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Cassie Is It You
[LYRICS] I'm looking for a lover not a friend Somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to I'm looking for someone who won't pretend Somebody not afraid to say the way they feel about you And I'm looking for someone who understands how I feel, Someone who can keep me real and who knows always Baby I like to have you in my way And I'm looking for someone who takes me there, Wants to share, shows he cares Thinking on the one that I've been waiting for Is it you? is it you? Maybe you're the one I've been waiting for Could you be the one for me? Could you be the one I need? Is it you? is it you? Maybe you're the one I've been waiting for Could you be the one for me? (Could you be?) Could you be the one I need? I'm looking for someone to share my pain (Uh) Someone who I can run to, who would stay with me when it rains Someone who I can cry with trough the night Someone who I can trust who's hardest right And I'm looking for someone And I'm looki

Cassidy - Hotel
[R Kelly:] Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to the sounds of swiss beats. We got cassidy in here. Kels! We in our throwbacks. This is for the ladies, we got room keys. [Chorus (R Kelly):] Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key. I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl. And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie. So if you wanna come to my hotel, all you gotta do is holler at me. 'Cuz we're having an after party, checkin' out 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin' checkin' out 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin' [Cassidy:] I'm staying in the hotel, not the motel or the holi-day inn. If that girl don't participate, well then I'ma take her friend. Well if, mami is with it then, mami can give it then, mami a rider, I'ma, slide up beside her. I got a suite, you can creep on through, I know you tryin' to get your freak on too, I'll do it all for that (lady), yeah I ball for that (la

Cassie Eats Cockroaches
I feel the wetness of her tongue that slides across my skin the viruses crawl over me and feel for some way in cassie loves to swallow this bleeding will not stop I left cassie hollow cut you with my cock cassie likes it in her hand cassie's dead inside

Cassandra Davenport - Bait; J A I L B A I T
Cassandra waved her hand again, brushing aside Andrea's thanks. "No need to thank me," she said. "What are friends for?" She smiled at Andrea just as she saw the girl's eyes dart towards the movement of someone in the shadows. She watched Andrea's eyes darken from shock to anger. Uh oh... And sure enough, Andrea confirmed Cassie's initial assumption; this was the man who had slighted her. As Andrea slipped from her car, Cassie got out as well and came around to the passenger side. "Don't do anything I would," she said with a quirky little half smile. She was half serious though. If it had been her in Andrea's position, she would've made the man's life a living Hell as soon as she got the chance. That sleek black car of his would be splattered with egg and keyed to a whole new color. She could be a vindictive bitch when slighted like that. She watched as Andrea put out he cigarette on the man's car. Nice... She hadn't actually seen Andrea in a mood like this before, so it was a

Cassandra Davenport - Bait; J A I L Ba I T
Cassandra followed Andrea immediately, blonde hair whipped back by a gust of cold wind. She shivered but kept forward, not allowing herself to hunch forward for warmth. At least, not in that man's line of sight. She was a bit curious to see if he would follow them... Andrea's words were sort of... Well, Cassie knew what she was getting at. She planned on flirting with another man to make him feel the way she had. Not a very sure-fire plan, but one most teenage girls seemed to use. Cassandra herself had done so many a time. She watched as Andrea chose her male, then purposely knocked into him to catch his attention. As she was dragged out onto the dance floor, grinding on the man eagerly, Cassandra grimaced. This wasn't right. Once his hand slipped up Andrea's shirt, she turned away. Immediately she caught sight of the man who'd slighted Andrea, watching her friend with dismay as she danced with the new male. Somehow, Cassandra hadn't expected him to come after Andrea, yet there h

Cassie
i just want to leave a blog about my girl cassie and the babys. I have known this girl for about 5 or 6 yrs now. we have gotten in trouble together and been to church together. we gotten tattoos for each other, and have two wonderful kids together. thats my girl. we have wreck a car together, lol. we have stolen together. we have even gotten dirty with each other, but only a kiss nothing more. haha had u fooled. thats my girl. we have partyied together, we have cried together. we have shared everything our life. and now my girl is thinking of leaving town. and im not really happy that she is leaving if she does. but on the other hand i want to see her smile again. i think the last time i seen her smile was when her and i was crackin on a pic. she knows what im talkin about ask her if you want to know, shes married to me on here so she is easy to find. lmao. but i just want everyone that sees this to know that she will always be my girl no matter where she or i may live. i will travel t

Cass
Her words come to me in her spirit,And they touch deep in my soul.her beauty has touched my heart,Deeper than she'll ever know. If I could just once,Touch her heart like she has mine.My world would never be sad,Till the end of time. So to you a beauty,you are a gift to all that see.My worlds can never express,How special you are to me.

Cassie's Night Out
It is April 09, 2008, it is spring time but yet it is hot like summer. Cassie Jordan a 26 year old woman who is shy, quite, 5'3 and about 135lbs with brown hair and green eyes, who lives in the little country town of Barlo which is just out side of the major city Mocanno, which is where she drives to for work every weekday. This morning Cassie was on her way to Starbucks to pick up drinks for her and her coworkers in the dental office she worked in. She made her order and sat to wait. As she waited a man entered the store, he was tall and muscular with sandy blond hair and gorgeous hazel eyes. He made his order and when he turned around to find a seat to wait, he saw Cassie sitting at a table by the window with the glow of the sun beaming down on her. He thought to his self "wow, she is beautiful", so he made his way to her table and asked if he could have a seat. They exchanged names, his being Josh Walton, and they started talking about how pretty yet hot the morning started out. J

Casting Call For Hot Girls!
We are Venetian Productions, exclusive producers of www.bangbros.com Right now, We are looking for attractive female models (amateur or professional) that are interested in being filmed. The type of shoots range from R to XXX (from erotic playboy style solo to b/g hardcore scenes) and are determined by what the model is comfortable with. Travel and lodging are also taken care of. If you are interested in this opportunity please either email us 3 pictures of yourself. All models MUST be over 18. Try and take one picture of your face and two of your body (from the front and behind). Please include your name, contact info and birthdate with the pictures. Sasha Spinelli Head Talent Recruiter Venetian Productions Miami, Florida sasha@venetianproductions.com (305)-532-1785 ext 219

Casting Stones
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad ... " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

Castle Megastore Springfield, Or.
I'll be signing on Friday, November 3rd from 6pm - 10pm I'll be signing autographs, polaroids, posters, stickers, 8x10s and also DVDs! Bringing in your own stuff, or buy something from me or the store! I will giving a discount on polaroids if you buy a Belladonna Entertainment DVD from the store the night of the signing (with reciept)! Hope to see you all there!

Castle
I've decided I was born in the wrong century. I've always been fascinated with the early 18th century. Women wearing tight corsets and huge dresses, often with no underwear, just layers and layers of petticoats. Cursteying before the Lady of the manor, servants scurrying around, trying to serve in a discrete manner. The formal, stiff manners that are expected to be followed, but can be done with such grace. The grooming...finishing schools, dancing lessons, music lessons....ohh...it would be such wonderful torture. My body type is such that would fit quite nicely into this time period. I'm rather short and voluptuous and have a slight hourglass figure that would be accented by a corset. I just get a quivver imagining a full white ball-gown, lace ruffles at the bottom. My hair, up high on my head with a few ringlets artfully arranged to cascade down the sides. I stumble during a dancing lesson, scuffing my friend's white silk slipper. She cries in outrage and scolds me mightily for bei

Castrated
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Casting Call For Movie
Casting Call We are getting ready to produce another movie and have a need for both male and female talent. The location is a private one somewhere in East Tennessee and will not be disclosed until the time of the shoot. If you are interested in being on film and in our next DVD then please send the following information to ssvideo@toyorders.com - Please note when sending email to that address you will have to verify your email address before I get the email due to the 1000's of spam emails I get. You can also contact me via yahoo messenger sunshynevideo should you have any questions. - NAME - AGE & BIRTHDATE - ETHNICITY - LOCATION - AVAILABILITY - Experience - CONTACT INFO - HEAD AND BODY PHOTOS

Castle Megastore Albuquerque, Nm.
I'll be signing on Friday, December 1st from 6pm - 10pm I'll be signing autographs, polaroids, posters, stickers, 8x10s and also DVDs! Bringing in your own stuff, or buy something from me or the store! I will giving a discount on polaroids if you buy a Belladonna Entertainment DVD from the store the night of the signing (with reciept)! My newest movie, Dark Meat will be available for sale, but there will only be a limited number of copies, so get there early to secure your copy! Hope to see you all there! Update: 11:08am Just a bump to remind everyone about this event since I didn't get to promote it on Sirius the other night. I can't wait to meet all of my fans from New Mexico!! I know I was supposed to do a signing there a couple years ago, and I couldn't make it, so now I'm repaying you all this Friday!!! Can't wait! Update: 9:27am Just getting ready to head off to the airport! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!! I already have so many fans contacting me about the n

Casting Call
Hello Most of you are here looking for more information on the casting call! We are looking for 3 Great,energetic preformers who are looking forward to meeting new people! We need someone who knows how to bring the show with themand knows how to keep a croud interrested in what they are doing with their time on stage! This show is one of the more importiant shows of the year it is the birthday of our current raining and has been for the last 7 years MR.chances! Mr. Jordan Will not settel for anything but the best so it is a must tryout basis only the show is Sat. Feb. 24th at 10:00pm At chances in springfield OHio REQUIERMENTS Tryouts - you must prepair 1 number to preform infront of Mr. Jordan Him self ,His wife, His Daughter and daughter n law ! you will be judged on, HOw well you know your music How well you costumes go with your music If you are able to keep the attention of our judges And your overall performance and ATTITUDE! DOES THIS

Castles Made Of Sand
Your pain fills me...I feel every tear you shed, Tearing me apart...and filling me with dread. You dont know what to do....what to say to me You don`t know how to tell me...you have to set me free. And I cannot do it for you....cannot let you go, So I pretend it`s just not happening...pretend that I don`t know. Waiting and waiting, as quiet fear.....invades my heart. soon to hear those awful words...."my darling we must part" You had to write a letter...couldn`t face me.... had to hide, It said that you still loved me...that you had never lied, But now we had to realise...it was wrong, we should have known Then you disappeared..... and left me here, to deal with it alone.

Casting Crowns - The Voice Of Truth
CASTING CROWNS LYRICS "Voice Of Truth" Oh what I would do to have The kind of faith it takes to climb out of this boat I'm in Onto the crashing waves To step out of my comfort zone To the realm of the unknown where Jesus is And He's holding out his hand But the waves are calling out my name and they laugh at me Reminding me of all the times I've tried before and failed The waves they keep on telling me Time and time again. 'Boy, you'll never win!' "You'll never win" But the voice of truth tells me a different story And the voice of truth says "Do not be afraid!" And the voice of truth says "This is for My glory" Out of all the voices calling out to me I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth Oh what I would do to have The kind of strength it takes to stand before a giant With just a Sling and a stone Surrounded by the sound of a thousand warriors Shaking in their armor Wishing they'd have had the strength to stand But the giant

Cast Off
Melancholy, that is my word for the day/week/month. I feel decidedly adrift. I have no direction, no path to folow, i want to move, or stay, leave or become sedentary. Blah. Fuck life. I'm done. Stick a fork in me.

Cast Your Votes For Nikki
HELP A FELLOW CHERRY TAPPERS' DREAM COME TRUE!!! VOTE for me, Nicole Haines at Maria's Angels Model Search. NO Registering, NO E-Mail address, & NO Comments NEEDED. Takes about 1 minute. VOTE now, Contest ends March 1st. Please VOTE EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY... Click on the BANNER right below & VOTE for Nicole H. THANK YOU!!! (repost of original by '~ Nikki H ~' on '2007-02-25 19:02:42')

Castle Of Love
roaming round corners and highways your thoughts comes to a crossroad where you are not even sure wich way to turn.sometimes ones mind set of in a wink to make you think and dream this dreams of compassion. to find this way to where you wil know whats gonna happen next but you dont. what the heart desires and what the mind wants........always a game that your mind plays with your hearts desires. should love be like this?i know i what i want for i have her right now here with me. she is all i live for. even though sometimes we have little twist of love and meanings and feelings and misunderstandings....but nothing a good warmhearted kiss...cuddle......smile and even the most important.....'sorry' cant heal. understanding sometimes makes us believe that we are different. but we are not that different. just maybe a different way of seeing things and believing things and accepting things. but feelings......thats where we all feel pain and we all cry. desire to have this special someon

Castration
Castration "Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated ." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done." replies Arthur. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that Doc and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my better judgment!" So, Arthur has his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there." says Arthur. "It looks like you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the other patient, "I finally decided after 67 years that I

Casting Away Memories
I stand by watching every ripple change and flow by without pausing, always moving, never the same. Looking around I see the rocks that have gathered just like the memories that I try so very hard each day to tame. Each rock can be a single memory of that mighty river that never stops flowing, no matter what that memory is, it still moves on. I gain strength from that river because like it, I will still be who I am when the pain is gone. Turning to go I think about how I can move on even with all of my rocks built up on the banks of my life. Rocks of pain, rocks of my children, rocks of lies, many rocks of happiness, and rocks of seeming not to be suit to be a wife. So many memories that I look back upon and smile, but yet there are just as many that can make my very existance worth living. Stopping in my stride I refuse to be the nothing that I feel those memories will soon be giving. Walking back to that mighty river I pick up many rocks and throw them back to their keepe

Cast Away
Cast away so far gone no turning back lost in this world where to go which direction do I go you raised me the way you saw fit never love me the way a child should be love. no I love you , hugs or kiss on the forehead your so smart you are beautiful are words I never heard you just cast me away I'm so far gone no turning back loss in this world want to come home but the direction are loss in my head so what, do I do but except that you cast me away You look to me for answers answer myself I don't have how can I help someone when I can't help myself. so I, cast myself away I too far gone to turn back now loss in a world that I have no reason to be here no sense of direction It all the same Cast me away. October 2006

Cast A Glance
I cast a glance your direction Can you feel my eyes on you Can you sense me These eyes So soft So passionate So longing So gentle These eyes, are looking at you Do you wonder what I am thinking of Do you wonder what is in my mind Do you wonder what I want to say Do you wonder I am thinking of you I am wanting to be with you I am wanting....

Casting A Cirlce
Firstly you need to form the shape that your Ritual will take, planning exactly what you are going to do, the reasons behind your Ritual, what form your Casting will take, what resources you will need, and what you hope to achieve! At first it can be a good idea to write (or print out) your Casting Instructions so as to be able to do them easily, the Deities present won't mind you referring to notes, and this is better than to keep making mistakes! Next you need to cleanse and 'ground' yourself, a simple way to do this is to take a Ritual Bath (a Simple Ritual Bath and Self Blessing Ritual is included in our Cleansing Section), once this is complete you may dress in your Ritual Clothes (if you have any!) or go 'skyclad' if you prefer, whichever feels right to you! Once you are 'cleansed', then tis time to cleanse the space you will be usin

Casting A Cricle
Circle casting is a process that must be done when doing your spells and rituals, and can be done when meditating. There are various reasons why you should cast a circle. One being for protection from any outside entities or from negative energies. Another is for containing power while you are raising energy for your spells and rituals. Once this power is at its peak, it can then be released. This is called the cone of power and is where the witches hat came into being. The circle is actually a boundary that keeps everything in and everything out. I also see the circle as a place of altered time, you are literally between worlds when you are inside your circle, it's a time between time. The circle also signifies the joining of the god and goddess as a whole. Their energies are blending in side your circle, along with the four elements which are earth (north), air (east), fire (south), and water (west), respectfully. All of these put together and with your will of intent, for what

Castle Of Dreams
Castle of Dreams I am a fair maiden with a castle.In my castle I am not hassled.There are many dreams in the castle. Streams of life flows a river to my heart. You can find souls of gold in all the ladys and lords. Lords walk with respect and dignity. You can find pagans dancing in delight. Brightest light shines from the moon's reflection , this reflection comes through the shine of a beautiful goddess with her god. The children play as the goddess enjoys the gayity.Laughter, Happiness and Merry Meetiment fill the castle halls as the walls sing, halls dance and mirrors prance about without doubt and pout.My castle of dreams is the happiness stream to my dreams.

Cast Your Care On Jesus
Christian Glitter by www.christianglitter.com Cast Your Cares On Jesus Are You In Need Of Rest? Come To Jesus Every Word Is Abreast Cast Your Cares On Him Everything Right Now Looks So Dim Walk With Him Hand In Hand You Will Get To The Other Side And See The Land Trust God To Make A Way His Promises Are True Each And Every Day Are You Going To Doubt? Be Discouraged Have No Hope Think This Will Not Work Out Things Always Do It May Not Be The Way You Planned But God Is Faithful, Too Your Answer May Delay Or It May Come, Today! Written By: Dawn O’brien And Inspired By The Holy Spirit Copyright © 2005

Cast Away
Cast aside Cast away Left alone In my own Dark hell The room Around me Becomes my Little prison Sentenced To solitude A life alone A world Of silence Alone in The dark Scared Like a child Of being Alone.

Castlevania
Ok here is the deal. My friend Will's toughest thing that he has ever thrown us in D&D is having us go through Castlevania. Well on my birthday we are taking a group of lvl 60 characters through it... It will be a blood bath.

Castles
Castles The evidence is clear. On the concrete pavement the earthworms die. Conclusion is clear. Concrete is death earth is life. We make veins of death all over the mother, so our shoes won't get dirty, so we can move faster, towards the illusion that we can actually save time. As I walk the concrete path in the footsteps of the workers white, blue, professional collar I see concrete castles towering all around me. I live in one with 100s of others. I have looked for signs of happiness. What is the meaning of all these people to follow a time plan that doesn't fit anyone? It's just convenient for the machine that makes the castles and so called stability. What stability? So why do they do it? Why do they work like slaves for yet another payment plan? Oh I have tried to break from this routine but surviving is not the same today as it used to be. The machine is sneaky, it feeds our children with propaganda fed by the institutes we put th

Casting The Finale: A Simulblog!...
It's been a long four months, but the end is in sight as we kick off the last remaining kid before launching into that extravaganza we call the finale.Because THIS is American Idol.And this is a SIMULBLOG, where I'm writing as I'm watching the feed on the east coast, publishing at every break, so if you don't want to know what's happening before it happens in your living room, this is not the place to be for the next 60 minutes.Just be sure to stop back by later to celebrate or complain with the rest of us.Homer Simpson kicks off the show in an improvement over Ryan, who reminds us that Elliott Yamin and Maroon 5 are in the house. We get the traditional highlight reel of last night's performances in the first five minutes before taking the first of the commercial breaks.It's almost tour time, and we get a pretty cool promo with the top ten kids all remembered. (I had forgotten about some of them...)Ryan sits on the sofa with the kids and lets Jordin talk about her trip home. And, of co

Castaways
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but he manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing. She's also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful, and says, "My God, you saved my life!" He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford! Days and weeks go by. Cindy and the man are living on the island together. They've set up a hut, there's fruit on the trees, and they're in heaven. Cindy's fallen madly in love wi

Castle Secrets
Please allow me to introduce my lounge to you! Castle Secrets is the first Fubar dungeon, where everyone of like minds can come together and enjoy each other's company without hassle, drama, discrimination, or anything to worry about! Stop in, say hi, and hang out and get to know each other! Promising to be one of the hottest lounges to hit fubar, just click on the banner to enter! Joining or not is strictly up to you! Stop by, say hi, show us some love, and let us know what you think! Introducing Castle Secrets!@ fubar

Castleberry's Food Recall~list Has Been Expanded!!
Castleberry's food recall~list has been expanded!! http://www.castleberrys.com/news_productrecall.asp Check this site. It has the list of all the expanded recalled products from the castleberry manufacterers...botulism! This can be deadly if you have had this and dont get treated .... Please let everyone you knoww about this!!!

Castle
I slip into the castle walking through the great hall, the firelight dances across my skin. Dark, rich red curls cascade down my back, caressing me with the slow seductive sway of my hips. My emerald eyes kissed with the ocean’s mist, dance with mischief. My red silks transparent in the firelight show every line of my graceful curves, my flawless skin shimmers with the dance of the flames. My full breasts with their swollen nipples betray my pleasure at your taking of my gift of sweet surrender. My short silks ride gently up my thighs showing the glistening wet treasure that is for you and you alone. As I begin to climb the stairs, I moan as the desire to please my Knight, burns like an inferno in my slave’s belly. I make my way to the great wooden door of our bed chambers and silently push it open slipping inside. As my eyes adjust to the moonlight filled room, I see the huge wooden bed. My breath catches in my throat as I find you my Knight, lying on your back the covers pulled to yo

Cast Deaths From The Poltergeist Films
Cast Deaths From The Poltergeist Films Urban Legend: The Spielberg film "Poltergeist" was cursed with the deaths of cast members. This isn't really an Urban Legend but it is interesting since it's true. The film "The Exorcist" was also plagued with problems but that's another story. The Story: An unusual amount of deaths have occurred around the three "Poltergeist" films, including three of the stars. These incidence have given way to rumors that the films were cursed because of their content. This seems a little silly, there are always explanations to "curses" like this. Or are there?? Two of the stars from the first film have died at young ages, two from the second film at not so young ages. 22-year old Dominique Dunne, who played older daughter Dana Freeling, died on November 4th,1982, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California. She had been choked into a coma by her boyfriend. 12-year-old Heather O'Rourke died of septic shock on February 1st., 1988,

Castoppo Punks!
Hater's On Tha Attack: I had to change my screen Name "BoneThugs420.com" and all links mentioning such, becuase sum HATER(s)! Claim it violated TOS, bout outside links. However, if it was a Music, Video, Comment or Layout Graphics & Image link's, and/or sum Adult Model's personal or professional website to view porn or vote on contest's. That's appearently OK! But, I'm not promotong porn, voting contest's, nor providing Music, Video, Comment, Layout, Graphic, Images. I'm out of line. This is what I do, This is my life! I am an internet promoter for Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. I am here to met people on a personal level & let them know what I do & am about. This is an Online BAR open to the public, NOT AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB! Don't you dictate my freedom of speech just cuz you don't like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony! Hater! IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, PM ME...

Casting By Burning Botanicals
Magic spells are cast by burning botanicals (incense), thus releasing their magic power into the atmosphere (fumigation). One of the most ancient methods of casting spells is consciously, carefully and deliberately burning botanicals. This method incorporates all four primal elements into one spell. By applying the power of fire, botanical power (which has been nourished by Earth and by water), is transformed into smoke (air) and dispersed into the atmosphere to provide magical solutions and fulfill magical desires. If you burn incense on a metal pan or burner, then you incorporate what many consider to be the fifth element, metal, into your spell as well. Modern incense frequently takes the form of sticks and cones, which require a little technical know-how. However, incense is an ancient, ancient art. If cave people had the technology to create fine, viable incense, of course you do, too. The original incense was loose dried botanical material, ground and powdered. Most ma

Casting In Partnership With Living Plants
Fairy-tale witches reside in huts, cottages or castles surrounded by magically empowered gardens. When Prince Charming seeks Sleeping Beauty in her enchanted castle, the surrounding garden, full of thickets and thorns, actively reaches out to prevent him. Although one must never rely on one's Protection Garden Spell to play the role of armed-response guard, there is a metaphoric truth hidden in this story. Gardens can be both products of enchantment and independent producers of enchantment; they are a living, on-going magic spell. Gardens may be arranged in any variety of ways- color-coordinated, whatever was on sale at the nursery, even completely haphazardly. If you select, coordinate and arrange plants according to the magic powers they radiate, then planting a garden becomes one style of casting a spell. Thus your desire to draw wealth, protection or fertility to one's home is manifested by carefully arranging the appropriate plants, and vigilantly removing those possessing oppo

Casting Using The Power Of Animals
Spells are cast using the power of animal allies and familiars. Animal allies, familiars and the magic power inherent in specific animal species can help you achieve your spell's goals. Notice that the above sentence reads "power of animals" not "parts of animals." It's not necessary to point any fingers, but I DO NOT use animals parts or by-products in my spells, though more cultures than not have engaged in this practice. It's not necessary to discuss whether those spells ever worked or not, either. If they did work, would that make them acceptable today? That discussion veers dangerously close to the opinion frequently expressed about how tragic it is that tigers may soon be extinct in the wild because poachers kill them for medicines and aphrodisiacs that don't work. If the medicines did work, would the situation be any less tragic? Whether those old spells ever worked or not, we now live in an era where the balance of nature is terribly tipped. Those spells are no longer v

Casting With Dried Botanicals
Dried botanicals are frequently sold already chopped up, cut or powdered. As this frequently needs to be done before spell-casting, purchasing botanicals in this form can be a real time and effort saver- with one caveat. Leaves and blossoms, even chopped, often remain easily distinguishable. Peppermint doesn't doesn't smell like vervain or hibiscus, for instance. Roots, on the other hand, often the most magically potent part of a plant, once chopped or powdered, are fairly indistinguishable from each other. It is not uncommon for unethical or ignorant vendors to substitute one root for another. If you are looking for a distinct root, say High John the Conqueror, for whom this is a common problem, buy the whole root and grind and powder it yourself, even though this can be difficult. It is the only way to guarantee that you are receiving what you want, the only way to maintain control over what may be a pivotal ingredient. Familiarize yourself with botanicals. Know what they should look

Castaway
Indulge @ Sexy5Photos.com Curled up in my corner The light peeked in through pale glass Thesse days, in a haze Over the love I felt for you Passed by like ships in the night And I was to become the mourner Grasping my pillow close To try to find a scent A pause in memory of all I knew Torn and tattered my heart wept all night I woke to a dull lifeless self Could I see clear to bring in the new day? Taunted by faces similar to yours A smell, a sound a place we shared When would it end I feared And the questions that come to my mind Time was clearly making its mark on me For finally I could see What had lost was a part of me

Castration
After some initial "experiments"the "Castration" extreme escape will now most likely make use of a running chainsaw POSITIONED BETWEEN MY SPREAD LEGS. The chainsaw will be mounted to a metal stand and a leather belt will hold my waist by chains to the stand. This belt will prevent me from stepping forward away from the saw blade between my legs but WILL allow me to sag if my legs buckle and then the saw to rip my manly parts to bits. Speaking of sagging downwards... did I mention that I will be restrained in manacles and a neck collar with a 10 lb weight attatched to the back of it that is slowly but surely strangling me? The weight around my neck will naturally make me want to drop downwards but I DARE NOT or I will have my best features SHREDDED. This extreme escape is very sick, very real, and will no doubt have evey guy in the audience cringing and hiding thier eyes. As usual, no built in safety devices or gimmicks whatsoever and all performed in FULL VIEW OF THE

Castratikron
Born of evil in a fiery volcano On a mutilated mission to inflict Merciless pain Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH She's concocted your murder And you've lost all your defenses She was summoned by the Ancient wizards To carry demon children in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception the prophecy Was written On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood [Chorus:] Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse crushing the human race [Chorus] Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse KILLING the human race

Castle On Transylvania Hill
The wind howls as the clouds glide across the night sky, he lurks within the thick forest, mad and horrible to see. All the evil that he may, he does. He goeth to and fro, about his solitary place, seeking man, in order to devour him. A tall, pale, night creature with two fangs, neither living or dead walks round a room with the light beaming to the outside world. He wonders into his own mind as to what this creature will bring or do to this world under the guidance of himself. He too is a shadow, a disembodied invisible spirit, a bag full of blood which rolls down the road, a boneless person with bloodshot eyes without a nose and with metal teeth. He’s also known to throttle his relatives in their sleep, rides the horses, and drinks the blood of the cattle. If the sunray touches him he turns into a bloody spot on the ground. He must be killed on the 40th day or else he will take on flesh and is able to live and reproduce just like any normal human being. But it was all a book noth

Castro Steps Down As Cuban Leader
Castro steps down as Cuban leader Cuba's ailing leader Fidel Castro has announced he will not accept another term as president, ending the communist revolutionary's 49 years in power. The 81-year-old handed over power temporarily to his brother Raul in July 2006 when he underwent surgery and has not been seen in public since then. Cuba's new parliament will meet on Sunday to elect a new president. Washington has called for Cuba to hold free elections, and said its decades-long embargo would remain. This should be a period of democratic transition for the people of Cuba US President George W Bush Reaction in quotes Cold War to thaw? Send us your reaction President George W Bush said the US was ready to help the "people of Cuba realise the blessings of liberty". A senior US state department official, John Negroponte, added that the 1962 embargo would probably not be lifted "any time soon". The European Union said it hoped to relaunch ties with C

Casting Call In South Florida!!!
Attn: all South Florida talent!!! This is "THE" Casting Call of 2008! Don’t Miss Out!!! BassTV and Java D’Lites are hosting a casting call for the new hit series "The Bass Brothers in the Million Dollar Bass Hunt!". It’s a completely ’OPEN’ casting call. All types of people are encouraged to drop by. Regardless of sex, size or ethnicity. Bring your head shot, Resume & Demo Reel (if applicable). We are looking for all types, colorful characters, and great personalities, however it’s advantageous if you know how to fish, go boating, are of Native American decent, and are athletic, (this is an action/adventure series afterall). But those are just some of the roles. Secondary roles will need to be filled as well as extra roles, stuntmen / women and so forth. So bring your game face, be professional and have a great time!. Starts @ 10am. There’s no preferential treatment for those here bright and early, anytime between 10am and 5pm is cool. We’ll be here the entire day

Cast The Circle Thrice Around
Because it pleases the goddess: I shall cleanse my body, mind and spirit with salt, water and smoke I shall wear my emerald to bring luck, My ruby to give me fire, A blue shirt to remember the cleansing of water, The air suround me In light and love I'll watch the sun rise Sweep my step as I leave my door All negative energy leave me Positive thoughts and feelings be with me With gracious thoughts for my Goddess, and love and light in my heart, I set about my task for today. I will pass my NCLEX-RN exam. As I will it, so mote it be!

Casting Models For An Art Photography Project
I'm doing a photography project on the female anatomy, and I'm currently casting models for it. The project is a series of macro (close-up) images of the female body. I would be doing close ups of body parts that are especially feminine. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean THOSE body parts. I would be shooting things like earlobes, hips, ankles, collar bones, etc. But THOSE parts of the female body are important, and I'd would need to shoot them as well. This is an art project. If you'd like check my references, you can find them on my site EmptyAllegory.com or you can contact me directly, and I'll get you in touch with models that I've worked with before. Thanks, Dave Martindale

The Cast List And Plot For Friday The 13th 2009
Cast (in credits order) Jared Padalecki ... Clay Amanda Righetti ... Whitney Ryan Hansen ... Nolan (rumored) Ben Feldman ... Richie (rumored) Travis Van Winkle ... Trent Danielle Panabaker ... Jenna Arlen Escarpeta ... Lawrence Willa Ford ... Chelsea (rumored) Derek Mears ... Jason Voorhees Nick Mennell ... Mike (rumored) Jonathan Sadowski ... Wade Nana Visitor ... Pamela Voorhees (rumored) other cast: Aaron Yoo ... Chumbler (rumored) Richard Burgi ... Sheriff i like how most of the cast are unknowns but i heard a nasty rumor that paris hilton might be in it good pick for pamela voorhees i remember nana vistor from DS9 shes a good actress Derek Mears played a mutant on the hills have eyes, hope he does a good jason and i just saw a pic of the actor to play young jason (forgot his name)and he looks just like him, and he want even wearing any makeup PLOT After the supposed deat

Castle Made Of Dreams
Castle Made Of Dreams During the night they travel To their dream destination Where castles in the sky Held a magical fascination Soaring over clouds above Uplifted on my fantasy flight I heard you call my name Meet me in dreams tonight My heart uplifted upon high The key to a castle I collect I hear your voice beckon Where our dreams connect The castle made of dreams Glowing brightly high above Its here lovers rendezvous To our intimate night of love BlueWolf51©2008

Casting Call
Hey to all my friends and people living in the Chicago area. As you may know I am a photographer and I am offering a photo shoot for free. I am just looking to build my portfolio, so if you think you have what it takes to get some professional pics done of yourself leave me a message here or at www.myspace.com/2515rockwell

Cast Adrift
well as of tonight, I am once again single, and as of thursday, officially homeless. My relationship of 8 years is over, and I have to find a new place to live. Not sure just what I will do, where i will end up staying, and what sort of shape i will actually be i, mentally financially, and the like, but hopefully not to bad in any of them. only time will tell.

Cast Aside
:Cast aside: Pain and anguish like achy bones tears overflowing from being alone. Forgotten, unnoticed and entirely cast aside when I need you I get left behind. Im available to you always at your beck and call but when I just need to talk you always leave me to fall. Im here for more than a fair weathered host what are you doing? when I need you the most? A convenience to you only for when you need me I thought it was different a two way street. I suppose I was wrong Im still just a doormat all the primping and priming wasnt for you to notice that. The grand finalle of defeat the lack of feeling or regret there is nothing but rejection to be found how easily one can forget. I gave in and gave all and got left behind saw nothing out of my efforts except for being cast aside.

Castration And "fixing"
seriously, why is this done to animals and in some cases humans? Are we trying to control a population or trying to keep breeds pure? think about it? As a loving human and animal lover, I do this to my animals in hopes of keeping unwanted animals from being abandoned and let wild. Am I doing a great thing or destroying a natural evolution? Maybe I just need to quit thinking so much. Hell, I have been called a raving lunatic and a genius. Either way, are we destroying revolution or are we preventing animals to take there land back and, well, be animals?

Castle Crashers
My computer is on the firtz right now, so I'm back to playing some console games. Not that that is a bad thing, it's nice to have a little variety in life. I downloaded a played Castle Crashers this past week. I gotta say it was a cute fun game. It's a 2D platformer with a decent sense of humor. You play a knight that sets out to recover the kingdom's stolen treasure, as well as saving the four beautiful (doe-eyed) princesses. The game has a world view where you can select which level you want to play, like Super Mario Bros. 3. Unlike SMB3, playing a single level may clear up to 3 areas on the map, allowing you to jump straight various parts of the level with out having to play the whole thing over again. There are also some nice RP elements to the game. As you play, you gain money and experience. The money allows you to purchase better weapons, potions, and pets. The experience allows you to go up in level, which in turn grants you more skills. Aside from the mechanics, there is s

Caste System
In America we subscribe to the policy that all men are created equal. I call shenanigans. I say we still subscribe to the caste system, but it's somewhat hidden. You might ask why I believe such things, and I'll tell you. In America, we treat money as status, therefore the more money you have, the more status you have. Let's have an example. About ten years ago I was involved with a minor little collision with myself and a suburban while I was on a motorcycle. This collision involved me having a broken collarbone. Let's take an aside, and look at Mr. Lance Armstrong. He has a broken collarbone (for what, I have no clue). Mr. Armstrong had "corrective" surgery today to fix his broken collar bone, because it wasn't in the "right spot." Jump back to my story. What did I get? "We don't think we need to set the break, it's about a half an inch apart, the bone will just grow together. Here, wear this painful brace that forces the broken bone to move around everytime you even wiggle

Castle In The Air
The sun comes out The clouds go away When everything seems simple We feel we’ve found the way We see the horizon and what it holds We think were almost there But the sun starts to set and it all unfolds The darkness rains upon us fears and doubts Consumed by feelings of concern We yell but no one hears our shouts As it always does the sun will rise once more A castle in the air Giving us hope that it will not poor. A course of action destined to repeat Nothing we do will stop it. It’s intent slightly bitter sweet

Cast Your Vote
Ok family and friends. I have put a pic up in the sexist man contest in the candy shop. So go get your eye candy fix and vote for me. Thank you. Once you get to Candy Shop if your not a friend you will have to put in a friend request. If this link does not work please leave me a message. Thier page is also one of my family. %The Candy Shop%http://b.pca1.fubar.com/76/06/2516067/tn_295067337.jpg">@ fubar

Casting Call Vancouver Bc Canada
The Hell of a Wedding auditions are happening this thursday and friday between 2pm-6pm at VIVO (Video In) on main street. Tell your friends to email my producer elizabeth cairns at elizabeth.cairns@gmail.com . She will set them up with an audition time. She just booked the room so I'm passing on the news to you.

The Castle
The castle was isolated from the rest of the world for at least six, sometimes as much as eight months out of the year. In winter, heavy snows sealed off the narrow mountain passes. In spring, the roads were either washed out or turned into knee deep pits of mud from the runoff of melting snow and ice. Although the mountains were their most beautiful during autumn, very few people ventured into them for fear of being caught unaware by an early blizzard. Throughout the year, in nearby villages and farms, other, darker reasons to avoid the castle were also whispered about, usually on stormy nights around the fireplace. Only in the summertime did visitors of any sort arrive at the castle, and over the years, especially following the death of the mistress of the castle, the number of visitors each year could generally be counted on one hand. But every summer, for at least a month at a time, the three girls, Eva, Heather and Shelly, came to visit the lord of the castle, their uncle. Th

Casting Crowns - Does Anybody Hear Her
"Does Anybody Hear Her"She is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong directionShe is tryingBut the canyon's ever wideningIn the depths of her cold heartSo she sets out on another misadventure just to findShe's another two years olderAnd she's three more steps behindDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?Or does anybody even knows she's going down todayUnder the shadow of our steepleWith all the lost and lonely peopleSearching for the hope that's tucked away in you and meDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?She is yearningFor shelter and affectionThat she never found at homeShe is searchingFor a hero to ride inTo ride in and save the dayAnd in walks her prince charmingAnd he knows just what to sayMomentary lapse of reasonAnd she gives herself awayIf judgement looms under every steepleIf lofty glances from lofty peopleCan't see past her scarlet letterAnd we never even met herHe is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction

Cast
lord, Your move. The shadow was cast on you. I hold my position for now. This back door is a sore spot because of the email I may send could be carrying a surprise. Someone caught it. Email had deleted itself. How is that possible? Something was written on it to delete itself. I'm not healing as I should by what I see, however, there are other signs that tell me of an Auto Immune disease. The First Trime, the base was a Virus in all three dreams. Federal Police came up with he has no convictions, priors, wants and warrants, he didn't do anything. He asked, doc what do you want us to do, just tell us. All I heard was silence. He's the guy that lost hes house to the mental health people. Not only that ladies, I lost Tiger and Sheeba to death and my wife to oblivion. Mr. Martin Gievers was the man in charge with hes White Dodge Durango. Frank says you want my Field Glasses because I told him of them waiting out there in the back. Waiting for me to disappear into the night or a girl f

Castle On Transyvaina
The wind howls as the clouds glide across the night sky, he lurks within the thick forest, mad and horrible to see. All the evil that he may, he does. He goeth to and fro, about his solitary place, seeking man, in order to devour him. A tall, pale, night creature with two fangs, neither living or dead walks round a room with the light beaming to the outside world. He wonders into his own mind as to what this creature will bring or do to this world under the guidance of himself. He too is a shadow, a disembodied invisible spirit, a bag full of blood which rolls down the road, a boneless person with bloodshot eyes without a nose and with metal teeth. He’s also known to throttle his relatives in their sleep, rides the horses, and drinks the blood of the cattle. If the sunray touches him he turns into a bloody spot on the ground. He must be killed on the 40th day or else he will take on flesh and is able to live and reproduce just like any normal human being. But it was all a book n

Casting A Shadow
Some people say do the best you can and do what feels right. Stand up for what you believe in don’t take any shit from anyone. Keep doing the best you can and pray that others will follow in your footsteps. Live everyone moment like your last but live it the best you can! Don’t have regrets if you live a selfish life, don’t complain when compassion isn’t shared. If you have a thirst for love but you only dish out hate then its misery that you’ll be drinking. What creature that is man? Is it warm? Compassionate? Or is it cold and hatful? Out of all the animals in the kingdom we’re the only ones who kill each other over race, beliefs, and cruel hatred. Since when is proving your better than someone else the logic in life when we are equal in the eyes of God? Since when does money, a car, and job define a man? Was it supposed to be ethics, kindness, passion, respect, and peace and Prosperity towards your fellow man? We replaced it with

Cast In The Light-191
Through the valley and own the alley What wants to can be you'll find the real me The floor is made of wood it has rewards those that have understood No one ever really stays I'll still spend the rest of my days If I knew how to let go the world would really know In my palace I can't realize what is in your eyes It is you and me tonight I'm cast in the light

Cast A Shadow
Some people say do the best you can and do what feels right. Stand up for what you believe in don’t take any shit from anyone. Keep doing the best you can and pray that others will follow in your footsteps. Live everyone moment like your last but live it the best you can! Don’t have regrets if you live a selfish life, don’t complain when compassion isn’t shared. If you have a thirst for love but you only dish out hate then its misery that you’ll be drinking. What creature that is man? Is it warm? Compassionate? Or is it cold and hatful? Out of all the animals in the kingdom we’re the only ones who kill each other over race, beliefs, and cruel hatred. Since when is proving your better than someone else the logic in life when we are equal in the eyes of God? Since when does money, a car, and job define a man? Was it supposed to be ethics, kindness, passion, respect, and peace and propriety towards your fellow man? We replaced it with things

Cast A Shadow
Some people say do the best you can and do what feels right.Stand up for what you believe in don’t take any shit from anyone.Keep doing the best you can and pray that others will follow in your footsteps.Live everyone moment like your last but live it the best you can!Don’t have regrets if you live a selfish life, don’t complain when compassion isn’t shared.If you have a thirst for love but you only dish out hate then its misery that you’ll be drinking.What creature that is man? Is it warm? Compassionate? Or is it cold and hatful?Out of all the animals in the kingdom we’re the only ones who kill each other over race, beliefs, and cruel hatred.Since when is proving your better than someone else the logic in life when we are equal in the eyes of God?Since when does money, a car, and job define a man?Was it supposed to be ethics, kindness, passion, respect, and peace and propriety towards your fellow man? We replaced it with things that don’t even

Casual Sex Application
CASUAL SEX APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1._________________

Casual Sex
Casual sex can be awsome!The downside is that you are never wanting a serious relationship and later on in life you may be unable to make any serious emotional committment to anyone.The emtional roller coast that you are heading for is a ride you are not prepared for at all! Today casual sex is a way of life for some people but lets face it if you aren't practicing safe sex you are playing with lives.Back in the 60's there was something called "free love",but it wasn't really free cause alot of people came down with an STDs.In relation to sex we are safer but only if we choose to protect ourselves.Aids has not gone away by any means people have just forgot about it and forgetting is not only very stupid it's also very dangerous. There are some people who engage in casual sex only for a short time.Others will continue the practice for an undetermined period of time,never thinking of how they are destroying any chance they have at having normal and healthy relationship down the road.

Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex
Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-01-14, 7:54PM PST Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CL (I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?), but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic San Franciscans can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions. So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no expectations of future humping, unless a new relationship is negotiated. SWS means I will not a call you later, I will not meet your parents, and no, you can't sleep ove

"casual Definitions Of Casual Sex" - Pulled From "best Of Craig's List"
Originally posted on Craig's List. Read the original post. Note: This post is presented in its unedited version, and is reposted here because... well, I don't believe in abusing bulletins, and because I thought it'd be an interesting read. Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex Date: 2007-01-14, 7:54PM PST Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CL (I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?), but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic San Franciscans can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions. So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no exp

Casual Encounter
We decide to meet at a restaurant for an afternoon "lunch time special." We go inside the restaurant and sip on fine wine and snack on appetizers. The chemistry was immediate, we knew it was there before we even entered the restaurant, but proper protocol must be followed. Even nefarious activities have a set of rules and etiquette. We make light chit-chat, exchanging stories of uncommunicative spouses and friends with low libidos, and brief bio's of our lives. We aren't paying as much attention to our words as we are to the body language that is being conveyed. It's coming through loud and clear, let's go someplace more private.....;-). We pay the bill and meander over to my car. It is parked in the corner of the lot, in the shade, and it has tinted rear windows. We sit in the back of my car, say a few more words, very few, and then easily give in to the moment. We seem to melt into each other's arms, truly Lust at first sight. Our lips seem drawn together,

Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex
Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CT(I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?), but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic Washingtonians can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions. So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no expectations of future humping, unless a new relationship is negotiated. SWS means I will not a call you later, I will not meet your parents, and no, you can't sleep over (in my t-shirt no less). This is the traditional One Night Stand, folks, it just doesn't have to start in a bar, no

Casual Sex And Fantasy
Ok, so here's what I've been thinking. Forgive me if I ramble... Basically, I need to let everyone know that I'm married and I have been for 5 years. At first I thought I'd just keep it to myself so that I didn't scare any hotties away but that's just not the best thing. A lot of guys are just looking for fun without the committment. My husband and I have "extra-curricular" activities that we are in agreement make our relationship more exciting overall....so basically, if you're on here looking for fun and simply that...well then that's good cause i'm not looking for a serious relationship. Which leads to the subject of casual sex...I'm all for it. I think there's more to life than being with just one person, we both agree that you can have sex that will blow your mind but that doesn't mean you have to love the person and want to be with them for the rest of your life. I'm not saying I want 20 different guys but a few that I could have my way with would be nice :) So, the next subject

Casual Sex
What's everyone's thoughts on this? I like the idea of meeting someone and having protected sex. There's always going to be a risk though. What if you're attracted to the woman totally? I can think of one woman I met this way that I sometimes can't stop thinking about. She's currently 3 hours away and we last met up about 2 years ago. I don't know. I guess I got all tied up in the heat of the moment. Maybe I developed feelings for her. I don't know. The sex was probably the best I've ever had so far. I don't know why I'm mentioning this on here. I really don't mind though.

Casual Friday
Casual Friday by antony_j© "Definitely desperate," Ann comments on her reflections in the mirror. Her pristine white blouse shows she doesn't want to be obvious, but it is buttoned down to show the opposite. Maybe this will work better than the power suits she has worn this week Her skirt is short enough to show of most of her legs. She will do almost anything to get a deal. Ann will have to work miracles. Her business trip did not turn out as well as she hoped it would. She hasn't been able to get even near a deal. Spending her days negotiating endlessly in one of the hotels conference rooms has been a waste of time. The clients habit of inventing new demands and asking additional questions has driven her to the edge. Every other hour she wants to throw the newest version of the contracts in his face. Apparently he wants to make sure she can't live up to his expectations. Although she did her best, her efforts didn't get her anywhere and she doesn't have much hope left. To

Casual Sex
~An article from another site, not me. I found it interesting~ College women engaging in casual sex are more likely to experience depression symptoms than college men with similar sexual practices, a study published in the Journal of Sex Research found. Although the finding might be conventional wisdom among students dealing with unpredictable relationships in the sometimes whimsical college dating scene, researchers said the study, published in August 2006, shows evidence that women can suffer more psychologically negative effects than college-age men. "We were really trying to get a sampling of how [college students] conceptualize sexuality and sexual behaviors," said Dr. Catherine Grello, a clinical psychologist and one of the study's authors. "I think for some people, [casual sex] seems to be an OK thing. For some people it's not." The study analyzed factors and circumstances surrounding casual sex to discover links between casual sex, depression and infidelity. It use

Casual Sex
Went to this quaint little bar, seen this woman get out of the car. Asked her " hey can I buy you a drink" , she says " what do you think" ? So we sit and talk for a while, she tells me of her ex-boyfriend named Kyle. I think we are going at a good pace, so she asks me back to her place. Asks me do I want to stay the night, I think about it and say alright. So we watch t.v and make some popcorn, get real close together, our clothes are getting torn. Make our way into her lovely bedroom, I tell her I Think this is too soon. She says " No guy has ever told me that before" , I ask her"Oh really what are you a whore"? She said I cant believe you said that, So I go to the living room and grab my hat. She says wait i really want you to stay, not unless you have turned out to be gay. I tell her you got to be fucking kidding, would I be here if I really was? She said I guess not will you still stay, I say well I am off tomorrow anyway. So we stay together and cuddle for a while, because yes I

Casual Sex 2
Ya know, I thought it was something I could do. But moments ago I just realized I can't. mush like the post I did before this on casual sex, I think I fit where the lady had said.. "I think a lot of times women are looking for a sort of physical intimacy or closeness, and will sometimes allow themselves to engage in casual sex to feel some of that physical closeness. Then afterwards [they] realize they're not getting what they really wanted, and that can be depressing." so, am in it for the wrong reasons. Making my mind think one thing when my being seeks something else. Ya know, I'd be ok with an fwb, but and that is a big but, I am not ok with being one of many. but I guess to narrow down an fwb who is in to just one is almost a relationship. Couldn't it be just an open relationship? like see other people but just have sex with one person or if shit starts to get deep, leave the option of backing out or moving forward. I guess I just don't know what I want, but then again i

Casual Sex Horiscope
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Casual Comments Taken The Wrong Way
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Casualties
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The Cat
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The Cat
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Cat And Mouse Games
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Cat And Horse
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Catalyst
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Cat And Mouse In Partnership
A certain cat had made the acquaintance of a mouse, and had said so much to her about the great love and friendship she felt for her, that at length the mouse agreed that they should live and keep house together. But we must make a provision for winter, or else we shall suffer from hunger, said the cat, and you, little mouse, cannot venture everywhere, or you will be caught in a trap some day. The good advice was followed, and a pot of fat was bought, but they did not know where to put it. At length, after much consideration, the cat said, I know no place where it will be better stored up than in the church, for no one dares take anything away from there. We will set it beneath the altar, and not touch it until we are really in need of it. So the pot was placed in safety, but it was not long before the cat had a great yearning for it, and said to the mouse, I want to tell you something, little mouse, my cousin has brought a little son into the world, and has asked me to be godmother, h

Cat And Mouse
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**** this one is not good at all, but i had to get it out there **** i feel the way i feel and you feel without feeling if i could make it another way i would go back back to yesterday last week any moment but this when i realized that you have never really been here you couldn't be me you could never walk a moment here so take your judgement and burn i hate you for making me be the strong one all the time i hate you for making me love you i love you for not hating me too much too many thoughts just give me peace where are the drugs?

Catalogue Ikea 2013: Innovations Pour La Salle De Bain
Dans les jours précédents, nous avons analysé tous les Decoesfera le nouveau catalogue Ikea 2013, pour la cuisine, fantini robinetterie ,salon, chambres et surtout chambres d'enfants, mais nous avons besoin de la salle de bains. Donc, après mes collègues ont passé en revue les autres pièces à mon tour de me avec les nouvelles que Ikea propose pour la salle de bain dans leur nouveau catalogue. Bien que quand il a publié son nouveau catalogue Ikea n'est pas tout nouveau, parce qu'ils gardent tous leurs éléments essentiels et comprennent de nombreux éléments de saisons précédentes, il ya toujours des changements de couleurs, des réglages de style et des innovations dans la faon de coordonner les environnements et nous aimons à voir tout, soit parce que nous faisons une salle de bain neuve ou parce que nous voulons un air moderne que nous avons déjà, donc voilà. Tendances de couleurs à la salle de bain dans le catalogue Ikea 2013 Bien que le nouveau catalogue il ya des bains de

The Catalan Side Has Triumphed At Last With Neymar's Decision To Join Barcelona
Many in Barcelona and Madrid had hoped to be spending this weekend battling each other for the Champions League trophy. But instead - as German sides Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund readied for battle at Wembley - the two Spanish giants were locked in combat for the signature of Brazilian starlet Neymar. Barcelona jersey The Catalan side has triumphed at last with Neymar's decision to join Barcelona.21-year-old Santos attacker Neymar - long seen as the next potential global soccer superstar - has been tracked by both Madrid and Barcelona for over two years now. Madrid thought they had signed him in 2011, having agreed a €60m deal with his club, but the player himself then reportedly changed his mind and signed a new contract to remain at home until June 2014.cheap jerseys In soccer, contracts are usually just a bargaining point to start from. So Barca’s representatives in South America got to work, helped by club president Sandro Rosell having built contacts

Cat Bathing As A Martial Art
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez." When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub: -- Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the

Cat Burglar
Cat Burglar by MasterJekyll © My name is Carol, I rob houses. I am not your conventional break in while they are gone robber, I prefer to do it while they are there sleeping. The proverbial cat burglar, so to speak. I had been keeping tabs on little Ms. Liana for about six months now. In watching her I noticed we shared one thing in common, we are both lesbians. In the six months I have watched her, four different women crossed her thresh-hold, not once a man. I learned from the local papers that she inherited billions from a distant Uncle, she must have left an impression in his heart. She was not rich when this happened so I could only imagine the riches in that mansion. Give poor people money and they are lost at first, overwhelmed, prime for the taking. Buying things they really don’t need just because they have the money. She wasn’t working but instead enjoying her newfound wealth. She was out at all hours of the night on the weekends, but time and time again, Mond

Cat Bathing
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk, dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage, and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man/woman must face reality; when he/she must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez." When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub. -- Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for h

Catch Me Running
I looked around the room Eyes searching, peircing the gloom Finding not solace or light Left all alone in my plight I began to run, and run No pre-planned destination But I just had to make a start Running away from a broken heart Its a race you are doomed to loose The cruelest cut, the deepest bruise Never, ever get away But you just might love, another day KinkyScreams 2006©

Catch My Breath
Your hands running down my body I can smell the scent of your cologne You kiss up on my neck softly Making me let out a quiet moan You take my breath away, Baby.. You lift my shirt up over my head My stomach, you lick and kiss I can't help but keep smiling As I'm loving this extreme bliss You take my breath away, Baby.. Kissing up and down my body Making me so hot Touching every right place You know my sweet spot You take my breath away, Baby.. Slowly taking off all my clothes Laying me gently on the bed Meeting my every need, desire My legs, you slowly spread. Let me catch my breath, Baby.. http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/explicit/poems.php?id=758623

Catch Us If Ya Can
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Catch Up...
Well, recovery is just about done...I still can't do too much at one time without getting too worn out and/or hurting, so that part is still going slow but for it only being a little over a month and having such an invasive surgery done, I'm doing pretty darn well with my recovery. Troy is now is Iowa for work which will probably go on until mid November or so, not too sure about that but after my doctors appointment on the 25th, the kids and I will head out there to visit him for the weekend and I think maybe 3 weeks later at the most, he'll end up going somewhere else, probably Indiana. Needless to say, the place is a total disaster area. I try to clean, but I can only do so much before the pain starts in so of course, what little I got cleaned, get messed up again within the next few minutes. Do the kids help out? Hell no...why would they? They only help out when it's time to mess things up, NEVER to clean...little brats...can't trade them in for a newer model, so I guess I'll

Catching Up..............
So many things filling the small place that is my mind that I can't even write tonight. I managed to jot two verses just to end up blocked. I wonder if I will ever be able to find release from all the jumbled mess within me, or if it will keep me driven near the point of needing a rubber room? The last few days have been an absolute mass of destruction between DJ and I. There have been so many ugly things said between us that I have become completely numb to any feeling for him except hatred. It is so sad that we had to come to this point, but inevitable, I guess, considering all the hate filled threats and words. Though I can honestly say I do feel for the fact that he is hurting I just can't feel any hurt for him. I have tried and it just isn't in me anymore. I wonder if there is even a small chance of us being able to be friends after all has been said and done. Maybe I really could have tried harder to accept this life and my surrounding, but there isn't one single person tha

Catch Up On Me
Oh shit where to start.... how about well to all you IOWANS it is still in the 70's here and not a hint of snow bitches so put that in your frosty mug of shut the hell up lol! JOB:: Anyhoo, alot of good things coming down the pipe-line. I am well digging this job here at the Wyndam Vacation Group. It has been paying off through the Real-estate license and am least getting things back into grips financialy. I knew this when my paychecks went from $800 to $4000 so yeah thats about 3 trips to the River Queen and one tub of Vagisil for Thompson not to mention all the Zimas Dave S could drink and enough left over to bail Taylor out of jail. SKOOL:: As for higher education, I well have put that shit-can on freeze till I get my loans paid off which should be a year then I am going to attend Univ. of Tenn to compete my degree in Graphic Design & Business, just to really piss some people of by succeding, because for my career now going back after a year of college is considered a busin

Catch Your Breath!
Catch your breath....pinch your wrist... Oh my God....I do exist!!! You know...sometimes... Games are fun....and the story gets wild..... But right now.... The truth is...I am no longer a child.

Catching Up
My little one has been sick. That should be enough said. Whew, just like all men even the world must stop for a 5 year old to get better. I brought him to the doctor and the doctor told me in front of him that he had a bug. O.K. my little ones mind went totally crazy. A bug, I have bugs in me, I really think hearing that made him worse. By the time we got in my car he blew chunks all over my shoes. Could not wait to get home to tell everyone that he had bugs. lol So as you can imagine I waited on my little one hand and foot for the last week. Then the world started to revolve faster because I got what he had. So my little one told everyone at the Grocery store that I had the bugs. I promise you it just was not the same look everyone gave him when he had them. I think the clerk thought maybe I would have some crab remover in my cart because after he said that she started looking carefully at my products. Off to school today for my little one with a knock at the door from some legal

Catching Up
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Catch Up With Me..
If you would like to catch up on my antics, I have a existing blog you can read on the sites I listed on my profile ~winks~ But for now...since I am brand new here, I am still learning the ins and outs of the format. Everyone has been super in welcoming me and I want to thank you all personally but I'm afraid I would be very worn out from what I am seeing. You are all so sweet and sexy and I just can't help myself!! I'm insatiable!! ~laughs~ I will have to post more later but for now...Mmm...Thank you everyone

Catching Baby...
I had posted this blog elsewhere on the Net and like it so much, I thought I'd post it here. All of a sudden, there are babies everywhere. Perhaps they were there all along and I failed to notice. All I know is that suddenly, it seems every woman I know has become a walking incubator. I find it rather frightening. Don't get me wrong, babies are cute. Blah, blah, blah--insert your own pro-baby phrase here. I don't want one. I don't think I have the right things to base motherhood on. That same spark of "maternal love" thing I get? I get that when I look at one of my cats. Or a squirrel in the tree outside. Or the cute dog down the street that I really, really, really want but can't have because that would be stealing and I'm too cute for prison. The point is I can't be a mom if the feeling I get that's supposed to be strictly for kids is the feeling I get when I see an animal. Or the absolutely gorgeous teal leather handbag my boyfriend got me for my birthday next Frid

Cat Contest Updated !
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 1 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 1 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/8 thur 2/15 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Cat Contest .....
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 1 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 1 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1 comments 4th Cat is...... with 1 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Cat Contest Is Open Now!
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 1 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 1 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1 comments 4th Cat is...... with 1 comments 5th Cat is...... with 1 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/6 thur 2/13 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Cat Contest New Cat Added
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Cat Contest Updates Are.....
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Cat Contest Is Over On The 14th
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Cat Contest Going Crazy Check Them Out! Wow!
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Cat Contest Updates Are......
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Cat Contest Ends Tonite At 9 Pm
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Cat Contest Winners
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Catch Me If You Can
Catch me if you can. Run Run Run, Catch me if you can. Slippery like a fish, faster then a grey hound that's me. There I go. I want to be caught? Of course I do. Yet over stimulated by those gunning for me. My thinghs are starting to resemble steak slabs and they look like starved wild cats. Faster I Run. Whom ever can catch or keep up may have me. Believe only a quarter of what they say and only half of what they do. Fun I must admit but honestly well a bore too. There is not secret into the catch interment, honest humor and real is what this girl longs for. Challenge me be with me, worried no more of feeling if you can't catch I can't help. To see the domestic side you have to find me first. Rotten of me o yes very much indeed but what else is a girl to do. Dilemma dilemma o my Settled down with one I would love to but none have centered me cornered or spoke of commitment there for committed to them I don't have to. Untill one dose, don't look for my eyes to center completel

Catch A Rainbow
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.

Catching Up W/ The Past
A lot of people say to leave the past where it is and to not look back. Recently I looked back and found a person that I had been in my life a lot, but had never really given them a chance, never knew an interest was there. The past few weeks have been a whirl wind of catching up and falling. My emotions are on a roller coaster, and yes, the Screaming Eagle so I know they won't jump on... lol, but will be there when they calm down (at least I am hoping so). Everyone has been hurt I know, so everyone should understand the uncertainty.. just not wanting this person from the past to give up on me b/c of these uncertainties. REALLY liking the attention I am getting and giving, thanks for the past cpl days... it was a trip =-)~ I am always up for a road trip for friends, especially ones that were there in the beginning. ~hugs~

Catch A Rainbow..(dont Rip)
If i could catch a rainbow i whould do it just for you, and share with you its beauty on the days you are feeling blue. If i could build a mountain you could call it your very own, a place to find serenity a place to be alone. If i could take your troublems i whould toss them in the sea, but all these things im finding are impossible for me. I can not build a mountian, or catch a rainbow fair, but let me be what i know best, a friend whos always there...

Catch His Firse And Carry His Flame 2007 In Hawaii
Catch his fire and carry his flame conference where:word of life in honolulu address:544 queen st who will be preaching:dr frederick price,jentezen franklin,creflo dollar,mike francen and pastor casey treat. led by:pastor art and kuna

Catch Up.....
Well lets see... it's been awhile since I posted a blog..... I live in laurens SC at the moment... Working at subway monday - friday.... Platinum in columbia when I can.... Living with my tat man and his wife.... Wishing I could get a friend off the friend statis.... lol just ask about that one... other then that just floating thru life on a gypsy cloud... which means a fast moving storm cloud.... I guess thats all for now then... Angelina

Catch Me As A Fall.
I feel like im going to fall. I feel like my heart is going to stop. For all this pain to finly end. I just want someone to catch me. Someone to help me. I am sick of doing this on my own. I just want a little help. Someone to love me for once. Someone to be there when I need them. I am so sick of being alone. I am about ready to just end it all.

Cat Care The Hard Way
I was shocked to see my cat start vomiting on Friday. I discovered I had lain down on top of his vomit after I had gotten back from paying a few bills and getting roach traps and an outlet strip from the local Home Depot. I had given little if any thought until I discovered Garfield was still vomiting, not holding down anything at all. Then on Sunday he was ejecting clear vomit... Labour Day. Monday. I was worried sick, not knowing what exactly to do. I started running searches on Google, AllTheWeb, and Ask.com, wondering why Garfield wasn't holding down anything. I had read in some of my searches that he might have had renal damage or intestinal problems...or maybe that I might have given him my chest cold...Either way he was not feeling well... Today I got back from the local Atwoods farm supply store after finding some electrolytes for animals. I had not given it much thought for quite a while until I had given him about two-thirds of the first batch, roughly 160cc .

Catch Yas Soon...
I have a busy few days... Missing all my Fu-Friends Often but been too busy to hang... A few more busy ones to go, I'll catch yas soon.. lots of pics when I get back... Give love and Spread me around.. Keeps Smiling..

The Cat Came Back
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING BLOG IS JUST PLAIN WRONG. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I found Bella as I was cutting the grass this morning. Bella was our family cat, up until she died a couple months ago and I buried her in the backyard. At first I thought she was a dead bird, but then I discovered that what I took for feathers was actually fur, and what I thought was the breast of a buzzard was actually a half-decayed cat head. I stopped cutting the grass and found two large sticks to use to pick up Bella's remains. I tried to throw the rotting half-a-cat past the line of trees in my backyard (the other side is a large, unoccupied field). Instead, one of Bella's forelegs caught a branch and wrapped around it, and the monstrous dead thing dangled like a hanging doll. I used a shovel to break the branch so the thing wouldn't just be hanging there. Eventually it fell over to the other side, but each time I hit the branch to try and break it, the nauseating stench of dead cat crept int

Catching Z's
Catching Z's by PeIvis Wesley © One of the requirements for successfully completing a medical degree is to do some outside of school "experimental research." The science we learn in the classroom can only go so far, they say, so the enlightened Chapman graduate needed to display some extra-curricular initiative. This naturally led me to the Heavy Lids Sleep Lab in Catonsville MD, where I was to shadow a one Dr. Gary Winfield, who told me he had a patient that was coming in around noon he thought demonstrated some "curious sleeping patterns." As I was about to enter the clinic, I noticed a statuesque beauty of a woman walking behind me, a dame in her mid 40's with ample bust, carefully styled hair, and a figure-hugging white turtleneck. She was applying Pina Colata lip balm, but I had a sneaking suspicion she had Pina Colata on her breath from earlier in the day. "Hold the door for me," the woman said, sensing correctly that I was in a rush. "No problem, Ma'am," I said, dec

Catch The Ghost Rider With His Pants Down
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words

Catch Me I'm Falling....
"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be." The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 22, spoken by the character Holden Caulfield REL

Catching Up ...
Hey stranger !!! .. sorry I havnt been around much .. between work .. running my sister to all her doc's appts .. and everything else ive been somewhat swamped ... and to top things off . I not only have yet another cold from hell . but tonite as i lay in bed reading I bit my damn tongue and it bled for over 1/2 hour .. ( note to anyone who does this in the future .. Sticking your tongue under the bathroom faucet .. helps but .. its rather awkward .. Using a baggie filled with ice cubes works till ya lips go numb .. what else to do to stop the bleeding ??? FLOUR ! . yes flour . .I remebered when i used to take Blondee to the vet for her nails to be done . the vet always told me . if she ever went somewhere to have her nails done and they cut too far .. put a sock filled with flour on her paw and it would stop the bleeding . ( it did ) and it works for Bitten tongues also .. Hahaha yeah i looked like i was trying to kneed dough with my tongue .. Oo yes . it is "that" talented HAHAHAHA O

Catching Up
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I have either been busy or well, just nothing to blog about lol...but here goes the catching up. I have not weighed since the last update so nothing new to officially report. My clothes continue to get bigger, my butt is getting small...and sigh so are the boobs ...but I guess thats gonna happen, thank heavens for plastic surgery . I went to a doc appt with my hubby...he is a sick puppy with a "cold type illness that is not the flu" ...and I sat in a regular waiting room chair....now i know that sounds silly to say, but you skinny buts out there take that for granted...for me, this is a new development...no longer do i have to look for the couch or stand...YEAH!! Thanksgiving was interesting ....lots of good food but little went on my plate. I read some good advice from bariatriceating.com it said use the 3 bite rule to eat what you want. 1. The first bite is to see if it tastes good. 2. The second bite is to see if it really taste

Catch Me If I Fall
There's something about you I can't out my finger on it but it makes you amazing and makes me fall for you I haven't yet But the more I get to know you The closer I get to the edge But I'm scared What if you let me fall too hard? And leave me broken Just lying there Alone But what if you catch me? become a net and someone I care about deeply I know that's what I want Yet I'm still frightened But If you are careful with my heart I know I will overcome my fear of falling And live love with passion With you!

Catch My Eye
A beauty stood on a balcony high, Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye. A young man walking down The Strand Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand. Invited up to receive her thanks He drooled on her features, figure, flanks. While dining on champagne and chicken These strangers felt their heart beats quicken, Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible, Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable. Over croissants and coffee in the morning The young man felt suspicion dawning, Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?" "Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".

Catching Polar Bears
How to catch a polar bear: Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!

Catching A Tiger By The Toe...
has anyone ever actually tried to do this? :D personally, and I will be dead honest here (otherwise I might just plain be dead, lol), I would not have the balls to try. just think, a tiger has how many toes? 20? You catch one, you still have nineteen more to worry about, PLUS its teeth, lol... Nope, I would not have the balls to even try it :D

Catch Me If You Care...
What I am going to say here is probably the most personal thing ever I am going to admit or say to anyone, in fact, I had never shared this even with the closest people in my life, and I really don’t know what elated me to share it here, perhaps I don’t really care if anyone would read about it and what would the reader think about me afterwards, apart from labeling me as insane. For many years now, I have had this weird fantasy… Not sure if it’s actually a “fantasy”, as we tend to associate the word with a more pleasant meaning, but let’s name it fantasy until I find a more suitable word. The fantasy is about standing on a very high cliff together with the man I love (no one in particular, just in terms of “man I love”), someone with who we really, REALLY love each other. And then, looking in the man’s eyes, I’d take a step back, approach the edge and… my feet will slide, but I’d be falling with my face to the sky, tensely watching the edge of the cliff, where the man I love stands

Catching Pigs
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down o

Catching Pigs
CATCHING PIGS THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING. TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND SEND IT ON TO THOSE THAT YOU THINK ARE WORTH SENDING TO, AS I HAVE DONE. There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn o

Catchin Up
As most of ya know I havent been around for a few days since everyone in the family is sick. Im gonna be slowly catchin up just give me some time to do it cause im not sure how long Ill have to play on here each day. Ive caught this crap and now my son has too. Im so ready for summer so everyone will just be better! Thanks again for all the comments and messages and everything. Hope everyone is doin better then me! lol xoxo

03-23-08 (catch Up)
March 23, 2008 Hello I really don't have a subject matter or any "theme" going on here today. I thought I'd just catch you up on some turn of events & happenings from my RL while away from Fubar. No worries, nothing too deep or gory details but life altering none the less. But I'll spare you any of the soap opera drama that I call life. I do have some new live-ins ... Which doesn't really bother me, but it's changed my daily routine a good bit. My 21 year old daughter & 20 month old grandbaby are here on the part-time bases with I do find delightful! I cant say I'm surprised that her marriage fell apart I think both side are more surprised that it lasted as long as it did. But you know teenagers KNOW everything & there was not stopping them from getting married back when they announced it to everyone surprise after knowing each other for all of 2 months! But there is always a bright side: I got a granddaughter from it. I now get to see h

Catch Huggable She Is Falling (tysm Lisa) Xoxox
GODMOTHER HER PLEASE!!! I'M SURE THAT MOST OF YOU KNOW THIS LADY... *Huggable* IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST AND MOST HELPFUL PERSON ON FUBAR,SHE HELPED MOST OF YOU TO LEVEL UP ,TO WIN YOUR CONTEST AND EVEN HELPED YOUR FRIENDS. NOW ITS TIME TO PAY HER BACK AND SHOW HER YOUR LOVE. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER TRY TO HELP AND THEN ADD HER, CAUSE SHE IS A WONDERFUL FRIEND... SHE IS VERY CLOSE TO BECOME A GODMOTHER AND SHE NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND HELP. GO TO HER PAGE RATE HER PIX AND STASH NOW OR DURING A HAPPY HOUR EVERY POINT WILL COUNT AND WILL HELP TOO. HAVE A FABULOUS AND WONDERFUL DAY AND FABULOUS UPCOMING WEEK LOVE TO ALL HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owner of "Firemanm88"241,779 Points to go! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,@ fubar

Catch Huggable She Is Falling
GODMOTHER HER PLEASE!!! I'M SURE THAT MOST OF YOU KNOW THIS LADY... *Huggable* IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST AND MOST HELPFUL PERSON ON FUBAR,SHE HELPED MOST OF YOU TO LEVEL UP ,TO WIN YOUR CONTEST AND EVEN HELPED YOUR FRIENDS. NOW ITS TIME TO PAY HER BACK AND SHOW HER YOUR LOVE. AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER TRY TO HELP AND THEN ADD HER, CAUSE SHE IS A WONDERFUL FRIEND... SHE IS VERY CLOSE TO BECOME A GODMOTHER AND SHE NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND HELP. GO TO HER PAGE RATE HER PIX AND STASH NOW OR DURING A HAPPY HOUR EVERY POINT WILL COUNT AND WILL HELP TOO. HAVE A FABULOUS AND WONDERFUL DAY AND FABULOUS UPCOMING WEEK LOVE TO ALL HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owner of "Firemanm88"207,063 Points to go! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,@ fubar

Catching Up
Well I've been promising this blog for quite some time now. I've kind of fallen into the routine of being back at sea and if you take a look at the slide show you'll see what that's all about. I am currently cruising Carnival's Holiday ... the oldest and smallest ship in the fleet. After working for Princess quite a few things here were shocking. The first time I saw the cabin I thought that there must have been some kind of mistake or that it was just a temporary arrangement. The cabins are barely big enough for one person let alone the two that they squeeze in here. The dressing rooms are like little closets as well and moving around each other to get changed is a challenge. The stage and the shows are good and the people that work here are great. I've made a few friends and have plans to visit a few of them at the contracts end ... that's going to be one random trip. As dancers/entertainers we do have a few extra duties including: working Bingo games, manning the library, t

Catch A Fall
Not a sound I hear you speak I am broken, I feel weak Give in to the feeling I will stop believing That your love is out of reach Catch a fall and I won't stand in your way I need you like a flower needs the rain I will never watch you drown Catch you gently, lay you down I am frozen, but it's you I've chosen It seems I will always be around I need you like a flower needs the rain

Catch A Dream
Catch my dreams in flight To meet much the same Where a love light shines As I whispered your name Pursuing love tenderness In touch , taste sensations Sense whispered longing Follow dream destinations Inviting pillow talk passion Kiss where offerings flow In granting your every wish Loving pleasures I bestow Trace along soft silky satin Into rapturous new heights Flowing inside my dreams Inside those liquid delights

Catching Up On Stuff...
It's hot....... too hot. I know a lot of you are suffering too :). And my car's AC that was fixed ... not fixed anymore. Even with the heat I spent the evening relaxing/reading out in the hammock and away from the puter. On Saturday David had 2 soccer games. The temps reached 98. First game they had no subs, the second they had 2. They won the first game, lost the second. The team in the second game only played that one game. David's team could barely run by the second half. Of course I got burned because I didn't wear any sunblock. Work is busy still. If you don't hear from me, I have been too busy to chat much even with fubar on. And I have a meeting tommorrow, one Wednesday, 2 Thursday, and one Friday. I have 2 others that will have to wait. Not sure when I will get to do any of my actual work lol. David is coming Thursday night. I was thinking just for the weekend, but he said no its for at least a week. His mother didn't know... he is deciding this on his

Catch 22
I sit awake in the early morning hours and think of you. I wonder if you are thinking of me too. I listen to the music that you love and wish that you were here by my side. I long to feel your arms around me, holding me close to you. Imagining that I'm the only one you'll ever hold. It hurts my heart and causes me pain to think that someone else might take my place. In your heart or in your arms. I search for ways to make sure that in your heart you hold me near and that in your mind I hold a place of honor and respect. yet I still wonder who else has your desire I cannot avoid the fact that I cannot give you all that you need. Your needs are neglegcted by the one who should meet them all. I cannot meet them from so far away. So i resign myself and though it hurts I allow you to seek someone to fill your needs and feed your hunger in ways that i cannot. I know the danger is there that you will stray, but because of my inability to care for you as i should i take that risk in hopes that

Catch And Release...
Someone hurt you...so what to do now?? I have been in love once in my life..just once and the damage that I allowed that relationship to inflict on me is something I still struggle with to this day. So how do you let go of that? I'm trying to..this is what I have come up so far. Its a special kind of pain when someone you care for hurts you..and hurts you knowingly. It hurts on so many levels. And when you finally step away from that and start working through the damage, you are left with anger...at yourself and at them. And all you can do is let it go. Everyone who comes into your life comes there to teach you something about you...learn the lesson, bless them for it, and let them and the pain go. I'm working on it..its a work in process. You can be mad and look for "closure" or you can get up and go on with your life. When you know you did all you could, and were all you knew how to be, you learn the lesson you were meant to learn and let it go.

Catch A Ride On The Locomotion
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Catching Up On Cross Feeds.
so is it every day our ideals are challenged? when we where kids nothing matter except doing the right thing. whether that be the cool thing or not we where all taught that the right thing often hurts more than just doing nothing at all. Some chose to slide by and not make choices and often regretted it later. Some chose to do the wrong thing, and stuff hit the fan so to speak. And other did the right thing and where made fun of or thought to be a prude. So what really is the right thing? I know a few people who have done whats right thing most of their lives and they are some of the best people i know. truth in their lives now as adults have liberated them. I also know people who slid by and avoided situations and their impacts. They too are ok, and honestly good people. And i know people who have made the wrong decisions in life and they are ok now as adults as well. So what does this say...... Yea we learn from out mistakes and grow and such. We also learn from other pe

Catching Up
Okay, so I haven't actually blogged in a while. I mean, I've posted lyrics and photos, stuff like that, but I haven't sat down and wrote out my thoughts and feelings and what I've been up to lately. So I tried to get back into college this semester. Unfortunately, I filled out the FASFA a little too late (KY says I'm eligible, but they gave away all the funds already). So even though I was accepted back into WKU (I miss that place so fucking much!), I have to wait until NEXT fall. Bummer. And because I was so focused on getting back into college, I wasn't down to get a job around Louisville if I was just going to move a hundred miles away. But because I'm sticking around here for another year, I've been putting in online applications for jobs like receptionist, administrative assistant, secretary, office assistant, etc., positions. I have had one interview, at a chiropractic office in J-Town (by Kroger and H.H. Gregg). The interview SUCKED. I mean SUCKED!!!! I waited there for

Catch It If You Can
Ok peeps...My Fu is Fcuked.....I need a big favour.....as my blast box has not changed in the past 24 hrs I need someone to catch a screenshot of this friends latest blast.....please help... Thank you lilslavegrrl aka SweetOne@ fubar

Catch Me If You Can
Catch Me If You Can Would it be easier to catch a falling star or grasp the wind? What kind of bait would I use? Where would I begin? To take in my possession something wild and furious A tempest of sensuality hidden in a kiss She has captured my every thought And in her snares I am caught An inner child a lost little girl deep inside Never showing the world all the pain she hides She is passion she is fire a flood of temptation How do I capture all this unrestrained sensation? She will never be bought or sold She will show a face brave and bold She wishes to be caught yet stands in the shadow She wishes to be taken yet struggles against the flow She wishes to be touched by a passionate hand Yet she hides behind masks and built walls singing Catch Me If You Can

Cat Cuts Jobs.
Caterpillar Announces Additional Layoffs for Employees at Three Illinois Facilities PEORIA, IL – To bring production levels in line with current demand, Caterpillar Inc. (NYSE: CAT) today notified full-time production employees at its Aurora, Decatur and East Peoria, Illinois, manufacturing facilities of permanent layoffs. A total of 2,110 production employees will be laid off at the three facilities as a result of this decision. The layoffs for production employees announced today are in additionto a wide range of other workforce and cost-reduction actions that were outlined by Caterpillar on Monday, January 26, 2009. In Aurora, where Caterpillar manufactures wheel loaders and hydraulic excavators, 500 production employees will be laid off. In Decatur, where the company manufactures off-highway trucks, motor graders and wheel tractor scrapers, 1,026 production employees will be laid off. In East Peoria, wher

Catch & Release
Catch & Release The Pornstar COME ON LETS HELP HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS Love And Sexiness He Has Shown Us mmmmm Catch & Release Wifed & Owned by the Magnificent Sherrylicious@ fubarcenter> JUST CLICK ON THE LINK AND GET HIS ASS WAHOOOOOOOOO

Catching Wild Pigs
'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he see

Catch Me On
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Catching Wild Pigs
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place w

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Catching Up....
Hey there everyone...first off I'd like to thank Zippie for the invite....Muah!!! always was a sweetie. ( a "10" Zip?..thanks,you know how to make an old girl blush lmao) so I guess I'll start off by introducing myself, i'm a 44 er almost 45 yr old working mother of 3 adult children,grandmother of 2 wife of the same man for almost 27 yrs.(whew!) whose pretty boring honestly. i work,i babysit,and i work around the new homestead trying to make it "my own" but..when i do get out....dear heavens, there are no limits to what may go on. I may be old but i'm not dead as the saying goes. i still remember how to raise a lil hell and i try to as often as possible. well i have to go for now.. thanks again Zip. remember the old days....god we were all nuts ya know?? ahhhh the good old days. lmao laterz.. xo Tasty

Catch A Cold Catch A Fever
HOW FAST IS FAST SHE ASKED WATCH ME PANIC THATS HOW LAST NIGHTS BREAKFAST RAN DOWN YOUR FACE FAST PACED BREAKFAST PLATE OF MIRRORBALL AND SLATE INSIDE THIS PASSION IS THE POSION BAIT HOW FAST IS POSION RUNS DOWN YOUR FACE HOW FAST IS FAST SHE JUST CANT WAIT TO UNZIP THE FILES INSIDE ZIP DRIVE SPACE CHECK CHECK-MATE HOW FAST ARE SQUARES ALL BLACK AND RED TO MOVE FAST PIECES TO PEACES PLACES ZIG ZAG MANUAL OPEN TO PAGE TEN HOP AND JUMP AND SHE WINS FAST AND AGAIN HOW FAST IS LONELY FAST AS LUNCH QUEEN TO BISHOP TWO AND THEREAFTER I HAVE A HUNCH WATCH THIS GAME PROGRESS WHEN WORDS STOP TOO RYME WHEN THE DARK HORSE IS FAST AWAKE ALL THE TIME RIDE RYDER LITTLE BETTER LUCK IN THE NIGHT-TIME HOW FAST IS DARKNESS SHE ALWAYS ASKED FAST AS EYES THAT CHANGE BLACK AND STORMING ALWAYS MASKED ALWAYS LAST TO CATCH A COLD IN THE FULL MOON HELLO, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE REAL PLANS PAPER FOR WHICH IT LOOMS THE DECOY MOOD FOR PHANTOM DOOM DRAWN ON DINNER NAPKINS IN WHI

Catching Up!
Soccer is going great, we are 5-0-1 and we are ranked 14th in the state. We laid an egg on thursday and got lucky enough to pull out a draw. We needed that in more ways than one. The boys were getting a little cocky so at least we didn't lose the game just tied it. Monday is the next game and it is for sole possesion of first place in league. If we win that one we will be in the drivers seat. I will keep all up on the progress.

Catching You Up
Last weekend I workedBut took the timeTo take advantage of her goodiesBut she injured her kneeAnd had to go to the doctor on WednesdayWhen askedHow it wentshe told meThe doctor was greatHe thoroughly examined her kneeWhile her crotch was in his face He dosed her with a cortisone shotSo this weekendWe went shopping For Christmas tree ornamentsThis year's tree is a bit differentAs is the tree topper

Catch A Piece Of Falling Sky
Even Diamonds fall from the heavens, leaving a trail across the sky for you to chase and find. Seeing is believing, rarity lies within the capture, The treasure is knowing your One in a Million. Can you catch a falling star, Can you hold the man on the Moon, Can you see eternity in another's eye, Can you catch a piece of Falling Sky?

Catch Up
Wow, I have so much to catch you people up on! Well.. where to start? Scholastic: My Winter semester (if 2 weeks can be called a semester) finished on Jan 17. Spring began on the 18th. No breaks for me! I managed to pass the Winter course with a high C. I guess I'm ok with that.. not ecstatic, but I'll live. So far I'm very much enjoying my classes in the Spring semester. I've switch my major to Family and Consumer Sciences: Nutrition and Dietetics option. I'm set on becoming a registered dietician :) I'm very happy with what I've picked. I'm enjoying what I'm learnign once again and am keeping up with my readings and stuff for once. I never used to. I didn't see the point of studying away from school. Isn't that what going to classes is for? My view has changed on that though since my switch of majors. It's interesting what happens when you actually find something you are interested in and want to learn about. I'm taking this class where is the basics of social reasearch. I get to d

Catch Me...... (writen 3/14/10)
Catch me when ya think about me, catch me when you care......You come at me with a blank look.....Like how could no body care!I've wiped the dust off my shoulders and top of my uncombed hair.You ask me how it happened with a wisper in your voice....."A sickned shock like disgusted stair as you look at me from over their!"How could you not see your the one who left me here that day?!?Didn't ya ever think someday you'd catch me........"When you no longer could catch me care?"

Catch
This was easier.Without the click tick ticking.The burden of calcium and bone.Like chalk ground on the sidewalk.This is where we were happy.This is where we were born.This is where we quit.This is where we quit again.Unaware of the lighter in my hand.The cold cigarette in my lips.The wet clinking ice in the glass.The light that burnt out hours ago.You should dance. Its the third best thing you can do with those hips.I should hurt.Its the only thing to do with this life.Two pain killers and a sleeping pill.Ever waning prescriptions.Ever waxing ache.Some day it's gonna catch.That'll be the day.That'll be the day it melts away.Like first green day of spring.Peeking through the ice and still white caps.That's the day I stop runningthe day it burns.

Catch Up With The Fashion With Boots
If you’re trying to find a great way to adorn your feet and add a little elevation at the same time, you need to seriously take into account seeking into ugg boots. This kind of uggs in particular are pretty well-liked, due to the soft material and flexible style. Uggs usually come in a large selection of colors and designs, like chocolate, brown, black, chestnut, sand, grey and so on. Referring to the designs, the most fashionable styles include: Bailey button ugg boots, classic tall ugg boots, Eskimo fashion ugg boots, etc. With so many choices, it is truly easy to find the best design for yourself, especially if you are one that wants boots that go along with just about any ensemble. At last but not the least, uggs’ material is widely praised by customers all over the world. You can simply get pleasure from the style as it’s for you to be comfortable. You’ll fall in love with the feeling when put your feet into them. In this year, uggs are a must for you to

Catching A Cold/pain In Back
I just started my day, as if It could get any worse, I have a cold, my nose is stuffed up, my throat is bothering me, I slept the wrong way and my neck and back is screwed up. I was hoping to go visit my mother, and my dad and brother, as well as my dog Jasper I miss them but with how I'm feeling I dont think I will today, however next weekend my fiance is off so we can go together and come home together. I think thats what I'll do instead, and just rest today, and relax, but I really want to get out and go visit. I also need plenty of rest for work tomorrow morning. I also have to put in my orders for Avon and fax in my time card for my actual work. I sell Avon for fun. Thats not my real job. Anyway I think I'll end it here, talk to you soon everyone!

Catching Up
First things first: I'm wasted. That being said...I miss many of the people online I used to talk to. Life is hectic, life is erratic, and life is cruel. It has it's ups and downs etc etc etc...but to lose contact with those who make you laugh...sucks. I miss many of you, but have no time or opportunity to catch up. So....open opportunity right here on this post, for anyone who wants to take advantage of it. What's new?

Catch-up
So first week of uni is overrr, well it's only induction but I start my lessons next week. I'm kinda excited the course units sound really interesting (I r studying European Studies and International Relations btw) even though I only just realised I'm doing a combined honours course...ah well.Anyhoo, so I moved out. Kinda. I went home on a tuesday and came home on a wednesday, I came home today for the weekend. This whole moving out malarkey isn't really panning out.I have a ridiculous huge room, a bigger bed...squishy pillows but I dunno why but I can't seem to fall asleep very easily. When I come home I just zonk out ASAP.Weird, I thought moving out would be fun but it's not really. All my housemates are really nice, but I feel like mother hen. There are 5 of us, 2 are religious (one Christian and one Muslim so they don't drink) and two others who are very into the 'freshers' thing. I went to the student union bar and I asked for a wine list and they just looked at me like I was bonk

Catching Up...
So last week was our annual family christmas breakfast... The day was cold, but nice out. Don came in around 6 and started cooking sausage, bacon ham and had fixed a whole pork loin. Dave made biscuits and gravy and we had LOTS of other great food. Momma had made batches of her famous mulled cider and fruit salad. Almost 50 were in attendance, lower than usual, several of the out of towners couldnt make it in which took the head count down by several... Momma was feeling good and enjoyed the company, we are so thankful for all those who helped make the day a success. Everyone really had a good time visiting and taking lots of pictures.

Catch Up
Things are not good, momma has decided after talking to the drs that she will no longer pursue treatment; she was told that it would not decrease the tumor size, only keep it from getting bigger. She is losing her memory, not eating well and staying sick alot. Its really hard to see her deteriorating this way. She continues to be in good spirits though and wants to do as much for herself as possible. The stress is monumental but we are all just taking things a day at a time...

Catch Up Pt 2
Momma has had a good week, lots of company and getting out to do stuff...she has considered dropping her medicare, which I hope doesnt happen, she needs it so much to help her out. I guess she thinks because she wont be seeing drs for her cancer she doesnt need it at all... she is staying confused more and cant have a conversation without forgetting what she is trying to say... i know how frustrated she gets over it.

Catch A Falling Star
Her beauty so sweet and soft,Lures my eyes in.Wondering how deep it goes,Since it once begins.Her eyes Like a forest,Like getting lost in trees of green.They capture my attention endlessly,For an eternity it it seems.A smile that so sparkles,It puts the nights stars to shame.And each day more beautiful,Never quite remaining the same.To have such a beauty,Like catching a falling star.With beauty like hers,She passes my dreams by far.

Catchup Since Last Post =)
Hello. Sorry it's been awhile since i've typed in my journal. Not too much has been going on. Just busy at work. Our trees got trimmed down for free by the city cause the branches were too close to the electric wires. They didn't dispose of all the wood so I posted on facebook to see who wanted free firewood. It didn't take long to get a hit from one of my fellow bell choir members. She came all the way to my house and i helped her load the wood into her van. We don't have bell choir this Tuesday or I would have delivered the wood myself. Last Tuesday when we had choir practice, I took my husband to his truck like i usually did, went to bell choir, went home and took a xanax and went to bed waiting for hubby to call to pick him up. He called at 3 in the morning and it was still raining out. Well, i drove to where he parked his truck and couldn't see where the entrance was since it was dark and raining so I turned and hit a road marker. lol. oops. I didn't hit it that hard a

Cat Diary
CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinem

Cater 2 U
Baby I See You Working Hard I Want To Let You Know I'm Proud, Let You Know That I Admire What You Do The More If I Need To Reassure You, My Life Would Be Purposeless Without You (Yeah) If I Want It (Got It) When I Ask You (You Provide It) You Inspire Me To Be Better You Challenge Me For The Better Sit Back And Let Me Pour Out My Love Letter Let Me Help You Take Off Your Shoes Untie Your Shoestrings Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah) What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah) Let Me Feed You Let Me Run Your Bathwater Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire Sing You A Song Turn The Game On I'll Brush Your Hair Help Put Your Do Rag On Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah) You Want A Manicure? Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy [Chorus] Let Me Cater To You Cause Baby This Is Your Day Do Anything For My Man Baby You Blow Me Away I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You Inspire Me From The Heart, Can't Nothing Tear

Categories Of Hacker
Categories of hacker Wikipedia The hacker community, the set of people who would describe themselves as hackers or described by others as hackers, falls into at least four partially overlapping categories. The first known hacker was Zachary Scott Duncan, of Millersville, Pa who hacked into the phone company in 1968.[citation needed] Sometimes alternate terms such as "cracker" are used in an attempt to more exactly distinguish which category of hacker is intended, or when attempting to put a contextual distance between the categories due to the Hacker definition controversy. Hacker: Highly skilled programmer The positive usage of hacker is one who knows a (sometimes specified) set of programming interfaces well enough to program rapidly and expertly. This type of hacker is well-respected (although the term still carries some of the meaning of hack), and is capable of developing programs without adequate planning or where pre-planning is difficult or impossible to achieve. T

Category: Friends
Current mood: content I enjoy life and I live each day to the fullest. If I'm unhappy for even a second I'll leave a situation and not look back. My happiness is important to me. Some call it selfish, I call it looking out for myself cuz no one else is gonna do it for me, ya know? Its hard to get my attention and keep it. So, if you wanna be added as one of my friends you'll havta come up with something better than "Hey baby, Nice Pics!!" or "How are you today?

Caterpillar
Caterpillar Sweet little insect travel and see Into the future so you can be free Free of the toils that have caused you to fear Wrap yourself up with wise knowledge--appear Hang from the branch that gives comfort--keep Keep out the worries, don¡¦t allow creep New found wisdom Enlightened And freed Take all your knowledge From that planted seed¡K Spun up in my cocoon my little soul kept Hidden from eyes to witness--I wept My tears like layers of muddy waters--deep I fought the currents my soul here to keep Knapweeds below me, my safeties strong place Slowly revealing my time honored face With wings emerging Months of soul purging Beauty to be revealed Release me from my cocoon--unsealed Blink in the sunshine Feel the warmth rise sublime Flutter my wings Take flight, my soul sings Hover above the world left behind For they can be cruel and often unkind Instead fly to place of promise--my gift No longer through ashes required to sift Sift

Catering Is Fun!
just got asked by a friend for a dirty cake for her bachelorette party. She wants an erect penis and as bride to be blows out the candles she wants it to spew cream filling!! What a hoot, the cake itself should be easy, just got get the airbrush out, but the cum is a different story, gotta think on that one...... >:)

Category: Quiz/survey
Answer this for me...... Category: Quiz/Survey 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? and why not? 15. Do you want me, and if so in what ways (friend, girlfriend, fuck buddy, fellow ninja, etc)? 16. If you had me would you ever let me go? 17. Is there a song that describes me to you, or about you and me? 18. When you know you're about to see me do you get giddy like a school girl? 19. What physically sticks out the most about me? 20. When are we gonna do it? 21. How

Cater 2 Who????
I have been wanting to talk about this for a while now, but I’ve been putting the shit off for whatever reason. But since I don’t have shit else to talk about, and folx is starting to threaten my ass again if I don’t update, I’ll tackle the shit now…. I remember when the song “Superwoman” by Karyn White came out. Women all across the erf were singing that shit in unison! With tears welling up in their eyes!! Finally a song that basically says, “Look nigga, get off yo’ ass and start actin right or ya gonna fuck around and lose me!” This was, and arguably still is, the anthem for women who do everything for her man, but he don’t do a damn thing for her besides “occasional hugs” …. …in addition to a well-placed, quickly spent nut every now and then…. I’m sure. When the song came out, it seemed like everywhere I went, heffas were saying “I ain’t your superwoman!” And on the surface, there seems to be nothing wrong with that, right? Music and the messages conta

Catering, Wine, And "bud"
So last night I had to cater. I like catering. It's fun and you get to meet a ton of interesting people. The job last night was for a wedding rehearsal so it was small...about 60-80 people. At about ten to nine, the groom asked the head bartender, Steven, if he could go get more wine cause the amount the groom bought was not enough so he gave Steven $200 to go get more wine. Steven then asked one of the kitchen staff if they could go with him and I immediately volunteered since I was bored out of my mind and needed to get out of there. Well, here comes the fun part. Where the catering job was, it was in the middle of what would be considered the "ghetto" part of Cleveland. It's not bad in the daytime but when it reached nighttime, it's pretty scarry. Well, he and I went to a couple places which we thought would have sold wine but they didn't. We then came upon a store that was called "Beer and Wine". Ok, cool, we found a place. HAHA...no. We got out of the car and started to walk towar

Cat Escapes Very Sticky Situation
Feral cat named Wild Oats freed of peanut butter jar after 19 days The Associated Press updated 11:28 p.m. ET, Sat., Dec. 1, 2007 BARTLETT, Tenn. - A feral cat survived for 19 days with a jar stuck on its head. Tabitha Cain has fed the cat, which she calls Wild Oats, for several years. The family saw the cat several times with the peanut butter jar on its head and tried in vain to catch it. But after not seeing the cat for a week, the Cains feared the worst. "I thought she was going to die with that jar on her head," said Tabitha Cain, 25. They found the once chubby cat on Wednesday, too thin and weak to flee. They caught her with a fishing net and used some oil to get the jar off her head. They gave her water and treated her wounds and on Friday she began to eat again. "I've heard of cats having nine lives but I think this one has 19 because she survived 19 days," said Doretha Cain, Tabitha's mother. Memphis veterinarian Gerald Blackburn said he has heard simila

Categories
These are the categories for the Inagural Hellcast Golden Gobbler Awards: Drunkest Listener- (self explanatory) Drunkest Host- (self explanatory) Best Heckler- (the person who gives the hosts the most shit) Worst Heckler- Funniest Listener- Best Segment- Worst Segment- Co-host of the year- Best Contributor to the show- (other than Redlar, who has done the best job to the show, cohost, segment maker or listener) Quote of the year- (any word, phrase, or line that has been the best over the past year) ====================================== for the host and cohost categories, the nominees will be given. But for the other categories, I will accept 4 or 5 nominees each. Post your nominee, and then for it to be accepted, someone else must post that they 2nd it.

Category Update
Official Nominees to date: Drunkest Host: Redlar, Nightshade, Hellermoon, MammaHelle Co-host of the year: Nightshade, Hellermoon, Punkette, MammaHelle Drunkest Listener: Topfueler, OP Best Heckler: Mchgn Worst Heckler: Warmachine Best Segment: Slackney's Wisdom, Mad Lib Worst Segment: Video Game Live Contributor to the show: MammaHelle Quote of the year: Twatwaffle Please keep nominating and 2nding the ones you want to see as a date for the awards show is still to be determined. A new Category I am adding to this list is : Best Cam Dancer: Punkette My picks for that are Punkette, and Lil' Beelzebub

Cater To Your Man
I awake to in your maids costume smiling at me. U have a drink in one hand and a towel in the other. I begin to ask "what is going on" but before I can u put one finger to my lips and just shake your head slowly side to side as if to tell me not to talk. It is a saturday morning so no work for either of us. U pass me the glass and sit at the foot of the bed til i finish it. U take me by the hand into the bathroom. U start the shower as I brush my teeth. I feel a kiss on my cheek and u briefly exit the room. U come back in and slowly remove my shirt then get down and remove my boxer briefs. I turn to u and all wear now are thigh high stockings (black with lace top). We both climb into the shower and u begin to wash me starting with my back. U work your way down the back of my legs. I turn around and look into your beautiful eyes. U kiss me then begin to wash my chest. As u work your way down u see I am slightly aroused. U say "I may have to take care of that." As u finish washing

The Categories Of Love
Family love, the love of a mother for her son, a father for his daughter, of parents for their children, is for the child, the very first instance of experiencing feelings of love from another human being. It encompasses nurturing & care which is generally but not always typical of the love that can be found within ones family. Older siblings will often care for the younger ones & children in there adult years will then reverse the care and nurture their parents in old age. Romantic love, the love the majority of us are all searching for occurs when as young adults we first discover our attraction to and for others. It is in the form of a longing for the beloved, the object of our devotions. It stirs within the heart and often defies explanation. Romantic love is a service beyond that of a parent to child and it often occurs as one human beings selfless actions towards another (or others). In these instances one would do anything for the benefit of ones beloved, including the ultimat

Categoriile
Categoriile de jocuri pe care le-am pregatit pentru voi http://www.y11.ro/1/ http://www.y11.ro/2/ http://www.y11.ro/3/ http://www.y11.ro/4/ http://www.y11.ro/5/ http://www.y11.ro/6/ http://www.y11.ro/7/ http://www.y11.ro/8/ Categorii de jocuri

Cat From Hell
Cat From Hell Little signs of heartache, Lay around the house. If she was a kitten, Then I was a mouse. Oh, she truly did chase me, I was under her spell. Then she turned on me, Just like a cat from hell! I'd found her out, Preening on a Friday night. She seemed so tame and sweet, It felt so very right. But she turned into a wild cat, When I got her home. I turned out the light, And turned the music on. Then she turned to me and giggled, She was ringing my bell. She made love just like a feline, Her touch was straight from hell. Mouse in a maze, There was no way out! Thought I was a tough rat, But without a doubt, I had a Kitty Kat delima, Got my treat all right. The cat from hell was vicious, She had a rabid bite! I got up in the morning, Put the coffee on. She was in the shower, Singing on and on. When she came out purring, I went straight to my knees. But she went to the nightstand, And picked up her keys. Turned around a'laugh

Catfish Courtbouillion
2 medium yellow onions, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 bunch parsley, chopped 1 bunch green onion tops, chopped 1 8-ounce can tomato sauce 1 cup (8 ounces) water 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon black pepper 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 3 pounds of catfish (preferably Spotted, but Blue may be substituted) Put 1 tablespoon of cooking oil in a #14 cast iron pot. Put a thin layer of a mixture of all the vegetables but the green onions and parsley on the bottom of the pot. Follow with a single, loose layer of fish pieces. Sprinkle some of a mixture of the seasonings and some of the flour on top of the fish. Drizzle some of the tomato sauce and water over the seasonings. Repeat the layering process, adding more flour, seasonings, vegetables, and tomato sauce as needed until there is no more fish left. Boil, covered, over a very low heat for thirty to forty-five minutes. Add the green onions and parsley and cook for another fiv

Cat Fight
Interesting weekend. Me and my friend Nate decided we wanted to try to gain the attention of two biologically accommodating sisters so we took them to Fox's, a bar run by my friend,Fox. It's a loud rap music type place, lots of underage kids sneak in, not my type of place. I saw one of my daughter's friends, Leslie there. Leslie is pretty buff and easily over 200 pounds or so. Leslie's dad is good friends with my dad, both hell raisers and beer drinkers. She told me her dad was getting married and she had to get up in a few hours to have her hair done for the wedding. Well, last call came and went, and at 3 AM we were all out in the parking lot. Some biker and his bitch came out the door disgruntled over having to leaved. The biker picked a fight with some guy and Fox tackled him in the parking lot. A little blood began to flow and they called the cops. So now we have the drunk biker and his bitch mounting their bike, a Harley, but the bitch thought she would yell at Leslie j

Cat Fight In The Church Yard???
OK yall missed it tonight. I just about got in a fight with another mother at the kids practice. Some little brat purposely wiped BLOOD on my son's brand new $30 Hard Rock Cafe Shirt. If this little girl were mine she'd have a sore hiney right now. Yes she's a problem child. From what I understand other parents have had probs with her and her brother. Well what pissed me off is that she told her mother that I used the "F" word with her. Trust me people, as bad as I wanted to I would never use profanity with a child. Her mother was another story. If we wouldn't have been practicing in the church yard I would have let her have it. Let's just say she and her daughter were both put in their place and I don't think I'll be having anymore problems. This is my life people. I honestly think I'm a drama magnet.

Catfight! No Pulling Hair!
It's a Race for GODMOTHER! BLONDE vs. BRUNETTE! Cute vs. Sexy! Curvy and Fluffy vs. Rock Hard Abs! Fu has never seen anything like this before! ~PebblesinAZ~OwN3d by EMANON~Rate, FAN, then ADD! XOXO@ fubar VS. J-Roxx¢¾X(the evil twin)@ fubar It's a CAT FIGHT for GODMOTHER! Place Your Bets! (Which is going to be more like a Pot for the Winner!) You can call it a Wager or Donation! Leave the amount you are putting up in the blog we each post and let's see how this turns out! xoxo MEOW

Catfight! Catfight!
Hi friends! :D i hope everyone had a wonderful weekend :) mine was awesome...im paying with a hangover from hell, but it was so worth it. anyhow, me and my good friend pebbles decided to race! please help me win!! It's a Race for GODMOTHER! BRUNETTE vs.BLONDE! Sexy vs. Cute! Rock Hard Abs vs. Curvy and Fluffy! Fu has never seen anything like this before! J-RoxxX(the evil twin)@ fubar VS. ~PebblesinAZ~OwN3d by EMANON~Rate, FAN, then ADD! XOXO@ fubar It's a CAT FIGHT for GODMOTHER! Place Your Bets! (Which is going to be more like a Pot for the Winner!) You can call it a Wager or Donation! This is our official referee, philemon. He will be making sure us girls fight fair :D also, he will be taking all bets, and keeping track of who bet what, and on who. please fupal all wagers to him with a message that says, "betting on j-roxxx". Philemon@ fubar More to Come! MEOW! **happy hour drinks on me for all comments :)

Catfight Ty And Info
WOW! I have to say Thank You so much to ALL of my friends that have stepped up to help me win this race for Godmother! It has become a regular CATFIGHT and we are kickin' butt. I was challenged when I hit FU QUEEN and J-Roxxx had a 650K point lead. Well, guess what? THAT LEAD IS JUST ABOUT GONE! Another 50 k or so and it's neck and neck! Thank you so very much to Emanon, my owner for the Happy Hour that took me into FU QUEEN and to everyone else that has been helping. WE HAVE KNOCKED OUT ALMOST 1 MILLION POINTS in less than 2 weeks! YOU GUYS ROCK! NO SLOWING DOWN THOUGH! Let's keep it up! In fact, let's knock what is left of that lead out of the way! EVERYONE that busts their butt to help me will recieve a Salute from me and other Thanks along the way! You guys got my back and you know I got yours! Let's keep kickin' some FU BUTT! xoxo PebblesinAZ ~PebblesinAZ~READ BLOGS!~CoFounder of the FREAK show with...who else...FREAK!~Owned by Emanon!xoxo@ fu

Catfight
MY QUESTION IS, IF I JOIN THIS ... WILL I GET YOUR SUPPORT?? (DO NOT COMMENT HERE) SB OR MAIL ME LOL! BUT WOW, THE HELLCAT FOR THIS ONE! WOOP! WOOP! WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK?? (SHHH.. MAIL OR SB!!) MASTER'S SEXIEST PUSSY CAT Thats right MASTER will be having the best contest He will be having a contest for woman only The winner will be blinged 30 times And permanent pimp on MASTER'S page as Master's sexiest pussy cat And a pimp on wonder womans page It will run from sunday april 20 midnight est Until april 30 midnight est The rules are real simple The only rule is.. The person with the least amount of comments win Thats right ladies you get to have all your friends comment the other womans pic... As many times as you can. Everyday At midnight est time one or two woman with the most amount of comments will be eliminated. until there is only one woman left.. So send him the pic you want entered... ~MASTER~OWNED BY WONDER WO

The Catfight Has Begun!!!
THE CAT FIGHT HAS BEGUN AND IT'S ALREADY NOT SO PRETTY!! REMEMBER, YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND TO HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF COMMENTS TO STAY IN THE GAME! SO, BOMB THE OTHERS! FIRST ELIMINATION HAPPENS TUESDAY! AFTER THAT, EVERY NIGHT IS ELIMINATION NIGHT UNTIL THE 1 WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF COMMENTS IS LEFT TO WIN! BOMB HARD AND BOMB SMART! IT'S A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO THE ALBUM MASTER'S SEXIEST PUSSY CAT Thats right MASTER will be having the best contest He will be having a contest for woman only The winner will be blinged 30 times And permanent pimp on MASTER'S page as Master's sexiest pussy cat And a pimp on Wonder Womans page too It will run from sunday April 20 midnight est Until April 30 midnight est The rules are real simple The only rule is.. The person with the least amount of comments win Thats right ladies you get to have all your friends comment the other womans pic... As many times as you can

Catfish Tv Show
I absolutley love watching catfish the tv show. It is so crazy how people just can't be themselves. I am no model by any means but at least I have the self respect to be who I am and not make up this whole fake profile just to get people to talk to me. That's the funny thing about the internet, you never know who's on the other end of the screen.

Catfish, Te'o And A Message For My Critics...
This is a big fat -fuck you- to everyone over the years who has said that "fakes aren't important" and "no one cares." Manti Te'o and Catfish. I personally believe that Te'o got duped in the beginning of this hoax. However, his complicity with it after he knew on December 6,2012 and the cover up from Notre Dame in order to keep the controversy under wraps until after the BCS Championship Game is well, appaulling. Any team that drafts this clown needs to have their head examined. If you don't know who Mati Te'o is, you're living under a Fubar rock and best advised to use the "Google" Search application on your Obamaphone. The whole Catfish movie was blogged here some time ago. Now it has its' own TV show. The mere fact that it has its' own series should tell people something. This is a widespread problem that has finally hit the mainstream. We've been blogging and dealing with these same issues for over six years in the blog long before it became the chic thing to do might I add.

Catfish Of The Day...fresh!
This Catfish apparently needs likes badly: http://fubar.com/hotsexypixie Hot and sexy too.... That is of course, until you hit the salute: Good Lawd that's a big Catfish!! Fucking people I swear. Thanks Bella for this submission. Any questions? Peace.

Catfish Of The Day, 2/21/2013.. Fresh Catch...
Here's today's fresh Catfish: http://www.fubar.com/still_boss2010 Check out the Hotness... Check out the Salute: From hot blonde white female to black male. All in the name of points. Ever wonder what's under that skirt? Peace.

Cat Got Your Tongue....lol
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset i

Cat Got Your Tongue?
We've all had trouble with our animals, Right..? I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, ....I reasoned, ....I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patt

Cat Got Your Tongue
> this one is funny!! > > Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I > heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > > Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." > "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower > pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" > > But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks > me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only > take you a second." > > So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent > outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her > behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down > and stuck my head under sink to find the button. It is the last > action I remember performing. > > It struck without warning, and without any respect to my > circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into > its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who d

Catholic School Girls.... Lmao
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact ! with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "The! girl is a little reluctant but replies," Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, What seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do

Catholic School Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her as

Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . that phrase . . in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walke

Cat Humor
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You just have to have a mother-in-law!!!! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as

Catholic Horses (hilarious!!)
CATHOLIC HORSES Bubba was from Alabama, and was a good ol' Southern Baptist. He loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies, and losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, this horse -- a very long shot -- won the race. Bubba was most interested to see what the priest did in the next race. Sure enough, he watched the priest step out onto the track as the horses for the fifth race lined up, and placed a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. Bubba made a beeline for the window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race. Bubba collected his winnings and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race. The priest showed, blessed a horse, Bubba bet on it, and it won! Bubba was elated

Catholic School Girls
Catholic School Girls -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" Th

Catharsis (boom)
"I've always had a thing for potted plants." She said As she set one by the bed But I left her plants for dead When she left. (boom) "The only thing I can remember is he smoked." She said As she lit a cigarette But I left her lungs for dead When she left. (boom) "I'm kindof getting into S&M." She said As she tied me to the bed Then she applegagged my head Then she left. (boom) "I feel so sad today I've been ignored." She said I put a bullet thru her head She was dead When I left. (boom)

Catholic Gasoline
CATHOLIC GASOLINE Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a filling station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Catholic Girls
Catholic girls in heaven ........ A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to

Catholic Mass, I'll Pass Dad
So my dad is catholic and my mother was raised Wiccian, though she hasn't practiced four years. My dad hasn't been to chirch in like 20 years, all of a sudden he wants to get involved in the church again. I just spent the last 4 hours dicussing religion and my beliefs with him and I'm irritated and pissed off. I'm stuck here for the weekend and that sucks also. I could be having so much more fun ANYWHERE else. Now to my Favorite two people of Cherry tap....I can't wait until I can finally come/ cum over and be your little sub!!! Until then, Love you guys!! Jenn

Cathedral Of Darkness
A lost cause that never finds; troubled dreams and faded lines. Forever drowning and cursed to be, losing touch and touch to see. Tortured mind and hungered soul; loss of love; burnt out coal. Tears of acid running dry, reality fading as I cry. Hollow screams echo here; smell of never-ending fear. Smile of chaos; burning blood; lies of misery; sound of mud. False hope and blinding pain; courage hiding and bravery drained. Sighs of passion thirsting for life; blurry visions, an unending strife. Imprisoned happiness locked up tight; lost the key, end of sight. Whispering voices; a trembling sound; fading faces that cannot be found. Decieving friends, family of solitude; fake smiles and false gratitude. Lingering worry and deafeaning silence; forgotten hurt; scars of violence. Thoughts of madness, feelings of war; captured imagination becoming sore. Moving images, captivating danger; alluring time; reflecting a stranger. Cruel sincerity, a broken

Catholic
Stations of the Cross Opening Prayer ACT OF CONTRITION O my God, my Redeemer, behold me here at Thy feet. From the bottom of my heart I am sorry for all my sins, because by them I have offended Thee, Who art infinitely good. I will die rather than offend thee again. Becoming a Catholic Interested In Learning More About The Catholic Church? Welcome! This page explains the process by which one can - through their local Catholic church - learn more about the faith. We hope this information is helpful to you! The process by which adults come into the Church has come to be known as "the RCIA", which is short for "The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults." Who is the process for? The unbaptized. The primary focus of the Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults is on those who are not already Christian and have not been catechized. Baptized but uncatechized. Those who have been baptized either as Roman Catholics or as members of another Christian communit

The Catholic Church Is Behind The Nwo
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: juan Date: 10 Sep 2007, 07:19 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: AnaConda420Date: Sep 10, 2007 7:06 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Mercury LobarDate: Sep 10, 2007 1:54 AMThe Mother Church Behind the New World Order..Thanks..From: D. HOOKER FOR RON PAUL 08Date: Sep 9, 2007 2:14 PMThanks Pan ManThe Smoking GunJerryIconoclasm (Shepherd Of The Lions)DarbyThe Smoking GunThe Jesuit Oath (excerpt)"I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and extermi

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The Catholic Church Is Telling You Who To Vote For
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071114/ap_on_re_us/catholic_bishops - Catholic bishops instruct voters Catholic bishops instruct voters By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer 2 hours, 15 minutes ago Roman Catholics voting in the 2008 elections must heed church teaching when deciding which candidates and policies to support, U.S. bishops said Wednesday. And while the church recognizes the importance of a wide range of issues — from war to immigration to poverty — fighting abortion should be a priority, the bishops said. "The direct and intentional destruction of innocent human life is always wrong and is not just one issue among many," the bishops said. The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops overwhelmingly adopted the statement, "Forming Consciences for Faithful Citizenship," as they ended the public sessions of their fall meeting. The document does not recommend specific laws or candidates, and it emphasizes that "principled debate" is needed to decide which policies

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Damnit my babies,gotta say Cathedral totally rocks!....You should check out their LP The carnival Bizarre!......Got a lil somethin for every lil metal fan on it!....An as always,much love,heavy metal that is!..............lol

Catholic Mathþ
Little Travis was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Travis down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Travis came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Travis was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Travis brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to hi

Catholics
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor > grill and cook a venison steak. > > But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic..And since it was > Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. > > The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing > such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to > their priest. > > The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a > Catholic. > > After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and > as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a > Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic. > > Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night > arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the > neighborhood. > The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he > rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, > he stopped and watched in amaz

Catholic Gasoline
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full Bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Catholic School Girls
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ” Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, “Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate. ” St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well, once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate. ” All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, “Reeva, What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do

Catholic Humore
- The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to the church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!" "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father, protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell," just can't stay on the church roof.

Catholic Heart Attack
CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.' The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!

Catholic Humour
Box Donation A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to C

Catholic School Girl
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic school. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me on

Cat & Horse
A cat and a horse are walking through the forest. Suddenly the cat slips into a pit of quicksand. "Help me Ed!", says the cat, "Quick, run home, get the ferari, cruise back here tie a rope to the back and throw It in so you can pull me out." "No way.", exclaimed the horse, "There isn't enough time. I'll back up, get a running start, jump over the pit while my dick drags in the quicksand. You can grab it and I'll pull you out." "That'll never work!", said the cat. "Well dude, you're sinking fast, you don't have much of a choice." "OK, dude, go for it." The horse backed up and ran toward the pit. At the last second, he jumped and let his dick drag in the quicksand. As it passed the cat, the cat grabbed it and, miraculously, was pulled out of the quicksand. The moral of this story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a ferrari to get a little pussy.

Catho Licks
There is one religion after Islam that pulls my chain. Its a branch of Christianity called...Catholicism. It always intrigued me how so many Catholics are total Jew haters, yet they continue to worship Jesus- biggest and most famous Jew of them all. Not only that-they eat his flesh and drink his blood. Kinda gross... Catholics were the ones that killed Jesus in a most awful way (altho not as bad as the shit they did later on), then blamed it on a coupla Jews that gave him up cause he didn't waana pay his taxes. I find it creepy that Catholic priests are not allowed to have sex with women. One place that has more gay sex than prison is...yup, a monastery. Lock up 100 frustrated guys in one building...surprise! Within the past few years, there have been MULTIPLE accusations of Catholic priests molesting young altar boys. ANd, surprisingly, girls too. Must be all that pent up frustration. It is not one or two cases...we are talking tens...hundreds...just sick Inquis

Catholic Parrots Lol
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a > problem. > > I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. > > 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. > > They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' > > 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. > > 'You know, he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two > male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the > cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to > pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that > phrase in no time. ' > > 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this might be the solution. ' > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's > house. > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were > inside their cage, holding

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Catholic Officials Investigate Whether Woman Was Saved By N.o. Priest's Miracle
Catholic officials investigate whether woman was saved by N.O. priest's miracle 07:25 PM CDT on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 Dominic Massa / Eyewitness News BALTIMORE – Catholic church officials in Baltimore are poised to begin the process of investigating a miracle attributed to Francis Xavier Seelos, a 19th century Redemptorist priest who lived, worked and died in New Orleans, the city which has helped give rise to the cause for his canonization. Seelos.org Blessed Francis Xavier Seelos A committee appointed by the Archdiocese of Baltimore will soon look into the story of Mary Ellen Heibel, an Annapolis, Maryland woman who was cured of terminal cancer in 2005, after praying to Seelos. The findings will be sent to the Vatican, as part of the campaign to have Seelos declared a saint. In 2000, Pope John Paul II declared Seelos blessed, one step from sainthood. Part of that investigation involved a Gretna housewife, Angela Boudreaux, who said that her advanced cancer disa

Catholicism
The irony, that one of the deadliest, cultlike branches of Christianity is also so popular. After Islam, ofcourse, but we all know how THAT goes. With Catholic church being the most vile thing in the Middle Ages,having the Pope play GOd, bringing fourth the Insquisition and having people pay indulgencies, seemingly intelligent people STILL bow down to the false idols. How sad... Even sadder that because of it, people don't believe in protection, and have gazillions of cunt runts, which overpopulate this tiny world.

Catheter Ablation
Color me a candidate. I've had issues with my heart since birth, and they culminated into a major surgery on my aorta, a major artery that is connected to the heart. As a side effect of the surgery, a second electrical pathway was formed. Technically, the heart is only supposed to have one electrical pathway down the center of it, but a second pathway may or may not be life threatening depending on its severity and effect. Mine is apparently worrisome enough to go in and be burned off. It's an outpatient proceedure, and from what I've been told, it's fairly safe. My only concern is that two lines will be put into my body (neck and groin) to go into my heart to find the second pathway. With a 90% success rate, chances are slim that the proceedure would have to be done again. I'm just looking forward to an end to the problems with my heart.

Catholic Kids - Hilarious!!!
Catholic Kids - hilarious!!! Can you imagine yourself to be the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY scriptURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RE-TOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPEL LING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND