from an italian man who clearly didn't speak english. I'm posting it only because I got such a kick out of how awful the translation was. so....I’ll write you something about me… On 20 February 1959 was born in Turin, dad from Napoli ( journalist) and mother from Genova (dressmaker), a child who was given the name of Walter.His parents decided that their coming to Turin should coincide with a substantial change in their lives. They built in that city a chocolate factory! Walter, grew up to 18 years at home with mom, dad, baby-sitting, paternal grandmother at home and cocoa butter! So ..... a movie !!!!!!! Hopping to 27 years, Walter, after various studies imposed by parents (industrial chemical expert), emigrated to Milan starting themselves living out with friends until late, knowing people working and earning all alone .....A waiter in ice cream .. seller of insurance services .. Sales Manager ... .. university student worker in London! Cultural anthropolo

Season Of The Man
I admit it, I am addicted to Project Runway. If you've never seen the show, they match up seven gay guys, two moms, two heterosexual "edgy"(mental problems) girls, and two lesbians,and the token heterosexual guy, room them together, and the create "fashion" Take one out of work supermodel (Heidi Klum), various guest judges you've never heard of, and two celebrities per season that you have, and they think they know fashion. Those are the ones that get the queers all a twitter. They have a bunch of episodes, and everyone on there tells you what a piece of shit everyone else is, and why their clothes are the best. They live in tiny condo's, and you occasionally see them eat, but mostly you see them drink. This helps fuel the cattiness. Like they need help. Tim Gunn is the fashion "expert". who seems to wear the same variety of suit week after week. Granted, he's dressed very nattily in his tailored suit, but for being on the cutting edge of fashion, its pretty boring. S

Pheelings!
ive never had a simple life when it comes to emotions, im to sensitive, to busy thinking about how other people feel and putting my self last. this explains why woman treat me the way they do. this will never end until i stop being so selfless im so far on the extreme side of selfless that its unhealthy! so i vow from now on to become a total selfish pr!ck. that way when im nice it will seem incredible and deep and profound, instead of just "how i am"

Friends
I am writing this to tell you all that with my contest up and running, and the bar tab just flying by, I will probably miss some of the rates you leave me. I am not doing this intentionally, it's just that there are so many people comment bombing, it is next to impossible to keep up. Sooooooooo, if you have rated any of my things, and I have missed you, PLEASE let me know so I can return the "love" you left me. Hopefully, the contest will end in a week or so and things will get back to some normalcy. Thank you and I hope you understand!

Passion
You know that look in her eyes, The look that brings you alive, The look that stirs the depths of your soul, The look that makes you ever so bold. The look that leads you to a caress, Sending shivers up your spine no less, The touch of her lips set you on fire, Burning you up with such a desire. Pulling her close your body responds, Hating the clothes that you have on, Popping a button in all your haste, Hating the time you have to waste. Quickly now you fall on the bed, Only thoughts of her fill your head, Each of you knows where this Passion will lead, Neither satisfied 'til you fulfill all your needs. Harder and faster the Passion does drive, Letting you know that you are alive, Closer and closer you draw to the end, But neither really wanting this to end. Together you both explode in the night, Feeling that the whole world is now right, Collapsing together, both of you spent, Happy with how well this night has went. And there you lay in each othe

Drowning In The River Of Life
There are times when this life gets me down, I feel like my hands and feet are bound, Sinking in the River of Life, starting to drown, Feeling so lost, like I will never be found. The depths are the darkest, no hope in sight, Trying to go on, not giving up the fight, Looking for a reason to go on living, The River of Life is uncaring, unforgiving. Further the cold dark current does carry me, Away from all those that could have saved me, Deeper and deeper the waters carry me down, To the bottom of despair, where no hope is found. I scream as the River of Life suffocates me, Clawing, kicking, trying to fight free, The longer it goes on, the more I weaken, Down, down as the hopelessness deepens. So tired of the struggle, can't go on, Giving up as the River of Life flows on, Carried away from all life's endeavors, As Death carries me away forever. DQA

Funny Joke
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

The Soldier
Soldiers are volunteers, but you burn the flag so they can come home. They fight for your freedom. you fight your local government to slander his name. You call him a murderer. Hes the local boy who calls his father crying because he had to take the life of an iraqi who killed the boys best friend. Soldiers are heros. who wish every day of their life that the war will end and they can come home. but they never wish for a moment to leave the people of Iraq or Afghanistan to the oppression or murder that they faced before. Support your troops. They hold up your liberty with the sweat on their brow and the weight on their back. Respect your flag. Pledge your allegience. and take of your hat to the national anthem. It means something to a soldier

Why
Why do people insist on fucking the MUMMs up with sdtupidity.........I am really getting sick of the assinine individuals who insist on making my time in here not fun anymore......... Boobies and/or ass pics welcomed from the ladies...............LOL

My Hair
I have had a love/hate relationship with my hair since I became a teenager. (I think all girls do) Some days it does so wonderful. No fly aways, straightens perfect, ahh the joys of a good hair day. Other days I would wanna shave my head. You couldn't even put a hat on or pull it in a ponytail that looked worth a fuck. Then as I got older, I learned little tricks to aid in my good hair days and fell in love with my hair. It's my pride, well besides my tits. Recently though I have been losing my hair. I'm not talking one or two strands either, I'm talking clumps. When I take a shower I have to keep removing hair from the drain so the tub wont fill up. =[ I can tell how thin it is getting in pictures, when I brush it and when I pull it up. It makes me cry =[

My Kids
i figured i would write a mumm askin wat i should do be single or look for somone an i gottin some hatefull shit from everyone im not doin this for me im doin this for them they deserve a dad like everyone else an i think them not havin a father figure in there life is makin them think they are more powerful then me i mean my daughter hates that there isnt a male figure in her life for her an they both feel like there the reason they dont have a dad an its not .there dads made the choice to have there own life wit noone in it includin the kids they left them hangin wit me an they hate it i know i tried my damn hardest to make them happy with jus me but thats not good enough for them an they show that to me everyday i know that im lonely but there lonely jus as well an my friends are never there for me an its hard to go out anywere when i have noone to watch the kids i barely make any money for anythin but im tryin my hardest an people dont understand that

I Actually Like This Site.
Just wanted to say I actually like this site. I do have to get used to it though. It's hard on the eyes and there seems to be a lot of shit to it. Check out for more interesting blogs though. I woke up thinking everything that happened last night was a dream but it wasn’t. I saw the proof on the floor, all those spent rubbers. Damn, there were a lot of them. One, two, three… I’m picking them up from my messy room. Well it wasn’t messy before we got here but now it’s a wreck; a wreck full of memories. I have to call Crazy. Where’s my cell phone. I just know this girl didn’t steal my … oh there it is. I hate when Crazy just lets her phone ring, I know she’s looking at it teasing me. “Hee-e-e-e—lll-l-ll-oooo, X, call me back I’m having sex.” “Why do you always pick up the phone when you’re having sex?” “Because I like everyone calling to know that I’m having sex.” “Hello, Hello?” She already hung up. I called back; knowing she would p

Will You?
not to be used as a turn on! must be truthful...) you will get a quick response and ponit status! STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!! Begin...... What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you own an

Stun Gun Gift
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what tha

Ill Be Your Gardian Angel For Ever !!
WELL I AM IN MY FIRST EVER ACTION..DO YA WANT TO OWN ME????? WELL MAKE A BID IT RUNS TILL AUG.18TH LETS SEE WHO CAN GET ME!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=578743&albumid=1079614&i=3822057398#89185609 I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS, I SEND U THE VERSION WITH THE LYRICS BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HEAR THEM AND KNOW WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY HERE. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU THROUGH IT ALL, EVEN IF SAVING YOU SENDS ME TO HEAVEN. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PERSON YOU FEEL LIKE THIS ABOUT?? IF YOU THINK OF SOMEONE SPECIAL AND MISS THEM VERY MUCH TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM NOW BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SEE THEM AROUND AGAIN LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY NOT COME LET THEM YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM NOW SO DONT WAIT TILL TOMARROW TO SAY YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY BE TO LATE!!!!!!!!

Stop Talking Shit Online So Serious People!
YOU GUY'S NEED TO LIGHTEN UP AND GET OFF MY FUCKING NUTT'S,SO TO SPEAK.I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING A BUNCH OF WHINEY LITTLE PUSSY'S ASKING ME,"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK,JUST SAY SO?".SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY,YOU GUY'S ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN'S.I'M SICK OF GETTING BITCHED AT BY SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW OVER SOMETHING STUPID OR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A BIG DEAL AT ALL OR SOMETHING YOU'VE CREATED IN YOUR HEAD.I AM NOT IGNORING ANYBODY,I AM BUSY,I HAVE 2 KID'S AND NOBODY HELP'S ME WITH THEM,A CAREER,I'M DOING ONLINE COLLEGE,FRIEND'S THAT I DO SEE AND A HOUSE TO MAINTAIN,SO I'M SORRY IF I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT ONLINE AND WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO EMAIL ME OR IM ME AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK TO EVERYBODY THAT TALK'S TO ME,THIS IS JUST THE INTERNET PEOPLE,QUIT TAKING THIS SHIT ALL PERSONAL.STOP STARTING SHIT,IT'S LAME AND MAKE'S YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.READ MY 10 FUCK YOU'S ON FB.MOST TIME'S AND I'VE TO

The Journey Of Us
The Journey Part 1 by LateNiteFantasy© You burt into my life And turned it upside down. i fell unto my knees shaking on the ground. i tried to get away i didn't ever realise the impact you made that day. i fought the inner battle i fought it tooth and nail. As if W/we were competing and i knew that i would fail. the harder that i fought is the harder i would fall. And then one day i realised i had to have it all. i wanted You to want me i wanted You to care i wanted You to look inside and take that leap in here. Now i am upon my knees and kneeling at Your grace if only to look up read unspoken words upon Your face. And kneeling at Your feet i imagine what You see You see my soul bound to You In my submission, i am free. Waiting For You by LateNiteFantasy© Waiting For You Want controls my body. Hunger burns within me. Craving what only you can give. I wait ... for you. No longer refusing the need that consumes me. Your lo

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I help A LOT of people out all the time with leveling. Now it seems NO1 wants to help me out. Well I'M DONE!!! I guess I am the idiot that thought being unselfish and helpful would be a good thing and it honestly has NOT. Next time someone wants me to help them level or help them in a contest or whatever can forget asking me. I won't be used anymore. I'm sum dumb not plumb dumb and I am not taking it anymore.

Beer
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win

Wtf
HI ALL THIS IS NOT FOF EVERYONE JUST PEEPS THAT NO TO MUCH BIZ WELL YOU ALL THINK NOT COMMING TO MY PAGE HURTS ME IT DONT ITS IGNORANCE AND I NO IT STARTS FROM LARRY WTF BELIVE WHAT YOU WANT I DONT GIVE A FU*K I DO CARE 4 PPL BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A ONE SIDE STORY THEN GO AHEAD I DONT CARE I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRIE ABOUT THEN THIS BS ON FUBAR MY MOM HAS CANCER NOT DOING WELL WHEN I COME ON FUBAR AND PEEPS ARE OFF MY LIST O WELL YOUR LOST IF YOU BELIVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON FUBAR I FEL SRY FOR YOU SOGOOD LUCK WITH GOSSIP TY OHHHHH PS IM NOT LEAVING FUBAR TY

My Godmothering
I would like to thank every one that helped me level to Godmother. I am just so overwhelmed by all the love I was shown. I want to thank some very very special people who worked so hard to get me there so quickly. If these people are not on your friends list please stop by and show them some love,rate, fan and add them because they are all Amazing People. I am so proud to be a part of the Shadow Levelers. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar rod67@ fubar ƒâRŠçÅÞë Çã† ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Gary and Kat; fu-owner of , yeahmon,@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar

Random Shit
A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years. Klara Mauerova, 31 - a member of a sinister religious cult and her sister Katerina led the sickening torture of her eight-year-old son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub. A court in Brno in Czech Republic heard how relatives partially skinned Ondrej and forced him to eat his own flesh. Klara Mauerova, right, has been jailed for nine years for abusing her sons The judge also jailed Katerina, 35, for ten years for her role in the sickening abuse. The two boys had told judges how their mother and relatives had stubbed cigarettes out on their bare skin, whipped them with belts, and tried to drown them. They were also sexually abused and forced to cut themselves with knives. The terrified youngsters said they were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables and made to stand in their own urine for days. Klara

The Negatives...
i've been on the fu for less than a week and peoples capacity for the negative is amazing! i swear just opening mumms must put people instantly into bad moods! the first mumm i ever posted got so many negative comments about not just my mumm but about me and my picture, do i know these people? realy, who pissed in your koolade? i could not imagine the need to be total bitches and assholes to complete strangers then rate them a 10 and want to be a friend or a fan. and if you think that i am bitching, that's ok 'cause ya know why? it's my blog, and you can leave at any time.

Want Me For My Entire Fu Life?
~*~Own me for My Entire Fu Life!!Thats Right!Forever!~*~Offering Lots N Lots!!And much more thats not stated~*~Possible Owners plz Make your bids Monthly Bids!~*~I will end the Auction When i'm happy with the bidding:)We are talking about my entire fu life!And that will be till the day i die b cuz my smexi azz is not going no where!lol!~*~Show Me Lots N Lots Of Love!~*~ ~*~*~*~Love On Me Hard~*~*~*~ *******Show Me How Smexi U think I am******** CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GET TO THE AUCTION PIC!! THIS PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR POSSIBLE SMEXI FU SLAVE............... ~*~Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê Ì§ Whå† Måkê§ Mê §êx¥~*~'Öwñêr ð£ Lïvïñ *Älwå¥§~ñ~£ðrêvêr*~*~@ fubar LIP GLOSS - Lil MAMA

A Friend Need Fubar Love So Plz Help
My friend Franco is new on Fubar and needs all the love to keep him here...He had Myspace...so lets show him how different Fubar is...Fan Rate and add him...Show him love. Franco@ fubar

My Words (your Bible)
The sound of rain pouring down from the skies filled the six ears of those who were about to do battle with each other as the human gunmen reached out for their pistols the vampire was already morphing his vile body into a creature of the unknown the battle began when one of the human gunmen fired a shot towards the vile body that appeared after the shroud of mist was lifted by the wind the vampire dodged the bullet that was flying towards him with a swift step to the left and jumped towards one of the gunmen opening his arms extending his claws as if he wanted to slash at his chest the gunman who was a female dressed in light armor extended her arms on atop the other pistols held sideways and shot 4 times at the vile “thing” flying at her the shots ricocheted of their target the unaffected vampire did not change his trajectory was flying towards the female gunman when he almost reached her there was a loud bang and what seemed like a gunshot from a very big gun and the vampire w

Sexual Identity
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as HotYou are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100%Soft 75%Wet 50%Exciting 50%Sweet 25%Violent 25%Awkward 25%Shy 0%

Fires
Be sure to post yours here as well! Crews battling Valley View fire, others burning across Inland Northwest Posted: July 10, 2008 06:05 PM Updated: July 11, 2008 06:19 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Firefighters in Spokane County area are getting help from the state to help fight the Valley View fire, a fire in the Dishman Hills area of Spokane Valley that has burned at least 8 homes. High winds and hot temperatures helped start and fan several wildfires Thursday in Idaho and Eastern Washington. The evacuation orders connected to the 1,200-acre Valley View fire have been reduced and cover an area bounded south and east of 18th and Park to 48th Avenue, and west of Dishman-Mica. Residents in the area east of Dishman-Mica can return to their homes, but they should be aware that access into the area is difficult. Authorities say they have a two mile perimeter set up around the fire and believe it started somewhere on Eastern Lane between 18th and 20th. Sheriff Ozzi

Boy
HELLO im from upstate new york ,been married for 31 years, to my wonderful wife. i like to chat and flirt sometimes. i like to go bowling, fishing and like to watch wresting ,come here to meet new friends . and chat with my old friends

Some Neat Words
Someone else posted this in a mumm and I really just think these are very wise words and something more people should reflect on... so I'm not going to elaborate on what I think they mean, but rather let you read and decide for your self! ------------------------------------------------ That character is power is true in a much higher sense than that knowledge is power. Mind without heart, intelligence without conduct, cleverness without goodness, are powers in their way, but they may be powers only for mischief. We may be instructed or amused by them, but it is sometimes as difficult to admire them as it would be to admire the dexterity of a pickpocket or the horsemanship of a highwayman. Deportment, honesty, caution, and a desire to do right carried out in practice, are to human character what truth, reverence, and love are to religion. They are the unvaried elements of a good reputation. Such virtues can never be reproached, although the vulgar and despicable may scoff at them;

My List Of Things To Do Before I Die
I'm not sure if anyone else has a list like this but here is mine. =] 1. Make out with a rock star 2. Fly in an airplane 3. Jump out of an airplane 4. Bungee Jump 5. Learn to play guitar 6. Swim with dolphins 7. Own a 1968 Shelby Mustang

Truer Words Never Spoken
There are things in my life that have happened that make absolutely no sense to me. I try to figure out their meanings so I can move past them, but they just become more of an inigma and confusion to me. I walk through life trying to realize why happiness comes and goes but it never seems to stick around for too long of a period of time. Why does happiness have to come at a price. To be happy sometimes it seems you have to give up a peice of yourself, but is that true happiness. Is it just me or does this happen to everyone? I love to be loved, and to be able to love someone completely in return, but I wonder if my love iis never accepted fully as I give it will their love ever be real. Am I asking too much from someone when I ask them to accept me for me with all my good things and all my flaws and faults. Accept me for who I am and love me without trying to change me. Know that they can trust me and I will always stay with them even if they let go of the raeins and tell

To All My Friends
Someone last night stole my morphs...I made new ones with a copywrite to them..If anyone is seen using them now they will be deleted in their album..They might even get their account deleted too. If you have special pics you don't want other to steal..my advise is.. set your albums to friends or family only. put a copywrite in them..you can check my morph pics for a sample. This is the person who steals others pics: http://fubar.com/user/1998502 Ty for all your support threw this... Hope you enjoy you new pics... Radisome *HUGS*

Packin Up
HEY EVERYBODYIM JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THAT IM HEADING BACK TO KY I WONT BE ONLINE ALL THIS WEEKEND TIL SOMETIME THIS WEEK SO IM GONNA MISS U ALL TIL THEN PLZ TRY TO SHOW ME LOVE WHILE IM GONE AN WHEN I GET BACK ONLINE I WILL DO THE SAME BACK 1 LOVE,

Lost Love
ONCE UPON A TIME WE WERE BEST FRIENDS.YET WE WERE WORST ENEMIES.I DIDNT KNOW YOU AND YOU DIDNT KNOW ME. HERE WE STAND TODAY WALKING HAND AND HAND. ALL ALONG WE THOUGHT OF EACH OTHER. YET WE NEVER GAVE THE OTHER A PASSING GLANCE. I THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR MY SECOND CHANCE. WE WERE LOST LOVES THAT NEVER EVEN BEGAN. TO BEGINING A NEW LIFE. WHEN THERE WAS NO HOPE OF A TOMORROW, YOU SHOWED UP AND BROUGHT BACK MY HEART. THANK YOU FOR A FRESH START. SO HERES TO ME AND YOU, LOST LOVES THAT WE HAVE HAD, THAT ALLOWED US TO BE TOGETHER. YOU HAVE MY HAND, MY HEART AND MY SOUL FOREVER. TO MY LOVE AMBER BEDDINGFIELD

Asshat Award
this idiot has to be one stupid mother... money@ fubar Thinks every woman falls for his ass. ->money: well , i think your a jackass. go fuck yourself money: im male you stupid cunt....you want $100 or not money: ok you stupid bitch thats main part of his iq...before i blocked the sob

Things I Want U 2 Know
THIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF A FEW (15-20) AT THE MOST FRIENDS WHO LOVE TO HELP EACH OTHER. WE HAVE TRIED OTHER FAMILIES AND WE ALL SEEM TO BE "OUTKASTS", SO A FEW OF US TALKED AND HERE WE ARE. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A FAMILY WHO LOVES TO BOMB AND LEVEL HERE WE ARE! WE ALL GIVE 110% AND WON'T SETTLE FOR MEMBERS WHO DON'T GIVE THE SAME! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY THINGS TO BE A FAVORITE MEMBER JUST HELP AND BE HELPED! SOUND GOOD? WELL THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT IN AND IF YOU ARE IN A GIVEAWAY OR CONTEST.

Cliffnotes Of Me
dancing through the twilight singing sorrows melody she calls out to the night begging to make things right the sickness inside grows each second in time faster can't second guess can't take any of it back it's calling from the dark of night stalking the hunter until daylight what was thought isn't what's known all it takes is one false step tumbling onto the ground can't get up in the end screaming out for help now it's too late most of us love our parents, no matter how odd and embarrassing, they are our parents it's not like we had a choice in them. everyone says their family is complicated, and in truth most are. but there are some you need god damn road maps to even understand if the siblings are really siblings and all that crazy shit. so when I think of mine and try to explain it to others I realize that it is fairly difficult to understand who belongs to who and what. for the most part I've been lucky though. I was raised in a 'good' home. always had wha

Newbie! Newbie! Newbie!
Just a big ole HI YALL from this southern belle! this place is a damn TRIP! Thanx Michael for the turn on!!! HEY MONA!!!! WHERES DEUCE??? Thanx to all for the warm welcome....now back to adding more pix and feeling my way around!!! KISSES!!!

Rates For Fubux!
I need help!!! Ok I know I ask for too much sometimes but what i gonna ask now it easy to do......... Well This time I just wan to people come and rate 1 picture and thats all i need please Here I gonna give you the Link:

Canadian
HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.. YEA OLD FART..LOL IT'S ON FRIDAY.. & LET'S NOT FORGOT HIS FU BDAY..LOL JOINED 3 DAYS B4 HIS BDAY.. AND GUESS WHAT.. HE ONLY HAS 499,519 Points to go! TILL HE'S GODFATHER.. BEEN RATING HIM WAY TO MUCH..LOL:p BUT I'VE DONE ALL I COULD SO FAR.. SO PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL B4 THAN. BLING.RATE, FAN HIM.. HE'S WORTH IT. EVEN THOUGH HE MAY BE A DORK AT TIMES:) CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥@ fubar BULLY BROUGHT TO U BY: dina rocks @ fubar

Good-bye Fu
Well I'm no longer interested in this site Too much crap and Drama,and then there's the boring days that totally suck.......I'm getting burned out on the internet,and i'm physically sick so i'm going to delete every account I have and enjoy my family as long as i can! My dear to my heart friends I love you to pieces but,my family comes first and if my life is coming to its finally journey then its with them i want to spend it with!! I'm too tired too come on-line most of the time and i'm not gonna deal with drama when i do!!!sure i cause my own lol!!! So my beautiful friends take care of each other and be good to each other life is amazingly short!!! I love you all!!! I'll keep my accounts until my husband comes home and we sit down and delete them together!! Good-bye My loves......Anyone who would like to write me please give me your address and i'll write you too!! Love Forever,Mel Your Favorite **B

Poems Of Desire
The Gentle Rain By:Heaven Come dance with me my love, let the moon and stars guide us, while the rain gently falls from above. Our steps will be as light as a dove, we stir up not even the dust, come dance with me my love. The our bodies will combine as you whisper,"my love" come dance with me my love, while the rain gently falls from above... yes, while the rain gently falls from above. So glad you decided to give my warrior side a chance. She can be a handfull. The first poem I chose I call Inviticus Invoked. I wrote it almost five yeras ago while facing my biggest scariest of the three major surgeries I have had so far. Not my best, admittedly, but it does what it is meant to do...Heaven Inviyicus Invoked You have no idea who I am try to count me out ignore mistreat abuse I will remain survive live torment and pain reside within laughter and joy seek shelter try to count me out regret deny pry I will survive love know my heart and mind reign a

Connections
me and ma b/f jus broke up and usually im tha one that goes and makes up i cant do that this time im tired of always having to do it, he gets mad over nothing then im tha one that has to put all tha pieces back together i really like him and i think about him alot but im trying to be strong and not call him or txt him. i changed not for him but for tha relationship. its really hard...............and i dont really have anyone to talk to cuz ma family doesnt care about anyone but themselves. i jus wish i cud be happy.... so yea i have no one to really talk to about this because honestly no one cares....im really stressed out right now im 19 and tryin to do something with my life. i decided to go to school for massage therapy. even though i had a car it was messed up so when i moved 3 hours from home to nashville tn i didnt take a car with me. my school was about 3 and a half miles from ma apartment. so every morning rain or shine i got up 7 left at 8 walked to school and got there by 8:3

His Sex Slave In Training..........part V
It’s been a month now since Marcie had become Hans’ sex slave and she grew quite settled into her position. Despite the fact that he used the buxom blonde’s body whenever the mood struck him, he was always genteel and he never exceeded her limits, although they were indeed tested. He had an uncanny knack for knowing just how far he could take her and she trusted him immensely. In fact the tall Germanic gentleman was so pleased with her progress that he no longer required that she be bound to her bed during periods of inactivity. In addition Marcie had grown equally comfortable with his cousin Hilda. True, the tall lean lady lorded over the willing slave unmercifully at times, but surprisingly the long haired submissive found it all rather exciting. By now Marcie had grown accustomed to the forced cunnilingus as well as the spankings and whippings. After the last party in which Marcie was formally introduced to the dungeon, trips down there became more frequent, for her mas

Blogs For Friends
im hostin a auction for bling check it out!!!! 25 cr bling up for auction check the pic and get biddin JULES AND BILL GETTIN FU-MARRIED BE THERE DONT MISS OUT click the pic and show some support!!!!

Auctioned
Place your bid's click here: I'll even throw in the following to the winning bid: crush for a month top friend for a month added to the family if possible phone call of your choice http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=867358&albumid=1136565&i=2579431032&idx=4 Don't delay time is running out

Vacation - Summer 20008
Good day fubar friends--just taking a few moments for a blog before heading out again... Arrived here in the White Mountains with the family yesterday evening... kids were a bit of a challenge on the car trip... but that's behind us for now! Checked into our lovely hotel room and figured out who is sleeping where... then went down to the party on the hotel porch (which is very wide and wraps around 3/4 of the hotel--offering beautiful mountan views...and alas... some of the construction site out back where they obliterated the inground pool and are building a conference center which to me mars the beautiful of this grand old stone and wood struture... sighs... time marches on I suppose). They've made a number of changes to this hotel...which we've spent a weekend at each summer for the past 14 years or so... one was good...they changed the approach to the hotel so that after the long drive down through the golf course... you curve gracefully up to the valet stand to the covered

~~~pimp Outs~~~~
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Life At Home
Well I just got word that my sister needs bone marrow. So I will be going to get screened to see if I am compatible. I am not the only one from our family getting screened so that is good. Everything will be fine. I could use a break though. I also have an exam next week, and a final exam. and I am a bit behind on my homework. So I will be doing a lot of that this weekend. So between work, school, and other drama in my life, you know why I am only doing a little here and a little there on Fubar, I am not ignoring you all. Just don't have a ton of time left over to do much else.

" I Came Up With Deal "
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL THAT KNOWS ME I NEVER ASKED FOR THINGS I ALWAYS MADE THINGS, AND I WOULD GIVE FUBACKS IF SOMEONE WOULD GET ME A VIP. I MISS RATING FRIENDS 11'S AND MAKING LIL SPECIAL THINGS AND KNOWING I PUT A SMILE OR MADE THEM FEEL GOOD FOR THE DAY. SO, I THOUGHT IT UP WHILE SITTING HERE . I WOULD APPRECIATE IT ALOT . HUGS CHERIE'MARIE AKA LIL BREW " WHATS YA THINK SMILIN HE HE

Da Lil Things Make Da Difference....
SOMETIMES WE DONT REALIZE HOW BUSY OUR LIVES CAN BE AND WE END UP NEGLECTING THE ONES WE REALLY CARE ABOUT. THE LIL THINGS CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. SOME PEOPLE CAN LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS... So you're in a relationship and your partner starts nagging. She tells you that you just don't understand her, and that she really wishes that you would just do more "little things."It's not the big things that make her happy; it's paying attention to the little details and showing you care that is really meaningful. She doesn't necessarily need lavish gifts -- she needs to know you're thinking about her.Here are some ideas to get you started doing these "little things" she really wants:1. Rub her feet instead of asking her if she wants you to rub her feet. Make it look like you want to do it.2. Make her dinner one night. Don't ask her if she wants you to make dinner. Make her dinner before she gets home.3. Light a candle so that she arrives home to a nice environment instead o

Life
I deleted my last blog due to people misunderstanding its contents. My last blog was directed at my ex's and only my ex's and at no one else (not any women presently in my life or future women that will be in my life). I was just venting due to an email I had received that day. I am sorry for misunderstanding. I have decided to make a new begining in my life. I got a new job and finally got rid of the loser girlfriend. I am starting to feel better and a lot less stressed.

Womens Asses
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world. God grant me the laughter to help me see the past with perspective, face the future with hope, and celebrate today--- without taking myself too seriously.

Wow
SO IM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE THING THATS GOIN ON WITH ME AND THIS GUY AND I LIKE THE TIMES WE SHARE TOGETHER BUT HE IS ACTING WEIRD AND IM NOT SURE WHATS GOIN ON? HELP ME OUT TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH IT? Sometimes life sucks and sometimes life is great it all depends on who is in your life!! I keep thinkin I will fall alseep and everything will just be ok!! And I wake up and its not!! Its still the same and it kind of sucks at times!! I am lookin for this person to just sweep me off my feet and make me feel the way I feel when Im with him!! I feel like the world is stoppin when he looks me in my eyes!! And it makes me melt!! WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY AT THIS TIME!! I really like this guy and Im not sure how to tell him I think he nos but Im scared of gettin hurt and not sure how to go about it!!!

Who Is Playing Childish Games????
What Norman/Norma/Tigger/Dixie Posted about the Diamond Vault: and this is my response: here's something else for you to post on your acct as a blog or whatever. you were sent the invite to the lounge by mistake, as sweet did not know that you were asked not to come back. you came in and left one of your many saved little comments. you had an attitude, you were banned. stop acting as if you have been wronged, or you are an injured or innocent party in all of this, norman. why dont you post a blog or a picture of something showing the trouble you caused with jaime and myself. even better, why dont you show everyone how you fooled an innocent man into believing that you were a woman and duping him into fu marriage. the time for games is over. leave the diamond vault and its members well enough alone, and you will be left alone by them. If anyone has anything they wish to add, please feel free to do so in the comments.

Helper
As you launch out in this helping venture, may you continually recall that charity begins, but does not end, at home. That is why you are going. When you seem to lose all your energy,when you've given all you can, rest in God's strength. When your come to the end of your rope, and patience seems to fly away,settle back in God's waiting arms. Make times of peace and quiet for yourself! And when you feel as though you'd like to quit and go home, persevere in the light of God's long-standing love for you over the years. In all this hard work, rely not on your own willpower, but discover the blessing of being weak and in need. For this is the only way you will succeed, and it is the only way for others to have the opportunity to do something kind for you. Along with them ---be blessed!

My Last
Let me live my life from the viewpoint of my death, since I have been moving toward it from the day I was born, Remind me where I'm headed! In this way, I know I can find new gratitude and delight in each hour of the day. For I can say: "This moment---right now--- may be my last."

Hand
Sometimes, Lord, the simplest ideas are wisest. When we wonder how to pray, the answer is readily "at hand." Thumb reminds us to pray for those closest: family, friend, neighbor, index for our guides, teachers, preachers; middle for leaders and those in authority; ring, the weakest finger, reminds us to pray for the helpless, sick, and poor; pinkie for ourselves. And so, O God, we come holding out our hands, knowing yours is outstretched and waiting.

Friends
If i was a fairy that floated thru the air. I would grant wishes here and there. Spreading good will as far as the eye could see, Sprinkling fairy dust all about me. Weaving thru the trees, just like a wintry breeze. Twisting and turning like falling leaves. Where I may land you never know So be on the lookout for my powerful glow.

Need Some Feedback
Ok, so this is my first blog EVER. I'm not usually into wasting time writing about my personal views to the public in general (I'm probably boring as hell and why would I want to bore you?) However, I'm writing a fictional book, and I'm looking for serious input from the deepest recesses of your soul. The hidden fantasies you dare not reveal or wish you could share with a lover (or maybe you can!). This book will contain erotica in all forms, along with plots and twists and unexpected occurances, salvation and damnation of the primary character's very being. I'm a fairly open creature. I explore the world in all it's various cultures, myths, beliefs, etc... and there is little that would shock me. I challenge anyone who reads this blog to try and shock me. If I use any or part of your written contributions, I will contact you via Fubar, pay homage on the Fubar site to your greatness, and also include your name as a contributor on the inside of this book for all the worl

Jazzy's Eloquence
You want to know, don't ya??? Go ahead, ask...lol People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway... LIFE IS GOOD! This was wrote by my good friend Jazzy. WOW! He knows how to put it!! I envy his eloquence, but proud to have such an intelligent friend!!!! Please visit his page and show him love : http://www.fubar.com/user/1163504

Contest Hoax!! He's A Cheater!!
THIS BULLY IS GOING OUT TO WARN WHOEVER IS IN DJ EDGE'S ONE YEAR V.I.P CONTEST HE IS CHEATING SO BE AWARE THAT IF YOU ARE IN THIS CONTEST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO WIN THAT ONE YEAR V.I.P MY MOM AND SOME FRIENDS WERE HELPING BOMB MY PIC AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BOMB ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY THIS WAS HE SAID THAT THEY HAD TO ADD HIM AS A FRIEND...THEN HE SAID HE FIXED IT AND HE DIDNT!!! SHOW HIM HOW CHEATERS ARE DEALT WITH ON FUBAR AND HOW WE WILL NOT STAND FOR A FAKE ASS CONTEST TO RUIN THOSE THAT ARE VERY HONEST HERE IS THE CHEATER IF YOU CLICK HIS PIC YOU WILL GO HIS HIS PAGE SO SHOW THIS ASS SOME FU LOVE NOT LMAO DJ EDGE OWNED BY DJ BLUEYES

~**action**~
Wanna own SOUTHERNCOUNTRYGIRL for a month? Click the link and find out what all you get. Place a bid and just maybe I'll be yours for a month!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1002925&albumid=1060232&i=2493544143

My Sissy
Pain is something we all go thow We all need help to get thow it Pain is not cool and is not something we want I know what pain is I get it alot Pain is the one thing we have to face But if we have someone to lesan on during the time of it Then do it talk to them and let them try and help Yes pain sucks and yes we cannot stand it but no matter what cused it ypu can always depend on me Well sissy I know you are going thow alot and you are hurting really bad.I just want you to let you know no matter what anyone says or dose I will be here for you always. I know I cannot make your pain go away but no matter what I am here to listen to what you have to say so I can try and help you out.I just want you to know.

Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Donations Needed
Donations Needed The Bad Wolfy is about to be a Species in Danger of Extinction..... Yeah, The Bad Wolfy needs a lots of FUBUCKS DONATIONS!!! He Wanna Get His 1st Spotlight and He needs all the help he Can get!! I'm going to give you his link!!! The Bad Wolfy~~Fu-Owned By Anna & Miss BeBe@ fubar I don't gonna ask for much just go over and help every Fu-Bucks Donations are well received!!!

Sweet Reunion!!
I am so tired! Looking Forward to getting My Seabee home, spending time with all of the kids, settling back into life, then planning a trip (alone time) to the Mountains of TN. Gonna rent a Cabin for several days and Relax with My Man, and a bottle of Jack in the Hot Tub!! Cant wait.................... Much needed time off after being apart for the last 10 months! Get reacquainted and back into reality!! This has been a nightmare for me... God Bless Our Troops! and their families and loved ones for what they go thru trying to keep it all together here at home while worrying about them so far away!! TTUL Southern Bitch!! Hi I am Dee, live in Appomattox Virginia with the Love of My Life!! I am a Certified Corrections Officer!! My Love has been deployed to Iraq since the first of January and is coming home!! Gonna Rock Norfolk in a couple weeks!! Been gone too long! we both work for The VA Dept of Corrections! he is a Navy Seabee!! By the first of August he will be home with me for Good!!

Child Abuse, By Our Own Government
...and what would it be like to NOT see them everyday; wonder how they are doing in school; take them to McDonalds, or just out to eat when you had that extra couple bucks; watch their face light up when you picked them up from school; or when you got home from work and they wanted to show you their homework/artwork/report card...some parents don't get to feel/experience that anymore. I didn't get to have this. This is what it is like...and you should feel your own chest hurting, swell and heave, and feel tears in your eyes by the end of this video..CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023 Donald E. Wildmon Founder and Chairman Please help us get this information into the hands of as many people as possible by forwarding it to your entire e-mail list of family and friends. Obama lifts ban, will use your tax dollars to pay for abortions around the world http://www.afa.net/ January 23, 2009 Dear Reade

Stolen Car
GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK!! A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir? 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies. The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it ' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? ' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. ........ 'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luau Auction
~*~I Need To Get Lei'd~*~ I'm In The Sexy "Your Ultimate Desire's" Luau Auction and I'm In Need Of A New Owner If You Haven't FAR'd Her Be Sure To In Order To Bid If You Already Have Her On Your List Then Click On My Offer PicThis Is Also A Contest So If You Don't Want To Bid, Please Rate Pic Your Hostess:Who Is In The Auction As WellSo Bid On Her Too! Your Ultimate Desire¢â & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

Fear
If I didn't fear so many things I would be somewhere else. I hate that I can't just do what I would love to do. Go to the one place I want to be more than anywhere in the world. There would be so much more to me if I had no fear. I live a normal everyday life. Nothing special. I know what I want and where I want to be. I know what I feel. Fear is all that holds me back. Fear of failure,rejection and loss. If I could learn not to fear,I know exactly where I would be.

The Luau Auction!
I'm In The Luau Auction! Would you like to own me for a month then come place your bid so I can Lei you! Here is what I'm offering for a month 1 month in family #1 friend for one month I will F/A/R if I haven't already Add "Fu Owned By" in my profile name Pimp out in my about me section Rate stash during HH Personal SFW salute Rate 300 pics a week w/ 10s unless I have a VIP then 11s Keep shitfaced **Offers may go up as bids do** The Link to the Luau.... AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire™ & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad @ fubar

Lurking
Why when you know you can't stand me do you want to come look on my page... Jealous much? Why when you know I will see you on my auction photo you come and look...Jealous much? You know I can get bids without fucking begging all day...Jealous much? Doesn't it bug the crap out of you when they think they own the place, yet they have to beg for every blast, happy hour and bling pack they get.. Jealous much? Stop the lies will ya?? I never deleted shit! Funny how you would take a screen shot of your comment then all of a sudden I delete it so it's no longer on the bulletin?? Makes you look like the dumbass and not me! Who takes screen shots of their comments?? Only those trying to set people up to make them look bad. But there are some very smart people on here who saw right through your stupid stunt!You know you deleted your own comment. Just back the hell off and leave me and my friends alone will ya, cuz everyone on fu knows how desperate you are for attention. Jealous much??

My Fu-owners Check Them Out And Show Some Love!!!!
MY FU-OWNERS #1 my 1ST fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3''@ fubar #2 my 2ND fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''ღஜDa®k Kittÿஜღ ~~♥♥Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§♥♥''@ fubar #3 my 3RD fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''~Lynne~ Diva Mafia ~Owner of NOVA~ ☠ÐJ-ÃÜSŠÍÊ~FU-WIFEY to FU-DADDY~#50''@ fubar

Sticks Stones
No matter how hard I try, God of patience and support, someone finds fault with me. I am mortified about the latest criticism. I can't decide whether to run away in shame or storm back and defend my actions, for I thought I was right. Criticism hurts most when coupled with ridicule, and i feel like less of a person for the tone in which I was addressed. Give me the courage to confront this, Lord, for it is not acceptable to be treated this way even when in error. Keep me calm, factual, and open; perhaps the tone was unintentional, the critic unaware of the power of shaming. Help me remember how I feel now the next time I find fault with someone. As I've learned firsthand with you the zillions of times I messed up, there are better ways to confront mistakes than with stinging criticisms that divide and demean. Truth be known, Lord, such abrasive manners say more about the criticizer than the criticized. Keep me from pas

Contest
THEME "BEST MORPH" 2 Million Fubuck Contest.I am Going to need as many entries as possible to open this Contest "NO LESS THAN 10" SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY! If you don't have plenty of people to help you or a "BOMBING FAMILY TO HELP YOU"Please don't waste MY or YOUR TIME!! 1ST Place wins 2 MILLION FUBUCKS 2ND PLACE WINS 250K FUBUCKS 3RD WINS 100K FUBUCKS 4TH EVERYONE THAT ENTERS AND BOMBS THROUGHOUT THE CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5K FUBUCKS A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Of Course,Must be SFW! NO Crybabies,Crybabies WILL BE REMOVED NO DRAMA..REPEAT NO DRAMA..IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AT ALL...ANYONE CAUSING ANY DRAMA IN ANY WAY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED, BLOCKED "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"!!! Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Allowed and Encouraged to Help! Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate,"BUT YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST T

My First Pimp Out Wow!!!
I HAVE A NEW OWNER!!!! For the next week, I have a new FuOwner. Shes the manager of a lounge I hang out at and a very cool person. Stop by her page and check her out!!! Married*FU*BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radion storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED Married *FU* BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radio storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED B@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Liberated Spice Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar This lady has been trying so hard to win a spotlight,, if you can help her in any way that would be awesome. She has made bulletins for alot of people, helped in leveling a ton of people and I just think she really deserves all the help we can give her. Thank you!!!!!

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Vi
After Mistress Samantha “tested” Marcie, her newly acquired slave, in the dungeon she sought out her male slave, Derek, whom she had banished him to his room for his unbecoming behavior toward Master Hans. Authoritatively she entered his room where the young six-foot two dark haired man immediately descended to his knees. Eyes blazing, she regarded her submissive charge as she circled his almost nude form. Looking down at his red loincloth she could tell he was glad to see her. The regal lady was pleased by the way he kept his eyes down and his hands clasped behind him with his knees parted as trained. “Slave!” She mouthed sternly as she stopped in front of his kneeling form. “Yes Mistress.” “I want you to get dressed and take the car out of the garage. You may drive slave Marcie and me to the Mall. I need to do some quick shopping.” “Yes Mistress...right away.” Derek answered resolutely, relieved that he wasn’t going to be punished again. She the

Durty South
Okay to all my friends I really need your help! Come Re-Join The Hottest Lounge On Fubar! The old lounge was hacked and deleted by a not so nice person. The GOAL I need is to get as many people in here ASAP. The old lounge had near to 500 members. I know we can do it. ~~~~~~~~~~ We Are Sure To Knock Your Socks Off!! Our DJ's Have Their Own Electrifying Touch! They Play All Kinds of Music & All Request!! We Have The Best Staff Around! We Are Friendly, Drama Free, & A Blast To Hang Out With! So Come Join Us For All Kinds Of Fun!! ~~~~~~~~~~ While in the Durty South go and check out the Hottest Gurls in there! ~~Forbidden Angel Co Owner~~@ fubar ~~Sum V Head Promoter~~@ fubar ~~Kryss Late Night Promoter~~@ fubar ~~DJ Tempty Enforcer~~@ fubar ~~Effing Breathe Greeter~~@ fubar Brought to you by: ~~~DJ GOOFY GURL~~DJ FOR DÉJÀ VU RADIO~~

A Sincere Thank You
On July 5th, I posted a bulletin how I had done everything on the FU EXCEPT be the spotlight. Immediately donations began coming in left and right and in no time at all I was able to bid for the spotlight. Little did I know that was only half the battle lol. After a week of being outbid, I used my ebay skills (knew they would come in handy some day!! lol). When the spotlight reset and I got that message from fubar telling me I had won it, I so just wanted to scream. This spotlight could have never happened without all the wonderful friends I have made here on fubar. Especially without the generosity of the following people. ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Member of the Life savers family ~Taking a long Fu break!!!@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar BBICON@ fubar GodM

Music
Insane Clown Posse is an American hip hop duo from Detroit, Michigan. The group is composed of Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, who perform under the respective personas of the wicked clowns Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and three gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] Originally known as Inner City Posse, the group introduced supernatural- and horror-themed lyrics as a means of distinguishing itself stylistically. The duo founded the independent record label Psychopathic Records with Alex Abbiss as manager, and produced and starred in the feature films Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas. They formed their own professional wrestling federation, Juggalo Championship Wrestling, and later collaborated with many fa

Here @ The X
As I approached the lounge the haze of dope smoke and and stale beer hit me like a wall of force. All of the usual people were already there. No one was going to miss "The Battle of the Century" as both combatants had repeatedly trashed talked and gathered their supporters. Tiny plastic sombrero's worn by loyal Slay followers mingled with the toilet seat wearing Bassites in a sea of human filth that would have made caligula stiff. I settled down with my trusty Gin and tonic, a ready supply of buds and the bong, picking a table close to the action but not close enough to be sprayed with fecal matter or ball sweat the contest started off with a barrage of insults from DJ Slay, wearing the fateful sombrero of metal fury. He made several allusions to Bass's incontinence and the many stains on his tidy whities. then proceeded to assault the ear drums of those gathered with some brutal fucking metal. After two hours of ear bleeding metal and enough insults to make a mid

Check Up
I been having alot of pain so tomorrow i will be going to the doctor to get checked out. Why I been busy lately..and not getting back with you on messages. I start hurting, so I been laying down more. I have not forgotten any of you.. xoxo

My Contest
=== '*GÚMM¥ È×þRÈ§§~~ÇHÖÖ ÇHÖÖ** 4eva owned by gummy vodka' wrote the following at '2008-08-15 08:10:02'.. > > MyHotComments > > > HEY EVERYONE I AM IN AN AUCTION! COME BID ON ME! PLEASE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ME! :p JUST HIT THE LINK DOWN THERE AND COME OWN ME! HURRY B4 SOMEONE ELSE BUYS ME! > > http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1659598&albumid=1152910&i=2590325038&idx=8#2590325038 > > MyHotComments > > MyHotComments === 'naughty&precioussub fu owned by "Hypnotic Star" & "owner of: Love my Boys & Lostsoul' wrote the following at '2008-07-22 21:59:03'.. > > OK YOU GUYS I AM NEEDING SOME MAD FU HELP AND I CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF...SOOO HERE IS THE DEALIO > > GO TO THIS LINK > > > 1. 100 COMMENTS GETS YA 1,000 FUBUCKS > > 2. 200 COMMENTS GETS YA 2,000 FUBUCKS > > 3. 300 COMMENTS GETS YA 3,000 FUBUCKS > > 4. ANYONE HELPING ME AND I WIN I WILL GIVE A BLING TO...THE TOP 3 PEOPLE HELPING THE MOST WILL GET A 3-5 CREDIT BLING.

Lovers
Lying there, our bodies entwined, What's this thing that we did find, The look in your eyes, the touch of your hand, You are the one that makes me a man. The there is the taste of your kiss, The way you complete me, I surely would miss, More than just passion, more than just lust, Keeping you forever I know is a must. You give me a life that is fine and dandy, The love that you give is sweeter then candy, You are the only woman for me, My love for you in my eyes you can see. Forever and ever there by your side, Showing the world with nothing to hide, As we lay here now under the covers, I know in my heart that you are my Lover. Lovers for now, Lovers forever, My love for you will never waiver, Know right now as you take my hand, That I will be forever your man. DQA

My Times Online!
Well now that I am working all week and some on weekends, I have to spend time with my family so I wont be on Fubar as much as I usually am. I have been really busy and so much is starting in a couple of weeks with my kids I will be on some during work on breaks and stuff but not alot when I am home. If I miss rating someone I am sorry, I will try my best to keep up with things. Thanks to those who are my awesome friends, yall are all Angels to me. Thanks Wanda

My Nightmare!!!!!
Ok this is the craziest shit i have ever dealt with! Two nights in a row, i have only got 3-4 hours of sleep, this nightmare, is starting to get to me. My first night it was just crazy, my family members were chasing me around, but they were dead. I got caught in this balloon sash and i was like a ballerina floating in the balloon sash. But when i hit the floor, my family members went at me. There is a doll, crazy looking thing that worse then Chucky! NO shit! scares the fuck out of me. I grab it, it starts to stab me,,,, i woke the fuck up! Now last night, alot of running around alot of different places, but it was not family members after me, it was just a bunch of zombies, now i am running around a school i guess and i am running fast thru what ever door i can get to, been stab in my leg and arms, this doll again same doll, still scaring the shit out of my ass. Now this doll is nuts knives, chainsaw, and fangs not like a vampire, but metal teeth. Well im running and running,

21 Ways To Simple Madness... Damn Creativity 8-p
I've been through some life altering events the past few months, and despite coming out of it all a bit more scarred I feel like I've been given a second chance at my life. So what I'm saying is I wanna make the best of it, meet new people, make new friends, and live life to whatever kinda fullest I can. Anybody, I make friends with, if I ever start to back down from something in your presence, hit me, beat the living crap out of me, or if your more comfortable, just remind me "dude, you said you wanted to live remember?". Beating the crap out of me would probably be a little extreme but hey if it gets the job done lol. Here's to tomorrow people, Eayrik Hey anyone who reads this, as it says I am bored. If anyone feels like it message me on yahoo at eayrik21 make the day interesting lol, later "Eayrik" Another year passes and so does another Chalk the Walk. I'm already looking forward to next year :D Ayden had a blast at the beach. He got to see family and we're probably gonna hang

Pimpin Dat Bitch Again Lol
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My Midget
A Friend (Tiffany), is putting together a football pool..standard pool of just selecting the weekly scheduled matchups...An entree fee of $200.fubucks is all that is required..After the 17weeks has been completed the two top point leaders will be awarded..#1 getting 75% of the fubucks pot(which will be noted after all entrees have been received),along with a 3credit bling. 2nd place will be awarded the remaining 25% of fubucks and a 1 credit bling.. Perhaps if this works out we can consider setting up a playoff pool also.. So leave your name and all info will be transfered to Tiffany so we can get this rolling before the season starts..Thanks for the support and anyone who wants to show Tiff some lovefor putting this together dont hesitate..whether its fubucks or rates..Anyone whos ever run pools knows it takes time and management. my midget code:

I Want This Girl!!!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k