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Guy's Rules... Finally
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us wit

Guys
What in the hell.... sorry for bitchin but really..... this a.m I am chillin... just lookin for comments,when of of the blue pops up some guy I kindly said Hi back to to the other night. He shouts at me- asking me to put on a cam for him..... touch my self and etc... If people would take the time to read my profile then they would see I am not all about that with every swinging dick out there.... no offense .... Although I do not care if you are offended. Please resist the urge to be shoutin at me the shit you want me to do for you. Why do some of you people do this ....there is indeed someone I like alot on here and he will be the only one of you that I behave in such a manner with he knows who is is. He's a gentlemen, a real man... not a whore; I have even removed pics that I decided I only wanted him to see..... To stop people from thinking they had a right to ask me shit like that. Get a clue and a brain some of you guys. Clearly these guys are thinking with there sm

Guys This Is Very Important
if we r going to comment bomb the bombers contest we all have to have verfied salutes so if u havent done it yet get on it now thanks...it opens the 12th at 7pm central time..ill put the link asap.when i get it..

Guys!
Aight, well see here is the 411, umm i juss became single like two days ago. I kinda miss him but i dont. He was a really controlling type of guy and that shyt doesnt fly by wit me. Im the type that wont put upp wit stupid childish shyt that most gurls wuld. Anyways the point is that iduno wat to do, he wont stop calling!!! Ahh getting really annoyed with the whole situaion. I don't wanna date him, maybe be friends or sumthin, iduno. I do know that iam confused as heck right now!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!

Guys: Ready To Make Your Move?
Guys: Ready to make your move? By Alan Goldsher The Motion Picture Association of America has a precise set of guidelines that deem what type of film is appropriate for which age demographic. For example, if a guy shakes his date’s hand goodnight, that’s a G-rated flick, whereas if a guy picks up his girlfriend, throws her on his bed, tears off his shirt, and dives on top of her, that will generally lead to an R rating. Unfortunately, life isn’t a movie, so when it comes to figuring out how and when to take your own relationship to the next physical plane, the MPAA is of no help whatsoever. And since there’s no such thing as a rating system from the Dating Association of America, allow us to supply some guidelines. These are especially helpful for those of you who have been out of dating circulation for a while and are just returning to the game. Warming up You can’t assume that just because you’re attracted to her, she’s also attracted to you. Before you touch her — and we’re

Guys
Hi to all for some reason I guess some guys cant read when it says on my profile GIRLS ONLY please! im single and looking yes but not for a guy ok please give me a chance to breath ok 100 guys a day or more its soo hard to catch up and talk to my other friends I have on here . thank you all.

The Guys' Rules(at Last A Guy Has Taken The Time To Write This All Down)
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side . Now here are the rules from the male side . These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don 't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

A Guys Idea Of Rules.....smirk!!
This is a guys idea of rules ...I must admit it brought a chuckle...most rules are generally heard from the gals side...... Now these are rules from the male side...Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. 1. Sunday sports. It's like a full moon or the changing of the tides ...let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want.Lets be clear on this one subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST say it! 1.Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem, see a doctor 1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1.If you won't dress like Victoria Secret girl

The Guys Will Appreciate This
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date. ********** Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. ********** Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. ********** Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ********** Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I d

A Guy's Language
YOUR GUY IS SLEEPING YOU WATCH HIM SLEEP FOR A BIT,--SUCH AN ANGEL,AND YOU WONDER WHAT HES DREAMING,YOU WAKE HIM UP WITH A BLOWJOB,NO ARGUEMENT YOU JUST START SUCKING,THEN YOU GET ON TOP AND RIDE HIM AND DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO,DOGGYSTYLE OR WHATEVER,YOU BLOW ON HIS NECK,WHISPER IN HIS EAR DON'T WORRY ABOUT DINNER,WE'RE HAVING PIZZA,FINGERFOOD,YOU TELL HIM IT IS NO FUSS AND NO DISHES,YOU SAY WHISKEY AND BEER IN THE FRIDGE,CALL OVER SOME BUDDIES BE LOUD,MAKE A MESS,EAT PRETZELS AND POPCORN,CRANK UP THE STEREO OR WATCH SPORTS,WHEN HE LOOKS AT ANOTHER FEMALE MAN,DON'T BITCH,CHECK HER OUT WITH HIM.CAUSE GUESS WHAT DOLL???IT'S THE WEEKEND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING,AND HAVE A BLAST. THIS IS A GUYS LANGUAGE,AND I DON'T MIND.

Guys...
Is there any guy in this world that wont break a girls fucking heart by her putting her feelings out on the line for him? The answer....FUCK NO THERE AINT! I swear guys are all the same! One minute they want to be with you and everythings fine then...you tell em how you feel and they all of sudden dont wanna be with you anymore! To me thats just a little fucked up! But, I guess thats life right!!?? If theres a guy out there that aint like this!1 more power to you!! And plz...Find me!!!

Guys I Want Ur Opinion
I have been in a with my boyfriend for almost 3 years in september. I moved in with him almost 2 years ago. He was gonna kick me out a few months ago cuz I wasnt making that much money to pay for half the rent and bills. He wanted me to prove that I can take care of myself. I took care of myself b4 I met him so I didnt need to prove to him I can take care of myself. In order for me to stay I had to pay the rent and electric and phone bills myself for 2 months to show that I can do it. I did that and he didnt have me move out and I contiued to pay him my half of bills. Then I went into the hospital and had been out of work for 2 weeks and when i did go back to work I could only work 4 hours a day and had to work a month almost b4 I got a check and it wasnt that much and I asked him what he wanted me to do I could give him my check or I could get groceries he said groceries. Well today he said he was irritated cuz money was tight and he was irritated with me some cuz I havnt payed

Guy' S Rules
The Guys' Rules Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Th

Guys' Rules
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come t

Guys Rules For Females
Guys Rule At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you wa

Guys Don't Get Drunk!
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife >>goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a >>ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. >>'Yeah right!" she says. >>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The >>wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to >>the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around >>the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is >>amazed! >>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking >>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring >>loudly. >>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the >>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her >>husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps >>soundly. >>The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the

Guys Rules...;)
The Guys' Rules... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us

Guys
A REAL MAN....... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick

Guys
Guys are so fucking fake it pisses me off. They pretend to be king shit! Pretend they like a girl and then what? Fucks the hell up! I hate lines such as "Oh I am so glad youre not like the others." BULL FUCKING SHIT. youre only glad if you want in our pants. And get pissed if you cant so you go for what you call a "whore". I also hate when they pretend to be mister nice guys, you know the ones that spend all their time with you. Or the ones that give this "I love you" bullshit. FUCK MAN! Im allergic to bullshit. might as well not say it if it isnt true. Fucking A! I hate the guys who "act" like mister nice guy when they really arent. be your fucking self! fuck grow some damn balls. Atleast I admit I dye my hair to feel better about myself shit! Own up to shit damn!

Guys Rules
The Guy's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solv

Guys Rules...funny Shit
The Man Rules------------------- At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1

Guys Lucky Day...
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought that you were the officer and that you were trying to give her back to me!"

Guys!!!!!1
->Wrathchild: no sorry imjuz8up: u want see my cock i repeat for thoughs who have little respect i know that i put pictures of me up nude but i do it for you guys if you all cant have some respect for me as a person then i will delete the pictures,i relise that you get aroused by them but if you cant hold yourself togeather when talking to me then dont come on my profile or talk to me i can take flirting and i can handle the comments on my pictures

Guys!!!!!1
imjuz8up: u want see my cock i repeat for thoughs who have little respect i know that i put pictures of me up nude but i do it for you guys if you all cant have some respect for me as a person then i will delete the pictures,i relise that you get aroused by them but if you cant hold yourself togeather when talking to me then dont come on my profile or talk to me i can take flirting and i can handle the comments on my pictures

Guys Confuse Me
ok .... there is ths guy that i like more than a lil bit nd im not sure if he likes me back ... we r really good friends right now and that is sooooo awesome but we r getting REALLY close and it is weird. I want to be more than friends but i would hate to ruin the friendship that i have with him ... he is my best friend ... well i don't kno wat o do and if anyone has any suggestions let me kno ... we went out to steak and shake toight and had a blast ... and we were both flirting with each other ... but im not sure if i should pursue it cause that may push him away or if i should jus leave it ... i don't know ... and the silence is sooooo not helping ... wel any suggestins or advice or anyting at this point in time would b great anyways much love *~ hope ~*

Guys P0int 0f View..aww =]]
™From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Guys And Girls
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us w

Guys And My Shout!! (and Family List)
ok listen up... let me jus say first off that im a really sweet person, i love talking to all of you, and i try to keep up with the shouts, but i get busy alot when im on the comp, and sometimes im signed in but im not actually at the comp.. also all the shit i get about bein in my family list can get annoying too. Yes its cool to bring it up, makes me feel special, but when EVERY FUCKING SHOUT is something about gettin on my family list, it pisses me off!! try to keep it to a minimum guys! I mean if i talk with ya and i think you cool then you'll get on, but also i only have a certain amount that i can put on there depending on my level, and im not deleting someone off it once they get on... I come back to all these messages from everyone sayin stupid shit like, "oh i guess im not cool enough for you" or "fine jus ignore me" or "well i guess your to busy for me sry to bother you" and all kinds of BS.. its smartass comments like that which WILL make u "uncool enough for me"

Guys Leave It Be Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well i really wish that guys would stick to messing with single gals instead of ones that are taken......... that really ticks me off... and i know that when a guy wants to be "just friends" with a girl that means that they want more then that with them.... but i know i cant keep them away... especially if they get invited in....

Guys In My Life
I really hate being excited about something and then telling someone that i'm excited about it and they try and burst that bubble of happiness. Instead of saying... "Oh wow.. good job, I'm happy for you, or congrats" I get Oh cool or nothing at all. So what the fuck ever. It just hurts a little bit when that happens. I guess i'll keep my excitement about things to myself!

A Guy's Point Of View
A Guys Point Of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. W

Guys I Need More Help. Someone Is Ahead Of Me By A Few 100 Points
im in a contest for a blast.......please stop by and leave some love for me..just click on my picture. i will buy diamond earrings for the woman who helps me the most and a mans bracelet to the man who helps me alot. and if i have already bought u one .i will buy u one again..

A Guy's Point Of View
Courtesy of nymphseekers... From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it.

The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us

Guys
What is wrong with you? Seriously? I mean I know us women aren't exactly perfect or anything but fuck! Some women are vindictive, mean, rude, liars, cheaters, and just plain evil but shit, the last 4 guys that i've been with, went out with, dated have been crazy. I'm not talking "haha he just jumped off a bridge into the river" crazy, i'm talking "He flips the fuck out when I talk to another guy even though we aren't tgether, and he rips my clothes off when I try to get away from him" crazy. So seriously, what is wrong with you? I love how you all sit there and say how you would never hit a women, and you respect her wishes, and you wouldn't ever disrespect her, and any guy that lays a hand on a female is a pussy and you'll "kick his ass" then you all turn around and do the same fucking things that you talk shit about. I just don't get it, is there something wrong with me where I just attract that kind of guy, or is there seriously not that guy out there, the one that says what he

Guys Are Confusing!!!
Why are guys so complicated? I ask cause I was seein a guy and things were goin good even though we were in different states ( me in Oregon, him in Washington). Then all of a sudden tonight he says that things aren't workin out. I know that hes busy with the ARMY and all but even though he says that I didn't do anything wrong I still get the feelin that its some how my fault. Why is that? Is it wrong for me to feel that way or is it a normal thing. Well thats enough for now... feel free to comment if you want

Guys Rules..
The Guys' Rules... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us

Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's

Guys Point Of View
from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

Guy's Point Of View
When girls don't put out! > >This was written by a guy... it's pretty smart. > >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > > >FOR EXAMPLE: > >One evening! Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work

Guys We Must Remember The Laidies
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Guys
why do guys think that just cause you talk to them for five minutes they own you lol and can tell you what they want to see damn if i wanted a daddy.. i would talk to my father lol...guys a way to a girls heart is not by trying to own them and certainly not by how many penis pics you have lol Is your penis better looking than you are lol huggs all

Guys Rules Lmfao
{{i saw this and had to add my thoughts too it ;) ~nnc~ }} MEN'S RULES We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. {{most men cant read cat in the hat~~we understand}} 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. {{just put things back the way you found them and we wouldnt be bitchin bout it}} 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. {{sunday sports~~the reason theres a tv in the garage}} 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. {{just follow with the cart and have your wallet out at the register,,a lil help bringin things inside is appreciated too}} 1. Crying is blackmail. {{if you see me cry ~ run

Guys, Read This!!! How To Get Physical With A Woman Fast!
5 steps to have a casual sexual encounter with a woman fast free & easy (my personal perspective as a woman about the simple mistakes men make and how to skip all the in between steps) THIS WORKS WONDERS! Now don't disregard this until you try it. I started telling guys to do this a year ago and still get hundreds of messages about how well it works, so listen up, because this it true time tested quality advice! The truth about sexual encounter web sites and how to work them. WOMEN LIKE SEX!! almost as much as guys (if not more) the difference is that it is usually not the first thing on the woman's mind, and getting a woman to feel that powerful sexual attraction is simple but most guys don't know how. So I'm going to tell you how to do this and make it work very easily, so you don't have to worry about the in between BS. Step 1) I Strongly suggest going to a good casual sexual encounter website. this way you know that any girl on the site is already looking to get l

Guys Pms I Swear
i think guys pms more then woman do they are like lets go then no to places what ever just to tell you guys the woman are the one that are incarge you dont do thing right u dont get any thing right right so to you guys have gf and or wifes pull your head out of your ass and listen to your woman and you get alot more action

Guys
Just want to know why....why is it that no matter whether it's on here or in the real world that every guy you meet is interested in only one thing. Like that's all they really need in life. Why is it that no matter how nice a guy seems or how honest and sincere he is, he always wants sex? It's like all they want to talk about and do. Why can't they just be there? Talk about life, anything. I just want someone to care about me for me, not sex. Someone to hold me when I need to be held. Listen when I need to talk. Not judge my previous actions or past mistakes. Embrace my life and choices like I do. Be considerate of my feelings. Support me in my choices. I want a friend and a lover. Why aren't guys the same way?

The Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answer

The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come

Guys Like You
She's beautiful on the outside But after all the abuse she's Left bruised and hurt on the inside All the stuff running threw her head Am I fat? What if im not pretty enough? Does he really like me? Or is he using me? See its easy to think that Growing up Being the ugly duckling that's all she has ever know But now shes something so Much more than that Come on what makes you think She would really let a guy like you Have a shot Let alone the time of day

Guys Rating Guys, And Ones....
Anyone ever notice that when a guy rates another guy's photo a one, its usually some pathetic looking loser who does it? I will only rate a guy if he rates me a one, and I return the favor by rating him a one. I just got rated a one by some dork wearing Mr Spock ears.

Guys!! Read This And Take Notes Lol
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are petty, get over it. 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't. 8. Size does matter. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it. 16. We are drama queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if yo

Guys!!! Listen Up!
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. 16. You did somethin

Guy's Is This True?
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Pluck

Guys Are From Mars, Girls Are From Venus
Guys Are From Mars, Girls Are From Venus (Gender Issues) Ray and Sue Bohlin -----Inoduction In our attempt to discuss some of the differences between men and women, it is important to recognize that we are speaking in generalities. Most men will find a true description of themselves in the following discussion but some will want to quibble with a few of the characteristics. The same will be true for women. This is simply a result of the fact that we are all unique to a certain degree. Some men are naturally more sensitive than others and some women are naturally more aggressive than others. Just remember that we are describing men and women in general terms, not in hard and fast categories. At the end of the twentieth century, the culture is finally recognizing what the Bible has declared for millennia. Men and women are different! The following table is a small sampling of the numerous differences between men and women. Basic Differences Between Men and Women {1}

Guys - Things That Help Turn A Woman On!!
Its a start - and remember this is MOST women not all! Good Luck! 1. Get yourself cleaned up and put on some cologne. It’s something we males often overlook. Women have a more sensitive olfactory sense than do us males. That doesn’t mean drown yourself in cologne... more sensitive is the keyword. I put a dab of cologne on my neck, in my hair and just under my nose. A woman at close quarters is bound to detect it. 2. Wine, roses and candelight are all nice, but most women I know care more about the thought that goes in to a date than the usual cliché ingredients. Go for a picnic in the country. Go hiking in the mountains and sneak a bottle of wine to toast the day. Let your imagination guide you. 3. Take your time and stretch things out. There’s no rush. The longer you let passion build, the bigger the reward. Flirt most of the night away if you wish, the payoff may not come that night, but it will come. It should be your goal to make your woman feel alive, sexy and beautiful.

Guys Never Do This
LEAVE YOUR SHIRT FOR HER TO SLEEP IN LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN TH

Guy's
Guy's I have been chatting and talking to many people lately. And what I hate is the underlying theme. And that is seeing or hearing a beautiful woman talk how men are looking for one thing. Within the last 20 years I have been divorced and lost out on what should have been a good relationship. And you can put the blame on me as the song say's. But I am tired, one of looking for a good LADY, and hearing how much of an ass WE are. Because, right now I know what I have done. And want to be different and want something different. Because I don't want to fight the impression that other's are giving us. I am a good guy, and sometimes do more the necessary. I don't know what else I want to say other than, Guy's take your head out your ass and quite being an ass.

Guy Speak
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kisse

Guys Who Like Virgins Are Bad In Bed.
Preferring virgins is an insecurity complex among men. Virgins are awful in bed, they have no idea what they're doing, and it's usually very uncomfortable for everybody involved. Except the midget. But virgins aren't into midgets or bondage or any of that fun shit. They want straight-up missionary position until orgasm. I'd rather fuck my blowup doll. At least she gives me head beforehand. It's ridiculous. Guys who have small penises get off by chasing virgins. And they should. Because virgins and tinydicks are made for each other. The girl doesn't know any better, so she enjoys it. The guy feels confident in knowing that the girl doesn't know any better, so he enjoys it. Have you ever seen virgin porn? It's more cute than sexy. It's like watching monkeys fuck on TV. Instead of saying, "Ohhhhhh," I'm like, "Awwwww." Some guys think they get off with the whole "pristine untouched territory" fetish, like being the first to walk through new fallen snow. But then they become pedophil

Guys Remember This ... Lmao!!!!
Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. F

Guys!!! Guys!!! Guys!!! Change After Marriege
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The third fellow says , "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

Guys
which one is better a girl who takes care of herself and has respect for herself or a girl that dont care what she does like putting nude pictures up come on now you wouldnt want to be with a girl who shows her naked body to everyone

Guys Will Love This
NOW BEFORE YOU TRY AND CALL ME AN ASSHOLE FOR PUTTING THIS UP THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A WOMEN AND PASSED ALONG TO ME BY A FEMALE FRIEND.... TAKE NOTE LADIES This was originally written by a girl. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and sto

Guys Every Girl/women Should Date.
Guys every girl/women should date. Wondering which fella to flirt with next? Make a point of getting to know these men—they can teach you wonderful things about life and love… So you’re out on the town, looking for a cute guy you’ll click with…who’ll be the next lucky dude? Who’s your usual type? Before you answer, wait a second, and let us urge you not to date your usual type. You’ll benefit big-time by dating various types of guys. Here’s why: Each will stretch the boundaries of what you think makes a suitable mate and teach you a unique set of skills that will come in handy when you do meet The One. Type #1: The Older Man; There comes a point in every guy’s life when he’s no longer interested in keg parties, Sony PlayStations, and phrases like “getting laid.” In short, a man becomes a man, and that’s exactly why you should see what an older guy is all about. No, it’s not because he could be a sugardaddy who’ll shower you with fancy meals and great gi

Guys Are Assholes
GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!! guys are assholes i stole this from someone, who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else. i think every girl should know how naive they really are!! _______________________________________________________________ Everyone should read it! It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to lo

Guys Must Read The Girl Language
If I don't call you [ Its because I'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you angry [ Follow me ] When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I push you or hit you [ Grab me and don't let go ] When I start swearing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me all of your attention ] When I pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me I'm beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me... or kiss my forehead ] When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When I look at you with

Guys Suck
No im just kidding... but I just recently became single. Out of a 5 year relationship. I thought I could make things work because I was in love but I learned that sometimes it is better just let it go because after 5 years it still wasnt working... sometimes you think maybe people will change and become what you want because you made changes for them but that doesnt work (trust me I know). So yeah just a little advice if it doesnt work then it doesnt work dont put years and too much effort into it. that doesnt mean dont try it just means dont waist alot of precious time on something that you know in the end wont work even if you believe you can make it work.

Guys........got From A Friend
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than ALOT OF GUYS..you're a HOE) (Also this one, i'll change if people want me to, people have different life styles) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. NEW*5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when there attracted to them 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

Guys Or Girls, I Don't Care. Just Do This!
Would you make out with me? [] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have Would you come over and hangout? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Heck [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? Would you rather.. ? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you ever date me? [] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No Send the results to me in a message!

Guys
why do guys think that just cuz someones a model that czn get stuff out of them or even get them in bed with them and everything like that even if they have a boyfriend or a girlfriend believe me i know the feeling cuz i get this all the time cuz every guy thinks im a little whore and wants to be with me for one thing rite now i have guys after me left and rite and i really hate it big time and i dont know what to do cuz they keep coming but im with someone and im really happy with them at the moment and i want to marry them but i need help with everything please help me someone

Guys!!!! Applications Are Accepted
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

Guy's Should Know Some Things.
Guy’s should know the truth 1. Size doesn’t matter as long as you know how to work with what you have 2. Bragging about your size is not cute. Makes u less attractive. 3. Girl’s love when you hold there hand and when you don’t want to let go. 4. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind 5. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around 6. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games 7. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever 8. When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever 9. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply 10. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand 11. When she wants a hug she will just stand there 12. When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 yea

Guy's Rule
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us wit

Guys
why do guys have to break our hearts? why do they have to be so cold hearted about break ups and tell that they love you and want to be with you and start a fammily with you? Then turn around and leave you like there is no tomorrow? why do they runn when they are scared? can any one tell me? No they cant only god can . That is the one that you have to worry about'

The Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1.. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to

Guy's Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Nul

Guys Point Of Veiw
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when w

Guys Will U Do This For Me
D0 THIZ DONT BE SCARED! [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? []Be Shy Around Me? []Care if i was shy around you? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Take Me Anywhere With You [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me : 9 [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? : 9 [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me [] Like me [] Love me Do You... []

Guy's Porn And Me
haha got ya ! ok guys i love all comments dirty ones off color ones all kinds but please don't send mini porn clip type comments ! and the one who did it knows who he is . i deleted it ! you can send me comments just no more like that . i don't want 2 piss ppl off but i don't want it so don't send it . and if this dose piss u off don't come back to my page and delete me as a friend . and 4 all you reading this because you though it was about something else shame on you lol.

A Guys Perspective ~ Ok Then
Ladies - please note At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports : It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Guys: What They're Doing Wrong
Guys: What They're Doing Wrong Unlocking the doors to the mysterious female personality Have you ever really liked a guy, but something he did or said just changed your mind about him? Have you ever had the feeling guys don’t think before they speak? Does it bug you when guys act like children all the time? Do you find yourself wondering if they will ever grow up? Why won't he talk to me like I want him to? What did he do that for? Virtually every girl does think at least one of these things at some point in her life. Guys make mistakes all the time, blindly of course. There should be a book every parent gets for their son when he joins the dating circle. What kind of mistakes are you making, guys? We aren't your mommy. Girls' goals in life aren't to do your laundry, fulfill your sexual desires, and bow down to your every word. If you want your laundry done, get off your butt and do it yourself. Once in a while, it is okay to ask us for a little help catching up, but seriousl

Guys=:(
Why is it that some guys just don't get it? I give everything I am to him, I'm myself 150% and I still feel shitty around him as times, why is that? Is it me or am I just getting treated shitty? I didn't think he'd be an ass, he isn't one, very far from it but when he makes me angry [very few and far inbetween] it makes me super angry. Like pisses me off to no end. I feel like sometimes he overlooks shit, and dosn't totally understand my financial situations and shit. I mean sure I have a job and technically all my shit is in order but that dosn't mean I have extra money to spend whenever I please. I can't usually do spur of the moment stuff, because I usually don't have any extra money laying around to do those things. It makes me wanna cry, honestly.

Guys
so its become more and more clear to me that guys run on a 10 hour clock while girls run on a 24 hour clocks. guys are always to busy its like oooo i got a job blah but my best friend whoes 16 has 2 jobs and shes always busy but she can find like 4 hours to hang out with me guys are just pissing me off and makes me wonder. and im single again i dumped him. guys are soo ..... i just dont care anymore.

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want

Guy's Rules
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to

Guys = Confusing
I just don't understand guys and what they are thinking. I know I am not goin to find my next guy on here or any other website. But if I show you alot of attention I am into then I hope you do the same, if your not into me let me know. If I am not showing that much attention then I don't want anything from you but maybe a friendship. I just dont know how to read guys and what they want, I know some voice what they want but it does me no good if it's not felt the same way back to you. I can't help if I don't click with someone, but if I say let me get to know you then let me. Don't push something on me or I will back off and not let you in because you are making thing uncomfortable for me. I just need to vent.

Guys
Well recently I have been angry at men. They complain how we cant decide what we want they are just as bad. They complain about woman who are to clingy but then a woman who is independent and they dont want that eather. They say they are open to woman of all shapes and sizes but then turn around and only want to date skinny girls. Some say they are straight and the next thing you know they are sleeping with a guy. They say they want someone who is not pushy and jelous and a cheater then when they have that kind of girl right infront of them they choose someone who is just what they said they didnt want. Sometimes I feel like giving up on ever finding the right guy. I have yes met some nice guys but they are always a few states away. I am not sure how the whole long distance relationship works anyway. I have seen it work and seen it fail. Plus where the hell do you begin anyway its not like you can just go out for coffee and see if you mesh. Why the hell does this all have t

Guys Point Of View
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa

Guys Point Of View
***Guy's point of view*** This is very cute! And even written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop tryi

3 Guys!!!!
i have a big problem!! and it is that i have one guy that i know he wants me, but he is not ready to settle down quite yet!but he wants me to follow my heart and see where it takes me!! the second guy that i know he is wanting me to leave someone that i am closed to and to leave with him!! but i am thinking about the kids and what they will act and think "who is he where is my daddy" and other things. the third guy is someone i committed my life to back in '05. but he is starting to act like the man i dont know he doesnt talk to me, spend time with me or the kids,and he is always at the pool hall every monday,wednsday, thursday, friday ,saturday, and sunday!! i am tired of getting hurt in the morning by waking him up i cry every morning cuz i cant play these games any more!! so i dont know who to choose i half tempted to go into hidding with the ids so nobody will know where i am!!! damnit the fucking hell i hate my fucking life i just want to fucking screaam so loud tha

Guys Ugh...
I am so sick of guys out there that have a one track mind about girls because not every girl can be the damn Barbie doll type. I'm sorry but I have the same feelings as everyone else and if anything I have a bigger heart and I know how to treat my guy and keep him. I just want to hear from everyone out there to see if I am not the only damn girl out here that feels like this. Because I know I am beautiful inside and out... So I want to hear from all..

Guys Dont Accept It...but Its Trueee
The problems with GUYS : If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE . If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS . If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT . If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do !! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ; If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

~guys Rules~how True Is This??
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story . (I must admit , it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side . Now here are the rules from the male side . These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up , put it down. We need it up , you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no , we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to alm

Guys Ugh
so about a month ago i would say this guy told me he liked me. at first i didnt want to believe him cuz hes 19 and i am 23. well i told him i liked him. so we decided to date but keep in a secret from work and some other people only cuz he didnt want his ex to find out since she might be carryin his kid. so we ended up kissing a couple of times and i thought ok he wants to be with me. well his dad called him off work sayin alex had to take his GF to the er cuz she was pukein up blood. i dont know if i want to believe that he went back to her or not. ugh i'm gonna give up.

Guys Try These On Your Ladies......
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) I may not be the best lookin' guy in

Guys I Need Your Help
Ok I am looking for 5 woman who are ready for a change, ready to make their own career, money and earn their way to a better life! Do you know of any ladies that are at a dead end job and want to be appreciated? Please send them my way I am in a contest for work and would love to speak with them

Guys Come Join The Bad Boys Club
ok guys here's a fun club to be in ,it's called goddesses bad boy's and it's ran by ecuadorian goddess .here's the link to the officail page ,come and check us out please Goddess' Bad Boys@ fubar

Guys Speak Out
Guys, you have listened to me tell you that I LOVE PAIN. I love guys drugging me so they can control me for sex. Blackmail, force, or violence are just a few other ways to get deep in my pussy, or ass. Add what ever other ways you can trap me under your control, and this little 18 year old body is all yours. Now it is your chance to speak out. Guys, do you like hurting girls? Do you like being in control, her being worth nothing more then satisfying your animalistic sexually desire? Does my little body, cuffed out naked, with a big fat ball gagging in my mouth turn you on? Does the thought of my little pussy working your cock, like my life depends on it make your dick hard? Does seeing the tears flowing down my cheeks as your ram my ass violent make you want to rip into me now Ok guys you've heard my stories about the stalker I've been dreaming about, Mark and Blake blackmailing drugging beating raping and pimping me, also the guys in my past who have made sure they got t

Guys
okay, i'm not a '10'...i know this. but the fact of the matter is...i have a lot to offer. i'm: attractive sweet smart funny, sometimes loving caring understanding LOYAL ...and although i dont have a lot of experience and am very shy when it comes to sex...i am curious and i think the right guy, with the right guidance can probably unleash the freak i know is in me. so, how is it that i have so much trouble finding someone who thinks im worth a damn?? better yet, when i do find a guy who says he thinks im worth a damn, how come they are either in a different part of the country or they are married or too busy to find time to make for me?? why also do guys want to pretend like they can see having a relationship and possibly a future with me, but they dont even want to try and then whine about how lonely they are when i was sitting here all along willing to give them a chance? and you know, ive grown a lot over the past few years. i've come to realize that im oka

Guys And Girls Night Out(repost)
- I was really hoping that many people would please help me out so that things can be reposted for me and all that good stuff that i can get more people in there just as well.Im really looking forward for some people to come in my lounge and see what you like in there,if you seem to like it please add your name in there ok thanks

Guys...think About Some Of The Women In Your Life...
I hear so many times how good guys never get looked at but as I sit and think things true the same is said for those good women who may not be the most gorgeous women in the world by society's standards or even by you and your boys's standards but we are "cute"in some way. What about those females who are cute and are always having your backs? When will we get our appreciation or get the chance to be made to feel like nobody else around is as pretty as they are? In this life there are so many wants and desires that we as women probably want but mostly we want ...even if just for that one second in time to feel like the most beautiful woman in the world to that one special man. Too often we are made to feel like the ugliest, especially when he claims to love us but then runs around taking double takes at the next gorgeous, scantily clad woman that walks by and he is saying how fine she is or how GORGEOUS she was. That shit hurts a woman that rather leave some mystery or show some

Guy's Rules
Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like t

Guys Hating On Me
Some guy on RMB sent me an IM says: NarguchBLOCK USER View Convo4/10/2008 7:16:00 AM u look like an easy slut Then the convo went on: itskacibitch im not a slut NarguchBLOCK USER View Convo4/10/2008 7:26:00 AM well for 1 ur body looks like shit and 2...u look like ud b easy as shit itskacibitch because i got a good figure and like to show it off doesnt mean im a whore, skank or anythinglike that you fucking jackass. NarguchBLOCK USER View Convo4/10/2008 7:31:00 AM to tell u u look like a fukin whore...dont get full of urself bitch i wouldn't "check" ur diseased ass out if my fukin life depended on it itskacibitch you dont know your shit to well do you? so if my looks like shit and all, why did you come to my page to check me out? ehh NarguchBLOCK USER View Convo4/10/2008 7:34:00 AM y the fuck would i b mad....im not the one whos whorin myself out on the internet... maybe u should figure out whos the one who needs to get a life itskacibitch as said l

Guys!
why do guy not like to put on there profile that they have a girlfriend or is it a joke about it. I mean u should be honest about it or is he ashmed of u? I dont know thats why i dont get guys and all. Wish i knew why he wont put it on his and the truth not some idk or a lie.

The Guy’s Rules
(Gotta be fair and post them both, lol...and I must admit, its pretty good.) We always hear “The Rules” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s Up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anythi

Guys Are Jerks!
so i guess i have to be single for guys on this site to talk to me.......you are lame! all you want is a peice of ass. i have one guy EVERY single day begging me to dump my bf. well, it aint gonna happen. one guy got all made cause im not into married guys. HAAHAH

Guys And Their Assumptions
So why is it that ya have a nice chat with a "new friend" plan a meeting and all of the sudden he decides that he doesn't want to meet up? The chat was great. You had lots in common, seem to hit it off pretty good. Talk about hanging out and maybe more, then it's like he gets cold feet. He said it was because he thought it was that I wanted more. When asked what I was looking for, I said friends. No one knows where something can go when you first meet. Ya could hate each other on sight! Ya could fall in love at first sight (ya right!! lol) All I'm saying is that no one can predetermine what can or will happen unless ya meet someone. I just got out of a relationship. It was a bad break up. Last thing I need is more heartache right now. I would love to have friends though. I am new to this area. I freaking live with my folks right now! Like that is so much fun!! It would be nice to have a few friends to hang out with. Besides, I am a grown woman and I have n

Guys
U know what bugs me, GUYS...really like are u that dumb to think we would not know???? i know i am better off knowing the truth now before ever meeting u... And than dumb ex's who need to get there own fucking life and Stop watching every lil fucking thing i do, U have girlfriend leave me alone..!!!!!! and than all the stupid old guys on here i dont care if u think my pix are hot or how cute u think my eyes are i dont wanna hear it from u.!!! DONE Ranting!!

Guys
okay so im seeing this guy we have been together for a week but as i spend more and more time with him i realize maybe he's not the guy for me. He has alot of issues that maybe i am not ready to have to deal with. I am so good at picking them i tell ya. I need help like a matchmacker or something because im obviously not picking good ones...lol

Guys...
I know that I shouldn't do this, but I've come to the conclusion that all guys are the same. There isn't anything, really, that sets one guy apart from another. They can be good friends or complete asses. Take my boyfriend for example, for the most part he is a total sweetheart. For the past few weeks though, it's like I could fall off the face of the planet and he wouldn't even notice or care. Ah, fuck this. Never mind!

Guys, Get Over Yourselves!
Just because a guy stumbles onto your profile and decides to take 2 seconds out of their day to rate you does not mean that the guy is gay and wants to do you. Get a grip! I take time to rate others, male or female, couldn't care less which because of any of the following reasons; A) I enjoyed reading your profile. B) I think it would be cool to get to know you. C) Because I think you're a good looking person. D) Because I can. Or a number of other reasons. If you're a guy and I rated you and you're thinking "Oh my God, a guy rated me!!", stop being so homophobic and deal with your own demons from within; because every time you masturbate you prove to yourself and the world that you're at least 25% gay. That's just a bit of food for thought ha ha. Personally I could care less of how you view the world around you, just don't assume because I'm a guy and I rated you that it's because I want to try and do you. So you can stop sending me Shout Box messages stating tha

4 Guys Who Want To Kno
What do you prefer when you get into a relationship?1- Would you rather have a fun fling or a lasting relationship?LASTING2- What was your longest relationship?7 YRS OFF AND ON3-What is your favorite personality trait?HUMOR4- What is the most romantic thing a significant other could do?NOT VERY ROMANTICAL5- When you are dating someone, what is the most important thing to you?LOYALTY,HONESTY6- Do you like pet names (ex: baby, sweetheart...)?YES7- What is your ideal night out with a significant other?DANCING AROUND THE TOWN8- What is your ideal night in with a significant other?CUREKED UP WATCHING MOVIES9- Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it?NO10- Do you like relationships that invovle serious commitments?SOMETIMES AM OKAY WIT THE FLOW11- If you ever got engaged, how would you want it to happen?SPNTOANOUSLY12- If you were engaged, would you want a wedding as soon as possible?NOPE13- Do you like to talk about the future when in a serious relationshi

5 Guys
It was a cool fall evening and she was putting the last touches to her hair and make up. I watched her from around the corner of the bathroom as she fluffed her hair. I could see her big blue eyes surrounded by black eyeliner, her lips were pouty, pink and shined like there was a layer of pre cum on her lips. I felt my cock begin to harden as I continued to look at her. She caught me staring and I smiled back with a guilty face. She caught me. Rolling her eyes with a smile, she went back to her last touches, making sure her large, perfectly round breasts were sitting as high and together as possible. The skirt she had on was long and flowed like silk around her ankles. Her neck line was down to the depth of her cleavage. Ready to party, we stepped out the front door on a mission to have a great time. First there would be dinner and drinks, then we would hit the club. On the way to the restaurant, we made small talk just as we always do, tickling each other and flirting. I told her

Guys' Rules - Is This True? Lol
1. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother,father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8.

Guys! Get Yourselves Pimped !!
So here is the deal I been a long time member here on fubar and I realize that the men do not get near enough love. So I want to do a pimp out of hot boys. If you would like to nominate someone to be added to my pimpout please leave there page link as a comment to this blog or send it via private message. This is gonna be fun so get your hot male friends in this as soon as I get about thirty I will make a sticky bulletin with them all in it..Thanks for reading this and repost if you don't mind.. Bulletin brought to you by: ☼FREYA™☼@ fubar

Guys
WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, GUYS CAN NEVER MAKE UP THERE MIND ON WHAT THEY WANT, I FEEL AS IF I AM GETTING PUSHED AWAY, I AM ABOUT DONE WITH GUYS ALL IN ALL. EVERYTIME I FALL INLOVE WITH SOMEONE I GET HURT.WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL TREAT ME GOOD? WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL APPERICATE ME.IS HE OUT THERE? CAN HE PLEASE OPEN HIS EYES TO ME. START BEING NICER AND SHOWING ME THAT HE LOVES ME! THAT'S ALL I WANT. MAYBE I AM JUST TOO EASY. OR MAYBE I'LL NEVER FIND ANYONE THAT IS GOING TO BE HOW I WANT HIM.WHO KNOWS MAYBE I AM NOT THAT LOVEABLE PERSON EVERYONE THINKS I AM. MAYBE I AM NOT WHAT ANY GUYS WANT. WHO KNOWS ALL I KNOW IS I WANT TO BE LOVED.I WANT A MAN TO TREAT ME LIKE A QUEEN, I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD ME, MAKE LOVE, KISS AND TELL ME HE LOVES ME. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW IF YOU'VE MET YOUR SOULMATE?

Guys, Dating, And Celibacy
There seems to be this pattern to my love life. I meet a funny, interesting, intelligent guy who I can talk and laugh with. The chemistry is great and there's all kinds of sparks. But once sex is involved, the guy becomes crazy or an asshole (or both) and I'm left with nothing but another failed attempt at finding some kind of companionship. It's the story of my life. Before December, I was celibate (by choice) for almost three years. And I can definitely see advantages to going back to not having sex. Because recently I've compromised my own sense of right and wrong, my own moral code. I've let my libido make decisions that contradicted my mind. It's made me question my judgment and I've started to re-evaluate my decision-making paradigm. So I think it's time to just stay away from sex until I can trust myself not to make stupid mistakes.

Guys...please Read!
Never. Never say I love you If you really don't care Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there Never hold my hand If your going to break my heart Never say you are goin to If you don't plan to start Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie Never say hi If you really mean goodbye If you really mean forever Then say you will try Never say forever Cuz forever makes me cry...

Guys
I get a Yahoo Instant msg from a guy I haven't heard from in 2 months. So he calls me tonight wanting to know when he can see me so he can tell me how he feels about me. I asked him to tell me over the phone and he said "When you figure out when you can see me call me ok" and then he hung up. WTF!!! I wanted to tell him "Look I haven't heard from you in 2 months and you expect me to believe you." If I want something I will do my damnest to get it. I am honest and quite frankly I am sick and tired of guys saying they will call or come over and then they don't. It is painfully obviously that all he wants is sex. Which is not what I want from him. So like if he really wanted me badly, he could have called me. No one works 24/7. If you like someone (even as a friend), you make time for them. So anyway he and I were talking on the phone for about a month or so. I was still pregnant when I first met him. So go f'n figure. My daughter is now 3 months old. I went out with him once when my

Guys Answer These
Would you makeout with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] Hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather...? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] Marry me [] Have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap dance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you going to repost this so I can an

Guys Vs Pigs.....
Answer me this... why is it that the first thing on a guys mind is sex... sex... sex... ok, now I can understand that their brain tends to be lower and that they don't use the right head for thinking all the time... but even when you tell someone that you're with another person already... they still try to get to ya sexually. can someone please tell me why?

Guy's Point Of View
OK SO MY BROTHER JUST REPOSTED THIS ON MYSPACE N I WANNA NOW WHAT U THINK IS THIS CUTE OR JUST BS SO LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW PLEASE. From a GUY'S point of view: I don't care if you talk to other guys. I don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to me, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and hug him, without even introducing me, yeah, it pisses me off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there. I don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning I will get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, I freaking mean it. Don't tell me I'm wrong. I'll just stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Push me down on the couch and make a

Guys And Girls A Like....
do you like tits?? and im talkin...storm in a D-cup... im talkin...that perfect 34-C im talking.......that god damn PERFECT 32-B that is so perky it makes your coffee swell up and say hi... boobs. tits. tee-ta's. boobies. sweater kittens. knockers. melons. titties. mammory glands (not sure if this is spelled right lol) jesus christ, then why dont you give to the 'breast cancer' ANYTHING?????!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously...guys especially....you like tits, right???? you know (at least here in the good ol' US of A) that 1 out of 8 chicks get diagnosed with that shit????!!!! i just dont understand...I LOVE GIRLS. I LOVE TITS. so why would i NOT give at least a fucking dollar to the cause??!!! i mean, all youre doing is helping a cause that will provide YOUR sons (and daughters) to playboy and other good shit for years to come. and for the guys....this people we're talking about (the ladies)......THEY ARE WHY WE ARE HERE!!!! save the ta-ta's. please. even if y

Guys... Says It All.
So why is it that guys think if they tell u that u are sexy an shit that u will actually sit there an listen to all the bullshit they gotta say bout how sexy u is an what they wanna do to u. Fair warning mutha fuckers.. sweet talkin me gets u no fuckin where cause im not a sweet bitch. Take it how u wanna cuase i dont care. But if u send me a shout talkin nasty to me or sayin how sexy i am then im just gonna block ur ass. If u think im sexy then leave pic comments or go jerk off to one of them just keep that shit to urself. i kno ima sexy ass bitch i dont need remindence every minute. I gotta fan club bitches use it.. Groupies also welcomed! :P If this offends u then obviously u dont kno shit bout me or didnt do ur home work. Its called a profile go read it... Otha than that I hope everyone is havin a good night an doin the damn thang right.. Much love an untill next bitchfest im out... Sexy Lil Hell Cat... Always just heavenlei

Guy's Side Of The Story!
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6

Guys Like Me!!!!!!
From A Guys Point of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that

The Guy's Side Of The Story :)
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but I can't on Fridays, I golf."

Guys.. This Is How To Get Us
Ways To Get To A Girls Heart: 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart

The Guys Here On Fubar....
In general, Effin amaze me with their holier than thou attitudes, assinine remarks, generalistic stereotyping of women they dont even talk to based on the pictures I post in my profile. This morning.... One accuses ME of stereotyping him as just another guy who never talks to me just looks at my pics (somehow it seems that the stereotyping was just evident)... and another has 5 billion friends, me being one of them supposedly who he wants adding his new profile (why not just keep your old profile up you dork). Well he's too lazy to go to his profile and send me a request.... but goes off on me about how I'm "just like every other woman here on fubar" that wants the guys to do all the work (and then he blocks me? I mean come on.... dont you really only block ppl here if you dont want ppl telling you the truth about how they dont think you are a 10?). It just amazes me where these people get off.... the assumptions that are made, the rude attitude they have towards their "friends" LO

Guys Rules For Picking Admirers
Rules for picking who to admire from a guy's point of view. First off this is strictly satirical so please don't take offense ladies. 1 - Any pic that doesn't have you in it = auto skip. Probably goes without saying but this is Fubar... 2 - If there are 2 or more people in your pic chances are we'll skip it unless they are both hot. 3 - If you are kissing another guy in your pic that is almost always a skip because we don't know if it's a brother or not. 4 - If you are kissing another girl on the other hand, that's almost always an admire. 5 - If you are surrounded by kids it's most likely a skip because we don't know whether you're a teacher or have extra baggage. 6 - The amount of clothing you are wearing is directly proportionate to the likely hood of us admiring you. Even a not so hot female can look hot wearing barely any clothing. 7 - If your pic is taken from any viewpoint that your face cannot be clearly seen (far zoom, blurry, from the back, sky view, e

Guys Only ( Sorry Ladies )
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Guys Are Sucky Sum Times
http://fubar.com/user/1731695 ->richieinfl...: Ok sweets richieinfl...: a loser, and stop calling me sweets, sounds kinda gay ->richieinfl...: one of what sweets?> richieinfl...: oh ok didnt know you were one of those lol ->richieinfl...: i dont give it out sweets sorry richieinfl...: nice, ur name there? mine is dreamzmadeforever ->richieinfl...: yes yahoo. richieinfl...: yw hun, do you have yahoo or msn messenger?

The Guys' Side Of The Story
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we sai

Guys Point Of View
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'than

Guys!! Read!
All Guys Should Do This... • give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in • leave her cute text messages • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful • look into her eyes when you tallk to her • let her mess with your hair • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes • hold her hand when youre around your friends and in private. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • stay up all night with her when shes sick. • watch her favorite movie with her • come up and grab her by the waist. remember this • dont talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldnt matter. • when shes sad, hang out with her • let her know shes important • kiss her in the pouring rain. • when you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like youve never loved someone before •

Guys
Isn't it funny how a guy who doesnt even know me ask me do i like to suck dick... well sure I like to suck dick do u like to eat my pussy well I have standards and for you to come out like that before i even add u as my friend well uhh lets think that is why u did not get added Have some damn Respect I am just your average Irish Babe and dont need no pervert on my page.... I have naughty pics for the real men that respect me as a human bein and for the record I love to suck dick for them man that loves me and there is only one that can Love a Bytch such as Myself ~ Irish

Guys Today
What is up with this trend? Guys not wanting girlfriends? I'm sorry I think its totally lame! Yea Im not the best girl ever but I've seen much worse like girls would totally cheat on their boyfriends without the blink of their eye and they guys STAY WITH THEM!! Come on guys!! You can get way better Yea I understand you dont want to be hurt but everyone gets hurt its a part of life! When your in a relationship you learn what you want and dont want in that perfect someone. I'm sick of liking these guys and they turn out to be total dorks. Like all they want is booty call because of a couple stupid sluts their whole outlook on a relationship is out the window! I so need that guy that can trust me or atleast gives me a chance to prove that we arent all the same. One thats not afraid to tell me whats on his mind instead of totally giving up and going back into his little "whatever never mind it doesnt matter" shit. Guys are acting like fuckin girls now a days!! Put your fuckin

Guys Point Of View?
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the roomand you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kis

A Guys Point Of Things
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear “the rules ” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If yo

Guy's Who Disespect Chicks Online Get Called Out On It Then Bitch Lmao
peaking of: http://www.fubar.com/user/3172697 He is about the biggest tool ever calling a girl fat and a pig and all kinda rude names after being rejected LMAO. Well little Tough guy any time you wish to man up get at me till then fag keep on sucking cock, cause from what I seen your def GAY !

Guy's Rules
Guy Rules! The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules "From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you wantLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help sol

Guys N Their Delay....
Mayb u GUYS can offer SUM insight.....I just checkd my "other familiar" site...an NO it was NOT myspace lol...so anyways, there's this message from a guy i QUIT talkn 2 back n May...His message simply read..."If I promise 2 take u seriously an NOT act like a jerk...can we start talkn' AGAIN?!"....I mean SERIOUSLY...NOT MUCH has changed w/ me since May, when we stoppd talkn...so Y NOW?! He was JUST like ALMOST every other guy...yep good enough 2 hang w/ DEFINITELY good enough 2 SUM~WHAT fuck around w/....but ANYTHIN' ELSE.....OH HELL FUCKN NO!!! EVERY guy that does this @ 1 pt n x...he ALWAYS ends up re~surfacing...Now...mind u i added my most recent pics...an he has NO CLUE that i have my eyes on sum1 else...if he knew bout this other guy...i'd chalk it up 2 competetion or OH I WANT her NOW ONLY b/c she wants SUM1 else.... Is it like NON~FUCKERS remorse? or what?! Seriously...all comments will be greatly appreciated...Far as I'm concerned...he HAD his chance an he threw it away!!! CO

Guys...
Are such assholes. Really, I've had it with every single one of them. The hot ones are either gay, taken, or shitty people. The ugly ones are single fat, old, and dumb. Yes, This is my experience and good LORD! I'm so pissed really I could care less if I get bashed for this. I GIVE UP! -____-

Guys Read This
I know all you guys think I want to know that you think my boobs are hot, my ass is hot and you think I want to know that you want to cum on my tits. Well I have been told a million times how great my tits are and such and after oh about 800 thousand times it gets rather old. I had to make my nsfw private because I got sick of the perverted and disrespectful comment. And believe me I dont want your fuckin cum on my tits so spare me the visual. I am not a lesbo i do like men very much but I am no whore. I prefer sex within a relationship. I pick my partners for not just physical reasons but other reasons as well. I like personality, intelligence, and I love a gentlmen. Oh and holding a conversation is a MUST. Telling me your cock is HUGE does NOTHING but turn me off COMPLETELY. Talk to me about other things besides sex. DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME AT ALL you will pretty much turn me off and ruin any chances you have with me if you are interested. I am so sick of the shallow

Guys Fairy Tale
The perfect Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot and drank bee...r and scotch, and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. The end

Guys Doubling Babe
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Guys Gone Wild
Gawker.com crowned him “Douche of the Decade” then wrote that he was a rapist. The alleged rapist is “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis. Joe is so mad that Gawker.com founder Nick Denton called him a rapist that he is threatening to suit Nick for $10 mil. Says Joe, "I lost a $10 million deal as a direct result of you calling me 'a rapist.' You will be paying me every dime of that back and more! Are you mentally retarded? Do your research first. I am coming after you harder than I ever went after anyone. I am going to wipe you off the grid!!!! YOU ARE DONE! I will take everything you have. You, Nick Denton, are truly the douche of the decade. Merry Xmas IDIOT!!! That's ruff. Click the link for more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/29/joe-francis-threatens-sue-gossip-site-gawker-rapist-label/?test=faces Listen to BlastFM to relieve any and all the stress you feel and it’s free! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Guys Online
Meh, Why does every guy that talks to you online and might be interesting have to ask for your number instead of asking if they can just add you to their buddy list? It is like you might have at some point later actually wanted to talk to them because they seemed alright but then they have to go and blow it by asking for your number. I do not get guys.

Guys, Check Yourself Down There
A shrink once told me that most people masturbate and those who say they don’t are liars. Then you have the hair growing on the palm of your hand. Well, us guys found out that doesn’t happen. Why this fascination with self fulfillment. It might be wise to check your balls, I mean your testicles for testicular cancer. It’s treatable when diagnosed early. What color ribbon should I wear for the cure? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593722,00.html BlastFM is a cure for what ever ails your. Tune in 24/7 and we guarantee you will be smiling before you know it www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Guys Suck
I meet this guy he was really nice and cool. I liked him alot. We would talk on the phone for hours and I liked that. He was so sweet to me and made me feel loved. Then he got a girlfriend and broke my heart. I don't even think I have one any more. It hurts so much to know that I will never have him now. If I knew it was goin to hurt this bad I would have never have told him I love him.

?????guys????
ok so we all know the saying cant live with them cant live with out them??? well that is for guys they drive u insane and they dont listen to u then when they do listen its only for the answers like yes thats it. ok not all guys are like that but most are like 99% are lol. dont take me wrong i love guys cuz they can be funny and sweet and are there to talk to u but ar the same time they can just bug u and keep calling and calling and txting u till u answer and it drives me up the wall so some good advise girls just answer the dam phone it will save u alot of time trust me lol. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys Have Feelings Too!!!
I am back to my matrix of white that will be turned to black after I complete this.Being out of the dating scene for so long I am finding that women have changed a lot.Not that I am looking at this point,cos I am not.I am still getting myself together from what I am dealing with now.Plus there is a big shy factor that I will have to overcome being that I have deeply fortified my heart now to fix the major damage done to it over the years.After being truly into this site for the past two months I have found most of the women to be disingenuous to say the least.I'm sorry I am old school.I was raised by my grandmother and she taught me honesty and respect for girls and women at a very young age.I miss her alot,especially now.We all have preferences and I understand that.I happen to be very attracted to women with long dark hair.When I was in high school way back when.I had a lot of girl friends.I had a big 1970 pontiac station wagon and could load it up full of girls and we would go out

Guys!!!!! Mumm Blog!!!!!
For Halloween........ A. Zombie first lady B. splatter the dress with blood and be post jfk got shot first lady C. Dr. Girlfriend. They all use the same basic costume.See comments for photos since I don't know how to do things with stuff.

Guys Night ....
some times it's just a needed thing that fraternity be a part of a guys life... I live in a world surrounded by girls and it's a difficult thing for me to admit but I need that guy bonding... it's a necissary evil that once in a while you go out and forget all the drama that is associated with the chase and capture of the heart in society... in favor of a gaining a better understanding of male solidarity and let's face it guys it's us against them in almost every aspect of life.. and we loose on most every front ... eccept guys night ... \ I have to say it... guys nights just plain rule

Guys: How Not To Talk To A Woman
I get a hell of a lot of sleazy and innappropriate messages from a lot of dipshit guys; I'm sure most of you girls can sympathize. I got one on Yahoo IM a little bit ago that was a bit dumber than usual, and must be shared. This is the entire conversation, I only removed my yahoo screenname for reasons that should be obvious. hbburgguy1: cum 2 mcdonalds me: Who is this? And why should I? hburgguy1: fukk u in th br me: keep dreamin', jackfuck huburgguy1: u can sukk my dick bet u lik it me: I'm a lesbian, dumbass, do I need to explain what that means? hburgguy1: u like 2 eat my cum bb me: go die in a ditch, you limp-dick piece of shit Does this kind of crap ever actually work? Aside from this idiot joining all the other dickbasg who try to flirt with me despite the knowledge that I'm a lesbian, this conversation displays so much of the attitude that we girls get so utterly sick of from guys in general. It also contains one of my pet peeves: people typing "bb" instead of

Guys Like Us
Went to the beach today, I missed the sound of the wind roaring through my ears while waves smashed onto the beach with the sound of a drum snare. I saw something I'd never seen before. I saw a pinkish, throw-up looking thing in my path on the boardwalk. At first I thought that's just what it was: throw up or snot or something similarly disgusting. After staring at it for what must have been three minutes a gull suddenly landed over it and began to snap it up, eating it. I saw that around the pink mall were little bits of matter, like rock flecks. I realized what it was then: it was clam shell, and the pinkish thing was the clam. My mind raced back to a National Geographic thing that I saw (or read) that seagulls break the shells of clams by grabbing em', flying up to a height and dropping them so that the pink innards. Also while watching this grotesque-fact-of-life my mind raced, I tried to look away from the gull and couldn't. The clam slammed back into the bits of she

Guys Like "cool" Chicks
So we've discussed emotional intelligence and how to spot players and ego-driven daters.....The question now is...what do guys want in a woman? why does it seem they flock to "bitches"? BECAUSE "BITCHES" HAVE THE SINGLE THING THAT ATTRACTS MEN FOR THE LONG-TERM!!! They are women who are in total control of her own self....which means she is aware and observantofher own emotions, communications, and behavior....IN ANY SITUATION!!! The success or failure of a relationship depends on: 1. EMOTIONAL STATE: This includes your attitude, how you talk, self-image, confidence level, personality, and emotional maturity 2. EXTERNAL BEHAVIOR & COMMUNICATIONS: This means what you say and do with a man................ A. Set positive emotional tone. B. Start important interactions by first expressing the feelings you want reciprocated. C. Seek to understand.....then be understood D. Be flexible!!!!! E. Talk "tough" but practice understanding......be assertive without being too pushy.

Guys And Gals A Thought For You Both
Before you're asshole to your girl or guy, Think about this... While you're ignoring them, another is paying them attention While you're not hearing their problems, another is listening to their every word While you're to busy for them, another is making time for them While you're making them cry, another is trying to make them smile again While you're not sure if you want her/him, another has already figured it out While you're making them sad, another is trying to make them happy While you're making them miserable, another is comforting them While to you they are only an option, another is making them their priority THINK ABOUT IT

Guys Lame Pickup Lines
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the roo

Guys
Not sure where to begin. I know what I want from a guy. Honesty, respect and communication. But almost every guy I talk to wants sex. Yes I write stuff on my page, but I do cause I know that's what u guys want to hear or you won't even bother giving me the time of day, which is pathetic. Really, because they may have been less then a handful that I have talked to that are honest and respectful and don't ask me for a damn thing. U say girls play games and lie to you all. Guys play games all the time. U say us women do and that we don't tell u what we want but we do u just don't LISTEN!!! All I want is for one guy to accept me for me. I don't think I am asking a lot. Women want the same thing u guys always complaiin you never get. Not all girls lie or cheat. Their are some women out there that aren't like that. I am so damn frustrated by what u guys say and do. U say one thing but do another. U leave us women just as confused as we leave you. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN THE WORDS THAT

Guys
ok,so yes of course I have had boyfriends and stuff but that was only for a short period.now I want someone who will be there fro me no matter whta yea I'll tlak shit if I need to.but other than that I am really nice please message me if u aint a perv/stalker

Guys Who Think With The Wrong Head On Here!
this site is bein taken over by fake ppl lol,. its really sad when a 6 yr old can spot a fake but at 30 + man cant and buys the fake all kinds of shit but the fake will never get passed lvl 30 lmfao.guess u guys on here rather help some one that fake and not even real , then some one thats is, thats really sad. that gos to tell me that u guys think with the head thats in ur pants not the 1 on ur sholders lol but hey if u want to get used for ur money and lied to ,thats u guys problem! I work my ass on here tryin to lvl with lil or no help at all , and i HATE fakes so when ur bank accts are dryed up cuz u rather buy fakes blings and what ever on here , im goin to laugh my ass off thats all i have to say have a nice fuckin day!

A Guy Sent Me This Hmmm
Actually, I do have a fantasy that I would very much like to play out! It comes form an actually experience that a friend of mine (Gary) did with his girlfriend (Susan). First, it would probably be appropriate to let you know that Susan is a self professed "nymphomaniac". She is always complaining about "never getting enough DICK". Susan also describes herself as an "exhibitionist" and just loves to be "watched". She also brags about the fact that she will "do anything Gary tells her to do". With that explanation as a background, I will continue telling you about what they did and what I would like to find a girl to take my instructions and do it. Gary took Susan out to dinner and got her "buzzed" with Martini’s (before) and Wine (during) dinner. He then took her to one of those Adult Movie Theaters and told her that he was going to give her some instructions and expected/demanded that she do whatever he told her do to that night. She agreed and off they went. Once the

Guys Want Me
Cole Buzz: sh*t faced! Level: 10 Gender: Male, 21 Location: Status: Where the hot guys at?? 12:57pm Cole: Sup 12:57pm Slutty J: nothing much. what's up with you? 12:58pm Cole: Nothin yet man, your fuckin hot 12:58pm Cole: Wanna be a slut with me 1:03pm Slutty J: Thanks but I have work to get to. 1:03pm Cole: Well that sucks 1:05pm Slutty J: You have a good one

Guy Talking About His Car
BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: you ever hear a guy talking about his car BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: even if its a piece of shit BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: he gets all excited BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: like " HEY DUDE HAVE YOU SEE MY 1979 HUGO" MAN THATS SWEEEEEET ITS RUSTED ON ONE SIDE AND ON CYLENDER FIRES A BIT BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: BUT YEA I'LL GET THAT FIXED IT SOOO HITS 0-10 IN 5 MINS BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: SWEET HUH BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and another guy will take that as a chance to mention his car BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and he'll be all like ya that phat yo u gonna put rims on it? BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and then the guy will dump 10times the worth of the car for a set of rims BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: so he can push it around BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: flintstone style pimpin] BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: YABBA DABBA DOO BABY

Guy Talk Translated
"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translat

Guy Talk Translated!
"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translat

The Guy That May Be My Future Husband
HI EVERYONE, AS YOU KNOW I AM NEW HERE AND SINGLE. I MET SOMEONE ON LINE A THREE MONTHS AGO, AND HAVE NOT MET HIM FACE TO FACE. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I AM SCARED TO. HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY AND REAL CHARMING BUT WE ALL CAN HIDE OUR REAL PERSONALITIES ON THE COMPUTER, ITS JUST THAT SIMPLE. IT WANTS ME TO COME VISIT HIM BUT I AM JUST NOT SURE. I HAVE FRIENDS THAT DID THE SAME AND IT TURNED OUT JUST GREAT, IN FACT A COUPLE OF THEM ARE MARRIED. IMAGINE THAT? HMMMM I WROTE A BLOG ON MYSPACE ABOUT WAITING ON THE LORD TO SEND ME SOMEONE WHO WILL BE JUST FOR ME..I AM NOT REALLY ON HERE TO FIND SOMEONE JUST TO BE FRIENDS. THATS IT FOR NOW...GOTTA RUN!

A Guy That Hurt Me!
A Guy That Hurt Me I have always thought of you as my hero But you turned me down An now I sit here wondering How was I in the wrong? Why did I get kicked out? For just proving the point that I was jealous With you being with another woman I may not be Lesbian I may not be Bi I may not be Straight You have left me to believe I was nothing to you Now trusting and having faith in someone is hard I sit here hurt Thinking why can't I be jealous but he can? If he loved me then why did he do what he did? I see him in my head day to day I miss him Now he's just another person I have to move on from Cause he wanted me out now he got it I didn't want to start over again Now I have to I will do better then what you say Cause you can't predict the future for me Only I can on my own So I hope your happy that you got your wish You have controlled me for the last time An I stood up Author notes It's recently stuff that happened with my ex he cheated on me so now I am g

A Guy Thing
THE PROSTATE CHECK-UP A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99. The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99. Again, the guy says, '99. The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say, 99 The guy begins, 'One . Two ... Three '

Guy Who Wants A Shorter Penis
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter." The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again." "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. The frog rolls his eyes, and shou

Guy Wants To Buy Condoms
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She then quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?" "Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fenc

A Guy Walks Into A Bar..
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand." A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?" A guy walks

A Guy Who Leaves A Girl Who Wont Have Sex With Him
This is what has been on my mind for the past week and I thought I’d share this with you all. I know this guy won’t read this because he decided he would pretty much delete me off of everything but I hope this will affect somebody in a good way and that somebody might take something good away from this section of my life. A week ago I decided that I would meet somebody from the internet, something I thought I would never do, but I talked to this guy for a little bit and he seemed like a genuinely good guy and quite attractive so I went for it. His name is Alex and he was simply amazing, seriously, too good to be true. He acted like he wanted to be with me and told me cute little things that made me feel special. Although I did find some things I didn’t really like about him, but everybody has something that they do not really like or agree with about the person they like, you’re always going to have some sort of difference. Here Is one…he sort of has this other personality, except n

A Guy Walks Into A Bar In Arkansas
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya??? Where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says nervously, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

A Guy With His Own Angel, By Ashley
With him she will always be, She will cherish every moment for all Eternity.. Her love for him feels so right and so true... She will guide him through the darkest nights, She will be his light for the rest of his life. She will catch him in her wings and comfort him if he ever should fall.. She will softly wipe any tears that may fall from his eye's... She will wrap him in her soft white wings if he is ever sad.. She will her wings around him every day for the rest of his life, And whisper softly the powerful words... I LOVE YOU... Through good and ill she will be there, To say a prayer in mid air, She will take him in her wings, To a place where there love begin's... it is here where there hearts and souls will sing songs of love... It is here where the love will be like two little white Doves.. And there love for each other will be for all Eternity...

A Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just love it!" Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

Guy Who Throws Pretty Damn Hard
CINCINNATI, Ohio -- Jay Bruce called it a total team effort. Indianapolis Colts T-Shirts . Still, his contribution was too great to be ignored. Bruce homered for the third consecutive game, drove in four runs and turned in one of Cincinnatis four sterling defensive plays to back Johnny Cuetos solid effort as the Reds beat the Houston Astros, 6-0 on Saturday. "Thats what good teams do," said Bruce, who had a two-run homer, a two-run double and caught Jordan Schafer off first base for a double play after catching Jose Altuves flyball, ending the fifth inning. "They execute. Johnny pitched great, the defence was awesome and we hit when we needed to," Bruce said. "It was perfect." Brandon Phillips added two hits for the Reds, whod lost two straight after winning the first two games of their current 10-day, nine-game homestand. Cueto (3-0) wasnt dominant, allowing five hits and a walk while hitting a batter and striking out just three over seven innings. But he was able to make enough quali

Guyz Only
guyz read this GUYZ FILL THIS OUT AND chicks stay out -What would you do if i ???? 1. I made the first move on u? 2. I kissed you: 3. Or i lived next door ? 4. And then i moved awaynot far: 5. I asked you on a date: 6. I baught you flowers: 7. I asked you to come over: 8.Told u to stay home cause ill be back..(just playin)lol 9. Iasked to get in some booty shorts and get in the covers(playin agin) -WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT : 10.My Personality: 11.My Eyes: 12.Or the way im dressed or mybody -WOULD YOU:: 13. Be my friend? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my handaround friend? 16. Go on a date with me if i was ugly? 17. Keep in touchif u lived in another town? 18. Try and solve my problems? 19. Or u make the first move?(i do like that) 20. would u Dout me for any thing? -HAVE YOU EVER:: 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me.but 2 shy? 23. Wanted to beat me up? ? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to fuck me?

Guyz...
guys are so really just getting on my nerves... seriously no matter how old they are they are they all act like they're two... it's just frustrating and then no matter what they do you can't just stay mad at the stupid stuff they do! urgg.......... lolz... so right now i'm just telling all of you guys out there that are single or taken or watever: GROW UP!

Guzman Rodriguez Sr.
Guzman Rodriguez Sr. Guzman Rodriguez, Sr. LEBANON Guzman Rodriguez, Sr., 74, of 818 Mifflin St., passed away Monday, March 22, 2010, at Hyman S. Caplan Pavillion, Lebanon. He was the husband of Maria Carrero Rodriguez. Guzman was born in Rincon, Puerto Rico, on December 16, 1935. He was the son of the late Angel Rodriguez and Eugena Crespo. He was a retired steel worker for Lebanon Steel Foundry. He was a veteran of the U.S. Army. He was a member of St. Benedict the Abbott Church and was an extraordinary minister of the church. He was a family oriented man who loved his grandchildren and spending time with his family. In addition to his wife, he is survived by four children, Guzman Rodriguez of Lebanon, Angel Luis Rodriguez of Lebanon, Alfredo Rodriguez of Lebanon, and Lourdes Rodriguez-Jaquez of Ridgewood, N.Y.; five grandchildren, Guzman E. Rodriguez, Victor M. Jaquez, Aiden G. Rodriguez, Lourdes M. Jaquez, and Ava M. Rodriguez; one sister, Luisa Vargas of Lebanon; and three

G -v- E
Good -verses- Evil Good -verses- Evil A daily struggle. A battle of biblical proportions. -or- Is it just another part of life? I believe that much of the population has come to terms with the most simple part of the meaning of life: That DEATH is just part of life. Yes, folks ... We are all TERMINAL! We have an expiration date ... We just don't know when we are going to exspire. I do believe the human race as a whole has come to terms with that part of living ...er - umm - ahh -or- Dying? About that part in-between "The Beginning" and "The End" is my topic today. The things we do while on this earth and the decisions that we make. I promise I'm not getting on my soapbox and spewing up "Fire and brimstone" *shakes head ... "Yeah, I'm not keen on "preachy" peeps either"* Doing the right thing is as much of a daily part of life as well as life changing parts. Daily parts like: It's so nice out, I think I'll play hooky ... Telling the phone so

Gwar Rocked Atlanta!
So, I went to see GWAR, live at the Masquerade in Atlanta, GA last Friday and they kicked some hardcore ass! I have an awesome time!! It was really a once in a lifetime experience for me and I'm so glad that I got the chance to see them. I have green and red stains in my hair now from all the fake blood...haha...it was incredible!!

Gwar-fish Fuck
Fishfuck, baby You slut Gonna fuck you with a fish X2 You whore Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt Gonna fuck you with a fish X2 Why are you my Mom? Fishfuck, baby You slut WhyGonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt You whoreGWAR

Gwar-fucking An Animal
Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal! Fuckin' an animal Holding on the horns Fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn Fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here... In my animal Drinkin' fifty beers Fuckin' an animal Blowin' fifty steers Fuckin' an animal Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer Fuckin' an animal Didn't need to take her on a date Just had to stand here on the crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent... Oh, animal Lovely animal Arrrrggggghh! Animal! Didn't have to say-ee please Fuckin' an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal ANIMAL!!! Animal fucker on the loose Fuckin' an animal I'll go from dog to goose Fuckin' an animal One time I fucked a moose Fuckin' an animal Now the animal's in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). But now it starts to rain But I'm still the same... Meet my anim

Gwawing Anger
She sat looking at me, Not listening to a word. Every time we talked, she Said my opinion was absurd— You should have seen my face; The anger I showed was a disgrace. For years, I have lived with such anger, Gnawing anger, the kind that lingers Like roadkill. To be sure, I am not stranger To rage. Its long bony fingers Have touched my heart many times, Urging me to commit heinous crimes. But to blame anyone for my rage is unjust. No one is responsible for my fury, Though I may think so, my eyesight is simply blurry Anger is seeking a new slave; As for me, I’d rather be brave, Before anger puts me deep down in a grave.

The Gwb Psalm
*George Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.* *He maketh logs to be cut in national forests.* *He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.* *He restoreth my fears.* *He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.* *Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,* *I will find no exit, for thou art in office.* *Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.* *Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.* *Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.* *My health insurance runneth out.* *Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,* *And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever. *

G. W. Bush In Primary School
BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND THIRD,WHAT HAPPEND TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE? OH THAT,S RIGHT....... ... QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION? A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE? I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN? SECOND,WH

Gwen Stefani (f/ Akon) Lyrics
Heard this song on a nighttime show the other night and I love almost any song that Akon sings in lol and I like Gwen Stefani too ..LOL GWEN STEFANI (f/ Akon) LYRICS The Sweet Escape [Gwen] If I could escape I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? [CHORUS] If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) [Akon] I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah [Gwen] You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point

Gwen Stefani Concert
So on Saturday nite, I am going to see Gwen Stefani. I am so totally stoked!!! Her opening act is one of my favs too!!! Lady Sovereign!!!!! She is too cool and she has that fuck you attitude!!!! I went out and bought a new outfit and all...I am also planning to get shit faced drunk after the concert!!!!! I'm not driving...so hey I'm going to party like a rockstar!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT MySpace Comments & HOT MySpace Layouts

Gwen's Kitchen
Gwen stood at the sink washing out a dirty coffee cup. The sun poured through the window giving her kitchen a warm glow. Sitting at the kitchen table sipping coffee was Gwen's next door neighbor and confidant Kelli. Kelli was already dressed for work but, as she was leaving she got a call that her boss was entertaining clients with a game of golf and she need not come to work. That was fine for Kelli who went next door to see what her friend Gwen was up to. Kelli discovered her friend was still dressed in last night's Fredericks finery. Gwen shamelessly moped around the kitchen in a beige teddy that barely covered her ass and a spaghetti strap that kept falling off her shoulder. Her curly, dirty blonde hair sloppily tied atop her waking head. Kelli also noticed that Gwen was still wearing a drooping pair of thigh high black stockings. And to top it off Kelli watched as Gwen bent over to pick up a spoon she'd dropped discovering Gwen had no underwear on. Top- o- the morning Kelli sar

Gwendolyn Marie
Well, we are less than two months away from the big due day... Sometimes I could show a little more enthusiasm, but I am very much looking forward to meeting my daughter for the very first time. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!

G W Is A Douche
So yeah, I watched Fahrenheit 9-11 and Bush is the biggest douche on the planet.. Granted, I thought he was a douche befrore.... But now I think is a Monster Douche. I can't believe he got elected to a second term... Considering he wasn't even elected to his first term... I'll keep this mild (wouldn't want to get the secret police... erm I mean service at my door). I just hope he somehow gets his karma back from all the people he's killed... I know this one won't happen but I can wish it. I hope he gets convicted of the war crimes and crimes against humanity that he's committed, and when he dies I hope it is a long painful process and he burns in the pits of hell (if there is such a place, and in his case I hope there is.) With love, butterflies, cupcakes and rock and roll. ~~Bryan

Gwot Part 3
Okay so here is my new thing. I think that I should be allowed to carry a cricket bat and hit anyone who says something stupid like, "this isn't a combat zone it is garrison." If it isn't a combat zone, why do I get hazard pay jackass? Or anyone that does anything to hurt the effort to fight the war. This is why we are fighting the war on terror, and not winning it. So if you are an assclown, I should be allowed to hit you with a cricket bat. Where I hit and how hard I hit will be dictated by how big of an assclown you are or the level of assclownery what you said or did was. Here are my recent examples. Yesterday I was walking along one of the main roads on post and saw a Lieutenant Colonel stop a Sergeant because he was driving his gator without safety goggles. There is a war on, and all he thinks it is important enough to stop this guy, yell at him, and force him to park his gator on the side of the road and walk back for glasses. If you have nothing more important to do then me

Gy!be.
The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel, and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. And a dark wind blows. The government is corrupt, and we're all on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down and the billboards are all learing and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles. It went like this: The building toppled in on themselves, mothers clutching babies, pick through the rubble and pulled out their hair. The sky line was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal streching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange haze. I said 'Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truely the last days.' You grabbed my hand and we fell into it like a daydream or a fever. We woke up one morning and fell a little further down. For sure it's the valley of death. I opened up my wallet and it was full of blood. Godspeed You! Blac

The Gym
Well its morning.... sun still has not risen, yet I'm all packed up and ready to hit the gym. Once again... didn't really sleep much.. hopefully after a few workouts my body will just go ahead and get the sleep it needs.. Today is legs and abs... should be fun on my feet all day after making my legs feel like jelly.. lol...later all

Gym
A WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN'S STORY If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary: For my sixty-fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress . .. MONDAY Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the

The Gym
It was another day in the gym, working arms today. I was about half way through when I saw you walk through the door. I looked a second time, yes it was you I am sure of it!! But I was being shy, and still was not 100% sure. what if I was wrong. You disapeared into the changing room and I went back to lifting. when I saw the door open I looked over and saw you in your shorts and sports bra, I had to really concentrate not to get hard right there. Wow you looked sexy. I watched as you went over to the tread mill and start your work out. There were only three other people in the gym at this point and I couldnt help but steal every look at you I could get. two of the other people were gone by time you were finished with your run and you were heading back to the free weights (where I was)I said hi as you got back there... " you look really familiar" I asked, you answered that you were new to the area...OMG it is you!! I put caution aside and asked, "are you on Fubar?" you stop

Gym $$$$
Ok, so I want to get in to a gym program since I have such a large time slot between my classes on mon and wed. Now my school has a gym and it would cost me 21.84 a semester. Should I just go there or can I find a bigger, better gym for less? (yeah this is kinda a mumm lmfao)

The Gym Awaits
Damn, I dont want to go to the gym, but thats what I have to do. I'm trying to get in shape, besides I paid them folks my money, do they gonna see me, whether (I) like it or not. Now get them legs in the air. And one, and two, and three, and four now....... Toodles, The Southern Belle

Gym Class Heroes-clothes Off
We have to take our clothes off We have to party all night And we have to take our clothes off To have a good time Oh no Excuse me miss I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are I'm trying to see how your lips feel Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travie and I'm pretty much a big deal Oh, you've never heard of me That sounds absurd to me The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too Such an angel with a devilish angle And quite the certified sweet talker And you're buying every line of it girl And I don't really blame you If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same t

09/11/08 - Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold (sappiest Song Ever Posted In My Blog )
SONG VERSION BELOW Cupids Chokehold - Gym class heroes VIDEO VERSION BELOW cupids chokehold - gym class heroes LYRICS BELOW Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) It's been some time since we last spoke This is gonna sound like a bad joke But momma I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend And I know it sounds so old But cupid got me in a chokehold And I'm afraid I might give in Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin' I mean she even cooks me pancakes And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love then I don't know what love is We even got a secret handshake And she loves the music that my band makes I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Take a look

Gym Class Heros:
Oh, so sexy y'allI don't know where you're goingOr when you're coming homeI left the keys under the mat to our front doorFor one more chance to hold you closeI don't know where you're goingJust get your ass back homeWe both knew this type of life Didn't come with instructionsSo I'm trying to do my best To make something outta nothingAnd sometimes it gets Downright shitty in factWhen you call and I don't even knowWhat city I'm at Or what day of the week in the middle of the monthIn a year I don't recallIt's like my life's on repeat and the last time we spokeI told you I wouldn't be long(yeah)That was last November now December's almost goneI'd apologize but I don't realize what I'm doing wrongI don't know where you're goingOr when you're coming homeI left the keys under the mat to our front doorFor one more chance to hold you closeI don't know where you're goingJust get your ass back home

Gym Cleaning Service In Sydney
As a public health facility, gym attracts scores of people who come though out the day to exercise and stay fit. To attract new customers and keep existing ones happy, it is important to keep the gym tidy and clean. A place which attracts a diverse set of people can become a breeding ground for germs and disease. It is also important to keep the gym cleaning for health and hygiene also. If you own a gym and are in search of gym cleaning service in Sydney, you should first identify what type of gym cleaning services you require. Then there are some other factors that you need to consider before hiring a gym cleaning service in Sydney.

Gym Guys
Is it just a kansas thing or is it all over the united states?? ... When you go to the gym whether it be the YMCA or where ever have you ever noticed that in the weight room all the guys sit there and check themselves out in the mirrors? What is up with that seriously....YOU KNOW YOU LOOK GOOD! especially if you're there everyday for ungodly hours.....and people think that women are shallow and vain. Maybe just maybe the vanity mirrors in our cars, trucks, suv's whatever you drive is for the MAN ....think about it.

The Gym ...lmao
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my sixtieth birthday this year, my daughter Gina (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY : Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me

The Gym: Part 1
The Gym by Maldoror © This is a story attended for adults, not for those that adults feed, watch, and change. If you are over 18, and still your mom makes your bed, you can read this, but you are immature. ANYONE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS. Go outside and play. Copyright © 2004 by Maldoror11@aol.com . Maldoror11 ---------- Due to an overzealous boss and an overeager work ethic, I worked 60 hours a week during the Summer to finish a long and tedious project that will result in accolades for my boss - for making sure it got done - and a hefty bonus for me-for getting it done. As such, I was beginning to see a bulge pushing my collared shirts out further than they were accustomed to in the wrap-around mirror that encircled the elevator’s walls. The bulge seemed to grow daily. Long hours behind a computer screen, Burritos and pizza for lunch, and a not so sensible dinner would eventually bring the fittest of people down. After a month and a half of this situation, I decid

The Gym: Part 2
The Gym Ch. 02 by Maldoror © Chapter 2: The Party I was lying on a large, comfortable bed. My upper body was propped up by pillows made of clouds. Each pillow was different; one was blue and irregularly shaped. It held my head up. Another, placed behind my torso, was reddish-orange; it had a Mandela design that would have drawn my interest if my eyes weren't already fixed on the form that stood near an open door made of light and glass. The being was almost formless, like a slab of clay before the mind's eye. But then it, or I â€“ I was unsure which- slowed down, or cleared, and the artist began to work. The surrounding angles softened and cooled, and my vision began to clear. Beyond, a balcony formed; past that a white backdrop materialized. Water dancing with rocks below an invisible bluff proclaimed its existence to me. I noticed then that the backdrop was not white, but was rather a moon, large and fixed in a starless, black sky. The moon bathed the balcony in white li

Gym Progress
So far it's been a week and i've lost 3.5 pounds, which is good for just a week. i don't know how many inches i've lost off of my arms waist hips legs etc... but umm... i'll know that at the half way point and at the end. and ha! I cheated too... i done had me the alcohol on st. patty's day. i'm not suppose to drink at all... but i mean, it's me... drinking is what i do...anyways. mmyep there's your update.

Gym Rambling
After taking a week off from the gym for Spring Break and another week off because of the stomach flu... trying to pick up right where you left off on the bike and weights will leave you barely able to move in the morning. I've gone from 149 back up to about 158 or so but thats ok, 2 weeks off was bound to catch up sooner or later. The new plan is to to not drop pounds but points off the body fat percentage. Yesterday I checked myself at the gym office and their little hand-held thing said I was 13.1% so the new goal is to hit single digits. I haven't been that low since high school but I want to see if I can do it in a healthy way. 5 weeks to go but this week will suck, 2 midterms and a paper... then another midterm a week from today. Time to go big or go home.

Gym/sore Throat
So like today I have a sore throat, i have to go to work for noonish yay me, then after that I'm going to the mall to get me some capris woo, then going to the Y to work out. I love that gym, its brand new so all the equipment are new, theres tvs on the treadmill like flat screens, it's pretty cool, monday I burned off 1000 calories. WOOO. I'm so happy the weather is so warm. Right now I'm relaxing till work. Probably have a nap cant wait till I Get more RAM on my computer.

The Gym Saga
Take my advice This machine is not nice Leg press is evil I must confess Your wallet, phone and keys it wishes to possess As it all comes out of your pocket Quickly like a rocket They hit the floor While pushing your legs some more Sometimes it happens with no sound When people are here or not around The machine will kill your knees Arthritis spreads like a disease Pumping the weight In time the future meets fate As the items jingle in your pocket Viewing them fall as anger resides beyond the eye socket Once again it will happen in a matter of when The odds are greater than one and ten What should i do? what should I say? Put them in a locker, a bag or in my car far away? Pick pocket machine Indeed so silent yet so mean Something does not seem so right On a good note it did not happen tonight

Gym Saga Part 2
Gravitron a gravity device Helps with chin ups and pull ups, indeed quite nice Feeling like you're up in the air With no care Pumping air and pressure, you can hear its noise Not for little girls or boys Hit your weight and what you can lift Like hitting a gear on a bicycle to shift Let the fun begin A battle between me and a friend, a race i'm trying to win Repetitions are key We have time, this gym is not free Off and away we go How many reps can be done?, who is to know? The number usually ends up to be at 44 4 sets of 11, a victory is accomplished that is for sure Probably invented for outerspace Works well and does not take much space Takes the pressure off the joints Once again scoring brownie points Makes things easier as many can see Productive work outs, most can agree Make sure you hit the red button before you leave the machine If not where you're standing will go straight up, been there done that a very silly scene

Gynaecologist Must Pay Child Support
A German doctor has been ordered to pay child support to a patient who got pregnant with a contraceptive implant. The precedent-setting ruling by Germany's Federal Court gives both parents, who are not married, the right to receive child support from the doctor until their son reaches adulthood. The unnamed gynaecologist from Suedbaden inserted a contraceptive implant into the arm of the woman in 2002. But the woman later found she was pregnant after it was too late for an abortion. The woman, 25, also unnamed for legal reasons, took the gynaecologist to court, claiming she was unable to continue her work as a kindergarten teacher and could not support herself and the child. Germany's highest court has now demanded the gynaecologist pay the equivalent of around £400 a month until the child turns 18. Justice Gerda Mueller of the Federal Court refused to take into consideration the fact that the woman has had a second child since she filed the original complaint. Justic

Gynaecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?" "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

Gynecologist
A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes . . . . which is why I came here In the first place

Gynecologist Appointment
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Gynecologist Confession
Body: As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "Im sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,

The Gynecologist And His Client...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past…... Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does that he asks the woman... "Do you know what I’m doing?" "Yes," she says, "you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing know", he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That’s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I’m doing now?" Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes”….

The Gynecologist
THE GYNECOLOGIST A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was On the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where Skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and Become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, Signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he Could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist Prepared Carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had Obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to Appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I was wondering If there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart Perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine Back together again Perfect

Gynecolongist Appointment
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in t

Gynecologist Asst. Job Opening
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." "Oh why, is that where the job's at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

Gynecologist's Assistant
A man laid off from work went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair after which you must rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $75,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana." "Good grief; is that where the job is?" "No sir,- that's where the end of the line is right now."

Gynecologist
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!:::: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I recei...ved a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I

Gyno Trip
Proceed with CAUTION: dirty thoughts & foul language: a completely inappropriate post.....I just couldn't resist....... It's 6:45, I better get the kids to school. Geesh, this coffee tastes like water, I wonder if there are any coffee grounds in the pot? 7:30, Shower 7:35, Take another shower. Lordy I'll be naked for a stranger today. 7:40, Rescrub 7:45, Put face on, spray perfume. Maybe I should just put my hair in a clip. No, that won't work, I'll be laying down and I'll have to pull the clip out and then what will I look like? What would he think? 7:45 - 8:30 Endure the exhausting task of blow drying and straightening my locks. 8:30, I'm sort of hungry but if I eat, then it will surely add an extra 5 lbs to the d*** scale....I won't eat. 8:30, Get dressed. Oh crap...what do I wear? Ooo, I'll wear this purdy top. It's sort of sexy...is that wrong? Sexy & doctor...ahhh not sure those two words go together, but I'm going with it. I'll just wear jeans with my hot hoochie

The Gynocologist
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% becau

Gypsy
I wander alone most of the time , there is a cold solice in it . The howl of the wind and dim lights in the sky are my guides as well as my closest friends, but still i hunger for the companionship of the people ,im week for the want i feel. My spirit calls to be bonded with anuther yet my mind still overcomes the spirits passion . Memories of past betrayls yet lingers, pain and hatered are what they left me with. I have givin all heart , mind , body and spirit and lost . and yet still the feeling holds craving anuther, why must the spirit fight the mind while it well knows the pain of loss and is reminded by the mind constantly. A feral almost spectral craving , animalistic feeling's for the saftey of a pack , So be it ! , come to me and fulfill the spirit or regect me and condem me to the torture of the mind . Once again i walk the well beaten path of want , we shall see what will come of it thiss time.

Gypsy83
Okay, Anyone who has seen Gypsy83 or anyone whom has not can now view it on my home page; here at Lost Cherry. Hurry while it is still here. This is 95 min. Industrail film about a two misfit friends infatuted with Stevie Nicks. A comin gof age story that has everything from gay love to Amish tit sucking. Worth a watch. Side Note, Stevie Nicks did not endorse , promote or support the film in anyway. And, I can understand. Yet, it is worth a look for the fashion alone! LOOK Buried at PhotoCasket.com ENJOY!

Gypsy Girl...
The gypsy girl She calls me home Where great grandfather lived No open land is left to roam For those not privaliged Yet she dances in my dreams She becons onto me Lulling me with all her schemes Towards things I've yet to see Smiling, dark, decietful eyes Veils walking on air Her secrets she cannot disguise She moves without a care And me the foolish gypsy boy Just can't help but stare IMspidey/M.M. 1/06 Copyright © 2006

The Gypsy
The compelling violin lures With an irresistible yearn Dance, dance, please dance for me I can no longer adjourn! Ethereal notes float from its strings Caressing like a lover's hand Sensual music, Angel's touch Leading the way to wonderland Embracing with utter delight Craving, beckoning me Tempting my lonely heart Dance, dance on my melody! Faster, faster the music escapes Without compassion to body or soul Seducer of lonely hearts Until dancing is my only goal Faces gyrate while I dance on passion Flashes of fire in the corner of my eyes The violin plays like never before Until I become one and loneliness dies With a final cry and a final touch The violin stops, the music ends Leaving behind an emptiness We'll meet again, my violin friend

A Gypsy's Song
A Gypsy's Song He lights a fire in the fireplace And lights the candles that cover the bathroom He places rose petals in a path on the floor Leading the way for his love to follow He runs a bathtub full or water Then adds rose petals and scented oils to it He turns on music that will set the mood And he lays her silk robe on the bed Suddenly a key plays chimes in his ears She is here! He waits quietly as she opens the door Her coat and purse slip out of her hands As she notices what he has done Suddenly she feels a hand over her mouth And a tender voice telling her to relax This is the voice she has waited some many years to hear Finally he is hers and hers only Now he is in her arms and she won't let go Two lovers caught in the moment So close she can hear him breathe Hear every beat his heart makes So happy when he whispers "Welcome home my sweet Rroma"

Gypsy
So Im back, to the velvet underground Back to the floor, that I love To a room with some lace and paper flowers Back to the gypsy that I was To the gypsy... that I was And it all comes down to you Well, you know that it does Well, lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice Ah, and it lights up the night And you see your gypsy You see your gypsy To the gypsy that remains faces freedom with a little fear I have no fear, I have only love And if I was a child And the child was enough Enough for me to love Enough to love She is dancing away from me now She was just a wish She was just a wish And a memory is all that is left for you now You see your gypsy You see your gypsy Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you And it all comes down to you Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you I still see your bright eyes, bright eyes And it all comes down to you I still see your bright eyes, brigh

Gypsy Music
On Saturday, I take her hand to speak to her of gypsy music blended with the warm syrup of drunkenness and the scent of her hair, appled and sweet, brushed across my face. I have waited forever for the heat of her laughter, her smile, and that wet gleam in her eyes, words rising, new and never uttered, to my lips. She and I are us, are we, and I am she and hers, and ever this will be unconfused to us, today, tomorrow, twelve months of every year - so clear to us that this will ever be. © All rights reserved

Gypsy Time
The way that the Rom refers to the passing of time is quite different from that of the gadje. The Romany were, and still are, a nomadic people who live by trading, crafts, and their wits. They see themselves as a separate race from the house dwellers. The months and seasons of planting and harvest mean little to them, as they are not farmers. The years of the kings and religious figures of the gadje mean even less to them. Instead, they reckon time by relating it to shared events. Having no clocks, the Rom figured the time of day by their meals. They ate only two meals a day: breakfast and dinner. Thus the early morning was "before breakfast," while "after breakfast" covered them until about noon. "Before dinner" was their afternoon, and "after dinner," the evening. It is not reportd, but may be assumed that the Rom might also have words for day, night, sunrise, sunset, and midday. As travelers, the Rom were concerned with only two times of year-when the weather was good enough t

A Gypsy Vocabulary
A Gypsy Vocabulary Back Compiled by Vasili Salazar Armaya An oath. It is phrased in terms of: "May [insert awful occurance here] happen [optional: insert time frame here] if [insert conditional circumstance here]." Examples: "May I die if what I say is not true." "May my best horses go lame if I lie!" "May you burn candles at my grave by nightfall if I do not finish this!" Atchen�tan A campfire. Bar A stone. Baro Manush A great man; someone with wisdom and charisma. Batalo Manush A happy man. Bavo Complaint. A case as presented to the Kriss, as opposed to a "bayo," which is the decision that results from the case and the precedent it sets. Bayo (pl. Bayura) A court case or legal precedent from the Kriss. The bayura comprise the �laws� of the Rom. Among themselves, the men�s two favorite topics of conversation are horses and the bayura. Men sitting around in camp with no

*gypsyrose* Hasn't Forgotten
Darryl Worley - Have You Forgotten Alan Jackson - Where Were You 9/11 Tribute 9/11 - Enya Tribute Video (Memorial) - Fallen Embers WTC Memorial Enya 9/11 Hero, 9/11 Tribute Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA - 9-11 I Miss You Daddy - 9-11

Gypsymisstress/what's In A Name?
I have been asked about this. So let me try to explain; the last long term relationship I was in was with a guy who was into bondage;S&M etc. So I became a Misstress. I don't take money for my services and I'm not a sleeparound escort. I enjoy sex----I like to give head--I like to be submissive or dominate. If there are any questions just ask, I have tried to clear this name question up as clear as I could.

Gypsys.lol Funny As They Are!
!GYPSY F*UKING CUNT ! i've only had a row with a f*cking gypsy!! there he is, f*cking bobble hat on his head, banging f*ck out me door, "oi, what do you want you hacky tw*t" i'm shouting, you've seen nowt like the sh*t he's trying to flog, piles of crud from the f*cking pound shop and the cheeky c*nt wants 5 quid for it!!, i told him straight to p*ss off and take your stinky f*cking offspring with you. He's f*cking wingeing on about living in a f*cking caravan, "round here thats a f*cking holiday home" says i, "so go and tell someone that gives a sh*t", well he starts bleating on about f*cking cursing me and all that b*llocks, "your too f*cking late" i'm saying "some f*ckers beat you to it", on he starts again about this f*cking caravan!! "have you got a kettle in it?" says i, "aye" he says, "well f*ck off and go & boil your f*ukin bobble hat!!" You annoying tw*t!!!!

The Gypsy Heart
all things in nature have a spirit We believe that when you hunt if you kill an animal you thank the animals spirit for giving its life so that you and your family can eat and live We thank mother nature for providing the animal and father sky for giving good weather for the hunt and both bury the parts that cannot be used in the earth as a sign of respect for the animal and in thanks to the animal, mother nature, and father sky they give back so that it will be reborn the animals are our friends the woods our sanctuary the streams and rivers our life blood the mountains our strength the sun is our warmth the moon is our guide the stars tell of our journey the stones tell us stories if we but take the time to listen the wind whispers to us as we move no creature is more in tune with our mother the earth than we of the clans no one understand the natural world better than the gypsy for we are wild as the world and free as the wind we are Our mothers children now and

A Gypsies Demise
She is the gypsy who walks among the darkness, only allowing you a mere glimpse as she swiftly moves within the shadows. She didn't always walk in blackness, for there was a time she walked not only in light , but carried a light surrounding her like a golden shield . The light has since been burned out , by the hands of darkness, casting over her, like a thick fog, leaving her feeling used and her body frayed like a rug at a corner tavern for the drunks to wipe the filth off their feet from the streets of despair and guilt of things they've done wrong. Her hair is disheveled like the whores on the city streets after earning their grunge pay, and satisfying the devils advocates with unnameable acts of sin . She drudges along like a gentle lamb so trusting, before that trust turns and devours the very soul of her with the weight of betrayal across her once strong shoulders. Her body and mind are numb like the earth and vegetation during the winter as the frigid air crosses over encomp

Gypsy Dance Party
Amari szi, amari, Amari cini bóri Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj, Amari szi, amari, Amari cini bóri Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj. Dúj, dúj, desudúj, Csumidau me lako múj Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj, Dúj, dúj, desudúj, Csumidau me lako múj Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj. Lako múj szi rupuno, Puske trubulia dino Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj, Lako múj szi rupuno, Puske trubulia dino Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj. Keren, savorále, drom Te khelei o phuro rom Phuro rom te keleia Bistayek gyás malavia Hoi, te merau Ta na csaksipó phenau! Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj, Hoi, te merau Ta na csaksipó phenau! Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj. Amari szi, amari, Amari cini bóri Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj, Amari szi, amari, Amari cini bóri Aj, lalalalala la la laj laj.

Gypsy Lady
Under the silent moon she baths, her long black curls illuminate,The eyes in the night reflecting thender light,The gyspy lady gives the come hither smile, and all that is beautiful in sight,Bows with great serentity to the gypsy lady of the night.I thought I saw her whisper gently, and oh, how this held me so contently,To hear the tender words expose, all the beauty of a rose,Nothing in this earth can compare, to the beauty of the gypsy lady so fair.This is the lady I speak of, her kindness like no other,The one who calms the oceans with a touch of her words,Her beauty nothing can smother, for it is the gypsy lady whose name remains,Triumphant and Victorious.

Gypsy
I respond to your need, like a hunter to the pride. Your the passion that I seek; the huntress by my side. The bleeding of your past - I'll rip it asunder and redefine... show you wonder when all you knew was lies. Like a reef, I team with life and you validate me like the sea and tide. I'll be your foundation when you need to ride, understand you and let you soar after we collide. Instinct tells me to shield you and hold you tight; encircle you from behind. When you look in the mirror, the gaze that you feel is mine. Kaleidoscopic colors swirl in your mind - Heaven is the way we intertwine, caressing with fingertips... sexy as calypso and nakedness; the pleasure of our dance, a perfect trip. The passion of your kiss, perfect lips - I close my eyes and all I see is bliss... not just a gift, but an answer to my wish... you receive me as I crash into your hips. My gypsy takes it like a whip, and welcomes my tryst. Wear my love on your arm and let me kiss your wrist.

Gypsys, Tramps And Thieves - Cher
I was born in the wagon of a travellin' showMy mama used to dance for the money they'd throwPapa would do whatever he couldPreach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles ofDoctor Good Gypsys, tramps, and thievesWe'd hear it from the people of the townThey'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thievesBut every night all the men would come aroundAnd lay their money down Picked up a boy just south ofMobile Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal I was sixteen, he was twenty-oneRode with us to MemphisAnd papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done Gypsys, tramps, and thievesWe'd hear it from the people of the townThey'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thievesBut every night all the men would come aroundAnd lay their money down I never had schoolin' but he taught me wellWith his smooth southern styleThree months later I'm a gal in troubleAnd I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh She was born in the wagon of a travellin' showHer mama had to dance for th

Gypsy Heart Design Is Open
Right now there are a few items available: iPhone cases, mugs, a few home decor items, and I am adding more as time permits. If curious or interested, you can find it here: www.cafepress.com/GypsyHeartDesign Thanks in advance for visiting - be sure to check back often for new items! T-shirts coming soon! Have a blessed day!!

Gypsy's Fallenangel And In Deep Pain Need Our Fubar F&f's Ta Send Love And Help Sperd The Word..
HEY Y'ALL IF YA'S SMART KEVIN LOOKINGBILL IS SO NOT TALKING FOR A LONG MINUTE. CAUSE HE GOT IN TROUBLE AND HAD TA GO ON VACATION FOR A FEW. BUT YA SEE HIS ACCOUNTS ONLINE OR GET A TEXT FROM HIS PHONE GUESS WHAT IT IS HIS PUPPET MASTER.. SHE AINT GIVING YOUR MESSAGES TA HIM.. SHE JUST STALKING HIM AND CONTROLLING HIS EVERY THOUGHT.. SO YOU WANNA LEAVE KEV MESSAGE OF ANY KINDA SEND IT TO THE ONES WHO LOVE AND CARE AND WILL GET IT TA HIM.. US HIS TRUEBLOOD GYPSY FAMILY.. Karen Moats-Lookingbill, Joseph Racine Jr, and Melissa Dufresne, via FACEBOOK EMAILS OR PHONE CALLS.. CAUSE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE THERE FOR HIM AND HELPING HIM IS HIDING SHYT FROM HIM HACKING HIS PHONE FACEBOOK AND EMAILS... AND THEN LYING TO HIM.. SAYING SHE IS THE ONLY ONE HE HAS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.. SO NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.. THIS WIFE IS LYING TO Y'ALL.. AND LYING TO HIM ABOUT ALL OF US HIS REAL TRUE LOVED ONES.. SO FOR MY FALLENANGEL SEND LOVE AND THOGHTS THREW HIS GYPSYGURL, HIS MOM, HIS BROTHER AND DAD IF YA CAN

Gyro-style Pork Sandwich
Prep: 15 min, Marinate: 1:00, Cook: 10 min. * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1 Tbs. prepared mustard * 1/2 cup lemon juice * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 1 tsp. dried oregano * 1 lb. boneless pork loin, cut crosswise into thin slices, then into 5x1/2 inch strips * 1 cup plain lowfat yogurt * 1 cucumber, peeled and chopped * 1/2 tsp. garlic, crushed * 1/2 tsp. dill * 2 pita loaves, halved * 1 small red onion, peeled and thinly sliced Combine first 5 ingredients in a bowl. Place pork slices in a shallow dish and pour marinade over. Cover and marinate in refrigerator 1-8 hours. Combine yogurt, cucumber, crushed garlic and dill in another bowl. Cover and refrigerate. Preheat oven to 450°F. Drain marinade from pork slices and place pork in a single layer in a shallow pan. Roast about 10 minutes, until crisp. Open each pita half to form a pocket. Distribute pork among each half. Top each sandwich with some chilled yogurt mixture and slice

Gyros
Gyro Patties: 1 1/4 pound lean ground beef 1 1/4 pound lean ground lamb 1/4 cup oregano 1 1/2 tablespoons onion powder 1 tablespoon garlic powder 3/4 tablespoon ground pepper or more 1 teaspoon thyme 3/4 teaspoon salt Yogurt Sauce: 1 cup plain yogurt 1/4 cup finely chopped cucumber 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 2 teaspoons olive oil garlic powder salt and white pepper 8 large pita breads; cut in half thinly sliced onion rings For patties: Preheat broiler or prepare barbeque. Combine ingredients lightly but thoroughly in large bowl. Shape into 16 thin patties and broil, turning once, until done as desired. For sauce: Combine first 4 ingredients in small bowl. Add garlic powder, salt and pepper to taste. Fill pita with meat and spoon yogurt sauce over. Top with onion rings.

Gysgt Murphy's Law
Murphy's Laws of Combat Recommended by: Jim Cook Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. No combat-ready unit ever

Gysgt Carlos Hathcock Ii
Carlos N. Hathcock II On May 20th, 1959, at 17 years of age, Carlos N. Hathcock II fulfilled his childhood dream by enlisting in the United States Marine Corps. His ability as a marksman was soon recognized by the instructors on the rifle range at Camp Pendleton where he was undergoing recruit training. Later, while based in Hawaii as a member of Company E, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines, Carlos won the Pacific Division rifle championship. Following his assignment in Hawaii, Hathcock was transferred to Marine Air Station, Cherry Point, North Carolina, where he quickly found himself shooting competitively again. This time he set the Marine Corps record on the "A" Course with a score of 248 points out of a possible 250, a record that stands today. The highlight of his competitive shooting career occurred in 1965 when Carlos out-shot over 3000 other servicemen competing to win the coveted Wimbledon Cup at Camp Perry. This achievement led to his being sought out in Vietnam in 1966 to be pa

Gzm Response & More▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blogging Buffoon Activated Here is her original message, nothing has been altered, and since at the end she said to post my own blog for my response You are attacking what is obviously an emotional (NOT RELIGIOUS OR BIGOTED) point of view for me. As for "politicizing" this issue, even those FOR it are doing so."Rejecting this has become like rejecting Islam itself," said Ahmad Moussalli, a professor of Islamic Studies at the American University of Beirut. "The United States has historically been distinguished by its tolerance, whereas Europe, France, Belgium and Holland have been among those who have rejected the symbolism of Islam. Embracing it will be positively viewed in the Islamic world."So a religious faction is asking us to publicly embrace their motion to build in what many consider sacred ground as a political motion to gain their positive regard? Excuse me if there seems to be a veiled threat behind Moussalli's words. "Not embracing it will be negatively viewed in the

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okay, so I'm being bored searching through encyclopaedia metallum, and I found this....AWESOME album. Burton C. Bell did the vocals for it. It's called Plastic Planet and it's part of the Geezer project that started in 1985, produced by Geezer Butler. Yeah, really interesting find. I'll put a few songs from the album in the comments if you're interested, or just youtube em, the whole album is on there. :D

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"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer "From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had." - Heather Locklear, Actress "Sonny Liston has a very unusual injury, a dislocated soldier." - Henry Cooper, BBC sportscaster "Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old." - Herb Score, Sportscaster "A period novel! About the Civil War! Who needs the Civil War now -- who cares?" - Herbert R. Mayes (Editor of the Pictorial Review ), turning down a prepublication offer to serialize Margaret Mitchell's novel Gone with the Wind, 1936 "Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do." - Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser "The war did not turn in Japan's favor, and trends of t

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lyrics - h What's coming through is alive. What's holding up is a mirror. But what's singing songs is a snake Looking to turn this piss to wine. They're both totally void of hate, But killing me just the same. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. Considerately. Venomous voice, tempts me, Drains me, bleeds me, Leaves me cracked and empty. Drags me down like some sweet gravity. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. I am too connected to you to Slip away, to fade away. Days away I still feel you Touching me, changing me, And considerately killing me. Without the skin, Beneath the storm, Under these tears The walls came down. And the snake is drowned and As I look in his eyes, My fear begins to fade

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50 Random Survey 01. If you were given the opportunity to have bigger boobs for a day, would you go for it? no, mine are big enough 02. What was the last book you read? Lord of the Flies 03. What do you call your mum? mom 04. Do you ever get rude comments on your xanga or myspace? nope 05. Have you ever been seriously scared you were going to die? yes 06. What season were you born in? winter 07. Do you like to be in the water? i

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If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot If the Hottentot tot Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

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Hadephobia- Fear of hell. Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things. Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning. Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed. Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. Heliophobia- Fear of the sun. Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology. Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms. Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood. Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation. Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things. Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia) Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things. Hippophobia- Fear of horses. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars. Hodophobia- Fear of road travel. Hormephobia- Fear of shock. Homichlophobia- Fear of fog. Homilophobia-

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What's coming through is alive. What's holding up is a mirror. But what's singing songs is a snake Looking to turn this piss to wine. They're both totally void of hate, But killing me just the same. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. Considerately. Venomous voice, tempts me, Drains me, bleeds me, Leaves me cracked and empty. Drags me down like some sweet gravity. The snake behind me hisses What my damage could have been. My blood before me begs me Open up my heart again. And I feel this coming over like a storm again. I am too connected to you to Slip away, to fade away. Days away I still feel you Touching me, changing me, And considerately killing me. Without the skin, Beneath the storm, Under these tears The walls came down. And the snake is drowned and As I look in his eyes, My fear begins to fade Recalling all

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Hallows, Halloween- Another name for Samhain. Handfasting- The joining of two humans in a bond of love before the goddess and god. Yes, they can be made to be a legal marriage, there is no requirement that a marriage be Christian to be legal in the U.S. (separation of church and state). Handparting- Similar to a seperation or divorce, symbolically the cutting of the binds created by a handfasting. Haruspicy- Divination by animal entrails. Heathen- 1. One who does not recognize the God of the Bible. 2. A pagan. 3. An irreligious, uncivilized person. Can be used in this context as a derogatory term for a pagan, despite the fact that it's an inaccurate generalization. Hedge Wizard- A rural practitioner who has little formal training, or none at all. Heptagram- A seven-pointed star drawn with one unbroken line. Symbolic of the number seven, which is important not only to the seven traditional astrological planets but also to the seven planes and subplanes and

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Well I have a personal pimp out. She's been my best friend since we met about 3 years ago. I brought her to this site and she's needs lots of love. Because she doesn't make on here often. So..... Let's give her a reason to keep coming back!!! Here's her link and if you rate all her pictures, fan her and add her... I'll buy you a gift. ;) Go show her some true fubar love!! my boo,leana,mystic butterfly@ fubar

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Finally You were all I could think about , You snuck into my dreams ,You made me feel like a beautiful woman inside , When you stopped & stared at me ,You played games with your eyes like you were in disguise, Hiding from me like a child,I thought I really loved you , I thought that it was really true , I thought there was a man inside of you....

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Come to me in my dreams, and thenBy day I shall be well again!For so the night will more than payThe hopeless longing of the day.Come, as thou cam'st a thousand times,A messenger from radiant climes,And smile on thy new world, and beAs kind to others as to me!Or, as thou never cam'st in sooth,Come now, and let me dream it truth,And part my hair, and kiss my brow,And say, My love why sufferest thou?Come to me in my dreams, and thenBy day I shall be well again!For so the night will more than payThe hopeless longing of the day.

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LISTEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME, NOW UR ON UR KNEES PLEADING AND BEGGING THAT SOMEONE RELEASE U FROM THE HELL UR ABOUT TO ENTER I HOPE U FUCKING SPIT OUT EVERY LITTLE LIE U EVER TOLD ABOUT ME AND FUCKING FACE UP AND SAY IT WAS U AND THAT IM SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN U EVER COULD AND TRUST ME .....UR NOTHING ,,,,UR SPAM AND THE WORST THAT HAS EVER HIT THIS FUCKING PLANET EARTH !!!! FUCK THAT !!!!!

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I just thought it was funny, everytime i get a low photo rating like a 2 or a 3, when i click to see which photo, thinking its amazing people can find others THAT repulsive, i notice the picture is always of my boyfriend. i think i sense jealousy in some people =P It honestly makes me laugh. Though i am sure if he had his own, he'd have woman wanting his cute booty all the time. EDIT!: So i get alot of low ratings myself, but i've seen some of the ugliest "woman" on here, and they are getting like all 10's... are people just tryign to be nice? I seriously just saw a woman who looked like a scary ass butch man... wtf is up with that? this site's kinda retarted. And i HATE how they compare themselves to myspace. Becuase this site and Myspace are two totally differnt websites with two wayyy differnt concepts. grr i am frustrated

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Which Female Rockstar are you? Gwen StefaniLead singer of No Doubt You kick massive amounts of ass on a daily basis. Your music is upbeat, happy ska/punk, and so is your personality. You've got the energy and the attitude to put on a killer show. Your life is all about your boys, and who could ask for better ones? Whether you're chilling with your man, Gavin from Bush, or rocking out with your best friends (your band), you can be one of the guys, while looking like one of the sexiest girls alive! The best part is, unlike most female celebrities, it's not only your body that makes you hot (although those abs don't hurt). Your style, energy, and personality are the things that most your fans adore about you. Your hair changes with your mood, but it always looks great whether it's platinum blonde, blue, pink, or brown. You can take any outfit and turn it into a fashion statement; whether it's a sports bra and diamond jewlery, or a bathing suit top and baggy pants. And no matter what peop

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So. I am sitting here at 2:45 in the afternoon, with absolutly NOTHING to do. I am so effing bored. XD I can't call a friend to come keep me compnay, because sadly, I don't have any. BUT!! I applyed for like 5 jobs last night. Wish me luck! I need a job... +Me+

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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... The eSPIN Personality Test MY RESULT:The Thinker You're smart, and you know what? You totally know it. You value brains above almost anything else, which is pretty good. (Better than valuing, say, booties). But you also tend to get cocky about your own intelligence. Keep up with the intellectual pursuits, but don't be afraid to be wrong every once in a while. Seriously - stupidity can be cute! Take This Quiz!

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Name: Bill Birthday: September 26, 1982 Birthplace: Springfield, MA Current Location: Somewhere in Massachusetts :D Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blond Height: 5'9 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Ethnicity: French...and a little English The Shoes You Wore Today: None Your Weakness: Stuff :D lol Your Fears: Snakes...spiders...vagina's Your Perfect Pizza: ANY! :D Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Die. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still alive? Your Best Physical Feature: Haha, none! Your Bedtime: Uhh...whenever Your Most Missed Memory: None. Pepsi or Coke: Both... MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Single or Group Dates: Neither Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: NONE!! Gives me the shakes :S Do you Smoke: .............GRR!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!! lol Do you Swear: Never have and never will! Do you Sing: Lalala a