sassy bitch AKA Ta Tas's blog: "LMFAO"

A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such an impossible bet, he'll take it. So the man stands up on the bar, and cheering to his friends in the back, begins to leak. He not only misses the jar, but doesn't even get a single drop in. He pisses all over the bar and floor and over the bartender. When he is done the bartender is still laughing and asks the man to give him the hundred bucks. The man hands over the money and smiles at the bartender. The bartender asks him what is so funny when he just obviously lost so badly. The man replies, " I just bet my friends $1000 that I could leak all over you and your bar and not only would you not mind, but you would find it hilariously funny!".

Country Bitches vs. City Bitches A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. *A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. *A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A country bitch lets you know that was f***ed up, but I still love you ." A city bitch expects you to always be there for them. *A country bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit. A city bitch reads this e-mail, realizes that she is a city bitch and then deletes it. *A country bitch passes this to her country bitches without thinking about it. Pass this to all your country bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you sent it to a city bitch...XOXO Bitches :)"