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Little Girl In Pink Dress And Curls
already dead Give me lithium or give me death Lucifer raping me from my every breath Dogs of hell torment my mind No reason of sanity can I find. Thoughts of suicide rush through my head I scream aloud "shoot me, I’m already dead!" Razor to my wrists, gushing red To the demons in my mind, i thee wed. The Little Girl in Pink Dress and Curls The little girl in pink dress and curls Lies quietly upon the floor She closes her eyes to block out the pain As daddy walks through the door. The little girl in pink dress and curls Lost beauty and forgotten dreams Lies bloody and beaten on her bed Because mommy refuses to hear her screams The little girl in pink dress and curls Life taken away by her daddys hands They bury the little girl and say a little prayer For the lion always sacrifices the lamb.
A Little About My Situation
So, its been a shitty week or so, sick of getting dogged by women who say one thing and do another. Fuck I just might give up on the idea of this shit all together and just become a jaded fuck who only plays music and works out.
Little Me....
Ok so I am trying to figure out this midget deal. I just noticed it was on here but not sure what it really does for me. So if you read this and you know something, give my dumb a$$ the info. Thanks!
A Little Thing Called Magic
There is a sigh of words drained from the bitterness of your mouth warning me again of the magic that is stored this magic tricking me, scratching at my heart making it open to the simple words of praise and fortune opening to absorb these simple words so greatly this magic shows how much one love can hurt how much one life cannot heal and how much magic cannot survive in a world that cannot believe this magic was shown in the worst kind of statue performing so slowly, so stiffly its as if so forgotten so misunderstood to the one who cannot feel its presence its lies showing simple words that defeat the purpose of its innocence shattering the true beauty of the statements my imagination playing as if so played out and so perfected knowing with all certainty that this love cannot be real but still lying to one self to prove that it once was such magic able to lift, to fly, to shadow the main truth of lost love aside to pursue the greatness of a thing we call love to hi
A Little Bit About Me
A Little Bit About Me.
Little People
Little Johnny Jokes
In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids. She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter. Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper. Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand. Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny. Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" .... "A Big Mother Fucking Rat" Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her,
Littlebit's Reflection
Despite all that has happened this year as I look around I think how lucky I have been in life. I have those that I love and hold dear mostly still around to comfort me. My heart breaks for the families of those whose fire season ended early this year. Such a catastrophe is difficult to accept. I also feel for those who witnessed and were unable to do more as the scene unfolded in front of them. The feeling of uselessness is one I simply cannot stand and I know it is for many others in the fire service as well. The only good thing to come from something like this is the fact that all the agencies and various companies infighting disappears while everyone realizes no matter who we are or work for we all strive for the same goal - to come home at the end of the night and the end of the season. My thoughts and prayers are with the wildland firefighting community right now. Between the soldiers that are deployed and the firefighters that on the line it seems like I have a lot to pr
Little Bit Of This And A Little Bit Of That
I just received that I am being shipped to Germany and will be on stand by to move into Georgia... and get back our fucking hummers the Russians took from the Georgians.
A Little About Me
A Little Retirement Info...
A point to ponder, for those of us with 20/20 hindsight!!!!!! Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But,if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Littlemomas
Little Wing
A Little Help?
Ashes 2 Ashes!!! Dj Ash IS ROCKIN' THE HOUSE OUT TONITE! CLICK ON HER PIC TO HEAR HER NOW! PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND VISIT HER PAGE TODAY! ♥ Ashton ~Asst. Manager & DJ @ Saints & Sinners~ Fu Girl to Xenobies♥@ fubar I need help from my friends and family Plz even if its just a rate on the pic plz stop by the link and show me some love!!! >
A Little Bit Of Suicide
A little bit of suicide a day keeps the doctor away A little bit of suicide a week keeps the nightmares at bay A little bit of suicide a month keeps my friends worrying A little bit of suicide a year keeps my heart still beating A little bit of suicide every season keeps me filled with hate A little bit of suicide every decade keeps society awake A little bit of suicide every generation keeps the kids in graves A little bit of suicide every turn of the century keeps the bright minds saved A little bit of suicide every millennium makes the history books more interesting A little bit of suicide every dawn of creation makes the world worth saving A little bit of suicide every lifetime makes our lives so much more loved There is something inside of us all Its not anger, passion, hope, or just cause Theres a little bit of suicide in us all
Littlepossum-cb Handle
imikimi - Customize Your World Top of pic is my family and their handles. Bottom is a few of my favorite things! imikimi - Customize Your World Happy Holiday's Everyone from littlepossum 062 from channel 28 and 21 Florida. Hugs I miss you all! This picture is my favorite animal. The possum. It's shy,comatizes into playing dead,hissing and growls in fear of world around... avoids the world...lonely but happy always moving on...simple life food,shelter and water.Don't hang on tail but uses it to be stable! The cb represents several things in life: my dad possum poacher (older mtn type man) gave me that name when he was around 52. I was just born and named after him kinda I was his baby possum so he named me Littlepossum. He was a cb'er. I love him and miss him! He taught me independence. Because of that I operate independently. This was 31 years ago. I grew up and my life seems to still fit that name I guess. I always went by possum or Littlepossum more then my name as lon
A Little About Me
hi there y'all ok first of i am a dutchman living and working here in the states yea i am a foregner but i am bussy with becoming a US citizen lol its not easy to become american lol i drive a big rig for 1 of the bigger companies out of indianapolis indy i have been driving now for give or take 18 year but only here in the states 3 years 15 year in europe i have been working in the best restaurants and cruise ships around the world in between yea i am a man of many professions lol i was married for 13 years here in the states but that didn't work out bummer i am like you see in my pictures a tall one slender funn openminded eeck i wrote that lol so when you want to know more lets talk ben
Little Dark Poem...
I sit on my cloud up high so what if I should die I made this my time I marched with the front line with my sword up high I release my battle cry my heart flutters from the sight of my enemies that whom i should fight as I hear one cry as they slowly die as my sword breaks through and goes deep inside i wonder what if i should die then i hear another cry as the man beside me get stabbed in the eye I snap form my thoughts in time to block as I killed my thrill seemed to build upon the blood that i have spilled as i turn i meet the gaze of a man who had bested my skill as my sight flickered and faded i bowed my had and prayed that this would not be my day I felt a new energy on that summer day as my wounds seemed to heal i raised up my shield and there did a dragon appear I am by your side and you should not die for ever i will be by your side as we fly into battle i hear the men shriek with fear as my new found stead appeared as the battle trumpets cried
A Little About Me
I am in a relationship and live in Co. I Love it here!!
A Little Of This And That.......
This is a e-mail from my oldest of three sons....his name is Lance and he is 21 yrs. old.... hey mom: (AKA The Worlds Greatest Mother) I just wanted to let you know that you mean a lot to me mom. I really appreciate all the good things you have helped me accomplish in life and for always being there for me. I don't know what I would do with out you. You are a big piece of my life and the most important. Who could ask for a better mother. I know that we have gone through some hard times but you and I have always stuck by one another's side and that means a great deal to me. I know that you feel like you probably wrong or wished you could have raised us differently, but I am going to prove to you that you are a great mother and that you raised us kids perfectly. Do not ever look at how Dusty and Josh have turned out as a reflection of you, if that was true I would be like that wouldn't I? Life is about choices and you have taught me that people make good ones and bad ones. Eventually the
A Little Info
Yahoo id.... ihaveboobs@yahoo.com Home Number.. 382 563 3650 Cell Nuber.. 696 873 7326 and last but not least...my home address Sweet Addiction 38258 Dream Street Stalker,Fuland 37325 yahoo me,call me,text me and stalk me...ok then :)
The Little Things...
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. ~ Aristotle
A Little About Me
Little Texaskat
Little Of My Insite#1
it seem's that life will cause stress on you but if you let it it will kill you or make you kill your self... if you don't like who you are your the only 1 who can change that so if you have to let the old you die off and start being who you want to be dont let nothing stop you your the only 1 who is in controll so take charge be that person your looking to become tmmarow is a new day a chance for a fresh start for you not no1 else it mite hurt some but if it help's you be who you want then that's a chance to be the real you .... this is the begining of my stash's more insite from me will fallow so i hope it help's any 1 who need a little insite..... .............MR.SMITH...........
Little About Me...
Hi everyone and thanks for the warm welcome! Just thought I'd share a little bit about me.. I'm a mom of one beautiful 2 y/o little girl who I love more than life. Technically, I am married to a very great guy, however, we are separated due to the fact that I am 100% lesbian.. sorry guys! I just heard about this site and figured I'd check it out and maybe meet some cool people. Not looking for anything serious right now, just some friends and maybe a cute chica to have some good times with. I'm an open book and I love talking to people, so feel free to ask me anything. I'm also 100% honest, so be prepared! Looking forward to hanging out at the bar!
Little Crazy Horse
LET'S GO ON A TRAIL RIDE YOU BRING THE BEER AND I WILL BRING THE HORSES. SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
Little Ole Lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club. " The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table. " The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool. " The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have yo
A Little Personal
(POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU: 0 = EWWWWWWWWWWW W!? 1 = DEFINITELY NOT ATTRACTIVE. 2 = DECENT 3 = CUTE 4 = FINE AS HELL! 5 = I'D DO YOU! 6 = PRETTY DAMN SEXY! 7 = LOVABLE!8 =I LOVE YOU!!! 9 = I WANNA MAKE YOU MINE!) Take at ur own risk copy and pm you're answers 1. Your Name: 2. Age : 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 2
The Little Lost One's Diary
I hate the system. I hate how our taxes are worthless. I hate how we need to have a car, a. k. a. a polluting machine of death, insurance for that car, insurance for our health, insurance for our death, insurance for our home, and our computers, and our everything. I hate how we have to pay for such nonsense, how everything is so required. I hate the stigmas of doing something other than what the masses do. I hate the prejudice. I hate the lack of health education in the schools. I hate how doctors can't do anything but take your money. I hate how the police don't care about your problems or you. I hate how the firemen don't care about saving your home, only the money they get paid, and putting out the fire the easiest way. I hate how generalizations are so general, and how my arguments fall flat because I point out the truth in stereotypes. I hate how people can stand there, a cigarette between their fingers, and a soda in the other hand, and preach about this and that,
Little Moments
today is the day to live for yesterday has passed us by smile when you want to scream laugh though your dying inside all those little moments that you thought were bad and wished would soon be over have since come to pass seek out your own path live the life thats in your dreams reality is as you percieve it and things are never what they seem and just when you thought you knew yourself way down to what you hide one little thing changes that makes you open up and try
The Little Things
i wrote this back in oct. 2008 idk.Category: Dreamstoo my true love that i have yet to meet,the thought alonemy heart skips beat beat.my mind is away along the shorefalling for all that you can adore.along the waves the demons recedeback to the darkness and afraid of life.my soul breathes freely now that your near,your arms upon me, the future is clear.my knight in the end, as always a cherished friend.....reality sets in, is this the beginning or end// Love is the dove who speaks not a word, fears not the obstacles that lie ahead, flows freely with the ever so sensitive change of time. Lands with ease in any place he pleases, delicate to the ground and intrically noble to all surroundings.... the dove, his wings, flow perfect in the calming breeze His vision pure, undoubtably, I'm sure. This gentle creatures meaning, a figment of your very own imagination that should be embraced and cherished, always and forever.... nov. 19, 2006 In his temple, he has no heart, no love to share, no
A Little Taste
Why am I here, why did I let her bring me here? Was my only thought with my eyes cast down trying not to see the pictures of the girls with the mouth open in ecstasy. I could catch glimpses of leather out of the corner of my eye. "come on Tina relax, check out this stuff" My darling friend Maxine, she looked like she stepped out of a fashion magazine, pretty blond hair, green eyes, slender, you know, perfect. She was always telling me I had to show off skin, lighten up, loosen up. As usual I felt like a boy standing next to her, with my red hair cut shoulder length, simple brown eyes, gray t shirt to cover my large breasts, I was what they call thick, the total opposite of Max in everyway. "Tina come on and look" my cheeks turned crimson as my eyes slowly moved up to see her small hands holding this purple dick. "Isn't it cool Tina, it vibrates at everything, you really have to feel this" she said as she ran her hand up and down it. She held it out to me and I ran a finger ov
A Little Kinky ......
well we will start out with my eyes, then on to the little nibbles on ur ears while i gently caress your sweet face with the tips of my fingers, which path would you like to take next i compliment you on your beautiful smile, i lean in closer notice the sweet smell of your hair, i gently kiss the tip of your nose while slowy, ever so gently, make my way to your supple neck, i rub my lips against it just softly as u can feel my breath... i begin to become extremly aroused while staring into your gaze, as i play with the tips of your fingers i cant help but wonder what you are thinking, i place my other hand over your eyes and while is bring ur hand to my lips and gently start to kiss them i kiss your bottom lip, then your top lip, then the bottom again, my tongue slowly slips between your wet lips and meets yours soft passionate kisses on your neck sends little shivers down your body your legs slightly quiver slowly i kiss my way down you back. my hands all over your body
A Little Humor
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell her things that you’ve never shared with another soul and she absorbs everything you say and actually wants to hear more. You share hopes for the future together with her and some of the goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell her about it, knowing she will share in your excitement. She is not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Seldom does she hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather she builds you up and shows you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful in her eyes. There is never any pressure or competition but only a quiet calmness when she is around. You can be yourself and not worry about what she will think of you because she loves yo
A Little Piece Of My Mind.
This blog will pin-point why I hate relationships and I think it is nothing more than a big source of un-needed drama. I am now 28, and I do own my own home. I pay my own bills and I try to be everything that I could be to everyone that I consider my friend. But the funny thing is that I simply cannot be anything more than friends with anyone. I am either too young, or I don't have a car,or any number of vast other reasons. I am always being told that I am a wonderful friend and that I am very special to someone. But it hurts to sit and watch EVERYONE ELSE getting into relationships and being able to hold someone close at night. To be able to see that my heart will always feel this empty no matter how hard I try. I have some of the worlds most wonderful friends and I will risk nothing to lose those friendships. All I am saying is that I want to simply have someone in my heart and in my life who will be just as special to me as I am to them in a romantic sence. I am not just about se
Little Star ( A Poem)
Little star up so high Shinning oh so bright Brighter than all around In the darkest night sky Of all the bright stars Your shine stands out the most For you are such a little star To have the brightest shine Among all the large stars Their shine is nothing compared To the smallest star of all Up in the darkest night sky Even though your the smallest star You don't let it effect you at all For your the one with the brightest shine The biggest heart of them all Through that bright shine of yours You freely let your love show Letting all around you know Just how loving and caring you are. Wrote on ~ 12/18/2008 ~ Written By: ~ Bella Windwhistler ~
Little Boy On The Bus
A Little Boy
The "little" Things
As you might remember, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ TurnpikeBecause of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus.
~little Dick~
Little Dick Murphy
~littel Dick 2.....jealous Fella~
OOOOKK...here we go again.....just finished a bomb and was talking with friends here...when out of nowhere comes a little dick and buys one of my 'fu-owned' friends....she is new to me but has sincere and kind words on her page....well, silly guido thinks this is a fun site and we all try to raise the fu-value of those we 'own' as fun and games..... Next this dude starts to 'fu-kill' my buzz....no worries...I have many friends that help out there. Now here comes my problem and what I have issue with....he starts hitting my good friend's shout box and telling them stupid shit about me 'leaving his girl friend alone'.....trouble is...she is sending me messages on how happy she is that I fu-own here.....weird huh. It gets better.....he tells my friend that I will 'go broke' and he has enough power as an Evil Oracle to keep killing my fubuzz....(whoop te doo). My friend counters with she has enough power to keep shitfacing me.....Now, I don't care if some asshat doesn't like me or says
Littlewing's Ramblings And Stuff
She's my best girl...and she's mad cuz I forgot to tell her this place is like crack! LOL
Little Black Book
Yesterday morning I recieved a shout from this guy (around 9am) saying he wanted to lick my p***y. I told him no. So this morning he hits me up in my shoutbox again at around 9am and says (as well as my response..be sure to read from the bottom up!):
Little Bit Of Whoa
Ok my friends. I was trolling through the mumms, and noticed all the alternate accounts playing. Those of you that really, truly know me.. know that I view this as a fun game. I like to read their "About me" or check out their friends, pics, fans... etc. So, i have noticed this one asshole in particular, and wanted to check him out. The following, was his "about me"
Little Old Lady
I got this out of an email it's funny please read and comment much love to all
Little Of This... Little Of That....
Alright, got fuengaged today as many of you know and apparently I have hurt or pissed some of you off. How many times do you have to be told that I'm a fuckin flirt and a perv and that I'm not going to change? It's understood that this is fu, not real life. So tell me wtf your problem is cuz I can't figure it out. You don't complain when you see me on cam in the loung and showing off ass much boob as I can get away with but you're gonna bitch at me for getting fuengaged. That's real nice. If you know me then you know I'm a perv and a flirt and that's just the way I am. I'm not going to change for you or anybody else no matter what. And once again I'll state this simple little fact that seems to have so many people so confused.
A Little About Me!
A Little Tease
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say!
A Little About Me
I'm a single mom of three kids not counting my pets as my other children. LOL
A Little More
I have quite a predicament. I have been seeing this guy, friends with benefits type, you know the deal. anyways it has been about 7 years or something like that. I have never had feelings like that for him in all this time. but all the sudden, i cant get him out of my mind. i dont think he even thinks of me in that way at all, like more than friends.. its just bugging me. dont know what to do about it, i dont wanna ruin what we do have, cause its good, really really good, i guess theres never such a thing as no strings is there?
The Little Things In Your Daily Life
A Little About Me
hello all the beautiful people out there on the world wide web and welcome to my page. I won't keep you for too long, but whilst I've got your attentin I thought it sensible to tell you a little bit about me and what rocks my world! I am a software consultant, and specialise working with great Banking Software. It doesn't sound like the most interesting subject but I really like it. I get to go to banks all over the world and travel alot so it has it's perks! On a slgihtly different subject, I also run a website about mailing lists of all things! I have just written a article about brokers of direct mail . It's not for everyone but if you ever need to buy lists for your business then it's worth checking out. I think that is about everything anyone would want to know, but if I hace missed anything drop me a message
Little Johnny
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
The Little Things...
Sometimes you can't help but to wonder if these things are planned, or it's just really awesome that stuff like this happens by mere coincidence. And then you see it happen. This is one of those times that just makes me really laugh out loud.
The Little Things
I give my heart and soul, I don't have alot. I give what I can. But what do material things do in the long run? Do they make people happy? I thought love was un-conditional, the strongest power ever discovered by man-kind. I try my hardest, I really do, It's not the big things, but the little things that carry me, guide me to what my heart desires. To my Angel my heart is all I can give. I hope she accepts this, if not, then I haven't found my soul-mate.
Little Johnny
Little Gems Of Wisdom From Me To You :)
-Posting statuses about arguments with your boyfriend/girlfriend trying to make THEM look bad, makes YOU look bad. Trust me. -Smacking your lips while eating is absolutely unacceptable. Not only is it repulsive, but its annoying. Just stop. -Every problem can be solved without screaming, try it. -If you're having a problem with someone, discuss it with them personally, not behind their back. Especially if that person is your friend. -A guy who puts his hands on you in a violent manner will not stop, this is practically a proven fact. Do some good for yourself and get out. Stop hanging onto people who's idea of hanging onto you is grabbing you too tight around the wrist. And men, if you're putting your hands on ANY women, you deserve a bloody beating. The end. -I don't think it'd kill you boys to get the door for your lady every once in a while. -If you don't treat her right, someone else will...and vise versa!
The Little Thing's In Life !!!
KNOW LIFES GOT IT'S UP'S & DOWN'S AND I WILL ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. FOR I AM NOT WEAK , MY SPIRIT THEY CANNOT BREAK,MY LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THE PAIN OF LIFE .NEVER GIVING UP ON THOSE HAPPY MOMENTS IN LIFE THAT RUN ACROSS IT'S PATH.I WILL SHARE MY HEART WITH A FEW AS I MUDDLE THROUGH. TO MY SWEET ANGEL,I PRAY A PRYER OF PROTECTION FROM GOD OVER YOUR LIFE, MAY YOU GROW UP HAPPY KNOWING LOVE, JOY,HAPPINESS,& PEACE . DREAM BIG BABYGIRL, LET THEM REACH FOR THE SKY, LIVE LONG& LIVE SRONG. KNOW MY PRAYERS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU EVEN WHEN I'M GONE, FOR THE BEST IN EVERYWAY.
A Little About Me
Well, I have learned a lot since joining fubar. One there are some very nice people on here,theres great lounges and a great family atmosphere.I was gonna let one bad apple ruin the fubar experience for me but its best to ignore that person and have fun on here.....SO LETS GET THE FUCKING PARTY STARTED!!!!!!! I AM HERE FOR FRIENDS AND FRIENDS ONLY!!! THAT IS WHILE I"M HERE,I WILL BE DELETING FUBAR SOON ALONG WITH YAHOO AND ANY OTHER WAY OF GETTING MY HEART BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Little About Me
Well, first and formost I am a proud father of to little ggirls who are 8 and 10. Both are my life and will now and allways comefirst. I am going through a divorce, but its going good cause were getting along...fineally. I love cooking, most music, and spending time with my daughters when they visit me from massachusetts. Im hardly ever shy with people, and im out going and crazy, in a fun way. Anything else feel free to ask.
Little Bit Of Everything =)
Here is the scenario... You have a friend that you are in love with, but you are afraid to reveal your feelings. You've felt this way for about a year or so and no matter how much the two of you hang out, watch movies, even cook you keep your feelings to yourself. He (or in some cases she) decided to take it to the next level and the two of you have an AMAZING sex session. Now, you really don't want to say anything. You don't want them to think or feel that it was because of the sex. So to help my family member out of this situation...what would you do? Would you tell them how you felt or keep it to yourself.
Little Boy
A Little Fun
We enter the room and you push me up against the wall your body against mine our breathes cumming as one ragged and wanting. Your mouth descends and takes possessions till air is required to breathe your lips hit the area on my neck and I melt. I grab the little strength I have and push you to the bed my hands moving over ur body as I remove one piece of clothing after another. I move to your pants and push them away unleashing what my mouth is craving. My lips move down your body licking sucking my way
A Little Piece Of Me
I am Gideon. Memorize the name No matter what I do or where I go I remain the same. I have no time for half-truths, half lies That's just a simple waste of my time and space. Rather stay one step ahead in this world I call a rat-race. So let's cut the bull And get right down to it No matter what you're dealing with As all true friends, I'll help you through it. A brother, a lover of true beauty, a flirt Got quite the temper, but still got feelings that can hurt. Haters and soothsayers, I don't care what they say Because they don't make my night, And you don't make my day. So all that extra S**t you're talking Just give it a rest Because in the end I'll always be at my best.
The Little Things
Did you ever wonder why people come up to you ?. Did you ever have the feeling that when ever someone new comes to you it always seems like they want something. If your in a bar and just being there to enjoy a drink meet up with some freinds and chill out a little.There is always a person who out of no where ask you" how are you " whats up ? or something along the lines.Most people you talk to will say that it is anoying that they dont want to be bothered that they just want to be left alone talking with there friends. id have to agree on most parts it dose get tirring after hearing the same line agein and agein. But i wonder did anyone think that the person that had the courage to come to a complete stranger and even say hi. maybe just maybe want to be freinds? just wanted to hang out maybe buy you a beer and say hey i think your pretty cool. No where says that just becuse i talk to you i want something or even they had any attenions to begin wiith. so why ? why so protective over a f
Little Lady's Love
Little Lady's Love
A Little About Myself
well hello, my name is Billi jo. I am 27 years old. I was born on April 4th. I have been through alot but i still come out on top and standing strong. I have traveled from home to home being unwanted most of my life. I got taken away from my mom when i was little and moved in with my dad. I was there maybe 6 months and he calls my aunt and tells her he doesnt want me anymore to come get me so she does. i remained in her home and her care until i was 11 then I moved in with my biological mom and stepdad. life was okay for the most part had whom i thought at the time was the best friend anyone can ask for. who by the time i was 20 we had drifted apart and she ended up stealing a boyfriend from underneath me while i was in labor with my little girl who i decided at that time should be placed up for adoption because i had no job no home and could not support her the way a mother should. she will be 8 on october 3rd. from then ive still moved from place to place not knowing what to do with
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A Little Ticked Off
I would like to make this clear. Just because I show online does not mean I am sitting at my desk or on my ipad or phone to answer everyone. I am tired of being cussed or chewed out because someone is watching what I do at every turn and just because I have posted or liked or rated and they see it, they think I stick around afterwards.
A Little Bit Stronger
Woke up late today and I still feel the sting of the painBut I brushed my teeth anywayI got dressed through the mess and put a smile on my faceI got a little bit stronger Riding in the car to work and I'mTrying to ignore the hurt so ITurned on the radio,Stupid song made me think of youI listened to it for minuteBut then I changed itI'm getting a little bit stronger,Just a little bit stronger And I'm done hopingThat we could work it outI'm done with how it feels,Spinning my wheelsLetting you drag my heart aroundAnd, oh, I'm done thinkingYou could ever changeI know my heart will never be the sameBut I'm telling myself I'll be okayEven on my weakest daysI get a little bit stronger It doesn't happen overnight but youTurn around and a month's gone byAnd you realize you haven't criedI'm not giving you a hour or a second or another minute longerI'm busy getting stronger And I'm done hopingThat we can work it outI'm done with how it feels,Spinning my wheelsLetting you drag my heart aroundA
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A Little Of Everything
As I prepare Easter dinner as I have for the past 26+ years I'm taken over by memories of growing up. I was snapping beans and I remembered a time when this "chore" was an everyday part of life. I can remember when snapping beans was a way for the older ladies to come together for gossip and reflection. I remember my grandmother having me snap beans or shuck corn as busy work when my mind was troubled. She would often say you need a little work to help solve a problem of the mind or heart. Her way of tackling a problem often worked and it still holds true today. A little busy work helps clear the mind and nourishes the soul. It was a simpler time then. There was no internet, cell phones, or social media. You wanted to talk to someone you visited them that was social media of the time. An actual face to face conversation. There were no demeaning remarks left on platforms. Problems were often solved by fists or talking to the person you were angry with. You didn't air your dirty laundr
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Good day all WEIRDQ are having a 5 hour session mix on the radio,if your about and with time to spare have a listen on www.weirdq.co.uk or in Brighton tune into 101.4fm from 10pm this Saturday .enjoy.
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Live life to the fullest. Cause today could be your last day of living. You never know when disaster can strike. And when disaster strikes you, you may not be ready. I've learne dthe hard way that your life could be taken in a second. I almost lost mine on April 24, 2006, at 4:30 in the morning. If I would never have woken up I would have burned to death. So live your life as if it was your last. Peace All!!!!
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Live With No Regrets...
I have come to a conclusion ... that i am going to live my life with no regrets... i honestly do not regret one thing i have done in my past...like having chlidren so young or marrying my ex-husband, or how i lived my life, i dont regret how i raised my kids or treated my freinds, the things i have lost or the wasted days i spent... for it all makes me who i am, i am stronger and have much more knowledge of the world and life because of it, .... and i will not regret one day or one decision i will make in the future... life is too short to come up to the end of it and say i should have or i wish i could have... not me ... i am going to make it happen and do what i want to... i dont want to end up like that ... so if i want to buy those drums for my grandson i will, if i want to learn to play bass i will, just because i am in my 40's it's no too late... if i want a new position at work i am going for it and learning what i need to do to get it... and if i want a man
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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life you become 21.. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YEEESSS !!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before yo
Live For Today..
. We live in a world that is so messed up these days.. It kind of seems to me like the end of the world. With all the devastation there is today, I'm surely not ready for it, If it was the end. With all the bad things our lives have been through, In this day and time, I really hate to think like that.. But how can you help it with all the evil in this world? So let's just live for today, Because tomorrow may not get here, And if tomorrow never comes Then we can at least say "Hey, I lived for today" Because you never know when it's going to be Your last day here. So live for today, And try to make the best of it, Because tomorrow may never become. SHARI PETERSON
Live Simply
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you
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Digital Journal — You’re staying at a hotel and feel like watching a movie using on-demand video. But you’re feeling a tad randy so you decide to check out a skin flick. Little do you know this hotel offers video of live sex through its pay-per-view service. If an adult entertainment industry insider predicts correctly, this scenario will be reality in the near future. According to the New York Times, Gregory Clayman, the owner of the live-action company Video Secrets, anticipated selling not just videos in major hotels, but also images of porn stars having sex live over the hotels’ entertainment systems. “We feel that live, right now, is coming of age,” Clayman said during a panel discussion at Internext, an annual trade show for sex entertainment industry producers. “We are planning to make the jump to hotel rooms.” In light of computers and TV sets continuing to marry their services together, Clayman believed live-action sex would find a home in on-demand
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I am here to say one thing that we all need to remember and live by. Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind every good woman there is a good man. It takes two to be really good at being a turly good person. I would love to have a good woman to make me good again make me that rock I am but just don't let out till I am with some one that unlocks that gate. Remember money can't buy love so don't always go there. Live is good but it can be better. I have three great kids two boys and one gril they come first and for most. I have a great live just think me and the kids could have a better one with some good woman in our lives. I feel to be a ture man I have to be there for my kids. That means let them know I am here for them to count on cry on and pick them up when they are sick. To show them the love of a father. To be there for them when they need a father to fall back on and count on. I want to be their wall to stand on for life or till the have become their own wall
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This was a great movie if you can get past one small problem. Who really thinks the government buildings in Washington D.C. will actually be completely staffed with hundreds of people on the 4th of July weekend? If you get past that silly idea, you will enjoy the usual Die Hard roller coaster ride of great stunts and witty Bruce Willis quips. Justin Long makes a fun sidekick in this one. The kid might actually turn out to be a decent actor some day. The concept is a good one...probably because it came from a book and the movie makers added the John McClane character to the book. See it and enjoy
Live Like You Were Dying
I was adding to my stash tonight and came across Tim McGraws song "Live Like You Were Dying"...and it reminded me of something i had forgotten. We get so caught up in going thru life we forget to appreciate it. A few years ago I too heard the words no one wants to hear "cancer"...and suddenly u realize you are mortal afterall...and you dont know how many tomorrows you have left. I had just divorced after a 19yr marriage and work had become my life. I made all the bargins with God that people do when theyre in that situation...if only u let me live...things will be different. I will be a better person...more loving...more giving...more forgiving...more understanding...i wont take the small things for granted...nor the people i love. Ive tried hard to live up to those promises...but realize now that i still take the small things for granted...the beauty of a sunset...the brillance of stars...the sweet smile of a child...the smell of the air after a rain...as the song says...if i
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Turn your sound on.I'm sorry...I'm sorry...That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry...That I dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry...If I'm not a Playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry...If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry...If I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry...If my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry...If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry...That I try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! Just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this
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Live On Purpose
Live this moment, live this day on purpose. Choose to create the world around you according to your most deeply held values. Life is not a random accident. Whatever is happening in your life at any time is the result of some specific set of thoughts and actions. Instead of complaining about your circumstances, get busy and create some new ones. Reach down into the purpose that is within you and connect that purpose with all you do. When your actions have no real basis in meaning, then the slightest setback can stop you cold. By contrast, when you give true purpose to each day, even the most difficult challenges will serve to lift you ever higher. Your most treasured dreams are yours for a very good reason. You are the one special person who can make them real. Do yourself a big favor and give this day a meaningful purpose. Feel the stimulating, dynamic energy of life as you truly make a positive difference in your world.
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Your Heartbeat As my mind seems to wander I feel myself slipping away. In exhaustion I fall emersed in your arms. I find comfort in the sound of your heartbeat that lulls me into a seemingly never ending feeling of happiness. As I lay my head on your chest it takes me away from a reality of problems. This feeling of comfort clenses my mind and allows me to continue on along the road of life. Sometimes the sound of your heartbeat is all I live for. It's the sound that tells me that everything is going to be okay and that there really is a reason to laugh and to smile. For me the sound of your heartbeat is a reminder of how much you really love and care about me. For this gift of comfort, I am thankful. A Spring Day On a spring day, the warm breeze blows over the ground, moving the black dirt through the air. The sun is menacingly hot, while it watches over the day. A tractor is heard diligently working the ground. A cloud of dust runs behind the tractor as if try
Live, Love, Laugh
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live...... Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile... Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? Live your life and forget your age. We are always getting ready to live but never living. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life it goes on... I am a woman above everything else. Did u know...when u dream about a person that person went to sleep thinking of u?? did u know... when the person u like looks at u then looks down their crazy about u..?? did u know that when that person looks at u directly in the eyes they love u more than u think..?? did u know... when that person looks at u alot they can't live without u..?? did u know when they leave they say bye too m
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sooo every sunday i am cleaning just to keep the house looking good, everything from sweeping mopping of the floors dusting , to scrubbing the toilet and counter tops.... now i feel a lil anal retentive i dunno if its the army or what when cleaning my house and everything looking organizes sometimes even dress right dress lol... but my room is trashes always ... ug my roomate just told me we were getting like 4-6 inches of snow and i am supposed to drive to boston tomarrow to pick up jayna from the airport. greeat.... not only is it new yrs even tomarrow but boston and snow... this is going to be hecktic.. but on a positive note the house is nearly done being cleaned. and my room is looking fairly well.. i have to interveiw a new potential roomy.. its just been me and charlene for almost 3 months now.. hope this new girl andrea moves in she is quite cute looking i do miss some of my x roomates..but everyone has there place n time and this blog is really starting to sound
Live Life Like Theres No Tommarrow
hello peeps, sorry i didnt get around to wish everyone a happy new year,but 07 went out for me like a car wreck. the nite of the 27th of dec , i was taken to hospital by my family, with severe intestinal pain. was admitted to hospital and went thru a ton of test and procedures, and 12/30 and 12/31, had 3 tumors removed from upper intestine, but the most shocking one was the tumor they found while doing a upper gi and confirmed on a ct scan. i'm not going to get into anymore details, but when someone says live life like theres no tommarrow, do it
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As i take my last breath all on my own you can feel the medicine rushing through Not wanting to close your eyes Not knowing if it will be given back to you Should my last breath be taken I want you all to know this I love you all with the every beat of my heart And that you all will truely be missed. I promise to take every breath that i can Strong, Deep and full, on my own But please know that if I don't That The Good Lord above has called me home To all my awesome Friends Whom I love so dear and True should Your faces I never see again That I Love each and everyone of you. Not that i plan on something happening Or going to the side of wrong Don't weep For me, not even a tear Cause by your side I will be.. Standing Strong I love each and everyone of my Fu-Friends, Fu-Family, And Brothers,Sisters,Daughters and the complete Staff of Mystically Addicted Lounge. Besure the lounge Stands strong. LOL.. I think you all thought that I really think i am goi
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"live In The Now Or Do As Your Told"
Do you know what the best thing in life is.........."FREE" Think about it? You have FREE will, FREE air, Free thought, and what do we all do........take it all for granted. Until it's too late.
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think we dream about love more than we belive .. Do we belive that we will find our soul mate .. The person who will understand us like no one else ..The person who will support in every step on the way .. The person that take us as we are .. and whnever we were in problem we 'll be sure that she will be there .. The person who will laugh on our joke even if it was silly.. Who will try to pretend that we were beauty even when we sure that we were in bad stiuation .. The person who will give us roses without occasion ..I really don't know but i think we dream about this love more than we belive DO WE BELIVE IN LOVE
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In a message dated 9/1/2008 7:17:15 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, kirstenkorot@verizon.net writes: If you are unable to view the message below, please go to http://go.liverfoundation.org/site/MessageViewer/. Dear Friend, I named my team the Krusaders (K of course for Kiki or Kirsten) because the Crusaders throughout history were symbols of those chosen to fight for a just cause. For those that don't know my story I am a survivor of Hepatitis C and feel blessed to have made the healing journey for it makes me appreciate life and family and friends and never take it for granted. So for me this walk is personal and I need your help and support as sponsors and walkers to join me to be a symbol of light and hope for others going through the fight as I did! Those who can't get out of bed or walk a flight of stairs without feeling exhausted and fighting with everything in them while they are on treatments to kill the Dragon inside them. I do it as a symbol of survival and ho
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Let me ask some of you this question. Would you sell your soul for a few extra points on this website? What is the weirdest, funkiest, out of this world kind of stuff you have done to get a few extra points on this site? I am a little new, and have heard some funny stories...but, I just have to hear this from the people that have done this. Why do you think the points are so important to you? I am not putting people down...just curious. :) to society's rules and regulations. When I say that it does not mean go out and murder someone. I just mean that I am at the point to where I no longer allow the people in my life or society tell me what I should or should not do. It has taken enough of my life, and I refuse to allow it to take anymore. I will do what I want, when I want and with whomever I want to do it with!
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LIVE EACH AND EVERY DAY TO THE FULIEST LIVE IT LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH BECAUSE IT MAY VERY WELL BE SO DONT PUT OFF WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY FOR TOMORROW BECAUSE TOMORROW MAY NOT COME TO YOU SO ALL I AM SAYING IS DONT WASTE ONE OF GODS GREATEST GIFTES LIVE ITSLF JUST TAKE TIME OUT TO SMELL THE ROSES AND STOP AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES THAT YOU LOVE THEM!!!
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Live Music In London - Petition
The 696 Form compels licensees who wish to hold live music events in 21 London Boroughs to report to the police the names, addresses, aliases and telephone numbers of performers, and most worryingly, the likely ethnicity of their audience. Failure to comply could result in fines or imprisonment. We believe this places unnecessary and frankly Orwellian powers in the hands of the Metropolitan Police, an institution which does not have the best record of racial fairness. The 696 form can only serve to deter the staging of live musical events - a positive form of activity in London and all cities - stifle free expression and quite possible penalise certain genres of music and ethnic audiences. It is an intrusion too far. To sign the petition against form 696, please go to: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Scrapthe696/
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STREETFIGHTERS TURN TABLES ON FRONT-RUNNERS The Guardian 14 March 2009 A recent review of Bruce Springsteen's latest album posited that The Boss is at his best when he has something to rail against, writes Paul Hayward. Liverpool are a bit like that. The job of league leaders suits them less well than the role of street fighters attacking the more rich and powerful. Defiance is a deep strain in the culture on Merseyside. The Kop is a monument to resistance, in name and spirit. The defining expression of Liverpool's talent for overturning hierarchies was the great comeback in Istanbul, when they were 3-0 down to AC Milan at half-time in the 2005 Champions League final but won the game on penalties. The phoenix, more than the Liver bird, is their ornithological symbol. Only when Manchester United had pulled seven points clear in the Premier League title race did Rafa Benítez's men find a performance from the gods. Whatever the odds were on Liverpool scoring ei
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do u like 2 play games? and action video games? and and, live games? i may join ff12 online sumtime now that im able! ben wanting 2, but any way im on world of war craft! get ur ass in there and join me! i need sum help 2 lol looking 2 form a huge team at sum point!
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Two whispered soulsFrom across the roomWho have thoughtsof despair and gloom.But for just a moment They're lost in timeAnd spirits liftWhen smiles collide.Suddenly, they feelthat all's not lostKindred souls togetherA simple gesture's brought.A gentle lift of sunshineupon lips that cannot hideThe act of human kindnessWhen smiles collide.
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Live well dear friends In all you do, Tho’ paths be old Or paths be new, But to yourself Be ever true, Live well! Laugh often friends Tho’ passing years Bring, sometimes, smiles And, sometimes, tears, For mirth forever Warms and cheers Laugh often! Love much dear friends For love will bring The healing joy And hope of Spring, Where pain and fear may never dwell Nor anguish touch…. And so Live well, Laugh often too, And more, dear friends, Love much!
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You're a nurse?? That's cool, I wanted to do that when I was a kid. What do you make? "WHAT DO I MAKE? I make holding your hand seem like the most important thing in the world when you're scared. I can make your child breathe when they stop. I can help your father survive a heart attack. I make myself get out of bed at 4 am to make sure your mother gets the medicine she needs to live. I work all day to save the lives of strangers. Today, I might save your life. I make a difference, what do you make??" This isn't a true story but it's an awesome story! It really humbles you. They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street. But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog c
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Arranging an Indian wedding in the United Kingdom is a daunting task. First off, the event organisers hardly understand our rituals and traditions. The idea of having a mehendi and sangeet night along with the prosperous procession of ‘baraat’ is baffling to many. Along with the different culinary tastes, we Indians also have particular entertainment choices. So how then do you successfully carry out an Indian style wedding ceremony in London? Read to find out. 1. The decorations- While the western world prefers subtle shades in wedding decorations, Indians have a thing for vibrant colours like orange, yellow and various shades of crimson. Make sure that you clearly dictate your choices and preferences to your event planner in advance to have sufficient time for rearrangements if need arises. 2. The menu- This plays an important part in the wedding celebrations, as we Indians love our foods! From north to south Indian cuisines, mouth-watering desserts and drool-worthy cha
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Living In This God Foresaken World..
Another day living in this place I like to call hell. Ya know I've always wondered where we would go in our afterlife. I've realized during my 20 years of a so called life..(if thats what you want to call it) that we are in hell. Dont get me wrong I have a great job and I make wicked good money. But look at this place all the killing and torturing, Little kids that are only 5 years old getting raped and tortured. We are in hell.. All there is here is insanity, greediness, cruelty, and revengeful people. There is hardly a day that goes by that i just wanna sit down and smoke a blunt. All the stress that is going on around me seems to jump right on my shoulders. So I tend to smoke, drink, play bass, promote bands, and sing my life away. Yes it sounds fun. But not always. All the idiots surrounding me ruin my day. And I especially hate stereotypes and cheating losers because of my past. Now I am done for noe.. To be continued..maybe..
Living Alter
Thunder Dance Listen, sssssh, can you hear. In the distance the low soft beat of his drum. He is coming, he is coming, Brother Thunder is coming his drum beats are getting stronger. Look a brilliant arrow split the darkened sky, Brother Lightning has joined Thunder. But who is this that causes the trees and bushes to sway as her skirts brush past, ahhh it's Sister Wind. Her dance takes her high in the trees an now down to the ground, she circles me and I lift my arm an join her in the dance. Round an round ever faster we dance, but we slow at the approach of the sound of tiny steps and cooling presence of Sister Rain. Now Brother Thunder's drum is slowing as be moves to share his dance, an Brother Lightning's arrow light the way, and now Sister Wind moves along with our Brothers, leaving Sister Rain to cool the fever of the dance and give freshness to the Earth. MAB(aka Willow) this piece has been published and carries both national and international
Living......
well ive been gone for a while.so i wanted to let am my family an friends know im back,an its so nice to see everyone again.kisses to you all!
Living My Life, Part 1
Today i needed a change, so i cut off my hair.. to my shoulders.. yep i did it. On my own, no one helped me.. and im thinking right about now that i should have asked for some help. JK. I go through this when it comes to my hair.. one day i want it long. one day i want it short. one day i want is blonde and the next day i think blonde.. what the hell am i thinking? Now i have to update my pics..geez whats next?
Livid!!!!!!
And I just dont feel like I any longer have the time to keep up with my cherry tap page. I just want to say goodbye to you guys. If you have my IM's of course we will stay in touch. Those of you that do not need to reply to this, don't :) The next time I log on after the brief time I will be on tonight will be to check for messages in case someone wants my IM, and to delete my acct. Peace
Living In The 21st Century ...
Subject: Darwin Awards THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS OUT THERE! You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year are: In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran," and accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Peopl
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Living In Vegas
Tall dark and handsome, loves photography and motorcycle racing, has a good career and is respectful to woman. Looking for a fun and laid back woman for whatever comes up at the spur of the moment. I love intimacy and affection and like relaxing by the fire-making love in the pool and being as free in my life as i am in my sexuality. I like a woman who likes to show off her sexuality with no inhabitions from answering the door naked to making love in the park behind a tree.i enjoy anything that the day offers, it's the company you keep that can make even the most uninteresting activities a memorable one.
Living In My Shoes
i love tring to do the same as others can do but i can not. i can not walk with out my 2 crutches or a wheelchair. i hate being the one that can't play sports with my frinds or others. people do not seem to care about you if you can't do it their way. going to stores people look at you and stare at you and talk about you and i hate that. i wiss some people could be in my shoes for awhile and see how it feels. i do not think they would like that. and they would probaly think about how much they hurt the people that they do that to.
Living Life To The Fullest
Upon my knee I announce my plea, My lovely Mary, will you marry me? You fill my heart with God given love You make my life bring forth new meaning. I promise to love you and protect you, To honor you and bring you peace. I promise to be devoted and cherish you always, To listen and always be a friend. I promise to be understanding and to be there for you, But MOST OF ALL, I promise to love you. You've made me feel purpose, belonging, and security. I promise to do these things for you in return. Marry me and become my wife, I'll love you forever past the end of my life. Marry me and remain my friend, For it was friendship that led this to begin. Marry me and don't change a thing, I love you for you, there's no need to change. We've had our up's and we've shared our down's, Yet never have we parted. We've had our trials and tribulations too, They brought us together and together LOVE grew! Time for thinking has now past, It's time for both of US to act...
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MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! nothing to life...but to live it!!!
Living Is Dying.
we break our own hearts. with beautiful lies. and self sacrifice. sabotage and manipulation. all for the sake. of hearts. that are already broken. a world. that appreciates nothing. and the innocent corrupted. with a single breath. as we revert to our original instincts. kill or be killed.
Living And Loving
Pouring out grief Into the winds of change Watching my soul discourse At the whim of unseen gusts How my weary tears Whipped into a frantic frenzie Of foamed waves Dispersing into nothingness Melding back into the sea As though they never existed What can measure my emptiness? Not the bowls of the ocean Nor the breadth of its reach Nor can it hold the longing He once created in me This pain shows no mercy It merely swallows me Like a hungry beast What once had the power Thrusting me into heavens arms Exciteing my body to ecstasy Caressing my mind to orgasmic pleasure Dissolved to just a momentary ripple In an endless ocean Where only illusions survive. The days of winter are passing As your eyes embrace me Like the whisper of spring Returning warmth t00 my soul The melody of love Ripples through this heart My frozen river Barren in your absence Once again flows in rhythm To your pulsating passions I crave your touch More than the air I breathe I
Living A Lie
As I awake in a new world after an atomic storm, the anarchy in the U.K. Rages on, as the sea of love turns into rivers of blood from the dead and bloated, and knowing that know one wants to stop the hate, everyone else is living on the edge trying to beat the bullet, as they look for the promised land to get away from the misery, but to get there you have to get between the devil and the deep blue sea where the unholy tease you and the unforgiven entice you, but as you go down the road to ruin you wind up where the streets have no name, and the seasons of the sun change quick, so you gotta travel on as you reach out of the darkness to find a strange new world. Now that yesterday,s gone I am looking at 99 ways to die, as I wait for a runaway trainto go by, I drink my cold gin to find a better way to die, and as I dream on I find myself looking down the barrel of a gun and as the hammer swings down, the seasons of the sun pass me by as I am slowly slipping into a deepfreeze to end my d
Living Life
Just joined and am trying to figure out how this thing works so be PATIENT with me. I have to go to a job interveiw, it is a lot harder to get a job now then it use to be. I had to go throught 2 days of testing and now I have to go through 3 interviews. One with the head of human resources and one with the board of employees and then one with the plant manager. I am on interview number 2. Then still have all the drug testing to go through. I hope this job is worth all the stuff you have to go through
Living
We strive to destroy the evil around us. Yet, we often forget that there is no light without darkness, nor darkness without light. Perhaps a plant it the best analogy. A plant realizes that too little light is deadly, but it also knows that too much light is equally deadly. It is the balance of the two that makes the world." "No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. "The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
Living Without....
gurl has tried to keep herself busy all day, from playing around on here with all my fellow cherries to cleaning house, to constantly checking email. The thing about it is, no matter what one tries to do on a day they find themselves depressed, nothing seems to help no matter how busy they try to keep themselves. It's kinda funny how when someone goes almost 3 years without something and then all the sudden it's given back to them, they just can't get enough of it. When that something that meant so much is jerked out from under them again it's even more devastating than it was the first time and the pain is deeper and more severe than it was the first time. The sheer fear of never getting it back again can scare the hell out of them, give them some really crazy thoughts they otherwise wouldn't think of, and can eventually drive them to doing things they normally would never do. Now, sit and think about what matters most in life to Y/you and imagine what Y/you would do if
Living In A Haunted House
I live in a haunted house. If you live in a house which is a 131 years old like mine you will probably have a good chance of supernatural phenomena. I moved into my current Victorian terraced residence in August 2001. After living there for about a year phenomena started. The most surprising thing is that we have a ghost of a cat in our house. The first time it occurred was on a Sunday evening around 7 pm. I was lying on the floor watching TV (as I do) when what seemed to be our cat rubbed it's way down my back and legs. If you have a cat you will be used to this and know what I mean. Obviously as I am used to my cat doing this I was not startled in anyway. I turned around expecting to see my cat but he was not there he was fast asleep on a chair on the other side of the room. I sat there in stunned silence for a few seconds trying to assess what had just happened when my wife who was reading a book on the sofa suddenly sat up and said that sometime had just rubbed around her
Livingcoltsfan
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Living With Cystic Fibrosis
Living With Cystic Fibrosis If you have cystic fibrosis (CF), you should learn as much as you can about the disease and work closely with your doctors to learn how to manage it. Ongoing medical care is important. You should seek treatment from a team of doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists who specialize in CF. These specialists are often located at CF Foundation Centers in major medical centers. Good self-care includes: Eating a healthy diet Avoiding tobacco smoke Washing your hands often to reduce your chances of infection Exercising frequently Drinking lots of fluids Doing chest physical therapy every day Having annual flu and other appropriate vaccinations Taking your medicines as prescribed You can expect to have a normal sex life. Most men with CF are infertile, but they may be helped with modern reproductive techniques. Although most women with CF may be less fertile than women who don’t have CF, they usually can have children. Talk to
Livin
how you ever felt victimized? by anything i.e. life, gas prices, your boss/job anything?... july 6th of 2007 i went into work just like i do every fuckin day for the last 6 years only to be pulled to the side by my boss who promptly told me that i no longer worked there.this came as quite a shock to me even after 6 years of us bumping heads. i asked him why he felt that he had to let me go and in a somewhat simple but yet complex response he went into detail of how the corporation was looking to downsize their employee status and that i would be one that would be "relived" of my position.... and yet three days later i realized that my positin had been given to some fuckin middle eastern non-english speaking has 12 kids and cantafford to sleep at night fuckin towel head. now i am not a racisit or a bigget but i just think that sending american jobs to people overseas just cause they will work for cheaper is a violent and non requisable solution... boy i felt victimized...
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Living Life Backwards
Living Life Backwards I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, you're pretty much a free spirit. Then you go to grade school, become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Living A New Life.
Since I last wrote, my life is still changing. I got serveral new job offers, I even took my oldest daughter to work with me. She didn't like it much, well she didn't like the job site. I had to leave before my child curse someone out, and that not a good thing. The Mister that I have want to buy me a new car. I don't want one, we just bought a mini-shirt-suv, and the payments on that is high, and its going to take awhile to pay it off. My yougest daughter want to work now, she's only 15, I tell her to wait and take it slow, but how many 15 year old girls do u know thats in the 11 grade. Man do I need a drink. Its been a long week, and still I'm not getting what I need done. So I have a question for everyone. How can I get my man to f...k me more? I have been faithful for 9 years, my very frist words to him was that "I don't want a realationship I just want to Fu.. U", and that how we lived for 9 years, but lately, within the last 4 years I hardly ever get my needs meet
Living Will
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state. I don't want to be dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. Please, as my friend, if that ever happens to me just pull the plug." She promptly got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer. She's such a bitch.....
Living With Tensional Headache
it's been almost a month since i haven't worked. doctor gave me the sick leave due to some strange headaches i was suffering. i was feeling bad since two or three months before but it wasn't that hard to get along with. but last month it was a total torture so i decided to go to the doctor. i was more worried than any other thing. it's not the same if you have a broken arm or your tummy hurts. this was something wrong in my head and it didn't allow me to have a normal life. work, hang around with friends, dinner with my gf, party... all the normal and fun activities in life became a physical and psycholigical torture to me. so i was really thinking i had a serious trouble of health. they gave me pills and more pills. nolotil, ibuprofen, imigran, dogmatil, naproxen, diazepam... none of those pills had a good result on my headaches and sickness feelings. finally i went to a neurologyst, he said i've been suffering from chronic tensional headache, and it's caused by physic and psychic
Livin The Dream
Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Living And Learning
Well i've done a lot of living and learning in the past few months and learned a couple things. FIrst leason is patience. I always want to rush things, whehter it be a relationship, being sucessful or whatever the case may be, i want it and i want it now. But rushing things, i have missed some of life's joys that i will never get back and i end up ruining things in the process. Slowly, im learning to just let things happen and enjoy it as it comes. It may not be the pace i want but the world doesnt revolve around what i want. wish it did though... lol. I also learning how to be mindful how i treat others, the old golen rule. There are people that i have mistreated badly in my life and i never thought to think how i would feel and putting myself in their shoes. I have witness Karma itself come back and bite me in the ass for somethings that i have done in the past and its sucks to say the least... and i deserve it though so im dealing with it... I have a habit of falling for some
Living Statue Of Liberty
Check this website out its awesome: http://www.iowanationalguard.com/Museum/CDStory/CDstory/LibertyStatuepage.htm WWI Camp Dodge - Living Statue of Liberty "On a stifling July day in 1918, 18,000 officers and soldiers posed as Lady Liberty on the parade [drill] grounds at Camp Dodge." [This area was west of Baker St. and is currently the area around building S34 and to the west.] "According to a July 3, 1986, story in the Fort Dodge Messenger, many men fainted-they were dressed in woolen uniforms-as the temperature neared 105 degrees Farenheit. The photo, taken from the top of a specially constructed tower by a Chicago photography studio, Mole & Thomas, was intended to help promote the sale of war bonds but was never used." (Grover 1987)
Living
So at about 3am this morning we got notified that an armed intruder or two broke into our refinery as they were being chased by the police. After about 15 minutes, a co-worker and I (Funny thing, the co-worker a woman is an ex-police officer and I'm an MP in the Army Reserve) left our office to go to another office to get something and chat with the rest of the team. Walking right at us is an individual that clearly does not belong in the refinery, I ask if he has an access badge and he says NO. We then simultaneously secured his arms and took him to the ground and searched him for weapons, he had none. We notified our supervisors and awaited the arrival of the police. Once the police arrived, they cuffed him and later in the shift informed us that the person were involved in an earlier homocide and that's why they were being chased in the first place. Made for a fast final 3 hours. It is with the greatest of pleasure that I announce that my life is forever changing for the better.
Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you
Living With Self Confidence
Living with Self Confidence Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others. One needs to have self value or simply self worth to understand self confidence. Self confidence is the ability to walk outside and live. The ability to feel in control at all times of your emotions and feelings going on inside of you as well as outside of you. The way in which we look at ourselves has everything to do with how the world sees us. If we see ourselves as being week, beaten, powerless than that is who you will be and how others will see you as well. We have all been around someone who carries a presence about them that totally intrigues us. They have something about them. There smile, the way they talk, the way they walk. It just stands out. They like who they are and nothing is going to bring them down or change the way they are. That is all of our goals to have that feeling of inner strength which interns brings happiness and joy to ones heart. Wh
Livin Large
Living In Cleveland!!!
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Cleveland If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Cleveland If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Cleveland If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Cleveland If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Cleveland If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
Living Life On Its Terms
Living With Bipolar Disorder
Living Will
Just wanted to let everyone know I will be leaving the fu very soon.
Living
Ok here is the deal... I have been living in Southern California pretty much my whole life... and to be quite honest... I am pretty fed up with the place. Don't get me wrong... the weather is great among other things here... but quite frankly... I am over it... Way to many people here... cost of living sucks and some of the attitudes of people are pretty much sucky too! I am single and don't have anything or anyone holding me here.... So here is my question to you... if you had the choice... where would you move to and why? also... if you love where you live... tell me about it... and why you would want to stay there... whether it be in the US or outside... I am looking for a new stomping ground.. the only place that really kinda interests me is the Fort Collins area of Colorado... Looking for your input... Thanks!!! :)
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Living Life Across The Pond
Living Status Updates
I was Terminated From my job as a shift manager for a local Pizza Chain. I filed for unemployment with the Virginia Employment Commision and Was denied
Living Live After Birth
Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Livin In Hell
Living In La
Living Good
Living
The most horrible of feelings one will ever know Is that of lonliness, worthlessness and nowhere to go Sometimes life deals us such a heavy load That is seems like there is no one with us along this road When we get like this so burdened down Its real easy for our enemies to make us drown Not able to bring ourselves to up for air We literally give up and live in total despair It seems like when we are already so low Thats when we get more burdens on us to tow At this time it is easy to want to give up and die to throw our hands in the air and say no more can I try It is at this point that I now stand alone Not knowing how much more on me can be thrown My burdens are heavy and weighing me down No matter how much I try to smile all I do is frown Somewhere someday
Living Without You
SO I THOUGHT FOR 3 YRS I WANTED THAT ONE THING WITH HIM SO BAD AND NOW THAT I FIND OUT I DO HAVE IT IS IT BAD I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE???? HE LEFT ME FOR A NASTY FAT MEXICAN WHORE WHO HAS A REP FOR HER MANY MEN AND WOMEN I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING I HD INCLUDING OVER 2 GRAND IN 6 MONTHS WHY DO I DESERVE THIS? I can't find your face in a thousand masqueraders You're hidden in the colors of a million other lost charaders In life's big parade I'm the loneliest spectator Cuz you're gone without a trace in a sea of faceless imitators I can't take another night Burning inside this Hell is living without your love Ain't nothing without your Touch me Heaven would be like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Nights get longer and colder I'm down begging to hold ya On my own and I feel like hell Is living without you Cancelled compasion This our ignorance Light everlas
Living Will
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a Bitch.....
Living With An Ex....
so, I cant seem to do anything right, no matter what I try to do for her, she constantly bitches, about me being on the phone, about me going to work, about the apartment needing repairs, about my landlord and the rent, and the bills, and nothing she likes to eat in the house, and all that would even be fine, except, SHE HAS NO JOB, no income what so ever, and I pay for everything, we have 2 daughters together, and I have a son from my first marriage, all of whom live with me, and I am trying to show my kids roght and wrong by doing the right thing, and letting her stay with me, because she has noone else, and nowhere else to go, but she is straining my relationship, and my patience, I will always love her, though I am not in love with her after everything we went thru, with splitting up, to the custody battle, to her new bf's trying to be violent, and so much more, at this point, I am wondering why I keep trying to be friends with someone, that so obviously hates me, then I look at my
Living Hell
living hell as i sit here i see nothing but blood, i wonder whats the diff. between man and mud. looking in the mirror at the beast iv become, who made me into this? can it be undone? i look at the body lying lifeless on the ground, and i wonder wat this person did so bad to be struck down. why am i here seeing this i ask out loud, no one can here me no ones around. who can this poor soul be? im here now so why not earlier could i see is this all a dream i cant tell, its dark and cold in this place, am i in hell? no one here to answer theese questions but me, Me! the body is mine but how can tht be?! who did this and why, i ask looking to the sky. i see no stars no moon, nothing but black, i must leave this place and find my way back. "there is no way back for you", i hear sum1 say "your stuck in the devils playground and here u must stay." who are you i scream and start to shake, but before they could answer from the nightmare i awake...... a poem b
Living The Hell They Call Lonliness
I`m living the hell they call lonliness As i walk the streets at night if i had a hand just to caress I know everything would be alright.
Living With ~ladyfaith~
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
Living In The Present Moment , Enthusiastic & Authentic Come What May.
Living The Dream
Getting settled in at my new home of Salinas, Ecuador...
Living In 2009~!
Living in
Living Right By Letting Go
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 Living right by letting go. Sometimes we need to let go of that which is holding us down. It can be very hard to let go, especially when you have an emotional attachment.You must ask yourself, in letting go, will it positively impact you? Will you be better off in the long run, by letting go? We find that most of the time, the answer to this question is "yes", and only due to the fact that we needed to let go, because that which was holding us down was something negative, and therefore not beneficial to us in any way possible.We need to reevaluate what it is that we call "positive" in our life. One must understand that every meaningful interaction we have, not only with others but with ourselves must thoroughly be grounded in the basic meanings of the word "love". When we hold onto that which holds us back, depresses, saddens, or causes us to feel negative, that there is in fact no love involved. One can not truly say they are loving themselves when the
Living It Up
well if u ant living life to its fullest then u need to say fuck it and do what u want and the hell with the rest of it all
Living The Dream (boring Activity Logs)
I recently read a book (thanks Bill) that gave me the idea of simply noting everything I do during the day for 7 days, and I started yesterday Monday May 4th, 2010. Since I was using the time to try and log most of the stuff I was doing, I figured I may as well post it up here so you guys can get an idea what it's like to be me (for good or bad). It'll be pretty boring, so unless you like watching paint dry you might want to find something else to do. I'll post the previous day every morning for the next 6 days. 6:42am - woke up 6:56am - finished getting dressed, checking email. 6:56am - rolling out yogi and franks fubar check-ins from the night. don't these guys ever sleep? 6:58am - looking at yogis videchat ratings bug fix 7:01am - reading and approving comments on my fubar page. sometimes i want to stab people in the face with a 3 pronged fork dipped in tobasco. 7:05am - reading fubar gift, bling, and inbox messages from the night. 7:10am - going to the office. 7:1
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I can't believe that I finally have come to the conclusion that it isn't safe to take my children to the park without my husband along anymore. We live in an area that is, to quote a friend of mine, " the buckle of the bible belt" To most that would seem SAFE for the most part. Sure we have crime, but not as much as a very large city like Birmingham or Huntsville. In fact this city that I have an address in, (Hanceville, even though I don't actually live inside the city) just recently voted on whether or not to got "WET" For you Yankee's that means that the entire county is DRY, you cannot buy alcohol in this county at all, you have to drive about 50 miles to do that. If you are caught with more than the legal amount for one person allowed in your vehicle you go to JAIL! The vote DID NOT pass, by the way...the city is still DRY. Each individual city, once large enough, may choose to vote for Wet/Dry. It has not passed anywhere in this county, yet. So, my point is this .... The w
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
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I am really enjoying the great massive thunderstorms we are having today! got sent home from work 2 hour early because they didn't want anyone in the store room in case of tornados. I am not really scared of tornados but I do have alot of respect for their power. you just have to get out of their way or get underground! I love the thunder and lightning...hell yeah, it's just mother nature rocking out! so sit back and enjoy the ride!
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A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such an impossible bet, he'll take it. So the man stands up on the bar, and cheering to his friends in the back, begins to leak. He not only misses the jar, but doesn't even get a single drop in. He pisses all over the bar and floor and over the bartender. When he is done the bartender is still laughing and asks the man to give him the hundred bucks. The man hands over the money and smiles at the bartender. The bartender asks him what is so funny when he just obviously lost so badly. The man replies, " I just bet my friends $1000 that I could leak all over you and your bar and not only would you not mind, but you would find it hilariously funny!". Country Bitches vs. City Bitches A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?.. One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead. Amen
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SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thr
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An old man was in hospital, Every person that walked passed him he asked them has my testicles come back yet? This happened to a few people, who were getting annoyed and thinking he was a dirty old man, In the end a nurse came along and again the old man asked has my testicles come back yet. with that the nurse looked around and found the old guys teeth and put them in his mouth, with that the old guy said again..... HAVE MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK YET?!
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THE POOPIE LIST Bathroom Humor at its finest: Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind
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An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
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The horror of blimpsLast week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp. I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal! Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together. Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries. Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling.
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