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True Friends
Every might have already voted for her but she the greatest friend to have just let her know she loved ~~~PoeticAngel~~~@ LostCherry Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com MySpace Glitter Graphics im thinking of deleting from here cause I cant get into the site anymore so good luck. Those who talk to me on Yahoo and still talk to me and those who want to just ask me for my email. IF you dont that cool GOOD LUCK and peace out

My Poem
Losing Sight The night is covered in blackness with a cold wind blowing, I can’t see anything there is no light to guide me, There’s no sound coming from anywhere to give me something to walk to, All I hear is the sound of my breathing which also leaves me and drifts into the darkness , The sound of my heart beating joins my breath as I begin to panic more, Afraid that I may never move for the fear of not knowing what lies ahead takes control, I fall to my knees my hands on my head gripping my hair in frustration not knowing what I should do, I let go of my hair and I cross my arms across my stomach feeling sick with the feeling of uselessness, The darkness fades away as I see myself and see how much stronger I look, I’m helping others I’m happy I look fearless and full of life, How can this be me while I stand alone in the darkness as I am now, Though I no longer hear the wind for the people talking to me over power it I feel it’s coldness, Everything goes

My Escape
Im jus sitting here, Throwing my life away, Living my life, Day by day, Wishing and wanting, So much more, This life, I no longer adore, I don't like these faces, The glares that i get, To run and hide, Would be my best bet, I will run, Run away, I've ran so long, Now I'm a stray, I will come back, Maybe, someday, But for now, I will remain far away,

Other's Poetry
Build for yourself a strong box, Fashion each part with care; When it's strong as your hand can make it, Put all your troubles there; Hide there all thought of your failures, And each bitter cup that you quaff; Lock all your heartaches within it, Then sit on the lid and laugh. Tell no one else its contents, Never its secrets share; When you've dropped in your care and worry Keep them forever there; Hide them from sight so completely That the world will never dream half; Fasten the strong box securely- Then sit on the lid and laugh. Bertha Adams Backus

Poetry
Sitting at your gravesite, none of it seeming real. People saying "I'm sorry for your loss" or "I know just how you feel". I remember you; Laughing, Loving, Dancing, Smiling I picture you; Elegant, Beautiful, Glowing, Curious We met while still in high school, you were the quiet girl in her shell. I passed you during lunchtime, It was at that moment that I fell. We dated; Movies, Dinners, Walks, Talking We loved; Passionately, Yearning, Faithful, Abandonless We married when I was 21, and you yourself just 20. We bought a small two room house, you assured me it was plenty. We decorated; Tasteful, Expensive, Stylish, Modern We celebrated; Birthdays, Christmas, New Years, Valentines It happened one cold winters night, I insisted that we go. The roads were wet and icy, it had just begun to snow. Sounds; Screaming, Screeching, Sirens, Cries Words; "Is anyone hurt", "Are you O.K.", "You need to let her go", "Sir, she's gone" I've loved noone but you my sweet, I love y

No More In The Truck
I don't get to ride in the semi with Terry for a good while. Apparently my body is trying its worst at being a traitor. So Doc's orders I get to find an apartment. I am going to miss the road and miss Terry the most. He has Meena to keep him company! I think she get jealous when I set in the truck! My dog has a curious crush on Terry! I get ignored! I have raised this pup all her life so talk about traitor! So now dealing with my kidneys, baby and missing the begeebers out of Terry, I feel like I am going nutters! I am going nutters!

Happy Halloween....i Guess?
Yeah I'm bored now....and I don't feel good cuz too much candy for me! I'm gonna die now! YAY! It's not like the world will miss me except maybe Chris....but I don't know but anyway Happy Halloween ppls!

Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomorrow

Hunters
Two guys go into the woods hunting..One has a new rifle and new scope..he's looking around with his new scope and says, wow I can see your house from here. Uh oh and your wife is cheating on you..The other guy says well shoot her in the head and him in the balls, the hunter with the scope says thats easy, I can make that in one shot...

Anime
i am an anime freak ok.... and i went to an anime convention... i love it. i didnt want it to end... BUT I am back to reality unfortunately.... i have 50 some pics of ppl in cosplay.... i cant wait to do it again next year...

Fuck This Shit!
1. Would you let me fuck you? 2. What positions would u let me fuck u in? 3. Would u let me fuck u slow? 4. Would u let me fuck u hard? 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fuck u? 7. Would u let me fuck you in the shower? 8. Would u let me hancuff u or tie u up to the bed and then fuck u? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would i fuck you? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 16. Would you give me head? 17. Would you let me give you head? 18. Are u gonna send a reply and repost to this to see if and how i want to fuck?

Therapy
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors." 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

Fucking Girls
Ok now why the fuck are girls so damn complicated....every fucking time i try to get close to a girl she doesn't want anything to do with me why do you girls do this?!?! this is really fucking me up for the future girls i date cause now i'm just scared to ask someone out cause i'm fucking scared of rejection this is just ugh! i want to just date someone but damn it i can't ever tell if a girl wants me and i sure as hell can't ask someone out i mean i wish i could but its too hard cause of some shit thats gone down but whatever i'm trying my fucking hardest to get over someone right now but damn it nothing works i just need someone to fucking help me ugh!!!!!!...........and ok whatever that probably makes no sense to anyone but i needed to get that out of my fucking head cause its killing me...and yeah there is more but i'm gonna keep it inside for now...

Highschool??
Lonely Everyday I open the door and I see all these faces, all the empty stares looking back at me. I feel cold, empty, dead inside. I walk through the crowds of people looking for a friendly face. Through searching, looking beyond the faces, I find I don’t like what I see. I’m looking for another caring soul, not a million, just one. One caring soul out of all those empty glances. Walking down the halls, I hear how people talk, and wonder if they are hiding what I’m hiding inside. I talk to people who don’t know the real me, I talk to half the people I see. Not a single one of them knows the person I can not hide much longer, nor do they know the truth that lies in my eyes. You saw me from a distance, you looked in my eyes, then you ran away, afraid to find the real me, afraid of the unknown. Then all at once you looked again, right in my eyes, but still you can’t see the person I hide inside, and once again you walked past. I thought you were the person whom I could be honest with,

Razorblades&rainbows/my Poetry
Punch Drunk Love... Looking at you, As I walk out the door. Punch drunk love, I can't take anymore. Strapped and chained, Against your wall. You're hateful words, Make me feel so small. Cluttered feelings, In my head. All my feelings, Wind up dead. Power hungry, In so many ways. I haven't trusted, In so many days. Chaos building, In my sights. I haven't slept, In so many nights. Punch drunk love, I ccan't take anymore... HIT OR MISS I never thought to end it like this, All my feelings are hit or miss. Bouncing around like a jumbled thought, Into the voidless decaying rot. You're everything I ever wanted to control, Even the darkness has a soul. A nameless nothing that has no end, Every rule, it chooses to bend. But happiness is what I seek, Maybe my efforts are way too weak. Peace will not find a place within me, The rutheless vengeful hate will not let me be. Look at this broken mess, Lookin like all the rest. Driftin away from all the sanity,

Condom Lovers
"Which Condom Would You Use?" Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey, you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. ......KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.....this 1 is for me Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Bet 'cha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: "Reach out

A Little About My Daughter
So This sunday, being November 19th; my baby girl, Cami Elizabeth NiCole is going to be 6 months old...6 months and it seems like I've been a mom my whole life. I really dont remember what it was like before she came into my life. She is getting So big!!! Anyway I have some pictures of her on one of my photobuckets hehe! I'm not sure what order it should be but I do know that the professional pictures that are also found in my pictures are recent. Well...Enjoy and leave comments!! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/Jolyfli/Cami/?start=all

Tell Me What You Think!
Well I finally finished my Muzicans page!!! I was able to upload 4!!! of my songs I made My Self!!! that I though you would enjoy! even on the last one ...its a little drawn out but trust me Its worth it to listen to all the way through. I've made shure to throw in a GRand Suprize!!!! So with out futher Adew...the MadScientis debut- http://www.myspace.com/madchemicalscientist P.S. Thanks for all the suport and feedBack yall all Fraggle Rock!

Someone
i lost a friend the other day... he left... i miss him sooo much... i cried when i found out... i feel like apart of me is gone... i know that he's never commimg back... that makes me cry harder... i just want him to know... that i love him...

Its Only Me!!
I work constrution,Im a carpanter.Build ethenal plants and move to a different town or state about once a year.sounds like fun!YA RIGHT!!!It sucks after a wile.not a lot to me.Im a simple man with simple plans.

Poetry
Do you ever wonder why you focus on the future? I mean, I know you're clear that it's an escape from the present But, just entertain the possibility, if only for a second that it is more than high hopes, wants and unfulfilled wishes that makes you dream about hugs and kisses with someone I know you don't really know In this sea full of sharks and fishes I believe you're of the variety that is tame and, not because your game is lame but, because you've at least progressed to where you know how to give and when to take You still live with some of your mistakes but you don't want to go back You know you don't need that So, what is it I'm trying to say? When you're not in the here and now, when you're contemplating next steps Do you really take a look around to understand who you're with? It's not your dreams I'm trying to steal, it's just I really wonder if you know they're not real I'm the first to live in the land of faith but if that state takes you to a place o

Arrogant Nonconformists
I am currently reading about; the Privately Owned Federal Reserve Bank, the New World Order, Reichstag Fires of the United States Government and the Loss of Civil Liberties, Illuminism, the Knights Templar, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, the Skull and Bones Fraternity, the Masonic sect, ancient religions of Egypt and Babylon, Occultism, the Bush family dealings and financial ties with the Third Reich and Adolf Hitler, the use of Depleted Uranium by the United States Military, the United Kindom's pending issuance of the National Identification Card, the United States controversial Real ID Act of 2005, One World Government, and the International Criminal Court. .............................................................. .............................................................. ..................................... Hey, I just feel like a rant. I was never one to cave to peer pressure. I was always confident. I didn't need anyone to tell me how to ha

Memories
Your little girl looks up to you Wherever you may go You're not just my father, Dad, you're my hero You have been there Since I was a kid You know everything I said And everything I did Whenever I need you You always understand I've always thought you were perfect With the world in your hands It never matters what it is Whatever I say or do You are always there right by my side With my problems I always come to you I could never keep anything from you Nor could I ever lie When I tell you all my faults You never ask me why Happy, Sad, Depressed, Upset You've been there for all the moods You've somehow learned to put up with Some of my know-it-all attitudes In my eyes you are always right Never are you wrong Somehow you have this thing with me Where we always get along When I am upset, or mad at the world You know exactly how to respond That's because you are my dad With that certain special bond You know exactly what to say

Confessions
Confessions I feel like im being torn apart what do i do cant keep runnin ne more ~*~CoNfEsSiOnS~*~ I don't even know why I'm crying right now. I'm so torn apart right now I have feeling's for phil and he's broken up with me twice the first time He called back that night and appoligised and he was sorry. and then he said some other things the next week and did it again and every time I talk to him it get's harder and I want to love him but i cant because no matter how much i try I still love josh i miss him so much and We always promised to be best friends if we broke up and it breake's my heart everytime I see him or get asked about him or whatever because it isnt in my life and everyday I wake up and i think hes not in my life. ANd phil says im running away from my feelins and so is he because 1 minute he loves me the next he's like part of me wants u and the other im not sureof i cant keep doing this and I cant keep hurtin over lovin josh i wish there wasnt love i the world

Me
Hi my name is Sabrina I am egaged and have two boys 11 months and 12 years old. My fiance is the best why you ask beacause he lets me be free. he is the only man i know that will let his wife (the wed is 12/24/06) have a girlfriend and not request that we have a threesome with him all the time. he also lets me pretty much do as i please when we go to the stripclubs especially the one i used to bartend at he lets me flirt and have a good time without being stuck up my ass. I guess he is lucky too considering i am so openminded that i have no problem with him having a girlfriend besides me and it doesn't have to be the girl i am seeing. i guess what i am trying to say is i am here for friends and meeting people for a good time. at this time i would like to thank everyone that has rated either my profile or pic a 10. So anyone who is not warded off by the fact i have kids and am getting married wchich all that is a legal piece of paper so that we can get a house and other military benefi

Errr
4 days iv been in bed!! 4 days!! If it wasnt for good friendship (thankya darlyn) and a hell of a lot of drugs i wudnt have been able to skintify myself today altho i am actually about to pass out as it took all my energy away. the worst of my bein ill was probly the fevers the fucking painful headache The SHITTING painful stomachache oh yer and not seeing anybody just constant sleeping!!! the lack of diet coke this random ability to make every liquid (INCLUDING WATER IN A GLASS) i touched taste like burning plastic as wel as smell like it (and if u think it was just me ask ben dorman...he smelt it and agreed....got me a new glass...tasted it....it was fine....i tasted it,....was fine....5 mins later....WTF?!?!) so all those who love me and care about me spam me with comments of i love yous and get well soons etc etc and if u think ur extra special and u love me more than any1 else then i expect at least 2! (CHERRY THATS LIKE 4 FROM YOU........yer

Virgo
September (Virgo) Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Retard
here is what ya do if you : would hug me repost this would kiss me send me a shout would like to spend time with me send me a shout would do me message me repost this and see what peeps would do to you

I Believe In Miracles
> Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa > > at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding > > a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. > > "Your friend?" Your sister? > > > > "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he > > said sadly. > > > > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw > > her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. > > > > "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" > > the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. > > > > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, > > asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. > > When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the > > child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > > > > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > > > > "Well, I know it's really too

Feelings
as i cut deeper watch my blood flow like a river watch it grow larger as it runs down every where watch it until i run dry let it fill up your dream full of me let me rest in you mind forever all i ever wanted to do was show you unconditional love but its a crime now i just wanted to hold you close but that is a crime you say you care but you hide be hind lies you said you wanted to see me and be more then my freind but you slept with some one else why do i have to hurt like this because of wanting to love you is this gods way of forsakeing me why tho all i ever wanted was to be a good prson to love someone like you but that just goes to show life is a tease just like you its a false dream of hope and lies dead ends to and thanks to you i see the truth behind ever closed door thanks to you i suffer more thanks to i bleed thanks to you im cold to every one everything and most of all thanks cause i am cold now to but now i bleed for you for now for al

????
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED ON 07-07-07.. WISH US LUCK AS WE START OUR NEW TOGETHER!! OK, THIS IS SAD...I HAVE 141 FRIENDS BUT STILL I'VE ONLY HAD 58 PEOPLE RATE MY PROFILE. NOW EVERY PERSON ON MY FREINDS LIST HAS GOTTEN THEIR PROFILE RATED BY ME SO, I SURE WISH YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME. FOR EVERYONE THAT DID THANK YOU!

Unholy Feelings
Here I lie upon my bed madness flashing through my head thinking things of wicked sorts unholy feelings I should abort maybe life will change in time but can the thoughts within my mind? To live a life without the hate I've never seen but still I wait its very hard to change my past but this hate I feel will always last my heart, my soul is all I give but not my mind, it does not live

Most Embarrassing Moment You Had During Sex
ok, let's fess up. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened during sex. Could be 1 on 1, thressome, orgy, masturbation etc.... I have two that I can think of, but I will start off with one and if we get reponses I will post the other. I will start with the more mild of the two, that was embarrasing for both of us: It is during the college years and me and a girl I hooked up earlier in the evening went to this party. We got hammered and started to fool around. This was on the couch in the middle of a room full of people. One thing led to another and she started giving me a blowjob as a laid down on the couch. Things were going great, then I asked her to deepthroat me. She said that she never had tried it before, but I coaxed her into giving it a try. SO,m she slowly tryies to take all of me in, but then starts to gag some. After a moment she tries again, then with no warning, one small gag and then she hurls over my dick, balls and my stomach. All of this in

Anyone What Some Whip Cream To Go With Those Cherries
I went to my son's first chorus concert this evening, and when we got done I had the absolute best BANANA SPLIT in the world!!! 2 Bananas 3 Scoops ice cream (Caramel Cone Crunch/Turtle Heaven/Tasmanian Tracks) 3 Toppings (Caramel/Hot Fudge/Peanut Butter) Whip Cream and one delicioso CHERRY! This wasn't a banana boat, but the MOTHERLOAD Go Figure A Pregnant Woman Was Making It And Kept Stressing That She Was Making It How She Would Want It Right Now, lmao

The Good The Bad And The Hated
SO THIS IS HOW IT IS IF GO TO YAHOO AND HANG OUT BEWAR OF THE ONES THAT WILL STILL YOU AWAY AND FUCK YOU OVER BUT THERE IS A GOOD SING IN THERE THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD NEVER NOING WITCH ONE IS WITCH BUT DO NO THIS NO ONE IS WHO THEY REALY ARE IN LESS YOU NO THEM DONT GET SUCKED IN DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU I HAD A ROOM IN 31 AND THERE ARE GOOD ONES AND THERE ARE BAD ONES I NO I REPET MY SELF ALOT RUN LIKE CHICKIN WITH MY HEAD CUT OFF BUT ITS THOS WHO DWELL IN HELL THAT WELL TAKE YOU AWAY YOU RUN AND RUN TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT IT GRABS YOU AND SPINES YOU AWAY DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO DONT LET THEM GET YOU STAY CLOES TO THE ONES YOU LOVE AND DONT VENTER TO FARE OFF FOE EVIL BE LERKING AND DARK NESS FALLS SAY TO TRUE TO THE ONES YOU LOVE NOW I HAVE LOST MEAN FRIENDS THE EVIL TOOK ME AND WASTED ME AWAY TRY TO LEVE LOOKING FOR HOPE, FOR THERE YOU SHELL FIND WHAT YOU WANT BUT HAPPENES IS ALL A JOKE SO BEWARE AND DONT HASATAT MAKE SURE YOU SATY ON THAT YELLE BRICK ROAD LIKE THE LION THE TIN MA

Damn Not Again
well as the story gets better than the first one so i feel i need to just vent as you all ready know i am working overnights and i dont see my man that much any more the one day i have off this month im out shopping for the kids i get home to find out he {my man} and his service manager got into an arguement instead of acting like mature adults the service manager decides to bring me into it by haveing her mother call me and tell me that she is someone elses mom whom my old man has been sleeping with since feb . i found out that it was the service managers mother who called me so i would put him out and believe me i was until i stopped to think about it . i next recieved a call from a girl claiming to be ther person in question she not knowing i allready knew who it was calling me and how they got my number{of course emergancy contact list lol} decides she wants to tell be her line of bs and when i asked where his birth mark was all she can say is i dont know go fig of course you didn

Just Rambling
Everyday I put on this happy face for everyone, I listen to everyone's good news and their bad, always the one that everyone leans on..and I'm not really complaining about that, I like to be there for people and glad that I'm the one they choose to come to...I just get so tired of petending like I'm always happy and let my hurt or sadness build up then one little thing can just set me off and the tears just start flowing. I hate feeling like I'm all alone and can't talk to anyone about certain things. I know I have some great friends on here and irl but it's still hard to open up...So I figured I'd put some things down here so some of you would at least get an idea. It's hard to be a bitch when you're so fucking sensitive sometimes lol If you've gotten this far..thanks for reading.

New Baby!!
Our lil boy, Jesse James, was born Nov. 18, 2006.. He weighed 4lbs 8oz. Blonde hair and blue eyes.. We are very proud parents of two very beautiful lil boys now.. Big brother Damon and new born Jesse.. Mommie and daddy love you guys..

My Bedtime Death 3
My Bedtime Death 3. Found myself looking at the mirror, confusing look on my face. What is that monster staring back at me? I have never seen him before, I don’t know him. My legs suddenly find there moving into the bedroom. There is a bed in front of me, I sit down. My eyes are averted towards the floor and a silver catches my eye. A little razor blade. I pick it up. I touch it to my skin and the velvety sweetness poured out of the little incision on my wrist. My head hit’s the pillow and I fall asleep soundlessly. 12/7/06 Adrian A.

Political Science For Dummies
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops d

Gothic Little Girl - By - Darkness
Beautifully wicked and insanely intense, The purest of gothic bliss. Immaculate radiance from tender skin, and lips too hot to kiss. Eyes shine bright but deep within, Passion and desire run wild. Hair that flows of silky strands, Her presence seems so mild. Deception Her cover behind a wall, She hides eternal rage. Lust and pleasure surge her veins, Her body is Her cage. Unleash Your dark and sexual fury, Find Darkness within Your World. Give unto Me Your entire soul, My Gothic Little Girl.

Life Or Death
If you havnt heard i lost my mom the 6th of Dec.She had a fight with Breast Cancer years ago,and had won.Late Nov. she woke up and told my dad her side hurt.Whent to the Dr.'s office to fine out her Ball-Bladder had to come out(sorry forgot what was wrong.Well during the sugery they noticed her liver was 98% eaten up with Cancer.After more tests the found more around her heart.What started off as being Breast Cancer ended up all over her body.They gave her 6-8 weeks.Try that was a day or two after T-day.I could go on and on....But this is to let EVERYONE know...PLEASE GET CHECKED OUT LIKE YOU SHOULD IF NOT FOR YOU FOR YOUR FAMILY..............

A Fistful Of Twilight
A fistful of twilight The snow falls On the beach Creates an Interesting dichotomy Matters of the heart Produce Self induced Lobotomies Separation of Church and state Required to Live free To separate life And Fate Evolves into What can never be Falling further Into the black You begin to seek The light Grabbing at morals Reaching for fun Which will save you What is right My mind Accelerates Subconscious passion Escalates Release the Safety Belt The ice is thin But I can skate Music flows From an unseen Source Your soul begins To dance You tap your toes And hit the floor You have another Chance

Hey Are The One I Have Been Waiting For
My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one. A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. I have 35 yea

Happy New Year
YEA FOR ME I MADE THE TOP 5 WELL YOU PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN ROUND TWO? ALL YOU DO IS PRESS THIS PICTURE AND GO VOTE FOR ME!!!! ITS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST SO VOTE DOZENS OF TIMES FOR ME PLEASE!!! THANKS SO MUCH, DAISY

High High
Hey yall Ever notice how you get friends but the never read you bulletins or comment your pix or mail you they add you rate some pix then go away for ever it seems well today this is how I fee so I jus thought I'd tell ya all how I'm feelin on the subject this moring... WELL SINCE IT SEEMS NO ONE EVER TALKS ON HERE I FIGURED I JUS TALK AWAY SO HERE IT GOES WHATS NEW IN MY BUBBLE : WELL EVERY THING IS STARTING TO GET BETTER STILL CONFUSED BUT NOT PREGANANT SO THATS GOOD AND MY MAN AND I ARE GOOD NOW DAY HE FINALLY SAID HE LOVES ME AND HGE SAID IT FIRST DOES THAT MEAN HE'S SERIOUS I DONT KNOW?BUT I WOULD LIKE TO THINK HE IS OTHER WISE I'M A HOPELESS FOOL LOOKIN FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES I JUS WANT TO BE HAPPY WHY IS THAT SO HARD THE WORLD WONT LET ME BE HAPPYT MY HEART WONT LET MY HEAD REST AND LIFE UTTERLY BLOWS SOME DAYS BUT I'LL KEEP MY JHEAD A FLOAT WITH HOPES AND PRAYERS SENT OUT UNTO THE WIND LIKE LIKE LEAVES IN FALL ALL UNKNOWING WHERE THEY'LL STOP AND HOPE YOU KNOW SOON..

Our Troops
Here are some facts that prove our troops are AWESOME! *The USG has rehabilitated 32% of Iraq's schools, for a total of 4,544 schools. *The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers provides training on industrial equipment enabling Iraqis to operate and maintain equipment and power systems throughout the country. *Regular immunization campaigns, and national immunization days aimed at children under age five and pregnant women have resulted in over 5 million children and 700,000 pregnant women being vaccinated against communicable diseases, including polio. *Security Forces: Since 2003, 258 Border facilities, 309 police stations, 14 academies and branch schools, 26 unit headquarters, and 67 fire stations have been built or rehabilitated. *Women comprise 25% of the Iraqi Parliament, which is the highest proportion in the Arab world and one of the largest percentages worldwide *Today, the Iraqi Air Force consists of more than 800 members, and like all Iraqi forces, is being rebuilt a

Adult What, Whys, And How
1. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A VIRGIN WHEN SHE SNEEZES? GOES-IN-TIGHT. 2. WHAT DOES A 72-YEAR-OLD SNATCH TASTE LIKE? DEPENDS .. 3. WHAT'S "68"? YOU DO ME AND I OWE YOU ONE. 4. WHAT DID CINDERELLA DO WHEN SHE GOT TO THE BALL? GAGGED! 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO CRIES WHILE HE MASTURBATES? A TEARJERKER 6. WHY DO THEY SAY THAT EATING YOGURT AND OYSTERS WILL IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE? BECAUSE IF YOU'LL EAT THAT STUFF, YOU'LL EAT ANYTHING. 7. HOW MANY PERVERTS DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB? JUST ONE, BUT IT TAKES THE ENTIRE EMERGENCY ROOM TO GET IT OUT! 8. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A VAGINA? THE BOX A PENIS COMES IN. 9. WHAT TWO WORDS WILL CLEAR OUT A MEN'S RESTROOM? "NICE DICK!" 10. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRUCKLOAD OF VIBRATORS? TOYS FOR TWATS. 11. WHY DO WE HAVE ORGASMS? HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW WHEN TO STOP 12. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF INDEFINITELY? WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE SLAPPING AGAINST HER ASS, YOU'RE IN DEFINITELY 13. DEFIN

Our Worst Enemy
Who do you consider as your worst enemy? The criminals roaming the dark streets? Your boss who's killing you mentally and emotionally with stress and harsh words? The people in office who are engaging in graft and corruption, instead of helping those in need? We have many implications of who our enemies are; but we have one common foe who is the main cause of our failures and misfortunes, and we're not even aware of this opponent. You may not want to admit it, but our worst enemy is ourselves. Who do you blame when something goes wrong? You blame the people around you, the weather, maybe even God. But we are the ones who are in control of ourselves. We can change the outcome of our lives because we have the capacity to do that. It is our fear, jealousy, greed, etc. that is ruining our lives. Some people who never managed to get out of poverty blame the government or their jobs. But they're too afraid to try out new ventures that may improve their lives

Care For A Little Necrophilia
Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack My ambition is to slay anon A sinner in the hands of a dirty God Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais Of light where faith leads truth astray I slit guts and free the moistest faeces Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within "My heart was a war-drum beat By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults When number thirteen fell in My lap Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Man-trap My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled At the blurred edges or reason 'till I was fulfilled Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades She went out like the light in My mind Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine... Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for fucks Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, reli

Imma Speak My Mind 4 Real
I got a few females hatin on me....and it really doesn't bother me, cause they aint shit...NONE OF THEM GOT SHIT ON ME!!!! Thats real talk. Its not my fault that some nigga's on here are feelin me....they feelin me cause I am a real ass female. I speak tha truth 100% all day eryday....I don't play games...I respect myself, I don't have myself on here but all my shit out there....and 9 outta 10 nigga's is gonna LOVE that about me....Don't hate on my cause Im a real ass female.. Ok....let me say this.....this broad came at me on my shoutbox and told me that I should be a lady and quit tryin to act gangsta.... FIRST of all...where does a dumb bitch like this who has her name as "MY KITTY.....whateva, whateva"....talk shit bout me not actin like a lady. I don't have my shit out there like "WHOA"...my shit is respectable...no doubt. SECOND of all, I am 100% LADY...all day eryday....HOWEVER....I rep mine, all day, eryday...and I WILL HOLD IT DOWN no matter what....I know a million nigga

State Trooper
the other day comeing back from bryan tx.i crossed the state line and a state trooper got behind me.so i gunned my truck and took off.well he put his lights on and pulled me over.he gets out his car and i get out my truck and walk up to him.he ask why i took off like that.he wasn't going to pull me over i wasn't doing anything wrong so why took off like that.well i just told him that my wife ran off with a state trooper and when he got behind me,it scared me and thought he was bringing her back.

Friends
There is a time in all friendships when you have to decide to say something or not say it. If you say something you risk messing up the friendship that you have built. Again if you do not say anything then you risk that you may miss that true happniess that we all wish for. How can this happen, because if the other person does not feel the same way as you then things in the friendship change. I know this cause years ago I said something to a good friend and we did not speak for over a year. In her mind things had changed and in her mind it just made a weird mess so we just did not talk. We started to talk about a year later but this had changed and ow we have lost track on she other, and at one point I thought of her as my little sister and think that is what made it hard when the thing was said. How do you decide when the time is right? How do you know the other person will take you seriously? How can things go back to how they were before the thing was said? How do you not

The End
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death96%Angel of Guidance25%Guardian Angel14%Angel of Prayer11%Angel of Hope7%Angel of Good Fortune0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com when the end is coming most people dont know it untill its to late but in my case i know mine is coming sometimes i feel that i can change it but now i feel i cant i have just about givin up and i dont care if it comes but i am waiting for it to come the days are getting fewer and fewer i want to stop it but i can my

A Real Man
WHAT MAKES YOU A REAL MAN IS IT BECAUSE YOU GOT HER PREGNANT NAW THAT'S NOT IT THAT ONLY MAKES YOU A MAN.SHIT A BOY CAN GET SOMEONE PREGNANT SO LET'S ERASE THAT MYTH,LET ME SEE HOW ABOUT I TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS I SEE THEM EVERY WEEKEND,SHIT THE MAILMAN CAN DO THAT AND READ THEM BED TIME STORIES TOO. MAN MY WOMAN BETTA HAVE MY FOOD READY AND MY BATH WATER RUNNING WHEN I GET THERE ARE IT'S ON,YEA THAT'S IT THAT'S A REAL MAN HE HAS HIS WOMAN AFRAID OF HIS PUNK ASS WHEN JUST THE OTHER NITE LIL RAY RAY SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND TREATED YOU LIKE A LIL BITCH BUT WHAT DID YOU DO GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR WOMAN'S ASS NOW THAT MAKE'S YOU A REAL MAN.BITCH THIS, BITCH THAT, THAT BITCH WENT THROUGH NINE MONTHS OF LABOR WITH THE HELP OF GOD AND I GUESS YOUR SORRY ASS TO BRING SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL INTO THIS WORLD AND YOU PROBABLY TRIED TO TAKE THE CREDIT FOR THAT.CUM ON BABY SHE AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT I KNOW SHE IS YOUR BESTFRIEND BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME I'LL BET YOU I CAN DO IT BETTER THAN Y

Yinging My Yang
Instead of finding the Ying to my Yang I will now just be yinging my yang.. Ok-Me and Rose have decided that from now on if we are attracted to a man and think he's incredible etc.. we are going to run the other direction. From now on we only date those that we think we will fail miserably with! Our reasoning? OUr judgement with men suck and we have decided to do the opposite of what our first impression tells us! Since doing what we think is right isnt working.. we will do what OR WHO we think is NOT right. LOL Anybody care to join us in our backwards world? hehe

Starbucks
Starbucks We have seen each other in line, in fact I go now mostly to see you. Glances, a word, but I don’t know how to move farther. I have been divorced for a year now, not sure how to get back into dating. And you are so pretty, long flowing hair, sweet smile and a sparkle in your eye. And a body to stop time, I could look all day. But you are beyond me, still kinda shy. One day, you sit for a few minutes, the store is empty. I order and when I turn around you are gone. I am disappointed, because I promised myself I would approach you today. As I look where you were, a portfolio catches my eye. I walk overto pick it up and my heart skips a beat, the perfect way to approach you. I open it in hope that your name and number will be inside. It is, but then something else catches my eye. An envelope with my name on the outside. I am confused, and I take it out. It says my name and “Open Me.” I open it and there is a note and another envelope. The note says “Hi C

Ummm How Bout Blog Stuff
I tried so hard just to get through to you But your head's so far from the realness of truth Was it just a come on in the dark Wasn't meant to last long I think you've worn your welcome honey I'll just see you along as I sing you this song Time can pass slowly, things always change You day's been numbered And I've read your last page You was just a temporary lover Honey you ain't the first Lots of others came before you woman Said but you been the worst Sa' you been the worst So goodbye to you girl So long, farewell I can't hear you cryin' Your jivin's been hell So look for me walkin' Down your street at night I'll be in with another Deep down inside DEEP DOWN INSIDE

I Guess I Entered Cutest Pet Contest!
hey peeps, Ive been so busy with the hott4est cherry contest I totally forgot about the cutest pet contest I signed up for....This one is not so important, but you can still check it out and leave me some comments so I dont feel like a total loser. HAHA My bad for signing up for more than 1 at a time, I think i just got a lil excited about wanting to be in a contest. Well anyway Still go vote for the hottest cherry one cuz thats the 1 I wanna win, but go ahead and CHECK THIS ONE OUT! Thanks!!!!!

Friends
you know this is messed up when ya have 114 people on your list and probably 30% of them don;t even talk to you what do ya do delete some of them or just keep the list ...hmmmmmmmmmm..what to do...lmao...i'll just keep them...love redneck aka mark well yall im afraid to say this but it might be my last day on ct i try to make people and can;t do it no matter how hard i try so if i leave i'll miss yall and to the ones that are friends of mine you guys can pm me on yahoo or msn sorry yall this has to happen hey all this is something to take very serious theres this guy that goes into the washington room on yahoo and he was saying how he had some kind of syndrome and stuff well after a whyile we found out that he is a sex offender his name is Mark Messner if anybody that goes into yahoo and they see this person iggy do not talk to it he seems nice but don;t talk to him

Life Without Blacks-african Americans Thanks To Emanon
A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land. 1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system. 2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors. 3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge

Slim
come check me and the station out that i dj @ on weekends we are @ http://powerpassionradio.piczo.com hope to see ya all there come and join me and the other dj"s while we tear up the air waves @ http://powerpassionradio.piczo.com we play what u wanna hear and say what we wanna say we are totally uncencered station come check me and the station out that i dj @ on weekends we are @ http://powerpassionradio.piczo.com hope to see ya all there

To My Friends
I like my job as a security guard. But it really frost my ass when I hear people call me a rent a cop. Dont these assholes know that a security guard has as much power as a normal person if not less. the company I work for will not let you cary a wepon and they put you in the most shitiest places. well take my place that I guard it is called Madison Towers. It is a highrise housing complex, and I have a bunch of people that drink, party, and do as they please without conserdation for others. But you try and tell managment about the problems and they do not want to listen to you because they think you are an moron or somthing. like about four or five weeks ago I had an asshole thretning my life. all because I aked him to stop beging money from the residents at my building. so I called the police and it too them an hour to get there. If the asshole would make good on his word I would be dead right now. but with the good lord willing, he did not want me at that time, and I still t

Brown Eyed Iowa Girl
MET MY BOYFRIEND ON IMATCH 2006 . HE LIVED IN SACRAMENTO CALIF.HE MOVED TO THE CORN FIELDS OF IOWA TO BE WITH ME.LOL. HE HAS A WONDERFUL SON 16 AND EVERYTHINGS GOING WELL.WE LOVE TO GO OUT ON THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER BOATING AND CAMPING. GOOD LUCK TO ALL YOUR SEARCHES HELLO EVEYONE , GLAD TO BE ON THE CHERRY...I MET MY MATE ON IMATCH.COM IN 2006..HOPE ALL YOU CAAN FIND YOUR MATCH!

Time & Time Again....???
So the single life just plain out SUCKS and im getting so sick and tired of all the drama and childish games that these so called men have to offer...im completly fed up...i duno what else to do or who to turn to anymore...all i really want it EVERYTHING and i guess thats too much to ask huh...???? why is that?????????

Poem - Winters Daggers
the cold night air piercing my skin, feeling its bite deep down within, open the skies and show me the sun, beauty and warmth like summers begun. I craddle the heat and nestle my head, just occasional breeze up over my bed, a picturesque rainbow, dont hear my complain, instead of the sun, we're stuck with the rain!

Peircings&tattoos
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R.i.p.
Gone now, but never forgotten Forever in our dreams Every day the sun shines for you Every day the roads are dry. The straights go on forever, The bends are as you dream. There are no more pains There are no more worries. You will be there at every party, You will take part in every race, You will stand ther on the podium. You will race with the stars, You will ride upon Gods pillion, And if Angels ride on Harleys, Then You will surely travel far. On Earth you were my friend, And now you are a star. So glide on Heavens Highway And lead the train up front. One day you will be waiting And together we will ride Once more again as friends The whiteline side by side. Randall Phillip Voils Cousin Rest In Peace

Don't Know What To Say
Well here i go sittin' here again all by myself trying to figure out what just happend. I keep askin myself why do things have to happen like this. It's just outta my hands I guess. I don't know what to do . Mom and Dad are getting a divorce, why? It's killin me. I know it's not my fault. Theres nothing i can do to stop it. It's just that after 24 yrs together that Mom just serves him papers. My dad is so tore up and I don't know what to say to him. Mom has totally shut everyone out and won't even give me a call. I guess things happen for a reason. She could at least give me a call. I'll just sit here and ponder the thought of not haveing a family anymore eventhough they are stepbrothers they are still my brothers and i love them very much. I don't know??? This sucks i'm gonna be all by myself now noone to turn to when in need of a shoulder. I guess as the dust settles i'll know a little bit more of what's going to happen, until then I don't know what to say.

Kisses
chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Ur smile makes me smile... ur talks make me glad.. But ur absence makes me sad... Be always with me my dear friend!!! send this 2 all ur friends in ur list n also back 2 me if i am ur friend.... If u get more than 7 u r lovable" ^H E , -^_^-, .. _, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..| _.. H E , .-^____________k __..,Y.-^________________i ________________________ss ________________________kis _______________________skiss _______________________kissk ______________________isskiss ____________________kisskisskis __________________skisskisskisski ________________sskisskisskisskissk ______________isskisskisskisskisskiss ____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis _________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss _______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk ______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss ______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis

The Drunk One
Should 'the drunk one' Stop Drinking? People have been telling me lately that I should stop drinking. Thereore I have been pondering over wether or not I should stop. Top Ten Reasons to Stop 1. The hangovers. Inever get hangovers so this doesn't apply to me. 2. Legally forced too. Doesn't apply to me. 3. Mean when you drink. Not me I am very loveable and funny when I drink. 4. Medical Reason. I'm in tip top shape. 5. Keep waking up next to the coyote ugly. Never happened to me I never get that drunk. 6. Keep loosing your car. I always walk to the bar or drink at home, so I always know where it is. 7. Always over sleeping. I actually get up earlier if I've been drinking. 8. Really high bar tab. I get alot of my drinks for free. 9. The bar tender gets you your drink before you even sit down. That's a problem, huh I thought it was a good thing. 10. If you don't drink for a day the bar loses money. I don't think that has ever happ

Why Oh Why?
Why am i always depressed? Why don't anyone believe me unless i have video evidence? Why do women think all men are alike? Why can't i get a break in life? Why does everyone continue to walk all over me? Why can't i get the nerve to walk on others? Why do we give our ex's another chance? Why do i care more for others than they do for me? Why should i stay here? Why do i want more out of life? Why do i feel so alone? Why am i alone? Why is all my luck bad? Why does every car i own breakdown even though i maintain them? Why do i have hand tremors? Why can't i get anything right? Why should i continue to try? Why do i want to cry? Why do i want to die? Why oh Why?

The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.

I Am This Girl
Message: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets the all sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at

Randommness
I really hate it when people tell you what you want to hear but dont mean a single word of it! If you want to be my friend be real dont fukin lie to me and blow smoke up my ass!! I love attention like anyone else but for crist sakes be real.. i don't have time for bullshit liars!! Why even do it? do you get some perverted pleasure out of fuking with peoples emotions??? Like i said if you want to be my friend say hi.. flirting is great! but dont lie to me.. if you dont want to have me as a friend at least tell me to fuk off! GEEZ. ok i'm done.. ty for listening.. Cherry on!

Contest Love
DONT LEAVE YET! NAKED GAME PIC IS HONESTLY JUST BELOW!!!! OK FIRST SINCE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION TO COME INSIDE PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE A FELLOW CHERRY SOME LOVE??? I NEED SOME OF YOU TO MAD BOMB MY PIC. ITS FOR ME TO WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY... COME ON PLEASE ITS NOT LIKE IT TAKES THAT MUCH TIME OR EFFORT TO HIT ON IT FOR A BIT. I KNOW CUZ I DO IT ALL OF THE TIME FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME TOO. I DONT MIND HELPING PEOPLE OUT!! IN FACT I ENJOY BEING ABLE TO DO FOR OTHERS BEFORE MYSELF. SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW SOME PASSION FOR ME AND DO THIS FOR ME??? WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED I WILL DEFINETLY DO FOR YOU!!!! THANK YOU!! OK HERE IS A PIC OF SOME HOT, SEXY, & ALMOST NAKED CHICKS ON GAME DAY FOR YOU!!!

The Year So Far...
Well so far this year has been pretty decent and hasent kicked me in the ass like many before. Ive decided that this year is going to be the year of making changes and not letting myself settle for just anything. Thats why I am joining the National Guard. I need to prove to myself that I am capable of more then just the day by day desk job. I am going to train to be a Flight Medic and I leave for bootcamp in July. I have naver done anything in my life that required me to take chances, I wake up at the same time everyday and I go to work because thats what I thought you are supposed to do as you get older. I dont want to do that anymore, I want to help people and make a difference in someones life. I think everyone has a job to do here on earth and I dont think I will be satisfied until mine is done!!!!!!!!!!!!

My First Blog
I really don't think that I can handle much more. In the last week I've lost 3 people. I lost my great grandma on the 14th, I lost a friend (Jarrett Lane) on the 16th at Virginia Tech, and this morning I lost my great aunt. Everytime I turn around something is going wrong. Everytime things finally start to look up, it all goes to hell. I am so sick of this. And everything that happened at VT is really killing me. To lose someone is one thing, but to lose some that way is tearing me apart. Everynight I wish that I would go to sleep and when I wake up it will all have just been an extremely horrible dream. Just something that never happened. None of those that we lost Monday deserved it. It scares the hell out of me too to be honest. Its because, we'll watch on the news that there was a school shooting somewhere and yeah we think its sad, but it doesnt seem all that real. And we always think, thats no wheres near here, its never gonna happen around here, or its never gonna happen to

Rabbit..
A rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a pint and cheese and ham toastie. The barman is amazed, but serves his new customer. At either end of the bar two locals look on in disbelief. Next day, the rabbit again goes to the bar and asks for a pint and a cheese and ham toastie. The barman's serves him and is pleased to note that word is spreading and there are 5 other customers in the bar to see the rabbit. On the third day, the bar is pretty busy when the rabbit arrives and asks for a pint and a cheese and ham toastie. As he drinks his pint and eats his toastie the crowd watch in amazement and even give a small round of applause as the rabbit puts down his empty beer glass. After about a week of this the rabbit has to push his way to the bar, there are so many customers there to see him. The barman is delighted. He's made more money this week than in the previous year! The rabbit again asks for a pint and a cheese and ham toastie, but...The barman ha

Quiz.. Thingy
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ____??? I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. []1 []2 []3 []4 []5 []6 []7 []8 []9 []10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would u give me your number if so let me get it? _____________________ Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes

Adults Only
I hope you all enjoy this just thought I would share another little fantasy of mine so here goes....... It is a friday night. I had decided earlier that I would go out and have a good time dancing at the local nightclub and so I did. I had a great time but never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined what would happen next. I walk over to my car and as I am about to get in I notice this woman walking out of the club coming toward me. I had noticed her in the club earlier that night with some friends. She was very beautiful her long black hair blowing in the wind. She calls out to me saying she needs to ask me something so I step away from my car to walk closer to her. Just as I get to the front of my car a van pulls up and there is a hand over my mouth as I am lifted into the air and thrown into the van. I see the woman get in and then I am blindfolded. We drive for a short while before the van stops and I am taken from the van into a house. I am taken over to a b

Sexual I Q
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

He Is His Own Problem
I met someone recently. He is a very nice guy, but he holds onto so many bad memories. I know it's difficult, but I know, too, that being negative can hurt ones friendship/relationships. No one wants to be around a person who is weak and cannot make a move to a positive level and strive to be on that path. I am there for him, I listen to him. But at one point in time, not long ago, I tried getting in touch with this friend to talk...but this time it was I who had something to say, and needed someone there for me....I could not reach him.. I felt so down... Then one day he calls me and said that I was harrassing him. That was it. Harrassing him because I wanted to talk to him about my problem. I had no idea where the harrassing came from. To top it off...he tells me, "do you think i would share my problem(s) with anyone? who would give a F**K??" I said, "i care. I was there and listening. He tells me about his problem on several occasion...the same one...and I am there.

How Bad
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED

A Lil About Me...
I'm new to this so just bare with me on here..I haven't figured everything out just yet but in time I will.. Ok about me...I'm 5'3 about 107 lbs. I have blue eyes and brown hair..I have 2 wonderful boys that I devote my life to..They are 5 and 3... I am a home health aide and I am on the road to L.P.N. school. Well if you want to know more just let me know...

Quizzes
WHO LIKES YOU??? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number WITH the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I used to like you 2-I used to love you 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u rite now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to

Blog
Apparently someone named "Meg" joined and I was the refer o.O Well I do know a Megan, but she has a Cherry Tap and she doesn't really like it... I'm gonna assume that when I had linked the profile to my blogspot someone from there viewed it and joined. Cause I don't know anyone who looks like that or goes by Meg. Today is officially SAD, aka Single Awareness Day, let it be heard! Valentines Day is nothing more than commercialism you don't need a special day to say "I love you" to someone. :)

Relationship
I can sit here and think back to the day you and I 1st time chatting with each other we didnt know anything about one another , all we both knew was that we didnt want to take the time to be with someone again (knowing we both been hurt before) but life is always about doing things and if u dont do them then u will never know what could and should have been so in a long seem of things and almost 1 month of talking online and phone we decide to do it take that chance to maybe find happiness in each other but before we do that there is a few steps we need to make happen before the very 1st meeting comes together (real life)

Quit!!
Id appreciate it if all you bitches that insist on hatin me cuz your jealous or threatened by me to quit lookin at my shit....I feel like I have stalkers....Its called an obbsession but you really need to get over it!

Wendys
Hey All Whoo Came In To See Me.. Im still having difficulties in replying to you. Just to let you know YOUS are all so sweet coming to see me! One day I will figure this site out!! mauh! It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, For your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, If you have been opened by life's betrayals Or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, Mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own; If you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you To the tips of your fingers and to

Thoughts For The Day
i think that this one of the best sites that i have seen in a while everyone on it seems to be real cool someone is always leaving me comments or rating me and i think that is awesome so thanks to everyone that has either rated me or left me a comment i appreciate it

New To This!
Hi, my name is Tionna and I am new to CherryTap. I am really confused about all of this. I have tried to change my skin and do other things with my profile and am asking any of you if you could give me some advise on how to do so... Thanks :)

Childish Shit
Just leave me alone! Dont call 700 times..Shit how can someone call em a stupid bitch, tell me its over and then he turns around and calls me 3 times in a row because i wont pick up...FYI im not pickin up because i have nothin to fuckin say to you. Just give me time to chill out. Oh and since he says i treat him like shit...then leave. I care about him but he is pushin me to the point i dont want anything to do with him.

Your Layla*
I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ALL THE HOT PEEPS OUT THERE! HELLO! IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOU CAN ADD ME TO AIM- laylalaysya OR YAHOO MESSENGER- laylawants2laya cant wait to have fun! bye boys muah* http://www.phonesexacademy.com/layla.html

Acceptence
IS IT FOR THE GLORY, MY ANSWER IS NO....... I SERVE FOR MY COMMUNITY TO HELP THE OTHERS THAT CANT HELP THEMSELVES IN TIME OF NEED WHETHER THEIR HOUSE IS BURNING THEIR CAR IS CRASHED A SEARCH FOR THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BATTLING THE BIGGEST OF BRUSHFIRES OR TENDING TO THE CHILD THAT FELL OFF THE SWING THATS WHAT IM HERE FOR IS IT A SACRIFICE I MAKE, THE ANSWER AGAIN IS NO. ITS THE SACRIFICE MY FAMILY MAKES WONDERING WHEN ILL BE HOME WONDERING IF IM OK SO PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT DO YOU REALLY REALIZE WHAT YOUR LOCAL FIREFIGHTERS GO THROUGH DO YOU JUST THANK THEM WHEN ITS YOUR TIME IN NEED WHEN YOU SEE THEM ON THE STREETS SHAKE THEIR HANDS GO TO THEIR FIREHOUSE THANK THEM FOR THEIR SERVICE FOR "YOUR" COMMUNITY you know, it seems like when accept someone and rate them or fan them they never rate you or fan you back this sucks ppl

Cherry Tap Rules!
Cherry Tap kicks some serious butt. I like this place just as much as MySpace. I got 905 MySpace friends last time I checked. Visit my page at myspace.com/sybermike. Anybody who loves 80s music like I do give me some shouts out. I've been a fan of 80s music since I was a kid in the 80s and I still love it with me being in my early 30s.

Steven...
i love this guy his name is steven... i know your thinking how could i after what he did...well heres the truth...its not all his fault at least i dont think it is...i do love him but maybe we both were moving everything a lil too fast...he means the the to me to this day and i know that one day somehow we will be together...and i think he knows it too...steven if you read this which i hope you will then i love you with all of my heart you mean the world to me...i cant imagine myself with anyone else...there i noone in the world that means anything to me compared to you...i cant even imagine being with anyone else...please there has to be a way to fix this...we live worlds apart...our hearts feel the same..and i know that what happened will never go away i know how u feel believe me...just please please talk to me more..send me a message something...I LOVE YOU STEVEN ANGEL AND I ALWAYS WILL!!!!

The Soul
In a recent mumm the question was asked What color is the soul? I responded Mutlicolored: It is as brilliant as a sunbeam on a warm summer day. As red-orange as a blazing fire amongst the logs of the campfire and sometimes as blue as a cold winter early dawn morning as day just barely breaks right after a snow fall. Lifes journeys give us the beautiful hues so our soul isnt bored as it grows and learns. This blog will explore and hopefully generate a discussion on what is the soul.

Military Sex
A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work." Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work." Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work." They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion. The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?" The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted men doing it for you."

Run Nor
As you can see from some of my pics, back in the day I was a lean, mean running machine. Mostly my teenage years, from 13-18, I was known for my dedication and success from running. Fast-forward to present. Well, now I'm 38 and approaching the big 40 quickly. I decided last yeah (April) that I wanted to make a statement to myself and to the world that I still have the spirit and the heart of a champion. Tipping the scales at about 248 pounds, I made the commitment to get a great body back. You can never lose with that accomplishment, because it's good over-all for your life. I began to run. I ran like crazy. My working out was already familiar from my early days as a lad. I quickly started shedding the pounds... 240, 232, 225 (was stuck in my 220's for a bit), 215, then I reached 207. By July, YES 3-4 months, I was looking lean and getting the attention because of it. It was last summer when I decided to run the Los Angeles marathon to put an exclamation point on my renewed

Cheater??
Why is it that when you are married or bf or gf, ThAT it seems to be so important to try and be the one always on top in the relationship? Some ppl even get so desperate that they offten go to extremes to try and be little their partner so that they r on top.. Im sick of this... does this make any sense to anyone? or am i just rambling..

I Owned!
So we (Jamie, Chuck, Jay, Amanda and I) decided to have a shot for shot cam drinking game...WELLLLL I did drink about half that bottle..sure as hell felt it when I woke up! Hangover on top of a migraine..NOT GOOD lmao..Now CHUCK is saying I didn't win. Ok...1 didn't do it (JAY)..2 ran out of liquor (Jamie/Chuck)and one had to leave (Amanda)..leaving drunk me there so I won right??? Course I did lmao. ADMIT IT CHUCK!!! ANYHOO...I don't wanna see jager for awhile lol Ok and So I passed out in a chair with the cam on lol and may have puked once or twice BUT still OWNED!

Shit
Life is Death BODY +kisson the stomach? I'm ready +kiss on the forehead? I hpoe we are together forever. +kiss on the ear? Your my everything. +kiss on the cheek? We're friends. +kiss on the hand? I adore you. +Kiss on the neck? We belong together. +kiss on the shoulder? I want you. +kiss on the lips? I LOVE YOU.

Ellisha.
We'll i have a race car, and its almost done. By race car i dont mean street race i mean ovel track raceing, its my love, im a country girl to the bone. This year i think im gunna go pink with black... curently porting the heads but. and yes i think im all that boys, czu i can drive a car better than half the guys out there, and it also doesnt hurt to have a face and a body like mine. so yah this is my goings on about my race life. We start again soon, got 3 shows before we go back raceing, hopfuly this year i can keep the car my colour. But like they say rubbins raceing. I'm the girl you've dreamed about since you were 15, i race cars, get down and drity, and know my wonderful way under that hood. Eveen tho i love my cars i really dont think its my only passion.

Someone Tryin To Fake Sonny Again
FROM THE FAT MAN HIMSELF. only 3 people had my regular email from this entire site scrapper being one and it dont take a rocket scientist to figure out the other 2 morons are go ahead keep saying my name fookers your making my new site more and more famous by the minute and yeah the block button on there will work with actual paid paid bouncers that can bounce. BELOW IS A SCREEN SHOT WHERE SOMEONE TRIED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON HERE IN MY NAME AND IT SURE AS HELL WASNT ME I GOT A REPLY FROM ADIN SAYING IT WASNT IN THE SYSTEM DUH CAUSE I SENT THE MESSAGE THAT THE EMAIL SAYS TO TO HAVE IT REMOVED YAY KEEP COVERING EVERYONES BUTT SO TO ALL ON HERE IF U SEE MY PIC AND NAME IT SURE AS HELL ISNT ME

Random
Yes...Since i can no longer post new arts and stuff here (until I "level up"), you can see my newest shitty sketch here --> http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1127764/ Anyway...have fun, take care...and all that jazz. vV""VIC""Vv

My Lustful Poetry
All I see is black and darkness I kind of fell blind, more or less I can't speak nor hear at all But she just made me crawl On my tender parts lie marks For the whippings feel like sparks Her position is what matters And she won't make it worse I then feel a second body on my hands She too acts all her commands Barking, crouching, crawling, purr It doesn't matter to her Both our heads covered in black Both recieving the same smack We are the ones with a leather mask How we put up with it, don't ask As I lay her down I pet under her black leather gown She squints and groans And I go further untill she moans I notice her sweet perfume smell She wears it often I could tell Biting her lip as I go further I smile and think "Only her..." But then I suddenly stop And her eyes open up She grabs my neck and pulls me forward I think I mite get my reward My lips touch her And I slighly murmer Whatever I say she understands And follows all my demands He

Psycho Babble
I was going to post one of the annoying survey things to tell everyone about me but then I decided rambling on about myself would be much better so this is my autobiographical ramblings.... I was born on a cold snowy day in January the 22 day of January to be exact but we really don't need to go back just that far. Instead of odd paragraphs I think I might just do a list of things I like and dislike and odd little facts and I suppose if you want to know anything else you will just need to ask! -I love to cook -I like almost any kind of music -I have had the same 5 favorite bands since junior high: Third Eye Blind, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Savage Garden and Marcy Playground if you don't like them thats fine but I do not SUCK because I do like them I SUCK because I am SO DAMN GOOD! -I am obsessed with Grey's Anatomy -I have 2 cats, 2 rats and a ferret -My favorite color is Pink -I am a certified sex education trainer -I am married -I have 10 piercings and 1 tattoo -I ha

Rant
spell out your name and see what each letter says :) (repost if you want into your own blog ) a: You are ballin. B : You like people. C: You are really silly. D : You like to drink. E: awesome kisser F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You love to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready. im trying to take a salute picture and the homepage isnt showing up clearly and its annoying i must have taken ove

This Muscle Between My Legs
THIS MUSCLE BETWEEN MY LEGS This muscle between my legs Is good for fertilizing your eggs, But it will never make or break Our love affair. Although it’ll give you great pleasure, And those moments I do treasure, It will never be the main Way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, That sex is just an act, And love is never Anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, When I say my mind is the tool, That I’ll use To make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, It may even last long, But never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, When you say all the other misters, Never took you there, But it ain’t my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, But first and foremost, I love to keep it real You know this is true. Although our physical acts, Bring you the ultimate climax, My mind is the tool, That I’ll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion In a mixed up love potion A combina

I Quit
Well I quit, I give up, and no matter what I do I just can’t win. I am tired of all the games, tired of all the lies. People say one thing, but when it comes time to follow through, its always one excuse after another, hey I heard them all. If you don't want to be with someone just tell them that, don't lead them on forever, worrying about hurting them, guess what, leading them on like that hurts even more. And the ones that live real far away just conveniently are supposed to be the ones that want you. Oh yeah, just another excuse.

Just Bored!!!
It feels like things have been going crazy lately.. Its like every time I turn around something goes wrong...lol But I guess thats part of life or its part of mine anyways.. I have been sick and just can't seem to get over it.. Since my kids were lil they have had strep throat and I have never gotten till now..My son had it a cpl wks ago.. Trust me at 35 its hard to get rid of..lol It's hard to get over at any age..I am over the rough part but just can't seem to get my energy back.. And I have missed a wk of work and that bites.. But some good news my lawyer got the paper work done and the judge served the doctor the messed me up so bad, so maybe things will go a lil faster I hope and pray.. Sorry ppl I am bored..LMAO

Raven
**One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, \"Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine.\" The crowd and the young man looked at the old man\'s heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn\'t fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man\'s heart and saw its state an d laughe

Gothic Angals Information
Hello everyone! This is my first blog and since I have been away from CherryTAP for a little while and here shortly I will be gone again for a couple more weeks, I just wanted to inform everyone that is on my friends list and fan list that if I have not rated or commented on your profile or photos to please send me a message so that I can do that before I disappear again. And also to let everyone know that I have added a guestbook to my profile, please stop in and sign it, if you have a guestbook let me know and I will drop in and leave some love for you. Have a pleasent time everyone. There will be more blogs to fallow within the next couple of days. THIS IS SOMETHING I WROTE TO THE SOLDIERS THAT ARE OVER IN IRAQ... WHICH INCLUDES MY HUSBAND... LEAVE ME A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT... Have you ever walked by a flag, and watched it blow in the breeze? Have you ever watched a soldier stand and salute it, then stand at ease? They look so proud but yet so young,

Deer Camp
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "We

Sea Of Red
Sea of Red Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No," he responded. "Heading out?" I asked. "No. I'm escorting a soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family," he replied. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilo

Sex Talk
I love my life and love my wife. But I hate blue balls. I know she gets tired from work, but it's frustrating when she's too tired to have sex for a couple weeks because she has to work her ass off. And what's really aggravating is that when she does get in the mood, I better be in the mood or I miss out. Though... and this is where it gets personal (so Jess, ya might want to stop reading now hehe), but the other problem is that I'm able to get her off multiple times. At times enough that she passes out before we finish. But even then, I feel like the traditional roles are reversed. When we have sex, she gets off every time, and I get off maybe once every 3 or 4 times. It's not that I don't want to cum.. but I just can't. So when she's so busy with work who knows when I get to cum during sex. And yeah, I can masturbate (and trust me, I do... I am a freak after all), but it's just not the same. No matter how many times I jack off, it still never feels as good as the r

Prayers
I truly love You. Even when the whole world seems to be against me and I feel alone. I know I am not alone, for You, my Father God, are with me. This life seems to be filled with trials. With bad that seems to sneak up behind us. At times it has honestly shaken me to my core. Times when I honestly did not think I could go on. But, even in those times, I reminded myself, I am not alone in this life. I know that our consequences to the actions and decisions can throw up for a loop. While we are doing what we know to be wrong, we do not think those actions will come to much. We could not be more wrong! They come around, for God's Word clearly says, we reap what we sow. In everything we do, good or bad, we will have a reaction out of it. Like the stone thrown into the quiet water of a lake. The fisherman on the side know what effect this stone will have. It will chase the fish away. Their catch of the day will be less or even cancelled. The sound of the stone is not

Life And Love
Ok, here is my very first blog ever, and there is just something I want to get out of my mind. Why is it nice guys hardly ever finish, period? I have tried meeting women, gotten to know them, helped them through what some may call a severely hard time in their life, and they then turn around and date a complete asshole just cause he is cute, claiming they could never date you cause you are too good of friends. Why also is it that a woman can never just come out and tell you when there is a problem in the relationship? Why do they feel compelled to cheat on me and then wait several months later before they admit it to me, then also claim they never thought the relationship would have progressed so far. I am really tired of never finishing. Why can't I meet a woman that likes me and can remain loyal? And now once again, I am back on the single market, sitting on a shelf, collecting dust, waiting for someone to find me, like me for who I am, and then take me home into their heart.

Tickle You Thursday
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. --------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experien

Styled Imagination
Traveling my path Wandering life’s journey Searching for The exit To Euphoria Wishing for The BIG happy The quest to Satisfy my Soul Emulsify my Inner light To feel again Quietly confident With the unknown No worries about The next No ‘what ifs’ For the past A permanent feeling Of ‘It’s gonna be ok’ That is all I ask To just be me And be relaxed I put on a disguise And brighten my eyes And hope that you don’t Notice a thing I can’t let you Inside Won’t let you On that ride I would tell You the truth But then I’d Have to face it Myself I know I want you back Tired of moments In the black I tried To move ahead My life I grew to dread And waking up Was the hardest task Somehow I just went along But then I listened To the song That brought back Us Before the crash No more living In the past Not gonna suffer From the last Mistake that cost Everything But in reality I’ve still got me

Mental Health Awareness
From: Graphix 4 Stoners!© Date: Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM I just have some things to say about the recent tragedies at Virginia Tech. First off, and I'm sure everyone will be with me on this, my heart goes out to all of you who were effected by this horrendous event. I do also have a large complaint. Here are my questions when I see or hear quotes like this: "A university official said the English literature student was "troubled" and his essays had been so disturbing that he was referred to the campus counseling service. It was feared that he suffered from depression." My Question: WHY DIDN'T THAT "UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL" TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO MAKE SURE HE GOT HELP? The Quote: " "There was some concern about him," said Professor Carolyn Rude, head of the English department. "Sometimes, in creative writing, people reveal things and you never know if it's creative or if they are describing things." " My Question: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM????

Travels
SALEM MA TRIP TO SALEM.. Last summer I had to oppurnity to travel to NH and in my travels I traveled to Salem MA. Being involved in Wicca and seeing first hand history come back to me I was heavily impacted and affected of what took place in Old Salem throughout Mass at that time. Many do not realize wiccan or not that was a horrific time in history. If you were different you were accused of witchcraft and excuted what broke my heart the most was to Learn a four yr old girl who was acting out and hard to handle was perscuted and sentanced to prison for being a witch at four yrs old. This brings me back to date of reality that a child with autism back in the day of the burning times and salem witch trials would be perscuted for being a witch. THIS made me stop and think the next time someone is different or unique or being themselves that we should not Judge or perscute them for being a witch or who they want no matter what they may have such as an illness or not. This song is from one

Alone
Why I am typing a blog I have no clue. I have no life except for work. I go to work and come home. OOh, some day to look forward to. Sure it helps me survive, but what is life without friends? Of course I have roommates, just like me. They stay behind the doors in their room, being anti-social. I'm normally in a good mood. I tend to just ignore everything. How do you ignore feeling lonely? I get out and walk the streets, but I just blend in with the scenery... I am just tired of being a hermit. I need to get out more. There ain't nobody, asking me, I've been There ain't nobody, that would name me, as a friend There ain't nobody, that's dropping by, to say hi There ain't nobody, that's caring whether I Live or die I have nobody, to tell about, my growing angers I have nobody, to tell about me, Following strangers There ain't nobody, making sure I'm takin all of my pills There ain't nobody, Slowing me down and keeping me still, I'm truly alone... They say a man ca

Thoughts From Mrs. Free
Together Forever the_only_mrs_free Sometimes I sit and wonder why You make me feel like I can fly My love for you is so very strong I've searched for your love so long Into you're life I stumbled in But still you managed to give a grin That was the beginning of our life together I knew then, it would be forever We then learned about our little addition Which required a serious decision We decided to keep that little man Which led to a wonderful plan Some day soon we would be married I walked down the isle while I carried Our life and love were proven true Together Forever, just me and you I learn more about you everyday And realize that I love you in every way Damn... I gotta learn all this too!! Ahh what we do for friends! Anyway I just had to pop the blog cherry! MUWAHHH!! Master the_only_mrs_free I want to be your slave, grant all your desires Your cock is what I crave, let me feel your fire You know I've been bad, wanna spank my ass? My kitty gets gla

Why Does It Always Happen To Me?
24 years of age going on 25 and still havent a clue about the opposite sex...probably never will! Met this guy last yr whilst temping at some company! was minding my own business (as i always do), this guy starts saying hello to me everyday...me being polite i say hello back. Time went and of course hellos turned into conversation, then lunches, then a few beers after work and finally to seeing him after working hours maybe once/twice a week. Being honest i will say as time went on i started to like him coz we always got on and felt comfortable around each other from day one! there's a catch...he had a fiancee of 5 yrs!! i found this out on one of our lunches but it wasnt from his mouth, it was somebody elses who was on lunch with us. Maybe a couple of weeks or so he tells me he likes me, even thou i liked him back there was no way anything was gonna happen between us coz of the fiancee. Gave him the speech bout nothing happening until he was a free agent! The reason behind hi

Melancholia
It's early morning, and I'm sitting here as I usually do, listening to the chickens, watching the shadows slip into sunlight in the wooded area outside my office window. This is my quiet time, that I use to do my thinking, and my household paperwork. Other times when I have been really sick, I just stay in bed, and snuggle up to Buddy, and we watch out the bedroom window as morning comes. He has made it his lil orange mission to see that I get all the kitty love I need. I am so grateful for his lil fat, warm presence.... Today as I sit here, I have such a mixed bag of emotions... there are many changes coming for me. Some so sad..... and some new adventures that I never dreamed were on their way. I'm hoping that I am able to handle it all. I'm not sure if it's my age, and a hormone issue, but I cry alot lately. Sometimes with good reason, sometimes for no reason at all. I just seem to have a sadness in me that I cannot shake off, and I try not to stay mired down in self p

My Thoughts About The Distance Between .....
i sit alone in dreams your photograph in my hand iknow its hard for you to understand i try to play it cool when im away oh how i long for your smile today something betwen me and you i dont want to hide thers nothing more its love so true can you see the look of love in my eyes when i hold you i would give you every star in the sky... the look of love i never felt before the way i feel right now life has changed for me somehow...... were thousands of miles apart and im looking at you just remember deep in my heart whatever i do i do it for you can you see the look of love in my eyes when i hold you i would give you every star in the sky.... i can see the look of love in your eyes when i hold you feeling your heart beat just like mine time after time my days are much too long without you cant wait to come back home but theres nothing i can do can you see the look of love in my eyes when i hold you i would give you every star in th

The Show
the show last night on april 27th, 2007 was the shit, ive been to alot of there shows and there all the shit the only problem i had with this one was twiztid only plaayed a half hour and the clowns only played an hour usually twiztids on for lik a good hour at least and the clowns are on stage for at least 2 so on that note i was kind of dissapointed but hey all is well but anyways mcl ninja and mutha fukin ninjettes

....and The Master Baits
It's 1:00 pm and I'm checked in. It's surreal, I can't believe this is happening. I text him: "I have something for you, come see me at the hotel next to the mall". I know he will come, I've been teasing and tantalizing him for over 3 months. Meeting him at the gym in the wee hours in the morning, taking him in the sauna when no one is there. As I sit in front of the mirror fixing my makeup I reminisce about my rendezvous with him two nights ago at the gym. We met at 12 in the morning, I wet my lips subtly at the sight of his biceps pumping the metal bar up and down to his chest. A light coat of sweat covers his swollen arms, his thin muscle shirt clings to his broad, defined chest and his deep brown eyes... The intense look on his face makes me think naughty thoughts about him. He sees me in the mirror and smiles at the sight of me. I cleaned up pretty nicely for the gym. I wore tight, black shorts, that barely covered my plump, round ass. My form-fitting shirt hugged my perky brea

Cyssan; The Kiss
Enough of the upper structure remained to keep the bulk of the rain off of Marcus, but he knew he would need to move further in to enjoy any real protection from the elements. But before he could do that, he had to assess the degree of his injury. Taking out his survival knife, he cut away the lower portion of his left pant leg. There was no doubt the bones were broken through, kept in place mainly by his high leather boots. Marcus fished a flashlight from his pack and played the beam over his surrounds. There were still the remains of furnishings in here, though obviously ancient. He scouted around and managed to find some an old chair that lay in ruins. That chair supplied a pair of legs not completely rotted through. Marcus put the handle of his knife between his teeth and prepared himself, then grabbed the sole of his boot and pulled downward slowly, so as not to severe any veins in the process. He felt the bone slide back into the skin, and roughly into the position it

What Love Is Not
Love is not, telling someone you dont want to be with them, then freaking out when they find someone else... Love is not, making your significate other feel like shit for talking to other people, when they themselves are doing the same... Love is not, giving your gf/bf a guilt trip for wanting to borrow money... Love is not, letting your best friend be rude to your gf/bf and not saying anything to them..... Love is not, being stengy with your money till they take off them giving them the world.... Love is not, sufficating.... Love is not, keeping track on everything i do and everyone i talk to, and Love is not made of money, even though it helps, love takes time and with me it will be a long wait... but remember.... you can't buy me love

Relationships
Aight, well see here is the 411, umm i juss became single like two days ago. I kinda miss him but i dont. He was a really controlling type of guy and that shyt doesnt fly by wit me. Im the type that wont put upp wit stupid childish shyt that most gurls wuld. Anyways the point is that iduno wat to do, he wont stop calling!!! Ahh getting really annoyed with the whole situaion. I don't wanna date him, maybe be friends or sumthin, iduno. I do know that iam confused as heck right now!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!

What Would You Do/how Would You Feel??
I have a question!!! What would you do and how would you feel if a family member stabbed you in the back?? That has happened to me and it does not feel good at all. Let me set it up for you....Late one night I was making sure the grand baby was going to stay asleep so I decided to log into my MySpace account, it was almost midnight. When I logged in I noticed that my aunt was online and that puzzled me because she goes to bed early. When I looked at the time and saw that it was almost midnight I wondered why and where she was this late. There was only two places that my aunt could have been and once I thought more about it I knew she wasn't at either place. So the next morning I called her and asked what she was doing online so late and she told me she wasn't, that she was in bed. I told her that someone was in her MySpace account and she said that it wasn't her and asked me to change her password. My aunt came by that morning and I changed it for her. Later that morning I re

Plz Comment Bomb Me Will Buy Gift 4 Ne1 Who Helps Me
please help me by fanning me if you're not already!!!! thank you... follow this link and comment bomb me and i'll buy you a gift!! or comment bomb u which ever u prefer just let me know!!!

Don't Pump Gas On May 15th
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 > >> Don't pump gas on MAY 15th > > >> >> In April 1997, there was a "gas out" > conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. > Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. > > > >> > On May 15th 2007, all internet users are > to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas > prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most > places. > > > > > There are 73,000,000+ American members > currently on the internet network, and the average > car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. > > > >> > If all users did not go to the pump on > the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's > almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets > for just one day, so please do not go to the gas > station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in > the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one > day. > > > >> If you agree (which I cant see why you > wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With > it saying, ''Don't

Here Goes Nothing
Why is it that people who break your heart always try to start talking to you again like nothing happened? Why, when you agree to just forget about each other, do they come back? And for what reason? I love the whole "Oh, I just wanted to see how you were doing" line and then you look like the asshole because you're trying to get on with your life and you aren't the same person you were before, so you're not particularly courteous when you respond to them. Well, I took a whole week and I still can't figure out why everything went so wrong. I guess that I should have known it from the start that I was just a temporary replacement. Maybe I just wanted to believe so badly that somebody actually loved me that I was deaf, dumb, and blind to the obvious. I can't make heads or tails of the situation and I'm done trying to. I mean, can you tell me why someone would go back to their ex on their anniversary with their new significant other? Pretty effed up right? Oh well, she's not worried abou

Wives Are Always Smarter Than Husbands!!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Musings
I write little shorts now and then, this is something I wrote earlier this year. I know I had to look out of place walking out of the building with a coat on when summer was only a few weeks away. I had been visiting a friend at the University that worked in a cold room. While it wasn't as cold as he had said, I was still happy to have been wearing the jacket. Regardless, I emerged from the large stone building pock marked with windows, distracted by the extreme difference of temperatures. I use this as an excuse because I would like to believe that I would have noticed something was amiss as I turned down the alleyway between two building, but I truly didn't. I should have asked myself why someone would be wearing a suit, yet choose to take a semi dusty, dirty alley versus the well traveled sidewalk path on the other side of the building. My rational mind dismissed it as he simply was taking the same short cut I was taking. I still blame the temperature change. The distance b

In Love?
You can tell when you are in love by many ways. When she walks into a room full of people she is the only one you see. The noise of the conversations drops and she unknowingly commands the attention of the room. You feel your heartbeat grow faster as she walks through the room. She teases your longing for her touch by stopping and engages a select few in light, upper level conversation. It is as though it has taken hours for her to work the room and her way to you. When she softly touches you and runs her finger down you tie, you simply melt. Her eyes are vexing and beautiful as her brief encounter was to advise you that you are on her mind as well. She turns and walks away to enjoy the party knowing you cannot stop admiring her. You become mystified as to how you have attracted such a lovely piece of God's handy work. Paying attention to the crowd of men around her you can relax and allow her to enjoy the attention, as you know she will be coming home with you.

Boredom Does Not Become Me!!!
I could have cleaned house, but guess what I don't want to. I would watch the Nascar race, but guess what...it is in rain delay!! What is a person to do? I get online, but everyone is busy or out having fun since it is Sat night... Mean while I am bored have no money to go out even if my hubby would allow me to...he hates my friends and hates me going out with them. What is a person to do without going insane???

Feelings
Ok, so I'm stumbling around the internet coming across story after story of different peoples moms. Reading everything from moms working hard to raise a family, on their own, while getting medical degrees... Mom's doing great things for their communities while at the same time raising great kids who want to do the same... Moms doing this and moms doing that... blah blah blah If I sound somewhat cynical it's because I am. My mom never did anything in her life but get married, have kids, bitch about them... and well.. that's about it. It particularly sticks out in my mind a particular event that took place where my mom told me to my face "I WISH I'D OF NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED AND HAD KIDS!"... (Mother of the year award goes to...) She's not as bad as she used to be.. the medication sort of helps. She blames alot of the way she is on her own mother... who she ironically turned out to be exactly like in many ways, causing her to not only hate her own mother even more but to hate herself

So Yeah Gotta Buy A New Car
So I HAVE to buy a new car now So yeah, I finally got my car fixed. It was running great, had new front tires, just passed smog, paid the registration, had just put in a new starter, new throttle positioner etc. and now it doesn't work. Why doesn't it work you ask? Well some asshole slammed into me when I was making a left hand turn. I was at the corner of Evergreen and Harbor and was going to make a left hand turn to go towards the Pomadessie bridge. I was heading to Target to buy another plant for my mom for Mothers Day. She likes to garden and she wanted a new Hibiscus, but that's off topic. So my light turned green and I started to turn. A brown car (no i don't know what the make was or who was in the car etc. it happened so fast and it was yesterday) came barreling through their red light and slammed into me. I can remember seeing the car coming at me while in the intersection and thinking "Oh shit their going to hit me!" They slammed into my drivers side. Where the hood an

Gettin There
well here i sit at 15 weeks pregnant, wishing this would go a lil faster...i know that my husband wants this to go a lil faster..he's real excited about being a daddy!! Oh well...when ure baking something of this importance time is what ya need. Not one of those things u can rush out of the oven and hope its ok LOL!! anyway, i dont really have much of anything to blog about, i was bored so i figured i'd ramble a little bit!! woohoo..more laterz wow..new to this whole cherrytap thing..but i'm gettin there..pray for me and one day i just might actually make it to level 1 HAHA anyway..thats bout it

Ulimate Gift
The Ultimate Gift The gift that can be given to anyone, The gift that someone should treasure forever, The gift that should never alter, The gift that can please and destroy everyone, The gift is emotional and physical, The gift that be returned, The giving of the gift should be pure, The gift itself is love

Alana's Wall Of Shame
THESE ARE PRIME EXAMPLES OF WHAT NOT TO SEND TO ME!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jmcbme@ CherryTAP from: jmcbme date: 2007-03-07 16:56:18 subject: wanna see nice cock on cam read receipt: Yes replied: No block user ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -shoutbox-3/7 k dawg@ CherryTAP k dawg: mmm hey u make me sooo hard ->Alana: how old are you? k dawg: im 18 k dawg: r u wet k dawg: can u help me cum i sent a comment to his page declining....ack! -shoutbox-3/8 k dawg: hey there u wet ->Alana: go fuck yourself and I went to his page to block him! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OR you could win the award for FUCKTARD like this ass Bob@ CherryTAP with his shout box question.. Bob: wanna make some money? ->Alana: what? Bob: do u wanna make some money? ->Alana: doing what? Bob: porn ->Alana: do i look like i make porn? and do i look like i need money? no response..

Time
Time is too slow to wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too quick for those who rejoice. But for those who love, time is too short! The value of life to me lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them; a person may live long yet live very little. To me; it's what have you done in your life to help make this world a better place. It's never to late to change one's ways. Till one matures and understands truly what they are on this earth for, one cannot successfully lead a gratified life. We are all hear to learn and to give. Though many live there entire lives making everyone around them miserable and being takers there entire lives. There is an end. One day everyone will have to stand before a much more powerful being, and will all be judged there. I believe you live your life and if you don't get it right you come back and start over again till you do. Time is truly the most valuable thing one can spend. Time is the moving image o

All Bout Me =)
Yeah so I had to go to the doctor today and I found out not only was I having a miss carriage but that I was two months pregnant and so yet another sad day here :( I dont know if it was for the best or not but I know in my heart of course it was not what I wanted.. Why does shit like this have to happen?? Oh and the daddy knows .. and I dont even wanna go there about that shit ... Anyways, so I suggest noone piss me off or put me in a bad mood please xoxo ~ Tina So today my boss found out his bf (yes bf) has cancer and its sad cuz he was just cyring his eyes out to me and there was nothing I could do other than just be there for him.... So I just want you to know that if I am bitchy or crabby towards you please ignore me and forgive me tonight... Im just not in a great mood.... thanks all xoxoxo ThaShocka So today at work I took a pregnancy test and it came back positive and then I took another one tonight and i

"ideals"
“Ideals: ” It has been said that a man should not complain, to himself or otherwise, unless he is willing to identify and implement a solution to the highlighted problem. I agree with that statement, and as such have resolved to highlight problems in our social systems and work towards resolving them. There was once a time when that which was inherently right was fought for by the majority. It made little matter what the laws of the day were. It was shared principles and standards that blazoned the trail between individual instinct and collective society. Another opinion of mine, very similar to the first one I mentioned above is that when a person becomes aware of a problem, on principle, it also becomes his duty to effect a change that will correct that problem. I would seem that I am in good company with my opinions. Were it not for the likes of Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, and so many others who resolved that people should be treated a certain way there would

Nsfw
Maybe I just dont understand the whole NSFW rating thing. I just got an email saying that 4 of my pics are NSFW, and I didnt just reacently upload them. They have been there since atleast February. So if anyone knows, please if you can make it clearer to me, I would appriciate it.

Spaghetti
A wealthy, married man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghett

Woman And A Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the Pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmothe

♥i Love My Girls♥
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Poetry
THE FOLLOWING IS A POEM FROM "TEARS FOR WATER, SONGBOOK OF POEMS AND LYRICS" BY ALICIA KEYS AND IS A POEM I LOVE AND UNDERSTAND. I'M A PRISONER OF WORDS UNSAID JUST LONELY FEELINGS LOCKED AWAY IN MY HEAD I TRAP MYSELF FURTHER EVERY TIME I STAY QUIET I SHOULD START TO SPEAK BUT I STOP AND STAY SILENT AND NOW I'VE MADE MY OWN HARD BED INSIDE A PRISON OF WORDS UNSAID I AM A P.O.W. NOT A PRISONER OF WAR A PRISONER OF WORDS I'M A FIGHTER YET ONLY A PUPPET MOSTLY I ONLY SAY WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR COULD YOU TAKE IT IF I CAME CLEAR? OR WOULD YOU RATHER SEE ME STONED ON A DRUG OF COMPLACENCY AND COMPROMISE M.I.A. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I AM SCRAPING THIS COLD EARTH FOR A PIECE OF MYSELF FOR PEACE IN MYSELF I'D BE EASIER IF YOU PUT ME IN JAIL IF YOU LOCKED ME AWAY I'D HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME BUT THESE BARS OF STEEL ARE OF MY MAKING THEY SURROUND MY MIND AND HAVE ME SHAKING MY HANDS ARE CUFFED BEHIND MY BACK I'M A PRISONER OF THE WORST KIND, IN FACT A PRISONER O

All Things Wiccan
This is just a little taste of some of my personal & favorite recipes. Some are used for various medical purposes ... others are just for "chillin" out. I have been asked if i worshipped Satan.. and some are confused by exactly what Wicca is. In this first post i will make an attempt to explain a bit. FIRST -- I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN I do not even BELIEVE in the existance of the Christian Satan. HOWEVER... i do indeed believe in the presence of darkness or what some may call harmful spirits. I personally believe STRONGLY in the presence of spirits and some call these Angelic or Demonic.. i DO NOT... they are spirits or unseen guides.. not all friendly.. not all harmful but they do indeed exist. Not all are humanoid either. I believe that ALL THINGS have a life force.. even plants and animals. For example.. consider the tree.. it has " blood " .. we just call this SAP. Without the sap.. a plant can not live.. its a different color and consistancy from what we term b

The Joining
Another writing challenge met.... The Joining ~~~~~~~~ Coming together under A lovers moon Our meeting just a little Too soon Work roughened hands Caress silk skin So soon in the knowing We take each other in Simple touch brings Sounds of sweet delight Underneath the stars Soft light Hearts beating wildly At Heavens door As heated pleasure reached Evermore

Random Droppings From A Diseased Mind...
Dreamer Fresh new feeling, a misty dawn breaks darkness of night As birds begin a new song warmth arises from earth Peace begins as the new season commences A new beginning, life wakes to answer Dreamer, Awake! For if all were peaceful, no new experience would be possible For peace is naught but blissful stagnation Therefore, abide in change for there in lies truth When change comes - as it will answer the call For only in living life to full measure is true happiness achieved... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver ================================================= The Trees Are Waiting A grove of oak sits waiting A man comes, singing a song to the oaks He seeks knowledge of freer times When all men sang to the trees The trees speak, impressed by his commitment But he doesn't know the language The trees teach, but he doesn't understand He leaves disappointed The trees fall silent, waiting... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver What Would the Druids Do at t

Thank You All For The Help
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT IS HELPING ME LEVEL UP I AM HERE FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS ME I AM AT MY LIMIT FOR RATING STASHES AND PHOTOS FOR TODAY BUT STILL HAVE MY COMMENTS FOR THE DAY SO IF U NEED ME GIVE ME A SHOUT HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TO ALL AND GOD BLESS EVERYPONE MAY ANGELS BE WITH YOU ALL SENT WOITH LOTS OF LOVE TranquilAngel5

Zera's Stuff
Do you ladies know why Hunters make the best lovers? They go deep into the Bush, Shoot MORE than Once and ALWAYS EAT WHAT THEY SHOOT! Business is picking up! Tomorrow there is a 90% chance that I will sign my first good sized contract in my new business! Ehh if it goes through I may run a Blast Contest or something.. anyways not bad for a Sunday (I think god meant saturday for the day of rest and rest I did, yet im not 7th day adventist either..) Ill keep you posted, hafta tell someone! May aswell be someone who cant hold their hand out at you when you tell them LOL.. best feature of a PC, ability to turn it off.. lolol. hugs, Zera So Im in the middle of a 10 hour day right.. I decide , well I suppose I figured, in a metaphorical way, to quit my job and begin a music career..because I up and said..." Take this job and shove it, I ainta workin' here no more..." Gunna do some work for a company around here at home I think, work on starting my own business.. gunna be a lea

The Reason Why I Pick The Name Blackheart
from day one my life as been black i have a mom who left me when i was born beat me from age of 2 thu 4 and tell this day treats me like a kid she is a coldhearted self center bitch who dose nothing for no one i have a half brother and a half sister my sister is useing drugs and she is a whore really she is she is 16 and have a baby following her moms footsteps my brother never calls me and the only time my mom dose is to tell me abount my brother or sister . a dad who is there but in a way he was never really there a aunt who killed her self a grandmom who has cancer plus the being of parkins i never been truely happy in my life never really smile much no its not a trand this is how i really feel. iam a very depressd person who dose hate the sunlight becuse to me its meaning there is light to everydarkness not true i found that out everytime something happens good in my life its takeen away i no god hates me iam his forsaken son it dont matter how much you pray he dont do nothing and

Of Danielle... (poem)
Of Danielle... was written the summer before last summer. It is a poem about conflict in infidelity, i'm trying to make people feel how torn one can be by both being in desperate love with somebody, and not wanting to be the "other party". Of Danielle... Chaste not caress of loving hands, and act this very day. Then bow to passions sweet demands, lest treasures slip away. Fear not betrayals you've been through, lies told to hide desire, but let this thing take hold of you, consume you like a fire. What sweeter torture could we take than to let love grow in vain? Then what sweeter love could we then make, but to consumate the pain? Some play it safe, some twist the rules, some throw up walls of stone. I'd rather be laughed at by fools, than die bitter and alone.

Ladies In Connecticut!!!
How do you feel about having someone throw an "adult" toy party for you? In your home... You invite the people, we bring the toys. It's a couple's comfortable or ladies only depending on the host. It's so much fun and you don't have to leave your home... If you are interested or know someone who is drop me a line.. Come girls.....I know your thinking about it.

My Boring Day
You scored as Angel, Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel92% Faerie75% Mermaid75% WereWolf58% Dragon42% Demon17% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Paladin, The paladin is a divine warrior, relying on his god and his might sword, he is ready to crush evil and to help others.Paladin75% Bard

The First Time Lol (poor Boy)
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time... The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated

Progress
Sunday, June 24, 2007 Progress~! Kaleb is making progress! Friday night a Native American Christian Pastor came up to the room and played the wooden flute for Kaleb... It was absolutely beautiful. Kaleb loved it, he responed so much. He was moing his whole body and opening his eyes. It was wonderful to see such a positive response out of him. So he will be coming back once a week and I am looking forward to this. Early Saturday AM Kaleb had a couple spells of tachycardia (high heart rate) and problems maintaining his tempeture. They've taken the air blower off of him and have replaced it with a heating Pad that is underneath a buch of sheets on his bed. He had periods where he was awake on Saturday. I worked him out and he tried to fight me so that is a good thing. Him showing resistence shows that he is thinking. We talked to the doctors and hopefully he will be making some progress. The menengitis is pretty much gone. They are giving him one more trea

Going Insane
GOING INSANE... Category: Writing and Poetry MY DOOR SLAMS WITH THE SANDS OF TIME AND I WOULD KILL FOR A PIECE OF MIND... I'M DOING PUSH-UPS IN A VERTICAL STANCE... WHILE STARING AT THE FLOOR WATCHING DEMONS DANCE.. MY KNUCKLES ON STEEL BARS,ALL FULL OF BLOOD SEARCHING THROUGH DARKNESS I SEE NO LOVE... NOW THE LORD IS ON MY SHOULDER AND SATAN'S ON MY LAP AND IN MY OWN MIND...I CAN HEAR THEM BOTH LAUGH. I'M GOING INSANE.

In Loving Memory Of
PLEASE EVERYONE SAY A PRAYER FOR A DEAR FRIENS FAMILY FOR WE JUST LOST A GREAT MAN AND HIS WIFE AND YOUNGEST SON WE LOVE YOU CHRIS,NANCY AND DENIEL WHO DIED TODAY IN THERE HOME. MORE DETAILS TO COME AS I GET THEM

Pleasure And Power
The world has no dimension but the material kind. The only rational response to the forces of nature and of human civilization was to attempt to dominate them rather than be humbled by them. If there were no spiritual side to life, then there could be no such thing as love except in the mind of fools; for love is a stae of spirit, not of flesh. In a view, tenderness has no place is a sexual relationship. At its best, sex is a chance for the dominant person to express control of the submissive partner. The fierceness of the dominance and the completeness of the submission leads to satisfaction of greater intensity than love could provide even if love existed. Because PLEASURE and POWER are synonymous to one another, the intensity of satisfaction is directly proportional to the cruelty to which one uses their partner.

My Blogs
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Gnr
But who am I to tell you that I've seen any reason Why you should stay Maybe we'd be better off without you anyway I got a one way ticket on your last chance ride Got a one way ticket to your suicide Got a one way ticket and there's no way out alive And all this crass communication that has left you in the cold Isn't much for consolation when you feel so weak and old But if home is where the heart is Then there's stories to be told No, you dont need a doctor No one else can heal your soul Got your mind in submission Got your life on the line But nobody pulled the trigger They just stepped aside They'll be down by the water While you watch 'em wavin' goodbye They'll be callin in the morning They'll be hanging on the phone They'll be waitin for an answer But you know nobody's home And when the bells stop ringing It was nobody's fault but your own There were always ample warning There were always subtle signs And you would have seen them coming But we ga

Bitch Fest!
Don't you fuckin hate it when you do a courtesy flush and the toilet splashes water up on your ass...that's fuckin nasty! I can't stand pieces of shit that get drunk and then go out in public like stores and such. They stink like B.O., cigs, and alcohol. They are so fuckin stupid when you talk to them you just want to smack the crap out of them. If you need your alcohol that bad, stay the fuck home! I fuckin hate when someone pulls out in front of you and then drives slower than you were originally going. If you want to go slow, ride a fuckin bike!

Mitch's Ramblings
Well I just found out something that I really didn't want to hear. Before I start I want to apologize to my mom, she just found out not too long before I did, but I feel as if I have to post this. I just found out that my grandma's condition is getting worse. She has COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease), she has fluid building up in her lungs, and she has NO Oxygen going to her brain. Things are not looking good right now with her. Please pray for our family and I will keep everyone whom wants to know posted Stone Cold Fan 4 Ever

Help
Please help me comment bomb Ms. Ladee just click the picture below and post as many comments as you can thank you Your help is appreciated Especially those of you she has helped, and there are quite a few of you. SHe has sat onhere and post 100's of comments for

I Miss My Friend
i miss you my friend we havn't talked in weeks i used to look forward to talking to you everyday now you wont even say hi it hurts me inside you where my best friend here i wish we could talk again you used to brighten up my day every time i would get to chat with you even if it was just a hello i remember the first night we talked you used your yahoo so we could talk even though you don't like using it we had an awesome conversation you have honestly inspired me i don't think you know that but you have i miss you my friend i hope everyday that you will choose to say hello i hope all is wonderful in your life right now *hugs and kisses* *sex and violence*

A Must Open
> > > > I M P O R T A N T W A R N I NG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! > > > > > > > > Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL, and so > > > > on. > > > > > > > > This information arrived this morning, Direct from both > > > > Microsoft and > > > > Norton. > > > > > > > > Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the > > > > Internet. > > > > > > > > You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point > > > > presentation "Life is Beautiful" If you receive it DO NOT OPEN > > > > THE FILE > > > > UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it > > > > immediately. > > > > > > > > If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen > > > > saying: "It is too late now; your life is no longer > > > > beautiful." > > > > > > > > Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, and the person > > > > who > > > > sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail, and > > > > passw

I Need Rates Plz
i am on here from time to time, but i am usually on yahoo messenger or msn messenger, hit me up for my screen names, i know some people have it and some dont, so if you would like to talk there let me know thank yall for all my friend on here that i talk to on my yahoo msgr. i wont be on yahoo prolly till after the new year. i got alot of traveling and workin to do throughout the holidays. so please bear with me and i will be back before you know it. for those of you i chat with on here if you dont have my yahoo id and would like to chat there with me in the future just add me my id is jstewart71982. i love yall leave me comments please so i will know whats up what would be a good name for my new lounge? please comment and leave me some ideas

100 Random Things About Me
1. I'm 75% Irish, 25% British (well, technically, Welsh). 2. I often wish I was full-blooded Irish (or at least full-blooded something). 3. I am a Scorpio and exhibit almost all behavioral tendencies (good & bad) the sign is supposedly known for. 4. I am left handed (in doing most things, anyway), which I believe is still less than 15% the world's population. 5. I was severely underweight for much of my childhood. 6. I'm a frustrated Philly sports fan who's losing more interest in all of it every day. (actually, I barely pay attention to the absurdity of it anymore) 7. I've become more political as I've gotten older. 8. I often use humor as a defense mechanism in serious situations, or sometimes just 'cause it's fun. 9. I'm generally very opinionated but pride myself on listening to others' viewpoints. 10. I have no time for people who don't respect others' beliefs. 11. I believe that a woman's body is her own f**king business, and not beholden to any

Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b

You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul

The Land Of Confusion
♥Shell♥@ fubar Can we all go help her get there please? many thanks Dazzy :D Ive seen quite a few bulletin reposts lately such as this ashley marc jones crap. PLEASE dont repost without running the name through google 99.9% of these are all total bollox and a two minute search in google will confirm it without filling up bulletin boards with unnecessary panic. Take care all, regards Daz :D

Do U Ever Wonder
Do u ever sit n wonder? I mean everyone thinks of the past, present, and the future. It all boils down 2 the endless possibilities life has. I often wonder what the hell-and then within a blink of an eye-reality sets in. Often it seems like u step into another time zone and then once your thoughts are done flashing through your head u take that blink of an eye and your here. Funny how it works huh?

Poems And Thoughts
we lay passionetly in each other's arms staring into each other's eye's while we give one another kisses here and there..... we enjoy each other's soft touches on every curve of one another's bodies ..... we lay and laugh at every little silly thing we share even if it ant that funny .... we whisper sweet nothings in each others ears tell one another blushes in embarressment .... we make all the right moves while we make love in the moonlight .... we slowly fall a sleep in each other's arms after we made the best love we ever made ...... I lay awake at night tossing and turn think of where does our hearts lye between us.... I toss and I turn thinking does your heart feel the same way mine does are our feelings so deep for one another that we can't stand living without each other and each other love that feels so right when we are together .... I always wait to ly next to you and feel your arms wrapped around me making me feel so safe and make me feel like I'm whe

K.o.w. Morphs + Friends
' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awesome New Kingdom of Wolves Morphs Created,by our very Own Master Morpher,SpiritWolf,Here are His Various Morphs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here are New Kingdom Morphs an Friends of The Kingdom of Wolves. a>

Funny
A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our

Living With Cystic Fibrosis
Living With Cystic Fibrosis If you have cystic fibrosis (CF), you should learn as much as you can about the disease and work closely with your doctors to learn how to manage it. Ongoing medical care is important. You should seek treatment from a team of doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists who specialize in CF. These specialists are often located at CF Foundation Centers in major medical centers. Good self-care includes: Eating a healthy diet Avoiding tobacco smoke Washing your hands often to reduce your chances of infection Exercising frequently Drinking lots of fluids Doing chest physical therapy every day Having annual flu and other appropriate vaccinations Taking your medicines as prescribed You can expect to have a normal sex life. Most men with CF are infertile, but they may be helped with modern reproductive techniques. Although most women with CF may be less fertile than women who don’t have CF, they usually can have children. Talk to yo

All Settle In Now
well im all settled in my new apartment and lovin it!the last step was puttin up my pictures and damn i haft to get more frames so i can have them all up and just about all my walls will be covered.i was about all done when my daughter went into labor from her miscarriage (as the doctor calls it ) .i was never so scared in my life to see her in so much pain ...it was bad enough when i pulled up and she came runnin out of the apartment with nothin but a towel on and screamin take me to the hosptail ...they was very rude at the er made me want to slap them.....i guess it was a good thing my great neice thats 16 month old and my 16 yr old daughter wasnt there ! im grateful for that cause i done had my hands full.the gave her a double does of meds she wasnt feeel much pain after that .i even got to see what would have been my grandchild ...they lefted it in the room for 5 mins with me...which was hard cause it was bad enough seein what my daughter had to go threw and then see what was my

Reflections
I came to the realization today that I'm no longer able to bounce back from getting bucked off horseback. That just busted my youthful feeling bubble. Wouldn't have been so bad, but he had the thoughtfulness to graze my back twice with his hooves, while I was under his belly. Yes, when I got up I was rather pissed to the gills. So much so that I didn't feel any pain. It's been 3hrs since it happened and the pain is starting to set in for the night. I don't think I was hurt bad, but mostly it was my pride. Now to wait for all the pretty bruises to pop out and shine for all to see. Next time I'm feeling like a teenager, I'm gonna get in my car and just cruise up to town with my music up loud. Hopefully that will help me remember not to get pitched off the back of a horse again. People seem more lonely lately to me. We each have so many friends, but even in a crowded room we can be so alone. Ever try to step out of your own little world and look around? The checkout girl look

To That Someone Whom I'v Been Thinking Of (you Know Who You Are)
To my angel of darkness Haunting my silent dreams No, not dreams but nightmares Making my blood run cold Until, at some point, you reach out Caressing my very being And all relaxes behind your shadow Then I fight sleep again For fear of it happening But, also I wish for it sometimes Just to see you within One glimpse of your uniqueness And I feel like my heart is bursting But why this beauty in my hell The one hidden deep in my mind Where do you fit in How, in that inner darkness Does such beauty thrive But I have finally found you elsewhere Than just deep within myself Next to my own personal demons I found you the one I truly Love.

Not Sure...
Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one, which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had. Maybe it is true that we do not know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime t

Odds And Ends
The translation is a little rough but its been a while since i have written in french. The english version is at the bottom and yes this is something i wrote myself. Je la convoitise l'obscurité, quand le mal vient environ. Toutes choses toute feuille pure avec la lumière Ma cruauté est des pensées libres et délié Condamnables grandissent épais dans mon esprit mes feuilles Tachées de sang, ma chair déchirée, la petite mort Les flotteurs d'odeur cuivrés dans l'air Sont Tombés le liquide cramoisi épais glissant en bas mon menton Le ravissement qui a causé le si beaucoup de fuseau La douleur qui est fourni avec le plaisir traînera jusqu'à ce que le jour casse le titillation De l'angoisse délicieuse de l'heure enchanteuse kiss crossbones Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I lust the dark, when the evil comes around. All things pure leave with the light My wickedness is free and unbound Damnable thoughts grow thick in my

Stuff
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language. Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resume playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boardin

To Buzz, Since This Is The Only Way To Communicate With You
A friend of mine on FUBAR posted an awesome blog and I would like all my friends to rate it and take a look at it. Thank you Jackie Here's the original bulletin he posted: Im gonna keep posting ths till the women here actually feel comfortable enough to talk to people wothout having to worry about whats gonna be said or until they stop receiving unwelcome pics just because you wanna show off your little friend...so any questions after you view this..just die cause you're truly stupid...later http://fubar.com/blog/88834/376004 Ladies please repost im fighting for you here ok?...ty Irishtoad_UnBroken_saNGuiNE_PriNCe I can understand you being upset and all, you could have given me the common curtursy to say something if you were upset of if someone did not like what I was saying. You tell me you wanted to ban me from day 1, well what stopped you, at least then i wouldn't have grown close to some of the people in there, and if I made some inappropriate remarks, how

Mj's News
Hey Fubar People! Do You Like To Read Fiction? Suspense? Then Look No Further! Go To My Profile And Check Out The Trailer For The Story I Am Writing. Please Check It Out And Leave Me A Comment Telling Me What You Think! Just Pause The Fall Out Boy Video. Thanks All!

My Days
So I went to the Hatebreed show in Philly and I was hardcore dancing. Well some fuckin ASSHOLE kicked me in the side of my knee and now I am a fuckin gimp. I am so fuckin pissed that someone could have done that shit to me. Its bad enough that my back is fucked up, now I have to deal with my fuckin Knee too. My life fuckin SUCKS

Links To Rate Leveling Team Name
We just need 2 minutes of your time to please rate one of these names you think would make a good name representing Levelers. Please rate using the links below to vote. You don't have to be a leveler to rate and help pick a name. Someday you may need help leveling and we may be there to help you as well so will you help us. Thank you for taking a minute to help us. TEAM LEVEL-UP SHADOW LEVELERS LEVELERS UNITED TEAM RATER FUBAR'S HEART LEVELERS GET-R-DONE-LEVLERS THE FUBAR BARON LEVELERS FUBAR HITTERS FIRE CRACKIN LEVELING TEAM FU-ANGEL-LEVELERS FU- LEVELERS H.E.L.P=HELPING OTHERS LEVEL PROMPTLY L

Video Life
So this is me and one of my best friends, Kaleb (ie Faking Insanity on here) during his little detour to come see me after his cruise (that bastard got free booze and cabo wabo tequila.) Anywho, here's us shootin pool, and suckin at it (well, I was at least) and just bein weird like usual! And just so y'all know, I found my way to where I was going, turns out the road I was on turned INTO Pecos Rd, so I was good to go!! Leave some love, let me know if ya liked it! *kisses* ~Sinful

Monday Morning
It's Monday, and the weekend is over. The first day of the week and the biggest and the last day I hope for. I am usually babysitting right now, but retard Jason got another babysitter for a couple days. I need to get a job, but it's so hard when you're living on campus and have no vehicle. I hate that money is vital. You need it to survive and it's evil. It can make you go to great lengths to aquire it. What will you do for money? Will you do anything, or is there a limit to how far you will go?

My Blogs Of Frustrating Days
Alright...I've warned the Fu-Luv Bomb Squad this was coming...and its not meant towards them, OR the true fubar friends I have...but, it's a blog about my recent, very personal frustrations with my social life...So...here it goes! I'm just not sure of anything anymore. I mean, some people call me their friends...and they send out blanket invites to things that normal 18-25 year olds go do. I have told them more than once if I had a ride...I'd go. Do they even OFFER to come get me and take me so I can just ONCE hang out with them???? NO! I get the "sorry you're shit out of luck" treatment! You know why I honestly believe this is? Two words - non-alcoholic! I do not drink - never wanted to get drunk and can't physically do so anyway! My uncle is an alcoholic and I have SEEN what it's doing to him! So, I believe they use this as their sorry as hell excuse to not even BOTHER to ask me if I need a ride so I can come hang! I WILL GO OUT IF I'M ASKED - but I will NOT drink! I can have fun

I Want Your Number?
Body: i want ur # don't care who you are. I bet you won't give it to me.. ;] Name:___________________ Number:___________________ Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

Who Would Wanna Work For This Person...
heres the guy i was talkin on yahoo with- asked me if i was a dj or ever dj- i said no and didnt want to- so i answered the applicatin- and 2 of the questions i said this reminds me of school and i hated school- it was just one of those questions that went together DJ JoKaZ - Manager of Vivid Radio@ fubar and this what was said Wicked Carnie: i can tell ya now i been a dj in alot of lounges and none of them are worht it cherry stem: and what makes ya so special Wicked Carnie: i been around Wicked Carnie: everyone knows who i am and what i can do Wicked Carnie: if you don't believe me ask any owner any dj then his bitch sends this msg Hi, this is the owner of Vivid Radio, I thank you for your time, and sumition of the application, but it is denied. Your responces were very unacceptable, attitude is not nececerry when you express interest for Djing.... I sugguest an attitude adjustment before trying with another station, Please do not contact my manager

Sitting At The Lake
Sitting at the Lake, I knew it was not fake, Watching the World as we seen it, Knowing we would mean it, You leaned back on me, Unlocking my heart and setting it free, Intense was your touch, Feeling i was serching for so much, To start out slow, What a better way to go, The water rippling bye, My mind wondering why, you are sitting there with me, The tree's and the woods, surrounding us that day, I wish we could have stayed, the deer came out to play, You did not stay, Stalked them like a cat, There i watched and sat, You got with in a couple of feet, The deers you did meet, a few pics that you took, all i could do was look, i didnt see them much, I was longing for your touch, We left that site, Against all my might, Holding you felt right, Even when we both held each other tight, You are so special and kind, Truely a unique find, To have you would be grand, at my side i hope you will stand, as i drove you home, you held my hand, You sent my heart a

The Man That I Am
The man that I am Last night I saw a falling star and wished a dream come true That someday you will realize that all I want is you So many miles away I wish I could be there To speak to you softly and run my fingers through your hair. We're only lonely we're only lonley It is loneliness that makes me understand Mabey someday I know you'll understand I can't be just anyone Just the man I am... Many miles between us memories can't replace I look in the back of my mind And still I see your face.. While you are ou there having fun doing what you think's right I sit sit here and think of you each night I can't be just anyone Just the man I am.

An Irish Daughter
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath).... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Rivie ra and... ." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad. Girl, crying a

Oh No!!!!!!!!! Lol....
OMG!!! Im not gonna even say it... lol... But its back on .. Here are the links.... Lmao!!!!! Quickly zombie ducks and runs... LMFAO!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=195549&albumid=471718&i=2514456570 [ fubar.com photo: 2514456570 ]

Sick
Yesterday, I got really sick at work. Had trouble breathing and when I did, it hurt like hell. My boss let me off work early and since it was so hard to drive home, I went to the ER. The doctor on duty said that I had broncitis and gave me scrips for anti-biotics and cough syrup. I thought that I wouldn't be able to get them filled until today but thankfully Walgreen's pharmacy is open 24/7! I'm probably going to end up quitting the cigs here soon cuz of how quick this came on.

Random Things/interesting
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate live

About Me
I figure this is the easiest way to explain who I am.I have in the last few days added alot of new friends.Just a lil about me ive been here almost a year in Sept. In the year I picked up an addiction and that is to level people. During that time we have helped thousands level up thats just we like to do. So you will either love me or hate me. We help as many as we can. So you know I don't use my alert box to rate. I rate when you are close to leveling. I'll be the first to admit i fill the Bulletin board up with them.So if that bothers you please feel free to remove me now but I like to help people and in order to do it you gotta let others know that someone needs help. Recently I had someone tell me if I didnt help them with level up they would remove me as a fan.Well Im not here for points and Im not here for fans. I give you respect please give it back to me. I had to be told by alot of people that there are 1,000,000 Fubars I cant please everyone. I dont get to help on ev

What Skills Should My Assistant Have?
I hired an assistant for this site to help me maintain my sanity. What skills should he have for this position or what should the job description be?. Do you think it's worth the $12 a year he costs? Can you help me get him fanned and rated? And one last thing cuz I know your bored of me already. How do you make someone quit saying "Your Da Man!" OK lets hear it..

The Power Of Words!
Thanks Anti Cupid! Words are more powerful than most know or can believe. With a few spoken words you can either crush a person's ego or lift them from the depths of despair. You can give them hope or dash all hope beyond recovery. You give someone the strength to carry on or remove a person's will to live. All because of a few spoken words. when they say the pen is mightier than the sword this is what they mean. So my friends think carefully of how you speak to the people close to your heart cause you never know what hurt you may step on and what damage you may accidently cause. Speak with love and compassion not with loathing and bitterness. Speak with patience and love not with impatience and anger. Always remember we all have pain from the past we carry with us some more than others but we all carry some. There are some who can speak freely of things and there are others who hold tight and hide the pain of their past because they are fearful of it being used against them. In tod

Food For Thought!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

To The Fellow Fubar Member Evilstimpy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end. This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance J

A Promise Never Broken Pt 1
They travel day and night, On paths side by side. His so low, and hers so high, Between them, no words are spoken. From her, he turns his eyes, For fear of knowing her winter. Her tears would pierce his guise, And his heart would fall into splinters. His path, with hers, aligned, By a book from the other. As they walk side by side, Sometimes unknown of each other. They walk side by side, Between them, no words are spoken. For he hides deep inside, A promise never broken.

Quotes I Love!
" Some Morning's it just doesnt pay to Gnaw through the leather straps" Emo Philips If the broom fits.....ride it! It's never to late to live happily ever after! Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,but the realization of how much you already have!

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T

Weenie Bash
Well, has anybody ever heard of serving weenies at a wedding reception? I for one would pick a different cuisine, however I am not planning a glorious shin dig... I think all the guests should throw the weenies and add marshmellows and toss them at the groom...lol that will teach his pimp shit to consider a different form of food, such as steak or steak and steak for a reception.... may the weenies live happily ever after...NOT

If I Ever Had An Angel Like You
If i ever had an angel like you, i would never feel this true, you shall show me the way, as i have you here to stay, beautiful and true is really you, loving and kind is you too, let our heart flames combine, would make us both feel so fine, you are the angel that came to me, darling cant you tell or atleast see, that i would feel better having you with me, so to you i must confide, for so long my heart did hide, now with you its opened up so wide, will you join me on this lifes ride, your eyes will see into my soul, love when you do will be the toll, for i cant live with out you here, as my angel i will hold you dear, wishing my life for you to share, all the walls hidding my heart have come undone, that is to be the prise you have won, hold my hand and walk with me, for everyone to see, i will honor and treat you as my queen, at your side my future i have seen, our love will grow to the end of time, if you would honor me and be mine........

Heart
LISTEN HEAR THE SOUND THE CHILD AWAKES AN WONDERS ALL AROUND, THE CHILD AWAKES NOW IN HIS LIFE HE NEVER MUSH BE LOST NO THOUGHTS MUST DECIEVE HIM IN THE LIFE HE MUST TRUST WITH THE EYES OF A CHILD YOU MUST COME OUT AND SEE THAT YOUR WORLD'S SPINNING ROUND, AND THROUGH LIFE YOU WILL BE A SMALL PART OF A HOPE OF A LOVE THAT EXISTS IN THE EYES OF A CHILD YOU WILL SEE EARTH FALLS FAR AWAY, NEW LIFE AWAITS TIME IT HAS NO DAY NEW LIFE AWAITS AND NOW HOW DOSE IT FEEL NO WORDS WILL GO WITH YOU AND NOW WHAT IS REAL? OH WHAT A FEELING TO LOVE ONE SOMEONE, AN HOPE TO BE LOVED BACK TO PLACE ONE'S HEART IN ONE'S HAND TO HOLD, FONDLE AND ENJOY OR TO DROP AND BREAK, FOR SUCH WISKS ARE WORTH SO MUCH THAT ONE SACRIFICES EVERYTHING FOR THE BRIEF TIME THAT THEY HAVE TO ENJOY- BUT LET US LOOK AT ANOTHER SIDE, FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS IN NEED SO LET US KEEP THIS THIS IN NEED IF YOU PLEASE? TO HAVE A KISS TO GIVE A KISS, TO FEEL WITH PASSION THE STRANGTH AN THO

Attractive Test
Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf or bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Have Sex ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ]

Mental Massochist
MENTAL MASSOCHISM AS I LAY HERE UNREQUIETED MY MIND IS FORCED TO WANDER EVER THE BATTLEGROUND FOR UNCERTAINTY AND AWARENESS NEVER SATISFIED WITH MY HAPPINESS I FIND STRANGE CONTENTMENT IN FIXATED TRIBULATION BOREDOM REIGNS ABSOLUTE IN A REALM OF CONSTANT OBLIGATION I'M A MENTAL MASOCHIST TO BE AT EASE IS A THREAT TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS SO I LAY HERE LACKING THE ELOQUENCE TO PURGE MY CEREBRAL RAMBLINGS AND I STRUGGLE TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH A SINGULAR OBSESSION

Adult Jokes
My next door neighbor got one last Tuesday And I haven't seen her since! Be the first on your Block to own the new Paperless toilet! Scroll Down..... .................. ......... ..... .... ... .. . One satisfied customer said she sat down, And was so delighted she didn't know Whether she was coming or going! A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the

Nyc
I just got back from a whirlwind trip to NYC with a good friend of mine. It was the first time I'd been there, and it's one of the few cities I've never visited so it was about damn time. I was uber-excited about seeing him, he and I go back about 15 years or so, and there's this matter of me saving his life back then... (I'm calling in that debt one day) We went so he could audition for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (missed it by 2 questions, but what the hell, right?). Everyone told me, "oh, it's a great city to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.." BULLSHIT! I would move right into the middle of that madness and love every second of it. I think it fits my ADD. So the hotel was 6 blocks from Times Square, and I spent most of my time staring at everything except what was in front of me. Needless to say, I nearly got cabbed more than a few times. Topped the Empire State Building, played the keyboard from the movie Big in FAO Schwarz, saw Carnegie Hall, MoMA, Carnegie de

More About Me!
93, I am a Thelemite..would like to meet like minded. I live in C. WI. My interest are BDSM,Music. (rap, oldies.rock,HM,blues,and some clasical. No Jazz! I like reading "Stephen King" ..king is the only Fiction I will read! I always laugh..I hate bad moods and can always look on the bright side. I hate television..with a couple exceptions..Family Guy..Southpark.. Forensic files, Hist channel.etc,Weather Channel, some re-runs of old sitcoms..(seinfield..frasier..will and grace..king of queens..still standing)..oh and I like the comedy channel.. and certain shows on animal planet!! -To be very clear..TV for me is # 2 to music and discussion!!!! I use it to sleep! It is my goal is to push myself to the line before death. I will leave the rest for later.

Weird And Wonderful
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help “groups”? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Instructions
Found this somewhere and it's so true! 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and

Over You!!!
u say ur packin ur shit n u walkin away u keep lookin back hopin i beg u to stay i aint the one who decide to leave so if u think im gonna step down that low then ur wrong why should i be the one beggin u when u the one who fucked up,u keep lookin n waitin but u no what aint nothin to wait for so jus turn around n bounce,a week gone by n now u back beggin me for a second chance i knew u be the one beggin me but all i got to say is i told u so,see how karma comes back n bites u,u thought i be here waitin for u to come back but as u can see ive gotten over ur cheatin ass,so jus walk away and take ur shit n never look back cuz im over you...

Dsc One Of Our Own...
I am sorry that I have not been on lately and I hate to bring more sadness to a day that is already filled with bad memories, but I have not been on much due to the fact that my wife had surgery in July to remove a tumor from her spine and is now wheelchair bound due to paralysis. It has been a job taking care of her, due to the fact that our house is not handicap accessible. I will try to keep in touch as much as I can. This is a great guy that is having a rough time right now.. I rarely ask for much and have never asked for you to go to another profile for me. But this hits close to home for me, and i know the Hell he and his family are going through! Everyone drop by and show him some love and support. One loving word can lift his spirits.. And he will pass the love to his wife.. He is a really sweet guy and is struggling with a hardship right now.

Funny Stuff
By the time you read through this YOU WILL > UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... > > > > In order to continue getting-by in America (our > home land), we all need = to > learn the NEW English language! Practice by > reading the following = > conversation until you are able to understand > the term = "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". > > > > With a little patience, you'll be able to fit > right in with the growing > trend!!! > > > > Now, here goes... > > > > The following is a telephone exchange between a > hotel guest and > > Room-service: > > > > Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." > > > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed > room-service." > > > > RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to > oddor sunteen???" > > > > G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and > eggs." > > > > RS: "Ow July den?" > > > > G: ".....What??" > > > > RS: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" > > > > G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... > Scrambled, ple

Damn Almost Forgot- Lounge Change
My favorite DJ's have switched lounges... ALL of them... so I loyally follow them (but if they move again they best start their own, lol) ... So if you're looking for me, and i'm not AFK, and i'm not in my SB... Like what you hear? CLICK HERE to join BLITZED OUT!!! Ok, i was lazy and cut and pasted that from my profile, but it still works, i think... :p anyhow come check it out, the other dj's there seem cool and my family dj's ALWAYS RAWK! (/love all of you guys) Love, Sin

Need Advice
so i have been going through shit with myself and i don't get whats wrong. OK I HEAR WOMEN SAY THEY WANT THIS AND THEY WANT THAT. I DATED A FEMAL WHO SAID I WAS TOO PERFECT AND DIDN'T WANT TO MESS IT UP SO SHE LEFT. THE ONLY FEMALES I FEEL I CAN DATE ARE HOOD RATS THAT HAVE NO GOALS. WELL ACCEPT HAVING THE NEW BABY DADDY AND HIS CHILD SUPPORT CHECK. why can't i have a woman i think is a real dime. here goes my run down *i have a big ass heart *i'm very affectionate *i love kids *very open minded *strong sex drive *loves romance *ex army football player and soldier *college education *love life and faith in God *poet and dancer and rapper *don't smoke or drink *loves his momma...hahahah i'm not a baller. i struggle, and live check to check. i'm not a thug and get grossed out by the thought of hitting a woman. so what is wrong with me besid my finacial shit

What A Kiss Means
What each kiss means Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice... Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Pissing Me Off!
well what really pisses me off is when i come home from a bar or a party late night, and i sit on the couch, turn on the T.V. and on comes a fast-food commercial and it gets you so damn hungry but you cant have one because there fricking closed. ohow does that make yall feel?

Giving Thanks
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo

The Marines' Prayer
Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant me wisdom by which I

Rain Cloud
since i let you leave its been as if there is a rain cloud over my head. waiting for me to find out how to get you back. My head has let go but my heart just want let me. I don't want to i just wasn't to be happy again, the way it was when i was with you, you made me laugh when i didn't even want to smile you always knew what to say to make me feel better. I use to lie to my self and say it was you but then i realized it was me i was in love and didnt know what to do, in love with you and no one wanted us to even be together. my own family didnt even want me to be with you. they didnt want me to be happy they wanted me to be with someone that would "help me" but you did help me i was happy for the first time in years. no one seen it but i felt better about myself and how my life had turned out and what happen to my family how it was torn apart but no one saw that but me i never told anyone, i never showed my sadness or my fear of how my life would

First Try, Be Gentle.
WOW, about time I wrote something. I have been on this site for awhile now and I just have something to say. At one time I was not as confident as I am now (still not overly so). I was more of a follower verses the leader. Then I had the opportunity to join a reading club. The following are 3 of my favorite quotes from 2 incredible individuals, John Maxwell and Helen Keller. I think on these things daily. Once our minds are 'tattooed' with negative thinking, our chances for long-term success diminish” John Maxwell A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. John Maxwell Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Helen Keller (1880-1968) I think we all want to become more than what we currently are, and to achieve success in all areas of our life. (Be it at work or

Important!!!!!!!!
This was in a bulletin and it is true...For some reason we can't repost the bulletins or post new ones. PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures DELETE them NOW fubar FUCKED UP anyone can see ALL your photo's DON'T BELIEVE me ask me to view a private folder and SEE for yourself REPOST PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!!

Wings To Fly
How can I always lend a hand But ignore the cries within myself It brings me joy to bring you a smile But my emptiness still sits up on the shelf Inside my heart will always bleed But I will never let it be shown on my face Only the tear that falls down my cheek Will give you a glimpse, a shadow, a trace I suffocate when I try to breathe The chains you gave won't let my body go I have dreams, and needs, and wants My body is numb, I think maybe you should know I struggle with my demons each day You feed them while you slowly watch me die Please let me be and please set me free I want to smile as I look up at the sky I want the moon to brighten the night I want the clouds to pass me on by I want the stars to guide me to heaven And I want wings to life me and fly

Pain
i just caught my girl in bed with someone else and it about killed me .im shareing this with you because .i know the r others that have felt that same pain .if not worse. im just saying be strong. there r way more fish in the sea.plus it means youlle feel good when the pain goes away

Dont Get High On You Onw Supply
just the other day i saw aufo that fukin crazy i wasnt high it look like a a flashlite in the ski then it shot straight up to the ski if u seen ufo sighting post it up trip out i live in sandiego

Angie Babe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGIE BABE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. AND MANY MORE.... *~¢¾ANGIE BABE¢â¢¾~*CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY*~@ fubar GO BUY HER SOME BIRTHDAY DRINKS!! GO SHOW HER SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!! FAN/RATE AND ADD HER!!

Currently
Well where to start with this one.... I would normally post my blogs on myspace and all but if I did that then certain people who dont need to see it will and it will be pointless cause then it will cause more problems and not help with fixing problems.,,,, The person that I am dating at the moment is jobless.... I am working six daya week and anywhere from 12-14 hours aday. I am doing everything that I can to take care of her burdens and debts and needs as best as I can and I have actually put my needs and debts on the back burner to say just so that I can take care of her and her things and try to keep her from being sad and depressed and all.... Yet she complains to me and makes comments about how she hates not haveing any money herself and about having to wait for me to get home to get some money from me. That she cant do anything till after I get home cause she doesnt have any money. That she cant stand seeing just the walls of the apartment all day long and me being around e

Cancer
Multiple myeloma is a type of cancer that affects the plasma type of white blood cells. Myeloma cells tend to collect in the bone marrow and in the hard, outer part of bones. Sometimes they collect in only one bone and form a single mass, or tumor, called a plasmacytoma. In most cases, however, the myeloma cells collect in many bones, often forming many tumors and causing other problems. When this happens, the disease is called multiple myeloma. Please note that cancer is classified by the type of cell, or the part of the body, in which the disease begins. Although plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma affect the bones, they begin in cells of the immune system. This type of cancer is different from bone cancer, which actually begins in cells that form the hard, outer part of the bone. You should know this because the diagnosis and treatment of plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma are different from the diagnosis and treatment of bone cancer.

Support Our Troops!
I was very disappointed in my local newspaper's coverage of this event. It should have been on the Front page! Instead there was a story about Hillary (blah) visiting Seattle and this story was relagated to a small article a couple pages in. This man is an American Hero in every sense of the word! This story is also just a little of what our troops see on a regular basis. Show them you love them Show them you Care. Show them we Support them 100% WASHINGTON — President Bush publicly honored a fallen Navy SEAL Monday by presenting his grieving parents with the Medal of Honor — and privately honored their sacrifice by wearing a dogtag they'd given him moments before. An emotional White House ceremony awarded posthumously the nation's highest military honor for valor to Lt. Michael Murphy, of Patchogue, N.Y. — the first given for combat in Afghanistan. Before the emotional ceremony, Murphy's parents Dan and Maureen Murphy met with President Bush and gave him a gold dog

Dating Sucks!!
So I have been seperated now 2 years waiting to get a divorce and have recently started dating. Can I tell you that it SUCKS!!! I don't even know what I am looking for in a guy, I don't even know what my likes are for that matter. I get asked that all the time lately and frankly I DONT KNOW!! I couldn't get any sleep last night over this, so I got up and made a list of things that I "think" I am looking for in a guy and seriously I don't think there is a man with all those qualities out there. So what do I do....lower my standards and settle or just keep looking. Mind you I am 33 years old!!!NOt getting any younger. Chance of finding someone after 35 is probably pretty slim. I dunno....what do I do!! Accept the fact that I will be alone the rest of my life and get over it and not even date or plunge on and keep on dating .....GOD!!!Help me!!!!lmao.Any advice would be appreciated at this point. I have never dated until now SADLY!!! What id dating. If i go out to dinner on Saturday with

Injury @ Work
I normally do not post blogs, but I decided tonight I would so that everyone would know what was going on. As you all know I am a deputy, and had to work the past 2 nights. First night was so boring, I was praying for something to do. Little did I know what the next night would bring my way..Ha Ha! The second night started as normal..nice and slow. We gained a female, who was drunk and juiced up on some drugs...what kind, we have no idea....So anyway, I escorted her to a nice private cell, and she decided she did not want to be in that nice cozy cell. She threw her laundry basket down, screamed some obscenities at me, and charged me. She threw a punch, and I caught it with my right hand. I got her in a head lock and took her to the ground. Lets face it, where the head goes, the body will follow! Ha! As we went to the ground, I hit my left side on a stainless steel toilet. Yeah I know, how funny is that! LOL! We fought for 5 minutes before anyone every knew a 10-24 (FIGHT) was go

Its Only Been 2 Years
And it still hurts like its just happening today... God I love her, and I miss her with every breath that she takes, my grandmother was an amazing person, an amazing lady, and an TRUE lady in every sense of the word..... Rest in peace grandmother, and always know that you are loved, missed and needed in our lives still!

Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Poetry
Sleep, Sleep, child of man dreaming of the summer sun when the ring is found alone Winter shall be all undone Sleep, sleep, child of beast, dreaming of the hunt today when the deer are found and killed we shall all be on our way. Sleep, sleep, child of earth dreaming of the earth and skies when we pray we pray for you that you may help us when we die. Theon will regain his stone, Love to Asphodel will come, sleep, sleep, child of things, when you wake twill all be done.

Tell The Truth
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth

Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then dow

Simple Sex Scenes
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can

Yuwie
YuWie is the new space to blog, chat, create clubs and more! Even better, you get PAID to YuWie! It’s free to join! What are you waiting for? Join today! Hi, I’m Ken. I’ll be your guide to YuWie. The best place on the net to blog, chat and more! If you’re like me, you went to MySpace to make friends, hangout and discover new people and bands. Instead, you’re more likely to find the latest place to buy Viagra. Discover the better alternative. And, when you do, make sure to add me as a friend! The death of MySpace? You know that MySpace makes millions of dollars in advertising revenue. Have you received any of it? You create the content - but you receive none of the benefits. MySpace makes money off of your hard work. Discover YuWie! Where you get paid to blog, chat, create events and more! Even more amazingly, you get paid

Poems
I OPEN MY HEART AND HAND IT TO YOU ..WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ..IS UP TO YOU . I HOPE YOU HANDLE IT WITH LOVE AND CARE...CAUSE ITS SO EASLY TO BREAK ..REASON ITS EASY TO BREAK IS CAUSE ITS BEEN BROKEN SO MANY TIMES IN ITS LIFE ..SO THAT IS WHY I SAY HANDLE WITH LOVE AND CARE ..DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE IT CAN TAKE ..CAUSE PIECE BY PIECE IT HAS BEEN BROKEN DOWN ...SO I HOPE YOUR ABLE TO HANDLE TO TAKE MY HEART INTO YOUR HANDS FOR THE LOVE AND CARE THAT IT NEEDS AND WANTS.. WROTE BY..PAMELA GHALI i hunger for your touch i hunger for the tast of your kiss i hunger for the smell of ur skin i hunger for your love i hunger for you to be sided me i hunger for you to live inside of my heart i hunger for the passion and love that we shared together. the hunger lives inside of me that keeps building and growning and i dont know how to stop it. how do i stop this hunger, how do i get this hunger i cant ingore to go away? by : pamela ghali

Excalibur Is Back
COME AND HEAR THE DJ'S THAT PLAY IT ALL ......... THAT IS RIGHT PLAYS ALL REQUESTS AND ALL DEDICATION..... COME AND HANG OUT AT THE CAMALOT LOUNGE WHERE THE KNIGHTS LOVE TO KICK IT .......... WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN .............. LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT EXALIBAR RADIO IS BACKKKKKK AND IN THE CAMALOT LOUNGE.............. >

First Christmas
this will be the first Christmas i will be alone on...for 26 years of my life i had my mother my father and my sisters and brothers and my kids.. now it just me i got my two cousins but they have there own family to spend Christmas with.. i will be a lone to on thank giving to... i don't know what i'm going to do i'm going think thankgiving and Christmas is just another day..

Lmaoo * Specials*
TRY A DELICIOUS "DUKK BUTTER" ONE OF A KIND AND ONE SIP GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YA ON YER ASS ........ FOR DAYZ! LOL THE DELECTABLE DRINK IS MADE WITH:Jager, Goldschlager, Vodka, Rumple Mintz, Gin, 1800 Tequila, 2 shots of 151,Triple sec, and a shot of Crown! LOL THIS IS A NEW DRINK SPECIAL IN DIABLO'S DEN......CUM ON IN AND ASK FOR ONE! DRIPPING WET JADE IS : PASSION FRUIT PUNCH W/ TEQUILLA AND IT'S SOOOOOOOOO YUMMYYYYYYY! (LMMFSAO) FLAMING BLACK WIDOW: A NICE MIXTURE OF KALUAH, SAMBUCA AND BACCARDI 151 GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YA SOCKS OFF ......CUM N GET IT! LOL

No Means No Asshole
NO MEANS NO ASSHOLE... Body: Guy:"Can we have sex now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can

Fu-wedding!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE MYSELF AND MISS_MELIFER WANTED TO INVITE EVERYONE TO OUR FUBAR WEDDING ON NOV. 4TH AT 8PM PST PLEASE COME AND JOIN IN ON OUR WEDDING. IT IS LOCATED IN THE FUBAR WEDDING CHAPEL AND THERE IS A LINK TO THE CHAPEL UNDER MY LOUNGES. THANK YOU ALL AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE !!!!!! THE BIG ITALY

Tumble Time Tigger
Tumble Time Tigger Tumble Time Tigger from Fisher Price is unique in that its not just another toy doll for your child. Tumble Time Tigger does somersaults, handstands and cartwheels providing hours of entertainment for your child. You activate Tumble Time Tigger by squeezing his ear which brings Tumble Time Tigger to life. Kids love his sounds, phrases and tumbling antics which make Tumble Time Tigger a very interactive toy. Unlike many other popular Christmas toys for 2005, Tumble Time Tigger is affordably priced at $19.99 making Tumble Time Tigger affordably for all families. The low price and excellent features of Tumble Time Tigger make this Christmas toy a likely sellout item for Christmas 2007. Tumble Time Tigger performs best on a hard surface such as a hard floor or table. On plush carpet you may have trouble keeping Tumble Time Tigger upright and balanced. Because Tumble Time Tigger responds to sound keep clapping to keep Tigger tumbling and tumbling. tumble

A Friend....
A friend is someone you should never let go, carry them with you through rain, sleet and snow. Hold tightly to that feeling of knowing someone cares and keep in your heart that they'll always be there! Dedicated to Michelle aka: shatteredtiger friend of 11 yrs Every single time I think of you my teardrops fall like rain...... Every time I close my eyes I see your face in pain then i think "Am I the one to blame?". I know its hard on you to see me go but I love and miss more than you would ever know. Although I did not go to far I sometimes wish I was still there where you are. 300 miles is a long long way but mom I will be visiting on Thanksgiving Day. You are my life, my friend, my MOTHER and to replace you there could be NO other. Although I know we are miles apart, I still carry you with me deep in my heart. Please dont forget that you are the best each night you lay your head down to rest! Mom I Love You & Miss You Love Your Daughter, Leslie

Drifter Chronicles
I never really felt the need to write in these things seeing as how few people read'em and hardly ever comment on them,but i don't give a fuck i'm gonna write it 'cause i want to!! Anyhoo, i think i was meant to be a drifter since i was a young buck on the streets of New York. At night was always when me and mom would make it out into the streets, Right after school and homework we would get dressed, go eat and hit the town. Can you imagine 42nd street New York back in the early 80's? When breakdancing was big and EVERYONE had no laces in their Adidas! But just that alone was a sign. I was brought up a night owl, a child of the night, A night walker, whatever the fuck you wanna call it,lol. And for a time it was good until we moved to South Carolina! What a fuckin mindfuck! Dirtroads, trailers (trailer-trash), the nearest store is a mile away and no buses,cabs, or subways!!! But i learned to adapt to my surroundings and become very knowable of my place of dwelling, but then we move to

My Sadness
my sadness fulls like a day in the pouring rain my eyes grow dark never 2 be seen again my heart beat slows for those i've loved that are lost & gone!&4 those Iloved an konw all so well y did they leave me no 1 can tell I wish I didnt have 2 let them go. they were taken from me without so much as a goodbye ,so now I cry theres no greater lost then the odf a loved 1 so if u feel the way ido give a frind a shout & they'll try & help u thought it if they dont there not a true friend 2 u!

Passive Aggressive
Passive-aggressive behavior refers to passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following authoritative instructions in interpersonal or occupational situations. It can manifest itself as resentment, stubbornness, procrastination, sullenness, or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is assumed, often explicitly, to be responsible. Thanks for the diagnosis Wikipedia.

"sorrow"
I know things happen for a reason and there is a time for it all but when one is unexpecting it very hard to get thru and I know alot of you my friends has been rating my page and pics and sending me comments and showing my page love the reason I havent been returning all the attention is the lady I took care of passed away Tuesday night and I have been dealing with handling everything as soon as I can move on with this I will return all rates...Hope everyone is all safe and has a wonderful weekend.

Just A Poem
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back, your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS". Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do

Don't Quit
lYF IS QUEER WID ITS TWIST AND TURNS, AS EVERY ONE OF US SUMTYMS LEARNS AND MANY PERSONS TURNS ABOUT WHEN THEY MYT HAVE WON HAD THEY STUCK IT OUT. DON'T GIVE UP THOUGH D PACE SEEMS SLOW.... U MAY SUCCEED WTH ANOTHER BLOW. SUCCESS IS FAILURE TURNED INSYD OUT... SO STICK TO D FYT WHEN UR HARDEST HIT IT'S WHEN THINGS SEEM WORST DAT U MUSTN'T QUIT....

Girl Meets Boy
So what do you think? Here’s the situation: Girl meets boy. They date for 4 years and then marry. Stay married for 14 years. Before marriage both worked hard toward the same goals. During this marriage there have been ups and downs, like most marriages have. Girl works hard. Boy barely ever works. Girl worked full time job and a part time job while going to college to get better job and have a better future for their family. Boy still barely works and complains about not enough money. Girl gets better job. Boy decides it’s okay to stay out at night or leave for hours during the night while girl goes to bed early so she can get up in the morning to work and support her family. Girl thinks boy is having an affair (gone without reason, money missing in bank account, etc.). Girl tries to be better wife so boy will want to stay home and be with her. During this time (the last two years) girl has told boy she is lonely and unhappy. Girl was very honest and blunt about her feelings

11th
Remember What Veteran's Day Means!!! It is the VETERAN , not the preacher,who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN , not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.It is the VETERAN , not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran ,who serves under the Flag, whose coffin is draped with the flag,who gives the protester the freedom he abuses to burn the flag.ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve. God Bless them all. At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower

Lyrics
Chewin The Apple Of Yer Eye By: The Flaming Lips Hey what were ya thinkin When they were startin the show Yeah, i was there But i didn't care at all I was tryin to find you When you got lost in the crowd Cus i'm drunk all the time I like your helium voice There was a guy in the seat next to mine Watchin the girls when the cops made us stand in line Yea, so if its sad Well you still gotta live till ya die Man, everyone's chewin the apple you got in your eye It like at the circus When you get lost in the crowd Your happy but nervous Definite sign that you lost it

My Thoughts
Life and death are the only two things in this life guaranteed to happen.We come into the world in a burst of light and leave it in a cloud of darkness.Everything in between is the sprinkling of star dust and moon beams.We choose whether or not they shine or fade out into nothingness.Giving it our all and trying to reach the sun,for one tiny moment in time,to say we did it all.We have lived life to the fullest,gotten our kicks and enjoyed the time we had.We need to remember that in the small moments of time every little thing matters,and to do the best we can with what we have.Don't take for granted the things we are given,the love we receive freely,the holding hands,walks in the dark,snuggling up on the couch with the loves of our lives.Give unconditionally so that our consciences are guilt free and our lives are balanced with everyday duties...We must respect those around us and help where we can.Give to those in need and ask for forgiveness whe we screw up.Take the time to say "I lo

Fake People
Why are people so damn fake these days? I don't understand what is so hard about being REAL... I mean damn is that serious?! Do you really need to lie and be fake? Folks say one thing but their actions completely contradict all the bullshit that they have been feeding you!!! I'm one of the guys that if you ask me a question I will give an answer raw,uncut and no bullshit. It might not be what you want to hear. But I would rather be honest about it than to be fake. I'm sure I am not the only one dealing with this but, I had to get it off my chest! YES this does apply to someone! YOU KNOW WHO U ARE!!!

Your Mother Is Always With You
Ok let me try this again. I received this this morning and it was so moving to me that I shed a few tears. Hope you all enjoy as much as I did! Your Mother is always with you She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. She's your breath in the air on a Cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow. She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion.......... Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the Good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map You follow with every step you

Stories Of The Night
I lay there in my bed.. just past midnight. The cold night breeze kisses my warm skin.. the tiny hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.. sleeping.. dreaming.. and you hovering in.. as if in a cloud of air.. standing above my bed.. you can hear the pulsating of my heartbeat.. and you can smell the warm blood that are in the veins that are so apparent. You lean in.. move my hair away from my swanlike neck.. placing your fangs upon my flesh.. piercing the skin and drinking of my essence..almost to the last drop of crimson.. then you stand up.. wipe the last drop from your cold lips.. feeling my life intertwine with yours..the feeling is almost overwhelming.. but you leave backing into the shadows in whilst you came.. Leaving me alone one again. Every night he watches her. Wanting, wishing for something that he can’t have. This won’t keep him from her, he is adolescence after all; the rules mean nothing to him. So he sits on the rooftop across from her window. He knows she cannot see h

Family Interactions, Or How To Annoy The Hell Out Of Relatives
My sister tami, who I love dearly has a few little quirks. 1) She is organized to such a degree I really wonder about just how stable she is, I mean, most serial killers were organized to an extreme degree. 2) Perfection, when ever she does something around the house that requires cutting or mounting anything, it as to be absolutely perfect. Level, true, same height, everything. So, in the interest of variety, I have endeavored to bring a little spontaneity to our household.... Take my ceiling fan, four white blades, one brown, and she just cringes when she sees it. Clothing, she folds, I roll everything like I was either in the military or on a boat. I even pronounce the K in Knee. She has her collection of porcelain dolls displayed in a very ordered fashion. I have my wolf and bud ha on one shelf, with the stereo, coffee cups on the top shelf... along with a new harddrive, motherboard, knee braces, ball cap, and collectible matchbox cars. In otherwords, in

To All Military Guys!!! When A Woman Truly Loves You
When a woman loves a military man... 1.) If she wasn't emotional before, that is all about to change. 2.) You getting a higher rank could just mean an automatic free lay. 3.) Get her a pair of dog tags, ASAP, This is crucial, she will never take them off. 4.) Most of the time, you losing reception during training is your fault. (Though, she will eventually understand) 5.) Most of the time, everything is your fault. (This especially goes for when she is pregnant) 6.) She WILL start talking like your guys and you talk, including using your last names. 7.) Her patriotism could out-do most of your men... she will be proud... VERY PROUD. 8.) Be Ready: your car will end up with a yellow ribbon magnet or an "I LOVE MY _____" sticker eventually. (if you have separate cars, hers will DEFINITLY have these) 9.) She will most likely need a pair of dog tags to hang from the car's rear view mirror. (see 3) 10.) Every week she'll have "another song" that makes her thi

Questions For The Men
OK SO I GOT SOME QUESTIONS THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS OUT THERE CAN ANSWER HONESTLY FOR ONCE. WHY IS IT YOU GUYS THINK YOUR SMARTER THAN US WOMEN? THINK YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WITH OUR FEELINGS? OUR HEARTS? AND THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, SERIOUSLY. I AINT PLAYING STUPID HERE, IM QUITE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. DO YOU GUYS THINK WOMEN ARE THAT STUPID THAT WE WONT FIND OUT OR EVEN HAVE THE SMARTS TO REALIZE THAT YOU PLAYING US? PLEASE HELP ME OUT WITH THIS BECAUSE I HAVENT A CLUE WHY YOU THINK THIS WAY

You Are Prequalified For Xx Survey
I am so agrivated to keep trying these stupid surveys. I have started them atleast 5 times an only to be shot down with the answer you are not qualified or something to that effect. Personally I am finished attempting these waste of time surveys..

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning?

Hello All!!!
Just wanted to say muahhhhh to all my new friends and fu-family I have been hanging in the G spot Lounge for the past couple of weeks and have gained more friendships and family than since I have been here all together. Thanks to Mass for the invite if not for you I wouldnt be where I am today. So muahhhhhhhhhhhh to you hun. Rate me/Add me do what you will with me lol.....Love will be returned....

Winner At A Losing Game
"Winner At A Losing Game" Baby, look here at me Have you ever seen me this way I've been fumblin' for words Through the tears and the hurt and the Pain I'm gonna lay it all out On the line tonight And I think that it's time To tell this uphill fight goodbye [CHORUS] Have ever had to love someone That just don't feel the same Tryin' to make somebody care for you The way I do Is like tryin' to catch the rain And if love is really forever I'm a winner at a losin' game I know that baby, you tried To find me somewhere inside of you But you know you can't lie Girl, you can't hide the truth Sometimes two hearts Just can't dance to the same beat So I'll pack up my things And I'll take what remains of me [Repeat Chorus] I know that I'll never be the man that you need or love Yeah, baby it's killin' me to stand here and see I'm not what you've been dreamin' of [Repeat Chorus] Oh, oh, if love is really forever I'm a winner at a losin' game Ooo, I'm t

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. You know you're fat when you have to wipe ya ass from the front!!! Hey no offense to anyone..I've been there I know...lol HAVE A GREAT DAY!! If you had sex 365 times in 12 months & melted the used rubbers down into a tire. What would you call it? ....a fuckin goodyear!!!

If I Were A Tattoo
I am a member that really enjoys view other peoples tattoos. As I was browsing some today, I couldn't but think...If I were a tattoo where would you put me??? I thought this to be an interesting question...have an answer? Please let me know!!!Thank You for your participation...

Love Story
bi well im officaly amittin im bi and i amit i like it from both sides hehe a lil shy on this topic but i am officaly bi and ty kari for helpin me to come out i love her very much i have been this way for a wile well im bi hehe so much love to give once upon a time there was a woman who had her heart broken over and over and kept finding love in the wrong places, pepeople kept tellin her that they loved her so very much but they kept breakin her heart and uilimilty made her very warey of love.She kept givin it all she had and it kept gettin riped and stomped to the ground like she dint deserve it one bit. she end up gettin married and she had a son the person she thought she loved ended up doing foolish stuff and then she was on her own again with her son. a certian amount of years past and she kept gettin her heart even more riped apart from pepole who thought they could becuse they thought they were right to do it and then she got married again. th

The Last Dance (erotica) By Paul
The Last Dance By Paul Mays 04/05/05 Until, at the end of a particularly energetic polka, you dropped a ring you had been adjusting on your hand. Dipping to pick it up, you stood up straight only to find yourself staring into her eyes; through the movement of the crowd, she had end up not two feet from where you had stooped. The moment lasted an eternity. You drank in the sight of her, the smell of her; her eyes had paralyzed you as if you were a deer caught in a car's headlights. Your mind was a blank; you wanted nothing except to look at her, give yourself to her. You could feel your knees grow weak. You wanted to throw yourself at her feet, beg her to do anything she wished to you, just acknowledge you, accept you And, again, she turned away, but this time with the most delicate and private of smiles; a smile that was kind and cruel, loving and harsh all at once. And you could bear it no longer; as swiftly as you could you hastened out of the room, down the long carpeted h

Dog Owners
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names Is Molly 2. I Love Animals 3. I Live In Indianapolis 4. I am married .......... 5. I DON'T Do Meth 6. I DO Smoke Week Daily 7. I Can Be A Bitch 8. I DON'T Like being told what to do 9. I Love SEX 10. My Natural Hair color is brown WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... eeyore_girle rockrules2001 keefers H-A-N-K-Y dagg72

Lounge
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0)

Rip Sean Taylor
OK REDSKIN FANS WE HAVE A WHOLE NEW COACHING STAFF AND THIS YEARS GONNA BE A ROUGH ONE SO HANG IN THERE DONT LEAVE US BECAUSE WE LOSS A LOT AND DONT JOIN US IF COACH ZORN TAKES US TO A WINNING SEASON NO BAND WAGONERS ALLOWED WE HAVE LOST ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS WE HAD ON THE REDSKINS SEAN TAYLOR #21 SAFTEY WE WILL MISS HIM ON THE FEILD AND PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY AND TE REDSKINS ON MY PRAYER CHAIN. 1.DAVID POGUE, WE LOVED YOU SEAN AND YOU WILL BE MISSED

Playstation
ok so i used to joke when i was young that i would play u like the nintendo.. yeah that ages me doesnt it.. but i was okcupid and took a personality test.. and the results say im like a playstation.. lmao cant help but post this!!!! gotta luv it!! The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you

Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Beautiful Poem
This was created for me by my friend Robert. "Special eyes of a friend" Bright and sparkling Perfect in every way Beyond all description Portals into your heart Blazing and brilliant Full of sweetness Compassion abounds So clear and like mirrors Shimmering and glimmering Painting a special picture Sensitive, caring and kind Just like two perfect flowers Intense and warm Twin eternal flames flickering Love and compassion alive in them Showing life's greatest pleasures Gazing into them brings thoughts Of a very special lady One of kind miracle A very special friend

Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see

Your Invited To Join Giblink
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To Everyone Whos Added Me As A Friend Or Fan!
Thank you to all of you out there who has added me as a friend or fan! Your continued friendship is very very appreciated and im very grateful for it! You guys and girls rock!!!!

Good Old Days
Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night , David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom use to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I use to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training at

Contest Has Started
Contest Started on friday and these people really need your help. So if any friends want to come help out. These are the contestants for my contest. Contest runs until December 31st. So pick a person and help them out thank you. All help will not go un noticed and i will be giving out VIP gifts to anyone that helps. This Contest is brought to you by FuBaRsLaDyInReD♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)...Fu Owned by Texas Camaro N@ fubar

Just Something
RACISTS? Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

Personal
Okay. i figure if i blog my bad day maybe it will help me to feel better. so here goes. as if life isnt already doing poorly with bad news and bad times for december, things seem to get worse. i am sick. and the meds the DR gave me arent helping AT ALL. i feel horrible. got called into work on my day off when mother nature decides to drop snow and ice all fuckin day, then come home to find my sister sittin in the living room bawling her eyes out!! for what reason? she pissed some cunt off in the bar room and the bitch called children and youth on my sister and claims neglect and abuse bc my sister was in a bar room at 2am. HOLY FUCK. she gets out one night a month when i watch my sisters 7 kids. WOW! you think she deserves a night out once in a while. i think so. shes like my superr woman. id do anything for her, and all she asks for is one night to be able to go out and have a good fuckin time. but noooo some bitch decides to pour beer on my sister and my sister flips out and the b

Guy Things
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only

What Next..........
Dude or Dyke?? whatisitjr.snapfish.com/snapfish When I got home from work today, I found out that the fubar ppl updated the bar tab thing.........and my first thought was......is this facebook? I mean the reason I don't really use facebook is because I really hate that it keeps track of EVERYTHING your friends are doing, with the exception of taking a shit or picking their noses! I think I'm about fed up with this site anyway, this was just one more thing........so I think I'm gonna delete my profile in few days. It makes me sad because I met some really cool people on here, but If they are pushing that hard for ppl to buy VIP's then screw them. Vip's should be optional! ok now I feel better!! LOL

It's My Birthday
ok iam so done with people lying why cant you just tell the truth soon or later the real truth comes out and all your lies got you was nothing and that you hurt someone ..does it make you fell good to do that to people cause iam telling you something right now i can see why people change from nice to being a totally bitch........there is nothing you cant say that i wont understand but yet you just keep on using me people can only take so much before they come to the end of there rope...and iam a really nice and sweet person but you fuck me over one to many times and you will see a whole other side of me.....so if you cant be honest go away and leave me be .... hey everyone today is my day ...i didnt think it was going to be a good one but its starting out to be pretty good.everyone is always saying erica this is not a good time for a birthday but i think it is..i dont ask for much to be with my friends and family and enjoy the day with me.so come on celebrate with me and thank you

Weather
i wish the weather make up its mind if it going to be cold or warm because my ass is getting cold here and i wish it rain we need it bad our lake is drying out so plzz if u can pray for rain for us we need it bad very bad.

Tour Updates
Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Carnival Ride Tour" with Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood January 2008 31 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena February 2008 1 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena 16 - Roanoke, VA - Roanoke Civic Center March 2008 7 - Omaha, NE - Qwest Center 11 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion

For My Baby
Blind Faith Darlin' I know you're sleepin' But there's something I've just got to say Wonder if you'll hear me While you're dreamin' You make a lifetime Out of every day Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I got Blind Faith in you oh yeah Your eyes keep things well hidden Just a hint of what You're feelin' inside And the first day that I met you I consider that the first day of my life Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I've got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A women so true, but I love That you think I do With You and Faith, beside me I'm feelin' stronger every day Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you It's true Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A woman so true but I love That you think I do.

A Soldier's Scars
I’ve never been a poet but I know what I feel. I got these scars inside me and I don’t know how to heal them. I’ve denied their existence for almost a year but when I go to sleep I feel and I hear the sound of the bombs and the feel of the terror that grips you at night when you don’t know what’s there. Eleven o’clock plus or minus an hour your world explodes and the steel is a shower of sparks and noise and screams and sirens. I can’t even sleep even though I am tired. When it’s quiet you wish it was loud so you’d know that it’s over and then off to your dreams you could go. Cause dreams take you away from the place where you live, well usually they do but sometimes they can give you reminders of people or places or things that used to be living and loving and singing. But sometimes the dreams wake you up in a sweat, screaming silently and your pillow is wet from the tears you were crying and didn’t even know it. But fuck it…………..I told you

Dick 101
A good friend of mine sent me this....OK....Now the ladies need to go ahead and read up...Fella's you better hope you are not INTERNET DICK! ************************************************* DICKOLOGY 101 MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!! TOLERABLE DICK - Thi

Tomorrow
She looks into air, herself falling rain Dripping coldness past, memories old pain. Drops fall, the puddling her damp water-life. Spiraling a mirror, self-lonely strife. A sigh, one frown, crying soft saddened tears. Storms of remember - through bleak yesteryear. Clouds a-whorl, dark sky sheltering fair heart. But how can she joy, while taking no part? Cov'ring cold soul, corona of defense. Defying the stab of her fate's intents. This is madness, she thinks in plaintive cry. I'm here, on the cusp, of lay down and die. What my destiny, but an empty-off dream? A plaything with which gods and angels scheme. Am I doomed then to live, time never-free? Subsumed wholly 'neath life's scattered debris? Is justice, outside this torrential doubt? Perhaps more than sorrow, painful fall-out? Is love, perhaps, just a sliver of sun? Shining through mists, revealing Avalon? Personal paradise, which I can own, Evoking happiness, hither unknown? She raises fro

I Just Thought About How Much I Hate You Right Now.
A little something that just popped in my head probably never to be read by the person I'm speaking of. I just thought about how much I hate you right now. Thinking back about a year ago we were hanging out being drunk and taking stupid pictures. But apparently you can't handle distance. You suck. You suck so much that Im not even really mad anymore. I am gonna enjoy sleeping the middle of my big ass bed! Not having to pick up your boxers off the floor because you can't unpack your crap and put it in the drawer i cleaned out for you. I won't have to sit and watch endless hours of baseball even though i was starting to like it. I won't have to hear you ramble on and on and on about the what president is from this state and who his vp was and what war happened this year or that babe ruth was a womanizer. I won't have to do as much laundry because you sweat like a fucking warthog when we're having sex. I can sleep soundly knowing that I won't be awake

General
Its Christmas and its celebrated round the world by exchanging gifts and wishes. For those who may have friends in other countries here is a list of how Christmas is said in different languages. 1. Arabic - I'd Miilad said oua sana saida 2. Chinese - (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan 3 Croatian - Sretan Bozic 4. Danish - Glædelig Jul 5. Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest 6. Filipino - Maligayang Pasko 7. Finnish - Hyvaa joulua 8. French - Joyeux Noël 9. German - Fröhliche Weihnachten 10. Greek: Kala Christouyenna! 11. Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal 12. Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit 13. Italian Buon Natale! 14. Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto 15. Korean -Sung Tan Chuk Ha 16 Magyars - Kellemes es Boldog Karacsonyt Kivanok 17 Flemish - Schei Kreschtdeeg 18 Croatian - SREH-tahn BO-zheech

Freakin Men
Men think that women should drop everything so that we can spend time with them but when we wanna spend time with them they just wanna go hang out with there homies. Like today my man rather be with his friends then his family he is prolly out drinking his life away i swear thats all he ever wants to do anymore is pick up a bottle and when it comes to christmas he said my kids didnt need nothing I sat and wonder why i deal with the life i have and wonder if its worth it i guess ill never know when it is worth all what i go through. my husband likes to drink and hit people and then he perfers to drink instead of taking care of his kids and he doesnt show none respect then the next day its all im sorry i didnt mean to i wont do it again. i don't understand why i deal with it sometimes i sit and think maybe cus i love him and then i tell my self is it worth all that just cus i love him i dont know what to do anymore why do people like to say there are u friends and turn around and stabb u

Top 8
Hey yall if you want to make my top 8 hit me up. Every month there will be a new top 8 so if you want to make the cut hit me up! Taking names for my Top 8 for the month of Jan. 2008. First 8 names get a slot for the month! Peace Roy