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If You're Not....
A friend had this on there page as a picture and I just had to put it in a blog. If you are not in love with a soldier, you can’t know adventure. You don’t know smelly PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can’t understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can’t understand the meaning of the phrase “Going to the field” And the weeks you spend away from each other. If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the call comes “Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don’t know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you-always!” If you’re not in love with a soldier, you don’t know what it’s like to say that final good-bye. You don’t know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don’t understand fear and you can’t possible understand the sleepless
Flagged Nsfw?
I thought Fubar was an adult site, Myspace for adult so WTF is up with people flagging pics of me that I am wearing more the what a two piece swim suit would cover. I know what is NSFW and what isn't so for all you fuk head that keep flagging my pics please step up and explain why! I have NSFW pics and the ones you flagged are far from what I could post. You people that flag these pics need to just leave this site, find some church program on the T.V. and watch it, I think that would be more in your comfort zone. I want to know why it is that an adult site would flag a photo that don't show anymore then what a tank top shows. If you think these flagging are B.S. let me know and for those who flag them talk to me, leave me a comment I would love to hear from you! And nothing again goin to church or watching it, I believe in a God myself but this is just B.S.
Doing Me!!!
Now that I'm single, guys think that they have the chance to hook back up with me, like as if i don't need time to heal from my past relationship.... Sex is a good thing but it does not heal and mend your heart back together. I've come to the point that I'm not the same person that I used to be and changing for the better.People are just going to have to go with the flow of my new life because I'm not lowering my standards for you!!!! So NOW I'm just doing me...I don't need a man right away to be happy...I'm happy even though I am single. I'm a strong, independent woman waiting for My Boaz to come into my life. If you dont know who "Boaz" is look it up in the Bible...
Lust And Sex (comments Welcomed)
Why
alright I am waiting they say bad shit always happens in 3's so i am waiting. First i get my heart handed back to me on a silver platter when i gave it away to a city boy with redneck tendencies cause them so called country boys kept giving it back, and then I get moved to a different shift at work making less money cause my supervisor dont like me what a bitch. Im trying to save so i can buy a house and i go and get put on a different shift ,,, damn women I tell ya. And that dame male gender dont know a hole in the ground from there ass, geez ya give a man everything ya got and then they turn around and use the excuse "Ur just to bold for my personality" well i got one thing to say to that, go find yourself a city girl who wants you to do everything for them. Ah just screw it all I am going to do from now on is work raise my boys work on my truck buy another truck and get my ass back to school and become that diesel mechanic cause once i do then i wont need the male gender ill just
Being In Fulove
If you really have strong feelings for someone you have never met is this not real? only on the sole reason that you havent met them? i know it takes time to get to know each other see if you mesh but my real question is how do you fight these feelings for someone you know in your heart you will never have?
Not-so-random Survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Adam Birthday: February 26th. Birthplace: Lowell, MA Current Location: Work Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Bald, but strawberry/sandy blonde normally Height: 5'8" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Irish/Polish/Seminole/French-Canadian/English/German/Austrian/Russian. Full blooded American baby! The Shoes You Wore Today: Harley-Davidson boots Your Weakness: Im a sucker for a pretty face and a mischievous spirit. Your Fears: Failure Your Perfect Pizza: Not terribly picky. No anchovies or olives though. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gotcha Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders Your Bedtime: Typically 11 Your Most Missed Memory: Sailing up the coast of Europe Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Single or Group Dates: Whatever Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Swear: What the hell kind of fucking question
Free Music Players
This Blog has different type of players from different sites. Choose one ya might like if ya wanna sample just unmute the player and it will play1Club.FM : 93.1 The Beat (Miami)1Club.FM : Vybe Radio 107.1FM Channel1Club.FM : Breakbeat Mix-Sets
Show These Ladies Lots Of Love
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is Kitten . The second one is dj foxy The the third is Kerigirl4u and the fourth is BrandiCakez The fith and newest is Tracy (Shadowleveler). Make sure you show them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ♥Kitten♥ ♠Dirty Deeds Radio♠ ♣Owned by Yakuza♣@ fubar ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†Lȧ§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈРߥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar =*BrandiCakez*=*Owned by Tiger*=*Head Greeter @ Misfits Hangout*=*RR Member*=@ fubar TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêРߥ ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~ & ÐJ~mmðµ§ê~Promoter @ ddr@ fubar
What A Gurl Wants
PART 2 OF LIFE life is like eating a tuna fish sandwich and chugging a bottle of vodka, shits bound to happen. Life is like a computer. if you catch a virus, it’ll fuck your life up. People love horses because donkeys are not all that great to look at. So the lesson is don’t be an ass. Men. FYI. If you let your girl dress like a hoe don’t get mad when other guys start yelling, whistling and looking at her. Men. FYI. You can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. But you can turn a housewife into a hoe. Men. FYI. If you let your women take you shopping and pick out your clothes for you. YOU ARE PUSSY WHOOPED!!!! Men. FYI. Its true if you treat women like the ladies they are they’ll stay around a little longer. Men. FYI. Girls are looking for gangsta thugs. Women are looking for MEN. Men. FYI. So she cooks, cleans, does your laundry and helps you pay the bills you leave her because she won’t do something nasty. Don’t complain now because the bitch you wi
Falling Souls
Addiction
by Gra mo chroi You're my addiction, what I crave with a burning desire, what I dream about every night, what I can't go a day without, you're my addiction I can't live without. You're the man I love with all my heart, the name my heart says with every beat, you're my every fantasy, you're my every prayer come true, you're the man that makes me complete. You're a part of me like my heart is and you flow through me like my blood, this feeling I have for you hasn't dimmed a bit over time but grows brighter and stronger with the tears. You're my addiction, what I crave with a burning desire, what I dream about every night, what I can't go a day without, you're my addiction I can't live without. You're the embodiment of my every wish and dim every fantasy I've had, you're the man I can't see my future without and the one that my children look like, you're the one I'm with when I'm old. It's you're voice that I have to hear each night before I close m
Buy Me A Blast???
Or a bling pack or auto's or even a happy hour and I will be your friend. How fucking rediculous does this sound?? Yet it is all over here. I have been a member on here way back when it was lost cherry and cherry tap, and I dont remember people whoring themselves out like this. I knnow it has always happened but it was never this bad. If you have private pics, leave them private. If you only let family members see them then good for you. But selling them on here to get a bling pack or whatever .... what the fuck?! start a web porn site and make the money but stop the stupidity here!!! Or for 2 blasts and a vip I can be your friend too...........
Fubar Support
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 FU Marriage http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796 Clickable Pics http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How to Make Basic Skins http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Computer http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359 There are many more site
She Is So Sweet To Have As A Friend
THCKNLUVIT IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND A GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE SHE WILL HAVING YOU SMILING SHE ALL WAYS SHOWS LOVE BACK SO YOU FEEL FROGGY A/R/F THIS SWEETHEART. ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~@ fubar
K.i.d. Gutter Da God
If it ain't about money and pussy it ain't about me i recently checked out some pics posted by a fu-friend of mine that made me think heavily about the socio-political state of this little planet called earth and i've come 2 the conclusion that the revolution so hoped for and covertly fought by the conscious proletariat is being lost, not to capitalism, but to the collective lack of sagacity and /or perspicacity.My question is this; where have all of the che guevaras, bar khokbas, dhu al quarnayns, and jonatha jacksons gone ??? I can't figure out how to put the pictures I saved to a file onto my fu-page.Somebody please help me.
Devious Pond
welcome to the overkeil!!! come one come all!!! hello all i am glad to be here this new you... hope you all have a good one... no resilutions for me... just hopes of peace and love to all...
Why???
How come you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful? I would love to have a good self esteam. It's not too bad, but it could be better. What should I do? I dont sit around and eat all day. I go to the gym, but it still doesn't make a difference in how I feel about myself. I just want to feel pretty. I hate those people that think that they have no flaws and think their shit dont stink. It's those type of people who give others a complex. Sorry if it sounds like im bitching, but i just needed to vent. Smooches to all. P.S Thanks for listening. Why is it that no matter how nice you are to people, they just screw you over? Dosen't anyone cherish their friendships anymore? Smooches to all.
Feb 4th Surgery
well the last 5 months i been in and out of surgery and got the best care from my doctors here is the link to one of my test those that have acid reflux should check into this
~*plagued*~
plagued dark twisted caverns unraveling the way traveling thru unwatched stations never taking time to stop does this journey end or keep playing like an over watched movie time bends unwinds jaded twisted emotionless now i speak to you even if you don't hear my words i have seen you in every light now i see in the one that is right unclouded yet misted it was you who was twisted incomplete yet seen as full as you bleed i watch you sleep and i shall never wake you *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* dark twisted caverns unraveling the way traveling thru unwatched stations never taking time to stop does this journey end or keep playing like an over watched movie time bends unwinds jaded twisted emotionless now i speak to you even if you don't hear my words i have seen you in every light now i see in the one that is right unclouded yet misted it was you who was twisted incomplete yet seen as full as you bleed
~*faded*~
darkness consumes a slowly weakened soul breathing in aching whole the tainted glass shatters turns to shards on the cold wooden floor still your tears fall how can you feel when all is gone? what you've said what you've done slowly fading into darkness you have forgotten all that was right none remember you as light ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jokes
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you
About Me Quiz
ok i have decided to make a little quiz to see how well people know me here........ so here we go.....: 1. How long have i been on fubar? 2. What are the names of my 2 fu-protecters? 3. What is my favorite Marilyn Manson song? 4. Whats 3 things that you would describe me as ? 5. What do you think is one of my best features? 6. How Sexy Do you think i am? yah i know thats not alot of questions but come on i just wanted to know what people's answers would be ....... so come one come all! and ill make a tag for ya just do your best :D
For My Buddy Rocker Leon
Wow! It's All About Me!
Hi. I am actually very new to all of this, but I am rather enjoying myself. N-E-way...... We all have our stories to tell, our memories, experiences, tragedies, success', hills (so to speak!) that we have conquered, So, what am I hear to say. What makes me different from everyone else out here blogging? Probably not much here on the outside, I am a beautiful, intelligent, obviously friendly woman, and I love to laugh and have fun (as don't we all). As for the different part, I AM AMAZING!
Lost And Confusion
the sand was warm and soft, shimmering glow of the water, bouncing through her eyes. waves of water slowly kissing our feet, watching her eyes slowly flicker, carressing her skin softly. wanting to figure out who she was, deeply reading the darkest blue eyes, seeing the brightest blue flame. holding her close as the night shivers in, laying on our backs and watchig the last sunrise, where the stars will not out last the day. its one dream and a simple wish, dreaming of a very beautiful night, where are we when we are not here. sleeping deep and lost in a room, dreaming of what we should be pursuing, happiness of life and finding what makes us us. lookiing deep within myself, staring deep in my own existance, crying inside and showing no tears. fearing rejection and torment, standing strong against winds of destruction, willing myself to move on. my sight is blocked by own darkend heart, missing you and not knowing it, never being missed by you,
Meet Me
If any of you lovely woman are ever in the raleigh NC area an would like to meet let me know...
But Trying To Get Along With People.
Winter
A Firefighters Glove
TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE /MARRY A FIREMAN 1. We handle our hoses everyday and their the biggest around. 2. When we do somethin we do it right and we go in deep. 3. We can spread and ram anything. 4. There is always a risk of having a fire in our pants. 5. Grabin and holdin chicks is part of our job. 6. We like to work in confined spaces. 7. To us...everything is better hot and steamy. 8. We always wear protection. 9. Were not afraid to do it in public. 10. We can discharge 700 gallons a minute from our large nozzles......can you? A Firefighter’s Life! A Firefighter's Life! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He's been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You co
Locasindy
HI PEOPS,JUST STOPIN SAYIN HI 2 ALL U GUYS OUT THERE,TRYIN 2 GET UP ON FUBAR PEOPS,YEHHHH:)
Fu Stuff
Fiesty0ne & ~`Always`~ have HH Today! & AUTO 11's ON Do You Have Some Time? Want To Level Fast? Fiestys HH is 2PM FUTIME, ~`Always`~ HH is at 4PM FUtime Fiesty0ne™Asst.Chief 2ndAlarmHotties™OwnerOfOwnedBy&FuEngaged 2 Picins420 ~`Always`~Fub1tch of ~HCT~ Brought to you By : Picins420 (repost of original by 'Picins420 Dir.Of Svcs 2ndAlarmHotties OwnedByOwnerOf&FuEngaged 2 Fiesty0ne' on '2009-01-14 09:00:25')
Wow
Just Another Saying
Just An Other Saying 2nd
Just Joking
This just cracked me up...
Archives Of The Forgotten: Vol 1 Straight Jacket Pyscho
(carni breathing heavy in the background) dr. - "is he strapped down tight" employee 1 - "yes" employee 2 - "yes" dr. - "Good morning sir. How are you today hmmm don't worry bout about answering that. Today you will be going through a little thing i like to call questions and shock. what that means is every question u loose it on, you will be shocked. Ok let's get started tell me what you see when you look in the mirror, what is the in the mind of the man in the mirror. 1.)intro 2.)mind of the man in the mirror 3.)mental maze 4.)double edge sword 5.)apocalyptic meditation 6.)still standing 7.)PVP (playa vs playa) 8.)let's play 9.)know your limits (on my ankles) 10.)fan blades 11.)MSR 12.)forever 13.)outro(...cr) *billyhill rap* *reflections*
Found Out I Have Copd
Just An Other Saying 3nd
My Poetry
New Icp Photos To Look At
Life sucks! I live in my girlfriends Mom and Step-Dads place and every morning he's a fuckin Jerk, I can't get on low-income housing. I'm disabled to Drs. who say so but Government doesn't. But OFW I could be dead. Peace!!!
My Theory Of 9
Ahhh...Today has simply reminded me that I need to get back to writing about my theory of the number 9...so keep looking for updates real soon...=) I also feel that this may be the most beautiful day in history...at least on a personal level...=)...Nothing exceptional happened today...butI woke up
You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li
You Guys Take This Way To Seriously...
So i rate you all a 1,2,3... and you all get pissed off... why? Its not like you win money... so what if you are highest rated, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... and you say "oh well i have military friends"... If they have any sense they would probably laugh at you. I would. I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING DOG SHITS IF YOU RATE ME A ONE... and if your 47 years old, keep the shirt please....
Venting
Well i've have no one to talk to about this because no one cares because its not about their problems. I'm so sick of being everyones go to girl im not a miracle worker i have my own problems to worry about and frankly after 21 years I'm really tired of hearing about everyone's bullshit because im hurting and they don't care. So next time some one wants to talk about their bad day look else where because I'm not your girl. I don't really care about anyone's break up problems i mean apparently if you break up its pretty fucking obvious it wasnt meant to be; so get over it. Not like its the end of the world and i'm tired of always being someone's second choice. For once i would like to be someone's number one concern but everyone is to wrapped up in their self pitty to worry about their friends; which honestly after that statement makes it pretty apparent that none of you are true friends, because if you gave a damn i wouldn't be venting to my self right now. So stopping asking me to fix
How Much Am I Worth?
So here's the deal. I have a pre-paid phone. This is currently my only steady means of communication with the outside world. I didn't miss having a phone while I still had internet at home. Now that its gone, I'm burning through minutes like wild fire. I'm hoping to find a way to get some minutes and possibly provide a service (wink wink) at the same time. Here's my thought: Either from Walmart directly or from the cell company's website, re-load increments can be purchased. You text me when you buy them. All you need is my cell number to add minutes. When I get the text that I've been loaded up, I call you and we'll get to talk about whatever you want. Just a thought. PM me if you're interested.
Heated
OK MAN I GOT TO GET THIS SHYTE OUT BEFORE I GO AND DO SOMETHING STUPID AS HELL SO LAST NIGHT MY MOMS CALL ME BEING A BYTCH AS USAUL BUT THATS PARENTS FOR SO ANYWAYS WE TALKED FOR A MIN ARGUING ABOUT DUMB SHIT THEN SHE HANGS UP SAYING SHE GOING TO BED.WAS HAPPY TO GET OFF THE FONE WITH HER SHYTE WELL ANYWAYS FOUR HOURS LATER I GET A FUCKING CALL FROM MY SISTER SAYING MY MOMS BOYFRIEND PUT HIS HANDS ON HER AND SHYTE.I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEATED RIGHT NOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MAD SHE MAKES ME THERE AINT A MAN ON THIS EARTH THAT HAS THE RIGHT TO PUT THERE HANDS ON HER AND I SWEAR THAT MAN IS LUCKY I WASNT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED BUT I SWEAR TO GOOD WHEN I SEE THAT MAN IN THE STREETS ITS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY THERE ARE NO WORDS TO BE SAID WE JUST FIGHTING AND HE BETTER TO KILL ME CAUSE IMMA SURE AS HELL MAKE HIM REMEMBER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM AND ANY OTHER MAN THAT PUTS THEIR HANDS ON MY FAMILY
Reverend Stuff
I work evenings. It doesn't hurt to hit me up if you need married. I know I'm free Sundays, Mondays, and anytime the rest of the week before 2PM EST. Saturdays I'm unavailable all day. I don't charge, it's all free. I have a few different wedding licenses, you can choose which one you want after the ceremony. I'm still working on them so just bear with me. Rev. HV http://fubar.com/geek.php (this link is strictly for my own purposes, I didn't have anywhere else to store it)
Dragon
Glitter Dragon Graphics
College
Ems
While you slept A child cried While you slept A mother died While you slept A father bled While you slept The sirens wailed While you slept Bright lights did flash While you slept I did speed past While you slept Life did go on While you slept So peaceful & sound While you slept We made our rounds Top Ten Signs That This Case Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . . 10. You start making crank calls from the phone in the operating room. 9. You figure out how to reprogram the new EKG monitor and have now set a new world record score for Pong. 8. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tower. 7. You page the nursing supervisor to the OR STAT, and when she runs into the department, tell her you need her to get a hamburger and fries for each member of the scrub team *note--they REALLY hate it when you do that* 6. You vow that you will smash the CD player with a traction weight if you have to lis
Thoughtz
Club Sinful Night
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=64744
Thank You Family And Friends
I just want to say thank you to each and everyone who has shown their love and support to me during the deaths of my Sons. Your sympathy cards,Hugs,and Flowers have meant a lot to me thank you so kindly. I am so proud to have friends like you and I pray to God that no one ever has to go through what I have been through these past 8 months Believe me when I tell you that losing your child to death is not at all an easy task,Mother's and Father's should never have to burry their children It is only through the grace of God and good friends that I am hanging in there and pushing forward with my life day by day. Very special thanks to my Fu family's "Rating Revolution" and "The Click Club" I can not thank you enough Rating Revolution { Member Page Only}{No Friends Request taken unless you are a joining Member!}@ fubar The Click Club@ fubar God Bless Hugs Kris
Fu-owned
FU-OWNED READ BELOW PLEASE FU-OWNED IS ANOTHER ITEM YOU CAN MAKE FU-BUCKS ON IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME THE WAY IT IS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!! #1 RULE--WHEN BUYING SOMEONE OFF OF ANOTHER PERSON MAKE SURE YOU BUY THEM FOR AN AMOUNT THAT WILL MAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE BUYING FROM A PROFIT (YOU BUY FOR 10,000 AND THEY BUY FOR 11,000 YOU ONLY MAKE 9,350 YOU LOOSE 650.00 FU-BUCKS NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT) BY NOT DOING THIS ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE FU-BUCKS IN 30 DAYS (BABY JESUS GIVES US SOMETHING TO MAKE FU-BUCKS ON AND WE ALL NEED TO USE THIS THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED TO) PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AS IM BE A SMART A$$ CAUSE IM NOT, JUST A LITTLE INFO ON HOW WE SHOULD USE THIS FEATURE IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE INFO ON THIS PLEASE LEAVE IT IN COMMENTS AND ILL ADD TO THIS THANK YOU MUCH TEDDY T. TEDDY T.~~OWNED BY SWEET SERENITY@ fubar
What I Like To Watch On Tv
Steelers
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh, Football Be Thy Game. The Kingdom Come, 5 Super Bowls Won, On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Tampa! A-Ben Go STEELERS
Looks Like A Hump Day
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsLooking forward to a stimulating weekend.
Love It
*Cows* Leave Comments pertaining to cows, it can be funny cute or whatever you want. Best comment will win a bling.This will be judged by three people.Contest Runs for 24 hours.YOU MUST add me to play.I will be approving comments as I see them.You can leave as many as you like.NO DRAMA! Click the pic below to comment U MUST ADD RATE FAN TO PLAY †Яåîñ† ~Wîƒèý †º $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$~Owner of WYKD~@ fubar Bulletin Made By: Ðj ßåßý ߺý *Footnote added by Rain* ~ Also show mad fu-luv to my hubby~ ~ Yep Thats Him That Guy Down there~
Lil Whiskey Girl
I saw an ex Marine, being disrepected to day by a young man. The man deserves much respect in my books. He served his country. I pulled the young man aside and said havent you ever heard of respecting your elders? To which he replied no. I was like young man, you see that man over there you just disrepected he's not only your elder but an ex Marine, and disrespect him and you disrespect me. The young man look at me, like I was jokeing. I explained to him that my Dad was vetern he served our country in the Army. And he tought me to respect my elders and any man or woman currently in the services or in the services in the past. The Young man went and apoligised to the man without a thought. The man just smiled at me as I walked away the man stated there arent many young ladies that have respect for those who serve our country let alone those that have. I smiled at him and said I'm an army brat. Well today i'm in a good mood, it's not to cold here thank gawd. My son was good today he kee
Tripod $ Lyfe
About Myself
hey well my name is tawny i am 22 and i am a lebian and proud of it!!!!! just foud this fubar so add me please. i like to do lots of things in my free time i like to play in the mudd and do whtever i can do in the out doors i am a people person and a socail butterfly well if i sound cool addd me thanks virgobaby
Simple Man
I ain't nothing but a simple man Call me a redneck, I reckon that I am But there's things goin' on that make me mad down to the core I have to work like a dog to make ends meet There's crooked politicians and crime in the street And I'm madder than hell and I ain't gonna take it no more We tell our kids to just say no And then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go And he slaps him on the wrist and he turns him back out on the town Well, if I had my way with people sellin' dope I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope And hang 'em up high and let 'em swing till the sun goes down Chorus: Well you know what's wrong with the world today People done gone and put their Bibles away There livin' by law of the jungle not the law of the land Well the good book says it, so I know it's the truth An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth You'd better watch where you go And remember where you've been That's the way I see it I'm a simple man Now, I'm the kind
Just Some Stuff
HEAVENLY FATHER OF SHANGRI LA: Open my Eyes to the world around me. Let me feel things that I cannot see. Let me view the world through a lens of non bias. I know that in all the Laws of Man... there is no law to stop the true seeker of knowledge. Fore the true seeker of knowledge seeks within... and then searches without. Let me learn of all the wonderous things... and be amazed by its splendor. Help me to share the wisdom of my Life... with the ones that I Love. Keep prompting me to question my world, through questions answers are received. I look forward to a time that I may join my brethren... and have all my questions answered... in Shangri La AMEN AND BLESSED BE http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1453610
Deception
Need Help
hey friends i am in a contest i need pic rate will u please click on the link below and give me some and let ur friends no about it guys i am in a contest will u please help me out go to my page to my fam click on johnny go to his bling pack auction and leave comments on my pic i am trying to win a bling pack please help the love will be returned
Family Isses
well there are going to be issues coming with my kids, so to be on the safe side pretty much all my pics are in my family only, removed, or closed to me only til these things are over, the kids are more important to me than anything and after i start this fire he is going to try to make it bigger. I have to protect the kids. if you have questions you can ask either inkman876 or davideld, both are in my family. i talk to them and they know the full story. love everyone, i will still be getting on fu from time to time but i have to keep my pics hidden.
Pot
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Thought For The Day
Calm your thoughts and be peaceful. Know that all is well, all the time. This moment is already the best it can be, and is everything it can be. Accept it and move forward. Do not fear the worst, for your thoughts of fear give great power to whatever it is you fear. Instead, sincerely expect the best and you create the best. Know that the positive possibilities are always present, and your eyes will be opened to them. Everything that is, can be put to good use in moving toward your highest vision for life. As life unfolds in each moment, new opportunities are being born. No matter what has already happened, choose to create the very best you can imagine. This is the day that you have to work with. Live with peaceful purpose, and use it to create a magnificent world. -- Ralph Marston Hey everyone!
Family Rate Day
Unkept Promises
Why is it so hard to keep a promise?? I won't say any names or what the promise was that was broken, but I will say it hurts for that promise to be broken!!!! I think that if a person promises not to do something ever again then that person should stay to his/her word. This person knows how it makes me feel when this is done but yet continues to do this act. Am I over reacting? NO, I don't think I am. Am I being childish, NO I am not. Not only is the act still being done but the act of lieing too. I am at the end of my rope with this and don't know what to do, I am sick of it. I guess I can do the same act but what for? That doesn't make it right, you know the saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right"! I really don't have anyone that I can go to with this and talk about it so that is why I am venting here. Thanks for lending your ears to who ever reads this.
A New Challenge Today
Trust Me
Wear me like the old school jersey I am The one you've kept all these years Because it reminds you of laughing days Of failed tests that don't count Thread your fingers anxiously through my sleeves Wear me like that Like your old school jersey Carry me stuffed at the bottom of your heavy bag
Friendship
The Colors of Friendship Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best; the most important, the most useful, the favorite GREEN said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." BLUE interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." YELLOW chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." ORANGE started next to blow her trumpet: "I am the
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So Sad!!
I STOLE THIS FROM HAZEL WHO STOLE IT FROM TEMPTRESS WHO STOLE IT FROM WV REBEL. AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU "WORK" I HOPE YOU READ, PAY ATTENTION, AND ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID. There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' Life Is a
The Music
The Music to Keep I heard a song within me Was it my heart who sings our song? And as I listen to the melody, I can't make myself asleep 'til dawn. My soul started to sing And my mind begins to think again, Trying to remember the times when we're together, The times when we're not friends, but lovers. Does anyone hear the music? Do you ever care for the lonely beat? As the music plays over and over, Well... it's you I always remember. The tears started to fall like rain into the river, For the thought that we can't be together forever. I'm not a perfect person, I know. And in committing mistakes, I always fall. Loneliness? Oh, it always comes, Specially now, that you were gone. Couldn't be just you and me And build our dreams to reality? But then, it's time for you to say goodbye. I know I've LIVED, LOVED, LOST and DIE. Our song comes to an end But, somehow, I hope that my heart will mend. Even if I know that we can't be together again: This m
Santa Has A Younger Brother...oh My!!!! Yummy
Did you know that Santa had a younger brother? Well .... Scroll down and meet Jared, Santa's younger brother. Jared takes care of the 'naughty' girls. So ... Who is going to be naughty???? The line forms on the right!!!
"woman Under Master's Hand"
Under Your Hand....... My lessons are taught, my heart soars, My tears are brushed aside, my body blooms, my soul deepens, my mind grows, My slavery flourishes, my serenity exists, Under Your Hand....... the woman in me is discovered
Who Cares
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn;"Lets get out of Iraq" Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who cares if a Soldier dies!
Distance
Tiny Angel rest your wings Sit with me awhile. How I long to hold your hand, And see your tender smile. Tiny Angel, look at me, I want this image clear.... That I will forget your precious face Is my biggest fear. Tiny Angel can you tell me, Why you have gone away? You weren't here for very long... Why is it you couldn't stay? Tiny Angel shook his head, "These things I do not know... But I do know you loved me, And that I loved you so." She sits daydreaming In a dream world. Anxiously wondering Does he think of me………. He seems so perfect It just cannot be……… She hopes to one day feel his touch Feel his love……. At the thought her body quivers And her body temperature rises If she only had him near…….. When she hears his voice The distance disappears……….
The Injustice...
The Injustice... Has Created a Solitude... Of Proportions... I Do Not Think... I Can Bear Much Longer... I Will Give It All I Have... That Is All I Can Do... Karma Will Take Care Of The Rest... For That Is Her Task... Saturday 1/31/2009...7:33 AM "They Say" When asked...I began to tell the story today...then i realized...there is no point...for what does speaking of the past...or how we came to be here...have to do with a single thing???... "They" say ..."let it out".."they" say..."its not healthy to keep it bottled up"..."they" say...alot of things... I wonder why???...because when the things "they" say...to let out...finally surface... "they".... get uncomfortable....(ouch!!...oh poor "them") "They"...slowly move away...so slowly...its like "they" dissipate...rite before your very long dried eyes... before you realize... "They" have not disappeared...no..."they"...have gone...on their own voilition... which causes a pause...( a very l
My 1st Auction!
PLEASE COME SHOW SUM LOVE AND BID ON ME IN POKER PRINCESS' AUCTION! ITS MY 1ST AUCTION, IAM VERY EXCITED!! COME CHECK ME OUT PPLS. THX SO MUCH!! http://www.fubar.com/user/1246900 http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1246900&albumid=1420658&i=33768610&idx=25
Summertime
The Lake
Crafts
Lounge Owners
Ok I am one of many owners of a lounge on here. When you join a lounge to chate with people in the lounge it is great. Our numbers go up in members. You meet new people. And most of all have a good time. The thing you may not realize is the hard work we go threw to make this possable for you. We find staff to work the lounge to make it a fun place to be. Spend many hours on line. Some of us DJ when we are on line so you have music ,and can get your request for the music you want to hear. All we ask is that you take the time to thank them for the work they do for you to have a great time on fubar. LEFTY (AKA) COWBOY OWNER@ROUGHSTOCK
Brady Baker
Animals
Why Do People Have To Be So Mean Ti Me
I came here for fun and friends. Now people hate me Why what did I do? Nothing I say! I live my life in a way that I try not to do anything to hurt any one else But I am the one that always gets hurt If I have hurt anyone's feelings please forgive me I did not mean too. my heart aches when I hurt someone it breaks when I break someone else's. PLEASE FORGIVE ME
So Cold Outside
Fun Time!!
Have fun with me here ;)
For My Ageless Witch...welcome Home Baby
Some Of My Writting.
Being a people pleaser is an emotionally draining and often painful existence. I don't know what it is, but something deep inside you feels the need to try to keep everyone you come in contact with happy in some form or another. The need to please consumes your mind and soul. The need to please is so great that you are willing to make yourself miserable in order to please another. When you feel the need to put forth the effort to please, you can't help but to put your whole heart and soul into it. Everything a people pleaser does to try to please, they do with an intense burning passion. Which I'm sure is the reason rejection hurts so bad. Rejection is a people pleasers worst fear. We can accept the small everyday rejections life has to offer. But when it comes to rejection from people we try hard to please, that kind of rejection can crush a people pleasers soul. A people pleaser is a very emotional, poetic, romantic and passionate person. Emotions drive us to do everything we do
Just Thinkin...
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well heres the deal bout the 3s... 1st off 3 is my fav # and i figure it dont get no betR than three 3s.also 3 is a very powerful # amongst #s.just look at the effect that 3 has on r society-just think bout it... however its much deeper than that 4 my self.as yall know i hav an angel tatD on my bak.it says "angel of god" under it.eventually it'll say "macivelian arc angel of god" ... which is a skillD and blessD worrior !!! the 3s r on my bak also-the meaning of which is life,power,death... the LIFE is:GOD,JESUS & the holy spirit the POWER is:the desturction of sadda&gamora, babalon & the flood the DEATH is:JESUS & the 2 thieves that died on the cross theres also fear,strangth,victory---theres fear n life,strangth n power,victory n death,plus theres 3 more i had 2 go with this.u know 2 complete the circle of 3s,but its been yrs sence i thought bout it and need 2 read up on my BIBLE.i do remember the last of the last 3 is salvation cuz theres salvation n victory...
Johnny Has Autos On
He's Sweet! He's Sexy! And He's my best friend! 1.6 million to Prophet! Let's put a big dent in that number. RATE Him FAN Him ADD Him BLING Him Bomb his folders... He'll pay you 15k per bomb! ****************************** Lovingly Pimped out by Carrie ****************************** Please repost... Thank you...
You Read This Why?
Oh okay so i'ts 3:30 in the morning. Bleh. I have no idea why I'm still up except that my sleep pattern has been kinda screwy lately. We're up playing Guitar Hero, so I'm sure you understand... and even if you don't it doesn't really matter. Heh. I haven't read any MuMMs today. Prolly a good thing? Hmmmm. Or is that mmmmm? No - "mmmm" was a lil bit ago..... hahah Yeah, so I'm odd. So? It's all good. At least it is in my world lol. I'm so friggin ready to go party! Omgosh it seems like it's been forever. Alrighty then. I think I shall jump off here n jump on somethin' else. Hehe. G'night ppl. =) J. Disclaimer: The following content most likey is only important to me, as it will contain ramblings usually only I can understand. I don't type in complete sentences, or even thoughts. It's all random, but I like it that way. Kind of like - controlled chaos. It works for me. And yes most of what I add in this section will be NSFW. This disclaimer applies to this, and
My Lounge
My Turn Ons
OK HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY TURN ONS, NOT ALL ARE ME THO AND THOSE THAT ARENT WILL BE A COMMENT BESIDE IN ()SO IF YOU READ PLEASE NOTE THAT IN YOUR PEA BRAINS SOMEWHERE...LOL CANCER TURN ONS (THATS ME) 1. TALL MEN 2. NORODIC TYPES, BLONDES (MEN ONLY) 3. BUSINESS MEN, COLLEGIATES 4. JOCKS, BODY BUILDERS (NOT TO BUILT THO) 5. SMOOTH TORSOS 7. NUDISM 8. LITE S & M 9. SLAVING (NOT AT ALL) 10. DOUBLE DILDOS (WOOOHOOO) 11. STRAPPING ON (NEVER TRIED IT) 12. FATHER FIGURES 13. ANAL SEX 14. (PASSIVE) B & D 15. SEX CLUBS (NOT AT ALL) 16. SWAPPING (HELL NO) 17. INTENSE NIPPLE PLAY (SOMETIMES) 18. DOWNERS, QUALUDES (FUCK NO NEVER) 19. FIREMEN, COPS, DELIVERYMEN (HUMMMMMMMM MAYBE ALL THREE PROFFESSION LOL) 20. WATER SPORTS 21. SUBMISSIONS FANTASIES 22. PROSTITUTE FANTASIES (HELL NO) 23. DUNGEONS, WHIPS, CHAINS (WOW NEVER DONE OR USED THEM EVER) THESE ARE FROM A BOOK CALLED SEXOLOGY THAT I READ WHEN I GET BORED OR WANT TO KNOW HOW SOMEONE IS SEXUALLY A
Pebbs!!
PLEASE GO SHOW MY NEW OWNER SOME MAD FU-LOVE!! SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE HER IN YOUR CIRCLE OF THE WORLD THEN YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED! CLICK HER MIDGET AND GO SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE SHE DESERVES!
Who Am I
My profession is somewhat unique in comparison to that of the average person. At any one fixed moment in time when duty calls upon me, I am prepared to sacrifice my own life to save the lives of others I may not even know. I am willing to do this because I understand that we all make choices in life. As for myself, this is the choice and path of service I have chosen to follow. Though my job is often rewarding, it can also be unsettling. I often reflect upon the simplicity of one question, "Who am I ?" At times, I cannot provide this answer, not even for myself. So, "Who am I" to choose a profession in life that regularly shows no mercy for the preciousness of life? "Who am I" to willingly, without hesitation, invite myself into some of the most uninviting situations known to mankind? "Who am I", so that when duty calls, may never again lay eyes on the loved ones I could leave behind? The assumed simplicity of this question is not so simple after all. Understanding "Who am I" may be di
Missing 14 Yr Old Girl
Random Crap
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages. 2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office. 3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction. 4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol 5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Eithe
Parker20 Has Autos On (closed)
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The Chronicles Of Christ
Where do I start? I think that in this day and age that is the hardest problem of all. How do I prove who I am? Cause we all know that as soon as I tell you who I am no one will believe me. Hell if I claim it hard and loud enough they might put me in a Home for the mentally disturbed. Or if some members of society get there way they might just crucify me. Which of course would not be a good thing. Not again. Hell no one believed me the last time I told them who I was. That was an experience I don’t want to go through again. Then again it is a little funny to see how the world has changed and how my story has changed in two thousand years. I can read it over and over again and it seems that I did and said many things that never actually happened. Then again many things I did do never even come close to being mentioned at all. There are thousands of theories as to what happened to the middle part of that first life of mine and some are truly funny as hell. But some are scary. Ab
69's Auction Anyone
Ready For A Pre-Valentines Day Auction? SixtyNineMunch Is Holding One! Auction Will Run From January 25th Until January 31st There Is No Entry Fee And All Bids Start At 100K You May Offer Anything You Like The Better The Offer The Better The Bid! You Will Be Owned For A Month Rules Of This Auction Are: 1.NO DRAMA! If You Start Any You Will Pulled ASAP 2.If Bidder Pulls Their Bid Or Doesn't Pay The Bidder With The Prior Bid Will Be Given The Offer 3.It Is Not My Responsibility To Get Your Bid For You, I Will Email The Winner One Time To Let Them Know Their Offer Was Accepted 4.You Must Send Me Your Pic and Offer In Private Message 5. I Will Promote The Auction But You Need To Promote Yourself For Better Bids 6. You May Accept Bid At Any Time 7. Have Fun SixtyNineMunch@ fubar (repost of original by ' SixtyNineMunch' on '2009-01-18 11:55:08')
Oldie But Goodie
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They planned the night, they invited their favorite naked people. His and hers. They rented the perfect hotel suite. Lots of surfaces for lots of slippery gyrating bodies. Then set the rules and posted them on the door. There were three rules and they were simple. One - Strip as soon as you come in. Two - No pee, no poop, no vomit, everything else goes. Three - Retire to bedroom #4 when you're too tired to play or drive home. Everyone at this party knew everyone else, or should, so there really was no need for any rules, but just in case. People can get crazy when they get high on those sex endorphins. Macon and Indi arrived first to set up, drinks on the bar, plenty of ice and water...lots of fluid would be needing replaced. Sign on the door of bedroom #4. Lubes, oils, condoms and toys everywhere. Dirty movies on all the tv's. Two huge baskets by the door for the clothes and a pile of keys for anyone who needed to leave and come back in. Forty people invited. 32 RSVP'd. Time t
211k Fubuck Giveaway
Something Scary.
Steelers!!!
Ok so yes as most of you know I am a huge (pun intended) Steelers fan, I love them with all my heart and will always be a fan! SO yes another win for us today, I knew it all along.... lol Ok maybe not there is that chance so you never know that but I always have faith in my boys and our defense is #1 all around for a reason. Now any other time going to my Steelers bar is cool but today oh my there was drama at every turn. PPL saving seats with there Terrible Towels and other ppl get pissed off, to a fight breaking out, I know huh like mixing lots liquor never makes that happen. But alas we braved through it all and were victorious once again! Aside from getting my beer spilled by some guy and then later getting some sort of whiskey sprayed all over me, it was another fvcking awesome day spent with my Steelers fans! So Steelers are going to Superbowl 43 against the Arizona Cardinals who have not been to a Superbowl in what something like 61 years lol. So my boys are going to win Supe
Against Child Abuse!!!!
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With mo
Ruh Roh
Some random person from this site typed some random comment in a random mumm directed at me. No, really. I am serious. :)
Tv And Movie Clips And Videos
Love
Music Video:THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE IS (by Kelly Clarkson)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
K I Need Some Elp
i just moved from chi,il to temecula,ca and i need to find a job if you know ofany where hit me up it would be a life saver ...lol...ty
God Deteermines
God determines who walks into your life ....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,who you let walk away,who you let stay,and who you refuse to let go. God determines who walks into your life ....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,who you let walk away,who you let stay,and who you refuse to let go.
Falling But Not Lost
I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND U WORK ON IT AND SOMETHING IT JUST WORK THEN ASK AND BEG THATS ALL FINE JUST HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE PEOPLE KISS MY ASS SO I DUSTY MYSELF OFF AND WALK ON AND NEVER LOOK BACK IF U LOOK BACK U AT THE PASS.
Fubar's Booty Fugitives
~The purpose behind the Fubar's Booty Fugitives~ This group/profile was developed because a friend and I felt that all women on Fubar should have an opportunity to become more popular than they already are. The benefits for my friend and I are: meeting new people and making new friends. ~~~~~~~Rules & Duties~~~~~~~ The only thing we ask in return is that if you see or know someone who might be interested, please approach her and give her the profile link which is: http://fubar.com/user/2279552, and have them send a private message saying they are interested If you decided to become a fugitive there are only three rules that we ask 1. We need a face picture so we can put it in the fugitive folder 2. We need a NSFW Ass picture so we can put it in the Booty Folder as you are aware this is the Fubar's Booty Fugitives, it doesn't have to be a nude picture but it does have to be revealing meaning no pants or anything but panties covering your ass, if curious what kind take a lo
New Idea
Jandor an elven ranger finds a infant laying in a nest area atop a mountain that was filled with many beasts. Rumored to be home to a crafty and old silver dragon, tho no one had ever seen it themselves. Unsure of why an infant would be in the area, let alone one that was quite clearly at least part elven it had to have been stolen. Even so he had no idea if there where indeed any missing children. He couldn't take the chance to leave an infant alone to the elements, and the creatures of the area. He wrapped her in his spare tunic and carried her with him back to the village. Leaving her temporarily with the town elders while he busied himself with his activities. Sure that the elders had already figured out where the child belonged. "We were unable to locate this child's parents. There are many willing to take her in while you are on your travels. You must take responsibility for the child,at least until parents can be found." Protesting in disgust Jandor said" I am a ranger. I h
Yeah Right
hmm I got a real winner in my shoutbox today.... the messages with the arrow are what i sent. retardation seems to run rampant on this site. read from bottom up: No Drama Q...: dont flatter yourself like that No Drama Q...: trying? u wish dawg ->No Drama Q...: who said i am playing games? I just said i prefer to talk on this site rather than give out my info. if i was a game player i wouldnt have posted a salute but thanks for tryin No Drama Q...: no into games sowwie ->No Drama Q...: yes I do. but I prefer to talk here No Drama Q...: not yet, do u have yahoo? ->No Drama Q...: no im just asking if i know you No Drama Q...: lol No Drama Q...: uh is this an audition? ->No Drama Q...: do i know you? No Drama Q...: i have a question for u ok? Ok, I have HAD IT! I have absolutely had it with men who think it is okay to keep hitting on someone, even after they have been told not to. I am done with these kinds of people. So from here on out... the following applies... 1.
Falling Souls 2
i have new lounge i need people if u like to work for me i so happy i do need the help here i like this lounge to rock and make it people second home (lol) so sb or message me ty hugs n kisses lick n bite
Misssing Jb
my best friend JB has been missing since dec.16th 2008 plz help find him he is 34 years old he has a 6 year old son that really wants his dad back........ this is not my son
Friends In Need!!
Ok, listen up everybody! Here is a great way to help someone else and yourself at the same time. My #1 had to make a new account after hers was deleted and she has been trying to get back to where she was at..level 23...and is currently at level 21. So heres what i am gonna do to help her out. The first 3 people to go in and rate all pics and stash of hers will receive 100k in fubucks...the next 2 will receive 50k. Here is how to claim your bucks... 1. comment the last pic in every folder after rating so we know you were there. 2. private message ME after all pics, comments and stash have been completed. After checking with her to make sure all these have been done, I will send out your fubucks. Once all 5 prizes have been awarded, I will update my status so that everybody knows, so keep your eye on my status if your only here for the money. Here is her link: Queen~of~Hearts*Rating Revolution* RL Fiance to DJ Money@ fubar
Babes
i dare you to find a better looking doorgirl then the one at babes in nolanvillie
Ex Gf Code
1.You walked away...so that gives me the right to do what i want,when i want,with whom i want 2. If you replace me,i get to hate you more than i did at the beginning of our break up 3.Dont tell me how important your new girl is to you...because i was just as important if not more at one time 4.Dont treat me like shit if you said "I Love You" at one point in time 5.I was the most important person to you at one point in time,so dont act like i never meant anything to you 6.I get to HATE you for what you done 7.I am allowed to be crazy and wild YOU broke me 8.I am allowed to make fun of you,you did fuck with my heart,feelings,and mind 9.I may miss certain parts/things about you ,but just because i miss some things doesnt mean i want you back so dont flatter yourself 10.Dont talk shit because you know i wont believe it,i know things about you,your not much better These are your rights= 1.You are not allowed to tell me when i am being a bitch or a brat
Wat.i Cant Take It!!
My Classical Favorites
My Short Story
this story needs edited and more detail, i had a short amount of time to get it all done b/c it was an assighnment when i went to high school, but that aside tell me what u think. it wasnt an assighned topic tho, i just decided to write this to get a history smemster test grade on it along with creative writeing. its historical fiction, not my prefered type to write, fantasy is. Nikki Hunt World history/ English/ Creative writing Short story 9/05 Cassia the Gladiator "She's a feisty one." The guard said as he slammed the door, leaving me with a roomful of scumbags, instead of one. At least he'll have a knot on his head, for a while, to remember me by. I surveyed my new surroundings to find me in a chamber full of prisoners and some guards, they eyed me hungrily as I prepared for what I knew was coming. "She's a pretty little thing." Said one guard walking toward me, the stench of booze fresh on his breath. The guard went for a snatch at my hair, but I was too
Down Time For Healh
im not doing well so if im not on al much its not that i dont care about my frends on here send me some mesages and all check back to see ok i mess everyone peace and love all Livein in a small town has its good sides to livin in a big city but one thing is really bad thay rise the gas up higher THATS GREED who loves liveing in small towns im from Colusa Calif its really cool here from Smoken.joe NOR.CAL .PS and stores are higher priced on food and BEER LOL been going to the docs for a really bad Eye prop;em
Hero
this is a story on a buddy of mine chad kite, also i have a video on my page and wrote a little something about shad on my home page check it out 3 Fort Lewis soldiers pick up Silver Stars By MIKE BARBER P-I REPORTER (Editor's Note: This story has been altered. Sgt. 1st Class Chad Kite's affiliation with the Green Berets was mischaracterized in earlier versions.) Three Fort Lewis soldiers who put their lives on the line in Iraq and Afghanistan were honored this week for their courage with the nation's third-highest award for combat valor, the Silver Star. In a ceremony Wednesday at 1st Special Forces Group headquarters, a Green Beret -- Staff Sgt. Chris Federmann of Cincinnati -- and a soldier serving with the group -- Sgt. 1st Class Chad Kite of Elkton, Va. -- received Silver Stars for their actions last year in Diwaniyah, Iraq. "While under intense enemy fire and without regard for their safety, (Federmann and Kite) prevented anti-Iraqi forces from overwhelmin
What I Like To Dowith My Free Time
Mourning.
Just this past month,I lost my 1st born nephew.He died two days before he was to turn 16 yrs old.I buried my nephew on dec. 13th, 2008.His birthday was dec. 12th.He died on dec. 9th.He was loved very dearly by his family and friends.We will miss him so.It was the hardest thing I had to do.He was so young and had his whole life ahead of him.He died from a blood vessel that exploded in his brain.He will be forever remembered as a bright young man.R.I.P. Michael.We love you!!
Pics That Dont Want 2 Upload Right
lol having to do this since the uploader is messing with me is silly :P here's the simple pic and i quit tonight lol lol deal with it frame to frame xoxo
Tainted Angels Bullys
HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL.... JUST CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER!
Messed Up
i am thinking i might just leave for a while. just does not seem like much fun here any more. just lost it sparkle for me. give me some good reasons to stay i am so frustrated i cant see straight... when you like or want something so bad and you never can get your hands on it. tell me why this is... my last few months have been hell my family is broken up my kids are with my parents and i am in a shelter cant live with them... but the things is no matter how hard i try with everything it back fires. i just dont get it.. plz help
How Stupid Are Some People?
I have 3 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in
Living Without You
SO I THOUGHT FOR 3 YRS I WANTED THAT ONE THING WITH HIM SO BAD AND NOW THAT I FIND OUT I DO HAVE IT IS IT BAD I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE???? HE LEFT ME FOR A NASTY FAT MEXICAN WHORE WHO HAS A REP FOR HER MANY MEN AND WOMEN I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING I HD INCLUDING OVER 2 GRAND IN 6 MONTHS WHY DO I DESERVE THIS? I can't find your face in a thousand masqueraders You're hidden in the colors of a million other lost charaders In life's big parade I'm the loneliest spectator Cuz you're gone without a trace in a sea of faceless imitators I can't take another night Burning inside this Hell is living without your love Ain't nothing without your Touch me Heaven would be like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Cancelled compasion This our ignorance Light everlas
Fu Weddings
Pastor: Will you answer me right now These questions, as your wedding vow? Groom: Yes, I will answer right now Your questions as my wedding vow. Pastor: Will you take her as your wife? Will you love her all your life? Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life. Pastor: Will you have, and also hold Just as you have at this time told? Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life As I now take her as my wife. Pastor: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad? Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, Whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife! Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch? Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love he
Hello Everyone
hello everyone my name is pelin i am from Turkey my friend told me about this site i sign up then here is a lovely site i think... i want find a friendship here,i want be friends... i feel so alone because...would you like to be my friend?
My Midget
Hey whats up? My name is Missy and I am a bartender at Club Ice.. Come see whats popping in Club Ice.. Come in hang out and have some fun.. Join the Family and I will buy a round of drinks for everyone in the Club.. OOO Yea I almost forgot.. it's NSFW all day everyday so come check us out and have some fun...
Club Ice
Sensations
Charlie's Pimp Out
He's Sweet! He's Sexy! And He's a great friend! 4.4 million to Disciple! Let's put a big dent in that number. RATE Him FAN Him ADD Him BLING Him Bomb his page by rating his pictures and stash ****************************** Lovingly Pimped out by Carrie ****************************** Please repost... Thank you...
Overactive Brain
My Life
my life has never been better i have a beautiful daughter shes my world shes 3yrs old i dont think i could live if i didnt have her! thats bout all more to come lol :)
An Echo In The Wind
Quiz Results
What Sex Dessert Are You?whip creamyou like it all over...doesn't matter where it is...you love partying and being wild...do you like whips and chains too? YOU WHORE!Food-Drink Quizzes Worlds fastest sex testBlackBlack color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually ma
Muah
DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,♥ THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!! Look at this Princess!!!!! How can you not stop by and say HI!!! !!!♥Яåîñ♥!!! †Яåîñ† ~Wîƒèý †º $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$~Owner of WYKD~@ fubar !!!♥Яåîñ♥!!! :::Made W/ Love By your Hubby $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$Hûßßý †º Яåîñ{Ð.$.Ç}@ fubar You Know You Want Some!!! ♥Яåîñ♥
63 Questions
63 Annoying Questions1. Song that always makes you sad?: I Swear2. Last thing you bought?: Taco Bell3. Last person you argued with?: The Girls4. Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?: Yes5. One of your stuffed animals: Lammie6. Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd?: No7. Favorite day of the week?: Saturday8. Favorite Sundae topping?: Pineapple9. Did you take Piano lessons?: No10. Most frequent song played?: The Day That Never Comes11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?: One Tree Hill12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?: Basketball13. Date someone older or younger?: Younger14. One place you could travel right now?: Vegas15. Do you use umbrellas?: No16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?: No17. Favorite Cheese?: Pepper Jack18. Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?: Disturbed19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?: Brunettes20. Best job you ever had?: Auto Industry21. did you go to your high school prom?: Yes22. perfect time to wake up?: 10 am23. perf
My Blog
ok, i am looking for any conversations that any of you may have had with this page between 10/16/08 to 01/20/09, that is the time frame in which i was not in control of this fubar page. i am gonna try to do something about my ex hacking, stealing, whatever you want to call, this page. any shout box messages you may have saved, any private messages, or if you gave your IM address and were in contact that way it would be a real help. i again appoligize to everyone that was hurt or thought they were involved with me or thought they were communicating with me. also any pics you may have been sent, thank you for your help in advance. brandy First and foremost, i must appoligize to EVERYONE that has become a friend on this page. approx 2 or3 months ago my ex boyfriend changed my password to my fubar page, i DIDNT have control over this page, he did, so any messages you have sent me or anything that was said on here wasnt me. He does IT work for a company in new lisbon, while we
Up For Bid Love Me
Hi all i'm in a Valentines Day auction come see what i'm offering woot woot just click the pic below to bid ty
Wtf? Why Me?
Mamasita As Jersey Girl!
i need a true valentine hollar at you'r girl if available! what you see is what ya get!
F'd Up People.....
This is for all my Seattle friends.....girls in general....Beware of a guy on here with the name Seattledoublehelix....He's a whackjob...Whom I believe keyed my car in the last 24 hours after a heated conversation on here last night....Go figure...the argument....and then my car is keyed not even 24 hours later....I've filed a report and given SPD his name and address....Karma's a bitch if nothing else....Just wanted ta warn all my peeps... M
Who's Horny?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"... "And she acts like she is asleep every time."
De
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My Best Friend
i am here for you never will i leave you can always count on me when you are not strong i will pick you up and tell you that you can go on you are my best friend and when things go wrong as they sometimes do i will never leave i will always be right here for you right now you are struggling with things that are hard with things that are crushing your spirit but i am here for you i will not leave you your my best friend and no matter what you need i am here no matter how rough times get i am here you are my life and i don't want to see you hurt so whatever i must do to make you happy i will whenever you see nothing but darkness i will help you see the light i am here for you no matter what you go through
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Last night I dreamed I slept at peace Wrapped in arms of light I cried my self to sleep Dreaming of what could be Of my past, and future too Glimpses of light, and consoling shadows Lifting me to thier bossoms I drift away To my abyss Still, I am not alone One shadow follows Drying my tears His face is given light It too beautiful to bear I turn away He hugs me To his warm chest His heart beating with mine He cares for me. Why? He cuddles me till I sleep Sweet and deep He lays next to me Expecting nothing Last night I dreamed I wasnt alone He was there to hold me Still, all dreams must end Last night I dreamed Of a true loves touch In truth I am alone.
I'm A Walking Suicide
I'm a walking suicide but you'd never know cause' I hide I got too much pride to show my depression I think about dying everyday but never say anything cause' people will stop me rob me from succeeding in my goal. I fold my letter up saying how sorry I am for being a disappointment to my family and you'll be better without me. You'd never think little baby girl would try something so bold didn't know that the mold you made her in turned it's grin and that hell really existed in her eyes and she cries for god to please just let me die and be free from the reality she's facing!! I'm a walking suicide
The Coming Of Obama
To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the back story.
Foreign Bodies!!!!
This is from a blog I read about the work of an ambulance dispatcher in London. Thought i'd share. While you may think ambulance workers are mature professionals who have seen and heard everything, every now and then a call pops up on our screen that makes our eyes water. One such call appeared the other day. A four year old boy had somehow managed to get a Triple A battery wedged irretrievably in his foreskin. (Point of note: the FRED system automatically dispatched a fast response car, thinking the “Triple A” bit referred to an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm. Not so clever, FRED…) This, of course, led to much confusion and speculation as to how the battery found itself in the offending region in the first place and the position it must be in for it to be so irrevocably wedged. No firm conclusions were reached. The conversation progressed to other foreign objects in genitalia we’d taken calls about in the past. Vibrators, household objects, chillies, razor blades… they’ve
New Year, New Stuff
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful
President Obama And Autism
Autism Screening Tops Obama's Medical To-Do List Nancy Shute for US News and World Report. tiny.pl/vw7w Autism tops Barack Obama's medical to-do list, according to the new president's website. Whitehouse.gov launched at 12:01 pm yesterday, even before the new president had taken his oath of office on the Capitol's West Front. Autism is the only disorder or disease mentioned explicitly in Obama's 24-point agenda. Heart disease and cancer don't get the call. Neither does diabetes, or other chronic diseases. But there are four hefty bullet points addressing autism. Obama called for: 1. Increased funding for research, treatment, screenings, public awareness and support services for autism spectrum disorders. 2. "Life-long services" for people with autism spectrum disorders, as children and as adults. Many parents struggle to find and pay for screening and treatments for their children, but there is even less coverage and capacity for adults with autism-based impairment
My
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Website
Check me out in this months american curves magazine www.americancurvesmag.com Sold at Barnes and Nobles. My website is up and running,come visit me when you get a chance. -Valerie www.valygirl.com www.myspace.com/valygirl1980
Random
Let's play a game...Here's how it goes: Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (if possible. If not I'll say something that only makes sense to me).5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.If you play, you MUST post this on your blog... As much as i hate fighting and agruements. It seems like the only way for me to get a good night rest sometimes is a good fight or agurement. Because i then cry alot and phyically tired from it i am just want to sleep. its wierd I am so hurt and confused. I hurt the only person i didnt want to hurt. I think i pushed him to
Rates
i'm in a rates only contest. I need your rates and send your friends. Tell the hostess i sent you too. Please be sure to r/f/a her, you won't be disappointed. So get on over, click this pic and rate me. Private message me when you have and I will make you a special tag.
Happy Valentine Day Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1350648&albumid=1439333&i=3453988153&idx=24 AUCTION ENDS FEBRUARY 13TH, CONTACT ME FOR THE LINK: *JuicyFruit69(Bi)*(Greeter@DDR)*RR*SBG*FBF*My Girl Ktown Crazy Moma*@ fubar
Sex Story
Sexy Story He had never felt quite like this before. Since waking up from a troubled sleep a vaguely defined image of someone – female – kept flashing through his mind. He could tell little about her beyond the fact that she turned him on in a way he had never experienced before. She was attractive, around 30 or so (his own age), and had shoulder length dark hair worn in a gentle upsweep. He was filled with both longing and lust, a gentle but persistent ache for her such that he coasted through his day in a kind of erotic fugue state. In a daze he drove uptown for dinner that evening and quickly found himself in a strange neighborhood. He looked around at the quaint turn-of the-century brick and masonry buildings and knew he was lost – utterly. Not a thing was familiar except the English language on signs and buildings. The streets were cobblestoned and narrow, the street lighting ornate with wrought-iron swirls. An attractive neighborhood to be sure, but one he never
Depeche Mode
How To Use A Condom !! . .
PLEASE READ THIS INFORMATION CAREFULLY ..HANDLE WITH CARE. CONDOMS CAN BE TORN BY FINGERNAILS & SHARP OBJECTS SUCH AS JEWELRY, ZIPPERS AND BUCKLES. IF THE RUBBER MATERIAL IS OBVIOUSLY DAMAGED, DO NOT USE THE CONDOM .. 1). Put the condom .. the penis is errect, before there is any contact between the penis and your partners body. Fluid released from the penis during the early stages of an erection can contain sperm and organisms that cause STD's. Lesions, pre - ejaculate secretions, semen, vaginal secretions, saliva, urine, and feces can all transmit disease organisms. 2).Tear along one side of the foil being sure not to rip the condom inside. Carefully remove the condom. 3).Air trapped inside a condom could cause it to break. To avoid this squeeze the closed end of the condom between your forefinger and thumb and place the condom over the erect penis. Be sure the roll is on the outside. 4).While still squeezing the closed end, use your other hand to unroll the condom g
Cherry Pop
Ez Rates
I keep clicking on all these people that have "EZ rate" folders....just in case you simpletons haven't figured it out yet the whole point of an EZ rate folder is to have the pictures small so they can be rated fast. That way all the time and effort you spend begging for rates will be maximized.
Sex Is Like Eating @ Kfc!!!
SEX IS LIKE EATING @ KFC...ONCE YOU GET DONE NIBBLING & EATING ON THE BREAST & THIGH,YOU GOT A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR IN!!!!! A DICK FOR A WOMAN IS LIKE A TOY FOR A KID....AFTER THEY PLAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE IT USUALLY GOES IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!
Thank You Sir Richard
F This
So, Im not one to really put my "feelings" out there but damn lately i've just been like really what the F**K does it matter? I mean why do i bother with this over populated popularity contest? I know I can't compete with the "FuSupermodels" and if im honest I dont want to. But at the same time I see them and i'm so like who the F**K are you kidding? That is not you and if it is? Why the F are you on Fu and not on "MarryAmIllionare.com"? I'm sick of the fake, photoshoped bitch whores on this site. And you know what else? I'm sick of the "Buy me a bling, ticker, HH, Blast" Bitches too. Sorry if your one of my friends and thats your game but really GO F**K yourself. If you need it that bad to rank and level try getting a F**Kin job and buy it for yourself and not begging all those that WORK to whore yourself!! Hmmm... And while i'm ranting I'm SICK of this one girl that profile is all about how she ONLY wants women to contact her but yet she doesn't respond to women and all her specia
From My New Friend Kim
From My Sweet Friend Marie
Inspirational For 2009
I AM the New Day. I am an unspoiled page in your book of time. I am your next chance at the art of living. I am your opportunity to practice what you have learned about life during the last twelve months. All that you sought and didn't find is hidden in me, waiting for you to search it out with more determination. All the good that you tried for and didn't achieve is mine to grant when you have fewer conflicting desires. All that you dreamed but didn't dare to do, all that you hoped but did not will, all the faith that you claimed but did not have -- these slumber lightly, waiting to be awakened by the touch of a strong purpose. I am your door to walk through.. We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter begins with this Day. I AM the New Day. -- Author Unknown
Oh No I Did It Again
Pre-Valentine’s Day Auction Im up for auction come check out what I have to offer. You will not be sorry to be an owner of me. I always do more than I offer. So click and bid. XOXOXO LilAngelBaby
Valentines Auction
Why So Serious???
I really think some ppl on here take this Fubar way to seriously. Relax, its supposed to be fun!!
A?4u
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? ***ummmmm Only one yes (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? *** OK! (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? ***No just open the door (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? *** Not but have been rewarded 4 doing so (5) Shower or bath while having sex? *** shower, (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? ***Don't bite me (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? ***by love do you actually me lust??? (8) Love or Money? ***can't I have both (9) Credit cards or cash? **** cash (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? ***Y Allways with me (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? ***5 star I camp every day (12) Where is the weirdest place you ha
Bettyjaded Dot Com
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Valentine Day Auction Bulletin
That's right I'm hosting a Valentine's Day Auction!! Over 40 Fu's up for grabs!!! So who's it gonna be??
Coolness
Bored
It happens again.... the man sleeps and I sit here... bored out of my mind... need to find something entertaining... *grabs shot* At least there is always alchol here. lol
Auction
go to this site if you want to purchase me http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1936481&albumid=1450135&i=2072760991&idx=21 . there are many things that you will recieve if you are the winning bidder. none of them are bad and all are good. so please bid on me, and bid high
Latest Auction...come Bid On Me!!!!
Come And Bid On CrazyMama She Is In A Auction Look What She is Offering !!!!!!!!!!! This Bully Was Brought U By: (repost of original by ' ♥ღHeart§OfLoveღ♥{The Pegasus Project}{Fu-Angel}' on '2009-02-02 09:26:54') Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Heres your chance to own CrazyMama! She's sweet and kind and a really great friend. So.. what are you waiting for? Click the picture below
Thank You Kim
Teacher & Student Love Lesbian Music Video - Amazing videos are here When Night is Falling - Funny bloopers are a click away Patty Loveless - I Try To Think About Elvis (Official Music Video) - More amazing videos are a click away
What Drink Are You?
Tiff's is a Drink Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!
Other Poetry
Online friends are people we may never meet... We see pictures, we see cams... It isn't the same.... We grow close... We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but we don't see the person anymore... We pray..."Please come back" All I ask is that you remember me in the good times we had... Keep me close to your heart... Friends forever. Indian Gypsy Cold hard winter has covered mother earth she travels alone without the others for the search forefathers begin for she listens to the eagle who soars high speak the words .... onwards you are near dear sister tracks thru the woods are swift like the great wolf on the hunt voices are calling her name Feathers of the chief tied to flowing black hair she presses forward then stops and looks and sees the pride mountain for it is time to climb past a clan of the black bear who are in deep slumber she h
Vote
If your walls could speak, Would they talk about us And the things that we’ve done, As silent they stood witness? Would they tell of how You anxiously turned me to face them, Impatiently shoving me against them, As soon as I stepped through your door… Your left hand holding my neck firmly, The right dropping my defenses to my ankles, Fingers exploring realms, Soaking in delight? Would they express how you made me squirm, And burn with an uncontrollable desire; How I moaned for you to go deep inside, My swelling lips begging to be hushed? Would they disclose how you forced me to the floor, Down on all fours, While I whimpered and writhed, Like a dog, begging for more? And tell how I pleaded with you, To drive in from behind, As they watched without a sound, Us imitating two animals in a mating ritual? Would they voice how you raised me from the ground, Thighs straddling your waist, As you slipped inside, legs wrapped around, For a ride to your bedroom, Leaving them t
Rest In Piece Poems
Every night without you Is like a thorn in my soul You're gone and I'm lost, But I will never let go. For every tear that falls Another part of me has died But the part that still loves you Will always stay alive.
Write Me!!!
hello!!! im new to this feel free to write me :)
To Be Wasted Or Not
My sexy lover doesn't like me drinking. I enjoy drinking. I don't do it often but when I do I usually get wasted. Should I drink? I really love him and don't like upsetting him. Maybe there is a way I can compromise. Let me think. I know I will only drink at home. Of course I could get drunk on fubar!!! Love you babe!!!
Joke
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.' Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The firs
You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even wor
Ok
To all that read this, don't mind me as i get things off my head. I love every one of my friends in many different ways. Some of them I can't live without and some I can't live with (forgive the pun for the ones who know wtf is going on lol). So I was planning to move away from the place I am currently stuck at, but a new friend of mine made a deal of a lifetime. So instead, i will stay here, around the drama and the people who cause it all to go back to school for my CNA (love ya for it). Well one thing leads to another and my best friend and I had discussed moving in together. *great idea*. Well, to make things easier with us and to give me time to get a job so I can move in (cuz those were the plans that not everyone knew)My best friend and I had talked to our new friend, a friend we adore. She agreed that us 3 moving in together was a great idea. No drama, easy conversation, nobody saying anything without thinking about it first. But then... Friday night, the night i
Mzbooti2big's Auto 11
Make your own Glitter Comments Code Generators Graphics Layouts MzBooti2Big DA REAL H.B.I.C AKA MSGOTITLIKEDAT "HEAD BB TO THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE" OWNED BY@ fubar AUTO 11'S ON AND ALL EYES NEED TO BE HERE MONDAY 10am PST, 1pm EST, THIS BEAUTIFUL FU IS READY TO GET SPANKED, COME SHOW OUR S
Add Me
HERE ARE SOME OF THE ITEMS I HAVE IN STORE WEB SITE WILL BE SET UP IN A COUPLE OF DAYS ___GET YOUR VALENTINES GIFTS HERE BELOW ARE SOME REAL ITEMS I HAVE IN STORE AND MANY MANY MORE(CLICK ON ANY OF THE BELOW PICTURES TO GET TO THEM..
Pittsburgh Steelers
My Pet Peeve
Being an Army Veteran and proud of the fact, it gives me great pride when I see other people take pride in their country in dispalying our Flag. It does however sadden me that many of these people do not know the proper way to display the flag and in doing so inproperly it is a disgrace. It has become one of my biggest pet peeves. I have even gone so far as in my hometown to knock on one of the city councilmen's door and ask him if he could not afford a new flag since the one he was displaying was torn to shreds. I see many people having their picture taken in front of flag, trying to show they are patriotic ( and I applaud them for the effort) but the flag will be backwards, and this in intself irks me. SO I have decided to list the proper ways to display the flag, perhaps there are some that just do not know there is a right way and a wrong. .1 When the flag is displayed over the middle of the street, it should be suspended vertically with the union(blue) to the north in a
My Goals For Today, January 25th, 2009
1) Level, at least one time today (which means I need LOTS of rates and comments) 2) Get AT LEAST one more bling given to me 3) Get AT LEAST one Big Pimpin' gift 4) TRY and get either a VIP or maybe just a Bling pac (Love u forever if u get me one) 5) Get AT LEAST 5 salutes made for me
Hightimes
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59636
Midget
Life
Sometimes life can become so hectic that when it finally slows down, We look around and realize that we don't recognize our surroundings, and we wonder “ How did I get here?”. You suddenly realize, You don't know your friends ,much less that they are even the same friends you acquired along the crazy trip to nowhere. You look inside and realize that you are not the same person that started trip. You realize that you don't know yourself. And you become afraid. Your wants are the same. But your needs have changed. Sometimes you drag other people along just to find that they themselves might secretly resent you for it. You work so hard to find something anything to hold on to. Only to see that there is nothing. Because all at once you know that you are just plain and utterly alone. Smells, don't smell the same. Things don't taste the same, friendships don't feel the same. And most of all love doesn't seem to be around you. And even if it was, the question remains “
Small Destineys
Beyond what we know,things we do not see There exist little destineys that are yet to be. Through the eyes of a child we may see who we are Our hopes and our dreams so close but yet so far. In distant thoughts,in the back of our mind We still search for those answers we cannot find. And might we live our lives in ignorence and do nothing more We ignore imagination and curiosity locking the door. And should all that we know cease to exist and darkness should fall A new beginning would start and we must relearn all. Taking our chances with survival on earth We live as we learn preparing for each new birth.
Leveling
ƒℜεακŠt★ℜ ~Pu$$yCatPlayMateBB~Pimpette2 GotInk?~@ fubar THATS RIGHT, OUR SEXXXY FREAKSTAR IS ABOUT TO LEVEL SO LETS SHOW HER HOW FREAKY WE REALLY CAN BE AND FREAK HER UP, DOWN AND ALL AROUND, LETS ALL COME TOGETHER AND SPANK HER WITH LOTS OF LOVE!!!
Who Is This Timothy Geithner Guy Who Lies/cheats??
Hi, I feel like I should explain my status blurb left last evening (title of this blog). Several of you had expressed your concerns for my well-being, which I sincerely appreciate and hold you DEARLY for it. So...who IS Tim Geithner? Well, Obama has chosen him to be in control over the IRS, for one thing. Mr. Geithner, it appears, had not paid his employment taxes for SEVERAL years!...Hmm, he claims he didn't KNOW he owed tax? He used Turbo tax to do his return?? Well, I am told that Turbo Tax prompts the user about his income and if it is taxable. Anyone who wishes to go into business himself and become "self-employed" should not do so if he is ignorant of tax law and what his responsibilities would be. Self-employment taxes are due QUARTERLY as income is EARNED throughout the year. It is a "pay-as-you-go" system. One would think that if a man is to oversee our country, and the Democrats or Obama feel that "he is the ONLY person who can help us or do this job"...then he sho
My Man
So, my man is so awesome.. I was on here with all the funness and he came out and was so sweet. He told me he had to have me go lay down with him cuz he couldn't sleep without me cuddling him til he fell asleep. I think that is so cute and I love the man to death. Such a sweetheart. And he is so cute too. Lol. Now thats what I like to call a Honey. Other than that... the day was cool. Spent the whole day home and with my bro. And cant wait til I get tired. I know I have that sexy thing waiting for me in the room. lol
A Great Saying
Surverys
July 4, 2016: Stomach ruptures during hot dog eating contest. You enter a hot dog eating competition and are surprised to discover you're actually very good! It's down to you and one other person. You've already eaten 70 hot dogs and the other person just finished their 70th hot dog. It's a tie. If you eat one more hot dog you win! You're so full you can barely stand it, but your friends are all cheering you on, so you eat one last hot dog. Before you finish off the final bite, your stomach explodes and you die. When Will I Die by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes! » » Internet Sweepstakes - IQ Tests - The Dumb Test « « Quizzes | Hollywood Movie Trivia Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes
Thanks For Your Support
I did get to speak with Tracie for the first time last night. She was still in I.C.T. and is having a stint put in this morning to defer some heart blockage. Thank you all again. I have been a basket case since Friday evening..lol; still can't fu like normal, just need some time.
Leaving Fubar
To my many friends and family, Though i have become friends with alot of you and very close to some, i regret to inform you all that I will be closing my account on Fubar due to complications in my marriage. Some of you may know what I am talking about, others may not. If you have been become a close friend of mine then you already have another way of contacting me. If you would love to stay in contact with me, then feel free to leave me a message and I will give my e-mail to stay in contact with you. I can not promise that I will be able to write you everyday, but at least to be bale to say hello. I am not happy about this "choice" at all, I have come to enjoy Fubar very much and have gained alot of good friends here, some have even helped through some rough times! I want to thank all who have helped through my rough times and i promise I will never forget you, cuz I know who to get a old of you if I need you again, and I will be still talking to you guys!!!!!!! Like I have said,
Fun Quizes & My Results
When Will I Die by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!
Blog
hi this is my blog come on in and rock hey just chillin online listening to pink floyd and having a ball with friends
The Path To Destruction
death it starts with your life being taken away from you and put in someones elses hands and just goes on from there. love is alot like death, while love dont kill you it makes you act in ways that only people under a trance would do and with my life i am in love with a very special someone and dont know how to tell her and i have even thrown away a marriage to make it so that i only have her and my friends in my life who are there for me but to learn how to tell this to that special someone, that is what i seek and hope to get the help in the way to tell her cause it is eating me up inside tht she dont know....... death will overcome me and darkness shall rise. more from the grim reaper as time goes on... grim reaper 01/26/2009 at 1 in the afternoon
Meant To Be
A relationship of similarities My heart says go for it My soul says the same My mind says slow down. I have a feeling we were meant to be We were meant for one another From the way we act To the sports we like to watch. As I sit alone away from you I think of how luck I am And I thank God to have sent you to me And I count the blessings you've brought. You and I were meant to be. meant to be a match. We were put here to love each other No matter who wants to stop it.
College ..
Today was my first day .. My PhotoShop Class went really well Mainly because I know the shit already lol But the one I was hyped up about was my Philosophy Class and Wow I made either a really Brave or Stupid choice .. .. Our last test or Mid-Term thing is a debate on 2 Subjects Artificial Intelligence and Global Warming Both are a piece of fucking cake Not exactly what I wanted, but hey .. fuck it .. easy credits But, I'm going to attack Herd Mentality Oh Yeah This is a Group thing 2 Teams, 12 on each team BUT .. here's the choice I made .. I'm going to go it ALONE Me Vs. 24/25 People They choose 1/4 (each team that is) of my grade The Teacher chooses 2/4 of it I choose 1/4 So, here I stand, facing a possible Fail BUT .. I stand unfaltering, I don't care if I pass or Fail At least I'd be standing by my choice and not giving into Herd Mentality .. .. See what I'm doing? :) I am the Fucking WOLF
Snapvine
I got a snapvine so call me so I can put a voice to the face. And show some love feeling lonely here. I got a snapvine so call me so I can put a voice to the face. And show some love feeling lonely here.
Funny Stuff
I found this on Photobucket. Some people just don't know where to draw the line. I won't use any names so as not to seemingly attack anyone. This is a voicemail that someone (we'll call them "The Stalker") left for someone else (we'll call them "The Stalked") when their friend (we'll call them "The Commentor")left a comment on their page and "The Stalker" didn't like it.
~love~
The moment we touched i just knew how much love i felt for you. To have you hold me in your arms at night to whisper "things will be alright". My soul longed for someone like you it seems like eternity, I wonder if this was meant to be. Your the first one i have let have my mind, heart, body and soul. With these feelings for you my heart grows stronger each day.I start to fade when your away. I feel a eternal bliss everytime we kiss.Longing for your soft and gentle touch.I whisper"I love you so much." To look into your eyes it takes my soul away to a warm and special place. Your arms holding me makes me feel safe. I thought I would never find someone that would love me for me. I feel like a new soul. It's like you broke the spell that bound me. Wanting to share my life with you. I want you to know your my best friend too. I want to make all your dreams and desires come true. I make this promise to you that you have my heart, body and soulthey are yours to forever keep. My promise to
A Wise Friend Gave This To Me
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it, it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage and friendships and children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important and so are the people we know. And so, we keep them. I received this from s
Auction In The Haunted Passions
Thats Right You all heard it Right Camo_Princess and Sweet and Sassy have teamed up For Hanuted Passions First Big Contest An Here is How it Runs. Attention Lounge Staff and Members of Haunted Passions Auction to be held 1/27/09 Starting at 12pm noon Bring as many as you can to the lounge and get them to join as members it ends on 2/2/09!Hurry! Hurry!Hurry! All you need to do is come to haunted passions sit back relax have fun. whoever invites the most people will Win these Great Prizes. 1st Place- gets a bling and ticker 2nd Place- get a bling and a pic 3rd Place- gets Rated all pictures added to Camos sweet Family with an a SFW Salute! ~ALL PLACES GET FABULOUS BRAGGING RIGHTS TO THE LOUNGE ALSO~ So Lets Get this Party Started The Blingies and Ticker are Being Giving By Our Great Promoter Sweet & Sassy. **** There is a Guest Book Add to the Bottom of the Lounge For you to sign an who sent you. An if u cant sign it P
Fiesta
My Personal Club/group Comments
Club Far Team LOVE my pic with club far rocks blue - club far club far family strongest club leaving club far love red... club far .. with dj rocking red white and blue
Offline
Just wanted to say that I am not likely to be online here much for a while. Been sick off and on for a long time and doesn't look like I'll be getting better for a long time either. So, love all of you and hope things are going GREAT! take care. xoxoxo, skl
Pay It Forward
Has someone ever held the door open for you? Has someone ever given you a quarter because you were 19 cents short on buying that doughnut? Has someone ever helped you pick up something you dropped? Has someone ever told you your pants were unziped to save you the emarisment? Has someone ever fixed the tag on your shirt because it was sticking out? Has someone ever let you take the last box of cerial at the store? These things are nice small gestures that anyone can do yes even you! So today try and pay it forward to someone no matter how big or small. (warning, my blog has MANY mispelling in it, yes i know!)
Relationships
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next da
Right On Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entert ainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of
Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused tocome shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Bling
Hey everybody. My R/L Fiance and I are having a competition between the two of us. We want to see who has the most bling by the end of January. So far he is beating me 20-13. If you can all help me out...even just the 1 credit blings would be great. I will do whatever you want in return. Thanks in advance.
So Mad
Today I got so mad. I went to a lounge that my best friend was co owner of. Well I went there and right away I was told I was not wanted in the lounge. It is a lounge for soldiers and supports of soldiers. I proudly support the military,but the owner doesn't like me, due to a email that was sent to her saying it was from me,and no not my given name but my fubar name. The freaker who wrote it didn't bother to use my real name just slapped my fake one on it pretending to be me. Well me and the owner were friends before this email was sent out,but after it she not only stopped talking to me but blocked me and didn't give me a reason so I was in the dark until a "friend" told me what was going on. I was hurt, how could someone think I would do something so mean without reason. This is only a little of the story. Lets just say the email was really really bad,and i still don't know what it said. All I know is I am getting penalized for something that I didn't do. All I know is because over a
When
When I am with you eternity seems to step away my love continues to grow with each passing day This is a treasure of love I treasure you with my soul how much I love you you'll never truly know You bring joy to my heart I never felt before with each touch of your heart I love you more and more Whenever we say goodbye whenever we part know I hold you dearly deep inside my heart So these seven words I pray you hold true " forever and Always I will love you" I will wlak beside you No matter where you go No matter what we can make it through I'll hold your hand This wasn't planned No matter what it takes This is fate Together we will make t happen I will be your shelter when your in pain Our feelings are the same No longer shall we live in shame There is no one to blame As long as I got you and you have got me Is this what happiness is suppose to be I won't let you down Our love is still here when you turn around We will make it through
Love, Life, And Romance
There is something you should know while on a date.
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you, And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. It doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've go to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead You've got to know when it's over. I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to me. And if it take too much sweat, I don't need it. Stop begging people to stay. Let them go. If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to
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Lost Soul
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me is having a HAPPY HOUR @ 3 pm Fu-Time on Wednesday! Please stop by and show some Fu-Love! Rate her hard! Double your pleasure! Double your points! CSCWEM has Auto 11s running all day too! ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪@ fubar (repost of original by 'justaღ™' on '2009-01-28 00:37:16')
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I stand at the thresholdof the Devil's doorway.The windfrom a pair of tinyflapping wingscould push mein eitherdirection.I stand in aweof God's creation.His light illuminatesa pathHis stars shine downupon usHis wrathis coming.ComingForMe.I am an outcastof loveit has alienated mein all its gloryand good intentions.It has taken advantageof mymindand soul.The Devil is inthe details.Love lingersin the detailsthe forgotten cracksand crevicesthe unexplored regionsof hate.Opposite sides of the sameBlade.Do alleged murdererslocked up in their iron cagesfeel the tugging in theirgutwhen they think aboutthe onewho gotaway?In a world of domeswhere isa cube supposedto find acceptance?follow the tinklingof glass on glassmusic on the heartscreams against metal wallsof whats trappedinside of you.There you findthe only onewho trulyaccepts.For all the acceptancegainedyou must live withall the foul playand all the liesThe crueltythe hatethe love lostand paradisenever found. after 4 years of memorizing eve
To The Staff Of Sweetwaters Saloon
For Anyone Who's In The Military
You are the fellow brother Trained to beat any weather This country is now safer and better I know you will always have pain Constantly fighting to stay sane The fighting will always drain I see it written on your face Please know it's not a disgrace We now live in a better place Words can never repay what you faced every day we fold our hands and pray Please know that we do care The war was cruel and unfair The cross you will always bare I know you can't go to bed Because of the images in your head Just remember what I said We will always cherish for the ones who perish Never give up or relinquish You felt pain in your heart Your world fell apart Lost not knowing how to start Please come over here and I will make it clear You will never have to fear I know you will never forget Just please don't regret it was the devil you met You continue to drive you are still alive God chose for you to survive You must live again Forget where
Hunger Inside Me
Hunger Inside Me Just sensual poem hope you enjoy Listening to music in our heads, We slowly undress, Feel the passion, Let it flow. Enjoy each others heartbeats Two souls joined to be complete. Kissing passionately, Caressing each others every crevasse. Your tongue whisking gently along the Nape of my neck. Passion ignites with furry. Sensual sensation over comes me. Filing my every desire, Not knowing what will transpire. Feels like thousand tongues cascading over my body, One going inside me, going deeper, deeper, Growing longer with every thrust. Wanting that continuous orgasm that's enduring Stronger and stronger, Cascading the simplicity of your arousal inside of me Makes me hunger for more. Making me moan with shirking ecstasy. Make wild passionate never ending love. Feel like a shaken champagne bottle ready to be pop the cork. The passion engulfs me, Making me so wet. Wanting you to taste every drop of liquid Passion that flows out of me.
Lovers 4 Life
imikimi - Customize Your World!
Respect My View On It
The best gift you can give your partner is to respect them and let them be all they can be. Most people believe Love is the most important factor in a marriage, however I disagree, I believe the most important thing in a relationship is respect for one another. Show your loved one respect in all things, respect for their opinion, their wisdom, their judgment and who they are as a person. Remember that you married them because you value their judgment. As you walk down this road we call life - you will come to many forks and intersections, remember that their view of the world is valuable to the decision making. Listen to what your partner has to offer and honor that wisdom. Know that you now have someone who you can trust. When you argue about something - ah yes - it can happen. But when you do argue, take a minute to remember that the other persons' opinion is one you value and perhaps the answer is somewhere between your idea and their idea. Most importantly, find a way to respect
My Hearts Feels Alone Now
Turn The Page
As the door closes on an old chapter of life a new one begins .......This one is different than i have ever started b4 i am not sure where i am going or what lies ahead all i know is this begins in the morning ........i am so tired of the road i do not know what to do all i want is to go home but i can not at this time ......................work is slow even in my bussiness its so crazy and things are getting tough but as always i shall survive ..................... I LOVE YOU TINY AS I BACK THE OLD RED DODGE UNDER MY 5 TH WHEEL AND DECIDE THAT HOME IS SOMEWHERE ELSE I FEEL NERVOUS LIKE A CHILD YET AS THE MAN I AM MY WORDS ARE WHAT THEY ARE GOTTA GIVE SOME CREDIT BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MAY THINK FOR TURMOIL IS AMONGST AS WELL AS THE BITTER COLD AWAITS ME AND THE HEAT OF PASION RISES WITHIN MY SOUL I AM FINISHED HERE SO BE IT AND BEHIND ME I LEAVE NOTHING BUT FOOT PRINTS AS I MOVE ON ..INTO WHATEVER LIES AHEAD AND I DO IT FAITHFULLY ...WITH BUT A FEW WORDS I SAY AS THE LAST NIGHT HER
My Best Friend
25 Random Things About Me
1) I was once married and I don't miss the ex-wife. 2) Other than the ex-wife, I get along great with my exs, one of them is one of my best friends. 3) I am a kid at heart and will always be a Toys-R-Us kid. 4) I can draw and paint, especially cartoon characters, just dont have a desire to do it all the time. 5) I have had many jobs and still no clue what I want to do for a career. 6) I LOVE talking to new people. No matter where I go, I can find someone to have a conversation with. 7) I used to be a shy kid. 8) I enjoy long drives, even if they don't take you anywhere. 9) I love the scent of a female 'the morning after'. 10) I will read anything, just prefer SciFi or Fantasy. 11) As a kid, I once almost bumped into Roy Clark with a piece of pizza at a Braves game. 12) I enjoy sitting in the middle of nowhere and listening to the sounds going on around you. 13) People watching is one of my favorite sports, especially watching drunk guys trying to pic
What Could Have Been
I wish I had thought of this sooner, but I am going to pick a song each day that relfects a mood, emotion or event from my day & put the lyrics here. Like a flower waiting to bloom Like a lightbulb in a dark room I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come home and turn me on Like the desert waiting for the rain Like a school kid waiting for the spring I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come on home and turn me on My poor heart, it's been so dark since you been gone After all, you're the one who turns me off You're the only one who can turn me back on My hi-fi's waiting for a new tune The glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come on home and turn me on Turn me on
A Dark Poem... Not Sure If It Is That Great But Thats Ok. Just Came To Me.
The eyes well up out of sadness but all that falls is a drop of blood from the heart that is feeling the pain. The air becomes thin, you try to gasp for breath, but all you can breath is more pain. The lump in the throat grows bigger as you try to choke away the pain. The Heart feels weak and is sinking in your chest. The body becomes immobile from the vale of sadness. Minutes feel like eternity with the thoughts of what use to be. The mind feels heavy with memories and pain. The loss you know you caused is what haunts you now. Time will pass but the memories and feelings will always remain. Relationship lost is a sharp quick cut. The memories and feelings never let it heal. This is your nightmare. This is my life!
Newest Auction
ONE MORE TIME... I've entered myself into another auction. Please stop by and check out what I have to offer and see if you might be interested. If not will you at least rate the pic for me. Thank you so much!!
Finding Out Who You Really Are...
i am starting to realize that being 24 and still young isnt all that its cut out to be...what does that mean? wellI am tired of going to the bars and going with someone and being ignored...tired of getting walked all over and not having the balls to stand up for my convictions...i am realizing to get through this life I need to find my inner strength and channel it out...this is hard and I just cant seem to find out how this works. I know through time I will get it but its hard
Friends
i had a friend who joined fubar. now she is constantly harassed by fubar members to put up nsfw photos. is this the normal behavior of the men here?
Life Sucks
Wow 2008 has been a bad year for me. I sure hope 2009 goes better. My son has had Crohns disease really bad the entire year of 08' since then he had surgery. He is gaining weight again which is great. He was down to 110lbs. at one time and for a 6' tall kid thats not good. He now weighs about 155lbs. I have also had marriage problems...I think my asshole of a husband is cheating on me... So just trying to get thru that mess. I'm also looking for a job...I know a lot of people are. I'm really trying to get thru a lot right now so please 4give me friends for not keeping in touch. Alcohol really seems to help...LOL! I hope everyone else on here are doing much better than me...Please leave comments and if you do...anything that makes me laugh would really be great!!!! Take care to all my friends!!!! ~Tracy~
Thomas Ford Langley
I've always been there every time he let you down. I caught your fallin' tears before they hit the ground. But I just heard somebody say that you finally told him goodbye. Well, girl now you've finally made your move, now I'm here to make mine. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in, ah yeah. I've kept my feelins under lock and key. Couldn't let you see them even though it was killin' me. You can't imagine all the time I spent wishin' you were mine. I just know if we ever kissed, we'd go crazy, baby, for the rest of our lives. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in. [Instrumental Break] Well, I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby th
A Womans Man
A true man is loving, compassionate, kind who loves you for your heart,soul,and mind. He care not what others say,think, and do; His world evolves around you. A true man holds you tight in his arms. wanting to keep you forever unharmed. His joyous eyes are staring deep into yours; as he gives you that look,you feel secure. His soft whisper sounds like sweet music to your ears. Hes moving close,letting you know he is near... As you receive a warm embrace, You see the expression upon his soft tender face. His white smile tells it all. You rush with glorious pride, because you know he'll forever be by your side. Your hearts belong to one another; Through pain and sorrow,you support each other As those beautiful memories come pouring in. You feel his strong love once again. Oh, but true men are so hard to find! Through all this chaos is true love undivine. You yet wait for your prince to come And to love you unconditionally, not just some. How you wish to feel his co
I Need Helpppppppppp
HERE IT IS PEOPLE!!!! I NEED YOUR FU HELP PWEEEEZZZ!?!?!? CHECK IT!!!! THAT SEXY ASS THANGZZ THAT WE ALLLL LOVE TO LOVE!!! THANGZZ IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS YOUR COMMENT HELP!! STARTS AT NOON TODAY! THESE ARE THE RULES! 1-Picture Must have a minimum of 1000 rates to qualify for prize. 2-In the event of a tie, most comments will be the deciding factor. 3-Pictures will be placed in a "Friends" only album, anyone you send to rate your pic, will need to R/A/F me. 4-Contest will run from Noon EST 1-29 to Noon EST 2-4. 5-Absolutely NO Drama will be tolerated. Any whining, or complaining about other contestants will result in automatic termination from contest. Click The Pic Below!!! BAM!!! Dont Be Shy!!! ANYTHING GOES SO GET BOMBING ??? HOLLA!!!
Another Beautiful Poem For Me
Dating
SOOOO....I'M VERY NEW IN THE DATING SCENE AFTER BEING GONE FOR 12YRS. WHAT I HAVE NOTICED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS IS THINGS HAVE CHANGED. BEFORE I GOT MARRIED, DATING WAS A MAN PICKED YOU UP AT HOME, TOOK YOU TO DINNER AND A MOVIE. HE AT LEAST WORKED AT TRYING TO GET THE BOOTIE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. NOW IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. RIGHT AWAY THE MAN IS TALKING ABOUT SLAMMIN THAT ASS! HE DOESNT ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER OR A MOVIE..YOU MIGHT GET AN INVITE TO A HOTEL. MAYBE I HAVE JUST MET THE WRONG MEN, IF SO THEN WHERE CAN I MEET THE ONES THAT LIKE THE CHALLENGE OF A WOMAN. SO FOLKS HIT ME UP AND GIVE ME SOME INSIGHT INTO THE WHOLE DATING SCENE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANYMORE!
Hiring
TAKE ME TO THE NEW SWEETWATERS TAKE ME TO BETRAYED SOULS
My Friend Bleeding
Poetry
I was looking thru my old blog and saw my old poetry. I haven't written anything in a long while. I just thought I would share these and leave them open for criticism and what have you. I hope all who read them enjoy them...and yes, I was a little emo for a while there...lol...it's what happens when you're lonely... Written on 5/29/2006 Forsaken by my God Unparallelled emptiness Longing only for the touch of His robe I cry out for mercy I cry out for forgiveness I repent my impurities He takes me in His arms and I am fulfilled once again My cup overfloweth His Spirit withing my being The beauty of His light in my eyes A life new and changed again Renewal and happiness return Constantly I fall harder and farther each time Turning my back to and heart away from God Resenting Him for choices I'VE made And reaping only consequences I DESERVE You are a merciful God Forgiving God Beautiful God MY GOD Written on 10/17/2005 A time for healing has come and
Sex
I was just wondering...just how freaky the fubar population REALLY is. So my question...Where is the craziest place you ever did IT at? and how old were you when you did it??? And come on now...don't be afraid to be discriptive...this is fubar...not myspace. LMFAO...HAHA
Life
We are lovers true and through and though We made it through the storm I really want you to realize I really want to put you on Ive been searchin for someone To satisfy my every need Wont you be my inspiration Be the real love that I need Real love Im searchin for a real love Someone to set my heart free Real love Im searchin for a real love Oooh, when I met you I just knew That you would take my heart and run Until you told me how you felt for me You said Im not the one So I slowly came to see All of the things that you were made of And now I hope my dreams and inspirations Lead me to want some real love I got to have a real love Loves so true and oh baby I thought your love was true I thought you were the answer to The questions in my mind But it seems that I was wrong If I stay strong maybe Ill find my real love So I try my best and pray to god Hell send me someone real To caress me and to guide me twards A love my heart can feel No
General
I have a Craving for Someone to Join Me and My Husband and if your Interested and Live in the Southern Indiana Area/ Louisville Ky Area and are Interested Please Get in touch with me at my email addy at Steph11_47130@yahoo.com and i'll give you all the details.. thanks for reading my blog...Stephanie
Freya
Showstopper - Danity Kane Feat Yung Joc SOME GET INTIMIDATED BY THE REDS...THEY'RE HOT AND SEXY AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM ONE OF MY BESTIES IS RED...SHE'S THE HOTTEST AND THE SEXIEST OF THEM ALL GO SHOW HER LOVE ®Freya®@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO U BY: VAs FyNeSt~Flava Dime @Club Flava~fu Owned by the sexy Johnny~fu owner of TapOut@ fubar
Vows I Want Said...
Wise words of Leo Buscaglia that I want in my vows... I will remember to communicate my joy as well as my despair so that we can know each other better. I will not demand perfection of you until I am perfect. I will share the beauty of the world with you. Each day I will remind myself to reach out and touch you gently with my words with my eyes and with my fingers because i don't want to miss feeling you. Each day I will dedicate myself to the process of being a lover and then see what happens. Our love is life.
Deleting My Account
I am to the point where I am thinking about deleting my account...I am sooo frustrated w/people and just lost.....tell me what you think I should do!!!!!!!!
Love Song
I love to fuck up songs...HEEhee. I'm good at it, too. So good I'm bad. I mean, AWFUL. Case in point, here is my latest love song, very romantic.... To the tune of Winter Wonderland... I really shouldn't be doing this without a copyright, but I trust my Fubar friends.. Hey there girl, I been thinkin', That I bet you been drinkin' I see yer a ho, but I bet you don't know Yer walkin' round with jism in yer hair. She said "In the alley we can score some blow, man! And a jug of wine to wash it down!" Later on, we'll ask him for some credit, He'll say "Get a better job then come around!" Later on we'll retire, and convulse and perspire, The coke is all gone, but we'll get along, and you've still got that jism in yer hair! Hey, I've got my revolver! It's a real problem solver! We'll walk in the store, Holler 'Get on the floor!' In a week we'll both have jism in our hair.
Auto 11's New Date
this saturday i will have auto 11's .... have lots of pics to rate and giving away 250k to the person that gets me to disiple and who knows there might even be a bling in it for you so if you are willing to help and will return the love for all of you that i have showed mass love to plz do and then when you rate send me a pm and i will hit ya up again.... Since none of you can return the love don't shoutbox me no more telling me that you have autos on and that you will return the love since you all are selfish and only do for you the only ones i will help from now on are the ppl that make an honest effort to return the love and obvious yall don't care about helping others just yourself
Colors!
HOW CAN PEOPLE TELL HOW INTELLIGENT YOU ARE BY YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Concerns
Bad Week
My weeks been pretty sucky.. from having my tooth pulled to almost ditchin my car lastnight. Theres more but those been the highlights. Anyways.. friend just told me I needed a attitude adjustment. I admit..I probably do. Therefore I will not be on here that much. If I am..do not expect to hear much from me.
This What Happening At My Work
Caterpillar Announces Additional Layoffs for Employees at Three Illinois Facilities PEORIA, IL – To bring production levels in line with current demand, Caterpillar Inc. (NYSE: CAT) today notified full-time production employees at its Aurora, Decatur and East Peoria, Illinois, manufacturing facilities of permanent layoffs. A total of 2,110 production employees will be laid off at the three facilities as a result of this decision. The layoffs for production employees announced today are in additionto a wide range of other workforce and cost-reduction actions that were outlined by Caterpillar on Monday, January 26, 2009. In Aurora, where Caterpillar manufactures wheel loaders and hydraulic excavators, 500 production employees will be laid off. In Decatur, where the company manufactures off-highway trucks, motor graders and wheel tractor scrapers, 1,026 production employees will be laid off. In East Peoria, wh
Wtf?
This has to be one of the strangest, most confusing places I've seen, not sure whether to just ditch it or try for a while.
Sad Day
i just found out that my aunt passed away. i havent seen her in a few years and im regreting terribly my lack of communication with her. nothing i can do about it now...i will just mourn her and hope that her afterlife is peaceful.
Stolen From The Love Of My Life
Luvthisangel Has Autos On
Luvthisangel is only 4.5 million to Disciple Come and show some love! Get mega points Over 1,800 pics to rate Ends at 4:00pm Fu-time on Saturday (PST) ********************************** Lovingly dedicated to Luvthisangel by Carrie
Lolbible
So I'd really like to gather up a collection of Ceiling cat and Basement cat pics from LOLcats to make a LOLBible. If anyone has any of these, please let me know. Thank you.
File Under Wierd
A man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said. Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit. But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said. After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area. The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban. "Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency. "[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we s
Her Eyes
Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane, A frozen moment without stain. Our hearts beat in time, Your body close to mine, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever. BUT AT THIS MOMENT IT WAS NOT MENT TO BE, THAT I HAVE LOST NOW ILL FIND SOMETHING CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IT MIGHT TAKE A LONG TIME TILL I CAN GET THAT BACK
Frank Zappa
Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!! SOME ONE IS STEALING MY PICTURES AMD DUPLACATING MY PROFILE THEY TOOK PIC OF ME AND MY SON CREATED A NEW PROFILE UNDER MY OLD SCREEN NANE RED AMAZON QUEEN I CHANGED MY SCREEN NAME 2 RED TAILED HAWK ME TRIBLE BIRTH RIGHT NAME!!! THIS PERSON HAS BEEN HARASSING ME AND MASTER CROW AND WONT LEAVE US ALONE !! THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE ONLY PPL W/ SALUTES AND FRIENDS WAN VIEW MY PROFILE!!! EVERY ONE MIGHT WANT TO DO THE SAME 4 YOUR OWN PROTECTION THANKYOU FOR YOUR TIME AND SUPPORT FUBAR!!!!
Think About This
Family...
OK HERE IS THE SITUATION...I AM SOOOO FED UP IT ISNT FUNNY I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE 2 KEEP MY FAMILY HAPPY BUT NO....I THINK I GAVE 2 MUCH IS WHAT I THINK I NEVER GET ANYTHING BACK IN RETURN...I ALWAYS GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF....WATCHED MY GRANDSON FOR 2 DAYS NO THANK YOU KISS MY ASS NOTHING...THEN SHE COMES HOME AND STAYS WHAT A MEASLY 5 MINUTES AND SEES HER SON AND RUNS AGAIN....I AM DONE DOING FOR THEM IF THEY CANT DO FOR ME OR FEND FOR ME ANYMORE...I TELL MY X TO LEAVE SHE TELLS HIM NO STAY WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT 2 LIVE....TELL ME THAT...AND THEN COMING HOME W/MY GRANDSON AT ONE IN THE FUCKING MORING BCAUSE SHE WANTED 2 WATCH MOVIES...THAT IS FUCKED UP....I AM VENTING AGAIN SORRY JUST FRUSTRATED....XOXO CINDALICIOUS
Fubar...
We live in a politically correct (or even corrupt) world where we're constantly told what to do/eat etc what is right and what is wrong... Anyhoo... Fubar... I have 2 pics up with me holding a plastic toy gun (not even one that shoots) larking around with it, not being aggressive etc and they were flagged NSFW even after a week of me having them as my default... anyhoo... I hate people who moan about NSFW pictures and pictures getting flagged but damn now I see why... Theres a lady hosting HH at the moment in just her underwear... and it is not flagged NSFW yet my pictures... in clothes!!!! is... I would prefer my boss stumbling on me looking at a picture of a fully clothed woman with a toy gun than a half naked woman in her underwear... which would get me fired on the spot... "Not Safe For Work" means it isn't safe for you to view at work as your boss may murder you with an axe... but how is it safe to look at a woman in her underwear but not of me fully clothed?
Parker's Up For Auction
Want a sexy Valentine? Need someone to pay special attention to your page each day? Well... Look no farther... Here he is... Here is what Parker is offering... Just click on the Offering tag and go to his page and make a bid... Auction Open for 2 weeks. Make your bid today! ***************************************** Lovingly dedicated to Parker By Sweet Addiction Please repost Thank you *****************************************
1-31-09
Magic
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride -
Hearts
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Hmmmmmmm
Random thought of today- Before you decide to go on the road to self discovery think about the consequences. You could be opening Pandora's box. And instead of finding yourself you could completely lose yourself. For the first time you find someone to live for, someone to breathe for, someone to be yourself for and you fuck it up. For the first time you can't breathe until you hear them say hello, until they are back into your arms, until they are forever in your heart and you keep fucking it up. For the first time you catch yourself smiling because your mind is on them, because no matter how bad the day is you know you get to see them, because they make you feel like you belong and you fucked it up. For the first time you realize that this is it, you want this feeling forever, you beg God to let you feel this way until the day you die and you realize.... YOU'RE A FUCK UP if you cant ever forgive yourself because you've done the worst, then
Gallery
God broke the mold, When he made this one I know She's breathtaking but so much more She walks in the room, your lungs close Making you never want to breathe again Her boyfriend has got so much dough So much ice his neck and wrist froze Is he faithful to her? Hell no But she chose to be with him, shorty Tell me is the money worth your soul? Tell me what's the reason that you hold on When you know that dude has a whole wall of 'em just like you? And girl you're just way too fine Gotta be treated as one of a kind Girl use your mind Don't be just another dime Because I can't take Seeing you with him 'Cause I know exactly what you'll be, In his gallery Just not fair And it's tearing me apart You're just another priceless work of art In his gallery She's so confused She knows she deserves more Someone who will love and adore But his money's hard to ignore She really doesn't know what to do Girl it's just a matter of time Before he finds another more fi
February 2009 Fu-owner
This is my sexy and hot new owner. Show him lots of luv. He is a great person to know. SixtyNineMunch FUOWNED BY TAT2BUNNYLUV@ fubar
Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won't hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it's hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see but they still wouldn't know. How I softly licked your gray matter as we rolled
Poetry
Why do I feel stupid when you look at me? Knowing deep down in my heart how it'll never be. Things changed so fast I was caught off guard thinking about how life without you will be so hard. Knowing standing on my own is the only way to go. Not having enough balls to ever let you know. Not knowing how things might have turned out if I had and how the thought of someone else loving you makes me so sad. Watching you walk right out of my life yet again but not knowing why or when. Hoping with all my heart I have been wrong about things from the very start. I corrupt our lives every time I make these observations to myself knowing if you knew the truth it'd put you through hell. So since I cannot afford the guilt I would inflict on you I just tell myself none of this is true!
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Stimulus
Stimulus package explained... "Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using t he Q and A format: "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. "Q. Where will the government get this money? "A. From taxpayers. "Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "A" No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children and grandchildren are expected to repay the Chinese. "Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "A. Shut up." __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Bel
Miranda Lambert
Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert -
Own Me
Netties Corner
nother holiday gone,nother year bout shot.everyone hoping the new year brings better things..myself,im looking forward to changes,new job,new location..next chapter in my gypsy life !hate being so far from friends & family back east,but can't seem to locate job back there,so looks like california is next move.i've enjoyed my stay here in new mexico,but i've had enough of the winters here & im ready to be in a more populated area than 'lonesome valley" !have an operatunity for higher pay & different work,so im gonna try it out ! been out here in new mexico since sept 08 now,hated leavin west virgina after 22 yrs,but i always wanted to work on ranch out west & when the chance came up- i took it ! i live right on the ranch in the bunkhouse,which makes it great not havin to drive anywhere to work & bad as the winter has been,im glad i dont hav to drive ! really nice out here,mts twice as high as wv.havent met many people here,no wheels & i stay busy here.i had been ofline untill last week
I Heard
You mean to tell me I gotta pay money to add a song to my page, or am I a weetad? If I have to pay money to be " cool " here I will just assume this whole place is a big gay playpen, and say to hell with it. Thanks for your cooperation. · ~5150 Jane~ rated your photo a '1'! · ~5150 Jane~ rated your photo a '1'! · ~5150 Jane~ rated your photo a '1'! · ~5150 Jane~ re-rated you a '1' from a '11'! · new gift: Golden Angel from '~5150 Jane~' received: be just this, as you are ...! · new gift: Leprechaun Harp from '~5150 Jane~' received: cuz ya can! · new gift: Leprechaun's Hat from '~5150 Jane~' received: ywah itll look gued ! Tonight, there is, basically another throw down on Cherokee Blvd. Hood, Bishop, Archbishop, SPECIAL GUEST, INDIAN FRIEND !!!! Holy crap !! SERIOUSLY !!! INDIAN FRIEND???? So, if you wanna come hang out and hear music ALL NIGHT,, well this is the place to do it. THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOW
Prayer For Bikers
Biker angel be my guide, As I climb upon my scoot to ride, Let your halo light the way, And keep me safe from harm today. Let your wings provide me wind and air, and send it coursing through my hair. Find me a peaceful sunny place, And let it shine upon my face. Keep the clouds and rain at bay, And keep me dry throughout the day, Watch over my brothers and sisters who ride also, Keep them safe and close to thee, Keep my wheels upon the ground, So I'll return here safe and sound. But should disaster be my fate, Guide me through to Heaven's gate, If I must join my fallen brethren, Please show me the way to Biker heaven.....
4 Keywe
MY GIRL IS WILLING TO TRADE FUBUX FOR A TERRIBLE TOWELL, WE WANT ALL STEELERS FANS TO BE WAVING THEM HIGH SO CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND SHE WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.... ~$~KEYWE~$~ FREE HOOSIER LOE!!!!@ fubar
Prayer/good Vibes Requests
Well, for the three of you that read yesterday's blog, we must have done something right! The surgery went well, and he'll be coming home tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who helped in whatever way they could. Hi All! After we've all had the opportunity to enjoy the game/commercials tonight, I've got a prayer request for y'all. My father is going in for (hopefully) minor surgery on Monday. He'll be coming home Tuesday at the latest. I'd really appreciate having all the good prayers and positive energy we can get (it certainly can't hurt!). Thank you all so much- and don't forget to enjoy the game! LOL!
Onyx
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Why?
You were Loved By Russ Gowin, Bereavement Magazine Jan/Feb 2004 You lived your life and now it’s done. No more moonlight, no more sun We didn’t always share our feelings or our thoughts. We sometimes laughed together and sometimes fought. Each life has a beginning and an end. We never know what’s coming around the bend. You look down upon me from up above. You know in this life, you were loved. I miss your voice, your laugh, your smile. How you made me feel special with your own unique style. Your absence is felt each and every day. Your name is always mentioned when I pray. As you fly among the peaceful dove, Always know that you were loved. These are the random thoughts of a griever, a lover, a helper, a teacher, a student and a friend.
Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? BED 2. Your significant other? MISSISSIPPI 3. Your hair? MESS 4. Your mother? LIVINGROOM 5. Your father? VEGAS 6. Your favorite thing? LOVE 7. Your dream last night? UNKNOWN 8. Your favorite drink? COKE 9. Your dream/goal? STABILITY 10. The room you're in? BED 11. Music? NONE 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? MARRIED 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? EMPLOYED 16. Muffins? NAH 17. One of your wish list items? WEDDING 18. Where you grew up? OREGON 19. The last thing you did? ATE 20. What are you wearing? JAMMIES 21. TV? LIFETIME 22. Your pets? NONE 23. Your computer? DELL 24. Your life? UNFINISHED 25. Your mood? HO
Fu Owned
I Feel Good. (kinda Diary Of My Dieting)
Well past year or so I have packed on weight..that I didn't want to do. 10yrs ago after my oldest boy..I did weight watchers..and lost 50lbs. You might actually see few of my skinny pics on my page evven. lol. Anyways..I have slowly gained almost all of it back..over time. I have tried few times on and off to go back into dieting but just not been motivated enough like back then. Anyways..thursday I went back to a weight watchers meeting and joined again. I got all the new info. So far I have been doing well with it..but then again its only been 4 days. I think I will be going to the first 5 mtgs though to really get me motivated. Nothing motivates me like knowing I am blowing 12 dollars on these mtgs. I better be accomplishing something. LOL. Today I started with exercise..which when I lost weight in past..I mainly lost just by cutting back on food. I did 1hour and 2 minutes worth on my wii fit. I actually enjoyed it to. I like the step aerobics the best. I got on doing the adva
Ddl Fam Get Together!!!!!
ALL DDL Fam is invited to join us in a FIRST DDL FAM get together It looks like June is going to be the target month for this Please leave message here on ideas for dates and if you will be able to attend
Super Bowl
steelers super bowl cheaters
Just Being Myself!
Why try to fit in when you've been born to Stand out? Ever
Sorry You All.....
HEY TO LET YOULL KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE FOR A WHILE I BEEN ILL WITH NASTY FLU BUG THAT ABOUT KILLED MY ASS....ANYHOW GIVE ME A HOLLR IF YOU SEE ME ONLINE...LOVE TO ALL MY FUBAR FAMILY:p TAMMY
Wow!
im new to this site, and cant figure out how to do anything lol can anyone help?
Imbolc
The Maiden Awakens by Karl Lembke In the waxing year, the Goddess awakens. The Maiden aspect awakens first, as winter fades into spring. Imbolc, Candlemas, and Lady Day are names given to this first of the three festivals of the waxing year. Imbolc, literally "in milk", refers to the beginning of lactation in the farm animals, in preparation for the birth of the young. The name Candlemas traces to the practice of blessing the candles for the coming year, making way for the light to come forth. Lady Day is the name given in honor of the Lady, who returns from the underworld, bringing the light and warmth of the newborn Sun. Imbolc is the first of three Awakenings. In the waxing year, there is a festival of Awakening for each of the three aspects of the Lady. Imbolc is the Awakening of the light, when the first signs of new growth begin to appear, and the plans for the new year are laid. Seed catalogs are purchased, and farmers ready to sow their crops when the time comes.
The Republic Of Texas
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848. ) We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and there's too darn many of those Democrat fellas in Congress. We'll miss you too. Here is what can happen: 1: Barack Hussein Obama is now President of the United States, and Texas secedes from the Union. 2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas and if you don't like move to another state. You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost. Can't blame that one on George. So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic? 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry. 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United
Saying Good By
We Miss You Olivia
Lol Yeap, I'm A Libra
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN
Badgirl Auto 11 Auction
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Hurtin:(
The Beauty Of Some People's Ignorance
Well, let me start by saying I love chatting with people of all kids. I find myself, amused, and, in a way, frustrated. All over this one simpleton. Where should I begin? Hmmmm... maybe the beginning? Let's start there. I was chatting on Fubar, as I usually do, when I have a guy shoutbox me, " Hey There ". I'm not one to turn down a new chat buddy, so I respond, " Hello there, how are ya? " The person then responds " I'm okay, do you have AIM yahoo MSN ICQ any of those messengers so we can chat away from this site? " Let me say this, if I don't know you, or have never spoke to you before I'm not going to chat away from this site or any other site. I then go to respond, " I don't chat with people I don't know or Im not friends with away from site," and he continues on to say " well go to my profile, and read it FULLY and CAREFULLY. You'll learn more about me there, than you would any other friend in a week's worth of chat. " I had every intent to read his profile, when I ge
I Never Liked The Word Blog
...it bugs me that it costs more to live where I recently moved to, but it is much nicer here. The drawback is I spend all my time working and now I don't have time to do the things I used to love to do. I grew up around here but it's been so long since I lived here (high school) that I can't find any of my old friends. The ones that I can find are always busy themselves in similar situations. I just feel like I traded free time and poverty for semi-nice and manic-busyness. I hope this doesn't last long, because I'm really not happy with my trade. NTM, the biggest reason for moving was to be closer to my family, and now I'm too busy to see them. haha, it's ironic Well, I'm bored as f&ck tonight.
Drink Up!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't?As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)-bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Valentines Date ?
DUST ME PINK IS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT VALENTINE'S DATE SO LEAVE THE A COMMENT ON WHY U DESERVE TO WIN THIS BEAUTIFUL LADIES HAND FOR VALENTINES ALSO NOT ONLY DO U WIN HER BUT U SHE IS OFFERING PRIZES TO BE GIVEN TO THE WINNER ON VALENTINES DAY 100 11's on valentines day sfw salute (valentines day) 1 credit bling and a fugift HERE IS THE LINK TO HER SO GO AND SEE PLUS SHE A MAGNIFICENT PERSON PrinceDiamonds And Pearls Music Video Co
Valentine Date, No Fubucks Involved Just Your Best Line.. So Come Own Me For The Day
Well so are these "Bad Girls"! l0Ve a NyPhO gRL TxDutchess JuicyFruit Jimette Nicci BBWGoddess NunyaB Devil's Advocate Tulsa's Angel SweetSexyLatina J kk g Hot & Fluffy Queen Of Hearts
Dragonfairy Repost
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! ***Dragonfairy*... (Auto11's On/ InSearchofAVale ntine@WYKD) United States remove friend subject: She is Dangerous With her Tongue (repost) date: 2009-02-02 21:06:12 *Ends 2/3/09 10 pm Central * She says quote "I Been Naughty ... Spank Me Hard" *You Wont Regret It Ladies & Gents She even PAYS YOU to spank her!!! *She is giving out Random Bling and Gifts* Spank Her Hard ~CLICK BELOW~ **Dragonfairy**Greeter@WYKD @ fubar (repost of original by '†Яåîñ† ~Wîƒèý †º $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$~Owner of WYKD~' on '2009-02-02 21:01:37') Reply To Poster | Repost Bulletin! [?] note: it costs 10 fuBucks to repost! Share this! Leave a comment! html comments OK. NOTE: If you post content that is offensive, adult, or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will be deleted. [?]
Half Way Threw The Bottle
Blogs nomraly help me out they let me get all my thoughts in order. If that can even be a possiblity but ya never know! If you readin this I will warnin ya now it could jump around and not make any sence but when does anything from me lol There has been a lot goin on lately. Been doin a lot thinkin. How old friends outta the blue one day decided to pick the phone up and call you and with just one phone call can open years of memories some good some bad but they all add up and make you who you are today! Well I had a GF call me that I haven't talk to in some time we were catchin up on times and lettin each other in on a glimpse of each others lives. She brought something to my attention. Helped me out and didn't even know it. She told me she loved how I always handled everything and that I wasn't stupid i always saw everything that was goin on weather I said anythin about it I did see it. With her tellin me that made me realize for all the mixed emotions and everything that I have be
How Foolish
Bands I Have Seen Live And How Many Times
I have seen: Gwar x2 Cradle of filth x2 DevilDriver Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job For a Cowboy Bullet For my Valentine Atreyu Septicflesh Satrycon Vains of Jenna Amon Amarth Straight Line Stitch Avenged Sevenfold Napalm Death Dying fetus Wind of Plague Blackguard Darkest Hour x2 And others that I don't know or care to know the names of. These are just the ones who I remember. The first tour I saw was the Sounds of the Underground at the Myth in Maplewood, MN. 11 straight hours of Death Metal and it stared: Gwar - Headline Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job for a Cowboy Amon Amarth ----------------------------------------------- Not more than 6 months later Cradle of Filth came to the area with Gwar. In the Viva la Bands tour at the Myth: Cradle of Filth - Headline Gwar CKY - no show Vains of Jenna Awesome show but advise to Vains of Jenna. Hair metal is out dated give the 80s their sound back. ----------------------------------------------- The next one which sucked donkey balls T
Wrapped
Coming Up
Confused
She can't handle it when I'm silentTakes to the extreme now it's violent The words waste awayEating at me day after dayHer words pierce like a fluteI sit back dying as a muteIncreasingly driving her insaneLack of my words caused her painStuck in this life it's a rat raceAlways searching for a happier placeIs the grass greener on the other side?Forever in my silence I will hideAll she does is talk talk talkPushing me out forcing me to walkWhy is she forcing me to speak?Why am I lame and weak?No longer living in fearListen and my words they will appear.By Dakken Dedicated to RCH > Don't be Confused > Your heart was only bruised > > Time will help you move > Love will only prove > > That you are better then rest > You deserve only the best > > Remember that I care > Life is often unfair > > We may not understand why > you need not cry > > It happened for a reason > You can weather the season > > Good things will come > Go out and get some > > Life with out thorns > O
Valentines
I am in a Valentine Auction of sorts. You tell me your best idea for a Valentines date and if I pick you you send/recieve 100 pic rates, a personalized salute (sfw), 3 comments a week for the month of Febuary, and anything else we agree on **evil grin** Click on the pic to go to original blog...good luck ;)
Bling
So tonight quite possibly might be my last night on Fubar for awhile. I have court tomorrow and its possible that Ill be going away for awhile... With that said, I would really like it if someone would get me a bling pack, so I can spoil my wonderful owner and friends just in case Im not able to for awhile. I kno it sounds like just a ploy to get a bling pack, but it really isnt. If u dont wanna buy me the pack, then u could always just look on my family list and buy bling for any one of them, or spoil my wonderful owner with lots and lots of Rainbow Hearts (her favorite). I just dont wanna be forgotten by everyone if I do end up going away.... Can someone please help me out? There is all this new Valentine's Day bling, and Im stuck with no credits. I has no credit card (dont really trust mysefl with them) and no paypal either. And I really wanna bling a few ppl, especially my wonderful owner Ashely420. So could one of my lovely friends out there maybe find it in ur hearts to h
Auto 11's
Why I Am Me
well many say i am an a$$ hole and i am fat and ugly well i am randal e matthews and i am me yes im overweight i know im not the best looking but i am me i am my fathers son and he passed on in nov and i am liveing my life as best i can sure i was married and divorced but im still looking for that right one but im still me im fun loveing hard working big hearted man so feel free to tell me who you are
My Fine
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s
Fubar Real Life Get Together Party
June 15th - June 21st plan now All are welcome to join in contact me or indian Rose to let us know if you plan on joining us!!!!! The More the merrier All Fubarians Welcome Hot Springs trip at Colorado's valley view hots springs Fubar Meet and greet get together. Need to plan on how many will be coming so I can contact the place to get rates. DJ Hash@ fubar Indian Rose@ fubar Valley ViewHot Springs
Can I B A Prophet Plzz??
~ AUTO 11's ARE ON ~ **Help Her Get To Prophet** She is an amazing lady and a great friend. She is always quick to help any of her friends that need it, now let's show that love back to her! Nobody deserves a lil help right now more than this great lady does... PLEASE SHOW HER THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!! Please click below to go to her page and get some points on her autos. Help her while you help yourself. ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Slave to Bacardi Girl~Owned by 7Up
Females Prayer
As he lay me down to hit, pray his dick ain't small as shit & if his dick ain't long and thick. I pray to god he licks good clit.....lol
Birthday Train
This went so well the 1st time, I've decided to do it again! Welcome 2 the February Baby Birthday Train! If u're having a birthday in the month of February & u're an Aquarian or Pisces, I invite U to join my train and hopefully meet sum new Fu's and get re-aquainted w/ sum old ones!☺ Just Fan, Add, & Rate members who join the train, starting with me. Once you've done that, plz send in the friends request that you're joining this train. If a member is already your friend, leave them a comment stating you've joined the train! It's as simple as that.☺ Now just send me the pic you would like to use for your tag or I can select one for you. I will up
For My Lead Pussycat
English Translation of "Nessun Dorma" Nobody shall sleep!... Nobody shall sleep! Even you, o Princess, in your cold room, watch the stars, that tremble with love and with hope. But my secret is hidden within me, my name no one shall know... No!...No!... On your mouth I will tell it when the light shines. And my kiss will dissolve the silence that makes you mine!... (No one will know his name and we must, alas, die.) Vanish, o night! Set, stars! Set, stars! At dawn, I will win! I will win! I will win!
From My Sweet Reflection, My Rockin' Forever
Puppy Love
Puppy Love - Paul Anka
My Motto
My new motto....... No expectations, No disappointments. That is all
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Friends - Bette Midler
St Patty's Day Bulletin
Come And Join The Fun St Patrick Day's Action For More Information Go See JuicyFruit JuicyFruit This Bully Was Brought 2 U By : (repost of original by '¢¾ღHeart¡×OfLoveღ¢¾{The Pegasus Project}{Fu-Angel}' on '2009-02-04 11:06:58')
Godfather Here I Come
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~ Birthday Fun ~
Have Fun With It...... Meaning of color and your birthday Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like flying or driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) ************************************************* Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
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For The Sake Of Change [[lyrics]]
Lets cut to the chase and feed me your bullshit while I sit here and take it if thats what it takes
How To Treat Our Ladies
As men we tend to overlook our ladies. Not just in the usual way for not telling them that we love them. If you are married, this means she put you before everyone, for the rest of her life. Not only do they give birth to our children. They remember birthdays, run homes, work themselves, at times are nurses for us and our children. They're a lot of ways of showing them they we do appreciate them, a lot are small too. Well at least small to us, but important to them. Some examples are. 1). Open and close doors for them, surprise them call them from work just to remind them how wonderful they are. 2). Send them presents to their work, flowers, candy, stuffed animal, something. 3). Take a day off just for her and spend the day doing things she likes to do. 4). When she comes home from work have a nice hot bath drawn for her. 5). Make her a very nice dinner. 6). Offer to do some of the house work and do it. 7). When she is in a new outfit,
Auto 11s On With An Incentive To Rate
Rate 100 of my pics during my Auto 11 and I will make you one of these tags. Just fumail me when you have completed the 100 and let me know which one of the tags you would like. The more you rate - the more tags you can get. Tag #1 Tag #2 Tag #3 Tag #4 BONUS ALL DURING FEBRUARY Bling me with a (during a happy hour) and I will make you a personal profile skin! This bulletin brought to you by... aGEM4life ShadowLeveler☆RR-Crew☆SBG♥Wife of Ike™♥ FUOwnedBy allenwhet
Stupid People
I have learned in past relationship that if someone dont want you then they dont want you go figure. I talk to a lot of people and come to the conclusion men and women are dumb in relationships. they always chase after the ones that dont want them. and there is always someone in the background that wants to be with that person. and that person know that someone wants them but doesnt care cause they think that they have a chance with someone that they dont! but what they dont realize is that when they finally figure out that the one they want dont want them they think oh well that one person will be there when im down. well guess what we dont want to hear about some other person u want so badly to be with. we are the ones that you should be with not the one that picks you up when get knocked down. and yall know who yall are on my friends list that do this. when yall finally figure out who really cares and who really dont its going to be too damn late and the one that cares wont care any
Poems Of Intoxication
Walk with me into the night entwine your fingers with mine and hold on tight Theres no beauty here only misery and pain But as long as your with me I'll be alright until you let me go and i get lost in the darkness within Your hands are so cold but i know it's me who brings this chill Because i have no heart I have no love I have nothing but you My mind is playing tricks on me again I can see your face and i can see your sin I feel your pain I feel insane I hate this shit why won't it leave Just let me be Let go of my hand and go on your way I've held you down for to long Spread your wings and fly Good bye
I'm A Bitch Are You?
I'm a Bitch, Are You? When I stand up for my beliefs, and myself they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch entails raising my children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
Valentine's Day
What a man does for Valentine's Day Roland advises his friend Ricky that beer and cheap candy may not serve as a gift for his wife on Valentine's as well as wine and a goumet bon bon--the story twists onward from there. Ricky contentedly stretched his legs out a little further in front of him in the reclining chair, took another drink of soda pop, and reached with a corn chip for another scoop of dip off the plate on the little table. "Who would ever have thought our lives would end up looking like this?" he asked, looking across the table to his partner, Roland, in the other reclinging chair." "What do you mean? There isn't anything wrong with our lives," Roland replied. "No, there isn't anything wrong with our lives--that's what I mean," said Ricky as he muted the television commercial. "Here we are, watching the Super Bowl in my own living room. And each of us, we got married, and there's our wives visiting in the kitchen," he said motioning through the doorway to th
Rip Honey
You put up a good fight sweetheart and now you can rest. I'll see you again someday. Love You XOXOXOXO
Movie Quote Fun
Direct Tv Peons
Ok so for those who dont know whats going on Direct Tv took 460.04 out of my account WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION and I have been on the phone constantly with them since the 28th of Jan. Well I finally got pissed off enough to say screw talking to the peons at the customer service number so I went searching online for the execs numbers and guess what I found. The numbers of course! So with that in mind anyone who has been or is displeased with any of the service they have gotten from those peons I am going to enclose the number for the Execs. Just act professionally when the operator does answer the phone. Here is the numbers for those actions......... The Ellen Filipiak person is the one you want to talk to she is the VP for Customer Relations. Very nice person who is willing to help with issues. Here are some executive email addresses and phone numbers if you need to escalate an unresolved problem with DirecTV: bruce.churchhill@directv.com, bbchurchhill@directv.com: EVP john.murphy
Sand And Stone
Sand and Stone A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: Today my best friend slapped me in the face. They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: Today my best friend saved my life. The friend, who had slapped and saved his best friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can
Ez Rates
JUST TO CLEAR UP THE "EZ RATES" THING, EZ RATES MEANS ......SMALLER PICS, ALL THE SAME SIZE OR ALL OF SMALLER SIZE, HENCE " EZ RATES ", THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE RATING SYSTEM WILL BE DIFFERENT OR THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY EZ TO RATE, THEY'RE EASIER TO RATE CUZ THE SCREEN ISN'T JUMPING AROUND FROM A SMALL TO A BIG PIC. I HAVE SEVERAL ALBUMS WHICH ARE MARKED 'EZ RATES' , FEEL FREE TO RATE & COMMENT, IF YOU'D LIKE.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COPY THEM, PLEASE DO SO AFTER RATING THEM, THANX.
Backstage
TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!! I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FREE BACKSTAGE PASS, JUST FOR YOU! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK BELOW AND INSTANTLY YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF INSIDE THE HOTTEST MOST EXCLUSIVE PARTY ON FUBAR! SO WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME PARTY BACKSTAGE WHERE THE DRINKS FLOW FREELY, THE TUNES ARE ALWAYS BLASTING, AND WHERE THE HOTTIES COME TO PLAY! (repost of original by '"The Ish" Security @ Backstage & Head Greeter @ Hydaway Radio' on '2009-02-03 17:13:15') (repost of
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Master/submissive Poetry Written By Others
i am a submissive woman. i am not weak, nor i am worthless. i am a submissive woman. i am intelligent, and possess a strength and perseverence that withstands the trials of life. This strength which i possess and cherish is my gift to You. When life breaks You down and makes You question the man you were intended to be... allow me to allow You to suck my strength from me. Make it Your own. i do not nor will i ever give my submission to a man just because he claims dominance. But to You, i give all of me... and Your ownership completely sets me free. i trust in You to cherish the gift, embrace my trust in You... to protect me. i have opened up my heart and my mind... the very core of my soul to You... and invited You in. i have given You the book entitled "Me"... and invited You to read. You know i have suffered and You know i am scared but You... You have endeavored to erase the memories and replace the pain. You are my Master and i am Yo
Babblings Of An Insane Artist.
I just don't draw anymore.
Popularity Contests
If you think I give a damn, you're sadly mistaken. I don't give a fuck about them. Rate me what you will...I don't really care.
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Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short.. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running
Feeling Good
I know I haven't been on as much lately. I will try to start..but been busy working..and exercising..and just bunch of running around. Today I did my first week weight in at weight watchers. I lost 6.8lbs. I know I can do it on my own..I have in the past..but I need a little incentive..or inspiration I guess. This way,, I know I am spending 12 a week.. I will want to do it LOL. I did 3 1/2 hrs of exercise on my wii this week. I am starting to really enjoy it. With all been going on though..by this time at night..I am usually extremely tired. On another note.. just to let you know..I will be having a HH tomorrow. Stop by and show some love please. Hugs...
Crazy In Love
Crazy in love in love with you I am in an unbelievable dream but this dream is true You're my queen and my heart shall you hold your fingers are like magic everything you touch turns gold your that "it" that completes my life i know that i love you I don't have to think twice your presence brings me joy that my spirit can't overcome attached to you forever like seed inside a plum you're the cure to a broken and damaged heart all of these talents yet unique and smart my love for you is loose and it's floatin high above you make me feel so good thats y i am crazy in love....
I See A Pattern
TOP 10 POVERTY CITIES I think I see a pattern here..... This has got to be one of the greatest American tragedies. What do the top 10 cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common? Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961; Buffalo, NY (2nd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1954; Cincinnati, OH 20 (3rd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1984; Cleveland, OH (4th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1989; Miami, FL (5th)...has never had a Republican mayor; St. Louis, MO (6th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1949; El Paso, TX (7th)...has never had a Republican mayor; Milwaukee, WI (8th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1908; Philadelphia, PA (9th)...hasn't elected a R republican
Food Recipe
Ingredients: - 2 pounds of Shrimp - 1 Green Bell pepper - 1 Orange bell pepper - 1 Yellow bell pepper - 2 Roma Tomatoes - 1/2 of a big Onion - 8oz of Mushrooms - 1 bottle of Samuel Adams (Boston Ale) - Salt - Medley Peppercorn - Butter - Olive Oil Take off the shell of the Shrimp and take off the puppy of the shrimp out!!! Wash shrimp well.. Put olive Oil and Butter to melt in a Medium High Heat let butter melt.. Cut Bell pepper (all of them) in strips same as the Roma Tomatoes, wait till shrimp is nicely Cook and red!Give it about 20 min let the olive oil and butter consume down add Onions and mushrooms 1st then the peppers and for last the Tomatoes.. let them get caramelize (get Golden) when this is done add the Samuel Adams and let it cook for 5 mins and is done Have some rice and Broccoli for side and you have a nice dinner!!! XOXO, Bad Kitty P.S.: If u Make please leave me a comment :)
Life & Times Of The Juggalette
i've heard that over the course of our lives, we're going to meet ppl that change not only our character, but also the way we view the world and our role in it. it's funny how much shit can happen in two years. funny too how sum days it can feel like it just happened yesterday and others it feels like it happened a lifetime ago. two years ago, this coming march, i lost two of the most important ppl in my life. my rich and my bestie joey. thankfully i got my bestie back. but my rich...no matter how much i wish otherwise, i'll never get him back. he was the strongest, kindest and most loyal person ive ever met and i loved him completely. he was the kind of person that everyone was just drawn to. he had charisma, a crazy sense of humor and a mouth that, more often than not, got him into trouble. my rich loved to work on cars and race them. that was his passion. he use to joke that if he could get the same pleasure from his car that he did from a woman, he'd be single for the r
Godmother Shauny Train Member Links
Here are some members to invite to train to start it off Sxymama4u ~OWNER OF THE HOUSE OF FANTASY'S~ member BBW Lovers@ fubar ♥ MZ.LIZ ♥ 25 TO LIFE. LDC,®® crew,Llama leveler, click club, Princess Leia's Crew@ fubar ~Kat aka Dream~Double Dragon Bombers@ fubar foxitoxi@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ Owner Of Double Dragon Bombers / Member Of Rating Revolution@ fubar Tequila Gurl....mommyskisses31 on messangers plz add me@ fubar ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Fu Owned By Dr@gonMaster©~SBG@ fubar MishNumber1 ☂♥ Rate & Fan Before Adding Me Thanks ✿☆♥☂@ fubar MzCaBiBBW@ fubar Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~
What Does Sdmf Really Stand For??
SDMF you dont just put that by your tag on fubar or anyother site, its not a fucking fad..I no longer will have that on my tag because I know what I am.. I dont have to put it there..There are some people on here that are not true family members so watch for them..There are allot of fakes and sdmf means nothing to them but just to try to fit in someplace..If you are true sdmf you follow the bylaws..Its all about respect, love, family and not just music..Some people just put that on there tag to fuck others over or try to scam them.. I found that out first hand on fubar this is why I will no longer trust just your tag that says SDMF..Fubar is just to past the time for me mostly I have met allot of really good people on here..I know whos true and whos not..
Some Of My Favorite Songs.
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Me And My Other Half Carni
a few days ago some one asked me what i see when i look in the mirror...............so i thought about it and ........................... when looking in the mirror i don't see Jeff, i know it's sounds crazy but i don't see me. I see a manifestation of pain, a vesle that no longer belongs to me but to a separate person that keeps me guessing on what way to go. (i've always been differnt from the way i act, dress and even draw. now i'm not saying that i'm special or better than anyone else cuz i'm not but i do have my qualities and talents) for as long as i can remember i have these weird/deranged/psychotic/sick/suicidal thoughts. (i've never done anything to myself). so i decided to create what i like to call a mental maze to block all these thoughts in and keep them seperated. well as off these past couple days it's been getting worse and worse. due to the amount of stress i've been going thru w/ my family. (i'm not saying that my problems r far worse than anyone else's or a
Just Jokes
This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. U have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it. When you look at this picture in a closer look you see its?Albert Einstein. But if you stand?15 feet away,? It will become?Marilyn Monroe MEET CRYSTAL METH!!!! Meet Mr. and Mrs. Crystal Meth. I destroy homes – I tear families apart. I take your children and that's just a start. I'm more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I'm easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child's closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death, then it certainly should. I have many names. But there's one you'll
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The Gift Blinded by the love and the longing to be with you… You...my Soulmate, I truly believed to be “The One” The one I would love and would love me unconditionally The one I yearned to be with at every moment The one I couldn’t wait to see coming home & the one I couldn’t wait to open my eyes to The one I would gaze eyes with for hours in an intense and loving stare My best friend who would always be there for me, improve me and never judge The man I did things for I would never do, but wanted to and he would never have to ask My happiness & satisfaction intensified knowing that his wants & desires were fulfilled The one I would spend forever with, the one I would grow old with An experience like no other you gave me, the good, the bad, the gift… The familiarity of being in your arms, a comfort I knew all too well from centuries ago As we held our hearts together in ultimate bliss the angels would circle us with wind The moon, illuminating paths over t
For Moms
Dis iz so true... My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights. ' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you w ith a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama
I Dont Know What To Do
i dont know what to do my girls ex is being a bitch and i whant her and so dose he what do i do
Madea
i can be like this when i am mad lmfaooooooooo
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Check out the new member "SINA" her default pick has he getting banged doggy style, talk about tacky!!!!! Get a room without a view!
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