There was this little boy about
12 years old walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind him.
He comes up to
the doorstep of a house of ill repute
and knocks on the door. When the
madam came to answer it, she saw
the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside,
had the money to buy it, and wasn't
leaving until he got it. The Madam
figured,
why not, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him
to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked her if any of the girls
had any diseases, and of
course
the madam said no But he said
he'd heard that all the men were
talking about having to go to the
hospital and get shots after
making
love with Mable, and THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the
little boy
was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the madam told him
to go upstairs and go to the
first room on the right.
So he headed down the hall
dragging the squashed frog behind
him. Ten minutes later he came back down,
still dragging the frog,
paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the only girl
she had in the place with a
disease, instead of one of the others.
He said: "Well, if you must know,
tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to
eat, leaving me at home with
a baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm
going to have sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to be
very fond of cute little boys, and then she will get the disease that I just caught.
When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter home,
and on the way, he'll jump the
babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when dad gets home from the
babysitters, he and mom will go to
bed and they'll have sex, and mom
will catch it.
In the morning when dad goes to
work, the milkman will deliver
the milk, and he'll have a quickie
with mom, and he'll
catch it,and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who
ran over my FROG!"
