AlyCat's blog: "FUNNY SHIT!"

That's right bishes!!! You can't keep a good man down!!! Shady326 was deleted by an unknown source and we are trying to help him get back on his feet!!! Come show the man some love!!! Just click on the pic of the hot chick to visit his profile!!!!! lmao ♥

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Brought to you by: AlyCat ♥'s Shady326 -Owned by Shady326-~*Stiletto Girl*~

@ fubar

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am allergic to soap and shampoo :D (sulfur in them) 2. I actually like being a college student!!! I love to learn!! 3. I lost my virginity when I was 15 4. I love to play billiards 5. I love to roller skate 5. I can't stand celebrity magazines (could care less about what a person I am never gonna meet does behind closed doors) 6. I am in love with geeks 7. I have only had 1 bf EVER and it only lasted 4 month.. I was 21 broke up on my 22nd b'day! 8. I didn't go on my first real date until I was 20 and I had already had much random sex by then lol grrr dam teenage slut (just went 2.5 yrs without sex btw.. I am repenting) 9. I love smartasses 10. My bowling average is a 35!! lmao ************************************************* Tagging: Shady326 BlueDemon Wicked828 Anonymous Muerte Bella Dr. D Squirrel and the first 3 people who read this!!! YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This bulletin/blog is not to ask for money or beg for rates and comments. It is a HUGE thank you to someone who I just met 5 minutes ago. Without hesitation she helped me with no payment in mind, just to help another out. I know it is just Fubar and just virtual money, BUT it is the thought that matters! She has a heart of gold to do such a thing :D Go show this lady love and some holiday spirit :D She seems very kind and I am sure she will make a GREAT friend! JJ - Founder of Stiletto Girls and Member of The Sisterhood

@ fubar

Okay, time for me to get serious again... I was in math class last night and wrote this... I love to share, but can't on other websites b/c I may hurt someone's feelings. I hope you guys don't mind. Here it goes: What Would I Say? What would I say if you were here right now? Would I want to hold you tight and say I am sorry or would I want to punch your lights out? Would my words come out sweet and tender or would it be loud and cruel? Would I tell you how much I miss you or how happy I am to have you gone. The truth of the matter is that I am not happy you are gone, but I don't miss you. I want to yell at you and tell you everything that you have ever done wrong, but I don't want to crush your heart... you don't deserve that. I want to beat you to a pulp and then have you hold me afterwards. The thing is I can do none of these things. I can not come back to your world because it brings me down. I am happy there, sometimes, but then I become entangled in your world and it is filled with immaturity. I sink to your level and become immature myself. I lose my every being. It is like being pulled into a land where high school never ends. A horrible nightmare. I can not go back there. I have dreams, ambitions, and goals I cannot live down. When I become engulfed in that world and forget who I am, I become happy yet unfocused. When I stay out of that world, I become even happier because I know that what I am diong is the "right thing." I am free to open my wings and soar to new heights! No longer am I held down by your shackles of popularity and fame. I am able to chase the wind make mistakes with out your harsh judgement. I am free to wonder the world and explore places unknown to me. To allow my mind to grow and my heart to find love. I am free!!!

The Mr. is working an 5k comments for a 1 week blast!!! Not a bad deal! I am trying to get it for him... we all know how much he does for me and it is the least I can do in return! If you guys don't mind, stop by and help me bomb him :D We are sitting at 1444 now so only 3556 to go :D x♥x♥, Alysia

A Good Heart A good heart is never boastful or jealous, It always thinks of others first and never seeks out payment. A good heart is trustworthy and loving, It never fails to be there by your side. Its walls are filled with love and friendship and it becomes so home like you never want to leave it. The inside is warm and cozy and makes you feel its love all over. It picks you up when you are down and brightens even the sunniest of days. It’s full of surprises and makes you want to hold it even closer with every surprise it brings. ♥ Shady!!! Thank you for always being there when I need to laugh or vent, giving great advice, and ALWAYS putting a smile on my face!!!

Here is a lil' Monday humor brought to you by your neighborhood AlyCat AlyCat**Check Out My Halloween Profile**

@ fubar ENJOY!!!!! 3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!