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Pussy! (nsfw)
Ok, so I'm drivin home after a pretty extensive night of fun and hanging out with the FTIG CC Bar Rats..Shootin pool, dancin, and expanding our horizions to some of the finer clubs.... *cough* in the area.... So there I was drivin home, all is well and calm, I come upon a Trans AM, the car looks like it's rockin'. Black, tinted windows, dule exhaust, 20" tires, and other niceities... The guy or girl teases me the whole way down 15s... We finally get to a red light... Green = Go right? He was pratically still sitting there when I hit my turn off.... What a pussy! Fuckin homo... Don't tease with speed and not do anything about it! That's like trying to jerk me off and stopping just before I shoot a load! So that is the rant for today! Ciao,

King Of Ct Contest
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My Band Has A Website And Myspace Now
Well. Things are going VERY well with the band. We've been playing regularly at the Malibu Lounge, we're working on original material finally, we got a nice banner printed up to hang behind us on stage, and WE GOT A WEBPAGE! Check us out on www.3rdgearband.com There's a link to our myspace page there as well. Add us! Also, come out and rock with us...we play again at the malibu lounge on gulf beach highway June 29th and 30th.

Sand & Stone
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE W ROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE

Hello Judges
**This is my introductory blog so i will include My thoughts and interests*** Hello my name is Matt i live in the midwest Im originally from south Texas in the Rio Grande valley. I work a blue collar job pay taxes and generally raise hell when I can.I am the grandson of a WWII veteran' and son of a blue collar worker. In my town we have a bar for every church and a church on every corner (at least three Within six blocks of me).I like people of every type except conceded educated idiots who spent four years getting degrees in communications and philosophy only to get a job managing a franchise that sells burgers (You know who you are).I'd like to thank the military for all that they have done.finally to all who visit my blog or my profile if you show me respect and be nice but honest with your comments i will do the same.

Tears Of Blood
I sat and watched a mother cry Her tears of sadness goes through inside Her child lay in her arms Tears of blood run down her face Her body limp as a rag doll A smile on her face the light has gone from inside A man stands and shouts his anger to the world Around the world people will watch Tears that run down their faces silently they wait A women walks and weeps the blood stained Cloth at her feet the silent face lay beneath Blood will run and tears will weep People die and people live A man will walk while another is stricken A child will sleep and lay forever Their heart is broken; the tears of blood will weep No one will sleep the tears they cry will spill with blood Head in my hands I shake and watch Many have died why do we do this Why does mankind try to destroy our life? We are the last tears of blood will always weep Will the future be the same? Can the next generation Save mankind another way

Another Try... By Phil Keaggy
How have You been? Lovely to see You, My how the years slipped by. Won't You come in, Feel free to be You, Give me another try. Because I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I can recall the place where I left You, You gave me no reply. Your eyes said it all, but I'd become deaf to Your tears as I waved goodbye. But now I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I've changed my heart now, I'm willing to go Your way. And I couldn't part now, With You for a single day. For I have missed You, and when I missed You, I really missed You so. If You will have me, I'll be Your's gladly, But don't ever let me go. I've been waiting for so long to get right with You.

Begging Again
we did so well lastnight- we were way ahead, but over night I fell behind by almost 1000, please help! If you would just stop by rate and drop 2 or 3 comments, I would forever be greatful. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643

The Plan!
The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to

Longer Soft
Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets. One day Sam calls Abe and says "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars." Abe replies "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you.... Sam interrupts "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard...A thousand dollars...YES OR NO?" Abe says, "OK OK I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?" Sam answers "Eleven years"

Placements
palcements of relationships. if u agree w this tell me if u disagree w this let me know and say why u do. What is it w this world today? why is it that plp always have to place eachother in relationships? i belive if that the 2 plp in that relationship knows where they r that should be that. instead u got friends w benifits, dating, boyfriend and girlfriend, fuck buddies, engaged and then of course marriage. what the fuck is this, all the time u hear well we r dating then the next time we r boyfriend and girlfriend. who gives a shit what u r. all that matters is that 2 plp r together. wether its dating or whatever. that means two plp r into eachother mentally, physically, sexually, and r commited to just the 2 of them. so as long as those two know what it is in the stage of life. thats all that should matter, wheither its 2 of the oppisite sex or the same sex. it is their decion. not the world to say what they r and if others can butt into it. try to destory what they hav

Stuff...
I usually blog on myspace, but have really become addicted to CT the past couple of days. My divorce finalized yesterday. Not only am I glad... I'm a little confused about the process of getting over it. Just when I thought I was over it, I found myself looking at old pictures and reading journal entries. I found myself back in that dark place I said I'd never go again. How can I even remotely miss someone who did such horrible things to me and my daughter. Four years of being told that I wasn't worth it... that I'd never amount to anything... I was always loyal and honest. I tried to do right by him. I tried to be a good wife. Then a few months ago when he came back into the picture after being gone 2 years... I realized something. I could do a whole lot better without him in the picture. I stood by him and waited until he got his shit together... only to find out he was cheating. We kept on hitting these huge potholes in our paths... I threw up my hands and said "Fu

King Of Ct Contest
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The Great Truths Of Life
Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. Great Truths That Adults Have Learned: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge... mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) M

So True
My Words have been drained from this pencil Sweet words that I want to give you I can't sleep I need to tell you goodnight When Were together I feel perfect When I'm pulled away from you I fall apart All You say is sacred to me Your eyes are so pure I can't look away As we lay in the stillness you whisper to me Baby love me Promise you'll stay with me You don't have to ask me You know your all I live for I'd die just to hold you, stay with you Somehow I'll show you your my everything I've always been right behind you Now I'll always be right beside you So many nights I cried myself to sleep Now that you love me I love myself I never thought I would say this I never thought I would meet you

Wishing...
The other day I attended a training session to become a tutor for the Adult Learning Center! I wanted to do something that made me feel that I was giving back to the community, kind of like a job without pay. I know that being a mother comes first in my life, but I already take pride in that, and feel I do a great job with my kids. Volunteering is just another way for me to feel important and to make a difference.. I've never had a 'Real' job and no one seems to understand my desire to feel needed, and maybe I don't quite understand all the pressures that come from having a job, but it's something I will always wonder about. Many times I find myself wishing I had never been in a car accident, that I could just be part of the main stream of society, but no matter how hard I wish I can never change it. I've learned to accept it best I can, but sometimes I still get sad. I know I'm just feeling sorry for myself, I feel that things will never get better. The hole I'm in now i

Always And Forever
Basking in the warmth of your smile And the music of your laugh I feel your tenderness And your oh so witty style I don’t know why god blessed me With such a friend as you But it makes my pleasure complete And very happy too The way you always know me And exactly what to do When my loneliness gets me down And I’m so very blue The way you see into my soul And looked behind my eyes And I don’t have to hide my feelings And put on a disguise With you I learned to trust And as I person I have grown Who could have possibly told me How could I have known That you would come in to my life And my beauty would start to bloom And like a pretty butterfly Come out of my cocoon To share your tender heart The warmness of your smile The courage of your wisdom For these I’d walk for miles To be thinking of a time When you’d no longer be there For me to gaze upon in delight And all our feelings share Is not acceptable to me Beca

It's Always About You.
Why do you make me become addicted to you, and then not answer my phone calls? Why is it so easy for me to get so wrapped into you, and then so hard for me to let your memory fade away? Why is it that whenever i get angry enough at you to make me want to give you up, i find a CD that you made me? Why am i so crazy about you that i think about you every single day? i know why. the answer is simple. because i Love you. no matter what you do, or don't do no matter what you have been through no matter what you will go through no matter what everyone else says no matter what everyone else belives no matter what happens, i'll always be here. because I LOVE YOU.

For All My Sisters Out There
SISTERS The things we tell ourselves are true We are strong we are good and we are true Our wills and our lives and our friends prove that we are worthy and that we are loved Our actions show our strength and morality Those that cannot accept appreciate or understand it are not worthy of our beauty or our grace I will be there to help you through the good the bad and the indifferent I will be there to support you when things go wrong and I'll be there to cheer you when things are just aces You possess something not all of us have You have generations that will live on remembering you treasuring you You have many that will call you friend that will be there when you call or even if you don't because they care Some of us cannot say we have that kind of love in our lives I just wanted to write this to say You are my sister by choice not birth You are my friend for the same

Crockpot Chicken Tortilla Soup
1 (46 ounce) can chicken broth 1 (15 ounce) can tomato sauce 1 (15 ounce) can diced tomatoes 3 cups shredded cooked chicken (great to use rotisserie from the deli) 2 anaheim chilies, diced 1 jalapeno pepper, diced 1/2 cup diced onions 3-4 large tomatoes, diced 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons minced cilantro 1 tablespoon chili powder 2 teaspoons cumin 2 teaspoons pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons Tabasco sauce 1/2 teaspoon chipotle peppers (optional) Garnish Ideas: 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 1 avocado, chopped 1/4 cup cilantro, pulled from stem 1 lime, cut into wedges 2 cups crushed tortilla chips Dollup of sour cream Throw everything except the garnishes in your crockpot and let it cook on high for 5-6 hours. Dress with garnishes and give it a squeeze of lime (a must:-) and you're good to go!

Missing U Again
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

Dj Dark Soul In The Grow Room On Ropeman Radio! Right Now !!!!
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com JUST CLICK THE PIC. (repost of original by '¢¼ CRAZY BITCH ¢¼ ¢¾ (DJ Lost Souls) ¢¾ GROW ROOMS CO-OWNER' on '2007-06-10 18:10:23') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 18:35:07') (repost of original by '§adistic Lìght~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress' on '2007-06-10 19:00:19') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 19:17:35') (repost of original by '¤Fålleñ Añgël¤..of thE GraVeYard GirLs.~Graveyard Family~' on '2007-06-10 19:23:50')

I Poem I Wrote
rain over head Category: Life oh how the rain falls it only falls in one spot, over my head! why does this rain turn red? its redness it just one thing, its bitter tasted is another why does it rain only on me? everywhere i go it rains this red stuff! only on me! why does the air fell thin and small , why does my mind wonder so far? little clouds above my head, why are u here and what do u want? cloud: i am here cause u are there, your mind is far but u are near! little cloud above my head wont u come back another day ? cloud: i am here for you are there, i came when things are feared, little cloud go away i want to be along today cloud: i will go , but you will see, nothing is better then me what a day , what a week, what a month oh dear me! no family to see me maybe i should disappar what a shame,what a shame! where has all my family gone? firsted you saw me all tall and pretty then you see me slowly shrink next i start to slowly think

Love (for All Eternity)
Come and fly into this world that we made our own. Nobody can touch us, we're all alone. Take my hand and lead the way into this light that you bring to me. I give all that I am to you, and the fear from inside rips out into shreds. You keep me alive and breathing, just waiting to grasp your being in my arms. Peeking around the corner with my single rose, you took it away and gave me more. You set my pain entangled heart free. You're now every part of me. Imagine this world that we will create. Taken away by sweet blissful thoughts of you and I. You've taken my heart, and it's yours to keep. Never ending beating will always sound as long as you hold it. Cradle my heart, care for it, let it remain. For as long as you nurture it's living, it can remain yours for all eternity...

April= Sweetie
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... ¢À JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boys/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Eas

Monday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Father's Day Giveaway At The Bunny Ranch, Frank Vincent, Carlos Mencia, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Club Soda
Happy Monday, boys and girls... The Opie and Anthony Show is live (on terrestrial stations) and there's a hell of a show in store for you today. First off, our pal Frank Vincent will be checking in to say 'Farewell' to The Sopranos (oh...what...an...ending...blech). Dennis Hof from the Bunny Ranch (from HBO's Cathouse) will be calling in to help us promote our upcoming Father's Day Giveaway. Finally, Carlos Mencia will be calling in to talk about this year's Traveling Virus Tour. As always, if you need to see any of the cast and crew LIVE in studio, turn on your Paltalk so you can see everyone picking their nose and eating breakfast. Of course, you could also head on over to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room and watch all of the WOMEN SHOWERING (RedRum, we're looking in your direction).... which is what we usually do. NEW FATHER'S DAY 'BUNNY RANCH' GIVEAWAY: We're looking for desperate fathers who may not have had a 'date' in a while, so if you think your dad is a lonely schlub wh

Life Is What Life Is
Through all the ups, all the downs, some will be there, some can’t be found. If they won’t care as they should, so be it. This is life in the way that I wish to see it. You can give your all, or you can try not. When they decide to leave, what have you got? You build it up then it breaks away. This is life in the way I see it today. Days come and go, true hearts stay close. Without happiness, love is an imitation at most. You haven’t stayed close, it’s hard to love you. This is life in a way that is sadly true. To leave behind such a feeble mind. Forget it and pursue someone real. This is my goal, and in time… This will be life and the way I feel.

Relationships Suck
So I just got over havin a long ass talk with my boyfriend. He said to me tonight that he doesn't see us being together and the only reason that we're still together is because of the kids. He calls me a fake ass bitch because i act different at work vs at home vs with my friends. of course i act different! i have to be professional at work, a mother at home, and i finally have a chance to be the real me when i'm with my friends. So we are havin "the talk" tonight. the talk to end all talks. by tomorrow morning, i may be single. We'll just have to see where this goes tonight and updates will be posted tomorrow!

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout now a proud family to WILDIN OUT RADIO CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 4 Bartenders 4 Greeter 5 female dancers 4 male dancer 4 promoters Enforcers 4 between midnight central time to 6am central time 4 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Week 48
- It looks as though Black Adam (who’s been hiding in the defunct Kahndaq Embassy) won’t try to kill Mary Marvel right off the bat. Maybe it’s because the lass made him laugh so mightily at the mention of his powers. - At the Daily Planet, Perry White’s totally giving it to Jimmy for being a crap reporter. After glossing over the fact that Lois heard him get attacked by Croc over a cell phone, Jimmy and friends look out the window to see…the city being attacked by some kind of laserrific meteors! The cub reporter hot-foots it to the scene whilst calling Superman on his trusty signal watch. Too bad for some innocent bystanders that the Man of Steel isn’t instantly on the scene, because a ton of bricks and mortar are falling toward their heads. - The Teen Titans gather for the funeral of Duela Dent, including former Titan Donna Troy. While she’s like, hanging around and mourning and junk, Jason Todd appears sans his Red Hood getup and tells Donna that he wants to talk to her about

Do You???
Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss

Pain!!!
the pain that you feel, but cant touch. a pain you know of, but cant explain a pain so feirce you go insane the unknown pain that clutches your heart and burns in your soul the pain in your life to strong to carry on the unknown pain that clouds your mind and devours your every thought the pain of broken promises broken dreams the pain thats unheard of the pain that's not seen

Psycho On The Lose....friends Read!
I HAVE THIS STUPID BITCH ON HERE GOING THROUGH MY FRIENDS LIST AND TURNING PEOPLE AGAINST ME..HER NAME IS CHELSEA AND SHE USES A DECOY NAME MOMMY2BE....THIS IS ALL BECAUSE ME AND HER BF ARE FRIENDS...SO IF THE FUCKING DUMB ASS COMES TO YOU AND SAYS BS..PLEASE CONFRONT ME FIRST RATHER THAN ASSUMING THE CUNT IS RIGHT....THANK U

Mommy
Mommy Mommy said she loved me, As she slowly broke my heart, My mommy said she wanted a daughter, As she tore my life apart. My Mommy told me not to be afraid, As she beat me lifelessly. My mommy told me I'm pretty, As she cut my long blond hair. My Mommy says she loves me, Once I believed it was true. But what would you say, If my mommy said she didn't love you. My Mommy began to hate me, She hated I was a girl. My Mommy told me she made a mistake, A mistake making me. I don't know what I did to mommy, But now all she does is cry. I don't know what I did to mommy, That would make her want me to die. I miss my mommy, The one who cared, But that mommy only loved me, When I was but three and a half. My mommy said I wasn't good enough. That I couldn't be her child. Mommy said she wished she could kill me, Just like my dear brother. So I wish the Gods and Goddesses would bless dear brother, For he didn't do any thing wrong, I wish the Gods and

What Exactly Is Love?
is it a single flower given to someone you care for just because you wanted to? is it a feeling you have when you are around someone? is it the way that your heart skips a beat when you hear a certain voice? the way your palms get sweaty when you are near them? how exactly do you define it? how do you show someone that you love them when they live many states away from you? make them understand how important they are to you. ---------- blah boredom sucks. i think too much. i think its time to get off this pc.

The 1996 Vintage, Part 7
Infiltration of the e-mail system provokes the BOFH to adulterate the Yellow Pages ... I'm fine tuning the satellite WAN antenna and encryption system when my e-mail client signals a message. I turn from the calibration screen (and US Military movie channel that it has unfortunately become irrevocably locked on to), and check the message. To receive a message is strange as my normal e-mail address simply discards messages once it's forwarded the sender's e-mail address on to several bulk e-mail marketing lists. Examining the message, I find it appears to have come from inside the company. Strange, as my e-mail address is known to no-one but the pimply-faced-youth. I know it's not from the PFY as he's organising the distribution of the recently delivered phone directories. Curiouser and curiouser ... Further examination reveals that the e-mail has in fact come from the new helpdesk (alias helldesk) software which has trolled the password file of the mail serv

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 2
The BOFH comes face to face with the ultimate in office bureaucracy. And he just won't wear it ... Something smells fishy. Very fishy indeed. Positively tuna casserole. The boss is in a good mood. Almost radiant, in fact. It can only bode bad tidings, especially as his phone log notes that he's been talking to one of the company lawyers. Sadly, the text of the conversation was lost due to an oversight on the part of the PFY, who forgot to change the tapes on the voice recorder. A mistake he won't be making twice if the power stapler has anything to do with it ... It's obvious something's up - he's scheduled a meeting with us at 10.30am, a time normally quite unknown to us. The smug expression on his face leaves me in no doubt that he feels his position is unassailable. "Gentlemen," he says, with an uncharacteristic show of camaraderie, "Why don't you take an hour's unpaid leave to go and get changed?" The PFY is in like a shot. "And why don't

Life Fucking Sucks!!!
You keep hurting me and you don't even care. You just laugh in my face. You act like your better then me. You just need to wake up a realize that your shit does stink. It stinks real bad. You think that you are above me. I so wish i can kick you off your high horse, because it is really going to hurt when you fall and hit the ground, I am going to make that that it does and you won't recover easly. Your time will come!

I Miss These Days
Life was simple. You lived for Saturday morning cartoons. Families still sat down at the dinner table together and actually talked. Music was deep and had meaning. Kids respected their elders. Moms cooking was the best and she was the most beautiful woman in the world to you. Families actually took vacations and did things together instead of argue and fight. You could go to bed and leave your doors unlocked. Each day was a different adventure with your friends. You could stay out way past dark playing hide and seek, or catch lightning bugs. When 30 seemed so old. When there was still prayer in school. And the pledge of allegience was still recited every morning before class. When getting a brownie after dinner would be a treat. You could fall down, bounce 20 times and land in thorns, get up and laugh. When driving a car was exciting instead of a headache. You thought you would live forever. You had fun playing in the rain, instead of worrying about how you are going t

What To Do?
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, see the answer below. > > > >../ > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > >Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round

In My Eyes
In my eyes I see black hair Brown eyes, as my heart bleeds I feel the pain as my heart bleeds She wipes my tears as my heart bleeds I am laying here sick she holds me as I feel Her breath over me will I continue to bleed Is she here with me I feel the need In my eyes I see a beautiful brown eyed girl Will she be part of me? I see her in picture, I hear her voice As she is a part of me will she be My brown eyed girl Or continue to bleed

Beauty
I know alot of guys will judge you by comparing you to other women found on this site but i have a different take on judging women. I use the Adam approach (as in garden of eden)i look opon you as if i have never seen a woman before that way i can study the subtle things that make you unique beatiful and in most cases very nice to talk to.Thank you for reading this blog and i hope you will give some feedback.

Just Few Things To Make You Smile
LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON : ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!!" SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASK

All I Need
In Your darkness i find my light Fore it is Your darkness that feeds by soul. In Your chains i find my freedom Fore bound by them, i am as i choose to be. In Your pleasure i find my own Fore it is my own deep dark desire. In Your arms i find my refuge Fore i know You shall keep me safe and warm. In Your eyes i find my world Fore i see my spirit dancing with Yours. In You, My Master, i find everything i shall ever need!

A Few Days
It's been a few days since I lost blogged here, mainly just because I blog two other places and generally don't visit CT as much while I'm working. I haven't been at the house to much either... I don't have a whole lot going on, I haven't seen Brandi in almost two weeks, I really want ot see her. My ex Jodi has been calling and emailing me, she wants to see me, but is affraid to because of the weight that she put on since having her baby. I'm not so much a superficial guy, so it wouldn't matter to me so much, ya know? I have been lonely as of late, so even going to the club and drinking myself into oblivion doesn't help much. Like the old song, I want somebody to love. I do, I miss being in a relationship. I want someone that I can go home to, someone that I can lavish with affection. I'm not just talking about the need for sex either. When you get to my age it doens't seem to be all about that anyway.... I could be wrong, but I want the feelings??? So that is what is going on

How Do You Tell Someone How You Feel About Them?
How do you tell someone you love them, when you are unsure of what their feelings are towards you? This is the first time I have ever had strong feelings about a guy. I never knew what it was like and I am not sure if I should tell him how I feel. I mean, not just am I setting myself up for humiliation if he doesn't return my feelings, but I am opening a piece of my soul to him. Being hurt is the last thing I need at this point and I would appreciate any and all advice. Thanks

I've Learned
I COPIED THIS FROM A BULLITIN IT SAYS IT ALL On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/s he handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the e same thing as making a "life.." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I've learned that whene

Not Going To Matter To Anyone But Me...
But today is the birthday of a friend... The one I crush on... His 21st... YES I like them young (still trainable and usually not as deceitful)... I'm not going to do anything about the crush though... I don't make the first move... And I hardly ever see the guy to even attempt it... And the fact that his newest baby was just born yesterday morning (doing good from what I heard but didn't hear if it was a boy or girl)... And the fact that he has a new girl toy... Besides... I'm not looking to be anyone's girlfriend or whatnot... I'M DONE with relationships... All I want is a guy friend (or maybe more than one, and/or a chick) that is willing to have "relations" every once in a while... That can be honest with me and keep things casual and maintain a friendship... On another note... This tipped my "happy meter"... The stupid bitch that keeps parking her truck in the handicapped spots without a tag... Her truck alarm went off 10 times last night because the spot she was o

You Wanted The Best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KISS is regarded as one of the most influential rock and roll bands of all-time. Their career milestones are staggering. KISS holds honors as one of America's top gold record champions, recording 36 albums over 32 years selling over 75 million albums worldwide. Over thirty years of record-breaking tours around the globe include high-profile appearances at Super Bowl XXXIII, the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City and most recently, the 2005 Rockin' The Corps concert dedicated to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. The KISS legacy continues to grow, generation after generation, transcending age, race and creed. The unparalleled devotion and loyalty of the KISS Army to the "Hottest Band in the World" is a striking testament to the band's unbreakable bond with its fans.

The Week
Well, things are perking up a bit so I guess it’s a good time to make an update. Had some pretty significant downs this week, so I’m going to focus on the bad things first and then turn to the good, that way we all end on positive notes. But, it’s a bit of a jumble so I’ll have to toggle a bit ok? • Night Zero = Some extremely hard hitting, confusing and painful things with Bran. I’m still not sure where to put it all. On the one hand I love him dearly and I just want him to be happy. On the other hand I’m being confronted with the fact that what could potentially make him the happiest isn’t me. And if not me than who? And will I still be able to be a part of his life (retirement in Nevada… days on end of pleasure) if that person isn’t me? I’m still working on differentiating myself through this one. One thing is for certain though. I absolutely refuse to love him any less. But, I’m even more acutely aware of the fact that it could make the broken heart that much harder

Bed Of Roses
To lie in a bed of roses, To feel the silkiness against my skin, The fragrance How it comforts me, Though feeling so alone, Once again. There was a time When skies weren't cloudy, And it seldom ever rained, But as the clouds begin to rumble, Once again there's so much pain. So I'll lie in my bed of roses, And wait till the storm subsides, And use the petals from my bed, To wipe away the tears I've cried.

Mylil' Kaleiatia[r] 1st Visit 6-24-07_7-9-07
~this is mylil' kaleiatia sis during her visit with U/us first time, i got a little bit pic taking happy she and Master B/both tell me, but i did such for T/them B/both as i felt was only right for memory's sake as i would have liked having done for my first visit with/to O/our Master so long ago. Taking pics is my way of commiting stuff to memory and comforting myself when i am forced to be parted from myMaster, though i admit that i dont think when He has me moved in with Him that i will stop this addicting habit of mineyou!!! more later when i can focus my thoughts once again on what this visit meant to me and how i feel~ tallyssinae[R]

My Life (lol)
Grabova.com - MyAdultProfile.com Comments the picture above is to say thanks to anyone who decides to add me. my life well im female not to fat not to thin. im due to start college in september to be a forensic officer(i aint scared as i have seen a couple of dead bodys and i wasnt scared ) i currently live in north england and at the moment it is raining badly most of the uk is on flood alert. i will keep up dating this when i have something different to add,or if you have a question please ask me.

Bad Nite
Of course I work 3rd shift(10pm-6am)!! Anyway, my night sucked last night in a major way! I don't understand why people who should know better have to give you an attitude and yell at you like you were the one doing wrong. I certainly don't take attitude and yelling from my teenage kids, so why would I take it from a co-worker under me. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that I would be the supervisor of the 3rd shift, so this sort of makes me like management! I ended up sending the immature twit home and then felt like I had done something wrong all night, but thank God for other friends! This one guy tried in a major way to help me get the work done that i needed to get done and he tried his darnest to get me to laugh and smile! well, it worked- he had me laughing and smiling in a matter of minutes just from a few things he said if you get my drift and it even continued with a few text messages after I got home and thanked him for helping me out! This is my first blog here and I don't wa

Military Prayer Chain
Let us pray... Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it! Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers Don't break it! Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!

Girls Only
If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged you: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me

A Burning Passion
As I walk down this lonesome road of life... My heart has a never ending surge of desire. Always looking for the soulmate of my dreams. I look into the eyes of every stranger... Searching for the same longing that I have. My heart aches with a burning passion... Endlessly grasping for eternal love. My dreams are engulfed with a mystical figure With no face... Carrying me to the brink of satisfaction. Explosions of desire overwhelm me. A face suddenly appears through the mist... It is my soulmate, my true love. The one man that will fulfill every imagination... Leading the way to eternal ecstasy. Question...you are this burning passion.

Betrayal
What's funny about life is when you know someone is betraying you. When presented with this situation you can do one of two things: You can either sit back and watch as it unfolds or deal with the situation by ignoring it or confronting it. I find myself taking a backseat to many situations that involve betrayal recently, I like to see the people dig themselves in to a hole that they cannot get out of. Is it strange that in a way I derive some sort of enjoyment from watching it unfold. They don't know I know, they have no clue that I fully understand the situation and the gravity that it accompanies, but I know. I know everything about the situation and they can't possibly understand.

Hot Tubbin
You're staying out of town in a hotel on business. It was a long day and you just want to relax so you change into your swim trunks and grab a towel and head for the hot tub. It's late and the pool area is deserted. You let out a sigh of relief as you slowly climb into the hot water of the hot tub. You lean back against the side and rest your head on the edge, closing your eyes and letting the heat of the water relax your body. You feel something brush your leg and you quickly lift your head up, wincing at the head rush. A woman is standing directly in front of you without a stitch of clothing on. You look closer and it dawns on you who she is, it's the front desk clerk that checked you in earlier that afternoon. She moves closer to you and runs her hand up your thigh. You can feel yourself get harder, the woman is gorgeous, her firm perky breasts begging for your touch. You reach out and rub your thumb against her nipple before you start to knead them, using both hands. She inches you

Cruisin'
Your best friend convinces you to go on a singles cruise with him. You're wandering around the ship at a loss as of what to do. You sit down in a lounge chair next to the pool and a waitress comes up to take your drink order. You sit back and sip your drink, soaking up the heat from the sun, having left home with 6 feet of snow and freezing cold. You close your eyes and your mind drifts to thoughts of all the hot women your best friend had promised you that you'd meet. A smile drifts across your face as you begin to daydream. You jump as you feel someone sit on the lounge beside you. You push your sunglasses on top of your head and look into the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. She's your dream girl in the flesh. You're mouth drops as you look her up and down, from her big voluptuous breasts to the trim waist, to the teeny tiny bikini she had on. She runs her hand up your thigh into the leg of your shorts, massaging the muscles as she works her way up. Her hand brushes against y

Amusement Park
You and your girlfriend are at an amusement park. All of a sudden she gets this devilish gleam in her eye and pulls you toward the biggest rollercoaster they have in the park, which isn't really too spectacular but it goes underground. The line isn't very long because there's a slight mist coming down and everybody is either running for the exit or the snack building. You both climb onto the back seat of the ride. The ride starts to move and she whispers into your ear, "I want to have sex on this ride." Your jaw drops and you look at her stunned and ask, "How are we going to do that?" "Very carefully, watch." She pulls her shorts down then carefully pulls your erection out of your pants. She then wiggles her way onto your lap, the lap guard pushing the two of you closer together. You reach down and help her slide your erection into her just as the ride starts to climb a big hill. She rocks her hips back and forth as the gravity from the ride plasters her body against yours. The ride ge

Shopping Anyone??
You're shopping with your girlfriend and she sends you into the fitting room to try on some clothes. She follows you in and there's no one else around so you pull her into the curtained off room. You convince her to have sex right there, right now and you're extremely excited. You quickly shove her skirt up and realize she's not wearing any pantyhose, the only thing underneath her skirt is her bright red thong. Just the thought makes you even more excited. You unbutton your pants and she wraps her legs around your waist and you thrust into her, making her moan. You crush your lips to hers, swallowing her moans so you don't get caught. You turn around so her back is against the wall as you pound into her, faster and faster, making her soft little moans louder and louder. You can feel her muscles clench around you as she climaxes, bringing you over the edge with her. You hear someone talking out in the hall outside the fitting room and she starts to giggle as you both quickly get dressed

Mile High Club
you're on an airplane, sittin in an aisle seat, when the woman of your dreams comes up to you and asks if the seat next to you is empty. you say yes it is but i'd rather you just sit on my lap.she rolls her eyes at you and smiles and as she's trying to walk by you, she accidentally on purpose falls into your lap. you wrap your arms around her and hold her in place, makin sure she feel what she did to you. she smiles at you and bats her eyes flirtatiously before she gets up and moves over to the seat next to you. as the plane takes off you pull her back onto your lap, making sure to pull her short skirt up in the back to expose her butt. she sits on your lap and can feel you getting harder through your pants. you undo your pants and slide her thong off to the side. you slowly slide into her hot, wet center, sighing at the sensations running through you. the stewardess comes by and asks if you'd like anything to drink and she tries to squeak out that she was fine, without letting on what

Movie Theater
ok, you're in a packed movie theater with the woman of your dreams, there's only one row of seats that are empty in the whole room and it's in the middle of the room. you follow her to the middle seats in that row. you sit down and get as close to each other as possible. people are lookin at you both as you begin to kiss. the lights go out, the movie starts and people forget about you. she wraps her arms around your shoulders, plunging her fingers into your hair, feeling the silky feel of it between her fingers. you nip at her bottom lip and quietly growl at her. you pull your lips away from hers and kiss your way to her ear where you whisper how much ya want her, right there n right now.she smiles slyly before she leans over and whispers in your ear that she's not wearing any underwear underneath her very short skirt. you growl louder and people yell shhhhhhhhhhhh! you carefully undo your pants and pull her onto your lap, slowly sliding all the way into her hot, moist heat. you reach

"desolate Heart"
"DESOLATE HEART" By: Michelle Lea Vinson Desolate heart so fragile it breaks, longing for sodality. Memories of a youthful past; yet again, we remember. Memories come and go; as we grow closer to death. Loneliness lingers within our thoughts, Well we be alone at death? Michelle Vinson Copyright ©2007 Michelle Lea Vinson

Walking With Daddy
Walking with Daddy "Walk a little slower, Daddy," Said a child so small. "I'm following in your footsteps And I do not want to fall." "Sometimes your steps are very fast, Sometimes they're hard to see. So walk a little slower, Daddy, For you are leading me." "Someday when I am all grown up, You're what I want to be. Then I will have a little child Who'll want to follow me." "And I would want to lead just so And know that I was true. So walk a little slower, Daddy, For I must follow you."

Worlds Shortest Novels
*********************** FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno _________________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton _________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

Father's Day Chair
Well, that is Father's Day come and gone. I try to get something that suits the person when I have gifts to get. So, this year, as my husband is not well and tends to sit around quite often and has trouble with stairs, I got him one of those rocking chairs for the deck. Like the ones you see at Cracker Barrel. It took me a while to find one here in Canada, but I did about a month ago. So, this week I drove out to get it. I was kind of surprised to hear they came in a box and that I would have to put it together. Oh yuck. But they assured me no one has had problems, so I trundled it into the car. I waited until he was sleeping and then took it downstairs. I built it in a few stages, again while he was sleeping. (and I might add I got a blister on my hand from the screw driver as I wanted to make sure it was strong enough). It was fine downstairs until today as he does not do stairs, as I already said. This morning. I carried it upstairs and put it on the deck, with 2 big ribbons on

A Few To Start Out With ;)
Life is too hard Remember those days? You know the ones where you hang out with friends, and drink till the sun come up. Life is to hard the same song they always play You know we all would do what we could, to get back those days We all had that friend that dreamed really big Or the one who was bragging about all the women beds he has been in Or the one who could make you laugh, while you were down in your tears Oh yeah, them were the good years. So Mr. DJ! Put that Life is to hard Song back on Got to get my life back on track Show these young ones, how its done So, life got you down? Like I know it can! Then close those eyes, and think of those long lost friends Sit on the porch and poor your self a drink And sway your head to that Life is to hard song you know the beat Make me the person Make me the person the one that people will always love When I walk down the street, they know my name Hey man! Can I borrow some money? They will al

"the White Buffalo Legend"
The legend of the White Buffalo is very sacred to many Native Americans. The Lakota ( Sioux ) Nation has passed down the original story, now approximatly 2.000 years old, at many council meetings, sacred ceremonies, and through the trtribe's storytellers. There are several variations, but all are meaningful, and tell of the same outcome. To have communication with Creator through prayer with clear intent, for Peace, Harmony and Balance for all living in the Earth Mother. Spirituality among the Native Americans and non-Native Americans has been a strong force for those who believe in the power of Great Spirit or God. It matters not what you call the Creator of life. What matters is that you pray to give thanks for your blessings and trust the guidance given to you from the world of spirit. Many truths about spirit are told and handed down from one generation to the next. The legend of the White Buffalo Calf Woman tells how the people had lost the ability to communicate with Creato

So True
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. So send this to all of your friends (and me) in the next 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight. "Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin". "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." Maya Angelou "Work like yo

Monday Links: Opie And Anthony Live On Fm And Xm Traveling Virus Recap, Photos From Jones Beach, New O&a Video, New Britney Photos, New Videos Online
Oh Lord Nude Lady Rubbing Lotion on Paltalk! (FlightBenefits, we're looking in your direction) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good Monday Mornin' everybuddy! It's a happy shiny day and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is off suspension and live on both XM and terrestrial stations. Want to see the show LIVE as it happens? turn on your PALTALK, go to 'Opie and Anthony Live', and see the whole crew ...AND see WOMEN SHOWERING, SLEEPING, and walking around their rooms...in front of their webcams...Naked. Today on the POgram, we'll be recapping the Jones Beach Traveling Virus Comedy Show. We'll be checking in with Patrice Oneal, Rich Vos, and Bob Kelly this morning. There are a bunch of photos online from the show already: Jones Beach Traveling Virus - Photos by Mike Black Jones Beach Traveling Virus - Photos by EROCK If you're at the show, and you take a bunch of photos you can ADD THEM TO YOUR OWN PHOTO GALLERY IN YOUR OWN URL... as long as

Check This Out!
Stop! Don't judge by what you see. For this not what God meant me to be. Look at the inward part of my heart, for I am not a finished product yet. Stop! Have you prayed today? Have you acknowledged God in everyway Or are you doing things your own way? Moving by your powers? Stop! Did you thank God on today? Did you give Him some praise, exalting Him In all He does? Or are you complaining, murmuring about how, what, when and who He's using to take you to Your destiny. Stop! Have you told someone you love them today, or are you waiting on them to break the ice. Have you lead someone to Christ today? Did you tell them for their sins the price He's already paid? Stop! Have you taken time with a child today? Teaching them and showing them the right way? Did you let them know that everything they do does matter? Stop! Rewind! ~ Minister Ernestine Preston

Dosha
Your Dosha is Pitta You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor. You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader. Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways. But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical. With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you In love: You are picky but passionate To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight. What's Your Dosha?

Bras.
You Are a Lace Bra! Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome With a softer side that only you can draw out What Kind of Bra Are You?

Pc Problem
im having a major pc problem right now so if anyone wants to have an in depth convo please email me their number because i cant stay on long periods of time, my pc keeps rebooting over and over and i have to unplug it for a while just to get a little time on here virus scans dont work or anything like that oh and i found my glasses finally lol

Flat Belly
Flat Belly Â Â Â Â A little boy walks into his parents ' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." If you don ' t forward this joke in 5 minutes you will have bad sex for Â fifteen years.

The Heart
The Heart Please send this back but only if you mean it! "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy Interrupted. The surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll Cut your heart open," he continued, To see how much damage has been Done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll Find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much Damage has been done, I'll sew your Heart and chest back up, and I'll plan What to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The Hymns all say He lives there. You'll Find Him in my heart." The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell You what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood Supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives There." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in his office,

Expectations
1. Don't call me babe, baby, hun, darlin' or any other term of endearment. 2. I don't give my MSN, Yahoo address easily, I have to know you first. 3. I don't cam, don't even try it 4. I'm not looking for a relationship, this is all for fun. 5. If you want to add me as a friend, send me a note telling me why you want to add me. Other than that you should be good to go.

Cam Girl Profile: Jenn
In our ongoing efforts to find out what makes the girls of FOUNDRY CAMS tick, we have chosen to interrogate...err, interview... another one of these lovely ladies. This week, we have chosen the sexy, petite, smiley, Jenn, who you may have seen dancing to 'The Guitarfather'. We fired off our usual batch of asswipe questions, and she wiped accordingly... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Jenn: Scary things-or being kissed on the neck :D DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Jenn: I can do the splits. (which, of course, is better than having 'the shits'... *rimshot*) Sweet Victoria and Jenn lookin' fancy...CLICK THE PIC, fool! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Jenn: Dump his ass and find someone better. DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex? Jenn: Hmm...both. Jenn mushes her boobs in her FUCK ME shirt. Click the pic to get one! DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear? Jenn: Depend

Internet Addiction
It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer-gaming habit, but if you want to give it a shot, here's what you can do: Step 1: Let go of the mouse. Step 2: Turn off the computer. Step 3: Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. Step 4: Eat something other than chips, cookies or Pop Tarts. Step 5: Date someone you didn't meet in a chat room or through HotDreamDates.com. Step 6: Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. Step 7: Get some sleep in bed rather than at your keyboard. Step 8: Open a window without turning your computer on! Step 9: The next time you feel an urge to blog or post a comment on a message board, go out looking for discarded beer and soda cans along the side of the road. At least that way you'll be doing something useful for society! Step 10: Stop adding ".com" to your name when you sign your e-mails and cease saying "LOL" when you hear funny jokes at work or partie

Declaration Of Intent
While I am interested in any friendship that may come my way, I am not here to be your friend just because you rate me a 10 or become my fan. Do not expect those ratings from me or those actions from me unless I either feel like it, or unless I actually know you. If you want to be my friend I suggest you start talking first, then add me, otherwise I will outrightly reject anyone. I'm not trying to be an asshole, just honest.

Help A Ho Out
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=hofosho86 sign up even if you will never use this site (and frickin make sure you confirm the signing up by putting in your activation code thats sent to you via email) AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR FUCKING EVER - its NEOPETS a website geared towards kids and teens - im addicted to it lol please i wanna buy a paintbrush for my pet elephante

Ask Me Anything
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An Oldie...enjoy!
Be careful who you wish for They said... And I wished for you With a twinkle and a soft touch You caress my back CRACK! for all the messages I didn't send CRACK! for not being careful of your wrists CRACK! for pushing a point to far And five or so more I can't remember the reasons for My eyes now cry at the sweet release... no reasons but the pain My back now bleeds reminders of how much you love me and why I should love you "Don't forget my love, or I'll remind you some more!" Sometimes I forget On purpose... c. scorpionfish 7/24/06

A Kiss
The wonder of love The taste, the sound Belonging to one One that knows Your deepest desires Darkest secrets Hidden meanings Reside in a simple touch A kiss, just a kiss So sweet, so innocent To the outside world Ignites the flame Of the passion Between two souls Becoming one Forever entwined

Surveys
IF you get more than 30 you're paranoid. If you get 10 or less you're fearless. People who don't have any are dummies who want people to think they are tough stuff. I Fear... [] the dark [] being a parent [] giving birth [x] being myself in front of others [] open spaces [] closed spaces [x] heights [] black cats [x] dogs [] birds [] fish [x] spiders [] driving or being in cars [] flying [] flowers or other plants [] being touched [x] fire [x] deep water [] the ocean [] failure [] success [} thunder/lightning [] frogs/toads [] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad [] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom [] my ex boyfriends/girlfriends dad [] my ex boyfriends/girlfriends mom [x] mice/rats [x] jumping from high places [] snow [] rain [] wind [x] crossing hanging bridges [] death [] Heaven [] being robbed [] cotton balls [] cemeteries [] clowns [] large crowd [] men [] women [] having great responsibility [] doctors, including dentists [x] torna

Part Two
Her jade eyes lifted to the sky. The gaping stab wound of the full moon in the night's blackness was almost startling. Taking one last drag off her cheap cigarette; she flicked it into the darkness of the alley below her. She could see the glow of the cherry shatter and then slowly fade. Her heels scraped over the rusting fire escape she perched upon as she moved to glance back inside the window of her rat hole of an apartment. With a light sigh she pressed her back to the cool bricks and laid her head back. The gin's kick was fading and coffee was starting to sound good. She knew her kitchen was empty though, damn. Carefully she made her way down the fire escape. Smirking as she passed each window without giving a damn about who she spied through shitty aluminum blinds that many couldn't get to close. She dusted her hands on the thighs of her jeans once she reached the sidewalk. Her steps echoed through the alley as she made her way to the street. Slipping into what little st

The Wicca Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in the Caul

Transformers Movie
I know it sounds kinda fan boy-ish, but I DON'T CARE!!!!! I got tickets to "Transformers" for the pre-screening on the 2nd. Hahahahaha....... ha. I watched the cartoon as a kid and so did my good friend Steve. We're calling it a guys night out. When my wife has a girls night, she goes dancing with the girls...... guys night is either drinking heavily or going to see what looks to the baddest ass movie of the year. Go figure. Go ahead and be jealous, go ahead and hate, but I'm still seeing Transformers the first chance I get.

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next ;Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ a s the late J.C. 7 ) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock a

Yay!
So now I've got yet more delicious chocolately goodness on the condition that I write a blog about it. . .wow that chocolate is quite fantastic. . .Just amazingly tasty. .. Its so melt and delightful. . .and I love the little bits of toffee and nuts cause if you just let it melt on your tongue then you have this nice little bit of chocolaty toffee and nuts. . .mmmmm best thing ever. Thank you Reese

Drawing Nearer
As the day draws nearer I become more and more excited July 21 2007 will be an epic day for me and don't expect to hear from me until monday at the earliest perhaps tuesday. I have been waiting since the christmas of 1999 when in a choice of ideal christmas gift my grandmother awarded me three books which have since formed an neccesary part of my childhood memories and soon so painfully soon. . .It will be finished. On the one hand I'm almost nervous about it. The publishing of this final book will undoubtably be a sort of transition for me. It will be the last remenant of my childhood passing me by but I don't care because I am soooooooooooo excited I could scream and every day that excitement builds. Okay so I'm a geek but it doesn't matter when I'm as hot as I am. . . .

Native American Tribes Speak Out About Climate Change
Native American tribes speak out about climate change By Associated Press Sunday, June 17, 2007 - Updated: 03:46 PM EST MT. MOOSILAUKE, N.H. - Native American leaders are speaking out more forcefully about the danger of climate change. Members of six tribes recently gathered near the Baker River in New Hampshire's White Mountains for a sacred ceremony honoring "Earth Mother." Talking Hawk, a Mohawk Indian who asked to be identified by his Indian name, pointed to the river's tea-colored water as proof that the overwhelming amount of pollution humans have produced has caused changes around the globe. "It's August color. It's not normal," he said. "Earth Mother is fighting back _ not only from the four winds but also from underneath," he said. "Scientists call it global warming. We call it Earth Mother getting angry." At a United Nations meeting last month, several Native American leaders spoke at a session called "Indigenous Perspectives on Climate

Two Boys
TWO BOYS A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his fing

21 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, June 21: Your own company and no agenda whatsoever may be exactly perfect for you at the moment, thank you very much. But don't be surprised if others want to make plans and be around you nonetheless!

The Last Rebel
There's a grey horse standin' still As a soldier climbs in the saddle for one last ride As the rain pours off his hat You can see the shadows of the past written in his eyes Now the cannons are silent His friends are all gone Gotta put it all behind him If he ever wants to find his way home He's the last rebel on the road Just a boy with his old guitar Keeps to himself but everybody takes him wrong But he carries on Got a dream that will never die Can't change him, no use in stayin' where you don't belong Now he's rollin' down the highway Gone too far too fast No one will ever find him, he'll never look back (chorus) 'cause he's the last rebel And he's all alone He's the last rebel His friends are all gone He's the last rebel The last rebel on the road There'll never be another like him He's the last of a dying breed Ain't no use in tryin' to tame him 'cause he's the last rebel

To All My Friends
To all my new friends, welcome, and to all my old ones just wanted to keep you guys up what has been going on with me lately. I know I have kind of slacked on keeping you guys informed and for that I apologize. Well, within the last month I have taken a job at Wal-Mart. Those of you that have known me for a while know that my last job kept me on the road so long that I not only forgot the day but even what day of the week it was. I also started neglecting my friends because I barely had time to talk, let alone hang out. So now instead of having just one day off a week where all I do is sleep, I have between two and three days a week off, I took this job because the pay is better, more benefits, naturally, and it gives me more time to spend with those precious to me, my friends and family. Was going to throw a big birthday bash for my 30th birthday next month, but after people started cancelling, I have just decided not to have one. That weekend will be kind of emotional for me,

Catfish Courtbouillion
2 medium yellow onions, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 bunch parsley, chopped 1 bunch green onion tops, chopped 1 8-ounce can tomato sauce 1 cup (8 ounces) water 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon black pepper 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 3 pounds of catfish (preferably Spotted, but Blue may be substituted) Put 1 tablespoon of cooking oil in a #14 cast iron pot. Put a thin layer of a mixture of all the vegetables but the green onions and parsley on the bottom of the pot. Follow with a single, loose layer of fish pieces. Sprinkle some of a mixture of the seasonings and some of the flour on top of the fish. Drizzle some of the tomato sauce and water over the seasonings. Repeat the layering process, adding more flour, seasonings, vegetables, and tomato sauce as needed until there is no more fish left. Boil, covered, over a very low heat for thirty to forty-five minutes. Add the green onions and parsley and cook for another fiv

Oysters Bienville
3 dozen raw oysters on the half shell 6 pie pans, filled with rock salt 4 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup finely minced onion 1/2 cup finely minced bell pepper 1 cup finely minced green onion 2 cloves garlic, minced 1-1/2 cups minced raw shrimp 1 cup fresh mushrooms, minced 1/2 cup white wine 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 2 cups Bechamel sauce (make it with half-and-half or cream instead of milk, for an extra-rich sauce) 2/3 cup grated Cheddar cheese 1/2 cup fresh French bread crumbs Salt, white pepper and Tabasco to taste Dash of Peychaud's bitters (Angostura bitters may be substituted) Preheat oven to 400°F. Melt the butter, then sauté the onions, bell pepper, green onions, mushrooms and garlic until soft; add the shrimp and cook for 1 minute until barely pink. Deglaze with the white wine and lemon juice, and bring to a boil. Add the Bechamel sauce, cheese and bread crumbs, and reduce to a simmer. Add salt, white pepper and Tabasco to taste, dash of Peychaud's, then

Being True!!!
People say that they appreciate honesty, but I must say that half the time it's bullshit. I love calling my family & friends on their crap. Half the time they get offended or come up with some lame ass excuse to justify themselves. It's funny...

Candle Facts And Information...
I wanted to take a minute and fully inform you about the candles i sell... Tealights & votives: Designed to liquefy completely and release frangrance quickly, these diminutive candles are ideal for those with busy life styles, because they liquefy, votives expecially should always be burned in appriate holders. Pillars & 3 wicks: possibly the most popular candles to decorate with today, these candles make a stylish statement in a room. For best results burn approximately 1 hour for every inch in diameter. After burning round pillars and 3 wicks for a few hours, gently "hug" by pressing the soft waz sides inward around the edges to maintain a flat surface. For 3 wick bricks, hug the ends olny! Tapers: They're traditional and romatic. the brights flame of taper candles comes alive when placed in front of a mirror on a mantel or buffet! Best burn jars: Highly scented jar candles are perfect in a kitchen or bathroom to cover ordors, or to fill an entire room with fr

Fairytales Tell Tales
"Fairytales Tell Tales" let's pretend we're not needy let's pretend our hearts still beat let's pretend we fall in love tonight clumsy enough to fall for anything we'll stumble on our words we'll spill our guts on creaking bar stools below the neon blue low lives hiding in dives there's no feeling in drinking sleeping with strangers ghosts passing through bedrooms unaware a faint reflection on the barbacks mirror a face I never knew whispering, please don't be a stranger to me. who are you if you're alone you're no good at pretending all my plays have tragic endings you wish I was a fairy tale this frog will never change anything just pretend that you're in love that scolding sun is bound to come up eventually so who is it that whispers in your ear a haunting voice blows in through the window there's no feeling floating over beds a needy pleading apparition crying 'who am I if I am alone? I hardly exist at all. let's pretend that we don't need anything anymor

Married 25 Years
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." But my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Hurry...
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At Your Feet
As your fingers dance across my body I feel as if I'm the only one in th world. As you teach me and train me I feel as if I am all that matters. As I sit on my knees, Look up at you in sweet surrender I know that I can trust you With my safety, my soul. You show me things about myself That I try to fight and deny. You bring them to the surface So they can escape And I can become the woman You know I can be. You show me how to be, How to live, how to serve. You help me let go and You help me chase away the darkness That rests in my soul. In just a few short days I feel as if I've grown, Knowing I have it in me to obey To surrender and to trust in the The way I obey, trust and and surrender to you. Our journey has just begun And I've yet to see the things - the pleasures You have to show me. Such rights can only be earned, But until I do so I await your instruction - Kneeling here at your feet Knowing you will take me to new heights.

The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

New Tip
Modify Your Stickbaits Remove the front treble hook and rear section of a jointed stickbait. Replace the back of the bait with a split ring and worm hook. Texas-rig your favorite plastic worm on the hook and fish it through grassbeds and floating vegetation.

Studio Time....
I was lucky enough to get three hours in one of Philly's best recording studios last night... Cool, right? I thought i was going to be laying down bass tracks and perhaps some incidentals on some of his newer songs... not so much... i had fun, true enough, but i was totally unprepared for what i wound up doing... I played two cuts of one bass line, then spent the rest of the time arranging horn charts and playing trumpet and flugel on a swing song... and singing a bit, but meh... horn charts... not what i had in mind at all AT ALL... *mutters to self as the lights fade*

Life Saver
I’d been waiting to hit the beach ever since I moved to Ft. Walton Beach, Florida, but one thing or another would come up and I’d have to put it off again. Finally I got my chance. I packed my suntan lotion, towel, umbrella and a steamy book into my sand proof bag and set it by the door. I rummaged through my drawers and found my bikini. I loved the way it looked on my body. My curves were left to tempt anyone who dared look at me. I felt so incredibly sexy in it. I twirled a few times in front of the mirror to make sure I looked all right. Once I was satisfied I threw on a tank top and a pair of my jogging shorts. I slipped on my sandals, picked up my bag and was out the door. I purposely left my cell phone tucked safely away in my desk drawer. Nothing was going to stop the day I had planned for myself. I found the perfect spot on the sand and laid out my towel. I watched the families play in the ocean and couples rub lotion on each other as I stripped down to my purple bikini. I ru

Four Friends Share A Steamy Weekend
We woke the next morning; feeling blissfully drained from the heat of the previous nights activities. The four of us gathered ourselves together and headed for the local diner. Jill and Tony had been talking about how to celebrate their wedding anniversary with their good friends Paige and Jake. While we were eagerly enjoying breakfast, Jake and Paige said that they had a little secret to share with them. Tony and Jill were intrigued, and listened as their secret plan unfolded. With August being both couples anniversary month, they had planned a wonderful surprise to help us all celebrate. Jake explained, "I have an old Navy buddy who owns a house down here on the beach. He agreed to let us use it for the next three days while he and his family are out of town. They had collaborated with our children who had called our employers, clearing the time off, explaining that this was a surprise for our 25th Anniversary. They also had made arrangements for their children and Jake took

On Your Knees
You have been on your knees pleasing me, drinking me in, your thighs pressed against your calves, your sweet face upturned watching my eyes look into yours as my sweet cream flows down your hungry throat....And I remain Hard, needing to own you, fill you, feel your warm wetness massage and grip my long thick manhood....laying back i watch as you stand over me and slowly bend your knees...I tell you to reach back put your hands on my thighs for support, I want to watch as you use your hot, tight womanhood to please me in the way only you know how. You bring your craving outer lips to touch my thr bbing purple head and begin to settle down, ......"Slowly" I tell you...and I watch with animal lust as my shaft disappears into you inch by inch....looking up at your beautiful , sensuous, sexy curves, the line of your breasts, your moist full lips...."Move your hips back and forth, use your sweet, hungry, dripping pussy to please your Master".......MMMMM ....Goddd I'm going to cummmm againnnn

Poor Guy...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Well Im Really Upset At How My Friends Came To Help
I CANT BELIEVE OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT NO ONE CAN COME HELP OUT ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHEN I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO HELP EVERYONE IN THERE CONTEST AND LEVELING UP. I GUESS THIS SHOWS YOU HOW MANY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I REALLY HAVE...THANK YOU FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE HELPED AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BACK AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE...I GUESS I JUST LEARNED A GOOD LESSON

I Wish I Never Learned To Read
ALL I HAD LEFT WHERE SOME BILLS, A BED CRAMED INTO THE CORNER, AND MY BOOKS. WHEN I OPEN THEM, I CLOSED YOU . THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERED. ~ I WANTED HEMINGWAY'S INSANITY, GINSBERG'S SOFTNESS, AND POE'S PEN. I WANTED TO DRINK LIKE BUKOWSKI, TO SHOOT DOPE LIKE BURROUGHS, AND FUCK LIKE MILLER. I GAVE IT MY BEST, AND IT GOT ME HERE. ~ IT ALLOWED ME TO WEAR BLUE COLLARS AND SWEEP FLOORS, AND SWEAT ALONE, AND SHARE SOME WORDS THAT MATTERED ONLY TO ME. ~ IF I'LD HAVE KNOW THAT ALL THOSE PAGES AND ALL THOSE WORDS WOULD HAVE BOILDED DOWN TO THIS? I WOULD HAVE STOPPED READING LONG AGO. ~ NOW IT'S TO LATE, I'M TIRED, AND IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.

Little About Me
BOOOOOOO haha Hello well hummmmm I am 43 years young Lady.Just got married 2 years ago for the first time and hoply the last haha I couldnt have children!I have neices and nephews to spoil and feed them lots of candy and send them home hahah.I try to always look on the positive side of things.Can be goofy at times 43 >year old big kid at heart.I am a very honest person That say it how it is>Gets me in trouble at time but like i say better then being a liar Cant stand liar or theifs.People that lie are just lieing to them selfs.I enjoy walking my big sucky boy dog Jerry.He a springer spandial.I enjoy Rock&roll music Concerts party but not to much>i believe to much of anything is not a good thing!Plus i have a morage and bills that come first!I enjoy having friends over or go to there house for BBQ and Booze haha.Antique shopping garage sales second hand stores.Like they say other people junk haha is other people treasures.Camping the Great out Doors.Lives in Canada so when Summer comes

What I Believe
Date: Jun 20, 2007 12:53 PM I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because t

The Panther's Journey
After thinking about it, I decided to transfer my blogs here from myspace... These are blogs for the last, oh, four years or so. They are the thoughts and feelings I was feeling at the time, and some of them are pretty deep and personal. Read them at your own risk, and let me know your own thoughts. Brian

Who Knows Why We Do These Things?
1. Last beverage you consumed? coffee 2. Are you a sexual predator? depends on who you talk to; mostly i just try to keep up... 3. What is in the backseat of your car? what back seat? 4. Three words to explain why you last threw up some freakin bug 5. What is the equation for the pythagorean theorem? i once tripped over a hypotenuse.... 6. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? sure... i don't go for chicks with plastic boobs and no sexual organs... 7. What kind of car does your father drive? some cadillac land yacht... 8. Do you like to play scrabble: heh, yeah... 9. Where did you attend high school: PWSHS 10. Favorite scent: not telling... 12. Last television program you watched? hmmm...bleach? 13. Spell your name with without vowels: sctt 14. Does your family own any boats: yeah 15. Something you can't live without? O2 16. Do you wear flip flops constantly: no, nor do i wear shorts, as a general rule...

Top 10 Reason's You Should Not Grace Your Penis With A Magnum!
10. If you can Pee on your balls, while leaning over the toilet you do not need a Magnum! 9. If your hand is bigger than your dick..... you don't need a magnum 8. If you can feel a breeze while you have a hard-on inside the condom........... you do not need a magnum. 7. If you put on a magnum and there's a balloon in the tip guess what! you do not need a magnum 6. If ya balls are bigger than your dick..... don't do it!!! 5. If you aint seen ya dick in a minute uhmmmmm. do I need to say it!! 4. If you put on a condom and it's still rolled up.. you do not need a Magnum..... 3. If you are jealous of your girlfriends dildo cause it make you feel like ya lackin' you don't need a magnum you need a psychologist! 2.if you put the condom on and it rolls back off..... Help me yall!!! (ya shit's tooo skinny) And the number one reason you should not where a Magnum (drum roll please) 1. if you cum and the condom stays inside the pussy, and your dick falls out with e

Men Are Like...
Men are like . Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very

Funny Quotes..
* If a woman steals your man...the best revenge is to let her keep him * * I still miss my ex...but my aims improving * * Sum people are only alive cause its illegal to kill them * * Wait for the right guy to cum along...meanwhile...have fun with the wrong ones * * Between the 2 evils pick the one you haven't tried before * * Y is everything I like to do illegal, ill moral, or fattening * * Y does Sea world have a seafood restaurant...I'm halfway through my meal and I realize I could be eating a slow learner * * If swimming is so good 4 your figure...how do you explain whales * * I have PMS and a gun..now what were you saying * * gravity doesn't exist...earth SUCKS * * I got a dog and named him 'stay'....I would say 'come here stay'..after a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all * * I'm blonde..what's your excuse * * How can I miss you if you don't go away * * The way I see it...the more people who hate me...the less peop

Drifting Apart
Drifting Apart When two in Love seem to be drifting apart, So many sad feelings of pain that comes from their Heart, As life moves on, they say time heals all pain, Loving memories shared will longer have gain. They drift through Life with out Love or care, Thinking what they had and new Love should they dare. So if your love seems to be drifting apart, Remember those memories you shared from the start. Two in Love that have drifted apart, you may know, Remind them….. a Broken Heart is no place to go.

62 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. is it in? 2. That's it? 3. You've got to be kidding me. 4. (Phone rings) hello? Oh nothing and you? 5. Do I have to pay for this? 6. Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7. You look better in the dark. 8. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 9. Don't tell my husband/wife. 10. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 11. This sucks. 12. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 13. I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 14. I think you might get the job for this. 15. Did I tell you, I have herpes? 16. Hurry up, the games about to start. 17. Can I have a ride home after this? 18. Are those real? 19. By the way, I want to break up. 20. Haven't you ever done this before? 21. You're so much like your sister.... 22. What's your name again? 23. Do I have to be here in the morning? 24. I think my dad is listening at the door. 25. Smile for the camera, honey!!! 26. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 27.

The Chicken And The Egg.......
So the Chicken and the Egg just get done "doin' it" and the Chicken grabs a pack of smkes , lites 1 up and sit back and relaxes..... The Egg grabs the sheet and pulls it over it's head then rolls over onto it's side and exclaims .... "WELL...I GUESS WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION"......

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too 4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 2:00 a.m. Taco Bell bean burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!" 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely ove

What Is Love?
WHAT IS LOVE? "Whoever is without Love does not know God, for GOD IS LOVE!" --1 John 4:8 If God is Love... Then why is he hardly the center of most of our relationships? If God is Love... Then why not ask HIM for advice when it comes to understanding what TRUE Love is? Going to anyone else is like going to a Honda Dealership for a Volkswagen part. MYTH: All men are jerks! TRUTH: Anyone who believes this statement is an idiot. There are plenty of great guys all around. These are the guys who comfort you when jerks break your heart. They're the ones who don't always tell you what you want to hear, but what you need to hear. * * * WORD OF THE DAY: in·cen·tive. Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort. * * *FUN FACT: BOYS follow incentives. If you date a boy while he’s still a boy, guess what? He'll stay a boy. This is because you REWARD HIM before he

Love Quotes
What love is Don't find love, let love find you. That's why its called falling in love Because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. Once you accept someone for who and what they really are, they will surprise you by being better then what you ever expected. LOVE is loving/accepting the person with all his/her strength & weaknessess. Men vs Women: Men would rather sacrifice love to conquer the world. Women would rather give up the world just to be with someone worth the sacrifice. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a women but luckier is the women who is the last love of a man. Decision should not be the choice of your heart or your mind but a sensible balancing of both. Find time to realise that there is one person who means, so much to you for u might wake up one morning loosing that person who you thought meant nothing to you. Some thougths are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but

How You Love Is Who You Are
For many centuries people have tried to describe and define love. They've written about "puppy love," "eternal love," " platonic love," " erotic love," and "ROMANTIC love." Ads constantly tell us we'll "love" this or that new product. Kids"love" their pets-and the latest movie or computer game. Parents "love" their kids- and the new house or car. There are different kinds of love. But is everything that's called love really love? Too many people have "fallen in love" and married without even knowing what loves means. That may partly explain why, sadly, many young people today have never witnessed a successful marriage in their families. No wonder young adults are often scared to many times of relationship and commitment. Being older doesn't always mean being wiser about what love means! Many adults have confused or distorted notions about love. How can you know what love is and tell when it's truly present? What is love? The core of all love is caring- To truly love another is to c

What Girls Really Want From You..
What girls really want from you....... 1. Don't flirt with other girls. | It makes us feel like we're not good enough for you. We feel like we did something wrong so you are making up for it with another girl. 2. Even if you're not going out, heck, even if you're not friends, don't say bad stuff about us. | We could be the meanest people in the world to you, but most of the time we're joking and we think you're serious. You haven't seen mean until you say something bad about us. We have evil sides and we're not afraid to use them. 3. We're not toys. | Don't just have your fun with us and drop us. We're serious about things. That's just mean and we'll spend days wondering what we ever did wrong. 4. Pur your arms around our waist firmly but gently, holding us close to you. | If you can, smell our hair! For most girls, we try to succeed in making it smell and look good! Plus, we know you love the smell, why try to sneak around? 5. If you've done something wrong, fess up.

This Is How I'm Wired!
THIS IS HOW I'M WIRED. I am DEEPER than you think. If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind. I thirst for you to figure me out. You have now entered my masquerade. You can uncover your facade. I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love. I value my family and those who are REAL. I like to be fascinated by the anomalous. I am constantly thinking and I love to write poetry. I have Loved... Lost... and Learned. The three things that every soul should feel. I yearn for those that put a smile on my face. I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back. I do not belong in anyone's Virus. Satisifaction is found on my own. Don't Lust for what you See... Desire what you know.

This Is For All The Stars In My Life!!!
This is for all the Stars in my life!!! As we grow up, we learn that the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and You'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, Laugh too much, and Love like you've never been hurt Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you always know they are there.

Peachesdoubledz Is A Liar
PEACHES IS A LAIR AND A FAKE! http://cherrytap.com/peachesdoubledz PEACHES IS CLAIMING THESE PHOTOS ARE OF HER WHICH IN FACT THIS IS OF MY FRIEND PLEASE GO RATE AND COMMENT ON MY FRIENDS PICTURES TO SHOW PEACHES THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG, NOT JUST FOR DOING THIS TO MY FRIEND BUT IN FOOLING OTHERS TO BELIEVE THESE PHOTOS ARE OF PEACHES WHEN THERE CLEARLY NOT! PS PLEASE WRITE YOUR SUPPORT UNDER THIS BLOG THANKS SUNNY

Borrowed Desires
Borrowed desires, You have plenty of your own good, positive, meaningful desires that will push you forward. There is no need to borrow the desires of others. What the world defines as success is only an empty shell. It is only what you know to be right that will truly fill your life. What happens when you pursue the desires of others? Even if you attain them, they will not bring you anything of lasting value. What will you have gained if you achieve the most dazzling, spectacular outer success and then find out that it means nothing to you? It is far better to nourish your spirit than to merely feed your image. Define success in your own unique way and you will surely reach it. Even better, when you reach it you'll know and appreciate what to do with that success. Follow the vision that you know is right for you. That will bring not only achievement, but joy, meaning and fulfillment as well.

Your Love You Hide
You turn my heart away, cold has won this fight Love is greatly not enough to warm this night Search no more will I, for love in your embrace A weariness there invades, passion’s sacred place Sad am I your breast beats not with heavier blows Nor skips, nor leaps, nor sighs, nor heaves with trembling flows Once pulsing floods of hope, now waste in decline As all that was of love to duties now incline All of care has gone, and you your love you hide Perhaps now you love less, since last your love had died

Kelly Clarkson
When I was in Los Angeles, I met someone at the internet cafe (C&C on La Brea and Sunset). I don't remember her name anymore, but it keeps running through my head, was that Kelly Clarkson? I don't know. I thought she was cute, and kinda dressed casually, and you know how I go for that, cute and casual. well, so anyway I initiated a conversation with her. She showed me her website with her music on it and stuff. She said she was in Los Angeles for big things, I don't remember specifically what. It was a long time ago and I didn't have a blog back then. Not that I'm a bloghead. But lately I kept wondering if it was Kelly Clarkson or if I'm just projecting Kelly into this experience because I can't remember the other girl's name. *Shrug* I love Kelly's album. What brought this subject on, you ask? Well, I can't find my friend Sariah Bishop on myspace today. She was another musician I met at the same cafe. I had a lot of great times in that place, some not so good. Some very amus

The Order Of Things
There exists a melancholia about the pattern, at first all surface and mesmerizing foyers that welcome everything but scrutiny, then, like finding the faces in a drawing, once exposed, and understood, you no longer see the individual, just the repetition of words and thoughts, a lion pacing it's cage, still roaring as if it mattered.

Wtc Air Is Clean? My Fucking Ass
She died of WTC poison Coating of dust doomed S.I. mom who is ruled new victim of 9/11 BY GREG B. SMITH and TRACY CONNOR DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Felicia Dunn Jones, shown here in a 1991 photo with her family, has been declared the 2,750th victim of the World Trade Center bombing. A woman who was enveloped in toxic dust from the World Trade Center on 9/11 was declared the 2,750th victim of the terror attack yesterday - after the city medical examiner did an about-face and linked the noxious plume to her illness. The reversal means Felicia Dunn-Jones, a civil rights attorney from Staten Island who died five months after 9/11, will be recognized at the World Trade Center Memorial. It also opens the door for the families of others who fell mortally ill after contact with Ground Zero dust to demand they be included on the list of victims and at the memorial. "I would hope they would review all the police who got sick, including my son, and put their names on the mem

Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk....
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. " "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !" "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broke...." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" "Ah, the unique and unpredictabl

Two Golfers
TWO GOLFERS A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied: "Oh, I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I love it." The doctor told him that the next time he played, he should use an imaginary ball. The golfer was a little embarrassed, but he decided to give it a try. So he went out on a week day so his normal golfing buddies wouldn't see him, and proceeded to tee up an imaginary ball. Lo and behold, he birdied the first hole! He was playing the best game he had ever played, with birdie or eagle on every hole, as he approached the 9th green. Another single gentleman had been playing ahead of him and watching this game with much curiosity. The second golfer waited before he teed off on the 10th hole and asked the first golfer if he would like to join him. They did, and as they played the 10th hole, the second golfer asked him what he was doing. The first golfe

Why Animals Kill There Young
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more

The Farmer
A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied., "He went into town." "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Mom here?" "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or, maybe I could take a message fer Dad." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps

Im In A Contest, Help Me
i did forgot that i was in a contest because i was not on for a week already in cherrytap.. for the reason that im not doing well at all.. it did start june 20 and its been a couple of days already.. if anyone wanted to help me, heres the picture..

Hedge Witch
A hedgewitch is one that follows in the footsteps of the old village wisewoman. Not following any one path in particular but incorporating many and understanding that each must find his/her own way. She is a healer, a counselor, a shaman, and witch all rolled into one as the need arises. A hedgewitch is solitary by nature and generally does not belong to any particular coven or group, though she may participate in public gatherings and rituals, she practices alone. What is a hedgewitch? (Paganlore.com) The Hedge Path of Soraya's Witches' Thicket - http://www.cros.net/soraya/path.htm

The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast,and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

So Very Beautiful
She showed him her mind Intelligent, quick witted The naughty scenes she created For the theatre of her fantasies The way she knew how to Make people smile And laugh Or how she could flirt just so And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him her body Part by part, little by little Tight jeans and a thin tank top Just her bra and panties Naked and unashamed Proud of her breasts and legs Nervous as to what he saw And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him her heart How she cried at sappy movies Her fears and her loneliness When she laughed til she cried and cried til she wept and sobbed All her emotions laid bare And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him all that she is And was and will be in time Nothing withheld from him at all So that she could be His Only His If it meant that she could be with Him And with each kiss she knew She was so very beautiful

Hiding In The Shadows
That’s me in the shadows: the ghost of a grin, eyes closed trying to deny that you want to capture me forever. The moment between us held in limbo by metal and glass. Do you see it now? Do you remember the way I laughed at you, the way I looked at you as you stood in the middle of the road to catch the height and angle just right? Such patience in your lens, such focus in your eye as you saw beauty in the boldness of design. That’s me in the shadows, hiding my face now, concealing my flaws, because you saw the beauty in objects, but not in me. What did you see when you caught that moment, when you caught me smiling at you with love?

Bitter Quarrel
A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Drinking By Himself (whatta A Dick)....
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"

Horny Older Man
There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."

Top Ten Times In History When Saying F**k Was Funny
10) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 9) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer 8) "Any f**king idiot could understand that! " - Einstein 7) "It DOES f**king look like her!" - Picasso 6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain ?" - Joan of Arc 3) "Scattered f**king showers... my arse!" - Noah 2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" -J.F.K. 1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

Ever Wonder Why ??
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc

Business Logo
Im making out my first ever business card and it has a space for a business logo. Thats when i realized I dont have a logo for my business. Im looking for anyone that can and would like to help me create a logo. Your name will be mentioned on my business website and it will mean alot to me. So if anyone can and would like to help please please let me know so i can get my business cards printed out.

A Woman's Random Thoughts...
A Woman's Random Thoughts Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat." They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a damn. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day

Favorite Quotes
Your always goina fail but you'll learn from those mistakes and overcome and advance from those mistakes... If u can't run with the big dogs keep your ass on the porch and stay out of the way or you'll get ran over...

A Sucide Story.
She sharpnens her blade to a fine cutting edge Her thoughts are jumble up as she sits on ther ledge Mixed emothisn of love hate joy and drespriis fills her head Her mind races her drams and wish are shatterd now she only wisest to be dead She closers her eyes teels the sharpness of the blade and her thouths turns to sucide all the emotions turn to feas as the fear build she turn on and cranks up deacide She begins to place the blade to her werist Holding it there against erh skin where she will make the slit The phone rings as she gets ready to cut her silky tan skin She picks it up and asnwers she told that a friend has done what she was going to do now she sits tehre shaken Now all she can do is wonder question and say why why why Her own depressin fear and lonlyness is gone replaced by pain and sorrow as she sits and cry's Wondering why she did it wonder how her lif that looked so perfect was worse than her owns She looks back and thinks and relizes she was sloce to he

Favorite Sayings To Live By
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past~stop planning the future~stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel~stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel~Sometimes we just have to go with………..”Whatever happens-happens”.

It Seems That Mathematics Isn't So Impeccable After All! Especially When It
If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely. If you have two friends and six women, how many women do each of your friends get? None. Is three an odd number? Not in this day and age. If a 6-inch penis can attract 10 women, how many women can an 18-inch penis attract? Two billion. If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get? 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants! How are math and sex the same? I don't get either one.

Prison Vs. Work
In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.... IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...y

A Spring Cleaning Cheat Sheet...for Men.
* Broom (brum) - a long handled brush used for sweeping (also doubles as a mode of transportation for your mother) * Vacuum (vak' u em) - much like the leaf blower except it sucks in, instead of blowing out. Don't let this alarm you. It isn't broken and doesn't need more torque, speed, RAM or whatever it is you did to the dishwasher. * Dust pan (DUH) - Contrary to popular belief, this is where you sweep the dirt, not under the hallway area rug. * Dust Cloth (dust kloth) - A cloth designated for removing tiny particles of dirt from every flat surface of the house. Hint: look for your old "lucky shirt". * Bucket (buk' it)- Cylindric container used for holding soapy water when mopping the floor. Also known as your mid-evil knight helmet when you're playing with our seven-year-old. * Mop - (mop) a bundle of coarse yarn, rags or cloth fastened at the end of a stick. You'll remember this as your dance partner at the New Year's Eve party last year. * Toilet Brush (toi' lit b

Should I Go See Her
Debating rather I should just head down to her neck of the woods. She sent the train ticket back like always. Know it would be a different story if it came from the love of her life. The one her heart longs for and to many times grieves over. Know she has been through another round with those that seek to destroy her, good thing she has her Sisters !! Well I must go leave her a rose,I atleast not afraid to show I love and respect her. Proud and honored to display her banner on my page like her Sisters do. Went by her my space, had to laugh got them shakin their tail feathers she is so creative as well as beautiful. Well until next time .... my random thoughts are always upon you my baby !!!

When I Am Not Around!
To everyone i look forward to meeting new people as friends you can get a hold of me on myspace.com/LilKymQueenBee1, or i am also on face book under Kymberly ! thanks for checking me out and have a very hot and sexy day! Muah!!!

Wanton Embrace
My lips tremble in anticipation. Eagerly, I press my warm mouth to your skin. Softly kissing your throat upwards, lingering as I lead a trail up your neck, seeking your lips. your skin, salty, beneath my hungry mouth. Sighing into your breath, sparks fly. I want to devour every inch of you! I imagine your lips, pressing into mine, softly. Pressure increasing, as my heart beats wildly. Your tongue, slips, enticingly into my mouth. Intimately, savoring, I taste you. Then u kiss me harder, taking over my senses and delving into my being. Our tongues caress , circling, stroking I cant get enough, my body is exploding! Drowning in desire, knees weak, as your hands roam my body, seeking my breasts, cupping my bottom. A path of fire scorches my skin. Touching your face, my fingertips gingerly tracing your jaw line, strong, proud, my blood is pounding! I lean into to you trying to get closer. I feel your hardness pressed against my hip. I smile a

That's Love
Do you remember the crush you had in High School, how their very presence took your breathe away? That’s LOVE… Do you remember the way you felt when you leaned in for that first kiss, that feeling from the moment you both it was time for the kiss until your lips touched? That’s LOVE… Do you remember the 1st time you knew you were in love, how their presence made you ache & their absence made you ache even more? That’s LOVE… Just holding their hand meant the world. A love that would last forever. That’s LOVE… That’s all I want, that’s everything. That’s LOVE…

Chris Benoits Death
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- Authorities said professional wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and child were found slain Monday at their Fayette County home. Lieutenant Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department said the three were found about 2:30 p.m., but he would release no other details. Pope said the deaths are being investigated as homicide, but the cause of death awaits autopsy results tomorrow. He would not say how the bodies were discovered, or who found them. The World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Website that the 40-year-old Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son Daniel were found dead but also had no other details. The WWE said that instead of its programming Monday night on USA Network, it would air a three-hour tribute to Benoit.

Chris Benoit May 21, 1967-june 25, 2007
My mom just told me about the wrestler incident, but she couldn't remember the name of the guy, but knew he was a pro wrestler, that he won a belt, and the details of the incident. This is how the conversation went down: *flashes a hologram of his mother into the air* Mom: Did you hear about the wrestler? Me: Vince McMahon? Mom: No, the wrestler. Me: What wrestler? Mom: This was the wrestler with a belt... Me: A lot of wrestlers win belts, mom. Mom: This was a big belt. Me: That doesn't tell me anything, mom. Mom: Well, all I know is ... (describes entire incident, not knowing his name) ... and he was a pro wrestler, not just w.w.-anything. He was a pro wrestler. Me: (confused) Huh, well, I guess I'll find out later. And now I know from a deleted mumm, it turned out to be Chris Benoit. (!?). Wow. Interesting. R.I.P. Benoit family

Your Pain
I wish I could take your pain and bottle it away hide it from you for the rest of your days the hurt in your eyes makes my tears fall for when I look into them I see you starting to build a wall your pain is tangible Your struggle plain to see Seeing this hurt that you're feeling is slowly eating away at me I wish I could take your pain If only with it you'd part I'd take it away and heal your heart. (For a very dear and close friend)

26 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, June 26: You've got your mind on your money and your money on your mind, whether it's a work budget or more personal financial matters. Love stuff may have to be put on hold while you iron this out.

Forever
A friend of mine actually found this someplace, and I'm not really sure where, but the second I read it, I thought of my fiancee, Ashly. So this, is for you, my love. I can't stop your heart from breakin'. Can't right mistakes we've made. Can't dry your cryin' eyes, for my little Angels sake. I can't make the sun keep smilin', or blow away the clouds. There's some things in this whole world, I can't do nothin' bout.. But I can love you, like I've always done. And when the hard times come knockin', honey, you will never see me run.

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Turn On Your Webcams, Louis Ck, Rick Shapiro, Jill Nicolini, Traveling Virus At Mohegan Sun, New Videos Online
Good morning Ladies of Paltalk! Your nakedness is always appreciated, especially so early in the morning (check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) to see them now!) LISTEN TO TODAY's SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link is usually active by 3pm EST) Happy ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY everyone. Get your voices ready, Check out Jim Gillette's Rock Scream, call the POgram (877-212-5762) and wail away! Our pals Louis CK and Rick Shapiro are coming in today, so maybe we'll get them to do one. Also, Louis is promoting his new DVD, Shameless, available TODAY. Our favorite TV person Jill Nicolini is looking extra-hot this morning. CHECK OUT HER DAILY PHOTOS HERE. Ya know... Jill Nicolini did PLAYBOY... only she was Jill Nikki back then. The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus wil be at Mohegan Sun Arena this weekend. Do you have tickets? CLICK HERE FOR YOUR TICKET LINKS!!! (Hurry Hurry Hurry!) If you can't make it to the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Sh

What Happened To Nice Guys?
:Beginning Rant: How long before a nice guy stops being nice? After how many hurts, rejections, and false hopes does the nice guy say, maybe its really not worth it anymore? For it seems in this era that the nice guy is no longer the good guy. For some strange reason while it is asked upon us to remain respectful, caring, loving, and chivalrous (spelling), it seems that those same people who ask it are in fact lookin for the opposite. While every woman may claim that they want someone truthful, and faithful, and loyal, it seems that in fact they much prefer the beater, abuser, screamer, and cheater. While women can claim that they want the nice guy, it seems that by the nice guy being nice, he has in fact become too nice, and the woman is no longer constantly fighting, getting hit, etc. so she decides he is not what she wants. Instead she wants the challenge. So this begs the question, how can the good guy ever win? And while many may say, why don't you just give up on the nice

Naught Ap.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Okay I Know I'm Boring
i know what write is boring but it helps me not rip my mother in-law a new one. thank you to those who read to thank you properly leave comment on this blog and i'll send u a gift. i know if i was you i wouldn't want tolisten or read i guess about someones problems and complaining all the time. your friend chas

The Blood
THE BLOOD One night in a church service a young woman felt the tug of God At her heart. She responded to God's call and accepted Jesus as her Lord and Savior. The young woman had a very rough past, involving alcohol, Drugs, and prostitution. But, the change in her was evident. As time went on she became A faithful member of the church. She eventually became involved in the ministry, Teaching young children. It was not very long until this faithful young woman Had caught the eye and heart of the pastor's son. The relationship grew and they began to make wedding plans. This is when the problems began. You see, about one half of the church did not think that a woman With a past such as hers was suitable for a pastor's son. The church began to argue and fight about the matter. So they decided to have a meeting. As the people made their arguments and tensions increased, Th e meeting was getting completely out of

Just Had To Get It Off My Chest...
(on another site I belong to there is a forum thread where people get things off their chest without using names... So this is what I put... word for word.... It actually felt pretty good to get this off my chest after the week I've had) Well... here it goes... I loved you more than anyone else... I loved you more than I thought was possible with this broken heart... I took a huge chance on you... I took a huge chance on this love... I wanted to be your everything... I wanted you to see that you were my everything... Instead... You told me lies.... You told me you loved me only to take it away... You made it sooo easy to fall for you... You are jealous of who I want to be with... You want all my attention on you like it used to be... You told me you wanted to be with me... Only because you wanted me to leave someone else... Then you pulled your love back away... You did this to me every time I got close to someone else... You use me as your crutch... Beca

Love Or Money..which R U
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Something
Something Something you hate about the person you love: NOTHING AT ALL Something you wish your mother or father had warned you about: LOVE HURTS Something that's holding you back from achieving your dreams: FINANCIAL STUFF Something you think you could win an award for: WRITING OR SINGING Something you fear more than anything: DEATH Something you wish people would understand: I'M ONLY HUMAN Something that keeps you going everyday: MY KIDS Something amazing that happened last summer: NOTHING Something you hate that people say: "I CAN'T" Something you refuse to pay money for: HAPPINESS Something you wish you could have told that person that you never saw again: I LOVE YOU Something that really stands out about last year: FILED FOR DIVORCE Something you like that everyone else thinks is weird: SMELL OF GASOLINE Something that makes you laugh every time it happens: NOTHING Something that makes the problems in your life not see

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SO DON'T ACT ALL STUPID LIKE YOU DONT. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Boun

Why Not?
Hot or not? Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!! 15=BABY YOU IS F-I-N-E!!! 16= Lets Have SEX! 17= oh god let me get in LEAVE ME A MESSAGE TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!

Nothing Else Matters
You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when suddenly a sound unlike any you've ever heard fills the air. The sound is high above you. A trumpet? A choir? A choir of trumpets? You don't know, but you want to know. So you pull over, get out of your car, and look up. As you do, you see you aren't the only curious one. The roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, and people are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing out of the grocery store. The Little League baseball game across the street has come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never before been seen. As if the sky were a curtain, the drapes of the atmosphere part. A brilliant light spills onto the earth. There are no shadows. None. From every hue ever seen and a million more never seen. Riding on the flow is an endless fleet of angels. They pass through t

Hot
hi guys todays weather report is that it is hooooooooooooooot tommorrow too hi in the 90s im trying to keep cool buy laying in front of the fan leaving in a trailer it gts hot in here quikley calling for rain tomorrow chance maybe i hope any who have a good night and i'll see you in the morning

Broken Hearted Psalm
I sing to you, My dearest Friend. My heart full of sadness, That your sweet life, Has to end. Your smiling face, Your form full of grace. Will be missed, Here among us’ In this place. Sleep well Dear Heart, We say our good byes. With broken hearts And tears in our eyes. I lay a rose at your feet, Though I can’t be there, Where you sleep. You’ll always be with us, In that I will trust. So good bye, My Dear Friend. I love you, you know I will feel you with me’ Where the warm breezes blow. You’ll be here in the wind, When the early bird sings. I’ll hear your laughter, In every bell that will ring.

Must Take A Break!
Ok I must take a break from all the drama that is here! I must do some soul seeking, and to make the best of what I have. Sure I have friends and family here that care about me and show me daily but right now I must do a spiritual seek for my own mind and body! I will come here and say hi to everyone every other day or so and to chat with a dear friend when I can catch her here so everyone have a great week and don't worry about all the small stuff because that don't matter. And never ever under esitmate the power of love and understanding from your loved one!! Blessed Be and be safe..

Wednesday Links: Boobies On Paltalk! Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Colin Quinn, Bob Kelly, Xm Studio Photos, Jill Nicolini, New O&a Video, Traveling Vir
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you for the early morning boobies! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) LISTEN TO TODAY's SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link is usually active by 3pm EST) The website that Jim Norton mentioned is SHE MUSCLE, and it features female bodybuilders and fitness models banging one another...something oddly sexy about nude women who can beat the crap out of you. It's hot as hell in the New York area, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much butter, bread, and cake

Quote Of The Day
Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you’re made of You might bend ‘til you break Cause it’s all you can take On your knees you look up Decide you’ve had enough You get mad, you get strong Wipe your hands, shake it off Then you stand, then you stand

"want" It's A Really Good Song
"Want" Your mind wont let you say that you want me Your mind wont ever, never let you say what you want You howl and wail like a banshee Still your mind wont ever let you say My little tired devotee Your mind wont even let you feel Quivering now, shivering now, withering Your mind wont let you say that you're Wondering now, pondering now, hungering WOnt let you say that you're Questioning, wavering, weakening You mind wont let you say that you're Hearkening, listening, heeding me now Wont let you say that you want Your mind wont let you say that you want me Your mind wont ever, never let you have what you want I feel your hunger to taste me Still your mind wont ever let you say Your kind is just the type that should use me But your mind wont seem to let you have The opportunity to abuse me Your mind wont even let you feel Savor the addiction, savor the affliction Savore me

Part 3
As I kissed her, once again I started lightly running my fingertips across her entire body, from legs to lips, from breasts to ankles. I didn't feel like this was quite enough, so I decided that a tongue would be the perfect thing to compliment the light massage and caressing I was giving her. So, I moved from kissing her sensuous lips to nibbling, licking, kissing and softly biting her neck. I think I almost came just from her moans of pleasure thanks to this. Of course, this spurred me on to even more, moving down to her shoulders, her collar bone and then down to her breasts, again. By this time, my hands were done wandering, so I started focusing on specific spots, ones that L had hinted at in my touching before. My kissing and nibbling had progressed down to well past her breasts and I was narrowing in to start eating her incredibly wet pussy. My hands and my tongue met and from there, it was all bets off. I licked her clit for a short time, while sucking and nibbling on it, an

Little Girl
"3 Year Old's Evening Prayers" A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as

1/05/07
After twelve years in Atlanta,I've decided to move back to Milwaukee.I love this city but I've been feeling like my time is up.I have arrived at the crossroads again,like the few times in the past and the ones to come in the future.What I'll do there I'm not quite of.Maybe school or some other endeavor.Maybe I'll find "Her" back there and settle down.Maybe I'll find myself back in Atlanta in the near or distant future.I've done that before.ATL was callin' me like crack calls to a junkie.Maybe by a divine intervention,I'll end staying here despite what I have planning.Hmmmm.....I'll just move forward and see what happens.

Pian Of Thought
Something has stirred withen the vague nothingness of my mind. I know not how or why. I'ts burning my every desire. I want nothing more more but to subdue this demon. But I can't even identify the source for it's reason. I can't exorcise this perverted temptation. It is niether flesh nor wealth I desire but logic. Is this painful thought that digs it's claws into my mind my damnation? Why must I suffer this ignorance to my mind's reason. Why can't I remove the god foresaken confusion? Please leave me to myself. I don't want the pain anymore, I can no longer endore. It raveges every part of my being and fiber. It has been there once before, in the center of the fire, That once was my mind. Before I lost all necessity and desire. I can't understand why I feel this way. I don't understand how I feel this way. I guess it never really left. I always had this forbidden desire. Now that I can no longer control it, I have to destroy i

His Son!
It's a Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting when somebody runs in from the parking lot yelling, "Turn on a radio, turn on a radio!" > >And while the church listens to a little transistor radio with a microphone stuck up to it, the announcement is made: "Two women are lying in a Long Island hospital dying from a 'mystery' flu." Within hours it seems, this thing just sweeps across the country. > >People are working around the clock trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working! California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts. > >It's as though it's just sweeping in from the borders. > > > >And then, all of a sudden, the news comes out. The code has been broken. A cure can be found. A vaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebody who hasn't been infected, and so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, through all those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simple thing: Go to your downtown hospital and hav

A Young Man Called Albert Einstein (spanish)
UN JOVEN LLAMADO ALBERT EINSTEIN ================================= Un profesor universitario retó a sus alumnos con esta pregunta."-¿Dios creó todo lo que existe?" Un estudiante contestó valiente: -Sí, lo hizo. ¿Dios creó todo?: -Sí señor, respondió el joven. El profesor contestó, -"Si Dios creó todo, entonces Dios hizo el mal, pues el mal existe y bajo el precepto de que nuestras obras son un reflejo de nosotros mismos, entonces Dios es malo". El estudiante se quedó callado ante tal respuesta y el profesor, feliz, se jactaba de haber probado una vez más que la fe cristiana era un mito. Otro estudiante levantó su mano y dijo: -¿Puedo hacer una pregunta, profesor?. -Por supuesto, respondió el profesor. El joven se puso de pie y preguntó: -¿Profesor, existe el frío?, -¿Qué pregunta es esa? Por supuesto que existe, ¿acaso usted no ha tenido frío?. El muchacho respondió: -De hecho, señor, el frío no existe. Según las leyes de la Física, lo que consider

Liqour Warning
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you c

Can You Name All The Reindeer???
ok guys...cute joke here. Play along..... Name the reindeer that pulled santa's sleigh: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen (and yes, Donder's name is this spelling...Not Donner) and Rudolph. But you guys didnt say Olive. Olive, the other reindeer!!! (get it? "Olive" is actually "All of" ) Link to

Thursday Links: Perv News Thursday, Turn On Your Paltalk, Live At Mohegan Sun Tomorrow, More Jill Tv Photos, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY's SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link is usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning, everybuddy! It's Perv News Thursday, Fun Fact Thursday, Male Camel Toe Thursday, and yes... Phone Call Thursday. You can participate on the phones or through your webcams via Paltalk... and as long as you're there, check out all the Naked Women sleeping, showering, flashing, having morning sex, etc. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) The Traveling Virus Tour arrives at Mohegan Sun Arena this weekend, and the Opie and Anthony Show will be LIVE at The Wolf Den INSIDE the casino TOMORROW, Friday, June 29th... SO GET UP EARLY AND COME JOIN US AT MOHEGAN SUN!... and if you don't have tickets, GET YOUR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS HERE If you can't make it to the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-made from the finest beetle anuses (so we're told... we could be mistaken): CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

1/16/07
This is my first blog from Milwaukee. I need to say that I have to get used to this weather again. The day after I arrived,Milwaukee got three inches of snow. I was reasonably prepared for this except for the fact that I lost my gloves on my way here and I gave away a pair of boots in Atlanta that would have came in quite handy. I had to settle for a used pair that were laying around in my mother's basement. I'm not excited to be here nor am I bothered by it. I'm just here. I'm not sure how this whole thing is going to pan out but I will put forth the effort to make it as good as it can get.

Let It All Go...
So its been over a week since I've seen his face. I've thought about him and wished that there was a way for me to look into his eyes and see what I used to see. However my naivety is gone now. I know that he has a new life with his gf and his baby. No matter how I twist it I dont belong. I am fighting a losing battle and am already lieing on the floor in pieces from where he put me long ago. So I am going to attempt to be strong now and let it all go. He wont make it easy and he probably wont ever know how much love I hold for him in my heart. I lied to him and myself about being able to have a secret relationship with no attachment. I let him become my world and lost him long ago. I cant keep holding onto a ghost of what we will never trully have.......

~what Kind Of Pet Would I Be?~
You Would Be a Pet Cat Independent and aloof, you don't like to be dependent on anyone. And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don't care. You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands. Why you would make a great pet: You're not needy or greedy... unlike other four legged friends. Why you would make a bad pet: You're not exactly running down to greet people at the door What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

Ok, What Gives
ok, what gives? i just looked at my account, and i have no friends, no family, and no fans (either way). now i KNOW i have family because my wife was on that list and (in thoery) she should still be there. it also appears as if several comments have disappeared from the page as well. how did i end up deleting everything? oh, and it's RAINING again. is this some kind of promo for that movie EVAN ALMIGHTY ? my back yard looks like the amazon river basin.

Fuqitol
I'm sick of everyone and all the desensitized, demoralized, and over rated dramatics that follow close behind. When you meet just about anyone these days they have very personal, but also very publisized issues. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not refering to everyone out there, just the majority. These are the people that are your best friends while within ear shot. As soon as you turn your head, they are making up stories about you that rival those are Dean Koontz and Ridley Scott. You maggots need to plug those fucking ipod headphones back into your echoing cavern you call a head and close your mouth. Everytime you speak you are just ostrasizing yourself and sending the rest of us into an egsostential mental meltdown. Stop talking for 30 seconds and listen to the rest of the world, we may just have something of value to say.

I Hope Its Worth A Laugh Or Two For You
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' 5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.' 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?' 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...' 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!' 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?' 12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.' And the best one of all.. 13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

Nix: The Beggining
It was a night like no other. When I arose, the clouds were as dark as a abyss as it rained down upon me hard. I soon look around to observe my surrounding, yet there doesn't seem to be a creature in sight. Realizing a strange feeling of isolation, after my long slumber, I try to find out where I am. After traveling miles upon miles, I quickly notice some strange creatures walking about. Their skin was pale and fragile unlike my own, and they're holding some kind of metal rod in their hands. It almost seemed like they were predators in search of prey. I didn't want to cause any commotion, seeing as I had no idea where I was or even who these creatures were. Hell, I don't even know who I am? Such thoughts began to wonder, throughout my brain. As I looked upon my reflection through a nearby puddle, I was deformed. Hidiously grotesque, to say the least. Gazing upon my razor sharp claws, I started to wonder what was I? An animal of some kind? With no recollection of who or

The Daily Rant-assumptions About My Character That I Find Ammusing
This isn't really a rant, but more of an oberservation of sorts. Lately, as I ponder over the reflections of my life. I can't help but notice how many idiots make needless assumptions about me, yet they're the ones I supposedly know the most about me. For example, everyone thinks that I hate Kobe Bryant because I'm a Bulls fan, and because of all the Michael Jordan comparisons. When in fact, nothing could be farther from the truth. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Kobe's nor do I like what he did to Shaq, when he was under that rape investigation. All I've ever said is that I don't see how people can compare him to Michael Jordan. I mean when Jordan played against guys like Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Hakeem Olajuwon, Larry Bird, and Shaquille O'Neal there was no debate on who the best player was. Whereas Kobe, there is. That's all I said, yet people seem to label that as me being a Kobe hater. I'm not a fan of his either, but I'm just ind

Reinvention
don't want this city these ruins this accelerated time I don't carry within me another dream that's not the city I draw over this city these ruins this condemned time. I don't want this sky these weapons this condemned time I don't carry within me another idea that's not the sky I multiply over this sky these weapons this fragmented time. I don't want this garden these stones this fragmented time I don't carry within me another lesson that's not the garden I invent inside this garden these stones this imagined time. Imagine the stones the lesson and the city the cats and the ruins the sky made of blue and the dream of planets reconciled with the balance of my poem. Imagine your poem drawn over the surface of my skin.

Settling In At Home...salem, Oregon.
Today is a cool, rainy day. I'm spending it with my girl and things couldn't be more blissful or more peaceful in my life. From the moment we locked eyes with each other I knew that it was real love. Kally and I acted a little like we would over CherryTap and soon, we were acting like a couple of High School kids. This is only the beginning folks! This love story is nowhere near over. I believe that there is a storybook ending right around the corner. Just wait and see!

So I've Just Finished
So I've just finished Mostly Harmless the fifth book in the Hitchhikers Trilogy. And I'm not sure how I feel about it. I've read it before and am pretty sure I was on the same page about it then as I am now. I don't know if its a happy ending you see. Because while it is not technically what I would call happy. Its kinda what would inevitably have happened. So I don't know if I should be happy or sad about it and I'm left to wonder if thats exactly the emotion Douglas Adams was aiming for. This sort of puzzled unsureness that seemed to define the entire life of him main character. I dunno. . .I suppose i'll have to puzzle it out.

Poem-"who Am I?"
I am tall, I am short. I am thin, I am fat. Who am I? I have short hair, long hair, in between hair. My hair is blonde, black, and brunette. I wear glasses, I wear contacts, I have no need for either. Who am I? You see me every day. You look me in the eyes and don't even know it. I see everything everyone sees all at the same time. I am round, I am square. I am framed, I am plain. Who am I? I am the mirror on the wall.

Stay !
Scattered thoughts in my head, they call to me as I sleep. Dreams I have of you at night, they always cause me too weep. Cant stand the thought of you, being oh so far away. Waiting for the moment, when I can come to you someday. Your eyes haunt my memories, I am always there when you call. Desiring for that one day, when I can give you my all. So now all I do is wait, until the one graceful day. When I can come to you, and forever I will stay !

Ouch
So Wednesday I went to the beach with some friends... Wojtek :), stephanie, sabrina, adrian (sabrina's boyfriend) and manny. it was soo much fun especially 'cause y'know i got to chill with wojtek. He's really funny. Anywayyyyy So yeah, I obviously had to drive on the highway to get there and if you know me (which none of you do haha) you would know that I don't really like driving on highways just because i have no clue where i'm going and i feel that i'm going to get lost. Anyway so yeah we were there adn it was fun and we swam, tanned, swam again, tanned again and kept doing that. Later in the day around fourish there started to be some actual waves, very tiny ones but hey, it's connecticut what do you expect? haha, they're nothing like the ones at VA Beach but oh well. So wojtek and I were... wave floating i guess you can call it and we found a piece of bamboo (or so he says it was) and it was funny 'cause we ended up fighting over it and just broke it in half. idk yeah

Mre Dinner Date
MRE dinner date, the following is a true story....told from the point of view of a young Marine I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made: I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la- King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrat ed rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sautéed in shaved garlic and olive oil. In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices, and

Web Of Lies
I've come to the conclusion that more people weave web of lies, than tell the truth. Is it truly that hard and difficult to be honest and forth coming, why must people insist on saying shit that is nothing but lies and bullshit? Seriously, if I don't like you, I'm going to tell you, if I can't stand you, I'm going to tell you, if I wished you were dead, I'm going to tell you, so how hard is it to be truthful in return. I do not now nor will I ever claim to be someone I am not, you either accept me for who I am, or move on, but don't expect me to be someone I'm not, and don't expect me to change for you. If you can't be honest, if you can't tell the truth, if everything that comes out of your mouth is nothing but bullshit, then do me a favor and don't open your mouth.

Tears
Tears, wrenching tears... Dam them well, hold them back; lock them in Flood the heart and drown the soul Tightening, expanding, threatening Rising, heightening-- Spilling forth as drops of rain Salty rivers drenching cheeks and chin Dripping downward splashing; landing Releasing sorrow, sharing pain Tired, exhausted, spent Tears, wrenching tears...

Millions
Check out Millioncount.com There is a guy in alabama counting live on a webcam to a million to raise money for charity of some sort. Its pretty funny. A whole forum thing has sprouted and you can chat with him will he isn't counting. He isn't leaving his house, he took off work and is growing a beard. I did that over the fall but I wasn't on cam or trying to count to one million. He is on 150,000 now and it is going to take an esitmated 3 months.

To My Loving Sis Christine.
The Rainbow And Real Fun The weave of romance, friendship and love Always alive, moving with the two Their hopes and sharing The strength and warmth Each can give Each can be free And then the play unfolds When each can Live for the other Nurturing and inspiring Only the problems unforgiven Could end . . . The rainbows and real fun The times outdoor and flush With each other and breezes The light fills both lives A beach is the edge of their one heart The sky the cover of the naked Excitement and delight In giving Giving Giving If it isn't giving It isn't living

Only For The Truely Understanding
The Old Survivor by the Sea I saw an old man by the seaside. He was fishing off the end of a pier. I asked what he hoped to be catching. He answered, "I got it. You're here." He handled his pole like an expert. His motion was graceful and free. He reeled in his line, less the sinker. And handed it over to me. "I know nothing of fishing," I told him. "I came to the sea to escape." He blinked back his tears as he nodded. "I too, was a victim of rape." The silence that followed was welcome. I stood there with nothing to say. I clung to the pole, though still shaken. The stranger explained it this way: "I know that it's tough just surviving Abuses and moral decay. And try as we might to escape them, It's best if we cast them away. "So I came to the sea as a young boy, Determined to end it all here. But I could not jump into the water. A survivor was out on the pier. "He taught me

Passion And Erotica
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became enta

Submission
Submission I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Anticipation
Anticipation Candles burning sheets turned down anticipation abounds. Time passes slowly quiet as a mouse stars falling earth standing still. Waiting eternally waiting suspense filled evening. The phone rings You say my name come get me I am here. Passion explodes excitement is in the air soon you will be here. Candles burning low Sheets thrown down Passion spent Boytoy's in town.

03/09/07 Love?what's That?
One of my nephews said he was "in love" with a girl at his school.Mind you he is only eight years old.Now,I'm reasonably sure that he does not have much of an idea of what that kind of love is really like.I bring this up because over the past six years,I've been thinking that I have never really been "in love".Every relationship was something other than that in my mind.I've had women say they "loved" me but I cannot recall feeling the same way. Saying you "love" somebody is tossed around so easily these days.Most of the time it is just infatuation or straight up lust.Maybe it is easier to say "I love you" as opposed to "I am infatuated with you" or "I am in lust with you/I wanna fuck you". Until I know for sure,I will continue with my current belief.Maybe this "Love" will crack me up side the head one day.

Angel Death
Ghosts and gouls escape through darkness Wicked demons of the night Try, but you will never catch them Dancing at the edge of sight Whimpering, await the dawning Cover pulled securely overhead Dare you scream? the night is early Shadows shifting by your bed The air gets ever, ever colder As you shudder each quick breath And the darkness coming deeper In the midst waits Angel Death

Randomness
You scored as Light, light! You may seem empty and emotionless, because you like to meditate. You may not be emotionless, but nobody except you would know, because you dont show any emotion for you have mastered yourself above such things. Light50% Darkness50% Fire33% Wind33% Earth33% What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Mirror Image
Two sides, different, yet part of the one Opposites forever bound together Never able to part Constant conflicts never resolved Forcing each to compromise beliefs Moving towards uncommon goals Weaving their way through time Never giving in, never bowing Surrender never uttered Yet still they move on Along their unknown path They mirror each other The right and the left Their contest balanced to the end With a flip of a coin they dance again

I Cant Be Dreaming
I dream and there you are. Words cannot describe how you look, standing alone. There is no light but I see, clearly, perfectly. You appear so real. Could I truly be dreaming? I've known you, forever - maybe more. We have met often talking, crying, wondering. I know all about you, mind and soul, sheer perfection. You say "I miss you." No, I mustn't be dreaming. Walking towards me slowly, you call my name. I answer, "I am here." I whisper yours. I wait. No reply. What is happening? I know I am not dreaming. I can see your face, yet I cannot reach it. I can see your eyes, yet they look away. I whisper it again. Then shout, "What is happening?" No response. "I love you!" You reply, "I do not exist, I cannot love, I am not real." Your image fades. I wake and you are gone.

Self Survey
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: Nope Is your phone right beside you?: Nope Do you wish you were somewhere else?: Yes Do you have plans for tonight?: Nope Are you wearing makeup?: Nada Are you wearing chapstick?: Nada Are you cold?: No Are you tired?: Yes Are you excited?: Sure about what I don't know Are you watching t.v.?: No Are you wearing pajamas?: yes Who's the last person you IMed? no one Who's the last person that called you? Cat PAST Anything you regret? one thing Ever lied?: I'd be lying if I said no Ever stuck gum under a desk?: Yes Ever spit at someone?:Yes Ever kick something living?: Yes Ever had your nails done?: Once Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: Yes LAST WEEK Had any plans last week?: Yes Who did you see most last week?: Tommy Was last week interesting?: Very TODAY Have you cussed?: Yes Have you yelled at someone?: Nope Have you

Missing You...
Missing you… I fell into the depths of your eyes but I didn't know the fall would land me on this rocky shore so far from your gaze. My only escape is to sail the stormy sea of a love so far from me and hope I will be breathing when I reach again the land... beckoned by your touch.

Without Question
Without Question! our eyes meet magnetic poetic your lips touch mine erotic electric arms encircle me euphoric idyllic together we synchronic rhythmic and should you ever wonder - do I love you? …a query you should never have to voice those words so seldom remaining within me can be answered by tenderness of touch by sweetly overwhelming emotion by thoughts tender yet vividly mirrored in cool blue irises that move gently across the lovely sight of you, my wonderful wife painting images on the eyes of my mind deeply engrained within my loving memory etching every aspect of you indelibly into my mind while my aching soul lovingly speaks out to yours saying all of the words of my deep love for you that ever needed to be said; to be heard by you. I love you, my friend, my lover, my wife, my life… To Jennifer Marie Witzke, with all my love; George

The Gift Of Death....here It Is.
I quickly tire of hearing you scream, as i glare at you my eyes beam soon you do not know but will be dead and will regret every word you said as i stab you ,the knife i twist i will feel the death i have long missed deep down you know that you deserved it and i am the one who has reserved it this gift i give you, i hand you with pleasure and this memory i will forever treasure

The Vampire With In Me
sometimes new and always old I was young and bold My soul had been sold It was the trill of the devil's kill It is the wound that won't heal and he always comes against my will I am a creature of the night I always cause such a fright and there is a legend about my bite but with my race, it's alright I am the Vampire and I never tire My throat is continuously on fire So is this what they all admire?

Hard Times
Blue and Green children scream, crying out to be set free, No one knows how hard it is, to be trapped in a place like this Its hard to sleep,hard to eat its hard to keep myself from killing me Hard to love,hard to care, no on knows its hard to bare.

Evil Guardian
She watches me day and night She gives me comfort and fright She protects me and destroys me She blinds me and helps me see She frees me but has control She gives me life but no soul Yet she is dead and im alive Its in her hands if I am too survive

You Dont Know Me
You claim my friendship But you don't know me. So articulate with your words, you preach your love.. But you don't know me. I will not be what you want me to be. Oblivious to my feelings you march unhindered. Some vision of what you think I am filling your mind.. But you don't know me.

Hi Boonie
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends"

"i'm The Girl"
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

God Works In Mysterious Ways
Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for a reason The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Chris

What Are You Like In Bed?
What are you like in bed?Rough and WildYour very wild and one hell of an animal in the bedroom! You like to be spontaneous, rough and playful! You get what you want and you just do what you gotta do!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

1st Graders.... View On Life
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses...........................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the................................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of .....termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ..... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ......................looks dirty. 7. No news is.......................................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ........stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust .................................. me. 12. The pen is mightier than the ...........pigs. 13. An idle mind is..............................the best

For The Guys!!! You'll Enjoy This....
The Joy of Outdoor Cooking (for men) After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine: 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the Man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Now, here comes the important part: 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine: 5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and

Believe Me...
Believe me when i tell you that i'm not the same as them. Believe me when i tell you that i want more for you. Believe me when i tell you that i'll forever be your friend. Believe me when I tell you that i'll do nothing to hurt you. Believe me when I tell you that I want to be with you. Believe me when I tell you your dreams are meant to be. Believe me when I tell you I'll make love to you. Believe me when I tell you.....one day I'll say I LOVE YOU! Phyne C Princess Copyright ©2007 Phyne C Princess

Missing You Physically
Each Day that goes by I find myself asking Why does my heart ache Triple beat at the thought of being near you. To touch you To feel our skin touch Our every breathe being heard intimately Wanting Needing our emotions Our physical being to connect To explode at the very thought of our touch. To yearn To feel your hand your breathe caress my skin. This my love is how much I MISS YOU! Phyne C Princess Copyright ©2007 Phyne C Princess

How You Make Me Feel
i want to tell you my feelings inside, how you left me and how i had cried, you were so warm when you were bye my side, i know you couldn`t hurt me if you tired, there are so many things i didnt say , because the words always get in the way, oh how i wish you would just stay, here with me forever and a day, thoughts of you run threw my head, i write so much i am out of lead, i wish you were here in my bed, being without you makes me feel dead, oh how i long to feel your touch, when you are away i miss you too much, you make me feel like a fool as such, come to me and let me touch , that heart of yours that seems to be stoled, i know sometimes i am so cold, just longing for you to let me hold, why must you make me feel so old, why did i ever let you steal my heart, knowing that we are always apart, maybe we can both make a new start, if only you would give me back my heart, oh cant you see the pain you are giving me, why cant i just make you see , what it is you really mean to me , or m

Mary Jeffries
Mary Jeffries (1854-1907) was a madam and procuress in London's underworld during the late 19th century. During the 1870s, she ran one of the few brothels in Victorian-era London which catered exclusively to many of the city's elite including the prominent businessmen and politicians including at least one member of the House of Lords and a titled Guards officer as well as aristocrats such as Leopold II. She was also involved in white slavery and child prostitution, often arranging the abduction of children by offering to watch children while parents went to collect luggage or purchase train tickets [1]. Among her brothels in Church Street and Kensington as well as a flagellation house in Hampstead, included a "chamber of horrors" in Gray's Inn Road where a room was designed for the purposes of sado-masochism as described by journalist William Thomas Stead in a series of articles for the Pall Mall Gazette exposing prostitution in the city during the Eliza Armstrong case. Although ne

International Mister Leather
International Mister Leather (IML) is an international conference and contest of leathermen and leatherwomen held annually since 1979 in Chicago, Illinois. IML's forerunner was the 1970s "Mr. Gold Coast" bar contest held at Chicago's Gold Coast leather bar, owned by Chuck Renslow and his then partner, Dom Orejudos. As the "Mr. Gold Coast" contest became one of the bar's most popular promotions, it expanded to a larger venue in 1979. Along with the change of venue came a change in name to International Mr. Leather.[1] IML is an independent contest in that there is no contract or formal connection with feeder contests.[2] To qualify, IML contestants must either be the winner of a bar, local or regional leather contest or be sponsored by a leather bar, business, club, or organization.[3] Over the years, a whole conference and another contest, the International Mister Bootblack Competition, have arisen around the IML contest. IML contest criteria First, all contestants are judge

Caning
Caning also refers to a method of weaving chair seats and other furniture. See Caning (furniture) Caning in British slang refers to consuming large amounts of intoxicants. Used variably in both transitive and intransitive forms. e.g. "We were caning it all weekend." or "We got caned last night." See also lash. Rattan cane Rattan cane Caning is a physical punishment (see that article for generalities and alternatives) consisting of a number of hits (known as "strokes") with a wooden cane, generally applied to the bare or clad buttocks (see spanking), shoulders, hand(s) (palm, rarely knuckles) or even the soles of the feet (see falaka). The size and flexibility of the cane and the number and mode of application of the strokes (usually more numerous and faster when wielding a light, flexible cane) vary significantly Scope of use Caning was a common punishment in many parts of Middle East & Africa, Asia and Europe and several European colonies in the nineteenth and early

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. 2. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. 3. Pumpkin is also a fruit. 4. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 5. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 6. More women should wear Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs. 7. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we! 8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 9. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. 10. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. ROFLMAO.....YEAH RIGHT..!!!!!

New Poetry From Today
behind these eyes can you see the hurt? do you know that you make me feel like dirt? do you see my pain? when my tears come down like rain do you know how much i need you? when i am feeling very blue do you know i need you to hold me? when i feel cold and helpless inside would you stop me if i decided to runaway and hide? would you tell me you love me,kiss me tenderly and hold me tight can you look into my eyes and tell i sometimes want to die

Darkness Lust
Our eyes meet within the light of the full moon. Darkness all around us as the wind pushes us together. Closer we get the more my body is excited with thoughts. The smell of lust in the air as we start to touch. Your hands brushing my face as you remove my cloak. As the moonlight makes are skin glow as a virgin snow. The warmth of your hands caressing my neck as are lips kiss. As I beg for you to malice me with all you have. My sweet juices start to show as you frigged me slow. Bleeding crimson as your blade cuts me in between. Deflowering my hole body making me scream. As each orgasm hits me harder then the first one. Sadistic is all I want to feel on this cold dark lustful night.

Decisions
I don't always make the right decisions. I don't always do the right thing. I am going to make mistakes. I am fantastic, regardless, because I will always try to understand and make sense of the senseless. I will always try to change. I crave knowledge. I love the smell of libraries and book stores. Grammar is important to me. I am an admitted linguaphile. I'm too smart for my own good, or so I've been told. I'm not full of myself, but I know what I am worth. Because of this, I need to be with people who can let me know I'm appreciated, who make me feel special, who tell me I'm loved. I repay in kind. I am attracted to intelligence and confidence, but loathe arrogance. The entire range of emotions does apply to me. Movies and musics of all genres make me happy. My favorite shape is the shape of a star. Twinkle, twinkle, baby. Things aren't perfect, but they're always looking up. That's what I love about my life. It's in a constant state of change, and there is always the difference bet

Justice?
Okay, here I sit waiting for the phone to ring. Why you ask. Because my best friend in the whole world is sitting in jail. So why's he in jail. Because he fell behind on child support and he hadn't found a new job by his court date. Okay so let's put him in jail. I don't disagree there. What I disagree with follows. He can not get out of jail until he has a job and makes 6 consecutive payments. BTW he had money coming to him for the arrears and those were paid off 2 days after his court appearance. So now he is no longer behind but he was already in jail. So you'd think they'd let him out with stipualtion if he hasn't found a new job in 2 weeks they will lock him back up. No,he has to find a job that will hire him on, site unseen so he can do work release until he has made those 6 consecutive payments. So try wrapping your mind around that one. How does a person find a job when they are sitting in a jail cell? How do you go to a job interview if you are in jail? I aske

~~how To Get Screwed~~
The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he kn

Where Have I Been ? ? ?
Well if anyone thought id been ignoreing anyone then they would be wrong lol after 13days im back after being in Hospital. Im not doing to bad just had abit of an accident at work causing me to brake my arm, and fracture the other elbow and to top it off, bust up my splean, BUT as i said im on the mend and if anyone had wondered where i was, their you go =) Hope to chat soon X

Today
A deep sorry filled my heart last night. I tried to review the recent events of my life. I couldn't recall but a few. I was saddened to think that the few memories I've had during recent days, Would all soon just fade away to nothing. Today, I have no unusual plans to think of. How sad it is to think that this moment right now, Will never be thought of again. Today,very soon, today will be forever lost. It is as if life has been just a series of significant memories and all the time passed in between has never even existed at all. Years of life held in a handful of dust. Maybe today I'll do something great that I will NEVER forget. I feel better now. Today will not be forgotten!

Sacrifices
Sacrificing hours, Sacrificing heart, Sacrificing herself for love of a new start. Sacrificing todays, Sacrificing time, Sacrificing tongue for love of endless rhyme. Sacrificing somedays, Sacrificing soul, Sacrificing sanity for love of the whole. Sacrificing present, Sacrificing past, Sacrificing prophecy for love of he who'll last. Sacrificing moments, Sacrificing me, Sacrificing memories for love of what could be

South Park Character
You scored as Kenny, Kenny, the kid from a poor family, always wears a heavily padded hooded parka, and therefore everything he says is muffled. It's a good thing too, because most of what he says is filthy. For some bizarre rason, Kenny is always being killed, at least once, in every episode of the show. Kenny69% Kyle.44% Cartman31% Stan25% Which Southpark Character Are You? (With pictures.)created with QuizFarm.com

Do's And Don'ts For Healing A Broken Heart
DO watch your vocabulary. We all have an internal conversation with ourselves. Since it shapes our outlook, be careful about the language you choose. Words like "nightmare," "terrible" and "horrible" are catastrophic terms. If you use them, you're bound to spend time dwelling on the negative. Spend more time focusing on what you can do. DO define your real intentions. Are you trying to move past the break-up, or are you hoping to get back with your ex? Define the emotional goal. You won't move on until you've truly accepted that the relationship is over. DO allow yourself to own your feelings. You can't get over being hurt until you know you've been heard. Give yourself permission to express your anger, your sadness—whatever emotions you may be experiencing. It's better to be angry with someone else than to blame yourself. DO learn to trust again. Whenever you get involved in a relationship, you know there's risk. Don't let a bad experience keep you from living

Music.
Blood is only a price I've paid ten fold, These are the lines that make up the stories we've told. A trace of red still found on those papers, The tears we've cried serve as their erasers. A deformality left as our rememberance, Deaths along the way have arisen as the comeupance. Fragile moments, lit up, left afire, Nothing takes away the hurt felt prior. Hidden neath a tight knit ingenious fabrication, All the tolls not noticed, unreckoned devistation. Well its part way done, but I'll get to finishing it soon.

The Elements
The Elements: Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire, which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma, - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself.The Earth is the essence of fertility and solidarity; it nourishes, binds and gives form. Air the essence of intelligence, which liberates and stimulates. Fire is the essence of strength and defense that animates and activates, while Water is the essence of emotions and fecundity making things malleable and flexible. The physical representations of these elements are merely their gross forms in the material world. From celestial form sent by the divine beings came a hierarchy of spirits called Elementals. The elementals task w

The Pentagram Or Pentacle
The Pentagram or Pentacle: The Pentagram or Pentacle as called by some, is commonly the most famous symbol of Witchcraft, and is symbolic of the power of Spirit as the overriding power controlling elements. One of the frequent confusions regarding Wicca concerns our use of the pentagram, which is thought of by some as a Satanic symbol. The Pentagram has been employed by a variety of cultures for thousands of years to represent numerous different things. Christianity, in fact, employed it for considerable time to represent the five wounds of Christ. To assign it so absolutely to a single group is illogical. Many religions hold one symbol above all others to represent the religion. For Jews it is the star of David, for Christians it is the cross, for Wiccans it is the pentagram. The pentagram has existed for thousands of years through a variety of cultures. It has had numerous meanings, but mostly it has been a symbol of protection and invocation. The pentagram symbol

Threefold Law
Threefold Law: The Three-Fold Law is the belief and principle on which magic is used. This law relates to the use of power and energy. When used, power is returned to the sender at three times the level it was sent out. The most commonly used comparison is that of "The Golden Rule". Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. You put out nastiness and nastiness will surely return to you.

Alone
the one feeling i can relate to, i don't know why i feel this way, sometimes i wish there would be somebody who stays, but you cant find those kinds of people these days, alone, right know is how i feel, and i am also sick and feel like hell, hold on their is the doorbell, just some person with magazines to sell, okay where was i, oh yeah alone, here with my twisted little mind, yeah i beat myself up all the time, why not it is my body and mind, my friends say come on man sheer up, why should i ,i really don't have anything, not to really look forward too, you know i wish i could really tell you, to go away and leave me alone, but shit,you have already up and gone, feel like a dog chewing on a bone, always did have a problem letting my feelings shown, that`s okay , i have found someone but she is so far away, i do try to talk too her everyday, we even play games at night she will stay, with me when i am alone, and i still have my friends and my family, so i guess i`m not alone , so why

Love James Gang
Sleep all day, out all night I know where you're goin' I don't think that's actin' right You don't think it's showin' Jumpin' up, fallin' down Don't misunderstand me You don't think that I know your plan What you try'n'-a hand me? Out all night, sleep all day I know what you're doin' If you're gonna act that way I think there's trouble brewin'

Celtic Marriage Traditions
Weddings are often held under the marriage oak, or inside stone circles within which the participants dance. Newly married couples might circumambulate a stone while asking for fertility, or pass naked through a large hole carved out of a stone (symbolic of rebirth into their new life). A bride was thought to be the earthly representative of spiritual treasure, which must be fought for with determination and courage. She symbolized the Otherworld and a previously unexplored region of the groom’s psyche. The groom embodies the assertive male energy that must accomplish worldly deeds. Spiritually and physically, the couple must overcome the obstacles to their union in order for each to become whole. For these reasons, displays of mock hostility, the blocking of entrances and gates, and the creation of rope barriers to test the couple’s determination are often part of the rite. Hostile spirits are dispelled by loud noises. A relative of the bride might carry her off, with the groom

Life Purpose Crystal Medicine Kit
Blue quartz, sometimes called dumortierite or dumortierite quartz, enhances organizational abilities, self-discipline and orderliness. This enhancement is believed to be due to the effect it can have of balancing the throat chakra and enhancing communication between lower chakras/physical energy and the higher chakras/mental/spiritual energy. It highly reduces difficulties of scattered mind and disorganization. In addition, it encourages one to see and accept reality, and react to it in an intelligent manner in one's own behalf Moonstone is associated with the heart chakra. It can help calm responses and avoid overreaction; enhances feminine energies, sensitivity, intuition, and psychic abilities. Moonstone is a stone of protection, especially during childbirth, pregnancy, and travel at sea. It is also associated with love of all kinds. Physically it aids the pituitary gland and digestive system, obesity, water retention, hormonal problems, menstrual problems. Moonstone is also use

Ltwomm: Tea: Monthly Mysteries ~1/3 Oz
(For PMS and menopause) This refreshing, restorative tonic is specially formulated for women. Lady`s mantle, motherwort, jasmine, hyssop, arnica, red raspberry. Loose tea, one package is enough for 5 + cups. (Not to be used as a substitute for a doctor`s care.)

Tea: Psychic (activiates Psychic Awareness)
A stimulating formulation of rosemary, clove, eyebright, mistletoe, oakmoss, elecampane and rue. Loose tea, one package is enough for 5 + cups. (Not to be used as a substitute for a doctor`s care.)

Demeter Oil
Anoint with Demeter Oil to attract money and for the successful completion of your protections and dreams. Also wear when planting, tending, harvesting or working with herbs and plants to ensure a fruitful yield. Helps us tune in with the energies of the Earth. Myrrh: Protection, Exorcism, Healing, Spirituality Vetivert: Love, Hex-Breaking, Luck, Money, Anti-Theft. Oakmoss: Money. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

The Past
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it?

People That Dont Wanna Read A Profile Befor Talking You Us!!!!
Ok heres the lowdown on wut ive been trying to say .first of all right behind our ct names is usually a small little note describing our name well if i say im a dammm lesbian dont keep trying to talk to me asking nasty questions.if i say im only wanting to add gurls to my friend list then dont ask why and dont get me to change my mind.....im not ok their are too many perves in the world we live in for me to have to repeat my self...OK.....THANKS

Exile
“ Exile “ Beneath the bright sun, the exile wonders His heart is turned in, his spirit ponders What sins he has done to deserve his fate Alone he must wait for his death day to come When he was a child, his parents forsook him They set him adrift, consigned to the dark whim Of fortune, He grew, and soon was a man ‘Twas then that his thoughts ran to vengeance and doom He challenged his father, and cut off his head He challenged the priesthood, and left the priest dead He challenged the people, and they drove him out Into exile, Now doubt plagues his mind and soul How different are we, than he wandering there Forsaken by nature, forbidden to care Of other poor mortals in trial after trail We are the exiles! Amusement to angels, but vermin to God!! Warchild 1999

Whats Next....
So i guess my wife is moving to CA. Shes a kinda depressed i guess. Actually I take that back shes just really psycho. I have my kids at least. I just hope she can get better soon, to be there for her children. Oh yeah and there is another guy. Apparently shes going out there with some stupid marine, no offense other marines, but this one is an idiot. Ok that enough for now, I post more later.

Fades Away
V2: "How your ruthelss actions, now followed by attractions, was let down by the way you held your nose in thee air, You made me feel like, I was used and abused like, my heart was your rebound playground ya, And somethin like the feelin of the microphone healin like I never really ever got the feelin out, My belief in love striving for truth, I can't decide if this all turned out right... C: And It all fades away when he's here, you don't see me anymore and it all goes away when he's near, u don't hear me anymore... god bless you allxxx

6 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, July 6: Today you'll be forced to give up a completely illogical stance on an important issue. You've been asserting this viewpoint merely as a matter of pride for a long time. If you're clever, you'll switch sides without drawing attention to yourself.

Requiem
In the gloom of the morn I sit silently screaming Wretched woe in my soul devoid of all meaning Who has cast this lot and diminished my senses No succor to settle my mind It remains neither sober nor kind You have left in the night without ever perceiving The sunlight that was yours or in laughter believing Never touched silken rose, nor embrace receiving No lover to make your heart yearn Only touches you couldn’t return She is blood of my blood Her pain I can not fathom Can not comfort with riddle or rhyme Her rainbows have become dirty and gray Naught words naught thought from one patriarchal Will cause a smiles bloom or misty eyed sparkle Like a child of the moon she walks alone in this fray Bright flowers will not heartbreak erase Maybe time, maybe time…will efface

Ghosts Are Not Real
Many scientists believe that ghosts are fake, but parapsychologists believe ghosts are real. Spirits are electromagnetic fields. Brain waves can make people see and hear many things. Electromagnetic waves can affect the nervous system. This can cause somebody to hallucinate. The eye can act as a TV screen. Instead of the person taking in images, they are transmitted out. Another explanation for "ghost sightings" may be that the mind is just trying to "let off a little steam." NASA has shown that the human eyeball has a resonant frequency. There are eighteen cycles a second. The eyeball starts to vibrate in response to infra-sound. This causes a serious smearing of vision. In at least two hauntings low frequency sound may to blame. People can put, fake ghosts in their pictures. By using a flashlight, a cigarette, a flash pack, and a camera, a person can create the effect of a mysterious light. Turn on the flashlight and walk toward the camera. When you are four to five feet from t

Believe
Do you believe we all have a soul? Me ,I wonder somtimes. Why do we cry when our loved ones die? They aren`t going to be here forever, though we all wish that they could. Why do we all get so sad, I sometimes don`t , I get really glad. Because they actually go to a better place, lifted up to be in GOD`s grace. Yes, I believe in heaven and earth, and the angels, and even in God. How can people look at a child and not believe? Skys get the bluest of blues, different colors in the leaves and the flowers. Take a look around every once in a while, maybe stop just thinking of the bad. There are some things that are good, though sometimes in our world... those things are hard to see! All you have to do is Believe!!!!

07/06/2007
Well, its just another day for me... The weather here in Dallas, makes me think of when I lived in the UK... or visited Seattle,WA. Rain... and lots of it! I have some projects to do... But its going to have to stop raining for those to get started. My Youngest, wants to go to school, but can't. (Week off). Which just pisses him off, as he is autistic, and has a kind of schedule he follows. My oldest wants a job, but he hasn't figured out, that you have to leave the house to do that... Awesome gamer, but hell there is more to life than that. I myself, since getting separated in Feb., I've sent out more freakin resumes than you can shake a stick at... But, no one wants to pay the avg. to afford to live around here. Oh, well... I'm still hopping the school district will need cooks.... Then I'm in... Sorry for sounding so EMO...LOL You all on CherryTap have a great DAY!!! TGIF! Don

Mom's We All Have Em
Wow, I live approx 600 miles away from my mom, I call every week just to check on her & dad. But here lately it is like she doesn't wanna talk with me anymore, I have to kinda trick her to find out wat is wrong with her. I already know that she has Cancer, I had to find out that it was stage 4, by way of makin her think i was my older sister. Just wat is the deal??? Yeah i have problems too but none can nor will ever compare to this. She sayz she doesnt want me to worry about her, but she is the only real mother I have. I cant help but worry about her. She has been in Remission for 15 yrs, until now, you would think that makin a visit to the docs every couple of months that they would have found sumthing before now. I know wat i will have to do, My mother & I have never been very close, until i grew up & had children, so now she has been my rock,. I cant even imagine my life without her, nor do i wish too. I have already lost so many of my family, I just cant stand

For July 6,2007
Your mind is brimming with great ideas; in the meantime, your mouth can't stop moving. Is this a delightful combination or a potential Molotov cocktail? That choice is entirely in your hands. Make the most of this!

New Here
Hey everyone, what's up? not alot going on here. As many of you know, I am Ginger Fish of Marilyn Manson, yes THE band. as of right now, we're all at home taking a break from tour. we just got done with the european part of our tour and will be heading out soon for the us part of our tour. as of right now, i'm sitting in Skold's home studio helping him out with some guitar riffs that he had perfect last night but when he wrote them down, he screwed something up to where they're not sounding right. Anyways, this place is pretty neat and alot better than myspace. I'll talk to you all later. peace, love, and rock and roll! -Ginger Fish

Incorporated
I’ve been trying to figure out how to pry my fingers open keep my mouth shut hold my head up high do the right thing change give to take or just rest stop the pull at my heart this turned stomach stolen sleep at three a.m. again I’m still trying to leave myself behind

Oops
A Woman Falsely Portrayed In Sex Ad on the Web Ted Scouten Reporting (CBS4) MIAMI-DADE Last fall, hundreds of people hunted down Debbie on the Internet after someone improperly associated her to a sexy woman, advertising sex with a slogan that ''you'll go home with a smile'' for the right price. The responses went to Debbie Blasberg, 44, a realtor in Miami-Dade, married with children. Someone posted 26 false, sexy ads along with her actual phone number on a website called Craigslist.Com. After this happened, Debbie Blasberg filed a police report. She was interviewed by our news partner The Miami Herald after receiving more than 700 phone calls at ''all hours of the night.'' Some callers asked her 11-year-old daughter for sexual favors, and text messages poured in even as she sat in the police station telling her story to a detective. ''It totally destroyed my life,'' Blasberg told the newspaper. ``It was a nightmare. I almost ended up with a nervous breakdown.''

Chinese Get Fancy With Toilets
A lulu of a loo Public toilet has 1,000 stalls in four stories Chongqing officials hope for Guinness record "We are spreading toilet culture," official says BEIJING, China (AP) -- They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet. Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday. "We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy." Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of s

Tgif
David has been here all week so not too much got done. But having my son with me is the world to me. Actually had a good meeting with a client this morning. Work has been a bit stressful. I have plenty to do, but we just don't make as much on the work as we used to. Really have to find a nitch market and concentrate on it. David decided he wanted to give up soda, so while he has been here I have not had any soda either. Been a week without my Dew.. so I am having caffeine withdrawls lol. Side effects from the prednisone are almost gone. Stomach is not as bad, But I am still drinking lots of water.. which means I don't get to sleep through the night lol. Unfortunately, the pain is still there. Going to the drivein for a few movies later tonight. Wonder if either of us will make it through without sleeping lol.

The Chicken, Horse And The Harley
Ok this is what I get for hanging out at a bar with my dad and a couple of his biker friends, but I really don't care since this is the life I have pretty much been accustomed too. So, here is a little story that my Uncle Jack told me. (not my real uncle by the way). On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whome loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.? Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to

Irish Bookie Loses On The Wrong Al Gore
Irish bookie loses on the wrong Al Gore Fri Jul 6, 5:57 PM ET Ireland's top bookmaker, Paddy Power PLC, paid out more than $13,500 on Friday to people who bet that Al Gore would be arrested. Trouble was, the company neglected to specify which one. The former U.S. vice president and global-warming activist was rated as a 14-to-1 outsider in a list of American celebrities likely to be arrested next. On Wednesday — the day after the betting went live on Paddy Power's Web site — Gore's 24-year-old son, Al Gore III, was arrested and charged with illegally possessing marijuana and prescription drugs. Paddy Power said it was paying out winnings to about 50 people, because it had failed to identify which Gore it meant. "We got a good stoning," the Dublin-based company said in a statement. The bet in question listed publicity hound Paris Hilton as the favorite on 2-to-1 odds, based on her recent spell in a Los Angeles jail. Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates came a distant 50 to 1. On Fri

~~thought For The Day~~
FRIENDS . Watch the two little people for a minute before you read on down. Thought for the day... Friends... Friends are like butt cheeks. Crap might separate them, But they always come back together. Send this to all your butt cheeks.

Cherry Tap
HEY EVERYONE, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER SO I HAVE NOT LEFT ANY MESSAGES TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS AND I AM SOOO SORRY FOR THAT, JUST WANTED TO LET ALL OF MY FRIENDS OUT THERE KNOW THAT IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME ALL THE TIME IT DOES NOT BY NO MEANS, MEAN THAT I DO NOT THINK ABOUT YOU, I HAVE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY, HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT 4TH OF JULY, AND HOPE TO TALK TO YOU ALL SOON....

A Night With My Love
The candles are glowing, My body’s on fire, Your presence here with me, Fuelling my desire. Cup your face in my hands, Gaze into your eyes, The touch of our lips, Hunger growing inside. My fingers are tracing, A path down your chest, I can feel your heart pounding, Hear every breath. No layers between us, Just skin upon skin, Such a wonderful sight, But where to begin? Tongue winding patterns, Tasting salt on damp flesh, Hands slowly moving, A gentle caress. Your statement of manhood, Standing erect and so true, My temperature rising, A need to devour you. As I lower my head, To this inviting place, A sigh from your lips, Pleasure glows on your face. Tantalising teasing, From lips warm and soft, Slow rhythmic movements, Send your senses aloft. I can feel the warmth spreading, Down through my thighs, My crave for release, To have you inside. The juices flow freely, From my deep guarded treasure, You enter me gently, A moan of dee