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Can I Trust You With My Heart
When you meet that certain someone you been searchin' hard to find It's a new love full of passion that can sometimes make you blind I don't mind bein' swept away if I know right from the start So before we go much further girl can I trust you with my heart In the time we've spent together I have learned to trust in you So many things you've given before I even asked you to But reality and romance are sometimes far apart So what I really need to know is can I trust you with my heart Can I cast my cares upon you can you stand a heavy load Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road If you promise me these simple things I can guaranty You can always count on me When two hearts solely surrender and are sworn to understand It completes a perfect union between a woman and a man So please don't misunderstand me I don't want to go too far Without knowing just one answer can I trust you with my heart Please girl give me just one answer can I trust yo

Can I Touch The Heaven?
Can I touch you in those special places? That gets you so high, so aroused, so excited, Carousingly caressing tender sensual needs, As you vibrate in me that special note of love. Can I touch you so soft you cry in happiness? That you whimper in cooing loving satisfaction Chilling your soul on scrumptious hot flashes That takes you higher, higher wanting much more. Can I touch your heart upon lovemaking words? That devours your delicacies of sweet treats, While you hunger for me in that erotic look That takes all of me, creating a special dessert. Can I touch your feminine soul as a treasure? A glorious gem to be polished in friction, making It sparkle so, from glowing sweating sunshine Going over every contour of crown-jeweled pleasure. Can I touch you? Can I hold you? Can I want you? Can I marry you over, over again in a honeymoon? Can I touch you forever in that vow of intoxication? Can we touch each other forever in a committed relation

Can I Get Some Valentine Day Love From All My Friends
Since I will be alone for Valentine's Day due to my fiancee being away for a lil while I need some love so please come show me some of that Valentine's Love..vote and comment me in THE PHAT TAT contest.. comment bombing is a plus

Can It Be
is there any sin that cannot be forgiven if forgivenes is sought. No, there isn't, not if you step forward and admit the wrong that you have done, if you feel true remorse. Any wrong can be forgiven. There is no lie, no hurt, no injury, no anything that can not be overcome as long as amends can be made. Some powers are stronger than anger, and injustice. And it is these things that can pull us through the hard times. It is these things that keep us human, it is these things that allow us to move on through life. According to the Christian tradition, God forgives everything. This is true, but first, we have to forgive ourselves.

Can I Do This
can i do this.. some times i wish that i were dead with all these voices in my head tellin me what i should do instead im so confused so i looked away and again i used i cant remember a time when i didnt abuse and i choose choose to live my life this way i guess that is the reason god wants me to pay i... cant i cant do this i ...dont i dont understand i... cant i cant do this i ...dont i dont understand at night i hold my pillow tight i wish for you to be by my side i need a place a place to hide and as a matter fact you give me that so i...hold...you...so... so very tight when your around cause when your near i feel that ive finally found found a place a place where i be long i... cant i cant do this i ...dont i dont understand i... cant i cant do this i ...dont i dont understand please dont leave me no today not forever cause when your near i have no fear and i can finally rest my head for the first time in a long time i foun

Can I Get Your Number
PHONE NUMBERS! copy and paste this to see how many numbers you get in your private message mailbox after 24 hours. name:_____________ number:____________ why do u want me to call?:______________________ dont be scared just post this and see how many PHONE NUMBERS YOU GET!

Can I Get A Hug?
Damn I never meant to hurt anyone. Especially myself. I was always honest from the start. I have so many things happening all at once. I need to weigh them all. Seems as though my head and heart are at war. Both sides pulling me apart. I am so confused. There are things that are very clear. And yet so damned fuzzy. I want to be happy. I want to be loved. I want to love. Brick by brick my walls come down. Yet it feels like something is right behind me Building them up again. Like a gremlin, or a nasty old troll. I know I hold the power. I know I hold all the cards for my battle. I just need to get hugged really bad. :(

Can I Find This In One Man?
I WANT SOMEONE WHO WOULD MOVE THE HAIR AWAY FROM MY EYES AND THEN KISS ME. HOLD MY HAND IN THE MALL AND MAKE ALL THE GIRLS JEALOUS. SOMEONE WHO WOULD SING TO ME AT RANDOM MOMENTS. WHO WOULD LET ME SLEEP ON THEIR CHEST. SOMEONE WHO IS MORE GOOFY THAN ROMANTIC BUT KNOWS THE RIGHT THINGS TO SAY AND DO IT AT THE RIGHT TIMES. A GUY THAT WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE IF THEY CALLED ME FAT. I WANT SOMEONE WHO WOULD CALL ME 3 TIMES A DAY. HE WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING TO MUCH NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TELL HIM ITS OK. HE WOULD THROW STUFFED ANIMALS AT ME WHEN I ACTED DUMB AND TACKLE ME AND KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. AND SOMEONE WHO WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME JUST TO MAKE ME LAUGH AND HE WOULD SURPRISE ME WITH 25-CENT RINGS. SOMEONE WHO WOULD KISS MY NECK JUST TO HAVE A REASON TO TELL ME HOW MUCH HE LIKES MY NEW PERFUME AND AT NIGHT WE WOULD DANCE IN OUR PAJAMAS AND WE'D ALWAYS TAKE PICTURES IN PHOTO BOOTHS. AND WE'D PLAY TAG ON THE BEACH. HE WOULD TELL ALL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT ME AND SMILE WHEN HE

Can I Be Anymore Fucked Up Than I Am Already!
i have to learn how to let go...i have to learn how to say goodbye...i must leave what will never be...regardless of how i feel...i must train myself not to give in...it's not worth it anymore nor is it healthy...how i forgot who meant something to me...she's 10 blocks away from me and always was my bestfriend...my soul mate...and i'm finally reunited with her...but is it enough i question myself...am i satified fully...or do i want more...do i need more...my problem stems from deep with in...how i become bored with what i have after i've gotten it...the whole chase until the catch is what keeps me going and then it fades...maybe i'm crazy and need therapy...i'm forgetting how to love again...maybe because i've isolated myself so much over the years...i've dehumanized myself...i wish i couldn't feel anything any more and even maybe never meet the people i have recently....i use to say better have loved then never to have loved...i'm beging to think that's a bunch of shit...then again m

Can I Have Your Fuckin Attention Please!
Who Dares To Explain The Below Bullshit. The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference. Whoso loves, believes the impossible. Love—is anterior to Life— Posterior—to Death— Initial of Creation, and The Exponent of Earth— Who has not found the heaven below Will fail of it above. God's residence is next to min, His furniture is love. Free love? As if love is anything but free! Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love. Man has subdued bodies, but all the power on earth has been unable to subdue love. Man has conquered whole nations, but all his armies could not conquer love. Man has chained and fettered the spirit, but he has been utterly h

Can I Tie You Down???
U want me to use the restraints to tie ur arms above ur head. I'll also place the gloves on ur hands so u can't grab anything.Then the blindfold. Then i'll put the headphones on as it plays some nice and slow kuts... I work my way down ur legs taking ur left in my hands. Rubbing ur feet and u feel my lips surround ur big toe.taking it in my mouth as I start to suck...Sliding my tongue in between ur big toe to take the next in.then the next and the next until all have felt my lips and tongue. Then u feel the restraint being put on...I spread ur leg out and tie it down. And move to ur right...U are thinking i'm about to suck on these too don't u... NO. I take ur right foot and place the restraint on it and tie it down so u are now completely mine...Where oh where shall I start..I'm not gonna neglect those cute toes on ur right so I start at ur sole and lick my way to ur baby toe and work my way to big. Licking my way down the top of ur foot and up the side of ur shin to ur knee and ..n

Can I Hurt You
You turn your head in disgust yet you wet your lips with lust. You are blinded by the pain but it only shows you the truth, as you begin to crave this malevolant rain that pumps ecstasy through your veins. It is you who has gained an obsession with this carnival of sin! I only fed the beast that was within. Now it tears and thrashes at your soul and only with the pain can you grab hold of whats left of your sanity. But why do you fight it, let the ravenous beast consume youy humanity. For only then will you truly be free from the pain of insanity. Now as your hand is held firmly by mine I look into your eyes and ask,"Can I hurt You?"

Can I Rest Now?
No, I can't. I have still to get the kiddo dressed and ready for her dance, supper, get her to the dance, pick her up after the dance and maybe then I can rest. Maybe. I've put about 40 miles on the car already today just running around. I'm tired now.

Can I Get A Whoop Whoop?!
alright this will consist of two things.. first things first... my one and ONLY pet peeve... uncapitalized names...it drives me BONKERS! My wife knows, Joey, n BFF knows.. if you dont capitalize a persons name when your talking to me.. O M G I go ninja crazy! So.. if you are talking to me and you dont capatalize my name.. well lets just say.. YOU SUCK! So you betta not call me tessa or contessa, cause I will beat yo ASS! haha K, second thing.. I just got back like 10,470 images my ex was storing on his hard drive for me.. and whoa momma.. its official peeps!! I am a DORK! Some of the pix I have come across.. hahahah they make me stop and wonder what drugs I was on! LOL I should just make a big collage of a bunch of them. But i've said it before, and i'll say it again.. If you can't laugh at yourself.. then what fun is there? Alright, off to bed I go.. I have to turn in 2 finals tomorrow then have a portfolio review on Tuesday morning and im off till the 2nd of April. Well

Can It Get Any Fucking Worse
I cant do this , I cant keep crying , I dont want to hear anymore fucking lies that spew out , always a lame ass excuse , Im so tired of lies to spare my feelings .. I think today Im done , its gonna be hard as hell to stay away but i cant do this anymore , I cant , all it is , is a reminder of much I suck and how worthless I must be.why the fuck cant people just be real , whats the fucking point of making excusses

Can I Be Her??
Close your eyes, Think of love, Do you see her, The one you dream of? Does she have a heart, A heart strong and true? Does her lips speak words, That seem to only inspire you? Does her shinning eyes, Light up the darkest night? Does her loving arms, Hold you tight? Can I be her, The one you dream of? Can I hold you, and give you all of my love? Most of all, Can I keep you?

Can I Awaken
Can I awaken your heart from it's sleep. To arouse inside those passions you keep, with a feeling of closeness too hard to deny, that your heart will openly and willingly comply. Can I awaken your soul just once more, with the colors of love and all it's decor. To bring back those memories of love that did exist, the feelings it held with all of its bliss. Can I awaken your eyes to see, this love I can offer that will always be, full of kindness and gentleness too, with a sprinkle of thoughtfulness, to offer you too. Can I awaken your arms to feel, a tight embrace, that is oh so real. to close all doors to the world outside, to bring out your love that you so desperately hide.

Can I Sit On You??
I kinda really want you right now, but can i sit on you for a lil bit? I really want to feel you, nice and hard, slow at first... just feeling you... closing my eyes... lifting myself up untill i feel the tip of your hard dick, then slowly back down as i tighten myself to feel you better... nice and slow... driving myself crazy, wanting you more, moving faster and faster... untill im slamming myself down on you. I want to hear you moan. I want to see your eyes closed, just in the moment, feeling me, wanting more, grabbing me, pulling me closer to you, opening my legs a lil more to get you deeper until i just want to explode. I lean back then and the only parts of us that are touching are your hard dick and my wet throbbing pussy. I'm leaning back, feeling you throbbing inside of me.I tighten... get you harder... you pull my hair, my back arches, i try to hide my moan, the feel of extasy, i move backcloser to you and now im just fucking you... slamming down on you, i hear you moan and w

Can I Enlighten You?
It was a drizzly and windy night outside. As we dined, I marveled at how the evening was progressing. The conversation in person had been altogether different from what I had imagined and even more different from our online and phone chats. He was indeed witty in a subtle way and had managed to speak to me not in a condescending manner, but as I imagined myself...an intelligent woman. Our table was in a secluded corner of the restaurant overlooking the river. Boats slowly passed ... trying to find their marinas as the storm lashed at them. Thru the windows, their lights looked musical as the rain ran down the glass, making them seem to undulate along the river. As the lightning flashed, I looked at his eyes and saw a gentleness and kindness that had first drawn me to him. Seated next to him...he had been very insistent that we sit next to, not facing....I felt a canny comfort emanating from him as more lightning flashed. Seeing me look at him, he leaned over and whispered in my

Can I Stop Yelling/grounding/timing Out/fighting/crying Now??
I spent all afternoon fighting with the kids, I discovered my daughter has a level beyond "banshee mode" and I finally lost it. went to my room and just cried for about 30 minutes, hysterically. I almost made it 16 weeks, right? and then we get out the door to ballet, and we get all the way there, she tells me she doesn't have her ballet shoes or anything! made her go anyway.. went to the grocery store to buy frozen veggies and found the deal of the day though, Paul Masson Mocha Caramel liquor, the big bottle, for $3.99.....so that was nice, but I am too emotionally drained and I think even a small nightcap might set me in the direction of the not so happy place. bad enough I am over sensitive to just about every song on my play list as it is... maybe I should just go lay on the couch and fall asleep there... maybe a shower will make me feel better....maybe I will do none of the above...

Can I Touch You
CAN I TOUCH YOU THERE WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP THE WET SOFT PLACE UNDER YOUR SHEET I'LL MAKE YOU SHUDDER MOVE AND MOAN WITH HAND AND TONGUE SOFT LONG AND SWEET I'LL SATISFY THAT URGENT PLACE INSIDE OF YOU AT A MASTER'S PACE THE DEEPEST SPOTS TO PROD AND PRONG YOUR OPENING TO TONGUE AND TASTE WITH SOFT CARESSES I WILL PLEASE UNTIL YOU BUCKLE AT THE KNEES THEN DELVE INTO YOUR EROGENOUS ZONE AGAIN YOU'LL SHUDDER MOVE AND MOAN

Can I Be Pissed For A Few Minutes Please?
There is a massive contingency of members of this site who appear to be trapped in fucking high school or something?!?!?! I thought myspace was full of infantile behavior by juvinile morons trapped in adult bodies! Is it society as a whole? Am I an old fart? Am I out of touch? I suppose I understand the popularity contest bullshit... human ego being what it is. Everyone likes to be liked, right? But lets examine all of the other.... ummm.... ASSININE BULLSHIT that seems to go along WITH the popularity contest like How Hot Are You Bulletins? What Kind Of Lover Are You Bulletins? etc etc etc ad infinitum And its not bad enough that these things are a fucking avalanche and hourly deluge, but do they ALL have to have a closing line resembling: REPOST THIS OR (Insert truly bogus bullshit threat here)???? Could ya just grow the fuck up already? I know, I know, I can filter my bulletins by fans and by friends and family, but how about by PERSON? Wouldnt it be nice to j

Can I Hear A Little Traveling Music?
Just so you all will know (at least those of you that notice! You know who you are...) I will be going "no-tech" for a week, off to the big evil city of Atlanta. At least I hope I find the evil part... WTF, I am going on family business and it will likely be about as much fun as pulling my eyelids up over the top of my head. But I must go, so go I will. No computers, so I will be MIA. Please leave a message for me if anything cool happens I might want to know about. Or just carry on and I will be back next weekend if things go as planned. Everyone have a great week, if I find spring, I will try to send it on back to everyone. Peace and love! Slick

Can I... Wrote For Me Thank You
when you close your eyes do you see me when you hear the rain do you imagine my whispers when the future is what you seek am i there do i hold that spot deep within your heart or is it shared with others my love flows in and yet i feel you walking out am i wrong this time can i give you all of me release all i can be inside without facing your rejection can i tell you I love you............ Outlaw Angel wrote for my two best friends..i have been there from day one and i love you both so damn much! Listen to your hearts and you will find the answers you need................

Can I Keep Evolving?
(This blog is about my current status, I am an evolving person, one that wants a lot more out of life that I used to. And I am finally getting to the point where I won't settle.) Can I keep evolving In Kansas I would be hung Evolution never happened But can it for this woman Can I never turn back Into who I used to be Can I be a better me Will evolution help me I can take a compliment finally I can meet people I can hold a conversation I even walk on two legs Can he be strong enough for the both of us Would he be able to handle Seeing me cry Hearing my parents keep yelling at me If I keep evolving Being unwilling to settle Would you be ok with that Would you still like me Evolution helps me get up in the morning Evolution has made me who I am today I am nice, I don't yell, I don't fly off the handle I am losing weight rapidly all thanks to Evolution Evolution taught me how to handle a knife It helped me learn how to cook a standing rib roast

Can I Keep You???
BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THERE WERE KNIGHTS WHO WOULD FIGHT WITH SWORDS EVEN FOR THEIR LADY LOVE,AND IT RAN SO DEEPLY AND TRUELY,AND I LOVE YOU TIL DEATH REALLY DID MEAN SOMETHING,...IT WAS SIMPLE,NO TECHNOLOGIES,LOVERS WOULD MAKE LOVE AND MAKE BABIES,...AND LOVE SEEMED TO BE FOREVER,AND ONE QUESTION REMAINED,AND THAT IS CAN I KEEP YOU??? THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS TODAY,WHEN I HEARD YOU SAY,CAN I KEEP YOU???---YEAH,I THINK I WILL KEEP YOU.Celine Dion And Bryan Adams Videos | Video Codes | Sedona

Can I
i feel weak yet im strong i feel sad but yet im happy i feel lost but yet im right here i feel broken yet im whole i feel like nothing is right could it be just all a dream or am i really awake can i be perfect yet feel so unperfect. can i be beautiful yet feel so ugly inside. can i be alone yet surrounded by people can i feel broken yet i know im fine can the sky be blue yet look so pretty can i be me but feel like im always someone else

Can I Tell You About A Girl?
okay this time a little lighter, i have never been a good fighter, you know we have had an all nighter, when i see you my days are brighter, when you are not around i still think of you, what in the world would i ever do, if i was ever to really lose you , probably sulk and always be blue, you tell me of your problems at home, i wish i were rich i would take you to Rome, sometimes in your presence i feel small as a gnome, she is getting a car thats full of chrome, her eyes are hazel and they always glow, her smile so pretty when she lets it show, her hair glistens like the un-driven snow, when i am without her i feel so low, i write about her all the time, this time i am here to rhyme, maybe i should go suck on a lime , got up to fast and dropped a dime, okay enough of that crap, i like it when she sits in my lap, there is a rise and i feel her slap, at work they make her wear a cap, and speaking of work she does to hard, we use to have time to play cards, now she doesn't have time for

Can It Be "oral Sex May Increase Risk Of Throat Cancer"
did read one page and found intresting discovering and it is all about oral sex hmmm take a look at this page and ask your self if is safe to give oral sex to someone http://www.physorg.com/news97950836.html

Can I Finish This????
Hello to anyone that cares to read this. I am still trying to win my Happy Hour. Its been almost a month and a half now. All I need is 193 more people to rate the profile below. Send me a cmail to let me know if you do. PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY!!!!! I am ready to be done with this contest. Thanks to all my friends that have repeatedly repost for me. I love you guys XOXO ~CT DADDY™~THE TEXAS GODFATHER™~Husband To Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~I Love My Baby Angel~@ CherryTAP

Can I Love You?
Can I Love You? I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

Can I?
Can I love you the way you should be loved? When my heart is captive in someone else's hands. Like a bird in a gilded cage, unable to fly away... It's so unfair to you, so I must apologize. My intention has never been to deceive you, or to ever break your heart. But you knew and said you understood it all, from the very start. Still you made it your mission, to conquer my heart and my love. It became your purpose- a challenge you wanted to win, above all. Now I sit here silently, wondering how it came to be... Because I don't want to cause any unhappiness for you or me. This situation is impossible... heartbreaking, and with it our friendship lost. So how can I love you, the way you should be loved?

Canine Heroes
Canine Heros Weela's (APBT) life didn't have the best beginning, but the Watkins family are fortunate to have had her in their lives. The family found Weela and her littermates abandoned in an alley at 4 weeks of age. One day while 11 year-old Gary was playing in the garden Weela rushed across the yard and knocked the boy from where he was standing. The mother, who was watching, was at first surprised by this odd behaviour and then horrified when she saw a rattlesnake sink its fangs into Weela's face. Weela recovered from the bite and went on to save 30 people and an eclectic group of animals after extreme flooding near her home. For this Weela was awarded the Ken-L Ration's Dog Hero of the Year in 1993. Bear, a Rottweiler, was shot 3 times in the line of duty while protecting owner/handler Edward Ernstberger. After a prison escapee shot Ersntberger, Bear jumped from the police cruiser to attack the prisoner, preventing him from killing her owner. She was shot three times, wh

Can I Do You?
Oh, I apologize you dont understand....I mean can I do you mentally? Can I massage your mind? Make love to your mental, as I sex your intellect and wreck your cranium with crescent waves of cerebral orgasms ad brain spasms? See I want you spiritually and mentally! No need to rush for the bed! I want to undress your mind and come inside your head, connect with you on the deepest levels of your intellect. The mind is the most powerful, hypotonic, intoxicating and narcotic force in the universe. So we can converse while exercising the mind: expanding and challenging its thought capacity. Its like the greatest and most natural aphrodisiac of all time. Foreplay of the mind...... the intellectual and sexual gratification that follows lasts longer than anything that can be initially done with the body... We can forever bask in the afterglow of this spiritual and mental consummation and we dont even have to take our clothes off! Now that you understand......CAN I DO YOU?? Can I stimu

Caniticle For The Immaculate
ode to you vacuum salesman guy you absterge the carpet with such cultivationas your silver contrivance devours every molecule of mayhem you simper at the recognition of your obsidian chompersas you peer into your commiserable personage you notice that your life is full of mortification for you have failed you do not speculate ways to make it convalescent you just sit and grovel in your misfortunes and drop small ones on the floor

Can I
Can I hold you and give you a nice kiss and a big hug? let me put my lips against yours and wet them with my tongue and when you open your mouth and our tongues touch and explore all the sensations of a passionate kiss brings to our bodies and hold you tight against me so I can feel the warmth of your body

Can It Get Any Worse?
My day started out good, but got progressivly worse as the day went on. My children have stressed me, my husband has stressed me and all I want to do right now is leave. I want to go away. I want peace, tranquility. I am desperate forit! I need to laugh! Can anyone help bring a smile to my face?

Can I Have Someones Opinion
okay, so i have been dating this guy for a while and some time ago i found out that he had been sleeping with his supposed to be ex still. well, stupid me took him back and look what happens again. she calls me up and says they are still together. what the hell am i supposed to do. i love him and want him in my life for our baby when it gets here but i'm tired of the lies and cheating. can someone help?

Can I..
Can I Have You? I love every aspect of you. Your bedroom eyes,soft lips, and tone. Baby, I want you in my world. Can I have you? The way that you call out my name in extacy. How you always find a way to soothe me in the most tiring situations. Baby, there isn`t a single day that goes by that I don`t think of you. The way you keep me happy and make me smile no matter what you are going through. Your beautiful laugh. Your calm spirit. Every pleasure-filled moment that we spend together. Sweetheart, I don`t want you to take this as a letter but as an invitaion for us to be together until the end of time. Can I have you?

Can I?
Can I reach out and run my finger down your spine as you lay on your belly with your eyes closed breathing in the soothing smell of incense? Can I press a kiss just in between your shoulder blades and taste the slight salty flavor of the sweat resting in beads on your skin? Can I lay down next to you, tightly against you while your steady breathing and soft moans of contentment sing in my ears long after you fall asleep? Can I breathe in the scent of you The sweet smell of your cologne mixed With the teasing erotic odor of love-making? Can I call you my lover and share this night with you every night for the rest of my life? Can I?

Caning
Caning also refers to a method of weaving chair seats and other furniture. See Caning (furniture) Caning in British slang refers to consuming large amounts of intoxicants. Used variably in both transitive and intransitive forms. e.g. "We were caning it all weekend." or "We got caned last night." See also lash. Rattan cane Rattan cane Caning is a physical punishment (see that article for generalities and alternatives) consisting of a number of hits (known as "strokes") with a wooden cane, generally applied to the bare or clad buttocks (see spanking), shoulders, hand(s) (palm, rarely knuckles) or even the soles of the feet (see falaka). The size and flexibility of the cane and the number and mode of application of the strokes (usually more numerous and faster when wielding a light, flexible cane) vary significantly Scope of use Caning was a common punishment in many parts of Middle East & Africa, Asia and Europe and several European colonies in the nineteenth and early

Can I
can i have you oh please say yes because in my heart i will accept nothing less can i have you to cherish and love because you truly are a blessing from the heavens above can i have you when i open my eyes and when my emotions turn into waterfall-like cries can i have you when things are going wrong cause i know if i have you it wont last very long can i have you from sunrise till sunset because having you always is something i will never regret can i have you in my arms like i have you in my heart because i love everything about you each and every part if there's anyone else for me then please tell me who but since there's not just answer this CAN I HAVE YOU?

Can I Love You?
Can I Love You? by Retina Yazzie I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

Can I Get Alittle Help?
For those who don't know, and for those who forgot, and not to mention people who couldn't give a shit its coming up on that time of year again... My birthday... Yeah I know it's a little early but I figure I get the ball rolling now. Now usually I really couldn't give a shit just give me a spot at the bar, and some free booze and I’m happier than a pig in shit. But this year I’m turning 30. Yup 30... So after some deep debate with some friends over a few cold ones.. More like hey asshole you gonna get off your ass and do something for your birthday or what? Usually I would try to wait until the last minute or push it off on my family or girlfriend, but this year is different.. well I’m single for one and second my family basically told me to go fuck myself so I’m doing this solo... so I’m taking this opportunity for all those who read my bulletins and go onto my myspace page (yes I have a tracker and I know your there) to ask for your help... I need some suggestions on where to have

Can I?
can i jus lock myself up in a room and never come out? i dont know how much more i can handle of life it is driving me crazy and right now the one person i need to talk to that can keep me totally sane isnt available until tomorrow nite :(

Can I Become A Pirate?!!
Can you become a pirate? I took this quiz- Can you become a pirate?My Result Was: Yo ho! You have the credentials to become a pirate. Just don't try to loot us. Take this quiz- Can you become a pirate? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

Can I Give U Ecstasy?
Not only are you fine, but damn ma you one of a kind, I mean you sexy not only in looks but in yo mind. You got them inviting eyes...tellin me you want my head between yo thighs, Baby girl lay yo seductive ass back and let me give my surprise. Damn the way you moaning and squirming is giving me butterflies, Ohh I really got your juices flowin, let me give you pleasure till sunrise. You wanna take a ride? Ill lay back and on my face I let you drive, From the look in your eyes I can tell its time for your orgasm to arrive. So excited, you explode, gracing my tongue with your sweet load, Lost in our seduction we fall asleep with each other to hold. Now I ask again...Can I give you ecstasy? $olo 4/07

Can I Send Him Back To Work Yet???
Now, I am beginning to regret the fact that I took my vacation with my husband after all. Sunday we had a minor disagreement, which we are both to the point that we had to keep our tempers in check, but then last night our friend Bill came out and was installing a CD player in my car, which I was glad to finally get. Then we were watching a movie, and I am sorry, if you looked like you were about to fall asleep in a chair, yeah, I will tell you to go to bed. But then again, once he got to the bedroom (hubby) he was about to start getting mad over who knows what. It wouldn't be so bad, but other people have noticed his attitude (which has been like this since sometime last year) and I thought he was doing better about his attitude until after Bill left this morning (took two and a half hours to get the CD player installed.) and then my husband went to go see a friend of his and was going to try my cd player out. Now, when he had trouble putting the cd he was going to listen to into the

Can I Use A Condom Under Water?
If you are going to use a condom under water it is important that you put the condom on before you get into the water, Also, if the water contains chemicals such as chlorine, or additives such as soap, bath oil or bubble bath then this may affect the latex. The risk of using a condom under water is greater then non in water, but it's still better then not using a condom at all.

Can I
Can I love you. will you let me Can I love you. will you love me Can I hold you. will you let me. Can I hold you. will you do the same. Can I watch you sleep will you be fullfilled. Can i trust you will you be true Can I love you That is what I am asking U. Can I, Could I, please tell ME. Copyright ©2007 April M

Can I Forget???
Can I forget the things, that we have shared? Can I forget the moments, That you have cared?? You use to hold me, In your arms tight. And forget about those, Times we fight.. How can I let you go? How can I forget you?? After all, that was done. And your the only one for me. I'll forever keep you, In my heart... Though time seems.. Unbearable...

Can I Cry
CAN I CRY All I want to do is cry- I have no reason why- I'm the happiest girl I know- So why do I feel so low- There's nothing wrong that I can see- So why do I blubber endlessly- I'm so confused- What should I do- All I know for sure that's true- Is how much love I have for you.

Can I Please Kiss Your Ankles?
I want to worship you I’m so thankful I want to kiss and compliment The sides of your ankles Until your leg trembles Like it’s about to fall Into shambles Your body needs some inspiration And I’ll make you an example Before you are able to Count to__ I will be giving you something That’s hard to handle Tongue baptized by flames When I swallowed the flame From your candle I make a wish For the ages That you remain timeless You feel so vibrant Like my life depended on it Is how I dive in The locksmith To Pandora ’s Box And make ecstasy come out of hiding Our grinding becomes an alliance Pulsating is a science This voyage is historic My private passenger Ascend up the stairway to heaven Take you from behind You arched over azure’s banister I immerse your stamina Think beyond the usual Sexual clichés I’m no amateur Before our flesh Become tangled In personified pleasure

Can I Get Some Help
it really looks like i no friends welling to help me out anymore .. ive i alot to go to next level my bombers family has helped.. but as far as club far and naughty or nice crew they have not much of help .. so as my today im letting club far and naughty or nice crew im done im sick of it.. anyways .. ben really thinking about deleting my account again ...i do what i can to help others on here but it always seems like i dont get the help back..ive bbombed my giveaway 4 days with no help at all i know . my bombers family is going to start helping tommorow ..im using dial up so it takes longer to rate stuff...i got cfnef of my stash items deleted yestherday and was told if it happens again they will delete my account..ok im done bit_ching

Can I Kiss You????
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

Can I Get Some Freakin Help Here
Iam not able to post MUMM's so I need everyone to help to make a MAJOR decision in regards to a tattoo Iam getting next 1.....This one will be on my upper thigh 2....This next one will go on my back just under my right shoulder blade So please please please help me to decide!!!! The next one will be done in 3weeks from Saturday

Can I Be Your Superman
Seems the universe just HAD to get one more idiot posted to my blog before my night ended. I received the following email from C.I.B.Y.S. followed immediately by the IM session. He's 20... gods forbid he even bother to look at my age! I'm not into kids. ...I think I would be just slightly more impressed if they only spoke English or at least in a manner that didn't hurt so much to read... its called a dictionary asshole! ohh woww.. u are just one beautiful woman [just one?]...i just love ur pic that smile just got me...I'm Mark by the way.. u got me all shy over here to talk to u..but i guess i just had to atleast try to talk to u. [Shy? So shy you make it to my blog which we all know means you tried to initiate online sex] i would lov to talk to u sometime if i may.if u gotta name on yahoo or msn would be good to talk to u on there..soo hows everything going with u ? hows life treatin u C.I.B.Y.S.: hey cutie how u doin Devils Daughter: I'm good, you? C.I.B.Y.S.: im

Can It Have Already Gotten To This Point?
What I am saying is I listen to the radio here everyday at work... 1 station woo woo... I am in Naknek Alaska... not much to choose from but at least it is Public Radio... So anyway one of the many topics today (09-11-07) Was this "How long do we remember and take moments of mourning for the 9-11 attack?" OMG! I couldn't believe it... I say how long do we remember July 4, 1776? or December 7, 1942 or the last weekend of May? or January 15 or any other day that commerates when a Nation changes it's view and way it interacts within it's own borders or the world. I will remember the Horror I witnessed On this day 6 years ago... I will remember it until I have no memory, until I die. I will always mourn for the victims and thier families. And I say that is how long "we" as a nation should observe the memory of this day... until "we" The United States of America has no memory for we have all died... Remember until there are no more Americans (present and future) Now I realiz

Can I Make Anyone Fall In Love With Me ??
You Can Make 79% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal. Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you! As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.

Can It Be Done??
i WANT TO GODMOTHER BY THE END OF THE WEEKEND.MY CONTEST IS HELPING OF COURSE SO MUCH THANKS TO ALL WHO ARE BOMBING THEIR FRIENDS TO HELP THEM WIN A BLAST. I HAVE LOTS OF PICS AND STASH-MOSTLY FUNNY ONES AS I LOVE TO LAUGH!I KNOW OVER 500,000 IS A LOT BUT I ALSO KNOW I HAVE TONS OF FRIENDS! STOP BY AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!I TRY TO RETURN IT AS BEST I CAN! THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE A RATE AND FAN IS TO ADD ME THOUGH AS I RATE AND FAN BEFORE I ACCEPT ALL REQUESTS BUT KEEP IN MIND THE BARTAB MOVES QUICKY ESPECIALLY DURING A COMMENTS BASED CONTEST ON MY PAGE SO IF YOU RATE A LOT OF PICS AND I DONT COME BY AND HIT YOU UP PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO MESSAGE ME AND SAY HEY YOU! SHOW ME SOME LOVE BACK! :p LOL MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY! ~ ♥Temptress ♥~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE AND TY!!!@ fubar crap! sorry for the caps lock but im not changing it all now!8-p

Can I Jus Give Up?
if u dont know things have been going shitty lately in my life. very few of u know what is going on. i jus have to ask myself what is left for me to go on for? if anyone has a answer besides the usual because i said so let me know because i have no damn clue. i am so confused and hurting so damn bad i have been fighting certain urges this last week or so and the ones who have been there with me thru most of the last months since may will know what i am talking about if u dont know what im talking about and if any actually gives a damn jus get ahold of me and if i feel like talking i will.

Canista's Phone Sex
Canista and I had been talking by phone for some time. And over that time, i knew that she was getting turned on by the things that I would tell her. I decided to see just how far she was willing to go. Canista's voice grew quiet on the phone. We had been talking for awhile. And our conversations had grown more and more intimate. I knew that she was alone in her dorm. Canista is a college student. She is in her early 20's, black and very beautiful. She has the kind of tits a man loves to suck upon. And a smile you can get lost in. I had met her on the Internet. Canista had told me about having phone sex before. But I had taken it slow, letting her get to know me first. But I could tell from the way she talked that she wanted more than just conversation tonight. "Canista! What are you wearing right now?" She took a second to answer me. "Well, I was already for bed when you called. I'm wearing one of those long t-shirts and my panties." The line was silent. "Do you rea

Can I Make It To The Top
Can i make it to the top, can i see beyond these tears, will the pain ever go away. can i make it. can i keep hanging on with all these struggles and trials that i keep facing. can i make it, when everyone is gone and i am still standing here can i make it. can i make it to the top, can i count on you to be there. it seems everyone is gone and i am here all alone. these walls i keep hiding behind, when will they ever come down. can i dry these tears can i smile again, will i ever laugh again. can i make it to the top, can ever see beyond the stars, find the gold at the end of the rainbow. can i make it to the top. The mountain seems awful steep, can i count on you to catch me if i fall, pick me up again. can i count on you to pull me from the raging sea. can i make it to the top, will you be there waiting for me. can i make it to the top, i dont know it seems like everyone is gone, and i am all alone. can i make it, can i find the light at the end of t

Can I Get Your Help?
Hello...pretty princess is my best friend n the whole world and she is also a shadow leveler...she helps everyone and now she is in this contest and i want to do all i can do to help her since I know she would do the same for everyone else. If you can just drop a few comments on her pic for me I would really appriciate it....Thanx Julie

Can I Ask You A Question?
Can I Ask You a Question? I sit here on the dark wooden pew. I stare at my short nails that I have been biting on for a least an hour or longer. I can feel the wet stains on my cheeks drying. My eyelids feel tired. I can barley open them. As the priest ends his eulogy I hear his mother sobbing. The priest asks if anyone would like to say something. The man next to me stands up. He walks up to the podium. His name is Michael. He was one of Justin’s good friends. He starts talking but I can’t hear him. My mind is far away. My friend Janet introduced us. She was going out with Michael at the time, and his good looking friend needed a date. I laughed at her. You see I wasn’t into the whole blind/double date thing. She bagged and pleaded. Finally I agreed. “ You better not be lying to me. He better be fine.” I said threateningly. “ Oh honey, your going to be thanking me that I set you two up.” Of course by the night of our big double date I was nervous. I was scared actually. So

Can I?
can i jus curl up and die the one thing i had to look forward has been torn from my grasp. for those of you that know i was pregnant well life has had the last laugh once again i miscarried this afternoon. guess im not meant to be happy ever

Can I Come Over?
Can I Come Over? by James Kirkland © Al sat nude, on the edge of his bed, still a little wet from his recent shower. He stared at the phone in silence, only his half-aroused penis a clue to what he was thinking. Actually there were two thoughts, at the moment, that were at odds with one-another; "I shouldn't, I was just over there a few days ago." and "Boy would I like to." Al's problem was that he always felt a little guilty about how he had to manipulate Maggie into letting him come over. He knew she didn't like the idea of cheating on her boyfriend, but Al would always manage to coax her into relenting anyway. This had been so for months and he still felt guilty. Finally he picked up the receiver and punched out the numbers. "Hello," a breathy female voice answered. "Maggie?" "Who's this?" "It's Al, c'mon, you know who this is." "Mm, hello Al. I just didn't expect to hear from you so soon." "Are you alone?" "Well..." "C'mon Maggie, is he there?"

Can I Borrow Some Sugar?
Can I Borrow Some Sugar? by adoration © I stepped out into the warmth of the sun – it was a wonderfully fine summer's day, one of those stinking hot days we can get in England every few summers, or so. I was wearing a brief little black thong, and I arranged a large beach towel on the recliner, and moved it to face the sun. On the little wooden table I placed my suntan lotion, then a sheaf of papers I'd printed off from the internet an hour or so before. I put a cold bottle of Becks beer beside the print out, then went inside to fetch the mobile phone. After rubbing liberal amounts of lotion over my body, I stepped out of my thong and lay back on the lounger, totally naked. I'm 28-years-old, with a well-developed though not muscle-bound body. Where I am muscle-bound is down there. I've got an uncut cock which is eight and three-quarter inches long – I know, 'cos I've measured it. I was quite comfortable with going nude because my back garden is only overlooked from one sid

Can It Really Be Possible?? I Have Won Again!!! :d
Besides getting the news yesterday that one of my photographs is getting published soon in the Parade Magazine, I have just received news that one of my poems, "New Beginnings" is also going to be published in a book in the winter of 2008! If I was on cloud 10k because of the photograph, I am now on cloud 20k!! LOL.... K Now, if that same Karma would spread over to my eBay items I have for sale, I might be floating off into the universe!! lol... :D

Can I Get Your #
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call: __________ text messaging (yes or no) _________ phone service __________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

Can It Get Any Worse?
So yesterday I take off work early to...do some things...and meet up with the most gorgeous guy ever. As I'm leaving him, I'm going about 5 miles an hour through this parking lot and BAM! Some jerk-off backs into me with his steel flatbed truck. Shatters my passenger window, fucks my door up super bad...and at first tried to blame it on me! So I call the police, and the insurance company...this guy's like, "the police won't come to a parking lot" and I'm like yeah they will! He gives me all his info and leaves, I'm almost in tears because this is TWO wrecks in TWO months! Damnit! Come to find out this guy was driving under a suspended license. But, the insurance girl was the best ever, it was almost 6 but she found a body shop to take it to, hooked me up with a sweet 2008 Dodge Avenger from Enterprise, stayed on the phone with me the whole time I'm freaking out... I hope it's not gonna be considered a total loss. I just bought that damn car. Because of some other dummy that fuck

Can I Get A Little Help?
Hey all... one of my bestest friends on here is getting close to leveling... with as many happy hours as we have today.. let's show her some love please!!! ~Lady Sunmaid~Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.~I.B.I.C~True Southern Sweetheart~@ fubar Thanks!!! Elizabeth P.S. She returns all love given! She is one of sweetest ladies I know!

Can I Have A Kiss? (lyrics)
Can I Have A Kiss" Excuse me for this I just want a kiss I just want to know what it feels like to touch Something so pure Something I'm so sure of What it feels like to stand outside your door I'm unworthy I can see you're above me But I can be lovely, given the chance Don't move I want to remember you just like this Please, don't move It's only a breath or two between our lips I know why you left I can't blame you myself Must be hard living with such an empty shell But if I can't hold you Can I have a kiss? I see that you're torn I've got some scars of my own Seems I want what I know is gonna leave me hungry All I have All I can give to you I will Just promise this If I can't have forever Can I have a kiss?

Can I Just Die ??
just 2 days ago i get a phone call after my parents were fighting, and i hear my mom say your dad and i are done because of him filing divorce papers but everyone in town conveniently knew 2-3 hours before me.. 2-3 hours i hate this grapevine shit i mean its my parents for 16 fucking years and now i dont have a mom??? for what because of "hear say" she fucked another man shit im not dumb i know my dad was fucking other chicks i mean hello its not nuclear physics dad always wants to be alone with females ?? isnt that a sign... but anyway i dunno whats to become of this "rampage" of the parents but they need to chill the fuck out im 20 yrs old and been through enough shit in life to be adding this to it.. oh btw 17 yrs as of december the 4th this is rediculous so anyway i hope to somehow go on a violent rampage and maybe kill all the trees in my areaand go to jail who knows i dont but peace

Can I Really Be A Witch
Generally the question that gets asked more than any other is from seekers inquiring as to whether they can become a Witch without being initiated by someone who is a Witch (and has a Witch lineage of his or her own). Some of my coven sisters and brothers say that they have met people who say that on the Internet discussion boards that they participate in they are made to feel that without a teacher and/or outside guidance, they can never be Witches. There is also the expressed concern that without a teacher the "secrets" of the Craft will remain hidden, which implies a dead end for those without access to the keys. I have often considered starting up an e-coven (an online coven) for those who wish to belong, yet maintain a bit of solitude, that could serve as a learning circle, instruct on ethics, rituals, history....and yes, even the 'homework' assignments that come with such a commitment, online or in real time, lol. The argument that one needs an initiator presents us with

Can I Ever Be Happy?
like it says can i ever be heppy is their a way i can go thu my life and be happy till i die i m starting to think not i found out today fromm my girlfriend her ma says if i do not have a job by mid december she is sending me back to wisconsin and i do not want to go back their i hate it their i want to stay here and i can not stand it in a place where i am hated more then loved here i have nichole she loves me their i have jack fucking shit i wanna stay here but i do not know how i can do it i am so scared right now that i may lose her and i do not want to lose nichole i love her so much if i lose her i will die and not in a joking fashion i mean dead as a door nail i can not deal with being apart from her i have tryed all i can do but with a criminal past you get dick for help from anyone * puts his head down and starts to cry * please forgive me for a short blog i have to go now ............. albert :'(

Can I Invite You Over???
Can I invite you over to my house? Sit you down on my couch. Have a little convo. Pour some Grey Goose...and take you to my bedroom, lay you down and turn the lights off. Light a few candles, take off my clothes, walk to the dresser and turn on some music. Then walk slowly back over to the bed, get under the cover and ask you to do what you need to do to get comfortable. I'll slowly climb on top of you and begin to kiss your stomach. And work my way down...and finally I get on my knees and start.................praying that you'll be blessed every day! GOTCHA!!! I wonder what you were thinking about when you were reading this.

Can I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Si

Can It Be
Laying on the sand, watching the water rush in. As the sun starts to set, on the horizon. Laying my head on your chest, feeling your heart beating beneath my head. I turn and look into your eyes. Thinking to myself, can this be real, or is it just an illusion? But as I see you looking back at me, I see the same passion in your eyes that I feel inside of me. I think to myself, I have found my heaven on earth, there in your arms, underneath the starry skies.. No other place I would want to be.

Can I Cry On Your Shoulder?
i am feeling sad right now...i feel like such a loser and i feel like a failure... i feel like a bad daughter...i never lived up to my parents expectations of me...i was an alcoholic, i smoke, i had a child out of wedlock, i am divorced and right now i live in sin... i feel like a bad mother...i only have custody of one of my children not both....i walked out on them when they were little and just got custody of my daughter this past year....i am so poor and cannot give them what they want...would be with someone who they loved i feel like a bad g/f....he deserves someone who is not crippled and can do things with him...someone who can travel with him...someone who isn't tired all the time...someone that has good credit to help his...someone that can give him his own children i feel like a bad sister...i can't do things for them but am always asking them for help.... i feel like a bad friend....otherwise i would have one and i know i am a bad slave....i defy him and a

Can I Invite U Over
CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WHEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU ROCK

Can It Be? More Drama?
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Children of alllllllllll ages. Sit right down because the show is about to begin! Lol, omg! This new feature is going to cause so much drama I don’t think ill be able to stand here. The fact that your rating behavior is now going to be public knowledge is no doubt going to cause some issues. I mean, part of the illusion and fantasy of this place is to feel special. And its hard to feel special when one of your “special” friends is leaving comments on 50 other peoples page. Not that I care, or you should care, but the illusion sure is gone. Its like it runs and tells on you, lol. I am completely secure with all my relationships with all my friends. I understand that it is possible you might on the slimmest of odd chances actually maybe kinda sorta could have other friends, lol. But I know some of the more insecure folks around here are going to fold up like a whicker chair under a fat man, lol. The bottom line is that this feature should

Can I Trust You With My Heart?
Please sit down, and look my way. There is something I'd like to say. The time is now, This must be my cue. Because now I find I'm falling for you. It's scary to feel the way I do. Remembering what my hearts been through. Would you break it, if I gave it to you? Or would you mend it, and make it new? Would you love me, and hold me tight? Reassuring me it'll be alright. Would you Love me forever or just for awhile? Would my love be trusted or put on trial? Would you be true, loving only me? Or would I be one of two or three? I've got to know right from the start. Can I trust you with my heart? Everyday I get more afraid Of giving my heart away. Scared of what love will bring Yet I really hope you will stay. I so want to trust you Please don't let me down. For I am giving you a chance To turn my life around. Don't take it for granted 'Cause it might not last long I have weak thoughts And my heart isn't too strong Are you for me, Me for you? Do y

Can I Get A Little Help...please
I only need like 22,000 comment to win my happy hour. PLEASE come and help me get this finished. I AM CALLIN ALL NBDS PLEASE I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY OF YOU. All my firends when you have time PLEASE help me get this over. THANKS SO SO SO MUCH...Just click the PIC..I'll thank you all and return the love I SWARE!!

Can I Get A Rate... Maybe A Comment??
Hey all... I like getting kisses for Christmas... and I have some already on here (although real is best, this will have to do since I am single)... if you could please click the picture below and at least rate it, maybe leave a comment or two... I will appreciate it greatly. I get 5 kisses per rate and 2 kisses per comment. Thanks!! *AngL*

Can I Tie It In A Bow?
Prince: ok fine ->Leigh: well considering the fact I don't have either messenger that would be a negative Prince: ok so dont wanna be msn or yahoo friends ->Leigh: pft .. i was only kidding put it back in your pants child . ->Leigh: what you do is click the little microphone thingy and bam you got a messenger thingy Prince: lol ok as u wish ->Leigh: no its not ->Leigh: you wanna show me your penis .. aww Prince: its difficult here ->Leigh: why .. we are talking just fine on this Prince: u got msn or yahoo ->Leigh: omg .. I'm gunna need to break out the Microscope holy cow .. how the hell can I tie that in a bow Prince: 9.3 inches ->Leigh: wow your penis must be pretty big then .. Prince: lol sure ->Leigh: so its big? can I tie it in a bow? Prince: lol i have ncie one though ->Leigh: if your penis is big Prince: on what ->Leigh: depends on Prince: i am fine thanks wanna be friends ? ->Leigh: good you? Prince: how r u ? ->Leigh: hi Prince: Hello

Can It Be Real?
I wrote this in April of 07 It's cold out tonight, the air is still. The silence is killing me. I close my eyes and see you clearly. I shut out the sounds of the world and I can hear your moans. The scent of your love lingers on my comforter and blanket. Oh how I wish you were here but.. your not. The memories of our encounters are fresh in my mind. I can almost feel the warmth of your body. Your breathing becoming heavy as I kiss your neck. My hands slowly.. softly running down your chest, teasing your breasts, and circling your nipples. We kiss as I let my hand wander down your panties. Gently I start rubbing your pussy. As you become wet your clit becomes hard and I quicken the pace. Sliding a finger in and out massaging it as you move with my hand. You start to climax for the first of many tonight begging me to suck on your nipples. Laying on my back you climb on top of me. Slowly pull the shirt over your head and massage your beautifully expo

Can I Get A Rate?
Me And My Fu-Wife Ecuadorian Goddess Are In A Fu Couple Of The Year 2007 Contest .. We Have Till Jan 20th To Get As Many Rates As We Can.. It Is Rates Only ... So No Comment Bombing Needed... So Please Take A Minute And Leave Us A Rate On This Pic...Thanks In Advance Sgt. Raider & Ecuadorian Goddess

Can I Meet Your Heart (not My Poem But Thought Its Pretty)
Can I meet your heart? I want to know the inside Not the out I want to see the real you I want to know all the good you do I need to see the scars within I want to see where you have been Whether good or bad Whether happy or sad I want to see the inside of you I want to know the heart aches you have been through Don't be afraid My love will never fade I will always love you no matter what And your privacy I will never invade Just show me who you really are I want our relationship to go far Introduce me to your heart If you do, we will never fall apart. Can I meet your heart?

Can I Really Be So Strong
Can I really be so strong As to love without holding back Boundless and free To love without fear Give away my whole heart Trust you to be its protector That’s a lot of responsibility To put upon one person To me it sounds crazy Yet this is what you expect of me I need to trust you I want to trust you Not to leave me here alone in my love Take my heart and never break it I want you to always be here beside me To hold me close Whisper sweet words into my ear Premises of faith and devotion Unto me and only me I will love you forever Never shall I sway in my vows of love I will surrender to you my very soul My very last breath of life will be in love for you So long as you take care of my heart I will give my life to you

Can It Get Any Worse? Yes. But Why?
Wow...talk about day from HELL. This day has gotten Way too long and it's still not over. Went to the school to pick up my daughter Hunter and Morgan to take them to the horse club at the 4H. That went okay...yup...on my way back, in the middle of school and rush hour traffic my car decides to stop running. Stopped behind a school bus that was stopped at the railroad tracks. I know I know...a lot of stops..sigh. It just DIED. No great last gasp, no last agonal breath, nothing. After a few minutes the people behind me figured it out and started going around me. No one honked or yelled or gave me the finger, but I know they were irritated. Not one but TWO Jones County Sheriff's Deputies came to the rescue,turning their blues on and directing traffic. Then they told me to put it in neutral and they pushed me and my car to the side of the road. One of them popped the hood and did a sound/visual diagnosis(LOL). Said the alternator was draining the battery. He told me him

Can I Borrow $25
Can I Borrow $ 25.00 Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just wan t to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down . SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some o ther nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The

Can I Count On You're Support?
Ok this is new to me...but I decided to enter into a contest...the prize? A VIP a 3 day Blast and 500,000 FU Bucks is what I can win! What I need you wonderful friends to do is comment me and rate me....I need 50,000 comments...and the more rates I get the more Fu Bucks I get...I get 10 points for every rate as and added bonus! please click this pic!!!! I just want to thank you all for your help in advance....show me the love and I will do the same!!!!

Can I?
CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING ME.

Can It Work
so there is this totally amazing guy i've been talking to for a while now and we both kinda like each other. the issue is he lives in NC and well I live in NY. I want to give him a chance, I want to be his girl but Im so scared the distance would kill anything we could possibly have. He swears he would never hurt me and I want to believe that but it scares the hell outta me to think that we could really make this work. Hes only three years older then me. And he loves kids, he knows bout my lil angel and has no issue with it at all. He is still willing to be with me. We have talked about it but not made a decision yet. I dont know what to do. Can we really make it word even with the distance?

Can I Have My 25 Yr Old Body Back Please?
Damn, I am hurting all over! It sucks to not be 25 anymore!!! We went to a wedding yesterday and it was at a country club with a beautiful golf course. The wedding was inside being that it is February and chances are, it is going to be either cold or raining. Where we sat for the ceremony was over looking the golf course and just beautiful. The ceremony was short and to the point. I am not fond of wedding ceremonies that drag on....blah blah blah! The day was absolutely beautiful and sunny and warm for a winter day! The reception was above where the ceremony was and we had names of where we were supposed to sit. We were sitting at a fun table. After the dinner and cake, the dancing started! I danced the whole night and boy do I feel it today! I guess the 6 or 7 Vodka drinks didn't help the situation today either! At least I didn't dance on the table top! I did however try to get my brother-in-law to dance who was not wanting to. How did I get him to dance? I went behi

Can I Have You?
I don't know who wrote this, but I liked it so much, I'd thought I would post it. Can I have you? Oh, please say, "yes" Because in my heart I will accept nothing less. Can I have you to cherish and to love Because you truly are a blessing from the heavens above. Can I have you when I open my eyes And when my emotions turn into waterfall-like cries. Can I have you when things are going wrong 'Cause I know- if I have you it won't last very long. Can I have you from sunrise 'till sunset Because having you always is something I'll never regret. Can I have you in my arms like I have you in my heart Because I love everything about you, each and every part. If there's anyone else for me... then, please tell me "who?" But since there's not, just answer this... Can I have you? Anonymous

Can I Feel You
You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near. Matt I LOVE YOU XOXO

Can It Be?
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Can I Have A Minute Of Your Time Please
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Can I Borrow $25?
Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard every day for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the li

***can I***
Can I ever make someone truly happy? My flaws flow through my veins. Throughout this imperfect body. My personality is good but lacks something as always. All I do is disappoint you when I'm only being me and trying to make you happy. I wish I was perfect for you. Make you happy forever. Have you fall in love with ME. The person I am flaws and all.

Can I Hold You As If You Were Mine?
Can I hold you as if you were mine? I wish to keep you forever close, I'll let go at the end of time. There is undescribable joy when I hold you in my arms. If you allow me to embrace you, I'll keep you from harm. We belong to no one, free as a bird in the sky. My feelings for you grow stronger, this I can't deny. Allow me to take you in a lover's embrace, so close that together our hearts will race. Maybe one day I will hold you as if you were mine. Until then, my heart will continue to hold you, 'til the end of time.

Can I Trust You With My Heart
Can I Trust You With My Heart My heart is fragile. It is like glass. I have trusted many along in my past. It is not weak but a thick piece for sure. And filled with something compassionate and pure. Too rich for some and others too poor. Too broken for others who want it no more. My heart has been glued and taped back together. Only to face a little more bad weather. I have come this far, all tattered and torn. Looking for something called 'love' to be born. It will take some time, this I know to be true. With my heart, can I trust you?

Can I Get A Little Help Please?
Ok everyone, I'm in a give away, but I only need 5,000 comments! I'd really like to get 10,000, but I'd settle for 5,000. For ever 5,000 comments I get, I get a bling pack!! BUT! I only have until Aptil 19 at 12pm PST (3pm EST)!!! Here's what I'm willing to offer for those who will help me: For every 100 comments you leave, I will send you 5,000 fubucks! For anyone who leaves 500 or more comments, when I get the bling back, I will send you 1 bling! When you finish this, you must send me a message and tell me how many comments you left so that I can pay you accordingly! Here is this link to the pic: NOW GET BUSY BOMBING!!! Thank you :D

Can I Ask U A Question
here is a song that i heard and right now it is the way i feel so i wanted to write it down Can i ask u a question pleas Promise you wont laugh at me unsean i am standing here afraid I'll be the change as twisted as it seams i only love when its in my dreams standing in the moring light let the darkness faide away can u turn my black roese red can u trun my black roses red dowring in my lonyness how long must i hold my breth so much emptiness in side i can fill the deep sea i reach to the shy as the moon looks on one more year has come and gone time to let ur love bring down on me can u turn my black roses red can u turn my black roses red can u trun my black roses red cuz i feel alive living on love i feel alive living on love +4

~ Can I Touch You....there ~
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics ~ Can I Touch You...There ~ Baby, show me what you feel Come to me, show me somethin real I need to know, I need you completely Closer baby closer, come on lets begin Love is takin over, gotta let it in Ooh I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside Can I touch your heart, the way youre touchin mine Can I touch you there, touch you deep within Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darlin Every deep desire, till you and I are makin love completely Closer baby closer, cant be close enough I cant help the way I hold you I just hunger for your love Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you All I wanna do is touch ya baby Touch the very soul inside of you Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Let m

Can It Get Any Better?
What a night I felt so happy and I was at work (Like those two go together ) But i got some of the best text messages you could ever have from the most beutifull woman in the world. Made my night even though I could not hear her voice or see her. I could in my mind.. And that meantthe world to me. I can not wait to see her or talk to her again. Even if it is for a minute it would last a life time. I know it will be awhile before this happens but you can pray and dream right? Even if it only for a minute it would last a lifetime....

Can I Have A Raise
the Day the Penis asked for a raise > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > I do physical labor > I work at great depths > I plunge head first into everything I do > I don't get weekends or holidays off > I work in damp environments > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation > I work in high temperatures > My Work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > > The Response > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have > Raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > You don't work 8 hours straight > You fall asleep after brief work periods > You do not always follow the orders of the management team > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting > other locations > You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and > stimulated in order to start working > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end

Can I Hold You As If You Were Mine?
Can I hold you as if you were mine? I wish to keep you forever close, I'll let go at the end of time. There is indescribable joy when I hold you in my arms. If you allow me to embrace you, I'll keep you from harm. We belong to no one, free as a bird in the sky. My feelings for you grow stronger, this I can't deny. Allow me to take you in a lover's embrace, so close that together our hearts will race. Maybe one day I will hold you as if you were mine. Until then, my heart will continue to hold you, 'til the end of time.

Can I Ask U Something Please=)i Need A Bouncer To Read This
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Can I Get Some Help?
I Am Not Going To Be Home Today..But I Am Close To Leveling... 72,315 Points to go! Can I Get Some Help..As Always All Help Is Appreciated & Will Be Returned ..Thanks In Advance To Those That Help Sgt. Raider

Can I Borrow $25?
Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year Old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's n one of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the Man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an Hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can Borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you March yourself straight to your room and go to bed.Think about why You are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish Frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down an

Can I
IM DOWN ON MY KNEES IM BEGGIN YOU PLEASE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE MY LOVE IM DOWN ON MY KNEES IM BEGGIN YOU PLEASE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN YOUR LOVE I KNOW I LET U DOWN I KNOW I LEFT YOU HURT I SHOWED YOU YOUR DREAMS THEN I TOOK THEM AWAY CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE I PROMISE ILL DO BETTER I PROMISE ILL BE THERE BY YOUR SIDE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE ANOTHER CHANCE TO HOLD YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO LOVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO MAKE YOU SMILE ANOTHER CHANCE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY ANOTHER CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE PLEASE IM DOWN ON MY KNEES IM BEGGIN YOU PLEASE MBM

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WOW! I just reread my last journal entry; I must have really been hacked off that day. Things didn't bother to get any better throughout the week, well; they did, but not really a marked improvement. On 05/06 I got a letter from my P.O. stating that I had missed an appointment with her and I was failing to comply with probation rules by not attending a job seeking class. Funny thing about that though, I called her the very first day that I took this assignment and told her that I was working, I even rescheduled our appointment for the date that I did miss, then I had Chris call her for me, since I was at work all day, and reschedule my appointment for me. Chris told me that Shelly, my P.O., kind of got snippy with her when she called to reschedule, but did so anyway, needless to say, it was after that that I got the letter from her. I returned her letter by e-mail. I tried not to be too cynical and condescending in it, but I don't know just how successful I was at that. I have yet to h

Can I Get High Lights In My Hair?
I let my daughter dye her hair from time to time.This weekend she did the red high lights to her black hair.It looks good. My daughters hair is short so there is always some dye left over. In a need of not wanting to be wasteful her friend who spent the night calls her dad and asked if it is ok if she gets high lights in her hair. He says "sure thing".He failed to ask what color.This girl has beautiful long blonde hair.She is now grounded for a week.Never as a parent go with the "sure thing" if you don't know more details. Guess she will be looking at those high lights alone for awhile.

Can I Get A Witness?
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~can I Touch You...there~
~Can I Touch You...There~ Baby, show me what you feel Come to me, show me something real I need to know, I need you completely Closer baby closer, come on lets begin Love is taking over, gotta let it in Ooh I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine Can I touch you there, touch you deep within Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darling Every deep desire, till you and I are making love completely Closer baby closer, cant be close enough I cant help the way I hold you I just hunger for your love Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you All I wanna do is touch ya baby Touch the very soul inside of you Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Let me be the one to show you just what love c

Can I Love You
I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

Can I Please Get Some Help Winning A Happy Hour?
I joined a giveaway for a happy hour...I have 8 weeks from today 7-19-2008 to get 50,000 comments...If I can get just a little bit of help from my friends, I might be able to pull this off and have my very first hh :) any and all comments are appreciated...

Can I Begin To Laugh By Smiling Now?
A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. --Madeleine L'Engle The ability to laugh at ourselves has always been important. In old days, fools and jesters held an important place in the royal courts. Today we have clowns who make us laugh. If we look closely at a clown's face, we will often notice a bit of sadness around the eyes. Clowns are able to move easily from sad expressions to ones full of delight very easily. For all of us, laughter and tears come from the same deep well inside. And often, after a good cry, we find ourselves ready to laugh, easily and joyfully. Laughter is a gift waiting for us on the other side of our sadness. Can I begin to laugh by smiling now?

Can I Borrow $25 Dollars?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such hildish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier

Can I Borrow Someone's Shower? Please? :d
Hot water is off at my house until i get the money to turn it back on, so i was wondering if anyone would be so kind as to let me shower at their house? Cold showers are just not possible, I'm too warm-blooded i guess haha... well, if anyone's willing to let me use their shower on a semi-regular basis, that'd be awesome. I can shower at work, but that's not always feasible, timewise. Like on days i don't work. hehe. Well, msg me if you would like to help me out with this! Thanks so much in advance! :D

Can I Trust You With My Heart?
Many days go by, And miles apart. Need to know how you feel, Have a hold on my heart. Been hurt many times, Is this for real? So hard to tell my heart, How I really feel. I stare at the image, In front of me. Am I lying to myself? I cannot see. Love has me blind, And in perfect agony. Everyone talks, confusion insues, Are we meant to be? I am as a child, Scared in her bed. Afraid to move forward, For the monsters in her head. Want to share my life, And passion with you. How long must I wait, To hear your feelings too. Love is a funny thing, And scary you see. Especially when everyone says, Your not meant to be. Tell me how you feel, And why we are apart. Tell me baby please, Can I trust you with my heart?

Can I Just Get A Rate?
Please Rate me in my contest - even though the contest is technically all about the comments - Rates count too! Just click the pic and rate me! & I would love it if while u r there u leave some comments! :D TY all help is appreciated so much.

Can I Be Your Slave!?!? ;)
So who Wants/Needs a good SLAVE? Well I am up for Auction~~~~~~Silverpixi's auction to be exact.....The auction ends the 24th of August....So ya need to come bid on me....and well heck...if I'm not what you are looking for..check out the others that are on the Auction Block! GOOD LUCK!!!! & Happy Bidding!!!!! [ fubar.com photo: 4099075033 ] This was brought to you by ME!!!! HEHE

Can I Get A Freakin Bone
I am so freakin happy to do what you want...oh and please be sure to shit on me when you're through with my services. It doesn't matter that I am a mother of a 2 yr old she-devil, a student working towards bettering herself for my family and working 2 flippin jobs, no please ask me to do something for YOU.. I'm all ears... You may ask.. WTF? And my reply is simple.... people expect way to much from others and not enough from themselves.... get OFF the couch and stop watching the idiot box long enough to realize that your life is the way it is b/c you made dumb ass decisions and left all of the grunt work up to someone else.... Geez calm down crazy lady.. I say no.... in fact piss off if that is all you have to say to me... For those who know me I'm sure you saw this coming... my top has now popped... run for the hills!!!

Can I Get At Least A Rate???
HELLO EVERYONE!! TENNISGIRL1987 IS IN ANOTHER CONTEST!! CONTEST ENDS SEPTEMBER 3. RATES ARE 3 POINTS AND COMMENTS ARE 1. SHE NEEDS AT LEAST 11,500 POINTS TO WIN ANYTHING. SO PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO RATE/COMMENT. ANY COMMENTS THAT YOU LEAVE, EVEN IF IT'S JUST ONE, WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :-D This bulletin has been brought to you by.... Arthur155 is the proud owner of Tennisgirl1987@ fubar

Can I Take My Rock And Roll And Cashew Chicken To Europe?
I spent last weekend with my friends from Denmark and have decided that i want to relocate to Europe, where ? Probably Denmark to start. My friend Casper's girlfriend convinced me that I need to go to Denmark, the average weather and dry air, the real women, and the attitudes and ways of thinking have me sold on it. I have another friend from the states who lives in the Netherlands who wants to pimp me out, hopefully to girls hahaha so i know at least i'll one job i could fall back on hahaha I just want change, and i'm tired of the way's of thinking that i see everywhere around me. I really don't think that America is going to revert back from the way's that it has changed in the past 8 years for a very long time, if ever. It's the way of thought that this country was founded on that i have been ashamed of ever since i was old enough to understand what my mother was telling me and what the true history of this country is. Ever country has it's sad story but i want to live in an

Can I Do Dis
“What Them Girls Like” Single by Ludacris featuring Chris Brown and Sean Garrett from the album Theater of the Mind Released August 7, 2008 Format CD single, music download Genre Southern hip hop Length 4:06 Label Def Jam, Disturbing tha Peace Writer(s) Christopher Bridges, Se

Can It Fit My Camel?
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore nd announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarressed, looks at her kind of strangely then (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately sks what brand of condoms she prefers. "Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!" The pharmacist fainted!

Can I Spot A Liar?
You Can Definitely Spot a Liar Maybe you have good instincts. Or maybe you just have a lot of experience with liars. Either way, it's pretty hard for someone to pull a fast one on you. You're like a human lie detector. Can You Spot a Liar?

Can I Get Closer To Leveling Before My Birthday
I was helped so much leveling to Godmother but I have not been able to get closer to the next level.. So with all my friends that I have I want to see how close I can come to leveling before my Birthday on Thursday the 25th All the love will be returned...

Can I Have A Beer Grandpa
> > A five year old boy and his grandpa are sittin g on the front porch together, > when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler. > > The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?' > > Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' > > The little boy answered: 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'. > > Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'. > > A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. the little boy asks: 'Can I have a > cigar Grandpa?' > > Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' > > Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'. > > Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'. > > A little later the little boy comes out of the house with mi lk and some > cookies. > > Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?' > The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass ?' > > Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'. > > The little boy replies, 'Then go

Can I Get A Clue
I ponder the day today...yesterday was hard. lack of luster and sleep. cold yet i was hot every where i went. I am not on here like i was I made myself busy with life and such yet SOME people still alawys find a way to crash into me...Let this be known about me. If your in my family I proubly talk to you everyday or at least once a week...There is a reason you are there. I trust you. I am not a point whore I have about 6 people I rate every week to help them and they know who they are. I came here to meet people and share my life and intrests ...spelling ick to early in the am...Not to get shit that is already obvious thrown in my face. Not to have screaming matches and Surely not to argue over any man or woman. Let it be KNOWN i am not dumb i dont need things shown to me that I been aware of for months. Let it be known if i advertise one of my friends have 11's on dont brown nose your way into there life because you are a point whore. BE real if it is possible. Dont spread gossip if y

Can I Borrow $25?
[[Every Man or Woman with children should take the time to read and COMPREHEND what this is saying. There is no greater gift from God than the unconditional love of a child. And as parents, we should ensure that we are deserving of that love. Some of us aren't... D.]] A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straigh

Can I Have Your Number
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Can I Get That Number?
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Can I??
Can I help it that I've grown up, I can't take back mistakes, I know in my heart and see with mine eyes, Time has brought some change, I've changed for the better, Although some may not see it for the blinders on their eyes, They count me for who I was, not who I am, In my past, failed I have, I am but only woman, So out with the old, And in with the new, But unchanged true is my heart, It longs for the same and gives of it's all, For it's love is all I've got.

Can I Get A Lil Help From Friends?
~~~~~~~~~~~~ SO I NEVER DO THIS BUT I DECIDED TO JOIN MY VERY FIRST MOST RATES AND COMMENTS CONTEST SO IM ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP! IF YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES CAN YOU PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT ON THE PIC?? PLEASE JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW...TY IN ADVANCE ~~~~~~~~~

Can I Live
Babies having babies they to young whats goin on cause this is real crazy but i wont say lately cause this has been always it hits us as a community its affectin us so greatly before 9 months has barely begun and they thinkin bout endin it so it doesnt happen in the first place we need to give em knowledge by workin together so we can help to prevent it like nick said can i live but whats inside of you you cant hear them but you can hear them an it got you thinkin cause u kno deep inside u constantly its what they've been sayin its what they been askin can i live they been beggin and they been pleadin you go to a building the sign says clinic as you step inside you notice something the other teen girls and how its so sterile and quiet you look for the people outside ya know the ones people talk about with the signs protesting they dont agree with what your doing and they wantin to riot they say that its murder and u know its not right its been weighin

Can I Change My Mind
Can I change my mind Did I think things through It was once my life It was my life at one time Got up early found something missing My only name No one else sees but I got stuck Soon forever came Stopped pushing on for just a second Then nothing changed Who am I this time where's my name I guess it crept away No one's calling for me at the door Unpredictable won't bother anymore Silence gets harder to ignore Look straight ahead There's nothing left to see What's done is done This life has got it's hold on me Just let it go What now can never be I forgot that I might see So many beautiful things I forgot that I might need To find out what life could bring Take this happy ending away It's all the same I won't waste this simplicity on possibility Get me up Wake me up Dreams are filling Traces of blame Frozen still I thought I could stop Now who's gonna wait Now what do I do Can I change my mind Did I think things

Can I Borrow $25?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's

Can I Borrow $25 Dollars
I FOUND THIS ON LADY VICTORIAS PAGE. PLEASE DNT BE AFRAID TO PAY IT FORWARD! THANK YOU SISSY! LUVZ YA! A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly we

Can I Have Whatever I Want
If I were a boy Even just for a day I’d roll out of bed in the mornin And throw on what I wanted and go drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I’d kick with who I wanted And I'd never get confonted for it Cause they stick up for me. [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man. I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause he’s taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Mj4o ] If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell everyone it's broken So they think that I was sleeping alone I’d put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that she’d be faithful Waitin’ for me to come home [Chorus] It’s a little too late for you to come back Say it's just a mistake Think I’d forgive you like that If you thought I would wait for you You thought wrong

Can I Get Some Help Plz
I need more friends so please can you guys help me. I am having a hard time because I made a mumm saying that and it wasnt even a bad mumm and it got marked nsfw. I mean it happen in like 2 seconds. I am having a hard time and I need a little help.

Can I Just Stay This
Really is it that hard to do each other right on this sight???? The things that irk me the most...I rate alot of people with autos on and a few of them do payouts and ty, fudaddy cynz southern. On a regular ty for that. And in reality i just level by nature i suppose and that is ok i try and bling back when i can and when i place bets on auctions i be the first one to pay up but really??? How bout you asses that beg for bling and never even say thank you. Or i give it just because i thought we were friends and no wow or anything. Last time i checked i work real hard for my money except for a few exceptions i will never meet you in real life...Am i taking the fu too serious??? maybe but i beleive in give and recieve I can only give so much. Without even a mfkn simple ty??? I will stop CUZ its bullshit....

Can It Be Done?
> > I wonder if I can cut what I have left to get to angel in half??? Auto 11's will be on through 6pm EST (3pm Futime) TONIGHT! !!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

Can I Make You Happy
I think its amazing how people can love without a care when the one I love always in trouble I have always hoped for that wonderful day when I wake and I don't think to call her up just to see if shes a live or dead But the only thing I know for sure is that I love her and she loves me back or love is so strong that I think that sometime we share a bond A bond so strong that we could break though pure stone just the two of us together as one Oh how I dream of that day but yet I know that it might never come by now I have grown up and know that it may never come So now i try to make the best of it and hope truly that one day she can be happy without worry or complaint of the heavy burden she must carry everyday of her young beautiful life

Can I Sleep In Your Arms Tonight Mister
Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong --------------------------------------------- Don't know why, but the one I loved left me, Left me lonely, and cold and so weak, And I need someone's arms to hold me, 'Til I'm strong enough to get back on my feet --------------------------------------------- I haven't smiled since he left me, Cause a smile somehow seems out of place, But I just need two lips to kiss me, Then I can smile again and I can show my face. ----------------------------------- Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong ---------------------------------------------- (FADE OUT ) Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister,

Can I Count On You
You were there , the first time I stumbled Will you be there, each time I fall Will you care, for me forever Darling promise you'll love me most of all. Chours: You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel the same way I do When times get hard, will you see me thru What I need to know, can I count on you. Break When the years, have turned our hair to silver will you still , wear that band of gold say you'll be here always beside me will I still have your hand to hold You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel , the same way I do When time get hard, will you see me thru what I need to know, can I count on you. What I need to know, Can I count on you..

Can I Get A Hells Yeah!!
Okies friends im going to take a shot at this point whore business at least for a day and see what happens. Lipstick ( the sweetest woman on fubar) has gotten me an auto 11 bling and as of right now im a little over 2 mill to godfather. Feb 11th will be my 2yr fu-anniversary so would be cool to get that lil icon by my name hah! Now Idaho had gotten me an auto 11 bling when it 1st come out (before the easy rates and all this other jazz so lets just say i bombed when i used it). I would like to utilize and capitalize as much as possible with this one and im counting on all my friends to help me. My VIP ends in like 6 days so i need to do it before then which means if ya'll have them ez rate folders let me know so i can snag and upload em please and thank you. Also im not good with bulletins and pimping so if anyone would like to take the initiative and do so ill make you a special salute or something. With all this said i suppose picking a good day to activate it is my next step ( af

Canine
canine \KEY-nahyn\, adjective: 1. of or like a dog or member of the dog family noun: 1. any animal belonging to a group of meat-eaters including dogs, foxes, and wolves adjective: 1. pertaining to a canine tooth noun: 1. one of the four teeth next to the incisors; cuspid

Can I Have A Spanking????
I entered a contest for rates and the winner gets a Happy hour. Can you spank this picture with a rate. All I need is one rate. I started in later then the rest did please will you stop by. I need 600 rates too win. Thank you for helping me!!!! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar

Can I Give You Some Advice From A Guy's Point Of View?
Valentine's Day is around the corner, for couples it's the big thing for them , for singles, some would use this oppertunity to tell the other half about their feelings while others just hate this day exisits. I want to say a few things on what to expect and what to do and what not to do. If you don't want to read this i suggest you leave now. If you do read this and you think i'm a chump who don't have a life...... F#@k You, I don't care about your opinion. Before I begin I want to say this is not internet bashing. 1) If you are currently separated from your husband and if you have or haven't file for divorce and thinking about seeing other men. Make sure your mind is clear on what you want. If the guy tell you his feelings and you're not sure about dating at the moment. Let him down gently and explain your reasons on why you don't want to date him. Don't make it sound that you are confused about what is going on with your life in many cases you don't know what you are

Can I Get Some Help Plz ....
PLEASE STOP BY & SHOW LOTS OF LUV . A11S ONLY ON FOR LESS THAN 4 HOURS MORE . PM ME IF YOU NEED A FAVOR DONE IN RETURN ! TY ALL ! R.F.A.B. HAPPY 11s !!! -- Kro -- Fu-Engaged to ~AngelEyes~@ fubar

Can I Get An Honest Opinion?
LET'S REALLY CONSIDER THIS... THE KEY WORD IS BEAUTY NOT POPULARITY, NOT WHO CAN DO WHAT FOR ME, NOT WHO DO I KNOW BEST, NOT WHO IS A FRIEND OF WHO, ETC. NOW, RATE 1 PIC .. ONLY 1 PIC AND RATE IT HONESTLY.

Can It Get Any Clearer?
read: blog posted a week ago that still applies today seriously, here, let me answer a few questions for you: i do have yahoo. no you can't have my id there. if you want to talk, there's a damn shoutbox. i do have a webcam. i'm not going to get on it for you. get over it. i do have pictures that portray me in a sexual manner. that does NOT mean that i want to talk to you about sex. i like men. i just don't like you. please ask other stupid questions here, so i can answer them for EVERYONE. thank you. ~sin

Can I Still
I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

~can It Be You~
CAN IT BE YOU AFTER ALL THIS TIME BEFOR ME NOW WHAT ONCE WAS MINE?? CAN IT BE YOU WHO'S LIP'S I LONG TO KISS BEFOR ME NOW IS ANOTHER WISH CANT IT BE YOU OR JUST A DREAM ? YOU SMILE AND TURN I SMILE AND SEEM ALIVE AGAIN BY LOVIN LIFE 2-7

Can I Get A New Lawyer?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________ * ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until t

Can I Get Fubucks Donations Plz!!!
Kitty would love fubucks donations! If you donate I'll rate your pictures with 11's. I only get 100 11's tho. So Depending upon how much you donate will depend upon how many pics i rate 11's. I can also make you a Salute & a drop if you are a dj! Just PM me before donating so we can make a deal!!!! MWAHZZZZ, Kitty

Can I Tell You Yet
Sometimes I wonder how I feel about you, Scared of these feelings because it’s still new I catch myself thinking of the best way to share, Hoping you’ll return my confession showing you care And then I catch myself again… and drag my thoughts back to reality I am back at square one, does this just happen to me? Poems are so stupid I swore I would never do this But this is YOU, and you aren’t like anyone I have met How much longer do I have to write, can I tell you yet? When I come back from my thoughts I feel more secure But then I sleep… and the dreams of you occur The dreams I have of you are so vivid and clear I feel TRUE happiness inside and that there is nothing to fear People say dreams have underlying meanings and not to ignore them I say we both know what they mean and now I want you to hear Hear what I am about to say to you, feel it with my body, see it in my face Hear it in my words and tone when we conversate I love you! I love you more than

Can It Be
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives together, embraced in each other's arms and

Can It Be?
ok as James says on His Blog as i will also say here on mine We have a top ten of nothing but females. not saying anything bad about them. but its time for a GUY to be back up there. I am gonna try to turn red and would love if everyone could help. So come by rate my page, rerate, get all your friends to come and help out too. And thanks to everyone who got me where i am now. I really appreciate it. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. Thanks Everyone me and him have both decided to go for it both decided we would do the unthinkable its a long road to the Top but lets see if its actually possible? of course im expecting negative feedback as well as possative on this blog so plz speak freely - but how nice would it be? to finally have a dude in red on here? Plz comment as u wish and rate :) - Freezie

Can I Have The Rest In A Doggie Bag?
I'm sorry, I do love dogs, but my neighbors' are getting to me. Some days it sounds like they've decided to open a puppy mill. For the last couple of months they've had a backyard full of wild, yapping, puppies. While the image seems cute, the actuality is far from it. At any give time for any reason these four-legged piranhas are liable launch into this fusillade of barking, yelping and squealing. I've gotten a bit used to it now. But every now and then a visitor will come over and at some point the din begins. Someone asked the other day how I put up with it. I told her about the fantasy I have in the back of my mind. I'd never put it into words before, but when the little monsters get going really loud, I imagine they're venting their full puppy fury at a huge, slavering, Werewolf that's just about to eat the lot of them, whole. Then, when the barking suddenly stops, as it always seems to, I smile quietly and think to myself: "Bon appetit, Loup-Garou, Bon appetit."

Can It Be...
In the wake of all that is I see what was I see every sorrow chiseled on all the graves As I cease to be I open my eyes Just when this cold seeps in I awaken to mistakes I know full well what it is that I've done wrong Now I can scream as I fall I can feel the curse of mortal limits Knew what it was to end before I even began Took the weight of my world before my legs could walk I've seen love come and go, and come again Do I truly know how to return the love thats given to me I feel so numb from the neck down Walking in my life is like swimming through wet cement I feel the need to stand stock still As I move forward I see all I desire slip out of reach Perhaps I should charge full steam to the end It's possible that a new beginning will set this right Isn't it...?

Can I?
Thursday, April 10, 2008 CAN I? Current mood: content Category: Romance and Relationships Lives are for living I live for youDreams are for dreaming I dream for youHearts are for beating mine beats for youAngels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Canine Detection
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Can I Make A Suggestion
I cleared my throat, then continued. "How about we have a fling? It will only last while we're on the island, and will remain our secret. Once we're home, we'll go back to being friends. But for now, anything goes......" He said nothing. Still the hunger in his eyes had her toes curling. Still, his hesitation spurred her on. She wanted to nail this deal...now. She didn't want him reneging on their agreement at a more awkward time... "Listen she said, stroking his chest, and watching in satisfaction as he stiffened. "Why don't we pretend to be strangers? I want you and you want me. and while we're here, we'll indulge all over our sexual fantasies. No strings. And no holds barred. Deal? There were a few moments of silence, each one seeming like an eternity to her. Then suddenly he pulled her into his arms and kissed her roughly, frantically...thoroughly. Finally coming up for air, he touched his forehead to hers. "I hope you dont regret this. She wasn't going to worry about regr

Can It Get Any Worse?
This has been a long hard week for me. First I find out I have pneumonia. Back is in lots of pain form coughing so much. Next thing I find out is our homecoming queen from high school hanged herself over the past weekend & now this morning I found out my very best friend died. He had moved out of state but we kept in touch but lost touch over past year. This has really gotten me into a real depression. Like the saying goes when it rains, it pours. Never in my wildest dreams would I see my friend die so young. He was on 44. Not sure what to do. I want to call his parents but not sure if that is a good idea right now. My head is just spinning from all this action over past week :(

Canibus - Dead By Design [melatonin Magik 2010]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0gkzvfR5ak LYRICS Professor Griff:CanibusThrowing melanated molotov cocktailsEngineer directly out of Full SailRippin' the jacker, ain't nobody nastierSpittin' and grabbin' facts and data to enhance yaCanibus the lyrical adjective killaCanibus:My Melatonin Magik is enhanced by the melatonin tabletsCome take a walk with Canibus, Ardipithecus RamidusWhat the fuck is Melatonin Magik Bis?I still ain't understanding this shitOkay, my brain is a microchipMy two balls with a cane is a macro-dickI rap so sickI created swine PLOO (flu) out of an infinite mixYou tried to diss but can't even spitYou just stand there and wish with your hand on your hipsMan you a bitchWho the fuck is you to criticize a lyrical kingYou see, that's my problemI spit a thousand bars ya'll was silentI ain't heard nothing about itI had to give you three years to recognizeAnd then I realized, can't nobody even fuck with my rhymesThe internet is an early telepathic building setMy lyrics ar

Can I Get A Piece Of That Aaaaaah Pecan Pie?
I have an account on okcupid. I've met a couple people that way. ok... more than a couple. I've gone out on several dates. Some i still talk to but most were not a whole lot of greatness. Back in the spring, I was "matched" with a profile that had no picture. Usually I disregard these immediatly. Red Flag. blah blah. The guy was pretty upfront though about wanting one last big hoorah before he moved from Tallahassee to Seattle. He seemed genuine and funny so isent him an email just to see what would happen. We traded emails back and forth as well as pictes. He even made a profile here on fu to check out some of the many, many pics i have on here. Obviously, he's smart, too. We made plans to meet after he took a couple weeks to visit his family and find an apartment in Seattle. During his trip, I stopped hearing back from him. I figured he'd gotten busy and just really didn't think more of it. It's not like I'm in short supply of readily available dicks. I got an email a couple weeks

Can I Live?
Hidden in the new day's mist And all I can do is raise a fist The salt on the wound is too much to bare And no one's here to even care Can I live with a heart that's broken? Like shards of glass scattered on the floor Apreciation isn't given out in tokens And they can't fix this heart you tore Can I live with a fucked up mind? I feel so perverted and paranoid I'm so old and blind And I can't find anything to fill this empty void Can I live like a slave? Whipped and pulled by a goddamn chain Living in a dusty cave i guess I'm easy to tame Can I live like another lost soul? Living in a hole underground

Can I Get A "hooah", "hoo-rah", "hoo-ya" Or "oo-rah", From A Real Soldier?
alright people. we seen enough fake jobs on television-- fake boob jobs, fake lip jobs, fake hand jobs, EVEN fake blow-jobs, but HERE is what sickens me-- http://fubar.com/2392960-- this guy is passing himself off as a soldier, and he cant even make up his mind on what rank or even what fucking branch of the military he served in.. now that's fucking bullshit!

Can I Own A Canadian?
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, to an observantOrthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is anopen letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on theInternet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I havelearned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with asmany people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexuallifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearlystates it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements ofGod's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mineclaims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canad

Can I Love You
I gave my heart to youI set my standards highI laid my eyes on you,I laughed and cried with you,I told you my hopes and dreams,My Love and Fears.My tears I shed all over your shoulder.In the end,I came to see that you werethe only guy I could ever trust.When I see you,my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness.When we talk, I can feel the load unloadwith soothing words from you.I have the feeling of love in my heart.In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. "In my words, I say "You are just a friend. "But in the deep end of my heart,I think of only youWhen I tell you my expectations of a guy,You tell me never to fall short of what I want.But only one thing stands in the way -You are a friend.Can I still love you the way that I do?

Can I Be Your Angel?
Will you let me touch you, will you let me hold you?Will you let me guide you to a world so pure and true?I could be your angel, your brilliant shining light.I could be the one to warm you, when it’s cold at night.I could help you when you struggle or when you won’t survive.I could bring you upwards when your in a downward dive.I could show your true love, a world where you are free.I want to be your angel if you could only see...Will you let me help you so you never feel alone?Will you let me hold you and make you feel at home?I could be your angel and hold your hand through lifeI could be your angel and take away your strifeI could help you fight it so you won’t feel the hurtI could be your fighter so you don’t taste the dirtI could be your angel and light your soul on fireI want to be our angel, my only true desireWill you let me teach you to be your honest best?Will you let me inspire you to go beyond the rest?I could be your angel, only happiness I would br

Can I Get This Filled Here?
I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. They have a little sign up that says "Please wait here to allow customer privacy" they actually have two signs. This dipshit walks up, complete with nasty stash, plaid shirt, and truckers cap, off to the side right up to the counter while someone is being waited on. I am glad the pharmacist called him out and told him to get back. Anyway, so they take care of the woman that is there, and he finally gets his turn. Now privacy be damned, because someone else called me up, but I could get the gist, he asked for two prescriptions, and guess what, one of them didn't exist. The other was a controlled substance (I suppose he got the Oxycontin for his wife *wink* *wink*) from a different pharmacy! Of course he didn't know where that pharmacy was, even though it is on the same freaking road, just a couple miles down. He couldn't understand the directions, and here I am waiting for the pharmacist to approve my order

Can It Possibly Be?
Well yesterday went a whole lot better than the day before (see previous blog to understand why) We got called by the humane society yesterday. They said they were nt labeling duke as a biter. Said that they put in there notes that when they looked at the neighbors leg..that it looked more like a scratch too them. So at least that part is good. They also said that she never went for medical check up..and that shes kinda running out of the time span for her to do anything about it now. Like my mom said..shes more or less just trying to start crap up..stuff that is free to her. I was worried that she might do a lawsuit just for the fact shes a bitch like that. Mom said she wouldnt want to waste money and shes only done what she has..is because its free to call people up. I hope so. Anyways.. work was also great. One of the best days I have had lately. I swear the hospitals done about every person in this county and next counties next to us. So many total knees.. and hips.

Can It Get Any Better? Lmao
(preface: hayden little step brother, Jeisse step mother amilia step sister in law, keegan older step brother) Biology test was super easy!!!!! i think i got advanced:) 2 hours ago via Text Message · UnlikeLike · You like this.

Can I Ever Get Some Sleep?
There is far too much crap going on in my life to let me sleep without worrying about it. I'm not even sure what to think about anymore. What makes it even worse is that I'm starting to have nightmares again. Not the kind of nightmares where something is chasing you down a dark alleyway or anything like that but the ones where friends die or I fall in love and the girl calls me a worthless piece of shit and I'm wasting my time (FYI: that's the most recent one) Regardless my brain is being racked by all this crap and it keeps me awake. I mean who would really want to sleep with all this going on. I guess I could hope that I get another random call about a job I've been wanting, only to find out they've called the wrong person. I hate that cliche that tomorrow will be a better day because it just seems to make me think that today must suck compared to a future I can't tell from the present due to a lack of sleep.

Can I Interest You In A Chicken Sandwich?
You know its funny but I think that both of our sexes go through the same trials and frustrations as we take our chances on the dating game. When you factor in the rise of the internet dating, things get just a bit trickier. How many times have and I said ‘this is it, I’m done’ and we go away from it for awhile, our tails between our legs, only to return a few days, weeks or months later with a renewed hope and a vision that this time we can make this work. This time we are going to be more open minded, more flexible in attitude and maybe even try with all our might to have no expectations. But isn’t it just pretty damn hard to have no expectations? I feel that I am queen of the no expectations approach and yet, if I am being honest with myself, of course even I have some expectations. Out here on the internet dating site, we hope to ‘put it out there’, cast a line and get lucky to snag the ‘big one’, the man or woman that is go

Can I Sleep In Your Bed
My hair brushed your face, while we were trying to rest. Both tossing and turning, trying our best. To close our eyes, drift off to Dreamland. You reached out to me, with a touch of your hand. You knew I was upset, you seen the tears shed. Knowing I needed you, that's when you said. Hey Mom, can I sleep in your bed.

Can It Be All About?!
My dream last night included a kid, once again?! My thoughts on the matter are my niece because I have so much love for her. Although, I realize I'm getting to an age where a decision of having one would be in my best interest (I think). Yet I have found my Mr. Right although we are miles apart at the moment whom I want to share the life experience with. I love my boyfriend dearly and know he would do it in a heartbeat with the love given in highest regard. Question: because I want this so badly is it becoming part of my dreams or is it a sign I should not bare kids. If you know me I am an animal lover to the extreme and enjoy spreading my love to those who cannot speak for themselves. Nothing would change to me caring for my pet's if I had a kid. Just having them part of my life had been the most fun. Not sure what to stipulate here as I do inquire for both a kid I can raise...strapping boy or beautiful girl? Does not matter to me... Dreams are beyond our realm and I wish I

Can I Kiss You
Can I kiss you I know it will help Can I see your smile I know it will make a different Can I just hear your voice I know it will smooth my soul You simply change my all You make me very happy when I know you are in my world all the time in my dreams in my thoughts You still my heaven on earth and I'll say it all the time And I'll be positive in my life coz your love chase away all my black shadows in my mind And I'll be thankful for you coz it is you who was in my heart

Can I?
Can words tell her. What my eyes truly see. Would she ever give what she gaurds most. Would it ever really belong to me. Through her mind so open. And deeply down into her soul. Only then will I have the chance. To hold what I long to know. Deep beyond your smile and eyes. Past beauty that sets you apart. I want to know truly. What lays so deep in your heart.

Can I
Why do I fear love? Is it the pain I have suffered? Over to many years I suffered through it. Is the feeling of failing again to strong to bare? Not knowing if he’s the right one. Is it the broken promises, that were never received? To give and get nothing is hard to believe. Is it the fear of losing myself once more. To live just for him, I won’t do yet again. Is it the late nights alone, being pushed aside, for friends and fun? Being told to deal with it, or that’s just to bad. Is it feeling of worthlessness? Nothing was ever done right, and I was nothing alone. To love is to give myself. To trust that person would not cause me pain. To give all of me, risking not receiving it return. I want love so bad it hurts, but can I really go through it all over again. With the right man I believe I can!

Can I Just Shake My Head And Walk Away From Here Now?
You and I are both aware of the meaning of the word shemale. If you are offended that I am calling the transsexual porn star album shemales you have the right to have your opinion. I am not degrading transexuals that are not already degrading themselves. I am a sissy and I do not get offended when I'm called a faggot or a queer becuase I don't let those words hurt me I have more power than that and I would have expected someone as open as you about your transgenderism to be stronger than a word. I hate that I can call my black friends my niggas becuaSe I'm white. I did not cause slavery or support it, I don't cause hate and don't hate. My suggestion is that if you are so sensitive about words that you might want to block me. I have taken life and all it's bullies face on and don't shy away from things that offend. I believe that if you want to take the sting out of "offensive" words you quit taking offense and use them just like they are intended. I use shemale to term a transsexual th

Can I Get That In Writing?
Basics Of Negotiations Negotiation – a discussion between two or more individuals, in which each individual presents a format of requirements, desires and limits, during this discussion each party will review the suggestions and presentations of each opposing individual and attempt to come to a mutually beneficial agreement. Negotiations are the foundation of a functional BDSM relationship. From scene partners, to life partners good communication is the key, and negotiations are one way of communicating with your partner what your needs, fears and experiences are. While most individuals are familiar with one or two types of negotiations within the BDSM realm, many do not realize the vast variety of the forms of negotiations that are present. Pre – Meeting Negotiations: This form of negotiation is done as a prerequisite to meeting someone. Normally a list of activities, and experiences will be exchanged and examined by both partners. It is at this time that

“can-it,…be,…said”?...
“CAN-IT,…BE,…SAID”?... (“CAN-IT,…BE,…SAID”), that we,…daily; lean hard upon, our sure Foundation,…Christ-Jesus?... There’s no other, for the people of the Living-God!... Let us surrender ourselves, unto Him,…and trust completely; in His Son, (our Lord),…constantly; looking-away, from all difficult circumstances,…to Him; who died for us, and rose again,…ascending on high: to live and make intercession, for us!... Only then, will His Heavenly-Father, (who is also, ours); not be ashamed, to call Himself,…our: God!... Amen. Your Friend, Izzy!...

Can Kitty Get A Cherry Bomb Pwease!
I'd love a Cherry Bomb! Here's the deal. If you get me the Cherry Bomb I will; Give you my YIM, give you full access to my NSFW folder, Make you 2 NSFW salutes, If a DJ I'll make you a HOT Drop! Pretty Pwease teehee, Mwahzzzzz Kitty

Can Kitty Get A Cherry Bomb Plzzzz?????
Kitty would love a cherry bomb bling. A11's won't really do me any good since i am not vip anymore. Offering: rate all your pic's 10's for a month add to top friends & family (if not there already) leave a comment on your page 2-3 days out of the week drinks daily weekly gifts a sfw salute plz help a kitty out. Mwahzzzzzzz

Can Love Be Found Online?
There is much said these days concerning the pitfalls of using the Internet. You need only pick up a newspaper, or magazine. Switch on the television. Or listen to the radio to hear the horror stories. So bearing this in mind, why would anyone look online for love? Is it in fact at all possible to connect with genuine people in this way? Success stories linked to the Internet are not unheard of. However first you must brush aside the love at first type tales. Yes these may happen, but not nearly often enough to make them of interest to us. Many people talk of the net as a dangerous menace and one that should be avoided at all costs. The Internet is like any major city, in that it has its beauty spots and its ghettos. Its high points and its fair share of lows. When it comes to the users we find online. Well these are the same people we might see on the street. An assortment of individuals from all walks of life. The reasons for going online and surfing the net are as numerous a

Can Love Be Possible Before Friendship?
Since this being my first blog ever. I want to try and make one about love, friendship and the like.Again this is my first blog entry, so I hope I did somewhat of a good job lol. To be in love with someone. Is it possible to fall deeply in love with someone that you haven't been with for more than only a few weeks or days? Is love at first site a myth? Does darkness within you clear up when you feel a great feeling deep inside you. People become friends. People become lovers.Some people cry when they can't be with the one they truly love. Everyone has many wishes that they want to come true, but yet each person has only one destiny in their life to accomplish before they pass on in life. Some people have a great fear of dying alone. Some people actually do. Those who love a certain person want to love each other till death do part. Love can be a mystery, but yet friendship too could also be one too. Love is patient and kind. Love has no boundries. Love knows no l

Can My Life Get Any Worse?
Well when I didnt think things could get any worse they do. Today my dad went and took a stress test because he has been having alot of pain the past few weeks so he went and got checked out and they sent him for a stress test well after the test the hospital called my mom and told her that my dad has a appointment at 2 and my dad wants her there with him so she calls me at school and tells me so i told her to come and get me so she does and we go to the hospital and when we was walking in my dad was walking out so we went home and he got some food in his stomach since he didnt eat since lastnight at dinner time because of the test so after he got food we went back to the hospital for his 2:00 apppointment and they told us he has to have a heart catherazation done soon so they was going to do it yesterday but there was no openings so they have to do it Friday so Friday my parents and I are going to Toledo and they are going to do this test and if they find any clots they might have to

Can My Favprite Cherries Help Out Another Friend
i have a friend that wants to level up in a hurry....i have rated all her pics and i am afraid i cant do anymore except this....she has helped me out this way so i feel i could extend the same courtesy......stop by and rate some pics drop a hello and maybe find a new friend....PLEASE REPOST THIS here is the link: > Bekkas{is a pirate with derrec:)}@ CherryTAP > > > > > (repost of original by 'devils reject-rate my pics' on '2006-11-05 16:23:35')

Can My Friends Help Me Out ??? Please !!!
Would anyone be able to vote for me in the Hottest Cherry contest ? You can bomb if ya want but i'll settle for one vote lol Just found out it was open and starting out like 300 and something behind. THX !!

Can Marriage Survive Infidelity
Marriage can survive infidelity. It's not easy. It hurts. There will be anger, tears, and depression. It takes time. It takes a decision to love. It takes a decision to trust again. It means no garbage dumping. It takes courage. It takes commitment. We say this because our marriage did survive unfaithfulness. Our crisis happened in our eighth year of marriage and the result was a really nasty divorce. Two years later, we re-married each other. We've now been married over 40 years. So, yes, we believe a marriage can survive an extra-marital affair. But ONLY if both partners are willing to work at making the marriage successful. Feelings Surrounding Marital Infidelity Some feelings that are prominent when a couple experiences the accusation of infidelity in their relationship include: Shame Guilt Blame Anger Hurt Disappointment Rage Embarrassment Forgiveness Jealousy Lust Resentment Denial Mis-trust Some Marriages Should No

Can My Life Get Any Worse?
i cant get a job i got fucked over from cooper standard they fired me cuz i couldnt keep rate well you cant when you when they dont keep you hoses they put me somewhere iv never been before and i didnt know wat I was doing no1 would show me iv had interviews @ other places but they end up lieing to meand not calling me back. I cant get a band.My pepow died not long ago who was the only father iv ever known.now my grandmothers mom is in the hospital dieing. i have no friends the girl i was with for 18 months is back with her x husband they are getting married again she wont give me any of my stuff back. he came in stole her kids from me stole my job and stole my women it kills me i will never be able to get over these 2 things, i donno wat to do no other girl will be with me what do I have left? I just ready to die

Can My Life Get Worse??
Can my life possibly get any more worse??? Apparently it can. I didn't think it was possible, but it is. I feel like my life is out of control. Like no matter how much I try an no matter how much I fight to keep it...it won't matter. I hate this. I hate everything about it. The things I do. The things I wish I could say. Nothing. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm not what I once was. I don't know how to handle this. Excuse me...I am going to go and cry myself to sleep.

Can Michigan Take Any More?
Just when all in Michigan thought nothing more could go wrong in this State, Chrysler is announcing later today over 2,000 jobs to be lost locally. Not just layoffs, but jobs totally disappearing due to restructure and consolidation. This State has lost over 600,000 jobs in the past 5 years already. The highest unemployment rate in the country is in Michigan, and people are moving out in herds. Who's to blame? That's the question going around, and each political party blames the other. Guess what people? The blame is ours. We allowed it decades ago when unions demanded higher wagers which made the cost of cars skyrocket. We allowed it when we let manufacturers begin to hide absortant amounts of profits. We allowed it when we started to depend of oil and gasoline from foreign countries so much. And only we can stop. Elect new representatives into government and hold them accountable. If the job isn't done, make sure they don't get another chance to screw up again. Even if you don't k

Can My Words Touch You
Can my words touch you shake you so much you begin to think you shouldn't blink cause you'll miss the passion of my Mental satin smooth & slow allow my flow to saturate inundate satiate I won't hesitate to submerge myself in the tunnels of your mind allow you to relax totally unwind close your eyes feel my fingertips trace the thickness of your lips your senses heighten on every word reading my whispers you'll swear you've heard the sound of my voice felt the slip of my hand invading your thoughts taking command gliding across smooth, soft skin opening your mind letting myself in....

Can Men And Women Really Be Just Friends ??
The idealist in me immediately responds with a resounding YES, while the realist in me, that ever-present voice that seems to see the world through pessimistic glasses, sidles up to the plate with a "now hold on just a second..." I have always believed the answer to this question was yes, and my experience has always been the opposite. Admittedly, I am probably the cause of my own problems because I enjoy men's company, and part of that enjoyment is sometimes flirting with them for fun. When in conversation with someone who intrigues me or piques my interest, I enjoy the interaction immensely, and find really stimulating people exhilarating. And I love drama and a good theatrical time in general. In my heart, I know I intend nothing. I want nothing more than a fun evening of conversation and wit. But in my experience, my men friends cannot help pushing those kinds of connections to the next level. It's almost as though we are programmed as a race to test every facet of the connec

Can Muslims Be Good Americans?
> > > > > *CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS?* > > > > This is very interesting! We all need to read it from start > > to finish......... and send it on to anyone who will read it. > > > > Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking > > out about any atrocities. > > > > Can a good Muslim be a good American? > > > > This question was forwarded to a friend who worked inSaudi Arabia > > for 20 years. > > > > The following is his reply: > > > > Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The > > moon God of Arabia. > > > > Religiously - no. . . . Because no other religion is accepted by His > > Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256) (Koran). > > > > Scripturally - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to the five > > Pillars of Islam and the Quran. > > > > Geographically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to > > which he turns in prayer five times a day. > > > > Socially - no. . . . Because his allegiance to Islam

Can My Life
get any more chaotic and fucked up? I show up today for orientation, supposed to be working 4 hours...and instead I get the manager saying "You aren't Van"...excuse me? After talking to me and figuring out I am, in fact, me...he apologizes and says I'm not the person he hired. FUCK YOU Holy shit, so now I find out that due to a "paperwork error" and idiots working in the office, I'm not hired. He interviews me, and says he'll call within 48 hours if he wants me for a seasonal position...wtf? I was told on the phone they wanted me for a part-time position, not seasonal, and I already had it. I wouldn't show up expecting a 4 hour orientation unless I was told to be there for a 4 hour orientation. For fucks sake, can't anything go the way it should...or at least the way people tell me it's going to go? I hate fucking idiots

Can Muslims Be Good Americans?
CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS? This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to Finish and send it on to anyone who will read it. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be a good American? This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply: Theologically - no . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia Religiously - no. . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256)(Koran) Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran. Geographically - no . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he turns in prayer five times a day. Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews Politically - no. . . Because he must submit to t

Can Men Tell The Truth?
ok these questions have just been buggin the ever livin shit out of me for so long, so i am hopin if i put this out there that I can get some real and honest answers... 1. why do guys like gettin a fat girls hopes up and just leavin them hangin? I mean come on guys do you just not understand what that does to a woman's self esteem, and then guys can't figure out why girls are always so down on themselves... 2. you are totally pursuing this fat chick, you tell her she's cute, sexy, pretty, hey wanna come meet me words, the girl gets there with hopeful intentions and instead of talking you figure she wouldn't have just come over to talk so i'm gonna bang her even if she is not so hot cause at least i'm getting my needs taken care of? 3. why do guys even use the old ass line "oh i'll call you tomorrow" or in this day and age "i'll text you" when you have no intention of ever calling her back anyway, unless your hard up for a lay? 4. when guys are gettin laid why do they even bother us

Can My Day Possibly Get Any Worse...
So i had to go into work today and talk to my boss... didnt know what it was all about but had a feeling... i was semi right about my feeling.., Due to the fact that i am going to be going to school in July for Cosmetology, and need a schedual change at work and my call ins since i started working there (which for 90% of them i have doctors notes saying i was UNABLE to work) I have to put a 2 week notice in before July. I dont understand WHY they keep picking at me, and never touch the people whom call in ever weekend when it is their weekend to work. I dont fuckin get it... But whatever.. so i have to look for a new job ASAP. I am so friggin pissed off right now... GOD FUCKING DAMN!

Can Money Buy Love???
so i have this friend who i dated about 12 yrs ago and we always joke about getting back togeather, but we both know we're better off as friends. anyway i was telling her how im working with a company to get a patent for an idea i have and how the guy told me once its done even if i sell 1 item in each store a day ill be the happiest man in fl, or i can sell the idea to a company for 10's millions of dollars! so she said to me for that kind of money she'd deffinatly get back with me, so me being the smartass that i am i said since she would only want me for my money, with that kind of money i could buy 100 younger versions of her. odviously she didnt think i could or this blog wouldnt be posted! to make a long story short, she said yeah if someone saw me driving a nice car, wearing expencive clothes, jewelry, etc. then yeah i could find someone who would come along for the ride take me for what they can and be on their way. then that classic song "money cant buy me love" popped into m

Can Muslims Be Good Americans?
Subject: Fwd: CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS? This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to finish And send it on to everyone. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are So quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be A good American? This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply: Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia . Religiously - no. . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah Except Islam (Quran, 2:256)(Koran) Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran. Geographically - no . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he Turns in prayer five times a day. Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make Friends with Christians or Jews . Politically - no. . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual Leaders), who teach annihilati

Cannibals
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

Can Not Log In
I know I have only been a memmber a couple of days as lancelot_69!But I cannot loggin as lancelot_69 for some unknown reason!Although I have logged in three times already today? So I cannot send message for help?Cannot send message to no one and most of all I can not delete my profile because I cannot loggin as lancelot_69!I had to create a new page just to get in and write this blog hoping some one would read it and tell someone who could fix it because I cannot message anyone! Great I am having fun at lost cherry!

Cannoli
Cannoli Siciliana ~ Cannoli are basically crisp, sweet crunchy tubes which are filled with a cream or ricotta cheese filling, often flavored with cocoa, nuts, chocolate, or candied fruits.This is a very traditional recipe for cannoli which are a very popular sweet in Sicily. You will need 3 to 4 metal cannoli tubes to makes these cannoli which are readily available at most kitchen stores. Do not fill the cannoli too far in advance, or they may become soggy. Shells: 2 Cups All-Purpose Flour 2 Tablespoons Unsalted Butter Or Shortening 1 Teaspoon Sugar Dash of Salt 3/4 Cup Marsala Wine 1 Egg White Vegetable Oil For Frying Filling: 3 Cups Full Fat Ricotta Cheese 1/2 Cup Powdered Sugar 1/2 Cup Mini Chocolate Chips, or Coarsely Grated Chocolate 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract 6 Tablespoons Mixed Candies Peel Optional- 6 Glaced Cherries, Finely Chopped To make the shells, mix together the flour, butter or shortening, sugar, and salt. Begin to

Cannabis, Dope, Pot, Blow
Which drug are you?Cannabis, Dope, Pot, BlowYou like to chill and smile as the world flows by right in front of your eyes. Anything for an easy life! Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Can Not...
I can't throw this headache, it will not leave me alone, it's like a leech. GHLDgafdgalfdsjgalsf;jgasl;fdg, that's how I feel about it. On another note...tomorrow is the day I take david back, and go to my dorm. I saw jane today, she was distraught because she just broke up with her boyfriend, so I bought a whip. It's cute, it's a pitchfork type thing. yay. haha that's all.

Cannabis And Lupus: A Patient's Story
Systemic Lupus Erythematosus by Lisa Swiderski I can remember being admitted to a hospital in New Jersey at the age of 3. My symptoms were baffling to all the doctors who had treated me as a child. I was first given a diagnosis of juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. I had a butterfly rash on my face, fatigue, continuous low-grade fevers, redness behind my knees, and excruciating joint pain and swelling that would leave me unable to walk. Just try for a moment to feel the feeling of being jabbed with an ice pick being driven way deep inside of the bone, or a feeling that someone has just put you on a meat hook, hanging by the bone. My left eye would raise up to the upper left corner. I experienced double vision, and my eye would tear for no reason at all. I experienced continuous pressure and was also very light sensitive. In my left eye I could only distinguish the difference between light and dark. There were times when it felt as though my eyeball was going to blow right out of its soc

Cannabis
ight people this is about weed, weed isnt bad, ok and its not the gateway drug, YOU ARE THE GATEWAY, it doenst make u do other drugs, u and may i say again YOU have to choose to do other drugs, most other drugs with the exception of shrooms daturaa inoxia and salvia are mand made or engineered from other plants, which makes them extremely dangerous, ok yes weed can impair ur senses and make u dumb for like 3 hours but it cant kill u og of one hit which other drugs can, so everyone who say s weed is thje gateway drug is only conforming to society's and the governments beliefs and words and should really look into that cause you are missing out, yeah its illegal only because government officials see it as taboo, but ya know what, if it was legal, you know ur mind set would be different and ud be smokin the only reason people see it as bad is because its illegal if it was legal then u know ud be like yeah whatever...so get ur mind straight and stop bitchinm about it, its not bad it just m

Cannot Believe It ...
just bloody got caught speeding ......... bloody policceman sitting in a bus stop didnt see him till the last minute and he zapped me with those stupid ray gun things ...... doing 49 in a 40 .... pluh !!!!!!! 60 quid fine and 3 points on my license which is not good at all im so pissed i know i only have myself to blame but this week has been seriously pants !!!!! pluh pluh and triple pluh !!!

Cannot Change
I'll love you if you're tall, I'll love you if you're short. I'll love you if you're pretty or smart. My heart is open now, unlike it used to be, 'Cause this love I feel between you and me can't be changed by you or me. I LOVE YOU

Cannon Balls
Cannon Balls. We must keep history alive!!!! In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem... how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too f

Cannot Be Contained...
SOMETIMES THE FIRE WE FEEL CANNOT BE TAMED, I HAVE SUCH A FIRE INSIDE OF ME, IT WILL NOT BE COOLED AND CANNOT BE CONTAINED, … HEAR ME NOW, I SAY TO YOU, THE BLOOD RUNS THICK, THE BLOOD RUNS THREW. COME TO ME TO FEED MY RAGE, RELEASE THIS ANIMAL FROM IT'S BITTERED CAGE. IT WANTS TO FEED, TASTE THE LUST, IT WANTS TO LOVE YOU TILL YOU ARE DUST. CRY TO ME SINNER, NO PRAYERS OFFERED HERE, I AM THE SEDUCER, I AM YOUR FEAR. ENTANGLE WITH ME, TAKE ME DOWN HARD, MOAN OF ITS PASSION AND RECKLESS REGARD. I PLAY FOR PLEASURE, YOUR PLEASURE TO PAIN, I FEED OF YOUR BODY, COURSE THREW YOUR VEINS. HEATED I RUSH YOU WITH PASSION AND BLISS, TAKING OF FIRE AND UNCALCULATED RISKS. I HUNGER FOR YOUR BODY, I DRINK OF YOUR SWEAT, NAILS TO YOUR FLESH, I HAVE NO REGRETS. THIS BURNING I FEEL SO DEEP INSIDE, I WANT YOU SO BADLY AS WE COLLIDE. RIPPING AND TEARING OF HEAVENLY SKIN, DIVING IN TO FEED AS I LET YOU WITH

Canned Vision
Beyond the whisper of a doubt, is not a place where a lily is found. Amoungst the tides of the growing lack for words, is a place where books are empty and scriptures are bountiful. Past the precinct of reason a shadow forms in the backround where my eyes once consumes the vision of far away. Still wondering and hoping, but reality shows a lost dream on the wake of the dawn. Fire grows in the backround as everything that was left to do has been closed off. An entire city was built over night and a small girl was left in the crossfire of shots. Go back to your little homes small people and remember the words that were left for you. Remember the thought and the heart that was put into everything believed in. Somewhere someone believes in you and is still smiling becuase of the kindness you gave. Awaking from a moment where you were still there is a canned vision. Something preserved although it has already been consumed. I dont know where this place goes anymore. I dont kno

Can Never Make A Woman Happy
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch..... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good

Cannibal
Thrash it bash it live to smash it Light the spark reach out and crash it Rip it stronger grind it longer Harder faster rabbit master Sleeping beast rest in peace Far too primal Rip the flesh taste of death Bite the gristle Killing game primitive inquisition Tear it up inside out Small incision Assimilate trust in hate Your obsession Celebrate assassinate Your religion Us and them hollow field Sensing fear Cannibal can't believe you're a person Cannibal Chop it up peel the skin Slow dissection Sick minds I'm blind to the reason Tune it up touch down Angel grinder Cannibal watch and prey on the victim Cannibal KIlling game Watch and prey on the victim Rabid beast Can't believe you're a cannibal

Can Nerds Get Women?
Let me ask you... honestly... Do you ever worry that you might be coming across as "nerdy" to women? I don't mean "nerdy" as in, into comic books and computers... I mean nerdy as in the OPPOSITE OF COOL. Call it "dorky", "wussy", whatever... they are all synonyms for one thing: UNDESIRABLE. These are all names women use to describe guys who behave and act in a way that is the OPPOSITE of what they want. There is an old saying in poker that goes like this: "If you can't spot the "sucker" at the table within a few minutes of sitting down, then YOU are the sucker." I love it. And after going through most of my life as the type of guy that women saw as a "nerd", FINALLY doing something about it... then showing other men how to do the same, I know now that one thing is for sure: If you are not 100% CERTAIN that you AREN'T coming across as "nerdy" to women... then you probably are. And if you're struggling with get

Cannibi Sensual
I came across a friend's status on yahoo...it read, "Teasing isn't fun..." Now by this time, there's marijuana burning in my lungs and expanding my mind... It's all about the tease, it takes artistry...wit, playfulness, sensuality...anyone can flash a breast and get a reaction. Seduction takes imagination. Search for those who can tease your body with words, make you moist with a turn of phrase and a look. Marry the senses and you will find bliss...

Cannot Belive This Happened!
I recently had an opportunity to meet a person on CT face to face while having a few drinks. After a few hours of conversation, we parted ways. Later the next day, I get an instant message asking "Would you fuck me?". Coming from a woman....!!!!!! So ladies, I know exactly how you feel.... When someone IM's you and the first thing out of their mouth.. or in the first 5 minutes makes some reference to how big their dick is, or how well then lick, it is totally disgusting. Becasue someone is on the electornic medium, then feel as though they have free reign to say/do whatever they wish. For once I would love for Microsoft to come up with a technology to allow someone to imbed in a chat program a way of reaching through the screen and delivering an open-face slap! I have heard the horror stories of guys behavior from many a lady, and I just wish they would conduct themsleves and say things as if they were face to face with that woman. If they came up to her, and said "I like

Can Not Stay
Why is it that I am feeling this way... Your sorrow makes me feel like i should stay... But I cant continue to pretend I'm into this... The only thing you had on me was your kiss... I would give anything to take your pain away... But it was time for me to get out I just couldnt stay... It was almost as if we were pushed into this... And I hate to think of the friendship we may miss... Because if we cant come to terms on how things came to be... You may feel that you just dont need me... I couldnt act like the feelings were there... As much as I tried I just cant share... But I wanted to act like they would soon come along... Mean while you sang that same ole song... It was nothing you did or didnt do... I just cant help it that I'm not that into you... But I had a blast when we were messing around... And I enjoy being around you when you act a clown... But if you are going to turn this into something more... If your going to be c

Cannibalism
Why am I angry? Do I stop my anger? Same question! My anger anchors me to my past hpoelessly Is my past all anger? Do I let my anger go? If I don't My anger will cannibalize me and I wil die lonely alone And my life past will be one giant regret Don't die that way! I have too much that is good inside me to waste to waste away... unknown unremembered unloved unloving unkind unhappy I don't want to die I don't want to die unhappy I want my child to die a child scorpionfish c. 12/21/01

Can Never Have Enough Of You
You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you.

Cannelloni
Delicate sheets of egg pasta are stuffed with a veal and spinach center which is then topped with creamy béchamel sauce and baked. : Serves 6 1 Recipe Egg Pasta, or 5 oz. Purchased Fresh Pasta Sheets Filling: 2 Teaspoons Olive Oil 2 Tablespoons Minced Onion 1/4 Pound Ground Veal 1/4 Pound Mortadella, Ground 2 Ounces Prosciutto, Minced 2 Cups Spinach, Steamed, Drained And Chopped 2 Cups Ricotta Cheese 3/4 Cup Grated Parmesan Cheese Plus 1/2 Cup for Topping Salt & Pepper Dash of Oregano Béchamel Sauce: 3 Cups Whole Milk 4 Tablespoons butter 4 Tablespoons Flour Pinch of Salt To make the béchamel, melt the butter over medium heat. When foaming, add the flour and stir briskly with a whisk or spoon. Cook for about 2 minutes, then slowly add the milk, whisking continuously. Cook for about 3-4 minutes more, until it is of medium-thick consistency, similar to a runny pudding or yogurt. Remove from heat and set aside. Makes about 3 cups

The Cannery
The Cannery seems to be a new casino up in North Las Vegas. It seemed nicer than the other casinos I have been to up there, but that is not saying much. The casino time was good - it paid for the tickets to the show. But the show venue sucked. Oh well.

Cannonball!
damien rice - there’s still a little bit of your taste in my mouth there’s still a little bit of you laced with my doubt it’s still a little hard to say what's going on there’s still a little bit of your ghost your weakness there’s still a little bit of your face i haven't kissed you step a little closer each day still I can´t see what´s going on stones taught me to fly love, it taught me to lie life, it taught me to die so it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball there’s still a little bit of your song in my ear there’s still a little bit of your words i long to hear you step a little closer to me so close that I can´t see what´s going on stones taught me to fly love, it taught me to lie life, it taught me to die so it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannon.. stones taught me to fly and love taught me to cry so come on courage teach me to be shy cause it's not hard to fall and i don't wanna scare her it's not hard to fall a

Cannibals
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"

Cannibal's Hymn - Nick Cave
You have a heart and I have a key Lie back and let me unlock you Those heathens you hang with down by the sea All they want to do is defrock you I know a river, where we can dream It will swell up, burst it's banks, babe, and rock you But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is bruised but unbeaten And beating like a drum I will sit like a bird on a fence Sing you songs with a happy ending Swoop down and tell you that it don't make sense To attack the very thing you're defending Didn't I just buy that dress for you? That pink paper pinafore that you keep mending Well, if you're gonna dine with the cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is banging and beating And banging like a gong I can see that they've hurt you, dear Here is some moonl

Cannibal Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Grilled Republican: $100.00 Baked Democrat: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

Cannot
Kisses, like jewels around her neck - and hands blazing trails to the firestorm, warm and bright - one night doing the impossible with a woman I cannot touch - I can't get there from here. I want the blue sky of her breath against my skin just once - let me in just once and let me find the breeze, the wind, the tempest of a moment with a woman I cannot touch - I can't get there from here. Sand, like warm water between my toes and waves lapping at our shore - I just need to swim inside her ocean and reach the crest of the wave I cannot know - I can't get there from here. Real love is elemental - fire water earth sky - I wish that I could try but I can't get there from here. © All rights reserved

Cannabis, Cocaine And Drugs
this was going to be the previous blog but i found it easier to talk about depression at the time, Cannabis what can i say that thousands of stoners haven't already said, but can you honestly say that it's good for you, that it gives you what your looking for, yes it can chill the mind and relax an overactive brain, but it can give you mental problems that are all to easy to see, 90% of the people i know take cannabis, and there all paranoid, and for the most part isolated and depressed, at one time i was stuffing about as much cocaine up my nose as keith richards when i stopped doing it when i moved upto scotland, but cannabis was rife and it stopped me going into cocaine when i got back but i smoked lbs of the stuff over the years, and slowly i came to the conclusion it was fucking me up more than the cocaine and i've slowly stopped, yes i'll still have the occasional one when life gets hard and i know i shouldn't, but my early teenage life upto my 20's were filled in a rock and roll

Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Cannibals Are People Too...
Good Morning. I seen many things on MSN to comment on but this I found truly funny in its reading. It is a story that is somewhat old, lets just say real, real old…but true! It is a story of how a tribe of cannibals wished to apologize for acts done by their ancestors many, many years ago. I wonder if they found this out by Ancestry.com? No matter… here is the story try not to laugh. This is serious stuff… After eating an English missionary in 1867, contrite villagers in Fiji are now eating humble pie and want to say sorry. Rev Thomas Baker, from Playden, East Sussex, was cooked and eaten by the people of the remote mountain village of Navatusila. They only thing left of Mr. Baker, a clergyman with the Wesleyan Methodist Church, were his leather boots - and they even attempted to chew them. The people of Navatusila believe they were cursed because of the actions of their cannibal ancestors. They have no electricity, no passable road leading out of the jungle, and down the years t

The Cannonball Is Heading Back Down Under
The Cannonball is heading back Down Under, and police are concerned, writes BARRY PARK. Organisers of next year's Cannonball Run are quick to distance the event from the carnage of 1994. It started as a cross-country race three decades ago in the US as a protest against speed limits, became a series of B-grade Hollywood movies, and now a Cannonball Run is set to return to Australia next year. Victoria Police is less than impressed, given the four deaths in a separately organised but similarly named event in the Northern Territory 12 years ago. It said it will keep a watching brief on the event, which will be held mainly on public roads. The company organising next year's event has held similar affairs in Europe, the US and Russia. The man behind the Cannonball franchise, Tim Porter, told Drive that next year's run, which would cross into Victoria as part of a three-state tour, would be nothing like the 1994 event. That Cannonball Run, organised by motor-racing identity A

The Cannibal Within
A WARNING : I will now reveal the facts to you--the hard, inexorable, terrible facts. The truth is not beautiful--it stands on cloven hoofs--it is covered with coagulated blood--but it is the truth. The human race does not control its own destiny. We may think we are free--millions of brainwashed simians living in a corn-fed Babylon called America believe this fantasy--but it is all an illusion. We are slaves--livestock--tethered on a long and invisible leash. "The Earth is a farm," wrote Charles Fort. "We are someone else's property." We may think we are special--holy, honored, valued--god's chosen primates--but that is a fraud. The dupes of superhuman forces, we are misfits and abominations. We have no higher purpose--no savior god died for our sins--we exist, only because our masters are infatuated with our meat. We have a choice: the evil may be patiently borne or savagely resisted M.L Maribello The ancestors discovered the pleasure--the almost orgasmic j

Cannot Say
What do you say, when she smiles, and it steals your breath away, when she laughs, making your heart flutter, when she cries, and you would walk through hell to dry those eyes, when she feels alone, and you would stand apon the highest peak to shout out that she isnt, when her heart is broken, and you would gladly give the peices of your own to make hers whole, what do you say, when you want to look into those impossibly amazing eyes, and tell her what you cannot say?

Can New England Pull It Off??***shrugs**
Everyone knows that the New England Patriots are going for the perfect record but yet they got caught cheating in the regular season who believes that just because in preseason they had the perfect record that they will win the superbowl? the way i see it is they are cheaters and yes i do want New York Giants to win, granted they are the underdogs but its happened before in the superbowl GO GIANTS

The Cannibal Within
The Cannibal Within I felt myself fill with fear I only stared at the water We got in a boat Days passed And nights Afraid of the cannibals The crew wouldn't go to tahiti Should have been afraid OF the cannibal within we shouldn't we must not yet soon the captain holds the tip of his saber he rips open his own throat his body falls to the floor of the boat like a bone among starving dogs i will always know i am drinking blood we drank we ate we slept human blood flesh

Cannibal
Cannibal A Rondeau . I am hungry and have nothing to eat save the flesh of Man which lies at my feet. The only draught, a tun of wine, the sparkling clear drops of the mortal vine which flows from the veins of Man's defeat. I have hungered a hunger so complete that nothing, ah nothing, can e'er compete with that on which I wait to dine... I am hungry. I pick up the loaf and inspect it's meat, then dip it in blood so as to make it sweet; but before it touches these lips of mine, I glance to the Host, expecting a sign and then starve in stark wonder at my own conciet. I am hungry!

Cannabis 'should Remain Class C'
Cannabis 'should remain Class C' Some types of cannabis are increasing in strength The official body which advises the government on drugs policy has decided that cannabis should remain a Class C drug, the BBC understands. The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs' decision would appear to go against the view of Gordon Brown, who favours returning the drug to Class B. The government asked the council to review cannabis's legal status, amid concerns over stronger forms of it. The council refused to confirm or deny a decision. Chairman Professor Sir Michael Rawlins said a report would be sent to Home Secretary Jacqui Smith this month. University study BBC home affairs correspondent Danny Shaw said the decision was taken at a private meeting of the council, which discussed some significant new research from Keele University about links between cannabis and mental illness. The study found nothing to support a theory that rising cannabis use in the 1970

Cannabis Hemp
the California cannabis hemp,& heath initiaive 2008. This has just been proposed in California. This is your chance to vote and make a difference in the laws of California and marijuana movement altogether. If this goes through then state by state will eventually follow and our sweet herbs will be free once again. California Cannabis Hemp & Health Initiative 2008 AN ACT TO AMEND THE HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE OF CALIFORNIA: I. Add Section 11362.6 to the Health and Safety Code of California, any laws or policies to the contrary notwithstanding: 1. No person, individual, or corporate entity shall be arrested or prosecuted, be denied any right or privilege, nor be subject to any criminal or civil penalties for the possession, cultivation, transportation, distribution, or consumption of cannabis hemp marijuana, including: (a) Cannabis hemp industrial products. (b) Cannabis hemp medicinal preparations. (c) Cannabis hemp nutritional products. (d) Cannabis hemp

Cannibal
Cannibal I am hungry and have nothing to eat Save the flesh of Man, which lies at my feet. The only draught, a tun of wine, The sparkling clear drops of the mortal vine Which flow from the veins of Man’s defeat. I have hungered a hunger so complete That nothing – ah, nothing can e’er compete With that on which I wait to dine… ____________________I am hungry! I pick up the loaf and inspect its meat. I dip it blood so as to make it sweet. Yet before it touches these lips of mine, I glance to the Host, expecting a sign, Then starve in stark wonder at my own conceit… ____________________I am hungry.

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Cannabis Laws To Be Strengthened
Cannabis laws to be strengthened Cannabis was downgraded to Class C under Tony Blair The home secretary has said cannabis is to be reclassified as a class B drug. Jacqui Smith told MPs she wanted to reverse Tony Blair's 2004 downgrading of the drug to class C because of the "increased strength" of cannabis. She highlighted "uncertainty at the least" on the future impact on young people's mental health from cannabis. Her decision came despite the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs' review - commissioned by Gordon Brown - saying the drug should stay as class C. Shadow home secretary David Davis said that the decision showed the 2004 downgrading of the drug had been a mistake. He also accused the government of "dithering" by commissioning a report when they could have acted last summer. Liberal Democrat home affairs spokesman Chris Huhne said that, as their advice had been disregarded, ministers should disband the advisory council of experts

Can Never Win
Once I was just like every other girl out there that dreamed of having that one special man in my life that would never lie to me never cheat on me never hurt me never make me cry. I thought I had that man after many years of trying to him with no luck and only finding the losers that got drawn to me time and again. I opened my heart up to this man and gave him everything I had and in return I found out I wasn't good enough for the truth at all like he told me I was from the start. I sit here now wondering why I let myself be free and open to him when he was hiding a secret that was so bad it has torn the very life out of me and smashed what little faith I did have left in myself let alone him as well. How do you build back up that trust that was so strong from the first meeting that now lays and hides behind a brick wall in the darkness of it for fear of getting hurt once more. I had never had pain like this before in my life ever till that one lie from his past came to the to

Cannibal Corpse: New Album Update
Bassist Alex Webster of the long-running death metallers Cannibal Corpse has issued the following update: "Alex from Cannibal here checking in from Mana Studios in St. Petersburg, Florida. Paul [Mazurkiewicz] has finished all the drum tracks for our new album, and we think he did an amazing job. Things really went smoothly with the drum tracking this time, and that gave us a little extra time for Paul to get creative with some of the drum parts. Everything is still fast and brutal as you'd expect, but there are a few different rhythmic ideas happening that we think our fans will appreciate. The next step for us will be to start working on a guitar sound, and then begin guitar tracking. The sound of the rhythm guitar is one of the most important things on a metal album, so we will take our time and make sure that we get the heaviest sound possible. The recording of the rhythm guitars will be something we'll take our time with as well. Rob [Barrett, guitar], Pat [O'Brien, guitar] and

Cannibal, Cult Mom Who Tortured Kids?
A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years. Klara Mauerova, 31 - a member of a sinister religious cult and her sister Katerina led the sickening torture of her eight-year-old son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub. A court in Brno in Czech Republic heard how relatives partially skinned Ondrej and forced him to eat his own flesh. Klara Mauerova, right, has been jailed for nine years for abusing her sons The judge also jailed Katerina, 35, for ten years for her role in the sickening abuse. The two boys had told judges how their mother and relatives had stubbed cigarettes out on their bare skin, whipped them with belts, and tried to drown them. They were also sexually abused and forced to cut themselves with knives. The terrified youngsters said they were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables and made to stand in their own urine for days. Klara

Cannibalism Of The Uglies
The other night I was up late playing Requiem, slaughtering hideous hordes of bloody monsters and I had a profound realism enter my mind. If the monsters were in fact cute and cuddly little animals, I'd not be sent to slaughter them, but instead to protect them. This realization came at the sake of the natural society in which we live, where we protect the cute animals and eat the ugly animals. Seems logical. Of course I couldn't stop there, and my sleep deprived mind slowly came to a new resolution on the basis of my realization. The resolution is simple, we as humans should eat ugly people. Now, this sounds crazy, but consider it a moment and you may find it's not so insane. The cannibalism of ugly people would not only solve population control, free up more jobs for the economy, and reduce stereotypes, but would also solve world hunger. I challenge you to come up with a viable reason why we should not eat ugly people. Please comment below with your reasoning, and pro

Cannabis Hemp
If all fossil fuels and their derivatives, as well as trees for paper and construction were banned in order to save the planet, reverse the Greenhouse Effect and stop deforestation: Then there is only one known annually renewable natural resource that is capable of providing the overall majority of the world’s paper and textiles; meeting all of the world’s transportation, industrial and home energy needs, while simultaneously reducing pollution, rebuilding the soil, and cleaning the atmosphere all at the same time... And that substance is—the same one that did it all before— Cannabis Hemp. READ THIS http://www.jackherer.com/chapters.html Or start here...

Can Never Tell The Truth.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Most people do, I thought I did but that was until recently when I found out that all the other girls that my current fiance was messing around on me with before, who he said he told to stop texting him lved with them texing them when i'm not here. this and that. He's still invo; Knowing in my heart that he had to give them his number or how would they have it. But whatever, I know the truth and the truth is that men are only as faithful as there options. As soon as they have the chance to move on to something better either with or without your knowledge there gone. But you know what thats why you should always set yourself up for the worst so when it does finally happen your alright.

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Can Not Allow Hurts Go Unhealed
HURTS UPON HURTS IN FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND THAT NEEDS TO HEAL You love each other but can’t manage to communicate without arguing, fighting and ending up exhausted, each one in his corner, trying to lick your wounds and thinking of how to protect one self against a new attack. And in spite of that…you love each other? How is this possible? Why do people hurt most those they love? How come we can’t express our love? How come we are full of good intentions but when it comes to reality we find ourselves again shouting and blaming the other one. And then that monster of guilt jumps out of nowhere to our throat to strangle us once again. We all need energy. We need energy to live and to survive. Energy comes in many forms : love, attention, interest, food, friendship, money, approval, recognition… We all need this to feel good, to build our personality and to find our place in society. Hurts creates Hurts Drains E

Cannot Forgive
I cannot forgive him.I cannot tell of how I feelI cannot express the shameThat engulfs me each time I hearthe whisper of his name.I cannot bear the remotest thoughtof the memory of his touchHis hands on me, his body on mineremembering hurts too much.I cannot wash away the smellor the feel of himNo amount of water will cleanse meof his touch on my skin.I cannot see him day to dayin the company of my friendsWithout the feeling of betrayalthat he once was one of them.I cannot believe I trusted himas a friend of mineAll his smiles and charming wayswill haunt me till the end of time.I cannot believe I let him inwhat was I thinking of?There was no consent, no choice,and nothing that resembled love.I cannot hear the whisperswithout feeling the shameThe knowledge of what he did to meis like being raped again.I cannot escape the tormentthat fills my heart with painNo laughter or joy in my soulonly emptiness remains.I cannot feel the support around meof those I call my friendsWhere are they in

~cannot Stay~
Why is it that I am feeling this way...Your sorrow makes me feel like i should stay...But I cant continue to pretend I'm into this...The only thing you had on me was your kiss...I would give anything to take your pain away...But it was time for me to get out I just couldnt stay...It was almost as if we were pushed into this...And I hate to think of the friendship we may miss...Because if we cant come to terms on how things came to be...You may feel that you just dont need me...I couldnt act like the feelings were there...As much as I tried I just cant share...But I wanted to act like they would soon come along...Mean while you sang that same ole song...It was nothing you did or didnt do...I just cant help it that I'm not that into you...But I had a blast when we were messing around...And I enjoy being around you when you act a clown...

Canny
canny\KAN-ee\adjective; 1. Careful; cautious; prudent. 2. Astute; shrewd; knowing; sagacious. 3. Skilled; expert. 4. Frugal; thrifty. 5. Scot. A. Safe to deal with, invest in, or work at (usually used with a negative). B. Gentle; careful; steady. C. Snug; cozy; comfortable. D. Pleasing; attractive. E. Archaic. Having supernatural or occult powers.adverb: 1. In a canny manner. 2. Scot. Carefully; cautiously.

Cannabis Chewing Gum!?
Coming this October approved medical marijuana patients will be able to get quick relief with a chewing gum containing Dronabinol (THC). Now patients will have the option of blowing bubbles rather then clouds of smoke. The new marijuana gum is called Can Chew, and it's being developed by a Can Chew Technologies in San Diego and Medical Marijuana Inc. The new cannabis gum is one of an array of new medical marijuana products such as baked goods, candies and even honeys expected to hit dispensaries next mouth in states with medically approved marijuana laws. Can Chew will help those patients with health conditions such as chronic pain, nausea, appetite loss, cancer sufferers and multiple sclerosis, receive quick relief by absorbing the medication through the lining of the mouth. When the gum is chewed, it releases particles of Dronabinol into the oral mucosa for speedy relief, and much safer then smoking. Continue Reading...

Cannot Reach The Branches...
in the distance i see a tree with golden leaves in the distance much too far to gauge the miles from the distance i'd like to think it beckons me from my distance inside i am happy but i find i force a smile do i just stand right here and point and stare? or do i look for a tree within a closer glade? i have feelings, do i pretend they are not there? i know my only comfort rests within that one tree's shade yet every time i try i find an avalanche of questions is this something that the future brings? or was the journey over before it begun? will the sunlight start to fade away? and the tree withdraw from sight? will the sunlight cease to light the day?

Can One Choose The Way They Perceive The World?
We all perceive reality differently? Many people believe reality is definite. It is a wide belief that what happens in reality will be perceived exactly the same as everyone else’s perception. It is human habit to assume that other people’s view of the world, is the same way as theirs. When one sees a table, they believe everyone else sees the table too. When one sees a color, they believe everyone else sees the color in the same way as they do too. When they hear a sound, people generally believe the sound is perceived the same to other people too. A touch can be experienced the same as each person as well. Are experiences the same with each one of us or are they relative? You see most of us perceive the world primarily with five different ways. Most of us first perceive reality with ranges of light waves through our eyes. We also taste the minute particles in the air through our nostrils and into the sensors in the nasal cavity. We can determine a wide range of textur

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A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race On the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance Before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate The reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior Management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate Action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 Person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 Person rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and paid Them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not Enough people were rowing. To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the Rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering Supervisors, 3 area steering superintendent

A Can Of Worms....
A Can of Worms……… ----- A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put Into a container of 40 proof alcohol. The second worm was put Into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead… The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead… Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead… Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive… So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Can One Actually Mean This?????
Ok peeps. I want some input on this.Can someone really say this to another and mean it. This was posted as a bulletin by someone and it got me to thinking. I thought it was very cool. So give me some input. Could this actually be said???? Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing

Can 1 Of My Friendz Help Me Out?
i normally would never be asking for any favorz, but can one of my awesome friendz on here buy me a 1 month VIC status? it mean alot to me if one ya all could, im like on da verge of deciding to delete my accnt i got a couple friendz who have vic and bragged 2 me aboutit witch hurt cuz both them know for the longest time i have been wunting a vic status but i have no way to do it,. all i am asking for is vic for a month, id greatly deeply appreciate it and would never ask u for nething ever again..if u want u can tell ur friendz and family about thiz blog entry form me...who knowz, sumone mite get me the 1 month vic status, never hurtz 2 try right? thanx in advance, sabbycat

Can Of Musical Whoop Ass
Ok, enough is enough. I had some tard in my shoutbox earlier tell me that the reason they stopped by my page after I rated them and they didnt rate in return was because of my music player on my page. Apparently, my tastes in music tend to freak people out when they come to view my page and chases them away. Cmon people, it's not like I'm playing some truly evil shit on there about burning 666 into your cat's fur or something like that. I swear, the excuses people make are fricking retarded sometimes. Sorry to gripe about something as trivial as rates on a website, but I thought it was funny. Next time, Ill be playing nothing but elevator music or Yanni......lol

Canoeist Sons 'victims Of Scam'
Canoeist sons 'victims of scam' The sons of "missing" canoeist John Darwin say they feel like they have been "the victims of a large scam". In a statement, Anthony and Mark Darwin asked how their mother Anne could have let them believe their father was dead for five years. Mr Darwin reappeared after disappearing in 2002 off the coast of Hartlepool in an apparent canoeing tragedy. He was arrested by Cleveland Police on suspicion of fraud after walking into a London police station at the weekend. 'Very much alive' Anne Darwin, 55, has admitted to newspapers that a photo of her and her husband taken last year in Panama is genuine. Mrs Darwin sold the family home on Teesside and moved to Panama six weeks ago. Canoeists sons: Full statement The lure of Panama In the statement, released through Cleveland Police, the couple's sons said they had been through a "rollercoaster of emotion" since their father's reappearance. They said: "Having seen th

A Can Of Worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service -- -- Author Unknown

Can Oral Sex Cause Throat Cancer
Can Oral Sex Cause Throat Cancer? Be Safe, Not Sorry By Edward C. Geehr, M.D. Thursday, December 20, 2007 In an era of HIV and chastity rings, teenagers and young adults – roughly 75% of them – have turned to oral sex as a “less risky” option. But it’s not safe sex. And while it won’t get you pregnant, it can still get you into big trouble. For the first time ever, researchers at Johns Hopkins University have established a link between oral sex, the human papillomavirus (the same virus that causes cervical cancer) and throat cancer. That adds to a roster of risks already tied to oral sex: herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and HIV… This is scary news for the rising numbers of young people choosing oral sex over intercourse. One Johns Hopkins professor notes that since 1990, the percentage of male patients at his clinic alone who have had oral sex has risen from 50% to about 75%; for women and girls, from 25% to about 75%. That’s a huge number exposing themselves to this ca

Can Only Recieve
for all of you who have my cell number i am only able to recieve calls for the time being. i am not able to make any outgoing calls and recieve and send text messages. i figured i wouldkeep you all up to date. ty

Can Owning A Pet Help You Live Longer?
by Jane McGrath McGrath, Jane. "Can owning a pet help you live longer?." 31 March 2008. HowStuffWorks.com. /animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/live-longer-with-a-pet.htm> 18 October 2008. Inside this Article 1. Can owning a pet help you live longer? 2. Other Health Benefits of Pets TLC Family Guide: Pets and Children It is important for parents to teach their children the proper procedure for interacting with and approaching pets. People love their pets. More than 60 percent of U.S. households include pets, and those pet owners pour $41 billion a year into pet care [source: APPMA]. This may seem like a lot of money. But when you consider the fact that owning a pet could very likely add years to your life, a pet can quickly seem like a wise investment. Owning a pet could have several health advantages. According to a study by the Minnesota Stroke Institute that followed more than 4,000 cat owners over 10 years, owning a cat can dramatically reduce a perso

Can Opener
Don't be my twin. I have one of those. Don't be my sin. We're better than a decadent pose. Just be my can opener, Untapping flavorful contents before they expire. You see I deserve a better fate than Cher's Oscar red carpet showgirl attire. Don't be my mother. I have one of those. Don't be my lover. I'm not ready for intimate woes. Make me feel needed and fresh, Like the beer in your mini-fridge on Super Bowl Sunday. And I will become your sweet oxymoron, Akin to the stupendousness of a beautiful Hyundai.

Can Only Wait.... To Be Hole Again.
Can only wait.... to be hole againThe sun lay upon my skin but i can not feel my arms to enjoy it.The wind may blow across my back but I can not feel its biting breath.The rain may fall upon my face but I can not feel it tears of sorrow. The thunder may clap loudly in the sky but i can not hear its cry's.My body may lay upon my chair but my sole has gone with my love. My heart lay within my chest but it does not beat.My lungs continue to take in air but i feel as if I am drowning in tears.My soul i can hear weep across the winds of time but I can not reach it. I lay unmoving awaiting my loves return.His kiss upon my lips and his welcome embrace.The whisper of promised love and a life we have shared for so long. I can only await for the moment I have become hole again. A long awaited dream that only breakes my heart more.My love stong, my will stronger yet, but his has gone.My arms will remain empty with time as well as my heart.as i'm cast down the Oubliette of time to be forgotten, le

Can Only Promise Today
promises made and promises broken you wanna get laid but you act like your jokin i might cross my fingers but i wont hold my breath i know that this ring it dont mean until death i used to believe in fairy tales but then i grew up i know love is imaginary so that look in your eyes it dont scare me standing alone with your arms wrapped around me right now i dont care that the dark it surrounds me i used to believe in fairy tales but then i grew up I know that to you i may sound jaded but its not just that its more complicated its just that my eyes they seem to be open im tired of the lies the dreams and the gropin i used to believe in fairy tales but then i grew up you give me your hand say its mine for the takin kiss the pain in my eyes and help me awaken i cant promise forever but i give you today you explan that ill see and you wont walk away i used to believe in fairy tales but then i grew up :)

Canon Eos 70d
First impressions Canon has unveiled a new enthusiast SLR to complement the other offerings in the EOS range. The 70D shares a few things in common with its predecessor, the soon-to-be-defunct EOS 60D, though there are several new additions to entice upgrade buyers. What strikes you most about the spec sheet for the 70D is just how long in the tooth the top-end APS-C camera from Canon looks — the EOS 7D. It's over three years old now, so many photographers might find the 70D a better fit in certain areas, movie recording especially. The 70D can hit 7fps in continuous shooting (compared to the 7D's 8fps) and push out 65 JPEG or 16 RAW images in sequence. It has some degree of weather sealing, though not as much as the 7D, which seems to be able to withstand just about anything. At the time of writing, we weren't able to find out a specific IP rating for the 70D. What is most notable about the 70D is the Dual Pixel CMOS AF system. This is a new technology that Cano

Canon Introduces New Vixia Mini Camera Against Smartphones
According to U.S. media reported on July 31, Canon has always held the view that: Although mobile phone users interested in a full-featured, native camera and camera-enabled smart phones, but they desire to have a true heart must be professional camcorders . July 31, Canon unveiled a weight of only 6.3 ounces, 12.8 million pixels Vixia mini camcorder. This mini camcorder about palm size. But Vixia mini camcorder specifically for blog family made a china cell phones series of settings. According to Canon analysis blog family need to be able to provide high-quality sound quality camera equipment, and camera angles but also more flexible than the smart machine. Vixia mini built-in Wi-Fi receiver system allows users to upload videos to the photo anytime, anywhere social networking sites, video sites or your own computer. Meanwhile, Vixia mini is also equipped specifically for iOS, free video upload software, through which users can video on iPhone and iPad incoming camcorder.

Can People Stop Whining Already??? (part One I Have A Feeling!)
NEW YORK (AP) - In the sensitive post-wardrobe malfunction world, some are questioning whether a guitar was just a guitar during Prince's Super Bowl halftime show. Prince's acclaimed performance included a guitar solo during the "Purple Rain" segment of his medley in which his shadow was projected onto a large, flowing beige sheet. As the 48-year-old rock star let rip, the silhouette cast by his figure and his guitar (shaped like the singer's symbol) had phallic connotations for some. You know, when I was watching his Purple Highness on Sunday, I looked at my friend Lisa and said "There are going to be f&*#&^g idiots whining about that", and sure enough, there are some bloggers and television critics (including Sam Anderson at New York magazine's Daily Intelligencer. Daily News television critic David Bianculli) that are complainign that there were sexual connotations. CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY!!! FOR GODS SAKES!!!!!!!! ALL EVERYONE DOES IS COM

Can People Not Take A Fucking Hint?
♪ ♫♥ Feli...: lol ok then have a nice day!->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: when I don't feel like talking in the shoutbox, yes it is. I had a great day. I am MuMMing now, not talking in the shoutbox♪ ♫♥ Feli...: i only asked you how your day was? is that a bad thing to ask?->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Which is why I told you put it in your poll. I do not wish to talk to anybody in the shoutbox.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Well, It wasn't a comment, it was a question♪ ♫♥ Feli...: bye the way how was your day?♪ ♫♥ Feli...: ok you have a nice day->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: Then keep the comments in your poll.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: sorry to upset you really? just being nice here->♪ ♫♥ Feli...: I also keep my comments in the MuMM, you should too.♪ ♫♥ Feli...: wow you are a nasty one She still isn't done talking ->♪ ♫♥ Feli.

Can Probiotic Supplements Lower Cholesterol Levels?
Probiotics are live bacteria that are found in some food and are known to improve digestion and treat disturbances in the stomach. However, there are reports that probiotic supplements can also help lower the body’s cholesterol, helping minimize any cardiac risks. They are even known for boosting the immune system. There are some scientists that believe that these “good” bacteria attach themselves to cholesterol found in the lower intestine, which prevents cholesterol from being taken and absorbed into the bloodstream. Further research, however, has given mixed conclusions, with the positive findings being reported to have been funded by probiotic supplement producers. One randomized study published November of last year had astonishing results. Researchers at the McGill University asked 127 volunteers to participate, with half assigned to take probiotic supplements twice a day for nine straight weeks and the other half took a placebo. The research pr

Can Sleep When The Wind Blows.
can sleep when the wind blows." Years ago, a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops. As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received A steady stream of refusals. Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. "Are you a good farm hand?" the farmer asked him. "Well, I can sleep when the wind blows," answered the little man. Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, Hired him. The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work. Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yel

Can Someone Help Me Please
THERE IS A FOLDER THAT HAS ALL DIFFERNET PICTURES IN IT,,THAT EVERYONE IS COMMENTING ON IT HAS NAKED ONES AND MY KIDS IN IT,,I DONT HAVE IT THAT FOLDER ANYMORE ITS LOST,,,CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOLDER.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT,,I CANT GET HELP ANYWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU

Can Someone Explain This To Me?
Tell me y something that should not bother u at all bother u so much. I just dont get it. There is nothing that u can do maybe? This could be it. Knowing that there is nothing in the world u can do about something makes that thing so much more harder to deal with. That sounds about right. I mean hey knowing that ur helpless is hard. Knowing that u cant do whut u want to do is hard. Being this as it may y does it bother u so much? Maybe it is the fact that it is just happening is the reason y? Knowing that it is going on. But then could tie back into whut was mentioned above. Then there is the possiblity that something else could be happening and u might not even know that it is? This is something that everyone has gone through but hey, that is a whole different topic and should be saved for another blog. But if someone could explain to me y this happens please do. I need help to understand this whole thing. So ahh yeah, till next time...Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel.

Can Somebody Tell Me...
Why everytime I'm chatting with a nice guy (friendly but not sexual) and mention my husband I never get more than a one word answer from them again? Are guys that intimidated talking to a married woman? Puzzled and confused.

Can Someone Tell Me Why
So here is my first blog and I wish it could be bright and full of cheer but it is not. So far this year I have lost several people that were very close and dear to my heart, and have others that have the continual fight for good health. This year I have lost A dear co-worker to cancer, she lived life and loved each day and was a true blessing to everyone that knew her. A very special friend was killed in Iraq, he was my side-kick or I was his, we were never close as far as a realationship goes, just best buds. Man we could hustle a game of pool. He was taken way too soon. My best girlfriend's 21 year old son was killed in a motorcycle crash, I watched this young man grow up, he too gone way to soon. A week later my grandfather passed, tho he had lived a full life he too was taken a bit too soon. Now today, I find out that my Sensie, (a man who stood behind my when my marriage fell apart, my mentor, the one that showed me I could do martial arts and earn my Shodan

Can Someone Help Me???
Im kinda new to this cherrytap thing, I dunno how to set up my page ??? Im on myspace - ( www.myspace.com/fxmluck ) check me out on there then give me a hand figuring this out. Thanx Your a Doll x0x0x0 -Lucky

Can Some One Block Thisguy Off The Site
i need some one too ban this kid off the site for deaththreats an being a tough guy here is the conversation ->aint got o...: man jus tell er too stop messeagin me comments than its a done deal so u fuck off too an if i see ur face on this site again i'll start wit chuonly now fuck off aint got o...: ight were done on this but do me a big favor leave bekka alone n she leave u alone deltte her off ur list n block ight man dont say shit to her ->aint got o...: what is that? aint got o...: ight man ima ask u one thing ight ->babyjesus: hey can you do me a favour? ->aint got o...: do me a favour FUCK OFF before i report u for death threats aint got o...: yea no shit bitch wats the fuckin total adress u fuckin idiot ->aint got o...: fuck i tol 5 times 3 fairview rd grimsby ontario aint got o...: yo bitch wats ur adress aint got o...: ight man we will see ->aint got o...: 73 fairview rd gimsby ontario lets see what ur gonna do you have a week aint got o...: shit u ca

Can Short Guy Attract Hot Women?
If you were to go out and ask 1000 women to tell you the one physical trait a man absolutely MUST have in order to get a date with her... it's no secret that 99% of them would say HEIGHT. I can't tell you how many of my female friends have told me that they flat out REFUSE to date a guy who is shorter than they are... No matter how good he looks, how much money he makes, or how much they like his personality... they just won't do it. No way. I don't know about you... but hearing this stuff my whole life kinda FREAKED ME OUT. I'm not the tallest guy around, and in the past I was always a little intimidated when I would meet a woman who I didn't have at least a couple of inches on. But over time... I've come to realize something that has COMPLETELY changed the way I think about this topic. And here's the good news: If YOU are interested in dating women that are the same height or taller than you are, and YOU can learn to accept thi

18 Can Sex Take The Place Of A Workout?
This is a question that I've been asked many times. Usually it is asked by someone who needs a lot of exercise and is hoping for a more enjoyable way than trips to the gym. There is no doubt that when couples are involved in sex that is passionate with fast and strong movements on both peoples parts, there is a fair amount of energy expended. The deep breathing and at times profuse sweating give the feeling that a large amount of work is being done and for the period of time that it is going on, it may be, but it isn't. Just to give you an idea I pulled together the number of calories burned for different activities. These are all based on the calorie burned for an hour. In talking to almost all of my friends I believe that an hour of the hard sex that many want to claim they have would either not be done, would cripple them, or get them immediate entry into the sex maniac hall of fame. So if you're wondering what your sexual episodes are worth in calorie burn, think of one

Can Someone Please Help
this is a repost of a bulletin i posted but... trying to mess around with the text on my front page...make it bigger...easier to read...basically resize it...anyone know the html to do that? would be very appreciative if someone could help...thanks

Can Someone Tell Me?
Can someone tell me what else a woman needs to do to make the person in her life happy? If a woman goes out of her way to do what this man likes the most? If she drops everything to please him? If shes will to prove how much she loves him? Does what ever it take to show him he's the only one? She doesnt cheat nor goes out with out him? She cooks, Cleans, And what ever he wants her to do? So what is missing can anyone tell me what a woman need to do to make that person in her life happy?

Can Someone Explain? I Don't Understand!
Ok this is the deal! When I first signed up for the CHERRY TAP the site insisted that I upload a photo so that I would #1 be able to do lots more stuff, #2 so that people woild know that I was a real person because who wants to go to a party where they can't see anyones faces and so on : well for the last 3 days "someine has been rating my things a 2. The only thing that my alert says is someone rated photo or profile or blog or whatever what I dont get is how is this happening? I cant even find a profile of there's to go to so that I may block them so I am at a loss for what to do. All of these horrible scores are lowering my average for the day and it is sad because I spend alot of time on here and I spread the love around and I certainly do not want to be rating someone who dosent. How in the world can I stop this someone from entering my site ever again? I really don't care if they dont like my things I just dont want them to stay hidden. I would like to return the favor. If any of

Can Someone Help Me??
I just got a call from the dealership where I bought my car and apparently i'm behind. I need $700 by monday so that I can just pay the bitch off but buisness has been slow. I normally charge $1000 for an overnight appt with me but if one of you lovely guys is willing I'll do it for the $700 I need. That's $300 less, come on!! If you think you can pull an overnighter with me on Sunday night, and this is a one time only deal, the Please call me at 757-753-5378.

Can Someone Make A Morph Pic For Me..?
I was wondering if I could get one of my friends to make a morph pic for me..I would like it made out of a pic of myself and my Rot..I would greatly appreciate it ..thank you .. Babygirl...

Can Someone Please Help Me
i need major help. i made it 2 the next level i thought. my thing says 99.99% but it isnt letting me level up. am i just dumb or what. im so confused im stuck. can i move up or am i just stuck at friend of cherrytap. can someone please please help me.

Can Someone Answer This 4 Me.
hello. i have been on here since september and i havent had anyone interested in being my CT Hubby. And I know their are people on here that has not been on long and have A CT Wifey or a CT Hubby. Am I gross or something. I just want to know. But anyways I know this is a stupid topic. I just want to know what's wrong with me. Can someone please tell me. I am such a worry wart. LOL.

Can Someone Explain Why
Okay I will admit that I do not follow wrestling but please tell me why people are making a maytar out of this Daniel Beniot guy? He strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son...... If he was anyone else would people make him a maytar? I think not we would call him a coward for what he did.... He make have been a great wrestler but to me he is a coward that killed two people before taking his own life..... He is not a person that I would want my kids to look up too.....Do you? If people get offended I am sorry I just dont understand why he is made out to be something so special when he did something so horrible...

Can Someone Help Me????
Need an experienced web builder to write html,php,asp,css,& ect. for a site that I have started designing to get up and running to launch. Looking for an individual that is in seek of adding to thier resume as well as give them exposure to thier experience of help designing the rest of the site which I would be more than glad to post on the site thier work logo and info. to add to thier portfolio for thier resume to show off thier history, capabilities, and talent. If you are interested feel free to contact me and I will get back to you a.s.a.p. in regards to the detailed information that we are in seek of to finish the site. Will consider a business partner that is career oriented in marketing, advertising, with the capabilities of such backround stated above.

Can Someone Tell Me Why
Can someone tell me why... Why can't I ever say the right words? Why can't you ever listen? Why do you always have to yell? Why do I always yell back? Do you hate me? I love you. Do you see? I love you. You're never there for me when I need it the most, But I'm always there for you, everytime. The tears I've cried for you, Do they mean nothing? Can you tell me why... Why can't you love me to. Why does it sound so hollow when you say those words? Why can't I believe you when you say "I love you." ? Please. I want to know. Do I mean so little to you? Can't you see that I love you? You yell, you scream, you hit. I yell, I scream, but I never hit back. I don't want to hurt you. Why do you hurt me? Why do you hate me? Why am I not good enough for you? I try so hard, is it all in vain? Does it all mean so little to you? Tell me why... This pain I feel I cannot bear. This pain I feel is because of you. This pain I can't make it go awa