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Auction
Auction is now open COME AND BID BID BID Auction is now open thats right it is OPEN Look at the hotties I have for you I'm Smut EasyOnTheEyes Demented187 Irish Chick Mrs.Cutie Pezz DeDe Mz.Belle Still time to get in and heres how you do it... Link me the picture you wanna use ...Now now make sure it is SFW We dont want no naughty pictures .... Let me know what your offers are...I will put them up with your picture.... Send me 25K for the entry fee... And I will post your link and picture In here Lets show FUBAR how to really hold an auction... Auction will run for 10 days all offers are up to you... Anything goes on bids ...Fubucks or cash bids THIS AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY~~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~Fu Owned by Demented187@ fubar Lets get th
Vip, Blast, Fu-bucks Giveaway!!
VIPS? BLASTS? FUBUCKS? ARE YA IN?? OK SO HERE'S THE DEAL WE ARE OFFERING VIPS, BLASTS, AND FU-BUCKS TO OUR MEMBERS (NEW AND OLD)!!! WANNA KNOW HOW YOU CAN WIN ONE OF THESE AWESOME PRIZES?!?!
Helping Set Up Live Auction In Sweetwaters
I'm helping set up a live auction in Sweetwaters lounge.. Looking for anyone interested in joining..No fee just asking everyone to join the lounge :)..So if ur interested in joining let me know send me a link to ur pic and i'll get u put in the auction..Oh and the greatest lounge owner ever jade is looking for DJs..So if ur interested in that too let me know..Thanks everyone mwaz
Can I Get 2 Rates
Can I get a rate from you? Please click my pic and give me a rate and then click Pervie's pic and give her a rate If we get enough we can each get a 1 day Blast get a 1 day blast Its only gonna take a few seconds      
Pimp Outs
Ok there comes a time and a day when we all manage to have a brain fart. A few months ago Quick, the one who first originally brought me to this site, deleted his account. Now this is one straight hottie, I have known him for several years!! Go back and re-add him, fan him do all that you can do to him! HIDING IN THE DARKNESS OF MY DREAMS THOUGHTS AND DESIRES@ fubar Now this is one man that can make my mouth water, its true QUICKISGOD!
Last Night
Damn last night game was so upsetting, now they have to goto pittsburg and win the stanley cup. 3 overtimes great game would have been better if the REDWINGS would have won.
More Fu-help Needed
Yes, gimme 5! Just 5! That's all I am asking for. Click this pic here. Now comment 5 times. Easy, simple and fun. Help this little redhead, country girl win this contest. PLEEEEEEEZE You'll get a special comment from me for helping too :D After you leave the comments on the contest page , send me a message that you gave me a HIGH 5 and I will get your special comment to you As Soon As Possible. :) I am in a giveaway. I need comments PLEASE. No limit on how many, I don't care if it is two or two hundred. I appreciate them all. So do me a favor and click this pic and drop a bomb on me. MUAH Luv and Stuff, Sexci ♥
Confessions
In early 2004 I had a thing for midget porn, I downloaded roughly 200 midget pornos, I've seen them all.
Gotta Loves Dee's Head Game!
Now get your minds out the gutter. LOL Im seeking Karaeoke Duet partners. If anyone out there likes to sing and play around with recording then the best site out there is SingSnap. Its free, lots of songs, and really fun. (www.singsnap.com) So come on and join me for a duet and lots of fun. You dont have to be able to sing. Lawd knows i suck pretty bad but ive heard worse on the site and its still FUN! So, join me!!! Here's a couple of my favorites that ive done. Have a laugh on me. hahahahah **Feel free to comment!! *No i dont know the people im singing with you just pick partners and go with it. Why u in a bed so big playing there all alone? Invite me to be your queen one night the one to rub your manly throne. Let me make your dreams come true fulfil those thoughts that run through you. Lay back and close my eyes feel your lips between my thighs. Put your hands upon my breasts find a spot ur tongue will rest. do it like you know i like hit my spot
Duhhh I Dunhava Name 4 This Blog
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com
If U Could Ahve Me For One Night
If i was to sell myself to a person to have me for one whole night....how much would u be willin to pay if any thing at all for me to have me to urself to do w/e u want with for one whole night, and be honest ..i always was curious to kno how much i would be worth if i prostituted myself lol
Contests I"m In
Contest I'm Having
Auction I Am In
Come On To Da Fantasy Ride
COME JOIN THE FANTASY RIDE!! Join the Pu$$yCat PlayMates on the newest, hottest train on fubar. Come take a ride with us to the PlayMate PlayHouse where all your fantasies can come true. You don't have to be a member of the PlayMates to join in the ride, all you have to do is: 1. R/F/A all passengers on the ride. **Make sure you put Fantasy Ride in your requests or if they're already a friend then drop them a comment saying you're joining the ride.** 2. Keep the drama out. 3. When you have finished adding everyone, send me (Last of a Dyin Breed) a private message to let me know you want to join.
Wings
Wr2r Musicacts - Please Confirm Or Deny These Slots - Asap !
Godmothers From Fat Sonny
These Ladies Need YOUR Help!!! These are just some of the ladies from my list that are getting close to God-mothering Check them out, hell pick one or two to help on your way. [Disclaimer: This is not the godfather list this is just some from my own list. The godfather list is still done by Mikey] Show These Sexy Kittens Some Lovins: Freak ~*~ Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar ·· . .JÇ. . ··. .Owned by Dizzle,Cinco&Satin@ fubar ☆Minou Minou☆@ fubar ♥OzzyFreak Th
Singing The Blues
All i ever wanted,was someone to love!All i ever wanted,was to give my all!All iever wanted,was to be a good dad!All i ever wanted,wassomeone to love me!All i ever wanted,was a chance at the good life!All i ever wanted,was to not be alone!All i ever wanted,the chance to change someone's life for the better!All i ever wanted,to feel the passionate feel of the woman for me!Have i really found her?I think so cause of the way she makes me feel,the pounding of my heart,when we talk,and the weekness in my knees when i look at her!you know who you are,and why i feel like this! How to deal with my feelings?I can do the things i used to do,and just give up,and lock my self down in my own little pity party.Or i can take a deep breath,and man up.I know that with a little hard work,and dedication i will climb the mountains before me.I will not give in to the depression,nor will give up hope,because right now thats all i have.The pain inside is getting worse,and the weight is getting heavy,but my s
My Life
i am alone lost in the forest away from society yet close enough for chaos but not missed at all i grasp for a limb. reaching only a leaf caring hands clasp as the leave crumbles in spite naive eyes watch the forest act and tease my mind i grasp for a limb. the limb pulls back the forest laughs at my tears and trees dance while i cry gullible hands i grasp for a limb. the forest disappears i am alone
Me 2
I took the NCLEX-RN exam today. The test is anywhere from 75 to 265 questions, and the computer cuts off when it finds that you are either competent or incompetent as a nurse. I answered 75 questions, and the computer shut off. I don't know if this is good or bad, because at 75 questions, they either decide you passed beyond their expectations, or you failed miserably. I feel pretty good about it, but I just have to wait. Hopefully I will know in 25 hours or so, but until then, I just have to chew my nails and wait! LOL I have my RNlicense. I passed Ok, I haven't been online in quite some time, with the exception of checking my email. It's been rough the past 3 months, and I'm just trying to get myself straight. I work days, evenings, nights, and I'm on call most weekends. However, the pay is wonderful, and it has allowed me to take care of my business. So, I finally have a computer again, and I have internet, so I'll be online more often. Take care, and I hope everyone has had a great
A Birthday Special...
Thank You Sweetheart i Love this. It made My day. This and all the songs You sent Me really touched Me. Remember what I said too... Luv You Babes...
Insider!
Well, well, well .... Only 77k to go till i get Insider ... OOPS Till SHE gets TO Insider !! Let's get her DONE. She had a VERY rough Monday and deserves all of our Fu-Love. Catch her here ..... ~Steph~@ fubar Look at those eyes ..... Woo Hoo !! OCOC Tell her Tappinit sent ya XOXO: Tappinit~Salami, Salami, Bologna....Ewwww.... Try the tuna, It's fresh !@ fubar Brickhouse - Rick James (repost of original by 'Tappinit~Salami, Salami, Bologna....Ewwww.... Try the tuna, It's fresh !' on '2008-06-03 16:40:06')
My Writings
Poetic Wisdom by LateNiteFantasy© Poetic Wisdom With note-paper out and pencil excitedly poised, I have been writing poetry since I was a little kid. Any subject will set me off, sometimes I'm surprised, my penned down thoughts, like dreams, are so vivid. Few people have had the chance to read my verse and prose, those who have, I know have laughed and sometimes cried. Because, poetry is really my private thoughts and woes, so welcome to my heart, my soul, join me, at my side. Good! Now that you're here guiding my poetic bent, judging each single line, weeding out the lies, Perhaps you will share with me that illusive moment, that at long last, you will help me to be poetically wise. Mind Talk by LateNiteFantasy© Sometimes that feeling comes over me ~ not sure what it is, or if it's even me... All alone in a crowd, here but somewhere else; floating on a cloud, sitting on a shelf, in a dark little place - the corner of my mind. I dust off space,
Somewhere I Belong
i sit and ache.. my life is not as i imagined it to be false friends false lies false emotions false I LOVE YOU's where do i belong???? i keep reaching out trying to feel what is real tying to hold what my heart keeps showing me i blame my self, yet i know must drive on i am worth it but yet i cry silent tears when i feel i am about to be let down y do i let myself even hope???
Want To Know Wat The Ladies Think
ladies I would like your help and opinion in this matter. In bigtime folder I need u to leave a commet the folder will explain itself thank you
Auction No2
HELLO ALL ONCE AGAIN IM AN AUCTION...THIS A BOMBER AND LEVELER..YES THAT RIGHT U GOT YOUR OWN RATER....COME CHECK ME OUT AND SEE WHAT IM OFFERING.. DEPENDS ON THE OFFER I CAN ADD MORE...WE WORK ON THE DETAILS....SO COME CHECK ME OUT AND AND SHOW LUV....U KNOW IM GOOD FOR IT TY....LATA Want too own your own Leveler or Bomber for a month. Stop by and check them all out and put a bid in too own them for a month. Check out what each has too offer. Auction ends June 15th at 12:00 p.m. est. At this point out we will not be accepting no more entrys. Good Luck too all and Happy Bidding Here is the breakdown for Fu Bucks as per cash bid.
Shazzy's Place Of Thoughts
To the brokenhearted women, please heed these words I say. The pain you think eternal, will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered, he wasn't the one for you. True love would never allow the pain he's put you through. A soulmate will always protect you, he won't hurt you in any way. The bond that forms between you should grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do. God gave you the strength of a woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is short and precious, so make each moment last. Live for today and tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one that left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal, will slowly fade away. It's those empty notes My heart now sings My loneliness is now Upon broken wings My dreams are left Without light to guide them Could this be the end of My heart taking flight Without you in my sight Meaning I could no longer
Wanting
Waiting; he sits alone and wonders if she'll see. Wanting; to sit beside her, where he wants to be. Seeing; her face deep in his mind just like a dream. Sighing; he wishes he could see the real scene. Wandering; he walks alone and wishes she were there. Wondering; if she'll ever know or even care. Living; his life alone but wanting to be two. Loving; the thoughts inside his head, if she just knew. Looking; at people walking hand in hand in time. Locking; the image of her deep inside his mind. Coping; with life alone but wishing it would change. Hoping; that she will come and take away his pain. Taking; a look at him, his face is what she sees. Talking; his voice is soft and gentle to her ears. Walking; along with him, he takes her hand in his. Waking; she turns to him and wakes him with a kiss. Helping; to take him from his sadness, he's her man. Holding; she takes his heart and loves him all she can.
Passion
Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see and if you know me well enough you'll see you're the only one for me If you put your head to my chest and tell me what you hear you'd hear my heart beating way too fast and it's just because you're near Baby, just touch my soft body's skin then tell me what you feel you'd feel the heat, burning like flames you'd feel I want you for real Like a volcano, erupting with pleasure when your hands find mine when your fingers glide down my back and run it up and down my spine together we will go to that place, wehere you and I can be alone to that world of passion and desire where your mind will be blown Just close your eyes, just give in to me and I'll give you what you need i want you near, I want you here I want you to feel all my heat
Who Am I (sex In The City
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Blog It Out Baby!
I just have a question. If your birthday fell on Father's Day, what would be more important...spending time with your children, going out with your girlfriend and friends or making time for all of it? Well, I know a particular father that decided to spend time with his girlfriend instead of his children. He called the day before to get his birthday and Father's Day wishes. When asked why his plans changed from spending time with his kids to spending time with his girlfriend...his answer was, she made plans for me a week ago and I don't want to disappoint her. Hmmm... children ...girlfriend Children you are barely around.. a girlfriend that you see every weekend. I guess this is what "good dads" do. As long as they buy things on occasion for their children, they feel they are good fathers and don't need to actually 'be there'. Hmm.. too bad. There may be a lot of disappointed & neglected children out there who will resent the men that 'claim' to be their father. ~~Pi
I'm Sorry (pt 3)
Help~~hottest Dad Contest
Im in a HOTTEST DAD CONTEST here in Phoenix...You can vote once a day until it ends...please vote for the pic with me and my son...heres the link and you need to join to find me...Thanks to all you who can help...thx, darren #17...http://www.arizonamoms.com/hot-dads-contest#
Breath
am i wrong for wanting to feel the warmth of a breath on my neck hear a voice whisper in my ear..."YOU ARE MINE MY PET" heart pounding at simple words that r said to me i wish to open up and give him all that lies with within my very essnece yet i know i should hold back stop making my heart pound so hard its starting to hurt knowing u r there and i am here and anything can can happen out side of this virtual world
Divorce
hey all im doing better i have come to terms with what has happened and trying to go on with my life thanks for all the support of my friends on here u all have really helped me through this sat was my birthday and sunday my wife asked me for a divorce im not doing to well if u wanna chat with me nascarfan200272@yahoo.com or txt me 14059905047 wilol be back on computer on thursday hey all im back my wife is with her new man and i think im done with women marriage and love im still depressed thanks to everyone who has txted called and messaged me my phone number is 14059905047 my im is nascarfan200272@yahoo.com hope i can make it through this
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love or hate
Songs For Friends
Letting Someone In My Life
Live and Learn... Through all the relationships that i been in and it was only four..But all long term..but anways..I've learn to never make the same mistake twices with the same person but always seem to make the same mistake in another relationship..I always got Llied too..Cheated on or Beated on and would believe them when they said it was my fault that shit like that happened to me..It's hard for me to let someone in my life meaning that all I have in the back of my mind is the getting lied too cheated on or beated on cause it's all happened too me..And at some point I blocked myself from getting close to someone or ever just not talking to that person anymore of the fear of getting hurt again.But then i realized that I will never know what LOVE is again til i try it again instead of running from it and leaving my walls up..So with that said I am going to try and let someone in my life and hope for the best and hope that this one person that i am going to let in my life doesnt' do
Lorylyn's Opinions And Observations...
going out with my boys, they are such better dates! They love it when I'm goofy and it's ok with them when I'm clumsy. I don't have to dress up and they love getting ice cream and driving around looking at big houses. They don't complain and they give great kisses! They walk arm and arm when we cross the street, perfect gentlemen...if only other men could be more like them, lol. It made me start thinking maybe I need to take some time, get to know myself. I was married for nearly seven years and I feel like I kinda lost myself somewhere along the way. I think I'd like to start doing all those things I said I always would. I'm starting to think being single isn't so bad. I ordered applebees for my birthday and for once I didn't have to share the buffalo wings! I rented movies, the movies I wanted and I enjoyed the hell out of it. Maybe it wasn't what most people would do for their birthday but it was what I wanted. Then I started realising I wanted to do more things I wanted to do witho
Sorry
SORRY TO ALL I HAVE NOT SENT LOVE TO!!! Sexy Comments From Red Cherry Tags
Asking For Help Please
HI, I need picture rates and comments if you could spare a few minutes. I am up against a bomber family, and every time my friends get me close, we end up falling way behind again....if you would like fu bucks to bomb, i will gladly pay you, just let me know what you want by e-mail and for how many comments......thank you to everyone that has been helping me.....Just click on the picture if you can help...thanks Needs over 2500 points to win fubucks. Most points wins a 7 days blast/1 months VIP as well. Most rates (over 200) wins 3 day blast/bling pack. Well your there don't forget to show the hostess some fu love.... MishNumber1 ¢¾ FubarWorldCruise & WISEUKF Owner ~ SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers UKFamily & SBG@ fubar
What I Have To Say!
First off, let me start by saying, Thank God the Clinton - Obama race is over! Congrats to Hillary on a great race and congrats to Obama for his victory tonight. It's been interesting to say the least. As a history lover and a future history teacher the significance of this night is just so overwhelming! I'm so proud that I'll be able to tell my children that I was able to witness this event. While politics can become irritating, I am so anxious to see how this election will unfold. I think it's safe to say that this country is ready for a change and I think both McCain and Obama have inovative and fresh ideas. Both are great great men and I wish both of them the best of luck!
Spotlight
I am going for the SpOtLiGhT!!! **See Comment Offer Below** All I'm asking for is a little help in raising the fu-bucks. Even if it's just rates!! Donations are of course appreciated but anything can help! I will be rating people like crazy to get there myself! If a donation is made in fu-bucks ($100, 000 and up) ...I will make you 1 SFW salute. The salute can say whatever you want! YOUR choice! My way of saying thank you for helping me achieve this goal! Not only that but your profile link and your donation amount will be added to this as well, so you get pimped in the process of giving! Yay!! ***In a contest/giveaway and need comments? Both me and Jason, will help bomb you! $10,000 fu bucks gets you 100 comments and all the way up to $100,000 fu bucks donation gets you 1000 comments to your contest/giveaway! I love all of you! Click on me to donate or rate! Your Ultimate Desire¢¾Wifey & R/L G/F to Jason & Greeter for FuLuvBombSquad & Owned by ED@ fubar The A
Vacation Time
i just wanted folks to know that i will not be online for a while im going on vacation for about a month starting 11/4/08 until about 12/4/08 going to new york to see my girl RACHEL JUST TO LET PEOPLE KNOW I WILL BE GOING ON VACATION FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS STARTING TOMORROW (6-4-08)TO GO TO MICHIGAN TO SEE MY 1ST N.A.S.C.A.R. RACE.#88 DALE JR.I WAS ALSO WONDERING IF PEOPLE CAN SHOW ME LOVE BY GODFATHERING ME WHEN IM GONE THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD 2 WEEKS. FU-KING ROBERT
Congratualtions
Sexiq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Mythological Poems Written By Kristnrd...
Tale of a Dragon and His Siren The siren awaits for his arrival ...head bowed ...eyes downcast a fragile heart, happiness rarely found to last but the Dragon fulfills his victory in his care she feels secure, loved and at peace powerfully embraced by him she finds true release. She quickens at his every footstep body trembles beneath his gaze longing for the sound of the Dragon's praise. With each touch her blood turns to liquid fire in constant thought to fulfill this dragon's deepest desire. beneath the bite of his lash the curves of her body dance her screams, moans, her cries newly become the Dragon's romance. She gives her complete trust an oath she has loudly made willingly captivated by the Dragon's steel blade; cold metal shines bright from the mouth of the dragon the curves of her bod in sight become the Dragon Warrior's delight. He shields it with skill unlike anyone she has known with the warrior's blade of life the Drag
Midnight Ecstasy
Midnight Ecstasy is now back and open!!!! Come chill with us tonight at Midnight Ecstasy!!!! If you are looking for great ppl and good times then join us now!!!!! Click the pic above to come in and have some F-U-N!!!
Untitled
Love has turn out to be a thirst For each one’s life Love has turn into a breath Which is needed and wanted By every single soul In the world around us Which is the only Survival for each human being In this world. How love has the power to Bring back new life New beginning, new era New commandment in One’s hopeless lives Love is like a mother a A friend for all Love has adopted us As our hearts are like ‘ORPHANES’
Not What U Were Expecting
when i'm expecting something to go one way and it goes another i am always unhappy with the results. Even if the result on its own would be considered positive. I reached for a cream soda, someone had switched one of the bottles in the 6 pack, i opened and drank it, not seeing it wasn't cream soda. It tasted terrible. Turned out to be black cherry soda. I love black cherry soda, but not when i'm expecting a cream soda. i am not trying to make a moral statement or some philosophical revelation. but the moral to the story is, live without expectation and you'll be disappointed less often.
Go Rock The House With The Best
TO ANY OTHER LOUNGE THAT MY WANT ME TO DJ FOR THEM DONT EVEN ASK CAUSE I ANIT GOING TO EVEN THO I CANT GET IN THIS LOUNGE DONT MEAN I WANNA DJ FOR SOMEONE ELSE I STICK WITH WHAT I START =D *********** DJ JAGERZOMBIE ON AIR NOW!!! ONLY @ THE FU*K SHOP ********* > ~~~~~~~~~~~ NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS DROP IN AND CHILL WITH US THANKYOU HORNY AND CREW! ~~~~~~~~~~~
If You Sent Me A Friend Request On Monday.......
If you sent me a friend request on monday ...I accidentally deleted it....so sorry...please send it to me again...and I'll even buy ya a drink!!! hehe
For My Fam + Friends
One Night Stand- Ppv
ONE NIGHT STAND - Wrestling PPV We took the kids to Wrestling Pay per View last night and it was great. After we took pics of the stars leaving.. we saw some others but couldnt get pictures because other fans ruined it . They we're all rude and yelling and banging on their cars.. stupid ppl ruin it forever one. But anyway we went to Chili's after for dinner. This is all for Pj's 8th bday btw. Its was great Tommy Dreamer and Hornswoggle and another guy( looked like a wrestler but we couldnt place him) were there. Everyone was buggin them even while they ate...some ppl are so frickin rude. Anyway we told the kids to wait until they were done then we could say hi and see if they could have a picture. Well they kept staring at us and talking about us , prolly they could tell we wanted to come over but didnt. So Tommy Dreamer left the table and walked by and smiled at me and said hi. Later he came over to our table and asked us if we had fun at the show. We told him it was Pj's bday a
Levelers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Need A Bit Of Help
Ok, this is just a post to everyone .. I keep getting some weird txt messages on my phone the last few days.. there coming from "txt2day" website. ive looked at it and i cant figure out where there being sent from , well not where but i dont kno who is sending them. so if any one on here is sending them to me, would you tell me who ya are so i stop freakin out bout who it is.. pretty plz. . :)) thank you!! i need a little help from my friends or anyone who sees this , i need to level up i only got 9 thousand left to go,, i need rated,viewed,faned , anything. so if you get a free moment can you please give me a tiny boost in any way .. thankx so much.!!
Tornadoes
Tornadoes June 4, 2008 Well, today was one for the record books. We had “severe weather” which means (at this particular time of year) severe thunderstorms, lightening and tornadoes. Anyone who has lived here for more than a year knows that’s just what goes on. Sometimes they cause death and destruction; sometimes they don’t. So today was no exception. We woke up to rain and it began storming shortly thereafter. When I arrived at work we had our normal “daily meeting” and discussed where to go in case of a tornado. People started freaking out. I was shocked. I shouldn’t have been, but I forgot the idiocy that inhabits the bodies and minds of those I work with sometimes. Dummy me. One stupid chick said that if a tornado hit, she was running to her car and heading home to her babies. I told her that her babies would do no better with a dead mommy (maybe they would…I don’t know). She wasn’t having any of that. Well, the storms seemed to
Eyes
What does ur eye color say about u?BrOwNSTRAIGHT UP PIMPS!!!!! Sexy as hell,people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love 2 make new friends. Will do anything 4 that special person. Kind and polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Best n bed can last for days...Loves 2 please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS.Beauty-Vanity Quizzes
Info
Ok a lot of people ask me how I make my Hotties bulletins… My newest ones are more complicated so I decided I would do a tutorial on a simple bulletin layout… I will make this as easy to understand as I can so that even the newest person to coding can figure it out !!! Let’s start off with the code… I will highlight the important parts of the bulletin code… BULLETIN CONTENT HERE (profile links etc) WHAT THE HIGHLIGHTED TEXT DOES Ok Now to break it down even more so you understand what to do… BULLETIN BACKGROUND URL HERE = This is where you will place the URL of the background you wish the bulletin to have… (EXAMPLE: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/CandicesBlends/Pink/prod_1011_36627.gif) FONT COLOR HERE = This is where you would put in what color your want your bulletin’s font to be… (EXAMPLE: black = 000000 , white = FFFFFF) BULLETIN CONTENT HERE (profile links etc) = This is where you can have fun with your bulletin… This is the section
Justice?
I guess you just don't know how much it hurts. I cannot think you know and just don't care. Destiny provides one's just deserts By turning out one just as would be fair. Just as a child learns to its delight That lying sets one fabulously free, So you say "love" to get the rapture right, Getting so the most you can from me. And then, of course, you tire of your pleasure, As those who seek but pleasure often do, And sacrifice by far the greater treasure Upon the altar where you worship you. Justice would demand you be the fool, But you are far more ignorant than cruel.
Random
As a future warning... I like to do quizzes when I get bored. And I get bored really easily. This is one of those times. What is the closest main road to your house? Highway 96. Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Technically, I did earlier, so I would say yes. I can't say it's the nicest I've ever looked in public, but it's presentable. Which one of your friends lives closest to you? Shayna, I'm pretty sure. When you're home alone, do you dance around in your underwear? Uh. Yeah. Who doesn't? Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses. Just for reading though. Last person who got mad at you? Why? Uh. One of my friend's. For an extremely stupid reason. And technically, he still might be mad, but I don't care. He needs to get over it. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud. Definitely. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person? I'm more of a beach person, but I would like some snow and mountains every once in a wh
Looking For.......
WHAT I EXPECT OUT OF FUBAR IS TO FIND NEW FRIENDS ONLY. I AM IN A VERY HAPPY RELATIONSHIP. I AM NOT HERE TO DEAL WITH ANY DRAMA WHATSOEVER. IF YOU DESIRE DRAMA GO DISH IT OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE. MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE EACH OTHER'S PASSWORDS SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE SHE MAY BE ON THIS NAME FROM TIME TO TIME. WE ARE NOT HERE TO FIND OTHER COUPLES TO JOIN WITH FOR ADULT FUN OR MEETS. NOR ARE WE HERE FOR ANYONE ELSE TO JOIN IN OUR LOVE LIFE. WE ARE TOTALLY HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER AND REQUIRE NO OUTSIDE HELP. PLEASE RESPECT OUR DECISIONS AND JUST BE OUR FRIEND.
Looking For.......
WHAT I EXPECT OUT OF FUBAR IS TO FIND NEW FRIENDS ONLY. I AM IN A VERY HAPPY RELATIONSHIP. I AM NOT HERE TO DEAL WITH ANY DRAMA WHATSOEVER. IF YOU DESIRE DRAMA GO DISH IT OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE. MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE EACH OTHER'S PASSWORDS SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE HE MAY BE ON THIS NAME FROM TIME TO TIME. WE ARE NOT HERE TO FIND OTHER COUPLES TO JOIN WITH FOR ADULT FUN OR MEETS. NOR ARE WE HERE FOR ANYONE ELSE TO JOIN IN OUR LOVE LIFE. WE ARE TOTALLY HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER AND REQUIRE NO OUTSIDE HELP. PLEASE RESPECT OUR DECISIONS AND JUST BE OUR FRIEND.
Thank You
hi to all my friends just want to say im home and resting the procedure went well i have more time to share the love to my friends hope for a long time lol i wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the love. all of my friends are great.i have a few more visits with the doctor but but its looking good.wish the doctor had a cure for a lost soul lmao so im home and should be making my rounds to say hi to all of you hugs and sunshine to all.... ervin.
Life
life is a gift theres nothing worth missing out of. what makes life a gift you might ask. well it starts with family.. then comes friends the ones to be there to pick you up when you fall to be there shining bright like a star in the darkest of nights. to be there as a flame to warm you up in the coldest of days. thats what makes it worth all living for.
Please
My Saying
No matter what you say or what you do you will never break me but i only have one thing for you and that is it:
Hater's
We go through life being hated for what ever reason that stupid ppl mae up in their damn heads but news flash you only making your self look dumb..
Poems
A feeling of love once again, Felling different, yet at the Same time felling like the others, Not sleeping at night, Not thinking of my loves before, Once again having a new love, Not knowing where this will go, Giving it a twist of excitement, This new love I feel, Afraid to speak of, For fear of a broken heart, For a fourth time it'd be, But this new love, I shall Keep with me as long As it be possible, For this new love, I hope to be my last love Before I knew the lord, I was into drugs, Full of lust, Full of hurt and heartache, I was listening to the flesh, I was confused' The devil was controlling me. An angel saved me, She saw what I was going through, She continued to pray for me as she ministered to me, She showed me what I was capable of, She led me to the light. If it weren't for her God knows where I would be. I am proud to say I've never been happier. I feel free at last. No more drugs, No more hurt, No more lust, No more confusion, The de
My Life
an IM to my "Ex-wife" michael porter (6/4/2008 5:15:31 AM): thank you for leting me speak to my daughter on my birht day oh wait you didn't that would mean you acutally was a decent human being an dgod knows i did such awfull things to you like give up 2 career's paid of your debt's not mine which i will be seeking compensation for love you stayed faithfull to you never cheated and give you all you wanted those are such bad things so you keep our child from a daddy that loves her and would give his life for her to bring in a man that threw is child out in the cold from her warm bed so he could have a clear way to be with you and let's not forget abot the unfeeling and lack of caring you have shown for three little girls that called you mommy that loved you as thier momy and love thier sister no if that bothered you that would mean your human michael porter (6/4/2008 5:27:49 AM): no you are a uncareing selfish child that must do everything her mommy says like leave your loving
Hump Day And Its Wet
S E X! How important is it in ur marriage and or in ur current Relationship? See yall I'm starting to wonder maybe Im just too much of a SEXUAL MAMI that it makes whomever my partner is for the moment start to feel well to put it short, either im accused of being a FREAK which duh i am, lol in a playful way, but the truth of the matter is I LOVE SEX! Especially when its with someone that im feeling and see lately ive had my EX visit me at work and i took a half day off he tells me that Im as they put it TOO MUCH..but what they fail to realize is that the in between time of not being physically sexual with no one a sista is like dayum, when mr okay stops thru well this pussy be ready and waiting! and yesI have my toys for those of you who actually do read my postings, lol, but its nothing like a man in between your thighs and sucking and caressing your breast that no fucking toy cn replace lol, so my question is: AM I EXPECTING TOO MUCH? I mean the way i look at it why shoul
Poems
Take my hand and walk with me… Together explore every bend of the road that has been put before us… Enjoy with me the beauty of life… Along its wonderful way, find comfort with me, in each other’s arms… When grief crosses our path, find strength with me, in each other’s strength, When despair lies in wait, laugh and smile with me, as you is not alone. If you is in distress, I will be there to make it better and clear any tears, So u can better understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders we bring to each other in our lives, as we most happy with one another. Don’t fear in the mysteries, of what is yet to be…as we will deal with them together. Find peace with me, in each other’s souls, when the world has gone insane…I’ll be there to keep you from going crazy as well. Find love with me, in each other’s hearts, so when the path comes to an end, I hope without words and from deep in our hearts, We’ve known the beauty of true love, from each other on this path of
Help Another Friend?
OK,,,CAN YA HELP A LADY OUT, SHES NEEDS 40,000 COMMENTS TO WIN..PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN,,TY AND BLESSINGS HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fireman Poems
The pagers go off, calling us out. The dispatcher gives the address, with a loud shout. I jump out of bed as fast as I can. Grab my shoes and my keys as they page us again. I go out to my truck, plug in the dash light. Cause somewhere in town is a fire I must fight. Wipeing the sleep from my eyes, I see a bright glow in the distance. A policeman yells over the radio "Code 3, I need assistance" He said there is screaming, coming from inside. I think to myself, someone is trapped, but alive. The pain they must feel, I can't imagine the scare. I see the station up the road, the chief's already there. I pray to God "Please let us get there in time, To save an unknown life, Lord if you must, instead take mine." I speed up a little faster, but still driving safe. Still praying to God that I won't be too late. I finally get to the station, put on my turn out gear. The chief starts the fire engine and yells "We're outta here!" The sirens so
Thank You
I wanted to thank my Fubomber family and my friends for helping me out so much during this contest. I have been working a lot of split shifts with this new job so I haven't been able to bomb as much as I would like to. You guys have really been there for me and stuck by me and I appreciate it. The transition from being with Nathan for 9 years and then suddenly becoming a single mother has made this a difficult time for me. My kids are adjusting well to life without a father. I guess my friend was right when he said kids are resilient. It seems to have been harder on me than them and I am grateful for that as well. Things are getting so much better and for the first time in a long time I don't have to wake up knowing I am going to be pissed or cry because Nathan has hurt me again. Of course living with my parents is no cake walk but we got a bigger house so we will at least have our own personal space soon. Things are going pretty good right now..knock on wood. Anyway without my friends
Time To Kill....
If there is one thing I enjoy it's the fact that death is apart of life. I have seen my fiar share of it and even taken part in it (former military). Some call me morbid other call me deranged. The fact that i enjoy a good slaughter-fest dosen't make me a sick fuck like most people would think. It just means I like the more savage aspects of the human animal. So i guess you could call me a "modern savage." This one is for the one who classifies herself my ex but still hasn't divorced me yet.I was bored the other night so I stopped by your page.The first time in 6 months or so.I saw a few of those stickers you put up...and all I could do is laugh. One of wich made me laugh so hard.It says"I know you are stting there looking at my profile saying Damn I miss her."This couldn't be further from the truth. I DON'T MISS YOU.You think that the bullshit I went through in the military can just be gotten over within a few months? You try being the last person to see soembody before he hangs himse
Sex!!!
Okay let me put this as perfectly bluntly as I can. I LOVE BBW. A real woman has curves. Every time i have had sex with a bbw it's been mind blowing, toe curling, screaming her name and various other obsinities at the top of my lungs until the sun comes up. Every time I've been with a skinny chick it been mediocre at best. So all you dumb ass guys who are like i need a skinny chick i've got 2 things to say to you. 1) Go kill yourself so we can start thining out the stupid from the gene pool and 2) those skinny chicks you want most are fucking insane and will take everything from you including your diginty. So finally let me sum by saying this. I am here looking for a BBW that can handle my fetishes(wich I will discuss at a later date), and possibliy a realtionship. We will see. Okay, now this my sound gross but this my blog and if you don't want to read it then STOP READING IT FUCKTARD! Anyway, as i was saying, my second favorite fetish is "squirters". These are females who when they
Just Things I Like To Share
Someday everything will make perfect sence. So for now, Laugh at the confusion, Smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason. It used to be easy to make your pics smaller and rate them quickly. But with the new system that doesn't work any more. The new easy rates I have found are if you actually start with the last picture and rate backwards and rate the larger pics, because it gives the perfect amount of time between Pic rates to make it so the new infamous " slow down your rating too fast" doesn't pop up very often at all. Just a little helpful hint to the frustrated Mass raters out there. There is always a Loop-Hole around every system anyone can come up with. You just have to be willing to look for it.
Midnight Ecstacy
Please come join me and my family at the hottest lounge on Fubar. The greatest tunes, a real cool place to hang out, and of course our family is the best. We would love for you to check us out. Remember: Pants are optional....we prefer u dont wear any :). So please come join us once again.
Love & Soulmates
I have been Married now for 6 yrs and been together since 1999. This is My 2nd Marriage. I Love this man more then anything in the whole world, more then my 1st Husband. I feel so much more for him, and considered him to be my Soul Mate. The thing is I know he Loves me but I just don't feel like we are on the same page. He says he Loves me, but has a difficult time expressing it or rarely does. I am a very afectionate person, he's not (he was at one point very affectionate). He seems distant to me allot of times. He has little to n interest in sex, cuddling, kissing or any affection in general. About 2 weeks ago he meet up with and ended up sleeping an old fling. We been together for 10 yrs approx. and he has never done anything like this. And it makes no sense to me for a man with little to no sex drive to go and do this. I Love him with all my Heart and I don't want to lose him, but I don't want to keep feeling rejected or just plane unwanted. Or keep wondering if he would rather be
Are You A Morph Maker?
I'm looking for a morph, and I offer fubux for it if anyone wants to help out....SB me if interested.
Bully
COME ROCK OUT WITH THE BONE CRUSHER FAMILY!!!!!! CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOCK AND ROCK OUT NOW HIRING ALL STAFF:DJS,PROMOTERS,GREETERS,SERCURITY: PLZ JOIN THE FAMILY AND HAVE A DRAMA FREE TIME
Enviroment
On June 6, 2008, the U.S. Senate voted on a major global warming bill called the Climate Security Act. Do you know how your senators voted? To take action on this issue, click on the link below: https://online.nwf.org/site/Advocacy?s_oo=4Alpn7sLOYXzidqRy0Iu3g..&id=543 If the text above does not appear as a link or it wraps across multiple lines, then copy and paste it into the address area of your browser. Thanks for supporting global warming legislation in 2008! Now here's what else you can do to help: 1. Spread the word. Invite friends and family to take action: http://action.environmentaldefense.org/campaign/climatebill_2008/forward/iggks3xrr76dw386 ? 2. Post a comment on our 5 reasons to act: http://environmentaldefenseblogs.org/climate411/2008/05/15/5_reasons_senate_must_act/ 3. Support our efforts to pass the Climate Security Act this year: https://donate.environmentaldefense.org/01/kaw08cv001 Thanks for taking action with Environmental Defense Actio
Fubucks
NEED FUBUCKS!!!! YOU NEED FUBUCKS I NEED A MONTH VIP! SO LET'S TALK BUSINESS! I WILL GIVE 50,000 FUBUCKS FOR A MONTH VIP! I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MY FIRST 100 ..11'S! I NEED TO LOAD MORE PICS AND CAN'T WITHOUT VIP! IF INTERESTED PLZ SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP! Click the pic to sent me a message ! NEED FUBUCKS I got plenty of fubucks ! I will give 100,000 fubucks for a 1 month VIP ! I will also give you the first 100 ..11's to you! I will also fan/rate/and add you! So if you need fubucks then this is the bulletin for you! If you are interested please leave me a private message. I will get back to you .Thank You and Have A Great Day ! Click the pic to leave Rebel a private message. TY!
Metal Contest @ Far And Beyond
Special Thank You To Black Dahlia Show Her Some Love ×ßL©K×ÐÃHLÏÄ×@ fubar Want To Own A MetalHead? OH! And A Perv-er Too 150K Bid So Far SOLD!! To Rebbie ~*~ Rebbie ~*~ Proudly Owned By SingleDad38 & Miss ♥ Vee~*~ Owner Of I.P. & BigDawg & MissBlue@ fubar >>InsanePatient is going to kick some a$$ in Far And Beyond FRYDAY 3pm to 4pm Easteren If your ready for Metal the way its suppose to be played click any pic for a free ride ARE YOU THERE? DARE YA!!!!
My Favorite Woman
"You have to rub Babe Ruth's head". Those were the first words I heard entering what to this day was the most majestic place on earth. Just getting off of the train and walking towards what the world know as "The Stadium", an absolute unbelieveable feeling of history and excitement felt walking with so many people from all different backgrounds, creeds, colors and beliefs all in unison, headed to cheer on something bigger than you or I. The smell of old beer and 8 dollar hotdogs fill the air, just as you get a whif of the aroma I heard "forgettaboutit" from a guy behind me. That's when I know for certain I was at the mecca of peofessional baseball, Yankee Stadium. I politely asked the usher not to tear my ticket, for this was my first time and I wanted to savor the capra es of it all. Not to compare this to a spiritual pilgramage, but every fan has to make at least one trip to the bronx to "earn their pinstripes". Headed to my seat with program, Nathan's hotdog and medium Canada
Why America Dislikes George Bush
Why does America Dislike George W. Bush Our President's job approval rating is at a historic all time low. Never in the history of the office has the national job approval of a president been 29%. I believe that the reason for this is the ongoing conflict in Iraq and his failure to hear the voice of the american people. When President bush started his presidency America loved him as a whole and the platform for which he was elected was on. According to the Gallup Poll, his approval rating after the September 11, 2001 attacks was at a all time high of 90% job arrpoval. Mainly because he took a hard-nosed stance against the terrorist. We also had the support of most of the nato countries as well. As time passed on one by one, the countries started to withdraw their troops until it was just us and Great Britian remaining. Ultimately it caost the prime mininster his job for standing with President Bush. With the death toll of U.S troops surpassing 3500 casulties, it would appear
To Friends
Wanna own a cool lady? The Coffee Lady is up for grabs. then click the pic and bid. She is so worth it. (repost of original by 'Alex' on '2008-06-07 09:23:58') I just wanted to let my friends know that i'm not ignoring them in anyway, Having a few things going on in personal life right now with work, gf etc. i'm sorry for not returning rates comments etc. Please give me sometime to sort through things and i will return all the luv that has been given. Thanks for your understanding. Luv Missy
Club F.a.r.
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I Hate It
i hate the fact that after 2 years i finally opened my heart to someone...and it takes someone real special to me to do that..and to me he is very special...he appreciates the things i do for him...but his past still holds a grip on him...and its hard to get over someone when they live with u and they tell u that they love you...which is his problem with his ex...but i just gotta move on...ive been looking for someone for 2 years...i like being single...but then i dont cuz i have no one...i dont wanna be used and abused again...and im just tierd of it...so i shall just let him go and back off..and just his be friend..cuz i cant take this anymore...once again i fell for someone....and look...im in pain because of it...it never fails...owell... i dont know what to do my life is almost at its breaking point...im so lost...and i have no one to find me...everything feels like its falling apart...i cant stand the fact that i cant be happy for once...thats all i want...and no one seems to wan
Poems
She is tired of trying she is tired of crying you know she has been smiling but inside she is dying she seems so sad there all alone crying herself to sleep all her scars are cut down deep as she stands she wishes for someone to take her hand she wishes for the pain to stop you can see she is hurting in every teardrop the years that she wasted is nothing to the tears that she tasted she says scars are nothing just memories of how many times you broke her heart no one ever cared if it riped apart no one cared where the pieces fell her life in living hell This is my bright red scream as I press down harder blood begins to surface I convince myself "you don't feel pain, forget it, it's worth it" You convince yourself that there is no pain I try to forget it's just my sick little game there's white ones, red ones, fresh ones too I'm ashamed of what I do As time goes by they get harder to hide more and more skin with scars on the outside Hide them with long slee
Members
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Contests
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Dad Contest...
Remember...when u go to this site you have to join it...and when u go through to find me make sure its the one with me and my son...thx to all who can vote...your allowed one vote every day so please revote to help me win...thx, darren...heres the link____----http://www.arizonamoms.com/hot-dads-contest#
Nem
sooo another day another euro. slept in a bit (niice), rain had given up flooding us so took the boo to the woods. shopped, cooked (green lentil and veg soup), drank some beer, cycled to town for grass (got white widow but noticed that it's really dry but seems okay), spoke to my bro he's having a bad time again already (sigh), walked the dog again scared a woman (dunno why i'm not gonna mug her or summat, few beers now, waiting up for C (at the pub with G) blah blah. x raining heavy. disappointed about ky being so cr@P. c'est la vie. toking too much out of boredom or cause this weeds sh1t, not sure. c is at drumming. i get lost in the woods in the rain. i had a few beers earlier, might have one with c when she get back. bored but cant be ar$ed with chata. oops just realised msn is off lol. reading A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby. listening to groove salad on somafm. drinking coffee. wearing clothes. breathing. ''Matt was first admitted to The Priory in 2005 for alcohol abuse. Then, in
Abomination
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Answered Prayers
well I dedicated this song to my girlfriend Nikki and she loved it and told me it made sense and said I am the best person she could have asked for... this is the song I will never find another luva sweeta than you, Sweeta than you And I will never find anutha luva more precious than you More precious than you Girl you are Close to me you're like my mother Close to me you're like my father Close to me you're like my sister Close to me you're like my brutha You are the only one my everything and for you this song I sing And all my life I've prayed for someone like you And I thank God that I, that I finally found you All my life I've prayed for someone like you And I hope that you feel the same way too Yes, I pray that you do love me too I said you're all that I'm thinkin' of.....baby Said, I promise to never fall in love with a stranger You're all I'm thinkin' of, I praise the Lord above For sending me your love, I cherish every hug I really love you
Sbradio Family
Sinful Sanction now open, come share you sins and desires! A great place to hangout for good conversation, girls on cam and the best music on fubar! Click the banner and enter at your own risk, park the drama outside! (repost of original by 'DJ PUNK SBRadio Family Co-owner@Sinful Sanctions Owner/Owned by Blondie!' on '2008-06-02 10:59:13') (repost of original by '¢¾ DJ Angel ¢¾ CoOwner@Sinful Sanctions &Erotic Fantasy-Shane's Stripper~' on '2008-06-04 07:40:38') (repost of original by 'DJ PUNK SBRadio Family Co-owner@Sinful Sanctions Owner/Owned by Blondie!' on '2008-06-04 09
Random
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
Thank You All.
Hey everyone. Just thanking all who added me, and accepted me for the friend requests:) Also, thank you for the ratings on my pictures.
Cold's Fu Blog
At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are... Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you've bought me a french fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans! (Chorus) Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't rat you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???! I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . ..Hey! Hey! [Verse II] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standi
My Pard In Crime!!
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True Friends
Well as most of you know I deleted my old account and you all know the reason. I brought only my closest friends to this screen name with me.. I know I will have new friends but you never forget the friends who are and have been always there for you. Thanks again. You guys are the greatest MySpace Comments
Random Fu-stuff/contests
Friends Who Helped Me Level To Henchman!
These people have either Helped me over the last few days by bring down points or They helped me level today! They are all awesome friends or friends of friends who are now all ANGELS in my eyes and yall ROCK! Check them all out some or either close to leveling themselves so please go show them love they are great! They are in particular order just show them lots of love! Just Jilly****Tappinit got my Cherry **** Go Red Wings!!!!@ fubar Kasman ~^~FREE SPIRIT LEVELERS~^~SHADOW LEVELERS~^~@ fubar Cherian@ fubar robisue(Club F.a.r.)**Lollipop GUrlz **Fubar World Cruise**Shadow Levelers**Fu-Owned By Miss Crys~@ fubar Bec Bec "LOLLIPOP GURL" (FUBAR WORLD CRUISE)@ fubar ~Phoenix~@ fubar dale jr fan 88@ fubar PebblesinAZ- Be My Master...Bid 2 Own ME! C Blog! Come get my Goodies!@ fubar *
Vacation
It's almost Friday & Fla keys here I come!!!!!! just wanted everyone to know I won't be around much for the next 11 days, nothing against U but I am on vacation.....woohoo I will bring my laptop with me & will check in where I can get service, so if ya need to get a hold of me just send me a msg & I will return ur call or msg....My close friends have my yahoo address & u can always call lol Have a great week & I will see U when I get back, Love, "Sunshine" ps... should be back after the 16th
Mean
Randy the vampire http://fubar.com/user/301551 is stealing others pics not just of them but also their kids making new profiles then sending shouts such as this : cheeseonmy...: 200 screennames or cheeseonmy...: your daughter will go down (NOTE: THE PHOTO HE'S USING IS OF A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL)
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This Is It!!
I hate all of you Date: 2008-04-20, 11:50PM EDT I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a
Disappearing
Ok for all those who give a shit...Im gunna be going into the hospital for surgery tomorrow (6-5-2008) and I'll be in a couple days. Im taking my laptop with me hopefully I can still get on, but I dont see it happening. So if you dont see me then you know why. Kisses and will miss you all. I will play catch up when I get back next week. For those of you who have my number feel free to text me if you dont see me on......I will have my phone with me. Kisses, The Princess (aka Julie)
After Your Gone
After you're gone How will I go to work? Who will I phone To talk through the silent evening After you're gone? You're part of my life, A piece of my tapestry. On what rock Will my castle rest After you're gone? Time will turn But without hands. How will I eat Without my day on your dish After you're gone? You're the only place I can put myself. No hopes or dreams Can fill my tumbling days After you're gone.
A Star
a twinkle here a twinkle there sitting under the clear nightsky i wondered i wondered if i can float up and gently touch them and be next to them one by one slowly shining its way into the dark night skies coming out of the darkness and lighting up the heavenly skies with its little twinkle i couldnt help draw a parallel how each one of us are stars ourselves in this vast ocean of life unknown and unseen we hide behind the hazy clouds of life constantly trying to sparkle and shine outshined by the powerful sun and fading away in the huge glare we end up as a mere dot on a canvas across the huge expanse of the night sky each star try to outshine the others each star trying to twinkle its way to glory a glory that lasts only for a second find the star inside you twinkle in the night sky dont worry about lighting up the entire world dont worry about twinkling your way to glory maybe you are cannot be the powerful sun but you are a star a star
Club F.a.r.
imikimi - Customize Your World Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a comment that says..."You're It!" and ask them to reag your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I believe in Angels. 2.) I am petrified of elevators and bridges. 3.) I am a member of Team Afterlife-we do paranormal investigations. So yes I also believe in Ghosts!!! 4.) I have Sarcoidosis-an auto-immune disease-it is an inflammatory disease that can effect any organ in the body. 5.) I am very picky about the way towels are folded and only do it one way..If folded wrong I will refold them.... 6.) I love music....All kinds...And listen according to my moods. 7.) I am extremely honest and trustworthy although I find it difficult to trust others right away...It has to be earned. 8.) I am more sensiti
Looking Back
I received an email from her daughter: My mom ( diana ) dies this morn , June 8 at 2:09 am eastern time. She had a note in her hand/ A part of which i am now whole it reads ... The note said .. Larry will know. I will wait for you there. Diana Born June 01 1959 .. Died June 8 2008 Although you are with someone else, I want to have my say Without invading your domain Or scaring you away. I respect the choice you made And all that you decide, But I would just like you to know I want you by my side. As a lake deep in a wood Awaits a cool, fresh breeze, I will wait, a patient eye, While you do as you please. Eventually, you'll understand I love you. Miracles turn commonplace in time. I'll simply be, and then my feelings for you, Like saplings planted in your yard, will find Years enough to shade you from the wind. Everything I've done, I've done Only for your love. Everything I am, I am In hopes your heart will move. I know that yo
Cheating Hearts
Why is it that people come online to cheat on their spouses? How hard is it to tell the world that you are married? Do people no longer take vows seriously? And I'm ashamed to be a woman because I for one don't encourage married people to talk to others...believe me I seem to be a magnet for married men for some reason. Thankfully none of the three people who were revealed today to be married and cheating had anything to do with me but by golly...for real people. If you aint in love with your spouse...get a dam divorce. Why put children through this? Why lose friendships because you would rather lose a friend than a whore? It's a shame...but I'm glad that I'm me and I have morals and there still is a little bit of decency in the world today!
Calendar Girl Contest!!!!
It Will Consist Of 12 winners. Based on Number Of Rates ONLY. * No Comments *. Just Rates. It Will Last 2 Weeks From June 21th to July 5th Starting At 5 PM Fubar time Ending At 5 PM Fubar Time. I Will Take The First 24 Entrants Who Send Me A Private Message With Photo To Enter in contest. No DRAMA, NO NSFW PICS ALLOWED. Prizes Will Be AS Follows: 1st Place 3 month VIP And 1st Choice Of Month Of YEAR. 2nd Place 1 month VIP or 7 day blast(Winners Choice) & next Choice Of Month Of Year. 3rd Place Which ever one the 2nd place finisher doesn't choose 4th Place 3 day blast or Bling Pack And next choice of month of year. 5th Place Whatever 4th place finisher doesn't pick. 6th Place 1 day blast 7th place 200,000 Fu bucks 8th Place 125,000 Fu bucks 9th Place 75,000 Fu bucks 10th Place 50,000 Fu bucks 11th Place 25,000 Fu bucks 12th Place 25,000 Fu bucks EACH FINISHER WILL PICK A MONTH OF THE YEAR THEY WILL BE FEATURED IN A BLOG, BULLETIN,
I'm Leavin, Maybe I'll Be Back Again!
Sorry everybody, I just got here and now i'm leavin, well these sites have been a bit of a distraction so im leaving u wanna get a hold of me yahoo: moorenterprises2005 Holla @ ya boy! TMO
Club Mystic
CLUB MYSTIC IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO ENJOY BOMBING GIVEAWAYS AND HELPING EACH OTHER LEVEL, AND LOVE TO HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT! ALMOST EVERY MEMBER MAXES OUT ON PIC COMMENTS ON A DAILY BASIS, AND IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR THEM TO MAX OUT ON PIC AND STASH RATES AS WELL! THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL.... I WANT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH, WE EXPECT A LOT FROM OUR MEMBERS, AND IF YOU ARE NOT BOMBINGS OUR GIVEAWAYS, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE MEMBER LIST WITHOUT WARNING! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH ME, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CANNOT HELP! I KNOW THAT FUBAR IS NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ANYONE'S LIFE, BUT THIS SMALL FAMILY IS STRONG AND VERY CLOSE. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE AN ACTIVE BOMBER, PLEASE DO NOT EVEN REQUEST TO JOIN THIS FAMILY. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED TO BE A PART OF THIS GROUP HAVE NOT STAYED VERY LONG, THEY WANT THE POINTS TO HELP THEM LEVEL, BUT DON'T WANT TO BOMB OUR GIVEAWAYS, OR ELSE THEY STAY JUST LONG ENOUGH TO LEVEL UP OR WIN A VIP...SOOOOO.
You Wanna
ok so if you wanna get with me send me a message telling me why and tell me about yourself, be specific.
Guys In My Life
guys suck to all the assholes in my past you have made me feel worthless i feel so emotionally drained i feel so empty i have been used abused and lied to i have always been true to what i say no reason to lie what did i do to deserve such pain i have an eating disorder i cut myself at times i cant deal with stess i hate the things i think about and the things i do its all becus of yall that this has happened i believe that i have done nothing to deserve this so plz someone tell me y i just wanna know y i hate that i feel this way and the things that go thru my head i hate all the guys in my past you all suck so here it is FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! shelby u stupid fat fucker yet again another asshole u tried to rape me in october u forced urself on me acting as if i wanted to sleep with you i kept telling you to get off me and you wouldnt we were good friends until this happened y did you do this to me u knew the past i had all the probl
This Is So Cool Check It Out!
Birthday Calculator 21 August 1970 Your date of conception was on or about 28 November 1969 which was a Friday. You were born on a Friday under the astrological sign Leo. Your Life path number is 1. Your fortune cookie reads: A thrilling time is in your immediate future. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440819.5. The golden number for 1970 is 14. The epact number for 1970 is 22. The year 1970 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry. You were born in
Marines
MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S. Please don't delete this until you send it on, Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immort
Prayers Needed
PRAYERS NEEDED WE HAVE A VERY DEAR FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL IN ICU. Richard Cutsinger aka 'barmantx' NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT WOULD LIKE FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR HIM, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIS FRIENDS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,AND WHEN YOU JUST NEEDED OR WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. SO PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS TILL HE COMES HOME!!LOVE YOU ALL. TY FROM ~BRATT~ AND BEAUTIFULKITTY This bulletin was brought to you by ♦♦Queen♦♦Dylon's Divas Mafia♦♦shadow bombers♦♦@ fubar
Please Pray Dor My Friend
CLICKING ON ANY OF HIS PICS WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE!! center> WE HAVE A VERY DEAR FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL IN ICU.Richard Cutsinger aka 'barmantx',NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT WOULD LIKE FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR HIM, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIS FRIENDS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,AND WHEN YOU JUST NEEDED OR WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. SO PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS TILL HE COMES HOME!!LOVE YOU ALL. TY FROM ~BRATT~ AND BEAUTIFULKITTY
Tricks Are For Kids
Give It To Me Baby !!! All i am Asking For Is A Few Comments Can You Give It To Me ?????? brought to you by
Yahoo
OK IT STATES ON MY PROFILE THAT I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY MESSENGER ID'S, ON A DAILY BASIS I'M BEING ASKED FOR THEM. I DO NOT WEB CAM CHAT WITH ANYONE THAT IS NOT MY FRIEND ( WHEN I SAY FRIENDS I MEAN PEOPLE THAT I TALK WITH ON A DAILY BASIS ) I DO GIVE MY ID'S TO PEOPLE THAT I KNOW WILL NOT ABUSE IT. I HAVE YOUNG KIDS HERE AND MY HUSBAND SO FOR ME TO WEBCAM IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE AS MY COMPUTER IS ON THE LIVING ROOM, SO WEBCAM CHAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. I RESPECT MY HUSBAND A GREAT DEAL! PLEASE RESPECT THAT!!!
A 4?? Really??
This chic gave me a 4.. http://fubar.com/user/1462511 I mean come on.. Give me a break.. Can we say hater?? Wow..
Fuwifey
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for abf or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! RE
So Is It Going To Work This Time
so im back with my ex, only because i love him so much i would do anything in the world for him, he makes me happy, and smile, even though hes a ass most of the time, i just hope that im not giving it my all and everything for nothing.. im sick of the pain that he has caused me i dont want to go threw it again, and i know if it happens again then its my fault because i gave him another chance... love does crazy things though
Why I Do What I Do.
I often have a hard time explaining to people why I choose to work in an extended care facility. People often think of it as just a place where people shit on themelves and die. Needless to say, I can never find the right words to describe why I do what I do. It's true that the job is far from glorious, and the rewards can seem few and farbetween. When I need inspiration I buy books about nursing, stories of encouragement.It helps me to understand that I am not the only person in the world crazy enough to put up with the shit I put up with on a daily basis. Lately I have needed quite a bit of inspiration, and in my readings I came across something that made me laugh out loud. It explains perfectly what I can't. Here it is..... Bringing the cows home. When I was a teenager, I worked at a nursing home as a nursing assistant. Althought the hours were long and the duties not always pleasant, I developed an understanding, respect and love for the residents. Elm
Happiness Seeker
After all the shit that went wrong with this move, I now am without a job. Fuckin Bob Chocola! He's the DM for CVS around where I live and since he and my old manager Khan are such good buddies he wont transfer me because I had to leave suddenly in Feb. They re both such assholes. Now again I am with out job and money. WTF!!!!! I can not catch a break!!!!! Well Its official. I am moving back to Va in about 8 days. This will make it 28 moves in 22 years. how crappy is that! Damn economy! Rent is cheaper but everything else is more. I want to scream and throw a tantrum. How am I every gonna get it togethter it we cant stay in one place? We it is official. We are moving to Fairfax, VA. Dad's job went through so now I just need the tranfer for me to go through an I'll be set. My only complaint now is the moving part. I am so tired of seeing my stuff in cardboard boxes. Thank goodness most of my stuff is packed. I new this was temporary but DAMN! 2 months is such a short time to be anywhere
Poems
Masks We all have Worn them For one Reason or Another They hide Our fear They hide Our true emotions Masks we Have one For every Occasion So nobody Knows how We truly feel by Kat 6-3-08 The tears Slip down My cheeks As thoughts Of my Angles float Through my Mind How I Do miss Each of My precious Angles With each Thought of The three Of You A fresh Tear slips From my eyes How I Long to Have been There to Watch Each of You grow up In my Heart I have Always Been by Each of your side Each of you Are oh so Special to me How I Do miss Each of You My beautiful Daughters By: Kat 8-16-08 How my heart crumbles When I think Of the love You have For another How I long To know that Special bond To know The feeling of being Daddy’s Girl The tears Fall oh so Many times When I realize I will never have That special place In your heart I will never Be your Daddy’s girl by: Kat 6-3-08
Lonely Soul
The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face Life in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders
Message To Whatever
Hey Fatty!!! you know.. you have truly messed with the WRONG BITCH. ROTFLMFAO!!! People, please!! Get a fucking life, and just to you "Homo Joe", bring it if you think you are fucking woman enough! Bastard child indeed! HAHAHAHA Oh too funny! Thanks for all the compliments, and for making me the center of all your pathetic, pitiful worlds. Best damn laugh I've had all week! what you think i wouldn't have found out.. since your too much of a pussy ass cumdumpster to face me. block me huh.. i am not like you bring it on whore i have nothing to hide. and i was very serious. you were a fucking bastard child of a goat and a horse. you fat piece of fucking shit! if you fuck with my friend again you will definitely regret it. oh as for guy.. trust you won't have him either. i will ensure of that.. you have no idea what can of worms you opened by being a spiteful fucking piece of shit! always remember when you think your tough and smart there is always some one tougher and smart
Hmmm
ok i need to rant... here goes... now i've been on this site for almost 2 years (pick a name for it and go with it) i've dealt with some shady people over that time, but now it seems as if it's become a way of life. i don't get it. what do people get out of being like that? does it make them fu-cool? or just give them a "rush"? seriously.. what on earth could possess people to become complete retards? on something else... i can't stand people who seem to say one thing yet do another. say what you mean and mean what you say. don't do stupid crap, and people won't call you out on it. one last thing.. stop being so jealous of others. obviously you are who you are and no one is going to change that, so stop hating on who others are. if you don't like it, it's real simple, BLOCK them.. if that simply won't do... then cloes your browser, turn off your computer and walk away. real simple huh?! - ♥ reLLa
Shh She Doesn't Know I'm Doing This
Ok one of my dear friends is in a giveaway for a Happy Hour...She needs to get 45,000 comments in order to get it...I know she would appreciate it if you could go and give her a few comments to help her out...The girl will not ask for help, so I'M asking for help...She is a wonderful lady and I want her to get her Happy Hour as soon as possible...If some of you need some fubucks for helping gimme a shout we'll talk...Thank you again and don't forget to click her pic to go help her out....
Dajackman's
Yep. I'm sitting here having and Jack and Coke trying to figure out fubar. Not a bad establishment!
Blings Or Blasts
ok i have 1.3 million fubucks and id like to get either blingpacks or blasts for them if it all possible. if ne1 is interested in this leave a comment or shout me. ty very much to all who take the time to read this
By All Means.... Marry.
By all Means... MARRY! I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I do
Screams Of Flesh
for those of u with a mysapce... and like thrash black and death metal check these guys out...their fucking awsome http://www.myspace.com/screamsoffleshofficial
To All My Family And Friends..
Well I guess this is it. My very first Happy Hour was a great success and I would like to thank everyone. I have met many great people on here and i will miss you all. Some of you do know where to find me so we will be in touch. I will try to answer everyones questions on here or it will take me a month to get through all your emails... Oren and I have had nothing but physico bitches since we started dating then fu married... well you can ignore, block then , but there is so many fakes account they just keep coming back..the last straw was somehow my home number got out (no one gets my phone number). As of today Oren and I had our numbers changed to unlisted and we made new emails... and now it's time to move on to the next chapter of our lives..... for those of you interested , Oren will be transferring to a company here, but still doing long haul. He decided this was better for my daughter, that way she will still see her dad and won't be uprooted from what she knows. Plus he
The Smallest But Simplest Decisions
The smallest choices one makes can be so simple but yet leave the biggest impact on one's life and loved ones. So before you go and make even the smallest decisions in your life; make sure you know how it's going to affect you and those close to you. Never make life changing decisions without thinking of it through and weighing all the options first. Because the choices you make can afflict upon your children and/or your closest family and friends. The wrong choices can perminately damage one's life and one's surroundings. So before making any decisions; listen to your heart and not your head or anyone else. Losten to your closest friends or family member's opinions and/or advice, but let your heart make the decisions. Besides, you are your own person and noone can tell you how you should live your life or raise your children. Just do your best and all will end up well. You are the strongest person in your life right now and you are the only one that knows what is best for you and your
New Puppy
My Grandkids
i can't get over the fact that how freaken adorable my grandkids are..lol omg i could eat them..ok not literally..eww gross.lol when ya take a chance.. look at my grandkids lol
Time-less
"How have you been?" I stand before her, my back to her couch. It is decadance really. Everything flowery and soft as down. I raise my arms and balance on my tip toes. A smile curls my lips. She sits quietly in her chair. Her leg folded properly over her knee. Her foot never taps as mine does. I scowl at her light green loafers. She smiles at me softly, knowing whats to come. The scowl turns into a smile as I feel myself falling backwards...my hair flies as I fall. My giggle turns into a low moan as her couch ebraces me. Squishy. I sigh. Kick up my feet. And clear my throat. "Fair to middlin" She laughs softly and nods her head at me. "Alright." she pauses "Care to expand upon that?" I smile at her "Nope." She sits back, clearly flustered. "I come here for your couch really. No offense. I have 5 bucks care to sell it to me?" "No. I certainly do not." I think she frowned at me. I squinted my eyes at her to be sure, but she quickly pasted on
Just Starting
omg it takes forever to figure things out ok here i go I am nickole SistA you are reading something so stupid right now cause i am out of it it is 3:35 and i have not slep at all in the last 2 days wow huh u prop want too x right now well i will let u since this is stupid that u proplely do not want to here seez ya
Blogs
He lies alone. The quiet is all too deafening. It's all there is. To one side of him the phone. Talk. To the other. The computer, chat. Neither is comforting. "It doesn't matter" he thinks. Nothing matters. Nothing ever will. Near him, all around him, is the faint scent of despair. He looks for something to hold onto. There's nothing. Nothing. Nothing except the silence, the quiet. "I should get up." he thinks. "What's the point?" is what follows. His hands tremble. He wants to cry, but he can't. It's almost as if he's immune to the situation. "Stiff upper lip," he thinks "Stiff upper lip" It doesn't help Nothing seems to help. He searches for something more to hold onto. Anything. All he finds are his thoughts. They're no help. All they seem to do is betray him. As if someone has opened the floodgates, Millions of gallons of thoughts come rushing into his mind. He struggles to stay afloat. He looks for his planking, som
Let's Play Friends With Benefits....
~*Friends with Benefits*~ Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it!!!!!!
Poems And Things
Backstreet Boys - Incomplete Empty spaces fill me up with holes Distant faces with no place left to go Without you within me I can't find no rest Where I'm going is anybody's guess I've tried to go on like I never knew you I'm awake but my world is half asleep I pray for this heart to be unbroken But without you all I'm going to be is incomplete Voices tell me I should carry on But I am swimming in an ocean all alone Baby, my baby It's written on your face You still wonder if we made a big mistake I've tried to go on like I never knew you I'm awake but my world is half asleep I pray for this heart to be unbroken But without you all I'm going to be is incomplete I don't mean to drag it on, but I can't seem to let you go I don't wanna make you face this world alone I wanna let you go (alone) I've tried to go on like I never knew you I'm awake but my world is half asleep I pray for this heart to be unbroken But without you all I'm going to be is incompl
Bad Vs. Good
I think, in order to lead a happy life it's not about mean or being nice, or bad or good, it's about being smart. However, I would say that it is smart to try to be nice or good. I used to be pretty bad. I think I was pretty bad until I got smarter and 'grew up.' Now I try to be good most of the time. Why? Simple. If you think about your actions and say to yourself 'would I like what I've just done to happen to me?' and if you think not, then you probably shouldn't have done it. All you have done is increased someone elses misery and you don't get anything good back in return. If you try to be good or nice to most people, generally, they will be nice/good back to you in return. I know this from experience. It's kinda like 'what goes around, comes around.' Because it does. Most 'assholes' and 'dickheads' who think you are stupid, will try to exploit you, but if you are smart, you will know what to do about it. And if we all tried to be a little nicer, the world woul
Melicious Blogs
Sometimes your at home watching tv and just thinking to yourself.. "how did i just finish watching the whole show and not remember what it was about" cuz the whole time your not thinking bout the tv,, your just thinking about that special person, thinking about them, what they're doing, wondering if there thinking about you too.. or maybe wondering if they're even think about you at all.. it hurts to feel like your putting everything you have into that person and then wonder if they are putting that same feeling into someone else.. love can kill you that way, it doesn't let you choose, it doesn't let you breathe, it doesn't let you think.. it overpowers you to the point where you cant eat breathe or feel anything but love, its crazy that someone can have so much power over you and not even try at all.. its crazy how girls let them selves get abused and stay for love.. its crazy how girls can run away from their homes to live with the one they love only to find out he has someone on the
Visual Stimulation
I see the curl of fingers held up under the chin, and this explosive need invades me, to know what those fingers might be like on my skin. Head tilted slightly, lips parted just enough to imagine you're leaning over toward me, about to fulfill a promise or two, in an endless kiss. Breath barely forms in my chest, throat clenches shut, mouth wet in anticipation of something that never comes, while my heart slows, threatens to stop. Always when my eyes close, that image is tattooed on the back of my eyelids, and my other mouth goes wet, drenched in anticipation.
Romantic Symphony
They say no thing can match making love, That none can be as beautiful. But if you listen with your soul,. You can hear the symphony of passion... The pitter-patter of rain falls, Lovers hearts gently thump, As they gaze into each other's eyes, they find the music to their hearts. Hands gently caress the bodice, As the bow caresses the strings of a violin. He plucks the strings of her passion, She hums gently to his soft touch. Slowly the notes fade away, And the entangled body improvise, The rain as their director, As they begin to make music. Proceeding slowly, the ballad continues. As she accepts him into her haven. Her voice echos like a horn, Crying gentle noise into the night. Blood rushes rampantly through them, And they move in perfect harmony. Slowly in a crescendo, His pulse throbs deep within her. Their tempo increases, Biting her lip in anticipation. As the music plays louder in her, It's not much longer.... Ever steady, flying to h
Buy Me A Drink N I'll Buy U 1
Letz Trade Drinkz OR Giftz Letz Get Fuckd Up!
Some Humor
There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...
Things That Will Make You Say....omg!!!
Help Me Welcome 'djpee' A New Fubarian
Welcome to Fubar djpee. I rated fanned and added.
Things I've Learned
Things I've learned ~ Author Unknown I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taken me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I've learned. . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned. . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned. . . that regardless of how hot and
The Power Of Thought
1. i love myself 2. i am a good friend to myself and others 3. i am creative and worthwhile person even though i make mistakes 4. i know my limits and boundaries and stand up for them in a firm and loving manner. 5. i now have time, energy, wisdom, and money to accomplish all that i desire. 6. i am powerful in my life 7. i am now willing to be my ideal weight and have my ideal appearance. 8. i am a valuable and important person, and i am worthy of the love and respect of others. 9. i have satisfying and supportive relationships 10. i feel creative and valued in my work.
Sometimes
Well this is my first blog not sure whatt to sayy .... i am super bored thats why i doin this and waiting for my lovly lady to get on so0o hurryyy up MisS KiTty ... geez women i tell ya :P well if you are readin this im geussin your bored. ... so0o GO DO SOMETHING :D have a wonderful day Thanks To Everyone Who Has Rated Me And Faned Me And Added Me ... Much Love To Everyone And I Will Get Back To Yas .... Just Thank You Very Much Love Gettin To Know New Ppl And Makeing Friends ... :D MuAh XoXo
Wtf!
Ok So ive had a few of my true and honest good friends ask me whats up? ok, im gonna tell you. Im not upset with anyone, except maybe myself. 1. i allowed myself to be talked into a situation w/ Master Earl, that i cant seem too get out of. Hes released me but wont let it go. and i think it was a hurtful way of doing things, and im not a hurtful person. 2. I have my surgry tomorrow. its not difficult one, but ive had 18 prior surguries. i currently where a medical bracelet for difficutl intubation, I have so much scar tissue in my throat and at my lungs that they almost lost me the last time. So i have reservations alot of them. Im scared shitless!!! 3. Work is still there and nothing will change while im gone so ive been desperately trying to get ahead. I hope to be back next monday at least for half a day. keep your fingers crossed. I love you guys!! Adele This should be posted in all schools and work places and at home! Love him or hate him,
Prayers
This Loving and Adoring Grandfather... Texas Camaro Nut ©@ fubar ...lost his Brand New Baby Grandson last night! Baby Trace passed through the gates of Heaven while sleeping last night. Trace was born April 7, 2008. He had a beautiful Momma and an Amazing Granddaddy! Please send your love and support to Dave...Texas Camaro Nut...during this time of sorrow. This bulletin brought to you with Love and Respect from Sin: ^sin^@ fubar and Created with Love and Respect by PebblesinAZ: PebblesinAZ@ fubar
Mzdreams!!ty For This!
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Thinking.........
I've been on Fubar since it was Lost Cherry. But I have seen lots of changes that I don't like. There are people on here that want to delete me because they send a message in my shout box and if I don't respond (By The Way my sound stays off on Fubar) they automatically think I am ignoring them, so they want to delete me. Well if thats what they want its all fine and good. I am to the point to where I am just about ready to delete my own account between guys getting mad because I don't respond and others because I don't do cam. (And never will as far as cam sex goes). So please if you have a problem with me then by all means PLEASE Delete me, cause my friends know how to reach me and I have made some good friends on here. What would you guys do? I'm not gonna lower my standards for no one, sorry.
Attention Please
Hello all It's that time again, Time for ya'll to vote for your Favorite Featured Doll of this Month Of course me .....Trixie Mort How do you do it Welll..... 1) Go to wickeddollz.net and enter site 2) Click on Featured Dollz 3) Scroll Down and Vote for me See it's simple And Don't forget to check out my new Pics I get really wet in this one lol by the water pervs XoXo Trixie Mort
The Start
I wrote this poem in high school for my one of my friends it has never had a name so if anyone has an idea please suggest... For every moment you withstand- the stronger you become. I beg you please to always hold- happiness, no matter where from. Remember there is someone you know- who believes in everything that's you. And wants to be there by your side- to share in all you do. Please take to heart every word I say- For I speak to be heard by you. Keep the faith that lets you live- it helps start each day new. Don't be afraid and trust yourself- believe in all you do. Never listen to what anyone says- if the day is hard to get through. Try and you'll never fail- and be happy with who you are. Forget those whom don't matter- those who do, keep in your heart. Patience is the test of the world- so remember to always keep to. You will find the longest wait of all- is the best thing you could do. Be faithful to your heart
Countdown To Extinction (deleting This Profile)
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys Important for all to read!....Reason for deleting my profile: Well to start with, I think I have an I-Stalker. Thats not all that bad in it self (sort of flattering in a twisted kind of way), but I have gotten many computer viruses (I.E. Trojan Horses, Spy Bots, P-Loaders ect...) and EM's saying things like "I see you" and "I know where you live" and so on. So I'm deleting all my of on-line (MySpace, myyearbook, Fubar and so on) profiles Its not hard to get rid of the viruses, but there are so many to get rid of. I think I'm dealing with a "Hobby Hacker" because the viruses are so simple, but the attacks keep coming. Its just annoying for the most part. I'm deleting my profiles not only for this annoyance, but for the protection of all my Friends on each of my profiles. If this/these "Wannabe Hacker(s)" got to me, then I'm assuming he/she/or even they can get to you as well. So after Friday, if you get an e-mail, or anything else from me on F
Low Life Dirtbag Dads
Children r not the fault of any one, they r just merely a gift from god. Children should be treated as such, they should be loved, cared for,held when there sick or when they r scared of monsters under there bed or in there closet. Children should be told every day that mom and or dad love them no matter what. mom and dad r the ones who love there children more then any one in the world. Well im mom and dad. i do both jobs, i do a moms job and i do a dads job. fathers or the significant other think that because they leave the home or its not there blood that they shouldn't have to take care of them. For what ever reason they have its not good enough. No child should ever have to go with out because the father don't like the mother or the significant other does not want to step up to the plate or just because he don't have any children of his own. Some men think that some the moms r just crazy, all that really means is that, i the mom have two jobs.Im on call 24/7, its a never en
Fubar Wedding
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Heart Beat
have you ever seen a healthy heart it pumps up and down.thats how a great looking relationship.IT has it ups and downs. have you ever seen a dead mans heart beat?its flat,and thats how a non-caring relationship works
To Every Broken Heart
To every broken heart in here Love was once a part, but now its disappeared She told me that its all part of the choices that you make But theres still tomorrow Forget the sorrow. No more time to care
Mind Buster
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Think about it!!!!!!!
What Is Love
what is love we all ask one another. well I think I can tell you. love is when you hold that one special person in your arms and you feel comfortable .always waiting to hear from that special person and you cant stand to be away from that special person and when you are you feel uncomplete and it drives you nuts to where you are willing to do anything to hold that special person and be with that special person.thats my way of thinking of love. LOVE- A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance. Sexual passion. Sexual intercourse. A love affair. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often us
Crying
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE ONE THAT CAN MAKE YOU STOP CRYING, IS THE ONE THAT MADE YOU CRY.
Maybe
Auction Time Again
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Recipes Yummy !
HALLOWEEN RECIPE Eerie Eyeballs Yields approximately 9 dozen bite-sized eyeballs 3 oz (small box) lemon gelatin (can be sugar-free) 1 cup hot water 1/2 cup miniature marshmallows 1 cup pineapple juice 8 oz cream cheese (can be lowfat/Neufchatel) Dissolve lemon gelatin in 1 cup water in double boiler, add marshmallows and stir to melt. Remove from heat. Add pineapple juice and cream cheese. Beat until well blended. Cool slightly. If you have a truffle candy mold or round ice cube trays, spary them with non-stick cooking spray first, then pour the mixture in the molds and leave to set in the fridge. Otherwise pour into a deep ceramic dish and chill until thickened or firm enough for scooping into eyeballs. Using a melonballer, scoop full balls of the mixture and set aside for decoration. To decorate, use liquid food coloring and an old detail paintbrush and get creative. You will need black food coloring for the pupils. Also, if you are in a hurry, instead of painting th
Auction For 1 Week Blast Or 1 Month V.i.p
Ill be giving a 1 week blast or a 1 month V.I.P. to the highest bidder of fu bucks. The minimum begining bid will have to be at least 250k in fubucks....no lower. And Whomever has the highest bid by Sunday June 8th 2008 at 12pm(noon) will get this offer....to place your bid...leave a comment right here in this blog that way you can see all bids, if you choose you wanna bid on this. Good luck and have fun.. while your here.... im trying to level, you may as well rate fan or add me please lol Ill be giving a 1 week blast or a 1 month V.I.P. to the highest bidder of fu bucks. The minimum begining bid will have to be at least $150,000 in fubucks....no lower.This auction will begin on June 21st 2008,and Whomever has the highest bid by Friday June 27th 2008 at 12am(midnight) will get this offer....to place your bid...leave a comment right here in this blog that way you can see all bids, if you choose you wanna bid on this. Good luck and have fun.. while your here.... im trying to level, you
Bisexual Awakening
Taunt peaks under cream silk; tempting. The faint smell of talc and sex; alluring. Glossy ruby lips slightly parting; inviting. Sharing souls and red wine; stimulating. Thighs brushing, barley touching; arousing. Shining lust deep in green eyes; mesimerizing. Illicit love, irrefutable propnsity igniting.
Cherish Every Moment
~Cherish Every Moment~ As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
Lovers Embrace
Heat burning deep within Longing for the feel of skin upon skin Lips swollen, red and wet Wondering how fast my heart will get Hands trailing down my sides A tie covers my eyes & blinds A mouth searches down my chest A tongue nibbling at each breast Trailing kisses down my stomach Expertly exploring to my buttocks Gently pushing my legs open wide Feeling your tongue go deep inside Probing, sucking, my juicy center Making the way for you enter Pulling me to your loving embrace Making me look into your face Rocking me gently from side to side Til both our bodies will collide Laying in the lovers embrace Never wanting to leave this place
Own Me!
Do you have what it takes to own someone as crazy as me? Well let's find out! I'm looking for a new owner and I'm offering even more stuff than any of my other auctions! I have added even more than is what on the picture! Click the picture to go see what else I'm offering and place a bid!! *Note* Even MORE will be added if the bid gets even higher!!
Expression
Heart racing, Breath catching, Hands trembling ... Anticipation. Whispered words, Loving kisses, Seeking touches ... Exploration. Soft or hard? Slow or fast? Smooth or rough? Contradiction. Frantic whimpers, Breathless sighs, Overwhelming needs ... Desperation. Intensity building, Emotions ebbing, Thoughts suspending ... Intoxication. Intently listening, Instincitively acting, Simply feeling ... Culminaition. Eyes focusing, Mind centering, Entirely surrendering ... Immersion. Fears conquered. Fulfillment discovered. Freedom found ... Completion. My mind, My body, My soul ... My submission ... Your possession.
Auctioning My Brother!
Hello everyone. My brother is up for auction! please bid on him and he is "sold" to the highest bidder! Auction ends as of 6/14/08 at 8pm! any bids are excepted. The highest/ best bid wins fu ownership of my brother for 30days. just leave your bid in a comment here or send me a private message. mr monster{enforcer of the lollipop lounge}@ fubar To qualify you must place a bid and subscribe to our lounge Click below to join us! The winner will receive notice by 8:30pm on Saturday 6/14/08 by private message.
The Old Me
ok so heres the facts straight up and real... I am so fucken sick of ppl walken all ova me mistaken my motha fucken kindness for weakness... Im fed up, irritated to the point of tears..No its not my motha fucken hormones...Its fake ass bitches n playa wanna be's and im DONE! So here we go Turnen back into the old motha fucken Melissa...The Melissa i was before i left NC the Melissa that made full grown men cry and lil bitches tremble in fear...U want my man? Come and get him bitch cuz i garantee u wont be walken anytime soon...U want my son? Step up bitch...I can tell alot of u bitches wanna be me the fact of the matter is u can neva be me...U aint me so stop trying... My attitude is back...my dememner is back most of all MOTHA FUCKEN MELISSA is back...Best believe i dont take shit...If u dont like it kick motha fucken rocks...or imma kick ya ass... Im motha fucken out! OK I AM GOING TO POINT A FEW THINGS OUT THAT I THINK ARE HYPROCRITICAL....LIKE MAJORLY...IM NOT WRITING MAD.
Own Me If You Think You Can!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR OWN Memory!!!!!!! I am OFFERING As Follows. . Could BE SOME Nsfw It depends on THE BID.. 1. 200 11's during happy hour 2. 200 stash rated during happy hours 3. Permanent pimp in blog 4. Pimpout in profile for 1 month 5. 2 SFW Salutes 6. Added to Yahoo 7. One 30 minute cam session (sfw) 8. Added to family WE CAN ALWAYS ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Deep Blue Lounge
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Thoughts
Batman Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes
God Bless
Band : Volo Song & Lyrics : Volo We don’t talk any more of Babylon Today we talk only about Washington We don’t talk any more of Babylon Today we talk only about Washington Michael Moore, General Motors, Pearl Harboor, US Air Force, Martin Luther King, Schwarzenegger, Boeing, the hamburger, Spielberg, Iran's Shah , the Rosenberg husbands, Ku Klux Klan, Elvis, Philipp Morris, Coca-Cola God bless America The American Civil War, Nixon, ENRON, prohibition, Al Capone, Pinochet, Carl Lewis, Pablo Escobar, Che, Miles Davis, the dollar, Superman, Michael Jackson, Manhattan, Mike Tyson, Malcom X, Marlboro, Hendrix, Marylin Monroe, JFK And God bless America We don’t talk any more of Babylon Today we talk only about Washington We don’t talk any more of Babylon Today we talk only about Washington Militaro-industrialist complex, The GI' S, the NHL, the french fries, Vietnam, Kissinger, Gore Vidal, napalm, Eisenhower, the oval office, Bukowski, Oswald, Bin
Racin To Level
LOL That silly wonderful fantastic Poetic Angel has started a race to see who gets to Henchwoman first, Her @ 215,217 to level and me @27k...Who wants to help!?!?!? And if you dont know her already then you better be swinging by and say hi to this beautiful friend of mine! ¿¿*~~®~~Poetic Angel Princess~~®~~*¿¿@ fubar
Own An E-robin
Calendar Girl Contest!
America
Welfare Poem - ... I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I get plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Fin ally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, dr
A Forever Friend
Auction!
Tweety's Thoughts
I want to find arms that will hold me at my weakest. Eyes that will see me at my ugliest, and a heart that will love me at my worst. Thats when I will know I found my true love. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain, and even though life might not be the party we hoped for, we should still dance while we're here. So I'm sitting here in front of my computer (obviously!) having had yet another "short" conversation with a local male. Low & behold, one of the first things he says to me is  Wanna come over and have some fun? So I respond with are you married? He says, does it matter? And of course I say... YES. So he says no and I say so all the women's products in the bathroom of one of your photos belong to you??? And he says No, I live with someone, but we're not married and have a 7 year old son. END OF CONVERSATION   Is anyone else sick of this meaningless non-sense on the net? Like where does it say on my profile that I don't mind
Im Fine
I WANT TA THANK EVERY1 4 CHECKIN ON ME AT MY TIME OF SADNESS, I LOVE U ALL & VERY GREATFUL TA HAVE U ALL AZ MY FAM & FRIENDZ...I GET LIKE THAT SUMTIMEZ WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY LIL GIRL 4 THOSE THAT REALLY KNOW ME THEY KNOW THA STORY ON ME & MY LIL GIRL, BUT I THANK U ALL 4 ALL YR LOVE!
Lyrics/poems
"You Had It In Me" So baby you tell me its time for a break you tell me the timing isnt right but thats alright cause were the same in the end you will see what your missing they say dont fix what isnt broken but what do you call it when you break somethin thats been broken before but repaired when you entered into its world girl i cant make you change your mind but do know in time you'll realize the best thing you ever had You had it in me.. Though you may not see it im the one you needed Im the one that wouldve been there when you would cry with the shoulder to lean on when you needed one day im sure you will see it The best thing you couldve ever had You had it in me.. Now im sitting here with an empty look upon my face Wondering if its me or if its something i can change i always said you were amazing never did i think you'd leave me this kind of amazed and as i sit here in this empty place my mind gets clustered full of meaningless empty space but
Stupid Flaggers!
Yesterday, I sat here and watched 30.. yes THIRTY.of my pictures being flagged as NSFW.. which was the last straw.. One of the pictures was of a horse.. What the hell is wrong with the people on this site? Nothing better to do? Jealous? What? What is it that would cause someone to sit there and flag someone's pictures like that.. I would understand if it were one, maybe two.. but 30?!?!?!?! I guess it is some jealous bitch out there that did it.. Anyways.. as I have said before.. if this happens again I will put everything on lockdown.. Guess what? I did.. everything excluding the default.. which i wish you could mark as "family Only" is now.. "FAMILY FREAKIN' ONLY" If you want to see.. ahhhhhhhhhh too damned bad.. This is supposed to be an adult site.. Why do we even have the "NSFW" anyways.. If you are at work.. you aren't supposed to be here anyways.. And as for the under aged people on this site.. GET THEM THE HELL OFF OF IT!!!!! Oh wait.. that will cause all the pe
Please Help Me!!
Life Works Mysteriously
Just wanted to say thanks to all you people that had such kind words, thoughts, & prayers, for my Dad, My Family, & myself! Guess the power of prayer really does work.... My dad has been in the hospital since May 19th. He had toxic poisoning from a medication he was taking. The toxic levels were so high in nearly damn killed him. While they were trying to get his toxicity levels down, he had to endure many many uncomfortable tests. One test showed irregularity to his heart rate and pulse, so after even more testing, they decided he needs to have implanted a pacemaker and difibulator. WOW.. that comes as a shocker to us all, including him. Done deal!!! Everything went well!!!! Wahoo I feels better! He has been in a physical therapy rehab now since Sunday, June 1st & is doing great. He sounds great & is anxious to get strong, so he can come home and go fishing with the worms me & the boys dug up last night. LOL. I sincerely believe "everything happens for
Give Aways
3 Weeks
Just a heads up that in 3 weeks I probably won't have as much internet time as I do now. Life has taken a turn and I knew it was coming and it's really not for the best but I will try to get on and check in from time to time til I find where I'm going and when and then get settled.
Lyrics
Seether Broken Lyrics Songwriters: N/A Complimentary "Broken" Ringtone I wanted you to know that I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; And I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away You've gone away... You don't feel me here... Anymore... The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right
Fubar Friends
BOMB THE HECK OUT OF THIS PIC! AND HELP ALLURING OUT SHE WILLRETURN THE FAVOR Mucho thanx! here is the link! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1341652&albumid=0&i=3641162219&idx=2 seems once you start to get to know some one here on Fubar, and u settle down to and start to get to know them,they go away...for personal reasons, or they just get tired of being here, some have already left here already, and i miss them, they were real nice to me...never had a bad time with them...i love my friends very much, even my enemies i admire...lol will miss them so much.
Auction
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Wtf Life Sucks
War Zone
All innocence is lost by LateNiteFantasy© Innocence lost The tanker heaves left, and pulls away. Fuel spray glistens with brilliant light. Caribbean sunlight fills the spectre's windows. My mind races through roaring silence. The turbo props hum in unison. Mere seconds left to go. Black suet clouds fill the air around us. Then, the silence is broken. Shards slam into the fuselage. I swallow hard. All other thought escape my memory. Focus it's time to go. The crow's nest operator nods. I tighten the straps around me. I pause, pray, and squeeze the Vulcan's trigger. A violent burst erupts below. Air rushes past, disoriented I look down. A large hole to the right of my feet. I look around at Tipper. I see concern in his eyes. "Kick an ammo box into it," he said. I do so, kicking spent shells around. The wind is not as strong, filling the hole. I return fire with renewed intent. Can't let them shoot us down. Bullets spray a spiral arc from my chain gun.
Woman
I wonder why I do what I do. Lets take today (OK this evening) I was at the horse track being my happy self, then I went down to the slot machine and won 55.60. Did that make me happy? Sad? HELL NO I WENT TO THE TRACK BAR AND ORDERED ANOTHER KILLIANS Sometimes I wonder WHY......Why we are, Why we do, Why we think. Some people have looks, money, a thought, a wish......or maybe a need. Is a need a 65" TV, or maybe a vette (OMG that would be a want). How about real life today? A real 401k that lost 65% in less then 10 days, how about a box (sorry woman) cardboard box at that! I understand fun(GO COLTS). I have great real life friends (that I don't have to buy a blast for....one let call her Mary is a internet porn star......yes I was at the COLTS game on Sunday with her and oher friends(pics to follow)) like the () () inside? Just a thought in a moment in time!!!! LOVE WTF is like saying NWAF (Not Worth A Fuck), but do you know what LOVE IS? OMG please tell Me! Why can you show l
Auctions/contests/giveaways
Come Hang
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Dragon Magic
A Dragon and the Wind by LateNiteFantasy© How do I feel? With my talons! ...about you? I know, you meant my heart, where a dragon rests, thumping its tail against the cavity of my chest constantly, then revives and comes to life thrusting itself in body-slams against stalagmites and stalactites in the dark depths of my soul when I see you. I become flush. Its flaming breaths accumulate an inferno inside me grows droplets of my lust boil from my flesh as the dragon flaps its wings thunderously, radiating heat as it swims through the course of my veins when you come closer. You are before me clear as a thought in a pitch-black cavern my mind swirls like a body of water when a plug is pulled from the drain. Caught in the current of a raging beast's bellow its talons rake and scratch at my inner skull. In its frenzy the dragon twists and turns its scales scrape and collide with bone mingling with its rumbling growl that echoes in my ear drums
Fubar Manners
metalmulisha3@ fubar this guy needs to learn some fubar manners and stop thinking fubar is a single porn site
And I Raise My Head And Stare...into The Eyes Of A Stranger.
I. Am. An. IDIOT. One of these days, I'm not going to keep making the same mistakes over and over. One of these days, my brain will come back to me, and I won't be such an idiot. One of these days. One of these days I'll learn not to listen to my heart, but instead focus on what I deserve. UGH. Now, once again, I've gotten myself in over my head in something else. I have an inability to say no, and damn it gets me in trouble. I need to learn how to look out for myself and not what other people want. I have spent all my life trying to please others, and I need to learn how to look out for myself. Because I sure haven't gotten anywhere doing what other people want me to do. *sigh* My depression keeps getting worse. For the last 5 years it just gets worse and worse...at least I haven't had the urge to harm myself...that's an upside I suppose. UGh. I just need a looong nap. One of my aunts and one of my uncles has cancer. I went to see my aunt today.
Good Info On Speeding Up Firefox
Speed up your firefox experience 10x faster 1. Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit enter. Scroll down and look for the entries presented in 2. below: 2. Alter the entries as follows: (double-click to change entry) o Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true" o Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true" o Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once. 3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer, Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves. try this and you can feel the difference....
Fubucks
I Am Hyde.
ASHES, by 5fdp You don't understand me, And you probably never will I got a tendency to self destruct, And a soft spot for the filth A hair trigger temperament, A switchblade for a tongue I'm a walking one-man genocide With a black belt in corrupt chorus: Everything I touch turns to ashes Falls away, it falls away Everything I touch turns to ashes It slips right through my hands Love me, hate me Isolate me everyday that I'm alive Straight up mentally unstable You don't have to like my life verse 2: I'm a jinx, a curse, some say, "the worst" I'm a savage, rabid beast I've been called so many fucking things, It doesn't affect me in the least I've stolen, lied, been crucified but I don't regret a thing I'm an egocentric masochist with a sadist's point of bleak chorus: Everything I touch turns to ashes Falls away, it falls away Everything I touch turns to ashes It slips right through my hands Love me, hate me Isolate me everyday that I'm alive
My Life
Anyway I've never written a blog on here before and most on here probably don't care but it's just something that I can't seem to get off of my mind litereally. Yesterday I went to my dr and found out that I have a brain tumor on my left frontal lobe. To a lot of people they are like yea big deal. Well to me it is a big deal. I'm 25 and a mother to the most precious 5 year old little boy in the world and im scared shitless right now. I feel lost and alone and don't even know which way to turn. People say there are dr's out there. Yea but that also means I get to trust "Dr's" to eventually cut into MY brain and not to mess up. To make sure I come out alive so that I am alright to take care of my son. This is the scariest thing I have ever had to deal with in my life and I never thoght something like this would ever happen to me. I have spent the past two days crying. Looking at my son wondering what tomorrow is going to bring. Praying that I get to see his future... something that
For Dave & Baby Trace
As most of you have heard by now Dave (Texas Camaro Nut) lost his infant Grandson Trace last night. Baby Trace passed away in his sleep. He was almost 2 months old. I made a picture that is being used by many to show Dave love and support during his family's time of sorrow. Please rip this picture...just click the link to get there... ...and make it your primary pic. When you have, please add your link to this bulletin and repost it. Let's keep this bulletin going until Dave is with us again so he'll know that we were thinking of him and his family. Stop by his page and leave a Golden Angel,a Card, or something to let him know you care. Texas Camaro Nut ©@ fubar We Love you Dave and will always remember Baby Trace... PebblesinAZ@ fubar *AngelDawnKris*Fu-Owned By Barrylicious , Armond,Guidomedic & SweetThing*@ fubar ^sin^♥R/L fiance to blindside69♥FU lover to Mémoire♥@ fubar
Words
WORDS I like words... I like to play with words... I like to throw them up into the air, and watch them fall. Where do they fall? Mainly on deaf ears. But I'll keep playing with my words and maybe some day... someone... some where... Will see exactly what it is I'm throwing up.
Think First
I sincerely apologize to any I offended with my mumm yesterday. I made a mistake. Sorry all Before you decide to take a step to hit a woman or a child, you better stop and think. That woman and that child don't deserve to be hit no matter what. Karma always comes back on you in the end, and you will get back 10 fold what you have dealt.
Dj Audition
IN A RECENT MUM THAT ENDED 7 VOTES TO 1 I POSTED THANKS FOR EVERYONES VOTE. 3 MORE CAME IN AND THE STATS WERE LOB-SIDED IN FAVOR OF ME OWNING A LOUNGE. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL VOTES. BUT I HAVE NOW COMMITED TO BECOMING A DJ AT FANTASY'S DJ AND WILL WORK SUNDAY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY EVENINGS. I AM NOW THEIR MAN AND MY LOYALTIES ARE REAL. SO, TO ALL THOSE INTERESTED IN MEETING INSANITY IN PERSON; TO ALL THOSE WANTING TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TAKING A RIDE ON TE KOMET, YOU NOW KNOW WHERE TO GO --I NOW INVITE U TO THE BEST LOUNGE THAT YOU CAN HAVE ABOUND SO MANY 2 CHOOZE, BUT YOU FOUND THE BEST N TOWN. IF YOU GO TERE YOU WILL FIND THE PLACE TO HANG AROUND CUZ,YOU WLL LIKE THE CHAT AND YOU WILL LIKE THE SOUND. FANTASY'S DJ BE THERE AND DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU TWICE WITH ANOTHER LAME POEM JIMMY SINCE I WILL BE IN THE CARRIBBEAN NEXT WEEK, I UPLOADED SEVRAL VIDEOS ON YOU TUBE http://www.youtube.com/jimmykomet from dj audtitions, free-spirit workout, in
Be Different
Sameness! Boredom! Frustration! I like steak But don't eat It every day; Variety is more Than the spice Of life when It comes to sex. Go to town a Different way, Experiment on the Side streets, dart Down a back alley, Taste a new food; Sing a new song, Do something different, Ask your lover And together ride Into a new pleasure zone, Follow your urges, The explosions will tell You it was OK to be different.
Luvh8h8luv
I LOVE BLOGGING!!! FREES MY MIND FROM THE DUMBSHIT THAT PEOPLE AND THINGS. I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS ONE. SO FUCKIN CLASSIC!!! MY BROTHER RECENTLY SET ME UP WITH THIS FEMALE OR AT LEAST TRIED TOO. HE TOLD ME HOW COOL SHE WAS AND LAID BACK. I FIGURED COOL WHY NOT. IVE BEEN SINGLE FOR A FEW YEARS NOW SO WHAT COULD GO WRONG. I GOT HER NUMBER AND HIT HER UP. WE WERE ON THE PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES AND SHE TOLD ME THAT HER CHILD NEEDED HER. WELL COME TO FIND OUT THE NEXT DAY SHE TOLD MY BROTHER THAT SHE REFUSES TO TALK TO ME NOW. SHE SAID THAT I WAS LOSING MY MIND BUT HERES WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. SHE ASKED ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIL GIRL. HOW OFTEN DO I SEE HER? WAS ONE OF THEM. THEN I MENTIONED 3 OLD WARRANTS I HAD IN 04 THAT NO LONGER EXSIST. THEN SHE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHILD SUPPORT WHICH SHOULDNT BE NO CONCERN TO HER AT ALL. TELLING ME WHAT I NEED TO DO WITH MY CHILD. I FELT OFFENDED BUT I BLEW IT OFF. AFTER ALL THAT I NEVER GOT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER BECAUSE SHE GOT OFF THE PHONE SO
Friends To The End ( Ftte )
Me and Butterfly34 are starting a new Fu-group. It is called 'Friends to the End' The Purpose: Firstly and foremost unite some of us in a fun positive manner. We will Secondly Help each member gain points. Thirdly not have those nights where you are on fubar bored off your ass! We will set the nights on fire! You must have some commitment. If you do not rate other members, do not expect to be rated. However I understand we all (hopefully) have lives outside of fubar and get busy. NO unrealistic expectations will be placed on ANY member. This will be a DRAMA Free Group! Meaning no Unecessary drama will be tolerated. We are adults and can still have fun without being rude or negative. I encourage people to invite others to join. The more members the more rates the selected member will receive! It is a win win :) This is the first edition of the 'friends to the End' Group and may change! at any time MESSAGE ME FOR MORE INFORMATION OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO
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I Am Not Ignoring You
To All My Peeps: I am not ignoring you!!!! I promise....It's that time of year for me.... BASEBALL SEASON....So in between work and baseball, I am gone from 7am to 9pm if not later....take for example, the last 2 days....6 games....2 different cities....the EARLIEST I saw the door home was 10:30PM.... So to my FRIENDS....I love each and everyone of you, will try to show some love as soon as I can!!!! To my new assosiates....You rock!!!!Thanks for the rating!!!!....As soon as I get a free moment I will go in and rate you back!!!! Take Care, T
Trying To Get A New V.i.p.
OK TODAY AND TODAY ONLY I WILL DOUBLE THE FUBUX FOR ANYONE WHO HITS JUST SOFWHITEROSE WITH 300 COMMENTS SO THAT IS 10K FOR 300 COMMENTS I WILL DOUBLE THE FUBUX IF YOU HIT NBK WITH JUST 300 COMMENTS I WILL TRIPLE THE FUBUX TO WHO EVER MAXES OUT MY SISTER SHE HAS LESS THEN 15OO COMMENTS TO GO SO THAT IS 15K TO WHOM EVER CAN COMPLETE THIS TASK THIS SOFTWHITEROSE (N_B_K) IS OFFERING TO GIVE HIS VIP TO MY SISTER SO WHICH EVER ONE GETS TO 6000 COMMENTS FIRST MY SISTER WILL GET HER VERY FIRST V.I.P THIS IS MY SISTER SHE WANTS HER VERY FIRST VIP THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL OFFER SO CLICK ON ANYONE OF THE PICS AND PLEASE COMMENT BOMB EACH ONE OF THEM WITH AT LEAST 100 COMMENTS AND PM ME I WILL GIVE YOU 5000 FUBUX.... YES I AM PAYING FUBUX FOR COMMENTS SO COMMENT ALL THREE PIC'S WITH 100 COMMENTS EACH AND YOU GET 5,000.OO FUBUX SO COME ONE COME ALL AND GET SOME FUBUX
Comments Plz
O.K. heres how it works. Once you have been tagged you must write a blog listing 15 random fact, intrests, or habits about yourself. Then choose 5 people to tag. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog. Then type there names at the bottom of your blog. You can not tag the person who tagged you. Have fun. 1. i am a mechanic 2. my wife is my best friend 3. i have been married for 10 years 4. i have had 3 stepfathers 5. i moved around alot as a kid 6. i still refuse to grow up 7. most days i hate my appearance 8. i have only slept w/ 1 woman and i married her 9. i have 2 brothers and 2 sisters 10. 2 of my step fathers were in the navy 11. i have 5 tattoos now & a 1/2 dozen planned 12. i have been call rude by several of my customers and i consider it a compliment 13. i talk to more people on line than in real life 14. i have no regrets about anything i have done in my life 15. this was the 2nd hardest th
Just Some Stuff...
TO HARM YOUR OWN CHILD PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, OR SEXUALLY IS NOT EXCUSABLE YOUR CHILD IS YOUR OWN UNIQUE PIECE OF TREASURE AN TO MAKE YOUR OWN BLOOD BLEED IS HEARTLESS IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THEM IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE IF YOUR HURT THEM !INTENTIONALLY! SHOWS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE WISE DECISIONS EITHER AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE A POINT WITH THEM ALL YOU DO IS MAKE YOURSELF A HIPPACRITE BY USING NEGATIVE ACTIONS TO MAKE A RIGHT FROM WHATEVER YOUR CHILD DID OR DIDNT DO FOR YOU TO HURT THEM SHOWS YOUR NOTHING BUT 5X WORSE SO STOP BEING A ASSHOLE STOP BEING LAZY AND DISCIPLINE THEM THE PROPER WAY AND IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ASK!! DONT BE STUBBORN TO DISCOVER BETTER OPTIONS even though i dont always get to be with him, he knows how to make me happy. the way he holds me, the way he kisses me, the way he loves me, it just tells me everything, when he doesnt say a thing. even though it may
Never
Never say I love you, if you don’t Never say I love you….if you don’t really care. Never talk about feelings….if they aren’t really there. Never hold my hand….if you are going to break my heart. Never say you are going to….if you don’t plan to start. Never look into my eyes….if all you do is lie. Never say hello….if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever…then say you will try. Never say forever…..cause forever makes me cry.
An Emotional Wreck
So I am not into the whole blogging thing but someone told it might help me out...so here I go. I have never been the type of person who had good relationships, so I don't know why I thought it would get better. I don't know why I pick such losers, its like I'm instantly drawn into the worst possible men ever. I met this guy 6 years ago and I have to admit he had my heart almost instantly, but under some certain circumstances I wouldn't be with him. Off and on during these years he'd pop into my life, which wouldn't be so bad, but he totally fucks my life over. I never thought that someone you could love so much could be the one person to totally destroy everything. I feel as if he has ruined me for life. I had gotten over him as much as I thought I possibly could. As usual he has popped into my life again, and I feel so confused and hurt. I don't understand why he keeps doing this; if he doesn't want me. I don't know why he wants to ruin my world. He has to know that I care
Funny Idiots Lol
->wildwoody3000: well that wouldnt have been fun, now would it. wildwoody3000: alright w.e. you cudda just said no ->wildwoody3000: sure! as soon as i scrub the "I'm a whore" off my forehead. wildwoody3000: are you gunna go on tonight? ->wildwoody3000: can you fit a 2 liter? ->wildwoody3000: dinner plates... wildwoody3000: only if you go on cam tonight ->wildwoody3000: wild animals ->wildwoody3000: pointy shit too! ->wildwoody3000: like... you shove stuff in your ass. ->wildwoody3000: i like kinky shit. wildwoody3000: ill do anything! ->wildwoody3000: what are you willing to do lol wildwoody3000: what do you mean what am i ? wildwoody3000: whats ur messenger id ill add you =] ->wildwoody3000: what are you wildwoody3000: depends what r you willing to do wildwoody3000: go on cam tonight ill go on with you tmrw..i promise ->wildwoody3000: yes and what is it that you want me to do wildwoody3000:do you have a webcam
Status Update On Xena
Just by way of background for you, last year I was unwell with a serious Liver Disorder following which my marriage disintegrated. My spouse and I are now separated however, the emotional stress and trauma appears to be taking its toll once again, unfortunately, and there is some concern that i may be taking ill again. Aside from which I am having some lumps in my neck checked out, so just so u are all aware, I am in a bit of a fight mode, so anyone that says or does the wrong thing will either be ignored or flattened by my thunder. Please keep me in your prayers, I don't intend to be defeated, I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO IN THIS LIFE. I will try and keep you all posted on what is happening, and ask that if you need to contact me, and i don't respond to a shout, you send me a private message and I will most definitely respond. PS It's My Birthday on Tuesday 10th June, 2008 i will be on then, so come and say Hi, I really could use a laugh and some light hearted company. Luv
This Is What I Want
MyHotComments
Stfu
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your h
Healthy Relationship
To make a relationship is very tough. It is not easy to get a partner you like and who likes you. Lot many factors are involved in a relationship. It is therefore important that a relationship is saved at every cost. Not only should the relationship saved but also it should flourish. It should give pleasure to both the partners and give them a happy life. Here are some easy tips to have a healthy relationship. Love Love is the first need. We are not talking of infatuation but mature love. Love and care for each other nourishes life. Only when you love and care for your partner you will make efforts to go to extra mile to make the relationship work. Similarly if your partner shows no love for you, you will feel that the relationship gives you nothing. Love is most important. Boundaries A good relationship means that both the partners know about the boundaries of it. You may not want your partner to bother you about your work. Your partner should know when you feel bad. Similarly
I Sm
"I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6) Jesus Christ
Become A Fu Bomber
The Fu-Bombers are the best bombing family on Fubar. We are looking for new members right now would you like to enter contests to win prizes like VIP's and Blasts. To join you must be at least, a level 5 there is a 10 day probation period If you want to join, just click on the link, send a private message stating that you want to join and put the referral name that be me twisted bitch in ur message saying i sent u hope to see u there
No More Meaning
Theres no more meaning theres no more time He goes he buys a bag he buys a dime cant face the world doesnt even want to try he snorts it up shoots in in wants his brain to fry dont want to think dont want to feel he sits out his window so much time to kill nothing to do nothing to see so many things he wanted to be he sits alone in his room nothing to see nothing to do needs some money theres never enough hes coming out hes out of stuff there goes the bracelett there goes the ring there goes te rent there goes the tv nothing to do nothing to see so many things he wanted to be sitting alone in his room nothing to see nothing to do robbing a bank stealing a car gunshots fired didnt get very far out of the car running in fright to shots in the head in the middle of the night nothing to do nothing to see so many things he wanted to be sitting alone in his room nothing to see nothing to do
Days Off
I have got this weekend off and I'm tellin you what I can not wait!! I've just had one of those weeks when it seems like it just takes forever to get threw the week and all your doing is livin for the weekend.....wait i live for the weekend every week but thats besides the point! lol But these days off are gonna be sooooo sweet!! Its finally got warm here and friday (my day off YAY!) they are callin for it to be nice and warm!! Im gonna have some friends over and either sit up by the pool or have a bond fire and aaaahhhhh just enjoy the outdoors.....well that and some whiskey!! Come on its my day off I gotta have a drink. Another bonus is I can tell its summer time people are starting to come out more and more. Today I got to hear from a friend that I havne't heard from in a while i've actually have had a couple different people get a hold of me that I haven't heard from since last summer and they are all wanting to come out and play so.......we could end up with a party kickin o
Good-bye My Friend
MAJOR SCOTT HAGERTY, MY VERY BEST FRIEND,GAVE HIS LIFE FOR OUR COUNTRY ON MAY 2ND 2008, HE WAS A HUSBAND ,FATHER, AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND. HE WAS ALWAYS THINKING OF OTHERS AND THE SAFETY OF HIS MEN. HE SAID IF HE COULD JUST HELP ONE PERSON THEN HIS TIME SPENT AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS WAS WORTH IT. HEAVEN HAS A NEW ANGEL TONIGHT, I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU MY FRIEND,THE WAY YOU LAUGHED,AND TEASED ME ABOUT ME LIKING THE SOONERS, YOU WERE A TRUE FRIEND AND I WILL ALWAYS CARRY YOU IN MY HEART. I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU MY FRIEND. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.
My So Called Life
look at me and what i was planning to be what happened to this? why does everything turn to shit? i think im going somewhere but end up in nowhere why does life suck? and everything ends up being fucked why is everyone being imposters? when on the inside they're are monsters i used to listen to teachers and even the preachers i was making big strides going towards what i wanted to be but look at me!
**auction** T's Done It Again!
My Fu-owner T!! Go show him love people! He's a great Fubarian! Sold to T on 6-3-2008 For 2 months For 30 day blast & 3 bling packs
Deception
Well, Time For ME to wake up n smell the roses....... I've always known this but it's kind of come in to 'light' so to speak for me once again.. so here I am, sitting alone waiting for something that just doesn't seem to wanna ever happen.... I'm tired of being played as a fool, caring about those that don't really give two shits about me. I've been thinking a lot about 'things'( bad idea right lol ) and I've come to the final conclusion, haha finally, that if a man can't put me first then why should "I" even bother with investing my time and heart in him at all. Like I said , I've always known this , I guess I just needed another reality slap and I got one tonight thanx to a good friend. And even though I'm hurt right now, and sad about some things, the reality slap is a good thing, I needed it, big time! lol. So, I'm gonna take my head in my hands and hold on to my heart, cry for awhile then hit the hay, tomorrow will be another day. Love to my 'real' friends, I can
My Animal Totem
Which animal totem best suits you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as WolfYou are the Wolf. When you are with someone, your allegience never falters. Your family is very important to you and you will protect that family with all you have, no matter what. Wolf 100%Eagle 92%Deer 92%Salmon 92%Fox 83%Dragon 83%Snake 75%Dog 75%Horse 75%Bear
Jflizzle
I joined an auction, bid bid bid! I've never done one of these before so... LMAO. I haven't been on here in more than a week. LOL. That's fine, 'cause I got a J-O-B. FINALLY. Working 7 days, midnights, shiiit. But as of tonight it'll be worth it cuz I get my first check. LOL. I'm probably switching to afternoons pretty soon so I don't know how often I'll be back on, but hopefully soon! Anyway I was just on to check my friend req's and messages, repost some bulletins, etc... life gets crazy sometimes! All I know is right now I need to get my ass in the basement and do some laundry, feed a little fat man and get him to bed, then take a shower and wait for my mom to get here to pick him up so I can get back to work. 3rd shift + 2 kids = no sleep... lmao. I got to sleep today for the first time since Monday. It was nice, haha. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. My love life is so fucking ridiculous. For the life of me I can't figure out why I con
Mississippi Blonde
About since I've been on this Cherry Tap/Fubar thing I have seen all sorts of people on the different blasts, etc. who say they want to get rate, fan and add. Naturally they do, it's points and I haven't minded doing it but today I noticed that I've given out 3 times as many fans as I've received. I've been thinking that most of the fubars are nasty little brats but this sort of proves it to me. Not sure what I'll do about it except maybe start keeping track when I can and initiate my own category of people known as Fu Brats. I like children but not when they're supposed to act like adults. Mississippi Blonde" Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, Southern
Life As We Perceive It
sometimes we all flirt with others. most of the time, it's just for fun and no one gets hurt. but there is the odd time or two when the flirting hurts another person. usually the hurt person is a significant other. what the flirters don't realize is that even an innocent flirt can have repercussions. when you tell someone else that you love them, be careful how you word it. because, sometimes the most innocent of words can mean something more to someone else. if you love them as a friend, make sure that is what is meant. i can't say that it happens all the time. and maybe the one that is hurt is a bit unsure and not used to the casual scene. i have seen friends devastated and relationships ruined because someone thought it was alright to "flirt". i reckon i come from the old school. when two people commit, it's total, heart, body, and mind. which doesn't leave room to casually flirt and say things to another that a person should be saying to their significant oth
All Of Me
All my life searching for the one to share The space within my heart To stand right by my side Then you came to me Shining as the morning sun You gave your love to me And I knew you were the one The one to share my life To make all the wrong so right We will live as one for all eternity You and I I'm giving you all of me Cause you gave me all of you I'll love you forever For you my love's so strong I'm giving you all of me Cause you gave me all of you We'll stand together And our love will always carry on
To Hyde
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS.....¡ESTO ES LA CANCION QUE nunca FINES, SI PASAN Y EN MIS AMIGOS!! ALGUNAS PERSONAS EMPEZARON A CANTAR no SABIENDO LO QUE FUE, ESTO ES LA CANCION QUE nunca FINES....CECI EST LA CHANSON QUI ne TERMINE jamais, OUI IL CONTINUE ET SUR MES AMIS ! ! QUELQUES GENS ONT COMMENCE CHANTER ne SACHANT pas CE QUE C'ETAIT, CECI EST LA CHANSON QUI ne TERMINE jamais..DIES IST DAS LIED, DAS NIE BEENDET, JA GEHT ES UND AUF MEINEN FREUNDEN WEITER!! EINIGE LEUTE HABEN SINGEN NICHT ANGEFANGEN, ZU WISSEN, WAS ES WAR, DIES IST DAS LIED, DAS NIE BEENDET......QUESTO È LA CANZONE CHE non FINISCE mai, SÌ CONTINUA E SUI MIEI AMICI!! ALCUNE PERSONE HANNO COMINCIATO A CANTARE non SAPENDO CHE ERA, QUESTO È LA CANZONE CHE non FINISCE mai.....DIT IS HET LIED DAT NOOIT BEËINDIGT, JA GAAT HET VERDER EN OP MIJN VRIENDEN!! SOMMIGE MENSEN BEGONNEN ZINGEN OM NIET TE WETEN
Happy Hour
Honestly
Honestly, I believe in you Do you trust in me Patiently, I will stand by you I will stand beside you faithfully And through the years I will be a friend For always and forever Call on me and I'll be there for you I'm a friend who always will be true And I love you can't you see That I can say I love you honestly and I will never betray your trust in me
Lost And Found
There is a storm in my heart It tears my inside apart I am bleeding and I am hurt Like a wingless little bird Then it turns dark And for a moment I see The pain that was inside of me And on a journey I embark In search of answers In search of truth In search of understanding In search of you My guiding star in darkness Like a little stream in the desert Everything about you seems flawless But that is what causes the hurt Your perfect features do not belong to me You do not deserve my chains You need to live and see What it means to be free So spread your wings and fly away For I can not fulfill your dream But if you should fall one day I'll guide you and be that little stream So go and discover it all And know that wherever you go Whatever you do and might feel The only thing you need to do is call
Friends
I have copied a friend of mines blog, Sandy - please read and sign the petition - will only take a moment to do. Thank you Sandy's Blog Today I have just seen the horror of Stallion Fights that are held in the Phillippins for entertainment! The pictures in the paper are so shocking I felt like crying, horses are gentle creatures, when there are two males after a female they may fight over her but the stronger one will win and the weaker one will go away. They never fight to the death! Although the 3 day fight festival a year was banned 10 years ago it seems it still goes on. They get tortured, tied up, beaten so that when they go out into the ring they are so in a frenzy they fight to the death, the rings they fight in are so small that they can only do one thing and that is to fight or face being beaten by their trainers who train them to fight. The pictures are too horrific to put on here, but I hope you take the time to read the article Here is the link for the a
Be My First Owner
Im in my first auction. Be my first owner! click click Im in my first auction. Be my first owner!
The Docter Is In
American Indians
Dontations For Spotlight
I really would like to try and get the spotlight to try and help me godmother before the end of the month. All donations and love will be returned. If you can not donate any rates and love will be appreciated. Thanks to all my wonderful friends. Lucy
Just A Little Help Pls
Kelly Ann is sooooooo close to leveling, lets get her leveled, it will only take a few minutes...Lets show her some good old fashioned fubar love...Don't forget to click the pic...Thanks everyone... kelly_ann_ Proud member of Club United!!@ fubar
Poetry
From the outside looking in She appears to be the perfect wife, mother, sister and friend Always smiling, lending a helping hand No one hears her cry or sees her tears So tired of pretending life is perfect when in fact she wants it all to end.
Ellie Rouge
in ten hours I will be leaving for louisiana I'm freakin stressed. too much to do. those of you that have my number, call me later tonight, I'll need you to help keep me up! my interweb access will be limited for awhile, until I figure out all the logistics(stephen, you should be taking care of that for me! haha) I'll be back when I'm back. miss me bitches! meet ellie rouge, the newest edition to the barn. she was born last night, and she's letting us handle her already. which is saying alot for a newborn foal!
How Many Time Can U Take Your Heart Being Broken
HOW MANY TIMES DOES A PERSON HAVE TO GET HEARTBROKEN BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HOW CAN THE HEART TAKE SO MUCH HEARTBRAKE. SOME PEOPLES HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN AND NEVER COULD RECOVER. I MYSELF TRY AND RECOVER BUT I ALWAYS DO, AND MOVE ON TOO SOMEONE ELSE, WHICH IS SAD HARD THING TOO DO BUT I DO IT. THEN GET HEARTBROKEN AGAIN. LIKE YESTERDAY I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BY THIS PERSON. WHO I THOUGH I WOULD BE WITH, BUT I GUESS NOT. SO I AM STILL THINKING THAT I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE.
Stand Alone Complex:
im probally going to get like .......10000000 questions on what stand alone complex means? im sure everybody knows what stand means right so i really don't have to explain that one to you. im sure you know what alone means? i mean some people say they stand alone but, they can't do nothing unless they have a bunch of friends w/ them. and im doubtful that people know the true meaning of complex. here is the definition that best suits the name and game change(cause this is just a game to some folks)"composed of many interconnected parts." so there ya go so im standing alone by myself with my interconnected parts. what parts you ask? my mind, my body, and my soul! good times good times! yeah yeah i know im going to get a whole lot of "what the hell are you talking about?" but that because most people don't understand complicity broken down to simplicity so who cares ill explain anyways. i've spent 26 yrs of my life tring to stand out. i've suceeded! it sometimes was a good thing, and
Read Only If You Are A True Friend
The Word Friend
Friendship isn't always easily described. The Eskimos, they say, have a hundred different words for snow. Unfortunately, the English language isn't quite as innovative, though it has vast opportunities to differentiate meaning. Certainly, Love is one of those opportunities. And so, too, is Friendship. Instead of different words, however, we're stuck with simple adjectives. Close friend. Best friend. Childhood friend. Intimate friend. Trusted friend. Beloved friend. But whether you use adjectives or different words, few could deny the nearly infinite meaning in such a simple word. Friends are special people. We can't pick our family, and we're sorely limited in the number of them at any rate. Society and mores (and often our own conscience) dictate we select a single mate. But our friends can be as diverse and infinite as the adjectives we choose. Our friends, in a very real sense, reflect the choices we make in life.
Blowing Out Some Steam Lol
what we need to do is keep going and be strong have faith and you will see that behind every storm there is a beautiful rainbow, dont be so hard on urself and others ,if something dont work out keep on going til it does, not everyone or anything are the same, we are all different and unique and its ashame how people can just be so blinde and not see the good in people no matter what they look like, please people dont judge a book by its cover, because if u do, it will come back at you, cause its like what my name says, what goes around comes arond, is all all about the 8-factor. hello everyone i know hard times comes to everyone at a time in their lives, but everyone handels them differently, but there is no need to end ur life for them, cause problems come and go, if ur one that thinks by running away or keeping by urself or just simply ending urlife is going to solve it!!! well ur mistaken big time, cause the problem will always be there, we need to just get up and fight the big f
My Frirnds
Who Wants To Help People
Thank You...free Spirits Levelers
Juss wanted to thank you to all of you who helped me level up... I will return the luv as soon as I can!
Homeless
AnyOne In the austin Area Plz email me if you have a spare room or couch for me to stay for the night that would be awesome thank you
Bbr Promos
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Poetry By Me
Our undying act of painful ways Our thoughts and words the same Our memories and assorted moments Held captive with an unknown force to blame You've held the light, I could see But blindness has a way, Of finding hearts as lovers part And leads them where it may. Broken is a funny word But then again pain is too Returned, lost, stolen and given So many times anew. Resentful is the word of agony It never lets you sleep And is in your mind, heart, and body As forever you shall keep. Tracing back your familiar walk Like an intoxicating dream Wondering, fumbling, and juggling The many steps between. And then there are the moments The ones you fear the most Of casual occurrence and accidental meets The game of who has become the lowest. Analyzing the reason of, The reason is absurd Sometimes there is no answer To your every spoken word But that's the plan, the idea That is put into our head Of something bigger and better Then we may be able
Sexiest Mother With Daughter
Who is the most sexiest mother and her daughter? Please rate and comment my pic, follow the link ♥§î®èñ ºƒ £ºvè♥ ~ R/L g/f to The Lonman. Sorry guys I am taken. Girls apply within.@ fubar Show me your love xxx
Cam Models
IM FED UP WITH THESE SO CALLED CAM MODELES is there no way to stop them this week alone ive had four ask me if i wont to go to msn or yahoo i have blocked them but sooner or later some one else will try,get a real job and a life and sod off,has any one else had this trouble?
Alexandra Elizabeth "lexey"
Is it Sunday yet?? I can't wait to go see my Angel Girl! This is going to be the hard part of being an Aunt. We live about 45 minutes from them, working two jobs, and with gas prices, we have to limit our trips out to see her. I miss her, and she has only been here for a week! I can't wait for the days when I can have her come spend the night or several. I am amazed that she has stolen my heart like she has. My first neice is being born today!!! My sister in law went in to labor at ten AM, and she and the baby are doing fine so far. I don't know anything else yet, but I am so excited I can't stand it! I am working right now so I can't go to the hospital yet so I am going crazy! I'll fill ya in later! She is finally here!!! 26 hours of labor, and one C-section later, we have a beautiful baby girl! She was 8lbs 11oz, 20 3/4 in, and was born at 11:57AM. I got to hold her for a little while before we left, and she has got to be one of the most beautiful babies I have ever seen! She is heal
Batt Cave Rules *staff*
Wwdt4h About
I WAS WANDERING IF EVERY ONE COULD HELP OUT ALITTLE WITH SUGESTIONS. ON THINGS HERE MY STUFF. DOES ANY ONE WANT OUR OWN SPOT Y,N. MUSIC DONATIONS.PICS,VIDIEO'S, CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUY'S WOULD LIKE. I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING, MUSICTIANS WELCOME (LOCAL STUFF)FROM WHERE EVER YOUR FROM.ALL TYPES INTERESTED,GOST WRITERS, SUGGESTIONS. I LIKE THIS THING IT'S A VERY NICE THING HERE. FEEL FREE FOR YOURE INPUT. MAY BE WE CAN UP IT UP A NOTCH. START BY SENDING ME SOME IDEAS. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. SOUND GOOD? SEND FEED BACK ON EVERYTHING SO WE CAN IMPROVE. AND EVERYONE CAN LET ME KNOW FRIEND,FAN,FAMILY.WHO WANTS TO GO WHERE. THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME LETS SEE WHAT BECOMES OF THIS HOW DOES IT SOUND.A.S.A.P.all friends family members fans i need everyones help i need some donations for a player and mods for the new launge come bye my page and check it out theres a good friend of mine that has helped as far as he can now we need for every one to pull together fo
Calling On All My Fu-female Friends For Help!
Would you all please come and make comments on these pics for me? He is so totally funny and I would love to show him how girls think on here! I just met him last night. He's 20 years old, 6"5" and he even golfs! LOL This is just for fun so please make all the ummm hmmmmm remarks you want. Thanks MOM @ Dragon's Breath
Wanna Be A Fu-angel - See How Here...
WHAT YA KNOW ABOUT THOSE...Definition of the "Heart of Fire's" Fu-Angel's: Some of the Realest, Down to Earth Females on Fubar!Are you Game to become One??? Hear's what ya gotta do...Go ahead and click on the pic below after you read all of the info... 1. First off you have to know in your heart your an Honest Person, and loyalty is priority for a solid friendship. 2. Rate the Angels 3. Fan the Angels 4. Add the Angels with the request of (Fu-Angels) 5. Let me know when your done so I can add ya to the list 6. Check the blog to make sure your icon work's correctly(Ya sometime's I screw up lol!) 7. Repost the bulletin when I add you..THE PERKS OF BEING A FU-ANGEL: 1. If you need a special pic done. You come to me and i'll do it no string's attatched. Custom standard pic's, 3-D pics, Morphs, Reflect's and Frame by Frame pics. Just let me know.... 2. You get lot's of good friend's that will alway's have your back when it come's to information on Fubar, and other things."Heart o
Bumper Stickers Lol
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. Keep honking while I reload. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. Bad Cop! No Donut! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better I love cats ... they taste just like chicken. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Sorry, I don't date outside my species Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ... Tow-ers will be violated. Montana - At least our cows are sane! The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I didn't fight my way to the top
Smart Ass Answers
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." *************** Smart Ass Answer ..4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..2: A truck driver was driving along on the
Biker's Alphabits
A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot. K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear. L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer. M is for Money, to go party in town. N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock assholes down. O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed. P is for Pussy, no more need be said. Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway. R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today. S is for Softail, the bike slung so low. T is for Tires, they make your bike go. U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk. V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork. W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end. X is for X-Ray, for when
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I Owe My Mother
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mothe
The Fireman ( Its A Tear Jerker)
THE FIREMAN In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Who I Am
You have made it this far... I'm impressed. Now, about the name 'seppuku' - it is a Japanese word meaning "ritual suicide". This is my fighting name; Paul Buentello already made the name I wanted famous (The Headhunter), so I had to search and search to find something 'appropriate'. I call myself 'suicide' because anyone who fights me is committing suicide..... I began training in muay thai kickboxing when I was 17. Then I trained in a real mixed martial art for 5 years, a combination of aikijutsu, silat, and kali. Then last year I began taking judo and American Freestyle jujitsu. This year I started training in boxing. Look out 155ers, I'm dropping down to your weight class to wreck some shit and I'm bringing my 'A' game [so don't 'B' caught slipping or it's 'C' ya when they wake you up ;)] BRAD"THE BULL"SAWYER[8-2-1am] IS NOW RANKED ***8TH*** IN THE WORLD AT 170 POUNDS. I understand why they won't let me fight Brad again. He's becoming a known fighter in the amateur ranks, and
Roflmaoo Child Support
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way... Who yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and ..3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotecte
Sparks...new Poem
There I sit in my deepest pit of Hell, It is dark, cold and I'm all alone, How long will I suffer, only time will tell, My soul has shriveled till it is only bone. There in the emptiness, cold and dark, In the continuing silence my heart does dwell, For the briefest instance I see a Spark, The Spark of friendship, blinding my Hell. First in the gloom there is only one, One who will look past the physical me, Past my pain and despair the Spark has won, Seeing past my age, my looks, my disabilities. That one little Spark warms my heart like the sun, Driving the shadows of darkness away, Showing me now that life is still fun, Bringing me back to the light of day, From the light of one Spark others can see, That I might be a person for you to know, The real person that is hidden in me, Bringing me back from the depths far below. And so to the Spark that is my friend, I want You to know how much this means, I will always be here, until the end, Standing besi
Funny Auto Claim Excuses
These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. People are asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it. 3. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 4. The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 5. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 6. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. 7. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. 8. I was on my way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident. 9. As I
Fubar Friends
---------♥---♥---♥--------- FU-FAMILY I wanted to let you all know that, this is the first blog I made about my “FU-FAMILY”, and its a privilege to have you on this list!!! ----------♥--♥---♥--------- I wanted to let you all know that your all special and I love you all!!! Deferentially my best male friend Will... Your a sweetheart!!! ♥♠♥♠♥
To The Landlord Lol
Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. 50% of the walls are damp
Valentine's Day Poem Gone Bad!!
Of All the Women I know On this Valentine’s Day I wanted to finally tell you, And I’m sorry it took so long. Out of all the women I know, You are most definitely, And I completely mean this, You are most definitely, Without a doubt, And I have known a LOT of women In many many many ways Pretty much EVERY WAY A man could possibly know a woman And of ALL those many women I have known In so so so many ways Some in more ways than others, of course And some I’ve hardly known at all And there are of course a lot of women I don’t yet know And some I pray I never meet But what I wanted to share with you From my heart, Hang on- Getting a text message OK, it was a girl I met at the bar last night She was a sweet heart Really cute, great body, But also really natural and easy to talk with I don’t think her breasts were natural But more power to her But I mean like her personality was like Really so easy to talk to Not that we talked much If you get my meaning Bu
Shadow Levelers
I would like too introduce you too the Shadow Leveler.You will see them all lurking around Fubar seeking and searching who they can find too help level. Stop by and show them some love and if you are not a friend please fan, add, and rate they are friends everyone wants on there friends list. Founder of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Co-Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♪£íłβαмαGíг£♪@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ And Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~@ fubar Let me introduce you to the Shadow Levelers Family $ç()øTëR™-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]Please read profile and sign guestbook♥Heart's in Indiana♥@ fubar lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥Owner of Gary and Hopeless ♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥
Shadow Levelers!
I would like too introduce you too the Shadow Leveler.You will see them all lurking around Fubar seeking and searching who they can find too help level. Stop by and show them some love and if you are not a friend please fan, add, and rate they are friends everyone wants on there friends list. Founder of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Co-Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♪£íłβαмαGíг£♪@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ And Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~@ fubar Let me introduce you to the Shadow Levelers Family $ç()øTëR™-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]Please read profile and sign guestbook♥Heart's in Indiana♥@ fubar lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥Owner of Gary and Hopeless ♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪
I'm The First Triple Halo Angel!! Yesss
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz~*~Owned By King Domino~*~Secretary~*~Force~3~Bombers~* babygirl Karena2001 ~~@~~FORCE 3 BOMBERS~~@~~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay
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I REALLY THINK THAT THIS SONG DESCRIBES A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE. I GUESS I AM SO FRUSTRATED WITH MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE AND OTHER STUFF GOING ON, THAT I AM READY TO JUST GIVE UP. ONE CAN ONLY FIGHT FOR THINGS FOR SO LONG BEFORE IT STARTS TO BECOME A LOSING BATTLE.
Chammy's Blog
In e-mail: Skirt Fetish: Thanks for the photo rates! :) Country1982: you welcome sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u do any private shots?????????? Skirt Fetish: Have you read my profile? Country1982: yes i did but i believe in saying what is on my mind and u are sexually hot and i love giving oral and have the means to travel so i say what is on my mind. sorry if i offended u . have a great wkend! Skirt Fetish: i understand. and im not trying to be rude, but i highly doubt that we will ever be sexual together. :) you have a great weekend as well. Country1982: yes i doubt it 2 but life takes many wierd roads so i never say never. u r still very attractive and sexy good luck in learning golf Skirt Fetish: my answer is still no. please respect that and stop pushing the issue. thank you. THEN In ShoutBox: country1982: i'll stay in touch and who know we might just bump uglies some night! Skirt Fetish: probably not country1982: never say never/ have a great wkend Skirt Fetish: im
Bnc- The Newest Hater On Da Block!
DAMN I SWEAR NIGGA JUS CANT GET IT RIGHT CAN THEY? U TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY JUS DONT GET IT!! LEMME SHARE WIT U A CONVO I HAD WIT THIS FOOL WHO DECIDES TO RATE MY PROFILE AND PICS "1" WHEN IT WAS ALL GOOD A WEEK AGO LOL! STANK BASTARD MAD CUZ I WONT CYBER WIT HIM SMSH!!! BnC is his name should stand for Bastard Needs Cybersex cuz he cant get no real pussy!! this is the fags profile pic this is the convo in my shout that made me block this fool!! chk it out peeps! u kno he dumb as hell talkin to me like that! READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP IN EACH BOX I HAD TO BULLETIN THIS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHO THE FAKES ARE! SHOW THI
Page's Of My Life
Dirty Little SecretsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey Whats your fantasy? Will Be for her only.... Ever had sex on the beach? Well yes do Live in flordia... Would you? Yes just answered that lol Do you like it on top? OF course Are you aggressive in bed? Yes I am a GUy lol Whats your favorite position? As Long as I in all of them are.... Do you like it doggy style? Of course Have you done it standing up? Yes Have you had sex in public? YES Would you? Yes Have you had sex in a vehicle? YES What was the most exciting time? I DON'T KISS AND TELL SORRY Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? HAVE ALREADY Do you like it rough? NO Are you loud? NOT REALLY Do you talk during sex? OF COURSE What do you say? DON'T KISS AND TELL SORRY Do you like 69? OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR A IDIOT Ever made a sex tape? YES WANT TO SEE THEM LOLOL Would you? JUST ANSWERED THAT Have you thought of someone else during sex? HELL NO Do you watch porn? OF COURSE Do you have sex
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I Can't Write A Poen
For get it. You must be kidding. I neewd to go potty. I'm Wiggling all over my body. I need to see the nurse. Can you buy me a purse? What if I'm shy? I'll choke til I die! What if the teacher tells me to stop? Then my head will just pop! I feel crazy. Maybe it's because I'm lazy. Times up? All I have is this list dumb excuses. You like it? Really? No kidding? Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one? By: Joseph Christopher Jr. Age: 10
My Sinnin' Partner, Now Gone
my sinnin partner, now gone.... THIS SOME HARD SHIT TO TALK ABOUT!!! WED NIGHT one of my bestest friends for many many years was CRUISIN his bike with a friend WHEN HE LOST CONTROL AND CRASHED TO THE END. jimmly CRASHED TRYIN TO GET TO HIM BUT WAS TO LATE. i have loved jason for many years as a friend, partner in crime and mainly just one of the best people you could ever hope to meet and have in your life... i'll always remember how stupid and retarted we were hanging out together, sinners forever baby..... I'll MISS YOU JASON, till the day i day and we can raise hell again together one day... R.I.P
My Native American Culture
IN A COUPLE WEEKS IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY COMMEMORATING JULY 4TH WHEN AMERICAN COLONIES DECLARED THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM ENGLAND IN 1776. WHILE MANY IN THE US HANG FLAGS, ATTEND PARADES AND WATCH FIREWORKS, INDEPENDENCE DAY IS NOT A CAUSE OF CELEBRATION FOR EVERYONE! FOR NATIVE AMERICANS IT IS A BITTER REMINDER OF COLONIALISM, WHICH BROUGHT DISEASE, GENOCIDE AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR CULTURE AND WAY OF LIFE. WHEN LANDS ARE GIVEN BACK TO US AND WE DON'T HAVE TO DO FUNDRAISERS OR OCCUPATIONS TO GET THEM BACK, WHEN THE BUFFALO ARE NOT HAZED AND KILLED BY GOV'T AGENCIES WHEN ROCKS ARE NOT SOLD AS SOUVENIRS ON ALCATRAZ WHEN INDIAN NAMES AND IMAGES ARE NOT USED AS SPORTS MASCOTS OR FOR COMMERCIAL SELLING OF PRODUCTS WHEN WE CAN HAVE EQUAL TIME IN OUR CLASSROOMS ACROSS THE US TO LEARN AND SPEAK OUR LANGUAGES SO THEY ARE NOT LOST FOREVER WHEN WE HAVE FUNDING IN OUR SCHOOLS SO OUR CHILDREN CAN LEARN WHEN ALL TRIBES CAN BE RECOGNIZED WHEN WE CAN KEEP OUR CASINO MONIES AND TAKE CARE OF
My Blog
So I'm in this sexiest eyes contest and could use your help. Though I'm pretty sure I won't win, I thought it would nice to try. Rate and comment bomb my pic. Thanks in advance!! :D Have a great day. [ fubar.com photo: 2143242608 ]
Be My First Owner
Depression
Depression breaks lives apart. It hurts the person who´s depressed. And it is also paintful for the people who love them,. You see, depression isn`t all in your head. It is a real illness with a real causes. But the good news is that it can be treated. Some people think you can just will yourself out of a depression. That`s not true. When you`re clinically depressed, one thing that can happen is the level of serotonin ( a chemical in your body) may drop. So you may have trouble sleeping. Feel you unusually sad or irritable. Find it hard to concentrate. Lose your appetite. Lack energy, or have trouble feeling pleasure. These are some of the symptoms that can point to depression- especially if they last for more than a couple of weeks and if normal, everyday life feels like too much to handle.!!!!
Bitch
You know what pisses me the fuck off? What the hell? How the fuck can someone call me a fawking bitch? You know what? Here is the deal. I aint no one's bitch. Never have been and sure the fuck never will be. So, if someone wants to think that I am or call me one. FINE! But, at least grow some balls and say it to my face. Shit like that just makes me so damn upset. I give all for my friends. Sit here for hours doing what I can for the lounge that I love and my friends in it. And all of my new friends get my love too. So, if that is what a bitch does, then you know what maybe I am a bitch. But, if that is in fact what you consider a bitch then you know what I am a proud fucking bitch! I would rather be a sweet bitch than a lonely bitch. And I know I probably just did not make no sense at all but I am upset! Ughhhhhh!!!!!
New Irish Brigade!
Own Me
OK IM UP FOR AUCTION WANNA OWN ME NOW IS YOUR CHANCE CLICK THIS PIC BELOW TO BID ON ME GOOD LUCK XOXO
Cam Info
Birthday Party
Just for those that do not know I will be at morgans Pass sat night to celebrate my birthday. I hope to see yall there. If you need more info e-mail me.
Auctions
THE AUCTION IS OPEN!!!! MORE TO MY OFFER If a Bling pack or Blast is given ALL of the above PLUS 1. 1 nsfw salute 2. 5 tags 3. Link on my Page for 2 months 4. pimpout in blog...permanently If a HH is Given ALL of the above PLUS 1. 5 SFW Salute pics through the month 2. 2 NSFW salute 3. Mentioned in ANY blast or ticker I may get the Naughty folder is NSFW you will need to send an add request to see it. PebblesinAZ@ fubar IF ALREADY ON HER FRIENDS LIST THEN CLICK THE PICTURES BELOW FOR DIREST LINK TO AUCTION PICTURE
Relationship's
Spokane, Washington
I'm heading to Spokane on the 29th of June for the Bug Fair up there. will come up the 28th if the offers good enough ;)
Life Out There
A piece of my life. (chapter 1 incomplete) 3 am: Oh gosh is he awake again. It seems like I just put him to sleep. Well I better get up before his crying wakes up his sister. (after rocking the infant back to sleep and feeding him lays back down in bed) Geez how did I possibly get here. I'm 20 with two kids (2 1/2, Sara and 9mo. Logan) barely not living on the streets. Although my life has been a lot worse before. I had so much potential and very high values. I didn't grow up poor or in this life style, but some how I got here... Aw.. Yes I remember it now. It seems like it was a life time ago. I was 12 and the world was mine for the taking. I was very innocent and well mannered. However it was time for the hormones to kick in. Bobby socks and sun dresses weren't going to impress my peers. So I traded them in for baggy jeans and form fitting shirts. Now we were cool. We were in the lime light. The loudest and the rowdiest. Obsessed with flirting and
Plz Read!
=== 'PebblesinAZ- C Sticky for Dave and Baby Trace! Love and Prayers!' wrote the following at '2008-06-06 16:28:23'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Teddy Bears for Baby Trace! > > > > So many people have been showing an AMAZING amount of Love for Dave (Texas Camaro Nut) and Baby Trace. > > Dave was so proud of his brand new grandson. Baby Trace passed away in his sleep night before last. > > If you have bling please go leave a Teddy Bear and Heart to show your support for Dave during this tragic time. > > He will be completely overwhelmed when he returns but it will be so worth it to know so many people care! > > Click his link here... > > Texas Camaro Nut ©@ fubar > > > > If you don't have bling... > > Candles, Sympathy Cards and Golden Angels will let Dave know you are thinking about him and his family. > > We Love You Dave! > > PebblesinAZ- C Sticky for Dave and Baby Trace! Love and Prayers!@ fubar > > >
Fu Weddings And Hubbys
Sorry That I've Been Gone......
i have had the craziest week!!!! last weekend started off totally shitty for me. my oldest son had his 13th bday on 05/29. my mother in law decided to make a surprise visit late friday afternoon, knowing that i had a 100 & 1 things to get done that afternoon. she stayed way too long, which made me late to everything else i had planned for that day, and i even had to break a couple of commitments that i had made. i got home really late friday, and then had to be back up and out the door very early the next day. we had a b-day party at the park, and didnt get home from there until late saturday nite. sunday, i had to babysit 4 kids for a friend (which were hell on wheels), and still make it to a skating party later that afternoon. i have spent this week running my ass off. my step dad's mother went into the hospital late sunday nite, so i have been making daily trips to the hospital which is an hour away from my home. life has literally taken a shit on me, and it is far from ov
Selena
Dont Look If Ya Cant Handle It
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN ♥PUMPKIN♥ ~~~Demented187~~~ Butterfly Twisted Torment Foxytiger KILLA KLOWN ~ DJ Foxy Bitch ~ Longleesweet
Sexual Quiz
Whats your fantasy? only with him Ever had sex on the beach? never Would you? yes i would Do you like it on top? nope but ill try it Are you aggressive in bed? nope Whats your favorite position? dont have one Do you like it doggy style? nope but ill try it Have you done it standing up? nope Have you had sex in public? hell no Would you? hell no Have you had sex in a vehicle? yes i did What was the most exciting time? when i was in bed with my ex boyfriend Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? hell no Do you like it rough? hell yes Are you loud? i don't moan unless its real good Do you talk during sex? yes What do you say? i love you Do you like 69? never tried it so i wouln't know Ever made a sex tape? hell no Would you? hell no Have you thought of someone else during sex? nope Do you watch porn? i did one time Do you have sex while watchin
Friend Need Help And Never Ask For Help
OK I AM GETTING TO THE POINT HERE I WANNA LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM DONE HELPING PEOPLE BOMB THAT HAS NOT HELPED ME I SIT AND BUST MY AZZ AND BOMB PEOPLE DAY IN AND DAY OUT I AM ASKING PEOPLE TO HELP MY BEST FRIENDS HUBBY CAUSE HE IS IN A GIVEAWAY AND I CAN NOT GET PEOPLE TO HELP AND I THINK IT BULL$HIT CAUSE IF IT WAS ANY OF YOU YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD BE THERE TO HELP SO NO IT HAS CAME TO MY MIND I AM DONE BOMBING I AM DONE HELP PEOPLE THAT HAS NOT HELP ME AND ALSO I WILL BE CLEANING OUT MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND FANNS SO IF YOU ARE NOT IN NONE OF THE 3 SPOTS YOU KNOW I WHY AND I WILL NOT RE ADD NO ONE I AM FEED UP WITH THE BS. THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE I WILL STILL HELP BOMB AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.. THANKS FOR TAKEING TIME TO READ THIS! KRISTIN
A Moment To Remember Forever
Tonight you opened up your heart in the most amazing way,i knew you loved me but the depth i never realised until i looked into your eyes & read your words,heard your voice & watched you smile. You stayed up all night long until the early morning telling me things you could not tell anyone else & i touched your hand felt you take my hand as we went to bed to hold each other,i cried when you went my tears were just one big tear @ a time falling slowly down my cheeks some reached my lips & i had to return here briefly to express what you mean to me,i want to tell the world how much you are my heaven sent angel. Thank you Bubby for being the man you are,a man who never ever yells or gets mad with me,a man who cries when im hurt,a man who expresses so much love to me,your sleeping i can watch you now...i cry happy tears yet sad ones also as i miss you dearly You Are My Dream Come True Always in my heart You make me feel more loved Than I've ever felt And happier than I'v
Maybe A Baby
Life is full of suprises. I come home from college hook up with a friend which is something typical for us. I thought we would pick up our friendship right where we left off but i guess i was wrong. I try to hang out with him but he just makes up reasons not to. This guy even bailed on me on my birthday. Shortly after that I started having or realizing symptoms of pregnancy. Headachs, nausia, bloating, fatigue, backachs, darkening nipples, vomiting, ect. So i talked to my friend about it that was it. Well one day i go out and hear lots of things about this guy that he is a player, lier, cheater, user, basicly a scum bag. So I am even more scared and frustrated. I go to him the next day and talk to him about everything i heard. Some it is supposidly true and some of it not. I kinda believe him i kinda dont im not sure what to do. Well I ask him today him he wants to hang out he says no i ask if its cause of the situations he says yes he needs space so i leave him alone. Then i start get
To My Friends
In 8 days I will be off line for a short time! My time here in Dallas Texas is done and will be heading to my next contract. Thankfully it's close to my home so I will have my girls with me or will at least be able to be home every weekend. Being teenagers they will want to spend some of their summer with friends - imagine that! lol I will say I dont think I'm miss texas too much, I will miss the friends I made at work. And the lab I worked in was really a great place to work. I won't however miss this state and it's just my opinion but there are not a whole lot of friendly people in this state. More illegals than you can shake a stick at and too many people wanting handouts with nothing in return. I might miss the friday night bum fights out my living room window. they can be kinda funny to watch the drunks fight over a beer or a box to sleep in when they can't even walk without falling down. (I know I'm mean) so yeah I won't miss this place too much! but thats just
Side With The Muslims?
No, he never said those words or anything like them. They are an internet hoax Read on: Did Obama say "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." No, those words were never said, written or spoken. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/ownwords.asp "This statement is a rewording of a passage from page 261 of "The Audacity of Hope", in which Barack Obama spoke of the importance of not allowing inflamed public opinion to result in innocent members of immigrant groups being stripped of their rights, denied their due as American citizens, or placed into confinement, as was done with Japanese-Americans during World War II. The original contains no specific mention of "Muslims": "In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have bee
Redneck Levelers
SOUTHERN REDNECK LEVELERS ~~When joining the Southern Redneck Levelers, you must ADD/RATE/FAN everyone on this list. Please say "Southern Redneck Leveler" in your friend request. If already a friend, please leave "Southern Redneck Leveler" in a comment.~~ ~~You must be a level "11" and have an approved salute. You must have a minumum of 50 pictures and 50 stash items.~~ ~~When you have added everyone on this list, please send me a private message saying you have completed the list and I will add you.~~ ~~If you would like a tag made, please private message MscFrk and let her know which one of the two tags you would like. Examples are in MscFrk's Redneck Leveler Tags Album.~~ ~~If you see a bulletin from anyone on this list asking for help to level someone, please do the best you can.~~ ~~In order to level someone, please make sure they are under 20,000 points to next level and post a bulletin alerting all members.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Head Leveler
To All My Friends You Rock!!!!
i will from todat not be able to charge anything with money at all do not ask or need ,want will be fubucks only. i have to or dlete everything. it saddens me this day because i have bids out there i apologize to all and feel so bad. please except my apologies but something has to be done , want to block me then so be it. bye for now. thank you jim '$ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)-{Fu-owned by Ashley}-[Demon Crew recruiter]-{ShadowLeveler}' HE wants to be owned so let's go and win him just think owning him could and will be fun!!!! if really want a shot go here http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1686375&i=2023289246&albumid=1089386 AND WIN HIM!!!! show here love and rate her plsss
Southern Women
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: 'Yes, ma'am.' 'Yes, sir.' 'Why, no, Billy!' Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: 'Y'all come back!' 'Well, bless your heart.' 'Drop by w hen you can.' 'How's your Momma?' Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shuga h Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their count
Prayers Desperately Needed For Kanan
Kanan “Dream Catcher” Albert Higginbotham..has been sick for many years. Back on May 13th he finally shared with us Fubarians just a piece of his story....... I’m really sorry I don’t comment as much as I was I’m tryin everyone that knows me knows I try to get to all my friends everyday. I send out over 1000 comments a day. When I can I even make them myself. Well last week I’m a crash test dummy for the Dr. I have end stage liver disease, cirrhosis,but I’m not lettin it get to me I’m tryin so bear with me. I love all of you and the days I can I’m still gonna get these comments out. Its all I have these days thankz all! Kanan Here is a blog I posted right after that…and it was a sticky bully that only a handful of u bothered to re-post…. I spoke with Albert earlier today. The past few days he has been feeling very poorly. He asked me to post a bulletin for him to let his friends know that he just can't be on as much as usual right now. He tries to get up and comment when he ca
Lounge
Me!!
Just wanted everyone to know that I found out what I was having and its a little boy..He's due in November
Captain Quarters
The Captain's Lady by LateNiteFantasy© She stands on a hill and she prays to the moon, "Bring home my Captain and bring him home soon, No watery grave with the reef for his bed, Bring him home to his Lady instead." The Captain was a man with justice as his mission, And only the finality of death in his vision, He pined for no lass, his only lady was his mother, And he held her memory to his heart, loved her like no other, Til one day in a city far from coastal shore, He turned his eye and was lost e'er more, For the sweetness of his gaze fell upon a sultry pearl, When he bowed low before her, he gave her his world, The Captain, a man of morals, saw this young lass, Bemoaning her sorrows, and he could not just pass, He spoke simple words and slurred every one, But that is how the tale of the Captain's Lady was begun, The why's and the how's are all lost in the days That came shortly after, bewildered and amazed, The Captain asked the Lady to spend some small time
All My Luv N Thanx
Lovies
I want to thank EVERYONE that helped me level to Disciple tonight! Broken Hearted Bombers Slammed my page with Comments, Rates, Etc... ALL day long right up until I leveled! Winning Tricky One Million Fubucks towards His spotlight!!Congrats Tricky And good Luck With Spotlight!(If anyone has any extra bucks they can send him that would be amazing...He will return much Love) I wanna Thank Mikey and Boo Boo for adding me to the Upper Level List! That help out a lot! Tons and Tonsssssssss Of Thank You's Go Out to All of My Fu friends and Family that Have been with me since day One!!Check My Family N top Friends Out there Amazing!!!I luv u all!! Thank You ALL for the TONSSSS of BLING BLING BLINGGGGGGGG that was sent to ME :)You ALL know I'm BLING CRAZY!LOVIES to EVERYONE and show some MAD LOVE to my owners CHUCKIIBOO and DMAN!! I hit 90K to DISCIPLE and went into shock when my page was hit by the MOST AMAZINGGGGGGGGG levelers on Fubar!SHADOWWWWWW LEVELERSSSSSSSSSSS spanked me HA
Ashley
Ashley totally Rawks Faces Off and now she's trying to get Spotlight. Click her pic... Rate Her/Fan Her/Add Her Show her some madd love! It will be worth it!
Expectation
I love the feel of my lips on your neck. So lightly put. Your skin is warm and I can feel the beat of your heart there. softly I slide them. Your skin heats my lips. In my ear I hear your breath... steady. I sway my body against you. Fingers grasp fistfuls of my hair....and tighten. I smile against your skin... and breathe in the scent of you. My mouth wettens. I love the expectaion of our embrace. The connectivity of a stance. The breath that leaves your body and becomes my own to blow back over your skin. One and together beat. Always moving..slow and soft..knowing where this will lead, but craving the time it takes to build this. Small movements equal enormous energy. A constant circle of sensuality. Breathing in and breathing out...moving...swaying. Eyes that stare and lips that suckle..Passion times love times struggle. Yes. I love this embrace...and the expectation of it.
Still In The Fubuck Giveaway!!!
Still In Johnny Devil's Fubuck Giveaway!!!
Hey Sweeties! First off I would like to thank everyone who took the time to rate and vote my picture in the Giveaway! The giveaway is over on June 30th. All you have to do is rate and comment my picture. If you would like to bomb great! You don't have to. Every little bit helps. Just click on the pic and thank you!
Blog.
This Blog.. is about blogging. >.> BLOG THIS. Biatchh. lol
How To Turn A Man Down
Too Much On My Plate
Well let me tell ya'll whats going on in the last month. I have been having some issues at dialysis lately, I have been finishing up on my requirements to get on the National Kidney Transplant list, only to have my bubble busted because, I smoke marIjuana IN MY SYSTEM IN SINCE I SMOKE ONLY FOR MEDICAL REASON THEY ARE USING IT AGAINST ME, DAMN BASTARD!! I have gotten a new boxer puppie for my mothers day gift from my boo, scooter black, and just when I have to train a puppy I now have good news, my macaws have been trying so hard to get the incubation right and we have lost 3 babies, and just had one hatch 2 days ago, like Im goin to have time to handfeed this baby out for the next 4mths, but what a joy it has brought to me and to scooter, he had to put his baby down after 161/2yrs old dog, she was the sweetest dog always aiming to please her daddy or me, no matter how bad she felt at the time. we will miss you my dear so R.I.P. and may the angels guide you to doggy heaven.
Giveaways
I have let some people have a long time to clear their entry in the giveaways.. They were supposed to be for 2 weeks only & some have been there for months... I will be traveling for the next 10 days & may not have any internet. As of June 13th, All the Bling or VIP/Blast giveaways will be closed.... This does not affect the HH giveaways. You will need to have them done by the 13th, or your entry will be deleted. Everyone play nice & I will see you all in a few days.. LG
Why?
Alot of people are probably aware that life is a bitch! Life is the most unpredictable thing that we all pursue. And nothing is certain, beyond the fact that we were born and we will die. And yet, despite knowing this, it does not make the pain or hurt of loosing a loved one any easier. You may think to yourself get over it, life goes on, and maybe that's the problem, maybe if we all stood back and just looked around at ourselves and be thankful of our family, and what we have then maybe it would be so much easier to deal with death. But unfortunatley we all live in a society plagued by wanting this and wanting that. We all want to have the perfect body, the perfect family, the perfect life, and yet no-one ever really achieves this. I want everyone to make time for their loved ones and appreciate what they have, coz the minute i hear someone say: ' oh this week is going to be so boring, coz i'm staying with my family' i'm going to scream, because you are lucky to have a family,
Pics
hey every one i love to get funny or adult text or picture messages if you have any to send please do to 1-912-332-6603 thanks you are great why do people put or add pics that no one can see i understand the NSFW pics put to make all of your pics private is stupid your friends cant even view them and then on top of that ive seen the tittle of the album (private dont ask to see or you will be removed from friends list) thats really retarded so what do you think please respond.
The Marine Corps Adopted Semper Fidelis
The Marine Corps adopted Semper Fidelis as its official motto in 1883 (Semper Fidelis is also the title of the official musical March of the Marine Corps). Translated from Latin, Semper Fidelis means "Always Faithful." U.S. Marines use an abbreviated verbal version, "Semper Fi," to voice loyalty and commitment to their Marine comrades-in-arms. Previous mottos of the Marine Corps were (1) To the Shores of Tripoli, adopted in 1805; (2) Fortitude, adopted in 1812; (3) From the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli, adopted in 1848; and (4) By Sea and by Land, adopted in the 1850's
Happy Saterday
well its saterday ,8:58 am and I cant sleep ,been up now for 38 hours and I still have to goto my nieces dance recital at 1 pm .Well I hope everyone else has a good day and I will be back later on folks ,lots of love,hugs and kisses Lester
Shadow Levelers
Are you close to leveling and would like some help? We would like to help you get to the next level. Do you got less then 20K to level, have 150 pictures non ripped and over 50 stash? You are required to fan, rate and add all that help. You must be online to get help. Please leave a profile comment with the amount needed to level and we will help you. SHADOW LEVELERS.. I would like too introduce you too the Shadow Leveler.You will see them all lurking around Fubar seeking and searching who they can find too help level. Stop by and show them some love and if you are not a friend please fan, add, and rate they are friends everyone wants on there friends list. Founder of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Co-Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♪£íłβαмαGíг£♪@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ And Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~@ fubar Let me introduce you to the Shadow L
D-day !!
It's yesterday But we don't care A lot of people died on French beaches a 6 June But we don't care They walked n ran during a few second before to die But we don't care They hurted by bullets n shells But we don't care They took again n again beaches to Germans But we don't care They released europe countries But we don't care They fought Nazis But we don't care Now we're free but what happened during 64 yo to forget this people n avoid to celebrate their memories ? Shame on us !!! But we don't care ..... maybe
Testing Codes
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Intro
Welcome to the page of Shayne and Barbara! We live in a little town in north central West Virginia. We are a happily married couple that views life a little differently then most. As you learn more about us, you will understand why. I (Shayne) am retired military, and currently work as a shift manager in a bowling alley. I will be doing most of the blogging on our page for reasons which I will explain later. OK, let's get right to the heart of the matter, Barb nor I are seeking anything from anyone, we want to share knowledge, to help others, in the area of stroke survival and recovery. Barb last year at the young age of 44, had a stroke, it is undetermined at by the Doc's exactly what caused it, none the less, it happened. Barb is currently diagnosed as fully disabled, and is comfortable staying at home. In the past year, Barb and I have learned alot about strokes, and what they can do to a person, the family and their lifestyle. It is not all hopeless though. This
First Aucton
Things I Wrote
Happiness is a choice I've always known it. I just haven't always cared enough to fight for the choices I make. So what inspired this change of heart, you might ask...well, I don't know. I woke up today, with all the reasons in the world to just bitch and moan, but I was somehow refreshed and full of life. It was quite surprising, even to a self-proclaimed eternal optimist. I woke up and made the decision. I decided to be happy. HAPPY! What a fucking joy it is to just up and decide I'm gonna have a good day. Whatever happens, I'm gonna shake it off, roll with the punches, take it in stride and fly by the seat of my pants. You have no idea how hard it is for me to let go and lose control, yet that's what I'm doing. Something, someone, someway, somehow, helped me conquer my fear enough to take a chance, take a risk, make a change and break away. (He knows who he is and I thank him everyday for being in my life.) Break away from my doubts. My insecurities. My reluctancy to start wit
Up For Auction
I am up for Auction again...Come and place your bids to own me for one month, and show the host some love... Click the link below to place your bid...
Love And Friendship Quotes
A friend is someone who will walk the long way around when you don't want to hop the fence." A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out I can give, I can recieve, but I can not take
I Can Not Take
Miles Between Friends
New
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something
Memorial Blogs
this week we lost a true great in rock & roll. bo diddley was the face of early rock and had a long lasting legacy in rock. he brought to the stage his home made square guitar and rock the world. it was said that bo knows rock. please take the time to listen to this vidio and see if you dont agree. bo put the rock in rock & roll. you will be missed bo. rip.
Tumor
Come Check Out Me And My Friends In An Auction ,make A Bid=)
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- STARTING THE 7/8TH OF JUNE BIDDING WILL GO FOR 2 WEEKS LAST DAY FOR BIDDING IS THE 21st OF JUNE ,,,,,,IF U GET WHAT U WANT BEFORE HAND U MAY TAKE THE OFFER AND RUN LOL=) ================ ================ ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠ØwÑËℜ oƒ Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
Own Some Coffee
Like Drum N Bass? Catch My Radio Show On Drumnbasstv.com!!!
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Danger Of Epic Proportions!
Ok ladies and phallus's, we had a situation last night. We've all been there, raiding the fridge, finding nothing, and then making a late night visit to the food market to feed our hunger. Upon exiting the market, something was going on. I watched as a cop runs into the parking lot, and we all know he's top of his force cause he's workin the parking lot of a food market, man must have medals gallore. Anywho, A wind picked up that nobody was expecting, so of course I did the only thing a good American would do in a random situation....I ran. women and children were screaming, as the crowd and myself faced one epic villain; shopping carts.... now now! just listen, carts flyin at 30 miles an hour will leave a boo boo on your ankle like no tomorrow people! But I survived damnit....I got in my van and I was swirving left an right avoiding my own demise. For there is one thing villain bon shopping cart didn't know. I have an edumacation! I went to the school of Chuck Norris! If it
Happiness
Shredded wings, she softly sings, with a voice that corrupts the innocent. she wears a halo made of thorns, sits on a throne of broken bones. her skin is cold and pale as ice, lips the colour of tainted blood, hair black as her soul, eyes red as fire, and teeth sharp as razorblades. she feeds on your nightmares, whispers dark sin and demise in your ears. her touch burns into your heart, turning the happiness into dark thoughts. so don't go to sleep, don't close your eyes, for the angel of your nightmare awaits. so be fearful of the night Filled with a murderous passion, a destructive yet persuading spell. A poisonous taste to my lips, In which no antidote can repel. A forbidden pleasure turns to pain, bi-polar flashes consume me. Hell's fury paralyzing my blood flow, arctic cold piercing right through me. In this body a soul now broken, a heart sustaining a fading beat. Finally broken I fall to the ground, I once caressed with my feet. Poisoned from a deadly pleasur
To Our Men And Women That Serve For Our Country
Things Are Starting To Look Good For Me
I Keep My Heart In A Locked Box
I've been in love before I was hurt worse than you'll ever be.. I've been alone & lonely Would you please stop looking at me I know what beauty is I know how to get everything I really need I'll never settle for less Would you please stop doing this to me! I've kissed enough men I've felt love so gentle & true I remember how beautiful the feeling... Why can't I stop looking at you? I hate the way you walk So cocky and so sure And I hate how you make me feel So very insecure... I don't fall for guys like you I can't even remember the color of your eyes I only know that they move me And when your not here that feeling dies It doesn't make any sense to me Everybody keeps telling me what you are... God I know it, I can see! But you are the one thing on my mind And I try so hard to forget you But when you reach for me, I know I will always let you
My First Auction
My first auction; wanna own me??? Follow me: http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1375985&albumid=1047476&i=31145074#3849104510 Please show the host some mad love
Shadow Levelers
I would like too introduce you too the Shadow Leveler.You will see them all lurking around Fubar seeking and searching who they can find too help level. Stop by and show them some love and if you are not a friend please fan, add, and rate they are friends everyone wants on there friends list. Founder of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Co-Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♪£íłβαмαGíг£♪@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ And Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~@ fubar Let me introduce you to the Shadow Levelers Family $ç()øTëR™-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]Please read profile and sign guestbook♥Heart's in Indiana♥@ fubar lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥Owner of Gary and Hopeless ♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥
Spiritual/dark - Poems -
So many captivated by physical beauty, in total solitude, I reminisce ... no mirror needed, I see the beauty within, and I pray you do too, for I still believe in you. Seems everybody wants a lil' bit of my time, causing me to put you at the end of the line. For the first time I see the pain I've caused you I know the tears you've cried too. I've pushed and ran away too many times, blaming you for others heartless crimes.           "Lord, give me the chance to prove to all,             I'll make it up to both of you"       ... On my knees - I fall  ... Somewhere along the way, I draped myself with pride For all the times I've hurt you, I apologize. As I close my eyes tonight, what hurts the most is knowing it took me this long to even realize...           "Lord, you showed me this love tonight,             knowing I needed to find hope --             reassurance, that all will be alright.             For all those I've hurt I ask you to mend their hearts             and surroun
Friends Part 5
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one
Dark Thriller Poems -
Exhaling cigarette smoke through darkened knuckles, Watching him hug his child on the forecourt below, Teeth grind with predetermined vigor, Spurred on by thoughts of a dead destiny, Worries of something that's missing, With no plans of finding it, Wishing all the lookers would go blind, Irritated that it's such a lovely day, Wondering what a smile would feel like, Blinking through the cool breeze, A portent of doom, Demons spewing tasteless venom, Cracked pipe dream releases foul vapors, False piety creating anxiety, Silent cell phone awaits a lover's call, Tension breeding stretch marks on the subconscious, Fingers tapping nervously on the wooden arm rest, Retching from the blows of each fleeting memory, Insanity beckons seductively. C@pyrite KristinRD Once upon a time not so long ago, they say there lived a haunted house up on a hill. One day an old man of ninety built this house of grey rock right on top of the town's c
Deleting Non-real Friends
Ok as my "real" friends know I try to help all the time with either offering tags for them to get people to bomb their contests they are in, helping level and get my "real" friends to join in, or just by leaving a comment or something to cheer them up. So I am going thru my friends list and if you cant be a "real" friend your gone. I dont care about how many friends I have. I care about how many friends I have that are "real" So If your "Real" and want to stay let me know otherwise your gone! Hate to be like this but I aint into being popular by no means I am just myself:) Have a great day!
Friends Link
To all my fubar friends. There is a nasty spyware program that I want to warn you about. If you are surfing the net to shop or pay your bills and you get a pop up (yes it gets past pop up blockers) about virus protection this is what you do: Hit alt/ctrl/delete on you keyboard. Use your task manager to close your browser and to make sure you have no other things that are downloading into your computer. This spyware if you let do its thing it will destroy your operating system!!!! 70 bling pack
Down-rating
Just Thinking About Something!!!!! I have always wondered why people come to your Fu-Page, and then go to some of your Fu-Pictures and give you a rating of 1? Dont get me wrong. I know that all pictures are not worth 10's & 11's. But me, if I go to a persons page, I am not going to rate 1. It is just something that was on my mind. Just one of those Questions. Holla Holla!!!!!
Comical Poetry --
This was entered in a contest on Allpoetry.com. Inspired by and prompted by a pic of a woman lying on her tummy on a huge mushroom. Beneath her to the side was a lil' man. Both characters were naked and his presence was sad while hers was gigantic, if you know what I mean. Many others went about entering this piece in the 'Alice in Wonderland' direction ... I chose a different route as you'll soon see. Hope you enjoyed this piece. It was fun to write! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* While lying on her memory foam padded bed, she couldn't resist the tempting thoughts in her head. At the turn of her head lied nude her dearest love, rolling her eyes she sighs and giving him a shove. The snoring was horrendously loud and scary, wide awake, she dreamt of a sweet romance fairy. Divine mental images tweaked her libido, she even wore an invincible tuxedo. This fairy wasn't at all what she had hoped for, he was scrawny, short and hoped for a lovely sco
Wanna Own Me?
hey all! as many have seen, mrs. bubbles is havin a short bus auction..and im in it!! come bid on me and show the other contestants some lovin! and dont forget to show the all sexy hostess some love!!! click link to head to auction page! *muahz* The Shortbus Queen™ *aka Mrs. Bubbles™*@ fubar
Sestina Poetry -
Carnal Dreams Embraced in these carnal dreams, we indulge, instantly we become rather alert. So alive in this world of deep tantra, yet, we find ourselves wanting to believe. Creating a daring place to endure, temptations allow ourselves to embrace. Artistically we desire to embrace, feeling other spirits, tempts us to indulge. Through consistent times of tests we endure, arousing sensations brings forth alert. Silent orchestra hopes you will believe, the essence of time enhances tantra. Relinquish old times and accept tantra, when witnessed these dreams, you're bound to embrace. Stealth and forbearance makes all souls believe, lavishly living life known as tantra, Erotic impulses make one alert, cautionary, we often still indulge. Until lessons are learned we will endure, remembering the intricate tantra. Profoundly accepting a new alert, intimately longing to be embraced. We may trip and stumble as we indulge, maintaining a strong balance we beli
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Powerouttage
Hey everyone..we had a bad storm go through here and it knocked out the power. They say it could be out till tomorrow evening (Sunday) and I can log on by my phone but I can't do anything but private message back and forth. So you can text me (if you have it) or hit my MSN or Yahoo. Talk to you soon! *hugzNstuffz*
Dirty Applacation
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Friends Part 6
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
Slut In Training
As instructed, I arrive at your door precisely on time, acutely aware of the dildo squeezed tight into my wet cunt. Without a word you open the door and gesture me inside, a knowing smile on your face. You immediately press me against the wall, pinning my arms over my head, staring into my eyes the entire time. While one hand secures my hands on the wall, your other reaches slowly under my skirt, pushing my legs apart. I feel your fingers lightly trace up my thigh and brush my closely trimmed pubic hair. You part my pussy lips, feeling for the presence of the dildo. "Good," you say, slowly rocking and twisting the pink toy. "Only a slut would go out in public with no panties and a dildo in her cunt. Only a slut would get so wet being so nasty. Are you a slut?" My nod only makes you laugh. "No you're not. You want to be, but you don't know how. You're tired of being such a good girl all the time, aren't you? You want me to teach you how to be a slut, don't you?" "Yes," I whisp
Whispers In The Wind,will You Choose To Listen Or Leave....
ok.dont lie.be honest.when we take a dump,why is it we always pick up whatever is next to us,be it air freshener,or toilet cleaner and read the ingredients off it LMAO.I mean everyone does it now.nomatter how many times you take a shit you stll find yourself fascinated with the same ingredients.lol.now most of you are gona say NOOOOOO,naaaahh.yesssssssss you do it. don't live to just find love and at the end of it all wish you had loved to have lived.live your life....enjoy yourself.for unlike water,we only live once water lives forever. Makeup sex or unanticipated sex? :sex in the lavatory of a plane or in a confession booth of a century old cathedral? :in your office on your desk or on a porch swing? :make love fully naked or pull your panties to the side? :kiss with a piece of ice in the mouth or kiss soon after sipping hot tea? : On a soft rug in front of a fireplace or On a secluded island beach? : In the woods after it rains or In a public restroom? : On a train in the mi
Help Me In My Contest!!!
The Naughty Files
Thumbs press me open. Intimate eyes caress my secrets. Hot breath scorches my insides As you bow to drink my dew. Your growth teases my softness While your lips and lapping tongue Set my copious juices aflow. I squirm against your hungry mouth, Hands slide to seize my hips And your teeth nip on my aching clit. Oooh, the exquisite torture Of your rapacious mouth, Has me moaning helplessly, As I stretch my legs wider To take your thrusting fingers. They press that special place inside, Until I’m floating in ecstasy. My body tightening, I pour all over you, Screaming out my love. Your lips take mine As I bathe in the aftermath Of your fiery touch. And I know it’s just begun… Power between your thighs. I can tell myself lies. But, all I desire is you pounding into me. Body all aquiver. Your touch makes me shiver. But, make me wait. I've been such a bad girl. I should make you go slow. Do I want you to? No. Without your ardent passi
My First Comment Contest Plz Help!!
Compelled........
When she checked her mail, she noticed the number of emails, mostly silly forwards and notes from friends. Just as she was done deleting the last of them, a new email popped up. She immediately recognized the email address ... her Master. He often sent her tasks and notes during the day. Grinning, anticipating, she opened the message. As the message came up on her screen she noticed it had just one picture. Just below the picture were two words in bold type: "Our slut." Then, in regular type, her Master had written "Just wanted to give you something to think about pet." Her heart started to pound and her mind raced as she stared at the image. He couldn't possibly mean what she was thinking. The image showed an attractive young girl on all fours being taken by both a man and a woman. The obviously Dominant female had the girl's pig tails wrapped around Her hands and was guiding the girl's mouth to Her own cunt while the Man fucked the girl from behind. As she tried to go about he
Auction
Starting bid is 100k Here is the link [ fubar.com photo: 3318866864 ] ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS.. ITS HERE.. THE ONE.. THE ONLY SHORT BUS AUCTION.. CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES THAT ARE IN IT SO FAR YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ONE OF THEM SHORT BUS RIDERS #1 SHORT BUS RIDERS #2 THERE IS STILL TIME TO JOIN.. JUST EMAIL ME YOUR LINK TO THE PIC. YOU WANT TO USE AND WHAT YOU WANTING TO OFFER!!!! ENTRY DEADLINE IS THE 14TH OF JUN
Love
What Love Means to Me... True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings...True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings... True love is knowing you'd rather be with this other person more than with anyone else,and you feel a sense of emptiness when the two of you are apart.It's when you always think of the future in terms of "we" instead of 'me."True love is treasuring the touch of the other person while feeling a sense of contentment and completeness as you emotionally and physically embrace.It is wanting to make the other person happy and fulfilled in every possible way while doing everything you can to prevent thier distress.True love is a commitment to working out the differences that will always come about when two people become one.It is knowing that life will bring pain and sorrow,but together you will support each
They Call Me Duh :-)
Anger...depression....
Do You ever get so angry that you dont know what the hell to do next. No matter how hard you try to make everything right it always ends up fucking up. No matter how hard you try to make people happy the only thing you do is hurt them. How about doing more than you can handle and pushing your self harder and harder till you just can't anymore and you dont know what the hell to do next. Because you can't stand being you you can't stand being what you've become? Have you ever sat there and tried to understand everything going on in your life and come up empty. Have you ever lived for so long wanting and hurting for something then things in your life start to change. You've busted your ass for so long and you think that the happy life you want will never happen then you start to get that "Happy Life?" And then everyone all the sudden cares about you and about what you do and everyone always counts on you and wants you to do this and that for them. They make you feel like shit but you stil
Southern Poet's Place
Sweet abandon, inhibitions nil Sensual attraction, bended will Anxious anticipation, revel in the awe Unsaid words, unwritten law Intoxicating scent, intense sense of touch Ravaging appetite, hunger for so much Given so little at a time, such a gentle tease gained hold, contained totally, unbridled ease Lady waits, man desires His heart races, wanting rises higher Knowing he has no control, bows to her will She sighs in fulfillment, her game, her thrill Drawn ever deeper into the passionate abyss Arched back, heat builds, sensual bliss In time they move, slowly building Fighting back the inevitable, yet it's unyielding Nature takes over, motions increase Wave crash, mountains move, Before the torrid storms cease Tender touch, aftermath sustained In lovers arms, gentle rest remains *Satin Sheets* Behold the sight Angel in light Fear escapes Focused straight Yearning desire Intimate fire Leather, Lace Tempered pace H
New Fu Owner
Introducing my new fu owner Demented187 OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY Go show him some mad luv ... F/R/A Him Rate his pics He dont have many ... Lets show him some fuluv ~~~Demented187 OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY.....Security~~~FU Owner Of 'MZ.BELLE'~~~ @ fubar

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