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Poems About My Memories Of Lizzy
The Dream of all nights memories flowing through my mind likes a plane in flight some good, some bad, some sad The dreams of all nights I had to remember all of the memories never to let them leave my mind it was like a never ending story The dream of all nights these memories are important of a life that was so long but so short trying to remember is hardest part of this flight........ May of 2000 The Rose In Loving Memory of my Sister, Lizzy The love of this rose is more than I can bare She lived a long life of only nineteen years old With her beauty and her kindness of her soul The brightness of her soul shined through Her smile and her ocean blue eyes The love of this rose is more than I can bare The kindness of her soul she took everywhere She shared her kindness with everyone even To people that really didn't know this rose That is what made this rose very special This love of this rose is more than I can bare She had the heart of g

New Yahoo Id Name
They cancelled my longleggedbeauty... so now.... its LongLeggedVixon@yahoo.com... add it and love it.. if you were there last night you know exactly what i mean.. LOL Add LongLeggedVixon@yahoo.com onto ur yahoo messenger and join to watch me do my show... i will be starting in 5 minutes so hurry!!! as you may have noticed, im not on yahoo anymore, well my broke ass let the bill go and it got shut off, so if you are interested go ahead and add my yahoo account to your messenger, and you will catch me on there.... its longleggedvixon@yahoo.com hope to talk to you all soon!

Wtf?
Picture Images @ Bopmyspace.com WARNING: Boys cannot read this. If you are a boy and are reading this, stop immediately. The following article is chock-full of highly intimate girl secrets that will be 10 times more embarrassing than any TV commercial for feminine-hygiene products you've ever seen. So quit it. I mean it. You'll be sorry. Condoms Demystified There are basically three kinds of condoms: unlubricated latex, lubricated latex, and lambskin. The lambskins are no good because they haven't been proven to be a barrier to infection. Anyway, they're really made of lambies and that makes us sad, especially around Easter time. (The real reason we don't like them is that they actually smell like lamb. One is tempted to lubricate them with mint jelly.) There are variations on the basic latex condoms. Some condoms are prelubricated, with spermicidal jelly, even. Others are not. Strictly B.Y.O.K.Y. The strangest variation by far is the ribbed latex condom. Why are these

I Need Help
I hAvE a PrObLeM ok I am having a huge issue right now and I need help...I was talking to my little sister(I love her so much) nd I found out that my grandma doesn't want her callin my sister anymore. I am really pissed about that...I have two choices...One call facs nd tell them that my grandma is keepin my sister away from me for no reason(but that will make my sister mad at me)...Two just ignore it nd not see my sister ever again(which will kill me inside) CAN SOMEBODY PLZZZ HELP ME

Just Odd Shit Out Of Me....blah Blah
Why should you not look for the one that makes you happy? Why not keep looking ? Fear of being hurt is no reason not to look. Fear is just an excuse, its just an emotion. Yes its a strong one, but what do you have if you allow fear to win? You have emptiness, you have loneliness. Why not seek and maybe get hurt? Why not give love in return and see where it leads? THat one person might be the key to every door, the glow that fills the soul. Allowing fear to rule just allows its conterparts to take control. -------------------------------------------------- Tears roll down her cheeks Her tears are oh so silent and meek She's slit her wrist atleast five times tonight Darkness that's where she sits Alone That's how she always feels She hates her life But as they say It's no big deal She's depressed and under stress Her life is a great big mess Danger well to her that is no stranger Blood oops she cut to deep Yeah she's stuck in a hole and it's much to steep Lying She told you

Why is it that I can meet great women who I'd love to go out with, but when the opportunity comes along, I can't "pull the trigger" so to speak? I fumble with my words, start sweating, or just completely freeze up. What's wrong with my me and my ability to talk to women? This has become an increasing problem for me over the last few months, and I don't know why. Anyone got any idea's that might help me with this problem? Why does shit like this always happen to me. I meet someone I know I can start seeing, we agree to continue seeing eachother, we make plans for me to drive up to Bellngham to see her, and she tells me we can "hangout" but that while I was home in the Everett area the last two weeks, she got back together with her ex and can't see me anymore. Now, I'm in no way saying I wanted to get into a relationship right away with her, but it would have been nice to have gotten to know her and see her a little more before this happened. This happened last month too. Met this girl a

The Voice Of Reason
im NOT perfect. im just a girl.i LAUGH. i CRY. i BLEED.but in the end i HEAL and i LEARN.tell me a secret and ill keep it.i can be your BEST FRIEND if you promise to be mine.ive known LOVE and ive suffered HEARTACHE.too TRUSTING at times. im a big PUSHOVER.a PEOPLE PLEASER. at times it sucks.people now days just tend to take ADVANTAGE of others.WHY? who knows. oh well.im OPEN and HONEST. sorry i wont LIE to you.even if you wanted me to.LOYAL like a dog. LOVING like a puppy.is that bad? sometimes i feel as if it is.ive suffered LOST. seen things that i wish i could forget.ive been BETRAYED by friends and family.but i thank them for that. EXPERIENCE has thought me a lot.i might be YOUNG but im also WISE.im RANDOM. sometimes FORGETFUL. always HIDING behind a SMILE.this world is already CRUEL, why add to it?have you HUGGED your CHILD lately? do it now.I tell the people I love that I love them,for I have learned the hard way that it might be your last time.im stuck in a CROWDED room yet at

Love Isn't Selfish
When you can honestly say that you have loved someone enough to sacrifice your own happiness for his/hers.....then, and only then, have you truly loved. If you're lucky, you will be truly loved at least once in your lifetime. I have truly loved. I have been a fool in love. I have been truly loved. I have loved someone enough to risk everything I owned, my very own freedom, because he asked me to selflessly stand by him no matter what the cost. I have loved someone enough to share with him my love, my life, and everything I had just to see him smile. I have loved someone enough to let him go so that he could move on with his life and find happiness with someone else when I could no longer make him happy. I have been a fool in love with someone who never loved me and a fool in love with someone who no longer does. As a fool in love, I have tormented myself remembering all that we shared, everything I felt, that I still feel sometimes - wondering if he ev

With Me Tonight
I sit alone here tonight, Just tryin' to pass the time, Now here you come, And I'm undone...... You take a hold of me, And I can hardly breathe, But you've been gone so long, And we both moved on, So tell me why..... Are you with me tonight? Just when I think you're gone, I realize I'm wrong, You're only a memory, Still stronger than I'll ever be, But I know the truth, I never meant a thing to you, It's like you threw me away, But a part of you had to stay, You're still inside me, And you won't let me be..... You take a hold of me, And I can hardly breathe, But you've been gone so long, And we've both moved on, So tell me why.... Are you with me tonight? I gotta drive out the memory, Hafta to rid myself of the you in me, Cuz if I never forget, I'll always regret, Letting you go, Letting our love go cold, There's nothing I can do anymore, I've tried it all before, And I don't wanna live this way, Baby, you're killing me, You take a hold of m

What Does A Woman Want????????
Why Do Women Think That If Their Man Works All The Time TO Pay All The Bills, Because She Hasn't Worked In 6 Weeks That He Is Cheating????????? Ladies Here Is Your Chance To Tell All The Men Out There What It Is That You Want!!!!

Stuff
If any of you have a myspace go add me just let mt know your from Cherrytap! http://www.myspace.com/tmcmickle If any of my friends here on cherrytap have a myspace also please add me http://www.myspace.com/tmcmickle! This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 []

"me"
Ok I know everyone on here seen my main picture floating all over the place from the blast, peoples friends list, people comments on pix and profiles....You know the picture I was exposing my legs and all...*Hmmmmm* Well If you noticed I've changed my picture to a plan "Jane" pic and I was testing to see if my page would be hit up as much as if I kept the other picture up....Well it just proved to me just that... most folks just wanna see tits and azz...Well folks you not gonna get it from me...That pic that I had up will be the most you will see from me...*lol* but I luv you guys anyway..*hehe* HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND LAST FOR 2006...I PUT THIS IN A BULLETIN BUT I GUESS MY FRIENDS AND FANS ARE SLEEPIN' SO I'M MAKING THIS ANNOUCEMENT UNIVERSAL...*LOL* PLEASE COME VOTE FOR ME I WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE ALL THE LUV AND COMMENT BOMBING IS DEFINITELY ALLOWED... THANX CHERRY FAMILY ~SEXY AZZ BUTTAFLI~ http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=212506&albumid=15

Nasty Freak Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/ eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........ star

Soldiers
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

Oh No
I am going to physical therapy for my back. When i get there, they ask me my pain level, itsnear a 4 or 5 , somedays a 8 or 10. but it never fails when i leave, i am in more pain than when i started. so today i went and signed ion, did a couple a stretches and snuck out..................now i feel much better Yuck

Just Stuff
(Click Here) Free Music Videos Provided by GOVideoCodes.com! Yes I know stuff is mis-speld but thats how the song/track on my CD has it an says it Dear Thanta, I would like 2 giant candy caneth, a bag of gumdropth, 2 dothen hershey kisseth, thom thugar babies, poprockth and a case of pepthi thankth thara Dear Sara, How about a toothbrish and some fruit with your no talking self. Sounds like you could eat corn though a picket fence. You better see a dentist. And you need a case of "pepthi" like i need a case of HIV! Santa Dear Santa, I told my mommy if I dont get a puppy this year, I'll hold my breathe till I turn Purple. I MEAN IT DAMMIT. Bobby Dear Bobby PLEASE......... After you wake up with a migraine, you might look good in purple. Forget the Puppy, you done even deserve a SKUNK. You know you got some serious discpline issues. What you need is a black mommy like I had with a big bar of LYE Soap to wash out your filthy little mouth. Then you can try on your ne

Va
Been working on getting my updates together to send in as I may be with out computer access for a couple days and getting those ready to go in ahead of time, so all of you can still see my sexy updates on time. Speaking of just update is www.motoxgirl.net www.naughtyalyse.com Then did a few custom videos that I had to get out so my customers would be happy. And then packed and packed, and my living room is full of boxes and I still have more packing to do lol. So I am hoping to wind it up tomorrow. We decided we were renting our place out here and have helped a lady out at the grocery store that we have known for a long time, so its good to give someone a good home to stay in pretty cheap and here at the holidays as well. Kisses Alyse This upcoming weekend we move back to VA where we use to live year and half ago!!! It will be so nice to see the mountains again!! I just hate the snow and cold, but will get use to it once again. The cool thing is this time

Questionare
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/ eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .......

Spin The Bottle
SPIN THE B0TTLE > > > The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" > > > > > > 1. A KISS ON THE CHEEK > > > > > > 2. JUST A PECK ON THE LIPS > > > > > > 3. A L0T OF POPPING KISSING > > > > > > 4. I WOULD KISS YOU ON THE LIPS > > > > > > 5. I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH YOU > > > > > > 6. i will bang u > > > > > > 7. I WOULD TRY TO FUCK YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! > > > > > > 8. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOU ALL NIGHT LONG > > > > > > If you do not repost this you will have bad relationships for the rest of your life!!! > > > > > > Don't Be Scared To Tell Them The Truth And Dont Be Joking!!!!!

More Funnies....hehehe :p
or it could leave you with your jaw dropped one night! :P At times nature can be cruel but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine.Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish! Laughter is good for the soul. Have a Great Day! Better have a box of Kleenex handy!! This is pretty funny stuff!! I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see

Be Real Or Fuck Off
Doesn't it suck when people lie to you. Or better yet when people say one thing yet do something totally opposite. Or how about when people smile and say something polite but really mean "Fuck You". I especially hate it when people judge your future on their perception of your past. I mean shit, we've all made mistakes I mean Fuck people I am over them who the hell are you to hang on to the bullshit? In the old days (midieval times)the kings and noblemen would hold archery competitions and when a person would miss the mark it was called a sin and typically were given one or two more attempts if in fact they did hit the mark they were forgiven the one that missed and the errant shot was stricken and forgotten. If you look up the word forgive-- {1 a : to give up resentment of or claim to requital for b : to grant relief from payment of 2 : to cease to feel resentment against (an offender) : PARDON } Bottom line is this: *People Fuck Up *Mos

Romantic Ideas
1. Make a little loving gesture every day. 2. Bake homemade cookies together. 3. Take a bubble bath together. 4. Walk on the beach in the moonlight. 5. Put a note in a romance novel saying, "The story is great but our own love story is the best". 6. Put a single red rose on the seat of your lover's car before they go to work. 7. Give her your jacket when she is chilly. 8. Compose a list: "101 Reasons Why You're the Greatest" Write each reason on a separate square of paper. Wrap them in a fancy gift box. 9. Sprinkle perfume on to light bulb. When light is turned on the scent of the perfume will fill the room. 10. Take a picture of yourself in the most sexy outfit possible. Hide in a secret spot in your house and leave him or her clues on how to get there. Watch the sparks fly! 11. Put a blindfold on your lover and drive them to a place where you have a blanket, candles, strawberries, sparkling drinks, and a rose. Park the car and take off the blindfold

Think About Your Figure
The human body was designed to be healthy. It was designed to be energetic, lean, agile, and resilient at healing. It was designed to succeed at living. The human body has tremendous potential for ultimate vitality, but the challenge is providing it with the right materials to harness this potential. http://www.enivamembers.com/Vibe_4NEW.aspx?ID=272386 I have always been been one of the many that have an high matabulism but the down side is if i don't take in the right Nutrients I run out of steam quick. I always enjoy telling others about information I find Hope I can help YOU.

Science And Discoveries
I'm really starting to like this guy...he has brought us a lot of understanding about the solar system and was a great scientist...here are some of his views on religion, and then there are a couple that I'm not too sure what they are in reference too.... 1. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. [Carl Sagan] 2. Such reports persist and proliferate because they sell. And they sell, I think, because there are so many of us who want so badly to be jolted out of our humdrum lives, to rekindle that sense of wonder we remember from childhood, and also, for a few of the stories, to be able, really and truly, to believe--in Someone older, smarter, and wiser who is looking out for us. Faith is clearly not enough for many people. They crave hard evidence, scientific proof. They long for the scientific seal of approval, but are unwilling to put up with the rigorous standards of evidence that impart credibility to that seal. [Carl Sagan] 3. One of the saddest less

Open Letters
Dear Santa, Thank you for the early Christmas "gift", it has made me feel a beautiful happiness which i have not felt in a very long time. It is wonderful to be able to smile like this and giggle like a little girl. Because you were kind enough to send such an amazing "gift" early i will not be leaving milk and cookies for you. Instead you will have a Don Carlos Robusto cigar and a bottle of Remy Martin XO cognac waiting for you. Sincerely, b Dear Santa, Here it is another year and i find myself writing to you this little wish list of what i would love to receive for Christmas, not in any particular order: 1. Yummy leather boots on the feet of Him for me to curl up under in front of a warm fire. 2. His large expansive hands skilled at warming my tushy with a spanking, flogging, whipping, paddling, canning, or any other form of impact play He might get in the mood for. 3. His loving, kind, patient, understanding, playful, protective, and of course sadistic personality. 4.

It's My Birthday And Know 1 Noticed
OH my today was my birthday and i got shit piss all from any of u only 2 people said happy birthday then a nother 1 that wasnt even my friend at the time but i have 200 frinds and nothing that shows me alot ya so i allways rember dam but whatever dont expect me to get u any thing b lucky if i type happy b-day i guess i should ask you 4 help any more cuz most of you wont do it and u expect me to help u and repost 4 u but u wont do that for me MEH

Moooo Lol
hey imm bored as hell so if i gave u my # CALL ME lol on the cell i was fuckin use how fucked up is that fuck fuck fuck god damnit mother fucker shit shit bich shit fuck (i would go on but i have done it enough today) and last but not least MOTHER FUCKER i would like a cookie plz

Promise
Today sucked, hard core. well most of you who know mw know that I work at a school and am a teachers aid for 25 kinders and I also have my own three children when I get home. So most think I am nuts but I would love to be at work instead of home at this point today, I had a dentist appt. there were to see why i was in so much pain. well I figured work on a few teeth, a few fillins so on. nope. They decided to pull a tooth and in the process, pulled my jaw out of place and cracked my jaw bone. Now if you really Know me you would think that I am just fine. NOT I passed out on the living room floor, havent done that in awhile and last time I did I ended up in my birthday suite when I woke, lol, anyway I am in pain and the pills make me goffy, k now that I just pretty much picked on my self talk to ya all laterz. ~COPE~ Come Bomb me in this contest I am so behind. Thank you Justin came home today, Yay, but he can't go back to school till at least monday t

Writings In Erotica!
The portions of a woman that appeals to man's depravity, is constructed with considerable care, And what appears to you and me as a simple cavity, is really an elaborate affair. And doctors that have bothered to examine this phenomena on numerous experimental dames, Have searched the lower regions of the feminine abdomina, and given them delightful Latin names! There's the vulva, the vagina, the jolly perineum, and the Hyman which is sometimes found in brides, And lots of other gadgets you would love if you could see'em, the clitoris and god knows what besides! So isn't it a pity, when common people chatter, on these matters to which I have referred, That they use for such a sweet and delicate a matter, Such a short and unattractive word?

Hmmmm
I uploaded a new pic. Its a dear friend, how do i tell her about it? I found it at www.haveagoodlaugh.com.... wow, the internet is small I don't drink anymore after 10 years...... I don't mind if my friends drink, Have fun..... my pet peeve is this.... How can a person put a time limit on drinking.....? I used to hear...its toooooo early to drink.. if the damn liquor store opens, then that means its time... Ya know i worked the 3rd shift and got off at 6 am, and in California inthe summer, a tasty wine cooler or 22oz brewskie was a lovely way to relax.............. Do you think its a time limit to drink?

Support Our Troops
just keeping you in the loop so you will know whats going on in case this takes off.red fridays---very soon ,you will see a great many people wearing red every friday. the reason?americans who support our troops used to be called the silent majority. we are no longer silent,and are voicing our love for god,country,and home in record breaking numbers .we are not organized,boisterous or overbearing.we get no liberal media on tv,to reflect our message or ore opionions. many ameracanes,just like you,me and all of our friends,simpley want to recognize that the vast majorof america supports our troops.our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this friday and continues each and every friday until our troops come home our men and women afar will wear something red, by word of mouth,pressand tv.letsmake the u.s.a on every friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. the first thinga soldier says when asked

♠life♠
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Dispatcher's
Did Santa bring it A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, Sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." A Dispatcher's Prayer From those of us behind the mic who never really see the sights We give to you the honor and respect you so deserve, With hope of being comrades and seen for what we're worth. I'm not on the accident scene to see the blood and gore, I see the answers in yo

Surveys
Nothing but Sex! You may want to be alone when filling this out! 1. Favorite poisition: Doggie 2. Favorite place to have sex: any room in the house 3. Favorite thing to give during sex: Blowjob 4. Favorite thing to recieve during sex: it's a tie between a spanking and having my nipples twisted 5. Most times you had sex in one night (doesn't have to be with the same person): 17 6. Ok now i'm curious, most people in one night: one 7. Ever had sex with the same sex? No 8. Do you want to? No, not my cup of tea but u never know what might happen during a 3some. Anything above the belt is ok. 9. Anything you'd like to try but haven't, and why? can't think of anything, I've been lucky - oh wait a 3some 4 some more some 10. Do you like to watch people have sex? I'd rather be having the sex, but someone has to holdthe camera I guess 11. Do you like to be watched having sex? Yes 12. Ever try anal? Yes ain't nothing wrong with the butt love 13. Ever been /thrown an orgy? no 14. E

Bikers Against Child Abuse
BACA Mission Statement CLICK TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BACA Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA) exists with the intent to create a safer environment for abused children. We exist as a body of Bikers to empower children to not feel afraid of the world in which they live. We stand ready to lend support to our wounded friends by involving them with an established, united organization. We work in conjunction with local and state officials who are already in place to protect children. We desire to send a clear message to all involved with the abused child that this child is part of our organization, and that we are prepared to lend our physical and emotional support to them by affiliation, and our physical presence. We stand at the ready to shield these children from further abuse. We do not condone the use of violence or physical force in any manner, however, if circumstances arise such that we are the only obstacle preventing a child from further abuse, we stand ready to be that obstacle.

In Recent Adventures In Love!? I Sit Trapped In This Cell, Waiting For The Right Moment. Deserving Your Love I Do, So Insearch Is Where It Leaves Me.
In recent adventures in love!? I Sit trapped in this cell, waiting for the right moment. Deserving your love I Do, so insearch is where it leaves me.

.the End Of Me.
put a gun to my head. feed me bullets for breakfast. it will be the sweetest meal. that i have ever tasted. no regrets. no worries. it's hard to know someone cares. when no one speaks. when you are alone. how can you know someone. unless you are always with them? doesn't make sense. put a gun to my head. feed me bullets for lunch. tell the other kids. this is one thing i wont share. i have shared everything else. but this one thing is for me. this is something they. can not take away from me. this is not like everything else. put a gun to my head. feed me bullets for dinner. tell my family to say grace. i will be not be down for dinner. too many times. i have let them down. but this time. i will not be down for dinner. put a gun to my head. feed me bullets for dessert. it is the sweetest thing. that has ever touched these lips. you were the second thing. but not by far. so will you please. tell them to stop walking on me. even after they feed

Lost Souls
What I do today will determine who I will be tomorrow. Busy making plans for tomorrow, living life today, reflecting on yesterday... All these combined together is the circle of life. Are we born only to die? What about the in between times? Tomorrow...will it come? Will I finish out the day? Yesterday has come and gone. Was it a good day?...Yes. What is it that I seek...do you seek it as well? Is it here or there...where must I look? Is it something real, or something in which I feel. Is it fate, or faith I'm looking for. Or, is it just simplly you? Our paths have crossed. Do we now walk the same road, can we swap shoes and will they fit. Is this who we are, or am I who you are looking for. Why are you around every corner...behind every tree, waiting for me to find you. I lookked there once...do I return and look again or shall I move on to find you there, waiting once again. And what if I don't see you...do you come to me. Shall I wait for you...Are you waiting for me. When will the

Hi
My name is Michael, I am the proud father of twin boys, Christopher Anthony, and Kain Alexander, they are 10 months old. I am Musician. I play Southern Rock. if theres a way to do it Ill upload some of my music later for yall to hear.

Times
Everyone thank you all so much for the prays and the nice words that you all have said to help me with my brother. He is doing so much better. He is actting like my brother tell me how he is going to kick my ass or one thing or another. He can not want to out drink me. I just want to say thank you all so much. He wil never walk or have any feeling from the chest down so that will never change. I just know who my friends are. *Holly Ann* So, I looked at my best friend and told her we need to talk. She looked back at me like she did someting wrong so I quickly asked her if she wanted to get a piercing with me. "What?" We then went to Wingnut and asked about this specific peircing we wanted to get and they thought I was crazy cuz my hands were flying everywhere... I was a lil nervous... We wanted to know EVERYTHING!!! Being the smart girls that we are, before we actually got peirced, we went back to my place and checked it out on the internet. Pictures, stories, and jewelry.

Where Is He
where is he Current mood: lonely the one that save me from the darkness form all the people that want to put u down from those that hate me the one that uderstand me for the person u are not they way u look dosent judge u for the dum thing u do the one that think ur dum expressions are adorable the one that make u feel special make ur heart skip a beat no matter how far he is u still want him make u feel understood no one else matter but him where that guy that dosent lie to u the one that the one u cant stop thinking about the one that hold u close the one that kiss ur tear the one that keep comeing back even if u keep pushing him away the one that make u feel like it just the two of u in the room the one that make u not able to breath the one that make u feel like u cant live with out him the one u want to live the rest of ur life with were is that guy the one that keep his promisses the one that make u feel better when u sick and at ur worst tell u ur beautiful and means

Thoughts And Words
Ok, so the actual anniversay is tomorrow December 13 but I'm going to go ahead and post this up today. It was on this day 5 years ago that death metal legend and forefather Charles "Chuck" Schuldiner passed away at the age of 34. You see this isn't just another case of "oh another rockstar died, no big deal" because this is far more different. You see Chuck was diagnosed with what started out to be a brain tumor that later turned cancerous and in which case ultimately caused his death. But in the wake of all that it didn't break his spirit or get him down one bit, he was still writing the follow up to the first Control Denied album (his 2nd band outside of Death) and was also still doing tours as to raise money to be able to afford treatment for his cancer. I remember the day it happened, I was a senior in high school in my Web Design class and remember opening up the web browser and seeing it in the top news of the day, I was shocked and I didn't want to believe it but I knew that his

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You Know You're From South Jersey When... You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan. You've actually found the Echelon Mall. Your uncle is in the mafia. You or your friends have Lyme Disease. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence

Pain Pain Pain
If I scream real loud Will you hear my cry Or the pain I feel inside. If I scream real loud Do you think the mirror That watches me cry Will break If not i'll break it I'M so tired of the tears falling from my eyes And resting on my breast If I scream real loud Do you think he would wonder why And if I told him why Do you think he would care I don't think so I don't think so...not at all I guess i should yell inside I maybe the only one listening So why not scream loud..... I should I am I'm going to keep screaming Screaming out loud until my vocal cords Die!!!!! I just lost one of the most important people in my life I am so crushed and hurt and now i lost another ver important person....one by death....one by pure i don't know what to call it...i'm so hurt i was fin dealin gwith the first now i just can't do this I dont know wht to do what do i do the pain has intensified....i dont think i spellled that righ tbut i

Iktpq
i've seen Hatebreed 4 times. and HealTheseWounds 3 times. hehe; i love it. those other three blogs were dumb. i miss being obsessed with heal these wounds and i killed the prom queen. now it's all about the musicals, green day, and in this moment. still madly in love with jamey jasta, but that will never change. he's still hot, even being fourteen years older than me? i wanna work at build-a-bear. real bad. perfect job. need it. call me back plz. imangine writing lesson plans while organizing a store based around creating a child's best friend. i'm so tired. i probably shouldn't be doing this, and instead be sleeping. i need to get my text books for this semester. hm. procrastination at it's finest. by the way, dean winchester is hottest dressed as a priest, well. besides being shirtless. oh jensen ackles. love. The Rocket Summer. mmmm, so amazing. yeah, looking at my last one it said i've seen hatebreed four times, and heal these wounds 3 times. yeahhh, i get to see hateb

Da Bears!
WBBM 780AM ChicagoListen to Da Bears Live! Chargers, Bears have most Pro Bowlers (Dec. 19, 2006) -- The San Diego Chargers will power the American Football Conference's 2007 Pro Bowl squad with a conference-high nine players -- the most in franchise history -- when the AFC faces the National Football Conference All-Stars, the NFL announced today. The game will be played on Saturday, February 10, in Honolulu, Hawaii (CBS, 6 p..m. ET). Nine members of the AFC roster are first-time All-Stars, including Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers, in his first year as a starter, and three of his San Diego teammates. The Chargers own the conference's best record at 12-2. Helping Rivers at the AFC's quarterback position will be Indianapolis' Peyton Manning and Carson Palmer of Cincinnati. Manning leads the NFL in touchdowns (26) and passer rating (99.0) and will start for the AFC in his seventh trip to Aloha Stadium. The Colts' QB led all NFL players in Pro Bowl fan balloting with 1,1

Waiting...
I saw this in my bulletins and well it just fits.. Hope you enjoy. I LOVE YOU!! At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. You mean the world to someone. If not for you, someone may not be living. You are special and unique. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later you will get it. Always remember the compliments you recevied. Forget about the rude remarks. Always tell someone how you feel about t

Short Stories
He sat in a darkened corner, lost deep in thoughts. He was aware of the lack of fact in his thoughts, he knew that they were the product of his imagination, but he could not make them stop. Paranoia had crept into his mind over the passing days. It had started to work it's way into his every thought. "Why" was the question that fed them, and they expanded wider and wilder in his mind. He tried desperately to hold on to facts that he knew to be true, to have patience to find the answers to his questions instead of his assumptions, but the weight of the assumptions was crushing his spirit. He was lost in the thoughts spawned from paranoia, fed by experience, he was being consumed, almost eaten, by them. "Why" resonated louder and louder in his mind, demanding an answer, not resting for anything. He had had similar situations in the past where his paranoia had been true, but was ignored. This time he was sure it was only paranoia, but it wouldn't be ignored. The whiny "i told yo

Phoney Smiles & Fake Hellos
So anyways it's a sunday evening and i'm bored out of my head, so I thought i'd do a blog on fake people...Why are there so many fake people around? I hate it so much. We all have good friends in our lives, but why is it sometimes you fall out with someone, You think you know really well. You apologise and then they're like "it's ok, mates again, i'm sorry too" etc. The next few days everything's ok, you're talking to them and having a laugh and everything's good. Then the next minute it's dead...I think people really need to get a grip on reality because it's not all about them all the time, we all have feelings, and when they're like that it can be really upsetting. So why be like this?If I upset anyone I always do my best to apologise and make it up to them, Sure i've done my fair share of upsetting people in the past, But hasn't everybody?I'm just sick & tired of these people and I really haven't got time for them anymore, so here's to all the fake mothafuckas out there... FUCK YO

A Bunch Of Blah!
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type? I know im pretty young, but I've had my share of shitty as guys. I started to think after a while that I wasn't going to find anyone good and all of that. Of course everyone goes through that. I knew I'd grow out of it, I just wanted it to be a Right now kinda thing. I got tired of being alone and now Im not. I met a great guy off of this site that makes me feel so good. He's wonderful and does all sorts of sweet stuff for me. His smile is amazing.I just spent all weekend with him and the minute he left me to go home I was missing him. I can't see myself getting tired of him and I dont want too! I know I haven't known ya that lo

Life
For a few days now, I've been thinking about life and family and friends. My mother died when I was 7. My grandmother died before I was concieved. My grandfather died a few years back. My other grandparents are getting old and the things they are capable of doing are slowly diminishing (if you ever meet my nana, don't get her started on politics). My father has had several bouts with cancer. My aunt went on disability back in the beginning of this year because of a screwup when they did surgery on her a few years back. I hope the years she endured working in pain did not worsen her condition. I have not seen or spoken to my uncle, his wife or his children since my mom died. We don't talk about them. My other aunt was there for 9/11, and it hit her hard. She has had psychological problems since. My best friend has been having horrible nightmares since our rollover. These are just a few among many. I've sat and thought about what I want out of life... Basically I came up with these: my

Contest...
Voting will begin on wednsday night and go on till sunday to be fair, but no votes before that time!!!! And for god's sake 1 vote and ranking per person for a contestent per day, if more than 1 comment is left they will not count!! Comments will count as 2 points and ranks as 1 point. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 178906743 ]

Advice For Guys
Timeless bits of wisdom for guys. Trust me when I say I know these things to be true. Women HAVE confirmed the following 'rules'. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you

Ever Feel Alone
as it says do you ever feel alone even tho you have lots and lots of friends... some times I feel like that like right now I have lots a frinds and for some reason I feel Im alone or when Im with friends I feel the same way alone like Im not even there..... ever feel alone cause I feel alone right now...

The Difference Between Strength And Courage
It takes strength to be firm It takes courage to be gentle It takes strength to stand guard It takes courage to surrentder It takes strength to be certain It takes courage to h ave doubt It takes strength to fit in It takes courafe to stand out It takes strength to feel a friend's pain It takes courage to feel your own pain It takes strength to hide your own pains It takes courage to show them It takes strength to endure abuuse It takes courage to stop it It takes strength to stand alone It takes courage to lean on another It takes strength to love It takes courafe to be loves It takes strength to survive It takes courage to live If you feel you have neither, May the world hug you today With it's warmth, and love. And may the wind carry a voice That tells you there is a friend Sitting in another corner of the world wishing you well.

Oh What A World I Am In.
I have never felt this strongly for someone ever. It is like I am in a dream and I am going to wake up at any min. He is just so perfect and I am so afraid it is not real. I pinch myself everyday. I am the luckest woman alive. He makes me feel like a real woman. The intense converstion, the love making, the feelings I have never felt are coming out to him. He is my soulmate. I think I have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. He loves my daughter to pieces. He loves my large messed up family. He loves me, every inch of all my imperfections, all my flaws. Everything.:) He is deff that one I am going to grow old with. I just am extrememly happy. I never want to feel saddness again.

New To Cherry Tap
Yeah so I\'m new to this :- It seems ok, but not really something I\'m going to be using a lot. If you\'d like to see more of me you can check me out on stickam.com. Link ---> www.stickam.com/profile/jennypalmpizzo I\'m almost always live if I\'m at home so come chat :)

Word Games
I lay you upon your bed of roses Soft the petals sweet the scent And thorns which tear the flesh The red of roses The red of blood Deep is the color of their joining Exquisite are the textures The sharp softness Awaken long forgotten dreams You cry out not Just a soft sigh A murmur from deep within Lost in a world of visions Seen by you alone The color of roses If a person is a flag waver, it doesn't bother me so much, when it becomes mandatory to wave flags I get concerned. It also concerns me when people start tossing out terms like KKK or NAZI. Good arguments do not need hyperbole to make their point. I would hate to see good points dismissed out of hand. Not everyone who serves is a hero. Not everyone who goes to war is a hero. I know I have been there. A hero is the guy that jumps on a grenade. By calling everyone hero the sacrifices of true heroes are diminished. Which brings us to the main point. The use of words in this country especially

Forgotten Chapter
Head of the Forgotten Chapter- BLOOD N ROSES BLOODS ASST.- XX The Genetic Freak XX XxPixiexX Natasha Nosferatu sexy woman Nikodemous SatanicWitch The Legendary AXL SXEisBACK Evil Deadly Whispers Babyluv69

Tantra
Erotic or sexual tantra is a very ancient spiritual discipline. Tantra, tan – to stretch and tra – to save, is often together translated as extension or uniting body and mind. Tantra is both the name of a certain doctrine and a certain category of texts belonging to the doctrine, the TANTRA-s. The tradition even in India was kept very closed as there were and still are very strict rules for the sexual behavior of the Hindus. Often there would be wild rumors about what happened amongst the sexual Tantrics, as very little accurate information was given. Still today very little accurate information is given by the people performing tantra as this information is usually only given from teacher to student exactly through initiation. Much of the so-called Tantric teaching in the west today is based upon very scarce knowledge of the original Tantra. Basics Tantra has become increasingly more popular in the west mostly though taught as a kind of advanced approach to sex. Tantra

Philosophical Questions
I thought only nice people got fucked over?? I'm not a nice person so why is it happening to me??!!?? If there's anything in this world I can't stand, it's somebody who makes you a deal, makes a promise and, for no reason at all, changes their mind. It's one thing if the deal or promise means nothing to you, but it's another thing when it's something important, something you want, something you've counted on being one way. I was supposed to make partner at my law firm. One of the other associates is too. We were supposed to have equal shares and buy out the current owner over the next five years. Well, behind my back, they completely changed the terms of how the buyout's going to work (that part is actually good for me) but now the other associate is getting 1% more than me to start. It means very little as far as money and he's even agreed that despite the ownership differential, he will agree to split the profits equally. But, if we're the only two owners, then I get no

The Meals Of Life
Humans are a silly, unpredictable, imperfect species. And there isn’t a day that goes by that I’m not thankful to be a part of all of that imperfectness. On a regular basis, we make mistakes that force us to learn more about our work, our daily lives, and the love that even the most hardened of hearts looks for while we continue to breath. And we make every attempt to remember these feelings when the people that we have shared them with leave our lives, whether it is on a permanent basis through death, or because of relationships that have moved on, disintegrated, or, were built on foundations that were not strong enough to last. Portions of this “remembrance”, those thoughts that strike a cord in our cortex when presented, are the songs and music that thread their way through a relationship. Most all of us can dredge up memories when listening to music that was special in a relationship. I still get weepy when hearing “Dust in the wind” by Kansas, “Let it be” by the fab four, and

Akiane
About Akaine An internationally recognized 11-year-old prodigy, considered the only known child binary genius, in both realist painting and poetry. • Selected as 1 of 20 most accomplished visual artists in the world by Tribute Entertainment (London) and ABI (United States). • Kids Hall of Fame inductee. • An author of two books "Akiane: Her Life, Her Art, Her Poetry" and "My Dream is Bigger than I - Memories of Tomorrow" Strength - Aged 7 Prince of Persia - Aged 8 The Planted Eyes - Aged 8 The Journey - Aged 9 To visit her website http://www.artakiane.com/home.htm

Poppin My First Blog Cherry
i AM SAYING HI TO ALL OF YOU THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG WELL SORRY ITS BORING Hey I have been around for awhile and still have questions... this place rocks better than my space better than face book .... Just got home from work I am bored cause my roommate is out of town and I and I am lonely... Damn I nee a life and a man ... Thats good Taking aplications for my new man ... been awhile freak has been on her leash too long... ok so this is just sorta random thoughts but they are mine

I Believe This.
Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96 Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98 Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99

A Letter To Santa
A LETTER TO SANTA.......December 26, 1998 Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, filled with illusion I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls do you have leaving me a Fucking, Yoyo, a stupid whistle and a pair of Socks! What the Fuck were you thinking, you Fat Son of a Bitch, that you've take

Life
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them. Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Hold your head up b

Me
hey all no idea how this site works or really do i care to be honest which honest is one thing i am!!! I do have another profile with pictures and information about me so if you wanna know about me then check the following link out and thats where you will find me and probably best to contact me through there too as i doubt ill spend much time here as bit too strange for me!!! http://vics80.hi5.com Happy viewing if you come check me out!!!

What Do U Think Of This ?
Add this music player and/or G.No aka Latin Bird as a friend. Add this music player and/or G.No aka Latin Bird as a friend. My new album "Latin Bird" will b released soon.. a mix between my latin origins (spanish & italian) and Black music (that Smoke from Playa brings..) Hope u will like it all ciao!!

Friends
Why is it that no matter what I do it goes wrong for me. I have a great job, but someone that I work with is such a bitch that it makes it hard for me to be there. I am going to school and am finding it hard to keep my mind in it any more because of other problems. My love life is in the toilet right know and probably never come out because the one person that I want to be with wants to just be friends, because she is afriad that if we dated me might end up hating each other and never talk again. To that I say you never know unless you try. What does it matter because I am the nice guy that no one wants to be with. I would do anything for her and pretty much have for the most part. Their is one thing that she wants me to do and I can't, because I am in love with her. I can't just go out and meet someone and date them because of that. I want to hang out with her and have good times like we used to but it seems like she is pushing me away for some odd reason. Words can't even b

My Day To Day B/s !!
Hi well its my first couple of days here and I still cant figure out things lol. I need to chat w/one of my new found friends and learn from them what ever they can share to help me along.I sorta like this place. I gess its ok. more later. peace out!

Hello Everyone
I just wanted to say hello to everyone and say thank all you that added me to their profiles. I've should have done before this but I've been really busy with my job and trying to invest in real estate. I hope everyone understand and will be talking to you all again really soon in the mean time take care of yourself and stay cool Paul

Diamond And Rust
Just because something or someone new comes into your life, the old never really goes away. Its like looking for a new dog, after the one you had for 18 years leaves you. You think you want an energetic, cute, cuddily puppy, but what you find you are drawn too is the one that has those eyes that look at you just like the one that left did, his fur has the same silky touch and his wet sloppy kisses give you the exact same feeling in the pit of your stomach. So, you may choose something or someone new, but the old always has a very special place in your heart. diamond- a thing of incredible beauty, taking years and years to create, polished to perfection, until it becomes a treasured thing, a symbol of everlasting love and loyalty. rust- a thing of incredible sadness,once a treasured object, transformed after years and years of neglect, into a thing unrecognizable.

My Birthday!
Click Here to get this from pYzam.com! Would you ____ me ? > > 1.date > 2.fuck, > 3.kiss, > 4.lick, > 5.be friends, > 6.hate, > 7.love, > 8.crush on, > 9.stare at, > 10.marry, > 11.please, > 12.tease, > 13.go out with, > 14.make out > 15.suck > 16.fight, > 17.help, > 18.hug, > 19.dance, > 20.hurt, > 21.all of the above, > > Repost this in 2 mins. and see how many people message u back saying one or more of these topics !!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying would u ____________ me > > Send me a message with your answers and then re-post for me to answer ect.

Living Real Life
Healing Jason Parsons I have stepped away from my life and writing sabbatical recently, and am really glad I did. See, I am blessed to have some truly amazing people as friends, and they sometimes need you to just be you. Be present. Be there for others. I went to a benefit last night for someone I do not believe I have ever met, but the good folks that were setting up the event are worth the risk, so I decided that is a good enough reason to go give to charity. Usually the Charity I give to is a stripper in Dayton, but like I said, Jason, Anna Faye and Kara have proven to me that if they care about something enough to set up a place to gather and donate time and money, that was good enough for me. They got an excellent turn out, raised some cash for their friend Parsons, and I think set a nice love karma vibe that he felt in his soul. I am sure he is highly medicated due to the burns he suffered in the house fire, but there is no way he remained numb to how much joy and celebratio

The Pumpkin Patch
The New York City Police Department is facing serious backlash after officers opened fire on three unarmed men in Queens, killing a 23-year-old who was supposed to get married this weekend. The shooting happened early Saturday as a group of men were leaving a strip club where they were celebrating the slain man's bachelor party. Police opened fire on the men's car after it rammed into an undercover officer and then hit an unmarked police van twice, according to New York authorities. Officers apparently thought one of the men had a gun and Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly wouldn't say if the car accidents were what prompted the plainclothes detectives to shoot the victims. The victims' car was riddled with bullets - 21 in all - hitting the groom-to-be, Sean Bell; Joseph Guzman, 31, who was in the front seat and was shot at least 11 times; and Trent Benefield, 23, who was in the back seat and was hit three times. Bell had two young children with his fiancée, ages three year

Goddamn Hoaxes!
http://www.snopes.com/military/flagfold.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/21gun.asp Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America F

Random Babblings From An Unsound Mind.
Feel like I'm losing touch with myself, and everyone else.And i can't bloody ASK anyone; that'd be rather pathetic.So I gotta suck it up and embrace this.Shit happens fer a reason, I guess.And if enough shit happens, I can always reinvent myself.No huge loss, aye? Back to sanity.And hate.Mmmm.There's a certain nameless clique at a certain nameless lounge.Anyone who knows me, knows wot I mean.The Ignorers.I want vengeance.Ideally, I'd like to cut each of their lying 2-faced scumbag faces off with a scalpel.But that's impractical.I can't let this hatred go.It poisons me.But just walking away isn't a option, I swore an oath.What does one do, when the ones who one swore an oath to can't/won't hold their ends up, hmmmm?I can't sit back and let karma handle this.Even though it is.It's not enough.I fester with hatred. I know some of them will read this.Make it known.Plain and simple I want a ban.And I want it known to me that I am indeed banned.I can thus move on with life. And though i

Blaa
ok so do you think that people are more honest about them selves on line than real life ? i have a friend thats going to ohio from RI to meet a girl for the first time leaving his life behind with no safety net douse anyone know about this stuff ever working out?

Shawna's Blogs
WELL I WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WILL BE WITHOUT A COMPUTER SO I WILL NOT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS WILL MISS YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE WEEK... WELL THANK YOU FOR ALL THE UNDERSTANDING.. HUGS SHAWNA Body: CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I m

Fuck Love
death of a juggalo death of juggalo jimmy I set waiting , hoping you'll call hours and hours pass no call at all I think its possible you know how it feels inside, when being alone a lil bit of u dies. Love surpasses all sense of time, leaving me hurt and bout to cry. I hold my tears inside, so you won't see, the weakness and pain inside of me. Do you think of him when your with me, cause I think of you in evreyone I see. Baby, all I want is your heart, that's all I've wanted from the start. Please don't leave me hurt and alone, cause damn it hurts like hell when your gone. In my heart you have a place, I want your love no mater how long it takes. Crazy it seems how I feel, but from my heart I swear, this shit is real. If you say that we're over I can take it, Even if I front and fake it. By Juggalo Jimmy 11/26/06 fuck luv FUCK LUV I'M NOT LUVED. I LUV SUM1 WHO I THINK JUST DOESN'T EVEN CARE. I GOT USED. LUV'S A BITCH. SO JUST LET THE CANCER OF MY HATE TAKE MY ASS AWAY.PL

Confession Of Mortality
These moments of morning are mine. The quiet solitude & darkness soothes my ravaged soul. In my own world out of space & time. Shared only with Venus & Chai. I don't want anyone else to to see my fragile hold. Even the Heavens only sigh. I suffer the birth of brightness. All the noisy cheer zenith brings about so bold. Longing for my mantle of darkness. But for a few breaths of starshine. The stage is empty & I'm alone, between those beats I am whole & the worlds are still mine. Come to me.. You're still clothed in some of my skin. I still have the tattered remains from where your heart grew too papery-thin. I wrote love poems on it with the blood of a bear and buried it in the forest snow. Mixed with my tears .. I see the sand flow through the years. A secret buried within, so deep not even the heavens can hear. Won't you be mine my razorblade valentine Come to me.. make the circle comp

Who Pissed Off Mr Kangaroo!
My 1st mum went well, thank you all. The choice, was having fruitcake or 1 month old Eggnog. Eggnog won, that tell you just how fucked up fruitcake is! If ya guys dont see me for awhile, it is because the duct tape finally gave out holding this piece of shit computer together! I was already looking at getting a laptop...this may have to happen sooner! Not sure why I just blogged this, but hey...there it is. Dont wont pics in your comment part, then go fuck yourself!

Veterans Issues
Full Ratings List from IAVA (Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America) Below is a complete list of the IAVA Congressional Ratings. State Grade Alabama Rep. Robert B. Aderholt C+ Rep. Spencer Bachus C+ Rep. Jo Bonner C Rep. Robert E. Cramer, Jr. A- Rep. Artur Davis A- Rep. Terry Everett C Rep. Michael D. Rogers C Senator Jeff Sessions F Senator Richard C. Shelby D Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski D Senator Ted Stevens D Rep. Don Young C+ Arizona Rep. Jeff Flake D Rep. Trent Franks C- Rep. Raul M. Grijalva C+ Rep. J.D. Hayworth C+ Rep. Jim Kolbe C Senator Jon L. Kyl D- Senator John McCain D Rep. Ed Pastor B+ Rep. Rick Renzi C+ Rep. John B. Shadegg C- Arkansas Rep. Marion Berry B+ Rep. John Boozman C+ Senator Blanche L. Lincoln B+ Senator Mark Pryor B Rep. Mike Ross A- Rep. Vic Snyder A- California Rep. Joe Baca A- Rep. Xavier Becerra B+ Rep. Howard L. Berman A- Rep. Mary Bono C

Blog Time!
ok so its been since last thanksgiving since i wrote a new blog, so i think its time i write a new one. as of then, i have gotten a new job as a groundskeeper at an apartment complex. its pretty damn sweet even though the job is pretty tough. ive been broke for the past 3 months, but now i finally have money to get my life back on track. ive stopped drinking as much as i used to, im in the process of quiting smoking, and im on a regular sleep schedule. ive met this really cool chick named stacy. she's awesome. i dont think she knows just how much i really like her, but on the other hand, maybe she does. ill leave that up to her to find out. i dont wanna push her away by being so strong... things are finally starting to look up...for now. all good things come to an end. but im not worried about it now. ill deal with it when the time comes. other than that nothing really much new has been going on. sooo i guess this is the end of this blog. ill write more when im not so

What Does It Mean To Be A Satanist
Ive been a member of the Church of Satan for several years now. I do wish that more people were familiar with the fact that there are other types of Satanists out there. It tends to be a pain in the ass living where I do since there are small groups of animal killing losers. So naturally be as I am very open about my beliefs I get lumped in with the nutjobs. But this is simply a minor annoyance since Im not one to care what the brainwashed right think. Hail Satan - Sufficiency - Completeness - "From moment of Birth to moment of Death, I am and ever shall I be." - Perfection - Self Acknowledgment - "Look around and be witness that there are none like unto me." - Mastery - Independence - "Even when down, there are none who may lift me without my consent. 1. As a Satanist I believe in the autonomy of the idividual. One should know thy self and develop thy own skills, character, and talent to the utmost. Be free to be thy own self. 2. As a Satanis

Poetry...
SUN WAKES IN HABIT AT BRISKFUL MORN HEART RECOGNIZES EARTH CONCIENSENESS YET. I STAY ASLEEP IN SO MANY WAYS EVEN WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT RAY BY RAY SOMEONE.PLEASE SOMEONE, BEING, FORCE SHOW JUSTICE. WAKE ME. FOR MY SUN HAS SET A THOUSAND LIGHTS BURNING ME TO SUICIDE WRETCHED SOUL TORTURING MY INSIDES RIVERBANKS, FILLED WITH RUNNING LILLY PADS I WANT TO RUN WITH THEM. AWAY FROM A SOUL GONE MAD CHORUS: FUGITIVE I AM TO MY OWN SOULS MIND ENSLAVED I AM TO BURNING LIGHTS IM GOIN BLIND I NEED A RESOLUTION TO ABOLISH MY INSANITY INFERIOR I AM.INFERIOR I STAND INFERIOR I AM TO THIS INFERIOR LAND BRUTAL INTAMACY HEATING UP EMOITONS HOW I WISH I COULD KILL THEM(HOW I WISH I COULD) POLLAND BLOWING IN THE WINDWITH A FLIRTATIOUS SWIRL AND A LONELY GIRL WANTS TO BLOW WITH THEM CHORUS Copyright ©2006

Confessions
Dear Phil...~*~ True Confessions and pouring my heart out~*~ Okay Look its 4 A.M I went out in my livin room after gettin off the phone with you and tried to watch tv didnt work because all I thought about was you. So I shut my tv off closed my eye's figureing it would help sure didnt because Im still tired as hell but can't sleep because All I think about is you. So I figure Id just write you and let you know exactly what is going threw my head for once I dont wanna wake you up so Im just going to tell you now and here while its on my mind. Look the reason I didnt know If i was sure i wanted to talk to you or not like anymore It really had nothing to be against you and I mean this really in the sincerest way it's not you it's me. You may or may not know Im not going to say you don't know how hard it is for me because honestly I dont know weather it is for you or not. But everytime I talk to you and everytime I hear you voice it pulls me back closer to you and its like it sucks m

Some Beautifull Things
I LOVE YOU!! At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. You mean the world to someone. If not for you, someone may not be living. You are special and unique. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later you will get it. Always remember the compliments you recevied. Forget about the rude remarks. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know. Too A Very Special Friend!!!!

In The Depth Of Shallowness...
Ok here is the deal. My friend Will's toughest thing that he has ever thrown us in D&D is having us go through Castlevania. Well on my birthday we are taking a group of lvl 60 characters through it... It will be a blood bath. The down side of up, the left side of somewhere else is where you can find the other side of comedy. Accidentally but the awesome GF's phone in the wash... I wont suck forever right?

Immigration, The Slow Invasion
Okay, so now it's getting kind of ridiculous. Here's the situation. My place of employment recently got a new director of human resources. He is a middle aged black guy with oily, curley hair. Since his appointment to the position, the quality of employees being hired has drastically declined. Actually, a majority of the newhires, and I am talking a vast majority, have been black as well. This has not gone unnoticed by those of us who have been there for a while. Especially since these new black guys are averaging about two weeks of work before they quit or get fired. The majority of them are lazy. They come to work at the very last second, then do the bare minimum required. There have even been several instances of these "young men" being found asleep at they're work stations. Now this is a heavy industrial facility. Sleeping on the job can be deadly. Not only to them. If it were just a danger to them, I would have no problem with it. But it could also get others killed. And to

No Cherry Here
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Mother
by Kelsey Y. Sheppard Gone but Not Forgotten You were so full of life, Always smiling and carefree, Life loved you being a part of it, And I loved you being a part of me. You could make anyone laugh, If they were having a bad day, No matter how sad I was, You could take the hurt away. Nothing could every stop you, Or even make you fall, You were ready to take on the world, Ready to do it all. But God decided he needed you, So from this world you left, But you took a piece of all of us, Our hearts are what you kept. Your seat is now empty, And it's hard not to see your face, But please always know this, No one will ever take your place. You left without a warning, Not even saying good-bye, And I can't seem to stop, Asking the question why? Nothing will ever be the same, The halls are empty without your laughter, But I know you're in Heaven, Watching over us and looking after. I didn't see this coming, It hit me by surprise, And when you left this

New To Me
ok im not even sure what this site is or what i can do on it. but it im having fun just clicking random shit and sending messages, send me a msg if someone out there is actually reading this. or add me to msn: feeltheeffect85@yahoo.com.au

Phoney People Come To Pray(or Prey...)...
Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? Should I talk slower like you're a retard Should I talk slower like you're retarded Yo they think you're dumb I think you're smart No, wait, I lied I think you're dumb They think you're dumb I think you're smart No, wait, I lied I think you're dumb Get it Get it Get it You just dont get it Get it Get it Get it You stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfuck Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Ar

Christmas Today.......
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Clement Clarke Moore Tweaked by TILTED 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, they were all drunk and soused; The stockings were hung by that ho over there, In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon find HIS pair The kids were asleep, Nyquil gone to their heads, While visions of excess kept them in their beds; And mamma in her teddy, climbed in my lap, We had just settled down for a long winter's *cough* nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew flashing my ass, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my traumatized eyes should appear, But Santa bent over, exposing his rear, That jolly old boozehound, so nauseous and sick, I knew by the stagger it must be

Stuff
only 17 days till xmas and i get laid off work worked there 5 years and i didnt get any notice just went into work monday and the wanker so called freind lays us off what a wanker and he aint even paid me the week money he owes wanker hope he chokes on his turkey oh well get to spend more time with the kids and missis i hear scrooge was a better boss

Recipes - Desserts
Litter Box Cake 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix 1 white cake mix 2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix) 1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies green food coloring 12 small Tootsie Rolls® 1 new kitty litter pan 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner 1 new pooper scooper Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently. Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixtu

Pisces
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Your Application
Your Application Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!! Send it back if you think you could get the job... :) Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere? [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at

Wiccan
Diana, Queen of the Serpents, Giver of the Gift of Languages In a long and strange legend of Melambo, a magian and great physician of divine birth, there is an invocation to Diana which has a proper place in this work. The incident in which it occurs is as follows: - One day Melambo asked his mother how it was that while it had been promised that he should know the language of all living things, it had not yet come to pass. And his mother replied: - "Patience, my son, for it is by waiting and watching ourselves that we learn how to be taught. And thou hast within thee the teachers who can impart the most, if thou wilt seek to hear them, yes, the professors who can teach thee more in a few minutes than others learn in a life." It befell that one evening Melambo, thinking on this while playing with a nest of young serpents which his servant had found in a hollow oak, said:- "I would that I could talk with you Well I know that ye have language, As graceful as your

Feelin Better About Shit
lately i have been really depressed, but finally i feel better. i believe i get depressed when i dont talk to someone . when i dont see him i get sad i cant go 10 minutes without thinking about him, he is the most sweetest man i have ever meet. when i see him my life lights up, i am the happiest person when i am with him. he makes me smile and laugh he has never mad me sad or mad that he could help anyways. this man means the world to me and i dont know what i would do with out him. if i ever lost him i am scared my life will fall apart. baby i love you with all of my heart and i am so scared to tell you..... hopefully one day soon you will realize how good we would be together........i would be the best women you could've ever dreamed of. i would treat you like the king you derseved to be treat like. i love you forever and always!!!

Bartender Philosophy
Every few weeks, there is a sort of merry holy war on the campus of UNL. Non-denominational fundamentalist christians come onto the campus and preach, generally spreading the general message that all homosexuals, Buddhists, Moslems and the majority of other Christians are going to hell (this week frats and sororities are added). It has one of the largest draws of students than any other event on campus, not to be saved, but rather entertained. Games have even formed up around this, todays being evangelical Bingo, where key words are placed on a bingo card and when they say it, you cross it off (I got three bingos today). In the past other entertainments have been the forming of a cookie monster cult, alternative readings from Tales of Asgard by a girl dressed as Thor (it was halloween), an alternative reading from an engineering Text book and other wonderful distractions. Some of the bible thumpers even bring their kids along parading them and teaching them the preaching ways, and

MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! This morning at 11:45 my grandmother passed away. She suffered for over 3 months with Conjestive Heart Failure. This is the woman who raised me and my siblings until I was 12 years old. She was more of a mother than a grandmother. Please keep my family in your prayers while we are going through these trying times. I need all the prayers that I can get. I am normally a very strong person, but I just can't seem to get my head straight to do what needs to be done for her funeral right now. Thank you in advance for all the prayers that we hope to recieve. Just wanted to wish everyone a very merry christmas. I hope you enjoy your holiday & all the new toys that we all hope to get. Please BE SAFE this holiday season.

Phenomenal Woman By: Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Freinds Sence Of Humor??
have a laugh today.. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown), who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only

For Your Reading Pleasure
A Cynics Guide to Life: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. It's always darkest before dawn. So

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sandra, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sandra told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sandra the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom

Insane Ramblings' And Other Simple Stuff!
Here my ass is moving Doing it all alone which is how I do most things in life not that I mind. I load my Uhaul, my bedroom, kitchen bath rooms and living room all loaded and head to my new place that I am writing this from and what, RAIN, LOTS OF IT! Arrrrrrg! I have a truck to unload, things to unpack. I would like to get settled into here for tonight but NOPE, it is raining, if I unload in it I'll just mess my nice stuff up, oh well. Guess I'll have to have the rental an extra day. Thank you all for your comments in the blog before this one. This is the end of my rant! Frank Here is my empty place But I have my laptop! Yay! 11 March, 2007 I65 North near Shepardsville Kentucy It was a nice sunny Sunday afternoon in North central Kentucy. I was on my regular route to Detroit Michigan like always. Traffic was moving along, in the middle lane was an old chevy. I was getting irritated by it, sitting there along side my 80,000lbs rig thinking If I blow A tire w

Hope
I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I hope you all stuffed your face with turkey as much as I did. I'm feeling still a little sore after the anual family football game but hey this year I came out of it with no broken bones!! YEAH FOR ME!! well I hope you all had a great thanksgiving!! KISSES

Marine Corps
I love the Marine Corps and what it stands for. I hate being an individual in the Marine Corps. I cant wait to get out. I am stuck here in Barstow, Cali. I have asthma so I am currently on a Eval Board. I was supposed to get separated in July. I dont know what I can do to speed this process up. They dont understand that they are messing with my life. Who do I tell and what do I tell them? I dont know. I wish that they would hury up and let me out. Even if I dont get med seped, there is no way in hell I am going to re-up! Grrrrrrr...

Opportunity Is Knockin'
I have something important to share with you. It's why your day job might not be giving you your next pay-check! And what you can do to protect yourself-now! A typical day job offers you zero long-term financial security. I'd like to show you something that puts you in control and puts YOU in front of the "money!" I could go on and on but I'm sure you get my drift. We are strangers so I don't know your personal situation. It may involve working for a difficult employer whose lifes purpose might be making yours miserable. Perhaps you work your butt off for an ungrateful company that pays you a pittance for all your blood, sweat and tears. Or perhaps you just long for a better lifestyle, being able to spend more time in life with your loved ones doing the things that you love. Apart from that, the really frightening thing is that tomorrow, your job could dissapear! For whatever reason you are reading this, you will find that the "progra

Once Again
Gettin in one of those moods once again. The kind of blah-fuck-your-life-fuck-the-world kind of moods. I feel like I wanna just scream at everyone, hit a few select people and have good cry so that I'll feel better....or at least convince myself that I'll feel better. I'm a great listener to everyone, I see myself as a great friend to people but can't seem to go to any of them when I need to. I wanna be able to go to someone instead of keeping it all in all the time, and I know there are a couple here I could do that with but Im not used to that so I know it won't happen. So this is kind of a waste of your time and my time...but I got nothing but time to waste.

Things You Remember As A Child
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Broken Promises
..Time holds all regrets in his mighty hand for you to see. He is a darkness so black and bold that he consumes your very being. You try to run and hide but no matter where you go he finds you. Time is the enemy, so strong and deadly. You can try and fight but what's the use, eventually he conquers you and binds you to his massive body and there you are for eternity, his slave. At his beck and call to fullfil his evil wishes at which he draws so much pleasure from. Time my evil master I am here at your feet begging you to set me free. It seems though the more I beg the tighter the chains that bind me to you become. I wept for you when you left. I cried sweet joyful tears when you returned. I gave you my heart and what did I get in return? Broken promises and half empty jestures of a love that was supposed to last forever. Tell me how can you go through life not truly feeling with your soul. I want you to know what it's like to have your heart shattered into a thousand tiny pieces wh

My Quizzes
Get Your Sexy Name Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 63% PureTake the Purity Test at NaughtyQ.com You Were Born Under: Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny. You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective. Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished. You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life. You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig. What Year Were You Born Under?

What Ticks Me Off
You know one thing that ticks me off? Well, i know halloween has come and gone and i know im probably to old to trick or treat, but i was takin my little sis around the neighborhood and we come to this house thats obviously rich. so, we ring the bell, do the whole 'trick or treat' thng and then, the lady drops a single miniture lollipop into my sis's bag. i mean, its tiny! now, thats not really what ticked me off. wat really ticked me off was when we got to this poor house, this lady opens the door and we see they're VERY poor. little furnitire, bad lighting, the works. anyway, this lady drops two huge lollipops into the bag. they mmusta been three times the size of the rich ladys lolloipop. I mean, how does that happen? leave ne a comment if you want to shed some light on this mystery.

Ct Virgin
OK well i have myspace and i never wrote a blog, so i thought i'd give it a shot here, you all seem awsome and very helpful. So i only have 1 question.... How the hell can i set up my page to look good ? Lol well i guess that wraps it up for now. xxxxxxx

My Beginnings
Love Something that's alwayz scared and yet intrigued me Something that can easily be misconstrue by others Something so complex yet so simple Love Something I've yearned for Yearned for on many levels and in many ways Let me explain I yearn for the love of others as friends To be accepted as the real me To be cared about at all times To be heard even at the darkest hours I yearn for the love of a lover Not only for sex like some look for But someone I can hold Someone I can entrust my soul in Someone I can share my needs and desires with Someone I can discover my true potential with I yearn for the love of a family A family that accepts me for my imperfections A family that has my back no matter what A family that knows the true me A family that doesn't dwell on my past mistakes But help me through the future I yearn for love at all degrees Love Something that's alwayz captivated Something that can easily be misapprehended Something that I've alwayz longed

Secret Wal-mart Shopping Tip
Afriend of mine went to wal-fart on black friday and was going to buy a computer the she had seen for around $500 when she went to the cashier to check out the computer came up as $199 they had to sell 8 computer at that price that were still on the shelves until they could change the price!!! this has happened to me but not with a computer it was a pair of saftey shoes that i got for about 75% off because some one screwed up entering the price code. now i check alot of stuff out on the scanners that they have all over the store and i find that this happens alot and you can benefit from it like i did. have fun everyone scotty/scott

Poems
COMMENT PLEASE! I WANNA KNOW ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE THESE BETTER! :-) Yesterdays Mile As i Lay here on the silky green layer, I embrace the magic of love deprived of me, hold me tight, seeing through my lonely amber eyes reflecting the pinnaple sunsets that ripple throut my face, The desired power over comes the erotic sin that only reflects yestersdays mile Loves Pathway love has no name, all just one big game, just another unforgetable stab, you look back at and sob, when you come to find it was all a joke the insanity takes all control, despite all my efforts, i plead to god to heal my shattered soul, please take these holes out of my heart, as if i am the moon, crated and incomplete, sufficated by the abysmal clouds i seek my way through just to find another path on the otherside Through My Eyes Deticated To: Ron-my boyfriend these ters grow stale beneathe my eyes as my desrie for life quietly dies, my heart grows

Why Won't It Snow?
Yah i was was so excited, This morning it was snowing, and I was soooo happy. The mud is gone, the borwn yicky raining weather is gone lol. Everything is now white and pretty!! It really made my day, I went out and played in it..haha I love the first snow fall of the year, and It's about time lol It won't snow where I am, I love the snow and I just want it to snow but It won't. What is christmas without snow? Christmas is only a month away..I need my snow...please hurry

Really Nice
There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not how unfair life is, or at who made you do it. She has to just look at herself in all her glory and imperfection. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Before you make this mistake, take a closer look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom, someone who has been chosen by God to go through things that have made her stronger. Think of all the great women in the Bible: Mary Magdalene, Ruth and Naomi, the woman with an issue of blood flow, and Esther, to name a few. Mary was a prostitute, a very uneasy woman. But by the time Jesus was done with her, she was His closest follower. Esther was unfortunate in marrying an abusive man, but by the time God was done with her, she had married one of the wealthiest men in the land.

Xxx Christmas
I'm on the hunt. Our company, a large software manufacturer, is having the company Christmas party catered in the penthouse of the largest hotel downtown. Being a programmer, I don't get much contact with the lovely young women who flock to the sales and marketing sections of the company. I'm looking for one in particular - Trudy Glass, the marketing specialist attached to my product line. Trudy is slim and petite, with long red hair that flies like a flag behind her as she strides - no, that's not it. Trudy canters. She wears these 3" and 4" black spaghetti strap FuckMe heels, which on her long slim legs reminds me of the way a young filly canters. Trudy is convinced she doesn't have enough tits (she tells me she is a 34B+, just like her grades in school), so she is always using push-up bras and miracle bras and anything else, even half cup under wire bras, to make you look at her tits. She is, at least to me, the most sexual of our thousand+ employees. I find her, at the dri

Heart Broken
Enter my mind can you stop the rage No one shall mourn or pity my grave Fighting the world without remorse Searching for blood to never grow old A personal hell is where I reside Taunting death sounds cadavers in pain Judging my soul I am not his son Screaming God's name I want some more You love to hate me But you won't kill me Suicidal surge Desensitize the world Take what I want primordial ground Humanity bleeds from inside my veins Losing all grasp an evil so old Vengeance it breeds driving you insane Exhaust all will hanging by the neck Anguish within let it blind the eyes Better off dead us your epitaph Apathy feeds the human demise Absolute reign a malevolent mind Conceptions so vile in this bottomless soul Total addicting, corrupt and profane Force-fed lies in this chapel of lust Dancing in blood disciples enslaved Putrefied walls adorned with your flesh Coating this shrine of the ungodly cross You love to hate me But you won't kill me Suicid

Been Away For Awhile
Well I am back. I needed to take a few weeks off of the computer. I have become a junkie to many sites. I thought it was time for me to sneak away and do somethings around the house. I have been letting thiings go around here. Not a good thing. My house isn't a mess. But I need to winterize. And being on here nightly and on what days off I have been getting wasn.t getting me ready for winter. I will still be on just not nightly. Thank you for still having me on your friends lists.

Contest
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When Life Gives You Lemons...make Orange Juice
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice… Sometimes I wish that things could be easy. I wish that things could be defined in terms of black & white, right & wrong or even start & finish. Sadly this is not the case. There are no definitive answers, no cut and dry. The truth is, everything in the world is complex, one event dependant on some previous action or one person's reality dependent on some one else's. There is a fine line between losing oneself and adaptation. Both have a negative connotation but in fact only one is truly a negative. Adaptation is great provided you never forget who you are. Now here is the REALLY fucked up part---You'd better be sure of whom you are BEFORE you try to adapt. Example: You can in some cases substitute Limes for Lemons and vice versa but you cannot substitute a lemon with an orange. Yes they are in fact both fruits, both citrus for that matter, but very different in taste so therefore a trade is usually out of the question. If by some s

Doc
NE 1 wanna bullshit or somethin give me a call and ask for alex 219-369-2497 sorry i havent been on tap lately i just got out of jail 2 days ago and it fuckin sucked. so if you've left me messages or comments and i didnt get back to you i wasn't ignoring you

hi there i don't what ta really say on this cuz i'm really not that good at this sort of stuff but i'll try ta give my best shot k?? alright perfect well hey my name is david and i'm from canada ontario and i'm really not that bad of an dude and very easy ta get along wit as well, i hate life but not life it's self but y does it have ta be so dificult eh? but ya i love my ex and she means the world 2 me but even though she an't here at the moment but i know it may sound stupid but ya well i guess thats me, i love ta play sports i'm very athletic and i'm very energetic and love the sunset and most of all so love the night and the stars that comes with it as well (lik who doesn't love the stars eh?) but if ya don't wanna read any more further then u don't have ta bother wit cuz i know how u would feel lol "it's borin sort of eh? haha but ya any ways befor i bore ya'z ta death i'm gonna have ta leave from here and start it another time eh sound kool?? alright then awesome PLEASE L

Cherry Love !!!
To all my Family and Friends, My the Joy of the Season be with each and every one of you. It is the time of the year when we should put all of our anger and transgretions aside and start to focus on those most close to us.I'm really not a big player for alot of words and this really isn't going to be one of those blogs where it goes on and on.I just want each and every one of my Family,Friends and Fans here on Cherry Tap to know that you are in my thoughts 2nite and every nite and that you are kept out of harms way on this Joyous Nite. God Bless You All and HOHOHO !!!!! Iceman Cherry Tap is the Funnist thing going on-line right now. Want to give my thanx out to LinaLove69 and to Tashia_swt69 for getting me here its a BLAST !!!!!

Steam
The hours were dragging on. My hectic schedule at my university had strained my pocketbook, my qouta of sleep, and almost all of my personal relations. When I had graduated high school, I thought earning an english lit degree would be simple enough - a class there a seminar here. How far from the truth that turned out to be. I was pushing a heavy load of seventeen units that spring semester, and the stress was building. Not only that, but the sheer cost of books was beginning to take its toll on me. The only part time job I could fit into what was a terrible whirlwind of endless reading and writing was a nightshift at one of those gyms that are open at all hours of the night. The job was simple, I just had to sit at the front desk and check identification cards as members came in and perhaps answer the phone once and a while. Every couple of hours I would have my co-worker, a guy only few years older than my twenty-two by the name of Glen, relieve me so that I could check the locke

Unthinkable
Tell the angels no, I don't wanna leave my baby alone I don't want nobody else to hold you That's a chance I'll take Baby I'll stay, Heaven can wait No, if the angels took me from this earth I would tell them bring me back to her It's a chance I'll take, maybe I'll stay Heaven can wait You're beautiful Each moment spent with you is simply wonderful This love I have for you girl it's incredible And I don't know what I'd do, if I can't be with you The world could not go on so every night I pray If the Lord should come for me before I wake I wouldn't wanna go if I can't see your face, can't hold you close What good would Heaven be If the angels came for me I'd tell them no Chorus Unthinkable Me sitting up in the clouds and you are all alone The time might come around when you'd be moving on I'd turn it all around and try to get back down to my baby girl Can't stand to see nobody kissing, touching her Couldn't take nobody loving you the way we were What goo

Me
if you are friends with dj rescue thouht y'll would like to know heis under investagation for molsting his son,and nephews. please repost as much as possibe and the word out about this bad man.he is the exhsband of yellow rose my wife. thanks for all your support and care.in these times of need this is what ou true fiends are for. A Different Christmas Poem > > > > > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim > > > light, > > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the > > > sight. > > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > > Secure and sur

What's A Waste
Courtesy of MsTags.com Why didn't the US and coalition forces complete the job in 1991?? Some say that it was because the objective of pushing the Iraqi Regime out of Kuwait was why we were there. I was there and think that the objective should have been to get Saddam before he killed any more people. I am not advocating war, but, I do wish that we had been allowed to complete the mission as we saw it. Now, we have troops dying every day and it is only going to get worse. I feel for the families of the soldiers who have been killed or injured. I also feelfor the millions of Iraqi citizens that actually want us to help them and are afraid to say so. I wish that we had completed the mission.. Maybe I wouldn't feel so guilty when I read about someone getting killed that wouldn't have been there if I had been allowed to do my job. PEACE OUT!!

Me At The Moment
Well i am at it again. Whether it be to start a good conversation, or to meet a nice lady. My hopes are for the latter. I am a 47 year old white man who prefers to date women of color. I am notlooking to "experiment" or "try it out". I am looking for someone who is looking to be my friend and see where things go from there. I am a normal man, who does normal things. I have a normal job and normal friends. I guess i am posting an add on here because it seems easier than trying to talk to a drunk ladies at a club, and more convienent than dating someone i work with. So here i am. I do have pictures, but i expect one first, its only fair. I am only looking to speak with women 24-36. If you are interested in getting to know me, please email me. Serious responses only please. I dont want you to waste your time, just as i dont want to waste mine. I do drink wine once in a while.. I smoke but wearing the patch with luck i'll quit.I ride a harley and i wish to be in las ve

This Is From A Friend's Blog I Read.....i Had To Post It And When You Read It, You'll Know Why!
Hi my name is miranda . While surfing on the net for few hrs, i found this worth reading article. I would like to share this to everyone. Trap # 1: The Trap of Tomorrow Tomorrow. Tomorrow can be feared, or desired. Tomorrow could be anything. Tomorrow could be nothing. This unpredictability of tomorrow is why we must live in the present. You could die today. You could die tomorrow. Wasting your time thinking about tomorrow is a terrible idea. Fearing tomorrow is just as bad as wanting tomorrow. Whatever tomorrow has in store for you will happen. Tomorrow will come soon enough. In fact, tomorrow will come too soon. Screw tomorrow. Live for today. Tomorrow will come whether you like it or not, so stop worrying about it. It’s pointless. Living for tomorrow is a veil that can blind anyone; be strong, don’t be blinded by it. Trap #2: The Trap of Yesterday Yesterday. Was yesterday good or bad? Why do you even care? Are you ever going to feel what you felt yesterday again? Proba

Wyomingcowgirl
I was asked to remove some of my pictures from my profile, which I did. I guess the fathers here through I showed to much, but I have to say Bullshit, they didnt show anything. My panites, Big Deal, my legs, Big Deal, my Boobs, Big Deal--Deanna We went Elk hunting yesterday and my Brandi shot a 7 point bull and I tagged a nice 5 point, that is western count. We only count one side of the antlers. So we weill will have Elk meat on the table, I like it better than the beef I raise----Deanna I hate wearing panties or thongs, I only wear them when I have to. One day I was shopping for shoes in Reno and they shoe salesman was putting the shoes on for me. I was wearing a mini skirt and no panties and I gave him a eye full, he wouldnt look me in the face after that, it was so funny, Im such a Bad girl at times, But being Bad can lead to alot of fun--Deanna Today, My girl friend, Brandi and I team roped. We took second place out of 56 teams and both of us won really nice saddles.

Songs I Wrote
i want to say thank you very much to Seeking Asylum for helping me with this song...if it wasnt for you, it would not be as awesome as it is...thank you so much for going over it and revising it to make it 10x better...so for the rest of you here is My Prison of Darkness My Prison of Darkness written by Brad "BoNEs" Crider and Shawna of Seeking Asylum 1st verse WHATS GOING ON INSIDE MY MIND THIS DARKNESS IS ALL I SEE HELD BY THIS CAPTIVE NIGHTMARE INSIDE WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO BE FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF DARKNESS CONTROLLING ME Chorus IM JUST SO EMPTY INSIDE - LONELY OUTSIDE GOTTA BREAK THE INSANITY OF SADNESS IN MY EYES -- JUST SO EMPTY INSIDE LONELY OUTSIDE GOTTA BREAK CHAINS THAT BIND THE PRISON OF DARKNESS IN MY MIND 2nd verse PICTURES ROLL ACROSS MY MIND OF JOY WHEN I WAS ALIVE I FELT LOVE - THERE WAS NO NEED TO HIDE I KNEW WHAT IT WAS TO BE FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF DARKNESS CONTROLLING ME (prelude to chorus) BU

Love
please go vote for the baby in her contest...we need alot of help....thank you so much when you love someone, and that person hurts you, you hide from love, so you wont get hurt again.....i have learned to love again, and i am happy that i have found the person to help me see, there is happiness out there for everyone....so if someone hurts you , although its hard, you can move on and love again..

Confused
The male of the species continues to confuse me...I hate having to play a guessing game to figure out what guys are thinking about. I am nice enough to be blunt with them, why can't they be curteous right back? Bleh...this was a good week and now I'm all confused...this sucks. Ok so I'm freakin' pissed! My ex (who broke up with me three days after my birthday in October) has kinda been hangin out with me a bit every now and then for the past couple months. I thought things were going good because we had managed to be friends and f*** buddies only without the relationship drama getting in the way. About a month ago he tells me thanks for being great about letting him figure out his life and take time since one of the reasons we split was he wasn't "ready for a relationship." I said no problem and we continued as we were. Well today my feet were killing me and I texted him asking for one of his world famous foot massages and he texted me back all flirty and teasing me about his

Day To Day
Yesterday I got an email. It read: Hey there. Just a cute little story I wanted to share with you. Andrew brought home a project tonight he has to do this week about his hero. I told him tonight to think about who his hero is and tomorrow we would start the project (we have a meeting tonight). Andrew responed with "I don't have to think about it. I already know who my hero is". I prepared my self for the answer of "my dad" (everything is my dad these days) when he said "Uncle Scotty" I said that was nice and he needs to write why this person is their hero and he told me "Uncle Scotty is my hero because he saved me in the water this summer when he got hurt." So.... in case you thought he may have forgotten about that incident - you had a very lasting impact on one little boy!! Hope that made your day!! It made mine! Back on the 4th of July my nephew had been swimming in the lake at my parents summer camp. He's about 8, and doesn't do much but doggy paddl

Leaveing
hey everyone i just wanted to say that i wont be on much anymore it's getting boring plus the site never lets me do anything on here so i ust wanted to say thanx to all thous who sent me comments and rated me and became my friend or fan and who sent me gifts i hope u all enjoy your stay here i'll be on every once in awhile so feel free to leave me comments if u like so until then take care everyone it's been rell ~*~Kristle~*~

Stuff
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Tracy and Brandon May You rest In peace Until The Time Comes tHAT We Meet Again.......Even though you were alone you were never alone....I love you guys........... I didn't get a chance to say goodbye To you, to tell you that I loved you, to say What now must be one long, unbroken cry Of pain, now that at last you've gone away. I cannot tell you what a joy it was To be the one to tend you in your need. The burden was a gift, for giving does Not burden one who loves, though loving bleed. I wish I could have been with you when you, Perhaps aware, perhaps not, turned towards death Alone, with no one there to wonder to, To share your fear, your hand, your one last breath. I wish, I wish, I wish . . . but it is done, And now I must surrender what is gone. sorry im never on everything in my life is in shambles trying to find a place to go and stuff long story anyway hope all ia well...........oh and i have no internet now:(

Saturday Nite
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

Joshula's Blog
So the first contest I'm in ends in 5 hours. I'm currently in second place. :P I'd appreciate any help from anybody who'd like to help me catch up and take the lead (and keep it until midnight tonight). Any helpers will be greatly appreciated and rewarded (I can rate, comment and gift ya back!) to help me out go here Click here to go rate/comment my pic! Thanks guys!! Vote for me here guys, Nature Picture Contest. First contest I've ever been in on CT to rate/comment go here: http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=314206&albumid=141283&i=3274578271 So i've entered a contest. It's a nature picture contest that I've put up a picture that I took off Detroit Dam, in the Cascade Mountain range of Oregon. It can be seen here: http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=314206&albumid=141283&i=3274578271 any votes/comments would be greatly appreciated :D

Joke Central
THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish You were married, or wish you weren't married, this Is something to smile about the next time you see a Bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business Trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped The car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like A ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into The car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make A bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old Woman just sat silently, looking intently at Everything she saw, studying every little detail, Until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's A bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or Two. Then spea

Words Of Meaning
> > I see so many different "families" on here, so I decided to start my own! *FREAKS R US* ITS A FAMILY OF INKED AND PIERCIED people which i havent seen a family of yet,If you decide to join my family, there are only a couple of little rules. > > > > 1> You must repost any bulletin another family member posts > > 2> You must vote on all of the other family members pics (even nudes & yes even if the same sex) > > 3> You must help promote any member that is in a contest to help them out > > 4> You must never forget to show all Family members love every day that you are on. They need the love, cause they have a SavagE HearT! > > 5> You must have *FREAKS R US* family at the end of your name at all times to stay in the family! > > 1-1-07 UPDATE!!! OK SO I BEEN ASKED DO YOU HAVE TO BODY TO BE A PART OF THE FAMILY. THE ANSWER IS NO! JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE BODY ART, DOESNT MIND YOU DONT LOVE IT! SO THE FAMILY IS NOW POEN TO EVERYONE! > > I highly doubt there will be many more

Info About Me! Please Read!
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My Life
This about one of the people i like best. I really need to get this off of my chest. Sitting so compfy in his mobile nest. So here goes, and this is the rest... He's steven hawkin, never walkin, uses his laptop to do all his talkin, pension stalkin, ideas drawin, (wreckon he ever does any cripple porkin? sshh!!) Never has a man ever been so smart, he's the kinda man that must have a real heart, watch him glide along and the crowds will part for the chair he relise on and can never depart. Given he has to have someone mop round his chin, but when they have finished you see his child like grin, what the hell could be going on in, his head he's so brainy that this belongs in the bin! What does Blog even mean(?) At this point in time, what am i even thinking No idea, me niether, BLOG (? Knife edge ideas or just scabby dribble? Everything surely has a double meaning(?) Really(?) who sa

Poetry
Bleeding hearts are torn apart. Crying tears of crimson red. But this I say nevermore. No I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say nevermore. I am pain. I am hate. I am anger. I am not your soul mate. You look at me with loving eyes. Your heart cries. I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say nevermore. You search the dark and find my black heart. You cry out her name but I tell you its all in vain. She is gone, dead to this world. Crying tears of blood I wait as you fall for my bait. Once you can finally see my face it is to late. You are now my prey, my food for the night. I'll send you to her and make it right. I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say Nevermore. Ok as you can see I am an aspiring writer and I would appreciate any comments on my writing.

Alona
Hey everyone u r talking or looking at the sexiest girl ever!!!I am relly fun and i am not scared to do things and i have alot of freinds!I love all of my freinds! I have great freinds!! Kyla and hannah r my best freinds i love them soooo much!!!They r fun to hangout with and they both arent scared to do things!!!! well dont be afarid to message me,comment me,or message my comments! Just dont be weirdos then i will block u!!! well thats all for now love u guys!!

Erick's Blogs
Hi everyone, I am with the retiring america. The website is www.retiringamerica.com. Anyone who lives in Los Angeles, San fernando valley,CA, and somewhere near that. if anyone interested in. When we can meet. My manager will come with me because I am new. Let me know where we can meet. Just email me. Erick Hi everyone, My best friend name is Joe. He wants me to put this for anyone who is interesting in Club Freedom. You can check on: www.theclubfreedom.com. Freedom..... Freedom to vacation where you want, how you want. Cruises, first class travel, stay at luxury resorts, charter the yacht in the Caribbean that you have always dreamed about Clubfreedom makes all this possible..... ......and so much more! Aren't you worth it? If you are not sure about it. you can contact him. His email address is: JEDDY2@ma.rr.com. Thank you, Erick Hi. I want to let everyone knows that my twin baby nephews will be on soap opera TV " One Life to Live".

Hello
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Fine 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = Fuckin Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna fuck u 14.= Let's get married! LEAVE ME A COMMENT TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! iF YOU DON'T RE-POST THiS THEN YOUR TOO INSERCURE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE REALLY THiNK OF YOU hey there everyone just signed up yesterday and am loving it what a great place this is hope to make loads of new friends so drop me a line or add me as a friend see you all around peace :)

Canada
i have found over the past many years society as a whole have lost the meaning of christmas ,people i find are into the how much the presents costs,Everything is all about money,What happened to the real reason we celebrate christmas? this is what i find disappointing with society at this tyme of year, i think people should take a good look at what xmas is really all about.

Short Stories
His Eyes Dart open like that of a child waking from a nightmare. The stench is putrid unable to identify it, he chalks it up as mould and rotting food. His wrists burn from what must be hemp rope Binding them behind him. All he can see is black, save the window above which seems so far away or, is the window small and he in a close room. Unaware of where he is, what Time it is, how he got here or anything else, He stares out the window in silence. The moon is bright, almost full, maybe it is full? No, he decides it is not quite full. Which Allows him to Figure out roughly what the date is. It is nearing the end of November. A sound catches his ears, which seem to be more useful than his eyes, In this blacker than black room. It is to his left, water dripping into a shallow puddle, Drip Drip Drip. He begins to count them, to help him pass time. 1, 2, 3.... To his right he hears a stirring. He swings his head, a shooting pain runs from above his ear to just below his shoulder blade, wi

Miss Sexy Santa
Im going to be holding a Miss sexy santa Comp, I have 10 places up for grap, to enter just send me a photo of yourself wearing something to do with christmas. The winner will be decided on Comments. Each entry will be turned into a graphic with your name on 1st prize: $1000 gift 2nd prize: $500 gift 3rd prize: $300 gift 4th prize: $250 gift 5th -10th prize: $200 gift this is first come first serve, so send me the link to the photo in a private message...good luck to those that enter....

Not My Day, Is It?
My sister has this friend. This friend was my friend before hers. I liked this friend for 4 yrs and SHE TOLD HIM TODAY! GAWD! I cant face him again. Ugh! I feel dumb! Can nething else go wrong? BTW this guy likes her friend and he has for a while... he is like in love with her (which is fine by me). I could have just died!!! I can think he is cute in my head... now he knows!!! UGH! BTW I hope he doesnt read this :x

My Vision
I woke this morning feel like million bucks but time it was 10 am all those feelings began to drain.. I starting to feel tears in my eyes and pain in my soul once again back to feeling all alone.. I look around and see things around me that make me smile and make me gleam.. but when I look in side I see a pain a feeling of emptiness that just will not pass me by.. I have fallen into an abyss of trusting no one.. To living my life alone with out that special someone.. I almost did something I thought I would never do but then again what else was there to do.. No one wants a relationship they want a fuck a lay or something to pass the time away.. I my self at times don't want the headache and aggravation of having someone.. but what do you do when you feel such a void do you sit there and cry or do you keep on walking with your head high.. Love is such a remarkable thing but it more then once almost killed me emotionally.. To give your all and be left with an empty heart or to be cas

Juggalo Vs Friends
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is prob

Political Penguins
It's the dog days of summer. Days are longer, nights shorter and recently the universal thermostat is set to "spontaneous combustion". Along with the heat come those annoying insects: gnats and mosquitoes. They either bite you when you aren't looking or manage to get in the tear duct corner of your eye causing you to spend a few very uncomfortable minutes removing the dead insect. I was sitting down with my father earlier today, discussing the Israel / Hezbollah conflict, Iran and the oil threats and other light topics from recent news. The sun was setting and I was about to get up and get another glass of the sun tea my father loves to make during the summer months. Suddenly I was attacked, for no reason other than the fact that I was there. I violently smacked my shoulder, killing the mosquito that had bitten me, leaving a smear of my own blood halfway down the top half of my arm. Her (because only the females bite), little legs eviscerated and torn from her frail body, and the he

Banter
# When TAG TEAM was back again. # When Mr. T pitied the fool. # When all 5 lions made Voltron. # When Optimus Prime died. # Not to feed Gizmo after midnight. # How to "put your hand up on my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip.". # What "Nanoo Nanoo" means. # Who to ask to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop. # When Lucky Charms didn't have Purple Horse Shoes. # M-M-Max Headroom. # What color Mr. Yuk was. # By what power Prince Adam became He-Man. # How the Turtles became Ninjas. (FUN FACT: "Uncle Phil" from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the voice of "Shredder") # When Sting was in the POLICE. # David Bowie for more than Labyrinth # When cartoons killed one another. # When Joe Theisman got his leg snapped on Television. # When McDonald's Happy Meals came in a Styrofoam container. # When plastic Coke bottles were "NEW" and called "shatterproof". # Who "Super Buggy" was. # What a "SNORK" is. # Inspector Gadget # Mr. Wizard # S

Taking A Break
After being hacked and nothing being done about it, I just dont want to get on anymore. Im taking a break and not sure how long it will be. If I decide to leave for good I will be sure to say goodbye to the friends I have left.... If you play WoW, you can find me on the Dreanor server as Mythickah Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Im New
ok so i just on this site cuz a friend of mine said its the shit. and i have to join. so here i am and im enjoyin it here. i see beautiful women, and cutie smiles. everyone here is so nice, and friendly. so give me a chance, and you will im a great guy as well

Erotic Stories (written By Me)
a single rose on the doorstep , you look puzzled ,who could have left it there ?. You turn the key in the lock and push the door , the heady scent of orchids fills your nostrils. The hall is a sea of beautiful flowers , each with a romantic note. "Your smile lifts my heart on a dark day" "My heart is bound by your womanly charms" , you read from the cards. I call from the kitchen for you to sit down on the sofa and relax. Your favourite novel lays beside a pile of soft cushions, each one garnered with a single red rose petal. While you are reading i open a bottle of wine ,placing it on a tray, a small selection of exquisite belgium chocolate truffles piled around it. As i come into the living room i dim the lights slightly , just enough to soften the mood , but not so much as to disturb your reading. I place the tray on a small table and return to the kitchen for a glass, I noticed you have laid your book to one side , when I return. You reach for a truffle and sigh as the

Women
Petal of the rose It's color reflecting light reminds us to live I don't think I will ever understand women .. They are the most exquisite animals this earth has ever seen fit to create.. but also the most destructive force as well ... Have we as men ever met an animal/ individual so capable of ripping our life apart ... but at the same time making that same life whole .. I will never undertand this power ... I guess thats why i'm single ..

Young Explorer
If someone is kind enough to pass this along to you, then this will most likely be my last comminique with you. I want you to know that I wish you had given me some chance to know you better. You have seen my passionate streak, but I wish you had seen the rest of my personality as well. I am a good and decent man and friend. Please forgive my obsession with you of late. I just got carried away when you shut off comminication without word or warning. It troubled and hurt me greatly. Take care of yourself and know that I wont bother you again. I wish you well. I had been offered a job in NYC, and had moved there with little to no planning. The consequence of that was I had to live in a motel until I found an apartment. My company had agreed to pay my moving expenses up until I had arrived in the area. Once I got there, I knew my living expenses were my bill, and that I had to be somewhat cheap. My first paycheck was a long time away. I rolled into the area, just before dark. I

Jess
ha shellis in hiding sorry for your luck its kinda sad truthfully i take over in a date and shes a whore amusing isnt it sadly they dont know about me dont get me wrong shelli doesnt give a damn but you know these damn images keep getting into her head and even i cant get them out..... sadly is pissing me off i want who ever else is in my head to get the fuck out hmm oh yeah abi can stay i like abi he he that one date didnt go so well i left the guy crying amusing really but i dont give a fuck if im fucked up shelli thought it was funny to Jess

My Minds Exausted
i sleep at least 8 hours yet when i wake up i feel as i never got any sleep. i feel so cold, and no heater can warm me up im watching mona lisa smile, im suprised at how cruel the 50s were, how women had to wear girdles to make them appear thinner. but i see anorexic people as people who need more meat on their bones, how they look is sickening. i dont understand the war how many people have to die before we actually start winning? when can these troops come home?

Lets Get Caught Up
As you can see classes At Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School (& lack of sleep) keep me pretty busy during the week. I don't have the energy after reading the blogs I catch up with, responding to messages & comments to write my own blog (need to work on that). So here I am lumping the whole week into one blog. To start with I worked the reception for the newest graduates of the school Saturday. It was fun, most of the time. I got to know some of my classmates better & most of them are cool. One of them & I kinda got into it cuz she thinks she knows it all but doesn't. I will try to give you the short version as per Darren, its not as good if you can't here me imitate her Israeli (mispelled?) accent. Yes, she is originally from Israel & her & her husband are now have a business in California but she is going to school here in Vegas. It all started when the chef in charge advised a small group of us to do the family meal for 1pm (which is lunch usually for us)and its now 10 am so we sho

Not My Writings
Subject: Questions that Haunt ME!! 1.Can you cry under water? 2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 4.Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 6.What disease did cured ham actually have? 7.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 8.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 9.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 10.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 11.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to

Word Of The Day
I love vocabulary. So I thought I would create a word of the day blog. Yes, there is no humor here, just a little education.. so read on if this sort of thing interests you. circumscribe (SUHR-kuhm-skryb) verb tr. To draw a line around, to enclose within bounds, to limit or restrict. [From Latin circumscribere, from circum- (around) + scribere (to write). Ultimately from the Indo-European root skribh- (to cut, separate, or sift) that has resulted in other terms such as manuscript, subscribe, scripture, scribble, describe, circumflex, and circumspect.] Today's word in Visual Thesaurus: http://visualthesaurus.com/?w1=circumscribe

Life Is Hard...
yes life is hard when you get so flippin drunk on yer birthday that you can't remember all the fun you had.. apparently i have a dark side ..lol.. too bad they didn't get it on video cuz that woulda been the shit to watch.. gotta luv gettin old! .. when you have hiccups. Have you ever had hiccups so bad that you can't type? I'm messin up on keys and havin to start over.. life is hard when you have hiccups.. and that is my blog for today children..tomorrows lesson.. How to ride that bull for more than 60 secs. yep life is hard when it's hot as hell outside and you have no ice for yer piss warm can of coke..

Pepi
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Real,fake,two-faced Bitches
Real Bitches Dem da kind of bitches dat can call theirself MISS.BITCH cause they are real about da shit dat they do. They don't be up in your face talking to you and then talk shit about you to others . They always keep it real. It's hard to find a REAL BITCH . Fake Bitches Dem fake bitches be the one who say they kool wit u but when u turn yo back dem hoes try'na get ya man. Dats why you should never let a bitch get to close to him even if ya'll are kool. Dem be da main bitches that play yo face. Two-faced bitches Dem da type of bitches dat be up in yo face one minute then the next be wit some other tricks talking mad crazy shit about you.

My Quiz`s
I AM RADIATATING POSTIVE ENERGY FROM MY SEVENTH CHAKRA! You are radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra! This chakra is located at the crown of your head and represents the seat of the soul. The seventh chakra is associated with your connection to your spiritual self and to the divine. When this chakra is clear, positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy centre. You're apt to feel a greater bond with the spiritual world. You're probably also more able to live in the moment than most other people are. The seventh chakra is the chakra of highest spiritual evolution. YOUR LOVE ELEMENT IS METAL In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defi

Poems & Statements
EVERYTHING THAT YOU WILL BE READING ALL CAME FROM MY HEAD... THIS MAY GIVE YOU THE VEIWER SOME IDEA ABOUT ME. YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU MAY CRY. BUT I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY READING THEM AS MUCH AS I DID WRITING THEM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.... ALOT OF PAIN THAT COMES WITH OUT NO REFRAIN, BUT AS LONG AS YOU HURT, YOU'LL STILL HAVE PAIN! I WISH YOU WOULD HELP YOU BUT LIFE IS NOT FAIR. HELL I'M STUCK IN SALEM, AND YOUR OVER THERE!! EACH DAY YOUR AWAY IT TEARS ME A PART, CUZ U ARE THE ONLY ONLY ONE THAT I HOLD DEAR TO MY HEART. FOR WHAT YOU WRITE AND YOU BELEAVE THAT IT TS TRUE, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE ANY INTREST IN YOU?? I LOVE YOUR LAUGH, AND THE WAY YOU SMILE, I CHERRISHED THE TIMES WE HUNG OUT FOR A WHILE. SINCE YOU HAVE LEFT, I STAND HERE IN THE RAIN, AT FIRST I FELT HAPPIENESS, BUT NOW I FEEL PAIN... :0( I MISS U!!! TO:YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE... A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

Dedicated To Greg,,my Bro , My Family
To all my friends here on CherryTap, my bro Greg passed away this morning, he had been fighting brain cancer and brain tumors for the last 15 yrs. He was only 44 yrs young but I know that he is not suffering anymore and that he is in heaven. So bear with me this weekend , I will be here for support from my friends. We are having a benefit tonight in his honor to raise money for his daughter to go to college. Well, just wanted you to know so those of you that know me won't worry about me, I will be ok! Thanks and God Bless....Lady Di

I HAVE TO SAY I AM EXREMELY DISAPPOINTED THAT LATELY..I SEEMED TO HAVE LOST QITE A FEW FRIENDS...JUST A WEEK AGO I HAD LIKE 2025 FRIENDS...I MADE A STRUCTURE CHANGE TO MY FAMILY LIST AND EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE GONE BIZURK!!!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT? ITS MY PAGE...EVER SINCE I HAVE FOUND WHAT IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR (MY SOUL MATE) THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO VISIT..HMMMMMM??? I WOULDNT STOP TALKNG TO ANY OF YOU..IF YOU FOUND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...BUT I GUESS ITS THE NATURE OF THE BEAST..LOL... WEL THE PEOPLE WHO LEFT MY PAGE WONT SEE THIS..OBVIOUSLY..BUT I HOPE THAT I DONT LOSE ANYMORE OF YOU...WHEN I AM ON HERE..I DO TALK..LATELY IVE BEEN JUST DONLOADING VIDEOS OR UPDATING MY STASH..SORRY IF IT MAY SEEM THAT I AM IGNORING YOU..IM NOT..JUST BUSY THESE DAYS... PEACE I was extremely frustrated this morning, when I wrote the previous blog. I did not mean to offend any of my friends, as "he" knows who "he" is...thats why he delibretly does not come here to my page...He is in my

Memories
Your little girl looks up to you Wherever you may go You're not just my father, Dad, you're my hero You have been there Since I was a kid You know everything I said And everything I did Whenever I need you You always understand I've always thought you were perfect With the world in your hands It never matters what it is Whatever I say or do You are always there right by my side With my problems I always come to you I could never keep anything from you Nor could I ever lie When I tell you all my faults You never ask me why Happy, Sad, Depressed, Upset You've been there for all the moods You've somehow learned to put up with Some of my know-it-all attitudes In my eyes you are always right Never are you wrong Somehow you have this thing with me Where we always get along When I am upset, or mad at the world You know exactly how to respond That's because you are my dad With that certain special bond You know exactly what to say

About Me =)
well thn im kind of new here so i thought id write another about me in my profile mii names mahalia my bestest friend in the whole wide world is JO3 and..ilove music movies and sports i always fnd time 2 do all those thingz and still sleep attend schoo and hang out with my friendz =) ( o y3a im cool lol) i have one sibling my little brother and hes nine hmm.i love meeting new people and just having fun im 16 yrz old and im a junior at new utrecht hs my borhtdayys on jan 1st and...well thts all i could think of lol

Dirty Lil Sex Rant
¢¾ Adjusting my behavior, One man at a time... Current mood: dirty Category: Romance and Relationships ADJUSTING MY BEHAVIOR AND EXPECTATIONS, ONE MAN AT A TIME... To the Ladies: **Number1** Definition: A recycled man is a man that you have dated, perhaps even slept with, a man that you have had a previous relationship with. Then you guys broke up. But you see him again after the fact, dating/sleeping with him months after the breakup. The power of recycling is a great thing. Did you know that to recycle one aluminum can gives you enough energy to run your TV for 3 hours? Wow, that's frickin' amazing Recycling anything for the eco-system is great. Recycling men is NOT. My mother once told me: "Never be like a dog returning to it's vomit. OK, pretty disgusting, I know, but it gets the point across. **Number2** Throw Out Mr. Perfect Yeah, I said it. Throw out the idea of Mr. Perfect. It's just frick

To All My Fam And Friends
OK GUYS SO I WENT TO MSTAGS.COM AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD UNDER THEIR NEWS...VERY IMPORTANT TO READ ...IT IS TRUE I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS..HIS PAGE WAS HIJACKED AND ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE DELETED AND ADULT CONTENT PLACED IN HIS BULLETINES THAT HE DID NOT POST!!!!!! THIS WILL ALSO INFECT YOUR COMPUTER..TY BILLIE Rumors!! Rumors are spreading around that our sites sparkletags and mstags are infecting people and having their accounts from MySpace deleted... This is NOT true about our sites doing this... There are layout type sites that are the ones that are spreading the worm/virus throughout MySpace. What is happening is the people that are getting their profiles infected/high jacked and what happens is the virus sends out spam bulletins using your account info... bulletins like sexual, pornographic, adult related... once MySpace catches you doing this they will delete your profile... but these people are not the ones doing it... it's the infected ones that are... My dau

Some Poetry
You're on a runaway train Unrecognizable as a friend Addiction a crazed conductor Ushering you to the end Your fellow passengers are strangers With fistfulls of pills They will lead you to a death Florid with ills The train is in a tunnel Lack of light affects your mind You think you see everything When really you're blind By the time you tried to leave The exit light had burnt Other passengers laughed at you The train had turnt The end of the track Was a half mile ahead They had taken their final hits They went smiling to bed Such ugly wreckage Twisted metal, shattered bone So few of the victims Ever return home We are the survivors The family, the friends Our highest stakes in a drug war That will never end. wrote this over the weekend... I want to say it was saturday night, not sure though. my weekend is a blurr. im losing my mind, my hopes, and my dreams. Very stressed right now and its bringing the worst in me out.

Poems
I love you more than you could know, But you said you had to let me go. I hoped and prayed we could work things out, Your love I started to doubt. You want to start over and just be friends, But what if that's something that never ends? I'll try my hardest not to cry, Just look the other way if I start to sigh. I cried and cried when it came to the end, I'll try my hardest to be a friend. I can;t make promises I don't know of I can keep, But I want you to know my love for you runs deep. I can't just put my love aside, And pretend like we never even tried. Somehow I always make you mad at me, Now I know why you set me free. I'm sorry I made you feel like dirt, And somehow always made you hurt. I told you it was always started by me, But why do we have to let things be? I'm sorry I tried to figure things out, And what was happening and what it was all about. You said you were worried I'd hang up on you, I guess I should

Pop My Cherry!!
OK, so no I am not actually a virgin. But I am new to this site. Looks interesting. And way more interactive than MySpace. My name is Rob. My friends call me Mage, Erick, or Draco. My fiance calls me other things, but hey thats private! I live in a small town in Michigan called Buchanan. They roll the sidewalks up at like 9pm. We have 3 bars in town right in the same block. So bar hopping is one of the weekend pastimes. I am a Pagan. For those of you that don't know what that is....I'M A WITCH!! And for those of you that wanna burn me at the stake for that...I like Medium Well Thanks. :D I am 31 years old. 5'9" tall and around 220lbs. I am not looking to hook up with anyone. I am engaged. I just wanna chat with people and make some friend. You can never have too many of those. My favorite hobbies are Dragons and Renaissance Faires. If you wanna know more about me let me know. I have put it in my profile how to reach me. If its by messenger just put in that you saw me on CherryTap. Th

The Good Bad And The Ugly
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY > > > Good : Your wife is pregnant. > Bad : It's triplets. > Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. > > Good : Your wife's not talking to you. > Bad : She wants a divorce. > Ugly : She's a lawyer. > > > Good : Your son is finally maturing. > Bad : He's involved with the women next door. > Ugly : So are you. > > Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. > Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. > Ugly : You're in them. > > > Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. > Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. > Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. > > Good : Your husba

Dwbear's Thoughts
Top 17 Country Songs 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song --- 1. I Ain't Never

Shawn
I am amazed that people love to complain about everything under the sun. It is very easy to stir the pot so to speak. When you turn on your t.v. you go to the gas pump and you stare at the price of a gallon of gas. You scream on the inside, you even scream on the outside. You go to work and complain to your colleuges about the outrageousness of the cost of fuel in this country. You complain to your legistlators to get something done. You scream at the automakers to come out with a more fuel efficent car,truck or SUV. You say "We need alternative means of fuel". "Anyone up for electric cars?" Well if you know anything, you would know when cars were first introduced there were several different types of cars. Gas,electric and even steam powered cars. Well we all know who won out in that race. But why? Simple. Gas was easier to refine and have stations all accross the country, and the money was great!. There would have been no money in putting water stations accross the country. (You

No Longer A Dream
Somewhere in my heart beyond all my pride holds a secret desire so intense, deep inside. Imprisoned with all my passion and love, unknown to anyone but the one above. A desire for someone to cherish and hold, the need for a love to call my own. Someone to kiss and make up with after fight. Someone who can respect all I can be. Someone who's strong enough to commit and love only me. Someone who will be there and kiss away my tears, secure my doubts, and release me from all my fears. Someone I can depend on to be my friend, someone who can restore my faith in love once again. This love is like a dream yet to come true, Or so I believed until I found you. If you ever get a chance to go and see chris daughtry you should. I went to his concert thursday night and oh my gosh he was amazing....I will see him every time he comes to kansas city.......

Touching You
Touching you Touching skies see the laughter in your eyes Touching you touching your lips taste the nectar of our kiss Touching you touching your body our thoughts in harmony Touching you touching your soul see the love between us unfold Touching hearts touching minds a love so gentle a love love so Kind

News
I'm flying to germany today and I just wanted to let you all know that I'm not gonna be on here that often in the next few weeks. My moms computer isn't working and I will have to go over a friends house to get online! I will def miss you guys! Wish you great Holidays!

Suicide Letter
underneath it all i'm a single guy with nothing to lose anymore.. i've just been heart broken but shit that an't going to stop my dreams to come tru.. well here i go just writeing to you and letting you know.. life is a game if youe an't playing it right! you end up with out a life.. it's part of my suicide letter with out tradgity in life.. well it goes on the game play's you then you lose so.. people cheat in the game to past to the next level as it goes it's harder and harder so play your shit right and try not to comite suicide.. take life step by step and control your player right... SUICIDE LETTER TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY MY SUICIDE LETTER PLEASE TAKE THE PAIN AWAY, AND LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH I'M GLAD TO HAVE THERE PRSENTS IN MY WAY... THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING HIS SON TO EARTH AND DIED ON THE CROSS.. AND TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT IT'S COST.. I NEVER THOUGH OF WRITING THIS DOWN BUT IT TAKES THE PAIN AWAY.. BUT KNOW I'LL GIVE YOU

Erotic Writings Xxx
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "Look ma! No hands!" What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? You walk into the room and without any words being said, you walk over to me brushing against my thighs. You gently pull my undies from around my ass, away from my pussy, down my legs and throw them on the floor next to us. I lift my feet to the edge of the desk and you reach around my waist and hold on to my hips. Now I can feel you as your lips slide up my thigh and down the inside of my leg. You pull my wet pussy into your mouth, I eagerly begin to rub my pussy over your lips. You kiss my warm lips, Your tongue spreading me just enough, And you gently begin to caress the very edges of my pussy, Pressing into my clit slowly at first then harder against it. Slowly you eat me from top to bottom, Taking your time when you reach the very top of me, You move your tongue over the top of my pussy first gently then harder and harder and harder you rub me with your tongue until you taste my cum. You co

How You Know You Are Old!
I used to love this when I was a kid from my gandparents :) You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends whoexercised. You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere. A fortune teller offers to read your face. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up and down when you see a pretty girl. The little old gray-headed lady you help across the street is yourwife. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. Your children begin to look middle aged. You fi

Giving Animals Pills :)
1. Pick the cat up & cradle in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger & thumb on either side of cats mouth & gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into it, allow cat to close mouth & swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor & cat from behind the sofa. Cradle cat in left arm & repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open & push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl & cat from top of wardrobe. Call partner in from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front & rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get partner to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler & rub cats throat vigorously.

Far Away
Why do we go through hell for so long? Then meet the one person who takes our very thoughts and completely rules them. The person we just want to hold and love and care about. The person who we think could be our soulmate but we have been through so much heartache and pain that we are scared. Almost too scared to care. Yet we still do. We still stand there and talk to them and let ourselves care. who knows maybe even love them. Why do they have to be so far away though. so far away that they seem centuries from you. They are the closest person emotionally cause they live in your mind and heart and soul. Yet they are physically miles away. Away from you. So you go to sleep at night hugging your pillow and puttin your babies asleep alone cause you cant hold them and they cant help to put the baby to sleep. Silently wishing you had them in your arms and that you could have a warm body next to you holdin you back and telling you that everything is gonna be ok. Rather than that pillow. Why

I Jumped A Jar Of Peanut Butter
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN January------I slapped Feburary----I stabbed March-----I screwed a April-------I shot May------I stabbed June-----I hugged July----I kissed August------- I killed September-------I humped October-----I hijacked November------I jumped December-----I bitched slapped DAY YOU WERE BORN 1-----a penguin 2-----a jar of peanut butter 3-----a lawn mower 4-----emma roberts 5----jamie lynn spears 6----sean flynn 7----a saw 8---a peanut butter cookie 9----your sister's pants 10---your mom 11---the wiggles 12---barney 13---ur brother 14---a dog 15---pablo 16---a mexican 17----the backyardigans 18---lindsey lohan 19----a brownie 20---paris hilton 21---ellen degerernes 22---a yeti 23---a moose 24---a kangaroo 25---martin van buren 26---a bouncy ball 27--a virgin 28---a cowboy 29---myself 30---a butterfly 31---a hippo COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT Black--------cuz that bitch diserved it! Pink---------cuz im in love yellow----------cuz

Blog
As my first official non-poem blog I thought I'd say something profound, or write about an interesting topic or event that has occured in my life; but alas my mind went completely blank as soon as I sat down to write. Go figure! :p Oh well. I guess I will just share some useless information and blabber about nothing until I think of my something or until I run out of nonsense. lol Did you know that there is a study out there that states that men who are born with a low birth weight are less likely to marry? Hmm.. I wonder if that only holds true to men.. And did you know that on average the american women takes 55 minutes a day getting showered, dressed and groomed? What are they doing in there? jeeze.. I'm a chick.. and it takes 5-10 minutes to shower 5 minutes to dry off and get dressed and 10 minutes for hair and makeup.. that adds up to 25 minutes hmm.. and that's giving myself time to dawdle.. guess I'm not the average american women, and I'm completely okay with that. On avera

Birthdays
And so another birthday goes by, and not once did anyone wish me well. I've spent most of myu life trying to go about with out attracting much attention to myself. I s'pose I've suceeded in that endeavour. Perhaps i should stop living as the shadow i call myself and open up and let myself be known. Well, that's all I've got to say, and need to hit the sack because work takes alot of my time and perhaps that's why i don't do much. to whomever reads this, this is my first blog entry ever, so don't pay too much attention to it

Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought? "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkeness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so mu

Am I Wrong?
Lately I've been made to feel guilty about wanting to pleasure a woman. Is it wrong to want to fulfill certain desires. I mean come on a little kiss here, a little kiss there. A sensuous massage, that relaxes and put you in the mood at the same time. Whispering dirty talk in each others ears. Is it really wrong to want those things. I believe in making everything pleasurable to the woman to make sure she gets hers. When I say that, I mean I will not stop until she says to or until the moment make her lock her joints for a second. Is that so wrong? Does anyone think it wrong to have sex with a friend you've known for years. I have had sex with a couple of friends before and although they say it was great, they also said they could never do it again because it would ruin my friendship with all them. Now this is after several times of some seriously good fuckin'. For some reason it is now complicated, a mistake, or a sin. Even though we have remained friends and pretty tight friends at

My First Blog
Well, my life is wierd I'll start from a couple of weeks ago... My Girlfriend from over a year left me for this guy in her town [it was a small long distance relationship]... I had loved her still so much from then on, I told her many times... I tried to move on and find another girl, which I did meet one, but almost a few days later she just didn't want me anymore... no reason, nothing... Right about this time I hear that my Ex Girlfriend's Boyfriend left her... for another guy... and I felt really bad for her... my feelings had re-surfaced for her that I had tried to push down... I really want to take her back... I didn't want her to get hurt at all... But she doesn't want to move interstate [about 8 hours] I know now, as I had just got a job, that I can support her and everything till she gets back on her feet... I love her so much... and hope she takes my heart again for hers.

Dark Friday
Ill start off by saying I shouldnt talk too much shit because I was their too, but DAMN. We all went to the mall at 6am to stand in line to get a free $25 gift card and we were 80th in line and still had another hour to wait. As it turns out me and my group were the last ones to get the gift bag/card and left alot of angry people behind us who waited as long as us. There was so many people shopping it was crazy although they did have some good deals what I saw most people getting was stuff that they would normally get any other day with no real sale or coupons. We went to the mall, wal-mart and target and all I got was a webcam ;) and some movies. Based on my experience today I can safely say I will never get up at 530am again to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving. much love, "BIG" Russ

Numero Uno!
Do you know who has the upper hand in the realm of desire, attraction, and romance? The answer is simple and easy: Women There is proof all over the internet...Men spend bilions a year on pornsites and dating sites, all because of their lust for the opposite sex. Oh sure, women have to deal with a lot of prejudice in the workplace etc....They have to deal with a menstrual cycle that can be very uncomfortable once a month.... But you know what? Even if a girl is missing half of her teeth, and is 100lbs overweight, she can still snap her fingers and get a line of candidates who are sexually attracted to her. And yet they will still complain that they can't find a guy who loves them for who they are, or that respects their feelings, or is willing to commit, etc... Maybe they should look on the brightside...Many guys have trouble even feeling wanted in the first place. So, here is my first Blog. How sweet. Though I seemed to have joined this site about 5 months ago, I

My Girl
Mystress R...: Look girl, I know that you have feelings You've stated that, but you need to back off.. This is not going to help build any kind of relationship with me! Please stop bugging my myspace and CT friends, okay??? AND NO MORE COMMENTS :) I'm proud of my Rvn

Looking For Female To Join Us!
Anyone have any advice on finding a 3rd for your threesome? We;ve been looking, but it's kinda hard to just walk up to someone and say "hey, you wanna join my and my b/f for a night of sexual adventures?" This is something that we both REALLY wanna do!! But how do we make it a reality? Any advice from anyone would be GREATLY appreciated! Also any tips on how to make it an AWESOME experience for all involved would be great to!! THANKS! My bofriend and I are looking for sexy young female to join us for a new sexual experience. I've never been with a woman before, but would like to see if what everyone says is true...you could say that I am extremelt bi-curious. We are in a serious relationship....we've been together for 5 years. He is EXTREMELY HOT and SEXY! I like to think that I'm not so bad myself. He would also LOVE to watch and maybe get some action too! We are in Tampa....but if anyone is nearby we would travel a little bit. We love to have fun and are very sexual people. We loave

For Your Entertainmant
As I've Matured...... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.... I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we d

Ryan's Bloggins, Blitches!!
Ok, now just to refresh everyone on what Ive chosen to rant about this loving (cloudy as all hell) day, this is the bulletin that was put out. Chances are youve seen this bulletin beforehell, you may have even posted it yourself at one point. Give it a once over, if you can. think about it... I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop actin

If U Luv Me
If one night A fat man comes And stuffs you in a bag ... do not freak. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. :) KEEP ON READING! Haha, send this to everybody you consider a friend. If you get this back, you are loved -- BiGTiME"

Military Related
I finally did it! I passed my advancement exam and I am now an E4. I had passed the exam before but hadn't advance because there weren't many openings. I have also been doing funerals whenever the center needs me. I got in my required amount for my first Navy and Marine Corp Acheivement Metal. I will recieve that in July. So I am definately excited. It seams like my Navy career is heading in the right direction. I actually didn't get out of bed til 10 am today, which is early considering what time I had been getting up. Then, found out at about 11:30 that it is drill weekend. My Petty Officer had called and left a voicemail asking where I was. I didn't hear the phone ring cause I turn it off at night. So I rush in for the second half of drill today. Make it just in time for GMT (which is always fun...hint of sarcasm). Everything seamed fine. We went through GMT and I went on to do what I normally do...which involves a little bit of nothing or everything, depending

My Thoughts!!
Ive had a lot of people tell me that I shouldnt date anyone with kids. To me thats a bunch of crap! theres only one thing to say to that WHO cares ! Its all in how you feel!!! There is a lot of changes you will have to take in your life and if you really care for them you will take your chances and do the best you can and try to give 110 % for i believe there is for without of doubt the best feeling in the world to have someone care for u and love you for who you are,And for you to do the same in return! I know a few single mothers that work really hard to keep everything going and to keep the family close and to have the support from there kids! I see it and I am glad that a lot of them respects there mothers for that! To know there mother is working really hard to support them Thats what Love is all about one day I hope to be blessed with a family with my own or with someone already blessed with kids!!!!

Poems By Me
Thinking of the times we shared Many memories I will always have The funny things you did or said Just knowing that you were there, Walking through dreams we both see Holding onto you holding onto me Seeing the side of me no one ever has Living in the future not in the past. What can I do to show you how I feel? Wishing the day had not came to this How can you let go of something that is so real? And know this is a chance in which we will miss Funny how life is and makes us think How a simple thing can be gone in a blink Washing away things we have longed to feel Parting with new tasks in which you learn to deal Finding myself hidden in my fears once more I find myself locked up tight like a door Not sure if I will ever find happiness in my life for the most part. Because I will never let go of the one that has captured my heart. by tama tease Everyone wonders what love is how being in love feels or if its even real If love is just a feeling then

Keep Your Fork
KEEP YOUR FORK" There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmother once t

Freedom Of Speech
I recently had a photo marked "NSFW" why bc I feel the person was just offended by the religious content not by nudity, porn or sexuality. So I sent Cherry Tap a message, here is that message and their message Dear Cherry Tap: I can understand marking any nudity as offensive and Not safe for work. However I feel that all images should be checked to see if the image is truly not safe for work or someone was just offend by it. This is my reasoning I have a piece of art that can be found offensive to some religions. However there is no nudity in the drawing. I do have a picture that does show nudity which was not marked as Not safe for Work I would think that one should have been marked by the same person if they were truly offended by nudity or sexuality. It was also suggested that my main profile picture may be found not safe for work...What is not safe about a fully clothed person's back? I am grateful that you are cleaning up cherry tap for those people who do not want to see nud

Friedtoad
well it was nice talking to every one i might not be on all that much any more i'm going back to kansas i'm gonna try to get my own place soon so i will try to get back on as soon as i can leave me lots and lots of love and i'll talk to you all as soon as i can much love for all of you i will miss you guys your all truely great and i will be back i am no longer in my relationship of 10 yrs so no need to worry now or maybe theres more to worry about now hehehe who knows and who really cares i hate what stupid ppl wanna do to one of the best dogs they didn't do shit it is all the owners falt kill them not the dogs there just doing what the owners wanted them to do i mean hell if there was no pits then what kind of dog would it be i know cats that are meaner than any pit could ever be Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in yo

Thoughts Thrown Into The Ether
"We create our own realities," she says, "in spaces where sanity is subjective. What is true is only true because we agree it is. Tell me once more - what is the color of the trees on your world?" "It goes beyond our own realities," I say. "It extends into others as well. You create your reality through the consent of the people around you - because you all agree that it is sane to say that gravity is a law made to be broken, it is only those who demand that they stay grounded who are insane. Even so, as you tell me of your world, I define it according to my reality's standards. Here, your world is the opposite of real simply because in your world up is not always up, and not everything comes back down. "And to answer your question, in this world the trees are green. And in this world, I love you." "You think too much of reality," she says. "What do you do to relax?" "There's fire on the mountain," I say, "and we are caught in its flames." "The words you say are strange," s

Love
Does 'looks' really matter? I know that for a fact when you see a pretty girl across the room, the first tihing you notice is her good looks. So you head her way and strike up a conversation. Weeks pass and you notice she isn't quite the person you would like to spend the rest of your life with but you stay with her. Why is that? Is it because she is gorgeous and want to show her off? I think that is so wrong. Not only are you hurting yourself but you are leading your partner under false feelings. I understand that went up to that person because she is attractive and thought she could be a good person but looks can be deceiving. I'm starting to believe that there is no such thing as love at first sight; mostly because I know that you can't fall in love with someone who you know ABSOLUTELY nothing about. Its their looks that reel you in. I understand that in whatever you are into, opposite/same sex, material things etc, you always see their attractiveness and then you get to know wha

Snapple Fact's
Real fact #180 the fiirst vcr was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano Rael fact #173 chinese is the most spoken language in the world Real fact #110 frog's never drink Real fact #327 chewing gum was invented in new york city in 1870 by thomas adams

Grow Up Get Over It
Well were to start I am not proud of the things I have done but I will say it anyway because some peeps on here like to drag shit through the mud.....well here goes...... I have dated younger guys and I have dated my own age which is 44 ....and i have dated older men ...the ones that are the nicest to me are the younger guys and you know what it don't mean a fucking thing when you are in love not lust with people.... LOVE HAS NO BOUNDERIES...of AGE, COLOR, OR RACE,or even SEX....when you love someone you love them ...you can't help that they are younger or older or black or white or hespinac,,,ect...you get what I am trying to say....... There have been rumors that I like stalk younger guys.....WRONG ...THEY COME AFTER ME...........they are the oneS that tell me not to worry about the age ....... You know why they come to older weman now instead of younger .....I have been told this by several people .....because us older weman

Questions
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would

Thinking Outloud
So.. I was thinking about evolution.. as I sometimes do - and then had something to say, but no real outlet to express it. So..unfortunately you've become the ones I'll subject to it. Ever notice how evolution shows the tremendous number of offshoots in the lineage of man? Homo neanderthalis, Homo Erectus, ... etc. etc. In the typical chart there's about 40 or 50 lines, and that's just those they've dug up. And we homo sapiens are all that remain.. what a coincidence! In the great battle of survival of the fittest.. and with the near endless variety of species that have survived on this earth.. only one man-like variety made it. Funny how we were all so similar.. only slight differences really, even with similar brain sizes for the time. Matter of fact, completely identical minus the one morphological change that separated that one line from the next. But yet, only one remains. We have a wide variety of birds.. they made it. We have a wide variety of apes even... the

Sex Style...thanks Fearless
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Walter Benton
This is his style of writing for most part: As the world gathers momentum toward nihilation on all fronts--we walk apart, each to his own lonely end. . . not hand in hand as lovers walk. Yet I would enter time's infinite pages more happily with you then in the company of Christs and Dantes-comets and constellations! Darling. . . before the distance widens beyond reach and sight- look this way, give me your hand-that stars may say of us: The last we saw of them was when they kissed, then beautifully naked walked as if into a sea of bright blue water- leaving their bodies like old clothes upon the shore. Walter Benton

My Desires And Thoughts
From me to You from Downunder on New years day 2007 I trust you all have a fantastic year and may all ur deepest fantasies and dreams come true. Cause every 1 of my friends here whom I adore and try to touch base with when I get the opportunity due to our time zone difference are very important and help to keep me well grounded. I send you all the very wicked best of wishes for 2007. Stephen As anyone who has read my profile info will know I am a great fan of all things to do with BBW , no matter if its chat groups. info web pages or with ladys with real curves in real like I just am in luv with it. Am starting this blog with the hope that like minded friends who I have met here over the recent weeks will join me here and add there thoughts and desires about there lives and hopes, cause I plan to do just that with my own posts to this blog over the coming months. Please read my profile info and see what I am into and we can get this rolling along and am hoping that we can gr

Belladonna!!!
To everyone pissed off that Belladonna wont reply or talk to them, look at how many friends she has, it would take forever to reply to everyone, shes got a life and a job and a family! Shes a busy girl!! Just be glad your in her friends!!! If she gets a chance, she just might get back to ya. Dont pressure her or try to make her feel bad for not getting back to U!!~~~Jay

Science And Religion = Red Pill And The Blue Pill
Science and Religion - The Red Pill and The Blue Pill Religion. We inherit it from our parents in most cases. If we were born in another area or another time, we would worship different Gods and perform different rituals. Christianity has at least four Gods in most cases, the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and Satan. In any other religion they would be considered Gods on their own, but in Christianity we like monotheism so we say that the three are one and the other deities are angels and demons. But with a quick study of history, how can we not say that the devil does not have an equal or even a greater influence and power over the world than the "good guy" Gods? Hades and Seth are considered Gods, for example. Anyway, the fact that we inherit our religions should be the first thing that casts it in doubt. We don't typically choose our religion based on evidence. Faith is the belief in something in the absence of evidence. There is nothing admirable about faith if we really want

Arrogant Nonconformists
I am currently reading about; the Privately Owned Federal Reserve Bank, the New World Order, Reichstag Fires of the United States Government and the Loss of Civil Liberties, Illuminism, the Knights Templar, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, the Skull and Bones Fraternity, the Masonic sect, ancient religions of Egypt and Babylon, Occultism, the Bush family dealings and financial ties with the Third Reich and Adolf Hitler, the use of Depleted Uranium by the United States Military, the United Kindom's pending issuance of the National Identification Card, the United States controversial Real ID Act of 2005, One World Government, and the International Criminal Court. .............................................................. .............................................................. ..................................... Hey, I just feel like a rant. I was never one to cave to peer pressure. I was always confident. I didn't need anyone to tell me how to ha

Sex Survey
Sex Survey Looked at a nude magazine? yes Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes Had phone sex? yes Had sex? yes What age did you lose your virginity? 16 Had sex with a virgin? yes Total # of partners you have had intercourse with? ?? Had more than 10 sexual partners? yes Had more than 100 sexual partners? no What was your craziest, strangest or most exciting sexual encounter? most exciting...Threesomes I highly recommend having on sometime! Masturbated? yes How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 4 Masturbated while someone watched? yes Do you enjoy masturbating in front of your lover? yes Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No Masturbated covertly in public? yes Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes my nipples Seen a live stripper? Yes Seen a live sex show? Yes Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yes Streaked with a group of six or more? no Stripped for someone? Yes

Movie Review
This was an odd movie. Not sure how I ended up picking this up but it's about a couple who go to concerts and have sex. My ex was upset by the movie and we stopped it 1/2 way through. Rotten tomatoes doesn't even have it in their system. An interesting movie to say the least. I guess I would be really freaked out if this happened in RL but who wouldn't. The thought that a virus can wipe out humankind is out there though. Rotten tomatoes ranked this at 89% and I am debating on buying it myself. I could have done without seeing Cillian Murphy's pecker though. I picked up this movie just because of the highway chase scene. I thought it was a good movie with a decent plot line and not much predictability. Rotten tomatoes scored it at 40% though I would put it about 70-75% myself. Any higher and I would have bought the movie on DVD.

18 Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

A True Story?
Ok so I went out to the strip club for the first time last night. Today I feel a lot like death. My stomach is in revolt and I think my hair actually hurts. Each tap of the keys on here pretty much feels like a drum in my head but I think I'm starting to recover some. I've had enough people ask me how last night went though that I figure since I've gotten to where I can actually lift my head a little I'd share my experience. First I have to say I did expect a strip club to have better looking women. I guess I found a bad one but then I had been told that all of them here in this town pretty much suck. Most of the women didn't have bodies to write home about thats for sure. The two who did have really awesome bodies were kinda scary looking when you got close enough to look them in the eye. But what the hell I still had a good time. I got my tit grabbed by a cute little black chick and I think I found the worlds softest skin on a blond chick with a nice set of fake tits wh

Sailing
AS I SAIL OFF INTO THE SUNSET, I CAN SEE THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, I'M DOING IT, I'VE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE EDGE, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HAPPENED, I COULDN'T BREATH.... THIS IS A POEM THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS 13... THIS IS MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE SOMETIMES... HIT ME UP AND TELL ME WHAT YA'LL THINK ***KIM****

Just Stuff
SADNESS EnigmaSingingfool.com You Should Rule Venus Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds. You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself. Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others. While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic. You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself. What Planet Should You Rule?

Vacation
I was just talking with Shell (the host of the contest) If she removes me she will lose all the points for it and I don't that to happen (see I am a Nice person). Sooooooo I am staying in the contest......You can go comment bomb me if you want to, I'm not going to beg. If you do then Thank you in advance....Have a Great Weekend I'm home sick...left work 2 hours early yesterday, couldn't stand the pain anymore, went to the Doctors and I have a Bad Bladder infection, if you've never had it they hurt like hell, so I am on an antibiotic and told to stay home from work til Monday. Here is the link to my pic in the contest.... I am leaving in the morning on an early morning flight to Oklahoma to see my daughter and meet my new Grandson, I'll be gone for a week, back the 2nd of Dec. I'm so excited about going, can't wait to hold the little guy, he is so cute. He was born Nov 9th, two weeks early. It's kind of a miracle she got pregnant, she had cervical Cancer and only has a p

Guy's Rules Women Need To Read This Very Funny.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you wa

My Thoughts
hurt again scared that you'll leave me but afraid this time i won't be okay. about to cry cause the person i loved went away then i gave you my heart an now i hear your gonna go away. trying to hold on to my life already but if you leave i'll just let my self die an be gone an never be okay again.. trying to love you but i'm scared too. trying to keep my emotions from showing this time. trying to run away from my life not wanting to get hurt again especially not with you. i should break it off now before i get in to deep an instead of letting go you hurt me. sorry i led you on baby but i can't get hurt again for tears for tears. blood for blood. your life for mine i will always love you i shall til the end of time. when your sad an feelin down you can come to me like i do when i'm sad i come to you. i love yous in exchange for you love me. life for death mine for yours. i'll love you til the end of time plus even more. love for love hurt for pain brokin hearted for ha

Tearz
TEARZ Tearz fall from everywhere. Tearz just roll down your face as you dry one the harder the tearz fall. Tearz come from lats of thingz like love, happiness,sadness. Tearz will never stop fallen no matter what, cuz if the tearz not from you there from someone else. Tearz are salt water that fallz from the eyez of someone who he's either love. Loved had happyness and sadness tearz will never stop fallin for noone no matter how we try.

Goin Crazy
Ever since the day you went away and left me lonely and cold My life just hasn't been the same ohh baby, nooo When I looked into your eyes the moment that I let you go I just broke down (down) Baby if I ever get the chance to be with you again I would sacrifice Cuz the feeling that I feel within No other man would ever make me feel so right Its nice to smile when I get your phone call at night But I'd rather have you here with me, right next to me I miss the way you hold me tight [Bridge] I gotta let you know I feel so weak without your touch I never thought that I could ever love a man so much I gotta let you know I think that we are destiny For you I'd cross the world, for you I'd do anything [Chorus 2x] Thats right baby I'm going crazy I need to be your lady I've been thinking lately That you and me, yes we can make it Just ride with me, roll with me I'm in love with you baby Break it down now I'll tell you what I feel From the moment that I met you i

Kearn
I meat my 3rd wife Karen on Thanksging day in 1988. We had our first date on St. Valentine’s Day 1989. Moved to TX. In 1990 Got wed July 7 1995 She had a stroke on Mothers day 2000. On Halloween 2003 we found out she had brain cancer, She past away in my arms Dec, 8 2003. Karen You came into my life Thanksging day And I was thankful Our first date was on St. Valentine’s Day And you got my heart We marred close to Independences day And became as one I lost part of you on Mothers day And I began to nurse you We got bad news on Halloween And was scared I lost you the day after Pearl Harbor day So my memory of you will always be With me and close to my heart Now I give part of your ash to some of The ones we love on Memorial Day So we all will have you close at heart With love Jimmy a halford

Life Live It
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t Supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once And it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, So remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend; you’ll blame a new love For things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too Fast and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve Never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset Is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back? Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will Never begin. Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well Preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Totally worn out, shouting HOLY COW --- WHAT A RIDE!!!!

Ft Campbell Bad Boot Camp
YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME SOME THING HAS GONE WRONG AT FT CAMPBELL ARMY BASE A LOT INCCODENTS HAVE HAPPENED THAT HAVE BEEN HUSH HUSH I HAD A BROTHER THAT WAS THERE AND WAS ALMOST KILLED DUE TO HAZING YOU THING THE GOVENMENT WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT INSTEAD THEY TURN THEM INTO KILLERS AND BUT THEM INTO SPECIAL UNITS THEN HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE MENTAL BREAK DOWN WHEN THEY ARE DONE THEIR TORE IT NOT EASY BEING A SOLDIER IN THIS TODAYS WORLD I SUPPORT THE MAN WHO FIGHTS FOR US ANS ARE RIGHTS AND THAT IS YOU AND I GOD BLEES THE USA

My Poems And Stuff
Torment Pointing fingers “oh my gosh look at that” Laughter all around Schools such a blur Complaining and fussing “I’m not sitting next to that, she’s much to different” So somewhere else they sat Making faces When heading to a different room “what the hell is wrong with her, Stupid” they assume Walking alone As they whisper when I go by They are tempted to make fun and laugh But all I do is sigh Raising my hand When I know what to do “your doing your work?, Look she’s a nerd too” Walking home Going at a speedy pace Moving as fast as I can As if my life was a race When I reach the finish line Also known as my home There I sit in my room Once again all alone Torments start again As threats are then heard Shaking and screaming Hearing them word for word Looking around drastically For a place to hide Somewhere where I’ll be left at peace I need someone who will be on my side I find nothing but a teddy bear Daddy gave me

Missing Soldier
MISSING SOLDIER FROM FORT CAMPBELL!!! PLEASE READ!! Most of you on my friends list I speak to quite frequently and some of you are very dear friends of mine. Now I am banking on that friendship as I am in need. My friend Jessiah has gone missing, it has been 5 days now and there is no sign of him anywhere. He has recently come home from Iraq, and we fear he may be suffering some post-traumatic stress syndrome or something. He has a wife, who is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, and a young son, who are both in Washinton right now and pretty much powerless to do anything down here. He has not used his cell phone or credit cards, his car is parked in the same spot it has been in......we are in fear of his life. He was last seen leaving Kickers, which is in a pretty bad area of town and right by the river. He has been listed on the National Missing Persons Database and yesterday his case was assigned to a detective. PLEASE HELP US! Go take a look at his profile, his URL is http:/

Women
shit is hitting the fan, and its hard not getting it on you! enjoy your ride to the gas pumps, because soon you will not be able to pay for the gas to get there!, i ask the sons what do we need for food this coming week, i cry, where am i going to get the money to pay? five items cost what 50 use to cost and looking at the forclose signs, on the way to the store makes you wonder, what is happening to my safe little haven? got home from the store broke and checked the mail and there from the irs was a note, did you make any money in 2007? if so send it in! i got to get inside were its safe, so i get on the computerdesk and first turn the tv, there bashing each other was obama trying to head off the lynching mob, and Bill in drag trying to run for his third time! (you don't really belive she will actually be pres? why would anyone want to vote this time? i guess the only reward is it can't be any worst than bush! i need to go potty! and i tried to shit, but only farted!!! some are bored,

Tell Me Your Favorite Kiss.........
this is a testimonial of life, this is for my MOM, she left this world on the 16th of august, 2006, ramona lemon was a wife, a mother, a nurse, and a friend. she lived her life to be a friend to all, at the drop of a hat, she would go and help, no matter what she could do. Her life was spent in the pursuit of the care of people, and the enjoment of life. There was never anyone who seeked her aid, that did not recieve it. As a mother, she always saw that we were cared for, at no cost to herself, she was, THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I have ever met. I weep now, on this 6 month rememberence of her, and her life, but I am also happy, and proud, that I know in my heart, that she is among the angels of this world, helping to guide us, and protects us, because, that is who she is.................................................... Ramona, You are home, but, You are missed.....more than words, and love, can say...... your family Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you

The S-10
Hey ya'll. I'm bringing the S-10 back to life again. Between the major body damage, broken window, broken rim, and a blown out 33" Super Swamper it should be resurected one last time. I plan on trying to fix all the body damage myself with a little help from my friends, and a lot of beer.

Looking For Students
Hello everyone. I am looking for people in the St. Louis area or anywhere that would like to learn the form of martial arts that I have created. It is known as the Kakusareta style. If anyone would like lessons in person or through the internet please contact me. Thank you

My First Blog
Awful Breakfast One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. "I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread. "Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature." The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!" "Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday pl see me and they see all smile but every day i die a little at a time............. what they dont see is im very sad and unhappy and i wonder if ppl would even notice..... or would they say its just another death......... ive seen ppl say things like that all the time and i dont under stand there was of thinking .......hopefully when i die or someone like you ppl wount say that it was just ano

Oh To Be 7
well is friday night and my daughter the lil angel lol is havin her very first slumber party ..so 3 7 year old girls doing there thing ..so its about an hour till show time and my daughter has her tunes turned up singin her heart out dancin around her room gettin ready ..all i can do is laught my ass off ...its funny cause in a couple years from now its not going to be a slumber party she's getin ready from is going to be a date....OH GOD HELP ME ...lol

Ratings
Now i know Rocky was one of the all time great great movies. Actually Some of Sly's better films but dont you think it is time to retire the legacy. Hey dont get me wrong i know i will be going to see it. But still after Rocky 2 none of the other movies quite lived up to the name. I Just hope that this one is better then the last.