Fubar Blog Posts 2

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ok talk about random shouts bottom to top boys and gurls ->bclubdave: wow thats hot bclubdave: just a lil bit, like the head ->bclubdave: she wants to know if your cock can reach up in to your ass ->bclubdave: she likes to watch guys stick stuff in their asses too ->bclubdave: let me talk to my friend about it and see if she wants to see too bclubdave: well i spit...lol, anywayz, holla on there if u wanna ->bclubdave: in your own mouth ? wow thats a rare talent for a straight guy bclubdave: well i know it's odd, but i also jackoff upsidedown and nut in my own mouth if i get 2 see a woman on cam ->bclubdave: i do but watching someone hit themselves in the scrotum is a bit odd dont you think ? bclubdave: well do u have yahoo messenger? ->bclubdave: well this is getting more and more interesting bclubdave: well i don't have pics of me doing that, i have cam on yahoo, pics on fubar ->bclubdave: do you have pictures? bclubdave: i use shoestrings or giftbag strings....lol,

Hahaha Memories And Ego Boosts
L: can i ask you a question? L: it's going to sound very random and may be a little crude, but i am asking you as a favor Me: erm...ok? L: lol L: when you went down on me, what EXACTLY did you do L: like, teach me Me: ...what the hell? Me: lol L: lol L: please? Me: talka bout coming from left field L: _____ needs help in that area... L: and you were amazing at it L: so Me: fuck that man i dont release secrets L: what did youdo? L: drew... L: please? Me: what?? lol Me: no lol Me: i own this franchise lmao L: ... L: fine, w/e nevermind L: pretend i never asked Me: okay, honestly...he cant be THAT bad Me: its all common sense L: he's not that bad L: like, he knows the basics Me: lol clearly he is that bad if youre asking me to release my secrets L: and i can get off on it, but like, idk...you made me shake and i was barely coherant lol Me: thats cause im drew lol Me: and ive had too much practice...its all about practice L: i'm the first girl he's gone do

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rush was cancelled... THANK GOD!!! there were extra tix everywhere..... so good deal it was postponed....and...LMAO!!!... it wasnt even raining....lmao...sun was shining and all....CRAZY...ppl flew in from other countries for this concert and they ALL got assed out!!...HAHAHAHA....not to mention that they were asking like 150 each for tickets that were 100 face value....so..me being the DICK that i am...offered a whopping 30 each...lol... n e way....had fun with that 1 2day...and werkin emmylou harris n josh prine???. 2morrow at the red rocks...so...HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!...later fukrs! RP. ps... WHOS THE BOSS!!!

Hahahaha Mumms! Lol
so I mummed before work this morning and there was a mumm from someone asking if it was wrong to bring in snacks to the movie theater. I answered it honestly and got unholy hell for it lol. I said yes it IS wrong to bring in your own snacks, because every movie theater (along with most county ordanances) say its a health risk to bring you own snacks (it may be a crappy rule or law but hey, they are what they are) now where I got shit was everyone that that i was thinking i was some high and mighty person telling them all what to do because I called a spade a spade. Now I KNOW everyone sneaks snacks into the theater, hell I have. Does that make it right? HELL NO Am I wrong for sneaking snacks in too? HELL YES I AM but man o man, to try and make it morally right just to feel better about yourselves...... theres ALOT more people on here with confidence issues than I originally thought. anyway done with my lil rant.... and to you mummers who raked me over the coals for being r

Haha Political Correctness Haha
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS." And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7.She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8.She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUAL

Hahaha This Is Grand.
i'm making a CD for my mum so she doesn't have to keep carting her CDs around. Anyway as I was ripping a song I realized that its the song my oldest sister sang, drunk as a skunk, on my birthday last year. "i will follow him...." lol

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I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use

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Fucking Ruby Cairo man. She's insane. I told her I was going to have Gibraltar kick her back to the US. She says: "Exported? Imported? Deported? Reported?" i mean seriously. lol. and now she's giggling about it in my ear and I'm whiping tears out of my eyes. she's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!

Haha Get A Clue
This one is for all you married people out there who have little or no respect for boundries. Number one: if you are that unhappy in your own marriage that you feel the need to cheat with people online, get a life and get out. Number two: when a guy tells you he is un interested and is happily in love with someone else, give it up, and quit trying to be a whore. Number three: Have some fucking respect for your own self enough to not try and screw with another's relationship. Number four: Just because someone compliments you, does not mean he wants to fuck you, be with you, or want you to leave your husband for him. Number five: And simply because someone is nice enough to not call you a whore for being a cheating loser, doesnt mean you arent. Luckily, I can honestly say, I have never crossed that line, and the people on my friends lists, know to not do that also. Its a very sad thing when some people dont get that. It all boils down to no respect at all. Maybe if th

Haha Another Hater For The Pile
dave: no doubt ur single ugly girl with the big teeth dave: you change the girl on the pics though cause she looks ugly dave: thank you dumb ass ->dave: thanks for your time asshole ->dave: i am a concert photographer so its my JOB to take professional photos ->dave: my photos are shot with a canon rebel xti with a range of sigma lenses ->dave: since your being a douchebag and decided to play the name calling game i'll explain it to you nice and slow ->dave: and that gives you the right to call me a bitch? dave: the pics look pro ->dave: what? dave: where did you get this cmera ? ->dave: ? dave: you bitch ---------------------------------------------------- He blocked me before I could say anything back. Funny how I'm fake and ugly when I have a salute and this dingaling only has 3 photos and no salute. Kudos to you smartypants! You're so awesome! Better Luck Next Time DAVE! ---------------------------------------------------- Someone please slap him in the face wit

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes , and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you a

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So I went to Arby's for lunch today, cause I didn't have alot of time. So when I order my usual chicken bacon and swiss sandwich plain (meaning no mayo or mustard) they usually understand what I mean. Well today the girl asked me "do you want the bacon and the cheese on there?" Ummmm...what? I felt bad for laughing at her but come on.. that was just stupid what she said.

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting' and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?' 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy got mad, and the boy next door joined the Navy.. so what do you think naughty&precioussub fu o/by"Hypnotic Star"& "fu o/of: Inkman876&Lostsoul&I am queen&ilov@ fubar

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spr

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So, here is my latest futard friend request: rates are cool,but a personal sexy salute thats what iam talking about,maybe you'll make me one ...Whats up from vegas...And if you do decide to make me one,email it to me so i can add it to a private file I left off his email address. ================================================= fu-tard #2 for the day: I understand you are getting old and ste in your ways ------------------- holy hell, when did I get old and how come nobody told me this??!??!!!? :P

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Ha Ha, Hope You Laugh :)
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror,mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the sexiest and Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous.They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive .' But Angelina lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...

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My friends keep trying to convince me to go into this big haunted attraction set up in our area. i've gone two years in a row and both years have wound up in the car alone cause i'm chicken. i just got a text from one of them asking me if i'm going :p

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There were many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send out. So today I just wanted to tell you..... Tough S--t! There are no changes scheduled for the rest of 2008! happy halloween

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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!

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I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? She replied, give food and houses to all the homeless people. Wow...what a worthy goal, I told her, You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50. I said, Welcome to the Republican Party. Her folks still aren't talking to m

Ha Ha Something Funny
In reality..Having any type of sexual feelings for your family is wrong. On Fubar..its enccouraged lol thought that would be a funny thought to think of.. Oh yeah..and if you choke a smurf what color does it turn??

Haha....a Night In My Head...
So last night I sat at work, and decided to write down just random shit... I met my new baby daddy at the IHOP. Arlene wants him too, but not yet. Movie Stars I would screw...again: 1) Craig Scheffer circa 1990 2) Tom Everett Scott 3)Bruce Willis 4) Nick Stahl I won 14$ in lottery tickets. But spent 20. Such is chance! Old Disney live action films are seriously underrated. (Watcher in the Woods) (Child of Glass...am I the only one who remembers THAT ONE??) I nver realized how funny those fake fart thingy's are...OmG....I almost pissed myself. Arlene is singing Pop Goes The Weasel...it's stuck in my head now... No point in shoveling now...I can wait until just before we leave. Drift is hardcore. I got Lola's shopping done...Juna's gift is bought too...Still couldn't find a pink scarf...even with Jason's help. Sign on the wall..."Home is where you hang memories"...I hang mine in my heart. Fritos Jalapeno Cheddar dip has zero grams of trans fat.... A

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You know i love some of the shit people attempt to leave on a mumm or something in order to insult a person, or to attempt and insult them. I've noticed a lot of the people here using fakes pictures or attempting to insult people. I'm loving it. Reason being, so much immature kids to watch. It tends to be entertaining. So keep sending me negative comments, and shit like that. It doesn't bother nor affect me, just gives me something to point and laugh at. Oh and keep in mind, don't comment my personal profile unless you have something "nice" to say. Dumbass people and comments will be deleted and blocked. So suck on that alright. =] I can the biggest asshole on here, trust me.

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Larry Flynt Sues Nephews For Putting Family Name On "Inferior" Porn Posted 7 hrs ago Go get em Larry....how does one define "inferior porn" Source: huffingtonpost.com Quote: "LOS ANGELES - Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has sued two of his nephews for selling their own line of adult movies under the same family name. Flynt accuses the nephews of producing pornographic films that are "inferior products" and "knockoff goods." Flynt said he filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court to protect his family name in the industry. "To come into the adult entertainment business and use my name not only confuses people who buy my products, but if..." Full story at huffingtonpost.com

Hahaha Damn (snow Fookin Snow)
December 6 It started to snow. The first snow of the season sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. I love snow! December 9 Woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like young again. I did both the driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again.

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job.

Haha What Do You Use?
Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electr

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->Da Kevman: infedel Da Kevman: nah ill leave that to ragheads like you ->Da Kevman: kill yourself Da Kevman: im betting your underage anyway ->Da Kevman: do that ->Da Kevman: cool Da Kevman: btw im reporting you to the bouncers ->Da Kevman: haha your family died Da Kevman: personally i hope you contract the disease and die a slow debilitating death from a common cold since you think its something to joke about Da Kevman: then again your probably some raghead anyway with the shit in your status message dont you have a suicide bomb to set off somewhere or something Da Kevman: my aunt and cousin died of aids you fucking prick ->Da Kevman: kill yourself Da Kevman: your screen name is not ammusing

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Nate Chamblee: Are you in here http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=63713 ........you should be. MATT MFKN MONEY ON AIR DEAD OR ALIVE Nate Chamblee: no im in snake eyes but yall can have fun buttfucking eachother in your ghey ass lounge Nate Chamblee: wuts your numbers again Nate Chamblee: oh wait thats right lmfao you dont have many numbers Maja: grow the fuck up kid

Hahaha, Beware Of Those Hot Chicks On Fubar
Check this shit out. You'll have to copy and paste the link into your browser. Look at how easy it was to make this chick look smokin. NONE of my photos are photoshopped except the ones that are obvious (B&W with bright colors or something like that). http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1299081/lose_weight_in_photoshop/

Hahahaha Bi-polar Bear...
(this is shoutbox, so read from bottom to top :P) ->Aleister C...: no, i laugh @ you because you act like the most bi-polar person i have ever met! but hey, go for it....seems to work for you. i could care less if you blocked me or not, it's not really a matter of concern. Aleister C...: go on laught bitch Aleister C...: stupid Aleister C...: i spelled wrong again i bet you will laught at me for sputid now to Aleister C...: are you going to laught at me anymore because if youd o i will block your tramy ass ->Aleister C...: how in the sweet unholy hell would i know what you look like?!? you've got a picture of a yogi asr default Aleister C...: you proved what you are Aleister C...: see you do hate me because im not hot ->Aleister C...: i'll pass Aleister C...: fuck you ->Aleister C...: HAHAHAHAHA such a snuggly lil fuck, you can correct yourself Aleister C...: streetwalker Aleister C...: slut whore tramp hoe stretwalker ->Aleister C...: thank hell Aleist

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Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an Interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,' more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her Mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the b

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you. " "My d

Haha Happy Hour 4 Me
Do you know this chick below?? Well, If you dont you really should!! Her name's Va's Finest! Shes running a Happy Hour tom. at 2pm Fu time. She's super sweet & super sexy. So Rate,Fan,Add,Bling her!! Love her up tons during her Happy Hour! Dont forget. Its at 2pm Fu time! Click the link below to start rating her: VAs FyNeSt~fu Owned by the sexy Johnny~fu owner of TapOut@ fubar This has been brought to you by: ☆ αɾïвøø☆ Head of Graphics @Liquid City Ent☆

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The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them. Dick

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just wanted to give an online scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how do u get them out of your head. miss her to death but when u have to drink to sleep at nite because u cant sleep with your on thoughts. its like that song when you see my face hope it gives u hell well its givin me hell gave that girl everything and on that note

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A furious British wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband's car parked outside another woman's house — on Google. She saw the Range Rover while using the Internet giant's new Street View service to snoop on a female friend's home. The hubby had claimed he was away on business, but his missus recognized his SUV immediately because of its blinged-up hubcaps. The love cheat is not the only husband trapped by Google's controversial new 360-degree photo search, which covers 25 cities and towns throughout Britain. Top media lawyer Mark Stephens said: "I was talking about the Range Rover case when another divorce lawyer came up to say his firm was dealing with the same sort of thing. People are getting caught out on Google. I suspect the husband's lawyers will claim it was an invasion of privacy that will cost him his marriage and Range Rover."

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Cuddle Slut: ur lucky I dont have your # or else I would be pestering you on the phone right now Cuddle Slut: So then tell me anyways Ford: 5856587040.. Ford: don't call! that's the pizza place.. i haven't a phone Cuddle Slut: lol i was starting to dial too lol Ford: idjit..LOL

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1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.DAILY THOUGHT:SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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So a friend of mine is a reporter in Colorado Springs...my hometown...and Dog The Bounty Hunter was shot at there but is ok...I only take great amusement from this in the fact that I have watched is show a few times..and he is always downing dancers in it...yet heand his fat bitch wife used to come to the club I worked at all te time..even got some dances from me....so yeah the hypocrisy makes me giggle.....and Tak wondered why I laughed?? Hmmm maybe next time the shooter will have better aim...

Hahaha To Funny
Men are just happier people,what do you expect from such simple creatures?Our last name stays put. the garage is all ours. wedding plans take care of themselves.chocolate is just another snack.we can be president .We can never get pregnant. we can wear white T-shirts to a waterpark.we can wear no shirts to a park.mechanics always tell us the truth.the world is our urinal.we never drive to another gas station because the last one was too ICky. we dont have to pause and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.our wrinkles add characture.a womans wedding dress costs $ 5,000 our tux rental is only$ 100. people never stare at our chests when were being spoken too we have only one mood all the time.phone conversations dont go over 30 seconds.a five day vacation only requires one suitcase. we can open any jar.we get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough.we never have strap problems in public.our hair style lasts for yrs. we only have to sh

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Sunbather A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down her bikini top fell off. But, she didn't care because no one would see her anyway. After a while she heard footsteps; it was the hotel manager. She hurried and covered herself up. The hotel manager said, "We don't mind if you sunbathe up here, but we really would appreciate it if you would keep your bikini top on!" She answered, "No one will see me anyway." The hotel manager replied, "I hate to break this to you. But, you've been lying on the dining room skylights."

Ha Ha...fubar Babies
this girl never said ANYTHING to me..i mean..honestly..they should really start screening people who sign up..i mean seriously..its JUST A GAME MATE...grow up..ha ha what a git..maybe you all should go to his page and give him a hug or something...sounds like he needs it

Haha Watcha What U Do?
CURTAIN RODS----She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.She then cleaned up the kitchen and left... When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to smell..They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they

Hahaha Bitches....to My Past!!!
Here's a little update for all of you suckers that were trying to hold me back and bring me down. IM DOING GREAT. So hate all you want, Im untouchable. You can give me a black eye, talk your shit, take my money, steal my things, take from my kids, its ok...... just try and hold me back, its like trying to stop the sun from rising. Im on top of the world and happy as can be and I did it ALL without you. I got my shit together....where are you??? Sitting in a cell? *OR* IN front of your computer, not spending time with your kids..... I laugh in your face bitch. So sit back and stew on that for a minute. Take your false accusations and shove them firmly up your ass. (_)*(_) Its funny how the truth comes out.....ISNT IT. Damn if the shit aint about to hit the fan. HAHA, you dont even know....... Im good though.... I just sit and chill and take care of business while you are up that creek called.....SHIT......Forget your paddle? I find everyones deceit and lies amusing. Im

Haha,im Meltin Your Dome
whoop whoop,wuz up fam? iz me eggz again,im gonna let your brains have some knowledge cause knowledge killz ignorence i wanna know why people cant just learn to love eachother,instead of always hating.I myself have been guilty of this too,but im working on this problem,people wake up,were not here forever,lets make our time on this piece worth living.I notice there is more and more people hating on me and mine,for being juggalos,but they wish they had fam like mine.God has blessed me with the most beautiful people in the world to call family,whoop whoop.I have the most gorgeous woman alive,and if thats reason to hate me,f.t.f.o!!!! i dont think that great things are meant to be,i think that we are meant to do great things. peace homies,killas and ninjas,MMFWCL

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Rick Mercer apologizes to America:On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.I'm sorry about our waffling on I

Ha Ha Another Survey
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?my best friend[2] You were in the car with? Taco [3] Went to the mall with?Taco [4] Person you talked on the phone with?Mandy[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?PieDaddyT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?trueQ: Been searched By Cops?falseQ: Been suspended from school?falseQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?True/ just the under side of the back of my headQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?falseQ: Shot a gun?TrueQ: Donated Blood?falseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?Fall

Hahahahaha Wtf?!?!?
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/w4m/1278339300.html This is exactly what I am NOT looking for. If you recognize yourself in this list, please DO NOT send me an e-mail. If you … have served time in jail or prison are married are in an open relationship have kids (sorry – it’s not about the kids; it’s about your ex-wife/gf, who is a huge part of that package deal) live with your ex-wife/gf don’t have your own checking account consider frozen meat and Mountain Dew a meal have atrocious table manners don’t like dogs don’t like cats don’t like vegetarians have not read a book in the last 3 months (magazines do NOT count) identify yourself as “a Christian man” describe yourself as “lonely” post ads that include the words “massage” or “cuddling” post ads promising to “treat you like a princess” are looking to get married, settle down and have kids don’t like sports don&r

Haha Your A Twunch!!!!
to those who want me to buy you a bling or give fu-bucks just so i can show love and help you level I have a 3yr old little girl who is a special needs child all of my money goes towards taking care of her so FUCK YOU! she is my number 1 always has been and always will be1

Haha I Knew It!
You're a Dick! Otherwise known as a penis,schlong,dong,member,phallus,etc. You usually lay around doing nothing but it doesn't take much to get a rise out of you.That is,unless,of course, you have had too much to drink, you're really,really old, or someone has kicked you really hard.When you get over excited you tend to stiffen up and eventually throw up all over the place.Excelente'

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Top signs you're a drunken bastard: You frequently urinate outdoors. You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. You fall asleep taken a dump. You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. Find its easier to study drunk You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center Beer ads make sense. You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remember what you did and the priest wouldn't believe you anyway. You mix your coctails by the liter.

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This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" as he looked him up and down seductively. "Sure," he says and they are off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into." A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!" A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So, the little

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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis3 sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"

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come on people lets get real i will keep this simple i am not fake ok ive never kept the fact i have my own site duhhhhh ive never hid who i am so just for u one more time my name is kari sweets i hav my own site for anyone who thinks im fake u have one option goodbye i have my own pics on here to but there privete becouse people use my pics all the time if u were in my family then u would no that haha to all them narrow minded people that dont take the time to speak to me ooo and just for though go and report me to my site and get the number on there and when u do you and ur stupid comments can stay the fuk of my page so one last thing if u continue to harrass me i will delete the page and when someone fake does use my pics haha to you ur such losers

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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His fathersaid, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can affordit.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the frontdoor with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' LittleJoseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard youtelling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to waitbecause she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here bymyself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike.

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Boredomand might I suggest you try to write like a grown ma instead of a pissed off 12 year old? Buy here back an leave me alone dudeFFS it is a website get a grip=== 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:02:17'..>> annoy her?? r we in kinderguarden?? why would u wanna do that i mean ur a grown woman> === ' Kloverlynn' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:00:57'..> >> > I bought her to annoy her> > it worked> > === 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 10:58:53'..> > >> > > may i ask why u bought ccbrat from me? did u not notice i was first in her family? i mean it's no big deal but she send me this message back,, this is a copy and paste -> ok.wtf..i just got bought...not happy..i dont care..not changing my name!..i didnt notice!..ill probably get kicked off today for pissing someone off with Mumm anyway..im beginning

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So yesterday my phone took a shit on me... Just plain ol' stopped working. Wont even turn on anymore... I havent even had this one for a month :| So if anyones tried texting me or something since, Im not getting them, its not that Im ignoring you or anything... Ok, maybe YOU Im ignoring :p

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the house I was making my plans to look more like my spouse I carefully laid out my very best clothes My bra and my panties, my slip and my hose My stockings weren't hung by the chimney tonite They were on me instead, feeling sensually tight My dress was of velvet, a burgundy red And on my long nails a new polish was spread With makeup and jewelry, high heels on my feet I was looking so sexy, and feeling so sweet When out in the yard there arose such a noise That I sprang from my bedroom, forgetting my poise The moon on the snow with it's brilliant white glitter Reminds me of lace, to set my heart a-twitter When what to my long-lashed eyes should appear But a person in red with a sleigh and reindeer But I couldn't tell, was it a 'he' or a 'she' The one with the pack was dressed somewhat like me There in the sleigh was this 'cutsey' old flirt With a white wig and makeup, a red blouse and skirt The reindeer were sparkling, with rhinesto

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This has to be one of the funniest results I've gotten from a pimp-out!! hello,is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures.fe

Haha Marriage Application Lolz...
Husband Application for Marrying samantha....Name:Age:Birthdate:Height:Weight:Eye Color:Hair Color:Address:Phone Number:Email:Myspace:Please attach DNA Samples, and copies of your social security card, birth certificate, drivers license, and a recent photo of yourself to this application. Also include your medical record, criminal record, and driving record.Mother's Name:Age:Birthdate:Occupation:Address:Phone Number:Father's Name:Age:Birthdate:Occupation:Address:Phone Number:Sibling names and ages:What is the most recent school you attended?Did you/ will you graduate?GPA?What are your following sizes:Shirt:Jeans:Shoes:Most important do you know Samantha's sizes? (To buy her gifts)1. What are your religious beliefs?2. Do you have a confederate flag?3. What does the confederate flag mean to you?4. In detail, what do you drive? Include VIN?5. Are you a trust fund baby?6. Do you go fishing? How often? (attach fishing license)7. Do you own a boat?8. Do you hunt?(attach hunting license)9. Wh

Haha, More Craigslist Love
Dear ex-husband...I would like to clear up some of the lies and mis-information you have been feeding people since you have discovered Facebook and attended your recent high school reunion: 1) I did not "cheat on you" and cause the breakup of our marriage. We had been separated for the better part of a year, and I had already filed divorce papers. Even before we were separated, we had sex MAYBE once or twice a month for 3 years (BAD sex at that). I did "have an itch", as I have seen you put it, and since you weren't scratching it, I called up my old fuck-buddy and he took care of business. BTW, he had no problem at all cumming from oral...so fuck you for making me think it was my problem when it was clearly yours. 2) Thank you for blaming all your social shortcomings on me. You have told multiple people that I never wanted to hang out with any of your friends, and that's why you had lost contact with them over the years. Bullshit. You are just cheap and no fun. If it involved travel,

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I now believe drug addict is ruining my life. Not with any intent or malice but by sheer fact of being in her radius. Fucking whore. fucking cow. fucking drug addict. She showed up at school today and they are letting her stay. fuck her. fuck them. She had an instructor all to herself to teach her all the hair cuts she missed. Fuck her. I was sent to nail jail in her place. I was swept away from playing with hair to tickling old lady toes. fuck them. Fuck her complaining about how things might be going faster if her private tutor wasn't getting called away. She got a little defensive when i told her I didn't want to hear about her private lessons going so slowly. Have another vicodin ya bastard. Who says addicts are selfish? It's the worst crew too. the worst of the worst. the whitest of the white trash strung out on everything that is fucking wrong with America. Save Kait. She's ok. she needs to learn self defense though. She needs to learn that those people in charge are paid by her

Haha Ok.. Second Crack At The Wall That Is... The Door... On The Roof?
O.K so i figure that the last blog i did was "serious" and im gona ballance it out with this one, well here it goes. soo im about to turn 21 and i dono i can act profesinal and all that jazz but i dono about anyone elce but why dose growing older mean growing up.. i mean why cant i progress in age and still have fun with out being looked down on by the moral majority? if i want to get my lip pirced, God danm it i will, if i was to get a sleave done.. dose that make me a bad person? fuck no! so i came to the desesion that i will never be a stiff in a suit. so in schools your tought to be one in a heurd of sheep, mindless and uniform.. but is that how life is ment to be lived? i know that alot of people are happy with where there at and have metured / grew up, but is it wrong of me to want both the perks of age of majority and being pants-on-head retarded with friends? i mean that why dose society look down on me for thinking, dressing and acting outside of said heurd? and citic

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four youngMothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother, Mary, he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You'veEven named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second mom, Ann and said, "Your obsession is with money.Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."He then turned to the third mom, Joyce and said. "Your obsession isAlcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy , quietly got up, took her littleBoy by the hand and whispered, "come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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To DeBzDoOdLe...: oh sorry... you need all caps don't you... PRETTY FUCKING UGLYDeBzDoOdLe...: what?To DeBzDoOdLe...: pretty fucking uglyDeBzDoOdLe...: TY SWEETYTo DeBzDoOdLe...: hey i saw you scrolling. you're pretty...

Hahahha Spinoza Admits It
Spin " Hahaaaha.. I am walking on the streets like a fucking retard..lol [Lord] Spooky :Do You Have Your Heels On? And Pink Tights ? Spin :Yes bitch and i think i am going to make a lot of money tonight.hahahahahaha [Lord] Spooky: Make That Money Whore Spin : Hahaha. I am bitch..hahhaha

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> > ONLY A MAN> WOULD ATTEMPT THIS > > > > Just> try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! > > Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A> guy who purchased his> lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary> submitted this: > > Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &> Pawn Shop that sparked my> interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was> looking for a little> something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a> 100,000-volt,> pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the> tazer were supposed to be> short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your> assailant, allowing her> adequate time to retreat to safety.... > > WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and> brought it home. I> loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the> button. Nothing! I> was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the> button and pressed> it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get> the blue arc of electricity>

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So I decided to MuMM a little bit this morning. I came across a MuMM about people leaving comments when they rate. That's when I noticed that their status was "Vote and share on my leveling MuMM". My comment said, in a nutshell, that leaving comments are fine, but the "rated" comment was lame. I also said that there is more to fubar than points and leveling that that's why I wasn't going to vote on her MuMM. Her settings are for comment approval...she came to my shoutbox. Here is the convo.... MissBehayvn DPR ...: you took the time to read and comment my mumm but you say you wont vote on it..that makes no sense whatosever....all voting is..is your opinion either yes or no..you expressed your feeling but couldnt cast youre vote..makes no sense 7:06am Per: kind of like you took the time to read my comment and not approve it. I didn't agree with you, so it didn't get approved? 7:07am MissBehayvn DPR ...: i just havent released it yet....but you want your comment on "n

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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Holy run on a sentence batman! Darn noobs. mourad: may be u do not mind if i tell u that surely i know are u still remember me or u forgetted me like falling stars but think that each star that felt i dream about u and take yr hands to let my heart keep going to yours how a beauriful girl u are i can not stop thinking of carmina i want u to know that there is none who loves more than me words can not say how much love i ve got for u do u still believe in love who is me ask ur heart it will show u how to travevel to diverse minds but then u will be certain that you choosed the best one ido say i love u darling i want to kiss u from ur sweet lips and and your handsom nose embraseng u more than words can spell and say heeey please i adore yr beautyiness as simply because a researcher in math i fond off beautiness but please forgive me for that ok

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THANK GOODNESS FOR LAUGHTER............. IT KEEPS ME SANE WITHOUT IT ID PERISH IT ALLEVIATES THE PAIN A CURE FOR LIFE'S SICKNESS I DECLARE IT TO BE WITHOUT ALL THE SIDE AFFECTS AND BEST OF ALL ITS FREE LAST NIGHT I OVERDOSED AND THIS MORNING I FEEL FINE I CAN HAVE MY FILL AT WILL THE PRESCRIPTION DOES NOT EXPIRE IVE FOUND MY FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR IT WONT COST ME A CENT AND IT DOESN'T COME IN A JAR

Hahaha Fcken Priceless
3 EASY STEPS TO THE ULTIMATE FUBAR EXPERIENCE1. PICK A NAME: BE SURE TO PICK A NAME THAT IS EXTREMELY MATURE SUCH AS; PRINCESS SOMETHING, QUEEN SOMETHING OR TWAT SOMETHING. IT SEEMS NAMES CONTAINING THE WORD *BITCH* ARE VERY POPULAR ... SO YOU MAY WANT TO USE THE SAME TO BE POPULAR TOO. NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME AS THIS MAY EXPOSE YOU AS WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT! (EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A GAZILLION PHOTO'S EXPOSING EVERYTHING ELSE).2. PHOTO'S: BE SURE TO UPLOAD PHOTO'S THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS SEXY, SLUTTY AND AS POSED AS YOU CAN BE. MOST POSES THAT *YOU COULD NEVER DO AGAIN IF YOU TRIED* TEND TO WORK WELL HERE. SHIRTLESS PHOTO'S OF MEN SIMPLY MAKE A FU-WOMAN ROAR! BECAUSE OF COURSE ALL MEN NORMALLY WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITHOUT A SHIRT ... WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE REALISTIC? BE SURE TO POST PHOTO'S THAT ARENT CURRENT, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU DID 5 YEARS AGO. AND GUYS ... POST UP THOSE COCKS BECAUSE, WELL, THAT'S WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT TO SEE!

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Santa Claus has a crush on me. Remember when you used to believe in Santa? I don't. I never really ever believed in any of that bullshit. I just believed in the romantiscism of good feelings tied in with specific dates. I lived and I guess still live for those good feelings. The smell of christmas trees. Pretty colored eggs. Turkeys and pumpkin pies. Things. Always things. It's always some kind of things with me. Hahahaha.On valentines day people would send candy grams in school. My friends and I would always send them to eachother. But I always secretly hoped that they would forget and that the teacher wouldn't call my name in class to come up and get my candy gram bullshit. Because I simply wanted the feeling. You don't get the feeling when you know...that every singl year your friends are going to do this. It's just expected. Like marriage proposals! I think its weird to propose on valentines day. Or any holiday. Because I'm a realist. And realistically the odds of your marriage las

Hahahaha Just For Fun!!!!!!
Alright i know this is old but i thought i would revive it for some fun. This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............ Type out the sentence you end up with in UR STATUS!!!Pick the month you were born:January-------I kickedFebruary------I lovedMarch----------I karate choppedApril------------I lickedMay------------I jumped onJune-----------I smelledJuly------------I did the Macarena WithAugust--------I had lunch withSeptember----I danced withOctober-------I sang toNovember-----I yelled atDecember-----I ran overPick the day (number) you were born on:

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I don't know if linking a video in here will even work, but I'll try. I watch court shows (whatever, shut up) and one of them is The People's Court. I watched this episode yesterday and found out today that my husband works with the plaintiff. :D He's a dumbass; thought I'd share. Okay, since Missyfits isn't fubar support, I will be linking the video in the comments. :P

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So I woke up this morning just to find two girls in my bed named Princess and Storm trying to hog my new velvet sheets I got for my birthday from my mom. I was going to kick their asses out for the disrespect. However, since I woke up with my custard launcher saluting the world, I decided to make them useful. Meh… I’d give ‘em a 5.5 at best. After they fixed me my breakfast of eggs, bacon, biscuits, gravy, pancakes, and syrup (no offense guys I don’t eat sausages ) I collected my hefty tips for letting them sleepover, and booted their skanky asses out the door. Since it was already 1 o’ clock in the afternoon I made my way to the local bar. Since I realized I only had large bills in my pockets I decided to beat up a few bums named Chuck, Steve, and Irving in order to collect change for bartender tips. Hey, I might be a lot of things but a bad tipper ain’t one of them. When I rolled in the joint I noticed this fine trick named Tracy was going to be

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Skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up andsees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees thelittle Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The bigguy says, 'What's wrong with you?'In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you sayto me?'The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd justgive you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testiclesweigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'The little white Irishman says: 'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!

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Dear Person who likes to cry about the people on your friends list being friends with people you dont like, This is a website. Pull up your big boy underwear and fucking get over it. I predict that after today, you will be known to me as a deleter. (one who threatens to delete their account but never will because of a need for online attention) Have a nice life douchebag. Sincerely, Me ps...did Grandma's money come in yet?

Ha Ha Said The Clown - Manfred Mann
Chorus Ha ha said the clown Has the king lost his crown, Is the night being tight on romance Ha ha said the clown Is it bringing you down, That you've lost your chance Feeling low, gotta go See a show in town Hear the jokes, have a smoke, and a laugh at the clown In a whirl, see a girl with a smile in her eyes Never thought I'd be brought right down by her lies Chorus In a trance, watch her dance to the beat of the drums Faster now, sweating brow, I'm all the fingers and thumbs Wonder why I hit the sky When she blows me a kiss In a while run a mile I'm regretting all this Chorus Time to go, close the show, Wave the people good-bye Grab my coat, grab my hat, Look that girl in the eye Where's your home, What's your phone number Stop fooling round Could have died she replied "I'm the wife of the clown" Chorus

Ha Ha Ha!!!
Come On Take The Bait... Bitch I Just Cant Wait... Come On Lets Play This Game... Bitch Whats My Name??? Your Not Half The Woman I Am... So Bitch Whats Your Plan??? You Wanna Be Me... Bitch You'll Never Be!!!! You Make Me Laugh... Shit Go Do Your Math!!!

Ha Haaaa!
A joke is always funny to the person who is telling it. Also to those who support the view. No one is innocent of this. But think back to grade school when some one picked on the child with a learning disablity or the one who was too this o... r that. Hey some of you laughed or even started it. Some may have been on the opposite end and were hurt by the laughter. All sides of this political B.S. are F.O.S and guilty of the mud. But we as adults need to check ourselves on two things. 1. before we choose sides remember the pain, or laughter. 2. Ask yourself if you would laugh now? Or do you remember what it felt like to be laughed at? - If you do ad in social injustice that still remains visible several hundred years later. Put in the fact that the game is rigged to hold you to a totally different standard and if you adjust, the rules are changed to favor those who make them. I know some say "why complain?" Well it is not a complaint just a fact of life that if left unchecked, can and

Hahahahaa
Dude if the World don't end pass Me a bottle and lets party into next year. Dude this is nonsensical to Me. The Mayans were WAY off the mark and missed leap years. We all know this !!! So No Apocalypse and Zombies I'm afraid folks. lmfao !!!!

Haha...and Now.....
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Haha
Last week, Ethel checked into amotel on her 70th birthday and shewas a bit lonely. She thought, "I'llcall one of those men you seeadvertised in phone books forescorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book,found a full page ad for a guycalling himself Tender Tony - a veryhandsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo.He had all the right muscles in allthe right places, thick wavy hair,long powerful legs, dazzling smile,six pack abs and she felt quitecertain she could bounce a sixpenceoff his well oiled bum.... Shefigured, what the heck, nobody willever know.I'll give him a call."Good evening, ma'am, how may Ihelp you?Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!Afraid she would lose her nerve ifshe hesitated, she rushed right in,"Hi, I hear you give a greatmassage. I'd like you to come to mymotel room and give me one. No,wait, I should be straight with you.I'm in town all alone and what Ireally want is sex. I want it hot, andI want it now. Bring implements,toys, rubber,

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Hah...god Its Me If I Ever Heard It Lmao
Now when I go to work, I work all day, Always turns out the same. When I bring home my hard-earned pay I spend my money all on Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Oh if a man should look tame now, mean and mature, They all turn out the same. 'Cause they can't do nothing to make a man feel good Like my old Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Now I walk in the street now lookin' for a friend One that can lend me some change. And he never questions my reason why, 'Cause he too loves Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Well, I have known women that wanted no man, Some that wanted to stay. But I never knew what happened in this world Till I met up with Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord my Mary Jane. Oh, when I'm feelin' lonesome and I'm feelin' blue, There's only one way to change. Now I walk down the street now lookin' for a man, One that knows my Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord my Mary Jane.

Hahhaah To Funny
Ok one of my friends just told me I look pissed in like all my pictures even the ones I am smiling in . Then he told me I look like a total b*tch in them too. I thought as in stuck up but no he said more like, a man cant do shit for me leave me the fuck alone type of B*TCH! and a cute, man cant do shit for me leave me the fuck alone type of B*TCH! /... I am rolling on the floor right now he is so right I do have that look. However I am not a b*tch in any way. I actually care to much about people to be a total b*tch. The smile there is a reason behind it. When I was little I fell down the stairs with a chair went straight into the brick wall at the bottom of the steps. Chipped both my front teeth I had like a temp job done on it but after a few years it came off. I finally this year got my teeth capped. So because of that I tried not to smile also I haven't really had a woo hoo of a life. Don't get me wrong I know their are millions of other people out their who have had worse. So

Hahha Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." [] "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if

Hahha Who Am I??
One Monday morning the mailman is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The

Hahhahhaha
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (folks, you're gonna luv this) The bank manager looks back at h

Hahha Boredom Strikes! :)
Shortest fairy tales from both men and women! A Man's Fairy Tale Once upon a time a man asked a woman " will you marry me?" She said "No" And he lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End A womans Fairy Tale :) Once upon a time a guy asked a girl " will you marry me?"She said "HELL NO"and the girl lived happily ever after and shopped all day. Had mani & pedis every week. Drank wine and danced the nights away. Walked around the house with no makeup on, hair not done in sweats. Didnt have to play dress up no more to impress. Had all her money in the bank...cause he forgot to check his wallet and she used his credit cards. The end :)

Hah I'm Emo.
Lately I've been called "Emo". I find this highly amusing as I don't have any of the traits of a "emo" guy. I don't dress like one..nor have the deriguer hairstyle, or listen to emo music. What is emo or goth or industrial or metal? It's music...a lifestyle perhaps if you take it that far. Music doesn't define me. Nor does what I eat. Or what I wear. Or what I choose to read. Or anything like that. Labels are fine for clothes. I'm me. I like what I like. Yes,I'm mopey and massively depressed. So what? So what if I have a "character trait" as someone from the "Emo" scene. That's a specious argument at best. Are all kids who listen to emo / goth music depressed or self loathing? I suspect not. I am self loathing. I hate my excistance. I arise from my slumber with hate in my heart. I despise pretty much everything but I smile through clenched teeth. A weak feeble smile. A limp handshake. A cold gaze is what I offer. Do you accept? So am I truly emo

Ha! Horoscope
Less than 5 minutes after I changed my status I looked at my horoscope on here cause Im bored, funny!!! For August 22,2007 You may feel like giving up, thanks to weird signals or missed deadlines -- but try your best to hang in there! Things should pick up in the very near future, and you'll be glad you kept the faith.

Hahp (poem)
Hahp (pronounced ha-ppy) Chocolate eyes Espresso colored skin Crimson lips A luscious touch Silver adorns thy neck Diamonds sparkle Caressing the body Glittering, illuminating Candles floating Roses scattered Corks popping Red flowing Bloodshed of Grapes Drink my pretty one Intoxicated on Love

Hah! Vocabulary
My score on The Commonly Confused Words Test: English Genius(You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 80% Advanced, and 86% Expert!)You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Hah Wtf
im tryin not ta piss my pants laughin from this run in. I almost feel bad callin my girl by the name red after this,ALMOST ♥ NAUGHTY ...: INDEED ♥ NAUGHTY ...: BYE OUT YO tat2oodtrash: makin mama proud tat2oodtrash: buhbye now ♥ NAUGHTY ...: AND SLUT tat2oodtrash: u too whore ♥ NAUGHTY ...: TY FOR GETTING IT RIGHT HAHA ♥ NAUGHTY ...: yes ♥ NAUGHTY ...: now have a good day

Ha!!! I Finally Got It To Open
yeah the same bitch, finally got my sb to open!!!! fuckin skank blocked me hahahahahaha Name: ¤¨¨¤ChelleyBean¤¨¨¤ (Online) Level: Twisted Fu (6) Gender: Female Omaha, NE Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Enter message: ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: yea yea yea once u face he fact tht ur a nasty peice of shit life will be much better for u..peace ->Lexi&heart...: you called it on yourself dear ->Lexi&heart...: ok yeah bitch please, go away you nasty inbred skank ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: haha i can take them i just felt like fuckin with u cuz dumb ugly bitches like yourself r easy to get to ->Lexi&heart...: well if you cant take comments in the mumms GTFO and stay the fuck out ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: u couldnt leave ur sleazy ass opinions to urself..i evn said in the mumm tht it was a fucked up joke..anyone who took it seriously is the queen ditz ->Lexi&heart...: inbred bitch ->Lexi&heart...: well ok if you think so ->Lexi&heart...: yaou called it on yourself, youcame t

Hai Guyz!
Hello there. For some reason you're reading this I'm not really sure why. Anyways - I'm bored and frustrated. That would be why I crawled back to Fubar. My new site is being slow about changing my model name from "Frankie Chemical" to "Tiffany Twisted" so I have another night off. Kind of nice to be back in such a crazy dramatic place though. I love me some chaos. Also just wanted to say hello to everyone (those of you who knew before and all of you who didn't). Hope everyone has a bitchin' Thursday. I, on the other hand, will be waiting for my new name to kick in so I can rock out on cam once more. -Sybil

Haikus I Wrote
here are a few samples for beginning: electricity conductivity takes my words into your soul unparalyzed loneliness love is the premise of separation. And you are beyond loving burst fast red clouds explode on the lids of my closed eyes till my heart shivers

Haiku Windows Error Messages.
A friend posted this on myspace, I had to share. Enjoy... The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. ------------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ------------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. ------------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. ------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. ------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. ------------------------------------------------- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. ----------

Haikus To Enjoy At Work
The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist. Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

A Haiku
Haiku I know, I know. Everyone is real impressed with my poetic prowess. So here ya go. An original Haiku from yours truly. Now now, please save your applause until the very end. LSD leads you To see a cow in a tree Saying Moo moo moo

Haiku Of My Feelings
haiku of my feelings petals fall from trees like tear drops and wind brings rain of discontent tears fall like rain to be in the rain i love cant see me crying haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5

Haiku Of My Feelings
petals fall from trees like tear drops and wind brings rain of discontent tears fall like rain to be in the rain i love cant see me crying tears on the east wind the songs lay upto the wind winds moving the clouds the wind makes a sound like folks up there are dying the rain clears away haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5

Haikus
This deadly weaver, Climbs upon his web of food Catching what comes near. In times of thinking, One can feel the wheels turning: Like that of a clock. Entering the light, In the hands of time so bright. Forever alive.

Haiku Poetry Trying Again
soon i am gone bye this by my own hand you think it is i think not soon it is all right i'm ready to go right now you see it is i think so soon i am gone bye give me the green light right now it is i think not soon it is all right no more two face lovers you see it is i think so soon i am gone bye easy come easy go i can see it is i think not haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5 haiku in japanese has be easier cause each Hiragana is one syllable

Haiku
[for those of you who don't know, Haiku is a Japanese poem form consisting of 3 lines. The first line is 5 syllables, the second is 7, the third line is 5 as well. While this "form" is not difficult the essense of Haiku is subtlty. There should be very little adjectives or other "devices" typical in western poem forms, illiteration for example is a no no. Yet the poem should convey emotion & power or beauty. I have been studying this form for many decades.] As a hummingbirdalites upon a willowtwig. So rests my soul (now my contest. This Haiku is posted elsewhere on FUBAR. Find it and send me the link and I'll give you 1/2 of whatever fubucks I have...)

- Haikuatical Ramblings -
An empleasured pain So strong as to nare’be Hate Is dichotomic Love. ~~~/~~~ The sight of her smile My heart breaking with pure joy An angel is she. ~~~/~~~ Tall is the old tree Its leafs no longer full green

Haiku Haiku...ukiah Ukiah
Once vividly green Now brilliant and varied be Softly down they fall. ~~~/~~~ Soft auburn of tress Deeply soulful brown of eye Such beauty is She. ~~~/~~~ Shinny black, it sits Current pulsing beneath it Yet, burn it does not. ~~~/~~~

Haikus - 2/19/09
HAIKUS - 2/19/09 Definition: An unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually five, seven, and five syllables Spring floats on the breeze Walking to my car alone No, wait! Humming trees Wonderful futures Are only a thought away Now, in the present Snow white mountain tops Tranquil blue seas with creatures galore Yes! It's Ecuador Berry full of straw On top, molten chocolate My heart's own desire Go ahead spin another story As I nod and measure your dick Stare into my eyes Take a dive and swim deep You know you want to BLEEP! Sucked him in and tore him down Knew all along he was a clown Fuck him! You taste the smoothness Your hand holds on to it tight Ice cream cone, sicko! Music so moves me Held captive against your own So tonight we melt You punch and bruise me Using your lethal weapon But now your soul bleeds

Haikus Light And Dark
Dark times If I face defeat, The night will grow as blood flow My strength will be gone. Fire on a blue lake, Home of evil and sad souls, All emotion lost. Bright times I now see the light, My passion and heart grow strong, An angel I love. Only one angel Of many brings me pure light, We finally meet. Fire and light will join To bring peace to our sad hearts, Our joined hands will heal. When I did meet you, Fall became spring as light shines Across great beauty. I will protect you, no godly force can stop me, I will help heal you.

Hail To The Queen
Hail to the Queen majestic, regal, commanding Beautiful, Sexy, Mysteriously powerful I kneel before you Your Priest, drone, and Best friend Your eyes pierce my soul like razor sharp swords Your divine pressence Commanding my every thought Breasts built in beauty and strength Lips, rosy and soft Like wings of a butterfly Stardust floods my eyes Your body Juicy, plump, robust Oh Beloved Big beautiful Woman I want, Need, Desire you Your round bottom skin so soft perfect and squeezable warm and divine Kneeling before you your humble servant I beg you my Quieen please allow me the honor to pleasure you You say nothing yet speak volumes Commanding me to come to you Wiht the simple movement of your finger My bodyhot and hard like a raging volcano Hard, sterdy shell filled beneath with hot delicious lava Service to the Queen begins Your every command I obey only serves to raise my ownb sensual awareness Teachign me how to serve you

Hail To Freya
Hail Freya Goddess of love Goddess of magic Goddess of war For you are my Lady my Patron She who has shown me who I am She who calls me across the veil She of the Falcon Cape She with her cats Amber and Gold She who dwells in Sessrumnir That happiest of halls in all of Asgard! Hail Freya Hail to you my Goddess! Caty

Hail To Thor
Hail to Thor Son of Odin and Jord Defender of Migard and Asgard! Welder of the hammer Mjolnir! Kepper of the goats Toothknasher and Toothbasher who pull his wagon. For you my Patron called me home To the ways of old You showed me the way to Asgards halls! For if it wasnt for you id still be lost! Hail to Thor ! Caty

Hail To The Musicians
HAIL TO THOSE WHO MAKE MUSIC HAIL TO THE SINGER HAIL TO THOSE WHO PLAY HAIL TO THE ONES WHO WRITE THE SONGS FOR WITH OUT THESE WOUNDERFUL PEOPLE WE ARE A POOR FOLK INDEED SO I RAISE MY HORN TO YOU MAY YOU FOREVER BRING US MUSIC! Caty

Hail To The New Dawn
Hail to the New Dawn, watch his glory rise with the morning sun. Hear his song as silent as it maybe. Follow in his steps of self inlightenment, walk the path of light....Fall into the rapture of his love and let peace be with you. Climb these walls of self loathing and peek into a world of self worth...... Rejoyce! You are loved!, and will always be missed. Close your eyes and take that step into the unknown, Let faith be your guide. See the good in the world around you .., For Life is to short to Live by Bad/Past.

Hail Merry
Mauberly and I were out this afternoon to enjoy the lovely hot weather--she was lounging in the shade under the steps, I was rotating around the yard, trying to soak up as much sun as possible. Suddenly, though, she flipped out. She hissed, then wouldn't let me touch her. I thought: "Odd." I mean, she's a bitch, but that was unusual. I shooed her inside, muttered, "Ugh. Women" and went back to lounging. Less than five minutes later, chunks of ice started falling from the sky. I scrambled to move my plants to safety, then quickly realized that there was an important choice to be made: Which is more important? Pretty flowers or an intact skull? Opting for the latter, I sat inside, helpless, watching the glacier in the sky break apart and pummel my yard. I stared up--what did my grass do to deserve this kind of abuse? The frozen tennis balls were drawn like flag-magnets to my car--they crashed onto it, I cringed. But not as much as when they hit my plants. My poo

Hail To The King Baby (evil Dead 4 Kind Of)
i heard about a year ago that there was making a evil dead 4 but the news was wrong in fact there making a kind of spoof of evil dead with bruce campbell playing himself battleing demons the films called My name is bruce dont know when it comes out but the trailer looks GROOVY :)

Hailie
my peanut is finally hear she came into the world on 12/13/2007shw weighed 5lbs 11ozs and she was 18.5" long. her sisters love her to death and so do mommy and daddy. and also jake is home our 2 months areover finally. i got all i wanted for xmas my hubby and my baby girl. all is good here. ttyl love you all.

Hail To The Mighty Bodine
I just read something on a Friends my space and I agree with the Mighty White Skinned Head Bodine on the 12 gauge shot to the past. I just want to know what gives people the right to dog you and our own when in need, then think it is all happy years later now that the recovering druggies have found GOD! I say FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You whO know who you are are just SUCKING OUT LOUD!!!!!!! So here's your option wrap your lips around my 12 gauge and suck the bullet out cuz you don"t even deserve my effort to pull the trigger!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF JESSI-SON AND MILLER!!!!!!!!!

Hail Storm
Well, when I left for work this morning, there was a 50% chance of rain. We got a little bit of hail and 2 1/4 inches of rain in town. Buyt I heard it was a lot more severe at where I live, so I took the afternoon off, to check the damage. Geez! 7 out of 10 windows broke on the north and west side, screen door gone. Roof leaking everywhere. Neighbor said we had softball size hail here, hard and fast. Ice storm, now hail. I'm not living right!

Hail To The King
When I don't write poetry I dream of Elvis old fat Elvis with grease and glasses shaking his velvet hips at shrieking glamour addicts as if it really meant something and I wonder: Could I really delude a universe into flashlight floods and an illusion of ideal to make them believe I never rose with bedhead got zapped out on a Deal Or No Deal marathon masturbated in the shower or had to, as they say pass Elvis now and then? And then burst the bubble urban legend style... When I don't write poetry I dream a lot of crazy shit. So what will I do now? Write on? Trigger up for another round? Or hail to the King? ~M~

Hail To The Chief
“Then the LORD said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh, and tell him, Thus saith the LORD God of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve me.” The beginning of the ninth chapter of Exodus continues the pattern we see the LORD establishing with Pharaoh through His messengers Moses and Aaron on behalf of His chosen people the children of Israel. The afflictions the LORD sends upon the land and people of Egypt in response to Pharaoh’s stubbornness (and by the time we’re reading this, it IS one man’s stubbornness, a man who as occupier of the throne of Egypt is considered a god himself) come after he’s warned, and they all ultimately prove to have a double meaning. Not only is the land of Pharaoh getting trounced and probably not as much is getting done, all of what the average Egyptian chooses to believe in – the power of their magicians and their gods, many of whom are represented by animals or animal-headed beings – about life is getting held up to a mirror and found wanting.

Hail The Great Spirit
My grandfather is the fire My grandmother is the wind The Earth is my mother The Great Spirit is my father The World stopped at my birth and laid itself at my feet And I shall swallow the Earth whole when I die and the Earth and I will be one Hail The Great Spirit, my father without him no one could exist because there would be no will to live Hail The Earth, my mother without which no food could be grown and so cause the will to live to starve Hail the wind, my grandmother for she brings loving, lifegiving rain nourishing us as she nourishes our crops Hail the fire, my grandfather for the light, the warmth, the comfort he brings without which we be animals, not men Hail my parent and grandparents without which not I nor you nor anyone else could have existed Life gives life which gives unto itself a promise of new life Hail the Great Spirit, The Earth, the wind, the fire praise my parents loudly for they are your parents, too Oh, Great Spirit, giver of my life please accept this humb

Hailing The Void
And thus, eyes black with grief, We hailed the void, uneasy with relief. Glad we were, on the brink of madness, Accustomed to pain, emboldened by sadness. She held my heart, in her hands, And her reward was to bleed out, upon stranger sands. Those who love me, I stop their breath, For in my heart lies frozen death. With not a whimper, nor a sigh, Did trust in me, and thus they die. So now I hail unto the void, What peace I had, evermore destroyed.

Hail.
You ever stare at a receding bottle and feel a profound sink as you count the few shots you have left?Is there a way to fix that without opening another?The stores closed hours ago.Inability to plan ahead.Inability to conserve resources.Does not manage time wisely.Does not engage other children in play.Does not volunteer to answer questions.There were checkboxes for all those.But every now and then, there were special notes written in the marginsWhy didn't they ever talk about the singling outthe alienationthe naked hatred and razorwire snickering.Why were these the important questions?What balding politician with no background in education, or being a childdecided it was more relevant to monitor halls and stacking.Columns and rows.Neat little cubes of compliance and satiation.Where did the anger come from?And where did it go?What did he feel when they started to flop.Gasp.Plead.Apologize.And when they waltzed it all the following week?Why, and why for so long?Why ask now?Where were yo

Hail Satan Chant
Abortion activists caught on camera, possessed by spooky ‘Hail Satan’ chant at Texas State Capitol Mike AdamsNatural NewsJuly 9, 2013 You may have heard that Texas is seeking to outlaw late-term abortions — the kind of abortions that kill a nearly full-grown baby who has eyes, ears, hands, a beating heart and can experience pain. The idea that such pre-born human beings cannot be murdered at will infuriates “pro-choice” abortion activists, and the true inspiration for their desire to kill babies has finally emerged. A truly bizarre, almost “creepy” video has just surfaced, revealing pro-abortion activists chanting “Hail Satan” in unison at the Texas State Capitol building. As you can hear for you

Hair Bondage Tips
Hair Bondage Tips techniques and tricks for doing it right Incorporating the hair in your bondage is appealing to many and for many different reasons. It dramatically increases the feeling of being restrained, it's incredibly intimate and personal, it can be painful, humiliating and it often is a very effecitive way to keep the head still and in position for other things, such as "forced" oral sex. ...click for photos... Binding the hair may not always be easy. The hair easily slips out of every knot you tie, unless you know how to do it right. And not every technique can applied with every type of hair. Long hair is a lot easier to use of course. Short and extremely short hair may be a problem. In other words, you may to to experiment with different techniques a bit before you find the one most suitable for your own situation. [Pro Tip] If you find the hair still slips out of the rope, try using hair spray first. This will make the hair less slippery and stick to the ro

Hairlip & Humpback Joke!!
There was this bar with a hump back bartender waiting on customers. In walks a guy with a hairlip.. Hairlip: how you doing sir? Humpback: fine sir and what can i get for you? Hairlip: how much is your VO? Humpback: that's $ 5.00 a shot. Hairlip: $ 5.00 a shot!! DAMN buddy that aweful high.. i can't afford that!! Hairlip: well how much is your gin? Humpback: $ 4.00 a shot. Hairlip: $4.00! $4.00! a shot are you out your fucking mind? I ain't paying that!! danm bubby!! you gotta do better than that... Hairlip: well how much is your beer? Humpback: $3.00 a glass. Hairlip: $3.00!! $3.00!!! a glass!! you must be fucking stupid!! Ain't no damn body going to pay that price for a beer!! Hairlip: well sir i can't buy anything in here but i just want you to know that I sure thank you for not making fun of me being a hairlip and all 'cause so many people do.. you have been a real gentleman!! Humpback: yes sir and i'm glad you

Hair Removal... The Horror Story.. Lmao
You don't have to be a woman to appreciate this story. I guarantee it will have women (men too) laughing out loud!! All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal - the Epilady, the standard razor, the scissors, the Nair, the EpilStop, and now . . The Wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work, fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I should use that wax in my medicine cabinet. I set up my boy with a video and head to the site of my demise, um, I mean bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically rising crescendo of string instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I mean, I'm not the girly-est of girls but

Hair Today....
The last few days I've taken a "porn break", staying away from KSEX, porn parties and the adult industry lifestyle in general. I think everyone needs a break from their jobs (and even life) once in awhile to re-energize ourselves and too keep our perspectives focused. I'm thinking about shaving my head bald. My hair is thinning to the point where I am unhappy with it. With my 35th birthday coming up next month, I'm thinking it might be a needed change. Clinging onto things of the past for too long can go from nostalgic to pathetic in a very short time. ...Also, I don't want to end up looking like Hulk Hogan or a Venice Beach burnout. What do you guys think?

Haircut
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your

Hair Removal 101 (no I Did **not** Do This - But Was Way Too Funny Not To Share Lol
All hair removal methods have tricked us women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady (aka Epi-torture), scissors, razors, Nair and now..the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits.... No melting a clump of hot wax, OH NO...you just rub these strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!* So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Ok I cut my hair last night and had a bit of a beard. Had great fun making mohicans and funny beards, goatees and moustaches. Thought I was 15 again, showing off that I could actually grow a beard and non of my mates could! Anyway............. Check it out for yourself.

Hair Cut?
ive been riding the line on weather i should cut myhair or not .. i want 2 but i know if i did im gonna miss but its such a pain in the ass sometime .... check out some of my pix n tell me what u guys think

Hair Removal 101 (no I Did Not Do This - But Funny As Hell!!)
God bless the females of the world for putting themselves through such horrendous procedures in the name of "beauty"... ********************************* All hair removal methods have tricked us women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady (aka Epi-torture), scissors, razors, Nair and now..the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits.... No melting a clump of hot wax, OH NO...you just rub these strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out

Hair
Let's talk about HAIR! We all have it... well almost all of us. Let's just say we all HAD it once upon a time. Were we ever satistfied with the way it looked? NOOOOOO!!!! We always want something different, something new. I was looking at my hair the other day thinking I was tired of it just hanging there. So, I broke out the hot rollers. A little curl, a little body ya know? Not according to MY hair! It thought it looked just fine... FLAT!! Must have, because 30 minutes, 3 burned fingers and 2 tired arms later it was still just that. So, I started thinking color. Once again something different, something new. So, a trip to Wal-Mart. After another 30 minutes of looking at all the pretty boxes I left. Empty handed. Lord have mercy... how do you choose? First I thought, I'm a blonde, was born that way, must be the way I was meant to be. I'll keep it that way. Then I thought, aww hell, a little touch up. Winter is coming let's brighten it a tad, just a shade lighter right? Ha! There

Hair Ideas(color & Cut)
Looking too change my hair sometime soon,asking for ideas.What do you think would fit me?!I am a bigger female,with a round/heartshaped face.Dont want to go too short,and I want a color to match anything(streaks of odd colors ok but not full head of odd color)Any ideas people???

Hair Cuts
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

Hair And Stuff...
Music Video:LIPS OF AN ANGEL (by Hinder)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Okay. I like this cat's voice, but his hair and his body langauge grate on my nerves. I've tried to figure that flippy hair thing out and I cannot. It is beyond me.

Hair?
i just spent the last hour doing my hair all sweet like. and im done but i have no camera to show it off. kinda bummed. i wont lie. black 14inch extensions and a bunch of 6inch pink extension highlights is basically what it is, but it looks sweet trust.

The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused

Hair Cut!
Well i just got back from cutting my hair, i dont have time to post photos tonight, BUT that doesnt mean that i wont tomorrow. I like it, im waiting till all the highlights are out and then im going to grow it out crazy long and donate it to Locks of Love. im still crappy, but if i dont do anything nothing will change. This coming from another sleepless night. I thought that i was asleep, but i realized that i was only staring at the celing zoning out. lol Great fun let me tell you, me and Maytag ditched my classes today to just sleep. and I got about three hours of it before my sister decided to wake me up by texting me stupid shit. So im butt tired....lets see if i sleep tonight!

Hair Cut
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a Haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.0 0'. "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a

Hair Dryers
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unu

Hair...
Well this blows The salon dosn't have time for me today So I get to get done on Tuesday Oh well I guess I'll just play with it till then hehehe Any ideas for cut colors anything? I'm think about more layers and...blonde Wahahaha

Hair Dryer
A young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahea

Hair Pie....
So after the MERL pictures. And BEFORE the pie the gals and I got on a subject. A hairy one. A crotch hairy one. We were talking about our 4 day road trip to coachella this summer. "I so can't wait to hear you fart Dawn!" (Dawn is a self proclaimed non farter....that is SO another story) "What.EVER!!!" she smiled. I looked at Geeka. "She's gonna fart in her sleep I KNOW IT!!!! We'll catch her!" "I know! And poop! You're gonna have to poop while were there too!" Geeka chuckled. "Whatever. Stop the insanity. why are you two obsessed with my farting anyhow?" she rolled her eyes and took a sip of her diet coke. "You say you don't. And EVERYONE farts. EVERYONE!" I nod in agreement. "Well you two probably snore! I cant sleep with you. You snore. I will need earplugs." "You snore too sista" Geeka laughed out. She looked at me with wide eyes "That's how she gets rid of all her farts...she snores em out nnnnnshhhhnnnnnshhh!!!" she made a snoring s

Hair?
I really want my hair red again. I'll most likely have to bleach me hair though. So I was thinking of using very light bleach so it doesn't kill my hair completely. Just to lift the black out of the hair a little bit. I might give it a try...I just don't wanna lose all my hair again.

Hair Of The Dog? Eye Of Newt? Is There A Hangover Cure?
Do you like to tie one on why tying up your packages? For many of us, the holiday season is a time of pure indulgence. Sometimes those indulgences include alcohol. A hangover (do I really need to describe the symptoms?) is caused primarily by dehydration. Alcohol is a diuretic (which explains all of those trips to the bathroom!). The metabolism of alcohol diverts the liver from its job of making sugar that your body needs for energy, and this can lead to low blood sugar levels. This metabolism also results in a toxic byproduct called acetaldehyde which may also contribute to hangover symptoms. Lastly, as the body works to metabolize the alcohol, it uses up your supply of Vitamin B12, and this may also contribute to the way you are feeling. Unfortunately, there has not been a tremendous amount of research on hangover therapy, and since I don't see the potential for a Nobel Prize in this field of study, it's unlikely we ever will. However, knowing what we do about how alcohol

Hairy Turd Brown Tuna Fish.
Deep in the rainforests of snipulosis seven lives a baby flabberbabber named gigglepiss . gigglepiss loves pissing in the trees and eating sauteed beef shank cocktail all day long! gigglepiss 's family helps to watch for garboly predators like mome wraths . It can be very fary living in the forest, so everyone watches out for everyone else. But one day, gigglepiss wandered too far away from the others while playing. " poop pow! !" thought gigglepiss . A(n) hairy tird brown tuna fish lurked behind a tree, and wanted to have gigglepiss for dinner! But gigglepiss 's mother came to the rescue, and scared the tuna fish away! That day gigglepiss learned that when you're a baby flabberbabber in the forest, you better stay close to home. After such a(n) rifftacular. day, gigglepiss fell into a deep sleep that night, and dreamt of playing again the next day!

Hair In The Ears
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Haircut
Well, this isnt all that blog worthy, but I got my hair cut off yesterday. It's all short again and I'm kinda excited about it! Was getting comments quite a bit at work (im sure I would have gotten a few more but most of my day is spent in a clean room with a hairnet and hood and such). Hopefully I can convince my photographer to take a few pics of me this weekend.

Hair Removal
Hair Removal All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ?Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.? So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips fa

Hair Color!
Okay this is the thing & it pisses me off! I have had hot pink hair for 4 years now, but Keith pointed out too me how trendy being punk is & having pink hair really is. Kinda really pisses me off! These wanna be punk bitches now don't even know the meaning of being a punk... It's not listen to what true punks calls EMO, dying your hair, getting your lip pierced & wearing torn & tattered clothing. Being punk is about being YOU! Not caring if people stare at you & when they do stare you look right back & say something smart assed! It's about standing up for what you believe in & not being a fuckin' sheep & following everyone who thinks they are cool. If you think you're cool... Then shit that's all that fuckin' matters! Being punk is listening to PUNK music... Like Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Socal D, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Bad Religion & PennyWise. Omg do you know that I haven't met a "punk" around here yet who knows who PennyWise is... WTF? & You call yourself a punk, you lil wanna be bitche

Hair Waxing Lmaof
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair d

The Haircut
Haircut A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your house

Hair Raising Rides
I recently volunteered my "skills" with a charity organization which is near and dear to my heart, the American Cancer Society. HAIR RAISING RIDES is a company devoted to raising the self-esteem of people with cancer. This company was founded on the belief that by improving a person’s physical appearance, self-esteem is raised, anxiety is reduced, and more of their body’s energy can be focused on the treatment process. Hair Raising Rides solicits contributions from companies and individuals and uses the funds raised to provide wigs and cosmetic needs for patients experiencing the tolls on appearance that occur during the treatment process. THE GREAT RIVER RIDE Cancer is a disease that attacks a person physically. Treatment attacks the disease, but affects the patient mentally and physically through the loss of hair, general appearance, energy, and self-esteem. Hair Raising Rides is attempting to raise $250,000 to provide wigs and other cosmetic nee

Hairy Legs
hmmm... i'm thinking my legs could use a fresh shave. it's been four days since the last shave. they're getting stubbly, could poke an eye out with them. gonna go swimming tomorrow so yea, it's time for the tortured hair removal process.

The Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I can get a haircut ?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves ?" Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Hair Cut Or Trim
I don't think some ppl know the different's between a hair cut & trim,Seems like every time I go in for a trim I get a hair cut. Really pisses me off happy scissor people GRR.I'm just wondering if other people who have long hair have this same problem as me?

Hair Removal 101
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. "YA THINK!!!" So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts me!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best

Hair
Hairspray (2007) movies.yahoo.com Yahoos B+, Critics A- Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, has only one passion--dancing. Her dream is to appear on "The Corny... Showtimes Enter City and State or Zip Code: Make this your default location Yahoo! Shortcut - About WEB RESULTS 1. Hairspray (Movie) Official site of the 2007 movie musical Hairspray, starring Nikki Blonsky, John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Amanda Bynes, Christopher Walken, Zac Efron, Queen ... www.hairspraymovie.com - 7k - Cached 2. Hairspray (2007) - IMDb Cast/character credits for the 2007 movie Hairspray, with trivia, a forum, and production details about the film, directed by Adam Shankman. www.imdb.com/title/tt0427327 - 48k - Cached 3. Hairspray (1988) - IMDb Cast/character credits for John Waters' 1988 movie Hairspray, with trivia, quotes, and production details about the comedy starring Ricki Lake, Sonny Bo

Hair Removal
Hair Removal... All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless, removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, helped the kids with homework. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So, I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg, (or wherever else), and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. YA THINK?!?!?!!!! So, I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it

Hair Removal
This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing

Hairspray-- A Movie Review
Hairspray Hairspray, I’ve discovered is a 2007 movie based on the 2002 Broadway musical, which, I understand, was based on the 1988 movie!?!?! Sigh. Dear Lord! Well anyway, my wife had to remind me of a promise I made, (that I would go to more of “her” movies), to get me to go; trust me, I really wasn’t interested in a musical, I knew that much. I didn’t look into the movie so I didn’t know what to expect when the theatre went dark, aside from my popcorn and a box of Reese’s Pieces. Now, I am a little finicky here, I do not like movies that deliver messages! When I went to the show I expected a flick about a plump teen-age girl that wanted to be on a TV dance show. When I discovered that it was about integration in the early 1960’s, I’ll admit, I was put off. No! I am not prejudice; I just get tired of message movies; which is why I quit going to see Steven Seagal. I mean, when I pay $8 or $9 for a movie, I want to be entertained; not watch something I can see on A&E.

Hair
My hair use to be long, then short, then long, ect; blonde, red, black, blue, and now black. I can never seem to make up my mind. I do like long hair, and I liked it when I had long hair, but I always seem to get to that one length that makes me want to rip it all out! Sadly I seem to be at this crossroad again; and I'm fighting the urge for a spunky short cut. I want to have braids and pigtails! I want to have curls one day if I feel like it, and ironboard straight the next. I'm trying to find the courage inside to get through this ordeal. I've even thought of other modifications to keep my mind off my hair, like more piercings; my first tattoo; and coloring my hair a bluish black. I might even get my nails done!! Anything to keep me from touching my hair. Help! >.

Hair
Ok I know this is a stupid question but why the hell does it take hair so damn long to grow back??? Is it so much to ask that after having to chop it all off cause of stupid chemo treatment that it would grow back fast?? I hate it short... ok i'm done I just needed to gripe!

Hair And Stuff
I went over to a friend's house today and they did my hair. Also, more dissapointment. The girl I like at the insurance place has a boyfriend. I asked my agent about her today. She says she will let me know if that girl is single again. BeforeDuringAfter

Haircut... And School Cramps...
Hey everyone :) Today mom dragged me into the haircut saloon and made me get a haircut... its the same style as the old, just like an inch shorter... At least I got to keep the long hair in front, its a pain in the hiney when it keeps jabbing my eyes...... My school starts at monday, and mom is freaking out... 3 words... I hate her... I dont understand why I have to go through this hectic stress each summer end when school starts, it's just school, for christs sake, I'm going to survive it LOL... She just acts like it's the end of the world... Ugh... Maybe it is... Haha My mood is generally high, though I have a few downs now and then... Mainly for missing Chris, but also my frustration over my everstressing mom whom I believe won't live for her 60's because of stress and smoking... Umm, that was another sidekick... Damn... Oh well... I managed to reach aprox 50% of the storyline in my Pokémon Diamond game... It's really great, I caught Dialga, the Pokémon on the cover :):):)

Hair Removal Method..
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal....The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....THE WAX!! My night began as any other normal weeknight, come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours, "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise, The BATHROOM. It was one of those "COLD WAX" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax. You just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK?!?) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it t

Hair
well lets see...where to start...i had posted a mumm a few weeks ago about my hair. my sister has told me many times that my hair was too light for my skin tone so i decided that i would color it...well guess what...it turned gray....AHHHHH..then i thought well maybe if i go get it cut, it will take away the stuff that is really gray....well damn it...now its too short and it was still gray...so i bought another box of hair color..tried to color it again...now its on the blackish gray side and looks worse now than it did to begin with. I absolutely hate it...i will post some pics later so you can all see how it turned out...like i said, i hate it, so dont feel bad to tell me what you really think either...i wanna know everybodys opinion.

The Hair.
Im amazed. Ive bleached my hair twice within the same month and now i dyed it red....and its still uber soft and shiny and ...its still there lol HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?! my friend brandy's hair is uber thin and she dyed her hair twice. at the beginning of the month and at the end I guess im just lucky but yeah new pix... eventually

Hairspray Halloween Costume
Hairspray Halloween Costume Shop for movie and tv costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Hairspray is one of the biggest hit movie musicals ever, and Hairspray costumes will be all over at Halloween parties this fall. Grab your Hairspray Halloween costumes and be Edna Turnblad, Tracy Turnblad, Velma von Tussle, Penny Lou Pingleton, or Seaweed Joseph Stubbs etc. So, this Halloween dress up as your favorite Hairspray character. Hairspray is a 2007 musical film produced by Zadan/Meron Productions and distributed by New Line Cinema. It was released in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom on July 20, 2007. The film is an adaptation of the Tony Award-winning 2002 Broadway musical of the same name, itself adapted from John Waters' 1988 comedy film. Set in 1962 Baltimore, the film follows a "pleasantly-plump" teen named Tracy Turnblad as she simultaneously pursues stardom as a dancer on a local TV show and rallies against raci

Hair Today Gone Tommorrow...or Today...whatever
i cut off my hair. no not bald. but it aint long any more. i hate it. it was irritating me yesterday. so i had it chopped off. stupid decision. FAIL. hard. *shakes fist*

Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Hair, Again
I realized the other night that it drives me crazy. I just get in the way of a lot of things. I want so badly to cut it off and be done with it, but I can't cuz I want to be able to donate a whole bunch next year for my 10 year anniversary of surviving ovarain cancer. (Go me). It is pretty long now, and I just feel there is nothing cool that I can do with it other then putting it up in a pony tail or a bun and be done with it. I wish I had time in the morning to be able to do something with it. I love how it looks when its down but man, it just gets in the way. Also for any of you who still want to join me in the cutting of the hair on June 5th 2008 the deadline for dying your hair is coming up. You can not have colored hair and donate it. You can't dye it for 6 months before you get it cut off. I will be mosting more details as they come up. I just can't wait to get rid of it. And then when I do, I have no idea how I want to cut it. Should I still leave some leangth or c

Haircut Brings Sanity
I was losing my mind, I cant explain it any other way. I was depressed, lonely, sick, and shaggy. My hair was a disaster, a wild mane unfettered by rhyme or reason. It was as if the roots of the hair actually had a strangle hold on my brain, causing insanity. But No more! Tonight I slew quaffed beast, and it was as if the weight of the world was lifted off my back. Rational thought returned and I feel absolutly ridicolous for the state of mind I had previously been living in. Also, Transformers is a damn good movie, granted that has nothing to do with my hair cut, but when you put the two together IT EQUALS AWESOME!

Hair Removel Incident Lmao
The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah,

Hair
I am going today to get my hair cut.... Don't worry Hair Lovers.... It's not all going away today! Just some simple stuff for today.... I am waiting for my friend to say go, and we will be cutting our hair to donate to Locks for Love.... Then it will be gone. At least for a year. My hair tends to grow fast. I am ready for a change and the next time will be drastic!! To be continued.......

Hair Of Red
My sweet’s embrace grabs hold of something deep within my soul. Her magic touch soothes my heart and fills an empty hole. My sweet’s kisses are so soft and gentle, more exquisite than fine wine. Her slender fingers course through my hair, sending shivers down my spine. My sweet’s gaze I dare not meet too long, although it may be bliss. For in her eyes of ocean blue, I may fall into the abyss. My sweet‘s an earth bound angel, whose wings she had to shed. If my sweet be my true love, then my true love has hair of red.

The Haircut
The Haircut One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased, and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the bar

Hairspray
Having seen this one in the theater, I knew the story going in. Basically its a story of breaking down racial barriers in the 60's. Its a fun story, but what makes it a curiousity and bizarre for me is John Travolta playing Edna Turnblad. As in the the theater, this position as the lead character's mom, is played by a cross dresser. But to see Travolta singing and dancing in this role is surreal. And when Christopher Walken comes out as Travolta's wife and is seducing him, that is really over the top making it worth seeing just for that. This movie is way down on my summer movie list, but it was worth catching on my last long flight.

Hair
I really want to know what the current fascination with shaving is. I mean whats wrong with a bit of body hair? Its meant to be there, if it wasn't it wouldn't grow in the first place. To me you have to blame the porn industry for the fact that every women know things she has to be completely bald down stairs. And they are only doing it for a) hygine (i mean one money shot and your there for hours trying to clean it out your hairs) and b) so it doesn't obscure the filming. I mean its the same reason that there is a huge fascination with anal sex. Its in Porn so all men think its normal and expect there women to do it. But porn isn't real life, so why copy it? to paraphrase David Ducnovy from Californication, when im eating a girl out I like to know shes actually passed puberty. Im not talking some 70's afro, but nicely trimmed is so much better. And its starting in men now as well. I mean if your a cyclist or swimmer or whatever, then yeah shave your arms legs etc, but if your not i

Haircut Request
When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. "Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear." The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that." The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"

Haircut!!!! 8-(
Well i got a great job opportunity and i need to get a hair cut long hair just inst professional enough in todays society. Well im gonna miss it as i think the fans of long hair will too :( its gonna be so hard to get it cut but i did have short hair in the military so its not that im not use to it or havnt had it before but 4 years or so with growing it out :(

Hair Fain
As you may or may not know, come this June 5th will be my 10 year anniversary of my cancer. On that day me, and a few others will be cutting our hair and donating it to Locks of Love. I made the appointment at the Hair Cuttery for June 5th at 2 pm. This is when they will have the most people working. I am giving pleanty of notice to everyone that will be involed with me doing this for you to get the time off. I also need a list of names of the people that are joining me too, so I can let them know. And even if you can't join me and such but still want to donate, they will take it when ever. I will include thier sight so you can check it out. Anything else, please let me know. And speaking of hair, I can not wait for the day to come so I can chop it all off and dye it again. I found a few gray hairs the last couple days. It has made me a little sad, but I guess I will get over it. http://www.locksoflove.org/

Hair = Energy?
well, it's Friday~! Not much has happened this week here. I have had no energy at all to do anything. But being a MOM you know we have to keep on going no matter how bad we feel. I have done little housework and now this morning I have loads of clothes to wash and dry. I have cooked supper every night....so that is good. But that is about all I have done in the house. My hair is gone so I wonder if having hair is the root to having energy....LOL. I signed the kids up for an art class for tomorrow. I hope it is warmer tomorrow than it is today. Anyway, the art class is kinda a therapy for kids with loved ones fighting cancer. It is being held at the local cancer association office. While they are doing that I am going to look around the wig/hat room. Who knows, I may come home with a new "hair style"~! I miss not chatting with my friends as much as before. But this week should be better for me. About the time I start feeling "normal"...it's time for chemo again.

The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roarin

Hair Color
ok its about that time again..to dye the hair..haha im getting bored with it again, so i dont have money so i gotta go buy i box and dye it myself :( also dont have the money to get it cut..which sucks..so looksl ike im growing it out for now..i think ill keep it long til summer then cut it again..haha...anyways....i dye it random colors or streak it all the time..well since im doing it myself..im a tard and cant streak it..haha so i dye it a solid color, the last one i did was a red brown..soooo what should i do this time??? auborn red..a weird color..or what? haha yea i know..ill do what i want in the end (which i dont know what it is i want yet) but i just wanna know what u think..hehe so let me know!!!

Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber ope

Hair Salon Scalps Customers
Hair salon scalps customers Mon Apr 7, 2008 12:41pm EDT BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese hair salon has been shut down and fined 500,000 yuan ($71,280) for holding two customers hostage and charging wildly excessive fees for haircuts, a newspaper reported on Monday. College students Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, in the central province of Henan, expecting to pay the 38 yuan ($5.42) advertised on the window. But when the barbers were done, they produced a joint bill for 12,000 yuan ($1,700), enough to make anyone's hair curl, the Beijing News reported. "After borrowing from 16 people, the two were only able to come up with 9,800 yuan and it wasn't until after 10 pm were they allowed to leave the hair salon," it reported. It was not the first time that the shop tried to cheat consumers. One was slapped with a bill for 4,776 yuan when she came in for a haircut last September. In December, another customer opte

Hair Band Nation W/dj Missile On Rock Hard Radio
HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILEEvery Saturday evening from 8-10 pm on ROCK HARD RADIO May 3 (HAIR BAND NATION DEBUT) Interview with BILL LEVERTY from FIREHOUSE May 24 - Interview with the bad ass female rockers from VIXEN Future interviews on HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE ~ BRET MICHAELS of POISON ~ TESLA ~ LITA FORD ~ SKID ROW ~ Tune in this Saturday night to hear tracks from Faster Pussycat, Motley Crue, Def Leppard and a whole lot more.

Hair Band Nation Hotline 213-985-3835
HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE on ROCK HARD RADIO HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE on ROCK HARD RADIO Saturday evenings from 8-10 pm Future interviews on HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE ~ BRET MICHAELS of POISON ~ TESLA ~ LITA FORD ~ SKID ROW ~ Hair Band Nation Hotline - 213-985-3835 - your comments just might make it on the air

Hair On My Tongue
Hair On My Tongue by LateNiteFantasy© Hair, hair, hair everywhere! I have hair on my head, I have hair above my eyes, I even have hair on my thighs. I have hair in my ass, I have hair on my balls; There is hair in my nose; And hair has grown under my arms. And after French dipping In your garden of silk hair; I have hair on my tongue, All mixed with sweet cum.

The Hair Cut!
Oh yes, finally after thinking about it I've gotten my hair done an believe it looks so damn cute, short but awesome just wish my cam was working so I can take photos however I'll get around to it sooner than later!

The Hair Dryer
The hair dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course my child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes, perhaps?' The priest answered: 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to da

Hair Poem
I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astair got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? (Beard Poem) Here's my beard. Ain't it wierd? Don't be sceered, Just a beard.

Hairy Beasts!
OMFG GUYS! Today I got to pet a wild groundhog. I went to feed some ducks at a stream we have here, and this fucking groundhog was waddling right up with them. I gave him pop corn. He rubbed against my leg and wanted more. It was adorable. Never saw one that close up, let alone touched one.

Hair Is A No Go So Far
So yesterday my brother came home with the wrong brand of hair dye..we tested it on my hair and didn't quite come out as bright as i wanted..and i sorta expected it that way.. so gonna do the unexpected..i sure as hell didn't.. eek gonna bleach my hair to blonde..bleh..lmao no offense to blondes..u were born that way...i'm a natural brunette and hispanic..blondes and hispanic color don't always go to together. depending on ur brownish color.. i know i'm gonna cover it up..but to see myself blonde is gonna be freaky..lol i'll take a pic..lmao won't do it till later on tonight..or tomorrow..depending if i have time. kinda nervous bout it..u never really know what ya gonna get when u do blonde..umm ok blonde hair..not a blonde person:P ~dina

Haircut I.d.
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said. "But my husband is here getting a haircut," I explained. "Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

Hair, Make-up And The Media
Most people, when they wake up, don't have to wonder whether they'll have straight, curly, or wavy hair that day. Guess who does? After two months of research and experimenting (yeah, I'm vain, I know), I can quite confidently say that my hair is not the follicle equivalent of Satan, it is only the follicle equivalent of diversity gone horribly wrong. I can pick out three locks of hair right next to each other, and one will be a tight ringlet, one will be wavy, and the third will be straight as an X-axis on a Cartesian plane. What's more, the curly hair varies between curly or wavy at random, and the wavy hair will be wavy, curly or straight on any given day. Fortunately, a bit of Internet research goes a long way, so that for the first time since fourth grade my hair is actually looking great again. I didn't even know I had curly hair until I tried experimenting with my routine a bit. I've also finally found a couple hairstyles that go well with my hair and with my personality.

Hair
I do so love your hair. I love the way it sways and bends like swells on the ocean Trailing down your back Available For me To wrap it Twice around my arm To pull you up short. I love the way I control your every movement With just a wave of my hand On a whim On your knees Saying Please With eyes that tease No reprieve from me. I love the way the the back of your throat Protests the invasion of My Cock Enough to make your Eyes shut and your Mouth open wide and your Saliva drip from My balls. I love that plaintive little whine When you call for my Cum on your Tongue and in your Mouth beginning to Dribble down your Chin to your Breast. Yes, I love your hair.

Hair Metal Mania!
HAIR METAL MANIA!!!! Get ready to rock out!! Break out the Aqua Net... the hair bands are BACK!!! Wanna join in the fun?? You know the drill... F/A/R everyone on the list. If they're on your list already, leave a hair band comment. (And try to get a little creative). HAVE FUN!!! If you'd like me to make you a tag of your favorite hair band, please rate the Hair Metal Mania folder on my page starting with the pic below. But please understand these will be custom tags and will take a little time so be patient with me. Just check back later and see if your tag is done yet. When you're finished, PRIVATE MESSAGE me so I can add you to the list. And if you want a tag, please let me know what band you want (doesn't have to be one in the folder as long as I can find a pic.) Start rating here for a tag and please leave a comment on the last pic when you've rated them all. And now.... the head bangin' hair metal fans: ¢¾ Bebe ¢¾@ fubar Dreadful nightmare!Homesick

Hair Wax (too Funny)
Its been a while since I have posted a Blog. I have yo share this with you guys cause it is so hilarious. It is an eamil that I received today from my aunt and uncle in Texas. I cried while laughing so hard. THIS IS HYSTERICAL! (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) Hair Waxing Story: All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you

Hair Contes Redheads Blondes Burenetts Broown Black
Hair contes redheads Blondes Burenetts Broown Black ok i need 3 of euch hair color top rated in 5 days of euch color will go up agaist euchuther and winer over all will get a price whitch im working on all entrys hit my mail boxs with a pic and color

Hair, Make-up, And The Media
Most people, when they wake up, don't have to wonder whether they'll have straight, curly, or wavy hair that day. Guess who does? After two months of research and experimenting (yeah, I'm vain, I know), I can quite confidently say that my hair is not the follicle equivalent of Satan, it is only the follicle equivalent of diversity gone horribly wrong. I can pick out three locks of hair right next to each other, and one will be a tight ringlet, one will be wavy, and the third will be straight as an X-axis on a Cartesian plane. What's more, the curly hair varies between curly or wavy at random, and the wavy hair will be wavy, curly or straight on any given day. Fortunately, a bit of Internet research goes a long way, so that for the first time since fourth grade my hair is actually looking great again. I didn't even know I had curly hair until I tried experimenting with my routine a bit. I've also finally found a couple hairstyles that go well with my hair and with my personality.

Hair Cut
Hi everybuddy :) So I found out recently my department was closing due to the loss of my big client. As a result I am being transferred to an office in my new client's building. So I have to dress up and today I had all my hair cut off. I am donating it to Beautiful Lengths , to be made into a wig for cancer patients. New pics of me with short hair are in my "Me new short hair omfg" album. :D My friend TrickyZ made me this:

Hair To Be, Or Not To Be That Is The Question
i try and keep up with the times, and the one thing that is still amazing to me is the female pubic area,don't laugh. me being a old school type of person, and being able to remember my first sexual encounter is female pubic hair, yes i know it has been many moons ago, but, trends seem to follow porn. here is where i'm going with this, as time has past and porn has became more popular womens pubic regions have changed, yes some will say that they, have been shaving since they were 14, lol that might be true if they started yesterday. not to brag but i have seen my share over the years, from a {kojak, being bald}, a {hitler,a little 1 inch, by 1 inch, patch of hair,}to a {landing strip a 1 inch wide to a 3 inch long up and down patch}to a {traditional triangle}, to what ever your imagination you can come up with. for years now, the magarity of women have slaved to a kojak, which is great, but for me i like to see a little bit of hair. why is this you may ask, well it lets me know

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She did just like I used to do when my parents would fall asleep...she sped her little ass off. A 2 hour drive and she made it here in an hour!!! That's my girl...I mean shame on her...fuck it...she's here in once piece.

Ha Its Spike
HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHO'S UP NEXT!!! LOOK WHOS HOSTING THIS NEXT HAPPY HOUR? HA YA YOU GOT IT... IT'S OUR FRIEND SPIKE.. NOW THIS MAN WORKS VERY HARD JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.. AND THESE HAPPY HOURS ARE NOT CHEAP.. CAN WE SPEND JUST ONE HOUR OUT OF THE TWELVE HOURS OF HAPPY HOUR THAT WE HAVE TODAY SHOWING THIS MAN SOME LOVE? COME ON JUST GO TO HIS PAGE DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR AND SHOW SOME LOVE.. I'LL BE THERE AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE TOO... PEACE MIZZ SHADY.. OH P.S. JUST CLICK THE PIC AND YOUR THERE... HURRY FAST RUN NOW.. THERES ONLY AN HOUR. :)