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Gunshot Wounds Are A Main Symptom Of Alcoholism
I am so very proud of myself. I turned off my computer last night and did not turn it back on until just a few minutes ago. Of course, this meant that I not only forgot once, but twice about the Valentine Weekend Horror Movie Fest, but uh... meep? Kaela, I will only rate you 11s from now on. Shannon and I went to the Sebastopol flea market today. Not many goodies there, but I didn't need to spend money anyway. He bought me a snowflake obsidian turtle pendant, and in return I bought him a medical book written in 1923. It's a wonderful piece of literature, I can tell you that! I also grabbed a few drilled tumbled stones to make necklaces and charms out of. This one vendor... oh wow... he had a terminated three-color tourmaline that was about three or four inches long. He saw me drooling on it and asked $100. Grr (I can get something similar off eBay for $30-$45). He also had some really gorgeous rough amethyst, a huge crystal ball, a pretty labradorite pendant, and a hank

Guns
Guns dreaming about guns and interpreting these dreams depends greatly on your attitude about guns. There are many people who are comfortable with the life-and-death power of guns and use them recreationally. Whether the dreamer is a recreational target-shooter or hunter, guns may not have much significance apart from what is being shot at or who is hunting with you. However, for others who are more awed by the gun's power to cause death, the gun is a taboo symbol. Dreaming about guns from this context reveals a sense of being deeply threatened by the environment of the dream or persons in the dream. The gun may represent a nearly desperate need to reassert personal control in the situation or to find personal power in relationship to others.

Guns
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. 17. 911 - Governm

Guns Vs. Women
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Guns
On the news this evening was the story of yet another tragic mass murder committed in a school in the US. It is hard for me to understand why Americans are allowed to buy handguns, in Iceland where i live ownership of guns is strictly regulated, handgun ownership is only allowed when the guns are kept at gun clubs, they are never allowed outside the premises of such places. In Iceland shotguns and rifles are sold to hunters but first they have to get a licence to buy a gun, to do this they need to take a course in gun safety among other things, guns are not sold to people with criminal records. What civillian needs an Uzi or a Magnum? The answer should be nobody, Who should be allowed to buy or sell that kind of weapon? Nobody. I can understand hunters being allowed to buy shotguns or rifles but nobody would use an Uzi or a Magnum to hunt deer or birds, that would be pretty damm stupid. The constitutional right to bear arms is a load of crap, gun ownership should be carefully regu

Guns Legal In Schools?!
While sitting with my father earlier today at his house the news came on tv. Most of it was bland news crap, as usual, but then appeared a man discussing the possibility of passing a law to allow people with licenses to carry concealed weapons to carry guns into schools, even elementary schools. He then went on to say that he feels that allowing this law to pass could prevent another event like Virginia Tech. He feels that if a teacher would have had access to a weapon it could have been stopped. Well where to start on this. Yes, the Virginia Tech incident could have been less severe if there were a responsible teacher with permit to carry a gun onto grounds that could have stopped the young man before so many suffered, but it would NOT have stopped it. Having means to protect yourself and your students is quite understandable and at this time some feel it is needed in order to feel comfortable in the classroom, but allowing guns on campus may not be that way. By passing this la

Guns,zombies,ninjas, And Bombs
This Article was rejected from the annals of http://www.helium.com/ Early in life, we learn the laws of nature, and we understand that there is no way to break them outside of our imagination. That is why we need video games to rule and kick ass over all humans and non-humans. It's all about domination and imagination. The richest man alive can never do what I have unless he plays games. Can the force of his will revive someone from death? His money can buy him nothing I have ever done with Kratos, the "God of War," under my command. I play video games more than I read books, and there are many reasons for this, the main being lack of leisure time. However, we all know that a game is more engrossing because it offers visual and physical stimulus. I mostly read non-fiction, when I read because I would rather be controlling a wizard in a video game than reading about one walking around playing with his staff. Now the point of all of this is quite simple: I wanna kick some ass on

21 Guns
21 Gun Salute Tradition set the twenty-one shots, The number of states when set. Superstitions, peaceful welcomes, Becomes our honored tradition. Twenty one guns, cannons armed, Ready to fire honors, upon orders given. Twenty-one gun salute, protocol, Heads of states be honored. Honor given beginning diplomacy, Respect paid, beginning negotiation. Twenty-one gun salute on most navy ships, Washington honored on President’s Day. Twenty-one hails the Commander in Chief, President of these United States. Tradition of old; let us reflect, Honor paid with twenty-one rounds. Cannons; Ready, Aim, . . . Fire.

Guns In The "granite State"
Another excerpt from "America Alone": "New Hampshire has a high rate of firearms possession, which is why it has a low crime rate. You don't have to own a gun, and there are plenty of sissy, arms-are-for-hugging granola-crunchers who don't. But they benefit from the fact that their crazy stump-toothed knuckle-dragging neighbors do. If you want to burgle a home in the Granite State, you'd have to be awfully certain it was the one-in-a-hundred we-are-the-world pantywaist's pad and not some plaid-clad gun nut who'll blow your head off before you lay a hand on his seventy-dollar TV. A North Country non-gun owner might tire of all the Second Amendment kooks with the gun racks in the pickups and move somewhere where everyone is, at least officially, a non-gun owner just like him: Washington D.C., say, or London. And suddenly he finds that, in a wholly disarmed society, his house requires burglar alarms and window locks and security cameras." "As with state gun control, so with state

Guns And Such
"Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces." -Joseph T. Chew Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of a free man from a slave. -Andrew Fletcher, 1698 "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert A. Heinlein, "The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'" -Ken Konecki, July 27, 1992 (please note the satire the author intended in this quote...J.P.) "Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." Latin: "A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand." -Seneca (Seneca the Elder),

Guns And Cigarettes - Atmosphere
[Slug:] (What's your name foo?) Rappers steppin' to me They wanna get some But most of them should go and try to boost their monthly income Speaking over beats is the only time I feel complete I don't hear the weak and I don't fear defeat So what you got? Connect the dots, I'll raise the pot Remove the blood clot from the brain of hip hop The name remains in tip-top shape I'm still the back rapper scapegoat in the aim of their hate I came in late, took a chair in the rear But my classmates were unaware how long I'd really been there My peers have been held back for years, holding back the tears Everybody knows our name like we was the cast from "Cheers" So here's to the good times, tonight is mighty special So fasten your seatbelts, cause I'm gonna launch this vessel Ain't gonna land until I'm bigger than Espo And bigger than ecstasy and bigger than techno [Chorus:] I wanna bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than b

Guns N' Roses-patience
(1..2...1,2,3,4) Shed a tear 'cause I'm missing you I'm still alright to smile Girl, I think about you every day now Was a time when I wasn't sure But you set my mind at ease There is no doubt you're in my heart now Said woman take it slow It'll work itself out fine All we need is just a little patience Said sugar make it slow And we'll come together fine All we need is just a little patience (inhale) Patience... Ooh, oh, yeah Sit here on the stairs 'Cause I'd rather be alone If I can't have you right now, I'll wait dear Sometimes, I get so tense But I can't speed up the time But you know, love, there's one more thing to consider Said woman take it slow Things will be just fine You and I'll just use a little patience Said sugar take the time 'Cause the lights are shining bright You and I've got what it takes to make it We won't fake it, Oh never break it 'Cause I can't take it ...little patience, mm yeah, ooh yeah, Need a little patience, yeah Just a

Guns Still Packn Power...
Heh, if you ever know anyone who has served with the marines never ask them to fix shit. Today a filing cabinet was jammed and we needed some important patient documents from it. So the girls asked me to fix it...and i did...and by fix it i mean i broke it. Tore the front half of the cabinet off. Fix shit like a marine...

Gunslinger
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, A gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to. 'A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man rea

Guns N' Roses - November Rain
Depending who you ask, Guns N' Roses vocalist Axl Rose is either considered a rock music icon who is worshipped by millions as an almost Christ-like figure, or hated as a homophobic, misogynistic, and woefully self-indulgent "rock star" (in his defense, Rose has denied that he's a homophobe or a misogynist), as well as thought of as a tyrant by his ex-bandmates. William Bruce Rose was born on February 6, 1962, in Lafayette, IN, and suffered sexual abuse from his biological father and physical abuse from his eventual stepfather at an early age (Rose changed his name to William Bailey after his mother remarried). Rose was also an outcast in school, where he was picked on for being "different," but found solace in singing with his school and church vocal choir and eventually rock music. His rough teenage years were eased a bit when he befriended a Keith Richards-worshipping chap by the name of Jeff Isbell, who shared Rose's interest in music. Isbell left Indiana for the streets of Los Ang

Guns/ Hitlist Found
ok!! a child was found with a gun, another with knives. a hit list was supposed to be found too!!! i hate to be the one to say " i told you so " but well u know!!!! this shitty little town has no idea how to handle anything like this. thank god too the school is in the pa state police jurisdiction and not the tyrone police. we were informed to that kids were getting calls on their cell phones from a blocked number telling them that if they wanted to live they had better get themselves and their friends out of the building!!!!! unbelieveable but not surprising at all!!!!! my kids wanted perfect attendance this year which is now spoiled by some asshole lunatic that has issues. cant wait til the 5 pm news to see what they have to say!!!!

~ Guns N Roses - Welcome To The Jungle ~
welcome to the jungle We got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money honey We got your disease Chorus: In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's the price you pay And you're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please You can taste the bright lights But you won't get them for free In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine I, i wanna hear yous-craem Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal In the jungle where we play If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me Chorus And when you're high you never Ever want to come down, yeah! You know whe

~ Guns N Roses - Knockin On Heaven Door ~
Mama take this badge from me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark too dark to see Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door 'YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE' Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (repeated several times)

~ Guns N Roses - Don't Cry ~
Talk to me softly There's something in your eyes Don't hang your head in sorrow And please don't cry I know how you feel inside i've I've been there before Somethin's changin' inside you And don't you know Don't you cry tonight I still love you baby Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight Give me a whisper And give me a sigh Give me a kiss before you Tell me goodbye Don't you take it so hard now And please don't take it so bad I'll still be thinkin' of you And the times we had...baby And don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight And please remember that i never lied And please remember How i felt inside now honey You gotta make it your own way But you'll be alright now sugar You'll feel better tomorrow Come the morning light now baby And don't you cry tonight An don't you cry tonight An do

~ Guns N Roses - Estranged ~
When you're talkin to yourself And nobody's home You can fool yourself You came in this world alone (Alone) So nobody ever told you baby How it was gonna be So what'll happen to you baby Guess we'll have to wait and see ONE, TWO Old at heart but I'm only 28 And I'm much too young To let love break my heart Young at heart but it's getting much too late To find ourselves so far apart I don't know how you're s'posed To find me lately An what more could tou ask from me How could you say that I never needed you When you took everything Said you took everything from me Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait When no one I know can seem to help me now Old at heart but I musn't hesitate If I'm to find my own way out Still talkin' to myself and nobody's home (Alone) So nobody ever told us baby How it was gonna be So what'll happen to us baby Guess we'll have to wait and see When I find out all the reasons Maybe I'll find another way Find another

~ Guns N Roses - Paradise City ~
Just a' urchin livin' under the street I'm a hard case that's tough to beat I'm your charity case So buy me somethin' to eat I'll pay you at another time Take it to the end of the line Ragz to richez or so they say Ya gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame It's all a gamble When it's just a game Ya treat it like a capital crime Evrybody's doin' their time Chorus: Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Take me home Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why i'm here i can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but i can't see Tell me who ya gonna believe Chorus So far away So far away So far away So far away Captain america's been torn apart Now he's a court jester with a broken heart He said - Turn me around and take me back to the start I must be losin' my mind - "are you blind?" I've seen it all a million times Chorus

Guns
SOOOO I think instead of a boyfriend... I just want my gun... and I'm going to name him, um, John. LMAO SO, I went to the range tonight... and WOW... i feel SOOO much better. I was WWWAAYYY over due... it's like, when you're horny and need sex, except worse... lol the one really hot guy up there was like "gotta get your fix".... damnit, they understand!!! *sigh* SO, forget men, guns... thats where its at... because WOW.... you just wont get it unless you do it... YAY! so, wow, when andrew broke up with me i should have done this a lot more... because, wow, i feel SOOOO fucking much better!! so, there...

Guns N' Roses - Patience
1,2,1,2,3,4 (whistle) Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you I'm still alright to smile Girl, I think about you every day now Was a time when I wasn't sure But you set my mind at ease There is no doubt You're in my heart now Said, woman, take it slow It'll work itself out fine All we need is just a little patience Said, sugar, make it slow And we come together fine All we need is just a little patience (patience) Mm, yeah I sit here on the stairs 'Cause I'd rather be alone If I can't have you right now I'll wait, dear Sometimes I get so tense But I can't speed up the time But you know, love There's one more thing to consider Said, woman, take it slow And things will be just fine You and I'll just use a little patience Said, sugar, take the time 'Cause the lights are shining bright You and I've got what it takes To make it, We won't fake it, I'll never break it 'cause I can't take it ...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah need a little patience, yeah

The Gunslinger's Litany
I do not aim with my hand. He/She who aims with their hand has forgotten the face of their father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my gun. He/She who shoots with their gun has forgotten the face of their father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. He/She who kills with their gun has forgotten the face of their father. I kill with my heart. This is the Gunslinger's Catechism. Their should be replaced by her or his depending on the speaker's gender. Whenever I do any kind of target practice, I recite this before I even start my draw. Helps focus my mind on my target(s) and clear all the extraneous bullshit from my thoughts. Allows me to forget the drama of the day to day fuckeree and get lost in the cold.The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Gunslinger
How do you respond when someone greets you?: Depends on the person and what they say. Usually "Hi, how are you?" You can have gold jewelry or silver jewelry. Which do you choose?: Silver! Can you realistically see yourself at age eighty-four?: Yeah right, like I'll make it that long. Do you scoff at the ignorance and impulsiveness of youth...: No. ...or do you hate it when people judge others just by their age?: Sometimes, but it's mostly deserved. What's the most impulsive, random, or craziest thing you've ever done?: Hard telling, I do a lot of random things. What's your favorite color of ink to write in?: Always blue. Ever thought you were in love?: Yes. Ever said you hated someone? (Or thought it?): Yes. Do you scoff at the human race?: No. Which is better, in your opinion: summer or winter?: Fall. Ever solved a Rubik's cube? (Or tried?): Tried. Not for a long time now. Choose one: sticky notes or duct tape.: Sticky Notes. Are y

Guns
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The Gunslinger & The Old Prospector
The Gunslinger & the Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. T he old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man re

Gun Safety (a Perspective From A Single, Divorced Woman's View)
I was asked by my brother Jamie to wrote a blog on gun safety, especially for women who are single and divorced. I too am a Southern, Divorced Mom of 2 teenage boys....I have lived in the country all my life and have been surrounded by guns, rifles, pistols, knives, of all types.....I can tell you that if you are single woman and do not know how to use a gun, or handle a gun, I would encourage you to do so....There's nothing more rewarding than knowing if you had to protect your- self with a gun, that you could without any hesitation..I grew up with my brother reading and leading about guns, and knives ...The makes, the types, the caliber, the velocity, but more importantly the proper safety that goes along with using a gun. I have shot many types of guns and I can tell you from personal experience that if you do not handle the gun properly you can hurt yourself......For instance with the highpowered guns and rifles , be sure to watch out for a hair trigger, and watch the pla

Guns Best Crime Deterrent
Who'da thunk? Guns best crime deterrent after all 'People who say bad guys will stop because of 1 more law are full of it' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: February 28, 2008 9:53 pm Eastern By Bob Unruh © 2008 WorldNetDaily When sexual assaults started rising in Orlando, Fla., in 1966, police officers noticed women were arming themselves, so they launched a firearms safety course for them. Over the next 12 months, sexual assaults plummeted by 88 percent, burglaries fell by 25 percent and not one of the 2,500 women who took the course fired a gun in a confrontation. And that, says a new brief submitted to the U.S. Supreme Court by police officers and prosecutors in a controversial gun-ban dispute, is why gun ownership is important and should be available to individuals in the United States. The arguments come in an amicus brief submitted by the Law Enforcement Alliance of America, whose spokesman, Ted De

Guns N' Roses Finish 'chinese Democracy' Album?
Guns N Roses have reportedly finished work on 'Chinese Democracy', the album that Axl Rose has been working on for the past 14 years. Therockradio.com reports that Geffen Records, the band's record label, have confirmed they have received a finished copy of the album, and are currently haggling over money and rights issues with Rose. The album is reported to have cost in excess of $13million (£6.5million) to produce. it is rumored that a Guns N' Roses reality TV show is set to be broadcast to coincide with the release of the album. 'Chinese Democracy' may be subject of new show Guns N Roses' Axl Rose may get his own reality TV show focusing on the saga of his as-yet-unreleased album, 'Chinese Democracy'. According to AllyourTV.com, the show has been proposed, and is set to show footage of Rose and the other current members of Guns N Roses as they go about the recording of the album. The website explains that a "major music-orientated television channel" is behind

Guns Kill Or Save Lives?
Monday, April 21, 2008 See all the great pics at http://www.myspace.com/drturi 4/20/2008 Dear Readers; I am glad many of you ordered my 2008 Moon Power and realize the value of my predictive work. I wish more people pay attention to the "Cosmic Code" and especially how the moon interacts in their lives. Do not hesitate to download a FREE copy of my 2007 Moon Power and check what last two years brought to you by reading your personal Dragon predictions. Most all, after downloading my book check on your zodiacal characteristics (or someone you care) and MASTER the section called "The Universal Law Of The Moon" it Free and priceless wisdom, all for you and all for FREE at http://www.drturi.com/moonpoweroffer2007.php Then if you like my work get the 2008 version at http://www.drturi.com/orders3.htmlmoonpower I certainly hope this Plutonic window did not get to you in a negative way but sad enough others young souls without "Cosmic Consciousness" lost their precious

Guns Yes Guns Bastion Of Freedom And Oppression Alike
Gun Wisdom The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. As John Steinbeck once said: 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy. 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a .45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.' 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity. 7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trou

Guns N' Roses - Patience
1,2,1,2,3,4 (whistle) Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you I'm still alright to smile Girl, I think about you every day now Was a time when I wasn't sure But you set my mind at ease There is no doubt You're in my heart now Said, woman, take it slow It'll work itself out fine All we need is just a little patience Said, sugar, make it slow And we come together fine All we need is just a little patience (patience) Mm, yeah I sit here on the stairs 'Cause I'd rather be alone If I can't have you right now I'll wait, dear Sometimes I get so tense But I can't speed up the time But you know, love There's one more thing to consider Said, woman, take it slow And things will be just fine You and I'll just use a little patience Said, sugar, take the time 'Cause the lights are shining bright You and I've got what it takes To make it, We won't fake it, I'll never break it 'cause I can't take it (whistle) ...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah need a little pat

A Guns
John Steinbeck once said The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy. 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.' 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity. 7. The old sheriff was attending an

Gunshots
This is from an article in the local newspaper.. happened three doors from me. POLICE SAY HE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS MESSING WITH GRILL A man arrested early Monday morning after police say he fired several shots off a Bloomington back porch reportedly told police he was just trying to scare off the person he thought was messing with a grill. Chris Williams, 31, of Bloomfield, was arrested on preliminary charges of criminal recklessness with a weapon and carrying a handgun without a permit. He was taken into custody shortly after 1 a.m. after officers heard a weapon being fired near residence. According to Bloomington police reports,officers Chris Scott and Joe Henry were on bike patrol in the Crestmont neighborhood whey they heard what sounded like a shotgun blast. Backup officers arrived at the scene to help find the source of the gunshot sound. After aboiut a half-hour, they again heard the shots. They were able to pinpoint the gunshots to an area in the

Guns N Roses-knockin On Heaven's Door
Mama take this badge from me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark too dark to see Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (4x) Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (4x) "You just better start sniffin' your Own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's Just you against your tattered libido, The bank and the mortician, forever man And it wouldn't be luck if you could Get out of life alive" Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (8x

Guns In The Hands Of Liberals
Guns in the Hands of Liberals February 15th, 2008 Check out the below photo of Ray Nagin, Mayor of N’awlins. What a dummy, playing around with guns. I DO support gun control - for Liberals. You could kill somebody with a dipshit like this swinging guns around. Worse yet, the dumbass police chief is just as bad, standing there laughing about fooling around with guns. It’s a wonder the city will survive at all with keystone kops like this… Makes me wonder why they need all this new firepower at all since they disarmed everyone during Katrina

Guns Guns Guns
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman. > > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. > > # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when > you're on the road. > > # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will > probably let you try it out a few times. > > # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a > backup. > > # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. > # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. > > # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. > > # 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?' > > # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman... > > > # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Guns In The U.s.a.
By Danny Boes NATIONAL SECURITY: Speaking from a military perspective, the most difficult thing in the world to do is to try to capture a city where there is someone with a gun in every structure. This style of warfare can be called "attrition". The campaign is very costly in all resources (time, food, fuel, ammunition, and soldier’s lives) and is avoided at all costs by those who wage war. After all, the object of war is to gain more resources than you lose, not to break even. In war, just like business, for it to be successful, it must also be profitable. The point here is that a city can deter an invasion by simply having its citizen population armed. A disarmed population is the first morsel of temptation necessary to get an aggressor nation calculating its ability to take over the weaker, unarmed country. This deterrent to capture saves the lives of every citizen in the country. Some may think, "We live in a modern society, the capturing of countries doesn't take place any

21 Gun Salute
Great punch line!! I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as their government under went a peaceful transition of power a few weeks past. At first, I felt a pride and patriotism as I watched Barack Obama take his Oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President. It was then that I realized how far America 's Military had deteriorated. Every last one of them missed !

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Guns Dreaming about guns and interpreting these dreams depends greatly on your attitude about guns. There are many people who are comfortable with the life-and-death power of guns and use them recreationally. Whether the dreamer is a recreational target-shooter or hunter, guns may not have much significance apart from what is being shot at or who is hunting with you. However, for others who are more awed by the gun's power to cause death, the gun is a taboo symbol. Dreaming about guns from this context reveals a sense of being deeply threatened by the environment of the dream or persons in the dream. The gun may represent a nearly desperate need to reassert personal control in the situation or to find personal power in relationship to others.

Guns, Paranoia, & Common Sense
Okay, so i'm reading this article of a woman who was legally packing a side arm and thwarted a car-jacking. Good on her. Now most of the comments weren't in praise of someone defending herself, if any at all. Most of them were the same people crying over gun control, and how the liberal dems are trying to take their constitutional rights away from them blah, blah, blah. Now while these are probably the same people who were all for the last administration's (anti) Patriot Act, it seems their biggest concern is keeping their guns & gettin' MORE of them! FYI, I have done target practice at the shooting ranges, but I don't own a gun, nor do I intend to. While I totally agree with the right to defend myself, home and loved ones if necessary with a gun, fine. a revolver or semiauto 9 or 10mm pistol is fine. I guess it's the guys that running around buying up assault (style) rifles and ammo who kinda spook me out a bit. And in regards to the 2nd amendment that's actually more in regards

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I know lotsa folks what call themselves liberal and claim theyre for equality and all that good stuff hate guns but I dont. Course most folks what are like that also firmly believe the democrats are on their side so they can be dismissed as ignorant. the shame of it all will be when things break dowen completely and it comes to the whole kill or be killed thing and the right wingers and police they support are the only ones what can use em with skill...Ive noticed its already starting to get strained, theyre cracking down hard on homeless folks up here, and granted seattle has more than its share anyway (and for some reason theyre just as snotty and egotistical as the yuppy folk around here) but yeah I dont see how its helping anyone or any thing to go around arresting them for napping in a public library or as I witnessed the other day-for picking cigarette butts out of an ashcan. I mean, its not like they keep em or nothing, its just to make sure theyre systematically recorded so whe

Gunshots?
Odd. All evening I've been hearing, what sounds like, gunshots. I just heard another one a few minutes ago. It's wierd. I've been living here for 12 years and have NEVER heard them before. Earlier everyone was going outside to see what it was, but now that it's almost midnight, people are staying in. Now I'm generally not nosy, but for some reason, I'm wanting to go out there and see if I see anything. But I'm a chicken..so inside I stay. On a side note...they very well could not have been gunshots. They've all made some weird sound before the "boom". Kind of like 1-3 clicks and then one really lound noise. Anyone have any ideas?

21 Guns
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Guns Do Not Kill People, People Kill People
Guns do not kill people, PEOPLE kill people.... HR 45 Firearm Licensing Act--- WELL, HERE IT COMES!!! YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE!HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009 Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because it is flying under the radar.. Basically this "little" piece of legislation would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless: .It is registered .You are fingerprinted .You supply a current Driver's License .You supply your Social Security&nbs

Guns That Aren't My Friends
on a train to no-wherewith guns that aren’t my friendssitting in this carriagebulletshells in my headbefore i even know itthere’s salt upon my cheeksand right before my eyesthere’s blurs that were once seatsoutside the sun is dyingreplacing it, the moonin the end we’ll lose everythingbut i found out all too soon

Guns, Gold And Four More Years
Most conservatives believe that the re-election of President Barack Obama is going to bring dire economic circumstances over the next four years, which could possibly drive the Nation into total collapse. The belief is likely not far-fetched considering the current state of affairs in American economics as the United States hurls toward a “fiscal cliff” which will combine rising tax rates and government shutdowns, the government prepares to raise its debt limit again to the tune of $2.4 trillion and the number of Americans out of work continues to trend at dismal levels. All of the ominous headlines about the shape of the overall economy are driving up some key markets, most of which pertain to businesses patronized by American preppers. In the immediate aftermath of the election, it became clear that those investing in gold and other precious metals will likely enjoy a profitable four years, just as they did during the President’s first term. “With the fisc

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Hmmmmm Interesting... Things done correctly... Where is the media? Media Quiet About San Antonio Theater Shooting http://tiny.cc/l4a3pw On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the CT shooting, a man went to a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his X-girlfriend. After he shot her, most of the people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It’s like the Aurora, CO theater story plus a restaurant! Now aren’t you wondering why this isn’t a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting? There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. SHE pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone. So since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never h

Guns, Racism, And Hollywood
On December 14th of last year, a young man entered an elementary school and fatally shot over two dozen people. Twenty children died that day. Unfortunately we all now know where Newtown, Connecticut is and our hearts pour out for them. We've also engaged in a national, and worldwide, debate about "gun control" in the states. This is where it gets tricky... If you know me, you know I love my video games and action-packed movies. I've waited at midnight for the release of BORDERLANDS 2 on the XBOX360 as well as a secret screening of ZOMBIELAND. But when I received HALO 4 for Christmas, something didn't seem right when I played it. Do movies and video games really glorify violence? Do they not only bring the best out of us, but the worse as well? After the release of DJANGO UNCHAINED, I see where it brings out the worse... Not only did this film's star Jamie Foxx joke about "killing all the white people" on SNL, but now Twitter has a bunch of m

Guns Bitches, Its All About The Guns
im still waiting for an answer as to why people should have the right to an assault weapon,i mean we restrict grenades, claymores, and rocket launchers? oh yea i need my 50 cal sniper rifle because that turkey is dangerous and bambi is hella shady. you can have your pistols, you can have your shotguns. but an ar 15 is not a sport weapon unless you live on one of those weird island were they hunt people. im sure some of you more mericuh type peolple will disagree. and thats fine. oh and i still believe all trans people should be armed and carrying. hell even cops can shoot at us and get probation. true story. so dont be thinking im all anti gun i have owned many i just sold them all when i had kids and i will buy more when the last one moves out. so off my soap box. this is the only time i will talk about guns here. thanks for reading i awate the condimnation.

Guns In Movies
Time Warner Bans Gun Ads, Continues to Produce Movies Full of Gun Violence Establishment attempts to make firearms ownership taboo Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comJanuary 21, 2013 Despite the fact that its subsidiary Warner Bros. routinely distributes blockbuster movies that are replete with gratuitous gun violence, Time Warner Cable has issued a company-wide ban on television ads that show “guns pointed at people,” another illustration of how firearms ownership is being made taboo to coincide with the Obama administration’s gun control agenda. “We no longer accept ads showing semiautomatic weapons and guns pointed at people,” Time Warner Ca

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nOT SURE ABOUT ALL THIS GOVERNMENT CONTROL STUFF. I REALLY THINK IT WILL HAPPEN BUT ITS STILL GNNA TAKE AWHILE. I THINK THEY ARE TESTING OUR REACTIONS WITH SOME OF THE STUFF THAT ARE DOING LIKE THE WHOLE UN CONTROL THING. OBAMA HAS VIOLATE OUR CONSTITUTION MORE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. AND DID YOU NOW THAT KENNEDY AND LINCOLN WAS ASSASINATED BECAUSE HE WAS NOT ON BOARD WITH GLOBAL GOVERNMENT? ANYONE WHO IS AGAINST THIS GETS WACKED. ITS NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT DOING ALL OF THIS. IT BUILDERBUGR (I THINK THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT) WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?

Gunshots
my mind and soul is stained with violence, as much i hate to admit it as much as i despise it at times, violence is a necessary evil. i wanna be done with my old ways no more reminiscing, ive laid so many young people i love to rest, drugs, illness,gunshots. how will they remember me?

Gun Seizures Trigger Fear Of Massive Police Power
video here http://www.wnd.com/2013/07/gun-seizures-trigger-fear-of-massive-police-power/?cat_orig=us Is your front door no longer sacred? Published: 1 day ago DREW ZAHN About | Email | Archive Follow Subscribe to feed Text smaller Text bigger A flurry of recent stories about police knocking on – and sometimes knocking in – people’s front doors have raised alarms in both the U.S. and Canada about whether the home is still constitutionally protected from increasing police power. As WND reported, High River, Alberta,

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Gun Totin' Humor
Welcome to my life. I'm in the kitchen makin' a delicious cajun turkey and swiss sandwich for myself and my mother (who is so sick and raspy that when she speaks, she reminds one of Marge Simpson) and my father comes into the kitchen. He's on the other side of the bar and he's got my mother's handgun in his hands.. he's loading it and it just so happens to be pointing in more than my general direction. I know the gun was out on the counter because my mother wanted dad to clean it before they went on vacation, so it wasn't a personal vendetta or anything. Nonetheless, I just couldn't help myself. I didn't miss a beat: "Did you clean the gun yet, Daddy?" "Wha? Oh yea, it's clean" he replies... (it's still pointing at me, by the way) "Oh great.. just wanted to make sure that it was clean before you shot me accidentally. I'd hate to get an infection from a dirty bullet." ** Ba Dump Ching**

Gun Takeover In Il>
Illinois Senate President John Cullerton will reportedly introduce a draconian bill today in the Illinois legislature that will effectively ban all modern firearms, criminalize their owners, and subject their guns to confiscation by the Illinois State Police. The proposed outlawing of firearms was confirmed by the NRA’s Illinois rep, according Robert Farago, writing for The Truth About Guns website. The move coincides with a federal effort by Senator Dianne Feinstein to introduce legislation outlawing semiautomatic firearms and imposing a de facto to confiscation. From the Illinois State Rifle Association: Based on what we know about Cullerton’s bill, firearms that would be banned include all semiautomatic rifles, pistols, and shotguns. Pump action shotguns would be banned as well. This would be a very comprehensive ban that would include not only so-called ‘assault weapons’ but also such classics as M1 Garands and 1911-based pistols. There would be no exe

Gunuzhayi Went To The Belgian Giants Anderlecht
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Guoliang Tunnel
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3g: Up For Auction.
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Gurlfriend App...
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Everyday of her life She walks around Walking through the halls Staring at the ground She doesn't have a friend She is all by herself She goes home at night And takes her book off the shelf She writes down what happened What went down that day You can tell the days she cryed cause the drops don't go away If you look on every page You can see little stains You see where the ink ran The memory remains In this little book She writes what's on her mind And no one really knows All the pain that is behind Behind every story Every single poem she wrote Behind her pretty smile Behind her suicide notes No one really new and no one really cared I don't think anyones life Could really be compared Because no one cared Because she had no friends She wrote her last story About her life she would soon end She wrote it in the book On the very back cover Cause the pages had been filled For what people would soon discover They would finally get to r

Gurl Who Can Not Be Saved
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A Gurl In Love
So I feel like writing tonight and as I lay here listening to music and staring at the cieling,I cant help to think that right now my life makes no sense. my divorce is gettin uglier by the day and im feeling like i failure to my kids. but i see it as abuse ..there are no excuses so i had to end it.and when i feel like i have nothing else, i hear my phone ring and on the other end is a guy i met on here that has totally blown me away from the minuite i layed eyes on him.I dont know what it was i was just in awww with him. kinda looked like a badass but when we spoke i was just like omg he is hella sweet. I tried so hard to hold back and be cool about shit but as we progressed in convos i knew even early on i wanted to be with him for real.I held back so bad but it was so hard and I even tried like putting up a wall for protection of my feelings ,but that wall he broke through with force and showed me that there are guys out there that will respect care and love u the way it should be.

Gurl Confessions
1. Do you sleep in your bra? no 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? ya 3. Are you happy with your looks? yeah somewhat. 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell nah 5. Are you a girly girl? yeah 6. Who was the last person you hugged? chris 7. Small or large purses?' depends 8. Are you short? average 5'5 9. Do you like someone? LOL 10. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes 11. Do you think you’re conceited? no! 12. Are you a bitch? i can be 13. Do you dress up on Halloween? sometimes. 14. Are you double jointed? just 2 fingers on my right hand. 15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? my moms minivan with my bestfriend at the time tim, LOL. 16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ya 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? im sure, lol. 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? ya 19. Have a Fubar account? ya. 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading t

The Gurl Who Drowned The World
OUT OF ALL OF UR LIES [I LOVE YOU] WAS MY FAVORITE I'm fighting with myself Trying to get you out of my head But I'm hanging on every word you said You have three choices. You can give up, give in, or give it your all. (you gave up) I hate the way you smile at me and make me feel like nothing went wrong. Let's drive into the sunset, sing love songs. We'll make unkeepable promises. && swear we'll never love anyone else. I promise I will never forget the day we kissed) or the day we met. The sky may fall.. and the stars may too. but in the end I will still love you. WAIT WAIT WAIT No more words no more lies, let it go before it dies, hear the words, hear the pain, The last of love ends in vain. Sweet in start, bitter in end, hearts will break NEVER BEND! There for a minute I forgot you didnt love me anymore...Love is the most cruelest form of affection, and the most sweetest form of torture This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the w

Gurney Talk
Gurney Talk Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." The second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.

The Guru
"you're a poet, right?" At last, a question I know the answer to. "Yes." Go with simplicity. "So then you know stuff right?" "Yes." What the hell, it worked once. "Great. What do I need to know?" Don't laugh, don't laugh. The coffee house steps are the new mountain. If he thinks that you're the Guru. . . There are worse fates. "What is it that you seek?" Solomon eat your heart out. "I wanna know how to do what you do." Ok Solomon, you can come back now. "What do I need to know for the open mic?" At last, a question I know the answer to. "Be confident." "Be brief." "If you can't be brief. . . Be spectacular." "Keep it simple" "If you can't keep it simple. . . Make your transitions short." "Remember your audience, Don't try their patience." "Believe in your words, Or no one else will." "And most importantly. . . When you're finished. . . Let people know." August

The Guru Serial Bully Profile
The Guru Motivation: task focused Mindset: confusion, inability to understand how others think and feel Malice: zero to low; when held accountable, low to medium (it's often the absence of malice that identifies a guru type of serial bully) but could be medium to high if narcissistic or psychopathic traits are present often successful in their narrow field of expertise regarded as an expert valued by the employer because s/he brings in the money, status etc ruthlessly pursues objectives regardless of the cost ruthless determination to succeed can be successful over the medium term in their field task focused zero people skills control freak mainly but not exclusively male often has a favourite who receives extra attention but who is expected to reciprocate with sycophancy favours, protects and promotes non-threatening sycophants whilst marginalizing and hindering the advancement of those with higher levels of competence, especially in people skills apt to be

Gus Again
Forever linger DATE: 28 Feb 2007, 7:30 pm / MOOD: Lonely "We will be guided to be in the right place at exactly the right time and to meet the people we need to encounter."---Bob Frissell, American Author. Sometimes I think I conjured up my Gus.... the very first time we ever met in this life, we both knew instantly that we had known each other before. We looked into each others eyes and instantly everything else fell away. The way that he looked at me shall forever linger in my memory. A look that will flash before my inner eyes for incarnations to come, a look of recognition and confusion that perfectly reflected my own. A look that I suspect will be the last thing I see in the cinema of my mind before I die. It was as if at that moment there was no one else alive in the whole world except he and I. His twinkling eyes also hid an intense sexuality that smoldered just beneath his surface that I could feel as surely as I feel the chair I sit in now... Som

Gus Riding
YOU WILL LIVE ON Tall man in leather with animal grace Such depth in your eyes what a beautiful face You stole my heart when you gave me your soul I still hold it inside but I'm a fragile bowl How I miss your deep voice softly speaking my name Or calling me "Sugar" lighting my flame I so miss everything about our life The way that you asked me and made me your wife You made everything else, me happy most of all When we ate you cooked it You made the art on our wall You made our nest perfect you made me walk tall I miss the ways that you loved me How you loved to wear black Your tattooed shoulders Your tattooed back My face misses your hands My body does too My head on your chest Hand stroking that tattoo Your strong arms around me Holding me tight Kept me close to you All through each night Your voice in my ears Professing your love Making me laugh Dispelling my fear

Gustav - #7a
STATUS: Hurricane 1 800 PM EDT TUE AUG 26 2008 ...GUSTAV STILL A HURRICANE OVER SOUTHERN HAITI... ...HEAVY RAINFALL CONTINUES ACROSS MOST OF HISPANIOLA... AT 8 PM EDT...0000Z...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WATCH FOR ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. AT 8 PM EDT...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HAS DISCONTINUED THE HURRICANE WARNING FOR ALL OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF GUANTANAMO...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GRANMA. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS AND HOLGUIN. A HURRICANE WATCH IS ALSO IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATC

Gustav Pa #8
Right now modeling is still to far away to determine where it will make land, but if course stays true to model as of right now it might hit LA near New Orleans. We will be keeping a close eye on this one. Repeat: Remember to far out to make accurate prediction. 1100 PM EDT TUE AUG 26 2008 ...GUSTAV WEAKENS TO A TROPICAL STORM...HOWEVER...HEAVY RAINS AND SQUALLS ARE STILL LASHING MUCH OF HAITI... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC-HAITI BORDER WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF GUANTANAMO...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS AND HOLGUIN. A HURRICANE WATCH IS ALSO IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA AND ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOS

Gustav Pa #9
500 AM EDT WED AUG 27 2008 ...GUSTAV STALLS...HEAVY RAIN SQUALLS OVER HAITI... AT 5 AM...0900 UTC...THE HURRICANE WARNING FOR HAITI FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC-HAITI BORDER WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS HAS BEEN CHANGED TO A TROPICAL STORM WARNING. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC-HAITI BORDER WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. AT 5 AM...THE HURRICANE WATCH FOR HAITI FROM LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER HAS BEEN CHANGED TO A TROPICAL STORM WATCH. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS NOW IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. AT 5 AM...THE GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA HAS ISSUED A TROPICAL STORM WARN

Gustav Pa #9a
800 AM EDT WED AUG 27 2008 ...GUSTAV CONTINUES TO BRING HEAVY RAIN SQUALLS TO HAITI... A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC-HAITI BORDER WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM EAST OF LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS TO THE NORTHERN HAITI/DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WATCH AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING ARE IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF GUANTANAMO...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS AND HOLGUIN AND ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUS

Gustav Pa #11a
Gustav has weakened to a tropical storm but is expected to strengthen when it gets over the warm gulf waters. 800 PM EDT WED AUG 27 2008 ...GUSTAV TURNS WESTWARD AND WEAKENS A LITTLE MORE... A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR HAITI FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC-HAITI BORDER WESTWARD TO LE MOLE ST NICHOLAS. A HURRICANE WATCH AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING ARE IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF GUANTANAMO...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS AND HOLGUIN AND ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 800 PM EDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.0 NORTH...LONGITUDE

Gustav Pa #12
1100 PM EDT WED AUG 27 2008 ...GUSTAV NOW MOVING WEST-SOUTHWESTWARD... AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING FOR HAITI NORTH OF PORT AU PRINCE IS DISCONTINUED. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTHWESTERN PENINSULA OF HAITI WEST OF THE BORDER WITH THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND PORT AU PRINCE. A HURRICANE WATCH AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING ARE IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF GUANTANAMO...SANTIAGO DE CUBA...AND GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF LAS TUNAS AND HOLGUIN AND ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 PM EDT...0300Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 18.8 NORTH

Gustav Pa #14
730 AM EDT THU AUG 28 2008 ...RECONNAISSANCE PLANE FINDS A STRONGER GUSTAV... AT 8 AM EDT...1200 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR JAMAICA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 730 AM EDT...1130Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 17.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 75.6 WEST OR ABOUT 80 MILES...130 KM...EAST OF KINGSTON JAMAICA AND ABOUT 170 MILES...270 KM...SOUTH OF GUANTANAMO CUBA. GUSTAV HAS BEEN MOVING LITTLE DURING THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS BUT IS EXPECTED TO RESUME A MOTION TOWARD THE WEST-SOUTHWEST NEAR 6 MPH...9 KM/HR. A TURN TOWARD THE WEST IS EXPECTE

Gustav Pa #15
1100 AM EDT THU AUG 28 2008 ...GUSTAV CLOSING IN ON JAMAICA... A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A HURRICANE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR ALL OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 AM EDT...1500Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 17.9 NORTH...LONGITUDE 76.1 WEST OR ABOUT 45 MILES... 75 KM...EAST OF KINGSTON JAMAICA AND ABOUT 350 MILES...560 KM...EAST-SOUTHEAST OF GRAND CAYMAN. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST NEAR 5 MPH...7 KM/HR...AND A CONTINUED WESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL INCREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED TODAY. A TURN TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST AND NORTHWEST IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON T

Gustav Pa #16a
800 PM EDT THU AUG 28 2008 ...CENTER OF GUSTAV NEAR THE SOUTH COAST OF JAMAICA... AT 800 PM EDT...0000 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA. A HURRICANE WATCH CONTINUES FOR WESTERN CUBA FOR THE PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR THE PROVINCE OF MATANZAS. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. INTERESTS ELSEWHERE IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF GUSTAV. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEAS

Gustav Pa #17
1100 PM EDT THU AUG 28 2008 ...CENTER OF GUSTAV CONTINUES SLOWLY WESTWARD ALONG THE SOUTH COAST OF JAMAICA... HURRICANE WARNINGS REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA AND THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR WESTERN CUBA...FOR THE PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF MATANZAS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. INTERESTS ELSEWHERE IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD C

Gustav Pa #18
500 AM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...GUSTAV NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN COAST OF JAMAICA HEADING TOWARD THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... HURRICANE WARNINGS REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA AND THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR WESTERN CUBA...FOR THE PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF MATANZAS. TROPICAL STORM WATCHES MAY BE REQUIRED FOR PORTIONS OF CENTRAL CUBA LATER TODAY. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 AM EDT...0900Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 18.1 NORTH...LONGITUDE 78.1 WEST OR ABOUT 85 MILES...140 KM...WEST OF KINGSTON JAM

Gustav Pa #19
1100 AM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...GUSTAV POISED TO STRENGTHEN OVER THE NORTHWESTERN CARIBBEAN... AT 1100 AM EDT...1500 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR WESTERN CUBA...FOR THE PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...AND A TROPICAL STORM WARNING FOR CENTRAL CUBA...FOR THE PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...AND CAMAGUEY. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING ALSO REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. AT 1100 AM EDT...THE GOVERNMENT OF JAMAICA HAS CHANGED THE HURRICANE WARNING FOR JAMAICA TO A TROPICAL STORM WARNING. A HURRICANE W

Gustav
Hello all, I just want everyone to know that I am staying home for hurricane Gustav. I will try to keep everyone posted to let you know if i'm ok. I hope to hear from all my friends soon. Take care all.... Phil

Gustav Pa #20
500 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...GUSTAV BECOMES A HURRICANE OVER THE NORTHWESTERN CARIBBEAN... AT 500 PM EDT...2100 UTC...A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS FROM WEST OF THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE WESTWARD TO DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA...AND FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...CAMAGUEY...AND GRANMA. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 PM EDT...2100Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.2 NORTH...LONGITUDE 79.7 WEST OR ABOUT 100 MILES..

Gustav Pa #20a
800 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...GUSTAV STRENGTHENING AS IT APPROACHES THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA...AND FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...CAMAGUEY...AND GRANMA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS FROM WEST OF THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE WESTWARD TO THE DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 800 PM EDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 80.0 WEST OR ABOUT 25 MILES... 40 KM...SOUTH OF

Gustav Pa #21
1100 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008 ...CENTER OF GUSTAV MOVING THROUGH THE CAYMAN ISLANDS... AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...A HURRICANE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...CIENFUEGOS...AND VILLA CLARA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. AT 1100 PM EDT...0300 UTC...A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF KEY WEST TO THE DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF ISLA DE JUVENTUD...PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...AND CIUDAD DE LA HABANA. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS DISCONTINUED FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCE OF GRANMA. A

Gustav Pa #22a
800 AM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...MAJOR HURRICANE GUSTAV CONTINUES TO STRENGTHEN... ...CONDITIONS DETERIORATING OVER THE ISLE OF YOUTH... AT 800 AM EDT...1200 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS ISSUED A HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS AND CIENFUEGOS. A HURRICANE WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FOR THE WESTERN CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WARNING ALSO REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCE OF VILLA CLARA. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA... GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF KEY WEST TO THE DRY TORTUGAS AND FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF VILLA CLARA...SANCTI

Gustav Pa #23
1100 AM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV EVEN A LITTLE STRONGER AS IT CLOSES IN ON WESTERN CUBA... AT 1100 AM EDT...1500 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS HAS DISCONTINUED THE HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. AT 1100 AM EDT...A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE LOWER FLORIDA KEYS WEST OF THE SEVEN MILE BRIDGE TO DRY TORTUGAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCE OF VILLA CLARA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL CUBAN PROVINCES OF VILLA CLARA...SANCTI SPIRITUS...CIEGO DE AVILA...AND CAMAGUEY.

Gustav Swells To Dangerous Cat 3 Storm Off Cuba
Gustav swells to dangerous Cat 3 storm off Cuba By WILL WEISSERT, Associated Press Writer 16 minutes ago HAVANA - Gustav swelled to an increasingly fearsome Category 3 hurricane with winds of 125 mph as it shrieked toward the heartland of Cuba's cigar industry Saturday on a track to hit the U.S. Gulf Coast, three years after Hurricane Katrina. ADVERTISEMENT The storm already has killed 78 people in the Caribbean and the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said it could become even stronger in the Gulf of Mexico before hitting the Katrina-battered U.S. coast. Cuban state television announced that all buses and trains to and from Havana were suspended, as was ferry and air service to the Isla de Juventud, the outlying Cuban island-province next in Gustav's path. Calls to the island were met with a recorded message saying lines were jammed due to excessive demand. Stiff winds whipped intermittent rains across Havana, where police officers in blue and orange rain coa

Gustav Pa #25
500 PM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV STILL STRENGTHENING AS IT IMPACTS WESTERN CUBA... AT 500 PM EDT...2100 UTC...A HURRICANE WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. AT 500 PM EDT...A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS ISSUED ALONG THE PANHANDLE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER EASTWARD TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED. A

Gustav Pa #25a
800 PM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...GUSTAV MAKES LANDFALL IN WESTERN MAINLAND CUBA... A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT ALONG THE PANHANDLE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER EASTWARD TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT

Gustav Pa #26
1100 PM EDT SAT AUG 30 2008 ...CORRECTED WARNING SECTION TO INCLUDE THE FLORIDA KEYS... ...CENTER OF SLIGHTLY WEAKER GUSTAV MOVES INTO THE SOUTHEASTERN GULF OF MEXICO... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE LA HABANA...ISLA DE JUVENTUD...MATANZAS...AND CIENFUEGOS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY IN THE HURRICANE WARNING AREA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS. HURRICANE WARNINGS WILL LIKELY BE REQUIRED FOR PARTS OF THIS AREA SUNDAY MORNING. AT 11 PM EDT...0300 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS DISCONTINUED THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING FOR THE PROVINCES OF SANCTI SPIRITUS... CIEGO D

Gustav Pa #27a
700 AM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV MOVING QUICKLY NORTHWESTWARD TOWARD THE NORTHERN GULF COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM CAMERON LOUISIANA EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER....AND FROM WEST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM WEST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA.

Gustav Pa #28a
100 PM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV WEAKENS A LITTLE MORE...BUT STILL A MAJOR HURRICANE... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST FROM CAMERON LOUISIANA EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER....AND FROM WEST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM WEST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS. A HURRICANE WATCH MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERAL

Gustav Pa #29
400 PM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV MOVING QUICKLY NORTHWESTWARD OVER THE CENTRAL GULF OF MEXICO...HURRICANE WARNING EXTENDED WESTWARD... AT 4 PM CDT...2100 UTC...THE HURRICANE WARNING IS EXTENDED WESTWARD ALONG THE LOUISIANA AND TEXAS COASTS TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS. A HURRICANE WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. AT 5 PM EDT...2100 UTC...THE TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS DISCONTINUED FOR THE DRY TORTUGAS. FOR STORM I

Gustav Pa #29a
700 PM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV CONTINUES NORTHWESTWARD...TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS ABOUT TO REACH THE SOUTHEASTERN TIP OF LOUISIANA... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 700 PM CDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 2

Gustav Pa #30
1000 PM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV CLOSING IN ON THE NORTHERN GULF COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1000 PM CDT...0300Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 27.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 88.1 WEST OR ABOUT 220 MILES... 360 KM...SOUTHEAST OF NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA AND ABOUT 310 MILES... 500 KM...SOUTHEAST OF LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. THIS POSITION IS ALSO ABOUT 180 MILES...285 KM...SOUTHEAST OF PORT FOURCHON ALONG THE LOUISIANA COAST. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE N

Gustav Pa #31a
600 AM CDT MON SEP 01 2008 ...EYE OF GUSTAV NEARING THE LOUISIANA COAST...HURRICANE FORCE WINDS OVER PORTIONS OF SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 600 AM CDT...1100Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 28.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 90.1 WEST OR ABOUT 85 MILES... 135 KM...SOUTH OF NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA AND ABOUT 150 MILES...240 KM...SOUTHEAST OF LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. THIS POSITION IS ALSO ABOUT 20 MILES...35 KM...SOUTH-SOUTHEAST OF PORT FOURCHO

Gustav Pa #33
400 PM CDT MON SEP 01 2008 AT 4 PM CDT...2100 UTC...THE HURRICANE WARNING IS CHANGED TO A TROPICAL STORM WARNING FROM CAMERON LOUISIANA WESTWARD. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA EASTWARD TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FROM CAMERON WESTWARD TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS...AND FROM THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER TO THE FLORIDA-ALABAMA BORDER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 400 PM CDT...2100Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 30.4 NORTH...LONGITUDE 92.0 WEST OR NEAR OPELOUSAS LOUISIANA. THIS POSITION IS ALSO ABOUT 15 MILES...20 KM...NORTH OF LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE NOR

Gustav Pa #33a
700 PM CDT MON SEP 01 2008 ...GUSTAV WEAKENS...BUT STILL A HURRICANE... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF CAMERON LOUISIANA EASTWARD TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM CAMERON WESTWARD TO JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS...AND FROM THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER TO THE FLORIDA-ALABAMA BORDER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 700 PM CDT...0000Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 30.7 NORTH...LONGITUDE 92.2 WEST OR ABOUT 15 MILES... 25 KM...NORTH-NORTHWEST OF OPELOUSAS LOUISIANA. THIS POSITION IS ALSO ABOUT 35 MILES...55 KM...NORTH-NORTHWEST OF LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTHWEST NEAR 14 MPH...22 KM/HR...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE WITH A DECREASE IN

Gustav Pa #34
1000 PM CDT MON SEP 01 2008 ...GUSTAV WEAKENS TO A TROPICAL STORM... AT 10 PM CDT...0300 UTC...ALL COASTAL WARNINGS HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1000 PM CDT...0300Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 31.1 NORTH...LONGITUDE 92.7 WEST OR ABOUT 20 MILES...30 KM...SOUTHWEST OF ALEXANDRIA LOUISIANA. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTHWEST NEAR 13 MPH...20 KM/HR...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE WITH A DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. THIS MOTION SHOULD BRING THE CENTER OF GUSTAV ACROSS WESTERN LOUISIANA TONIGHT...AND INTO NORTHEASTERN TEXAS ON TUESDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 60 MPH...95 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. CONTINUED WEAKENING IS FORECAST AND GUSTAV IS EXPECTED TO BECOME A TROPICAL DEPRESSION ON TUESDAY. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS

Guster - Satellite
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Gus, Yes Gus Stfu He's A Gus!!
Blessings, Good Fortune, Strength and Peace... I've decided to dedicate a blog to the wonderful people that cross my path for reasons I will not question, but will cherish and remember because I grew from the experience... Gus, Ok, I’m going to admit this and straight up say “Gus, for a bus driver?? OH COME, YOU TOTALLY COULD HAVE DONE BETTER” Actually, I couldn’t do any fucking BETTER!! He looks like a Gus… GUS *grins* is the driver I had on my bus this morning. I hop on the bus, pay my $2.25 and ask for a transfer with a good morning and a smile, standard policy for me. Usually, I get a slight smile back and my transfer or even better a “Ya, here ya go!” with a grumble and a huff because people really do suck monkey balls and I’m sure the drivers had a heck of a route…that, or they're just a complete asshole. 50/50, you choose *smiles* “Good Morning, May I have a transfer?” I say with my standard smile. &ldq

Gute Bilder Sind Wie Gute Sätze, Sie Erzählen Eine Geschichte
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Gut Feeling
So, at about 2:30 this morning I am running out of movies to watch...and nothing but informercials litter the channels. My dog was kinda giving me those eyes begging me to go to our bed...but my body wasn't ready to retire. As a spurr of the moment I put on my flip flops, took a quick look in the mirror...which by the way must be broken...(I looked all but presentable)...grabbed my keys and chased Blaze out the door. I took a quick run through the McDonalds drive-through and got my self a large bubbly coke. Stopping at the end contimplating on if I wanted to go straight home. Out loud I asked Blaze if he wanted to go to the park...I rolled down the window and decided that it was too cold and flip flops wouldn't do me any good. So...needless to say, I went on a drive. I have this habbit of 'wanting to get lost' I drive through areas and neighborhoods that I havn't ever been in. More because I like to admire and dream of a house that I might own someday. Anyway, back to my poi

Gut Instinct
Sometimes we hear intuition as that little voice in our head, and sometimes we sense it in our heart, and sometimes we feel it in the stomach – hence the term: gut instinct. There’s actually a biological reason why this happens. Researchers have found that the gut has more nerve cells than the spinal cord. These intestinal nerve cells hold most of our body’s serotonin, a neurotransmitter that influences both the cardiovascular and the gastrointestinal systems, and also our emotional and psychological well-being. Scientists say that the particular receptor these gut cells use to process the serotonin is the same as the receptor used in the portions of the brain where intuitive thinking happens! So, the next time you get that signal, that “gut feeling,” pay attention – sometimes our stomach is smarter than our head.

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Gut Response
In Touch With True Emotions So often, emotions that we long to express get stored in our bodies instead. The space where this most often happens is in our bellies. Rather than telling people, our even ourselves, the way we truly feel, we may stuff our true feelings deep inside of us, where they take up space until we are ready to let them go. Stuffing our feelings in our bellies may feel like the "safe" response, since we then don’t really have to deal with our emotions. Yet, doing so can actually be detrimental to our emotional well-being and physical health. One way to connect with and release your emotions is to do a focused exercise with your stomach area. Take a moment to center yourself with some deep breathing and quiet meditation, relaxing your body fully and turning off the chatter in your brain. With your right hand on your stomach, tell yourself three times: "Please reveal to me my true emotions." Listen for the answers. Repeat the exercise as many times as you would l

Guts Vs Balls
Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,the definition for each is listed below... Guts - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts And Balls
Guts and Balls Difference between guts and balls .. Medical Facts We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.

Guts And Balls: Medical Distinctions
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in DEATH.

Guts Vs Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Vs. Balls
Subject: Guts vs. Balls -- Defined We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts~or~balls?
GUTS or BALLS? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Guts Or Balls
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

Guts And Balls Definations
Guts vs. Balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But, do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... * GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" * BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." ** I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Or Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.

Guts Or Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

Guts And Balls -the Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Vs Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next." Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Or Balls
Guts and Balls -The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Or Balls
guts or balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of > perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Guts Or Balls??
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Vs. Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each, is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the backside and having the balls to say: "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Guts And Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.???????????

Guts Vs Balls
Guts vs. Balls > > We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... > > GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" > BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." > I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. >

Guts Or Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the ou tcome, since both ultimately result in death. .......

Guts Or Balls?
Ever wondered about Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts? Or Balls?
Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, however, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Guts Or Balls
Guts or Balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below . GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

Guts Or Balls?
Definition of the difference between "GUTS" and "BALLS Definition of the difference between "GUTS" and "BALLS": GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Gutteral Grind Project
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Gutters
Been swimmin in th e gutter of life for so long i have learned that doing the back stroke is the best way to avoid poo getting in your mouth. Some think its arrogance but I think its smart. look like you know what your doing even if you dont....

Guttermouth - Shave The Planet
Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans The Catholics mouth more than just each other It's written that He must toss you off Your parents were light on their last tithing Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin' If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out right Because we're Americans Hide behind the mask of mediocrity My wife, my kids are swell A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out right Americans Take a fist in the ass Americans Try hard and fast Americans Just eliminate the middle fucking class

Gut Wrenching Fear
I see you lying on the hard forbidding ground. You are in so much pain and no one is around. Am I the only one to save you from death? Can I rush you to the hospital before you take your last breath? I hear someone screaming and realize it's me. I can't stand you lying there broken; it's too much for me to see. I'm holding you now, begging, screaming, please be alive. Baby, I'll never forgive myself if you die. You open your eyes and look at me. Your eyes say "Thank you but it's my time to go baby." NO! I love you, please stay here. Yet his eyes are already closing and mine start to tear. I hear a police siren coming our way. Come on baby, hold on just another day. I feel myself being tugged somewhere by an invisible hand. Then all of a sudden I'm in bed and out of my dream land. Why must I have such horrible feelings inside? I'm always scared someone else will die. Is there going to come a day when that comes true? Are you going to be able to pull through? I know

Guuuuuh
dianna isnt prepare to go to school from 845 till 5 everyday for 5 months. im already thinking about skipping out the afternoon sometime this week to hang with the kids i adore or else i might just resort to my acoustic guitar and a few razorblades. dear 5 months, please fly by.

A Guy
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

The Guy
Have you ever loved a guy and think he didn't care? Did you ever look into his heart and wish you were in thier too? Did you ever look into his eyes and wish it was you that he saw? Did you ever whisper "I love you" and never let him hear it? Did you ever fall in love and find it didn't pay? Cuz it only causes heartache and it happens every day. so don't fall in love you'll just be hurt before it is though. You see my friend I ought to know, for I fell in love with you!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

A Guy
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

A Guy
i totally have the hots fer a friend he knows it too i have fer a long time i'm just hopen that sometime he'd want to hang out i i've never fell in love i hope its not this one he's going to the marines and id be heart broken if i did fall in love

Guy
Bremmer, Guy Thomas PV2 Ypsilanti, MI Age 23, passed away Sunday, December 23, 2007 due to an automobile accident. He was born October 1, 1984 in Ypsilanti, the son of Hank Bremmer and Joyce (Andenoro) Cisco. Guy served in the MI Army National Guard. Survivors include- one daughter, Ashley; his mother, Joyce Cisco of Ypsilanti; four brothers, Brian, Shawn, Abraham and Travis; and maternal grandmother, Estella Andenoro. The funeral service will be 11-00 am Saturday, December 29, 2007 at Stark Funeral Service Moore Memorial Chapel with Pastor Gordon Moore officiating. Cremation will follow. The family will receive friends at the funeral home 3-9 pm Friday. Please sign his guest book at www.starkfuneral.com. Stark Funeral Home Obituaries This is very painful. I knew his mother when she was pregnant. I saw him for the first time within a few days of his mother bringing him home from the hospital. I helped his brother babysit him and his brother Travis on more than one occasion. Its

A Guy....
Something I have to share. Today as I was doing my volunteer work at Castle Hospital as I walked down the hall. This guy stopped me mid-way, and asked me if he could ask me a question? I told him sure as I proceeded to keep walking. He asked me about 3rd floor. Well the thrid floor is where they keep the people that are high risk. Meaning they would kill them selves. Anyway? something about this guy? just the way he smiled and was very polite in asking. I just couldn't keep my eyes off of his smile? strange....but I tried to give him as much information that I could, and he was on his way. As the day went on, we crossed paths again and with that same smile, said to me that his determination got the informationt that he needed. And that smile just took my breath away..... I was glad that he got what he needed, just by that smile it made my day. So the next time your out in public and you come across people? you never know when just a smile will make their day......

A Guy
A GUY LIKES TO PLAY GAMES. HE WILL WANT TO PLAY YOU LIKE A CARD IN A HAND OF POKER.THEY ONLY SEEM TO WANT YOU IF YOU ARE GOOD FOR THE HAND.AND YOU HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU ARE THE WILD CARD THATTHEY NEED TO WIN.A GUYS WANTS A WOMAN THAT HE CAN DO THINGS WITH. SOMEONE WHO IS NOT DEMANDING, BUT IS UNDERSTANDING.A WOMAN WHO CAN DO THE THINGS HE LIKES TO DO.A GUY WANTS SOMEONE THEY CAN BRAG ON. AND BE PROUD OF.AND IS NOT ASHAMED TO TAKE ANYWHERE.YES, I KNOW I CAN BE HARD ON A GUY BUT IF YOU WILL THINK ABOUT IT THATS ALL A WOMAN REALLY WANTS FROM A GUY.WE DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOUR LITTLE SLUT.WE JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD US. WE DON'T ALL ASK FOR MUCH.WE JUST WANT SOMEONE WE CAN GET ALONG WITH AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELF.I KNOW NOT ALL GUYS ARE TOTAL JACKASSES .ALL A GUY NEEDS IS SOMEONE TO MELT THE BLOCK OF ICE AROUND THEIR HEART.

"guy" And Questions
OK so why is it that men feel the need to play with women? Why is that men say i need to prove to myself that i am worth something? And they are playing with so many women that its not funny? Why trust men? And the sad part is that they are the soliders that are protecting our country? This is soo sad that the need to have so much attention from women that they will lie to them to get them to want them? If they are so untrustworthy that they have to do this WTF?? No wonder the women in there lives dump there asses..I was sent a prime example of how a "GUY" was an asshole...Was married and then wife cheated( oh well no wonder) then joined the army and he met someone on here..Well her and him started conversing by Gmail and on here and he had a contest where he was "auctioning" himself off since he was going to be home..So then he stopped the contest because it was "degrading" to women..So after that blah blah they talked and talked and then she found out some intresting things about

Guy Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair colour: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ________

Guy At Krausers... I Will Kill You
so... those of you that don't know... i am a heavy smoker. yes... yes i am. not too heavy... just heavy enough to smoke about a pack a day. which is cool with me... could be worse. but this also means that because i don't buy cartons... i have to go to the store and get a pack of cigarettes every day. it's a nice little trip out of the house... since i work from home. i always go to the same place too... a little convenience store down the road about five minutes. one of the guys there is awesome... he's constantly begging me to go to atlantic city with him and blah blah blah... but the guy with the moustache... fuck that guy. so i walk into the store... the cat pulls my pack of smokes off of the shelf... without me having to say a fucking word... and then asks me for my id. of course i don't have my id... it's in chris' wallet... because my boyfriend is a dumbass and forgot to take it out of there from the other night when we went out. now... as i stat

A Guy And A Monkey
Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.

A Guy After The First Date...
It's hard to believe how nice of a time we had last night. Without a doubt, it was the best night I've had in a long time. So many problems with my last relationship and I can't stand to be alone. I didn't sleep much last night. Up thinking all about you and how you made me feel. I hope I'm not rushing into anything, but I wanna see you again. I don't want you to think I'm going way too fast. Ah, here it is! The slip of paper you gave me with your name and number. Mary, ***-***-****. Should I call? Nah, it's too early for that. Or is it? It's only 1pm... What to do, what to do?! Maybe I should let her call me. LoL, what's the chances of that happening? Yeah yeah yeah, it's slim to none! But she did enjoy last night. Or at least she looked like it. What, now I'm thinking she's faking me? Dude, get a grip! I'd say if she didn't have a good time, she wouldn't have given you her number. And she did say, call me sometime!? Damn, I hate this part. So hard to decide

Guy Acted Like A Girl
this is just fucking stupid and im going to bitch about it, if you dont like it..delete me.THIS IS A GUY, A MALE, HE HAS A PENIS OK!Devils Playthings@ CherryTAPhe's using pictures of some nasty ass porn star to bring guys to his profile so you can rate/fan and add him with the promise of seeing NSFW pics of other porn stars pics that you can find anywhere.please dont fall for this shit. its so fucking lame. i see all these guys leaving him all these messages saying when can i see you on cam sexy? and omg you are so hot. WHY? why why why? read the profile!! my suggestion is, if youve rated his profile go back and re-rate it. if youve fanned him, go unfan him and take him off your friends listits sick and disturbing really, its the same thing as dressing up as a girl, going out to a bar and trying to pick up guys.

A Guy At The Beach
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor pescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will the Viagra do him, Doc? ' ' ' ' "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

Guy Asleep On Beach :)
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. with his skin Already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra Pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor? " "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

Guy At Work
Well today i am at work right,there is this guest that stays here that calls up and asks me to talk dirty to him i said EXCUSE ME?yeah thats nasty.SO like then he asks me to tell him something about me i said okay IM A LESBIAN.Anyways this guy comes down and approaches me.He gave me this Pink Topaz jewel.He said now for u to have that youve got to talk dirty to me.I said no and handed the jewel back to him.Gross how can someone approach someone like that and just expect a non crazy look.Anyways he ended up letting me have it anyways and was pissed off and walked off.IT SERIOUSLY creeped me out.How degrading for him to ask me such questions.GROSS.He was like old and stuff.Then im sitting here working and these drunk bitches come up and theyre super loud.I had to ask them to be quiet or i was going to have them leave.Yeah they got pissed too.Thats what these fools get for putting me on the 10 to 6 am shift.

The Guy Code
What the fuck is the deal??? Why do people feel the need to talk to me in the bathroom? I went in to a public bathroom today, and while i was in there some dude came in there to do his business too...ok...cool right? whatever right? fuck no. this sperm bank reject decides to tell me his life story while i'm tryin to "drain the main vein." the guy even takes the stall right next to me!!! YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A BUFFER SPOT!!! ALWAYS!!! Do you see a fuckin couch here?...i said to the man.....do i look like dr fuckin phil?...i asked him....and the assbag kept on yappin...so i said ok dude...you've forced my hand........and i peed on his leg......i go to court next wednesday....

The Guy Code (by Ryan)
My friends and i make up an interesting group of people. we are occasionally "that guy". so we called our little group, "that guy".That guy has there own female ranking scale from 1-10 that people other than us dont quite understand. i am here to break it down, so people can see things from our point of view. here we go. 10(ten)- These creatures do not exist. atleast we are convinced of that. since god decided that guys needed somethin to fuck, he created women, and since this happened a 10 has never been sighted. god has cheated us all by never created one of these fine specimen. with that bein said, none of us will ever fuck a 10. a 10 could consist of perhaps, the body of jessica biel, head of say a jenifer aniston, cooks like martha stewart, the money of oprah, the sluttiness of a paris hilton and the cocksucking abilities of jenna jameson. god has yet to bless mankind with one of these. 9(niner)- although very rare, these creatures do exist. a nine is a wonderful thing to

Guy Code
*********** Guy Codes ***********1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss' car.(d) When she is using her teeth.3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday isstrictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.8: On a r

The Guy Does Laundry: Or When There Is Nothing Left To Wear
Laundry day is one of the most dreaded days on the guy's calendar. It is so hated that many guys will live within a short distance of their parent's house just to get it done regularly. Laundry, and perhaps the need for a clean bathroom, has caused the downfall of many single guys. Marriage seemed to be the only way out. Fortunately, there are ways for us to avoid this evil fate. Here's how. Let's start with sorting. Most guys group their clothes into three categories: clean, not to bad (meaning still smells fresh enough to wear again), and needs to be dragged out back and shot. These various stages of cleanliness are usually distinguished from one another by sniffing (another really disgusting guy habit). Luckily, most of us get to them before they take on a life of their own and demand their own room (which they often get, by the way). That's where the major appliances come in. The washing machine. It's more than a place to tie-dye all those cool shirts you ow

A Guy Dials His Home
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ' 'This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

The Guy Dj's Of The Real Red Dragon Lounge
Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!! (repost of original by 'DJ Maha~Fu- Wife & R/L G/F to DJ Mass~GM@ The Real Red Dragon Lounge' on '2008-06-29 11:58:16')

Guy Drowning
There's this guy and he's drowning. So. a cow walks by and says " hey do you need any help"? and the guy says " No thanks God will save me". so, the cow leaves. A couple of seconds later another cow walks by and says " do you need me to save you"? and the guy says " No thanks God will save me". so the cow leaves. The guy drowns and goes to heaven and sees God and asks Him " Why didn't you save me"? God replied " I sent you TWO talking cows what more did you want"? .

Guy Facts
Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Guy Facts
When A Guy Calls You Body: Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else Girl Facts: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, mill

Guy Facts
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Guy Facts, Girl Facts, How True This Is
GIRL FACTS: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared

A Guy From Ballymun
A guy from Ballymun walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just HATE being on benefit, and I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive a round in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges! You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is €200,000 a year" The Ballymun guy says, "You're bullsh!ttin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you f***ing started it."

The Guy For Me
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word and after a moment console her the right way] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back you

Guy Fawkes & Bonfire Night
It was intended to be the beginning of a great uprising of English Catholics, who were distressed by the increased severity of penal laws against the practice of their religion. The conspirators, who began plotting early in 1604, expanded their number to a point where secrecy was impossible. The group included Robert Catesby, John Wright, and Thomas Winter, the originators, Christopher Wright, Robert Winter, Robert Keyes, Guy Fawkes, a soldier who had been serving in Flanders, Thomas Percy, John Grant, Sir Everard Digby, Francis Tresham, Ambrose Rookwood, and Thomas Bates. Percy hired a cellar under the House of Lords, in which 36 barrels of gunpowder, overlaid with iron bars and firewood, were secretly stored. The conspiracy was brought to light through a mysterious letter received by Lord Monteagle, a brother-in-law of Tresham, on October 26, urging him not to attend Parliament on the opening day. The 1st earl of Salisbury and others, to whom the plot was made known, took steps leadi

Guy Fawkes
November 5th is known as "Bonfire Night" or "Guy Fawkes Night", and all over Britain people fire off fireworks, light bonfires, and burn effigies of Guy Fawkes. Guido Fawkes was an Englishman who, in popular legend, tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament with barrels of gunpowder. He was caught, imprisoned, tortured on the rack, and finally executed, as we'll see. 400 years ago, Guy Fawkes was a co-conspirator in the "Gunpowder Plot" of 1605 in England. He and his cohorts decided to blow up the both Houses of Parliament in London and kill King James I upon the inaugural opening of the Parliament, and succeeded in smuggling several barrels of gunpowder into the basement of the Parliament. This "Gunpowder Plot" occurred two years after King James I (of the "King James Bible" fame) ascended to the throne. A group of English Catholics, of which Guido Fawkes was a member, decided to kill the King because it was felt he had reneged on his promises to stop the persecution of Catho

Guy Fawkes Poem
Remember, remember, the 5th of November The Gunpowder Treason and plot ; I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'Twas his intent. To blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below. Poor old England to overthrow. By God's providence he was catch'd, With a dark lantern and burning match Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip Hoorah ! Hip hip Hoorah ! A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope, A farthing cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down, A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar,' Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head, Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

The Guy For
By: Andrea Lynn Christine written in the beginning of 2001 The Guy for Me We started out just as friends, thats all I thought it was ever gonna be. But when you gave me the time of day, I thought to myself why me. I wished upon a star one night, I asked the heavens for Mr. Right. When you came into my life, they all to me your not my Mr Right. But he was the perfect guy for me, and he always will be. Dedicated to- Nicholas Christopher Lombardo (the 3rd)

Guy Facts And Gril Facts
Guy Facts: When a guy calls you He wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguig, He realizes he is wrong. When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it. When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and he wonders if you do. When your laying your head on a guys chest, he has the world When a guys calls/text/comments you everyday, He is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you he means it When a guy says he can't live without you he's with you till your done When a guy says, I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else Girl Facts: When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still

Guy Fubar Friends Vs. Having A Boyfriend
Okay peeps, here's the deal. I have a boyfriend. I'm not hiding it nor am I trying to cheat on him or anything like that. Now just because I have a boyfriend does that mean I can't have conversations with other guys or be a bit flirty or whatnot? I don't dirty talk with other people nor do I really try to lead anyone on. I just like to talk to people period. Guys girls whoever, but for some reason most of the time I have a conversation with other guys they either just stop talking to me or get pissy when they realize I have a boyfriend. My status says "in a relationship", I have pictures of the 2 of us posted and I talk about him so wtf? I'm not one of the many hoes on this site I'm a real genuine person who is here for the fun of it and nothing else! Sorry, I just had to vent a little bit on the subject. To all my friends have a wonderful weekend!!

Guy (for Women)
" Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep… wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’ re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU… The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her… "

Guy Fieri's Chicken Wings Recipe (my Favorite)
Redo U: Guy Fieri's Chicken Wings Recipe Posted on Feb 3, 2012 10:45am All this week our "Redo U" has been giving you tips to reward yourself in different areas of your life by making small changes. So if you haven't changed your Super Bowl menu in a while, it's definitely time to redo it today! Chef Guy Fieri shares his delicious chicken wing recipes: GUY'S WING-O-RAMAPrep Time: 15 minutes | Cook Time: 2 hours (includes brine time) | Serves: 8-10 -Cook up a big batch of wings using a brine and grill then take them in 4 different directions with different flavors for a killer platter of wings for the big game day.-Serve some crisp sliced fresh vegetables on the side Chicken:10 pounds chicken wingsCanola oil, for grillingBrine:12 cups water1/2 cup kosher salt1/2 cup honey1 teaspoon red pepper flakes2 tablespoons granulated garlicBase Seasoning:1 tablespoon paprika,2 teaspoons ground cumin1 tablespoon granulated garlic2 tablespoons Italian seasoning2 teaspoons ground sea

Guy Fawkes Poem
Remember, remember, the 5th of NovemberThe Gunpowder Treason and plot ;I know of no reason why Gunpowder TreasonShould ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'Twas his intent.To blow up the King and the Parliament.Three score barrels of powder below.Poor old England to overthrow.By God's providence he was catch'd,With a dark lantern and burning match Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ringHolloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip Hoorah !Hip hip Hoorah ! A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,A farthing cheese to choke him.A pint of beer to rinse it down,A faggot of sticks to burn him.Burn him in a tub of tar,'Burn him like a blazing star.Burn his body from his head,Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

A Guy Goes Into A Bar...
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?" John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!" An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says, “ Jeeeez, that’s the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!” The woman turns her nose up at him and says, “This happens to be a stately creature! Go away, you horrid man!” The old drunk yells, “Lady, I was talkin’ to the duck!” A man goes into a bar with

Guy & Girl Facts
GUY FACTS: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you When a guy is not arguing he realizes he's wrong When a guy says,"i'm fine,"after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world When you're laying your head on a guy's chest he has the world When a guy calls you everyday he is in love When a (good) guy says he loves you he means it When a guy says he can't live without you he's with you till your done When a guy says,"I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else GIRL FACTS: When a girl is quiet millions of things ar running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers,"i'm fine," she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she

110% Guy, 90% Girl
GUYS PART [x] In the winter you love hoodies. (i love hoodies all the time.) =] [] Dogs are better than cats. [x] it’s hilarious when people get hurt. [x] You’ve played with/against boys on a team [x] Shopping is torture. [] Sad movies stink. [] You own(ed) an XBox / XBox 360. [x] Wanted/played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [ x] You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega. [] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. [x] You watch sports on TV. [] Gory movies are cool. [] You only go to your dad for advice. (for most stuff) [ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. [] You like going to football games. [] You used to/do collect baseball cards. [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. [x] Sports are fun too. [ x] You Talk with food in your mouth. [] Wear box ers to bed. (i

Guy/ Girl
NO MEANS NO ASSHOLE... Body: Guy:"Can we have sex now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can

Guy Goes To The Post Office To Apply For A Job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Have you been in the service?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Vietnam for three years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward employment' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours ar e from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?' 'This is a government job' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'

A Guy Goes To Walmart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in The mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts

Guy Goes To Hell...
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in Hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway." Guy: "Gee that sounds great!" Satan: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it!" Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?" Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!" Satan: "I bet you like to gamble." Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I

Guy/girls Plz Read!!
Okay this blog is for guys...girls..WHOEVER! If you see this guy who goes by Paul Golding AKA screamineagle824 around fubar, yahoo, craigslist or myspace ANY site like this. Heed my warnings! He is the biggest jerk! DO NOT ADD HIM! It is a complete and utter waste of time...He is nothing but a liar and a user. Plus he mooches of people. I am what you call one of those nice people. I don't mind taking a friend out once in awhile but this was rediculous. Contrary to what his profile says his car is NOT in the state of Fla with him. It is sitting in Michigan where he is originally from. He is very secretive I hung out with him for about 5 mos...never ONCE was I allowed to see where he lived. A few days after meeting me this guy begged to stay at the place I was renting in which i did not have permission for guys to spend the night because of the landlords religeous beliefs. (He had somehow gotten kicked out of a place he was renting) Yet he kept on begging me. I prabably would h

Guy Gets Paid $40/hour For His Foot Fetish...
Jason, the Orgasmic Foot Masseur, Makes His Customers' Toes Sing The 90's were a time when New York women celebrated a newfound ability to have sex just like men. But where some saw liberation, others saw just another exercise in humiliation. The sex was often better, but the intimacy still seemed lacking. Some level of deep exchange was just not present in a "Did you come?"–"Yes,did you?" encounter. Despite platoons of men entering therapy, few seemed able to offer more than steely technique or self-involved psychodrama in bed. What's a girl who wants sex and intimacy to do? Pay for it. Enter Jason, who doesn't want to use his real name, for reasons that will become clear. A 24-year-old yoga teacher and licensed massage therapist, Jason has developed a lucrative sideline in what he calls "sensual foot pampering." He's up to 15 regular clients, several of whom live near him on Manhattan's Upper East Side. He makes house calls. And his fee-$40 an hour-is recession-friendl

Guy Gets Arrested... Total Bs.....
Okay, so question who thinks this is a crock of bullshit? Man Busted for Being Naked at Home(Oct. 21) A Virginia man was busted for indecent exposure after he was caught in the buff. In his own home. Alone.Eric Williamson, 29, got up at 5:30 a.m. Monday and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He was naked, but he was alone in the Springfield house, so he didn't think it mattered.Wrong.A woman and a 7-year-old boy were cutting through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path, according to WTTG-TV, Channel 5 in Washington. Through his front window, they saw Williamson having coffee in his birthday suit.Fairfax County police showed up and arrested him. Williamson said he had no idea anyone could see him, but police said they believed he wanted to be seen by the public, said WTTG, a Fox station.If convicted, Williamson could face one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. He plans to fight the charge."If I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen, it's natural. It's my kitchen," he told

1 Guy, 1 Girl And 2 Cups
Ok, I admit it. My husband and I occasionally fight over really dumb shit. We've been married for 13 years and have lived together for 14 years. So, sometimes we bicker.Allow me to give you a little example of our marital bliss. Keep in mind that we DO own more than 2 drinking glasses, but these two glasses we both prefer for our Seven and 7. We originally had a set of four glasses like normal people, but two have broken over the years.Me: *playing on the computer, minding my own business and enjoying my cocktail after a long day*Him: *walks in room, bee-line up to me* Hey. You stole my cup.Me: Huh??Him: Maybe if your cup wasn't in the bathroom you wouldn't have had to steal mine. *shoves identical cup apparently from the bathroom irritatingly close to my face*Me: Why would my cup be in the bathroom?Him: I don't know, but it was!Me: Uhh, no. That's YOUR cup from the bathroom.Him: I don't think so. You are using MY cup!!Me: They look exactly the same. How do you know this one is your cu

Guy In Elevator
A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you? In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me"? The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"

Guy Is Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper
Guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replies. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains. She looks satisfied and apologizes. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned."

The Guy In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf, And the world makes you King for a day, Then go to the mirror and look at yourself, And see what that guy has to say. For it isn't your Father, or Mother, or Wife, Who judgment upon you must pass. The feller whose verdict counts most in your life Is the guy staring back from the glass. He's the feller to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may be like Jack Horner and "chisel" a plum, And think you're a wonderful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've cheated the guy in the glass.

The Guy I Want
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cudd

The Guy In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf, And the world makes you King for a day, Then go to the mirror and look at yourself, And see what that guy has to say. For it isn't your Father, or Mother, or Wife, Who judgement upon you must pass. The feller whose verdict counts most in your life Is the guy staring back from the glass. He's the feller to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may be like Jack Horner and "chisel" a plum, And think you're a wonderful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've cheated the guy in the glass. -------------------------------------- No typos, this is as originally penned by Dale Wimbrow

The Guy I Am
ADAM IS MY NAME, I'M 5'8"-5'9" TALL,165LBS ATHELETICLY TONED BODY,I'M A BOXER FROM MEMPHIS,TN. NOW LIVE IN HATTIESBURG,MS. I AM A GUY THAT TAKES PRIDE IN WHAT HE HAS, & WORKS ON MAKING IT BETTER "IF NEDEDED". I'M THE ROMANTIC TYPE, I LIKE TO PLAY AROUND & SNUGGLE, BUT THAT WOULD BE THE SOFT SIDE TO ME. THE HATE SIDE BELONGS IN THE RING.I HAVEN'T GOT MANY FRIENDS HERE YET, BUT I'M KINDOF BORED WHEN I GO OUT. EVERYONE HERE HAS THERE OWN CROWD AND NO NEWBIES ARE ALLOWED IN UNLESS YOUR PART OF A FRAT. SO I'M ALWAYS STUCK WORKING,GOING TO THE GYM,&CHATTING ON HERE! I HATE TO BE BORED, I'M ACTUALLY A DECENTLY FUNNY GUY, I LIKE TO HAVE FUN IN LIFE BUT SOMETIMES REALLY HARD. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? COMMENTS ARE EXCEPTED!

Guy In Denver
So I met this guy in Denver before I left Denver on vacation yes I met him first online... Well he offered me a sensual massage and to prove he can make my g-spot feel good with his touch. Yes I let him and no he didn't penetrate me. He sent me a picture of his man hood which is smaller then average so I didn't take him to be a good guy to have sex with. Well his hands his lips his fingers are still on my mind and I really want that again. My thing is that he said I would be sure to be the one to call him first and I know he wants more. Kinda odd for me cause I am very attracted to someone else

A Guy Joke ( And Some Cool Women)
10 reasons men prefer a gun to a woman #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

A Guy Like This...
Cold and alone he watchs her, A shiver down her spine, The events are catching up to her, The pain she can't decline. Nothing more she can do, But sit and wait, The pain will set in, The sadness her fate. But that one person comes to talk to her, To tell her it's alright, To hold her close to him, All through the night. As a thankful guesture, She gives him a weak smile, She cries onto his shoulder, Holding him close all the while. He never once fights back, Or tries to push away. He just lets her cry, Until she is okay. Every girl deserves a guy, To hold and love forever, That will only leave you, Eight years after never.

Guy Loves Fisting His Girlfriend
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Guy Maps His Heart Rate During Game Of Thrones Red Wedding Scene
If you somehow managed to magically avoid all hints at what happens during Game of Thrones' now-infamous Red Wedding scene, stop reading now. Because one man hooked himself up to an Arduino and PulseSensor to track his heart rate during the episode, and spoilers abound (kind of maybe if you have really good eyesight). —SPOILERS BELOW AND ABOVE AND EVERYWHERE— For the majority of the episode our friend over at Virostatiq seemed fine with a solid, steady flat line. Then towards the end, things start going awry. As far as we can tell, each major spike you see seems to correspond with (*spoilers*spoilers*SPOILERS*) the respective deaths of Rob, his wife, and mommy dearest in that final huge jump. I offer no apology to those of you who disobeyed the spoiler warning—you had your chance.

A Guy Named Bob
POOR BOB Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and Brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have A Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. " A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots he

Guy Needs To Lower His Meds
After Police Chase, Man Claims To Be Dick Cheney Also Says He's "Charlie's Angels" Star, Then Nikki Hilton's Husband (CBS/AP) STRATFORD, Conn. A man was taken to Bridgeport Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he led authorities on a high-speed chase and then claimed to be Vice President Dick Cheney, police said. John Spernak, 42, later admitted he wasn't Cheney but said he was actually "Charlie's Angels" star Jaclyn Smith, police said. He also claimed to be the husband of Paris Hilton's sister. Police said Spernak, driving at more than 90 mph Monday night, hit a patrol car and was shocked with a stun gun before they could arrest him. He was charged with attempted first-degree assault, engaging police in a pursuit, reckless driving, criminal mischief, interfering with police and being in a town park after dark. Police said they were on routine patrol when they spotted Spernak in his parked car. As they approached, he drove away. He eventually pulled into his

A Guy Named Jim Finn
Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Trom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a spoonful of that and, most critically, one part sodium. "You mean?" Jim said when told. "Yes," said Tom, "they needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

The Guy Nexted Door
SHE INVITES ME IN HER DOOR...ASKING ME TO HELP HER MOVE HER TABLE OVER TO HER BED..AS I WALK OVER.. I SEE SHES NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES UNDER HER SHORTS...AND SHE LEANS OVER TO PICK UP HER SHOES TO MOVE THEM.. I SEE SHE BENDS OVER ALIL TOO LONG AND SHE TURNS AND SEES ME GAWKIN AT HER... SHE SMILES AND ASKS IF I LIKE THE SHOW, I NOD MY APPROVAL AND WALK UP TO HER, SLOW AT FRIST, SHE SMILES AGAIN AND PUTS HER ARMS AROUND ME. I KISS HER,, SLOW AT FRIST FEELING HER PUSH INTO ME,, I LAY HER DOWN ON THE BED... TAKING HER SHORTS AND SHIRT OFFF.. SHE ASKS ME TO TAKE MY PANTS DOWN AND MOVE CLOSER...I MOVE TO HER AND SHE STARTS LICKING MY COCK SLOWLY SUCKING IT INTO HER MOUTH... NIBBLING ON THE HEAD.. SHE WHIPSERS THAT SHE WANTS IT NICE AND WET FOE HER.. I TELL HER TO MOVE OVER AND GET ON TOP OF ME SO I CAN LICK HER CLIT... AND HAVE ACCESS TO HER ASSS.... SHE DOES SO WITH A GRIN .I CAN FEEL HER HEAT FROM HER PUSSY.. AS I START LICKIN HER.. I TEASE HER ASSHOLE. WITH MY FINGER AND SHE PUSHES AGAI

The Guy Next Door
I really like my next door neighbor. He is very good looking and hot and sexy and he loves to help me. What more could you ask for? One day I was hanging out with my ex-best friend Jennifer. We are military wives, well I'm not really but close enough. So that means our husbands are not always around, they go places. In the military its called TDY, temporary duty. Well both our husbands were gone and I was at Jennifer's and we drank tea all day and talked. Then it came dinner time and she asked if I wanted to go to the pizza place. So we did, then back to her house and we just kept talking. I could see she didn't want me to go. So it was like, what the heck, just stay and keep each other company. It was summer and it stayed light out till very late. Well you know how kids get when they're overtired so finally my kids were bouncing and I decided to go home. So I went home and put my key in the door and I couldn't turn it because there was a key left in the d

A Guy On Fubar
i met this guy on fubar. he seemed like he wasnt like the rest of the men i have met.he told me he wasnt on here. just to hook up.and that he wasnt a player like most the men on here.so we talked and got to know each other.so one thing lead to another.and he came to see me.well i guess you all know were that lead.so he leaves and doesnt come back on for two day's. so he tells me how guilty he feels about what we had done.but than i see someone else put comments on hes page. wishing it was friday.well wouldnt you know thats one of hes free day's .hmmmm like im stupid and dont know what he is doing.i just wonder how many more he's done this to.i feel so bad right now.and you know he cant even talk to me about it. what a man huh. everybody makes mistakes and i guess i made a big one

Guy Or Ladys Please Were Hoping You Were Having Some Kinds Of Long Sleeve Button Shirt Guessing Not
HI HELLO EVERYONE GUYS OR LADYS SO PLEASE GIVING YOUR AWESOME SPARING FEEDING BACK RESPONDING LEAVING MESSAGE IF PLEASE WERE HAVING; ANY KINDS OF LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS WERE HAVING PLEASE WHITE CLEAR NORMAL BUTTONS WERE GOING DOWN FRONT; & VERY IMPORTANT AS WELL PLEASE GUESSING~NOT; WERE ANY BIGGER SIZES OR LARGER SIZES BUTTON ONTO THOSE SLEEVE~CUFF; AREA THANKS LEAVING ANSWERSING FOR ME OR SENDING PICTURES YES OR NOT?

A Guy On Another Site Sent Me Messages, And His Last One Had Some Bad Words, Then My Reply -
Becky i have been busy today, but a guy on another site left me some messages, and because i had`t answered, he sent another saying fu , i sent - 24 minutes ago · Comment · Like · View Becky Leuallen 11 minutes ago i have been busy "" sorry i did`t get right back to you, but that gives me a ideal of your personality, that you did`t think i might be busy right now, and to say bad words to me, and you hardly even know me, then it would only get worse if i got invalved with you, and i been in a few of those kind of relationships, and i want a man who will treat me better then that this time around, and if i can`t find one who will i`m better off staying alone.

Guy Rules
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8:

Guy Rules
Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ! ! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down... 1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be... 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way... 1. Crying is blackmail... 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question... 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you... 1. A headache that lasts for 17 month

Guy Rules!
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.

Guy Rules!!
The Guys' Rules.. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Com

Guy Rules:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b)The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d)When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday b

Guy Rules.........
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.

~guy Rules~
Guy Rules 1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse b) After wrecking your boss' Ferrari c) When your date is using her teeth 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes 7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly op

Guys And Girls
Girl Facts When a girl says she likes you, she wants you to ask her out. When u break a girls heart, she'll still feel it 3 years later When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie) When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, " she means it.

Guys Suck!
Sorry if I made anyone mad with the title of this blog but for me its the truth. I had a bf for the past two weeks but didnt tell anyone because I wanted to wait a month to see if we were still together or not. I didnt want to tell everyone I had a bf then him dump me and me have to tell every I dont have one. But anyway he broke up with me last night cause he wanted to try again with hisex of 3 years. I was fine with it...we were only together 2 weeks anyway. But then he brings his gf to work to have lunch and he brings her right by me...I got pissed. Then they look back to see if I am looking at them and I just wanted to beat the hell out of his gf and fu*k up his car. I dont mine that she came to have lunch with him but it was fucked up what they did. Everyone at work told him it was fucked up...to bring her by me knowing he just broke up with me yesterday. ok done venting...sorry. Bisexualvampyre

Guy's Rule
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving i

Guys
The Guy's Guide To Cooking: or All You Really Need In the Pantry is What You Can Eat Standing Over the Sink Menu planning isn't something that the guy really thinks about too hard. Except for the rare occasion when he's dining with someone special (and even then, it's easier to pay someone else to worry about it) guys will eat pretty much whatever is lying around. Only four things are required for a guy to have what he considers an effective kitchen. A refrigerator: mostly for beer but also to store frozen entrees, and to give that green fuzzy thing (recently named "Morty") a comfortable place to live. A can opener: the kind with a bottle opener on the other end is best. A fork: to get at the contents of the just-opened cans. A microwave oven: this serves it's factory recommended function of thawing the previously mentioned frozen entrees to a state of easier consumption, but also provide the guy with some entertainment. Just think of marshmallows or Gummi

The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and

Guys Take Note Do This More!
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER

3 Guys And A Girl
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed. The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit. The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder. When the third one went in, the girl SCREAMED! and SCREAMED! About an hour later the girl came out moaning. The first guy asked "Wow, how did you do that?" The guy, all tired and wet replied "I simply used my head".

Guys
Hey people i know you guys wonder who is freaky? well the answer is im a girl who is in love with someone that dont see how much pain shes in. everyday i cry not because of a guy because i hurt. i never tell anyone because no one ever believes me and i want someone to notice. i might have to have number 4 surgery if im nto careful or 5 how ever many they have to do to make me better. But this guys is the most loving guy in the world, he makes me laugh, smile and even feel important. I love him but i know it will never come to that. now i will be hurt nad in pain my whole life cause he means the world to me. Hes a great friend adn maybe even a great lover. And i hope he reads this one day. I do love you hottie! i do but i wish you could see the pain. Well its time for this cherry to go to bed. Night night everyone! KISSSES to everyone!!!!!! Love, ALex or freaky

Guys
sometimes i wonder is there really someone for me?? or am i doomed to live a lonely life i want someone special to sweep me off my feet someone who really cares who wont just use me or pretend to like me ive had a few jerks but i havent given up there are good guys out there and i am going to find me one a guy who will love me and support me no matter what i chose to do so dont worry about me im still looking and maybe one day ill find that special someone and fall madly in love but i hope it happens soon cause i really want a guy to love me and cherish me who i can love and cherish in return

Guys Suck
Have a question why is it that guys always say things they dont mean? I gess they dont care if they hurt girls feelings but fuck u should not fuck with peoples emotions u never no if u could have fucked up some thing good.Just like my mom always sed u wont no what you are missing out on in less u try it to see if u realy want it.If any of u guys have an answer to my question let me no.

The Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us w

2 Guys In An Elevator
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."

Guys
Why is it when things are going so good someone confusses you. You know you need to have that confort that is done over with but you can't til you know he is really out of your fucking life. You can't do anything now cause you still have to deal with him till everything is final. You with you didn't have to talk to his dumbass anymore. You didn't have to have anything to do with him. That you know you have something better but you can't move forward til the dumbass is gone for good. You try and try but you still can't. All you want to do is cuss or tell that person off to make yourself feel so much better. Well many people do this. You don't mean to you just do it not knowing. But either you realize to late or you see it way before so you can fix where it is going. How many people have done this?? We are all human and deal with shit better than others. Well that is all I have to say for now!!

Guys Are.. Whats The Word....
Boys at Hampton High School who think they are "MEN" are stupid, immature, gay, selfish, and just..... weird!! Have you ever wondered why a guy only wants something until he has it.. then it isnt good enough anymore. I hate boys that do that, all they think about are themselves. You give a whole year and a half of your life to them and then they drop you like it wasnt a big deal. Time goes by his life gets screwed up and then one day he is gonna call you up and hope everything is okay. What the fuck is that how they gonna expect they can just get with you after they done all that stupid stuff!! And yes you forgive them but your not gonan put yourself threw that again. You know that it will just happen again. And even though you hate him for what he did you know there will always be a part of you that when he looks at you in the hall makes you think of how happpy you were. It makes me wonder if girls will ever forget the people they love/care about. Will they ever lea

Guys
mostly guys like to be fake they pretend they are someone that they are not. for example cody "king" keith he goes around on here telling everyone that he is dating them when he is really just messing with there heart. to be totally honest he did it to me. now i dont beleive anything he says and does. and i know for a fact that i am not the only one he has done this to. i have talked to other people that he has done this to and i just wanted to warn the females out here. i now know that it is dumb to date someone for seriouse over the computer unless you have met them before and were dating them before they moved.

Guys..again
Okay.. How come some guys can say all the right things at exactly the right time?? In a blink of an eye can make you blush.. and give you that feeling of being loved. Why cant every realatiship be like that. Why does it seem that you keep waiting on your true love and you know they are out there but you have to go through so much pain to get to them. I wish every day I could feel that one moment when that one special guy says the right thing at the right moment!! OKAY DANIELLE I KNOW IT IS GAY BUT SHOVE IT!! "

Guys And Girls
ok after i was sick and some people were seeing how i was doing....my love to all of you.i was getting people asking me if i was seeing a guy a here.....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING its a fucking comp.hello said i did meet someone on here and i will go see him but...i dont know how its going to work out face to face.i hope well but i dont need 6 girls telling me that he was talking to him......thats what you do on here is talk to people.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING..ok he said you were cute so what if your cute i will tell you the same thing.so now that i got that out if any one can tell me why so many little girls dont have a life and for the guys that got mad at me you dont live with me so fuck off if you dont like it kiss mt ass. thank you so much to all the people who know me and hit me up you all have my love bratt

A Guy's Eating In A Restaurant
A guy's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me." The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there." She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me to accept this champagne, he better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants." The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her...so why the f*** would I cut off four inches?"

Guys Are Odd
why can a guy say they love you one min and turn around and say get lost guys need to make up there mind about woman other you love us or hate us stop wanting sex and get to know us cuz one day you will make the mistake and lose the best girl you ever had

Guys Rules
GUY’S RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are "the rules" from the male side. Please note - These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT, and never will be, mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. When is the last time you heard us complain about you leaving it down? 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Like the famous poet, John Lennon once said, "Let It Be". 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying IS blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it, because that's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headac

The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Guys
I just don't get why guys drink. My husband drink and i don't like it but there is nothing can do about. anyways he has been drinking all day. and he took two goody powered and just as soon as he took them he threw up all over himself. I just sat there and laugh my ass off b.c i ain't cleaning it up. he did and he is going to clean it up. I just thought it was damn funny.

Guys Like About Me...
Guys Like That You're Sensitive And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! What Do Guys Like About You?

Guys Suck
ok so anyways fuckin my ex bf chris doesnt understand what the word NO means cause he wants me back and i cant i dont want to get hurt again i feel like im about to go over the edge and not come back and the worst part is that we work together so its like i cant get away from him but other then that i think i might have a lil crush i dont know yet but we have a lot in common so i dont know but she has a bf so i dont know if it will work out but anywho ill write more later i have to go sara

Guys
so why are guys so effin stupid...they dont want a virgin...but because i have two babies...then you dont want to date me...i want to have a baby...so i did...but because i do no guy wants to date me... "i dont want to be his daddy" that is what i hear all the time...i am not asking you to be their daddy...they both have a daddy that is in their lifes!!!! i dont let a guy met my babies unless the relationship is goin somewhere....i dont want my babies to met every guy or girl that i have sex with or a goin to have sex with....so y do guys act that way???? i dont understand....if i was a virgin no guy would want me...and because i have two babies no guy wants me....what the fuck....it is so stupid...but i am done bitching...i have to go be a mother to my babies...hugs & kisses tiff

Guys Rules For The Ladies
guys rules Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like

Guys Fill This Out
guys fill this out WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think

Guy's Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you wa

Guys Ur Turn
Guys tell me how would you feel if you walked into your home, the place where you sleep and called your kingdom to see the love of your life (your wife or girl) making out with someone you hate. Question is would you join them or ...........................

Guy's Rules
funny - must read - It IS The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

Guys Like Me
I wear a greasy ball cap I like my shirt untucked I spend saturdays working on my truck I don't like to fight But I ain't scared to bleed Most don't mess with a guy like me Guys like me drink to many beers on friday after work Our best blue jeans have skoal rings We wear our boots to church So rough around the edges It's hard to believe that girls like you Love guys like me Your daddy worked at the bank Mine worked on cars You went to college I pulled graveyard You must have had your pick Of all the trust fund types But you came back to me and only god knows why Guys like me drink too many beers on friday after work Our best blue jeans have skoal rings We wear our boots to church So rough around the edges It's hard to believe that girls like you Love guys like me Now theres a lot of guys like me out there In a lot of little towns And tellin' all our buddies, we won't ever settle down We say thats just the way we are and the way we'll always be So God se

Guys....don't Fart In Bed
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband wa

Guys Posing As Women!
Ok is it just me or what? I am on several swinger sites and several sites like this. I can smell a fake a mile away. I love women, yes I do but come on guys. Just because a girl likes girls doesn't mean she is going to send them nude pics and videos. And drop everything because a few messages on a shout board! We REAL women need proof that we are talking to a Real girl! You build up to that after phone calls and IM's and text messages. These guys that pretend to be women to try to see us REAL girls naked. Grow Up! If you are that desperate for porn there are plenty of sites to go hit up all you need is a credit card! LOSERS!

The Guys On Here
Just wanted to tell the guys here on Cherry Tap....u are all great.....u are nice, sweet friendly.....and I consider some friends and they know who they are..... If u need anything just give me a holla..... Hugs and Kisses for all OXOXOXOXO Candice

Guys
From A - Z I love guys. I adore them. I have 3 brothers. I am one of the guys. I date guys. I kiss guys. I want to be with a guy. I get along with guys. I play hockey with the guys. I knock the guysover in soccer. I switch hats with guys. I smile at the guys. I drool over guys muscles. I try to have bigger musclesthen guys. Im weaker then guys. I want to be held by guys. Guys are my life. I want to be a guys wife!!!!

Guys!
Why ain't there any real guys out there these days? Guy my age that have a good head on thier sholders, and ain't into all them mind and head games? Why is it that every 'man' has to go cheat, and run around acting all big and bad? When to their girlfriend their acting like a fool. Why can't a guy just be real with who he is? Not a player, not a hardass, but not fully sencitive..Why can't they just be their normal selves instead of a loser trying to be cool? Why do all men think their players and can have any girl that they want? Why do all men lie and decive? Why isn't their any REAL men? Why can't they just settle down with one that they think they love? WHy do they have to play? What kind of pleasure does it bring to you guys knowing that your tearing some girls heart out? Does it even faze you any that you tear our hearts out and stomp on them? Guys. Stop acting so tough and like you don't care. Your scaring girls into being single forever. And making them lose

2 Guys... One Girl!
Ok, so what do you do if you are torn between two people? I have an older friend and a newer friend... I love both guys with everything that I have but each one I love for different reasons. I mean like the older one lives an hour away and it's hard for us to see eachother, and the newer oneI see every Sunday or Monday. And the newer guy, we've had our relationship end because he and I are both stubborn and hard headed but we both have strong feeling for eachother and the older one we were ripped apart because he moved and after 2 years of looking for eachother we have finally found eachother... so if anyone has any advice... I would greatly appreciate any advise.

Guys Suck!
OK...I have decided that the SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP game is not for me for a while! I have been engaged 3 times! number one: He dumped me for my best friend, who dumped him for me! :P number two: Was shipped off to Iraq, then I met number three. Now number two denies our engagement, but is one of my best friends and is secretly madly in love with me, he just doesn't realize it! number three: OHHHH number three is a doozy!! We actually made it to the alter...HOWEVER...1 week shy of 7 months into our marriage, he left me because he felt he was too young to be married. Well, guess what...3 weeks later hooks up with the girl he moved in with that he supposedly had NO feelings for. Now she is pregnant. And I am left with a COLD broken heart! YEAH for me! And his mother is tickled pink about that one! Congrats to the whole bunch! Good luck I hope you ROTT IN HELL!!! I know very dramatic! I really wasn't about drama till I met number one! And then that was only

3 Guys
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go f*ck herself."

Guys
Guys Guys in highschool are so stupid When in relationships they don't know what to do When they like you they are afraid to show their emotions They think they know everything but in reality they really don't To find a guy is really tough to find one that is not so rough With all the stuff who knowa what is good Guys are stupid and thats that ***** NOT ALL GUYS ARE STUPID ONLY SOME*******

Guys Self Examinaion Lmfao
GENTLEMEN!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs fe

Guy's Opinion ; Why Guys Like Girls
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys 1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday) 2. The way the run their hands through your hair 3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there 4. The way that they casually put their arms around you 5. The way that they kiss away your tears 6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away 7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two 8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date 9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush 10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say 11. The way they hold you close when you are cold 12. How they look at you when your ma

Guys Rules!
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that

Guys Heads Up,,,,
Guys heads up, a warning from a friend of mine................... A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 20 or 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wa

Guys Being Stupid
YOu know what greats me to laugh alot know adays. When I sit around a see people having a good time and girls are out with their guys and his friends and they come off with the comments that they don't have to worry about their friends taking their girls away from them. I would have to say that the nice guys are the ones you should worry about because before you know it we have 7 different ways to take your girl away before you even know what is going on. One thing is guys from out of state telling girls that they Love them with out even meeting them. YOu have no clue as to them personnally but you trust their friends. You say you love them so much and want to be with them and yet you only talk about it you can't show it to them any other way except when you talk to them online. Or their are the guys that think they are the greatest in the world, but they treat their girls like shit. YOu type of guys make me sick, because if you only use the girl for money, bet her, lie t

Guys!! Look At This>>learn Something..
31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we(a guy wrote this) do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you d

Guy's Are Assholes
i ment this guy and his name is paul..and he is 26 and has 3 kids.....witch i didnt mind i was seeing him for 2 weeks...and he's really nice he tells me everyday how pretty i am..and just the other day he was tellin me that he wanted to take me out anywhere i wanted to go and take me shoping and shit like that.....and i was thinkin to myself "man this is to good to be ture"cuz this guy is to nice and every guy i have dated has been mean to me and just treated me like shit.....and he treated me so good and he makes me feel good and so i thoght that he that maybe he's the one for me!!!well anyways it was goin on 3 weeks for me and him and the one day i get a call from my cousin amanda!!!and i was tellin her everything paul told me on how he wants to take me shopin and shit like that...and then shes like " Oh so paul didnt tell you!!" i was like "Umm paul didnt tell me what??"shes like "Ummm well this is what Jay told me..umm paul's married!!" and i was like "WHAT!!! are you fuckin kid

Guys..gotta Love Them...
you might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence

A Guys Point Of View! This Is So Sweet!!!!
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Guys Suck
Okay, let me try this again!!I read some thing today in a bulletin and you know what it made me think that guys can really suck and can really be idiots! And yes, we can be too!! I will admit that! But rather than look at what happened really, how about the heart felt courage it took to love someone and walk away? Would you not love someone all the more if they had the strength to do that? What I wanna hear are comments that say what you think, whether she is a strong loving person that he may not deserved in the first place or what???? Come on guys, for once, show some!!!

Guys And Their Dicks.
Okay, Time to bitch. I can't be nice all the time now can I? Anyway. Guys, I implore you to understand something. Just because we are not in the mood 24/7 like you are sometimes, doesn't mean we don't like it, or talk about it for that matter. It is only when that is the ONLY thing you want to talk about, and when we don't, you get pissed. Case in point, this guy that I was talking to earlier tonight, Bob. Remember him. Anyway, I told him that I wasn't in the mood to talk about sex or anything sexual for that matter, he doesn't want to talk. Now normally I wouldn't get upset about this, but I thought about it a little. Here is a guy that claims that he wants me and stuff like that, but when I am not in the mood to discuss the lurid details of what we could be doing, he walks away. Hrmm. Tells me that someone is all what they claim to be. He said he isn't into games, but when you are discussing what he wants, everything is cool. Now, when I don't want to talk about that, you walk away.

Guys Rules For Women
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear, "the rules from the female side." Now here are the rules from the male side! *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* .o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. Men ARE not mind readers. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. .o. .o. .o. .o. .o..o. .o. .o.

Guys....open Fodder...what Dumb Azzes
This is funny shit to me...I recently changed my default pic from me to a cool pic of a woman behind glass... the result. In the 1st couple of hours I had close to 50 friends requests from guys...many with comments like. I think your hot, add me as a friend if you like sweetie, is that really you...your cute, so sexy...etc. my point being i very rarely solicit friends here ...most come to me but I find it hysterical that guys seem so hard up that they respond to a simple pic... to all the ladies, girls, freaks and women here I almost need to apologize for some of the insincere crap you must receive.. wow! and just so you dont think it...Im thankful or every unsolicited friend Ive made...your all very appreciated...much luv to you all and thanks for all the luv youve shown me...smiles amazing...I actually read the profile and at the very least check the sex...I would like to take a poll...if the ladies want to know which loosers did this let me know and I will post them...lol

Guys Are So Fucking Worthless...
So im thinking that MAYBE that hes online that he be iming me. But he doesnt Fucking OF CORUSE He doesnt say sorry for saying the most meanest things on the world but I always have to say im sorry. yet it doesnt work this time. I dont want to give if time anymore. Why cant I ever be happy? Why cant he ADMIT that he was wrong. He was. Im just being a good person & try to help him through his life but he always makes an attemp to make mine HELL. I never would hurt him but he loves hurting me. Wtf ever. Im just a good person @ heart. I tryed hard & I still am. Doesnt that count for anything. No. OF course not. He seriously just comes to me when HE is lonely or when its best for him & his intrest. I guess thats what I have to go through to get inside of him

Guys This Is True Read Up
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says, "I miss you," No one in this world can miss you more than that!!

Guys Against The Girls Tattoo Contest!
~ Tattoo contest time again....lol ~ I'm having a tattoo contest give me your best tattoo winners will get vip gifts! comments + rates = total Men against Females lets see who wins with top points! so send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you into the contest 2/5 thur 2/12 or sooner if i have enough of them! thanks maria click the pic to enter ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Guys&big Trucks&soldiers
Personally if I had my choice of vehicle it would either be one of the new Jeeps or a Toyota Tocoma. There is something so hot, and I'd take a hard working redneck hottie in badass big ole Dodge Ram over some manicured nailed pussy in a BMW. MMMMMMM, hard, calloused, rough, hands all over my most delicate flesh, in the moonlight, out in the woods in the front seat of a truck! And why are military men so fucking HOT? I think I'm developing a serious fetish for soldiers.

Guys Being Judgemental
today i have noticed to many guys are judgemental and it drivesme crazi. seriously here guys you judgin us based on how we look is not fair.i have a question since you judge us based on how we look wouldnt it b fair for us to judge you based on how big ur penis is ? seriously fair is fair. if ur gonna hit us with our looks and weight we mine as well do the same i dont know how many gurls agree with me but i kno that if sum one (girl) told a guy to drop his pants and lets see watcha got ? he wouldnt bcuz he would hopefully not b thinkn with it and say that its not fair. because if i did that to a guy and he said not fair i would tell him well it is fair cuz u b judgn me based on how i look why not judge u based on how big ur penis is.i dont kno how many gurlz r with me on dis one but hey if ur a GURL OR A GUY and you agree respond to dis. lata. pplz

Guys Do This
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ____??? I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. []1 []2 []3 []4 []5 []6 []7 []8 []9 []10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would u give me your number if so let me get it? _____________________ Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Ye

Guys' Rules
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 mont

The Guy's Rule...
Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is

Guys Can Be Cunts Lol
A woman complains to ehr friend that her hubbie is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the lads to the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more effort (like watching more footie?) She advises her to cook her man a slap up meal and then send him drinking down the pub with his pals. When he returns, she must be dressed in her naughtiest lingerie and look her most beautiful The following evening, she does exactly as instructed and is dressed to kill by the time her man returns. When he sees her lying on the bed in all her gear he tells her to stand up and take it all off. He then tells her to do a hand stand against the bedroom mirror and open her legs. This excites the woman immensely as her hubbie has never been this erotic before. She does as instructed, and then he puts his face between her legs, faces the mirror and says, " No, no..... maybe the lads are right. A beard wouldnt suit me".

Guys..
Ok there is this guy i work with...I party alot with him ..and i really like him a have started to get feelings for him...I have told him this..and he told me he is starting to like me more and wants to hang out with me more...I text messaged him one day and we were txting back and fourth and i said something and he said that it wasnt fair..and i said well ife aint fair...he said well you make my life better...and i asked him why..he said i was pretty and fun to be around and i have a great personality...and then at this most recent party...i had alot on my mind and i told him that and he asked if it was about him and i told him some of it was..and he was like bad or good...i told him i didnt know..and he was like oh shit i dont want this to happen...i was like why and he told me he liked me...but it seems like all we do when we hang out is have sex...and i asked him if we were fuck buddies...and he said he has been thinking about that alot lately..and that he didnt know...So this is m

Guys...in General...no Offense To The Nicer Ones
guys in general are pissing me off.....im trying to get a grasp on it cause i realize im just not having an amazing day....but the one that supposed to be my best friend is being a prick...sorry to bitch this here but i know saying it to them will only make this issue worse and i know im not really pissed at them im just pissed off at the whole fucking world today. sorry.

Guys~!~!~!~
For real some of these guys in this world serously need to grow the FUCK UP. We are women that likes to be treated like women. We treat u guys like a human being. GRRR... FUCK YOU GUYS... (And if you think this goes towards u j, it dont, at full terms)

Guys Are So Blunt
So last night I was hangin' out at my bar, and some random guy comes up to me before he left, and all he said to me was, "You're hot!" I smiled and laughed and thanked him, and then he left. A couple of hours later, some other random dude walks up to me and says, "You know, you have the most incredible ass. I'm sorry – I just had to tell you that." Hahahaha!!!! I appreciate the compliments, I really do… but do you have to be so blunt about it, guys? Seriously, you could come off a little less rude, and still get your point across. ;-)

A Guys Point Of View Read Ladys
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

A Guys Point Of View: Only U Guys Can Tell Me If Its True!
A Guys Point Of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. W

A Guys Point Of View
Subject cute Body: A Guys Point Of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. We only start to care when the friendship, or talking to other guys, conflicts with our relationship. or they are trying to steal you from us. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL B

Guys Are Asses
Why are there stupid woman like me that fall in love knowing there gonna get hurt in the long run. I am never gonna fall in love again because I really loved my last boyfriend and he hurt me and let me down. I tried to make him happy but i guess I diddnt do enough for him. I GIVE UP!!!!

The Guys Guide To Geek Girls
Why the Geek Girl? So you realized that you're never going to meet Kim Basinger. Moreover, the pretty thing in your Sociology class or the leggy new secretary in the office has given you the cold shoulder three weeks in a row. You're feeling fairly dejected. You obviously haven't considered dating a geek girl. Unlike the cute things you've been chasing, geek girls learned long ago that physical attributes aren't as important as the person underneath. On the Internet, they can participate in great, anonymous cybercommunities, they can IRC, they can MUD, they can IM, and they can email; they can interact with people intimately without ever meeting them face to face. They are more attracted to intelligence than testosterone; they don't need football players - in fact, most of them find them to be a turnoff. Most importantly, they like fellow geeks - prefer them, even. With a geek girl, a geek guy has a decided advantage. They understand them; they are understood by them. This could

Guys Point Of View
Doesn't always mean your a PLAYER!!! From my point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. (like a friend) We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (just friends!) But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you (and when they ask what are you doing when we're sitting next to you dont respond with "nothing just sitting around".....ur with ur f'in boyfriend), but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to co

Guys ... Who Understands Them
who understands guys? anyone y do they say one thing and mean another? i dont understand it i realy dont so if anyne can explain them let me know.. im not mad that the guy left me i hope he does well in his relationshp and we r still friends what i dont understand is y it took him so long to tell me.. i wouldnt have cared but i wish he would have told me right away instead of avoiding the issue im not your typical female if they guy im with finds someone else than tell me right away i didnt think it was that hard but i was obviously wrong hmmmm anyways does anyone have an answer to y ppl hide stuff? please tell me...

Guy's Vs. Girls
A guy's point of View......damn it girls read this shit!!! Current mood: aggravated Category: Life : A Guys Point Of View. We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ******************************************************* Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ******************************************

Guys
Ok i think i forgot to put this in my profile but im a sucker for sexy eyes and kissable lips lol. Hair dont matter but i prefer shaved and a goatee or not. Must love tattoos and piercings :P But most importantly be himself...i hate fakers and liars what i turn off.

Guys What's Goin On
Hey everyone. I'm pretty sure you know I usually stop by and drop mad love for my friends. This love is rarely return. I'm not sayin no one shows love or anything like that. I'm just sayin if i rate all your pics and you just leave one comment. Where is the justice in that. I know everyone had tons of people ratin them and stuff, but at least if someone rates all your stuff return some of the Love back to them. Rate some of there pics and If you have time please rate as many as you can. I did that for You'll : )

Guys & Relationships
There are four words that a guy can say to scare a recently single woman more than any other combination of four words. These four words are: "I really like you." It's one thing to tell a girl she's pretty or you like her hair or... I dunno, you enjoy her company. But when you tell a single girl that you really like her (... especially when you're still inside of her) she's is forced to make a pretty tough decision. Does she pretend she didn't hear it and continue enjoying her time with you, risking the possibility of leading you to believe that she wants to be with you? Or, does she go home, ignore your phone calls, and when she sees you out and you ask her where she's been tell you that she's been realy busy? Men seem to have this very strong connection with orgasms and sentiment... too many and they go over the deep end. So for single women everywhere, the question we need to be asking ourselves is: When does the "fuck" thing become the "us" thing? good luck ladies

Guys Point Of View
GUYS POINT OF VIEW [ALL GIRLS READ] You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you

Guys Fill Out
Name:________________________ Age:__________________________ Phone:_________________________ Occupation:_____________________ Height:______ Weight:____________ Married(Y/N)_ Single:__ Other:__ Sexual Orientation:________________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? 1min__ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite__ Do u like giving oral sex? (Y/N)__ What could u do for me but no one else could? __________________________________ Which do u prefer? One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, What do u do?(place"X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Scratch__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Bite lip__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just li there__ List 3 positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ Do you like rough sex? No__

Guys - A Word Please.
Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...

Guys On Bus Wanting Sex Wit A Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. Sure enough, at midnight the nun shows up and begins praying. The hippie jumped out from hiding and says, "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for a

Guys I Am Entered In The King And Qeen Of Ct Contest..
OK GUYS I AM GETTING OUT OF THIS CONTEST. I DONT MEAN TO SOUND MEAN OR RUDE OR ANYTHING. BUT I HAVE HELPED ALOT OF MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY ARE IN CONTEST. AND IT ISNT ASKING TO MUCH FOR ALITTLE BIT OF HELP..I HAVE OVER A 1000 FRIENDS AND NONE OF U CAN HELP ME OUT JUST ALITTLE BIT. I HAVE UNTIL APRIL15 TO WIN THIS.. I KNOW ALOT ARE SCARED OF THE COMMENT BOMBING THING. BUT I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR OVER AN HOUR AND WITH NO PROBLEMS. IF U TAKE IT SLOW IT WILL LET U. I AM JUST ASKING FOR ALITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.AND I WILL PAY U BACK WHEN U ARE IN CONTEST.. its for king and queen of ct..any help u can give me will be greatly appreciated..please comment bomb me

Guys, This Is For You.
Ok, this is for all the horndogs out there. MY 10 RULES FOR CHATTING. 1. Yes, I have a cam. No, I do not always want to perform on it for your pleasure. So if I say no, have some respect and don't badger me about it. 2. Sometimes I am not in the mood for sexual chat. If I say no, deal with it. 3. Gentlemen who cam for/with me. I like to see a man's face when he's putting on a show for me. nothing turns me on more than to see the expressions on a guy's face when he's really getting into it. so please don't just position the cam on your cock! 4. Some things are a big turnoff. like animals, scat, golden showers,and rape. If you cross a boundary of mine and I tell you, back off. 5. My cam doesn't always work. Sometimes I may want to, and can't get it running. please be understanding. 6. what is the big obsession with cumming on a girl???? I soooo do not get it. 7. If you have a foot fetish, I can indulge it. If I feel like it, that is. 8. I have odd tastes and k

Guys - I Wish I Knew
Is there anyway to tell if a guy likes you or if he just wants sex? Ive known him for over a year we kinda had a small thing in july. Then that stopped and started up again in december. but then we got into a fight and he well ive taken him back for a second time and we havent done anything yet. Hes been calling and everything and talking. Then times we did do things we both agreed to it. So there was no real using it involved it was mutual. Grr I wish I knew SOME ONE HELP!!!!!

Guys
It's obvious that guys are assholes... but I try to be such and nice and loving person and all I do is get fucked in the end.. sooner or later ill be the one fucking the male over. I dont understand why guys cant be real and up front with me. All I get are lies, lies and what... more fuckin lies. All I really wanna say is grow the fuck up and stop playing games.. you know who you are and dont fuck with me... im not in the mood!

Guys!
Guys are like stars.... there's a million of 'em and only one will make your dreams come true!!! How true is this??? We spend our whole lives searching for that someone who makes our dreams come true, yet sometimes the person that can do that for you is right in front of your face and you dont even realize it!!! The only advice i have for this is to keep your eyes, ears, and heart open otherwise the love of a lifetime may just fly on by!

Guys! Take Note!
: boys take note;; WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH (when we argue) - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER - JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO. WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS TAKE NOTES BOYS................ IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME *THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!!* WHEN IM SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS WHEN IM CRYING -SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME LEAVE Her CUTE TEXT MESSAGES

Guys Point Of View
From a guy’s point of view: -We don't care if you talk to other guys. -We don't care if you're friends with other guys. -But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. -It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. -We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. -Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning. -Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. -Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. -The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. -Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. -Let us pay for you! Don’t "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Guys Don't Ya Know?
I am a woman who is online to laugh. My life isnt all its cracked up to be, and I am working on it. So truly...lets be realistic. I can't possibly entertain hooking up with someone hundreds or thousands of miles away. I have a life I am building right here in Connecticut, though I may not choose to stay here permanently I am here for the forseeable future. I do have genuine feelings for someone I can not have, and that is a bitter pill I swallow each day. while i am so afflicted I am also just living my life one day at a time. there are so many things I can type here to dissuade any of you from trying to hit on me or find a way into my heart. thing is its all personal and i don't care to share it all. I am just one woman in this vast sea of online souls. I am very real and i am trying to be very realistic in this land of fantasy. So please just be a friend...or bail...I am tired of being polite. I don't come here to talk dirty and I never click on someone in the user bar or blasts unle

The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a