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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+!

Why

Why should you not look for the one that makes you happy? Why not keep looking ? Fear of being hurt is no reason not to look. Fear is just an excuse, its just an emotion. Yes its a strong one, but what do you have if you allow fear to win? You have emptiness, you have loneliness. Why not seek and maybe get hurt? Why not give love in return and see where it leads? THat one person might be the key to every door, the glow that fills the soul. Allowing fear to rule just allows its conterparts to take control.

Cut

I press the blade against the flesh life's essence hidden right below just one fast swipe can unleash a cut to release the torrential flow the spray in spurts paints a picture on the wall then the images dissolves.... gravity pulls it to the ground there it gathers in a pool I stare into it..... looking into it as a mirror seeing all that I have in life seeing what I might miss only one image forms a beautiful image one of who I love the one I miss I reach for that smile failing to lift my hand all my strength is in her face all is in that mirror that shows her face
I had a surprise occur early this morning (like around 4am). I have Lhas apso dogs and apparently the decidesd to produce a family without me being aware of it. Now I have six puppies and all but two are black with white paws. One looks more like a freakin cow with its black and white fur. Below are some pics of the lil ones.... They will be for sale too!!!!
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Im going to mary that girl someday.... Just thought i would let ya know what i was thinking about considering thats what im listening too... Made ya look tho. Have a great day

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things have been said things have been promised lives have been changed souls grew as one something noone had forseen hearts collided in mid space blood intertwined emotions so mixed to undo things now it cant be done no seperation is possible the wound will be too deep the feeelings that bound the threads of loved that repaired they cant be removed the ties are to strong neither heart strong enough they cant survive alone

LOVE is an intricate emotional
state LOVE is a state of pleasure
LOVE is a state of bliss LOVE
is a state of determination
LOVE is a state of caring
LOVE is a state of attachment
LOVE is a form of lust
LOVE is a state of the mind
LOVE is a state of bond
LOVE is is a condition from within the soul
LOVE is something very special When you find your soul mate
When you find true love
Love will Conquer everything
Love in purity will continue
Love with Love and you will know
True LOVE

none

the cold comes over the darkness overwelms there is nothing moving no sounds to be heard as the final light fades an echo of beating hearts the sigh of released air

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Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide The time is nearing The calling of finality No matter how hard the fight There is no winner in this game The clouds roll in The mist rises up Keep trying to run Keep trying to hide Its all set in motion There is no place to hide Dark corners wont suffice It will find you on time Then the fight is lost Take it as you see fit But just let it win My time is up, I have given in Let the shadows descend Feeding upon despair

Trust

Trust T-truth R-Reality U-Understanding S- Security T-Transition In order for it all to work you must be always be truthful to one another, with that comes the reality thatyou do have the understanding for each other. When you get to that point you feel the securityof life without the lies, you are ready for the transition of a relationship to its fullest. Trust is what will make or break your world.
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