ok....so here it is, as a mother i have decided it is time to lay to rest my dearly departed private moments....... you know, like going to the bathroom by myself, computer time(without tiny hands sneaking up to bang randomly on keyboard) and well....sex and masterbation are just plain out of the question.
so.....if we can all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for these and many other moments that will be greatly missed.
ashes to ashes and dust to dust once you have children...... a minute to yourself is a total bust
