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This light show is made every year at a real house and is programed to go with a simolcast on the radio to the music.

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This is amazing... there are subliminal messages when Jingle Bells is played backwards... click this link to hear. Let me know what you hear. It is spooky!

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It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. >>> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we >>> grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, >>> you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss >>> of intelligence. >>> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. >>> The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your >>> answer. >>> >>> >>> OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 1. What do you put in a toaster? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. >>> Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even >>> overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature >>> such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from >>> blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house >>> is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why >>> the hell are you still reading these??? >>> >>> >>> If you said "glass," go on to Question 4. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over >>> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided >>> into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO >>> engines! Fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is >>> also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the >>> engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in >>> the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . >>> Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no >>> man's land"? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: You don't bury survivors. >>> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you >>> said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to >>> Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading , >>> six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two >>> people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 >>> people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on >>> In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at >>> Milford Haven. What! Was the name of the bus driver? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! >>> Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than >>> you. >>> >>> >>> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! >>> >>> >>> >> >