Fubar Blog Posts 2

Haiti
a long time ago there were a group of people who worshiped the petrols of the forrest and of the afterworld. these people all came together and prayed to their petrols for freedom, when the deal was made a tree was planted on a mountainside that symbolized freedom.

Hai ThẰng BẠn
1.Học cùng lớp nhưng ở hai trường khác nhau, gặp nhau trong một tổ chức đòan thể. Người ta nhìn vào thấy hai thằng có những dáng vẻ, tính cách trái ngược. Một thằng to cao, một thằng ốm, bé. Một thằng miệng”tía lia”, hay nói, “phun cả bọt mép”, một thằng ít nói. Một thằng thích viết, sáng tác …một thằng cầm đàn thì chỉ ”tửng, từng, tưng.”.nhưng lại hay góp ý, phê bình ( ít, nhiều đều có “ý”)…vậy mà lại hay đi chung, chơi với nhau….Có những lúc hắn làm “chim xanh”, gửi ca khúc bạn hắn viết mà không dám gửi. Bề ngoài, nghĩ hắn chắc chưa có cô gái nào lọt vào mắt, hoặc hắn chưa biết g

Ha Its A Virgin Ya Baby
OKAY EVERYONE THIS IS THIS GUYS FIRST TIME EVER TO BE IN A GIVE AWAY OR A CONTEST.. HES NEVER WON ANYTHING ON HERE BEFORE.. DAMN THATS JUST CRAZY AZZ S!TH IF YOU ASK ME.. SO YOU GUYS THIS IS PRETTY IMPORTANT HERE. WE MAY JUST HAVE A NEW FU ADDICT JOINING US.. SO I KNOW WE ALL HATE BOMBING AND ITS ENOUGH HALF TIME TO MAKE US WANNA PULL OUR HAIR OUT BUT WE GOT TO HELP BREAK THE BOMBING CHERRY.. SO HES WORKING ON A ONE MONTH VIP FOR 10K IN COMMENTS.. LETS HOOK HIM UP A BIT OKAY.. ROCK ON LETS BOMB.....

Haiti
Ok. I'm sure if anyone took the time out to read this blog, I'm gonna guess the majority are going to think I'm a cold-hearted bitch for what's to come, but I don't care. I'm already sick and fucking tired of hearing about this, just as I was sick and fucking tired of hearing about 9/11. It's a tragedy. I get it. 9/11 I was more tolerant with because it happened in our country. However, it covered the news for years and was irritating. Just like this Haiti thing is. I can't turn on the weather channel or any fucking news channel to see what's going on in the city, state, country, or world without that stupid thing taking up every second of air time. I get it. It's terrible. It sucks. Really, I do understand. However, what about our country? Why are so many people wanting so badly to help out all these other fucking countries when we have huge problems here as it is? There are plenty of children in this country that are homeless or orphans that need to be adopted. There are plenty of

Haiti
ok... guys i need alot of opinions on this,Given the fact our economy is in the toilet,and the for some reason haitis government seems mia on helping their country would do think about it should we be helping this country in thier time of need. Or just Fend for our own country? * comment approval is on but i will approve every comment when i come on this evening thanks

Haiti Pt. 2
http://current.com/items/91925312_where-was-america-before-the-earthquake-when-haitian-kids-were-slaves-eating-mudcakes-to-survive.htm That article really pisses me off. First off, why the fuck is it OUR job to help WHAT SO EVER? How many fucking Americans are down there right now helping, that are simply volunteers, or nurses or doctors? Donating their precious time, not asking for money, and taking care of them? Hmmm? How much help and money and man power are they getting from other countries? This whole issue is really irritating me like no other. If people are gonna bitch about us helping, or say that "we only get involved when its high profile" how about we just fucking let all the poor, pathetic, useless, and worthless countries deal with shit on their own from now on? How about we focus on our OWN country and send our troops to our OWN states within, and let them fucking fend for themselves for a while and wait as they come crying, begging, whining, and bitching for help like

Haiti
HaitiCan we learn any lesson from Haiti?Is it Almighty’s curse or pity?Are we prepared to pay heavy price?Will we not change and be very nice/How many 9/11 or Haiti will take place/Seems nature is in fury and in raceTo wipe out complete out look or faceNot a single thread will be left to traceWe are digging our own graveNo solutions but putting front braveInviting troubles for unnatural actsThese are known and emerging factsEarth is deprived of gases and becoming hollowCreating vacuum which does not allowEarth to retain its original solid structureBurdening self with deep holes and fractureGas emission is alarmingly exceedingSky is loosing layer from shieldingRivers are inspire and not recedingAir is polluted and diseases spreadingMany islands may disappear in times to comeRise of sea level is matter of concern and not welcomePretty small things drive the population to starvationIt is not far that we may face soon complete annihilationPalaces and buildings will come down like pac

Hai U Guys!!
Well I'm all back and shit from off of my holidays. It was super, and being back kinda sucks. I twisted my ankle while I was away, so now I'm all gimpy. And I almost have what might be called the vaguest beginnings of a suntan. Kinda. Anyways, here's hoping I've rejuvenated all the ole batteries and are fit for active duty again. Spotlight today?

Haka
check out this video clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCky1H_fiU It is the NZ National Rugby team, The All Blacks, with the debut of their new haka from a year or so back. I would put the clip here but don't know how. I did ask in the cherry support lounge but the answer I got was a waste of time and no help whatsoever. So if anybody has even bothered to read this and knows how to do it please message me.

Haka Flower
Energy is finite. Transformation is natural, needed, but change is difficult. I planted the seed of a giant sunflower while I prayed to be used as a conduit for the healing of Harper. I was denied. No explanations - just the knowledge that I was not needed for that purpose. All that I could watch grow was the fragile sunflower as it rose to meet the warmth of the sun, from its bed of moist earth. I do watch it. It teaches me. Just like Harper taught me - that life is for living. Death will arrive in time, in spite of a Chi Chi that wants so badly to heal and nurture. So we lived our time together. We did a pretty good job. Now I nurture the sunflower planted with the fervent prayers and supplication of a desperate person. It will grow, up towards the sun, and the seeds that will fill the flower top will also fill the bellies of the birds and animals that eat it. In turn they will spread the seeds to other parts of the forest and fields. And on and on it goes... Harper will have

Hakgrazat
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Haku 2
We as humans depend too much on looks everyday we are competing in contest only for self-gradification. We become slaves to an image that doesn't fit us, break free and be yourself. No matter how many pictures you take, not matter what kind makeup you purchased big business only want your soul

Haku 3
Wake up black people, wake up if we want to be taken seriously in today sociality we must take care of the shit at home. The senseless hating on your fellow brother must end, the violence in streets over nothin must come to a halt, the way we raise our young children must change. What happen to black unity we need that and if we ever want to raise and overcome we must drop the slave mentality and have a new way of thinking. BLACK POWER!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

Hakuna Matada My Friends!!
I was fortunant to be invited by a friend of mine to go see the "Lion King" ,the broadway show on tuesday. If any of you are reading this lemme tell ya...it was SPECTACULAR!! I dont go to many plays/musicals,and it was kind of long, I got out of there at 1040pm. But I never checked my watch once, or asked anyone what time it was. I've never seen the movie either, so I didnt know the plot of it . I was so blown away!!!!!! The actors had such talent ,and a few times I was moved to tears. Either its a good musical or I am pms-ing,because it was moving. Of course the plot is young Simba will someday be king of the jungle ,and has to be rescued out of a few scrapes by his dad, Moustafa.(spelling) . Meanwhile his jealous uncle would like to be king,also, and would like to off his brother, or his nephew. He enlists the help of a few hyena friends in the process. The people who play the characters are really humanlike and animal like at the same time. They wear animal costumes ...but not

Hala Hala
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Hal And The End Of The World
Everyday Hal would get up at precisely 7am. Take precisely 2 minutes to sit and contempate his life. Noting a pad any changes in his routine. Extra stops on the bus. whether some one was particularly loud at work. Anything that needed correcting. He would weigh in, then having corrected his timetables he would look at his watch. check the time against the 3 clocks in his simple bedroom. The wall clock, diigently set to the time clock at his job. The clock radio,with atomic time set to self correct. and then the simple alarm clock, that he brought from his childhood into adulthood. He would wind the alarm clock, place it caerefully on the night stand and two minute drill over, stand and go into his bathroom. Complete his morning constitutional and shower in 10minutes. Then at 7:15am enter the kitchen and make toast and coffee. At 7:32am on his watch. he always checked his watch, Hal would arrive at the bus stop. Hals entire life was organized and by the time on his watch.

Halbfinale
Halbfinale 01.02 17:30 Deutschland 32 : 31 Frankreich 01.02 20:00 Polen 36 : 33 Dänemark Viertelfinale 30.01 17:30 Polen 28 : 27 Russland 30.01 17:30 Deutschland 27 : 25 Spanien 30.01 20:00 Island 41 : 42 Dänemark 30.01 20:00 Kroatien 18 : 21 Frankreich Platzierungsspiele 01.02 15:00 Spanien 27 : 35 Kroatien 01.02 17:30 Russland 28 : 25 Island

Halcyon
Halcyon I Adore thee gentle lady With all my heart, soul might and majik; with thee I am new. Family I have none, friends I have few. People I know and care for little or none. You with me; wilt we become one? Kingfisher Bird of grace… Halcyon days come again when I look upon thy face. Creator of All look upon us we two your children of light Let our love burn long and bright. Smooth our path as we walk towards you. Carry with us thy light and thy song; carry it to the many and the few. Fisher Of Kings, Mother who calms the storm and the sea. Halcyon legend hear my plea!

Halcyon
halcyon HAL-see-uhn, noun: 1. A kingfisher. 2. A mythical bird, identified with the kingfisher, that was fabled to nest at sea about the time of the winter solstice and to calm the waves during incubation. adjective: 1. Calm; quiet; peaceful; undisturbed; happy; as, \"deep, halcyon repose.\" 2. Marked by peace and prosperity; as, \"halcyon years.\"

Haley
Hey guys, I’m Haley, I am going to the University of Florida for college I am the naughtiest, kinkiest, and definitely the horniest little girl around campus. I love being a bad girl. And I love getting caught being naughty just so I can get spanked. I love to have my tight little cunt fucked and sometimes I fuck myself until cum all over. My college teaher have been teaching me alot and I bet you can teach me to be the perfect little cocksucker. My hot little pussy is so wet. Once you taste this sweet little tight little pussy, you will never want to stop sucking on it. I am ready for anything guys, I am a naughty little college coed around campus that loves to be dominated by teachers. I am sure you can teach me to be a little slut. I am definitely into role-play, fetishes, girl-next-door, and many many more. Call me 1-888-697-6557 for Phone Sex

Haley Wants To Godmother!
Haley only has 200k til GodMother she's a great friend of mine and could really use your help leveling. She's adding new photos for everyone to rate and she has plenty of stash also and I'm sure she wont complain if yah wanna bling her also. Heres her link go show her some Fu-Love. AIRBAGS!! My account was hacked give me time to get it all set again@ fubar

Haley's Final Diagnosis
So we are finally home. It was a long 3 days, but well worth it. The testing didn't go as planned. The doctors had hoped Haley's blood sugar would have dropped more before her Ketone output rose too high, unfortunately, it was the opposite and in just 6 hours her Ketones tripled. They stopped the testing, drew the blood they needed and sent away for the results. This morning, after eating last night, her blood sugar dropped unexpectedly which they had to take into consideration with all the other results. They came in and talked with me and said that as they thought before, it is Ketotic Hypoglycemia. Instead of trying to write it out, I am going to copy and paste below the information about it. We also recieved a "No Wait" order for the ER. Any time we need to go to the ER for this, she has an order to be taken back immediately for an IV and a glucose test. I like that she won't have to wait and risk her blood sugar bottoming out or having a seizure. So anyway, we are all home and

Haley
*****Attention Fu Friends and Fam***** I wanted to do a pimped out bully each week for a woman of fubar that is truly Like a Diamond!This week i picked a woman that is beautiful on the inside and out! She is always thinking of others and is truly a Honest!True!Real! Friend! This Woman is Like a Diamond!!! Her name is Haley..she is 23yrs old and is one of the sweetest and most caring person that i have had the honor of meeting on fu! Never in my life have i known someone who is so Out going!She is Simply Amazing! Haley was born with a brittle bone disease called Osteogenesis Imperfecta.She is in a wheelchair and can not walk. Even though she has this disibility it does not define who she is! She Has amazing CONFIDENCE!!! She is Beautiful!She is Sexy!She has a heart of Gold!She is Smart!She is She is Straight to the Point and i love that about her!! ***Plz Go show her lots of Love!! F/R/A her if you have not yet! Re rate her if u have! spank her page hard with lots

Half-hangit Maggie
Maggie Dickson, a Musselburgh fish-wife, broke the 'Concealment of Pregnancy' law after an affair with an innkeeper. The baby died after the birth and she left the corpse on a riverbank. But the body was found and identified, and Maggie was hanged in the Grassmarket in 1728. Afterwards, people heard noises from the burial cart - upon opening the coffin they discovered Maggie wasn't as dead as she ought to have been. If Maggie had been hanged in England, the poor woman would have been strung up again, as English law dictated that a person must be hanged until dead. But under Scots law Maggie was legally dead - and was allowed to go free. She went on to have more children and live a long life running an ale house. There's now a pub named after her on West Port, just off the Grassmarket.

Half Angel
about 4 months ago I set out on this idea for pictures, of me with angel wings, but I wanted to do something different, didn't want to photoshop a drawing or buy a set.. so i figured go big and draw the wings myself. I know it would take some work, and not sure how it would come out. Armed with paper and a pencil I went to work, but I procrastinated, more difficult than i thought.. whew.. only thing, it's a bit smaller than planned So, for the time being, one wing took much work, but I might start workin on the other soon.. someday

Half Blind
apparently i'm almost totally blind in my left eye now. between a blunt force head trauma from a couple of years ago (looong story not worth going over for the 1000th time, and that half of you probably know already anyway.), and having a pitbull lock onto it when i was 4-years-old, it has decided to quit working for shit. now i've seen (LOL!) this coming for quite some time. probably since i was about 7 and the eye doctor told my parents "his left eye's fucking everything up for the right one, and he can't see a foot in front of his face." ok, so he didn't use those exact words but, you get the point. anyway, what i'm trying to say is, i'm not gonna whine like some emo kid. instead, i'm gonna ask... new glasses, that'll probably have a lens the thickness of a fucking 2X4??? or... just sport an eye patch all old school pirate style??? i'm actually crossing my fingers and hoping it turns all white and dead looking. that would just look cool as fuck. then i'll just say sod off to the

The Half - Wit ( Oh Sooooootrue!!!)
The Half - Wit A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.

Half Full Or Half Empty
How come nothing seems fair to me? How come the world has me scared to be? Why can't people walk home alone? How come every time the phone rings, it's a fuckin bone? How come time's always leaving me dry? Why do all the wise men cry? How come there aint enough for everyone? **how come u can't take back the shit u've done?** How come broke people, they stay poor? Riches get more and bolt-lock the doors How come everyone has panic attacks? We need pills just to chill and relax How come we always jumpin off so quick? Why's the air we breathe always making us sick? How come the news always tryin to scare you? Suicide bomber standin near you How come new shit becomes old so fast? How come everything was so much fresher in the past? How come we all supposed to act a certain way? Why we always gotta watch the shit that we say? Why? How come people love to start shit? How come that little kids heart quit? How come all the good is so out of reach? Why is there broken gla

Half Naked
IM JUST BROWSING AROUND ON CHERRY TAP AND COME TO REALIZE SOMETHING...WELL ITS OBVIOUS.NOW NO DISRESPECT TO THESE PEOPLE AT ALL SO PLEASE DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY I JUST LIKE TO SAY IT HOW IT IS.I WONDER IF I SHOULD POST SOME PROACITIV PICTURES OF ME ON HERE JUST SO I CAN BE ON A HIGH LEVEL. I DO HAVE SOME YA KNOW. DO I REALLY CARE? NOT REALLY BUT JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN..HE HE.WHY NOT? I KNOW DAM WELL IF I DID I WOULD BE OFF THE CHAIN ...NO DOUBTING THAT. :) MAYBE ON THE DAYS WHERE I FEEL DOWN ON MY SELF, SELF CONSCIENCE OR JUST FUCKED UP HORMONES I CAN REFER TO MY CHERRY TAP PAGE AND "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" GET MY GOODIES WAY UP! LOL! IM SORRY I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY AS HELL. I LIKE COMPLIMENTS DONT GET ME WRONG WHO DOESNT BUT THAT JUST CRACKS ME UP.ANYWAYS I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE A FEW ON MY PAGE THOUGH CAUSE IM STILL A ROOKIE....LMAO!!!!!! ....ANYONE WHO WANTS TO ACTUALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER THOUGH LET ME KNOW AND MAYBE I WILL SHO

Half Story-fiction
Hmmm...what to transfer?...this one works well. It was a rpg room description for a now dead site. Bleh...anyway, it's called Stricken Redemption. Somewhere between the past and the future lies a providence isolated from the rest of the world. Those who are found unfit or incapable to be freed from the consequences of sin reside here. Vampirism... a disease that the world has feared for centuries had risen. Followers of the vampire cult, who more than anything wished to be like the walking dead they so admired began going to extreme lenghts to get what they wanted. Murders were cropping up all across the globe. What had began with good intentions, turned into a crime when fledgling vampires could not control the hunger that always rode them. Fanatics of lycanthropcy sought out the leaders of lycan society. Soon there were more preternatural creatures than there were humans. Religious activists and enthusiasts led a new holy war against the sins of the damned. Claiming that human kin

Half Hour Left In Bbw Round 2 Contest!!! Plz Read!!! I Need Yr Votes!!! Ty So So Much!!! Luv You Guys!!! Let's Do This!!! *hugs*
IM IN BBW ROUND 2 CONTEST AND I NEED ANY/ALL HELP I CAN GET!!! PLZ RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!! PLZ LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO REPAY YR GENEROSITY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!! MUAH!!! XOXOXOXOXOX, KATE :) JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW, THEN RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!!

The Half Blood Prince
The half blood prince The 6th book of the Harry Potter series. I had been waiting for this book to get here for a while, but it finally came and was what I was hoping for. The Harry potter series for those of you that aren’t familiar with the books or the movies, each one is a year in Harry’s life, and another year at “Hogwarts school of wizardy”. Obviously this is his sixth year at school and I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume that you have at least seen the movies (there are four of them so far) and the protagonist “lord Voldormort” has risen again (happened in the 4th movie) and now things are really getting bad for the good wizards, and not to great for the rest of the world (mostly Great Britton for now). I don’t think I’m ruining anything by saying that Harry makes it through to the end, since from the start of the series J.K Rowling said that she was going to be doing at least seven books in this series. And, hopefully you had already heard that a major char

Half Time Show
just a quick note...why would u have prince playing at the super bowl...wat happened to the good bands like maybe guns and roses or metallica...a band that will get u pumped not put u to sleep... PURPLE RAIN??? haha o and sorry for all u prince fans just not feelin at for a halftime show

Halfway Mark! Ya'll R Great!!!
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Half Ass Freindships Again!!!
I WENT THRU MAJOR SURGERY A WEEK AGO AND OUT OF ALL MY "FRIENDS" (WHICH THERE ARE ALOT...BOTH ONLINE AND IN PERSON) ONLY 2 CALL ME PERIODICALLY TO SEE HOW IM DOING!!! I UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE IS CRAZY BUT DAMN....I GUESS THAT IM GONNA START TREATING PEOPLE HOW IM TREATED....I JUST WONT GIVE A FUCK!!! I GAVE MY NUMBER TO QUITE A FEW PPL ON HERE SO THEY COULD CALL ME SOMETIME AND GUESS WHAT?!?!?! NOT THE FIRST PERSON HAS CALLED AND IF U ARE READING THIS...DONT FUCKING BOTHER!!!! IM NOT ASKING ALOT OUT OF ANYONE...JUST ATLEAST ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME!!! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVENT TALKED TO ME IN A WHILE...IM DOING OK. SURGERY WAS ON THE 6TH AND I HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SINCE THEN. I GO BACK ON WED. TO SEE IF I NEED TO HAVE FURTHER SURGERY. THAT IS MY RANT FOR THE DAY!!!

Half A Song
Hurt to a point that I can't breathe I didn't think you'd be the one to leave But you've gone and left a rift And you're only half of what I believed. There was stars at the sound of your voice Now this silence makes such horrible noise this new hell is crippling me What you've done will become your worst choice. (All my lyrics are rough copies. I'm such a perfectionist that probably only two or three lines of each poem will make it to the song.)

Half The Women On This Website Make Me Puke And Guys Stoop To There Level Men You Really Are Fucking Stupid Everyone Of You That Do This
You know why fucking women are always on top of the internet world its because men are so fucking stupid to make them that way alright allow me to explain im not a fucking idiot I understand fully whats going on on this bull shit site geeks and nerds see all anyways so women have on there profiles oh add me fan me rate me before you add me to my fantasy world and men fucking stoop down and do this its no wonder why women are oh so popular on this fucking website you dont see any popular guys except the muscle heads because its simple really I dont care if I loose friendship involving this I know for a fact this is pure 100% real ....so fuck you and your popularity enjoy it its the fucking internet wake the fuck up you dumb bitch.......im a man who speaks up and has balls not stick my tail between my legs and walk away....Now ill admit some of you have nice game but ehhh whatever I find the effort making me go home with a hurting brain so I quit...

Half Way There .. And Just A Little Distracted ..
Ok .. so I have almost all my stuff at the new place and find out that my wardrobe just wont fit in my new place... To big by 2 inches.. LOL .. Im not complaining .. but sheeish .. since when has being to big been a bad thing? Anyhow .. I guess Im living out of a suitcase for a while... LOL .. Now just to get the unpacking done ... *sigh* .. Ok so Im not at home or unpacking .. Im with the woman ... shoot me for wanting to spend time with her... Its a good distraction...

*~half Truths~*
*~Half Truths~* I was in this place where I didn’t matter. Spiraling down into nothingness Back where I didn’t want to be A place of empty words and un-kept promises. All I realized was I didn’t deserve better. This is the life I was meant to live That all changed. I had a wake up call. The brutal truth was given to me By someone closer to me than my family. He helped me realize I deserved better Then this destructive lifestyle I was falling into. A true friend that will always be there. A person I cherish dearly. He told me something that made me cry. I broke down when I looked at who I was becoming. A person I hated and longed to leave behind. I want to go back to liking me for me. And rid myself of empty promises and hurtful truths. The only truth is I am done, Done with the memories and words that only bring me down. So goodbye to the one person that makes me drown in my Own thoughts of inflict

Half Past Four
It was yesterday morning When the lonyness set in To many years of worry And wondering where I've been I hear the songs on the radio They all sound so strange to me We used to dance to a different tuneWhen I felt A little more free Oh I just don't feel like trying anymore No I just don't feel like trying anymore I died at three and it's now a half past four The days are gett'in shorter And the cold is sett'in in It's been another long year Soon coming to an end Those neon lights keep flashing Reaching out,Seem to spell my name Runn'in hard to keep ahead of years Run to hard and lost it all to fame Oh I just don't fell like trying anymore No I just don't feel like trying anymore I died at three an it's now a half past four. Jimbo/Copyright/11/19/75

Halfway Home......
Halfway Home [Current State of Mind] I'm halfway home and I'm on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind. I plan to leave here after supper time, that's when traffic is light. All I need is a sign and I'll be alright. I'll be fine. [Six Months Later] I used to think that I could just sleep and then I'd dream. And everything it would come to me. Until I woke one day without anything to eat, lying on the opposite side of the street. I'm halfway home and I'm still out on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind because it ain't my time to stay or say. I'll never lay down. [One Year Later] I used to think that I could just sit and wait for the time. But I know I gotta meet them halfway. I'm halfway home, I tried home running with the flow. I'm halfway there. Ain't it funny how everybody seems to care. I planned to get there around supper time, they're serving up bread and wine. All I needed was a sign and I'll be

Half Jack
Half underwater I'm half my mother's daughter A fraction's left up to dispute The whole collection Half off the price they're asking In the halfway house of ill repute Half accidental Half pain full instrumental I have a lot to think about You think they're joking? You have to go provoke him... I guess it's high time you found out It's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong You'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too Long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back I'm half jill And half jack Two halves are equal A cross between two evils It's not an enviable lot But if you listen You'll learn to hear the difference Between the halfs and the half nots And when i let him in i feel my stitches getting sicker I try to wash him out but like she said:the blood is thicker I see my mother in my face But only when i travel I run as fast as i can run But Jack comes tumbling after.... And when i'm brave

Half Naked Chicks, A Stage Show, And Babysitting A Drunkard
Well saturday was the fetish ball. It was fun after all the mess. Alot of people i knew came. There were several military buddies there too. One of them though decided to get overly drunk and then was left by his friends. Of course the caring natured person i was worked the show and took care of my friend as well in the process making others somewhat unhappy with me as I didn't really spend time with them. Then a solution came for my drunken friend. He was overly drunk so he went and slept in his truck. It worked. And so my night went better. I felt so happy because everyone was spending time with me. I was popular for a night in a world where I am usually ignored. I made new friends as well. My day was crazy and i am more than tired but all in all the night went way to fast. I will have pictures later. I hope to get in as part of the show at halloween as i truly loved every minute of working with the cast and crew.

Half Way....
Alright I noticed we had TONS of comments/mail. So we are back. I am going to let hubby J handle this account. I like to keep up with myspace and he will keep up with here. I will have to figure out how to do layouts for this site. :) Maybe if my lovely ex husband would ever send me my graphic programs I would love to use them. MUCH easier for me to use my MS Frontpage than anything. Adobe cost way to much! Especially on a free lancer's budget! Sorry to our friends we were gone for so long. We really needed to try to stay away from the drama but guess what...IT NEVER GOES AWAY!

Half Year Report :)
WOW..... 6 month r almost over lol unbelievable how stupid and shitty this year was so far... i thought it couldnt be worse when 2006 finished but 2007 is really... hm... dont even know a word.... i always try to think about something i did wrong and that life pays me back now.... there is no light in the tunnel at the moment and it seems like i lose so many special people with being a bitch ... but sometimes thats the only way i can stand this whole disaster .... when my son got sick this year..that was the worst moment in my life... i was alone..standing in this room and 1 million people asked me stupid questions...while i saw my son laying on the ground... and doctors tried to help him.. i was never ever so scared... losing my child would be the worst thing in the world.. i dont know what i would do without him.. he makes me smile everyday... he helps me as good as he can with his 4 years.. he is a great little boy and he is so strong.. i hate being the person who has to d

Half-finished Jobs Irritate Me
Consider my entire page NSFW from now on. Frankly, if I were your boss and caught you looking at fubar.com (or whatever name it is going by currently) at work, I'd put you on probation--possibly recommend you for termination (depending on what you were looking at here). This entire web site is "Not Safe for Work". IF YOU ARE AT WORK CLOSE THIS PAGE AND GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!

Half A Joint
HaLf A jOiNt Current mood: blah Category: Life HaLf a jOiNt got half a joint... chillin'. I can really appreciate having a HEAD FULL OF SHIT and the ability to not think about a damn thing. Reality vs. fantasy and one mo' again I seem to tightrope the thin line that divides the two. All the pieces are coming together in the ol' grand scheme of things... I've come a long way. My ass is moving forward and there is no turning back... rule 1: No Wasted Steps I firmly believe that I can be one cold-hearted motherfucker until someone or something comes along to earn my respect. I mean... how can i take something seriously if it can't even look me in the eye? "Bullshit" doesn't earn my respect... understand that shit completely, ok? I can smell bullshit from half the country away. Throwing it at me is only going to get me to see right through you instead of ever really seeing you there at all... know what i mean? I'm facing down my demons... re- earning the

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The Half Of You
Until you find the person who completes you... you would never know that all along... You are only half of whatever you were meant to be.. Find someone who completes you... Your other half, your better half... Someone whom you can't live without... And when you find that someone... Don't let go... Never take that someone for granted, For when you lose that person, It will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were... _dYaNiKa_

The Half Wit
There was an old cowhand who owned a small ranch in Montana . The Montana Wage &Hour Dept. Claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board." "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.

Halfway To Everywhere
You could be so energy Electricity You could be lightening You could be anything A masterpiece A revolutionary You can see what, you want to see Can you let it be? Learn or teach Im only halfway to everywhere Im thinking positively Positively This is possible They can say right or wrong Never hear this song Or look you in the eye Im getting rid of negativity Lose the loss in me Call it equality Good luck is a frame of mind Call it humankind And say its destiny

Half Naked Girls
Do you get sick of profiles of half naked girls with their breasts flashing at you? To get recognisition here, do you have to have photos of yourself in skimpy clothes? come on, where's the class? I guess thats the first thing I saw when I first came to 'fubar' were half naked chicks and I thought "oh its that kind of place" ... It took me awhile to decide weither I wanted to join this site or not. Anyway I want to maybe give this place a try and give it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I'll find some neat people to talk to with interesting things to discuss... P

"half A World Away "
"Half a World Away " Half a world away, she stares through the screened personalities, with eyes the color of the Pacific, wading in the entwined web, wondering if this masked world can hold some sense of truth for her. Half a world away, he shuffles endlessly, casual in his efforts, reluctant to depart from the surf, sinking into his enthralled thoughts of this verbose, yet vacant palace. Until arises a tide and by fate alone the two blue waves collide into one white withdrawing unity; however, the sounds they make are not quite the same. Hers holds a sweeter darkened tone, while his sighs in subtle oddities. So strange the current made that a unique bond is formed. Now gently swayed backwards the two are pulled within the vastness of the oceans. There they dance about the Earth, glimmering and reflecting laughter from one to the other, sparkling infinitely among the twilight. From half a world away they have drifted into each other. Unaware that t

Half Drunk
"Crazy is what the sane muster up amungst themselves to solidify the imaginary descrepincies. Making the walk with jaded dislexia the wrong way on a narrow trail paved with doubt brings definition to empty banter with a hollow resolve" "Danny Legend"

Half Naked People
As I sit here on fubar. I get very disqusted sometimes. Why do people have to put themselves out there with naked photo's? Are they that attention starved? Are they that hard up that they have to expose themselves to people they dont even know? Do they think that their boobs or their private area looks that much better then someone else's that they will get more photo views? I guess I am old school. I dont think it is appropriate to show your self naked to anyone other then your significant other or the doctor. No one needs to see that kind of thing. That just opens yourself up to a can of worms..and perhaps stalkers. There is nothing wrong with putting a photo of yourself up with your clothes on..people will look at that too. Just my thoughts for this morning.

"half Shit-faced" - The Queers
I think paying fuckin' rent sucks. I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks. I spilled a beer in the living room. I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. GO! Our ex-guitar player sucks. He ripped us off two hundred bucks. his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass And an ugly face to match.

Half Way There Please Help!!!!
IM MORE THEN HALF WAY TO THE END. NEED MORE HELP PLEASE!!! SOOOOOO PLEASE PEOPLE¡¦HELP A GIRL OUT..LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is the host of the contest Fan/Add/Rate him. Cup Of Joe@ fubar

Half Easily...
New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments Raintrops of that could rain whip on window glass Remaind me your tears five of ten what you cry , because of me half hate, half relief in your mind it,s half easily to let go easily cry pain inside you tears of sorrow-- than feel happy Now your mind is like that crey sky Outside you see those who are happy they enjoy life, they enjoy love they deserve that You deserve that too but you forget to enjoy

Half Moon Spell
Look at me wide eyed. Draw an ill informed sigh between lush parted lips, gloss tinted erotica trips softly moaned like mantras under bedazzled breath, dazed and drunken daredevil on inflammable infatuation. This is not staged, but the tinted lens of my perception, capturing the capturer of an aching attention between a raven black sky and a crimson black sea. Two downcast beacons, indigo black lash framed circles of eternity, ascending to nexus one fluttering blink at the time. Look at me wide awake, daydreamer, nightflyer. Pull like gravity my own gaze, descending towards a rising blush, and my will and breath to the naked texture, invitation in bloom. Framed just below two tense shoulders and just above a gentle silk embrace, fuelling my envy. Look at me, alert through seven senses. Smell my hair while you taste the hunger like acid milk on the tip of your tongue. And know, just know my presence in the faint quakes of a beating

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Half Full/half Empty
Why is it you embrace so tight such negativity? Only seeming to see the worst of it all in all that there is to see. A constant clouded perception on the darker side of things weighed down by the heavy sense of it all that such dread and depression brings. Don't you think that it might be better to arrange a little room for a bit of positive thinking instead of impending doom? Every cloud has a silver lining and there's a possibility when viewing without the blinders that even YOU might see... Past the gloom in the distance the sun is shinning bright cast aside such negative thinking and bask in the utter delight! You can view the cup as half empty or prefer to view it half full the choice my friend is yours to make which opinion you let rule.

Half Done??
we had our appt with the doc today about my son.Walked away with the same vague diagnosis as we had when we walked in. Doc suggests Ohio Legal Rights to push the school along in getting the iep. And that we should be getting mr/dd services too. Im very discouraged.. im pushed back to square one again.. and this time with a bigger fight to take on.

Half And Half
Drink Name: Half and Half Category: Beer-Based Glass Type: Beer Mug Our Rating: 4.90 out of 5 stars (10 votes) Ingredients: 1/2 pint(s) Guinness 1/2 pint(s) Harp Directions: Pour one half pint of Harp into a pint glass. Then use the back side of a spoon while pouring the Guinness, this will lead to less foam. Let settle, then have a few, your Irish Eyes will be shining. This is just like a Black and Tan, only better. It has a really nice black gold contrast, just don't let it sit too long because the Guinness will fall after a while.

The Half That Makes Me Whole
I searched for you , Upon every hill. My unmasked passion, Weaker still, I reached for you , with maimed hands , They streached and reached , To distant lands, My soul weeped , In river beds , And wilted forests, With the pain they shed , I altered the Hinge of every question , As wild amazement fastened on , And as the gentel summer beckoned , In wonderment I crept alone, I transformed the earth , And branchs grew, Vivd colors spilling , Onto every painters hue, Sent out my hearing , If only to hear , That you were close by , But none was near, I wept for days , Flooding lands , Constant sorrow , As my eyes scanned, I uprooted trees , As harsh winds blew , My fury screaming , Yet still.... I could not find you . I surpassed the sun , And captured the moon , It was a gift to give to you , If only I could find you soon , The mountian tops I brought to ground , The seas i rumaged throug, L

Half Lit, Time For A Beer.
Why am I writing this when I have had enough adult kool-aids that I am past tipsy? I am just not ready for hitting the hay yet. So here I am sitting in the dark, trying to type on my laptop with fingers too big and clumsy to hit the right keys. (Another great use for spell check.) I have no rant, as I already got my bitching done at the bar, and all that is left is the happy drunk that sits in the corner and tells everyone they are "The Best". I guess I could pull a bottle or two from the fridge and push myself deep into the dark areas of alcohol consumption, but watching my old room make sit in the dark and drink alone was alway the most pathetic act I had ever seen. Is sitting alone typing in the dark any better? Good question. I don't know, and am feeling too good to care. So what to write when I can hardly type??? Well, I do not think I am going to come up with any great thinking right now. No better mouse trap. No plan for world peace. And no fantastic insight into the human cond

Half Life
Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well Fictitious styles of living We've expected to work But this is all your giving Half of what your worth Pigeon hold in battles Overtones of snow in her clutch Falling through lines One more breath destroys the best of you The death of you Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well A precious gift embedded deep within your skin But parasitic pleasures are closer than kin Please expose your shadows Such concerns are products of love Falling in lies One more fraud destroys our trust in you Our love for you Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well As you kiss the abstract And pray it's everything you'd hoped for The smell of her, the thrill of her The fruit of her, the use of her Is killing everything that you've worked for The smell of her, the

Half And Half
Category: Beer-Based Glass Type: Beer Mug Ingredients: 1/2 pint(s) Guinness 1/2 pint(s) Harp Directions: Pour one half pint of Harp into a pint glass. Then use the back side of a spoon while pouring the Guinness, this will lead to less foam. Let settle, then have a few, your Irish Eyes will be shining. This is just like a Black and Tan, only better. It has a really nice black gold contrast, just don't let it sit too long because the Guinness will fall after a while.

Half Price Big Macs For Fighting Global Warming
TOKYO - A Japanese government website crashed Wednesday as people raced to take up an offer of a half-price McDonald's hamburger in exchange for pledging to fight global warming. The Japanese unit of the US burger giant Tuesday offered a Big Mac for 150 yen (1.3 dollars), about half the normal price, to anyone demonstrating a commitment to preventing climate change. People were asked to check up to 39 boxes on a form they could download from the environment ministry's website, each listing a way of reducing carbon dioxide emissions blamed for global warming. "We started seeing a rise in access yesterday and it surged this morning. We are now trying to restore the system," said Kenji Someno, who heads the ministry's Lifestyle Policy Office. It was the ministry's first system crash following a corporate offer related to environmental efforts. "McDonald's is such a familiar name with people and they eat there often. The Big Mac discount gives them the strong impression that

Half-truism
One is for envy And one just for spite The cuts in my heart They show in your eyes Don’t make it better The twisting knife Turns all by itself Move on to someone else Your self-liberation Will leave this behind Beyond slings and arrows That rain on our minds You’ll make it better Shake it off It never mattered anyway If we don’t make it alive Well it’s a hell of a good day to die All our light that shines strong Only lasts for so long And it’s ashes to ashes again Should we even try to pretend? All our light that shines strong Only lasts for so long The banner you’re waving Is burning and red It’s blocking the sunlight That shines overhead You against the world Diamonds and pearls Voices inside you churn Watch the city burn Your own liberation Will leave them behind All the slings and arrows That rain on your mind Don’t make it better Break it cause It never mattered anyway

Half A Head
At the produce section of the local market, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The young attendant said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there that wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canad

Half Full Or Half Empty ?
Half Full Or Half Empty ? Seasons Change Night Becomes Day And People Change . That’s What It’s All Bout These Days Ninja’s You Can All Relate To Not Having A Easy Life Trying Hard To Make Threw Your Day With Out Screaming Out Load Is A True Task In Itself Yall I Have Never Been One To Have A Day Go By With Out Finding A Way To Make It Worse With Out Even Trying There Are Times When I Stop And Question Why ? Why Should I Keep This Up Why Bother At All . I Think Why Bother Wither Away Worrying About What I Could Have Done To Avoid The Wicked Shit That Falls Down On Me Every Day And It’s A Tough Thing I Would Just Rather Turn My Back And Walk Away But I Don’t I Just Keep Going And Try To Make Sure That I Don’t End Up Repeating The Same Mistakes But Some Times I Can’t Undo The Damage I Do In The Mistakes I Make And People Get There Feelings Hurt And They Never View You The Same Way Again And It Hurts Me For I Know I Lose Ground And Can Never Regain There Respect . So I Put That On Ever

Half Nelson
Saw this at the weekend. That film where Ryna Gosling plays a crack addict teacher who gets caught by, and then befriends, one of his students. Whichs ounds ridiculous, but is actually a really well-made sympathetic piece of drama. Good stuff. 'Lars And The Real Girl', which he's also in, is also great.

Half Gone... *by Me*
I feel so stupid Every time I think of you Time wasted Love lost Wishing I could tell The difference between right And what is so wrong I believed you I thought you cared Thinking of u made me so happy And now all I can do Is cry at the simple thought of you You broke my heart without a doubt I never though you’d dream of hurting me But here I am overwhelmed with pain Not even knowing what to do I thought u would be there When I needed you the most But instead you broke me When my heart couldn’t take it You push me down and beat me When I was already half gone…

Half-breed Muslin
Andy Lacasse, a Korean War veteran and militant supporter of Hillary, placed this sign in his front yard. His neighbors are not happy. One neighbor, Steve Rice, said "If you're going to attract attention, at least make sure your spelling is right." Since Lacasse properly hyphenated the word "half-breed," Rice may be referring to Lacasse's use of the word "muslin." To clarify, I turned to the Online Etymology Dictionary for some history of the word "muslin": 1609, "delicately woven cotton fabric," from Fr. mousseline, from It. mussolina, from Mussolo "Mosul," city in northern Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) where muslin was made, from Arabic Mawsil. Like many fabric names, it has changed meaning over the years, in this case from luxurious to commonplace. In 13c. O.Fr., mosulin meant "cloth of silk and gold." The meaning "everyday cotton fabric for shirts, bedding, etc." is U.S., 1872. It's unclear which meaning Lacasse intended. Is he saying that Obama is (half) woven from

Half Of Me
Half of Me What you see now What is left behind Is an empty shell As fate has been unkind Just when I started To have time by your side The house was emptied And my life lost it's stride You Are the best part of Me Now I have nothing left Taken from me was my heart Under the rug my feelings swept Now when the world looks A formless shadow it will see A faded mirage in the distance All that is here is Half of Me

Half Jill, Half Jack
My father...I love him but sometimes...most of the time...he can be a real asshole. I wish I could get away from everything...start over. Thought I would post some lyrics That pretty much sum it up. I can't think of any better words to say it...so... half jack By The Dresden Dolls half underwater i'm half my mother's daughter a fraction's left up to dispute the whole collection half off the price they're asking in the halfway house of ill repute half accidental half pain full instrumental i have a lot to think about you think they're joking? you have to go provoke him... i guess it's high time you found out it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back i'm half jill and half jack two halves are equal a cross between two evils it's not an enviable lot but if you listen you'll learn to hear the difference betw

Half-life
I see the pictures in my mind I hide the pain behind my smile Anger in my eyes stabbing back at you What you have done will stay inside me Take away the pain and leave me empty A shell with nothing to cling to I feel every barb, hate every word These feelings make me suffer Never saw a reason to feel this, I just do Force myself to live through this I'm afraid to stay here, alone Darkness feeds on my fear I look for the light at the end of the tunnel It's warmer here, safer in the thorns Part of me wants to end this Half of me wants to stay where it's warm

Half-wit
Just rolls off the tongue nicely half-wit (hfwt, häf-) n. Slang A foolish or stupid person. half-witted adj. half-witted·ly adv. half-witted·ness n. Thesaurus 1. half-wit - a person of subnormal intelligence changeling, cretin, idiot, imbecile, moron, retard mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense) simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense 2. half-wit - a stupid incompetent person dimwit, doofus, nitwit colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense

Half The World
Half the world hates What half the world does every day Half the world waits While half gets on with it anyway Half the world lives Half the world makes Half the world gives While the other half takes Half the world is Half the world was Half the world thinks While the other half does Half the world talks With half a mind on what they say Half the world walks With half a mind to run away Half the world lies Half the world learns Half the world flies As half the world turns Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half Half of us divided Like a torn-up photograph Half of us are trying To reach the other half Half the world cares While half the world is wasting the day Half the world shares While half the world is stealing away

Half Here, Be Back Soon
i finalized my move saturday, but not w/o getting messed up pretty bad. I went ad got the moving truck, parked it, and when i went to get out somehow fell down onto my knees, twistig one leg under me pretty good. needless to say i was about useless to help my friends move me and right now w/o my pc's hooked up cause i cat get under the desk and do everything. so ill be back online in a few days (i hope) when i can actually use my knees , until then just have this slow ass laptop. miss all my fu friends ***hugs***

Half The Sky
“Hey, Comrade Mom, I’m Heading to the Disco!” “The world has changed.” Thus the bizarre ritual of foot binding, a cruel technique to satisfy the particular aesthetic prejudices of a time long ago stand out in sharp contrast, drawing expressions of awe, wonder and amazement from even those most intimate to one who wears this social scar. Foot binding, once a common practice involving the forced deformation of the feet of little girls was a practice rooted in matrimonial customs with the acknowledged aesthetic being that small feet were more desirable and thus created a better chance of the girl securing a more favorable husband. Much like the western practice of castration, the practice of foot binding wouldn’t’ survive long into the 20th Century, the last of its victims now cultural oddities, relics of a time long past. The world had changed. Cultures change and customs therein reflect. It was once the custom in China (as with wide swath

Half-truisms
One is for envy, and one just for spiteThe cuts in my heart, they show in your eyesDon't make it betterThe twisting knife turns all by itself onto someone elseYour self-liberation will leave this behindBeyond swings and arrows, there ain't alibi (?)Don't make it betterShake it off, it never mattered anywayIf we don´t make it aliveIt´s a hell of a good day to dieAll our lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longAnd it´s ashes to ashes againShould we even try to pretendOur lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longThe banner you're waving is burning in redIt's blocking the sunlight, that shines overheadYou against the worldDiamonds and pearls, voices inside the...Watch the city burnYour own liberation will leave them behindOn the swings and arrows, there ain't no alibi ???Don't make it betterBreak it 'cause it never mattered, anywayIf we don´t make it aliveIt´s a hell of a good day to dieAll our lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longAnd it´s ashes to ashes againShould we

Halftime
Coach is in the front yelling but you cant hear him...You are to busy sittn there with your head between your knees. Thinking of all the mistakes you have made and of all the shots you should have took but didn't, plays you could have made but let pass you by. How you should have listen to your coaches instruction more in practice. Now maybe you have never played any sports or ever experienced a locker room. But im talking about life which is just like a sport in which we have all did things we wish we hadnt , there were shots in life we wanted to take but were to fearful to try. We have played our first half so badly but know we have so much more inside of us.So here we sit at halftime no matter your age young or old. With the chance to go out and play the best 2nd half we ever have.You might think oh but ive made so many mistakes or went down one to many wrong roads i just dont see a way out or a chance for a better life..Well im here to tell ya there is one who can turn it

Half Naked Pics And Breast Shots And Missleading Body Jester Pics
EVERYTHING TYPED HERE IS MEANT WITH ALL THE RESPECT IN THE WORLD ladies do me a favor make up ur minds. this is for all the ladies that have anything that was covered in subject and post in there about me area no yim no cam and dont shout me. pls pic a side to be on the tease and sexy side or the just want to make freinds and help each other make points there is no stradling the fence here so to speak u ithere atract with simple type pics to get simple freinds or racey pics and u attract racy type friends. the pics in the subject sugest sex and playfyllness u dont want it dont post it.

Halftime.
The house was quiet; he was sitting there watching a football game on television when she walked into the house. She walked over to him and kisses him softly on the lips before kicking her heals off and sliding out of the pants she is wearing. She folds her pants and lays them over the arm of the couch before curling up next to him on the couch with her feet tucked up under her ass. He leans over and kisses her forehead before grabbing her one leg a pulling it over his lap so that she is straddled over top of him. She sighs and curls up into his chest, her head buried into his neck. She breaths in deeply, taking in the scent of his cologne deeply into her lungs. She again sighs and wiggles into him closer, He wraps his arms around her as she does so, she can feel his cock bounce to life under the lace of her panties. He kisses her shoulder and she lifts her head up to look into his eyes, as she does he kisses her passionately. While they kiss they let their hands explore each oth

Half Of
What do you think of a girl friend with who I fight against half of the time? Does not have any problem taking a separate vacation and as a mother I would want her to have her perspective correct. She does not need a boy friend who has a mind but a puppet she can manipulate in any way she chooses. Email Deb. Glory to God N

Half A Life
Shadows, over my life, darkness around my heart, cutting the pain away, is only just a start. living with regret and what might have been, has left me a hollow shell empty from within. I need you to bring your light, to chase away the night, and end this torment of my soul, before I lose control. I need your fiery passion to to turn the demons that now reside, and eat me, and rip me apart on the inside. Living half a life, I travel my path searching for the sight, of you waiting for me, with your a half life of your own. together to be one, the world could come undone, but I would be happy to know that together we are one...

Half The Creep (new)
Yesterday you were the martyr seedToday you feed the terror behind your needYour sweet has turned to sourCause you fene the face you hide betweenYou think you're on the runBut your schemes are so far goneYour sickness one to devourBut your sickness known to be a loaded gunAll these scars you love to leaveAre mere nothing left for one to believeThese scars you leave they cowerNow you leave me nothing, nothing too conduciveNow my thoughts are undecisive screamsNo need to replace all my open seamsNow I'm half the dream half the dowerThe disempowered sublime none deemsThese thoughts dont need to thinkThese eyes distraught begin to sinkLife instills feelings none to scourNow I'm half the creep to sink.

Half A Life
Shadows, over my life, darkness around my heart, cutting the pain away, is only just a start. Living with regret and what might have been, has left me a hollow shell empty from within. I need you to bring your light, to chase away the night, and end this torment of my soul, before I lose control. I need your fiery passion to turn the demons that now reside, and eat me, and rip me apart on the inside. Living half a life, I travel my path searching for the sight, of you waiting for me, with your a half life of your own. Together to be one, the world could come undone, but I would be happy to know that together we are one...

Hal Is Pushing Me Away
I have tryed to be with Hugh but he is pushing me away. he acts so selfish sometimes, acting like hes the only one whos gets stressed out, like he is the only one with problems. HUGH YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF. If you dont start thinking about SOMEONE ELSE besides your own DAMN SELF all the fucking time, You can kiss me, and this relationship *goodbye*! I am not fucking kidding. So keep acting like a selfhish asshole to me and see what happens! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Halifax Explosion Dec 6 1917 Please Read.
On Dec. 6, 1917, a collision in Halifax Harbour led to the biggest man-made explosion in the world before the era of the atomic bomb. The blast levelled most of the city and sent shards of glass and burning debris flying for miles. It left thousands dead, blinded or homeless. Although the explosion occurred before the creation of the CBC, the Canadian radio and TV network has retold the story throughout the years to ensure that this crucial event in Canadian history is not forgotten. At the time of the explosion, the Mont-Blanc was carrying 226,797 kg of TNT, 2,146,830 kg of picric acid, 56,301 kg of guncotton and 223,188 kg of Benzol ..all highly explosive and dangerous chemicals. The 1917 explosion was 1/7 the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima Physicist Robert Oppenheimer, known as the "father of the atomic bomb," studied the Halifax explosion to calculate the strength of the bombs that would be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Francis Mackey, the Halifax pilot who was a

Halibut Pecante
1 1/4 Lb Halibut Fillet -- about 1″ thick 1 1/2 Tbs Butter ------Sauce------- 1/3 Cup Roasted Pecans -- coarsely crumbled by 2 Tbs Raspberry Vinegar 2 Tbs Balsamic Vinegar 2 Tbs Roast Garlic -- peeled and pulped 1 Tsp Soy Sauce 1/4 Cup Dry Muscadine Wine 1 Pinch Nutmeg 1 Pinch Salt Heat butter in frying pan until foaming subsides, reduce heat to medium to medium low and fry fish five minutes per side, being careful when you turn it not to break it up. While fish is frying, combine sauce ingredients. When fish is done, remove to plates or serving platter. Deglaze pan with the sauce, stirring briskly until it begins to thicken just slightly. Pour sauce decorously over the fish, and serve. NOTES: Other mild, tasty vinegars could be substituted.

Halibut With Grill-roasted Lemon And Caper Dressing
Halibut with Grill-Roasted Lemon and Caper Dressing Prep time: 15 minutes Grilling time: 10 to 14 minutes Dressing 2 medium lemons 4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon capers, drained 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Rub 1 teaspoon granulated onion 1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 4 halibut fillets, 6 to 8 ounces each and about 1 inch thick Extra virgin olive oil 1. Cut a 1/2-inch slice off both ends of each lemon. Cut each lemon in half lengthwise. Lightly brush or spray the cut sides of the lemons with 1 tablespoon of the oil. Grill the lemons over direct high heat (450°F to 550°F) until nicely browned, 4 to 6 minutes, turning once. Remove the lemons from the grill and allow to cool. Squeeze the lemons through a sieve into a small bowl. Discard the rinds and seeds

Haliburton/kbr
"The gang rape is the result of the Bush administration's total lack of oversight of private contractors in Iraq. At the same time, the Justice Department has been turned into a political wing of the White House and the case of Jamie Leigh Jones is a glaring example of what happens when our system of law is usurped by politics. The rule of law crumbles as it caters to political interests. This is the sort of case that can explode and shine a light on the entire system." Last month a woman came forward to reveal she had been gang raped while working for Halliburton/KBR in Iraq. I cannot fathom the strength it would take to tell the nation you were gang raped by fellow employees of a company working under a government contract. Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a bed and warned her that if she left Iraq for medical treatment, she'd be o

Halifax And Vancouver Big Winners In Shipbuilding Sweepstakes 25
OTTAWA - Shipyards on Canada’s east and west coasts have been awarded $33 billion to revitalize the navy and coast guard with 28 large vessels over the next 30 years. Irving Shipbuilding in Halifax will build $25 billion worth of new combat vessels over the next 30 years, and Vancouver’s Seaspan Marine Corp. won the $8-billion deal to build seven non-combat vessels, including a new Arctic icebreaker, the John G. Diefenbaker to replace — what else? — the 40-year-old Louis St. Laurent. Quebec’s Davie Shipyard, which was on the brink of bankruptcy before putting together an 11th-hour bid with Upper Lakes Group and giants SNC-Lavalin and Korea’s Daewoo,Longchamp Outlet was unsuccessful for the non-combat work. At the Davie shipyard in Levis, Que., near Quebec City, stone-faced union officials were licking their wounds Wednesday upon hearing that they had been passed over. Union president Paul-Andre Brulotte told QMI Agency that the long-term future o

Hallow
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell; And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die

Halloween
HALLOWEEN here is a ghostly tale that I must reveal. a tale of how the ghouls of the night look for souls to steal. how the banshee’s cry make you tremble with fear, knowing your demise soon will be near. vampires on a blood lust on this night of all nights. and the rabid dog wolfmen add to the fright. mummies come from their tombs and walk all around. and zombies left and right crawl from the ground. so watch you step and stay out of sight. for this is the chaos of Halloween night.

Halloween - Black Cat Cake
Cake mix, devils food extra moist type works best Plus ingredients called for on box Dark chocolate frosting Assorted sm. candies; i.e, M&M'S® & gum drops 1 sm. tube decorating frosting (orange or green or ?) Pipe cleaners, construction paper & lots of imagination Prepare 2 stainless steel mixing bowls as you would a cake pan (grease and flour); 1 bowl should be smaller then the other (we use 5 3/4 inch diameter and 7 3/4 inch diameter). Prepare cake mix per box directions and pour into prepared mixing bowls in equal depths. Bake per box (baking time will vary; usually takes 45 minutes to an hour; check with wooden pick for doneness.) Turn baked bowl cakes out on cooling racks. When cool, cut in half, this will be the paws. Set the cat up on a platter. Frost with chocolate frosting. The kids can make a tail and ears out of cardboard; coloring in with crayons. The face is out of decorator frosting. The whiskers are pipe cleaners. Eyes, nose are candies. This cake has become a

Halloween Help
Alright, here's the deal. My b/f and I have been trying and trying to come up with a GOOD costume idea for couples for this halloween. We are gonna be going to a club with a costume party, and we want to go as a couple. But nothing that's been used a hundred times. No Romeo and Juliet, no Dumb and Dumber LoL. Something new and fun. Here's where y'all come in. Any ideas?? Anything? I could really use the help LoL.

Halloween Black Cat Cookies
1 c. crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c. water 2 eggs 1 pkg. chocolate cake mix M & M's (plain) Red hots Beat together peanut butter, eggs, and water. Gradually add cake mix. Mix well. Form dough into 1-inch balls. Place on ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten balls with bottom of glass dipped in sugar. Pinch out 2 ears at top of cookie. Add M & M's (eyes) and red hots (nose). Press fork into dough to form whiskers. Bake at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes. Makes 4 1/2 dozen.

Halloween Pumpkin Cheesecake
1 c. graham cracker crumbs 1 c. plus 1 tbsp. sugar 6 tbsp. butter, melted 16 oz. cream cheese, room temperature 1 can (16 oz.) pumpkin 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. each ginger & nutmeg 1/8 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 pt. sour cream (2 c.) 1 tsp. vanilla Whipped cream; toasted, sliced & whole unblanched almonds (optional garnishes) Mix crumbs with 1 tablespoon sugar and the melted butter until blended. Press onto bottom of 8 or 9 inch springform pan; chill. Beat cream cheese and 3/4 cup sugar until well blended. Beat in pumpkin, spices and salt. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each. Pour into prepared crust. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven 50 minutes. Remove cake; raise oven temperature to 400 degrees. Mix well sour cream, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the vanilla. Spread over filling. Bake 8 minutes. Cool cake on rack. Remove sides of pan; chill cake. Before serving, garnish with border of whipped cream and/or almonds. Makes 12 servings.

Halloween Marble Cake
2 boxes cake mix 4 cans frosting Oil and water (as directed on packaged cake mix) Flour (for dusting) Pastry tips and bags (optional) Pan Food coloring Follow directions on boxes of mix. Preheat oven to 350 degrees while mixing batter. Grease and flour cake pan. Pour batter into pan. If you have two different flavors, take a knife and swirl it through the batter. Bake for at least 35 minutes. Let cool 2 hours. Get all frosting, materials and tips; put vanilla frosting in bowls and add food coloring. Stir, then design your cake. After you've finished, put cake in refrigerator until ready to serve.

Halloween
It's been a very long time since i dressed up for halloween.. I don't even remember anything hmm, only last memory i really remember was being 12. Hehe, also remember of another time, i thought i could fool my parents by taking off my glasses and they wouldn't recognize me. Maybe it was supermans fault, he took his glasses off and no one knew who he was.. ? :D anyways.. this year i made a new years resolution that i would try things i never thought i would do and try it and to learn new things. One of them is going to be dressing up, even if i have no where to go. I really want to try to be a character named cloud strife from FF7 but no enough time or money to get a costume together.. so i will save that for next year :) I did think of a new idea today. but I will keep it a surprise :)

Halloween Heaven Cake
c. shortening 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 3 c. sifted flour 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 c. milk 1/4 c. orange juice 1 c. chopped dates 1/2 c. chopped pecans 2 c. fresh cranberries, halved Cream shortening with sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat well. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt and stir in milk and orange juice. Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture. Blend thoroughly. Fold in chopped dates, pecans and cranberries. Spoon batter into well greased and floured 10 inch tube pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes. Frost with orange frosting (3 ounces cream cheese, 3 tablespoons orange juice and powdered sugar).

Halloween Product Contributes To A Real-life Horror
A Tangled Web: Halloween Product Contributes to a Real-Life Horror September 30, 2005 By Brian Sodergren Patricia Wallace's house on Long Island, New York looks like many others this time of the year: outfitted with the spooky Halloween decorations that seem as harmless and common as cobwebs in the basement. Only now, Wallace associates these commercially sold frights with a true horror: the death of her cat, Tabitha. One October day in 2003, Wallace's one-and-a-half year old cat ate some fake sinewy cobwebs that were stretched across the homeowner's bay window. Like something out of a bad horror flick, the bogus spider web ensnared a very real victim: Tabitha's intestines became clogged after consuming the synthetic product. 7 Essential Halloween Pet Tips · Click here to watch the video. 1 Keep pets safely inside, away from trick-or-treaters and other Halloween activities. 2 Cats, especially black ones, may be the target of pranksters. Keep cats

Halloween Skins
Tis the season to be gory.... I have just created 15 new Halloween skins at the time that I write this. There are many more on the way so come by often to see what is new. Please go check out my page, browse my skins and rip any that you like. IF you take one or more, please do the common courtesy of sharing the Cherry love... you know... Add me as a fan, a friend, rate my profile a 10, rate my photos as a 10, leave tons of comments, promise me your first born... the usual. :) Know that it takes me 15 min to an hour to make each skin depending on the color combination etc. IF you have a particular picture and or color combination that you want, send me a private message with a link to the photo and what colors you want for the text. If you have no color preference I am really good at picking the best color scheme to go with the background. For an example of my work, come check out my page several times. I have a few of my favorites set to random. Also, plea

Halloween
We each have fond memories, a cute story or something that is Halloween related. Share it here. Lets take a minute to stop and share with the people we call friends. I guess my favorite Halloween memory would be a costume party I went to a number of years ago. I was working as a school bus driver for the county school district here and the drivers were for the most part a family. We made plans to do many things together. One of the drivers had a nice sized piece of land and had set up a huge haunted maze. It was incredible. She and her family spent weeks putting it all together. There is no funny story no punchline just a memory that I find myself reflecting on every year. Kinda like the neighbor that sets up a halloween haunted house for all the trick or treaters every year. (You will hear about this neighbor again around Christmas since He also does a very elaborate Christmas Display). Is nice to see that some still find the fun in the holidays and dont just see them as comme

Halloween's Fright Delight!
Witches and Ghouls, Come out this cool Autumn's Night. And give little children, A Halloween's Fright. Tricks and Treats, A full moon in the night. Everything to make up, A Halloween's Delight. Black Cats, Bats, Dracula, and the Reaper. Screeches ad Screams, Tend to make Hallween much Creepier. Although Halloween Night, Is so much scarier. This just so happens to be, My favorite Season EVER! ©Ashley LaNoue

Halloween Party
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a few days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick w

Halloween
Dispelling Halloween Myths For thousands of years people have been celebrating holidays and festivals to honor the dead and their ancestors. It is in this vein that I would like to address some of the Christian 'Halloween' myths and put forth some facts on the Pagan celebrations in the past and present. The Roman Catholic Church attempted to Christianize the pagan festival of 'Samhain' (pronounced sow-in) by adopting November 1 as All-Saints Day or All-Hallows Day - a time to remember those that have passed away. All Saint's (Hallows) Day was first introduced in the 7th century, and was originally on May 13, and then apparently moved to February 21. It was changed to November 1 by Pope Gregory in 835. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the Church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, another day to honor the dead. The Celtic New Year and the Roman New Year were not the same. The Celtic New Year was indeed Nov. 1, but the Roman was on April 22. Lets first address the word 'halloween'

Halloween Costume
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons , the second is a thick white belt, and the third item

Halloween Bowling Lol
HALLOWEEN BOWLINGHere is a funny Halloween game, sent to you by HauntedDenver.com, the Denver Guide to Halloween. After you've played, post this as a bulletin by clicking "Reply to Poster" and then COPY AND PASTE the entire message into a NEW BULLETIN. Change the subject line to "I Bowled a __" and fill in your score.If you live in the Denver area, be sure to visit HauntedDenver.com to find Denver-area haunted house info, reviews, and ticket giveaways.Haunted DenverThe Denver Guide to Halloweenwww.HauntedDenver.com

Halloween Party
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have anal sex with a nun." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I m

Halloween Superstitions
If you hear foot steps behind you on this night, don't look back. It may be the dead following you. Turning back could mean that you will soon join the dead. Girls who carry a lamp to a spring of water on this night can see their future husband in the reflection. Girls who carry a broken egg in a glass to a spring of water (during the day) can not only see their future husband by mixing some of the spring water into the glass, but she can also see a glimpse of her future children. An old tradition was that girls should go into a field and there scatter the seed of hemp. While they did so they chanted "Hempseed I sow thee Come after me and show me". Upon suddenly turning round, it was declared that each girl would see a vision of the man who would be her husband. Bobbing for Apples - Each member of the party is given an apple, from which a small piece has been cut, and into which a fortune written on a slip of paper has been inserted. The apples are throw

Halloween This Year.....
Is really going to suck for the kids. I'm not going to have any money to buy them costumes! We have so many past due bills that need caught up due to Troy having to take so much time off of work in order to stay with the kids and me during my surgery and afterward, the bills had to wait and we've only been able to pay a little bit, barely half, just to keep stuff turned on, so now that we're having to play catch up, this means no money for Halloween costumes. I know they will be sorely disappointed because all their friend are going to be going and plus they won't be able to participate in the festivities at school. It never fails...something always has to be cancelled, people end up being upset and I'm always made to look and feel like the bad guy. I'm so close to just throwing up my arms and saying fuck it!

A Halloween Story
I've been growing a beard for some time now, I was going to shave it earlier this month but I thought: "It's October, I'll keep it for my costume." I'm going as Jack of "The pirates of the Caribbean" fame. I've been told that some of my pictures look a little like Johnny Depp. (it's doubtful, but a nice compliment never-the-less) I've been going all out as far as costumes and parties go for the Halloween season for most of my adult life. Something about putting on costumes is always a blast. I've pulled off some pretty good costume designs in my time. I like doing unusual characters more so than conventional. I rarely cover my face with full mask ... it's usually painted or slightly covered enough to have a hard time knowing who I might be. In the past I've been: Zorro A hermaphrodite (half man/woman but on EACH SIDE) Half Devil/Half Angel (right down the middle again) All these winning me some prize at the bars. I think the worst of these was when I did t

Halloween Party
I am having a halloween party and I need fun party ideas! Games, costumes, decorations etc. Its a costume required party, so we bought makeup and if ppl choose not to wear a costume, we'll make them one. =) There will be drinking, so any alcoholic games are cool as well. Ideas! If you are near by and wanna come, drop me a line as well!

Halloween
Halloween Horoscope for Gemini Halloween is a huge party for you, except you're never really sure what to go as. No matter what, your costume will make people's eyes pop out of their heads. Costume suggestions: A sexy cop or a naughty animal Signature Halloween candy: Twizzlers What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Party Secrets
It was a great party and my friends all there but there were a few I couldn't recognize by costumes hiding them and voices blotted out by music.I was considering leaving but first wanted to say goodbye to the hosts of the party.As I made my way around the room a voice I didn't recognise whispered in my ear from behind not to leave.I could feel his breath stirring in my hair.So sexy n husky and his cologne driving me wild.Sending shivers down my spine.He whispers for me to follow him.I look at him and nod my assension.He lead my to a room on the lower floor.As I looked around I could tell it was an office or study room.Hundreds of books lined the walls.I wondered who my masked friend was.Looking him over I found him quite built and blushed realising I was caught eyeing him up and down his physic.His brows shot upward as if to ask do you like what you see.He gave me the same once over his gaze stopping at my cleavage .Which was considerable with my corsette pushing my breasts up and out

Halloween Bash
So me and The Shellerz are going to have a halloween bash in our lounge:) We are gonna play creepy halloween music and ask all our friends to come in "costume" So either a creepy display pic or a pic of you in your costume!!! It will be fun to just hanf out and have a little halloween fun. Someone suggested Trick or Treat(Kinda like truth or dare) Anyhow All ideas are welcome post em here And also your suggestion for spooky or halloweenie tunes:) We are gonna hold the Bash October 30th at Noon EST.more details to follow xoxox

Halloween Party
Wow guys. I'm gettin so excited. My lover and I are having a halloween party on the 27th. And thats like right around the corner. I have a costume, but I don't really like it. I got pictures of me in it on my pictures page. It's call "Chicks Gone Crazy" its from 3wishes.com. Buuut, I have found another costume that am about to order on Friday and i'm all excited about it. It's also from 3wishes.com and its called "Lady Gangsta" Here is a pictue of it and I'm also gonna get the matchin MiMi shoes with it. Lemme kno what ya think! Lady Gangsta.... MiMi Heels (Black & Red)

Halloween
~ .::.::.M@$$!V3 H@LL0W33N $URV3Y FUN!.::..::. ~ Stuff to Start Off Halloween And Stuff To End It When do you start getting ready for Halloween? the beginning of october Do you Dress up? ya sometimes Do you hand out candy? ya When do you buy your costume? the beginning of october Do you go group trick or treating or alone? i used to go with a huge group lol Do you like Scary/spooky costumes or Funny/comical? scary spooky When do u go buy a pumpkin? the beggining of october Do u like scary or funny jack-o-lanterns? ya Do u go to so called haunted houses? ya Do you check your candy or just eat away? i check em =) Did you dress up last year? ...ya Are you gonna dress up this year? ya i wanna What time do you go trick-or-treating? well the best time to is to go around 6 How many of your friendz do u see while your trick-or-treating? well used to see all of them How long do you trick-or-treat for? 2hrs Do u like pranking p

Halloween Names
click here to get your gothic/halloween name. just type in your real name and it generates who you are. do not cheat (umm lucifer, that means you!! lol). happy halloween "Click Here To Get Your Halloween Name" Oh and feel free to now call me "Cruel Intentions"!!! lmao buddy c.

Halloween (disambiguation).
Halloween From Wikipedia, Halloween (disambiguation). A jack-o'-lantern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also called Hallowe'en, All Hallows Eve, All Saints' Eve, Samhain Observed by Many Western nations, including the USA, Ireland, the United Kingdom especially Scotland, Canada, sometimes Australia, New Zealand and in the Saudi Aramco camps of Dhahran and Ras Tanura in Saudi Arabia Type Pagan, Religious, Cultural Significance There are many sources of the significance of Halloween Date October 31 Celebrations Trick-or-treating, Bobbing for apples, Costume parties, Carving jack-o'-lanterns Halloween (IPA pronunciation: [hælə'win], [hælo'win]) is an observance celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets. It is celebrated in much of the Western world, though most common in Canada, the United States, Puerto Rico, Ireland, the United K

Halloween Fun !
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks hims

Halloween Magic
A bald-headed ghost Drank some witches' brew And on top of his head A strange thing grew. It was pointed and tall And black as a bat With stringy long hair Where his head was flat. The sad little ghost Didn't want any hair Or a black pointed hat So he said, "Witch beware!" Then he chanted some words With a spell-casting switch And gave Halloween Night A bald-headed witch!!

Halloween Hunt
Mathew Bell got out of his old black van and stretched his tired bones. He found this idea campsite out in the wilderness to continue his cross county hunt. The hunt of humans and slaughtering them. He noticed a group of young women and men sitting around a campfire laughing and drinking. He approached with a friendly smile and holding a twelve pack of beer. "Evening neighbors, I am Jack Olantren." He said offering beer to the group. They in return offered him some venison with beans and potato salad. He smiled sitting down and diving into the food. Its good, but not as good as the taste of sweet human meat. He thought to himself. "What brings you into these parts Jack Olantren?" Charles asked even though he had a strange feeling about this stranger. It worried him at how the stranger was eyeing Melanie up and down. Melanie was a plus size girl and very friendly. "Hunting, yes good ol' hunting. Its how I like to celebrate the holidays. There is nothing better then tracking and

Halloween
I LOVE LOVE Halloween! I've always loved dressing up, and Halloween gives me the excuse. :) I was sorry when I grew up enough that I could no longer acceptably dress up, and am relieved that I'm now in the age where people have parties and I can dress up again without being a freak. *laugh* So, I'm working on this year's costume. I had thought about going the low-effort route as a "Nudist on Strike" -- wearing regular clothes and carrying a Nudist on Strike sign. However, hell, Halloween only comes once a year, right? Instead, my Little Sister Michelle (the girl I mentor) decided I go Goth. I mean, it's about as far away from my normal soccer mom/librarian/teacher look as possible, right? So yesterday I spent much of the day with my wonderful friend Donna, cruising around, finding stuff for my costume. And it's pretty well pulled together now. This is the base outline, although I've got more work to do. Obviously I'll take real pics on Saturday after I get ready for the p

Halloween Costumes!
Halloween costumes A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goesto the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What areyou doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, an

Halloween
The Jack-o-lantern custom probably comes from Irish folklore. As the tale is told, a man named Jack, who was notorious as a drunkard and trickster, tricked Satan into climbing a tree. Jack then carved an image of a cross in the tree's trunk, trapping the devil up the tree. Jack made a deal with the devil that, if he would never tempt him again, he would promise to let him down the tree. According to the folk tale, after Jack died, he was denied entrance to Heaven because of his evil ways, but he was also denied access to Hell because he had tricked the devil. Instead, the devil gave him a single ember to light his way through the frigid darkness. The ember was placed inside a hollowed-out turnip to keep it glowing longer. The Irish used turnips as their "Jack's lanterns" originally. But when the immigrants came to America, they found that pumpkins were far more plentiful than turnips. So the Jack-O-Lantern in America was a hollowed-out pumpkin, lit with an ember. THE WORLD

Halloween 2
Halloween Traditions Current mood: crazy Halloween is an annual celebration and this event is fraught with traditions from around the world. The basic traditions associated with Halloween are as follows : JACK'O LANTERN : These are hollowed out pumpkins with a face cut into one side. People once carved out beets, potatoes and turnips to use as lanterns on Halloween. Nowadays we carve out pumpkins. According to an Irish legend, jack-o-lanterns were named for a man named Jack, who could not enter heaven because he was a miser. He could not enter hell either, because he had played jokes on the devil. So instead, he had to walk the earth with a lantern until Judgment Day. This was later brought into existence as one of the most popular halloween tradition. Fire : Fire is an integral part of the halloween tradition. Fire was very important to the Celts as it was to all early people. In the old days people lit bonfires, to scare away evil spirits. They believed that li

Halloween History..
The Story of Halloween Halloween is one of the oldest holidays with origins going back thousands of years. The holiday we know as Halloween has had many influences from many cultures over the centuries. From the Roman's Pomona Day, to the Celtic festival of Samhain, to the Christian holidays of All Saints and All Souls Days. Hundreds of years ago in what is now Great Britain and Northern France, lived the Celts. The Celts worshipped nature and had many gods, with the sun god as their favorite. It was "he" who commanded their work and their rest times, and who made the earth beautiful and the crops grow. The Celts celebrated their New Year on November 1st. It was celebrated every year with a festival and marked the end of the "season of the sun" and the beginning of "the season of darkness and cold." On October 31st after the crops were all harvested and stored for the long winter the cooking fires in the homes would be extinguished. The Druids, the Celtic priests, would m

Halloween....yah!!!!!!!!!
OK so I looked everywhere for a costume. I wnated to be a sorceress...I went online looking and they were sold out in my size! I was getting frustrated so I finally went to a party store here in Vegas and found one!!!! I will have the long black wig and all!!!!!!!!

Halloween Costume!
So I finally got all my stuff for my halloween costume and it's gonna be awesome. In case I haven't told you already I'm gonna be Mario from the Super Mario Brothers. So I got a hat, overalls, red long sleeved shirt, boots, fake mustache stuff which has this adhesive that's probably gonna give me cancer ( but that's how you know it works!) I have to cut out the white circle and the M for the cap but I got craft foam and I'm gonna use a hot glue gun on it. It's really gonna be awesome. I'm doing this nonsense for the Halloween event we're having at the Zoo it's the 27-30th from 6-9 You should totally be there! I'm working at the corn stalk maze ;P here's how to get there http://elmwoodparkzoo.org/visit/directions.html so come and say hello and let me know if you're gonna be there!

Halloween
Happy Halloween Ha Ha Ha At last it comes a scary night Love this night a scary night Like this night as it comes October is the month it comes We go trick or treating on this night Eeeek I'm frightened of the pumpkin light Eeeek I'm frightened of the night Now I'm gonna get you Ha Ha Ha Halloween costumes All ghouls Laughing ghosts Lots of Halloween parties Offering Halloween candy Witches are weird things Every ghost is scary Every child is dressed up No one is normal Pumpkin time is here again, Time to play Trick or Treat. Pumpkin time is here again, Our spooky friends we'll meet. See the costumes we have on, Monsters, ghosts, goblins too. See the costumes we have on, Hear us all shout "Boo!"

Halloween Party
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WHEN: Saturday, October 28th WHERE: Lil Sheba's (on Alexis - between Jackman and Lewis - across from GM powertrain) WHO: Anyone who enjoys a good time with friends! WHAT: COSTUME PARTY (optional, but preferred) TIME: Whenever you are available. We understand there are many parties that night. We also have a few places to stop. So, we will be arriving at Sheba's around 10:30 PM

Halloween Costume Idea's On A Budget
ok everyone, I've found a couple halloween costumes that I need for a party tomorrow night, however they are like $60 a piece and I am on a very tight budget. I'd love to be able to put something together on my own, even from my own clothes and maybe adding some accessories from the party store, but I am very uncreative and cant sew for beans. Do any of you have some ligit idea's that might be helpful? Yes I know its last minute, but I did look and look and look and now I am down to the wire and cant figure out what to do. Help a girl will ya? hehe xoxoxox Cinaliscious

Halloween Cookie Treats
INGREDIENTS: * Ritz Crackers * creamy peanut butter * white chocolate, melted * orange sprinkles or multicolored Halloween sprinkles PREPARATION: Take Ritz Crackers and make sandwich cookies out of them using peanut butter for the filling. Then coat each one in melted white chocolate or almond bark. Place on wax paper. Put some orange sprinkles on top and put in the refrigerator to cool and set. Store in air-tight container for up to one week.

Halloween Apple Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons butter * 5 medium apples * 1/2 cup butter * 1 egg, beaten * 2 1/2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon cloves * 1 cup water, hot * 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed * 1/2 cup pecans, chopped * 1/2 cup sugar * 1 cup light molasses * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon ginger * 1 teaspoon salt PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. Generously grease an 8x12x2-inch pan with the 2 tablespoons of butter. Sprinkle the brown sugar evenly over the butter. Peel, core and slice apples. Arrange apples slices over the sugar mixture. Sprinkle nuts over all. Place pan on the bottom shelf of oven and let apples cook while mixing the other ingredients. Cream together butter and sugar; add egg and molasses and mix well. Sift dry ingredients and stir into creamed mixture. Pour in hot water and mix well to make a thin batter. Remove pan from oven and pour batter over apples. Return to oven

Halloween Chocolate Chip Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups brown sugar * 1/2 cup butter * 1/2 cup shortening * 2 eggs * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon * 2 cups quick cooking oats * 1 cup candy coated chocolate candies or chocolate chips * 1 can vanilla frosting * food coloring * candy coated chocolate or peanut butter candies, using orange, yellows, and browns PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. In large mixing bowl, beat sugar,, butter and shortening until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon; fold in the oats and 1 cup of candy or chocolate chips. On baking sheets, place heaping tablespoons of batter about 3 inches apart. Shape dough into an oval. Add a bit of dough for stem. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from cookie sheets to wire racks to cool. Spread with frosting, tinted with food coloring i

Halloween Cookies Spooky Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups whole wheat flour * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice (recipe below) * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 tsp. vanilla * 1/2 cup sour cream * 3 oz. yellow or red clear hard candies, finely crushed PREPARATION: Combine whole wheat and all-purpose flours, pumpkin pie spice (see recipe below or use commercially prepared), baking soda and 1/4 teaspoon salt. In mixing bowl beat butter on medium speed for 30 seconds or until softened. Add sugar; beat until fluffy. Add egg and vanilla; beat well. Add flour mixture and sour cream alternately, beating well after each addition. Divide dough into 2 portions. Wrap each portion in plastic wrap and chill for at least 2 hours. On a lightly floured surface roll half of the dough 1/8 inch thick. Cut out cookies with a large pumpkin shaped cookie cutter (4 to 6-inch size) or use a knife to cut out large pumpkin s

Halloween Mud Pie
INGREDIENTS: * 1 jar (12 ounces) chocolate fudge sauce * 1 prepared 9-inch graham cracker pie crust * 1 1/2 pints orange sherbet * 1/2 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips PREPARATION: Using a rubber spatula, spread the chocolate fudge sauce evenly over the pie crust. Set it in the freezer to harden. Remove the sherbet from the freezer to soften slightly. In a medium bowl, combine the sherbet and the mini chocolate chips with a large spoon. Remove the crust from the freezer. Spoon the sherbet mixture on the crust. Smooth the top with spatula. Return to the freezer until ready to serve.

Halloween
I have always loved Halloween, I think actually more than Christmas. I have had alot of great memories, had alot of fun, and looked forward to yearly traditions. However this Halloween won't be as memorable for me. I ONCE again had fallen in love with the wrong guy, at the time I thought he was the one. Told me he loved me, told my friends he was in love with me, claims his life improved and got better after he met me. I thought my record of getting hurt was over, but ONCE again....my heart was torn out and stomped on. And alot of others got hurt as well. A friend of mine (male of course) gave me some advice, he said.."The best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else" Just proves how much men and women are different. Why isn't ONE woman enough? Men can just go on, find somebody else...but why is it that Women have a harder time moving on? And not giving others that are interested a chance? As i think about it, just proves my theory on the fact that women

10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth... 2. You scared me stiff! 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Halloween Weekend Is Finally Here
Finally the weekend I've been waiting for since May!!! Why? Well to be honest back in May I was a bit of a fatty...or at least I thought I was. So all summer I worked hard, watched what I ate, stopped drinking and began to exercise. My goal was to drop all the weight I wanted to lose by Halloween. Well the weekend is finally here and I have only 5 pounds left to go. (Not bad!!!!) I'm so close to my goal that by the actual day..TUESDAY...I might reach it. I've dropped close to 50 pounds over the past 6 months and this weekend I finally get to show off my accomplishments by wearing some HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES that will express my inner self. Starting with this evening when I attend a party at my friend's bar as the NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL. (Oh, BEHAVE!!!!) Then tomorrow night...a Halloween House party where I will be the sexiest Grim Reaper anyone has ever seen! What to wear to work though on Tuesday...Hmmmmm? Gotta think fast on this one. Must be work appropria

Halloween Chain Letter
A good luck spell for halloween These words I write so true they be, To bring good luck to all who see. Your luck increased 3 times 3, These words return you back to me. Share these words with all you know, Good fortune follows wherever you go. Granted this luck and bless all who see. Luck I invoke to thee, So mote it be. Happy Halloween (hugs) Enjoy!! :o)

Halloweenie
I'm so excited.. it's almost here. This is like christmas for me and my bunch. We love samhain, halloween, all hallow's eve and whatever else you might want to call it... I hope all you fellow cherry peeps out there have a great one.. have a blessed samhain!!

A Halloween Party
SO, I baked 3 brownie devils (my personal spin on a brownie mix,) and still have yet to toss my cat ears together with the rest of my costume. It's a bit dorky, but eh, it's one of those completely me-type costumes. Otherwise, the 31st is a holy day for this li'll witch, so I may not be checking messages-- we'll see.

Halloween Goods
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 15 min Makes: 18 servings, about 1/2 cup each 15 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, crushed 3 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (12 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided Assorted decorations: 3 CAMEO Creme Sandwich Cookies, decorating gel, 5 candy pumpkins, 10 pieces of candy corn POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Let stand 5 min. Gently stir in 3 cups of the whipped topping and half of the cookie crumbs. Spread evenly into 13x9-inch baking dish; sprinkle with the remaining cookie crumbs. REFRIGERATE at least 1 hour. Meanwhile, decorate creme sandwich cookies with decorating gel to resemble tombstones. Set aside until ready to use. INSERT decorated cookies into top of dessert just before serving. Add candies. Drop large spoonfuls of the remaining whipped topping onto dessert to resemble ghosts. Co

Halloween Party
So I got roped into going to a halloween costume party tonight...grrrr. And I was told that I HAD to dress up (like there is even a costume to fit my pregnant chuncky ass at this point in the game..lol) so I am going as a pregnant baby which is wrong on so many levels but whatever. It's all for fun, right? I'll be putting up some pics tomorrow (if they come out okay). Hope everyone has an awesome Saturday night!! Much love to all!!! MUUUAH!!!

Halloween
Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Two more days to Halloween....something something something My boy is soooooo excited Keeps asking if its Halloween got his Superman outfit ready got his Treat or treat down he wants some candy!! Give him some candy!! ( for those of you with Adam Sandler now in your head, we are on the same page) Happy Halloween All Give more treats and dont do them tricks (who knows what they may have)

Halloween Party Pics Are Up
As promised the halloween costume party pics are up and I look like shit but its all good. It was a decent night of being left out of conversations and ignored for the most part since I am not actually a CVS or Sav-On pharmacy team member but what can I say? It was a night out nonetheless.

Halloween Dedication -pantera - Cemetary Gates
To all trickk-or-treaters, masqueraders and those passin' out candy... From now through Halloween (and maybe a bit longer) all visitors to my page will take a little ride with Pantera and pass the Cemetary Gates! Enjoy...and have a happy hollow-weanie ;)

Halloween Horoscope(thanks Wckdangel, I Like This One,,,hehehe)
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot! You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night. Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloweeny Party
So last night was the shit! I had so much fun even though it was pretty cold. I dressed up in camo which i thought was a neat idea and a few other people were thinking the same as me. It was pretty sweet. My first stop of the night was B Ringo! I hung out with him at the poker store for awhile before he closed up. He dressed up as a clown and i dont know exactly the term but i think you can guess... He scared a few kids and while we were out for a smoke there were some little chinease kids that were kinda freaked out i thought it was hilarious! lol But then we got some micky d's (mcdonalds) and then i headed to my first party of the night the costume party. I get there and alyssa immeditly showers me with gifts! I got some new pants and a cd of the ren fest pictures which i put up a couple of the good ones so check them out! I ended up playing a few games of pool and just bs'ed with some new people until alf showed up!! For those of you that dont know alf you should go check it out.. a

Halloween****samhain What Is It?
Halloween had its beginnings in an ancient, pre-Christian Celtic festival of the dead. The Celtic peoples, who were once found all over Europe, divided the year by four major holidays. According to their calendar, the year began on a day corresponding to November 1st on our present calendar. The date marked the beginning of winter. Since they were pastoral people, it was a time when cattle and sheep had to be moved to closer pastures and all livestock had to be secured for the winter months. Crops were harvested and stored. The date marked both an ending and a beginning in an eternal cycle. The festival observed at this time was called Samhain (pronounced Sah-ween). It was the biggest and most significant holiday of the Celtic year. The Celts believed that at the time of Samhain, more so than any other time of the year, the ghosts of the dead were able to mingle with the living, because at Samhain the souls of those who had died during the year traveled into the otherworld. People g

Halloween Party At Braun's
If you want to see the Halloween Party Pics , CLICK HERE So, last night was Braun's Halloween Party. It was much more populated than last year, and I think more fun was had by all. I thankfully finished my witch costume about a half an hour before we had to leave. Tori wasn't able to come, which, honestly made me very sad. It was the first "Big" Braun's evet I have been to without her since we met. Well, except Easter weekend, but... there wasn't some big Braun's party for that. I spent Sat night of St. Patrick's Day with her, as well as the Toga Party. And if you look through my Braun's album, she was there for almost every week I took pics. In fact, I don't remember a weekend she WASN'T there. A lot of people dressed up, and most of the costumes were very cute and fun. A couple were more of a WTF moment, but...*shrugs* what can you do? lol.... I was one of 4 Witches. And I got a free drink chip for participating. I didn't win any places, but I can always try for next

Halloween!
First I would like to start by saying that I really need to move into the 21st century and get a digital camera! I wish I had pics to go along with this blog, but unfortunately they won't be done until the end of the week :-( Anyway, the party at Shenan's on Sat. night was a blast! (At least what I remember of it LOL) Everyone looked totally awesome and I swear for myself next year, no more of this cute shit, I'm gonna be scary!...Although everyone keeps telling me I couldn't be scary if I tried! A blessing and a curse I guess lol. Even RJ dressed up as a demon which strangely suits his personality. He was having way too much fun with it though, but who could blame him? The best part of halloween is getting to dress up and act a little different than the norm right? I never got to carve pumpkins but I guess I'll live lol. I'm very proud I've been able to "just say no" to chocolate and candy :-) I promise to have new pics up by the weekend! I'm so excited to get them back a

Halloween Poke Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 5 hr min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) white cake mix 1 cup boiling water 1/2 cup cold water 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Orange Flavor Gelatin 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1/2 tsp. yellow food coloring 1/4 tsp. red food coloring Halloween sprinkles PREPARE cake batter and bake in 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package. Cool cake in pan 15 minutes. Pierce cake with large fork at 1/2-inch intervals. STIR boiling water into dry gelatin in small bowl at least 2 minutes until completely dissolved. Add cold water; stir. Carefully pour over cake. Refrigerate 3 hours. TINT whipped topping orange with food coloring; spread onto top of cake. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until ready to serve. Decorate with sprinkles. Store leftover cake in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS How To Thaw COOL WHIP Place unopened 8-oz. tub of whipped topping in refrigerator for 4 hours. Do not thaw

"halloween"
Halloween is a tradition celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets. It is celebrated in parts of the Western world, though most commonly in the United States, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Puerto Rico, and with increasing popularity in Australia and New Zealand. Halloween originated as a Pagan festival among the Celts of Ireland, France[1] and the British Isles, with Irish, Scots and other immigrants brought versions of the traditions to North America in the 19th century. Most other Western countries have embraced Halloween as a part of American pop culture in the late 20th century. The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[2] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). In Ireland, the name was All Hallows' Eve (often shortened to Hallow Eve), and though seldom used today, it is still a well-accepted label. The festival

Halloween
CUTE HALLOWEEN JOKE A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well,you two are awful cute. Who are you suppose! se to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door."Well now, that is just too darn cute.Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black. Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children, but this time they are BUCK NAKED!! "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks. "Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."

Halloween Pfft.
I got woke up by one of the idiots this morning right. So they walk in my room and start singing happy halloween, like fucking morons and start throwing candy corn at me. Ima stabb them. So i get up and sit in the middle of my bed with the most evil face ever just glarring at them. And Timmy goes you look so cute this morning and comes over sits down and starts giving me fucking NUGGIES!!!! I was gonna kill him lmao. Then the other asshole got on the other side and started tickling me hahahahah so i punched him and he started screaming rape. So my mom came in and just started laughing at us. Ima kick them bitches in the face before the day is done. Haha. This is going to be a long day. And my ass is sore man. Dont sit on cold concreate at 3 am in a Skirt! It ends up being REALLY cold. Haha. < 333 Anyway. Take care ya'll.

Halloween
well today is the day that all kids go out for halloween and get lots of candy. well my 2 are going out and they always get lots of candy. so to all my friends with kids hope your night goes as good as mine will. i can't wait to take them out and it is the best time of the year to go crazy with the candy and my kids love it big time. well HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

Halloween
The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-eve, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[1] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). The festival of All Saints, also sometimes known as "All Hallows," or "Hallowmas" ("hallows" meaning "saints," and "mas" meaning "Mass"), is a feast celebrated in their honour. All Saints is also a Christian formula invoking all the faithful saints and martyrs, known or unknown. In the Catholic Church, it is one of the Holy Days of Obligation "In the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Days of Obligation or Holidays of Obligation, less commonly called Feasts of Precept, are the days on which, as (canon 1247 of the Code of Canon Law) states, the faithful are obliged to participate in the Mass. Moreover they are to abstain from those works and affairs which hinder the worship to be rendered to God, the joy proper to the Lord’s day, or the suitable relaxation of mind and body. " The Western Christian holid

Halloween
Damn I am 23 and still dressing up I gotta love it. Today for school we got to dress up and I went as Wednesday Adams Damn I look hott I'll take pics and put them up later. Tonight I am going out as stawberry girl which is skanky strawberry short cake damn HOTT..

Halloween. Went Down The Tubes!
halloween is the best holiday ever! So i decided to go all out and be a smart ass and dress up for halloween for school today! Well Only 7 ppl got what i was trying to do! Ok who ever figures it out gets a shit load of comments and 10's all around on page and pics! SO I wore big jewlery, a layered curled up wig, tight jeans, and HUGE titties! Hair color is a joke because this girl hasnt had black hair but every other color! Im a white girl! and Im a pop/movie star and my music sucks! ppl say my boobs are fake! Thats all it should be easy so guess away! pics will coem later! and the answer later tonight/tomorrow! so guess away! either email me or leave me a blog comment or a page comment! xo's Amber

Halloween
Happy Halloween!! Sucks cause I have to work. It'll be hard to get in the groove tonight after missing a week of work. I hate being sick!! I wanted a week off but to have fun in bed not just lay in bed sick. althought i did fit in alittle play time too, lol.

~halloween~
A friend sent this to me thought I would share it! Is interesting! Where and when did Halloween customs originate? The many customs we have today in relation to Halloween have their origins in the religious practices of the Romans and the Druids, therefore dating back many centuries. The Romans worshiped various gods and on October 31, a special feast was held in honor of Pomona, goddess of the fruit trees. Later, the Druids, an ancient order of Celtic priests in Britain, made this feast an even more extensive celebration by also honoring Samhain, lord of the dead. This was normally done on November 1 and it was therefore decided to conveniently honor both Pomona and Samhain on October 31 and November 1. These Druids believed that on the night before November 1 (October 31) Samhain called together wicked souls or spirits which had been condemned to live in the bodies of animals during the year which had just transpired. Since they were afraid of these spirits, they chose O

Halloween
just wanted to say happy halloween to all my friends gotta take my kids out trick-or-treating so i wont be on today feel free to stop by and leave some love i will return the love when im on next thanks every one have a fun night

Halloween...
Its been a VERY slow night..we bought about 8 bags of candy, because we generally get quite a few kids on Halloween..We've gone through only 3 so far..and most of the kids were these older teens..The weather here sort of sucks though, It rained ALL day long. And now its just flat out cold. *sighs* The joys of living in Ohio.

Halloween
Well sittin here goin nuts waiting on everyone to get ready so we can gat the trick or treating done. Was gonna dress up but decided not to. Went to the bar sat night and they had a costume compitition. Got some messed up pictures and as soon as they come in im puttin up. lol. Other than that i gotta go to work tonight so better get these people moving laterz

Halloween
Alrighty then, It's halloween.. the big bag of candy that was supposed to handed out to the kids went mostly into my face.. I don't regret it though, because I love candy... I dressed up as a starwars, tuskan sandperson... sacred the crap out of a few people.. but then I got way to hot and had to take it off... I was thinking crap.. i don't have a costume anymore.. but the I went to one of my backup costumes.. a ballcap.. with a leaf stuck onto in.. Noone seemed to get it... it was a thinker I say.. they ask what the hell are you? and I simply blow on the leaf hanging from my hat.. Yes folks I was a leaf blower.... Sooo many people didn't get it though.... i was ashamed at the state of people.. maybe they were drunk... maaayyybe... Well the thought came to me, that I'm going to post some of my artwork.. get it rated, not the best stuff, but the comments would be apprieceated!!! Well the voice comment thingy is a hit... i think well I like it :p YAY..

Halloween Night
Well, I finally got the finishing touches done on the kids' costumes and they took them to school today and of course came home with a bag full of tooth-decay in pretty colours and great flavours! Polly looked so cute as a Faerie Princes...pretty little wings and all! The boys went as the darkside....Troy was the Grim Reaper and Taylor was the Scream dude. We ended up having to drive around this stupid Village of the Inbred Idiots that we live in but we were able to see one of the home mothers from Polly's class and my AVON customer, so at least that part was nice enough. Surprisingly though, the boys wanted to call it quits before I expected them too...talk about a shock! Time to pick mommy off the ground! Even though we didn't go to too many houses, they still made out like bandits....then of course the tedious task of going through ALL of that candy and checking each and every piece....there's no way in hell I'm going to risk the well being and safety of my children!

Halloween Was Ok
other than the bullshit and the drama after i roled into bed last nite i say over all for once i enjoyed my halloween.. i got got called a fat ugly bitch two differnt times...once by my ex and once by some complete strangers... but the fuck well if u dont like me then just dont talk to me...no need to call me names cause all that is going to do is cause me to be pissed... ok now for the real drama............. im in skool...and well i have to deal with a bunch of highskool bullshit there and its anoying its fucking college my god is it that hard to grow the fuck up and stop acting immature.. i find out if i can drive today...and hopefully i can go back to work but i dont know yet... but better believe that im going to be pissed if i cannt.. i really dont want to be in kansas city n e more... but i have to finish college first.. im really tired of all this drama and bullshit...people grow the fuck up and stop blaming other people for ur drama.... and right now im

Halloween Is Still Killing Me! Lol
the show couldnt have gone any better! we were at full capacity before the music even started! wow! its been years since the scene up here has been that good. i can barely move my head due to the hand banging and screaming...haha. but in the end it was all worth it! more people and more rum!

Halloween Maybe Over But Im Keeping My Damn Outfit On!
Black tank top with "wicked" written in bold white letters across my chest,jean skirt riding up my fish net covered legs ,and black knee high boots to add a bit more to the main point of the custume.I was a hooker for halloweeny and it was GREAT! Went to a bar,listen to everythiung from lord of god to a live band. Why does halloween have to end? When people asked what I was post to be, I just answered... what? oh.. its halloween? lol. Ashes

The Halloween Gauntlet!
Hiya Everyone! I decided to go jogging three miles up and down the hills of North Beach last night to check out the Halloween costumes. To my surprise, there were HUNDREDS of people walking around in my neighborhood! It reminded me of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, having to run left, then right, then left again dodging all these ghosts and goblins. It was good to see we had lots of good people in my neighborhood having fun. Hmmm...maybe next Halloween I should go out as a jogging ghoul and scare the heck out of all the little kiddies? LOL A middle-aged couple sitting on their porch piped, "Oh, there's one dressed as a jogger, but I guess he'd have to stop running to pick up some candy!" Lots of hugs and kisses! Nicholas CuddleTalk Roar!

Halloween Night
i had a great incident happen to me. a college kid came to my door to collect for the can food drive and stuttered when he saw me in my nighty and cape. "uh uh i'm here for the Knox College can food drive" i laughed and filled up a bag of food and gave it to him which he said "uh thank you so much."

Hallowicked 2006
OMG i had a great fucking time.....waited 10 years to see ICP in concert. It was worth the wait but i never wanna have to wait again. The opening acts were great.... sub noize souljas...Big B is hot as fuck. The wolfpac strippers were great....dranige x was awesome....i loved boondox.....and of course ICP put on a great show. Got 3 faygo bottles....somebody jacked the cd that was on our windsheild though.....that pissed me the fuck off....i can't wait till next year.

Halloween
Talk about kick ass night. This has been by far the best Halloween/Anniversary I have ever had. The evening started out pretty fucking hectic trying to get all the kids dressed in their costumes. Once they were dressed well it was good shit, took them trick or treating around the block…they made out like fucking bandits. Brought them home and put them to bed. Once our sitter got her we headed out to Hooters (wooohooo Hooters rocks). Once we were done with dinner we headed deeper into Waikiki and drove our way to Honolulu Tavern, man was that an adventure. Parking was a bitch we drove around the fucking block like 5 times but at a speed of like 10 hour cause of traffic. But I’ll tell you what there was plenty of entertainment with all the people that were dressed up walking the town; man was it great! We finally made it had a few drinks, sang Karaoke, hung out with Dish (ex player for the Padres…cool I know). Once the Tavern closed we headed to the Hyatte where we met up

Halloween And Nov. 1st
yeah, okay. so anyone that knows me, knows that i really like to cross-dress... and am discovering girls. for halloween, my costume was a fallen angel... a male fallen angel, to be more specific. i went all out, or at least as MUCH all out as i could to make myself appear male. well, later that evening at work [yes, i had to work halloween, but i could work in costume, yay!], an old co-worker of mine came in with her two younger sisters, and baby sister. well, i was informed even later that night, that one of the girls, when she first saw me, thought i was a hott looking guy! it totally made my night, especially after... i had told my mom earlier that day that i would more than likely be out that evening at a friends house or something. i had planned to go over to one of my friends' house, but i forgot directions to get to her house [we recently met, and i never drove to her house, i have a very good idea of where it is though]. so stupid me, i went home to grab directions, said "oka

Halloween Sucked.
Oh joyous event. This halloween, I dressed up in the dress that I modified and went to school to sit there for 2 hours doing economics homework... Then I came home and sat online.. At least I got english muffins and mints at school. What a treat.

Halloween
Ok someone asked me to send them a pic of me in my best so I did.. Now I have to have people vote for me.. LOL come on I am not like this I don't ask for people to help me win.. I don't even like to talk to many people.. LOL so you all need to me nice to me and help... Ok if you want to that is lol Ok this thang is makeing me a vote hog.. And I am not likeing it.. Sorry every one Kisses Emms

Halloween Candy
I should not listen to my husband when he says to wait to buy after halloween candy. Everyone knows that after a holiday is the best time to score on candy casue all of it is 50% off or more. Except if you wait too long hten all of it is gone. What has prompted this revelation yuou may be asking yourself. Well, I had to go to Target today to pick up a few things and after walking the 2and1/2 miles down there I figured I wouild pick up some candy cause I thought that there would still be quite a bit left over and it would be a great price, .like 75% off. But no, of course not. While the prcie was excellent-90%off all there was was candy corn. I hate candy corn. But I did get a tin of popcorn for 99cents, so that was a plus point. But I digress, the point is never puit off till tomorrow what you can buy on sale today.

Halloween Infatuation - Part 2
Halloween Infatuation by SpiceyAngel © He inhaled deeply as she pressed her sex to his face. Fascination set in as he caressed her bare skin with his fingertips. The skin was soft as velvet under his touch. It made him want her even more than he thought possible. He scooped her up in his arms and gently lay her down on the window seat next to him. She parted her legs for him, revealing her pink delicacy to his mouth as he knelt down. His tongue parted her nether lips as he began to lick her with feather light touches. She moaned in pleasure each time he grazed her swollen clit. Jeff twirled his tongue quickly, lapping at her juices like a man dying of thirst. He had never tasted anything so sweet. Angel ground herself against his mouth as cries of pleasure escaped her throat. Her eyes rolled up in her head when small climaxes began to ripple through her body like wildfire. It had been so long since she had been with a man that it didn't take long for a huge orgasm to overt

Halloween Infatuation - Part 1
Halloween Infatuation by SpiceyAngel © Jeff slammed his hand down on the horn as he tried to make his way through the rush hour traffic. He impatiently glanced at his wrist watch for the umpteenth time. At the rate he was going it would be dark by the time he got home from running errands. After forty-five minutes of bumper to bumper traffic, moving at a snail pace he was finally able to turn into the laundry mat. He had dropped by there two hours earlier to dry a load of clothes after his dryer at home had gone on the fritz. He decided to go grocery shopping while the clothes dried. When he stepped out of his truck, his cell phone rang. He sighed in annoyance as he glanced at the caller id. It was his ex-wife calling. He knew she was going to be mad because he was over an hour late to drop off his weekly child support check. "What?" He answered the phone gruffly. She immediately started in on him about being irresponsible. While she was whining in his ear, he was unloading the

The Halloween Party Ch. 1
The Halloween Party by samandrews © The letter arrived in a plain white envelope. Cindy's fingers shook as she opened it. Reading it quickly she called out to her husband Tom. "Its here." "What's here..." called Tom from the top of the stairs. "The Halloween invitation" called up Cindy..."You know, the one we wrote in about?" "Oh yeah" answered Tom, his footsteps starting down the stairs. Soon he was beside her and looking over her shoulder, reading the plain lettered note inside. It was titled "Swinging Halloween" and all it gave was a time and the date. "8:00 125 Westshire Lane Costume Required" Cindy closed the envelope and turned to face Tom. "You excited" she asked. He nodded "Yes, I am..." then hesitating he added "but I've only got 3 days and I haven't any idea what to wear..." He placed his hand on his hip and adopted a feminine pose as he spoke. Cindy laughed..."I'm sure you'll think of something." As they started back u

The Halloween Party Ch. 02
The Halloween Party Ch. 02 by samandrews © Cindy closed the bathroom door behind her. Her breathing was deep and labored. She laid back against the closed door. Her thoughts were drifting wildly and she was confused. She couldn't remember ever being this horny. Her fingers drifted down and gently stroked her distended cunt lips. Slowly she moved her fingers along their inside edges, now soaking wet with her juices. She pulled her finger away and up to her face, licking a drop of the glistening fluid from the tip of her index finger. She could not get the image of John's huge cock out of her mind. She had loved sucking him into a mind-blowing orgasm but now, she needed attention herself. She pictured his huge cock gently slipping between her legs, pushing its way towards her cunt...not her "pussy" but her "CUNT"! She needed another COCK!! She resumed her stroking... faster and harder. She thought about finding Tom and fucking the daylights out of him...but no, that wasn't w

The Halloween Party
The Halloween Party by DaddyO Wil © My wife Jillian, who everyone calls Jill, and I ran into an old friend or ours while shopping. Barney was still as handsome as ever and his wife of nine years Cha was a very pretty oriental girl. We talked for a few minutes and decided to go to lunch together and catch up on each others lives. After lunch Cha invited us to their Halloween party this Friday night, it was going to be a costume theme party. Jill said that it sounded like fun and asked what was the theme? “It’s called ‘the ladies of the night and their men.” Cha responded. “I think most women like to dress like a tramp sometimes and I know that the men like to see them, so at our party all the women dress real slutty and the guys are either their Pimps or the Johns.” she continued. My face broke out in a lecherous grin as I thought, “now that sounds like something I would like to see.” Jill surprised me by saying, “sounds like fun.” I noticed a look pass between

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by wcuddyf © As you know from my other stories, John and I have mutually agreed to my extra-marital affairs provided he knows in advance, and I divulge the complete details of the encounter, assuming he did not witness the event, which has happened on one occasion. Even though he witnessed a tryst between a golf buddy and me, we still find it exciting when John asks me about my feelings and thoughts while I was fucking and sucking his friend. In the telling we both find it enhances our love making, and the bond between us. From a rather naïve and conservative approach of selecting and staging events designed to target on person, we have become more spontaneous, and have agreed that sometimes opportunities arise that we did not anticipate, and rather than pass, we would improvise. So without discussing the plan in advance, I was given the green light to do whatever I wanted if the opportunity existed. A few months ago, that happened. Since some of the men we

Halloween Party By Jim4got
Halloween Party by Jim4got © I am a happily married woman named Jamie. We've been married for just over five years and my husband Jim is great in every respect except one. He tries very hard to please my sexual desires and does a fair job, but it is lacking in duration, intensity and frequency. I had relationships with four guys before meeting Jim and the sex with two of them was nothing short of spectacular. Orgasms were intense and accompanied by the feeling that a heart attack was imminent, accompanied by fear of suffocation due to the inability to breathe. Since my marriage to Jim, I have orgasms frequently, not always, but they don't begin to match what I know is possible. Jim is aware of this more through having a sense of it rather than verbalizing, and has done everything he could think of to help. Vibrators, dildos, more frequent sexual attempts, etc., all seem to help a little but not reach the desired goal. Finally, a few months ago, he suggested we go to one of t

Halloween Party By Bizr
Halloween Party by bizr © We had been invited to a Halloween party that a friend of mine from high school was having, and I wracked my brain to come up with a costume that was unique. The only real requirement the invitation said was that full masks were to be worn. Well original me all I came up with was the mask from the movie Scream. My wife decided on a costume of a French whore and her mask was a full faced rubber mask of Janet Reno. Imagine Janet Reno as a French whore! Anyway the party was in full swing b the time we got there and it was fun trying to guess who was who and booze was abundant and I was imbibing just as everyone else was and after a couple of hours of drinking, dancing and chatting with everybody I soon discovered that my wife was no where to be found. I stumbled upstairs and found the bathroom and proceeded to tale a leak. After flushing and washing my hands I stumbled back into the hallway and heard a strange noise coming from behind one of the doors

Halloween Masquerade - Part 2
Halloween Masquerade by Lovepotion69 © And if you get jealous?" "Then I'll cough, and you will know to stop." I went quiet again. The champagne glass was empty by now. I placed it on a table next to us. "Ok, I'll do it." # It took me a while to make out who should be the lucky man. I looked out over the big ball room. Suddenly I saw him. He was dressed in black trousers made out of some flowing material. The white silk shirt had ruffles down the front and by the cuffs. A dark red satin cape hung over his shoulders. Feeling my gaze he turned around and met my eyes. His blonde wavy hair framing his face. He smiled, and that's when I saw his fangs. We all know how cliché it is. Being seduced by a vampire on Halloween. But this time I was the one performing the seduction. And the vampire before me was not real, but one of Eric's colleagues. I knew his name was Steve and that he worked in the finance department. Steve only knew him vaguely, they didn't meet very oft

Halloween Masquerade - Part 1
Halloween Masquerade by Lovepotion69 © Our sex life hadn't been as happening as before. In fact, I was happy if we managed to get under those white cotton sheets once a week. Cotton sheets. Just that sounded boring and far too ordinary. What ever happened to the satin sheets I used to bring out whenever Eric slept over? But, that's married life for you. After ten years of married bliss, the birth of our now seven-year-old son, and full-time jobs, it was getting harder to fit in quality time together. Quality time. How I used to love those lazy Saturday mornings. Sleeping in and making love, then back to sleep. At times Eric would not go back to sleep, but instead make breakfast for us. Then he would come back with it on a tray and we'd share a croissant in bed. How I missed those times. Lately our Saturdays consisted of Brad knocking on our door, reminding us to drive him to his football matches. During the day there were other things that had to be done, all the domestic s

Halloween In Germany
Halloween in Germany by biggles © It was my own fault, after all I volunteered. I had to go to Germany on short notice at the weekend. In this time of digital communications and video conferencing there are still those times when there is just no substitute for being there. I phoned Angie, my wife and asked her to come with me. I would have to work Saturday morning but after that I would take her shopping. She was not happy as it meant that we would miss her best friend's Saturday night Halloween party that she had been particularly looking forward to. With heavy bribery she said yes. I could tell that it was going to cost me dearly. I left the office early and we headed for the channel tunnel. That's one good thing about living where we do. The channel tunnel is about 20 minutes away and we can be in France in under an hour and a half when we are lucky. The traffic was light so we made record time and got to the Avalon hotel by just before ten, just time for a bar snack and b

Halloween Experiment...
Halloween Experiment... by babylon © Halloween Experiment—Would He, or Wouldn't He... Fidelity... It's one of those warm, fuzzy, nebulous concepts that one is probably better off not exploring too deeply—at least that's what I think I learned. I'd always wondered if it was something that one was born with, or simply an artifact of circumstances—a question of opportunity, really... The subject of my musing wasn't myself—I was pretty sure I knew the answer to that one; opportunity or not (and I'd been presented with several of them), I had taken my wedding vows quite seriously over the years. Forsaking all others... No, the subject of my consideration was Tom, my husband of several years. I'd often wondered if his profession of fidelity was truly real, or simply a matter of opportunity. Not that I thought he was engaged in any extra curricular activities, but I wondered about his resolve... Was he truly honorable, or simply untested? The subject ultimately became more than one of

A Halloween Tradition
A Halloween Tradition by Dutchboy © It was our twenty-fifth Halloween together. I watched as she passed out the candy cups she'd made to the little trowels who made their way to our door. Halloween! Such a savage holiday. Steeped in magic, tempting the very fates that on all other nights we hide; fear. But tonight, we laugh at the demons, mock the monsters and wink knowingly at the dark forces of evil. I remembered other nights preceding the Holy Day of All Saints remember fondly the nights of passion, of wild sexual escapades with...well, it doesn't matter who they were with. I'm married to Helen now, and Helen is...well, Helen is simply Helen. She is beautiful, to be sure. Her body is a temptation to all men who see her, and the irony is, she does nothing to encourage such thoughts. To say she is a mild woman is to greatly understate her. Her smooth full breasts, her pinkish, almost light rose-colored nipples, when aroused jut forward likes bullets. And damn near as hard too

The Halloween Surprise Party
The Halloween Surprise Party by ABradleyLewis © He knew it would be a shocking surprise. In the last few weeks, he'd made contact with an old high school flame -- the only true love of his life. While they had both gone their separate ways and were each married to other people, neither was very happy with their respective situation. Or so he'd discovered when he called her out of the blue. Within minutes of hearing the warmth in her greeting, the sparks were flying. The magical connection was still there -- hotter that hell even after 30 years. She had mentioned that she and her husband always threw a huge Halloween party every year -- and then she had jokingly invited him to attend. Naturally, he demurred -- work, the long drive, etc., but he couldn't get that thought out of his mind. Then he received a suggestive invitation in the mail -- a computer-enhanced photo of her and the husband in outlandish, sexy poses. That did it! He decided then and there he'd give her the sur

Halloween With Tygre Ch. 02
Halloween with Tygre Ch. 02 by Laetor © Her breathing slowly came back down to normal, and she slid down and turned around on the couch until she was sitting normally, with her legs off the edge, facing me. My cock was still erect, dripping precome and slick with our combined juices. She took me by the shoulders, leaned in closely and said "Thank you, baby. That felt great. Now stand up." I stood up. Looking straight into my eyes and smiling seductively, she leaned forward and planted a soft, sloppy wet kiss right on my cockhead. Her eyes sparkled and she leaned even further forward. Her lips opened and she took half my dick inside her sweet, hot mouth. I shivered to feel such exquisite sensations inside me. My hands reached out and held her shoulders loosely. The one thing I could never get over about Tygre was the softness of her skin. No other woman I had ever met had skin as soft as Tygre's. I didn't know if she used some sort of skin conditioner or what, but the qua

Halloween With Tygre Ch. 01
Halloween with Tygre Ch. 01 by Laetor © She showed up just as I expected. She warned me days earlier that she'd be wearing something I would not be able to resist easily, and she was right. The corset cinched her already small waist even closer, accenting her bust line and making her ass even more delicious. She had thigh-high boots on, and nothing else covering her nether regions but a graceful thong of lacy material, barely enough to cover her mound. My mouth watered, seeing her. I willed my eyes to raise up to hers, and I controlled my voice pretty well. We hugged closely, and kept holding each other as we spoke closely into each other's ears. "Mmmmm, Tygre, you look unbelievable." "Trey, what happened? You didn't dress up this year!" she pouted. "Well, I saw the pictures from last year, and they left me more embarrassed than anything else. Plus, this year I really concentrated on the music -- all my efforts went towards that." While I spoke, Tygre buried her fac

Halloween With The Boss
Halloween with the Boss by Aries77 © Halloween was fast approaching. Bryan had told the staff that they could wear costumes and Jodi couldn't wait. She had a special one picked out to wear. She knew the other people at work might talk, but she didn't care. All she wanted to do was get Bryan's attention and maybe torture him a little. The day to dress up was actually a week before Halloween because there was a special event happening at the store. Jodi got up extra early to make sure she looked just right. She parted her hair in the middle and put it in pigtails. She then put on her favorite thong and a strapless push-up bra. Finally she pulled on the skirt and buttoned up the skirt she had chosen. She checked herself in the mirror. Something was missing. She looked down and saw her stockings still laying on the bed. She quickly pulled them on, white thigh-highs, and found her shoes. One last look in the mirror and she was done. Perfect. "Bryan will go crazy watching me all

Halloween Wishes
Halloween Wishes by NerfHerder © Once again, the doorbell rang. It was October 31st, 1998. A look out the window would have revealed the dancing and frolicking of ghosts and goblins, as well as Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and some of the other more popular "walking billboards" for toy companies, sold as Halloween costumes. Mike Crane was much more fond of Halloween in Phoenix, than back home in Chicago. He'd always thought it was somehow a contradiction, to buy a costume, or in some cases spend weeks making one, and then wear a heavy coat over it. Although the Windy City didn't give the "Trick or Treater" much choice, in Phoenix the weather allowed everybody to wear almost anything they wanted. While it could get brisk on an October evening, it seldom ever actually got cold. And this particular Halloween was even warmer than usual. Mike opened the door and was greeted with an off key chorus of "Trick 'r' Treat!" He smiled and dropped a few Hershey's Miniatur

Halloween Treat
Halloween Treat by feverkiss © Storms had lashed the area all day. That was typical for this time of year though, the end of October seemed to bring out the worst of the weather. Maybe it was the evil spirits lurking around in anticipation of Halloween. Fred didn't know, he only knew he and Peggy were going to a Halloween party tonight and that was enough to put him in a good mood. They hadn't shared what costumes they would be wearing this evening and they were to meet at the party, both coming straight from work. That meant Fred had no idea what Peggy would look like, although he was sure it would be sexy, it always was. Peggy didn't know the details of Fred's costume either but each time she had asked him about it he just laughed and grinned while walking away. Following work Fred put his costume on in his office. When he opened the door he was met with a chorus of gasps from the women who were still there. "Oh my God" his secretary screamed, "is that really you?" "Every

Halloween Rendezvous
Halloween Rendezvous by Rocket1010 © Rick was in a good mood as he prepared for the Halloween party. "This was probably going to be another one of those boring parties where nothing exciting happens, but what the hell, you never know," he thought to himself. His friend, Robert, had told him about this fabulous party at an old estate on the edge of town. He told him this was a special party but he couldn't tell him anymore than that but be prepared for a possible night of pleasure. He also mentioned that the invitation was to only a select few friends or clients and hard to come by. The owner of the estate was a client of his and told him he could bring a friend along to the small gathering. Rick went to the costume shop in town to find something unique for the party. A pretty young sales lady showed him different styles, but nothing seemed to look right. She finally brought him a king's outfit to try on, telling him that they were running out costumes for him. The mid-calf coat

Halloween Party At Bennett's - Part 2
Halloween Party at Bennett's "OH....I'm sorry." Paul said as he quickly jerked his hands back. "Mooo." Marty laughed. She didn't kick him in the balls. This time his hands found her waist and lifted. As she moved upward so did her cow gown. Paul tried not to look at her panties but couldn't stop himself. He saw her nice round pink ass with the thong strap between her cheeks. Marty took her time opening the box. "Hey!" She said smiling as she pulled out a hand full of fake grass. "We have our first item!" Paul lowered her down his hard body until her face was even with his. "Did you find the note?" "No." She giggled. "Lift me up again." His eyes grew wide again as he lifted her up. This time her legs spread enough for him to see her silk covered pussy mound. "Here it is." She said pulling out an envelope. He lowered her down to press again up against his hard-on. She read it out loud. "Congratulations. You found the first clue to the riddle so now give your p

Halloween Party At Bennett's - Part 1
Halloween Party at Bennett's by Slickman © Note: This story is actually Chapter two of the "Whores and Pimps" story in the Loving Wives section so please read that one first to get some background on the characters. This story is not really that scary except maybe for the Yankee and Boston jerseys. Enjoy... Randy O'Bannon had just started with Bennett and James when he found the invitation on his desk. As a new lawyer in the firm you had to start on the second floor which normally meant he had to try the cases no other lawyers in the well established firm wanted. His new wife Amanda had moved with him to the big city and was finishing her MBA via the internet. She was typing away when he threw his briefcase on the bed in their two room efficiency apartment. "Guess what?" He asked as he moved over and kissed her on her long delicious neck. "Huh?" She said upset that he was home already. It seemed every time she sat down to work on her thesis Randy would interrupt her.

Halloween Party By Bindmetotruth ©
Halloween Party by bindmetotruth © They met on the internet and had been talking for a month on the phone, getting to know one another. They knew each others basics and even some of their secrets. However, when they both agreed to dress up and go to a Halloween party that was open to the public, and actually meet and maybe live out one of their fantasies, both spent days stammering for reasons not to attend. In the end the curiosity and desire won out. After all, they didn't have to go through with their mutual fantasy of having sex in a public place with a virtual stranger all they had to do is meet. No promises of anything. Since they never met, they agreed they would see if they could find each other at this Halloween Party. They knew the basics of course; she was 5' 2", brown hair that fell to the middle of her back and deep brown eyes. She would be dressed in a black dress, cut mid thigh in the front and full length in the back, shimmer of lace will cover her face and tra

Halloween Party By Kingdiamond74 ©
Halloween Party by KingDiamond74 © It was October 13th, and I was getting excited about the Halloween party Gary and I was invited to. Every year our friends, Dan and Pam, put on a private costume party for a selected group of friends. It was curious, but this was the first year we were invited to the party. When I asked Pam why we weren't asked before, she replied; "The other members of our group are hesitant about bringing in new people to our party. This year, they were interested in bringing in some new blood into the group. I suggested you and Gary, and they approved! So here you are!" I felt her explanation was good enough, and I was thrilled to be included. I knew there were doctors, lawyers, and CEOs that attended this gala event. Pam added that we needed to wear costumes that depicted something very creative! Gary and I thought about our costumes over the weekend, and Monday we went out to get them. We thought we came up with the most original costumes and accessories

Halloween Party By Intriguess ©
Halloween Party by intriguess © We were planning on attending a costume party for Halloween but once you saw me you forgot all about the party. I was dressed in nearly sheer skirt of many colors of scarves that seemed to be tucked into a gold belt around my hips. My bra covered in same gauzy material obscuring my stomach my dark black hair tumbling in wild curls over my shoulders. A few gold bracelets on my wrist and one adorning my ankle. You smile and murmur, "You're not going anywhere dressed like that." "Ummm," I softly hum, "that was my intention." I make a full turn showing off the shimmering gauzy fabric of my costume. "I see that, and much much more," your grin tells me more as I notice your simple pirate costume. "Care to ravish me?" I ask smiling boldly. "So ye be a wench then?" you ask with a bad accent and a lewd wink. "Actually I'm supposed to be a lonely ignored harem girl." "Very convincing, care to dance for me?" you sit down stretched o

Halloween Night
Halloween Night by lickablenipsddd © It was dark, and eerie night. The wind was blowing in heavy gusts. In the distance you could hear thunder rolling over the hills. The moon had a blue haze over it, but the sky was black, and looked like it was getting ready to open and pour rain every where. She has been driving a long time, and she was getting tried, hungry, and in need of a bath. For the last hour the car has been acting funny, and now the last few miles the car started spitting, and sputtering. She looked out the window, hoping to see a house with lights on. Just as she thought she spotted one in the distance the car dead. She let it roll till it stop. She pushed open the door, and step out. The wind was whipping her hair into her face, as she pushed it out of her face, and looked around. She saw a dim light threw the trees. Thinking there must be a driveway up the road a little bit. Grabbing her overnight bag, and purse she set off down the road to find it. It was

Halloween Mistake...
Halloween Mistake... by satinlvr_mwf © Our neighbor’s Halloween party last month was one that I shall never forget. The theme was dressing for a fairy tale, so my husband wore a furry wolf costume, and I wore a very provocative Red Riding Hood costume. It was made of red satin, with a full, flippy skirt that only went down to my mid-thigh, 4-inch red patent leather spike heels, and a red bodice that showed ample cleavage for my 34C breasts. I painted my nails blood red, wore red lipstick, and placed a red ribbon in my hair. To top it off, I pulled on a red satin cape, down to the hem of my skirt. My husband took one look at me and whistled. I pushed him off, for now! We got to the party and it was in full swing. We mingled with other couples, noticing the different costumes, and we even saw a few couples with the same furry wolf costumes as my husband! We snacked a little, had a few drinks and danced a few numbers. My husband then excused himself to use the restroom, and I deci

Halloween Love Story
Halloween Love Story by themosnar © The morning came on as any other, dull and bleary. The fall chill had worked its way once again into the morning air. He slipped out of bed onto the chilled wood floor jumping back quickly as his feet touch the ground as cold as death. Getting up the courage to move again he slips his feet down searching this time for his slippers. Finding them he stands and goes into the bathroom. Brushing his teeth the mirror clouds over from the steamy water boiling up out of the wash basin. He wipes it away and stares at himself for a moment until he sees movement behind him. Quickly turning around he looks behind himself sure that the image in the mirror was that of a beautiful woman. In fact it was the only beautiful woman he had ever known, the very same one who had been killed three years ago this very night, by a drunken driver. Oh how he missed her so...no more now than just a shell of a man mechanically going about his day he imagined the times be

Halloween Hooker
Halloween Hooker by windwriter © The guy I've been dating briefly is going out with some buddies on Saturday, so I decided to attend a Halloween Costume party at a local bar that night. Deciding what to wear was the hard part. I have always had a sexual fantasy of dressing like a hooker, but it isn't something easily fulfilled... Halloween seems the perfect time to dress up and not raise any eyebrows. I really wanted to look the part so I bought a black latex skirt and a pair of crotchless fishnet hose. The skirt was shorter than I would normally wear, but for my costume it was perfect. I found a skimpy dark red halter-top that revealed my midriff and some gaudy hoop earrings and a necklace at the goodwill. I rented a long brunette wig from a costume store. The finishing touch came from a girlfriend who loaned me a pair of black boots. They came to just above my knee and flared slightly at the top. I spent two evenings at home walking in them, just to get used to the stiletto

Halloween Hayride
Halloween Hayride by ABradleyLewis © He hadn't seen her in 20 years. They had gone to high school together and had played around a bit, but never had the right timing to get truly serious. There was always an amazing chemistry -- but despite that everpresent sizzle, somehow they managed to just drift apart, going their separate ways. Hearing about their upcoming reunion, he called just to see if she was going, and to see how life was treating her. From her holiday cards he had assumed she was content and happy without him -- which always gave him a hollow feeling inside. They chatted -- soon enough, the usual sharp banter fell over into the outright sexual teasing that had been part of their communication style from the very beginning. The chemistry was still hot -- even boiling -- at least from his point of view. As they talked over the next few weeks, he realized his feelings were as intense as ever. He had to find out if there was ever going to be a chance for them. He co

Halloween Fun
Halloween Fun by nephewjerry © This is a true story that happened to me right after my divorce. I'm hoping she returns, but maybe that will be a story for next year. Enjoy. * * * * * Since my divorce I've encountered women everywhere that are either in a similar situation I was in, or are still in one. My situation was, that my spouse just stopped liking sex, no its not me, just one of those things that happen to some marriages. Right after my divorce I moved back to Texas, wasn't looking forward to the lonely holidays, because of being away from my kids. Halloween was the first holiday to come along, after the move and divorce, if I'd known things were going to be like this, I'd not been so down about the holidays. I moved into a neighborhood that had quite a few families in it. One I like the quietness of the streets at night, and not having to worry about loud parties at all hours of the night and day. I decorated the house moderately for Halloween, I've never been one

Halloween Date
Halloween Date by StormHeart © "What the hell good is practicing witchcraft if you can't even get a little love magic going in your own life?" said Ron, talking to himself in the antique hall mirror. "I'm not that bad looking...am I?" A strange, ethereal voice filled his ears. "No Ron, you're the fairest of them all!" He spun around, catching Meg before she could duck down behind the couch once more. Red-faced and no longer able to restrain her laughter, she came across the room towards him. "And how long have you been spying on me?" he said, his voice giving immediate lie to the anger he meant to feign. "I'm sorry, Ron, but that was priceless. Just for a minute, you looked like you'd found Snow White's magic mirror." "Well, it was kind of a personal moment. Hey, don't go telling everybody I talk to myself, OK?" "You got it. Sounds like you got enough problems going on right now. What happened to Jackie?" "Dumped again. We went out a couple of times, but I gue

Halloween Dare Ch. 03
Halloween Dare Ch. 03 by n2anal78 © Dave awakens with a slight start, but his mind still feels foggy. It was still night, though the moon had moved significantly in the sky. Had it all been a dream? Had it even been real? Well the fact that his penis was still hanging out of his pants seemed to prove it had either been real or he had masturbated to his imagined sexual encounter. A sexual encounter with a ghost? Then he felt his leg brushed by something. His heart jumps instantly into his throat, before beginning its sprint to pound its way out of his chest. Slowly he gropes around until he finds his portable T.V.. Flipping the switched reveals that the batteries had either died, or it was broken due to the tackle of that ghost. Steeling his nerves he slowly gets up on his knees, and there laying on the floor.... A girl! Despite the eeriness of the only illumination being from the moon, which was now at a level where it could shine right into this room, this w

Halloween Dare Ch. 02
Halloween Dare Ch. 02 by n2anal78 © How the bitch had won I had no idea, the stupid contest had been in the bag! Keri is such a bitch; I know she fucking cheated some how. The contest had been a cheer off, and not only did it get Keri captainship of the cheer squad of Galstonberry but to make things interesting they had spiced up the competition. The loser had to go up to the haunted house at the edge of Galstonberry and Shady Water and spend the night, not just any night but Halloween, the anniversary of the night of the grisly murders over a hundred years ago. The story was that the father had lost his wife years before in some accident and to relieve himself of sexual tension he would rape and beat his daughter. Then one Halloween night when he came to her, she killed him and then committed suicide. That was the story I had always heard at school, the thing was that the story continued that the ghost of the father would rape any girl who entered the house, and when

Halloween Dare Ch. 01
Halloween Dare Ch. 01 by n2anal78 © Those magic words had been uttered. "Dave, I dare you." Eric said and now I could not back down. That was three days ago, it was easy to be brave three days before Halloween, but now that the day was here, and more importantly the night was here it seemed like one of the stupider things I had ever done. Three days ago I had been talking about the Deforest house at the farthest end of town at the top of the hill. The Deforest house was reputed to be haunted. It sat right on the border of my humdrum town Shady Water and the next Galstonberry. It was said that the father had gone into a rage when his daughter had brought home a boy from school that she had claimed to fall in love with. In his madness he killed the boy with a shotgun and then he raped and murdered his only daughter before taking his own life. That was the legend, and it had been told and re-told by all of us in high school. It was a popular senior dare to go up to

Halloween Birthday Treat
Halloween Birthday Treat by lilymay © David Spencer had hidden his ancestry well. No one in the states knew that he was a direct descendant of the infamous Dr. Frankenstein, who created the creature that wrought fear in the people of the tiny village in Transylvania. And resulted in the tragic deaths of the scientist, his assistant, and the creature. No one knew that Frankenstein's fiancee had left the country already pregnant with his child. But because of the scandal of his hideous creature, Frankenstein's bride-to-be fled to America to hide and start a new life. It was there that she met another scientist fell in love. He treated her like a princess, and the baby she bore, he adopted. Thus the name Frankenstein was removed from the family, until the children were told of their true heritage, when they reached adulthood. It was 5 years ago, today, October 31st, that David's grandmother told him of his true heritage. Ironic, David thought, that I am a scientist, too. Not only

Halloween At St. Etienne
Halloween At St. Etienne by agezinder © Halloween at St. Etienne ...enter Evangeline… It felt like only yesterday, yet it seemed so long ago. The darkness engulfed me like the hot torrid flames of an uncontrollable inferno. And through the windows the scant light from the candles served as stars in this dark universe. The scent was unmistakably musty with a hint of…blood, old blood. How peculiar. The cold driving rain hit my face like piercing needles. But I didn't mind. I love the rain. I came to this place to find him. I received his invitation several weeks back, a sort of riddle as you may. He had made references to all things dark and to come to his Halloween soiree. To come to St. Etienne, an abandoned cathedral on the outskirts of the city. I arrived drenched and tired, coming a long way to get here. The rain had fallen in steady streams of melancholy, pouring the sorrows of the world upon my scalp. Solitary and determined, with a dash of apprehension mixed in

Halloween Angel
Halloween Angel by hroy2 © For Shelley... It was a brisk October night. The cool autumn air rustled though the trees, sending cascades of red, yellow and orange leaves to the ground. It was a perfect night for Halloween. Ghouls and goblins crowded the streets on their annual hunt for tricks and treats. Shelly added the finishing touches to her costume. She was going to a friends costume party, dressed as an angel. She did not look like your typical angel however. She had on a very short, sheer white dress adorned with fluffy white feathers and a halo sitting on a bed of shoulder length golden hair. She had a pretty face which was dusted with silver glitter. Her wings were made from real feathers and were attached to the back of her dress. She was a tall girl, around 5'8"and had worked hard to keep her youthful figure. She had on white thigh high stockings and white pumps that accented the length and curves of her long slender legs. It was not at all what you would expect a c

Halloween Affair
Halloween Affair by Boobert © The candles were lit, the computer in the upstairs bedroom was loaded with the special directions program, the 3 cool mist humidifiers were full and in position, dinner was warming in the oven, a Strangers in the Night record sat on the turntable, fresh batteries has been placed in the vibrator, the gate at the side of the house was slightly ajar, and as the clock chimed 10, it was time to stoke the fire in the living room. Soon she would be there... Outside a bowl held a variety of candies and chocolates, eerie music drifted over the front garden that was sporting a pair of dangling skeletons, and many planters full of dead geraniums, recently frozen by an unexpected deep freeze. Some children braved the long walk to the porch, others pondered, but fled into the night... I used to like trick or treating, but tonight, I wanted to treat her like her husband never did. We had become lovers by accident, but neither one of us ever wanted it to stop.

Halloween - Two Wizards
Halloween - Two Wizards by TonyDowse © TWO WIZARDS The place was a whirling cacophonous jostle of laughing, shouting, some impatiently crying, children - each one hell-bent on obtaining their choice, that is until they saw some other child's undoubtedly even better one. It was my first taste of the pre-Halloween hell of hiring a child's costume - but then in the year since the divorce I had had many such new experiences. Josh, my eight year old son, had been planning for weeks to go as his absolutely favourite character - 'Spiderman' - that was until his teacher had come up with her own plan. Recognising the realities of 21st century life, in which not all 'families' were nuclear, she had proposed, very generously I thought, to organise an evening that all the children could be involved in - including those whose parent/s or carer/s might actually be working. She had co-opted those adults who were able to help out and organised the class into several groups, so the occ

Halloween Moon - Part 2
We quickly downed our milk and walked out the backdoor toward Tonya's lovely garden. Reggie's arm was tight around my waist. Funny, I had lived down the road from Tonya for several years and had never realized she had such a beautiful piece of property behind her house. All I had ever noticed was the high privacy fence around her back yard. # "I'll bet it's really pretty out here in the summertime when everything's in bloom," I said, walking with our arms around each other's waist. Reggie is three inches shorter than I am, making her the prefect height to rest her head against my shoulder as we strolled along. "Yeah, it is. But Tonya really enjoys her garden and keeps something going out here just about all year round. It's always lovely and the place has such a comforting effect to it. I spend quite a bit of time out here myself," she explained, pointing out several beautiful plants arranged around the Wicca altar we stood before. "I wouldn't mind spending some time out here

Halloween Moon - Part 1
Halloween Moon by Brandy Chase © Regina and I have several classes together at the local college. She has been trying to get me to go different places with her for a long time. I like her well enough, I mean heck, I think I'm actually in love with her. I get this silly mushy feeling every time I get around her. She's about as pretty and sexy as they come. She's a tall girl with long slender legs, a slim waist, and enough boobs to choke an alligator. I feel a deep burning desire to touch those breasts every time I see her. They're perfectly shaped globes of sexuality. I don't know; they may be loaded with plastic, but I'd damn sure like to find out for myself. But something about her scares me. Well, it's not really her that scares me so much; it's her friends and their beliefs. They're witches, Wiccas. I'm a Christian. Even though I'm wild about Reggie, that's what everybody calls her, our friends and families would not mesh. If my family even suspected how I felt about Regg

The Halloween Party By Goblinbox ©
The Halloween Party by goblinbox © There are times in one's life when the lines between fantasy and reality get blurred. Your imagination can ask you questions the your rationale cannot answer. The wonder of it all becomes your guide into life's mysterious wilderness...and yet somehow the most simplest of things can seem so unreal, as if the mundane no longer exists, or at least, not be acknowledged. That's when you know that a new chapter will begin in your life, and then after the first page of the rest of your life is written, all the previous pages become an archive to the illusion of your past...and that is where I begin. My lover, Vanessa, and I had received an invitation to a Halloween party. It was the usual costume type affair that we get invited to each year; for which allows us to use our creativity and culture awareness to create the most clever of costumes. We usually do a couples-type arrangement: like a Bonnie and Clyde in our earlier giddy-like years, to somethi

The Halloween Costume Party
The Halloween Costume Party by beatcha2it © I guess first you should know that I consider the "Sensuous Woman", a book written some time ago, a Bible of sorts for sensual women like myself. I found the book in a dime store a while ago. After having read it and lived it I feel so self-assured about my sexuality that I can look at a man and know he sees in my eyes exactly what he wants. One chapter that has always made me moist is the chapter about party sex, just reading the chapter is enough to make me reach for my dildo! That chapter of the book details one of my greatest fantasies. My vibrator starts buzzing around my clit at the part when it states "be prepared for the fact that you'll be expected to walk around nude." Then, I'm shoving my dildo in and out of my cunt at full strength when it gets to the part that reads "and also expect that anyone and everyone at the party could walk in on you at anytime. Yes, as you guessed I couldn't sit through "Eyes Wide Shut" without ru

A Halloween Party
A Halloween Party by Tipson © Chapter 1 The sun had just risen. It shone on the leaves, it made prisms through water drops, and filtering in through the blinds it awoke Mario from his sleep. After having a nice long lazy stretch he got up and went to the bathroom to take care of the morning business. Then he went down to the kitchen to have breakfast. He was already regretting awakening. After a long night of drinking his body had reacted adversely, his mouth had that I-drank-too-much-flavor, but, thank goodness, not with a hangover. He never got those, but had a strong desire to sleep but unable to because of job responsibilities. It was Halloween and he was looking to a very long day; meeting with all sorts of parents, and kids that just would not stay still, and cry at the mention of the word no. Also, all these people walking around asking questions and expecting quick answer that he almost decided to not go in at all. But money is necessary for one's living. What he

Halloween With Sinnndy - Part 2
Halloween With Sinnndy by sinnndy © Billy announced to Peter that he had the most obedient and talented slut around, and also told Peter that he was about to show him just what a good little whore I was. He commanded me to go to Peter and to suck him off. I had never been with Peter sexually before, he was a good looking guy in his mid 30's, 5-10 and pretty solid, with long shoulder length brown hair and a nice juicy 8" cock which I took straight down my throat, staying there for about a minute as I worked my throat on his cock. The people that had stuck around were in awe. I then slowly pulled him out of my throat and mouth, and then started licking his cock like an ice cream cone. Peter already knew that I was a better cocksucker than Tanya, and I think Tanya could see that I was too. It was nice not being rushed, to be able to tease and really give his cock a nice working over. I would suck him hard and bring him close to climax, and then back off, sucking on his balls, at

Halloween With Sinnndy - Part 1
Halloween With Sinnndy by sinnndy © It's been a while since I have found the time to write a story, so here is a small recap of what is happening in my life right now. I am 20, Billy and I are engaged to be married next Labor Day weekend and my girlfriend Jodi will probably marry Billy's brother Josh. Jodi and I still spend a lot of quality time in and out of the bedroom with each other. Josh started working for Billy a couple of months ago and is still learning the business. Both of them go out of town almost each week leaving Jodi and myself behind to fend for ourselves, so we do what comes naturally to both of us, we fool around and hang out together. My kinky sex life has slowed down quite a bit since I became engaged, not for the fact that I am engaged, but I think it was just a progression of where I am headed in life. There was no way I could keep up the pace that I was at, and I lost another online Master. Our club on MSN started taking too much time from his life, so

Halloween Suprise
Halloween Suprise by The_story_writer2003 © We had all met at university for the big Halloween party, however after an hour it became obvious it wasn't going to be as big a party as we hoped. There were enough people there but it just wasn't a good atmosphere. We all kept drinking the special Halloween shots and soon we were quite drunk. On our table we had Dracula (me), 2 witches (Claire & Laura), a scream style serial killer (Tom), a zombie (Greg) and a ghost (Phil). We soon got very bored and decided to head back to my place, had TV, and vast quantities of Alcohol. We got back to my place and all flopped onto the chairs and sofa. As we sat there laughing about how lame the party had been the girls stuck one of the music channels on, something R&B with women dancing with very little clothing. Maybe I should describe the girls; Laura is 5ft4, long brown hair, smallish breasts but a nice slim figure, Claire is slightly more curvy and a fantastic pair on her chest. It makes your

Halloween Shop Of Whores
Halloween Shop of Whores by LustQueen © Wayne and Carol took their three year old son, Jake, out on his first ever Trick or Treating adventure. It was agreed that they would basically stay within the neighborhood of their edge of the city community. During this adventure, the couple encountered a house that was most unusual. It was an old 19th century Victorian style mansion that had the owners really go all out in the Halloween theme. So much so that little Jake was too frightened to approach the house in his search for candy. This suited Carol just fine as she observed that the woman at the door giving out candy to other children was wearing a French Maid's uniform that showed quite a bit of her unnaturally large cleavage. Wayne on the other hand, found something twitch in his pants. The tits on that buxom redhead got his mind and pulse racing. In fear of getting an earful from his wife, Wayne pretended not to notice. Thank God he was wearing a trenchcoat, so covering u

Halloween Sex Party
Halloween Sex Party by sex4u4647 © After having been married for five years, Art and Rita were getting totally bored with life and each other. Their day to day life was without change, work, dinner, TV, bed (to sleep),sex twice a week. If that often. There had to be more. One fuck of a lot more. One morning in the mail there was an invitation to a party at a friends house. It was to be a sexy costume party, dance, bring your own bottle, saturday nite. Just in time for Halloween Rita called Shirley. "Morning dear, got your invite, who will be there and whats the deal?" "Well,, there will be five other couples, three of them are swingers." Shirley explained. "Costumes are to be sexy and revealing as possible. It will probally turn into a swap partner fucking party. But no one has to do anything that they don't want to." "You know that I like to flirt, so does Art, but anything else Im not sure." Rita said. "I haven't been with anyone but Art since before we got married. B

Halloween Party Night
Halloween Party Night by English Bob © "So, what do you think," said Sally, "do you like it?" It would have been tough not to like my wife's Halloween costume. The black satin contrasted beautifully with her pale complexion and long blonde hair as she paraded in front of me. "A witch," I joked, "how very appropriate! But not any normal witch costume this. The front was scooped down so low as to show all but the smallest portion of Sally's breasts and the skirt was so short that the casual observer would have been able to immediately tell the colour of panties that she wore - if she in fact had have worn any. Her long, slim legs were encased in the finest black silk stockings and the whole ensemble was finished off with vicious looking black spike-heeled shoes. "Oh yeah?" she chided, lifting the skirt to show me her neatly trimmed bush, "but I bet you'd love to ride my broomstick!" I moved towards her my hands immediately reaching for her partially exposed body. The s

Halloween Party At Our House...
Halloween Party At Our House... by r_robert © Halloween Party At Our House Turns Into More Halloween night is a night I look forward to every year. Every year we have a party everyone gets drunk and fucks all night. This year was gonna be different I was soon to find out. Everyone starts arriving as usual around 7:00 just about time it gets dark. Even though we know everyone that's coming, with the costumes its hard to tell who is who. I am dressed as a high school cheerleader and my husband Rick is dressed as a football player. To my surprise every man at the party was also dressed as a football player, all having same color uniform and number. Its hard to tell which one is my husband when they are by each other. Back in high school I was a cheerleader and Rick was on the football team. I would tease him a lot with my little outfit, bending over and showing my butt cheeks, like I didn't know they would show. Every year I wore same costume and would do the same thing. Bending

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by damonX © Halloween. October 31st and I didn't have any plans. I had a bit of a headache so I decided to take a little walk around the dorms. I had heard that there was a big costume party going on somewhere but I hate to dress up. The halls were pretty quiet for a friday night so I figured everyone must be out for the night. As I stepped out of the stairwell I heard a mix of voices coming from down the hall. As I continued my boredom induced trek, a small group of girls turned the corner and came into view. Like most residence girls they were butt ugly, but there was one that certainly caught my attention. She was dressed like a french maid (which is kind of a fetish of mine), with a very short maid skirt and fishnet stockings. I had seen her around a few times before, but she had never really cauhgt my attention. Untill now that is! As my eyes wandered from her cute face and curly blonde hair to those luscious legs I began to feel a familiar feeling in my balls.

Halloween Orgy
Halloween Orgy by analplayplease © It was October 29th I had just gotten home from another literature class. On my door was a folded piece of paper. It was an invitation to a Halloween Party in my apartment complex from my friend Cory. Arrival between 10-11 p.m. Costumes a must. Beer on tap, some liquor available. To end when everyone left. I decided to put my things away and go to Cory's for a little more information. His car was parked so I knew he was home. I made sure to lock my door and then I headed down the street to his apartment. I knocked and within ten seconds I heard an "enter" come from within. I smiled and gave Cory a hello hug. He patted the couch and I sat next to him. "So you got the invitation?" He asked. "Yes, a bit late to invite people huh?" And he said, "No way, two days is plenty of time." I smiled and knew deep down he was right. "I suppose I have to wear a costume." A nod was all the reply I got. I asked what he was going as and a little smirk and a "

Halloween Masque - Part 2
Halloween Masque by kinpatsu © "I certainly intend to," was all I could say. Thankfully she dropped down onto my chest so that I could feel her heavenly breasts press naked against my flesh and wiggled sexily on top of me until she got the head of my prick lodged properly. Here, however, she didn't press her advantage. "Tell me you want it," she said while pulling back a touch and spreading the head of my prick with her excess personal lubricant. I was a complete slave to her passions. At that moment I could do nothing but what she asked. "I want it more than my life. I want inside you." She wiggled more furiously, but still didn't let me in. "Tell me there's no pussy like mine." I decided to lay it on heavy. "Your pussy is one if the finest of instruments of any kind in the world. Rich men would render themselves paupers for just one motion of bliss within you." I was laying it on so thick it sounded ridiculous. "The talent between your legs is only rivaled by your inc

Halloween Masque - Part 1
Halloween Masque by kinpatsu © We were laying there, surrounded by a mess of sheets that only a complete rebuild of the bed would fix. At the moment we were curled in each others arms admiring the sweaty looks of complete satiation, but the lethargy of that same satiation was lurking. I was looking forward to napping with her cuddled into my shoulder, but she wanted to talk. Well, I can do that too. "Hmmm. That was nice," she hummed into my chest. Her fingers were running through my hair and she'd poured her body into a shape that fitted nicely with my crude form. "Do you suppose we can do that again this evening?" "I'll have to check my appointment book," I mumbled sleepily. "But baring any meetings with world leaders or captains of industry, I think I can work you in." "Tease. Don't think that I couldn't talk you into it any time, anywhere." "Yes dear," was my noncommittal answer. "You had better be paying attention," she reproved me with a cliche, "because there w

Halloween Hooking
Halloween Hooking by dr. Jocelyn © Dear Jocelyn, It was just supposed to be a unique costume. That is what we intended when we came up with the idea. First, I should give you some background. My name is Tasha and I live in Detroit. I'm a junior in college and I also work on weekends at the local mall. My friend Paula and I hand plans to attend the Halloween festivities that would take place in the city on Saturday night. It was Friday night when we decided that we had better come up with a costume for the next night. We actually were under the false impression that we could rent something the day before the biggest party of the year. After the third costume shop the frustration really set in. Paula and I aren't exactly what you'd call skinny. We are tall in stature, but I think it would be accurate to call us "pleasingly plump" On top of that, we are both quite large in the breast and butt department. I for one, have always had difficult finding clothes that fill well, esp

Halloween Hedonism
Halloween Hedonism by lilminx © Kara entered her house a little unsteadily. She had just gone to the third Halloween costume party of the week and was drunk as well as fed up. The party had been her friend Christine's. "It's all the same, every year," she thought to herself. "I'm always the single woman at these damn things. I walk in, and everyone asks, 'Who did YOU bring, Kara?' Sheesh, why is it so important that I have to bring a date? Then there are the do-gooders who try to push me towards any single guy there, no matter HOW gross he is!" She walked into her room and looked in the mirror. She had gone to the party as a French Maid (she knew it was a common costume, but didn't care). Kara inspected herself from head to toe in the mirror. She had a black and white headband that was set in her long, brown, wavy hair. On her face, she wore sultry make-up: dark eyeshadow and eyeliner on her almond-shaped eyes, dark red lipstick on her pouty lips, and she had affixed a small bir

Halloween Celebration
Halloween Celebration by Son_of_Hat © Hello, my name is Dan. Last year, my wife Kelli & I decided to throw a Halloween costume party with some friends of ours. A lot of preparation was put into both the party as well as in deciding on our costumes. I put together a great Scottish highlander outfit, complete with a kilt. Kelli went with the traditional "sexy cat" outfit that was comprised of cat ears, a tail, a hot little black leotard, & fish net stockings. She also was going to have whiskers painted on her face. Kelli's younger sister, Joanne, had driven to our place from her home 500 miles away and would be staying with us for the weekend. I hadn't seen it yet, but she told us she planned to wear a french maid's outfit. We had invited a couple dozen friends to come including Kelli & Joanne's other sister, Monika, who lived just across town from us. Monika was Kelli's older sister by a couple of years. My best friend Ben & his wife Kathy were also going to be coming. The day

Halloween 2003
Halloween 2003 by rosewall © Richard left work early. He had some errands to run before the Halloween party. He was anxious; he had not been to a costume party in twenty five years. Pulling to the curb in front of the costume shop, Richard was envisioning himself as batman or superman. Stepping up to the counter, Richard said, "Do you have a couple of costumes reserved for Richard Smith?" Opening a book, a tall older gentleman behind the counter flipped several pages and said, "No I don't see anything under Smith." Pulling out his cell phone, Richard called his wife. When she answered, he asked, "Linda, Didn't you reserve the costumes?" After a silence, Linda said, "Oh god, I forgot!" Getting upset, Richard told her he would get something and hung up. Turning back to the man behind the counter, Richard said, "Do you have a batman or superman costume?" Looking at his watch, the clerk said with a sigh, "At five o'clock on Halloween day, we really d

The Halloween Whore
he Halloween Whore by JHyde © Call me a spoil sport, but after I'd turned twelve I never cared much for Halloween. I'd had my share of dressing up in those ridiculous costumes and performing trick or treat stunts, so when Kyle asked if I'd like to come to his Halloween bash, I automatically said no. That's not to say that I didn't feel honored at having been invited. Kyle and his best pal Chad were pretty cool guys and two of the most popular seniors in school. To be honest the invitation had surprised me, being the new kid to the neighborhood, but I figured he was just being nice, wanting me to feel like one of the guys. The thing was, besides not caring much for Halloween, I didn't like parties either. I guess I'm just not your average kind of party guy. I'd just fixed a bowl of popcorn and was about to settle down to watch the latest 'Zombie Flesh Eater' offering on TV when a raucous knocking sounded on the door. "Fuck, Roger, you turned down coming to Kyle's party to watc

The Halloween That Changed My Life
The Halloween That Changed My Life by itisme © My Master had told me that this Halloween would be very special for both of us, and I knew enough to take him at his word. I had always thought of myself as a normal straight guy – but after a party my wife and I had attended about two years ago, he took me aside to "correct' my manners, but that is a totally different story. In short for the last two years I have been serving him two to four times a month. My wife doesn't seem to care about sex that often so she never suspects that I have been masturbating for a man, catching my cum and then licking it clean and if she had any idea that I could give better head than she ever gave me, it would freak her out I am sure. My Master had told me to take the afternoon of October 31st off as well as the next day. I was told to be at his house at 3:30 pm to prepare for the evening. I tried to imagine what he would have me do – maybe a vampire scene? I had no idea what to expect. At 3:30 p

Halloween Surprise
Halloween Surprise by Darrin And Beth © "You've got mail." That's the message the subbies see. Knowing it could be orders they open it right away. Four subs, four different computers but the same invitation. Message reads, "Please Come! Its Halloween Costume Party! You MUST be here at 8:00pm sharp! DON'T BE LATE!" The only differences were in the sender. lil'tude and Dara received their invites (commands?) from Max1954. Beth and Wildone received theirs from Master Darrin. The subbies decide to get ready and ride together, the instructions being so incomplete, just a time handwritten directions left for Beth by Master Darrin. What are They up to? It's getting late, dark and cloudy out, thunder raging but the sky has yet to pour the promised rain. Dara, the lovely harem girl driving the lot of subbies, bared belly quivering, elbows tude, "HEY woman, which way from here?" Tude sits up tall in the seat, looking proud in her leather bustier and mini skirt, fully the Domme, "Hel

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by seduce888 © It has during the Vietnam Era when I was found guilty by an Ohio jury, guilty of not only abandoning the military, my life as well. Sitting in a small cell and fed cold beans and two week old bread for months before I was able to be treated like the rest of the cons in here. Thinking how dumb I was for fleeing the U.S. army. But at least I'm alive and can live to see another day. I don't know what the outcome might have been if I was still the gunner, but one thing is for sure and that is, my days are numbered here at the rock. It was a long and undeserving five years of my existence when I finally left this hellhole of a joint. Stepping out into the unusual warm air, free world to come and go as I please once again. Hopping the next bus back to my hometown where I can eat normal food, get laid and catch a high school football game. I felt to see my penis was still there though my tight jeans, while I made my way down the crowded college campus

Halloween Flight Of Fantasy
Halloween Flight of Fantasy by Scheherazade © He glanced down at the illuminated dial of his watch, adjusting the brown leather band with his right hand. Eight o’clock. It had been a long day, and his flight was late. Boarding was tension-filled, passengers crowding onto the plane, anxious to leave the runway. An experienced traveler accustomed to delays, he considered the high levels of anxiety to be an unnecessary nuisance and quickly located his window seat on the wing. He slipped his black briefcase down into the forward space provided for such things. The stewardesses ushered other passengers into seats, trying to expedite the boarding process and get the plane in the air. He buckled the safety belt, and sat back to wait. She always sat on the wing – it seemed to minimize any possibility of motion sickness, a malady that plagued her since childhood. Reaching up to place her carry-on into the luggage compartment, she visually appraised her seatmate. An impeccably dressed

Halloween Carnival
Halloween Carnival by Sateema Lunasi © by Sateema Lunasi (AKA Maralily, AKA, Lily St. Claire) * * * * * Drunk, mascara smearing a dark streak of 'Vampiress Black' down two puffy cheeks, jeans dirty from three days wear, barefoot, one purple bruised eye. I was 23. New York faded away. Joey had hit me for the last time. At least that is what I told myself. I might have gone back to him if he bought me cheap roses. I drove the Mustang 6.0 (Joey would report it stolen) with the abandon of a fifteen year old on a fearless joyride. I got to Memphis before I ditched the Mustang and used a stolen credit card (this too, Joey would miss) to buy a 1977 Chevy clunker that was the color of moldy bread. I named the car "Loaf." I bought a car, but I didn't bother buying shoes. The salesman wasn't the kind of man who cared about shoes, shirts or service. I hugged my shaggy designer coat to my body and drove. It was that night that I had decided to drive to Nevada. New York had stuck me wi

Halloween At Blair Bluffs
Halloween at Blair Bluffs by Bard © Halloween has always been a festive time for the residents of Blair Bluff Estates. It was one of the few times that the entire addition participated in the events. Kids could go door to door trick or treating, and the adults gathered at someone's house for a large block party. A few years back, the high school and college students started having a party of their own. Usually it involved some form of cloak and dagger type adventures to add to the fun. This year, Brenda, a senior in college, set the theme: Vampires vs. Vampire Hunters. This meant that either you went costumed as a vampire, or you wore your own costume and were a hunter. The residents thought it was a great theme, rules were set, and sides were divided. Sonya had decided on a costume way back over the summer, so in keeping with the theme, had chosen to be a hunter. She was a junior at the same college as Brenda, but kept her distance. Brenda was a cheerleader, and a sorority memb

Halloween Candy
You know one thing that ticks me off? Well, i know halloween has come and gone and i know im probably to old to trick or treat, but i was takin my little sis around the neighborhood and we come to this house thats obviously rich. so, we ring the bell, do the whole 'trick or treat' thng and then, the lady drops a single miniture lollipop into my sis's bag. i mean, its tiny! now, thats not really what ticked me off. wat really ticked me off was when we got to this poor house, this lady opens the door and we see they're VERY poor. little furnitire, bad lighting, the works. anyway, this lady drops two huge lollipops into the bag. they mmusta been three times the size of the rich ladys lolloipop. I mean, how does that happen? leave ne a comment if you want to shed some light on this mystery.

“halls Of Illusions”
“Halls of Illusions” [Violent J] Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real But you had to fuck up tha whole deal "Lets take a walk down the hallway It's a long way it, it takes all day!" And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair With straps and chains, we slap you in there Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread And pull your eyelids up over your head Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream It's just to bad it ain't what it seems [Shaggy 2 Dope] You walk in and see two kids on the floor They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score And sittin behind them chillin in a chair Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there It's some other man in the hand in hand Now she looks so happy you don't understand See this is an illusion, it never came true All because of you! [Violent J] Back to reality and what you're about

Hallows Eve
I died on hallows eve she sliced me open wth her lies I was shot in the skull when I found out that her love was not for me she buried me with what was left of her love that love turned into anger then anger grew to hate Now the scarecrow crawls out of his grave He seeks vengance He lurks in the shadows.... watching, waiting for the perfact time to strike All those who have or will betray me will answer to him He sees her in his enemies eyes He screams out his pain as he kills I died on hallows eve they tied me to the steak and burned me with their lies As for scarecrow, He lives.........

Hallelujah
She touched me seduced the deepest part raised to the heights placed passion, a la cart. Humming sweetly laid out as a buffet increased the volume in a most powerful way. Notes, ever more clear well placed on the scale. No longer background that band just sailed. Oh my, did she sing loudly but crystal clear leading that band to places far and near. Shamelessly, her song burst all out in a sizzle. Volcanic words erupting far beyond a drizzle. Jazz, rock, rhythm n' blues soul stirring powerful sound caressing me to heaven no longer a world around. Exploding passions crescendo came with a bong Oh my goodness, hallelujah, "She Sung Me A Love Song."

"halls Of The Blind"
I can see what you see not Peice of mind can not be sought Vision milke; Then eyes rot When you turn they will be gone Wispering their hidden song Trying to see what you fear most A shadow moves without a pulse Then you see what can not be Shadows move where light should be Running from darkness will take forever Chance to make it; Maybe never Out of darkness; Out of mind Cast down from the halls of the blind.

Hallow
swallowed' shallow waters fall within followed by barely breathing life sinking in hallowed echos reaching inside the rim expanding through oceans falling........... in the deepest........ end reaching for something lost again

Halls Mentho-lyptus (honey Lemon)
is my new best friend right now as I have come down with sore throat. I want to know: Is it feed a fever and starve a cold.... or, is it starve a cold and feed a fever??? LOL... Working because I need to work to pay the bills right now (and, as a relief, I don't get sick days off and paid for), but trying to take it as easy I can. Does anyone know why they only put 9 losenger drops in a Halls stick instead of 10???? Made in Canada??? A product of Cadbury Adams??? Did Cadbury candies team up with Adams spices??? Hmmmmm.....Does that now make HALLS drops a spicy candy now???? Best used by May 31 2008??? Do people really stock up on these and not use them for a year-and-a-half??? Interesting....

Hallow
Centuries of serenity lay before my feet stretching beyond the wasteland of my thoughts all arounf the piercing silence does echo once vivid picture become forgotten As I sift my way through this fossilized amnesia etched and eroded by the lightly fallen snow there, near the end, a crack ruptures through the sky an evergrowing entity of this forlorn woe As the snow turns to ash, the hollow angel grives for the ones who would never see praying to stars that no longer hear your cries eyes raining forth empty screams In this writhing calm I hang suspended the insatiable crack screams in hunger over, and over, and over is sings in delight of the horrible gifts for me that lie in slumber As the snow turns to ash, the hollow angel grieves for those things that could never be praying to the moon and the sun and the stars and the sky soul begging forth futile pleas The sea of discarded dreams solidifies encasing my every movement in a sinewy lead my lupine skin

Halloween Horoscope
Halloween Horoscope for Aquarius Halloween is your chance to bring your favorite futuristic world to life. In fact, people are often asking "What exactly *are* you?" Costume suggestions: Anyone from Star Wars or the Matrix Signature Halloween candy: Gummy eyeballs What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Orgy :d
Halloween Orgy by analplayplease © It was October 29th I had just gotten home from another literature class. On my door was a folded piece of paper. It was an invitation to a Halloween Party in my apartment complex from my friend Cory. Arrival between 10-11 p.m. Costumes a must. Beer on tap, some liquor available. To end when everyone left. I decided to put my things away and go to Cory's for a little more information. His car was parked so I knew he was home. I made sure to lock my door and then I headed down the street to his apartment. I knocked and within ten seconds I heard an "enter" come from within. I smiled and gave Cory a hello hug. He patted the couch and I sat next to him. "So you got the invitation?" He asked. "Yes, a bit late to invite people huh?" And he said, "No way, two days is plenty of time." I smiled and knew deep down he was right. "I suppose I have to wear a costume." A nod was all the reply I got. I asked what he was going as and a little smirk and a "

Halloween Pumpkin Award
31 October 1998, Canada) For Halloween this year, a Canadian man named Gary dressed as a mummy by wrapping himself from head to toe in fluffy cotton batting. The cotton was taped at the wrists and ankles, and white gloves and running shoes completed his fashionable ensemble. As the mummy was waiting in the kitchen for his girlfriend to dress for pictures of their costumes, he carelessly lit a cigarette... and burst into flames, as the flammable costume ignited. His girlfriend rushed into the kitchen and dragged him into the yard before calling the fire department. An appalled group of trick-or-treaters learned the reason for flame-retardant costumes right there on the lawn of his grilfriend's Orillia home. Firefighters arrived within minutes, and found his entire costume reduced to ashes, right down to the white coveralls underneath. Gary was covered with second- and third-degree burns. He was conscious and kept repeating, "It's my fault," apparently aware of his own role in th

Halliburton Supplied Contaminated Water To U.s. Troops
Kellogg Brown and Root(KBR), a subsidiary of Haliburton, provided water to U.S. troops in Iraq which was twice as contaminated as water from the Euphrates River, and blocked employees' attempts to tell the U.S. military at Camp Junction City in Ramadi that the water was foul or that it should immediately be chlorinated. Ben Carter, a water purification specialist who worked for KBR at Junction City, told Senate Democrats during hearnings in Washington, that KBR officials had assured him the water was being treated. When Carter discovered a problem, he started tests and learned that the water drawn from the Euphrates and polluted with sewage and other contaminates, was not being chlorinated, as reported by Reuters.

Hall Of Fame
Michael Irvin made the Football Hall Of Fame. Congrats to him. Favorite line while they were talking about it on ESPN? Stuart Scott said that Mike never showboated. Mike (deadpan): "I don't believe in showboating. I just handed the ball to the referee. I believed in playing with class." Ha ha ha! Gotta love his sense of humor. Two of the triplets in...One to go!

Hallen-weltmeisterschaften Von 1938 – 2005
Hallen-Weltmeisterschaften von 1938 – 2005 1938 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND 1954 in Schweden - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1958 in der DDR - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1961 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1964 in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1967 in Schweden - Weltmeister: TSCHECHOSLOWAKEI 1970 in Frankreich - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1974 in der DDR - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN 1978 in Dänemark - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND 1982 in Deutschland - Weltmeister: UdSSR 1986 in der Schweiz - Weltmeister: JUGOSLAWIEN 1990 in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 1993 in Schweden - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND 1995 auf Island - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH 1997 in Japan - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND 1999 in Ägypten - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN 2001 in Frankreich - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH 2003 in Portugal - Weltmeister: KROATIEN 2005 in Tunesien - Weltmeister: SPANIEN

Hallelujah
I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this...the fourth, the fifth The minor fall The major lift The baffled King composing Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you. She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne She cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Maybe I have been here before I know this room, I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you. I've seen your flag on the marble arch Love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah There was a time you let me know What's real and going on below But now you never show it to me, do you? And remember when I mo

Hallow
HE AS HALLOW AS I ALONE, A SHELL OF A MAN, JUST FLESH AND BONE. THERE'S NO SOUL; HE SEES NO LOVE . I SHAKE MY FISTS AT THE SKIES ABOVE MAD AT GOD MAD AT GOD. HE AS HALLOW AS I CONVERSE, I WISH HE'D AWAKEN FROM THIS CRUSE HEAR MY WORDS BEFOR ITS THRU I WANT TO COME IN AFTER YOU

Halloween Remake Script Review
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with my thoughts on Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN remake script. Let's get the background out of the way first. I liked the first 10 minutes of HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, but it went downhill after that, turning into a boring exercise in style over substance. However, Zombie won me back with DEVIL'S REJECTS. I can point to some dialog that didn't work, but overall the tone he captured, the characters he gave us and superb casting of horror icons really won me over. To this day, I think REJECTS made good on the promise he was making about CORPSES being a return to hard edged '70s exploitation. I am a gonzo huge fan of John Carpenter's original HALLOWEEN. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say I've seen that movie 50 times from start to finish. I'm very protective of it, but at the same time I recognize how shitty the sequels got. The only film I really hold up on a pedestal is the original, though I love HALLOWEEN II and get a bizarre kick out of the Michael Myers-l

Hallow
Have you ever felt like there was litterally nothing left inside? Like no matter what you did, nothing could fill that emptiness up? Has your pain ever gotten to the point where you're crying inside all the time?Life sux, its ment to, and happiness and a western world value that doesn't really matter. We should be content to just be, to just exist. So why does it hurt so bad when you're wronged?

Halloween Re-post
(Originally posted on October 19, 2006)Since it's close to Halloween (aka Samhain), I want to bring up an old posting I made a while back about the three types of people calling themselves "Satanists."1) LaVeyan Satanists: These people (myself included) who do not believe in a conscious "higher power" (i.e. they're "atheists" in the general sense), but believe they themselves are gods.2) Traditional Satanists: Tradtional Satanists see a conscious higher-power, but instead of being an evil, enslaving power, he is a Prometheus-like being, bringing enlightenment to those who seek him.3) Christian "Satanists": These are the assholes who think that torturing small animals is "fun" and/or grants them some sort of power (or at least makes the Satan of the Christian mythology "happy" with the individual.Satanists, TRUE Satanists (at least IMO), realize that suffering is not a method to achieve power. Mind you, it might be an end (such as the curse against their enemies), but harming inn

Halloween Horroscope
This is so true Halloween Horoscope for Scorpio Halloween is your favorite holiday for scaring and shocking others. You like to bring out your alternate persona on Halloween - and have the night of your life. Costume suggestions: A freaky monster or prince / princess of darkness. Signature Halloween candy: Candy cigarettes What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Ritual
(Originally posted on November 1, 2006)I performed a ritual to consecrate (correct term?) my new temple room performing a shortened Self-Initiation Rital found in the Black Book of Satan. It went mostly okay, except my wife called me out halfway through, tellimg me it was "creeping her out."I think it might possibly be that she is going through the same thing I went through: Thinking you're an atheist because you don't believe in the xtian god, but finding out that belief in god snuck in through the backdoor by having a subconscious belief in the xtian devil. If so, it might be hard for her to overcome that. (I still have some problems like that myself.)If that does turn out to be the problem, I will ask her if she'd like to leave the room before I perform the next ritual (probably on my birthday), or else see if she wants to do the "Pact With The Devil" thing.tag: satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, religion, ritual-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Halloween Update
ok some of you asked me about the new halloween remake (which im relly looking forward to) so i might as well post the news updates for the horror fans on my friends list this is what Zombie said on is myspace blog last night ENJOY Halloween update Yo Haddonfield Heads, I thought I was long over due with an update. Well, it's all about editing these days. I'm in my second week of editing and all I can say is EPIC. This fucker is one epic monster. You all have no idea what is coming your way. The teaser trailer doesn't even hint at what is in this film. The actors are very jazzed as well and are now all over myspace ready to meet their fans. many are in my top friends. So, head over and tell them how fucking pumped you all are for this new blast of MICHAEL MYERS MAYHEM!!!!

Hallmark Cards You Will Never See
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!.... Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as you.... have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.... After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.... I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.... that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.... I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,.... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married.... but not to you." "You look great for your age.... Almost Lifelike!" "When we were together

Halloween Update And More
hi all after about 2 months stuck on level 14 ive leveled up thanks everyone whos been rating me. sorry if ive not rated your pics or stash for a while my alerts are still not telling me when most of my friend upload something new. if ive not let me know, i always like to help my friends out. PS WHO MY CRUSH i never think i would get one off them lol. another halloween update rob zombie on myspace asked his fans to ask him questions about the new halloween remake and here are some off the answers he gave enjoy Friday, April 20, 2007 a few answers Here are a few answers to your questions. IS JAMIE LEE CURTIS GOING TO POP UP IN IT SOMEWHERE EITHER AS A CAMEO OR A SMALL ROLE? No, Jamie Lee Curtis does not appear in the film. Obviously I think she is great, but I also thought her presence would break the reality of this new film. DOES JOHN CARPENTER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE NEW MOVIE? No, other than wishing me well with the project John does not

Halloween
Dead rotted trees on all hollows eve we come to pray under floral sway midnight wind for we have sinned pagan worship on a boulder,the fire smolders A crack in the sky puzzles our mind We worship the pentagram others say we are damned Beneath the howling stars the moon shimmers on our scars blue lit forests arranged like by a florist the hushed trees creep th over me Listen for the vicious screams Hear the men on Halloween What do they say,they whisper to me prey and worship the black cat Kneel down before the witch's hat October rust in the trees and in the darkened seas Necrobutcher look at him gleam though the sewer grate steam I run afraid to a downtown masquerade In the country the stars are bright living scarecrows are a fright All alone in the alley wish for a lush green valley Manslaughter lycanthropes wish for a new hope Give me the blood of Christ and mute him into night Dig deep in my lucid dreams Hear the wolfs on Halloween what does it sa

Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers
i just watched halloween 6 tonight. not my favorite but i think i would watch it cause i have not seen it years well kind of most die hard fans knows theres another halloween 6 out there which most people call the producers cut or halloween 666 i saw the producers cut a few months ago, i had say its 100 times better then the version you can see on dvd, for 1 the producers cut relly goes in to detail about Thorn and why michael myers is trying to kill his family and the ending is alot better has anyone seen it if you seen it tell me what you think of it. if your not seen it check it out you cant bye it from shops but its all over the net heres some clips from the P-cut

Halloween At The College
Chapter 5 Halloween at the College Hobbling around the school on crutches had its advantages, so even though I could get around without them, I used them during the [day?]. One, it got the old sympathy ploy from the girls, everyone wanting to sign the cast. Also, it got me out of classes five minutes early, so I wouldn’t get caught in the crunch. Phil and I had been seeing progressively less of Kent. He had acquired a taste for Quaaludes and had given up about all else. I had tried one at his urging, eating it on the bus. I had laid down in first period study hall and, when I stood up to change to the other side of the room for second period, I stumbled and took out an entire row of desks. I stared at them dumbly for a minute, then I shuffled to the other side of the room, feeling like I had drank an entire case of beer. That was the last time I did ‘ludes. I figured if I wanted to get drunk, liquor tasted a lot better. So it was that Phil and I spent Halloween witho

The Halloween Costume Party
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his well.... 'u guys know what...' The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

The Hallowed Desert
The Hallowed Desert: by David Fisher The site of nearly constant war, Not a single day is a bore. A clash of many races, Pushed to the brink by religious faces. A vast arid plain, Saturated with years of pain. The home of giant oil reserves, Of which we must preserve. Yet another conflict arises, For Saddam wants to keep his prizes. Who knows what upcoming years will bring, But we must let freedom ring.

Hall Of Shame
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Halloween Poem...once Again For An Online Contest.
Cats of black and skin of green these are the colors or our halloween Pointy noses with warts galore goblins night out with trouble in store Broom sticks and kettles cause witches delight beware the full moon on this darkest night Spookies and spells ghost on the prowl Nightmarish creatures werewolves that howl Pumpkins and beggars line every street with little white bags they call for a treat Mystical brews that stir in the pot beware little tricksters lest you get caught The Morn brings "All Saints day" when things should be clean But tonight is for fun because it's Halloween

Halloween
I have decided what I wanted to Be for Halloween....Yea yea its early but soon Im goin to work off this baby weight the beginning of July.Cause I want to be a naughty...sexy...schoolgirl :) red plaid.Im gettin excited just thinkin about it....so no more junk food for me this coming up sunday...No more convos with my friend about ice cream(purdy)or the special with the 1.99 burger...I think Im bout to cry.*pouts* Oh well its for a good cause.Dont get me wrong,Im gonna treat myself once a week.I need support big time when that time comes.*Crosses Fingers*

Hall Of Fame Coach Bill Walsh, Who Won Three Super Bowls With The 49ers, Dead At 75
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Bill Walsh, the groundbreaking football coach who won three Super Bowls and perfected the ingenious schemes that became known as the West Coast offense during a Hall of Fame career with the San Francisco 49ers, has died. He was 75. Walsh died early Monday following a long battle with leukemia, according to Stanford University, where he served as coach and athletic director. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Walsh meant so much to us 49er fans and bay Area folk. Even if you were not 9ers fan, you grew to respect and love him for the person he was on and off the field. He was one of my idols, not just because of his superior coaching style, but for his demeanor with his friends, family and his fans. He always showed great respect and admiration for his opponents. You would never see him bad mouthing anyone, ever. That just wasn't his style. I feel very priviledged to have grown up in

Halloween Total Skull
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Hallowicked 2007 Tour
Tours and Appearances Last Updated: March 23, 2007 HALLOWICKED 2007 TOUR OCT 15th Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory 421 North 7th Street OCT 16th Norfolk, VA The Norva 317 Monticello Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 17th Baltimore, MD Sonar 407 East Saratoga St Get Tickets Now! OCT 19th Worcester, MA The Palladium 261 Main St Get Tickets Now! OCT 20th Hartford, CT Webster Theater 31 Webster St Get Tickets Now! OCT 21st Cleveland, OH Agora Theater 5000 Euclid Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 23rd Sauget, IL (St. Louis) Pop's 1403 Mississippi Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 24th Tulsa, OK Cain's Ballroom 423 north Main St Get Tickets Now! OCT 26th Milwaukee, WI The Rave 2401 West Wisconsin Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 27th Noblesville, IN Verizon Wireless Music Center 12880 East 146th St Get Tickets Now! OCT 28th Chicago, IL Congress Theatre 2135 North Milwaukee Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 30th Co

The Hallway
The Hallway by BrwnBeauty She stood at the door her back to the hall He came towards her making no sound at all. Looking left and looking right He found not a soul in sight. He came up behind her and lifted her skirt She drew in a breath because she smelled his shirt. Leaning back into his chest She smiled as the hand found her breast. She did not turn for she knew it was him He grinned and continued to caress her skin. Stroking her slowly helping her rise He inhaled the scent coming from her thighs. He slipped his fingers deeper in She groaned as her head pressed into his chin. Feeling the wetness surrounding his hand She felt so weak like she could not stand. She heard the cart coming down the hall He didn't stop pressed them closer to the wall. Silently cries came from between clinched lips He lifted his leg and shifted her hip. He whispered her name gently in her ear She thought she'd faint as the cart came nearer. Drawing abreast of the coupled pa

Hallowicked Night
Candel Filled punkins Sugar n sweets Axe's n Faygo Throughout the night The carnival Freakshow Killen an a stealling If you dont want our trick Then give us your treat Rap tap tap on your door Don't bother us with fruit Cause we all have a sweettooth Apples in our bag an blood on your floor The carnival Freakshow Killen an a stealling If you dont want our trick Then give us your treat Now the axes are bloddy as the blood is flowing an adrillian is buildin Making us deadly The carnival Freakshow Killen an a stealling If you dont want our trick Then give us your treat This is hallowicekd night We are gonna cause a frieght So give us your goodies N we wont leave bloody bodies The carnival Freakshow Killen an a stealling If you dont want our trick Then give us your treat

Halloween Review
so just got home from seeing the new Halloween movie.... for most part it was a good movie, i was hoping for more being a fan of the series,, but kind of disapointed but at the same time it was a thrill seeker that had my interest but all in all the original was the best

Halloween Blog Alaska
OK ALL HERE IS BLOG 2 ALASKA ENJOY GIVE ME LOVE. Anchorage - Clark Middle School - Clark is an old old school, that is truly haunted by a woman in a white dress. She'll play with instruments in the band room, appear in empty hallways in summer, and turn classroom lights off. She's not known to harm people, just to scare them. Most of the teachers tell the students there is a ghost, and she'll come up through the floors, other teachers say there's no ghost, that its all hocus pocus. Anchorage - Courtyard by Marriot - Room 201 - is haunted by a man who died there, and his body was not found for several days according to the staff. Plus there is a ghost by the name of Ken who wanders the parking lot, and courtyard, in and around the gazebo. There is also what appears at times to be a cat walking around the hotel. It's very evident in rooms 103 and 107. Anchorage - Dimond Center - It is said that when the Dimond center was first built, the grounds under it were sacred b

Halloween Blog Arizona
Anthem - The desert - In 1986 a couple of campers in the desert were camping when they seen the ghosts of Indians riding horses, shooting arrows at them. Every year there has been a man seen holding a lantern, trying to hitchhike to Phoenix. It has been reported that this man was killed when a car ran him over. In present day Anthem by the prison, in the 1800s a mining tunnel was made that went a mile under the earth. This tunnel collapsed and killed 10 workers in the horrible accident. The ghosts of several coyotes and deer can be seen in New River. They were killed by hunters and they will try to attack, tourists who try to touch them. Every month at the start of the month Ufos will be seen in the desert. One friend of mine said he seen a "little green man" Many of the ghosts in the desert or in Anthem will try to hurt people. One man was killed after he tried to see ghosts and aliens and his soul is just one of the many who haunts this area. Bisbee - Bisbee Bed & Breakfast -

Halloween Blog Arkansas
Conway - Hendrix College - Galloway Hall - Rumour has it that a ghost of a young woman nicknamed the "Galloway Virgin" resides in the attic. Oftentimes one can feel a presence in the halls late at night and noises--such as someone walking in the attic--can be heard. Cold rushes are frequent and one can even sense an immense feeling of sadness when walking up the stairs toward the locked attic. Conway - Nursing Home - Hearing children laughing and playing. Unexplained doors opening and closing. Bursts of cold air embrace you as you enter certain halls. Conway - University of Central Arkansas - Hughes Hall - Room 219 - Appliances turn on by themselves and you can feel a presence in the room. Water comes on while no one is near the sink. A person residing in the room can feel someone lay down next to them at night. Objects have flown across the room. one has even felt someone pull her belt loop! things are misplaced and objects blow when there is no air on or window open. Gr

Halloween Zine!!!!
i am putting together a Halloween zine!! so if anyone is interested in contributing something please get in touch with me! if you send something for it you get a free copy! i'm looking for anything related to Halloween & Horror! stories,essays,Halloween memories,photos,drawings,comics,poems,ANYTHING! right now the deadline is October 20th 2007. email me for more info! MrsNoggle@Yahoo.com & check out my Etsy shop to see other zines that i have done!!!!! http://mrsnoggle.etsy.com

Halloween Party
Instead of just throwing a party out in the woods, we here are going to find a bar and take it over. like Viking, I think we should call ourselve the "Fubarian Party Hord". So far we have been thinking of Club Meadows, or The Salty Dog Saloon to invade. The problem with any planned invasion is to get as many people to show up as possible and to be well armed for the activities at hand. As soon as Rob, and others get on track. We hope to make this at least the first party we can actually show on tape. Well ttyl.

Halloween Survey
Dracula [x] Blood intrigues you. [x] You prefer night over day. [ ] Bats and wolves are your friends. [x] You wish you could fly. [ ] You despise mirrors. [x] Coffins don't bother you in the least. [x] Living forever sounds like a great idea. [ ] You can hang upside down for long periods of time. [ ] Garlic is your kryptonite. [ ] You sleep all day. Total: 5 Frankenstein [ ] You owe a lot to your creator. [ ] Fire is scary! [ ] You are unpredictable. [ ] You are very tall. [ ] Little kids are more fond of you than adults. [x] Most people don't understand you. [ ] Your speech leaves a lot to be desired. [ ] You often look a little green. [ ] Fashion means nothing to you; it's like you wear the same thing everyday. [ ] You wish you had more friends. Total: 1 Werewolf [ ] You're quite furry. [ ] The full moon drives you wild. [ ] You often wake up in strange places with no memory of the night before. [ ] Silver repulses you. [ ] Dogs hate you. [ ] You lov

Halloween
I finally got to see the new Halloween, and all I can say is WOW. It was totally worth talking my son into seeing this instead of "Balls of Fury" I am a fan of Rob Zombie the moviemaker, more than the musician. So when I heard he was attempting a remake, I was stoked. And needless to say, I was not disappointed. He starts by giving a background story on young Mike Meyers. It showed him as a child, and how he was shaped the way he was shaped. It also showed that he wasn't incapable of love. I like also how Rob Zombie films his stuff. Sort of dark, sort of grainy. It really adds to the mood of the movie. And even though I've seen the original more than a few times, there were still some jumps left in this movie. I thought that Sherry Moon Zombie did a standout job as Michael's mom. She toned down the shrillness of her voice, and you could really feel the tired, I'm stuck in this shitty life, white trash woman. And her working the pole as a stripper isn't bad either. I thin

Hall Of Fame
I would like to make a folder with pics of my friends who would like to be immortalized or something like that!!! If you're interested let me and what pic you would like for me to rip!!! I want to show my appreciation to you all!!!

The Hallway
She stood at the door her back to the hall He came towards her making no sound at all. Looking left and looking right He found not a soul in sight. He came up behind her and lifted her skirt She drew in a breath because she smelled his shirt. Leaning back into his chest She smiled as the hand found her breast. She did not turn for she knew it was him He grinned and continued to caress her skin. Stroking her slowly helping her rise He inhaled the scent coming from her thighs. He slipped his fingers deeper in She groaned as her head pressed into his chin. Feeling the wetness surrounding his hand She felt so weak like she could not stand. She heard the cart coming down the hall He didn't stop pressed them closer to the wall. Silently cries came from between clinched lips He lifted his leg and shifted her hip. He whispered her name gently in her ear She thought she'd faint as the cart came nearer. Drawing abreast of the coupled pair She felt the towel thrown

Halloween Night
Halloween night when the witches fly, the ghosts come out and the goblins sigh. The moon is up, the werewolves howl, you hear an owl, the monsters growl. All hallows eve you're walking out at night. Suddenly a sound freezes you with fright! You try to run away but your legs are stunned with fear. There's snarling all around you. Something sneaks up from the rear. You find that they have taken you high into the trees. They bind you to a limb that is swaying in the breeze. Below starts the dance of the ghosts and the ghouls, witches, and men with grave digging tools. Black cauldron fire with dark thick smoke. Frogs and toads are thrown into a kettle as they croak. Green flesh simmers, boils and bubbles in the brew. The ooze begins to reek as it congeals and turns to stew. A circling of spiders. A gathering of rats. They join with snakes and scary things as well as vampire bats. From every side the horde of things all stop and at you stare! Not knowing why they brough