WISEUKFRIENDS's blog: "FUNNY"

when we have children , we never know what they are goin to be in life , when my son joined the army in march 07 it broke my heart , worse thing was signin over my parentalship to the army but they never took my heart an respect for him he joined up to become a driver for the royal lagistic corps , we never saw eye to eye when he was at home we had personality clash goin on so as you can imagine now im feelin so guilty , im right behind him on anythin he does in his life may not like it but im strong for his sake ,he came home on his fourth week for 4 days lemme say them 4 days were so precious to me tym just went so fast an hed changed so much i was stunned at how much someone can change in so little weeks but hes a strong lad i have so much respect an faith in him hes my angel as my other son jenson is the brothers had missed each other so much it was nice to be together again , as we took him the train station to go back to his barracks i had to hold the tears in as i didnt want him upset ......... we text , we call each other every day an write then he came home on his 11th week for a week whoo hooo my heart was so happy we watched dvd s together an shared our tales but before we knew it it was time to go back again i swear sayin goodbyes get harder i thought theyde get easier but each time he leaves he takes a piece of my heart with him each time now we dont see him till he passes out 10th august :) i feel the proudest mum on earth hes such an angel im so glad i brought into this world :) hes becomin a man now which i will have to get accoustom to hes just turned 17 years old an has so much to offer our country an world i so miss him badly :( xxxxxxxxx big respect to ya son an love you always xxxxx we do share a song together which keeps me warm when hes not here its by hanz zimmer - black hawk down theme ........... will keep blog updated as he gos along xxxxxxx

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* GIRLS TREE* -----------------Girls------------------ -----------are like apples------------- --------on trees.The best ones------- ------are at the top of the tree.----- ----The boys dont want to reach---- ---for the good ones because they --- -are afraid of falling + geting hurt So, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So apples at the top think -somethin is rong with them,when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to--- ----- come along, the one who's------ ----------- brave enough to---------- -----------------climb all---------- ----------------- the way-------- -----------------to the top-------- ^^^^^^^^of the tree.^^^^^

http://www.deathclock.com/ THIS IS QUITE SCAREY SORRY ABOUT IT BIENG IN THE FUNNY CATAGORY BUT DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT LOL

your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND"

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