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What If I Still Want To Keep In Touch With My Ex?
Some people are able to remain on friendly terms with past partners, although typically there has to be a period of non-involvement for this to occur. More often, if the relationship is over, then accept the fact it really is over. Calling your ex in attempt to try to patch things up will likely only serve to increase your misery in the long run. Before clicking the button to send that innocent How have things been going? e-mail, think twice. What are you gaining by hanging on? What you are losing is the chance to move on with your life and find happiness in other ways. Unless you have legitimate joint business, like shared parenting, you may find it less painful in the long run to resist the urge to maintain that connection. Instead, break it off.

My Mask......is Off For Friends Only
My Mask is off....so anyone who has wondered about the man behind the Bat......there I am. Though the real me is inside.....and when I let myself be....am a lot taller inside and....not sure what else I am right now........ Going offline for now.

I Hate My Life
HAVE YOU EVER MISSED SOMEONE SO MUCH, THAT YOU WANTED KILL YOUR SELF SO YOU COULD BE WITH THAT PEARSON YOU LOVED SO VERY MUCH!! I LOST MY BROTHER ON SEPT. 9 - 11 - 2001 HE WAS WORKING INSIDE THE BUILDING WHEN ALL THAT HAPPENED. WANT HIM BACK SO BADLY MY LIFE FEELS SO VERY EMPTY WITH OUT HIM IN IT!! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BROTHER, NOW I HAVE LOST 2 THINGS THAT VERY SPECIAL TOO ME!! AM THINKEN ABOUT GIVE UP EVERYTHING I HAVE AND ENDING MY LIFE REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LIVE FOR.

Dear Alcohol
DEAR ALCOHOL First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your man dimensions are mind boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly). Yes, my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your review. Your Ad Here Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2am. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far from my specialty, why you suggested that I eat a kabob with chili sauce, coupled with pot nood

Chapter Three – On The Road
The fallowing morning seemed to come way too early with the sun peeking through the curtains and into her eyes. Waking to find she was alone in the bed and hoping that it wasn’t just a dream, Terri groggily lifts her head to look around the room for the one that had comforted her through out the night. “Good-morning.” She hears him whisper to her from the table at the foot of the bed. Hoping not to awaken their friends in the bed next to her, in a tired but soft voice she asks David, “What are you doing up so early?” “I couldn’t sleep to well. Too much on my mind. So I got up and started working on another song.” Crawling to the end of the bed she climbs up to her knees and asks, “Did you get ANY sleep?” then she settled in a more comfortable position. “Very little, I’ll probably end up lying down later on while we’re on the road.” She felt herself slouch and began playing with her fingernails. Quickly drifting into thought of how short of time she has left to be

Computer Date
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele

If It Were Not Silent....
(I always mark NSFW because I never know if I'm going to end up either swearing ridiculously or talking about sex. Eh, better safe than deleted, right?) Right now it's September, or at least I think it is... I'm never sure because my days run into blurs of weeks and months lately. I haven't known the exact date for well over a month and that's okay with me. August sucks. Period, plain, and simple. Sucks wild, hairy goat ass. In the fucking first week of August I have many anniversaries that I cannot avoid, even with an alcohol induced week long haze. August 2nd - the anniversary of my wedding. August 3rd - the anniversary of my divorce (6 years later). August 9th - The anniversary of my mom's death. Peppered in between are some birthdays and other crap that I can't quite remember right now, but you get the gist of it. No matter what, August sucks for me. The depression I feel in the beginning of the month trickles down into the remaining weeks and makes me thank God when it's ov

How The Milky Way Came To Be
How The Milky Way Came To Be retold by Barbara Shining Woman Warren Long ago when the world was young, there were not many stars in the sky. In those days the people depended on corn for their food. Dried corn could be made into corn meal by placing it inside a large hollowed stump and pounding it with a long wooden pestle. The cornmeal was stored in large baskets. During the winter, the ground meal could made into bread and mush. One morning an old man and his wife went to their storage basket for some cornmeal. They discovered that someone or something had gotten into the cornmeal during the night. This upset them very much for no one in a Cherokee village stole from someone else. Then they noticed that the cornmeal was scattered over the ground. In the middle of the spilt meal were giant dog prints. These dog prints were so large that the elderly couple knew this was no ordinary dog. They immediately alerted the people of the village. It was decided that this must be

Song Of The Goddess
Song of the Goddess When midnight comes and silvered moon rides high Now take your besom and with me come fly Home comes the roamer, your journey's over We'll dance the night away in magic dreams We'll dance the night awwy in magick dreams. Across darkning hills the sun kneels to pray Tomorrow's cares are many dreams away. The stars are flying, the forest's sighing. We'll sing the night away in loving dreams. We'll sing the night away in loving dreams. Both man and woman in the night are one. All things are equal when the day is done, Both prince and plowman, the slave and freeman, All find their comfort in my golden dreams All find their comfort in my golden dreams. Hold hands and circle in the Summer's night. No cares for the 'morrow shall find us here. Safe in sacred space, let all time erase. We will circle in my magick dreams. We will circle in my magick dreams. Come now in naked beauty to my side Call down the moon and with me abide Our h

Because Of You..written By Starburst (not On Here)
I’ve been in darkness for so long just waiting for the light, And now that you have come my way, my days don’t seem like nights. I’m glad I’m finally overcome my fear of the other side, Thank you for showing me the way, by taking me on this ride. I’ve never really felt this way about a guy before, You’ve truly touched me deep inside, you’ve opened, unlocked, the door. I know it’s nothing serious, but surely it’s a start, You’ve treated me so equally, I feel it in my heart. And even if this does not work, I’m glad I’ve had this chance, To see how great you truly are, even just for a glance. We never know what’ll come of this, it really just depends, I’m glad we’re taking the first step, we’re becoming better friends. With you I never have to guess just how you really feel, You talk to me about the facts and tell me what’s the deal. With you I feel so comfortable, like nothing can go wrong, I get this tingly feeling inside, you sing to me like a song. The

Could You Be The One?
Could You Be The One? Could you be the one? The love of my life Could you be the one? The sparkle in my eye Could you be the one? To never say good-bye Could you be the one? Who holds the key to my heart Could you be the one? To make me laugh so hard I cry Could you be the one? Who makes my heart soar so high Could you be the one? To make me forget my past mistakes Could you be the one? To love me forever Could you be the one Man in my life to complete me?

I Am Your Mother
I AM YOUR MOTHER by Wazi Nagi, 'Pine Tree Soul' I am your Mother, do you not hear my heart beat, Can you not feel the love I send; Was not the air you breathed, my scent so sweet, Is my pain hard for you to comprehend. Upon my body snow lays soft and white, Beneath my skin the future sleeps; My blood flows to nurture and delight, Into the ground it deeply seeps. Mountains tall, clouds wreath my crests, Rolling hills once wooded thick; Gentle prairies too were once lush with grass, Where did my bounty go so quick. Sandy beaches and rock girded shore, Where ocean waters sweep and crash; A land of beauty, once so pure, Marred by man's actions heedless and rash. All this beauty was yours to behold, Your duty was to love, cherish and protect; Feel my anguish, the pain in my soul, All I asked was your respect. I am your Mother.

Fubar
First of all, thank you Jenn for sending the invite. I was wrapped up in boredom and despite my new interest in the Sims 2 and reading like a crazed Einstein, I needed a serious break with something unique. THIS satisfied my thirst - for now. With this and my Adonis' help in getting another hobby for me, I should be preoccupied and satisfied for a while and have stopped digging myself a hole and getting deeper. I am still in a rut but doing better. Thanks to all for the comments and being sweet. I'm new to this so give me some time to figure out the ropes and reigns - and Jenn, I'll be bugging you to find out answers - sorry ahead of time. lol It is 2:21 AM in Hawaii and my drowsy self is going to go read the end of this book and then hopefully drift off to dream world. That's one of the great pleasures of sleep and if you know how to do it right, you can dream about what you want. The trick is to try and remember when you wake up. Aloha all and again thank you.

Free Pass
I have been getting a lot of requests for FREE Passes in to Fat Tongues.com. And I have offered it to some folks that really didn't want one... LOL! ;0) Any ways here is the deal if you want to check out the content inside Fat Tongues just let me know and I will get you FREE access to the members area for a few days to check it out. The site has every niche the you can wrap your naughty little minds around so I am sure you will find something that you'll enjoy inside. Hey we also have a MOVIE OF THE WEEK(MOTW). For those of you that hate the whole membership monthly charge thing. We added a pay per view theater and if you want to stop by the page you can click on the FREE RENTAL banner at the top of each page for your FREE full length movie just for coming by to visit. Have fun.. Be SAFE.. And stay NAUGHTY!

House
HOUSE This starts out on a beautiful spring morning. Temps are in the 70's, slight breeze but just an absolutely beautiful day. I am at my desk in my office, returning calls from the night before. I have on a black suit w/a purple pin stripe, it's a 2 piece (one of my favorites, love to wear when it's nice out). The suit is a dress with a jacket that is the same length as the dress. The dress is a basic a-line style, the straps are the thin spaghetti strap style, the top of the dress runs across the top of my breasts, leaving just the slightest little bit exposed but not much, it goes to about 3 inches above the knees, the jacket is a duster type, long sleeves, has the vent cut to the bottom, center of the back, there is simply one tie in the front with silver on the end if I choose to close it slightly. My shoes are black, open toed with about a 3 inch heel on it. I have my brief case (light brown/red Samsonite, lol, bought it when I was first promoted to manager), it's open on my

Drive Home
DRIVE HOME It's a sweltering evening, the sun is setting on the city, not looking forward to the long drive home, the A/C is broken in my Jeep and I haven't had time to take it to the shot to be repaired. It's after 6pm, had to work after my office closed. I changed out of my suit into a black, low cut, velvet halter top, tan bra underneath, jean skirt with tan lace panties, skipped the nylons -- it's was too sticky & hot out. I stop at the corner store to get a big bottle of ice cold water for the ride home. As I am walking out of the store, I spot you, damn.... you look good. Can make a girls mind wonder. I didn't realize that you noticed me in the store. I climb into my Liberty, your truck is parked next to me. Your truck is a little higher off the ground than mine, you can see inside of mine from that vantage point. I put my bottle of water up to my lips, running my tongue across the opening, slowly moving it across my soft lips. After I take a drink, I tip the bottle letting a

Deal With Ur Responcibilites
As most of my good friends know I work in an accounting firm, dealing with payroll and books. The thing to this day that boggles my mind is just this. Today I get a phone call from one of my clients employees. They proceeded to chew me out because they have not paid child support in over 4 years and they caught up with them and now that the wages are being garnished. I do as a notice is told not my fault they are garnishing 60% of your wages. I guess I can be a little bitter. After 11 years I still have not gotten one dime for my kids. If they were'nt just a common ass sucka's they would not come after ur wages. This goes both ways men and woman take care of your shit!! These kids did not ask to be here so take care of them. They are your future and if your wages get garnished know it was on you. that is all I really have to say right now!! Just tired of dumb mother fuckers that cant deal with their shit!!! Then blame everyone else for their problems that they made for them

Road Rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. >Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right >thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >light by accelerating through the intersection. > > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in >frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, >dropping her cell phone and makeup. > > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked >up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her >to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where >she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding >cell. > > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the >door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer >was waiting with her personal effects. > > He said,

A New World
We have become sickened. We allow the media to sway us. Instead of rising above we remain in the filth with our bickering and nitpicking on utterly inane drivel. There are people dying from starvation and exposure in our very land but we focus on who the president fucked or matters of small consequence. Dec 21st,2012...I hope that it happens. We have lost our way. I am by no means a religious man,however I do feel that we need a moral backbone. Now what I am about to say is not me bashing anyone's sexual orientation or personal freedoms...well maybe a little on personal freedoms... I strongly feel that sexual orientation should not be waved around like some victory flag. I could give a shit about who you're doing....but keep that shit under wraps. I also feel that many in this day and age take a crusade for the sake of crusading. They never look deep into the picture as to why they do what they do. I feel that we need to stop prying into people's lives and feel we do NOT cont

Hathor~the Great Mother Goddess
Hathor - Egyptian Goddess © Sharon George 2006 Return Hathor is another manifestation of the Great Mother Goddess worshipped since prehistoric times. As a great Egyptian Goddess, she was the protectress of all women and female animals. Seven or nine Hathors were said to appear at the time of child birthing to tell the baby's destiny. Hathor symbolized the eternity of life, the laws that never change through the process of birth and death. She was the eternal, life-supporting principle; queen of the underworld, with dominion over the dead, while she suckled the Earth, and stretched into the sky. In Egyptian art, she was often portrayed as the winged cow of creation who gave birth to the universe. Sometimes she was a huge lioness with eyes of fire. The sycamore at the edge of the desert was her tree. This image was published in 2004 by Hay House as part of a goddess oracle deck by Dr. Doreen Virtue. You can discover more about Dr. Virtue's work here.

Sedona Fay~ Faerie Queen
Sedona Fay FIRST PLACE - San Diego County E-Arts - Digital Art Contest 2003 © Sharon George 2006 Return This faerie queen was the result of a recent trip to Sedona, a truly magickal power spot in America. You can feel the energy flow from the earth there, and it affects you powerfully. I sketched every night after our daily hikes into the woods filled with faeries and red rocks imbued with spirit. The Sedona Fay sits upon her citrine throne, gazing into the distance. Behind her are spirit rocks and magical manzanita. She is flanked by her familiars: Owl - who can turn his head completely around and see into the night. He is never fooled by appearances and holds much wisdom. Lizard - who lives in the dreamtime, creating the universe with his thoughts. And Raven - psychic and playful, bringing messages from other dimensions.

Love, Drugs And The Endless Road
Both songs are written for Amber. Love, drugs and the endless road Somewhere between dreaming and nightmares, He’s always reminded he loves her, Cheap hotels and broken bottles, Nothing matters when she comes closer. He touches her skin as she dreams again. Kicking the dust at the carnival in town, Holding her hand at their favourite freak show, Candyfloss and twisted sounds, Her eyes full of his heart as she eats another tab of rainbow. Love is hard and love is pain, they wouldn’t have it any other way. She sleeps in the car as they drive too far, To a place where the world lives by their rule. He touches her skin as she dreams again. He touches her skin as she dreams again. Virgins sing their song in the river, blue and cool, They lay on the ground and count the stars, The tale of two as one, while the night carries them away. The music filling the silent sky, Her hands twist in the air, She smiles at him on every moment of their drive, Don’t

Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 19,2007
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 19,2007 Your energy is the determining factor that affects success versus failure, so make sure to pull out all the stops! It could be that you need to push a few of your peers along in the short-term.

No One
I can't seem to find anyone out there that is bold enough to do what they want to do. Nothing turns me on more than a woman who can say and do what they feel they want to do. Most women expect guys to make the first move, but care nothing for the impact it makes when they take control. Is there anyone out there that has the power and guts to say and do what they want? I guess time will only tell, cuz I haven't seen it yet. If anyone is up for the challenge, let me know. Expresss yourself sexually and be proud of it.

Price Of Ticker Message!
The price of a ticker message just went up! Ok so I don't know how long ago, but DAMN! It's now worth 100,000 fubucks! Not a mere 50,000 fubucks like it used to be when they first allowed it. Beware! FUBAR CHEATS YOU OUT OF FUBUCKS!!! IT's not worth it anyway. Those scrolling messages suck!!!

Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 20,2007
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 20,2007 You don't have to be clear today -- that's someone else's job. It's nice to take a break from being the communications hub every now and then and while it may lead to temporary glitches, it's all for the best.

For Every Nice Guy
To Every Guy To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

Libra - Sept. 20th, 2007
You need to turn your focus to your home and family life. Something is a bit out of sorts and once you've identified it, you should be able to take care of it pretty quickly. Keep at it until everyone is in line.

Making Flower Essences Ourselves
Increasing numbers of people are using flower essence remedies these days: especially the original remedies of Dr Bach, but also perhaps the 'California Essences', those produced by Ellie Web of Harebell Remedies in Scotland, Dr Arthur Bailey's Yorkshire Dales essences - there are probably twenty or more different sets of flower remedies available now. What I want to do here is to encourage those who use and/or prescribe flower remedies to consider the idea of making your own. The ability to make a remedy is not some special and mysterious gift! The qualities needed are probably no more than three: a sense of contact with the natural world; a willingness to 'follow one's hunches', to take intuition seriously; and, perhaps a certain sense of self-worth, of having the same right to engage with flower remedies as anyone else. Why make more remedies when so many are already available? Well, a good place to start might be making remedies which have already been written up by someone e

Gem Essences
I'm in the process of taking a gem essence of peridot. My dreams have been powerful and vivid; emotions and obsolete beliefs are coming up for healing and release; and I sense the departure of much psychic debris. I've found gem essences to be one of the most powerful ways to work with crystals, and highly recommend this method to you. The basic principle behind the use of gem essences is the same as that of flower essences: that the interaction of water and sunlight with the essential energy of crystals charges the water in which crystals are placed with their subtle energy. When you drink this water, that energy works to rdissolve the blockages which promote the persistence of painful emotions and prevent personal and spiritual growth. While you can buy commercially-prepared gem essences. I feel that, unlike flower essences, they are easy to make. This has to do with the differences between stones and flowers. · You don't have to grow the stone. · You don't have to de

Bannas & Health....
Bananas and Health Bananas can help cure or prevent hangovers. The main causes of hangovers are dehydration and depletion of potassium, both direct results of alcohol consumption. Bananas are an excellent source of potassium (second only to the avocado) with over 450 mg. per one banana serving, as well as being high in magnesium, which can help relax those pounding blood vessels causing that nasty hangover headache. Bananas also contain tryptophan, the same amino acid found in turkey that makes you sleepy, as well as high amounts of vitamin C. So, if you're out partying and want to avoid a hangover, drink sixteen ounces of water and eat a banana before heading for bed for a good night's sleep. Before I stop extolling the health benefits of bananas...one more tip: bananas are a natural antacid and will get rid of a nasty case of heartburn in most cases. ^^^^^^^^////////^^^^^^^^////////^^^^^^^^//////// Cinnamon and H

Sing This To "i Will Survive!"
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. > >When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! > >But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that > >I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... > >But there you are, another lie, > >I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! > >I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream > >Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those > >Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, > >Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! > >Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? > >Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! > > > >[Chorus] > > > >I will survive! I will survive! > >Cuz as long as I have batteries, > >My sex life's gonna thrive! > >I will always have good sex, > >With a handful of latex! > >I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > > > >It took all my self control not to lau

Katt Williams
Seriously One of the Greatest New Comedian's out there right now. If you haven't rented or bought or seen The Pimp Chronicles Part 1 I suggest you do worth the money. Look out for Pimp Chronicles Part 2.

Where Dead Angels Lie
by Dissection. In the dawn an angel was dancing, Surrounded by an aura of light, But in the shadows something was watching And with patience awaiting the night, "Mournful night, attractive night, Your dark beauty obsesses me", An angel bewitched by the shadows, Seduced by the whispering lies. A spell was cast an the sky turned red, The angel's heart froze to ice, The blackness that falls is coming to stay, Under the snow lies angels so cold. Dusk has passed and a cold morning breeze, Is sweeping all over the plain, On the ground lies an angel with skin so pale, On her face an image of pain, Snow is now falling to the frozen ground, The angel is covered by white, Frost is spreading across the plain, to welcome the eternal night. The dress is white with crystals of ice, and frozen roses so red, Roses of blood from an innocent soul, On the plain lies an angel dead. A spell was cast an the sky turned red, The angel's heart froze to ice, In the gloom

Bettie Page
by Bile. She's out slummin' for another fix, Down on her knees giving last licks, She's got senior rights, Don't show her age, Her hair's blacker than Bettie Page. Rubber skin so sharp it cuts, She's the rubber lover to all the sluts, Glory holes in sleazy walls, R.H. Bear cruises mens' room stalls. She's got the love, She's got the rage, A digital bitch you can't upstage, Bound and shagged inside her cage, Her hair's blacker than Bettie Page. She loves to love the love you hold, She does it hot but oh so cold, Puss-bone white, Super tight, She's triple-X by candlelight, Weeda- Weeda- Wadda- Hooda- Hooda- Ha, Don't need no lube she likes it raw, Hands tied down leave you alone, She's seen more rods than the twilight zone. She's got the love, She's got the rage, A digital bitch you cant upstage, Bound and shagged inside her cage, Her hair's blacker than Bettie Page. She's the snake with the poison apple, She licks down you

Possession.................
"I like it when better when you undress me" she said, giggling and turning around to face him. He smiled, and rolled his eyes at her silly request. He was tired and she was trying to act coy. God Damn girl, just get naked. He peeled her panties over her hips, running his fingers along her skin and noticing how she had trimmed her pussy, leaving a pretty triangle of soft hair, short and clean. She pushed her panties off of her feet and threw them to the floor. Opening her legs for him, she ran her fingers under her top, exposing the bottom of her round breasts and pinching her nipples for him to see. He groaned and spread her legs. He loved how perfect her pussy was. She kept it the way he liked it- trim, with some hair. Enough to let you know she's a woman. Shaved pussy is sexy to look at but sometimes he didn't like to think he was fucking a little girl. Her pussy always tasted to sweet and she liked it when he tugged on her little patch. He wasted no time delving his tongue

Only Got 9 Years
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He fin

Gettin Myself Together
So my self-pity party is now over. I have been wallowing in the sorrows of what happended...been overly depressed...when it hit me. Things could be a hell of a lot worse. I'm alive, I can function in everyday society, I have my mind, and most of all I have a lot to live for. My kids came by with my mom last night, and I was slapped in the face with what I should've been thinking about all along. I need to be there for my sons and my family. I will be getting my boys back full time as soon as my house is fixed up so I can get around everywhere without help. I look so forward to it that it's not even funny. Before last night there were thoughts of suicide and other things in my head, but now I see so clear. I have lost use of my legs. Everything else works. I can still have a full life regardless of whether I walk or not. So many other people do it and I now have more respect for them than ever. I will be getting a new van this week with hand controls that will be easy to

Arguement For Believing In God
If you believe there is a God, and it turns out there isn't, no harm, no foul. You'll be dead and it won't matter. If you believe there is a God, and it turns out to be true, at least you'll be on His good side.

An Angel Like You
If i ever had an angel like you, i would never feel this true, you shall show me the way, as i have you here to stay, beautiful and true, that is really you, also very kind too, let our hearts flames combine, make we both feel so fine, you are the angel that came to me, darling cant you tell or atleast see, that i would feel better having you with me, so to you i must confide, for so long my heart did hide, now with you its opened up so wide, will you join me on this lifes ride, your eyes will see into my soul, love when you do will be the toll, for i cant live with out you here, as i angel i will hold you dear, wishing my life for you to share, all the walls hidding my heart have come undone, that is to be the prise you have won, hold my hand and walk with me, for everyone to see, i will honor and treat you as my queen, at your side my future i have seen, our love will grow to the end of time, if you would honor me and be mine... Robert Allen Yunker Co

Friends?
i was wonder if people are so rapped up with ranking up and getting to higher levels are they so busy doing this that they dont really make friends. to take the time to speak with someone. im guilty of this too but im think im going to start to try to change it. i want to really get to know people to try to make some good friends. who knows i might really be missing out on some great people. im just curious what everyone else thinks about this.... post and let me know please.

Senator Ted Kennedy Your Hero
> >Happy Birthday, Mary Jo >GOD BLESS YOU, MARY JO! > >Friends and fellow Americans, > >A few days ago, from her grave, I thought I heard Mary Jo Kopechne >(July 26, 1940 - July 18, 1969) call. > >"On Thursday, I would have been 67 years old. As my only wish, please >refresh your memory of me and my murderer." > >When Senator Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating on >Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to >ignore his deplorable past. But now that he has become the leading >Democrat attack dog, positioning himself as Washington's leading arbiter >of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence are now over. > >It's time for good Americans to stand up and remind our countrymen why >this man had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980. It's time to >say the words "Mary Jo Kopechne" out loud. > >Ted Kennedy drunkenly drove his car off a bridge, extricated himself, >and left Miss Kopechne behind

Not Trying To Scare Anyone
Today I unknowingly scared my wife by keeping my cell phone off for most of the day. I called in sick because food poisoning, and once I felt better I went to run some errans. All the time, she kept calling me thinking I got hurt or worst. Even her family was getting concerned. I had kept my cell phone off because I wanted to get some things for her and the kids as a surprise. By the time I spoke to my wife, she was pretty mad at me for scaring her. So To My Wife: I am sorry for scaring you. Next time I will keep in touch better and my cell phone on. Love you.

The Mustard Story
I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. 'Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,' she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later, after she stopped cryi

Lyrics I Wrote, No Name Yet
I've been abused countless times, My wounds are open, Getting infected. Then you come along, And try to play Doctor. These things you really need to know, I just gotta get them out... So here I go.. I need more then bandaids. I need more then super glue. My wounds are internal. So save your love. I can't be fixed. I know you just mean good, And try to help, You want to fix me, You want to love me, Make me perfect, So I can breath right. Hold my insides, So I won't cry tonight. These things you really need to know, I just gotta get them out... So here I go.. I need more then bandaids. I need more then super glue. My wounds are internal. So save your love. I can't be fixed. I cry tears of blood, From all the pain inside. I fight my fears, So I can hold my head high. And you walk in my life, Ready with needle and thread. These things you really need to know, I just gotta get them out... So here I go.. I need more then bandaids. I nee

It Just Busted Out..
.. and i kept going!... hold my head whipe my tears tuck me in before i go to bed kiss me goodnight tell me you'll stay be there when i wake don't runaway carress my face hold me tight tell me it's ok while the tears flow tonight make me smile tell me you care always be there because thats all i need go figure

Emo Moment....to The Core!
Just look at me now.. look on the inside, passed the fake smiles, passed the fake laughs, look how cold, dark, and alone i really am. and once you finally see.. can you honestly say you'll fix me? I've gone through more than i've asked or wanted, i've been let down higher time than i can count. i've shed enough tears to form an ocean. just make me smile... and mean it. I've heard the same lies more then wanted. i've seen then same shit over and over. i live in deja vu. i've tried to hold my head high, but i get knocked out everytime. i'm back on the floor, where i always start, stay, and end up at. I've gone through more than ive asked or wanted, i've been let down high times than i can count, i've shed enough tears to form an ocean just make me smile.. and mean it. A little peice of my heart dies everyday, pretty soon, there will be nothing left.. .. do you think.. you have enough time!? soooo uhh yeah, thats it, tell me what you think, i wrote

Wishing I Could Do Or Say More But.
There are no words to say and yet I feel a need ,to say something before it is to late . What are the right Words to say > I dont know ,but wish I did. I wish I could ease the pain, that you feel .I wish God would say to my heart, words of comfort to share with you . He is listening to my prayers. but nothing is coming thru to my heart, to ease your troubles now. I want you to know its ok to fear, or what ever it is you feel . God is close to you and he always will be . Lean on him nd try to just know in thy heart; He does love you so . Hugs ,hugs as so many do love you here ,to but we know we must let go now cause our Lord is thy father who is calling soon. and we depart and so do you but we know it isnt forever, cause it will be eternal life that we receive when we go home to be with thee. Now it is hard for me to lose but I will be ok ,so will you ; God loves us and knows it isn,t forever we will see each other one day again . Its Gods promise. Amen!! hugs diana

Outreach
I smile but no one sees it Inside of me I die bit by bit I cry but no one cares Why must I shed these tears I laugh but no one hears me For all they do is disagree That I have no future in this life So I should end my life with a knife Why not for I have nothing else to do For when I'm down and feeling blue I sit by the fire and think what must be done For what I do I won't have fun So please when someone is smiling or laughing Or if someone is angry or crying Notice them for you might be able to save their lives Hopefully they might be able to survive Because people need a little bit of attention now and then So remember that what goes around come around time and time again

I Can't
I cant Take back What I have done Or where I have been I cant change my past With all the Heart aches And little mistakes I cant Change the Way I am But Frankly my dear that's not up to you Its not your right To judge me Over my past Its done and over with Just like Its not my right To judge you over yours And people change All I can ask you to do is Accept me For who I am now Just as ill Accept you For the person Who you are today

As Dusk Falls Now> Poem > By Diana
As I see the dark fall and there is shadows on the wall. I know to lay down to sleep , but that our soul ; God keeps . We are to rest thru the night , but till dusk turns to dayligt. We know not if we will wake , Here in this world, or be sent to a heaven , that is blessed. for it is thru Faith, we sleep to know , or have faith that we will wake . It,s Gods will we except, and we rest now not knowing? Hugs all.

I Desire
what do i want hmm. now that i actually think. . . i want a girl who will kick my ass in tekken, or whatever fighting game it is. i want a girl who looks amazing in that black dress she bought. under 20 bucks. what a buy! i want someone who will smile because i'm being stupid so she will. even laughing will suffice... i don't mind. i want a girl who will hold me when i cry. she does'nt have to help, or understand, she just needs to hold me. that will work best. i want a girl who will dream of me every night like i dream of her. my mind's like a tv. there's nothing better on it. i want a girl who will scream my name in everything she does each small thought. i'll do the same. i want a girl who will own me. possess me. be so selfish that no other girl will be able to ask my name. i want to belong to her. i want a girl who will get the idea. love is love. life is life. smiles don't mean i'm always happy. but i am with her. i want to stop worrying. i want

Guys Rating Guys, And Ones....
Anyone ever notice that when a guy rates another guy's photo a one, its usually some pathetic looking loser who does it? I will only rate a guy if he rates me a one, and I return the favor by rating him a one. I just got rated a one by some dork wearing Mr Spock ears.

"uncle Victor"
"Uncle Victor" by otistj@nextdim.com My wife and I grew up in a small town in southern Idaho. The place is normally quiet, with the exception of migrant farm workers bringing in some excitement in the summer and during harvest. At least it is on the outside. I had dated my wife in the mid-80s--we married in 1995--during that time my wife's family lived in a house way out in the country. All the times I took her home, she never invited me in. I thought it was me--might have been--but there is another explaination. Before they moved into it it had been vacant for approx. 3 years. Perhaps this is the reason why. One morning as she awoke from spending the night on the couch. She got up to use the bathroom and returned to the couch and laid down. She heard bells tinkling, which seemed to be moving towards her. She felt a presence in the room, a bad one, and she looked up far enough to see what appeared to be the legs of her unc

Ghosts At The Cemetary
Ghosts at the Cemetary by dominicc@mgl.ca Now, a cemetary is an obvious place to look for ghosts, but this is a sighting none the less. Last winter I was visitng relatives in a different town. My family and I were driving from my aunts house very late one night. The city we were in is up in northern Canada so it was absolutely freezing out. We were chatting and listening to the radio like any family does during a car ride. We turned onto a long street that lines the whole graveyard in this city, when all of the sudden my sister noticed the speedomiter was going haywire. The dial on it was spinning around continuasly for no reason what so ever,and there was nothing actually wrong with the car, and we were still driving at the same speed. We were all very puzzled at this when I spotted something out of the coner of my eye in the graveyard. I looked and it was a woman just standing in the graveyard starring at the road. The woman did

Hugg War!!!
YOU BETTER HUG ME NOW! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you are really loved by alot!

After Awhile....
Just A Poem That Has Always Made Sense To Me... After awhile...you learn the subtle difference, Between holding a hand and chasing a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defaults With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child And you learn to build all your roads on today Because tomorrow's ground it to uncertain for plans And future's have a way of falling down in midflight And after awhile you learn That sunshine burns if you get to much So, you plant your own garden And decorated your own soul Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers And you learn that you really can endure That you really are strong And you really do have worth And you learn and learn With each goodbye.... you learn

50 Odd Questions
1. What is your best friends name? NOT SURE 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? PINK 3. What are you listening to right now? BACK 4 GOOD BY TAKE THAT 4. Whats your favorite number? 69 5. What was the last thing you ate? RAMEN 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PINK 7. How is the weather right now? 69 DEGREES 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? DAVID 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? THEIR SMILE 10. Do you have a significant other? NO 11. Favorite TV show? ROSEANNE 12. Siblings? 1/2 BROTHER 13. Height? 5ft. 8 IN. 14. Hair color? DARK BROWN 15. Eye Color? BLUE 16. Do you wear contacts? I WANNA 17. Favorite Holiday? VALENTINES 18. Month? DECEMBER 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? YES 20. What was the last movie you watched? 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 21. Favorite Day of the Year? FRIDAY 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? NO 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? NO 24. Hugs or Kisses? BO

Why Me !?!?!?
what the hell is it just me or is it just fucked up that every where you go you need to wait to do something , wait for money ,wait for time ,parts it doesn't matter every god dam thing is just out of reach so you must fuckin wait GOD DAM IT I HATE FUCKIN WAITING Love DJ Verax

What The Hell?
I feel like I'm just beating my goddamn head against a wall right now. I've always wanted to make a difference in people's lives, but the more I see people on the internet, in the world and in church, the more I realize that it just isn't worth it. I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but there are human beings that are simply worth less than plankton. If it isn't perverts delivering hate because they can't masturbate to somebody's NSFW pics, it's somebody judging you because you demonstrate quirks in your personality and not accepting you or your character. For every one person that is worthy there are thirty that makes me long for the invention of retroactive abortion. I am really beginning to hate this fucking world.

The Lost
It blew in like a warm summer breeze, Creating light and joy, A feeling of calm fills the air. It leaves like a cold winter night, Taking the joy and light with it, Leaving only darkness and despair. A knife comes from the dark, From the hand of a friend, Everything is lost

The Bench
We never speak of sex. I never think (of stepping away from my figures, sliding behind her on the piano bench, holding her, stroking her neck with my lips ‘till she moans, nearly demanding, slides off the piano bench clawing at my vest) of sex. So there is nothing to say.

Ecstasy's Dance.................
My bed is lonely, and so cold too As I lay here alone and dream of you Ooh, how I want you desperately To have you here in bed with me To feel your body cover mine Our passion raw and unconfined Your manhood stiff as I pull you near Whispering my needs into your ear As I feel you enter me deep within Ooh, the pleasure your love instills As my body trembles with throbbing thrills Ooh, My Love! Deeper! I beg... Surrounding your waist with the length of my legs My mouth at your throat, my teeth lightly graze As you're giving me all that my hunger craves Moving as one, like the waves of the ocean Thrusting and grinding in continuous motions Your name on my lips time and again Hugging you tightly so deep within The sound of your breathing heavy and hard As urgency carries us overboard Wrapped around you, as over we roll My hands holding yours as I take control My body with yours so perfectly tuned Moaning with pleasure, like wolves to the moon Slow and steady in a t

The Ghost
I have no tears left The sky cries for me There is no more sun and no more warmth The tears of heaven fall gently down my face They roll down my cheeks Through the forest I walk No longer are you by my side No longer do you whisper in my ear I walk our path alone I can hear you laughing The trees saved the sound for me Again I hear your sweet voice A gift from the flowers Just behind I hear your footsteps Strong and sturdy The dirt is playing tricks again All around I hear you I feel your soul The forest keeps it for me But Mother Nature is kind And she shares you with me I long to be with you To dance on the wind And fly through the clouds I feel I have nothing left My heart feels so empty In a flash of light I see the bush A few berries and we’ll be together forever again As I step closer Once again I feel your arms around me As you whisper ‘I will be waiting here for you. For eternity will I love you’ Your hold warms my heart As you move away I cry fo

Joke
George and Martha got married. George was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Martha was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. George was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When George was undressing, Martha said, 'Oh George, what is that?' George being very quick thinking said, 'Martha, I am the only man in the world with one of these.' And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, And Martha was happy. The next morning George went off fishing as usual. When he returned home that evening, Martha was Waiting down on the wharf obviously upset about something. 'George, you told me that you were the only man in The world with one of those, but I saw your drink'ing buddy, Fred having a pee down behind the shed, and he had one, too.' Thinking fast, George said, 'Yes, Martha, Fred is me very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is

Friends
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or (learn. They bring you an experi

A Wise Old Guy
An Old But Wise Guy I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. Finally the teenager had had enough and sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Are You Crushing On Him And Don't Even Know It?
You've Got It Bad For Him For better or worse, you've always got your friend on the brain. If he digs you too, this could be a very good thing. If not, at least you tried! You've got to make a move and find out. You might discover that he's been pining away for you as well. Are You Crushing on Him (And Don't Even Know It)?

The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Personality Profile You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends. You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test

I Dont Cut Myself When Sad I Deprive Myself Of Everythinng Is That Is Good In Life
HELLO FUBAR PEOPLES!!! Yea so we all get bored, life is naturally boring. We drink, do drugs, maintain those wacky friends that we always spray wash the furniture after they’ve sat on it; we do all this in the vain hopes of keeping ourselves from that all engulfing state of misery. Well for most i wouldnt say it goes that far but for me it does! i hate being bored, it makes me depressed and when im depressed i get self destructive. So guess what i got bored and ive decided that for the next 30 days im not going to smoke, drink, or have any caffeine what so ever...so far the kill count is 3 and humans dont burn as well as tobacco...im running out of things to do to pacify angry lil nicotine receptors in my brain! Aaarg….

Misery's Kiss
he came to me a refuge of hate hiding in a scream his fingers bearing blood he asked for help this forgotten of love trying to escape from the damage of Misery's kiss then he told me a story he said of himself and when he was through he bent down. Kissing my cheek, with a frown he yelled "Your Broken Now" I sat many nights scared and alone a prisoner of pain speaking in riddles shoved down my throat I thought I had everything only to find my everything was somewhere behind I screamed for help but no one came I cried for the end finally insane overwhelming emotions the fortress broke down I cried to the heavens where Misery was found and when she spoke she said of this pass it on my infamous kiss and you will be free from my chains that hold and no more pain will carry your load that is my story of the encounter with Misery and now that I am through a kiss to you "YOUR BROKEN NOW"

"i Miss You Always"
It seem I always miss you When you're not here with me I love you oh so very much And that is plain to see We should be together We love each other so If I knew how to get to you I would surely go I would just do anything And share in all your charns On what I'd give If I could be Right there in your arms I know that it will take a while For God to see this through And I would just give anything If I could be with you You know how much I love you And want to see that day When we can hold each other In such a loving way I will hold ever tight to you And never let you go But until that day You're on your way I'll still be missing you so "I miss you always"

Umm.. Random Facts About Me.
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: No, but I laugh in my sleep. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing my eyesight or limbs. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Yes! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's mostly stupid. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Yes? HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: It's great, but I don't mind a decent relationship either. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Every time. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Yes. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Secret? Um... I can pick a lock? WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: A hidden island, or those hot springs in iceland. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Hell yes. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Hell yes. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sure, but it won't change anything. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I just bite them... CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Don't care to try. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE

2nd Grade School Children
These are the answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, b

We All Need A Little Laughter ... Enjoy!!!
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dogs at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a c

Preacher Funny
This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

My Destiny
Forever Alone thats what Im meant to be. Forever alone, thats my Destiny. The words of others is what you heard. And you disappeared with the wind just like a bird. I lie awake at night thinking of you, and I wonder how I could thing that our love was once true. For a while I thought you might come back to me. But now I know here is not where you really wanted to be. Forever alone, thats what Im meant to be, Forever alone, thats my Destiny

Rating Blogs
When someone rates my picture or profile, I like to rate him/her profile. In rating their profile, I look for certain things so I can give a high score: 1. Information On Yourself--I like meeting new people and reading what they do for a living, their education, their hobbies, and etc. 2. Cool Graphics--Colorful images with or without special effects just look nice and tell me more about you. 3. Music--I love listening to the tunes people pick to post. It is through your choice in songs and artists that tell me more about yourself.

Cheatin' Via Text
"Hey beautiful...the back door's open" Mon Sep 24, 9:01 AM ET The wife of former Australian cricket champion Shane Warne says their marriage reconciliation is over after he mistakenly sent her an incriminating text message. Simone Callahan, who reunited last December with the spin bowler known also for his womanizing, told a woman's magazine she caught Warne cheating on her while he was in London. As Callahan got the couple's three children ready for school in Melbourne, a text dropped into the inbox of her mobile phone, she told New Idea magazine. "Hey beautiful, I'm just talking to my kids, the back door's open," the message from Warne said. "You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person," Callahan sent back. She told the magazine the message confirmed her suspicions that Warne was again cheating on her and that his lover had been to their London home before. "He confirmed there was someone else and told me he was sorry. I gave it to him big time -- I

Polynisian Punch..
Get ready this is a long one. Tee-Hee. :-D 12 oz light rum 10 oz. dark rum 6 oz. cream of coconut 8 oz. sole gin 4 oz. peppermint schnapps 1/2 grenadine 1 qt., 1 pt. unsweeted pineapple juice 8 oz. Lemon juice 8 oz. chilled clud soda 1. Pour light run, dar rum cream of coconut, sole gin, peppermint schnapps, grenadine, pineapple juice and lemon juice into a punch bowl over a block of ice 2. Stir 3. Garnish with thin slices of fresh pineapple and orange 4. Refrigerate for 1 hour 5. When ready to serve, add club soda and stir gently Party on then.. :-D

Summer Coolers
*nonalcoholic* 1/4 lb. strawberries, stems removed 1/4 pt. plain yogurt 1/2 pt. milk sugar and honey, to taste 1. Combine strawberries, yogurt, milk and sugar or honey in a blender 2. Blend well 3. Fill rocks glasses with ice cubes and pour mixture 4. Garnish with strawberry slices Mmmm.. this sounds good now.

Men
the Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Sensership
The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly. We are making some minor changes to this section, please bear with us until we can get this back online. Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. 24 Sep 2007 -Tom we are checking your page out be4 we delite you cos we are worryd you are wakeing people up to the truth thanks tom it will take 3 hours if cant log back in your delited

Christian One Liners
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door forever. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Quit griping about your church;> > if it was perfect,> > you couldn't belong.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If the church wants a> > better pastor,> > it only needs to pray> > for the one it has.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God Himself does not propose> > to judge a man> > until he is dead.> > So why should you?> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some minds are like concrete,> > thoroughly mixed up and> > permanently set.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Peace starts> > with a smile.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* I don't know why> > some people change churches;> > what difference does it make> > which one> > you stay home from?> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* A lot of church members> > who are singing> > 'Standing on the Promises'> > are just> > sitting on the premises.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We were called to> > be witnesses,

Iam Still Hanging On!
Sorry, friends I have not been on very much. Trying to work hard, and be good to all around me. However, I do not believe I have been good to me. A couple of weeks ago I fell on the kitchen floor. You know the feeling, something is not right and out go the lights, well if not it is not fun. My sweety and her daughter were trying to get me up off the floor and I am wondering what the heck... well sorta that. Jan asked me to stay at home Saturday but know I feel or felt fine and went aftere about 5 at work I start feeling really bad. So I went home on the way I call Jan and she said she was with her parents and visiting a cousin they had not seen in 30 or so years, but for me to go ahead and drive to the local hospital and get checked out, well I did and they kept me. I am now charged up with a defibbulator and going strong again. Well, if I keep this up soon I will be totally rebuiltand just have to go for different tune ups. Hope to be here but I will not be on line every

Frost Queen, Dearest To My Icy Heart
so, here are. not a drop left to drink. all of these warm bodies have been bled cold. but we stand. still breathing heavy from the kill. our eyes blood shot red. our veins pumping with twisted desire. come to me. your sheer dress as red as the bloody river nile of the ancient times. your pale skin frost bitten from ages of death. tonight your ruby lipstick has been smeared by your vigerous feeding. your hair dyed a deep red. you have never looked more deadly. never more inviting. i can feel the lusts burning in me as if i still had a heartbeat. my fists clinched tight. my eyes low and fixed. my fangs dripping with want. you overtake me, pushing me to the hard wooden floor. my clothes ripped apart in a matter of seconds. your dress a mere memory now. i can feel your nails in my chest, almost touching bone. your hips moving in a circular motion, give a contrast of pleasure to the intended pain. you feel yourself reaching a climax. i grab yo

Lieberman Trying To Sneak Iran War Declaration Through Senat
Lieberman Trying to SNEAK Iran War Declaration Through Senat ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 25 Sep 2007, 14:28 URGENT Phone Action: Lieberman Trying to SNEAK Iran War Declaration Through The SenateCALL YOUR SENATORS RIGHT NOW AND DEMAND THEY VOTE DOWN THE LIEBERMAN-KYL AMENDMENT In case you thought it was just an aberrant moment of lunacy last week when Lieberman pressed General Petraeus for an attack on Iran, just before the weekend he introduced an amendment to the defense bill to authorize exactly that. No, we are not kidding. He has drafted language that any impartial observer would interpret as a DECLARATION OF WAR against Iran, and he is pressing for a vote as fast as possible. ACTION PAGE: http://www.usalone.com/no_iran_war_declaration.php Here is the language from the amendment: (3) that it should be the policy of the United States to combat, contain, and roll back the violent activities and destabilizing influence inside I

Lieberman’s Bomb Iran Bill (video) + Action Alert
Lieberman’s Bomb Iran Bill (video) + Action Alert ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Lo Date: 25 Sep 2007, 13:14 Latest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion Salad"Did you hear about the War on Iran Authorization bill the Senate is going to vote on perhaps as early as today? No, that’s not how it’s getting billed. But that’s what the ‘Kyl-Lieberman’ amendment is. In fact, the supporters of going to war against Iran are using exactly same strategy with this amendment that they did to lay the ground work for the Iraq War."TPMtv: Lieberman’s Bomb Iran Bill (video) + Action Alert

Pharmacology Studies For Men Only
Pharmacology Studies In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,

Need Help
hey everyone, I could really use some help. someone just rated me only a 7, i need to combat this. please ask your friends to come and rate me so combat when this stuff happens. have gotten a few 1's lately too. it would be much appreciated

Somebody May Miss It I Know I Sure Do
-----------Maybe...maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before we meet the right one, so that when we finally meet the right one, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see which one has opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the one that you can sit on a porch swing with for hours and never say a word but walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you'd ever had. Maybe it is true that we don't know what we have until it's gone, but we also know that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget

Laugh For September 26
Bar Room Translations "You get this round and the next round is on me." (I'll be leaving before the next round.) "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50.) "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.) "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) (I'm easy.) "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) (I'm gay.) "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.) "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?) "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.) I don't feel well, let's go home." (male) (I'm horny.) "Who's got the next round

Hope And Faith.
I have nothing but hope and faith to live on.But more of faith than anything. The Lord works in ways we can't explane.I live one day at a time.Each and everyone of us should do the same. But it is not for me to judge. I just pray that the Lord will get me through this tuff time. It is hard to forget the one who has made a big differents in my life. He made me see things that I have never seem before.I do not care what people say. I will always love him no matter what. I want to say that there are times that I treated him like crap. But I still loved him. I ws going through a change in my life that I could not understand. But now I see. All this has opended up my eyes to see clearly and differently. Is it to late???? Will there ever be another us again????? Can we get back the life we once had and shared?????? I guess time will tell!!!!!

Old West Poker
Gambling was as popular during the days of the Old West as it is today. This collection provides a fascinating glimpse into the faces and games played more than a century ago. Not flimsy paper prints, these are real photograph reproductions of historic advertising utilized in the 19th century.

Me
I'm 20 year old Italian living in New York. I attend F.I.T., going for my 4 year degree. I'm a waitress which is pretty good most of the time. I have a very Strong Sexy Man in my life and even as much as b*tch I would be lost without him. We have been together for over a year and its been the best one of my life. I like to go out and have fun and just live life.

The Faces She Wears
The Faces She Wears By Cathy D The Faces you have seen before you are strangers in your eyes She once held hope and happiness Now everything inside her dies. She can not forget the past heatache or the marriage that went bad The pain she felt when love hurt so much or the anger he once had. She wears many faces Some loving- a couple untrue You never know which one She'll decide to show to you. Its almost like a game and you know you'll never win and sometimes the hand is over Before you knew it was going to begin. And true she wants to be with you and show you how she feels but she does not know how to hold you For her heart has not begun to heal. If you could do anything for this girl you may never know Show her that love can be true and never let her go. Try to understand the life she's lived and stand by her side. And although thing will be tough Never run and h

The Life I Lead (dedication)
The Life I lead by Cathy D The life I Lead By Cathy D I will always remember That dreaded day. My mom said we were leaving Moving away. I can never forget How I had felt Praying the price For the hand they were dealt. I sometimes think about Having no where to go Always feeling left out Always being told No. I can not escape the memories Of being on my own Fifteen was too young To be left all alone. My days turned brighter On that blessed day I was given a son My pain lifted away. Watching him grow Was so special to me And as he turned one I was again a mother to be. Nine months later A daughter on the way My son so excited He waited patiently each day The day finally arrived When my daughter was born Happiest day in my life But her father was torn. Bringing her home Was so special to me She could meet her brother We would be a family. I will never understand

Baked Beans
Baked Beans - This is hilarious! One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and excla imed delightedly, "Darling I have a surp r ise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind

Day Two
Why is it that people want to you to tell them what's bothering you, and then they either snap at you or they just ignore it and do it again anyways. People wonder why I used to be so gaurded, and hated to let people in, that would be why. Too many times has someone has screwed me over, and I'm the one left standing there. Besides that, how are people gonna make up lies about people they don't even know? We just moved into this apartment, not even a week ago, and one of our new neighbors here told the management that we were fighting at four am. Now here's the rub, we're asleep at four am. How in the hell are we gonna be fighting? Stupid people. Stupid people, how I hate them! We live in a town that is half college, half military, and the two do not get along. My first month here, I had someone follow me home, and told me that I was married to a baby killer. How f'ed up is that? If it wasn't for our men and women in uniform, people wouldn't have the freedom to say what they thi

Gas Attendant
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"

Long Crawl Home
Shayne had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Shayne". Shayne replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Shayne spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face. "I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down,and crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way"

Legend Of The Leprechaun
Oh, the leprechaun, a mysterious fellow, An Irish fairy he be. An unfriendly sort who keeps to himself, A miserly fellow is he. Making shoes for his living, not a bit does he spend, Instead stores it all in a pot. At the end of the rainbow his hiding place is, And to find it will bring you good luck. If you happen to hear a shoemaker's hammer, tis the sound that a leprechaun makes. Find him and corner him, he'll tell you his secret, If a stare you can maintain. Look not away for this fairy is tricky, He'll attempt to sway your glance. Gone will he be, look away for a moment, And you'll lose your one only chance.

Birth Of A Poem
It's funny how a poem's born Like dew upon a summers morn It just seems to come alive You just can't keep it hid inside But only when you write it down Do they become poetic sound Otherwise just drift away Like all the thoughts we have each day

Second Quiz
You Are 15 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? Mmm...not bad, I guess. Depending on how one looks at this, it could be taken one of two ways. 1. I'm young at heart and still full of life and adventure. 2. I'm immature. T_T I think I like the first option better... As for questioning authority...heck, I've been doing that since I was old enough to say "No" and "Why". **laughs** I do

My Stalker
Stay away from my page, stop making new accts. simply to make ur way to my page again. Stop calling my house leaving voice mails threatening me and my sons. Calling my sons bastards and whatever else comes out of ur nasty, sick mouth. You say you are going to kill yourself, claim you have attempted the act three times now, well my thoughts are I DON"T FUCKEN CARE! DIE PLEASE! Do it right already! I can't stand you, you are sick get psychological help. Your wasting your time and mine.

Remember Lorena Bobbitt
Remember Lorena Bobbitt Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with A Misdewiener! You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

The Most Functional Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. This may even be funny shit. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or Have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like

Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked By Martha Stewart
10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut from a magazine with pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the same font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows. 9. That little tell-tale slice of lemon in the dog's water bowl. 8. On her show she makes a gingerbread house that looks exactly like your split-level, right down to the fallen over liquorice downspout and the stuck half-open graham cracker garage door. 7. You find your pet bunny on the stove in an exquisite tarragon rose petal and saffron demi-glace with pecan crusted hearts of palm and a delicate mint fennel sauce. 6. The unmistakable odor of potpourri follows you even after you've left the bathroom. 5. You discover that every napkin in the house has been folded in the shape of a swan. 4. No matter "where" you eat you discover your place setting always includes an oyster fork. 3. Twice this week you've been the victim of a drive-by doilying. 2. You wake up in the hospital with a con

I Hate Stupid People
YOU KNOW I JUST HATE STUPID PEOPLE. THEY GET ON THE FREAKIN INTERENT AND ACT LIKE EVERYTHING ON HERE IS A BIG FREAKIN ASS DEAL. SO WHAT IF SOMEONE WHAT TO LEVEL UP AND SO WHAT IF SOMEONE WHAT TO WIN CONTESTS BY TEAMING UP WITH PEOPLE. THAT IS OUT PROGOTIVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT BY LIVING IN THE GOOD OL' USA----IT CALLED FREEDOM!!!! I CANT STAND TO READ SOMEONE'S COMMENTS AND SEE THEM BEING DOWNGRADED BECUASE OF HOW THEY ACT ON HERE. SO FREAKIN WHAT. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THAT IS THAT PERSON. YOU DON'T SO GET A LIFE AND LET THE INTERNET WORLD STAY JUST THAT. THIS IS ALL FOR FUN PEOPLE SO LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT THAT WAY!

Need Help
i want to level up and i would really like to have a happy hour or even a blast something to get me leveld up. so if you would ever so kind and help a poor man out i would do almost any thing for it. thanx alot scarfacefreak

Time To Not To Worry
Time to not to worry By Eric Ethan Time to not to worry today, good things are in your heart today time to feel the smiles and hugs that are given to you today , keep that heart pumping today and feel good , Today feel like a queen today on this special day cause it whacky Friday for friends that need that smile. Laugh and live the most today think of good thoughts in your mind today. Think of that big cookie you wan to taste with the melting chocolate on your mouth. Time not to worry time to listen to a good tune that rock your day and make you feel good and goofy inside. Time not to worry , feel the passion of what of you do is making a joke , or putting a smile on peoples face. You know you did your deed for the day. Time not to worry the night is done read a good book watch a tv show to laugh or get serious with. Time not to worry light a candle that has diff

"justice For All: Accessing The Promise"
you may be interested in viewing "Justice for All: Accessing the Promise" which airs this Saturday, Sept. 29 on Court TV. This program is scheduled to air at 11 a.m. ET and PT; 10 a.m. CT; and 9 a.m. MT. The program will feature several former state attorneys general; a former American Bar Association president; and national chamber of commerce executives. Each will be commenting positively as to how Pre-Paid Legal Services, Inc. -- both as a company and a product -- is impacting the way legal services are rendered. The show is hosted by Mike Moore, former Attorney General for the State of Mississippi. I hope you'll watch this program. If you know anyone who would be interested in owning a Pre-Paid Legal Membership, please feel free to call me, the person who introduced you to Pre-Paid Legal. Thank you Kenneth Bush 770-982-3983 or 424-761-6116

Romance
WELL I AM A 28 YEAR OLD FEMALE WHO LOVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE ONE I AM WITH . BUT WHAT SHOULD ANY ONE DO IF THEY CHEAT AND DONT PAY THAT PERSON ANY ATTENCHEN TO THEM? I MEAN I WANT A MAN TO LOVE ME AND TOUCH ME AND PLAY WITH ME AND TO WANT ME TO KISS HIM AND NIBBLE ON HIM AND PLAY WITH HIM AND HOLD HIM . BUT WHAT IF YOU CANT HAVE THAT WITH THE ONE YOU ARE WITH? PLEASE TELL ME AND EVERYONE ELSE HOW OR WHAT TO DO?

Wisdom From Grandpa
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. * Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar. * Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. * When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. * The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up. * Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. * Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it. * The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. * When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, remember ab

Get Your Head Straight
Get your head straight before it's too late. Get your head straight and find a better way. There are dark nights, and there are hard rides. There are a million things to think about when you give up getting high. Limited sight came back to tired eyes, And we watched the city lights fight brightly with their will to stay alive. Everything is gonna be alright. Get your head straight before it's too late. Get your head straight and find a better way. On the whole, we don't talk much anymore. We might as well be blind and left to rely on signs and semaphore. This contact craving constantly collides with conscious contradictions, Constrained, and condemned to stay inside. This year goes out to metamorphosis. There's gotta be a better way to begin to get some more from this. The problem is, I don't know what it is. (But I'll call) When I find out. These are the seeds of monstrous trees. When I find out... They're growing, I'll live off the leaves. When I find out

Well Here It Is.
I have been in Chula Vista for about 2 or 3 weeks now. I have noticed that there is basicly no place to ride. AT ALL. The only place i can ride so far is the damn drive way at my parents place. This sucks. That and its geting to cold to ride. FUCK!!!!

Want A Change??
come check out the new lounge thrill ride we have a fun place to kick back have a drink an just chill lots of ppl needed so we can meet as many new ppl as we can so if u want to check us out here is our link http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10705 if not to chill an hang out with us stop in an tell us how we did with the lounge thanx for ure time co~owner ChristyShell

Wishing All A Great Day If Your Still In Here On Fubar >> Hugs All
Good morning all; im off to get cofee, hugs and im saying prayers ... for some more that need God , to see them thru to another day: See we all have troubles and woes , at times in our lives , but God well he,ll see to it, we are loved and cared for , and go on to do what, he had instore for us in our life , or he,ll take some us home. So Hugs now ill be back soon. Diana

The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Again Keeping In Touch.
My finace and I are gonna be having a baby in the beginning of april! I can't wait! I don't care if its a boy or girl. Just seein my own child will make me happy! Seeing it grow up and stuff just rocks! We already have so much sutff its unthinkable! Just thought I would let everyone know that!

My Other Favorites
Here are a few other of my favorite things: Color: Dark Green Food: Breakfast Items TV Shows: Star Trek, Colbert Report, South Park, Justice League Unlimited, Superfriends, The Batman, Superman and the Legion Of Superheroes, My Family, Footballers Wives, MI-5 and Fox News Channel's Various Business and Political News Shows Movies: Star Trek series, Star Wars series, Kill Bill series, Harry Potter series, Godfather series, Gone With The Wind and the Saw series Video Games: Castlevania series, Super Mario series, Tetris, Bejeweled and the Doom series. Subjects In School/College: Higher math, History, Political Science, Sociology, and the Supernatural Broadway Musicals: Wicked, Evita, Sound Of Music and The Who's Tommy Websites: LiveJournal.Com, Hotmail.Com, Fubar.Com, StarWars.Com and MyCokeRewards.Com

No Mercy
Burn my heart, let it bleed cold, Let my tears fall and kiss my flesh, Never sleep, tortured by you, Smile for death, laugh from pain, Red stains, my relief from this world, Waste my sad existance away, Erase it like words on paper, Drown my thoughts in death until they scream for mercy, Incinerate my world, let it burn forever.

About Myself
This is about myself. 1. Do you have a tattoo? No 2. How old are you? 34 3. Are you single or taken? TAKEN 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils 5. Do you dream at night? Uh Yeah 6. Ever seen a corpse? Nope 7.George Strait or Jay Z? Jay Z 8. How did we meet? On Fubar HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? Live life to the fullest. Never take life for granted. You never know what will happen to you. 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Like to talk 11. Do you trust the police? Hell No 12. Do you like Country music? Some 13. What is your fondest memory of me? Being my friend 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Nothing 15. Would you cheat ? Nope 16. What do you wear to sleep? Night Gown 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Nope 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you t

Toilet Pain
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

The Battle Within
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.

Lets Play What If....
well hi all.... missed me??? only kidding... just a quick question to which i await your answers... lets play what if? What if your so called boyfriend cheated with two women one in their 30s one only 15?(yes at same time) and he was accused online by one of the women who hacked into his email accounts etc? would you believe him if he said no? would you still believe him if the 15 year old contacted you and said they were together but you werent to know? would you still believe him? knowing something was off with him lately as he never calls or txts or emails? when you first got together he would constantly call and just before you found out about the cheating he stops talking to you? when you ask him he says he has been really busy? so i ask would you believe him? Appart from the fact that if he did he would be done for statutory rape as in australia the age of consent changes from 16 to 18 yrs when the other party is 30 and over... would you still believe him if he said the

Our Raindrop Blanket
The miles between us are a nothing but a ruthless number A land separated in loss and misery The thought of you is always on my mind The rain falling from the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight seems as our only guide through this roller coaster of desire Though it is so hard to see through the dark clouds of despair Yet, this despair brings our comfort, our shield from sadness and heartache. Can despair bring such happiness? Can such despair bring two people longing for affection together? Indeed, it has The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm echoes our hearts The lightning not from the clouds, but from the blood pumping through our veins Feeling faint from the short breaths we take between kisses. Running my fingers through your warm, wet hair Getting tangled from the wind blowing from your back Pushing you closer into me, oh, ever so close The raindrops dance on our skin Ro

Characteristics Of The Zodiac Signs
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very en ergetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - The Daredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMEL

Jeff Hardy's Band Has New T-shirts!!!
That's right, Jeff Hardy, the wrestler. :D You can find me on their Myspace top friend's list. Order the new Girl Peroxwhy?gen shirt on their myspace site!!!!!!! We will be using American Apparel Shirts on these. If you are not sure what size you will need for these fitted T's... Check out this link: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.shirts The Shirts are gonna be black & will take 6 to 8 weeks from your order date for delivery...maybe sooner. These shirts are only in girl sizes do to all the requests. Shirts are $25 each for USA & $36 for INTERNATIONAL orders...Shipping included. (fitted girl T's cost more than a regular T) Thanks to all who have ordered, will order & have supported PWG! www.myspace.com/peroxwhygenrocksAlso Check out the new version of the Kaypo Song...It's called Reveal. There are also new pics up...more coming soon as well as a new song called Submission. Don't forget to check out the video we posted in the video section...or on

King Of Jabs Pavlik Wins In 7th Round
Early reaction from the deposed champion indicated there will be a rematch. ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — Over the past seven years, Kelly Pavlik has emerged as one of the best middleweights in boxing. On Saturday night, he emerged as the best. Using a flurry of punches in the middle of the seventh round, Pavlik backed up WBC middleweight champion Jermain Taylor in the corner and blasted him to the ground. With 2:14 left in the round, referee Steve Smoger halted the fight, making the South Sider the new WBC and WBO champion around midnight at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City. "I'm out of words," said Pavlik (32-0, 29 KOs), holding two belts. "It's huge. "Are we going to Disneyland now?" Taylor (27-1-1) knocked Pavlik down in the second round with a flurry of punches, just the second time in Pavlik's career he's been knocked down. "He hurt me," Pavlik admitted. "But I wasn't out. I knew what was around me. I was still shaky, but when I heard the 10-second bell,

Honour Lyrics
Passive fields. January two thousand and twelve. A nation that stands alone. Cold voices, faces pale, Gathered unto their judgement day. Such pride remains unbroken. Such words remain unspoken. Just mothers to stand in vain and cry. Tears and medals in the rain. Shall I recall when justice did prevail? No reason to be found why reason did fail. The all clear resounding. The way was clear to rebuild this land. Shall I call on you to guide me well, To see our hopes and dreams fulfilled? On this day of our ascension. Stand your ground this is what we are fighting for. For our spirit and laws and ways. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. For heaven or hell we shall not wait. Shall I think of honour as lies Or lament its aged and slow demise? Shall I stand as a total stranger On this day in this stone chamber? The all clear resounding. The way was clear to rebuild this land. Shall I call on you to guide me well. To see our hopes and dreams fulfilled. On th

Friends
so friday i asked a friend to call me and uh hes like ill call u saturday and he never called why in the hell do u say sumthing and know ur not going to follow through and THEN i took this FUCKING BITCH TO OZZFEST AND I SHARED MY HOTEL ROOM AND I TOOK HER TO AN AMUESMNET PARK AND I FED THAT BITCH AND UH SHE NEVER SAID TY AND TODAY I TEXTED HER RUTHIE "YOU WANNA GO TO THE MALL?" DARA (CUNT WHORE)"MAYBE" RUTHIE"WELL I KINDA NEED TO KNOW SOON" DARA (CUNT WHORE)"WELL IM WAITING ON A PHONE CALL" RUTHIE "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS PHONE CALL I CANT WAIT ALL DAY" DARA THE CUNT WHORE " I CANT GO MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME" RUTHIE "WHATEVER BYE" DARA "SORRY" RUTHIE " I DONT FUCKING CARE GO FUCK UR FUCK BUDDY! PEOPLE ARE A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME I DONT CARE IF IM A BITCH OR IF I HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR MY FRIENDS I THINK FRIENDS SHOULD COME FRIST BEFORE FUCKING ITS FUCKING 1 O'CLOCK WHO FUCKING FUCKS AT 1 O'CLOCK A FUCKING WHITE ASS SLUT STUPID CUNT SHES SOOO FUCKING STUPID SHE DOESNT SEE HO

Love Or Infatuation
Love or Infatuation? Infatuation is instant desire. It is one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows--one day at a time. Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered question, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream. Love is quiet understanding and the mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you--to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his presence, even when he is away. Miles do not separate you. You want him nearer. But near or far, you know he is yours and you can wait. Love is quiet understanding and the mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you--to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his presence, even when he is away. Miles do not sepa

Prayer:
My lord and Saviour Thank you for this day and every day , All your blessings are greatly valued; They are taken into my life ;they comfort me and console me . And add to my life each one. Lord as do my great friends and aquaintances also add to and enrich my life. Bless each one and love and show them ;thy will and grace for their lives also . Lead them to you to pray and to follow, where thy truth is at > Show them that thy love is forever and eternal thru You and that all will be answered, in their lives if they too ask you; If they Pray and beleive in their hearts that and know you are the truth ; way and the life, and are all they will ever need in their life . Take all troubles and woes and hurting souls to thee ;and give comfort to all in need; as I do ask this ;in thy name; O Lord Thank you I sing and give praise to you always. Amen! diana

Saying Goodbye
Time to say goodbye. I'm not ready, and it hurts so bad. You've loved me since... before i was born. You watched me grow, picked me up when i fell, and helped to heal all the hurts. Now pain consumes you, and its time for you... to let go. Close your eyes and let the peace come. I'm not ready, yet i know, from heaven you'll watch and protect me still. So through my tears I tell you its ok, just close your eyes and let go, and know i love you still, as you fly home with the angels. written 7-21-05 MFP 7 days before my uncle Ted passed

My Schedule (for My Reference)
Monday 10/01/07: 12am to 8am Tuesday 10/02/07: 12am to 8am Wednesday 10/03/07: OFF (WOOHOO) Thursday 10/04/07: 12am to 8am Friday 10/05/07: 12am to 8am Saturday 10/06/07: 12pm to 12am Sunday 10/07/07: 12pm to 12am Monday 10/08/07: 4pm to 12am Tuesday 10/09/07: OFF (WOOHOO) Wednesday 10/10/07: OFF (WOOHOO) Thursday 10/11/07: 12am to 8am

One Of A Kind!!!
I've got this feeling deep inside. But what it is I don't know. My vision starts to change. My mind gets filled with rage. I raise my fists up to the sky. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. And Now I feel like I'm alive. Don't know just how I got so low. These voices in my mind. Tell me it's killing time. It is a thrill I can't describe. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear that I see in the back of your mind. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leav

Knowing Your Stuff
I signed my last signature Gave back my name I'm done with paper Turned in my credit cards Checkbook Library card Driver's license Poetic license, The whole deal. I went through the government files, Blotting out all references to me. Abandoned my car Traded my kilt for a pair of baggy pants My cell phone for a battered sax. I kept the beret. 'Cause now I'm a jazz musician. That's all I want to be. People will say "Hey did you see the latest political scandal?" And I'll blow out the most outrageous jazz. *Doot Doot Doot* And they'll say "Wow, you really know your stuff." Lovers will walk by holding hands And I'll blow the most outrageous jazz *Doot Doot Doot* And the lovers will kiss, then look at me and say "Wow, you really know your stuff." And my days will be filled with *Doot Doot Doot* And the next generation of beatniks Will flock to me for understanding And I'll blow the most outrageous jazz *Doot Doot Doot* And the beatniks will feel enlightened, T

Come Check Out Rednecks Bar Were Nessa Will Rock The Air Waves
CHECK OUT THE BEST REDNECK LOUNGE ON FUBAR... IT'S NEW AND GROWING COME CHECK IT OUT... JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT TAKES YOU THEIR.... (repost of original by 'SexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ Dj Crazy Juggalo% (repost of original by 'Kinky Lil Rebel Head Bartender @ Rednecks Bar' on '2007-10-01 17:28:58') (repost of original by 'SexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ Dj Crazy Juggalo's Fubar Wifey * Owner Of Rednecks Bar *' on '2007-10-01 17:39:34') (repost of original by 'Kinky Lil Rebel Head Bartender @ Rednecks Bar' on '2007-10-01 17:44:16') (repost of original by 'SexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ Dj Crazy Juggalo's Fubar Wifey * Owner Of Rednecks Bar *' on '2007-10-01 17:59:00') (repost of

Lust At First Sight
Is this lust at first sight - Do you feel that we might Get it together? Are you looking at me - Ask if I'm free For the evening? I see in your eyes- You want the paradise I can give you But how will we feel When dawn breaks the steel grey dark of the night? Will you look at me- Ask if I'm free for a lifetime? Or will we walk away- To our lives, dull and grey And remember...?

Romans 8 ; Verse 1 -
1 ; There is therefore no condemnation in to them which are in Christ Jesus who walk not ater the flesh,,but after the spirit , 2 ; For the law of the spirit of life, in Jesus Christ hath made me free from the law of sin and death. 3 ;For what the law could not do, in that it was weak thrugh the flesh, God sending his own Son, in the likness of sinful flesh,and for sin, comdemned sin in the flesh, but after the spirit. 4 ;That the rightness of the law might be fufilled in us, in us, who walk not after the flesh , but after the spirit. 5 ; For they that are after the flesh, do mind the things of the flesh, But they that are after the spirit , the things of the spirit. 6; for to be carnnally minded is death , but to be spiritually minded is life and pease. Amen !!!! Amen!!! Amen!!!! HUgs

Searching
My existance unknown my mind unknowing my breath for granted my life forsaken My eyes are confused my eyes are tempted I'm searching for something unkown I'm searching for something better I'm searching for myself I'm searching for who I am I'm searching for something unfound

Cibc Economist: $100 Oil By End Of '08
CIBC Economist: $100 Oil by End of '08 Tuesday October 2, 4:29 pm ET Expert: Oil Prices Set to Hit $100 by End of '08, and Will Likely Stay at Triple-Digit Level NEW YORK (AP) -- Oil prices could top $100 a barrel by the end of next year and remain above that point for years to come, the chief economist of Canadian investment bank CIBC World Markets said Tuesday. Jeffrey Rubin said rising demand within oil-rich nations such as Mexico, Venezuela and Saudi Arabia will put pressure on global oil prices in the coming years. That, combined with the increased cost of pulling petroleum from reserves deep under the sea or wringing it out of oil sands in Canada, will keep oil prices high even if demand in the Western world remains constant. "We're in a world of triple digit oil prices for the foreseeable future," Rubin said during a speech to investors here. Rubin said oil exports from OPEC countries, Russia and Mexico will likely decline by about 3 million barrels per day

How Far Along?
I am 12 weeks and 5 days...I am due on April 10th 2008 and I am so elated! Ryan just about cried in the room when we saw the baby turn over. He is a much better man now...I am the happiest I have ever been in my life!

Cocker Spaniel In Saint George By Raphael Sanzio (or Raffaello)
Is it just me, or does the dragon depicted in the portrait at my Stash, Saint George by Raphael Sanzio (or Raffaello), resemble a Cocker Spaniel? o.O Honestly, every time I look at the pic, I could almost swear that dragon has the head of a Cocker Spaniel! I keep thinking of a dog my sister had years ago...Missie, who happened to be a Cocker Spaniel. -_-; Is it just my eyes playing tricks on me?

Erased
I used to be a poem, to bring a smile to your life. I used to be a blanket, to keep you warm throughout the night. I used to be a teacher, to guide you on your way. I used to be a soldier, to protect you through the day. I no longer am a soldier, my rank and title gone. I can no longer keep you safe, or protect your little home. I cannot lead your son to be, the man he will become. As a soldier I found purpose, but now I find there, none. I no longer am a teacher, it's not my job to guide. My lessons all forgotten, cast upon the tide. My humble school was boarded up, of this there is no doubt. For I went to teach a class one day, and found, I was locked out. I no longer am a blanket, there's no warmth in me tonight. I cannot be a cover, to shield you from the light. I've been turned into a useless pile, of rags upon the floor. It happened on the day you said. . ."I care for you no more." You ran from me without a word, I guess you couldn't face me. And I didn't

Ex's & Ho's
eX’s & hO’s Dedicated to all the ex’s we hate, The same ungrateful bastards that continue to make us irate Continually talking shit, tryin to flip the script, Constantly revisiting all the dumb shit we ever did. The same fuckin bitch that tell you those three little words The same fuckin bitch who sleeps around just for the yearn The same fuckin bitch who fuck you and give you the burn The same fuckin bitch who you can’t get rid of like a germ Lies and constant fights day in and day out When half the time they don’t even know what the fuck their talking about An “I hate you”, but “I love you,” “I really miss you,” then “Fuck you!” All of the “I misunderstood you”’s, and the “How the hell could you?”’s Bitter about the thousand calls, or not having any at all, Bitter about the double standards and the shopping sprees at the mall She goes out to lunch with and Ex boyfriend named “Paul,” But she still get pissed at you for having other women giving you a call. Trying t

Living In A Land Of What If's...
i wanted you but i was too scared to let it happen so you left to texas where my ex is. i was trapped but now i find myself slapped in the face tasteless a bit knowing how i just wasted it. if i could turn back time Cher wouldn't be caring i don't need a sonny i have a son to share with...i wouldn't dare it. i abandoned you when i needed you more more sure than i was before since then it's been constant torture and hell that i've endured you don't know the half while you sit back laughing i'm needing someone to hold my hand and let me back in. not in a panic and loves no picnic how quickly you let it diminish and finish. i want you back but there's no way now,no way how i'm by myself still looking for a way out. today i would have bought you flowers and i'm excited about Christmas gifts that i shouldn't have bought i'm sending but i doubt you'll ever get them. no box big enough for my heart to fit in but if i sent it you would return it,when i want to return to the beginning

Lol No Really , I"m Fine!
F - fkd up I - insecure N - neurotic E - emotional and I'm a BITCH too B - beautiful I - intelligent T - talented C - charming H - hugable oh and don't forget, I'm also a WOMAN W - wonderful O - optimistic M - mesmerizing A - attentive N - nurturing

Strange Sex Laws
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!) 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) 4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!) 5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere el

Scammer On Fubar Beware!
This Person Added Me On Yahoo Today Posing As A Model Saying Shes From Pa Now In Africa. Seems Weird To Me And She Or It Has A Profile On Here Also Please Be Careful. Thats All They Want Is Money! The Person Cant Even Type Right. joy@ fubar

Tips From The Redneck Book Of Manners
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dining Out 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. Entertaining In Your Home 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN tr

Thirteenth Quiz
Your Psyche is Blue You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you. By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go. While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side. When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding What Color Is Your Psyche?

How To Make Your Life Easier
How to Make Your Life Easier Ever get fed up with life and want to change it? But you don’t know how right? Well let me tell you something, if you follow these simple steps I can help you turn everything around just for you. Step One: Skip work. Simple yet productive. Work is a real drag and can sometimes out you in a foul mood. When take a day off without being sick you may feel a minor twinge of guilt. Don’t worry it’s a small side effect. No reason to go running to your boss and tell them you have lied. Just chill and breathe, once the guilt is gone, do whatever you want when you want. This is called “freedom”. Tip: When skipping work it’s a good idea not to drive pass or go into your place of employment at any circumstances. Step Two: Make rude hand gestures to anyone who upsets you while driving. Honk the horn a couple times and call them every name in the book. It may seem childish or immature but this is what I like to call “releasing the drivers demons”. A great

Silly Little Grammar Lesson
A friend and I were discussing commonly misspelled words. It isn't meant to pick on anybody or make fun of them. I think there are a lot of people who just don't know. So we compiled a list. Some of these we know people do it on purpose...it just gets on our nerves. lol Feel free to add anything you'd like. Since not sence. Sense also but that's for the 5 senses..taste, smell, hearing, seeing and touching. Tomorrow not tomarrow. Freedom not freadom. There's something called an apostrophe. It looks like this.. ' please try using it once in awhile. Words like you're, can't, don't, and won't. You're not ur or your is you are saying you are. I know it's slang but it's one that gets on our nerves lol Their, there and they're are used in the wrong ways all of the time also. They're is they are. They're going to come over and see me soon. Their is used like this.. My breasts had minds of their own. lol There...well, you should know by now. I got it from over the

What Do They Know
What Do They Know I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried. When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw him just today and his smile is still the same. He looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if he remembers me, It hasn't been that long. He may

Sorry I Missed You.
I logged in around 11 and I had many visits to my profile along with rates, comments, etc. I could not get anything to load since I am on dialup, so I logged off. I am back in and fu said I have no alerts, which is bogus. I am sorry to all those that responded to my blast and I did not return the favor. I would have if fu had not erased my alerts.

The Adventures Of A Dog Hungry Monster
The adventures of a dog hungry monster. The lab was quite filled with so many parts enough bloody pieces to fill several carts I had hacked and severed about a dozen heads of innocent men who had layed in their beds I sewed and I stitched with a grim delight far passed dinner and well into the night Morning came with an unwelcome speed As I wiped the ears that had begun to bleed When, at almost quarter of nine Someone commited a terrible crime It was at this time that my phone would ring By a person who offered to bring Me savings if I would simply refinance My castle and dungeon and give them a chance To explain how I may consolidate All Those credit debts that I did so hate Or maybe, if time would just allow They could simply explain to me how I could read up on this little cozy time share that had been treated with tender loving care I tried to say that this wasn't a good time But nothing I said would get them off

From Out Of Left Field
From out of Left Field Category: Blogging Madman rants are the topic for this Random Blog.... Were all over the board with this one, so see if you can keep up. and for gods sake people, if you have a comment, leave it. What a week, Radio Shack seems to hate me, might have something to do with my bitching. I'm all about Quality these days... and clipboards are nice too. I once thought that "National Lampoons Last resort" was the worst film ever made, till today when I saw "Lets go to Prison" I'm Sorry Will Arnett. $1.36 is postage due. I have a smile on my face when I say this, I became Jeremy, Will & Brian's Halo 3 Bitch the other day. as Jeremy would say, I know my role. trust me this is funny. have you picked up the new Kanye West CD? do yourself a favor and go get it today. The man called Jayne, is hanging out with a guy named Chuck now. its not too bad... what is bad however, is the new Caveman show. 30 second Geico Commercials are funny

Rips
ok im setting up a folder of things that can be ripped...it will be slow....im adding some msu stuff that i was asked for and im looking for dragons....this will be a community file if you have something im looking for send me mail statingt it..... do not rip from any file but the one marked free for rip...

Jim's Bio #2 (bio By: Donald Greyfield)
Birth: Dec. 8, 1943 Death: Jul. 3, 1971 Singer, Songwriter. Born in Melbourne, Florida, the son of a naval officer, he adopted a bohemian lifestyle in California while attending UCLA while literally homeless, sleeping in any convenient place handy, friends couches, rooftops, in cars and under the pier at Venice Beach. A voracious reader of books, he started a rock band with fellow student Ray Manzarek after he graduated. They quickly found two more members, Robby Krieger and John Densmore. Dubbed with the name "The Doors" it quickly found fame in the Rock and Roll music world with their music constantly topping the music charts. Jim Morrison developed a unique singing voice and became the lead singer of the group. His life style leaned on mysticism while engaging in drugs, alcohol and bizarre behavior leading to many legal confrontations with the law. He grew tired of his fame and sought anonymity in Paris with his long time girlfriend Pamela Courson. They lived in various exp

Survey...bored At Work...
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? To verbally call me baby...no one in a long damn time 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? depends...lol 3. If you got the chance to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Hell yea lol 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? Yes and boy was that fucked up 5. Do you play Sudoku? No 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Hellz No 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would grab? my purse and car keys 19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Michael and Kandi 20. Who do you text the most? Sir Daddy...but I havent text him in a long ass time... 21. Who do you like? Hmmm...Michael and Kandi 22. What color are your eyes blue 23. How tall are you? 5'4 25. Do you like your parents? LOL Fuck no...Michael got to experience my "mom" experience 26. Do you secretly like someone? Not a secret, I have nothing to hide

Talking In My Sleep Again!
My daughter was telling me that she came into my bedroom [while I was napping] to tell me that she and her dad were going shopping and ask if I wanted to go. She said I just said, "I want Skeeter's!" then went back to sleep. She came in a second time and asked and I said, "I'm doing the checkbook!" then she came a third time to tell me that they were leaving and I said, "I'm going on a safari!" and she said, "Okay, that's good, Mom! We're leaving now. Bye." Then she hollered to her dad, "Now Mom says she's going on a safari!" and she told me her Dad said, "That's nice. Get in the car and let's go." I don't remember any of this. I just remember waking up to an empty house and wondering where everybody went. When she told me what I said, I couldn't quit laughing. Believe it or not, the part I found the funniest was, "I want Skeeter's!" because Skeeter's is a kid-friendly restaurant that I'm not fond of at all. It serves burgers and other short-order meals. The tables are covered with

I Have No Need!
As sure as I am standing here now Let no man get in my way Upon this very day Let no person rain on my day! For this is what I have to say! I let these people push me around And call me names For what I ask? Still no clear on that fact But this is how they must be treated In the same fashion that they act! Some people act like children for number of reasons and the most important one is that they parents haven't taught them right from wrong, they haven't been taught how to respect others! These same people went through school picking on kids that really wasn't quite a class A group! Bullies of the yard more than less! You take and take But yet you still seem so fucking fake! As you continue on I dream of the day you take a flying leap off a fucking cliff Or maybe drown in a fucking lake Because frankly I just don't fucking care!

Tasty Treats.......
Taste is a vivid sense, the way your mouth takes over your mind as a flavor spreads over your tongue. A sweet flavor moves down inside you and resonates through your body, echoes pleasantly on your nerves. The mouth is sensual; lips and tongue soft, warm, and wet. Your mouth is sensuous. Those gentle pink lips line the gateway to your breath. Your nimble tongue hints and teases in the warm darkness. I watch you speak and relish the feel of your kiss. Nothing tastes better than you, that natural flavor, the taste of your essence. No artificial concoction can rival your sweetness, but it can be complimented; it can be intensified. So let's play with flavor; let's dabble in sweet tastes. I want to eat of you completely; I want to put my tongue on every inch of your body and taste everything. I want to blend you with an array of flavors and make a delicious feast.

Daddy
To all who enjoys poems from the heart Daddy, hear my cry, hear my plea, look down and have favor over me. Please make my body to work right, and my daily to not be such a fight. Daddy, make my legs to walk, oh please, my voice to talk, and my eyes to see. The strength to sit up all by myself, and education to be my only needed help. My mouth to eat, and my throat to swallow, and my heart will always remind me to follow- to follow you through my days, no matter what may come my way. Thank you Daddy, for loving me so much, that I’m reminded of it with just your touch. Thank you Daddy, for my family, who takes care of me, and for guiding us through all eternity. LSR 9 May 1997 Author’s Comments: “This is what I felt the Lord told me to put into words for Justin.” Copyright © 2005

Just Not My Self This Day> Bear With Me Thru Another Blah Mood.hugs
women do have them . Moods and they are up and down moods at times. hugs all. Good Morning to All; God bless you all, today and thank you o Lord for this day. Amen!!!

Random Q&a
5 Things you can do with a brick: 1. Paperweight 2. Doorstop 3. Bookend 4. "pet" brick (hey, people do it with rocks) 5. Knock someone the hell out lol I want to learn how to: play guitar If you had to be stranded on a desert island with an infamous criminal (dead or alive) who would it be? Martha Stewart (haha) Barney the purple dinosaur vs a velociraptor... who would win? Barney of course... he'd annoy the poor raptor to death with his singing! How do you throw away a garbage can? In our neighbourhood? Leave it outside for a little while, someone will take it lol If President Bush was a type of food, what food would he be? Is syrup of ipecac a food? Favorite kind of apples: Macintosh Christmas is: an excuse for stores to change their decor Random "me" fact: I sing at random moments, even in public lol Current job: caregiver to an autistic child Kinky things you like: Handcuffs, biting, hair pulling, spanking... (yeah I'm a bit of a freak) Things I find lovely: fl

Dj's
I'AM DJ, JAY WHAT IT DO GUY IN LADIES IAM IN THE DALLAS AREA DO YOU NEED DJ. IF DO INTOUCHJAM'S WE JAMING THAT HIP HOP THAT OLD R&B IN NEW AND SLOW JAM IN /LET US KNOW WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR AT JAY7779311@yahoo.com or myspace.com/jayontheonesintwos hit me up do stop get it get it. MY LADIES MY friend CHECK OUT MYSPACE.COM/jayontheonesintwos

What Lies In Store...
Well...its Friday again. Weekends always bother me for some reason. I guess its because the friends I chat with on almost a daily basis are gone until Monday. Not all, but a few. Sad to say most of my socialization is done online anymore. All of my friends are busy with their families to go out with me. My husband works to damn much and then on weekends he plays music so that leaves me at home and alone with 3 kids. :-( Dont get me wrong...I adore my kids, but I need more Mommy time. *sigh Oh well...Im done complaining....for now. LOL

Gemini1
Gemini! About Your Sign... Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower. To them life is a game which must always be full of fresh moves and continuous entertainment, free of labor and routine. Changing horses in the middle of the stream is another small quirk i

Oil Wrestling
hey everyone in the shreveport bossier area come hang out with me and my friends at the new RWB Night Life and event center for oil wrestling tonight and an indoor rodeo. sign up for the wrestling starts at 9 cometion is at 10. the indoor rodeo goes once a night for a $50 bar tab if u can outlast me on the mechanical bull. also eric churh will be there on the 11th of this month and jason boland will be performing on the 3rd of nov. tickets for eric are on sale now for 15 in advance and 20 at the door and the tickets for the nov show will go on sale towards the end of the month. i look forward to seeing all of u in the area tonight and every thursday thru fiday from 7 till 2. we are also the only night club in the area that is 18 and up.

Penguins-hurricanes Preview
Penguins-Hurricanes Preview / Associated Press Posted: 23 hours ago After a surprising turnaround last season, the young and talented Pittsburgh Penguins enter 2007-08 with very high expectations. The Penguins hope to pick up where they left off as they open their season on the road Friday against the Carolina Hurricanes. Pittsburgh made the fourth-biggest improvement in NHL history last season, going 47-24-11 after recording just 22 wins in 2005-06. The Penguins advanced to the playoffs before losing in five games to eventual Eastern Conference champion Ottawa in the first round. Now, the team is being mentioned as a legitimate Stanley Cup contender for this season. "I think all the elements are in place," forward Maxime Talbot said. "For sure it's a long season, you never know what's going to happen, but I'm sure we've got the personnel and skill to win and that's exciting." Still, the Penguins are a young team. Sidney Crosby is the reigning NHL MVP, defending lea

More Than A Memory
People say she's only in my head Gonna take time but I'll forget Say I need to get on with my life What they don't realize Is when you're dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone Driving cross town just to see if she's home Waking a friend in the dead of the night just to hear him say it'll be alright When you're finding things to do not to fall asleep Know she will be there in your dreams that's when she's more than a memory took a match to everything she ever wrote watched her words go up in smoke tore all her pictures off the wall that aint helping me at all 'Cause when you're talking out loud when nobody's there you look like hell and you just don't care you're drinking more than you ever drank and sinking down lower than you ever sank then you find yourself falling on your knees praying to god, begging "please" that's when she's more than a memory People say she's only in my head Gonna take time but I'll forget but when she's in every minute

Trip-y!
I will be out of town until Monday the 15th. Please do not Yahoo me until then, someone else will be on my work computer besides myself. If you know how to get in touch with me another way (u know who u r) then I'll talk to you soon. Hope everyone has a lovely week! Please go to this page: (copy & paste into your address bar) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=544567&albumid=251509&i=761918534 and leave some love for my bud Vandal570 for me he needs points! XOXO, Bunny

If Some One Truly Is Broke; They Can Do This To Get Pay $35.00 Daily>>>> Daily
There are some towns that have Blood banks; They pay you $35.00 dollars a pt. for your blood .All you have to do is answer a question and answer sheet , fill out for their a files , get your glands felt by a Dr. If all is ok, then your seen after about an hour. and they draw your blood . It takes about 3 hrs total to do the wait , answer sheet and blood draw and gland check. So this might help some with a few dollars to buy food or other . Good luck. Look in your local directory or call first a call for help ask for a blood bank that pays you a fee. hugs all diana

Hearing History. Why I Search.
I walk thru the trees the brush and the rocks. Looking for a part of life that people think has stopped. But it's always right in front of us if people would only see, even tho they're gone, we can learn things from history. I walk for hours looking for one small thing, that would lift histories voice and let the people sing. Sing of a time when life was really tough, you worked morning till night. and it still wasn't enough. I search for the people of a mining town, that sits atop a mountain, waiting to be found. In anticipation I search hours on end to find something from history, That would lead me to what might have been a friend, If I would have lived, before their life did end. But listen carefully as you go around, history is all around you waiting to be found. I want to know them, these long lost friends. I want to hear their voice telling me stories without end. Of life and times of another year, that was lived and gone before I got here. Silence,,,No,, What I hear are

My Love
All that is true, you breathe out of me Questioned feelings, buried so deep. Your lips on my skin, explodes like fire on me My inhibitions forgotten In the warmth of your feel. Words that breeze softly, In the heat of my loins, Passion devours me like lightning When our bodies finally join.

Love Dem' Asians!
Man since i been playing with asians since i was 4 i knew i love them , coming from a mexican background.But even tho through out my school , jr, high school years i never went out or really talked 2 any due 2 shyness, i always been da ''quiet one''. Since after high when i got my first job, maybe one year and half i met one of my good friends that happen 2 be with a philippina aka pinay' ..even tho at that time i was still single i was a little jealous about my friend but still happy for him coz he had a asian chick!... long story short hes still with her and i hope da best 4 dem etc....my point is that i really love asian girls, my dream is 2 marry one and have a family with, but if not i know i at least i tried!! =0

What About Me?
Do you remember me, I remember you, You gave me something special, I never want to forget, But, It seems like you lost me, From above and beyond, Did you forget me, Did you leave me, I'm here crying for you, But, Where are you, Come recsue me, I cry for help, But, Your nowhere to be found, What happen, Did you, Did you, Forget about me, I ask myself, What about me? Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres

Letting Go
Hey look I'm actually posting a blog. HAHA This to me sounds like a "Law of Allowing." (...means dropping all judgments and all emotional attachments to what others are, have, or do). An on-going task in my life that consumes me day and night. For reasons that are just - test of faith. I always say things happen and people come into our lives for a reason. But there is always that justifiable skepticism when past events warrent protecting what is most held close. You're probably saying to yourself, "What is this man talking about?" Well know that I won't give answers or too much detail especially on a public blog. Just know that everyone is kept at arms length, until I am convinced otherwise. To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness,

This Could Be Interesting
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

My Daughters Birthday
Well i guess i'll begin by saying that i have never written a blog and don't really know what to put in one. I do know that it's a good place to vent your aggression. Well that's a damn good thing cause if i didn't vent here i'd probably do something really drastic!!! I HATE MY EX/BABY MOMMA!!!!! She is by far the most fucked up individual in this world. October 5th (yesterday) was my beautiful daughters first birthday. Well i was not able to see my daughter due to the fact that my ex now lives with my mom and has decided to lie and use my daughter to manipulate my mom into thinking that i am a horrible father. Maybe i should back up about 10 months ago and explain how this all came to be. My daughter was born October 5th,2006. Let me tell you, all that shit your parents tell you about how your life will change when that happens? Well they are right! When i saw my baby come into this world i fell in love. Now this love isn't the type of romantic soft and cuddl

Myself
A fortress built on my will, The walls when touched, Your hands feel icy and cold. My enemies, They create flames in my eyes, Once I am in their presence. A displeasing taste, Dwells in my mouth. Knowing that I have done no wrong Yet, I cannot face these fears. The world can no longer, Provide its warmth, The heat and filled joy That I had during my youth. Must be reclusive, Can’t let them in, Can’t pass this anger, This feeling of anxiety. For these thoughts, Constantly burn and Linger in my mind Time knows the minute I will open These gates made by steel, At last, will the fortress be destroyed. I will finally be able to, Set myself free from this cell, This place of self-hate and torture; And become myself again.

Some Great Commentary
I lively chat room debate amongst several very successful friends of mine. . these comments from my very good friend Jim Faustini. It would appear that the flag has a different meaning to you then it does to me. That would end it but for the fact that you are defending a democrat and your motives become suspect. You immediately had to bring republicans into the fray in order to justify Obama which shows the weakness in your position. It is a pure cry of desperation on your part. I understand that it is very difficult to be a member of either party right now. Neither party has a great candidate and your party is really in trouble because of their support for Hillary. So, I would venture a guess that if the story was about a republican who won't wear a pin, you'd be all over the unpatriotic son-of-a-bitch. Do I wear my mini medals? No. Why? Because they mean something that is important only to me. They have nothing to do with being a patriot or showing support for our countr

Jive
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. Together: Col' got to be! Yo! Subtitle: HOW TR

I Just Can't Keep It In.
I felt like dying. I felt closer to death than any other moment before. I could see the sudden flashbacks of my sister almost falling off a cliff into rocks. Closer to death as if he stood over me, as if he stood among us waiting for his moment. As if he reached in and yanked out my soul and crushed it before my eyes. It was as though I died yesterday. I felt the energy slip through my fingertips and drain my body lifeless. Life ceased for a few moments as I processed what was happening. It couldn't be happening, could it? This really couldn't be going on, could it? Why me, why now? I've thought about this constantly for the past year. . .Yet now that it's here I've never felt so unprepared. So scared. I smacked her hard. My hand was numb, and I felt as though my lungs caved in. But I still yelled, I told her to knock it off and put the knife away. She held it at her left wrist, just standing there. As if she was waiting for us to leave before she did anything. I couldn't believ

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

A Start!!
I'M HERE WITH A NEW NAME NEW START I WANT TO BE HAPPY I HAVENT ANYTHING TO OFFER AND I AM BROKEN AND BEATIN IM NOT A HAPPT PERSON ANY LONGER AND I HAVE KNOW BEST FRIEND ANY LONGER PEOPLE USE PEOPLE AND I DONT WANT IT ANYLONGER!!

Yet Another Car Accident!!!
YUP, STORY OF MY LIFE..THAT MAKES 8 CAR ACCIDENTS FOR ME..FUCK..FUCK....THANK GOD IT WASN'T MY HUMMER..BUT STILL GOT PRETTY BANGED UP..I CAN NOT STAND PPL WHO PULL OUT OF NOWHERE ...JESUS...ITS A GOOD THINK I LIKE WATCHING NASCAR ....CUZ IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE FOR ME..BUT I SWERVED OUT OF THAT ONE GOOD..CAR IS TOAST..BUT THANKGOD I AM OKAY AS WELL AS MY DAUGHTER...BUT SHIT I AM SO SICK OF PPL IN A RUSH..AND PPL THAT PULL OUT OF NOWHERE..WHAT ABOUT U GUYS...ANYWHO...DRIVE SAFE AND WATCH OUT FOR THE BASTARDS THAT ARE IN A HURRY..PEACE JESSE

To Fall / Fall In Love>>> A Poem By Diana
We fall, we are lifted up .We go again though it be ruff. Its so lonly at times but, We must get up and move on . It is the way of things to be , Till You fall for someone like me . Then Its difficult to see , im a creature of nature and wanting to be.. touched , loved and held , and in Your arms till then. One day it will be and then Ill feel so wanted and needed, and have a purpose too.. For you see and know that it was you all along , that I was waiting on. Someone,s arms to open up and let me fall //fall in love. hugs all ...Diana

Nsfw??
Ok so I'm totally confused!! And a slightly irritated.. I'm not a prude by any means, but I'm definitely not an exhibitionist!! So when I post picturs of either myself, my bestfriend or artwork that I appreciate, it's in good taste. I see some of the comments left on other's pages and some of those left on mine and I'm wondering WTF??? Why is my stuff being flagged? Good gravy!! None of the stuff I have is in a public place... except of course my comments... my friends can see my pics... heck I even made a folder for my pics marked NSFW... just to be safe... at this point all I got to say is what the hell ever!! Ok that's my rant for the day! Thanks for letting me vent:)

Orange Outfitts
im going on a little vaction most know but if not ill be away a month.can write me at 1804 opportunity ave chambersburg pa 17201 (chad mckenrick)save me from the madnesss of sleepin all day nothing to do.hell ill take hate mail to lol

Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?

Story Of My Life
Lay your head on my shoulder Everything is gonna be alright Baby don't you cry Baby don't you worry 'bout a thing I see a rainbow at the end It's gonna be alright So many problems around me Dammit won't they just go away Every night I pray, yeah Lord won't you come my way Won't you come and rescue me Help me see the light What do you do when your water runs dry When your greens and your blues turn to black and white It's the story of my life When the fires get out, can you turn 'em off Can you turn 'em off I've tried so hard to make it Tried to do the best I could Tried to do some good,yea Like the people that I could Like my family if you would Trying to live a better life Fake friends always around me Trying to be up in my scoop Acting like they're cool, yea They don't know that I ain't blind So stop trying to waste my time And go on with your bull, yeah What do you do when your water runs dry When your greens and your blues turn to black and white

Numb
I used to feel My heart used to beat But know the ache Is all i meet A gentle thrum Inside my heart Is now a bang That shreds me apart Instead of feeling alive I feel dead inside and out instead So numb A breath is forgotten So numb I can' even move No emotions No train of thought in my mind just me and this horrible silence

Red Hair Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redheadlet's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? She unties you A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My

Wtf?!
Ok so i have to relate an incedent that occured this past weekend. I was walking in downtown Cleveland and i approached a group of negrids standing around doing whatever it is that they do. Of course being a person who looks different from most im confronted with questions on a frequent basis, the most common qustion being " Did those hurt?" well this little one took the cake and it will go into the archives of the DUMBEST question ive been asked this year, probably in my lifetime....." Is you face pierced?"....For those of you a little slow i'll say it again " Is your face pierced?" And ladies and gentlemen these people are our future leaders, makes you shudder in fear doesnt it? Not to disappoint in true Q fashion my response was "The fuck does it look like"........just thought id share

Are You A Vampire?
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things. It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it. However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle. There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul. What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires Could You Be a Vampire?

I Do Feel
I feel your hands in my hair. I feel your breath on my neck. I feel your body pressed so close to mine. I feel your lips on my throat. I feel your hands move to my back and your lips work their way up to mine. I feel you and I love it. I hear you say you love me. I hear you whisper my name. I hear you tell me I'm the only one for you. I hear your breath in my ear. I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep. I hear you and I love it. I see you as I run into your arms. I see your face break through my world of darkness. I see you fight away my fears. I see you wipe away my tears. I see you're in love with me. I see you and I love it. I taste your lips. I taste your tongue. I taste your throat as I kiss it. I taste your love. I taste your passion. I taste you and I love it. I smell your cologne as I hold you. I smell your shampoo as I hug you. I smell your toothpaste as I kiss you. I smell your excitement as you cuddle me. I smell the smell I've been waiting so l

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little

Prayers Today >
This is a blessed day that the Lord has Given to thee. May we use it and treat it in the Spirit it was given in> To show love do great and good things with and for all. May we try to back way from destruction of God,s earth, And People on and in this Universe. May we always ask In God,s Name, for our needs , May we be humble when asking Him for what we need or ask for . May we not be shelfish or hateful or bitter toward another .May we have patience and love and kindness in our soul,s. May we put God first foremost in our lives , May we walk in His faith doing and showing love to all.No matter how hard it is to do , may we try our best in the name Of The Lord . Loving all others as He ;Jesus Christ ,did this for us , He gave us a new Commandant ; to love one another as I Have loved you love , show others love also. O My Lord Time be short, Allehelluia!! , Yet some still can,t see , May you watch over all and know all . May you bless those thru love and grace and Your h

Dork Thing I Did Today! ( Yea, Just One Of Them ,there's Too Many To Post Each Day! Lol )
LOL Ok, partied this past Sat. night and got extremely drunk, but hey , it was a hellova time! lol Anyhow, knew I had my cell phone w/ me when I got home, even used it last night! BUT, (now here's where the reallll dorkiness comes in lol ) .....today, I'm wondering where the hell it is, can't find it....... I grab my OTHER cell phone and call my 'first' cell phone # to see if maybe it's in the house some place I haven't looked yet,right? lol....... no ring heard! < eeek oh nooo > wondering wtf I did with it, thinkin "did I leave it at Nicole's place?!" , "nah, I had that damn thing just like yesterday hmmm" , , decides I better call again n leave a message "just in case" lol So, did that,(LEAVING MSG "hello, this is Rose and that's my phone don't know how or where I lost or left it but if you could, please give me a call at _ _ _ _ _ _ _ " lol ..... still didn't hear the thing ring or nuttin......... called the ex, asked him if he knew what I did with it ....... he says check th

Hillary Clinton
I just want to get comments on the topic of the canidates for presidency do you think if hillary clinton became president she should have sex in the oval office from an intern just to get even with bill

Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'm A Margarita????
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Every Mother's Dream
I was talking to my 14 yr old daughter tonight and she told me to go to My Space and read her heroes section. I did and it's all about me. She says I'm her hero even though I'm not there with her. It almost made me cry. Everybody wants to be their little girls hero. It really touches me that she would write such wonderful things about me.I'd give anything to go back and change my life and not get sick so my kids would still be with me. I love my kids more than life itself and it makes me feel good to be so important in their lives!!!

We'll Hello All U Fu's
Farkenoath here hope to meet lots of new friends here be they straight horny Bi or transsexual i don't care just want to build up a wonderfull community here with new friends from all over the world

After I Find Work She Still Won't Cooperate And Put The Kids First...
Ok so for two years I have had to endure changing due to my Ex's work schedule due to things like "daycare issues" etc. Now that I need a change she has refused to give up any Saturday evenings in order to allow when I am able to make it the 100 mile trip one way. All because she doesn't want to sacrifice her new social life. Not even for the sake of the kids. She is posting that I am tormenting her on her myspace page. All I mentioned was that everytime she had one of those issues of which just in 2005 there were about 8 of them. When those changes were made they were all at the last minute and I had to adjust when I could come to fit into the rest of her schedule of events. Now she needs to adapt for me and is not willing to do this for the kids. The only way she will agree to move a day ahead is if I will show up between 1pm to 5pm. That's right I only get 4 hours with my kids while she is present. I get a total of 8-12 hours a month depending on how the month is.

Slipped Away By Avril Lavigne
Na na, na na na, na na I miss you, miss you so bad I don't forget you, oh it's so sad I hope you can hear me I remember it clearly The day you slipped away Was the day I found it won't be the same Ooooh Na na na na na na na I didn't get around to kiss you Goodbye on the hand I wish that I could see you again I know that I can't Oooooh I hope you can hear me cause I remember it clearly The day you slipped away Was the day I found it won't be the same Ooooh I had my wake up Won't you wake up I keep asking why And I can't take it It wasn't fake It happened, you passed by Now you are gone, now you are gone There you go, there you go Somewhere I can't bring you back Now you are gone, now you are gone There you go, there you go, Somewhere your not coming back The day you slipped away Was the day i found it won't be the same noo.. The day you slipped away Was the day that i found it won't be the same oooh... Na na, na na na, na na I miss yo

Leave Me Alone...thanks
Thats right...I am not wishing to talk, chat, what have you. I am pissed, sexually frustrated, and a few other things! People just want to piss me off today. So I am just gonna have a day where I just fucking dont exist. Not accepting phone calls either since I unplugged them and my cell phone is turned off. So leave this bitch alone for 1 day until she can get back to her self...some time.

Fubarians Rock Lol..check It
THANK U 2 EVERYONE WHO RATED MY STUFF I HAVE HERE I HAVE BEEN ON FU-GEE FOR 3 MONTHS N I LOOK 2DAY N IM A FUBAR PIMP YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TY SO MUCH 2 ALL THAT MADE THAT POSSIBLE I LOVE U ALL LOVE TESS

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First a gentle flicker then the flame begins to move Darkened shadows lurking in the corners of the room As the light gets slightly brighter The shadows start to dance Light entwined with darkness Seem like lovers at first glance, Across the floors and ceilings, The lovers now do play, For this is there only chance, In the failing light of day. But the dancers seem to tire, As the flame begins to fail, But they'll meet again tomorrow, In another romantic tale.

Grand Good Bye Poem
GRAND GOOD BYE NO MORE DRAMA NO MORE HATE NO MORE EMPTY PROMISES NO MORE LIES FORGET ME FORGIVE ME NEVER MENT TO BE NEVER MENT TO HAVE LONELY AND BROKEN DOWN FOREVER MORE UNRELENTING PAIN AND HATE JUST OUT OF REACH GRASPING FOR THE WILL NEVER HAVES FADING INTO THE BACK GROUND NEVER GONE TO BE THE STAR NEVER MENT TO TAKE THE LEAD EMPTY AND FORGOTTEN WHY BOTHER WHO CARES ANYWAYS LETS JUST GO REST OUR WEARY HEADS AND NEVER WAKE TOMMORROW FORGET THE HURTS AND PAIN AND SAY HELLO TO THE END

Compatibility Test = Psychowolf
similarminds.com Enneagram Test Results The Enneagram is a personality system which divides the entire human personality into nine behavioral tendencies, this is your score on each... scale key - you |||||| them |||||| Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||| 54% |||||| 30% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% |||||| 22% Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 54% |||| 14% Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 74% |||||||||||||| 58% Type 5 Detachment |||||||||| 34% |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 66% |||||||||||||| 54% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||| 46% || 10% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 74% |||||||||||||| 58% Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 42% |||||||||||||| 54% Your type - 2, Their type - 5 Your overall similarity is 53%. Your overall complementarity is 60%. type you them type behavior motivation 1 1 -5 I must be perfect and good to get w

Humor Style
Your Score: the Idiot Savant (23% dark, 53% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and

Thanks To You
"tHaNks tO yOu" Thank you for teaching me how to love Showing me what the world means What I've been dreamin' of And now I know, there is nothing that I could not do Thanks to You For teaching me how to feel Showing me my emotions Letting me know what's real From what is not What I've got is more that I'd ever hoped for And a lot of what I hope for is Thanks to you (Oh there's)No mountain, no valley No time, no space No heartache, no heartbreak No fall from grace Can't stop me from believing That my love will pull me through Thanks to You (Adlib) (Oh There's)There's no mountain, no valley No time, no space No heartache, no heartbreak No fall from grace Can't stop me from believing That my love will see me through Thanks to You Thanks to You For teaching me how to live Putting things in perspective Showing me how to give And how to take No mistake We were put here together And if I breakdown Forgive me

I'm Frickin Mabvelous
I'M FRICKING MARVELOUS add to favorites According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your

A Friend Must True
Want more? Get 'em @ FriendsterStuff.com! I need to know if you're my true friend, Will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep? And trust them in your heart you'll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, Can you accept mine as I will yours? I'll be a shoulder to cry on when you're blue, Will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, If you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, Will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, Can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what's important to you, Will you remember what's important to me too? With you my most favorite things I'll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, Then I will know you are a friend most true.

Tired
so tired of feeling like im not worth a dam. so tired of feeling im less the anything so tired of feeling like in not good enough so tired of feeling period. so tired of feeling like im invisible to someone. ok i need more sleep.. or i need something to make me not feel. i think neither will be coming soon.

A Father And A Dad Are Not The Same~~~~
A father and a dad are not the same: One can be a dad and not a father, Or one can be a father and not bother To earn through love the more endearing name. Some find fatherhood a bit too tame, Leaving all the details to the mother, Or dumping the sweet burden on another Man with just a passing twinge of shame. You have been our dad so many years That you've become the landscape that is home, The mountain that we look to from afar. No matter where we go we're not alone, For you remain within to still our fears And be the word that tells us who we are.

Charity Search Engine
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How Insane Does One Hafta Be To Do This???!!!
hmmm. let me think of what to say today....i don't really know. lol. i guess i just wish that a certain person would stop being such a bitch constantly . . . anyone out there know someone like that? you know, just someone who WILL NOT get over the fact that they dated your husband when your husband was 13 years old? yeah. and the fact that she purposely got knocked up by him b/c she thot that his parents would MAKE him marry her, so she could live in the (and i quote) "fairy tale house with the perfect family"? this person also constantly makes up lies about her kid, so she can have a "reason" to call her XXXXXXXXXXboyfriend; she also gives out our home phone number to all of her bill collectors, uses OUR last name (which was NEVER offered to her, btw), and basically just has no life whatsoever except to try to bother me and my love. oh well. at least i know the truth. he loves me; he never loved her, and the only reason he had sex with her that night that they ran away to the police

Poem By Diana ; In My Room
Im in my room thinking , i sift thru thoughts of you . Upon a glimps.. I see what I want to see. Hear what I want to hear..Yet there is no reply .. No voice from you there..I cant drift off to sleep thought I want to ..You see I think of you and my thoughts aren't clear..Because you say something ( yet you wander every where)..You know not what you want so, Im confused..Do I dare to ask you for , I fear you'll turn away and --leave me (where)?Im uncertain and unsure of all you,ve said ,though I belived it to be true , I feel like im gona get hurt and be blue ..I guess I let myself fall for you to soon..Im just in one sorry mood... Love isn,t easy for me to feel yet I want it to be real.. cant seem to end this poem right so to you all I say is good night.. love Diana

Nagging Woman
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?" Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs a

Abuse
i know this girl who has the worlds best mom, she also has 2 sisters and 3 brothers. and this mom would do absolutely anything for her children.well her youngest daughter an dher get into a argument and the daughter is screaming at the mom and so the mom lays her hand on her mouth and the next that the mom knows the daughter is puttin her arms around her neck and pullin her hair and punching her. then the police are called and the daughter tells them that her mother punched her in the mouth and she tells the police that she don't want her mom anywhere nar her or her children. so when the oldest daughter gets there she is all i don't want her in my home or near my home or she will b arrested.then a couple of days later the mom gets served with a protective order she is not allowed any kind of contact with her daughter and granddaughters for 2 years. this youngest daughter is afraid of the oldest daughter because she knows that she does nothin but lie and disrespect their mom who has ne

Amazing Part 3
Dan sighed heavily as the girls just giggled and laughed and Viron spoke in his mind once again. "ok Dan here is whats goin on with you, i've entered your thoughts via telepathy and have given you powers so far u failed to find them...here is what you do next....sit down and cross legs...concentrate on something u know a her would have....think daniel just think any hero you have read about. daniel did that and he began to rise off the ground while sitting....Viron spoke again very good! you have 2 powers here in one...flight and levitation, and no daniel you cant levitate skirts...daniel just chuckled. ok now said Viron, focuas on the flight...daniel pictured himself flyin thru the skies and he did slowly at first be he did.....asnd then landed someplace out of site...dan asked am I bullet proof, Viron laughed and said nope u can still die from bein shot,stabbed ect...focus now an something else, speed i want you to run from where you are to another spot, say the dime store 2 bloc

Carolology
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Honey Mustard Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A.Arbys Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A.Les Brothers in Chicago Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A: 20% Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A: mac n cheese Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. Pepperoni and black olives Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A: butter sometimes jelly TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A: My kitty cat Q. How many televisions are in your house? A: 7 BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. Wisdom teeth, and tonsils Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? A . i have one now Q. What is the last heavy item you

Me & Women
Thinking back over the years,I've found that my best approach with women is to not to put too much effort into attracting them. Reasons being: -From an egotistic point of view,I know I'm a reasonably attractive guy and I get my fair share of attention from women. -If a woman wants your attention,she'll let you know in some way shape or form.It depends on how observant a guy is and how well he can read body language and interpreting some things a woman says to him. -Confidence will take a man a long way.Being confident in your strongest characteristics helps balance what you lack physically. -I usually bypass the hotties.They look real good,duuuh,but they leave me wanting more from them besides good looks.I'm cool with above average looking women.This in turn can give me a good opportunity with the hot ones.They are usually so used to getting attention that may wonder why I am overlooking them,therefore,point #2 and 3 go into effect. -I am not a "Yes" man.I think that is

I Can Feel You
I Can Feel You... You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near.

The Misstress
The misstress There is a lady not ready for one and only one man. She would rather have a man That has another that way she would not be tied down. She knows she is not ready to fall in love. She would lie to have an affair. So she could have her needs met. She could give him his cake and eat it too. When she had the chance to do this she choose against it cause she wanted more. Now she would rather be that mistress. See she is sick of that toy needs a mans touch. One that is there for a friend and can get away when he wants to play. She will give him what he wants as long as he pleases her as well. She can meet him at a secret place. She wants to be teased at first He needs to make the first move So she knows it's OK to tease him too. She wants her boobs twisted and bite as he fucks her with his fingers in her pussy as fast as he can. She can reach down his pants and stroke his Dick going slow at first and working faster each time

Sexual Poetry
Look, smile, lick, kiss Tongue, lips, biting, touching Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch Breast, nipple, cock, pussy Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze Cock, shaft, moist, pussy Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot Wet, pussy, fingers, inside, moist Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching Head, rubbing, entering, craving Half way, pulsating, warm, so good Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder Tingling, toes to legs to pussy...cumming Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting Rev

When Cops Sleep
"When a Cop Sleeps" Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood. The demons bring the broken bodies from the wrecks the sickening smell of death and the kids...Oh God please, not the kids. Mainly the demons bring the eyes... the hatred and desperation in the eyes of the people you fight, the pleading and pain of the people you try to help, and the quiet and blankness in death of the ones you couldn't. The demons bring sounds too.... the sounds of tires skidding and metal crunching from the wrecks, the gunshots that seem so loud on TV yet so muffled on the street, the screams and crying that all blend together after a while. The demons won't leave... Alcohol and sleeping pills work for a while but they come back. Some have used their own deaths to flee from them, but most of us are scared that in causing our own deat

Thoughts
we all state that heroes are the men and women we ssee on tv who save lives and have strange and wonderful powers..who show bravery beyond anyone c an percieve, but in all actuality there are heroes that do not have powers who go out and save lives, show bravery above and beyond the call of duty. i have several "heroes" here at FUBAR..im not gonna name names but they probably know who they are, becausethey are my very true friends who stand by me and talk with me make me laugh when im feelin down all of u are really my friends like me or not why? because you are here talkin with me for one thing lol. but to move on here...our real heroes are our police dept., fire dept, doctors, nurses, our soldiers men and women both who serves us here and abroad who brave the perils of war and terrorism, who fight for our rights to do what we want, would we be abnle to get online if we were under a tyrany such as Khadafi. Hussein, and many others? I doubt it seriously think for a moment wha

Things That Piss Me Off
- i hate when ppl are freaking fake posers!! like just because you go to the hottopic and but urself a studded belt, doesn't mean you can cal urself a punk..sorry!!!! - when u go out with adude..and the chemistry is right and it's all soooo good..and he has to fuck it up by telling me how beautiful my hair looks in the moonlight or some other cheesy ass comment... dude, stfu and kiss me.. don't ask just take me... damn!!! - when women do that bullshit.. no means yes and yes means no shit.. what the hell lady... damn!!! -i hate clowns , they think they're sooo funny (not) they wear those weird unmatchy outfits... and all that make up.. what are you? hiding from the government??? AND they smell funny... -ppl who have really bad body odor and are so used to the smell that thye can't even smell themselves...and then have the nerve to talk shit about other ppl. -ppl who try to "sell" themselves to you... like dude.. it doesn't matter if you have the biggest cock in the universe and are

Dead
I felt so alone You left feeling so empty and needing Can't see the glitter in you You called me all the time Hiding behind your lies materialistic Go away You don't know what it's like to be dead inside You called him a friend to help you get through it I see your true face now Well my tears are gone, I am happy now Thanks for making it clear Go away You don't know what it's like to be dead inside I am dead to you You take my heart and used it as a tool I wish that this would just go away You can't find love you can't cry tears And you won't be crying alone Who are you today...another face erased

Poetry
Yesterday never lasts memories of times gone past and Yesterdays that never last come to me in nights long shadow to remind me of my fate dragging me wherever they go making me live in hate i wonder breifly if i could touch that place again knowing its a place i should have never even been to begin the night with cold surprise to end it with a heated smile I'd steal the keys to heaven for you i'd do anything I stand here trembling on the edge waiting for my turn when will it come to me this time what manner will i burn 07/31/07

My Poerty--"my Hero"
To My Mom "My Hero" You Raised me with Compassion. Pay Attention: For giving good advise. Being Faithful: For the friends that I trust. Sympathy: For showing people forgiveness. Humanity: For being there for others. You Raised me with Wisdom. Knowledge: By knowing what's right and wrong. Intelligence: By learning from my mistakes. Good Judgement: By treating everyone as equals. Understanding: By not letting life's downs get to me. You Raised me with Courage. Fearless: To stand up for what I believe in. Boldness: To forgive those who have wronged me. Nerve: To go after what I want. Daring: To overcome the past. You Raised me with Strength. Willpower: From not giving up on life's challenges. Endurance: From living life to the fullest. Support: From having confidence in myself

The Beauty Of A Woman
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her

Friends
Somewhere the sun is shining, and the clouds are not in sight. Somewhere someone's laughing, and talking about what might. What might have been another year, for us to spend together. What might have been another time, that I could cherish forever. Somewhere two people laugh and joke, and carry on all day. Talk about their past and future, in an extraordinary way. They talk about the last few years, and how they made a bond. They found it funny they both were different, but both especially fond. Fond of each other everyday, so genuine and true. A friend to tell of all your worries, if ever you were blue. To trust with all my secrets, and keeping yours close to heart. Knowing you will comfort me, and sharing all our art. Somewhere the sun is shining, and we will meet again. Become the friends we always were, and talk about what's been. Although you're gone I know you're here, to help me through hard times. Help me make the righ

Medical Decision Making
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a new face on things.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Ca

Have You Noticed At Starbucks Lately??
The more complicated the Starbucks >> order, the bigger the >> asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a >> "decaf grande >> half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, >> gingerbread >> cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one >> sweet-n'-Low, and one >> NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. >>

Funny Affair Stories
Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secre tary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child h

Personal Angel
Where have we all gone, now that the end is here. I have become so empty now that its said and done. You were my friend and now you are gone. As well all say, we will meet again in the end. But i know you will always be there. People say all things happen for a reason. I say bullshit you left us all to soon. I cant believe that i cant see you again. You were my brother and now you are gone. But i know you are always in my heart. One of the greatest people i had ever met. Taken from me like it was nothing at all. I Know you can see how i am now. Nothing, Empty, and broken without you. But i know you will guide me, my own personal Angel. Dont you worry brother, for i am still at your side. Even through the darkest of these hours Feeling like i cant keep pressing forward. I Know you are there at my side. Keep watch over me, my own personal Angel. Times have changed, but only in reality. For in my world you are still here with me. I wont pour out a beer, or li

Dope.
theres nothing like the smoke u blow out....i never understood why so many people like it...but i dont do it to get spun or anything like that lol...i just love that thick cloud of smoke u blow...no other drug does that really....or doing a line and having smoke come out ur mouth...how can someone tell me that isnt awsome lol...by no means in any way shape or form am i a tweeker or anything....i just like dope lol...

My Poor Baby Girl
I have been at the hostpital for the last two days with my baby girl. She is in so much pain and they said that the tip of her appendix was swollen but not considered appendicitis yet so no surgery until her pediatrician alows it. She is once again up in pain and I tell you they need to do something. I know it is not considered infection yet but damn! How much more pain can this girl take and they gave her morphine yesterday!

When I'm Hurting
It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. It's easier for me to

Gingerly
~Gingerly~ Halo, your butterflies adorn the sky. Faith-hope I couldn't live without your lies. Hey love, I have become a stronger man. Played out. . .all the consequences smeared. And now I have evolved into a sea my mind is deeper than you think. ~Branded in my soul Your face stills burns so gingerly. Halo, can you taste the sweetest deed? Can you face the incomplete and purify the lies I bleed? Hey love, I am much stronger Most of all I have evolved into an ocean, my heart is deeper than your love. . . But I guess you'll never know. Copyright ©2007

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Lost Old Man
An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?" "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."

If I Lay Here
hmmmm, kinda a long day. i have been cleaning like crazy, yuck i really hate cleaning. ohhh i wrote the meanist email i have ever writen and to make it worse i sent it. i just have this girl i have been friends with on and off, kinda just pushed me to my limit and i just cant take it anymore. i have a jar of anger inside of me and i never know when it gets to full , but when it does. its not good at all. the thing is that i am a really nice person and people just push me and push me, they think because i am nice, i cant be mean. and to be honest when i get truly mad i am one of the meanest people i know.i have stages to my anger 1. i start to shake 2. i cant say what i want to 3.i cry 4.i smile, if you see this you really need to back away and get the fuck away from me 5. i get very calm, at this point you are fucked the best thing is to just shut up and hope i dont stay mad long i know these well i have only had about 3 people get me pissed off enough that i make it to stage 5

Parents Of The Year!!
Prosecutor: Mom bought weapons for boy Story Highlights Mother faces multiple counts for allegedly buying son guns, powder Parents tried to coddle "social outcast" son, prosecutor says Judge orders psychiatric, educational evaluation for boy, 14 In separate incidents, six teens arrested in West Virginia From Allan Chernoff and Brian Vitagliano CNN PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (CNN) -- A woman bought guns and bomb-making material to indulge her socially outcast 14-year-old son, a prosecutor said Friday. Michele Cossey, 46, faces charges in connection with her son's alleged plan for a Columbine-like attack on a school. She is accused of buying him a .22-caliber handgun, a .22-caliber rifle, a 9 mm semiautomatic rifle and black powder used to make grenades. "There's a lot of things at play here," Montgomery County District Attorney Bruce Castor Jr. said. "You have a child who is obviously emotionally disturbed and a social outcast, and no doubt the parents feel sorry f

New Poem
I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I find. I st

Bad Luck Comes In Threes?
Okay...I've had a crap week... First, my car crapped out on me. It started with the belt getting shredded (which was fixed by replacing the pulley)...and it just progressed from there to the point where the power steering pump seized. -_-; Second, we got locked IN the house. Yes, I know, that sounds so retarded, but it's true. Got home from work, closed the door, gathered what I needed (keys to the truck, my purse, and a jacket since it was freakin' snowing!)...then, when I went to leave, I couldn't get the door open. o.O I tried a few times, but all to no avail. So, I gave up and called hubby over to help me and felt like a total dork 'cause I couldn't get the stupid door to open. I felt somewhat better when HE couldn't get it open either. Long story short, he took the doorknob off, and it fell apart in many, many itty bitty pieces...but the door STILL wouldn't open, so we had to take it off the hinges and kick it in from outside (thank goodness we have a front door -_-

Some Quiz Results :)
You Scored an A You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. Your Schola

Here Come The 90s Playlist 10/12/07
UTAH SAINTS - Something Good OMD - Pandora's Box ANNIE LENNOX - Little Bird HARAJUKU - The Phantom of the Opera CATHY DENNIS - Just Another Dream ROZALLA - Everybody's Free ORBITAL - Halcyon+On+On SNAP - Rhythm is a Dancer THE KLF - The White Room THOMPSON TWINS - Play With Me NEW ORDER - World In Motion SAVAGE GARDEN - I Knew I Loved You (Daniel's Mix) CULTURE BEAT - Mr. Vain CORONA - Rhythm of the Night ELECTRONIC - Disappointed (7" Edit) DEAD OR ALIVE - Sex Drive KMFDM - Juke Joint Jezebel (Metropolis Mix) ACE OF BASS - Beautiful Life L.A. STYLE - James Brown is Dead 2 UNLIMITED - Get Ready For This WESTBAM - The Mayday Anthem MASSIVE ATTACK w/TRACEY HORN - The Hunter Gets Captured By the Game JAM & SPOON - Stella DAFT PUNK - Da Funk MICHAEL JACKSON - Remember the Time PRINCE - Pope MOBY - Bodyrock KRAFTWERK - Radioactivity (Francois Kevorkian 7" Mix) PET SHOP BOYS - Yesterday, When I Was Mad (Coconut 1 Mix) DAVID BOWIE w/BRIAN ENO - Little Wonder THE P

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.
the fact that after almost who fuckin knows how many years marijuana is not legal im mean come on everyone has either smoked it at one point or ate it or smelled it or saw it or thought about smoking it who gives a fuck huh almost every single nation oin this planet has legalized that sweet mary jane at one point or the other so why dont we have the freedom to choose to smoke that sweet mary jane if we wanted to or not now i know what your think its a "gateway drug" yeah well if you think that then fuck you you know what is a gateway drug friends yeah you know thats right who was that person who gave you that first hit of x? not your local drug dealer it was infact a friend who you dont talk to that often then after that they offer you coke and zll sorts of shit well that ends my rant i think that this could be a widely discussed topic thank you and have a nice day. oh if yoou really want to bitch at my grammer issuses i dont give a fuck

Thinking Of You
When I look outside my window you’re all I think of.I long to see your eyes and smile. Eyes that sparkles like precious gems. A smile that lights up my heart with joy and love, like the Light of the World shining down from Heaven. I long to hold your hand. Just a touch warms my soul on the coldest day. I long to hold you in my arms. Arms that give me such a sense of security that nothing could ever take you from me. I long to kiss your precious lips. Lips as sweet as candy exploding with passion. Forgive me if when we’re together I can’t stop adoring your divine beauty. I know what love feels and looks like. I see love glistening in your eyes. I feel love in the warmth of you hands and in the tremble of you kiss. I often think I’m the luckiest man in the world, but God constantly reminds me that is not so. It is His blessing, not luck for me to have an angel like you.

A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me to

In My Mind
Within my mind I close my eyes As I sit here on the beach My normal life seems so out of reach. The waves are hitting the sand I just wish you were here to hold my hand. I know you are far away You are who I am missing Right now I wish you and I were kissing. As I sit here putting seashells in a jar I know when no one else is there for me, you are. I know in my heart That I never want us to part. When everything seems so out of line It all changes when I see you - everything's fine. As I sit here I know my love is yours forever And I don't want our hearts to sever.

Turner Brown
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Not In Love
Artist: Enrique Iglesias Album: Seven Title: Not In Love Are you ready? You call me on the phone I act like nothing's going on We're driving in my car I pretend that you don't turn me on You sexy thing yeah you know it (yeah) You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love It's just the phase I'm going thru I'm always looking for something new But don't go running away It's almost 3am I'm hoping that you don't let go Your moving in so close I'm trying not to lose control You sexy thing yeah you know it You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love I try to tell myself all the time I just can't help how I feel tonight So don't go running away I'm not in love (yeah) I'm not in love I'm not in love (give it to me) I'm not in love (break it down) You sexy thing yeah you know it You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love I try to tell myself all the time I just can't help how I feel tonight So do

Nipple Trek Iii: The Theatrical Cut
Nipple Trek III: The Theatrical Cut Ah a week full of ice cold temperatures and hard nipples, alas the only thing missing was a Diet coke... OK I'm not even gonna get started on my Drew Barrymore routine again. if that joke is lost on you, then perhaps I should explain, a little over a year ago I was watching a DVD that had Drew Barrymore in it (I'm not gonna say what DVD) and she made mention the phrase "Hard Nipples & Diet coke" this has become a sort of running gag with me, sure its no where near as funny as Jimmy Kimmel's "Running out of time" joke directed towards Matt Damon, but still it has been a source of laughs for me. the big freaking deal with it is this, I wrote out a Blog back that week when I saw this DVD and told everyone in the Blog that if anyone could ever tell me what DVD I tool the quote from, I would promise them the Cover of the DVD for what ever CAMPOUT was to be held after that day. for example, if someone was to come and tell me today that I

Love Survey....
[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex's are up to? Just one and thats the asshole that screwed me over in high school...its nice to kno he is getting his...what goes around comes around :) [02] Have you ever been given roses? Yes many times...just waiting for the person to actually give them and mean it...instead of being a lieing asshole..or I should say lieing assholes...LOL. Someday I kno... [03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? Not into romance movies or movies really in general...like the kiddie ones tho... [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? 3 [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Yea I do [06] What's your current problem? My ass burns...LOL [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? OMFG...you have no idea...all I have ever wanted was honesty...but I couldnt even get that...and I think I am a very open minded girl...a man's idea of a woman...lol...maybe not body wise...but relationship wise I think I am...how many

Sex And Marriage With Robots?
Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations dates back to ancient times, with the Greek myth of the sculptor Pygmalion falling in love with the ivory statue he made named Galatea, to which the goddess Venus eventually granted li

God Works Inmysterious Ways Amen!
A Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for areason The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities, When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work.They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls,painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area andlasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church.His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall ofthe sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor,and not knowing what else todo but postpone the Christmas Eve se

The Healing Heart
Shattered heart forced to heal as greatness unveils thine soul. Hope whispered in the distance, to recover thine lost love. 'Tis night brings tender passing, healing thine soul with glorious blunder. Caus' not one or two, but dissipated nights of dreams. Sadness comes to end, happiness conquered hate. Love sprouting -- sadness shrinking, hope has come again.

The Key To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.

Poetry - Azure
AZURE (c.) By Leslie Winsor Buckland We walk through clods of mud, Each watching our own feet. Steam pulses from our mouths as we make our way Across the field. The barn is a gray hulk in the distance. The morning sky is heavy and close, Pregnant with storm. We find the grove of willows, the place where all our secrets live. Where the pond now lies coated In a mosaic of delicately formed ice. Eyes as azure as a summer sky Find mine, brown as tilled earth. I can always find the truth of us Inside those eyes, those painfully gentle eyes. You lean against a sturdy tree, And yourLarge callused hands on my waist close the gap between us. There is no greater comfort I will ever know. “Are we…,” you whisper as your lips brush over my forehead. My answer is always the same. And I always say it without words. .

The Rain
The Rain By Eric Ethan The rain is coming down hard as I watch through the window It is a good day to get on the couch and finish reading that good book. I have big quilts to cover up, come on over and lets get cozy, Let’s watch the rain come down and the wind blow hard as the afternoon goes on. Let me read a poem I have written while we get cozy, How about some hot apple cider to past the time away. It will feel warm inside to get the chill off Let get cozy together as I’m about to read the poem the lights goes out. We booth laughed together as I try to finish the poem I said okay let me do a poem from the heart As we cuddle together in the dark I whisper the poem of caring, and good things in your ear I kiss you on the cheek and on the neck I hold you tight to say good night AS the lights were off we cuddle on the in each other arms as we fall asleep through the night

Lost And Alone
sitting on the sofa feeling so lost, all alone is this wicked world, no-one to tak to, no-one to see, why oh why has this happened to me. i wonder along in a cloud full of rain, lost in a world which is full of pain, dreading each morning, dreading each day, why, oh why, does it have to be this way. maybe one day a light will shine, make my life brighter, in this dark life of mine, i wonder i wonder, what life is to bring, please change it ,change me, and my prince you will bring. sitting here lonely feeling lost alone, needing a chance to be happy and free, please tell me, please tell me, why this has happened to me?

Solace......
Last night I lay in bed and thought of you. The nights have just begun to chill here. I lay with the window open, a cool breeze blowing across my body, and I was refreshed. I listened to the sounds of the wind chimes outside my window and felt the warmth of your presence with me. I know that in that moment you were thinking of me too. Could you hear me? Could you hear my breathing increase as my need for you grew? Could you see me? Could you see my fingers? See my chest rise and fall with my need?

142,192 Points To Vampiric Godmother!
:-P BEAUTIFUL PERSON :-P and is only 433K from becoming our very first !!!Vampiric Godmother!!! She gives so much to us all it is time to return the love I know ALOT of you hit that "I'm Bored" button so why not hit her instead?!?!? (with rates not hammers you sadists lol :-P) She has some awesome pics and stash to rate so drop by and give it to her! QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar

A Special Friend
A Special Friend By Eric Ethan I want to thank God for giving me a special Friend to know She always in spirit in my heart as that special Friend I thank God finally to give me that special friend with a lots in common She Gets me through the day with jokes and saying and those special tight hugs an kisses She is an awesome special friend God made that special angel. We always pray for each other to get us through a rocking day She easily makes me blush she does a good job of doing that heee She got in my interest in decorate But I want to say Thank you my friend to be that special Friend in my life Tightest hugs to today with a kiss on the cheek to get through the day Hugs Ethan Eric

Missin Him
well my baby left to go to alaska early in the morning its hard to work with this it doesnt feel right with him not by side i miss him i cant wait for a week to fly so when he calls me and tells me his comein to see him i am goin to run out that door and run down the stairs and down the ditch and just jump on him and say baby dont ever me again i missed you i couldnt stop thinkin about u and i just dont know what to do now since i cant have the love of my life beside me when i go places i dont know what to do to stop thinkin about where he is and just think of somethin else but i cant stop its hard. I MISS U BABY I LOVE U BE SAFE

"the Wind Blows Cold"
~The Wind Blows Cold~ The wind blows cold, while raindrops gather to form a stream of dripping screams inside my dreams. And in your hold, you crush my soul and in the spot my heart was placed, now there's a hole- guess I can't feel a thing at all...and so my life remains untold. A gentle breeze that's barely felt arrives to bring me peace, but your disease is way too strong to let me go. -I will perish on my knees- I plead you: "please, offer me peace." But you leave me at heaven's gate and you take away the keys. The river flows, I'll go anywhere the current goes. And once my eyes are closed, I'll be the ghost of a lonely rose that floats from coast to coast under the moon condemned to never bloom. The sun will rise the sky will fall and in the middle of it all, my epitaph will a divine-unholy shrine. And in the deep where I shall lay, you'll hear me say: "As I decay your rotten prey, I pray for you to rot with me." But then again, I understand I'm

Risks
RISK To laugh is to risk appearing a fool To weep is to risk appearing sentimental To reach out for another is to risk involvement To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self To place your ideal, your dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss To love is to risk not being loved in return To live is to risk dying To hope is to risk despair To try is to risk failure Yet risks must be taken Because the greatest hazard in life is risking NOTHING The person who risks nothing Does nothing Has nothing Is nothing Self-realisation is harder than Self Sacrifice

Prayers; O Lord Thank You For >>>>
This day thou has given , May we use it for good and to show love to all. May we forgive al that trespass agaist us. May we ask you to deliver us; May we gain thy strength and come to know thy will, for our lives ; May you comfort us; May you show us your Grace , and love;and mercy too. May help those that be hurting ,and that are ill ,or that walk a life of darkness or grief ,to find their way to you, Oh Lord... May You shine into their life soul and help them to seek you now. For the time is short and you do come soon. May those blind that dont see ,or believe this time is to come, open their hearts and eyes soon, to know that you are coming back . Oh Lord prepare us, those that do know and wait for your coming . Thy will be done O Lord ; Thy will Be done. Thank you O Lord for hearing my cries and prayers for all ; Thank you o Lord for hearing me . Lord thak you for all, thy blessings ,thy presence to keep me close; Thank you for forgivigng me a s

Lighting Strikes
Blinded by the light I am taken a stray to what really matters and it is not the here and now nor shall it ever be, but what waits till the day all becomes still yet I wonder freely and to no dismay am I lost. Lost without you lost with out love lost and just completely lost. Will you be the one to save me from my own torment or are you too lost just like me. Can we find the answer just gazing at the stars or must we face the unknown to truly examine or own faults or ya shall someone else point them out.I need not be judged by you or someone like you. Put your own needs first and see how far you will go or let one random act of kindness lead you to a far better life.The choice be it yours, but be ware these are just choices yet it determine your own fate like the bolt of lightining striking the ground.

Verily - Too Funny
When thou dost come unto me and beseech me, saying, "Verily, do I request of you a good paddling," then surely I will grant unto thee a good paddling. During the period of the paddling, thou shalt not say unto me "What was that, a mosquito?", nor compare thy paddling to the flight of any other insect, or any creeping thing upon the earth, be it a moth, or a caterpillar; nor draw any likeness between the instrument of thy paddling and the feathers of the birds above; for surely shalt thy paddling grow mighty and endless, and welts shall be upon thy backside for four and thirty days. And in those days when thou art being flogged, thou shalt not giggle and wag thy ass in a taunting manner, nor squirm and attempt to escape when the flogging becomes greater for it, for then wilt thou be cast into bondage, so that thine ass will no longer be able to wiggle, nor shalt thou be able to squirm. Thou shalt not speak with thy mouth full, though moaning is okay. Neither shalt thou allow th

Send This To Everybody You Care About
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Which Metal/metalcore Band Suits You?
Which Metal/Metalcore Band Suits You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Trivium You scored as Trivium. You love old school thrash metal and you are kinda gothic. You also look different from everyone else and you love it, good on ya!!!Trivium100% Killswitch Engage100% All That Remains80% Slipknot80% As I Lay Dying40%

What Is Your Super-power
what is your super-powercreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You have super strength! Super strength is one of the best super power you can have. You can use it for good or EVIL!Just be careful what you chose to be.You have transforming powers!75% You have super strength!75% You have flying powers!50% You have invisibility powers!25%

One I Like(not Mine)
So many thoughts, I don't know where to begin, I'll start from my heart, and what I feel within. I still have feelings, which haven't changed, because when you left me my life was re-arranged. I used to cry so many times a day, but lately those tears have been fading away. I am hoping that my brighter day soon will come, and maybe, just maybe, I'll find that special someone. I will find someone who's right for me, who loves me and lets me be all I can be. Yet the thought of you and him, is tearing me apart, because you will always have a special place in my broken heart. Do I still love you? Yes, I do, but another part of me is getting over you. I never thought I would say this, but I simply have to confess, with each and every day that goes by, I love you less and less. I just wanted to be with you, but now you're gone, and the time has come for me to move on. You meant so much to me, in fact, you still do, from the bottom of my

I Carved Him Into My Arm
I carved him into my arm I take the hand and I breathe I’m carving in the letter ‘C’ Because of them my red heart aches The second letter is the ‘H’ They wanted us to be apart The hardest letter is the ‘R’ My senseless tears are flowing by I slowly form the letter ‘I’ And now my love that I confess This name will now end with an ‘S’ [Old poem. Not my love anymore]

Voodoo
Im not the one whos so far away When I feel the snake bit enter my veins. Never did I wanna be here again, And I dont remember why I came. Candles raise my desire, Why Im so far away. No more meaning to my life, No more reason to stay. Freezing, feeling, Breathe in, breathe in... Im coming back again... [repeat chorus] Hazing clouds rain on my head, Empty thoughts fill my ears. Find my shade by the moonlight, Why my thoughts arent so clear. Demons dreaming, Breathe in, breathe in... Im coming back again... [repeat chorus 4 times] Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo. [repeat] [so far away... Im not the one whos so far away... Im not the one whos so far away... Im not the one whos so far away...]

I Love You
I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And baby more I love you Cant you see my darling That the harder I try The more we grow apart Please believe me The sweeter the kiss The colder turn your arms And the colder grows your heart And baby more I love you I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And baby more I love you I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And baby more I love you And youre in my heart my darling The closer I get The more youre out of love Dont you feel it The colder your touch The more it turns me on And the faster beats my heart And baby more I love you I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And baby more I love you I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And baby more I love you I see it in your eyes I feel it in your touch I taste it from your lips And