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Fu-hubby
WELL I HAVE SEEN THEM ALL OVER FUBAR SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY. SO I AM LOOKIN FOR A FU-HUBBY. SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I AM TAKIN OFFERS LOL LET ME KNOW...MUAH PS:: I HAVE HAD ONLY 2 OR 3 COME TO ME, WHATS UP!! SCARED....LMAO WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK.... http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH WELL I HAVE SEEN THEM ALL OVER FUBAR SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY. SO I AM LOOKIN FOR A FU-HUBBY. SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I AM TAKIN OF

Fuhubby Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU!EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATION"BOYS TiTLE iT "WIFEY APPLiCATION"1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Are you a virgin?5. Are we friends?6. Do you have a crush on me?7. Would you kiss me?8. ...with tongue?9. Would you enjoy it?10. Would you ever ask me out?11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?14.Would you walk on the beach with me?15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?16. Do you/have you talk shit about me?17. Do you think I'm a good person?18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?19.Do you think I'm hot?20. Would you if youcould change anything about me?21.If so what?22.would you marry me?23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?25. What do you rate me outta 1-10??26. Your pho

Fuicide
Ok seriously how many of you people on here have to sit here and tell people to commit fuicide and suicide huh? Well on that not idk who they hell yall think you are that tell people this you should really stop. When u tell someone to do something like that u r liable for whatever happens if someone were to actually follow through with it due to the fact there are some people out there that have actually tried and have overcome this. Those that have overcome the thought of suicide cuz of dumb ass people on this site saying shit like that they might take it wrong and actually do it, then how would u feel if it came across here that someone actually followed through with it due to some asshole telling them to? Well now that my rant is done im getting outta here so take into consideration the feelings of some people...

Fu-idiots
richieinfl...: do u like giving head to hot guys hun? That is what I came home to in my shoutbox :S Is there something written on my forehead that says "HELLO, I ENJOY DEEPTHROATING!" ? Seriously, wth. >_> 2451298 rated your photo a '8'! Boo. I am a at least a 3. bitch. From Date Message

Fu-ing In Israel
I am offering my eight year old baseball blog: Blogging Baseball for sale. The blog features day-by-day accounts of the 6 year run of the Philadelphia Phillies who won a World Series, 2 National League Pennants and 5 Divisional championships during their All-Time franchise-best run between the 2006 and 2011 seasons.

Fu Is Ridiculous
Seriously fu is ass backwards! All the bling whores can get the achievements they need cause they beg but here I am willing to help anyone out to just get fucked. How do I have 27,000+ friends but couldn't get my profile rated 2,500 times!? Half these people you guys help aren't even willing to rate you back let alone help or talk to you but you all jump to help them. Why? When people ask for family adds I gladly help or anything else for that matter. I spent over 100 credits yesterday to try and accomplish my achievement to only fail which really pisses me off! Considering I have 27,000 friends..My profile was viewed over 3000 times and of course my NSFW pics were rated but half of you skipped rating my profile cause you are to worried about my ass. I guess I have to become a beggar like some of these chicks and lock up all my pics to get shit accomplished.. But I won't I will suck it up and just stop helping others that don't help me... Rant over..

Fu-*itches
So, most of you know that people trade fu-bucks for autos. Well my bestfriend was trading this chick for them for 8 million fu-bucks. Once the chick got the money, she blocked my bestie. So my bestie started trying to contact her and writing to her thru status messages. Well the scammer, reported my bestie for harrassing and they froze her account. Shes big on here too! They also froze her husbands account because it was coming from the same ip addy. Neways, so until they unfroze her account, she made a temp account, well they froze that account too for the whole ip thing. So now she doesn't want to be on the site anymore. I think this is bull because for one, shes the one who got me back on here, and for two, the girl was a pussy and scammed her but instead of being an adult and talking about it, she reported her for harrassing. Please, seriously? How immature is this?!!?

Fu-jail... Help
Holt n Whiskey are in fu-Jail and need some fu-Bail!!! Bids starting @ $20K, bid early bid often. Auction ends April 22@noon est. H ¤ l t . L ³ ƒ † ¥ ώh¦§kεψ_Đ®¦ηkЇn_@ñģεГ This auction proudly brought to you by !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar and !!!_-AUSSIE-_!!!@ fubar (repost of original by 'H ¤ l t . L ³ ƒ † ¥' on '2008-04-16 06:38:49')

Fukitol
so iun an effort to better myself and get back in shape i bought a mountain bike off a friend, a konsa stinky downhill bike. i start riding today just like this little 2.5 mile route i plotted and god damn . let me tell you people you wanna know how in shape you really are? hop on a mountain bike. good lord i made it the whole route. i had to stop 4 times, but i am proud to say i made it the whole way without walking. i hope this is a start to a good thing so i was in a relationship for a year with a girl thought was made for me. recently things changed and she broke it off because she wasnt into it anymore or something like that. i have never felt like this about anyone this shit is rough. its been since tuesday and i cant get my mind away from it. to top it off me and her have been friends since middle school and we were roomates beforehand and i have nowhere to go and neither does she so we are roomates again. talk about odd. o well life rolls on we still care about each other it j

Fuking C*** Sucker
YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING IN LIFE YOU WANT ESPECIALLY OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY FUKING C*** SUCKER, LOL I MIGHT HAVE A P**** BUT I AM FAR FROM HANDLIN MINE LIKE ONE..... 8-P LMMFAOOOOO..... 8-P DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOL A GRILL DON'T MAKE UP A SET F*** BOI.... FIND SUM P**** IN THE REAL WORLD ~BIIIIOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH~

Fu*king Men
You know i just dont understand men.. How can you be like I love you will you marry me when you have a girlfriend.. My ex is like that.. we have been split up since Easter.. And one min he wants to have his family and the next he want to fu*ck what ever skank that comes alone.. Not to say that all men are like that .I know that there are some good men in this world my Grandpa proves that .. I just want a nice man that will love me and respect me and my kids.. I dont want a daddy for my kids they have that .. Just a male figure to share there life with.. what is so hard about that .. you would think i was asking for a million dollars, and 4 cars..

Fu-king
She needs 17,000 to get to FU-KING. Pease come help her level. All help will be appreciated. Thank you in advance :-) ♦Miss Trouble♦ LT for 2nd Alarm Hotties/Club F.A.R* Suave's Fu-Wifey♦@ fubar

Fuk It All
wow he swore hed never hurt me. yet right now i feel like my heart is being shredded into lil pieces. ya know it wouldnt have mattered much if it was him i heard it from...hell at least i would have heard from him. but no i hear from a friend that he went to his wifes house to see the baby...which fine hes spending time with his daughter thats great. but i still havent heard from him and well if hes there hes been there all day. and now his phone is shut off....he tells me not to worry that hes not going anywhere but what the hell am i supposed to think. right now all i can think is hes with her again...i dont want to beleive it i dont want it to be true but my mind and heart are telling me something just isnt right here. why the hell would he be with her all day and not get ahold of me at all. what is he hiding? every time i let a guy in i get hurt im so fucking sick of it. and then men wonder why im a bitch..... Things were finally starting to straighten themselves out. My life w

Fu-king Forever?
LOL.. ok.. I really don't care to much if i level to godfather..since there will just be double the amount of points to go. But, I thought I would try what others do.. and do a blog or something on how I would like to be leveled. I only got.. 1,920,000 to go! Can you all help me out today..so by the time I get home from work.. I will be godfather? OK, I know,, I am just joking, but seriously..if you want to..you can. I will rate yourstuff to! Now, my morning joke is over.. just wanting to wish you all a happy Thursday.. I am off to work..and already exhausted.

A Fukin Joke
B B Q RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and ask

Fu-kn Real : Thoughts Of A Vyksin
The following description is from the official website: http://www.steakandbjday.com/You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.Which is why a new holiday has been created.March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjo

Fuk You!!!!
OK THIS IS GOING TO BE AS REAL AS I CAN GET...I AM SO FUKEN SICK OFF PPL STARTING SHIT JUST CUZ THAY ARE JELOUS...I AM SAYING THIS CUZ SOME FUKEN JELOUS BITCH IS TRYING TO RUIN THE GREATEST THING I HAV...I DONT GIVE A FUK WHO I HURT WITH THIS BUT ERICA IS MY EVERYTHING AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT...I DONT GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE...BUT ERICA IS MY ANGEL...SO LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT OR YOU CAN JUST STEP THE FUK OFF...I WILL BE A FRIEND AND I HAV NO PROBLEM WITH THAT...I AM FINALY HAPPI AND I FOUND SOMEONE THAT TREATS ME BETTER THEN ANY ONE EVER HAS...AND NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT...AND I MUST SAY THIS NOW SO PPL DONT GET PISSED OFF AT ME(MY REAL FRIENDS ON FUBAR)...IF SHIT DONT FUKEN STOP I AM GOING TO DELEAT MY FUBAR AND MY MYSPACE CUZ HONESTLY I AM SICK OF PPL TRYING TO RUIN MY PERFICT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANGEL THAT HAS EVER STEPED INTO MY LIFE(I LOVE YOU ERICA)

Fu-land
Ok so here is the deal: I need fubucks for spotlight, you need a boomerang and its up for auction. Bids are open until Sunday, April 10. Check my default to bid.P.S.:pls plsss plsssss bid LOL FOR SALE!!! I will be hosting an auction starting on Sept.26-2pm fubar time and ending on Oct.4-2pm fubar time. If you wanna enter send me a message with your picture, what you have to offer and 20k fubux. You can choose to end you auction earlier if you got a bid you would like to accept. Most rates will receive a Silver Heart bling from me. If you have any questions message me. Remember i'm just the HOST.i'm not responsible who and what bids and if they pay or not. Come get your own sexy fu-slave! Pimp out brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

Fuland Sock Hop
Let's Go To The Hop A Sock Hop In Fu-Land Break out your penny loafers and poodle skirts... It's time to dance!!! Rate, Fan, Add each person at the Sock Hop. When adding a new friend, place "Joi

Fu Level Challenges
I just came back from a hiatus on April 20, 2015, and leveled from 28 to 30 in that day -- and it was a joyous occasion. I'm needing some extra help though to get to the Level 31 -- mostly 3 more ability points spent on me and to be able to gain massive points. Any assistance you can provide me to do so would be awesome and I'd be eternally grateful. Thank you in advance.

Fulfilling My Husband's Dream
I know you may not think it is much, but $10, even $5 is getting us closer to our goal. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. I truly hope, that with the help of kind hearted folk, such as yourself, that we will be able to fulfill my husband's dream, in his memory and in his honor.Thank you all.

Fu License *see Inside For Details*
Thats right now you can have your very own Fu License brought to you exclusively by Fu-Milf Queen. Simply Click the image above and request your's today. *Price per License* 5000 Fu-Bucks Got a lounge, want Exclusive License? Price is 8000 Fu Bucks per license for a fully customized License *Special Bundle prices available as well. So what are you waiting for, click on the image above and Request your's today. This has been another Awesome and Kick Ass Offer, Brought to you Exclusively by Dj Tweek and 504 Bourbon Street.

Fu-life
To all my friends and family. I have found that Fubar in their infinite wisdom has decided I have violated the TOS and I have been banned from commenting for a week. I apologize, but it looks like I'll be unable to send comments to everyone for a while, so I wil just leave one for you all here until I get removed from the banned list. My friend, Little Italian Nymph is having some serious internet problems, but hopes to be back soon. She wanted me to post this to let everyone know she hasn't forgotten you. Little Italian Nymph ™~Spankers Club~Part time Staff @ The KRYPT Lounge~@ fubar Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was born in New Orleans,LA 2.I

Fu-life
You may recognize me, and there's a reason for that! I did have a previous account that I had to abandon due to the drama that was surrounding it by an ex-friend. It was just much easier for me to have Fubar Support delete that account and to start fresh. (The only bummer was that I was level 26! But that's really not that big of a deal because I am here more for friends then for online points! :) )This brings me to where I need my fellow fu's assistance! Can you repost my bulletin so that the friends that I had on my lists can see how to reach me at my new profile? Thanks sooo much everyone!

Fu-life
There is no such thing as a monogamous, long lasting, loving marriages or even regular dating relationships, at least from what I've been witnessing. Just for a small example, almost every boyfriend that I have had has possessed wandering eyes and/or other wandering body parts.. I can't begin to count the times that I've heard versions of, "Well, if I can't get it when I want it.. I'll go elsewhere." No, this isn't a lamenting entry about personal dating misfortunes. What really got this topic milling around in my head was something that I was told yesterday by a family friend, "Alice". Her and her husband have been married for decades. Apparently he's found yet another young 'admirer', THIRTY-FIVE YEARS his junior! When Alice found out about the younger woman, he told her that she's upset over nothing because nothing physical has or will happen, they're just friends. However, anyone can acknowledge the fact that there are more than one type of cheating... and, this isn't the first ti

Full Time Job..
i was wondering if all you beautiful ladies actually read all the comments we leave on your picts... i know you get bombarded with comments (and ratings)from the second you post a pict.... be honest now... i have to admit that keeping up with all my friends photo updates is geting to be a full time job, don't get me wrong i love all the new stuff everyone is putting out, but just wanted eveyone to realize that if i miss rating your new picts, it's not for lack of trying...i love you all.... have a great today!! has anyone ever gotten an error message saying that they have reached their "daily photo rating limit for their user level"?? i think this is just wrong... i love helpin people level up, and check out everyones new picts... now all of a sudden i can't continue to rate my friends (or anyones) photos...this just sucks...

Full Moon Diaries.....
Jade was not at all what people thought. There were layers, myriads of layers that had yet to be uncovered. She had moods, numerous moods as changeable and fluid as quicksilver. Her kittenish smile could turn into a snarl in the blink of an eye. Friends and acquaintances joked about werewolves, and vampires, but she knew; knew there was just something about a full moon. Something that got the blood pumping and the senses heightened. She swore that sometimes, she could smell her Darius a mile away. She enjoyed men, enjoyed their differences. The broadness of their shoulders, the roughness of their stubble. There was always something that drew her. Sometimes it was their mind, sometimes a smile or just the way they moved. This time, it was his eyes. A whiskey colored gaze that seemed to see too much. Added to a flexible mind and nimble hands, it was a combination she was weak to resist. As she'd never been one for self-control, Jade had plotted and made a plan to get what she wa

Full Time/part Time
this is a compiled list of members who are either full time or parttime if this is not correct please c-mail me the correct standings. full time- ************** snukkums redkandy diamond gems yugioh redangel dragonlover nikkilfc ***************** PEOPLE WHO ARE ILL ***************** cherrybomb christian1369 newbabenwoods ************** parttime ************ goddess ellen okwaho odinsmomma headhunter662 txblondie bigdog luis robbie megan magnumforce54 badassnick djpogobob broken_hearted420 txsunrise this is the roster ,like i said if there needs to be corrections let me know. THE FOLLOWING NEED TO C-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON SO I CAN UPDATE THE MEMBER LISTS AND SEE WHO IS STILL WITH US EITHER FULL TIME OR PARTTIME: OR WHO IS NOT PARTICIPATING AT ALL! BADASSNICK ODINSMOMMA,HEADHUNTER662,GODDESS ELLEN,NIKKILFC,DJPOGOBOB,BROKEN_HEARTED420 ,ROBBIE,TXBLONDIE, TXSUNRISE ,BIGDOG,OKWAHOO,

Full Moon
Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. We often take our natural world for granted. That is why it is in danger. It's a simple thing To just take a little time to look in awe around us. Our full moon tonight is absolutely gorgeous! Our full moon tonight is incredibly big! It glows enough to light up the night. Light up the night to a point you could read a book by the moonlight! How often does it get that bright? Not very. It has a yellowish glow around it. In the photographs I took of it it looks covered in a haze of green. It's a harvest moon. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight?

Full Throttle Radio
come here to see DJ LUMINA A.K.A. SHYMOONGIRL come join her tunes live at INTOXICATION CUM HERE ONE OF THE SEXEST VOICES ON THE AIR !!! DJ LUMINA A.K.A SHYMOONGIRL come visit her profile click this picture below and rate her long and hard she loves it... BECAREFULL SHE MIGHT HURT YOU!! click this one to rate her long and hard she loves it... OR YOU MIGHT JUST LIKE IT click this picture and rate her long and hard she loves it... JUST CLICK on this one to go to the home of FULL THROTTLE RADIO the SCOOTER BAR!!! CLICK THIS BELOW AND RATE HER RATE HER LONG AND HARD!!! ONLY ON FULL THROTTLE RADIO!!! ARE YOU A DJ LOOKING TO BE APART OF THE LARGEST STATION ON FUBAR LOOK IN HERE Are you a DJ

Full Moon Beauty
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.

Full Circle
i have reached a point in my life that i hoped would never happen,, but at the same time i knew it would,, no matter how i said it she would not believe me.. the subject is'nt important,, she knows who she is,,lol.. it feels like closure in a wierd kinda way,,that i knew it would happen,and now it is clear as day,, it shows me that i have a good judge of charecter and a good feeling for people and how they act,, i will live on,, and i will prosper,, peace and love ,,,

Full Heart, Empty Arms
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."

The Full Blast
Ahem…I like to make a FU-TOAST…1st off, I want to give a BIG HUG in gratitude to WarriorCwen for this 3-day **BLAST** She is living proof that first-rate people reside here in FUBAR LAND…if it wasn’t for this site we wouldn’t be best buds today, so thank you FUBAR for providing a service where minds meet, thoughts are explored as well as shared and souls are united abroad! Much Love to ALL my FAMILY FUBAR friends that I hold dear at heart, you know who **YOU** are…I also want to take a brief moment and state that I want to **LEVEL UP** to a **ROCKSTAR**, so give up some LOVE my fellow FUBARIANS…(its good for the soul). The proof is evident that when we come together on here…we can make almost anything happen, so cheers to ***LOVE***PEACE***FRIENDSHIP***LIFE*** & ***FUBAR*** Respectfully Yours - MR MAXIMO

Full-time Student And Single Mom
Can I be a full-time college student and single mom? This the quest I have been on this last two years. I started off at a small jr. college, and now I'm enrolled in a university this year. The thing that really scared me is. how i'm able to go to school, work and still have time to spend with my son. His father doesn't play a big role in his, knowing he only lives 30 miles down the roads from me. I'm lucky he see him once a month. How can complish this mission that I have made for myself

Full Moon
hello sweetie I wanted to wish you many blessings this full moon.. and i thought to send you this protection spell for you to keep or pass on. I found it online , i'm not sure who wrote it. be safe , Goddess Bless...... Forevrgoddess CHANT OF PROTECTION Goddess, Give me protection from the outside world, Let whatever people say about me not hurt, Let whatever I fear not bother me, Let all the mixed up feelings inside be released without harm, Goddess, you see my pain, I am thy child, I am thy soul, I need a dream to cast away this pain, Something to soothe my soul, Give me protection from the outside world. Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook

Fu-lovin'
How many of you have noticed these "haters" that abound in Fu-land? They seem to be everywhere. And they are not happy. The only time they experience any joy on this particular website is when they feel as though they are making you miserable. So, I pose this question to you, my actual friends. Should I continue to attempt to make new Fu-friends? Considering how many people on Fubar enjoy bickering and causing despair. It seems as though my time on Fubar is nearing an end. I'm chaotic, to say the least, and the constant dismissal from said people is making me very distraught. Do we not have enough problems? Or is this drama a necessary thing for human survival? Either way, the criteria for my friends list has skyrocketed. Hopefully this doesn't affect those of you who have proven themselves. Adieu, J.

Fulovin
Meet Mark... hes my dork :P I mean my hubby lol He is 99k away from levelin.. and he dont care, but I do :D Wanna rate some of his stuff?? TardPatrol@ fubar xoxoxo You should check out and own you one of these purty girls :D They rock my fu.. they should yours too! Haley only has 200k til GodMother she's a great friend of mine and could really use your help leveling. She's adding new photos for everyone to rate and she has plenty of stash also and I'm sure she wont complain if yah wanna bling her also. Heres her link go show her some Fu-Love. AIRBAGS!! My account was hacked give me time to get it all set again@ fubar

Fu-love Bomb Squad
THE AUCTION IS OPEN FOR BIDS!!! COME AND BID ON THESE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD HOTTIES! CLICK ON THIER PICS TO PLACE YOUR BID BLUE EYEZ YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE CTGIRL CHUCK RESCUE DIVA WHISPERER BULLDAWG

Fu Love
Thank You … Thank You … Thank You To EVERYONE that helped me along the way and over the last hurdle of 300k to Godfather I wanna say THANKS form the bottom of my heart !!!! People that I hardly knew came from all over just to lend a helping hand !!! Thunder & Lightning Levelers Strike Shadow Levelers Rawk ~Lynne~... Team Captain of Thunder & Lightning Levelers~ CottonCandy Cobralady~Co-Owner of JD'S Hideout~ '♥Missa♥JawwwwGaGurl♥KuntrylXlGurl♥' Wild Horse ~Lounge Expert~ ~Fubar's 12th Prophet~ ♥

Fu-luv Bomb Squad Join Us
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the

Fu-luv Bombers - Come Join Us!
I have entered a contest and would appreciate any and all help I can get :) The prize could help us both. Please fan/add/rate the host of the contest (who is none other than the wonderful Stephanie Lynn). THANKS...Luv you guys! Here is the link: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=880256&i=1247443096&idx=0 THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! COME JOIN A NEW BOMBING FAMILY! CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN A NEW SQUAD THAT GIVES NOTHING BUT FU LUV! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not activel

Fuluv Bomb Squad
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the

Fu-luv Updated Members
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the

Fu-luv Bomb Squad
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Purrfect Sin). 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for

Fuluv Bomb Squad
ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS,MEMBERS, AND SISTER LOUNGE OWNERS OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! OUR HOME PAGE HAS BEEN REDONE! SO PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GO AND RE RATE IT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FAMILY'S HOME PAGE!ALSO CT GIRL AND I ARE ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A SALUTE FOR OUR HOME PAGE TO SHOW NEW COMERS THAT WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE HOTTEST FAMILY ON THE FU. WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PIMPOUT ON THAT PAGE AND IT WILL BE UPDATED EVERY WEEK. SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW LOVE AND PLEASE MAKE SALUTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN YOU GET IT DONE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME AT: dirrtygirl209@fubar.comTHANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE ALL LOVED AND LIZ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR AWESOME SALUTES!!!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar&DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubarFu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

Fu Luv Bomb Squad
Welcome to my first blog. Please visit my friends at Sunset Cafe Lounge. Bring your friends with you and join the great party. Sunset Cafe Lounge Now Sunset Cafe Lounge has joined forces with Fu Luv Bomb Squad, join up with them also. Fu Luv Bomb Squad Louisiana alligators are known to roam in springtime when they search for mates, but a Golden Meadow woman was mystified to find one parked on her doorstep. Belinda Donaldson got a call Thursday morning from a neighbor who warned her to stay inside because an 11-foot alligator was lounging on her front stoop. She looked out the window and there it was, just outside her door...."

Fu-luv Salutes
ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS,MEMBERS, AND SISTER LOUNGE OWNERS OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! OUR HOME PAGE HAS BEEN REDONE! SO PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GO AND RE RATE IT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FAMILY'S HOME PAGE!ALSO CT GIRL AND I ARE ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A SALUTE FOR OUR HOME PAGE TO SHOW NEW COMERS THAT WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE HOTTEST FAMILY ON THE FU. WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PIMPOUT ON THAT PAGE AND IT WILL BE UPDATED EVERY WEEK. SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW LOVE AND PLEASE MAKE SALUTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN YOU GET IT DONE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME AT: dirrtygirl209@fubar.comTHANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE ALL LOVED AND LIZ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR AWESOME SALUTES!!!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar&DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubarFu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

Fuluvbombsquad
I just wanted to thank those of the Squad,who added me and rated me and accepted my friendship. I will do my best to stay in touch with you all. If i am slacking I am sure someone of you will remind me to stay in contact. When at some point I am at appropiate level, I will add you to my family and add more pics. So bear with me. Take care, have a great rest of your day and have fun on here. Miss Z. HUGGGGGLLLLEEESSSS http://fubar.com/fuluvbombsquad

Fu Marriages Are Rediculous
sure...fubar is a tolerable way to kill some time but for the love of god people....ITS THE INTERNET! meeting peope on the net is fine...but mature aldults having fu hubbys and wives?...it's really kind of gay dontcha think? perhaps a bit less time in fatansy land and a bit more in reality...may help with that bi polar disorder you are...or should be...medicated for...it's called A LIFE you should try it.

Fu Marriage
Just a reminder that tonight is our fu marriage to the lovely and sexy dream goddess. We hope to see you all there. Clicking on the link in the invite doesnt work so i will put it below so you can cut and paste it in your browser. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52631

Fu Marriages
I WANT A COOL MORPH OR JUST SOME COOL GRAPHIC MADE FROM MY PIC. RIP ANY PIC OF ME, MAKE ME LOOK EVEN SEXIER OR COOLER(IF THAT'S POSSIBLE) IF I LIKE IT, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FU CASH.IT'S A CONTEST. TOP TWO WIN. HAVE FUN WITH THIS. what are they all about? how do i get a fu wife? i have a girlfriend now. sorry ladies.

Fu Marriage - The Ins And Outs
Want to know how to get Fu Married and have your profiles linked to each other? Please read the blog below created by Year of the Dragon on the Ins and Outs of Fu Marriage! Fu Marriage, the Ins and Outs Thanks :) Fyretygress

Fu Marry Your Mistress
Incase you have not already tired to marry me you will see I have it set that no one can. However that does not mean I am not accepting applications or proposals I should say. I am not easy and or cheep to come by. The first 10,000,000 fubucks will have me as their wife.. it will show up in the spot in profile that says fu married to and next to your name if you want it to but it will NOT be next to my name at the top of my page.. Thats what it is and will stay that way.. So come on boys and more so girls who wants my hand on their azz the most? Nibbles N Lixxxsss April

Fumafia
Fu mafia is just a game,why do some people take it so seriously,my whole turf Army of Darkness was deleted and i rebuilt it.Although it wasnt my turf before,I was only a soldier,but the bosses account was appently deleted because of some arguement.Anyway who else has that kind of experience in fumafia drama?

Fu-mafia For Homos?????
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit,They passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down."Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy

Fumafia
I am looking for a few good people to join a new turf. I have been a turf boss before and we had a killer turf; one of the first created. I have extensive knowledge and willing to teach anyone. There will be very few rules if any on how you play. More than likely there will be none and it will be up to you. I would like to keep this a free and fun place. If you wanna sit back and build your character and not attack that is fine. If you choose to go all out and attack all day that is fine as well. I try to look out for everyone in my turf and have their back. I have been on the ranked list for most wins at number one for 2 days now. Even if you do not wish to join I would like your opinions and advice. I will try to update this a little more If I am able and will try to respond as fast as i can to any messages please try my SB if you would like to talk. I am on most times.

Fumarriage
Ok ladies it's that time again..Sinner is looking for a fuwife! Yes it's no secret I'm a point whore..everyone on fubar knows you have to be in order to level on this site...I have had several fu-wives in the past some may call me a fu-whore for having so many fumarriages..call it what u will!! The fact is I have paid for 97% of those fumarriages/spoiled each and every one/and paid for 97% of them when things ended. Now let it be known in this blog I have no ill feelings towards any of my ex fu-wives/ex fu-fiances...it just wasn't meant for us to stay fu-married or fu-engaged... Now I am picky when it comes to who I fumarry these days because I refuse to carry useless weight around for a fu-wife*no pun intended for all you BBW women* I got mad luv for all of you.. This is what I can offer as a fu-hubby: Profile rates and comments every day! Rate as many pics of yours allowed each day/time allotted cuz I do have a life outside fubar Shitface you 2-3 times a day unless othe

Fumafia For Dummies!
This is a fast reference guide for new players in fuMafia, based on my personal recommendations. I've arranged the information to correspond with the various tabs in fuMafia. [Home, Missions, Territory, Favors, Bank, Attack, Journal, Hitlist, Equipment, Hospital, My Turf, Turfs, Lottery, My Mobster, Ranks, New Players, Help] ***Home*** This is where you get the latest news and broadcasts from your personal mob as well updates on your players status and other useful information. This is the default tab that loads when you first enter Mafia ***Missions*** Energy points are required to perform missions. Doing missions will level you quickly so try not to get carried away. Regular missions will earn you money &

Fu_marriage
Ok, if you want to fu-marry me then this is all I ask that you do for me. Send me a mail explaining why I should fu-marry you. I'm not making it a requirement but I just want to see the reasons why someone would want to fu-marry me. The mail can be short or long, it doesn't matter to me but I would just like to know why.

Fumafia
The average person has 1000 wishes. A Soldier has but one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for our freedom

Fu Marriage
Ok so I believe I am once again ready to take the FU plunge and get a FU wife. Any of you that know me know damn well that I am awesome, and when I say that I am not being cocky I am just a fuckin sweetie and I know it. You will never have to be worried about me being jealous or any of that crap I will be super sweet to u, and will be as attentive as possible. Many of you know I am not on that much on weekends due to my son as he comes first and I try to spend as much time as I can with him. You wont have to worry about me falling in love with u as this is a fuckin game and this is a great escape for me, and in order to fall in love I need to see , feel touch you get waht I mean. Lol. I will bling & spoil you when I can, and as some know I can be very generous. I will help as much as I can when I can. I dont expect to see ur tits in fact please keep them to ur-self I have playboys. Unless you want me to of course, and then why would I argue..just kidding. Lol. I just really want a par

Fumafia
FuMafia Mafia Players Wanted We are a bounty hunting turf and we are looking for members that is active. We are a growing turf that does get good tax $$ on daily basics everyday. If you need help with the game, we will train also. If you have 3 players, you can have a spot also and if you have friends that play it too, they are more than welcome to come and join the family. Yes I said family, cause we are not just friends here that play, but we are a family that will help each other out also. You don't need to be afraid to ask for help with anything, just come too either the boss or underboss and one or both of us will help you. Everyone is more than to be a part of our family. Now to be a part of the turf family just go to the pic under here to enter the turf and join it..

Fu Mafia
TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOUThe tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people who use credits to pay for their player) who's a scrubbed pla

Fu-mafia Bounty Hunter Ballad
I am a Bounty hunter thru and thru. Collecting bounties is what I do. No bounty is too big or small. Bath Salts to Oh Hell, I collect them all. Before you start to whine, If fu-mafia puts you on my list, Collecting your bounty is legitly an option of mine!

Fumafia
This is not CUT IN STONE just a few things to go by TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOU The tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no matter what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people

Fu Marriage
FUBAR MARRIAGE TO ME REQUIRED A REAL SERIOUS DETAILS ON MY PAGE!!! HERE IT IS: IF YOU WANT TO BE FU MARRIED TO ME THEN I WOULD EXPECT THAT BOTH OF US WILL SPOILED EACH OTHER 50/50 (EQUAL) TO BE FAIR. ONLY IF WE HAD THE MONEY THAT IS IF ONLY THAT WE HAD MONEY. SO

Fumen
I completely understand the needs for feeding children and the homeless and less fortiante ..And that maybe the gov shouldnt be involved ..But there are so many o called: help from everywhere saying they help the less fortainate ..and they dont ..And then the Humaine Soc ..All they do is take in the donations and after 7-10 days they put animals down ..Needlessly People that have lost thier pets And had hopes of getting them back wont if they are killed ..On my profile ..I have a picture of an akita ..A very exspensive and beautiful dog ,The story with him ..Is that he came to my home one day ..Stayed near the pond ..after a week I began to try to see if i could get him to trust me .And at first i was scrared because he is a large Dog ..Anyways i went up there and after talking to him twice the last time i told him alright Im going to the house if you want you can follow me ..well he did ..he cut across the creek and was thier waitin for me to get out and pet him which i did ..He was v

Fumen
Ok so first of all men that read this don't get your panties in a bunch, this may or may not pertain to {YOU} this is about some men on Fu...NOT all men on Fu . I don't understand what goes on in your mind. I would have to say and most ladies on this site I'm sure will agree with me that how you approach women on this site you would NOT approach in the {REAL WORLD}. Are you just fucking with us by the approach your taking and trying to get a rise for your own self worth and not a {RISE} in your pants as to what I'm referring. Are you generally interested in this woman you're approaching? If so why the fuck would you come off pervy to them? Don't you think you would get a better response from a female if you were just kind and NORMAL or as NORMAL as any persona can take in the FuWorld.

Fumoney?
I am now accepting fumoney... not for a spotlight..but just to be stingy..and enjoy the feel of it in my pocket. So, if any of you got money .. you do not want..send it to me!..Oh,,and btw.. have a good Monday and week!

Fun
Hey guys. I wish I could be on here, but I am so busy. I got a new job so I work until 5:30, then I go straight to school. By the time I get home, I am exhausted. I spend my weekends doing homework! I am sorry but I will peak in when I can! You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Abs/Stomach58%Face50%Butt42%Boobs0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - yo

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Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that frankincense smells rank Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma!

Fun
Hey folks, just wanted to drop a line to you all and let you know that I'm not avoiding you. We are still shoveling out from a minor blizzard, and the biggest thing right now is that a couple of days ago I had Lasik surgery on my eyes. My vision is awesome, I would highly recommend the surgery to everyone! My eyes are still adjusting and trying to read the small print in the shoutbox is a real pain. So if you shout at me, I'm not ignoring you, it's just agravating trying to read all the little type. This should go away in a few days after my eyes fully adjust. Hope everyone is having a blast! You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldn

Fun
[17 Jul 2007 | Tuesday] NOT MISSING A SPOT.... Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of

Fun
Hope these dogs make you smile! Sorry!! Too cute not to pass on! Guess that fake ID really works!!! Party time! Are you serious !?! Gggggrrrrrrrrr! I'm sooo mean! What part of this face do you not understand!? And a Happy Birthday to ME!!! Guess I'll just go eat worms .. Wojk akjdow alkoiehnaf slkjfow!!!!! WHAT!?! But it was like this when I got here!!! Just kill me now . As Fifi sports the latest in wristband fashion I'll show him where he can stick that thermometer! !! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful .

Fun
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 75% Naughty, 25% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that!Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year? What The Holidays Mean to You For you, the holidays are about emotional connections and bonds. You are happiest being around those you love. You celebrate the holidays in an over the top style. If something is cute, you'll buy it. People end up with a lot of gifts from you - and your house is like a holiday wonderland, full of decorations. During the holidays, you like to feel cozy and comfortable. You're happy to stay inside with a roaring fire and a warm drink. You think the holidays should be decadent and indulgent. You never mind gaining a few holiday pounds... it's worth it! Your best holiday memories are of childhood foods and traditions. You secretly still wish you believed in Santa Claus.What Do the Holidays Mean to You?

Fun
A story for each of you to enjoy but let me warn you, GET A KLEENEX BEFORE READING.. Do you believe in angels? Three years ago, a little boy & his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, & saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful & encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, &

Fun
I rent a hotel room one weekend, and tell you to meet me there. I slip some sort of letter into one of your books, or your bag telling you where to go and what to wear. You take the elevator upstairs to the room, and go in to the room, finding it pitch black. You walk 5 steps into the room as you were instructed before hand, and you are grabbed from behind, and I twist your arm behind your back while the other slips a blindfold on you. Then you feel me move away from you for a moment and see a soft glow around the edges of the blindfold. The scent of vanilla (my favorite) slowly fills the air and you take deep breaths feeling your chest rise and fall. You feel me come up next to you and inhale taking in your perfume. My fingers slowly trace the curves of your breasts and then move upwards towards your lips lingering on every inch of skin. My fingers trace the soft skin on your lips, making them part, and I lean in close and outline your lips with my tongue, tasting you, while my hand g

Fun!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out

Fun
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC

Fun
this is cool an safe way to be your self. wish it was tis safe an fun out in te real word! plz fill free to leave me a comment or say hi! this is a cool site an new to this but it looks fun an has my attention. which tats hard to do! i had a sweet lady to invite to tis sit an i owe her! thank you NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun
1) I never thought I could love someone as much as I love my kids. 2) I never thought that love for them could be so much it physicaly hurts. 3) The realization that I cant run away any more breaks my heart. 4) Im scared to death of becoming a bag lady 5)Im sick of being the parent to my parents. 6)Im gonna be the crazy dog lady 7) I have a dependence on music to express my thoughts 8) I must have coffee, everyday, or nothing goes as it should. 9) I have no family, besides parents, so I try to find friends to replace them. 10) I loooove to cook out. 11) In the summer I would be perfectly content to move to the lake in my tent and stay there. 12) I hate Where I live with a passion like no other. 13) I read constantly. 14) Pondering what love really is is on my mind constantly. 15) I love women more than men, but could never give men up. 16) I am selfish 17)I am way too spontanious 18) I do 1st, think about it 2nd 19) I get addicted easily, to everything, internet, peo

Fun
If cash bids are made I will add 1 NSFW salute and 1 permanent blog pimpout to my offers. Happy Bidding!!! XOXO Sam USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! 1.Where is your cell phone right now? CHARGING Your significant other? N/A Your hair? black Your mother? stunning Your father? fun Your favorite thing? kissing Your dream last night? non-exsistent Your favorite drink? vitawater Your dream/goal? love What room are you in? den Your hobby? photography Your fear? love Where do you want to be in 6 years? greece Where were you last night? river Something that you are not? greedy Muffins? banana Wish list item? love Last thing you did? talk TV? never Your pets? dog Friends? crazy Your life? wonderful Your mood? anxious Missing someone? alot Drinking? some Smoking? Your car? fast Something you're not wearing?

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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?

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Seduction This is seduction of the highest orderlay down,relax,and let carnal emotions take overinhale deeply and put you mind at easeallow me to lead you into never ending ecstasyplacing my lips to youri dare you to explore what's behindyour minds locked doorsmesmerizing you with my soft kissesbewitching you with my sweet smelli have you right where i want youafter this is over memories of this night will still haunt youbiting softly on your neck i release your inhibitionsyour dying to be with me pleading to be temptedhow can i be resistedafter all this is seduction of the highest order

Fun
Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.Two in the friend, one in the end.Two in the crack, one in the back.Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.Two in the moose, one in the caboose.Two in the poon, one in the moon.Two in the girl, one in the swirl.Two in the gash, one in the stash.Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot.Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.Two in the bush, one in the tush.Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.Two in the flap, one in the crap.Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt.Two in the fun, one in the bun.Two in the giney, one in the hiney.Two in the goo, one in the poo.Two in the grass, one in the ass.Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.Two in the humper, one in the dumper.Two in the junk, one in the trunk.Two in her meat, one in her seat.Two in the bank, one in the stank.Two in the muff, one in the stuff.Two in the cootie, one in the booty.Two in the pocket, one in th

Fun
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Fun And Joke
> > A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note > >for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. > > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He > >thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. > > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" > > The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." > > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" > > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.

Fun And Games
~I WAS TAGGED By Amourette Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1. I hear voices 2. I've seen dead people 3. I can't sleep with any open doors in the house 4. I enjoy suffering 5. I wake up in the middle of the night, and believe some one is there 6. I love my exwife IM TAGGING: Mistressoftheundead RageGrrl DahliasBlood Melisanta Death SilveryWitch Tragedy

Fun And Cute (ok And A Little Silly) ;p
You Are Cherry Pie You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy Those who like you enjoy a contradictionWhat Kind of Pie Are You? Giovanna -- [adjective]:100% kinky You Are More Yin Feminine Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal HoneyAre You More Yin or Yang?

Funaral For My Private Moments
ok....so here it is, as a mother i have decided it is time to lay to rest my dearly departed private moments....... you know, like going to the bathroom by myself, computer time(without tiny hands sneaking up to bang randomly on keyboard) and well....sex and masterbation are just plain out of the question. so.....if we can all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for these and many other moments that will be greatly missed. ashes to ashes and dust to dust once you have children...... a minute to yourself is a total bust

Fun All The Time Now!!
It is going to be a fun time this fall. I have college classes four days a week this year. I have only monday and the weekends away from the class rooms. Plus trying to keep up with a full time job too. I have lots of support though from my mom and my sweet man. I can't imagine having a better person by my side, he always makes me feel like I can do anything. I will keep you guys posted. Thanks for being all good friends.

Fun And Games
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 10 Wierd or Random things about me.... 1. I really, really dislike being tickled around my ribs. My reflexes will swing my arms at you.lol 2. I'm a pastor of a church and most men are intimidated or uncomfortable with that. Are you??? 3. I have two wonderful boys whom I adore. They are 9 & 11. The youngest lives with me full time. 4. I love seafood. Scallops are my favorite. 5. I'm a hopeless romantic. I want to be loved, cuddled, adored, wined and dined, and never doubt you want me. 6. I also love sex. Can you ever have enough? 7. My favorite drink of choice is a Margarita. 8. I'm in love with life and can't wait to

Fu Name Contest
I HAVE NOTICED THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE THE SAME FU NAME AS ME...SO I AM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR A NEW FU NAME...THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A BOOMY...AND FU WILL DECIDE THE WINNER Must be unique..and creative nothing sexual or offensive must be submitted on one of my pics LET THE GAMES BEGIN...SB ME FOR MORE INFO

Fun4allpartyhire
The jumping castles are becoming popular day by day, their presence is increasing in children’s parties, it adds excitement to celebrations and keeps the festivity going on. It helps in making your kid’s birthday party memorable and offers the right entertainment for the event. There are numerous other benefits of placing the jumping castle, which are mentioned below: Provides health benefits: As we all know that children’s jumping, crawling, running, etc., can easily develop their physical attributes. By playing on the inflatable, you child will also be able to jump and run, which will help in developing their strengths. They will also learn how to balance in a flabby surface. When brood gets tired, the stamina and cardiovascular systems are improved. It is important that you must offer healthy food to your child. The development of your child won’t be completed with purely physical activities. Kids simply love it: Kids enjoy playing in the jumping castle as

Funbar Prince Or Princess Contest
WHO IS THE FUTURE FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS?????????? OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS!!!! WILDCAT IS HOSTING A CONTEST TO FIND OUT. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS CONTEST!!! WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY AUGUST 17TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON AUGAST 27 @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBM

Fun Crap
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com RockxNasty -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com RockxNasty Seductress 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com

Functional
Perhaps the most functional word in the English dictionary!! Body: Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days

Fun Crap
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.Telepath wanted: you know where to apply Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.Watch out for the idiot behind meI'm driving this way just to piss you off Keep honking, I'm reloading. Lord save me from your followers. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenceless animals, especially in gravy Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't openDont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodiesWhich is the odd one out- Texas, Alabama, Arkanas, Tol

Fun_club
Every morning I wake up Realizing you're really far away So I put on my make up And pray for a good day. I know God's watching And he'll lead me back to you I just have to keep living So he can see me through. Although you're not close And many miles away I'll still love you Even after today. I really miss you dearly And really wish I was there But despite of not having you here At least I still have air

Function Of Water-soluble Vitamins
Vitamins are very important nourishing substances your whole body requires in smaller volumes for many different tasks throughout the system. Vitamins happen to be broken into 2 types: water-soluble (B-complex and also C) and additionally fatsoluble (A, D, Elizabeth and also K). In contrast to water soluble vitamins which need common renewal in the human body, fat soluble vitamins are generally saved in the lean meats and fatty tissue, and they are eradicated considerably more slow when compared with water-soluble vitamins. Due to the fact fat soluble vitamins are generally located for too long time periods, they normally generate a greater risk regarding poisoning as compared to watersoluble vitamins once used too much. Taking a regular, nutritious diet regime is not going to bring about accumulation within actually healthier men and women. Even so, using vitamin dietary supplements that include ultra dosages of vitamins A, D, Electronic as well as K may cause poisoning. Don't forget,

Fundamentalist Christians
10: You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9: You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from animals, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8: You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in the trinity. 7: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to non-christians, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women & children (also the trees for you tree-huggers). You never consider both world wars were fought principally amongst christian nations. 6: You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek mythology about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary (obvio

Fundamentals Of Seduction
Ok so I go to this Massage school for Massages (Obviously) now and again right? What is odd is that they give a lot of different types of massages but not sensual massage. Now I'm not saying "You give happy ending?" but I am saying that sometimes when you go for a massage you want it more to be about the massaging and pleasuring of the body then the healing of it. I mean after a long week or so of work I like to relax a bit. So I like to get a massage for that but the theroputic massages can just too a bit harsh. With all the muscle squeezing and the pressure point manipulation it's hard to get any real pleasure out of it. Sure it does the job it's supposed to but not nessaccerly the job you go in for. Now I can understand not touching a womans cheast (obvious sexual harassment suits) or under the undies. But a Mans cheast is a big part of his body and to not massage it seems pointless. Not like your sucking on the nipples or rubbing them in a sexual manner your a license

Funeral For A Friend
I have not lived a charmed life,nothing was ever given to me.It was earned by hard work.Through my life so far I have lost many friends.I would say a lot more than most people.I just want all you guy's to know I miss you and the times we had,the things we did.And the things we never got to do because you were stolen from this plain of existance.I feel I should be with you guys,and I'm living on borrowed time.I'm constantly taking chances,and doing things that are self destructive.I feel maybe that I'm being punished. Out of our circle,I'm the only one left.I love you guys and miss you all very much.I'll see you on the other side.WARRIOR Richard Bass- Run down and killed by a drunk driver,... Daniel McNeil- Died Brain Cancer,... Freddie Heim- Drowned,... Terry Bagley- Killed Motorcycle accident,... Timmy Bagley- Killed Car accident....Joseph Rebello-Heroin Overdo

Funeral
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY: I WONT BE ON TOMM. OR THURSDAY. I AM GOING TO MY UNCLE'S FUNERAL THURSDAY MORNING. TOMM. I WILL BE SLEEPING MOST OF THE DAY TO GET SOME REST. ALSO I WILL HAVE TO GO BUY AN OUTFIT FOR THE FUNERAL. HE DIED OF CANCER. WE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO GO. BUT WAS NOT SURE WHEN EXACTLY. IT IS HITTING MY SISTER HARDER BECAUSE HE IS HER GODFATHER. SO MY PLEASE KEEP ME AND MY FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. I SHOULD BE BACK ON SOMETIME ON FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,LOVE, CHARLENE

Fun Events!!
Lagging behind in my first contest, cause I don't have a ton of bomber friends. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :) Just wanted to thank everyone that helped with my contest....may take a while, but hopefully I'll be able to return the favor! You guys rocked! My first contest and we took it like champs. :) By the way, my party KICKED ASSSS last night! So much fun, ya'll shoulda been there. :) Loves to everyone! Have an awesome weekend! Just wonderin if I can get some help in the Sweetest Candy Contest! Click pic below and drop me some comments...I'll comment back anyone that does. Thanks guys...this is my first contest, so I wanna try to place well. :) Loves. XOXOXO

Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.

Funeral
I went to a funeral. For a young man...Timothy Plaistow. He was a senior in high school. He also used to live across the street from me. I watched him grow up and when I stop to think about it...that's when I first showed the desire to work with younger people...as a child myself. He would round up kids and they all would wait for me to get home to play basketball or catch. When I hugged his mom at the funeral...she thanked me. She said that Timmy always looked up to me. I still can't stop the tears...I still can't stop crying about it. He committed suicide...and even tho I was no longer a huge part of his life...I can't help but feel like I still could have done something differently. Please pray for his family...especially his mom who had to bury him...and his younger sister and brother who he left behind.

Funerals
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was

Funeral
A FUNERAL PROCESSION: A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen afuneral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My husband's.' 'What happened to him?' The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. 'Can I borrow the dog?...

Fun Facts
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean? This should probably be taped to the bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it\'s 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world who you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don\'t like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone you don\'t even know exists, loves you. 9. When you make the big

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Alrighty well I got a call back from Model Search America!! I couldnt be any more pleased!! yay!! Anyways thou I will start modeling with them sometime in the next few months! Wroooooot! Until then Im going to get my photoes ready and get an agent from this city to represent me! ;) hope that happens soon!! :D But things are kinda tight right now and stressed because Steves getting his Surgerys done soon!! So yea wish me luck and maybe one day soon you all can see my purty face on your next mags!! Later Sarahbella WAS Kickass!! I got to meet all of hatebreed and hugs and autographs ...sigh they rock...haha it was a blast thou for sure...my throat hurts thou...fuck....It was like less then 20 outside and my ass froze!! COLD SUCKS. Some chic got her neck stomped on...it was awfull..she was just crying I felt really bad for her..she was my size but still thank god for my size and a few good friends..I got to enjoy the show and nobody messed with me..just the usual hardcore dancers and

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If it can be done, I'll be the one to do it. Whether it be good or bad. I have a Dodge Durango, which I fearlessly go where ever I want in. Saturday, on a simple outing to the ball field I decide to park along one side of the field to create some shade. It had rained a few days before, it was a little muddy. Leave it to me.......... both tires on the passenger side sunk in the mud. I got a 4 wheel drive stuck. I had a handfull of willing helpers, I chose my ex-brother-in-law, I figured if anyone should tear up my vehicle it should be him. He sunk it further......... and covered me in mud, I was standing next to it to see if it was going anywhere. Called another friend who has a wreaker and auto-repair business. He's got the wreaker lent out so he brings his 4 wheel drive and a chain. Hooks the chain to his front end and my rear end (that sounds kinda wrong)and tries to back up an pull it out easy. No can do. He turns his vehicle around, hooks the chain back up, my X

Fun Facts And Useless Tidbits
Star-Filled 'Bible Experience' A Hit Longer Old Testament audio version is planned for 2007. Blair Underwood is the voice of Jesus in "The Bible Experience," a hit on the audio book circuit. It's an epic telling of the life of Jesus, an ambitious production featuring an all-star cast. But it's not a movie or miniseries. It's a new audio Bible released by Zondervan, one of the world's largest publishers of religious books. "Inspired By ... The Bible Experience: New Testament" features a large, all-black cast including some of Hollywood's biggest names. And in the world of audio books, it's a smash. It has been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart's Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it's the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked. The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washingt

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SUPER EXCITED GOING TO KC TONITE TO WATCH OTEP WITH MY BFF LISSA KEWL DEAL HOPE ITS FUN AND NOT TOOOOO OUTTA CONTROL DONT WANNA GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOSH YEAH A NIGHT OUT WITHOUT THE KID AND SOMETHING TO ACTULLY GO DO YEAH

Fun For Me
hey all this is such a great place to be and to all that have rated anything on my page or what ever it is call ed thank you oh so much you all are great to me oh and the comments are great too and here soon i will put up more pictures because as many of you know i want to be a photographer and i am in the begining stages right now so i have much to learn if any of you are photographers throw me a line and give me some tips any would be great well i thnk that is all for now love, angel

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[A] - AVAILABLE? some1 has my heart [B] - BIRTHDAY? oct 25 83 [C] - CRUSHING? its more then that now [D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD? a beer [E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? alex...or joe[F] - FAVORITE COLOR? pink [G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? bears [H] - HOMETOWN? Fort Smith, AR [I] - ILL? No [J] - JUGGLE? No [K] - LIED TO SOMEONE? Im sure I have. [L] - LONGEST CAR RIDE? from here to dallas [M] - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR? Strawberry [N] - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? 6 [O] - ONE WISH? to be with him and happy [P] - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST? chris [Q] - QUEER? What the hell??? [R] - REASON TO SMILE? i have my baby girl and shes healthy [S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? john deer green [T] - TIME YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? 12:30 no school..lol [U] - UNDERWEAR/BOXERS? boxers [V] - VEGETABLES? gross [W] - WORST HABIT? cuss [X] - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? I've had a few [Y] - YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON MYSPACE? 47 [Z] - ZODIAC SIGN scoropio just be

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The innocents of a child is so precious. We try to be good parents but its hard. For those new mothers everyday is a challenge. Everytime our child does something bad we try to do something that won't worp their mind. As single parents we always wonder "when they grow up will they have a little place in their heart that won't fogive me?" We work two jobs during the summer to make sure their taken care of. And go to college full time. But if thats what it takes I will do it. My child is my life and I will do anything for him. Lord grant me the serenity to except the things the things I can not change. The strength to change the things I can. And the knowledge to know the difference.

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OMFG people Ashes of Eden Kicked ass again. Just like I said they would. I had a blasted last night all the way up to the very end. One of my friends brought a chic who got pissed off cause me and him was talking to each other and we hugged each other and all sorts of shit she wanted to fight which I thought was funny as hell just cause I was talking to my friend who I have known alot longer than she probably did. Anyways that some funny stuff and I just wanted to let you all know that Ashes of Eden kicked ass again. They are getting some bigger gigs soon woot woot GO AOE. They will be back at SouthPort on OCT. 5 so here is everyones invite to it on OCT. 5. Hope to see you all there.

Fun Facts
This is posted based on the same quiz from- http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=130621&pid=528819 The "10 Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time:1541 2. Name: Bill 3. Nickname: None-I wish, unless you count Orgasm Coach. 4. Astrology Sign: Virgo 5. Gender: Male 7. Hair color: Black 8. Eye color: Brown 10. Favorite color: Black 11. Glasses: Yes 13. tattoos: 0 14. birthplace: Philadelphia, PA 15. Area code: 773/347 NYC cellphone for work. 16. Siblings names: Valinda ******HAVE YOU EVER***** 17. Cut your own hair? No 18. Did something in the past month that you regret? Yes. 19. Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? Probably. 20. Skipped school? No 21. Punched someone? Affirmative 22. Bungee jumped? No but I have H.A.L.O jumped. 23. Been arrested? No 24. Broken into someone's house? No 25. Been rejected? HELL YES!!! 26. Been to a funeral? Yes 27. Used a light

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hiya guys u horny lot out there im looking for guys who can show me what they are made of and just how far they are willing to go on web cam for me! if you have the guts then add me to msn on girl_boy_boy_girl@hotmail.co.uk i would really love to see a group of horny fit young lads on cam naked for me. if you do that for me i might even go on 4 u . I dont normally show on cam unless ur a real stunner and show me exactly what i wanna see!!! girl_boy_boy_girl@hotmail.co.uk

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Come join the first train that pays to be on it .. For every member that joins you receive a small gift such as a gift from the fu shop.. fu bucks.. bling .. ticker.. 1 day blast .. Exp..When you join you give a gift to the person who joined before you and then the next person that joins gives you a gift.. This is the giving train.. As some ppl can't always afford these items it's a nice way to return love to others even if just with a small gift. To join you must F/R/A all train members then send a message to the Conductor, Co-Conductor, or Engineer. Welcome to the Midnight Special Conductor Carnie@ fubar Co-Conductor (2nd in command) ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Owner of Blue Dragon Owned by Abby again :) {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar Engineer (3rd in command)

Fun Fun!
Momopoly is making a new game, a world edition. They are letting us vote for our favorite cities, up to 10 around the world! Awesome huh! Its monopoly.com =) Im voting everyday, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, they have a monopoly link at the top of that page that lets u play against the pc. Have fun! Hugs =) MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

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This part might seem like a repeat and a repeat of the same thing over and over again, but yet it's sorta what i would do as well!! You go to sit up and forget that you are handcuffed to the headboard, you so bad wanted to play with yourself to make you cum, but you can't cause you foregot that you were handcuffed.. Did i also forget to mention that you have your feet tied down as well, as you lay on the bed handcuffed and legs tied down spread eagle. I start to lightly nibble and suck on your clit & start to pinch your nipples. As I am lookin' up into your eyes lookin' at you and watchin' your reactions. I start to suck harder on your clit and bring one hand down to finger your pussy, you can feel my fingers up against your g-spot. I see the look into your eyes that you are feeling great and are about to cum. So I start to suck harder and nibble harder and rubbin' my finger harder and faster on your g-spot.. I can feel you tighten up and i can see the look in your eyes

Fun & Games
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from DolphinSinger :)) 1. I am a frustrated singer/actor on the body of a retail store manager. 2. I love watching footbal however I have discovered that watching sports by yourself is not as much fun as watching it with other people. 3. My guilty pleasure is WWE (yes I know its fake) 4. I REALLY wish I didn't work in retail so Im trying to find something else 5. I love all of the performing arts, especially music. (All kinds...) 6. I have a gym membership but haven't been there in about 3 months. I have no real excuse... 7. I love camping and hiking but I don't do it nearly enough. 8. I have 4 cats and a Chowmation Retreiver

Fun Game!
ive got a new guest book. please stop in and sign it. ty rexford! REXFORD@ CherryTAP Utah rescue 'has not gone well' Reuters Published: Sunday, August 12, 2007 HUNTINGTON, Utah -- Rescuers searching for trapped coal miners plan to bore a third hole into a collapsed Utah mine after another attempt to locate them with a camera failed, officials said on Sunday. Miners burrowing out an escape route big enough for a person had to temporarily abandon their efforts twice over night as seismic "bumps" shook the new horizontal tunnel. "Underground, it has not gone well," mine co-owner Robert Murray told a news conference. "They are the most difficult conditions that I have ever seen in my 50 years of mining." View Larger Image A woman wipes her eyes with a tissue during a gathering at the Huntington State Center of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints to offer prayers and begin a special fast for the six miners trapped in Crandall Canyon mine, their families, a

Fungirls Thoughts
Mexicans are taking over my walmart... what's next? Stopped there for a second today. I don't understand why this makes me so sick, cause i dont really even like walmart. lol Why do they have to shop in packs? I was trying to pay for a couple of items. I had to stand behind 9 mexicans while i guess the pack leader paid for his case of beer. I hate to think of the Demographics of this country over the next 20 years. I'm saying that based on the changes ive seen in my small town over the past few years. Anyway, enough of my rant. Bash me if you wish I would love to hear all your comments. My local radio DJ was really bashing the illegals and mexicans in general today so I guess that got me going. lol Sorry if I offended anyone, but I want my town back!

Fun Games
No Cheating You Have To Send to every one on your buddylist & see what they want from you!!! 1=A baby 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner 7=Lap dance 8=To chill 9=To cuddle

Fun In An Elevator
Fun and Crazy Things To Do In An Elevator...if you are brave enough, haha... When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more. Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on. Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?" Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!" Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking. When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon." Enforce a group hug. Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?" Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.

Fun In T-town
Well I just finished school on the 9th and thought I needed a well deserved vacation... so I went and staying with Thomas, Dough, Nikko and Malcom... omg did we have fun!! Well, first off I'll tell you about these guys... Thomas: used to be my girls man. My girl went psycho and no one wants to be around her no more, so that ain't her nigga no more. Dough: his brother and absolutely adorable, gorgeous, funny and extremely romantic. Nikko: one of the funniest mutha fuckas i've ever met. from his jokes, sayings and shit to his facial expressions... he had me laughing or smiling the WHOLE time! Malcom: this lil kid has got talent. beyond anything i've ever seen... he can make beats, he can dance... oh can he dance... and he can spit songs like no other!! he's a fun lil man and i can't wait to bring him to spokane! Ok so those are my boys... :) We had such good times... they smoked... I laughed at them... lol we just hung out and got to know one another more... watchi

The Fun I Had In A Auction.lol
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Funitime
Its chilly when its cold!------------- Don't worry just be! ---------------- Try me on for size!------------------- your a Funny Fucker!------------------ To Swig or not to Swig that is!------- Pie Perfect!-------------------------- Whats up Cherry Pop!------------------ Lick it then Stick it!---------------- Ride it like a snow sled!------------- Sfinkter Clause!---------------------- My Goggy (good doggy)!---------------- Pretty Slitty kitty!------------------ Slamit Damnit!------------------------ Thats a nice Hose hound for my front yard! Look at this dump truck all stuck in the muck like a stupid fuck!---------------------- Roll with the turns baby!------------- Try a fat chick on your stick!-------- Pussy lovers Lunch box!--------------- I like sushi! mushu shushi!

The Fun I Have
I live and work in the edwardsville Ill.area and I really dont do much but get on my computer and check people out no harm intended,I like rating gives me something 2 do I guess,yes I do need 2 get a life right?but anyways people out here in fuland have allways been nice 2 me no rudeness if i do get it I brush it off no big deal its life,but at times I find it very difficult 2 get off the computer because once I am mind set thats it...I pass up supper time all my tv showes before I know it its time 2 go back 2 work!and the ladies are awesome 2 me out here the guys are cool 2...I guess I am just a divorced guy having his fun that he was not able 2 ever have...peace 2 all

Fun In The Bed Room
Late one night, I was feeling extremely frisky and was wanting to do something a lil different. So as I was trying to envision what the night ahead was going to be like, my woman came in wanting ice cream. The lightbulb went on as the sinister look appraoched my eyes and lips. She knew then that there was lust on my appetite and she was the dessert that was gonna quench that desireable thirst. After undressing her slowly, I teased her just enough to get her to lay on the bed and ready for fun. Taking the handcuffs from the side of bed where they had been hid with the blindfold, I cuffed her to the bed. This suprised her a lil but he knew with me anything was possible. Next the blindfold went on and she was ready to go. With her engulfed in total darkness and complete aura and passion, I kissed her passionately as my hand made its way down her body. I caressed her and teased her skin all the way down until I found what my hand was searching for. Finding her, I clasped my hand on pussy a

Fun Jokes
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

The Funky Arab
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Been Dee Jaying since i was 12. 2. I like to drive fast. (always buy Penzoil) 3. Seafood is my favorite dish. 4. Im a freak for long hair. (not oily hair i got my own Oil!) 5. Peanut Butter is my favorite snack. (hmm peanut oil) 6. I LIKE BOOOOOBBBBIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS IN MY FACE TOO (with OIL a must) *wink* 7. I dont like to be angry i turn into The Incredible HULK! ("Mr. Magee dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when i'm angry.") 8. I have a huge collection of model cars. (from my OIL Profits) 9. My hobby is Photography 10.And finaly... I know a 101 uses for OIL!!! (in the bedroom) So now... BRING ME THE OIL!

Fun Ky Monkey
Welcome To The Funky Monkey Train. Wanna come Jump on the funky monkey train? sure ya do!! all you have to do is add/fan/rate all members on the train. There is only 1 rule on this train tho! NO DRAMA!! Ok lets get this funky monkey train going. once you have added everyone please send a private message to both Tracy and Summer so you can be added and your tag can be made. Thank you And Have Fun!!! OWNER Tracy{Shadow Leveler} Fu Owned By Summer Uk & Onwer Of Summer uk !!!@ fubar OWNER ~♥~Summer~♥~@ fubar Fun in the Sun Laid in the Shade!@ fubar ONE&ONLY SYCHO {FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY}OWNER OF FUBAR ADDICTED BOMBERS/CLUB FAR

Funkeltitten!!!
I has just been brought to my attention that the German translation of GlitzyHooters is Funkeltitten. I like it, it's staying. Anyone want the German translation of theirs, go see Tom. Goodbye for now. Funkeltitten xxx

Funky Town!
Let’s go to Funkytown! Dusty is having an all 80’s Auto 11’s weekend! She is trying to get closer to Prophet. Rate some pics, listen to some “blasts from the past”, and then private message her for a custom tag (if you’d like one). (No SB's please)

Funky Symbols
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Fun Models
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Funny Stuff I Find Or Come Upon
I know we haven't known each other for that long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this, but I want it so bad! Don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, and your help will be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but can I have a piece of gum? JUST CLICK ON THE BANNER AND COME ON IN!!! DJ* Dollface*Angel~Fyre*N*Ice Virgin@ CherryTAP How sexually stunning are you? Stunningly SexyYou are insanely full of sexiness. You know what you want & you know just how to get it. Your lover will enjoy how you put them over the edge. Keep up what you're doing, maybe some people could learn a thing or two f

Funny Shit!!!!!!
http://vili.us/hypno.html You are 90% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please se

Funnies
"And I Quote" You were born an original - Don't die a copy Dream as if you'll live forever... Live as if you'll die tomorrow A broken heart continues to beat Follow your heart... but take your brain with you Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death I'm old enough to know better, but too young to care Fall seven times, stand up eight times You never lose by loving, you always lose for holding back You don't fail by not succeeding, you fail if you refuse to get back up Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults Always forgive your enemies - they hate that You may regret things you do, but you regret the things you don't more Don't be sad it's over - be happy it began - so don't regret the past - you can't change it When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch "Bunnies" Bunnies are brown, Bunnies are white,

Funny- Previously Written
She kinda reminds me of one of my friends who gets embarrased to be around me sometimes cuz of the clothes i wear or the colors i put in my hair. He's like "I don't know you" tuesday we went to the mall so I could get some smoothies cuz i'd just gotten my teethout. So I had a bag of ice I was carrying around on my face. He didn't want me to take the ice in the mall. cuz people would stare or something. My eyes have huge black circles around them from lack of sleep, plus they are dried out from the cold. and I'm taking decongestants cuz my sinuses are messed up, with also doesn't help with my eyes. So between that and the one side of my face being swollen up huge, I get stared at anyway. But I still didn't bring my ice in to make him feel better. He did give me a ride ther in his pretty yellow mustang. I bought him a reeses flurry for bringing me. So the point of this drawn out story is.... It's hard to think while on percacet. ok. really I don't think she acts any diffe

Funny
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHAN

Funny Clips Lmol
Get video codes at Bolt. Bottle of Merlot... A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This isfrom the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dol

Funny Stuff
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 09. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 08. See if they could finally do the splits. 07. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet. 06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 01. Finally find that damned G-spot. What women would do if they had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 09. Get a blowjob. 08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 06. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl

Funny Things
1-Skin signs tell all 2-Sick people don't bitch 3-Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing. 4-About %70 of the battery patients more than likely deserved it. 5-The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are. 6-There is no rule six, insert your own. 7-When dealing with patients, supervisors, or citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was the wrong thing to say. 8-All bleeding, seizures, falls will stop....eventually. 9-All people will eventually die, no matter what you do. 10-If the child is quiet, be scared. You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity

Funnies
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.

Funny Shit
New Music Video From David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car" That's right, it's Hofficial... your favourite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff of "Bay Watch" and "Knight Rider" fame returns with a cover of the1975 classic 'Jump In My Car' and its a doozy. Recorded in Sydney last year with the legendary Harry Vanda (AC/DC, The Angels), the Ted Mulry Gang tune has been re-vamped with full Hoff gusto and this music video promises to rock the socks off all his Hofficial fans. Watch it, enjoy it, share it on Google Video, courtesy of Sony BMG Australia.Want more? Buy the buy the track on iTunes Australia by clicking here:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=155871591&s=143460

Funny Videos
This light show is made every year at a real house and is programed to go with a simolcast on the radio to the music. This is amazing... there are subliminal messages when Jingle Bells is played backwards... click this link to hear. Let me know what you hear. It is spooky! It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. >>> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we >>> grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, >>> you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss >>> of intelligence. >>> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. >>> The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your >>> answer. >>> >>> >>> OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 1. What do you put in a toaster? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: "bread." If you said "t

Funny Stuff
A little 'Johnny humor' to brighten your day! Little Johnny Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, - Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... at this point

Funny Ass Shit And Cool Shit I Found On Youtube.com
u have to play them each separately of course but give them each time to dl all the way funny mime version of the song torn i think it is battle of lord of the dance i thought this was awesome two tappers and the lord of the dance dudes battling dot from madtv on tv show about jesus bein in her school picture i love when she farts and blames jesus too funny and how mean her dad is to her for being so silly with a great imagination guess some parents wouldnt want that in a child i would i would die laughing all the time many times over

Funny
What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of

Funny Stuff
I saw this on a guys Myspace "About Me"... Which he got from George Carlin.... "I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural, postmodern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a hightech lowlife. A cutting edge, state of the art, bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! "I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hotwired, heatseeking, warmhearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. "Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message a

Funnies
You scored as Dog. You are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and your friends like that about you.Horse100%Dog100%Wolf92%Ram92%Crow92%Salmon92%Dragon83%Fox83%Eagle83%Bear67%Deer67%Stag

Funny Shit
A man walks into a grocery store and notices a woman staring and then waving at him..He walks over to her and says.you look very familiar...."Do I know you". he says....The woman replies."Yes you know me' your the Father of one of my Kids...The man replies."Oh my gosh...Are you the woman from my Bachelor party that tied me up beat me up while your friend shoved a giant Dildo up my ass???..the woman looked at him in shock and said."NO,I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER"!!!!!!

Funny As....
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral." Free Video Hosting

Funny...
Is just like Vampirefreaks, Just as annoying, And just as stupid. With the same boring people. I am here for one purpose and one purpose only: To Rid this Website of A damned fucking Art Thief. This Art Thief Goes by the name of Untruthful_reflections. Pay the thieving Cunt a visit, Since his pictures arent actually his, They belong to my friend Ryan. Good day!

Funny News
As you know, Hillary Clinton has decided to run for president. She’s thrown her hat into the ring. And then bill threw his ring into the drawer. Party! Party! The knock against Hillary running for president is that she’s smart, but not electable. Or as political experts call that: a Democrat. John Edwards, who is also running for president, is being criticized because the new house he just moved into is one of the biggest in North Carolina. It’s 28,000 square feet on 102 acres. See, Edwards became famous for talking about the two Americas. Now both of them can fit into his backyard. According to the British Journal of Psychiatry, marijuana can cause panic attacks. I don’t know . . . The only time I have ever seen a marijuana user look panicky is when they are out of marijuana. On a campaign trip yesterday Hillary Clinton suggested that she knows how to deal with evil and bad men because she had to put up with her husband which . . . explains why Hillary

Funny Things
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought

Funny Joke... In A Bad Way... Lol
"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and i

Funny Stuff
Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :) Your name scored 203 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name? You Should Get a Rose Tattoo Sexy and classic You are pure rock and roll, party girl. So is your tattoo. What Tattoo Should You Get? Which of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS will consume you????(with great pics) Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join |

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Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth

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check me out in the sexiest female body....comment and rate me....~kisses http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=156422&albumid=102669&i=1345394944 A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informs him that he is not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested that the drunk prove he isn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor. As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then nudges him in the ribs saying, "Hey, Pal, I think your girl friend has gone home." Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks. He finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman

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A monkey was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up anotherjoint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and hollers, "Hey!" The monke

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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met Condoleezza Rice. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." Condoleezza Rice said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs." "My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." " Condoleezza Rice laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

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Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Columbus who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my sisters, who lives in Dublin , is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Grove City . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part time

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ok i was at this party last saturday night with some homies we were havin fun so my bro decided to make this drink him n a homeboy made up i dunno if any of y'all have tasted somethin like this but a get a 2 litter of mountian dew, half a bag of smarties and a fifth of everclear.... mix all that shit up inna milk jug shit or somethin shake it til all the smarties are gone, but jus warnin ya dont try n think your smarter then everyone else cause ya smashed the smarties if ya do that it will make it taste like shit! this shit will get ya FUCKED UP n it takes the kick of takin everclear straight A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink!" A

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK . Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. ..... In one second the sharp

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My boyfriend is so much fun. He just let me highlight his hair!! Next I get to pluck his unibrow!!! I'm giggling just thinking about it!!! :P He's suck a sweet heart. Last night he helped me make a blanket for my daughter. He even bought the material for it. It's one of her Christmas gifts...such a sweetie!! :D Two men were driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him In the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "! When we pull you over in West Virgi! nia , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then

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A is for the Angel who sang, "Peace on Earth", B is for the bells that rang out the Baby's birth. C is for the Christmas candle, lighting up the night, D is for the drum that makes one boy's Christmas bright. E is for the Eve when we're all excited! F is for the fun when the tree is finally lighted! G is for the gifts Santa leaves on that special night, H is for the holly with pointed leaves and berries bright. I is for the icing on our Christmas cake so tall, J is for Jesus, the reason for it all. K is for the kindness shown without reason, L is for the Lights of the Season. M is for the Manger bed for Jesus at His birth, N is for Noel we all sing on earth. O is for the oxen, the first to adore Him, P is for the Presents the Wise Men lay before Him. Q is for the quiet night, with hardly a beat, R is for the reindeer with speedy tireless feet. S is for Santa bringing Christmas Joy, T is for the lighted tree, to amaze each girl an

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There is nothing wrong with rating what you want...not everybody is a 10....and if you don't feel they are, then give them what you want...or don't rate at all :) Now here is my question...do you think it is fair for someone to purposely go through your pics and downrate them?? For example...say you have a couple pics of your children or pets...I just think its kind of odd that people would go look at all your pics and give decent ratings or not rate any except maybe pics of your children, pets, house, or whatever....and then rate them with like a 2 or 3... I know accidents happen...like downrating while a page is loading...but I know that I correct this when the page is loaded....its just weird to see ratings come up in my alert box, a 7, 5 and 4....and then I see which pics got the low rating and I can't believe someone would be so petty as to rate low on my children... Any opinions on this one?? Joke of the Day! There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his

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A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch-up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,

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Top 10 Scientifically Inaccurate Movies Armageddon We could put together a long list of all the things wrong with Michael Bay's feel-good ode to global destruction, but NASA has already and they counted at least 168 mistakes. But perhaps the biggest problem is that the plot itself -- splitting a Texas-sized rock in two with a single nuke -- has a Texas-sized hole in it. We don't have a nuclear bomb anywhere near powerful enough to do the job. As strange as it might seem, this is a case of a Michael Bay movie not having a big enough explosion. Independence Day That mammoth mothership hovering over the earth in geostationary orbit would be doing more than just freaking out the world's population. Because of its close proximity and mass -- 1/4th that of the moon, according to the film -- the flying saucer's gravitational pull would cause massive tidal waves, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes. The aliens wouldn't even have to roll out their anti-matter ray to blow up the White House -

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'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house; Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse. My .357 sat right on my lap Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap. The young'uns were restless and watching in shifts To see if he'd come and I'd shanghai some gifts, When out from the yard came a godawful noise O could it be him with a shitload of toys? I jumped from my chair and my crotch screamed in pain I caught my left nut on my wallet's big chain But then I unwrapped it and flew out the door Yelling, "Hold it right there, you old son of a whore!" "Hands in the air and kick over that sack, And then real slowly move 20 feet back." He did as I told him, fat, stupid old elf; I laughed so damn hard I near pissed on myself. I grabbed his big bag with a hearty guffaw Then I dragged it inside after spitting some chaw. I heard him take off - in a second he split, Leaving my yard heaped with fresh reindeer shit. Back in my chair I let out such a yelp That the

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Lee Evans : Bohemian rhapsodyAdd to My Profile | More Videos So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand." You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End' So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch." I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?" So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel. I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels

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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all you

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Sex Advice From A Friend Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, ey

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Entrepreneurs How To Sniff Out A Liar Melanie Lindner, 05.13.09, 4:40 PM ET There are plenty of dangerously skilled liars--and not just the Bernie Madoffs and Jeffrey Skillings of the world. Indeed, under the right (or wrong) circumstances, we're all guilty fibbers. According to an oft-cited 1996 University of Virginia study led by psychologist Bella DePaulo, lying is part of the human condition. Over the course of one week, DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 participants, aged 18 to 71, to record in a diary all of their social interactions and all of the lies they told during them. On average, each person lied just over 10 times, and only seven participants claimed to have been completely honest To be fair, most of the time we're just trying to be nice. (When your wife asks if you enjoyed the dinner she cooked, most husbands who know what's good for them say, "It was delicious.") Such "false positive" lies are delivered 10 to 20 times more often than spurious denials of culpability,

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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not. People keep telling me I'm i

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The Smurf Orgy It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have... you know... sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smu

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The Cowboy Boots" Body: (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he s

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Read the following, both the letter and its reply. it\'s so funny!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , Lad\'s Night Out 4.2 and Day At The Races 1.1 run more infrequently than before, if at all. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run any of these, my favorite applications. In addition certain other programs have manifested from nowhere including Housekeeping Allowance 9.2, Washing Up 1.0, Vacuum the Floor 3.1 and Cosy Night In 6.2 I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'

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WHAT IS RACISM You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. There are over 60 o

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I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. Plus, just like Larry the Cable Guy said, "If i can blame my gun on killing someone, then I can blame a mispelled word on my pencil." I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others becaus

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Humorous Sayings In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. You can't have everything, where would you pu

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A teacher was talking to her grade one students about stuttering. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My little kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!" A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?” Bubba replied, “Well, coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out an

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Our father who art in Philly, hockey be thy name. Thy will be done the cry will be won on ice as it is in the stands. Give us this day our pucks and sticks and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross check against us. Lead us not into elimination but deliver us into victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and in the name of the Flyers. Amen. DJBARTABis up for auction Come place your Bids on this Sexy Sexy Man EXCALIBUR RAWK RADIO PRESENTS DJ BARTAB HE KICKS AZZ!!!!! > DJ BARTAB IS DJ'ING RIGHT NOW IN THE BEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR WE KICK AZZ!!! COME SEE THE BADAZZ RAWKIN OUT!!!!!!! HAVE SOMETHING U WANT TO HEAR ASK HIM HE WILL GET IT FOR U THE BEST HE CAN!!!!! CLICK ON THE BARTAB TO ENTER!!

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Your sexual experience is like a street racer You like to have fun all the time, and if hooking up is a consequence of that then so be it. You are very easy going and have a rocking life. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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Redneck Love Poem Kudzu is green, My dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky, To have a sweet thang like you. Your hair is like cornsilk, A-flappin’ in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s And without all them fleas. You move like a bass, Which excites me in May. You ain’t got no scales, But I luv you anyway. You have all your teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we’re in a crowd. Still them fellers at work, They all want to know, What I did to deserve, Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duck tape, Yo’re there for your man, To patch up life’s troubles, And stick’em in the can. Yo’re as strong as a four-wheeler, Racin’ through the mud, Yet fragile as that singer, Named Naomi Judd. When you hold me real tight, Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain’t nuttin’ I lack. Yore complexion, it’s perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin’. Despite all the years, Yore age keeps on hidin’.

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how do you make you lover scream durring sex? call him and tell him who your with..... whats the diff. between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds whats the diff, between a hubby and a boyfriend? 45 mins. I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

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i am trying to get a platnum cherry and i need 2,500 comments to get it. i have 353 so far please click on the photo below and comment bomb or at least leave me some love it would be greatly apperciated. thanks in advance. A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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when we have children , we never know what they are goin to be in life , when my son joined the army in march 07 it broke my heart , worse thing was signin over my parentalship to the army but they never took my heart an respect for him he joined up to become a driver for the royal lagistic corps , we never saw eye to eye when he was at home we had personality clash goin on so as you can imagine now im feelin so guilty , im right behind him on anythin he does in his life may not like it but im strong for his sake ,he came home on his fourth week for 4 days lemme say them 4 days were so precious to me tym just went so fast an hed changed so much i was stunned at how much someone can change in so little weeks but hes a strong lad i have so much respect an faith in him hes my angel as my other son jenson is the brothers had missed each other so much it was nice to be together again , as we took him the train station to go back to his barracks i had to hold the tears in as i didnt want hi

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CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE 1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 2. "You Were an Accident" 3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!" 5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" 6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" 7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" 9. "All Dogs Go to Hell" 10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" 11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" 12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" 14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" 15. "Bi-Curious George" 16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" 17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" 18. "You Are Different and That's Bad" 19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy" 20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" 21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your

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The Dildo Song | Send To Friends | Video Jokes at JibJab -- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls,

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German Man Chainsaws House In Half In Divorce Split A 43-year-old German decided do something many other men have only thought about, he settled his imminent divorce by literally chainsawing the family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. The trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was about 8 meters long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls to create two halves. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said: "The man said he was just taking his due. But I don't think his wife was too pleased". After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has been staying since. Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and

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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles." ARE YOU TIRED OF THOSE SISSY "FRIENDSHIP" POEMS THAT ALWAYS SOUND GOOD, BUT NEVER ACTUALLY COME CLOSE TO REALITY? WELL, HERE IS A SERIES OF PROMISES THAT AC

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit." A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, 'Children, I would like you to close your eyes and taste these.' The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and min

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You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that t

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

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THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN, HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL." "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN." Lmao Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothi

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The year's "Best Comeback" line If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. & nbsp;The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your

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