Fubar Blogs 4

Things I've Made
So recently I've been learning to make "spammers" Mind you, I learned YESTERDAY lol Here's a few I made already It's very time consuming and I barely know what I'm doing but I think I've got a good handle on it so far. What do you think?!

Sex Survey
You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

He Makes Me Melt
Layin in bed awake last night just thinkin of you thinkin of you How far we've come how far how fast and wondering how does one define a thing so deep the depth so deep what went from us the perfect friends to now so heavy and deep so large as us the here and now. Wow! To rise a morning later not having slept for hours straight engulfed in thought with thoughts of you How far we've come how much we've breached and have we reached that perfect merge? What lies ahead I do not know. I cannot imagine a closer us. Could it still grow? And will we know? Can we make it to occur? What would it be like to bear the intensity of a more potent oneness? Could we stand the perfect bonding? I fear the power of more. And such were my thoughts until a moment ago last night. I want your powerful big arms around me, protecting my fragility as if I'm breakable. I want to wake up to your serene angelic face. To that playful smile on your lips. I want to heed your s

My Poem That Got Published
Today is a new day yesterday is gone and what tomorrow brings no one knows, yesterday I felt so happy that I was with someone. When the sun went down and darkenss looked me straight in the face I knew something was going to happen. The moment I looked into his eyes I saw something there that has not been there for a very long time. It was a star that had fallen out of the sky and fallen into my very arms. The miniute that he slammed the door in my face I looked down and saw my heart fall onto the floor into a million pieces. Then I looked up and saw him walk away and I thought to myself that I could have said something to make him stay but I knew that if I did it would just make things worse. With the emptyness that I am feeling I just sit on my bed and pray that one day that same star that once fell in my arms on that night would find its way back.

The We That Make Me A Better Me...
I have waited my whole life to be loved like I am today. I have longed for the moment in my life when he would take my hands and kiss them sweetly, look dreamily into my eyes and say I love you - prepared to shout it - if my heart so desired. I have yearned to feel the sense of urgency in his embrace and his body tremble when I kiss him and he feels my heart leap with joy. I love the silly way that he gets nervous a bit and stands before me like a schoolboy in love. HE LOVES ME! I know it and I can feel it!... I can hear it in every word that he speaks, I can see it in his every movement, every action. He looks at me like I am a mystery, a treasure, a gift; and it is the most wonderful feeling that I have ever known. My hearts pounds out of my chest when I am near him and it soars when he says my name. He is everything to me and I want the world to know it. When I am in his arms the world fades around us and becomes a blur...we exist seemingly in the span of the universe and only al

Everyone Hates A Downrater!!!
I had actually gone to this newbies page and rated her a 10, and fanned her. She came to my page and downrated me. So, I gave her a little fu-love!!!! If you're in the mood, go check her out and give her love, LMAO!!!!!!!!

Giveaways/contest I'm In
Want some free stuff? Would you like some free stuff? Then leave 100 comments on any of the following giveaways. For every 100 comments you leave you can choose 3 pictures for me to make for you. You can find them in the made for owners, made for friends, made for friends 2, made for myself. I will also give you 2 name tags along with the three pictures. Also for each 100 comments you leave I will give you 5k. So just click one of the pics and come help one of us or all of us out. This first giveaway needs 50k comments in 8 weeks for a HH! This next giveaway needs 5k comments for a regular bling pack! These next 3 giveaways need 20k comments each for a 3 Month VIP!!! These next couple of giveaways need 20k comments for a 70 credit bling pack! So please go and leave some comments at one or all of these giveaways!!! Thanks!!! This Pimpout and Offer Brought to You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU Owned by~Dr. Tre~CinDragon~Sil

Draga's Copyrighted Poetry
Another year comes to an end, and to the victims of Katrina, my prays I send. May they find a place to rest and food to eat, and get through the pain that lays at their feet. I pray for the familes of the lost, for they have paid a greater cost. What the floods did not destroy, cold hearts played with lives like a toy. In my darkest thoughts I think of sweet revenge, Those victimes whos death to avenge. They who left the helpless for dead, lets strap to a bed seal them in a water tight tomb and turn on the hose to share the same doom! but my inner dragon will then say, "To wish more ill, we would be no better than they. Heed these words to keep you wise. Sooner or later they will all pay for the victim's demise." Still, I should not dwell on the past, and I hope others learn from this and learn damn fast! God I have only one plea, that you not take my mother away from me. She gave me life To lose her would cut like a knife. I die inside to see her in pain

Americans Are . . .
Today I made a flippant, offhand remark. "A better question to ask is, are there any legal Americans in Texas anymore" It was a joke aimed at a woman asking if there were any nice guys left in Texas. In my shout box, a woman of Latino decent, reprimanded me, and claimed my joke was racist and Anti Mexican. Apparently ANY mention of "illegal aliens" is a slight against Mexicans who are here legally. Being from Maine, I didnt know this, we actually have white folks around here picking crops, digging ditches, and other labor intensive jobs that the rest of America, and Mexico , claim that Americans are no longer willing to do. I didnt apologize to her,, because A.) she was WICKED cute,, and, B.) it wasn't a racist remark. When we changed the subject we got along SO good. She's on my friends list now,, but the reason I bring it up is because the points she made MIGHT be valid in other parts of the country. WE don't OWE the poor people of the WORLD a free lunch ticket, be

Fun Stuff
Between Friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. http://www.thescreamingo.com/ Just what the url says! Buy awesome toys that will make you scream with pleasure! http://www.quibblo.com/user/br0ken71 http://www.xanga.com/br0ken71 http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1975099 http://myspace.com/eradicational

New Phase
I have been seperated from my now ex-hubby since April 22,2006. Divorce was final this past July 7th. Well,I didn't start anything with anyone til July of 07. I had been bf/gf with one guy and then when that didn't work dated just one other guy for 6 months. I thought maybe he'd be the one I could have something real good with,but alas he wasn't the one for me after all. Well,I had gone to final divorce hearing and to see him under those circumstances was sad/hard even though it had to be done. I had alot of emotions I was going through and had given up trying to find or hoping for a nice guy,and was resigned to the fact that as long as my boys were happy that was all that mattered. Then when I really wasn't expecting it at all.....WHAM....into my lie walks a true gentleman!! A real southern cowboy who is a very sweet,gentle man that is sooo easy to talk to and very adorable also. I had him come to dinner last night and my family really likes him alot,which is another plus,and we had a

My Boys
My boys are my life, my world My boys make me laugh, they make me proud My boys is smart, they are kind My boys make me worry, they make me glad Im a single mother tying to raise my boys right I would not traid them for anything in the world I never regret having them in my life My boys is my life, my breath , my reason to keep my head up when I want to lay it down. I might not know how to teach my boys to fight like a man but I have taught them never take the first swing if sum one wants to fight let them hit 1st then u can kick their ass

Damn Craigslist Lol
This is a real ad on craigslist lol... looking for a teaseable house cleaner (union county) Reply to: gigs-742108811@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-03, 9:53PM EDT i am looking for a attractive women to clean my two bedroom half house vacum dust wash floors very easy work.. just one catch want you in something sexxy maybe a mini skirt or in bra and panties.. woould like to pleasure myself while watching you you dont have to touch me and i am not disgusting or fat and out of shape... i pay very good.. not like most cheap people on here.. * Location: union county * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: tbd 30.00 a hour

Bouncer Checks
so why cant they put them as a security level on our profile settings .. and people who don't want spam and so forth can set it on high and people who don't care can set it low or off and then we would only get bouncer checks on certain peoples pages especially if we pay for the vip's that way its our choice and most people are happy because personally i hate them lol and most agree they drive us crazy what do you think?

Nothing Special
thought i would place something in here. been here a while and thought i would contribute. it was the lest i could do. seeing as how i have been here longer then a week ill give a little about me. im a geek and an otaku. i like anime and kareoke. i roll play on tue and sundays. like i said geek. i do kareoke on thur and sat at county trail in hanover park ill.i sing stuff like bodies,peace sells,judit and behind blue eyes. the brat prince sings as well on sat nights. once i resize some photos. ill make sure you can see the slow torture we place on people at the bar. bit short but ill do more later...... promise. got questions please ask.

What Is Going On And Will Be Back In A Few Weeks
Well hello guys Im gonna be gone for more likely a month because I had bills that needed to be paid, so I did, and forgot to pay the cable/internet. So please dont delete me and show me lots of love, I will be able to check it once in awhile so if I dont get back to you right away then dont get mad.I will just not as fast as usual. So guys please help me out while Im gone... Love my owner since I may not be on and cant myself. I will upload pics when I can with my phone. Well I will miss my real frieds.. LOve you guys.... Ok well this is whats goin on in the next few days I may lose my cable, and internet. Will be on as much as possible. Will use it till its not on anymore. Will be back as soon as I figure it out though. While in my absence if you can show some love to my owner I would greatly appreciate. Not sure how many of you read these things. But thank you

Auction
Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi (repost of original by 'DJ ღWildღ RedSpirit - Mngr@MHOP/COL. WILDFIRE *A.O.D/FU WIFEY 2 POOH' on '2008-08-04 03:20:03') Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi

Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. Don't be scared now, you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post thes

Fubucks
I am looking to trade fubucks for bling packs. Send me a PM if you are interested.Here is what I am offering: 12 Bling pack: ------------------- 500k fubucks 100 11's during a HH 50 stash rates 25 Bling pack ______________ 700K fubucks 100 11's & 100 10's during a HH 100 stash rates 70 Bling pack ________________ 1 million fubucks 100 11's and 200 10's during a HH (if we have that many) 200 stash rates Will leave a comment on 100 of your pics Today at 3pm eastern time I am in a contest. The contest is on Stephanie Lynn's page. I do not have the link to my pic yet for the contest since it is not open yet but I will have Stephanie in my top 5 friends so you can find her page easy. I need lots of comments and rates fast. The contest is : The first 5 people to get 10,000 comments will WIN Auto 11 Bling. Any and all help will be GREATLT APPRECIATED. Thanks.

The Who, What, Why And How Of Hep C
What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a U.S. population of 294,619,855

My Word
As I boarded the plane in my own thoughts and on the lips of the others around me there was one unified thought. It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Well before the thoughts of 9-11 there were many of us that already knew it was not a matter of if but when we would be returning to Iraq. Now as the troops reductions have begun the slow deliberate draw down as things stabilize it all threatens to come tumbling down as one of the candidates says get out, get out now. Will these soldiers to forever have to choke down that angry lump in their throat, feel somehow to blame for something that they could have finished but instead they have grown old and useless for the fight. Now having to watch as others again are kept from finishing a job you should have finished. Getting on a plane will they have the same thoughts, will the same words come from their lips..... It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Ðð

Rape Awareness
I run a group on Facebook.com. This is how I found FUBAR. I was a rape education speaker at SDSU, where I learned to counsel and guide rape victims and survivors through the emotional trauma of this horrible crime. I currently have 810 members and hungry for more. If you don't have facebook make an account and join, if you do have facebook, you should join. http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=547377358#/group.php?gid=9124976633 I also support RAINN and other programs geared to helping women and men. RAINN HAS A SEXUAL ASSAULT ONLINE HELP HOT LINE! THE WEB'S 1ST SECURED AND ANONYMITY HELP ONLINE HOT LINE. CRISIS INTERVENTION. MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE AND OUR LIFE. http://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-online-hotline Please make thins world better than it is! Because if it is not use, then who?

Wtf...
Ok now everyone knows I work for 7-11, and for the most part I really love my job... Now with that said... I am sitting at home on a Sunday evening minding my own business and I get a phone call from the store to let me know that we had a call in for Monday morning.*sighs* Then they say oh BTW just thought you should know that a man called and said he is suing 7-11, I am like ok why... He said because WE sold him dead fishing worms...My responce was...*Laughing* Did you offer to refund his money? Their responce was yes and he refused to take a refund, but he did want to speak to you in the morning. Ok so I go into work the next morning, not really thinking about the whole worm issue... and then to my suprise this full grown man comes into the store and proceeds to tell me that he wants the 7-11 1-800#...So i give it too him, I then ask if there is anything I can do to help... He then goes on this long speel about how he is suing 7-11 because WE sold him dead fishing worms, I t

Sessions
ok heres the scoop im a struggling mistress who has my own site and its going ok but could be alot better. i cant work a realy job right now cuz im on disability. im trying so hard to go to fetish con i know its what i need to do to make my name. if any of you know of a way to help please message me back. thanks Mistress Adalin P.S. and if you are interested my website is mistressadalin.com i have photos on now and i am also offering cyber session. hope to hear from you all soon thanks again. hello all just so you all know i will be offering online cyber sessions for those who are interested (and females dnt think you are excluded i love you too) just message me about it and ill let you know thanks much love mistress Adalin

Rats
Thats right! The Rat Race wants you. No more trying to avoid it!! You might as well give up and ride the express bus straight to the Rat Race today!. Just Fan, Add, Rate and leave a comment on the pages you visit. **Message sensual breeze for your name to be added. **Message Whispers for your free tag! Easy enough! ~sensual-breeze~shadow leveler Whispers Haunt me in my Dreams~Fu-Owner of Dragon-Rider ~A Dylon Mafia! Diva ~Shadow Leveler ~lil Fu MishNumber1 ♥ Of BC FWC WISEUKF SUP ShadowLevelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Lucie in the Sky St

My Blogs
My Yahoo is pretty bare. Add me CDBrlw1212 Turd Ferguson - SNL Ok. I make morphs. Good ones. If you want one, PM me with links to pics to use. But its not free. My time is valuable. A basic small morph will cost rating all my pics. But a big morph like this would cost a month VIP or a blast. Big bling works too. All is negotiable. Morphs are ripped from my folder and can be deleted at my discretion. But I'm not an ass, I won't delete unless payment is not made or you block me for some reason. Rate/Fan/Add is required for consideration. Downrate me you get no morph and a shitload of 1s. I don't play that shit. I mostly make dark morphs so if you want something special, let me know. No extra cost.

Downrater Strikes Again!!!
This BETCH rated me a 4...Sorry, but cough, chick must not have a mirror in her house...For those of you who may want to show her the ahem, love right back click her pic below...I gave her the downraters salute lol...Yeah yeah, I realized I spelled it wrong lol SexiMexi@ fubar

Adding Members.
I want too bring everyone up too grounds so all know whats going on. Im actually putting adding new members on hold. We will be cleaning out some of the members. We have been watching and paying attention too some of the members. I will be going through checking too make sure that all have Shadow levelers on there profile. If you dotn then that will tell us that you know longer want too be a member of the team. We have levelers that never check blogs and some that never help on level ups. We will be cleaning members out. It is not required that you help on all that we post from homepage but we do watch too see who all are on level ups. With a team this big we need too know who is a member and wants too help and who doesnt. Some of you are on other teams and i see you checking there blogs but never ever see you looking at ours. We will no longer be adding anyone that wants too join. Too many join and never help. We are not in it for numbers we are doing this too hel

Darwin Awards
(November 2007, Russia) Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up. "I couldn't believe my eyes! The dark shape of some goon was standing next to my nightstand!" recalls the burglary victim. "I cried out and he attacked me, who was defenseless, with his fists! I had no choice. I hit him between the legs with my crutch, and he leapt out the window. Thank God I live on the first floor, and he did not die from the fall. "I didn't understand at first what had fallen out of his pants. When I looked closer, I realized that it was a testicle, a man's testicle! I put it in cold water, and rushed to the phone." The handicapped man dialed the emergency services several times, but "the doctors hung up on me when I told them I had ripped a burglar's balls off!" Half an hour later, the blood-covered thief was found by a passerby,

Note
The Meaning To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you. Maybe he ore she is out there i hope i some day will find one like that so i can feel all that i put down on this littel paper whit my pen. the one who only wants to be mine

Last Day! Please Help!
We are down to the nitty-gritty & keep juggling between 2nd & 3rd place in contest! Please drop a few comments & re-rate pic! Contest closes at 5pm CST (6pm EST) today 7-8-08!!! Click on pic below to get there! Thanks to all who help!!!

My Crazy Life
Well I hope all had a great 4th! Mine was crazy.... My husband wanted to go on the 3rd, but we did not have anyone to watch my other animals. So we took off on the 4th, went all the way up north to Usk Washington to camp at the marina there. But the water was so high on Pend Oreille River. I have not see that in ages and this late in the year..Crazy. So not camping there! So we went to Marshal Lake just above Newport Washington. But they wanted $33.00 anight for one tent. Ran from that place,lol. Find a nice spot on Half Moon Lake all to our selves, my husband and 2 children. Yeah!!! NO..you can not be this lucky not me no brakes come this way. Husband forgets tent, fry pan and the rest of the main food I bought to eat for the fourth. So we loose this camp because we have to go back home and get the other things we need especially our tent! I most likely made it without the other stuff but not my tent. Anyways now we are headind west to camp instead of north from home, What some peopl

Big Pimping Auction
Big Pimpin Auction You need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Entry fee the low low rate of 10k Auction will start as soon as I get 15 entries! Send me your entry fee & offers, along with pic to be made into a custom tag for the pimp we know you are! SULTRY

Dad We Miss You So Much....
Daddy I Wish You Would Be Here.... It's Now been 3 years from the time you have lifted us sranding here. My I wish on a shooting star that you may come back to us soon. As we all think of you daily knowing you are watching us from over above us all. Wishing you were here with us still every day that you watch over us all. Knowing your Home is always waiting for you to come home too. Dad We Miss You So Much.... Why should you have been taken away from us 3 years ago. I look at the stars knowing you are looking down at us all. Has we look at the shooting stars thinking of you. Knowing you are always watching over us all. Always remember Daddy/Pappy we love you with our heart and soul..... Love ya, Michelle Larry Zakary & your Loveing Wife

Men
Why is it that every time a guy talks to a lady online he assumes she is there to talk about sex. I don't get it. I have to get to know the person before I can talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex. But I like to get to know the person before I talk about it and all that jazz. What do you guys think.

The Lady's Mistake As She Awaits The "perfect Romeo"
I now venerate the verification of love's values, as it vents, vainly vanquished Resulting in love's rules in re-living Romeo's resurrection relinquished Whether the weather be whatever to whoever whenever Love's line, living like light as it illuminates the livid eyes of the lover Yet damaged and diminished by the domineering doctrines dictated by man's decisions The mundane marks, made up maneuvers, manipulated by man's multiple matriculation Consensus, considering only Casanova candidates, skin color, car and case Great guys gather give great gist, girls give guys grimace Our opinion of Romeo overshadows the ongoing emotion, opening out love's oasis today His judgment of Juliet, jubilant and jejune, causing him to juxtapose and what his opinionated "Justified Jennifer," has to say. All empathize as an amateur is accepted and the amazing left asking The perfect player, palpates her part, and puts her through pain till his parting The boomerang bou

Poems
When I close my eyes at night, I see a light of hope. For today is the day that I know I must cope. I have to say that I wish my Dad was here today. He left us in such a way that we still don't know what to do. Ever since he walk into Gods' Door, I know he does not hurt anymore. Out of all the people in the world to see, I wish my Dad was here with me.

Need Fubucks???
Need fubucks? Leaving 100 comments on my contest pic will get you 1K fubucks, 200 comments will get you 3K fubucks, & 300 comments will get you 5K fubucks. Just # your comments then send me a private message when you are done. If you don't need the fu$, then just help out & leave a few! Thanks to all for the help! CONTEST ENDS TODAY @ 3pm pst, 5pm cst, & 6pm est! Click on the pic below to take you there!

This And That
Your Elf Name Is: Twinkles Candy Cane Lips Son of a nutcracker! What's Your Elf Name? Hurricane warnings stays in effect from Corpus Christi, TX to Rio San Fernando, Mexico. Storm Center is 55 miles east of Brownsville, moving northwest at 8 mph. Maximum sustained winds are 85 mph and pressure is 972 mb. Hurricane winds extend 25 miles and tropical storm force winds extend outward 140 miles and storm surge of 4 to 6 feet. Dolly is expected to rainfall accumulations of 6 to 10 inches with isolated amounts up to 15 inches. Landfall is expected near the Mexico-Texas border around midday today and can possibly increase to a Category 2 before making landfall. Next Public Advisory at 8am and 10 am cdt. This will be my last update on Hurricane Dolly. Even though she is over land, she still has sustained winds up to 75 MPH and expected rainfall accumulations from 8 to 12 inches with some isolated areas up to 20 inches over the next few days, with possible flooding over

The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iii
Marcie laid there once again spreadeagled to the large bed by her wrists and ankles. It had been quite a day with Hilda. Hans’ sister did indeed make a sex slave out of her. Yet, the blonde haired Marcie couldn’t say she didn’t enjoy it. She’d always wondered what it would be like to go down on another woman and she sure found out. By her count she sucked off six pussies, counting Hilda three times. And she’d been butt fucked three times as well. But the grandest was that wonderful cunt fucking her Mistress gave her just before Hans returned from work. Even though she was trussed up Marcie felt totally relaxed.Thrilled to see her Master after a full day of not seeing him, she wondered, what was going on between Hans and his sister? He had told her to go to the dungeon– a place Hans had not shown Marcie yet– and prepare herself. Hans had not left the room yet and was gazing down at her with those gorgeous hazel eyes and she felt herself get moist again between her legs. “Did

What The F..k
Is there a point where you can reach a Level that the Bouncers will leave you alone, I have been on hear for years and I am now an assassin, you would think that at that level they would relive that I am a human and not a computer program, I mean come on now, I am sick of getting bugged by the bouncer every ten minutes. Earlier I posted a mumm asking for help to level up, it contained no foul words or nudity, but after only being up for less then 5 minutes it was deleted by our loving fubar staff and all my points from it were revoked. I dont see where I was wrong, what rules did I break, Now I am not being allowed to post any mumms. What the hell did I do wrong. I politely asked for help to level up and put it in the form of a yea or ney question. lol this is just to funny, well at least I pulled a couple thousand points. So to all the people who voted on my mumm and tried to help me out I say thank you so much...

Poetry
I want a man A man all to myself I will treat him as a king He will be mine Love only me I will love him We will I want him Thy soul shall find itself alone 'Mid dark thoughts of the gray tomb-stone- Not one, of all the crowd, to pry Into thine hour of secrecy: Be silent in that solitude, Which is not loneliness-for then The spirits of the dead who stood In life before thee, are again In death around thee- and their will Shall overshadow thee: be still. The night- tho' clear shall frown- And the stars shall look not down, From their high thrones in the heaven, With light like Hope to mortals given- But their red orbs, without beam, To thy weariness shall seem As a burning and a fever Which would cling to thee for ever. Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish- Now are visions ne'er to vanish- From thy spirit shall they pass No more- like dew-drops from the grass. The breeze- the breath of God- is still- And the mist upon the hill Shadowy- shad

I Found A Site That Actualy Gives You What You Want
i was going thru google bored as usual so i decided to put random words in the search one of those words was ringtone. it popped a list of sites and i came across a link for a site called phonezoo.com i decided to check it out and boy was i surprised.... its the first site i have found that tells the truth about free things. all you have to do is create a screenname and password input nothing real personal of information click register and then it will bring you to another page where you have to give your number and cell phone carrier as well as and brand and model of your phone and your set. the kool thing about this site and why i am telling everyone is because you can upload music files and create your own ringtones from that file and save them and automatically send it to your phone, you can also upload pictures and games(this i haven't figured out yet)... heres the link to the site.... www.phonezoo.com hope everyone enjoys

Off For The Rest Of The Day And I Wanna Go Swimming!!!
ITS TUESDAY AND IVE GOT THE REST OF THE DAY OFF, SO I MUST RESORT TO MY OTHER PROFESSION, MAN WHORE! BECAUSE ITS TUESDAY AND I LOVE YOU LADIES SO MUCH I AM OFFERING THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF FREE 99. YES THATS RIGHT FREE 99, BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING HOME WONDERING WHAT TO DO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR DAY BY HAVING A HELL OF A TIME WITH ME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, EXCITING THRILL RIDES, EATERY, AND PRIZES ( MAY TAKE NINE MOS. FOR DELIVERY ). GAURANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ITS THE ONLY TIME YOU WONT HAVE TO LEAVE HOME TO GET THE THRILLS YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR. SO ACT NOW AND BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE YOUR VERY OWN MAN WHORE TRAINED TO DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.

Tips On Gas!!!!!!
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon: Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA, we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel, the next day is jet fuel and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallon s. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, t

To Lose And Gain
This is the last of four poems I wrote about Liz and i and our constant battles with our illnesses. This one I wrote the day she told me they said they could no longer help her. The complete set is called Learning to Dance...Someday you will see the other three. The Dance was Lost By:SRJ. ©March 18, 2008 The light began to fade, The dance floor was all scraped. I’d Tangoed my will, I’d found my way. The Dance without Lizzie is never the same. I tried to hold on, The best that I could. Her hand lost my grip, And she was carried away. All at once I saw her sway. She’d joined the last dance, The one that I always fought. I have to help her was my only thought. Try as I might I was meant to lose, The dance I needed to save her groove. Our eyes wept as she danced away, Lost forever, until that final day, When we will all dance our way To a much better place. So, I learned to dance, I’d Tangoed my will and my way. From this last dance, For now, I sorrowfull

Misc.
PONYBOY0827 ~owned by carolvision63 and Mia - The Inked Slut~@ fubar I will keep an updated list of my auctions that I'm in for this page! :) none right now! Have You Wanted To Date A Bad Girl.. Now Is Your Chance To Date One Of Sarge's Bad Girls. Come Leave Them Your Best Pick Up Line Or Date Idea. They Will Choose Their Favorite Line Or Idea. You Will Get A Minimum Of 100 Rates From The Bad Girl That Chooses You. Here Are The Bad Girls You Can Choose From. HoneyDew's Princess Vamp Morticia Sexy Green Eyes Chaos' Goddess Blueroses Tulsa's Angel Devil's Advocate

Bling Packs
WANTING BLING PACKS AND NOT AFRAID TO WORK FOR THEM...IN RETURN FOR A BLING PACK I CAN MAKE BULLETINS, PIMP OUTS, CODE LOUNGES, MAKE MORPHS, MAKE BANNERS, PERSONALIZED GRAPHICS, PERSONALIZED COMMENTS, AND MUCH MORE......PLEASE HELP! ★Purry ★Co-Owner Purrfect Sin★Sex Slave To Dj Bone Crusher , My Sexy Owner!@ fubar

If This Was U
if u had a bf and he always said i love u alot and called u so much and then to find out he cheated on u and he was not who he says he was. what would u do if this was u. if this was u would cry along in your room? if this was u would u let him make u feel along? if this was u would let him take your happeness? if this was u would let him walk all over u? if this was u would u let him hurt u? if this was u would u let mess up your life? if this was u would u let him back in? if that was me i said fuck u and and no to all the things above cause u got one life to live and if thats how he will be u can do better just what i would if that was me:) this is not for me for a friend of mine

Contest.. Please Help!!
Hey everyone, I entered a contest and I need your help. Click on the link below and comment on my picture..as many times as you like.. if i reach 60000 comments I win 120.00.. and I could really use the money for my kids..Thank you so much.. Kisses, T aka blondiewithblueeyes2002 [ fubar.com photo: 3469030659 ] or HEY Everyone! I entered a contest to see who can get 6000 comments first...I am not on here for points but I thought what the heck, I'll try, If I win I'll get a 120.00 gift card. ( could really use the money) Just go to this link and comment away, you can do so as many times as you like. Luvs ya lots, KISSES TRACI aka Blondiewithblueeyes http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1559624&albumid=1059202&i=3469030659

My Dream
My DrEam... You greet me at the door after a long days' work, I look exhausted but you can see that there is an appetite for something in my eyes that needs to be satisfied. You know just what I need……. To be submissive and not in control for this evening, and you am happy to oblige me. You take my purse from my hands and throw it on the floor, seemingly not caring about the welfare of it contents, but unbeknownst to me, you had already removed the breakable items the night before. You forcefully move behind me and pull the blindfold out of your pocket, place it over my eyes and whisper into my ear, " Don't speak or make a sound, your ass is mine for the rest of the evening, if you speak it will only delay what it is that you want for even longer" while you pull the blindfold a little too tight drawing a small whimper from me. " I told you, not a sound" that was my one and only warning, after that, I will be punished for my insolence. You take my hand and pull me around the house

Cleaning Up The Shit!!
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tannish, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weather man in New Orleans says... Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category

Friends
Wanna own me? im up for auction till aug 8th place ur bid!! xoxoxo Hello all! Im jus basically posting this blog because I have around 800 friends on here and thats alot of effin friends lol well anyways I jus want u to kno that I do greatly appreciate the love u show me and I may not always return the favor so Im askin u to lemme kno who you are so I can get back at u...I dont want anyone thinking Ima stuck up bitty lol cuz really Im not..if it wasnt for u guys I wouldnt of leveled to 19 in less than a month...u guys are truly awesome!! Love, K

True Love
What is true love... No one know Who created love... Who defines what love is Love is a legend, a myth, an empty emotion, a word without meaning To everyone love means something different To me love means an empty void that will never be filled A dark corner of my soul, me heart, my imagination That will forever be lonely, secretive, and cold Love is a practical joke that plays on your emotions Love is a word that no longer exists in my vocabulary Love is a faint memory, a hopeless dream, a fallen star, a flower that will never bloom Love is a broken heart that will never mend Love is just a whisper in the wind Never to be seen, to be felt, never to be heard Love is an empty word, an empty...four...letter...word A word that has no meaning No life No existince

Please Read!
Anyhow, I am finally off from work today and getting some much needed rest. How has everyone been? Hey stop by and leave me a message, DO NOT just rare, leave me a message. I would like to hear from you and those who read this. Thank you, Pete Anyhow, I am finally off from work today and getting some much needed rest. How has everyone been? Hey stop by and leave me a message, DO NOT just rare, leave me a message. I would like to hear from you and those who read this. Thank you, Pete I am sorry I have not kept intouch with you all on here, yes I really do care and I am here to make life long friends and if it becomes, friends, close friends or more. I would like to hear from you and yes you may rate this blog but I would like to get an e-mail or for those who have my phone number, call me. I know, since I have been home from Europe, I have been working alot and yes I know it sometimes gets in the way of my personal life. Then again when i got home, I rwas really upset that I l

Wut Happend 2 Tha Stash?
No where Else 2 put them So here ya Go.. Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums

50 Love Quotes
1. "Love comforteth like sunshine after rain" William Shakespeare in Venus & Adonis 2. "Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless". Thomas à Kempis (1380-1471), German monk, mystic, in The Imitation of Christ, pt. 3, ch. 6 (1471). 3. "Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women like to be a man’s last romance". Oscar Wilde 4. "We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities". Jacques Jacques Maritain 5. "The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring." Oscar Wilde 6."Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it... It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for.

Second Leading Reason For Devorce
I'm sure you know the 1 cause of divorce. That's right - money. But do you know what the 2 cause is? Amazingly, it's not sex. It's not infidelity. It's not verbal abuse. Nope, it's not even leaving the toilet seat up or fighting over the toothpaste cap. What is it, you ask? What is the huge problem responsible for the breakup of couples and families the world over? It's differences in parenting... Think about it - I don't know about you, but I can barely stand it if my husband doesn't treat the dog the way I want him to. Imagine having a beautiful, defenseless child dependent on you for everything, and having strong disagreements with the child's other parent about how to care for them. Maybe your partner is more strict than you are. Or perhaps they believe in spanking and you don't. Or just the opposite - you're the strict one who believes in rules and discipline, but your partner encourages your kids to do whatever they want and shirk responsibility. Iro

Women's Ass Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Playmates
BLING AUCTION! Do you love blings? Do you know what you get out of them? Would you like to have a Bling pack? Have a Limo bling? How much in fu-bucks are you willing to give? You want them?Come and get them! very single playmate is having a bling auction! Shes auction a limo bling and a small bling pack! You want them? Well come and get them! Come and place your bid! Theres soo many points you can get from them! Click on the pictures below to place your bids! You know you want them! Music Video:DON'T CHA (by Pussycat Dolls)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-31 03:55:32') red is for the blood they shed september eleventh two thousend one blue is for the tears we cried when we saw what they had done white well thats for the innocence of all the people lost we

Jokes And Humor
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "

For Me
Negative Calorie Vegetables Asparagus Beet Root Broccoli Cabbage Carrot Cauliflower Celery Chicory Hot Chili Cucumber Garden cress Garlic Green Beans Lettuce Onion Radish Spinach Turnip Zucchini Negative Calorie Fruits Apple Blueberries Cantaloupe Cranberry Grapefruit Honeydew Lemon/Lime Mango Orange Papaya Peach Pineapple Raspberry Strawberry Tomato Tangerine Turnip Watermelon

Swing Or No Swing
I talked to my friend S today (going to leave her name out because of respect.) Her and her husband are swingers. I have thought about this kind of lifestyle (I guess you could call it) off an on over the past 10+ years. I am wondering how many people Swing and the rules some people have when the swing.

Well... Louisiana Here I Come
Well I'm not liking this at all. BUT it's happening and I can't really fight it anymore. So I'm packing up and moving. Matter of fact, this is my last week in Texas. I can't believe I'm even saying that. But I'm moving to Denham Springs Louisiana. It's a small town about 30 minutes North of Baton Rouge. There are lots of pluses to moving too. There is a school there for my Daughter that can help her deal with the ordeal she has just been through with being missing and all. Which I am very excited about! We'll have land of our own. LOT of it! 75 acres of land with a 15+ acre lake sitting on it, a river that runs through it, a pond, and a forested area. So that's cool. It's about a 4 hour drive to the Florida coast. About a 2 hour drive to the Louisiana coast. So tons of fishing. There's also casinos! LOL Not to mention the sheer history of the state which I think will be cool to learn about and explore all the historical sites. And the Ghost Hunting will be AWESOME!!! So ..

Various Music
theme songs - Nintendo - Super Mario Brothers.mp3 - Nintendo - Remixes - Tetris Happy Hardcore Techno.mp3 - Nintendo - Remixes - Tetris Happy Hardcore Techno Ice Box (Remix)-2007 - Omarion ft.Usher & Fabolous

Help Needed
Club FAR Strike Force Team is in need of Greeters, Pimps/Pimpettes, & Enforcers. Each title holds its own main responsibility but at same time you will be at times responsible for all Team duties. - PIMP & PIMPETTES: These members will put out premade bulletins on a weekly basis, for members of their teams who are close to leveling, who have birthdays for that week and to promote and invite members to our Family. They will also have premade comments to go leave on Fubarians pages inviting them to our GREAT FAMILY. - SECURITY/ENFORCERS duties : These are not bullies or people who will go and get disrespectful with members. There jobs are to help regulate members for FANNING ADDING & RATING, also to ensure members have a verified salute pic, constantly on their profile and have Club F.A.R. in their names at all times. Placement in their name can be anywhere and members can be part of any other family they wish to be in. - GREETERS: These members will go to new team members

Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo

Things Kids Say
The kids are constantly in and out of the livingroom. Well during one of the younest's trips into the livingroom. he sees my paper from my salute that i did last nite. And as he is looking as it. He informs me that my "i" in tink is upside down.. Poor guy was completely confused when i told him i knew and that mommy did that on purpose.. lol Him and his brother are constantly informing hubby and I that we dont write anyway. We scribble... ha ha ha

Fun
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC

Poems That I Wrote
My heart I give to her with faith and trust My soul mate life with her until my dieing day a must Afraid as we both are I know in my heart she feels the same As partners for life a team in a life thats no game We're taking our time making sure the right paths we're taking This time no mistakes a unbreakable bond and solid foundation we're making Love every night is what what we'll be shaken Next to her every morning is where I want to awaken As i go throught the empty feeling of missing her another day I sometimes think to myself what things would be like if they went another way Sometimes emptyness grows so strong i want to ball up and cry Knowing that she's coming homes is what gets my eyes dry For me it's her that makes life for me worth another try

Dropkick
I first meet this man at the Cammen street Tracks. In no shape for Success headed nowhere to fast. He may have been someone once by the sound of his call, now he answers to no one. NO-ONE AT ALL! We all die alone, He shouted as he Passed. with no sense of regret, he never looked back. For, his pride was wounded, his ego was strong. Yea, that was his Trouble, and this is his Song! He said we die alone, in this case you were right. No friends by your side, no family in sight. Nobody know's coming your way, and up this time. so, go count the cash, don't you leave it behind His friends come and go. Like seasons and Tide, He can't keep a women they all realized. He loves them, breeds them, takes what he needs. He's loyal to no one, no one at all. You were brought up well, still inspired and all. you were touched by nothing, watch a man fall. Put a foot on his back, to get up and a view. Cause your loyal to No-one. NO-ONE BUT YOU! He said we die alone, in t

Auction
Hey yall thats right i am up for auction with lots to give cum and check it out and if u cant bid just leave a comment MUAH http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1894141&albumid=1110967&i=1556657609&idx=3 http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1894141&albumid=1110967 i am up for auction with lots to offer so if u want to have fun come bid on sweeettits. Lotsa luv yall

Mind Your Own Buisness!!!
OK SO IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY MAN OR WOMAN UP AND SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A CHICKEN SHIT. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. MY PERSONAL LIFE IS NOBODYS BUISNESS. I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS FOR MY LIFE AND MY CHILDRENS LIFE AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY I AM WRONG OR THAT I HURT SOMEONE CAUSE YOU ONLY KNOW ONE SIDE OF THE STORY. SO YES I AM WITH NOLI IN REAL LIFE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE SO. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN F**K OFF. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A LIL B**CH!!!

Ahh Kids
my neice 5 yrs old: "there's this old ugly troll who lives under the bridge. and the bridge is made of caca" in the car with daddy driving home:"want fries with that shake" yells out to boy's walkin by on the street. yesterday singing in the hall way: "I want you, i want you so bad baby" from Sgt Pepper movie..

The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young

Someday
Why is the hardest path the simplest And the simplest path the hardest Why are people who are rich are poor And people who are poor are rich Why is there no where to hide in a world of darkness Why do we do the things we do Why do we chose the paths that we take Why do we not learn from our mistakes Why do we fall and never try to get up Why do we live but never live Why do we see but never see Why do we love but never get loved Why do we feel so alone in a world of so many people Why is no longer in a world of no more Someday the sun will shine Someday my world will rotate Someday my heart will stop aching Someday it will feel your love Someday I will wake up and see your smile again Someday I will stop asking “when” or “if” And realize that…. that someday will never happen I will never feel your love again I will never stop aching cause I let you go I will never see the sun rise the way I did with your arms around me I will never stop asking “w

Staff Needed
need greeters get ahold of me if u want the job babyboo_2007_920 staff needed tell me what u want to do if u dont kno how i will teach u how to do it send u all the info on yahoo or here whatever is easier for u staff meetings r held just comment and tell me promters needed if u dont kno how ill show u how to do bullies amd everything else

Club Far
TEAM STRIKEFORCE Captains : Addictive, MishNumber1 & Jennicense Greeters : SexyGranny1967 Promoter : Southern Stunna Addictive~CLUB FAR~ MishNumber1 ♥ Of BC FWC WISEUKF SUP Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Club F.A.R. Strike Force Team Co-Capt.* Spanker* DSC Member* SexyGranny1967 ♥ Shadow Leveler ♥ Club FAR ♥ S*U*P ♥ fu~owned by JONLEE74 Southern Stunna Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~FU-ANGEL Jackie{Asst chief promoter of fu luv bomb squad}[ClubFAR]~fu-owned by emt380~ Mickstatts- * WISEUKF* Club F.A.R.* ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~*Pebbles*~ enter my contest see blo

Lisa's Random Thoughts
I know I haven't been here in a while ... sorry about that. There's been so much going on, that I haven't been able to do much of anything for myself. However, the stuff I removed from here was a result of some of things that has happened. I'm not going to get into all of that right now though. I'm fine *see me smile?*. My youngest brother (MC) has moved in with us (per request from my other younger brother JC). JC felt that MC needed some boot-camp-for-a-direction-of-life training. He's got nothing, and is in need of serious guidance. Needless to say, big sister is pulling a "drill sgt" on him (because our own parents won't do it). I'm having to set schedules, hold and control his money (or he blows it on useless junk), and teach him how to be self-disciplined, respectable, and honorable. Sadly, our parents didn't teach us any of these things .. I had to teach myself; and my youngest brother needs to learn them too. This isn't a permanent situation though. It's just going to take s

I Need U Andi
well you done done me and you bet i felt it i tried to get you but you're so hot that i melted i fell right through the cracks and i'm trying to get back before the cool done run out i'll be giving it my bestest nothin's going to stop me but devine intervention i reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait, i'm yours well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you're free look into your heart and you'll find love love love listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me ah la peaceful melody its your godforsaken right to be loved love loved love love so i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i'm sure theres no need to complicate our time is short this is our fate, i'm yours i been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror and bendin over backwards just to try to see it clearer my breath fogged up the glass so i drew a new face and laughed i guess wha

King Of Pain Pimp Out
I am being actioned off right now and hopefully some of you good people will be willing to take advantage of me and what i have to offer! Just click the picture below and place your bids!! Thanks for your time and interests and let the highest bidder win!!!

My Lady
To Midnight by LateNiteFantasy© 10 to Midnight A Twinkle In your eyes A song in your words... You can’t believe how alive I feel How desperate for my life I am You’ll never know the sheer unadulterated pleasure of a simple drawn breath just a hug just a touch just a kiss burning type of lies and joy pleasing internet images, wanting... afraid... hoping. Faceless, vacant of soul & truth but still in need, like any person. I want her She wants you Praying Dreaming Need Wanting to fly... Looking in the darkness of night Despite the curtain of night You share the same twinkling stars You both see the galaxies twinkling stars galaxies Formation – all yours’. Hers’ & yours’. Maybe you’ll meet her one day, Running embraces, passionate kisses, Making love till the sun sets and starts Maybe the words & images will transcend fear, into truth... hope and maybe love But for now you have the stars. Wind blowing signifies a kiss, A shooting star a wish

The Year Of The Rooster
1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 People born in the Year of the Rooster are deep thinkers, capable, and talented. They like to be busy and are devoted beyond their capabilities and are deeply disappointed if they fail. People born in the Rooster Year are often a bit eccentric, and often have rather difficult relationship with others. They always think they are right and usually are! They frequently are loners and though they give the outward impression of being adventurous, they are timid. Rooster people's emotions like their fortunes, swing very high to very low. They can be selfish and too outspoken, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave. They are most compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

Rooster
The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of trusting behavior can

Only A Dream??
When she looks at me, I can't hide anything. When she looks into my eyes, my heart skips a beat. When she sits beside me, its hard to breathe. When she pushes against me, I can't stop myself from Smiling. When I look at her, I see an Angel When I touch her, I'm the one who gets chills. When I think about her, a smile spreads across my face. When I talk to her, I forget about the world around me. I think I love her, but I don't know if she loves me. I can't stop thinking about her, I wonder if she thinks of me. Will I ever be able to tell her the truth? Or will I have to keep it hidden? I feel as though if I lost her, I would lose everything. But the funny thing is... I don't really have her. Will my wish ever come true? Or will it only be a dream?

Ohh The Pretty Lights...
A Revised Fairy Tale: .. .. I don't need to be rescued or saved. I pretty much love me a whole damn lot. But what I do need is simple yet completely hard to find. So therefore I choose to revise my own fairy tale. A person who just cant wait to tell me something just because he knows it might make me laugh. The person who just cant sleep ….if he doesn't say good night. The one that for no reason will grab my hand and hold it….just well just because. Words mean so little now a day. Truly actions are the only thing one can judge. Life throws us up and downs. But to have the person who will understand my moods. Know when I am just being well the typical *female*. And will still say okay your being weird but I love you….Time waits for no person …. I recently sat on a porch with a man I have so much love for I cant even describe it. As he smiled at me…..I got it….all the years he has been telling me …keep it simple. Judge only on action. Thank you my white man… I am no longer waiti

So You Wanna Own Me???
I am up for auction with Sultry...so come place your bids now!!! Auction will end July 21st!! Just click this link and go to my pic and comment me with your bid :) Much love and good luck to yall!!! *Kisses* Yall need to GO BID...it's the last day to own me!!! Show me your love...You can Use Bling packs, VIPS, HH, and Blasts as well for bidding...and I do love the fubucks...so come spoil me and Bid HIGH!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=709063&albumid=1112465&i=2560742016&idx=5 (Copy and paste the link above into your browser!! )

Ugh Life
Isnt life just so fun sometimes we are all brought up to respect and love others but do we really want to Respect shouldnt be giving it should be earned And Love just gets you hurt or cause's nothing but trouble so why do we bother to do any of them is it in our nature to want to be respected and loved by others is it a need that we must have to feel complete in our lifes or just something we have been brain washed to belive me personaly i dont care if you dont respect me o well if ya dont love me liek i care all they ever did for me was get me into troulbe or get me hurt so ask your self why do we feel like we have to love a respect people even when we dont want to Most people would rather love the wrong people instead of the good ones and give respect to people who dont deserve like i said respect should be earned not expected and love should be real and not just a word throw around like a ball But really should we belive what we were brought up to belive and what we see on TV movies

Drama
LISTEN I MIGHT NEED TO TYPE ALL THIS IN BLOOD! I DONT NEED OR WANT NO BODYS FUCKIN MAN ON HERE I HAVE MY FUCKING OWN! HES PLENTY TO DEAL WITH WITH OUT ADDING ANOTHER! JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO MALES ON HERE DOESNT MEAN I FUCKIN WANT THEM~ WTH IN THE LAST 3-4 WEEKS IVE BEEN ACUSED OF WANTING SOME FUCKING CHICS MAN ON HERE! IF I WANT OR WANTED YOUR MAN ID DONE HAVE HIM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE~ SORRY ABOUT THIS BLOG IM JUST ANGRY OVER BULSHIT ON HERE~

Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista

Getting It Done
In March I caught my husband cheating and packed all my stuff and put it into storage and moved away. I stuck around thinking i might could salvage the marriage of only five months. The bitch he ran off to cuz she makes more money than I has it coming to her with Karma he has a habit of doing this and she thinks she is all that and more an has told me she will win i need to move on. It is amazing the stages you go thru when your heart is broken and how you actually lose yourself. The one who breaks your heart calls and you drop what your doing to see what they want odd how that works. Woke one morning and found myself and realize i was in the healing stage finally! Told his sorry ass he could get a job and pay for the divorce or have his new love do it for him because I refused to pay for it. On June 27th, 2008 I went to the mail box and wow the Ass paid a lawyer to file the papers, he has lied and didnt mention the reason for the divorce was because he was marked a Cheat

Phoenix's Bully
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE

Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.

Forbidden Fruit
Everyone has a tree of forbidden fruit, you may not notice it at first, but its there, calling your name , until one day you turn to look at it, hanging there looking soooo ripe and beautiful. You walk over to it, wanting to taste it, but you know it not right. So you walk away making it through another day. Only to awaken with it calling once again. So you walk over and touch it, then taste it only with your tongue, mmmm so sweet, so you bite it and as the juices flow down your throat, you close your eyes enjoying the pleasure of its taste and feel until its gone.you walk away and all the while need and wanting more. Trying to get through the nights, but its in your system so deep it consumes you. Having you in the middle of the night needing the next taste, and with every bite stealing your soul, your mind until it controls your every move, want every waking moment until you can no longer think for yourself. Losing more and more of you, what is the name of this forbidden fruit, I sp

Second To None
These are some words I need to say to you and you'll know where Im coming from by the time Im through. When I tell you I love you,DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When I stroke your ego when your feeling blue and trying to show how much Im feeling you.DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When Im up all night trying to make it right, and agree with you to avoid a fight, DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When you feel like you have no friends, I'll be there for you until the very end, SO DON'T TAKE ME THERE. So when everything is said and done, What Im trying to say boo is,THIS GIRL COME SECOND TO NONE!!!!!

Find Ur Self
Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear then, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if y

From Kate
AngelGurl Happy Birthday to my Good Friend, AngelGurl!!!!! Let's all help make this the Best Birthday she's Ever celebrated! Please go to her page and show her the Fu-Love--Birthday Style!!! AngelGurl@ fubar This Birthday Bulletin Brought to You By LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ ♡Proud Spanker Family Member♡@ fubar

True Friendship
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO IS THERE FOR YOU,SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY TRUE BLUE. A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL CALL YOU OUT WHEN YOUR WRONG AND HAVE YOU SINGING A WHOLE NEW SONG. A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE THERE REGUARDLESS OF HOW MANY FIGHT YOU HAVE AND STANDS STRONG BEHIND YOU LIKE MOSES STAFF. A FRIEND WILL STAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SEE, JUST HOW STRONG A PERSON YOU CAN BE,THEY WILL CRY WITH YOU, MAYBE EVEN FIGHT WITH YOU,BUT JUST REMEMBER THEY ONLY WANT WHAT BEST FOR YOU,

Never Say Never!!!
STOP USING I LOVE U SO LOOSELY ,I HAVE RELIZED SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOVE YOU, TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. ITS LUST NOT LOVE, SO GET IT RIGHT. DON'T EVER SAY NEVER OR EVER SAY FOREVER, BECAUSE NEVER ISN'T EVER AND FOR EVER IS JUST TOO FAR AWAY. OK SOMONE TOOK THAT LAST BLOG TO HEART, IF THE SHOE FIT WEAR IT, DAMN IT

My Blog Lol
It's very simple, the person who will bid the most personal NSFW pictures including some new ones for my own personal viewing pleasure. Must be more than 20 total pictures. The prize is 30,000 fu bucks. We all know that regular sex is an important part of a healthy, happy relationship, but did you know that regular sex is also an important part of a healthy, happy body? Indeed, sex is more than just a pleasurable activity — it is a big part of who we are, both emotionally and physically. A recent Newsweek article found that regular sex has six amazing health benefits — it can increase a youthful appearance, it can promote the production of germ-fighting antibodies, it can strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor, it can burn calories, it can stabilize a woman’s menstrual cycle and it can offer natural pain relief in the form of orgasms. While a healthy sex life can contribute to a healthy body, an unhealthy body can also contribute to an unhealthy sex life. If your sex life has been la

New To The Fu
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!

Just Some Thoughts
Really some rambling thoughts... Hmmm...Spent some time today thinking ( That itself is dangerous!!!) I've really had too much thought time( Is that possible?) On my page I spoke about some health problems.What you may not know is I used to weigh 200 lbs... Yea more fat stuff!!! I also used a wheelchair off and on for a couple of years and still have trouble walking sometimes.Now, I am able to get around more but I still have two left feet!!! This is a problem that will only get worse.So, Life to me is very important. I have two discs missing from my lower back.(Parts shorted ...:::giggles::: Anyone have extras?) It causes me a great deal of pain. gotta live with some huh? Nonetheless...reading all the comments in mumms about fat people and wheelchair use really P...me off!!!And ex's and God and... Try not to laugh...!!! I really try not to curse,Doesn't mean I ever have or ever will again.Just not my thing..'nuff said. Anywho...those that have estudad running amuc

Sexy
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yo

Some Serious Thoughts!!
Lately I’ve been asked what I’m looking for in a man so I’ve been giving it some thought…not like I haven’t been for 3 years… I do know that throughout those years my needs and desires have changed as I’ve waded through a lot of tough times. Looking back I’ve thought about those needs and desires and I know full well that if they’d have been fulfilled, they would have led to misery and heartache. So how do I trust those feelings now? Will they not change again in 2 months, 6 months…a year? Is there any way I can know for sure what I’m wanting in a man? I think there is...for me. This is not a blog “generalizing” women. I own this one alone. For me, to gage what I need and want from a man is to examine where I am today…alone. When I can honestly say I’m “ok” with being alone then it “squares” with my needs and desires. To live my life daily, I don’t need a man…I am independent. My desire is already being filled by choosing to live my life my way. Is that enough? Yes. Is

The Search
I want to wake up in a different place, wake to see her beautiful face, to feel to know she is the one to trust and hope it's never undone. Trust comes hard to those who've had it stripped away, Still I hope to find it again someday. Why waste time searching to find what may not exist. Is the reward you may find after spending your time worth the risk. How many times can a heart be broken, how many words can be left unspoken Still I find myself a junkie in need of a fix, a habit the junkie wishes he could kick, with heart aching trembling shaking, in an endless search for the forever high, will it be found before.......

Ms.amber's Blogs
When a woman loves a man... When a woman loves a man... she throws herself into his heart. always ready with a smile or a sweet kiss. She’s not blind to his shortcomings. yet knows when to turn a blind eye, after all a "perfect" man does not exist. When a woman loves a man... she takes his brooding in stride, wants to fix his pain, be his brightest day. She often ignores her own needs, Choosing to focus on her man, Even when he forgets the words to say. So smile when you see her... Make sure she knows she’s on your mind. embrace her eyes in that way of old...just like the first time... Tell her how warm her heart makes you feel Hold her just a bit too long...until the last song. Until the last song. When a woman loves a man... she knows he’s just a big old child, saving all his nickels for "GTA IV". She can overlook so much now with a wan smile and slight headshake, just as long as he keeps her safe and warm. When a woman loves a man... Fo

Who Wants 2 Own Supergirl
Wanna Own §uPe®Gi®L øƒ JLM?????????? Come Place your Bids or atleast a picture rate! Here is what I'm offering you! 1) Owned in name 2) Rate all pics 3) Rate all stash 4) Gifts and comments daily if VIP is bought 5) Personal Phone Calls 6) PimpOut on page 7) Yahoo ID 8) Added to Family More you bid more I offer!! Just Click either of tha Pictures below!! (repost of original by '* §üPe®Gi®£ øƒ JLM * ÐJ §üpërMÅn'§ ƒü ~ Wiƒe *' on '2008-07-07 16:53:25')

Profile Link
SequiriouS@ fubar Do you know why, A dozen roses means so much to your spouse, girlfriend or even a friend? Well, sit down, and hold on, this ole country boy going to tell you why. You can get many colors of roses, RED for LOVE, BLUE for PIECE, YELLOW for FRIENDSHIP, PURPLE for ROYATY, and they have some ROSES has multi colors in it for us with MANY different types of PERSONALITIES and a GREAT and CHARMING since of HUMOR. 12 roses make a dozen. 1 month out of a whole year, your girl wants a dozen roses. RIGHT? It is called Valentine's Day. Here is the logic behind this. There are 12 months in a year. They are 12 Roses in a Dozen. 1 day, out of 1 month, out of 12 months is a day to show your girl how much you love her. You give them a dozen roses like they want, in one day, but they take each rose for one month for 12 months and by the next Valentine's Day they are ready for the next 12 roses. This shows them you are promising to keep you

Great Friends!!
Please show Love to these wonderful people: SouthernBaby, A great friend: ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar PreciousMoments, Another Great Friend: Preciousmoments@ fubar ~MARIA~ *SEXY LETTE FROM KENTUCKY* ~ ~CLUB MYSTIC~@ fubar Please show them some love. Mae Mae, A great friend and my owner: † MaE - mAe †{CLUB MYSTIC}{SHADOW LEVELERS}* Owner of Jade&Jaksonsmom*@ fubar My Sister: gaigeandmorgynsmom~ Club Mystic~@ fubar Kristeen76, A great friend: * Kristeen76*owned by jade&jaksonsmom Member of TheUniversal Alliance ,MAD HATTERS,The IRA.and G

My Perception
I know I am just being ridiculous but I can not help myself. I have a boy and I love him but I can not help but feel I am over saturating him with my presence. I want to be able to just give him time away but it hurts me when I don't get to see him or hear from him. I feel like I have nobody all my friends are to far or to busy to hang out with me anymore, things are just so different than it use to be. I use to be without a guy just fine I don't know why he effects me so. I just wish I didn't have to ask him to hang out with me every time. Today has been a worse day than normal. I was so ready to hang out with him after work I brought over my computer and my cuddle blanket and he just took off after work and hasn't called me since I was really looking forward to seeing him today too... so much suckage ... I'm not okay. ~All I ever wanted was to be rescued from myself~

Nicolas Flamel
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for a t

Bath
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Court
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:

Sex....the Cure All!!!!
I just have to say that it always amazes me the power of sex! People say when they don't want to do it that they have a headache? Well hell....that's no excuse b/c sex will CURE it!!! I have been so sick the last couple of days and didn't think I had the strength tonight when my boyfriend wanted to, but OMG....I did it and 2 orgasms later I feel a ton better! So if you're feeling bad....go screw!!! Whoo-hoo!

I Need Your Help!!!!!
ok people check do u remember how hard it is to start a lounge... well im going throught your pain all of us at UR Choice Radio need your help folks.. Well heres the deal im will to pay any one that put my code on there page 5000 fu bucks to put it on there 4 12 hours and plus all the f/a/r and rate all ur default pix.... Please remember the pain to get it start we need your help!!!! And if ur a good friend u dont get the fu bucks lol peace i love all my friends and thank you atomic dj oh yeah it would be right to do this join if u want This Is Freedom Atomic DJ @ UR Choice FM ok check it out to anyone who takes a picture of my blast and sends it to me or notifies me to rip it first... The prize 10,000 fubucks.... get at me you dj at UR Choice Radio Atomic Dj HEY CHECK IT OUT YA'LL I HAVENT BEEN ON FUBAR IN A MONTH IM MAKING MY COME BACK WE ARE CELERBRATING IN MY LOUNGE UR CHOICE RADIO BABY DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER U WANT BLING I GOT IT W

Another Update
Hey all....back earlier this year I found out that I have seizures and before that I found out that I have an A-Fib heart (broken or 3rd beat either one...lol) Well...after all the stress since my first marriage 9 years ago to now, it has finally festered up to the point where I had to go to the hospital because I was having worse fits tonight....It scared me when I found out what happened...I had banged my forehead against the car window hard to the point it was making my head in one spot produce a bump. I had to be pulled out of the car and put into the wheelchair and practically picked up onto the bed in the ER. They took blood, did eeg, ekg...cat scans and xrays. after being there for about 4 1/2 hours I was finally let go to leave. The doc told me my tests came back negative, and they found sinusitis in my sinuses...I was like sheesh........whoop-ti-freaken-do. The doc came to me and asked me if I wanted the bad news, I was like OK...now what?...He read my files from my past ER/

Juggalo Faith
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does not hurt or seek to d

Pleasure Dome
We are The Newest Place In Fu-Land. We are a Great Group of People. We are all Family here. We love to have fun. We enjoy joking. And playing some Hot Tunes. So Grab a chair or a Dance parter an hit the dance floor. We Hope to See you Really Soon.

For Betty By Me From The Bad Wolfy
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8

Music List
========================================== "FOR MY SIMPLE MAN" ======================================== A MAN ONCE SANG THIS SONG TO ME WHILE WE SAT HOLDING EACH OTHER ON MY COUCH....THIS IS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET.....JUST A MEMORY I WANTED TO SHARE

For A Friend
Come see Spanish at the cell Playmate Lil Spanish Mamita is up for auction. If you would like the chance to own this vixen click on the picture below to get started The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®

Gemini Horoscope
The atmosphere is changing slightly today as a planetary change marks the beginning of a new period in which things may be a little rocky for you in the department of love and beauty, dear Gemini. Hopefully you can carry the success and tenderness from the past three weeks into these next weeks, but realize that you may need to add a bit of flare. Come out of your shell a bit more and bask in the sunshine. Lmao, Yea definatly in the beauty department for sure. A quiet evening spent at home in the company of your significant other might be just what the doctor ordered for today, dear Gemini. You're feeling less concerned with passion than with simply basking in the comfort of your beloved one's presence, and you might be in a very domestic mood, wanting to cook and bake. Your friend may at first want to go out, but could decide otherwise very quickly, so don't push. Enjoy your evening. We know this one is far from the truth. Quiet evening with kids..lol..no way that would hap

I Have The Greatest Friends
I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you to all of the really great friends that Ive made since coming to Fubar. I really appreciate each and everyone of you. As you can see by now, Ive taken down my pictures. No one is being blocked and no one has hurt me. I just got a little caught up in the alternate reality that comes along with real people "hanging" out in a place that doesnt really exist. I dont need to be "owned" or "protected" although I really do appreciate the sentiment. No one has run me off. This is my decision. So you guys...BEHAVE yourselves..lol You know who im talking about. I will be watching ;) and I'll be checking in so please talk to me. Its only for a little while, and I promise I will be back with more pool pics...just for you Security..so play nice while im gone. Each one of you holds a very special place in my heart. ~Lisa

Auction!!!!
~MY FIRST AUCTION AND I AM ON FIRE FOR A NEW OWNER TO OWN ME! LOOK AT ME AND DON'T FORGET TO RATE OR BID PLEASE..........................! CHECK IT OUT! OWN MY HEART FOR A MONTH CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BID ON ME! (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~' on '2008-07-09 06:58:40')

And She Went Running!
I stepped on a scale today... Hmmm...I dropped 10 lbs since I've started running. (Yes, I've done it every day except one, but it was raining) Go Team Me! I really needed to burn off some stress today, so I figured the running would do it. It certainly gave me a lot of time to think. I had a shitty day at work yesterday...and because someone wants me gone so bad...they pulled something that backfired on them, and got 2 OTHER girls fired in the process. NOT ONLY THAT, but one higher up employees found out she was going to get investigated, she walked out. So now I have to contemplate whether I want to stay at the current job, or get a new one. I don't want to work with mean people...What they did was seriously cruel...I proved them all wrong with the accusation, I feel good about that, but now so many other people are being questioned, and I'm sure more people are going to get fired...And unfortunately, the ones who are going to get fired, are the hardworking ones. My boss serio

My Diamonds!
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêÐ ß¥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar

Photo Contest
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs

About Me.
Today I am having a real problem with being so bored and lonely. I just want to leave work and go home and vegitate. I know that this is not a good thing, cause I need to be at work every day in order to pay bills. I think it must be depression or something. Soon, I will be writing more about my entire life...for anyone that is interested in reading it anyway. Bye for now... Darla Will be at River Run Campground! A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always t

My '13k' Contest
WOOOHOOOOO I am so excited!!!! My 1st Opportunity to Win Something Here!!!! Thank You Tee!!!!& fellow FuBombers Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs(Comments) on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Thank You for your help in advance!!!!! OUR LOVED & GENEROUS HDPetesUltra is in a TATTOO BOMBING & RATE CONTEST...... HE NEVER ASKS US FOR ANYTHING YET HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE TO LEVEL US UP OR DO WHATEVER WE NEED OR JUST TO MAKE US SMILE...... LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LOVE IN RETURN BY RATING HIS PIC & DROPPING SOME COMMENTS!!!!

In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cropped an

Out Of Office Automatic Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352

Married
So as everyone knows I am married...if you don't know I am!! I love my hubby very much...my hubby is away and stupid people need to stop making up rumors and saying that I am single...WFT anywhoo if this is the site they thought I was on...then know that your a bastard to spread a rumor like that ex. being where you are!! How dare you try to make our marriage one of your toys..shame on you!! I love my hubby more then anything in the worl I would like to let everyone on her know that~~!! Mrs.Perry

Oh My
Migraines with Aura These migraines are rarer and typically have the following warning signs: Disturbance to vision up to 60 minutes before pain begins (the aura) Neurological disturbances that can include: Blind spots, flashing lights, blurred vision Tingling in the hands and/or feet Numbness Speech difficulties Weakness in half the body shes like banging something on the walls and screaming super loud with a bunch of friends she knows i have kids as well i so wanna go beat her ass!!!its 10 at night and she is waking my lil girl and my son cant get to sleep either can i......im super pissed i could just bash her face in with my foot! Please note: We are not able to reply to individual emails regarding marijuana and panic disorder, or in regards to any other symptoms that may occur as a result of using marijuana or any other similar drugs. Please speak with your doctor or therapist about any questions you may have. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is the most effec

Lucien's Junk
Alright so Jadarae (another author) and I jsut released "I AM A WoFer" it came out pretty cool I think. If you want to take a listen www.lucienmaier.com/wof I will give out stories here but for now. you can check out my whole site. there is a ton of stories, and poems for free. Check it out and let me know what I should improve!

I'm Back
Wanted to say hi to everyone and say thanks for not forgetting me . I have been off line for a while now . I have alot of things that have changed since I was last on. I have moved and am now living in Texas. I have moved out here to start a new life .We all need a new start every now and than and this is it for me . I hope everything is well for all of you . Thank you again for not forgetting about me .Have a great day . Tom

Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i

Friends
Theres alot of things that I can say about my friend MOP but one things allways stands out. His ability to open his heart up. Like usual the circumstance of how I came across Mop is forgotten but I remeber feeling completely comfortable with him. Like I had known him forever. We have this uncanning ability to be honest and ourselves when were together. I remeber all the times we stayed up late, sparing in the mumms. Trying to one up the other. I belive I usually win, he might say different but we all know whos the sarcastic bitch around here. I have to say to really be my friend you have to put up with my blunt sometimes way to direct opinions. And boy has Mop heard them all. Its amazing that all it takes to cheer him up is to insert two pencils up my nostrils and call it a day. He reminds me on a constant basis that you can open yourself up and belive that true love is out there. That with allowing yourself to be open to the experiance is the only way to find that speci

Why Is The World Nutless
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas

When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y

So I received this text from one of my best friends, Dave, today. It had a great message...although I've read it before it stuck me kind of hard today. It read... "Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it." Nothing could be more true at this point in life. Dont really know why I'm posting this in a blog...but ya know...thought I'd share it. Maybe someone else will find it as influencial as I do.

Life And Love....
so i met an amazing guy. and it has only been a few weeks and i thought...well, i dont know what i thought. i knew his situation was complicated, but i didnt know he was still wanting or kinda still w/ someone else. but he is. and as much as i wanted him to choose to be w/ me. i understand that he has to choose her. and i know we are hopefully still gonna talk and hang out and hopefully be there for each other. but i was fallin for him, and he knew it. but he also knew that i was tryin my hardest to not to. and i guess if it is meant to be w/ this other girl then great. and if it is meant to be for me and him, then it will be. but until i find the guy for me i will have raymon. i have school and work and drama w/ my ex boyfriend to keep me busy. i have my teddy bear to cuddle w/ at night. i just dont have the love of a man. and i probably wont for a long time. so as much as it will be hard to not hear "i love you" from someone other then my monster, i know i will always have my monster

New Stories
I have several really HOTTTT original stories in my other blog. If you are going to read 'Hooked', please start with Chapter 1 and read the chapters in order. I recommend starting with 'Fantasy', then 'Imagine', then 'Southern Summers', then 'Hooked'. If you can read all of these in one sitting, you are 'hardcore'. :-)

So Here I Am
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.

What A Life
Just got a new (old) horse...I feel so bad for him. He's been without food and water for five days, is bone thin and sick. Why in gods name do people, who think taking care of horse, is so easy, that when they decide it's not covenant, are willing to let the poor thing die from starvation. Maybe it would be the thing to tie them up for five days without food and water and see how they like it. Sure hope the guy makes it...time will tell

Hepatitis C Virus
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census

A Friend In Need Of Help
Hi all. My friend is in her very first contest. She's a very sweet woman and she don't ask for nothing in return. I thought I would ask my friends to come and help as much as you can. So if you have a chance, Please help her. Ever little bit helps. You friend Kisses Hello everyone. My friend is in need of some help. If you can Please help her out as much as you can. Thank you all for the love. The link to her pic is http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=390491&albumid=1102420&i=628972801

Repost From A Sexy Lexy!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...

Bald Men Make Better Lovers
Being bald i've long realised that bald men make much better lovers! recently unnamed females have dared to disagree with this statement (obviously not based on personal experience of me lol) So waht do you think ladies....Bald Men.....Hot or Not?

Giveaways-need To Get These Done So We Can Move On And Help Our Friends=)need My Friends(repost)
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾

Me
Well ... I had to go home sick yesterday. I don't know why but about an hour into my shift ... I was SOOO nauseated and ill. I could barely stand up straight. Nope, I am not preggy. Nope I did not drink the night before. Just ... ill. it took me almost half the day to recover. And ... yes. My living room is flooded ... AGAIN. MUCH worse than last time. I didn't have to steam the carpet ... it was dry quick. But this time it seems its going to go all the way across the floor. Good thing I didn't move stuff back in there, huh? Seems like the neighbor kids have been kicking the sprinklers again and we had the sprinklers shut off so my landlord could fix it ... but some idiot turned them back on again. So ... half of my carpet is pretty well soaked. Bleh. It smells like mold. So ... my fun day. Today is my friday at least! yay! I used to have a profile on here awhile ago. I deleted it because ... well ... I don't know! I didn't get on here very much and it kept changing its na

My Lover,my Life
The Lord & his Lady Well July 4,2008 was a very Joyous Occassion.m'Lady Witoka (Deanna)& I Lord Wolf (Jeff)Finally met.To Declare our Love for 1 another.We spent 5 Glorious Days & Nights together. For the Longest Time I was Afraid I felt I wasn't good enough for her..But the Love we have for each other has Prevailed.Deanna is so Thoughtful,Kind,Loving,Down to Earth, Ginuwine an most Beautiful.Best 5 Days of my Life,.She is my Shining Star my Life,She is my Love I have Searched, for seems like for Centuries.I have finally exsperianced her undieing Love,I am ever so Greatful.I Love You Deanna, all my Heart & Soul,I Cherish You Deanna,You are my Dream Girl,My Life. How our Saga Began: Deanna was my First Royal Elite Bomber when I Co-Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Back around Febuary-March 07. She has been my Fubar Wife 2x's.An is now Owner of the Kingdom of Wolves,that I also Founded.Deanna & I have been threw much Turmoil but Hopefully th

Mistress And Other Bdsm Training Tips!
Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persuaded to not have an orgasm or distracted from their body's natural orgasmic response. But if you can not learn these basics, you will not have an effective orgasm control tr

My Pimp Outs
> > > Let's POUR OUT SOME SUGAR and help her celebrate her Birthday!!! If you do NOT yet know one of the sweetest people on the FU, you really should! She is one of the nicest people on the FU, AND she is the founder of The Burning Desires Leveling Crew also. She is a GIVER, not a taker, or user, and she has a heart of gold! SHE HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU when you have needed her, so NOW it IS YOUR TURN to repay her, and help her get as close to PROPHET as she can. So POUR SOME SUGAR ON HER,(you KNOW you want to) by clicking below: BIRTHDAY GURL♥AUTO'zzz on ♥ FAN/R8/BLING ♥ SeXiMilf ♥"™@ fubar She has Auto 11's on, through Tomorrow, Thursday, Feb. 5th @ midnight CST, FU-time 10pm!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 115k in points and Fubucks available on her page, along with some SEXY pictures (no nudes, sorry).. And This Birthday Present to ALL of us was given to her, by her Fu-Hubby Yanni 5: Yanni5 ~CoOwner of Burn

Funerals
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was

Phillip
see just like u i wanna let my feeling out for u... when i first meet u i did not wanna fal in luv wit u cause i was to soon,but i showed me a side of u that i liked a lot,and i was something tru and seemed so real,but as time went on and we meet u took my breath away,and then i knew that my feeling for u grew stronger and stronger for u. and then i knew i did not wanna loose u at all. i opened up to u in a way i never opened up to anyone before and i did and said things i never did before i felt so happy wit u...it seemed like nothng could tear us apart... but then after a while i did and said stupid things that pissed u off but u stuck by me threw them and held on.... but now i realize i luv u and i wish we could have stayed together... im soo sorry bout the things iv's done and said....i wish i could take it bak and fix my mistakes...just remember baby i still luv u and i miss u and last week when we were toghter was the best 4 days we've had yet... and i did grow close as u s

My Fu-family
Hi everyone, thanks for taking a moment to read this... I have been dealing with some major issues that keep me from being online as much as I have been in the past, hopefully these issues will be resolved quickly... Much love to you guys! Muah! Cin Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me. Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and

Comments
I will no longer post any comments on anyone's page that does not post back. I have been posting two and three times a week and rarely ever get a response. It is a very time consuming process that I thought would be appreciated. But I can see that not many care about who posts and who doesn't. Also, I will be deleting people from my page that have never posted anything.

Bullys
~Join Dj Silvermist~ Click Image to Enter^^^^^^^ She is rocking the tunes out !!!!!! COME KEEP CLUB ENVY OUT OF THE 500 FILES * BAD MUSIC * LOL COME GET YOUR REQUEST IN AND KEEP DJ SILVERMIST ON HER TOES !!!!!!!!!!! Droppin in to invite you to the Newest and hotest Lounge on Fubur ~~Club Envy~~ Where the party never stops Live Dj's taken Your Request !!! Also HIRING BARTENDERS, PROMOTERS GREETERS AND DJ'S So Drop in AND CHECK OUT CLUB ENVY COME GET YOUR DANCE ON IN CLUB ENVY !!!!!!!! Click image to Join!!!!!!! Hello, I saw your picture and you look like a beautiful woman, Would you like to join the ENVY family and Become one of our beautiful bartenders or promoters?

New Pics
okay so i added new pictures if you want to check em out feel free to and rate if you like too i'll try to get a few of the mtn top camping and such maybe a rock climbing picture or something tossed in for good laughs too. thanks for the adds and vieiwing the pics signed Quiksilver2110

Life...
We Should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilareted us. It is associated in our minds with escape. From history and oppression and law and irksome obligations. Thats real freedom. And the road has always led west.

Boredom
In the end, All I have left, Is me and me alone, Don't let me drift upon the wind, Will I be reborn a phoenix? Or shall I be a dragon, Fierce and strong, Innocent and pure, Or a seductress lying in wait, To each there own, Power and pleasure, Await me. Forgive me my sins, Forgive me my innocence, I am who I am, And who I am is fading, Into what once was, Staring at what could be and what could have been, Wondering if I made the right choice, Who will be hurt in the end, Them or me? I can see myself with either of them, Will they love me as I need? Let me go if I pleased? Do I truly know what I want? Are they who I want? Am I who I want to be? Fading into the memories of yesterday, I find myself wishing for oblivion. ORIGINAL Crash, Bang, Boom, Then the screams start, Blood coating everything, Dripping from the ceiling, Running down the walls, Bodies laying upon each other and the floor, The acrid stench of death permeating the world, For a m

Love From Nick
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart

Random Samplings Of Pete
If you use Instant Messaging (IM) to collaborate like I do, this is one of the best I've found yet. You can include Windows Live (MSN), yahoo, ICQ, AIM, Google Talk, Jabber and Facebook Chat all on one very interactive client! http://www.digsby.com/ Let me know if you're looking for a particular kind of software; I can usually find you a free solution! In the beginning . . . On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house, drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten li

Lady Guinevere
She had eyes the colour of onyx her skin was milky white With hair like the legend Rapunzel, its shade the black of night ~ Her beauty and her spirit like a filly no one had tamed The Lady, in her loveliness Guinevere was her name. She had come betrothed to Arthur King of this fair land "Camelot" was his kingdom which he powerfully ran ~ With nothing much to offer him except the love within her heart She promised him forever, a gift she did impart. She knew only one way to love a man Guinevere told the King And with her body, heart and soul she would give herself to him ~ A promise she had meant to keep deep within her soul For the gift of her true love would be one that made her whole. One day a man who was a wanderer came to Camelot He carried no riches with him though a peasant he was not ~ His sword was his one possession but he was not a knight; Then he saw the Lady Guinevere with her skin of milky white. Fo

Bling...fubucks,..need Em?
Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling???? If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed. Prizes will be 1st place 2 million Fu-Bucks and a 25 pack of bling. 2nd place is 1 million Fubucks. 3rd place will be 500k in Fu-Bucks. There will also be a rate bonus prize of a 12 pack of bling for the top person with rates at the end of the contest when the 3rd place prize is given. If you are interested in joining please send me a private message with a SFW picture that you would like too use. GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar Please Repost

Ten Best Ways
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregn

Chat
i am sick and tired of chatrooms on yahoo. they are full of guys that want to show me things that i do not want to see. and when i do finally get to talk to a girl all they want to do is see me on cam cause they think i am a guy. when the few girls that believe me they then get upset cause i am not answering them right away. maybe i show just throw out my computer.

Help Me Help Others!
OK..now I am asking for a little help from all of my WONDERFUL friends..CAN YOU HELP OUT?? Click on the photo posted below.. PLEASE RATE..AND COMMENT BOMB MY FRIEND.. "We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." -Sir Winston Churchill MUCH LOVE..Wendy

Rules For Every Man
1) You should always know the following items about your woman/partner/girlfriend/wife (it will come in handy for rule 4). -Her favorite color (ie purple) -Her favorite flower (ie calla lillies) -Her favorite sweet (ie white chocolate covered oreos) -Her favorite treat (ie hanging out at the book store with a wad of cash) -Her jewelry preference (ie simple, silver or gold - no frills) 2) You are in control of the mood of your woman and your house (if you live together). -How you treat her directly impacts her mood and that of your household. What is even better is that she amplifies your mood 10 times over! If you are kind and sweet to her she will be that and more to you, your children, your friends, anyone that happens to interact with you. 3) If you have children, remember they belong to BOTH of you! You do not babysit them AND you should be responsible for finding daycare at least half the time. 4) Every woman needs unexpected random acts of kindness ( like v

I Have To Do This.......
After my last bout of lockjaw, I have decided to go ahead and have the surgery to repair my jaw. Getting tired of the headaches that it causes and the locked up jaw and the pain that causes. It will take time to do this and money which is something I don't have alot of. First all of my remaining back teeth will have to be pulled, not like they are in good shape anyways. Thats the money part, no insureance for that. Then it will just be a matter of getting everything in line for the rest. Alot of time not being able to speak or eat soilds, but it has to be done!!!

Jokes For Here
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids". An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard

G Spot Lounge
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Armisteads Life
I'm letting all my good friends, especially those in my family, know that my dad passed away yesterday. I am sorry that I can't stay online long enough to write each of you, so I hope you understand. I love each of you and want you to know that I appreciate all of you. I'll be back on in the next couple of days to let you know the final details. My email address is armistead@hotmail.com if you'd like to contact me. Bless all of you. I love you. Armistead i can't stay onlong i just wantes to thank all my friends forthere prayersa nd well wishes. i did a very stupid thing and i am sorrry i did it. i love you all very much. most thanks to ian and ange for all their special things theyy did for me an my family. i might be goin home next week Nd i promise to be here more often. armistead sorry itis hard for me to typestill Just letting everyone know that tomorrow is my dad's funeral, it is set for 2 pm. Thank you all again for your kind words and caring thoughts. And thank you I

Wtf
WTF? you know what gets me is when people come to your page after you're done visiting theirs and rate all their pics and what not and most of them visits your and rates only a few pics of yours... in all due respect be motherfucking serious what you have others things better to do at the last second or something. i have come across alot of people who ask for help leveling and what not and want all their stuff rated and though they say they will return the favor they only do a half ass job of returning the love and what not. so heres my advice to all you who like to half ass jobs... if you're gonna go and rate only a few pics and what not you're better off not rating anything at all and just go on with your pretend last minute things and what not and just let the people who truly want to help out do it for you cause if ou're to lazy to retur the favor then fuck it who needs your help you would just be wasting space and what not. and for al of you who think i am being whi

Our Girl Needs A Lil Bit Of Help..
OK OUR GIRL SWEET TURTLE NEEDS OUR HELP...SHE DOESN'T ASK ANYONE FOR ANYTHING...SHE WAS SENDING PPL TO HELP OTHERS OUT IN THEIR GOALS FOR CONTESTS WHEN THEY WERE GETTING CLOSE TO BEING DONE...LETS GET OUR BUTTS OVER AND HELP OUT OUR TURTLICIOUS GIRL THARNA...I LOVE HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY OF COURSE LOL...EVEN IF YA DON'T WANT TO BOMB HER, DROP HER A RATE AND PLS LEAVE A COMMENT LETTING HER KNOW YOU WERE THERE...IF SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, YOU REALLY SHOULD GO RATE FAN AND ADD HER, SHE RAWKS!!!THANK YOU SO MUCH...CLICK HER PIC AND YOU'RE THERE...

Bdsm Glossary
Tampon training - Rectal insertion of tampons by male submissives to empathize with the female menstrual cycle. Tantric Yoga, Vajrayana Buddhism - Indian means for achieving a transcendent spiritual state that incorporates sexual and meditative techniques. There are many paths to enlightenment and erotic exploration is one. Tawes. taws - Thick rigid leather with a lengthwise slit (or slits) in it used in a paddle-like fashion. Thud - A blow that is felt at a deeper level than sting, Thud is usually easier to tolerate, but may actually be more damaging as it can cause deeper bruising. Tit torture - Erotic play involving the breasts. Tolleyboy - A locking chastity belt made in England of rubber-lined stainless steel. Top - One who takes the active role in physical scene, but not necessarily emotional/mental control. Top's disease - A state of self-delusion wherein the top believes his own fantasy of dominant superiority. Top

60 Seconds
The most beautiful rainbow As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Myspace Comments Take a minute..share this blog with your friends..

Lmm
The pen is mightier than the sword. But why does a knife hurt so bad when it goes through the heart? The insecurities are arising again, I am about to start freaking out. WHAT THE FUCK DO ALL THESE WORDS MEAN? Who are you talking about? Did i miss something somewhere? I feel like i'm on an acid trip that's going south every time i "take a peek" I am annoyed. I am confused and frustrated I am clueless to the fact that i"m not really here. Every time i take a peek which i know i shouldnt but i do anyway...it drives me nuts what i see. I can be horrible at following directions at times and you gave me directions, you gave me comfort in knowing that i have nothing to worry about? But was that just a pacifier till you figure shit out on your end? Do i look like a fucking baby ? Am i wearing a diaper? Am i drooling out of the corner of my mouth? No I don't think so. So a pacifier is not necessary. eh. this is too much. I have to go away. Far Far away

~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!!
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾

Stressing Situations
well for the ones that know me.they know that i got married june of last year.well its been an interesting ride lately. i wont go into much on here just in case they see it.well im now looking at divorce and im stressed out and worried how im goin to make ends meet.if anybody has my personal email addys drop me a note and give me some help.i really need some support through this time so.hopefully some can help.ttyl people Kevin

One Word...ninja
Hmm...my first blog. I wonder what it will be about. Should I be an intellectual and talk about politics, the environment, genocide, or religion? Should I just use this as a diary and talk about the mundane and/or exciting things that go on in my life? Honestly, I have no idea. Since I'm so indecisive it hurts, I probably will do both. This would probably work better if someone knew anything about me. Anything. I love that feelings that you get in your chest when you know someone is about to say that they love you. Yeah, that's cheesy, I know, but alas...it tis true! I also love that feeling you get when you know you're getting your favorite cake for your birthday. Speaking of cake, I think it would own to open a bakery. Enough about that. I work at Best Buy. It's pretty much the best job ever. I love it. I honestly think I could work there for years, but I hope my life leads me other places. Speaking of other places, I need to transfer schools. I want to be somewhere else..

Who Wants To Own Me
hey i seen several people are hosting a auction on thier pages so im gonna do it this way a lil defferent. Place your BIDS ON ME HERE!! The highest will get to own me for a month ill offer all my 11s to your pics owned by you in my name pimp you out on my profile and in my blogs and i will add you to my family all of this for one month if the bid gets high enough i will add some more to this Also i am BI so Men & Women Place your Bids Now Place what you will bid in a comment on this blog ty

My Owners!!!
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Abortion
Why did you make me die? It's early yet the month is one, though you can't see me, we've just begun. I'm small I don't have the hide, I'm just a small seed inside. Four weeks later, month two, I'm still small, but a part of you. Mommy you'll love me, just wait and see, you'll be so proud of me. Time is passing, the month three, now I'm someone you can see, my hair is black, my eyes are brown. Mommy you'll love to have me around. It's later the month is four, I know I won't grow anymore. Even though it may not be right, mommy just killed me last night. Now I'm gone the month is five, mommy killed me, I'm not alive. Abortions the name they give it, it takes your life before you live it. I wanted to be born, the month is six, its already done, it can't be fixed. Guess mommy didn't love me, she just threw me away. She'll never forget me, I'm in her memory to stay. I've got a new home. The month is seven, mommy killed me, I'm now in Heaven. I was beautiful, but now I'm gone, only my memo

Music
The sound of music gives us so much emotions and that plays a melody deep in our heart greatly All the sound on the earth are like music and the music brings love and enjoyment to our life Music expresses universal language of the world and brings people together where ever they live The music is the best gift of God to all of us where its fills our soul with peace and mind with creativity Every music has its own rhythm and it's creates a great sound of music Music in the mountain brings peace in our heart and music in the ocean fills our soul with love When I hear the sound of music then I begin to write a song as a soul of music If you don't love the sound of music then your soul will be unsung Because music can put life in to a dead man

Music 2
Do you hear it Its the pounding of your heart The thump of your foot hitting the pavement Its the rythym Its the song in your head That tune your whistling The jingle on the TV Its the music Its the rap kicking with the subs The rock that show you how to stick it to the man The blues with that soul Its the music What is it Its the music The heartbeat of the world The rythym that brings us together The only universally understood language Its the happiness The sorrow, The guidance, The inspiration Its the music It lives in us all Its the music The power The Life.

George Carlin
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.

Sexing
Lick my slit Suck my clit make me squirm til I say quit fuck me hard ride my ass make it good make it last be my boi be my rock make me suck your big black cock pull my hair hurt me good scratch my back I know you would feel me deep fill my hole make me cream your rock hard pole cum with me on my snatch let it roll down my back lay on me I know your tired I want more take me higher One more time one more pound from the beginning sexing my mound

From The Grave
Oh I know you want a verena for Xmas. So, check out the fetish lounge auction and you can have me under your tree. If bids are real money or high enough you can have a naughty salute or even better a NSFW phone call where you can hear my whimpering. A girl has needs too. So, get your pennies together and buy a verena for your very own. *kisses* v Whats wrong with a woman to enjoy sex, be sexually liberated and not wish to be confined to monogamy?I am bisexual, that does not mean that I only wish to have one man and his harem of women to play with. It doenst make me less submissive to want to play with many Dom/mes and still reserve a place for one or more people to be in my heart.I cant understand the full concept of monogamy. I have practiced it and saw how bad my eyes wander and if in some type of primary relationship I will take time out to be just with them.But as always my eyes will roam and I hope and wish that those that strike my fancy can at least be friends or

Could It B A Song?
I spied a beautiful man in the lost and found With caramel eyes and a chocolate coated heart He makes me swoon and puts me over the moon Even when it's blue and my bills are overdue I'd swim through the sky near and far to catch him 'Cause he can sing he can dance and even play guitar While he's blindly driving his pretty spaced out car Oh I'm in love with a beautiful man Minus all the glam and the world's pretend He's not a wind-up doll that spins through the air But like colorful daisies he's a little bit crazy Yeah I'm in love with a beautiful man A beautiful man with a chocolate coated heart And caramel eyes that both laugh and cry Surely he's the real deal under the lemon yellow sun 'Cause he stands upside down in the middle of forests Wearing tar baby shorts and a skyscraper hat With fingery hands that stretch up to the moon Nobody needs to tell me how cool he is Or that I'm a lovefool for waiting to be his 'Cause all those people wear fluff under th

Hmmmm
He runs his tongue along my throat As if he could slice it at any moment Soft and gentle, hard as steel I ponder his intentions. He weaves his fingers through my hair My locks attempting to tie him down Pulled in ever closer My skin melts into his. Where his mind is I cannot see While mine is on his heart The goal to attain grand approval Yet he piques my curiosity. The solidity of his frame Envelopes my soft curves Like a heart-shaped box Lined with a rare satin. Does he know his own power The presence he has over me? Or oblivious he remains, And my attempts are useless. Nothing feels more perfect Yet something seems wrong In his eyes, something I can't see Will he give in, or am I lost in his existence?

60 Mph
Sights blurred past my window Like kaleidoscope mirages. Yet, each of them were vivid Marking an unforgettable place; piquing me. Red and purple wildflowers, Horses, deer, cornstalks and cows. Things I would have loved to savor Had I only a bit more time. Miles and hours later, I joined Him. Smiling, and relieved, as he folded me into that familiar hug. I wonder if He knew I would have driven one thousand miles more To enjoy His needed reception. Laughter sprinkled onto “nobody but you” talks, like seasoned flavor. Secret comfort-zones, toying with feelings and photographs, Things I would have loved to last longer Had He only a bit more time. Desire, at sixty miles per hour, Leaves its mark, regardless to timing, And, will call upon me in the coming nights Perhaps, revealing why I submit, so readily. Reality, at sixty miles per hour, Leaves its wound, after the nap… With controlled words, He sends me

Gone To Where I Belong
Ozzy OsbourneMama I'm Coming Home Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Mama I'm Coming Home ( Ozzy Osbourne ) Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times gone by seem to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned aroound By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, you told me lies But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong Hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before the fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and foun

Jokes
A guy and girl were fucking and when they were finished, she started stroking his cock. He said " Oh, do you want some more? " She replied No, I'm just admiring it, I used to have one." My friend John sent it to my phone I thought it was funny

Randomness
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental

Hollywood Plastic Peeps
Hollywood is a place i would compare to junior highschool. everyone in JHS spends most of their time trying to determine where on the chain of popularity they fit into. same in hollywood...what kind of car do you drive, what do you do, who do you know, how can you help me become the next gwen stefani or carmen diaz....it's actually pretty sad, pathetic and a fucking joke...these people in the entertainment industry out here are liike spooge on the balls of the world...they may be on a high rung on the ladder of the Biz here, but come on dorks...you're spineless puss fucks. these people are more insecure than a 450lb freshman cheerleader. and best of all..everyone out here will kiss your ass until they determine whether or not you're "above" them on the pecking order and path to their grammy, oscar. or "imafukenluser" award. These thoughts come from me not out of bitterness towards my own career...I have my name on 35 million records and have worked on multiple grammy award winning albu

Words Of Wisdom
Story of a stupid Rooster There was a story once told about a rooster who tought he had it all...he walked around the chicken coop like he was cock of the walk.....the farmer liked the rooster, but the rooster didn't listen to him when he told him what to do....this went on for about 18 months. The farmer kept buying him feed and feeding him each day. He even spent lots of money and built the rooster a house. but the rooster didn't respect the farmer and continued to act like he was the end all of roosters. The farmer reminded the rooster that he had helped him become the cock of the walk by making his feathers look good and telling all the other farmers about him and how great he was. But all the rooster did was strut around saying "look at me I'm a fabulous rooster" But the farmer started getting tired of not being listened to and not being respected. So one day the farmer walked out to the chicken coop and the rooster strutted around him to let everyone know that he was a special

Waste Of Time
I'm writing this while wondering why you're reading it...with so many blogs on the web I can only imagine that if you are reading this then you must not have much of a life....well If that's the case I'm sorry...the fact I'm typing this to let you know you have no life demonstrates the lack of life I actually have...haha. Anyway. Hi and thanks for reading this...I have nothing truely interesting to say, at least nothing interesting to anyone other than me. So now that i've entertained myself with something interesting to only me and determining that you have no life 'cause you're reading this......I'll let you go. Peace

So Not Just Another Day
umm it's kinda late..making a bully all gq and stuff tomorrow when i'm fully awake..lol but like to announce. it's paul's bday.. yay.. so glad God gave us such an awesome great sweet guy.. go show him fu love.. if you don't know him u should.. he's so real and an awesome person. eh words can't even describe. ♥ ya Paul.. your the bestest friend any person can have. *hugs* ~dina rocks Pâµ|@ fubar

Funnies
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Befor

Fublings
Hi I am in a giveaway for a 6 month vip and 70 fublings. I would appreciate any help I can get. Just click on the picture link and give me as many comments you can. Thank you Linda Hi,I am in a fubling giveaway. All help will be appreciated. Click on my picture at the bottom of this page and leave all the comments you can. Thank you very much....Linda

Just Some Poems I Wrote Yes I Wrote Them :p
Fury blinds me; Fury guides me; Fury hides what I feel inside. Fury gives me strength to hurry and hide. Fury encases me,encloses me,protects me. Fury is my friend; Fury is my enemy; Fury is my life,my death. Fury is all I have left.... Thank you again fury for ur help and for ur insperational name :P Always we will love each other but never will it be fully realized or explored in my dreams I hope in my hope I pray that one day you and I will play beneath the moonlight in the wave of eternity and our love will be known. Poem By Phoenix7113 My heart burns,my soul yearns, my mind turns; Is this love I feel? So afraid to open my eyes; To afraid to see what some one might steal from Me, what I feel deep inside. My heart burns with this feeling I'm to afraid to see. I feel it in my soul, it burns in my mind, so afraid that it will be stolen from deep inside. Do I open my eyes? Will you be there? Or will you only be imaginary?. Phoenix special t

Musings
I got a message from an italian man who clearly didn't speak english. I'm posting it only because I got such a kick out of how awful the translation was. so....I’ll write you something about me… On 20 February 1959 was born in Turin, dad from Napoli ( journalist) and mother from Genova (dressmaker), a child who was given the name of Walter.His parents decided that their coming to Turin should coincide with a substantial change in their lives. They built in that city a chocolate factory! Walter, grew up to 18 years at home with mom, dad, baby-sitting, paternal grandmother at home and cocoa butter! So ..... a movie !!!!!!! Hopping to 27 years, Walter, after various studies imposed by parents (industrial chemical expert), emigrated to Milan starting themselves living out with friends until late, knowing people working and earning all alone .....A waiter in ice cream .. seller of insurance services .. Sales Manager ... .. university student worker in London! Cultural anthropology d

Season Of The Man
I admit it, I am addicted to Project Runway. If you've never seen the show, they match up seven gay guys, two moms, two heterosexual "edgy"(mental problems) girls, and two lesbians,and the token heterosexual guy, room them together, and the create "fashion" Take one out of work supermodel (Heidi Klum), various guest judges you've never heard of, and two celebrities per season that you have, and they think they know fashion. Those are the ones that get the queers all a twitter. They have a bunch of episodes, and everyone on there tells you what a piece of shit everyone else is, and why their clothes are the best. They live in tiny condo's, and you occasionally see them eat, but mostly you see them drink. This helps fuel the cattiness. Like they need help. Tim Gunn is the fashion "expert". who seems to wear the same variety of suit week after week. Granted, he's dressed very nattily in his tailored suit, but for being on the cutting edge of fashion, its pretty boring. S

Meet My Fu-owner
I would all like you to meet my new Fu-Owner Brian He is an awesome guy. Click on his picture above and Check out his page rate/fan/add him.. you will be glad u did.. He also was a NAVY soldier so make sure you give him some extra love..

Pheelings!
ive never had a simple life when it comes to emotions, im to sensitive, to busy thinking about how other people feel and putting my self last. this explains why woman treat me the way they do. this will never end until i stop being so selfless im so far on the extreme side of selfless that its unhealthy! so i vow from now on to become a total selfish pr!ck. that way when im nice it will seem incredible and deep and profound, instead of just "how i am"

Friends
I am writing this to tell you all that with my contest up and running, and the bar tab just flying by, I will probably miss some of the rates you leave me. I am not doing this intentionally, it's just that there are so many people comment bombing, it is next to impossible to keep up. Sooooooooo, if you have rated any of my things, and I have missed you, PLEASE let me know so I can return the "love" you left me. Hopefully, the contest will end in a week or so and things will get back to some normalcy. Thank you and I hope you understand!

Passion
You know that look in her eyes, The look that brings you alive, The look that stirs the depths of your soul, The look that makes you ever so bold. The look that leads you to a caress, Sending shivers up your spine no less, The touch of her lips set you on fire, Burning you up with such a desire. Pulling her close your body responds, Hating the clothes that you have on, Popping a button in all your haste, Hating the time you have to waste. Quickly now you fall on the bed, Only thoughts of her fill your head, Each of you knows where this Passion will lead, Neither satisfied 'til you fulfill all your needs. Harder and faster the Passion does drive, Letting you know that you are alive, Closer and closer you draw to the end, But neither really wanting this to end. Together you both explode in the night, Feeling that the whole world is now right, Collapsing together, both of you spent, Happy with how well this night has went. And there you lay in each othe

Put Too A Challenge
I am in my first auction, There is also a bling give away for most rates...with over 200 shadow levelers, just a rate would be awesome....I appreciate it and if ya wanna bid on me, thats cool, if not I REALLY appreciate the rates......Lots-a -Hugzzzzz....Cynde Note from me Booboo.. I have been put too a challenge that she cant win this. But I know better I have the best family and friends on Fubar. Shes down by 60 rates and there is still 4 days left so its and anything goes rate contest. Help us both win bling and rate her please and thank you for helping

Drowning In The River Of Life
There are times when this life gets me down, I feel like my hands and feet are bound, Sinking in the River of Life, starting to drown, Feeling so lost, like I will never be found. The depths are the darkest, no hope in sight, Trying to go on, not giving up the fight, Looking for a reason to go on living, The River of Life is uncaring, unforgiving. Further the cold dark current does carry me, Away from all those that could have saved me, Deeper and deeper the waters carry me down, To the bottom of despair, where no hope is found. I scream as the River of Life suffocates me, Clawing, kicking, trying to fight free, The longer it goes on, the more I weaken, Down, down as the hopelessness deepens. So tired of the struggle, can't go on, Giving up as the River of Life flows on, Carried away from all life's endeavors, As Death carries me away forever. DQA

Foggy Daze
Foggy Daze A sweet, calm smile rests on my face, But if you stare into my eyes, Storm clouds billow and churn, Tears glaze like rainy day skies. I haven't seen the sun Since I don't know when, A misty gray shroud Blocks and clouds my vision. My life's been taken over By a sadistic grandfather clock. Time haunts and taunts me, There's no way to keep up. But if you ask me how I've been, Invariably I'll look up and grin; For what more is there to say Besides, "Oh, I'm OK."

When I Am Hurting
WHEN I'M HURTING It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. I

Who Will Cry?
WHO WILL CRY? If tonight I die, Who will cry? Strangers with their feigned interest, While those I love have turned away. And if my best isn't good enough, What more can I give? Go ahead--walk away. Just leave me here alone. And if tonight I die, Who will cry? All my strength is drained, With nothing left to give. Drowning in the depths of sorrow, No tears left to cry. A silent voice and distant eyes That no one hears or sees. And if tonight I die, Who will cry?

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 4 brothers and no sisters 2. I have had more surgeries than I am years old( im 25 I have had 32 surgeries in my life.) 3. There are very very few people in this world i trust. Maybe 5 all togehter 4.I have 7 tattoos and at one time i have 13 peircings and only 4 were in my ears. 5.I love children more than life and will never have the oppurtunity to have any of my won. 6. I have been ski diving, white water rafting. 7. I love visual movies with lots of F/X's. 8. I have 3 of the most amazingly beautiful godchildren ever! 9. I never graduated high school. 10. I am deathly allergic to bananas and phenergan. 11.Whe

Quotes
The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself. Publilius Syrus Women who follow the rules rarely make history. ~unknown~ Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. Calvin Coolidge

Satire
I was depressed last night, so I called suicide helpline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal! They asked me if I could drive a truck? this is funny! unless it has to be explained to YOU!!!!

Funny Joke
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

A Tribute To My Mother
As many of you know I recently lost my mother. This song and words are very special to me and it was like I was talking to my mother myself. Song by Il Divo. THIS IS FOR YOU MOM WITH ALL MY LOVE Mama, thank you for who I am Thank you for all the things I'm not Forgive me for the words unsaid For the times I forgot Mama remember all my life You showed me love, you sacrificed Think of those young and early days How I've changed along the way [along the way] And I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, yeah I miss you Mama forgive the times you cried Forgive me for not making right All of the storms I may have caused And I've been wrong, Dry your eyes [dry your eyes] Cause I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, I miss y

Issues
I want to let everyone know that i have been going through personal stuff lately and this is why you haven't seen me online. My computer has been giving me some trouble lately that it will shut off all by itself and and you can turn it on for 2 hrs after ( thermal event it keeps saying ) Also my daughter had broke her arm last tuesday and her father didn't take her the hospital to get xrays he waited 3 days then drop her off to me for my visit with her and i took her. Also having to deal with fighting him court to get her back into my custody its a long process and the stress is getting to me so much that i just choose not be online,can't sleep or eat. I want to say sorry to all the shadow levelers that i cant be there to help out. Please give me some time to get over this little bump in life and i will be back in full force. If you see me online in the next few days its my sister dropping my 11's, for now i'm just taking a wee break. I want to thank everyone for being so underst

Basement
COME JOIN US!!! COME JOIN THE BASEMENT Are You Ready For METAL MUSIC! Lets Hope So Get You A$$ In The Basement For The Best Music & The Best People !!! (repost of original by '۞£¥dîåψŞÊŴĊψ~Måñãgèr@Thê Bāšêmént' on '2008-07-10 08:50:29')

The Soldier
Soldiers are volunteers, but you burn the flag so they can come home. They fight for your freedom. you fight your local government to slander his name. You call him a murderer. Hes the local boy who calls his father crying because he had to take the life of an iraqi who killed the boys best friend. Soldiers are heros. who wish every day of their life that the war will end and they can come home. but they never wish for a moment to leave the people of Iraq or Afghanistan to the oppression or murder that they faced before. Support your troops. They hold up your liberty with the sweat on their brow and the weight on their back. Respect your flag. Pledge your allegience. and take of your hat to the national anthem. It means something to a soldier

Why
Why do people insist on fucking the MUMMs up with sdtupidity.........I am really getting sick of the assinine individuals who insist on making my time in here not fun anymore......... Boobies and/or ass pics welcomed from the ladies...............LOL

Posting One Of My Published Poems
One boy and one girl sent from above filled with love two angels yet to capture your love... Many trials many fears many years many tears brought you here.... Moments uncertain moments of fear moments of pleasure moments of joy all relived... One boy and one girl special from the start two angels waiting with blessings to impart! 02/01/08 @ 0345 by TAP was written for my current clients' parents on their twins 1st birthday......the girl doesn't require nursing care but the boy does. laptops in shop and desktop not allowing..if desire to chat give shout and will let you know how to

Whatev.
So, I got such odd looks from starbucks employees. I woke up, threw on jeans, kept the wifebeater I was wearing last night on, threw on my pink ribcage jacket, didnt do annnyyything with my hair [I put it in a ponytail before I went to bed], threw on shoes and big sunglasses and went to starbucks. I ordered a triple shot vente mocha They told me that the mocha already has 2 shots I said I know They stared at me the wholeee way out. I dont get why... Maybe I looked like a hooker or something? Pfft I totally see no problem with being a tough bitch and loving the movie thumbelina haha. Its not my fault that its only the best movie in the whole entire world

Hey All
just want evryone to know that i am new at this and still trying to figure it out. going to post some new pics today. got put trany in truck fist so i will be gone a couple of hours. if you view them please rate them. have a great day!

Decadent Delights (erotica) By Babs
Decadent Delights by Sondra Sandy had never been what you honestly could call wild or easy. She had, in the past, had a one night stand or two and a few threesomes but she was by no means a Slut. She had never been a Slut and never would be a Slut. She was what you could call “fun” though, if the mood struck her to be so. Her heart belonged only to Rick. She had been in a loving relationship with Rick for only a short time when he had brought up the issue of wanting to have a threesome with another woman. Sandy hadn’t exactly jumped at the idea, as in the past it had destroyed an otherwise loving relationship, but over the course of a few more months Rick had kept bringing it up until Sandy decided that it might be fun. They had agreed that if she allowed another woman into their bed, he would allow another man in. They had played with a neighbor, Susan, and Sandy hadn’t exactly had fun with her. Susan was very dull and not very well versed in the ways

My Stashes
Amber Alert! Endangered Missing: MUSIC VIDEO STASHES (VA) MUSIC VIDEO STASHES, Age Now: 3months, Missing: 06/26/2008. Missing From FUBAR, CA. ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT: ANY Police Department. issued: Tuesday, July 11 @ 05:58am for more info, click here! Usher - Love In The Club Make Love In This Club - Usher Gotta do it for the ladies And I gotta keep it hood Where we at Polo (Ay) I see you Ryan What you do was right But we just gettin started Yeaa Man.. Usher You see you searching for somebody That'll take you out and do you right Well come here baby and let daddy show you what it feel like You know all you gotta do is tell me what you sippin' on And I promise that I’m gonna keep it comin’ all night long Lookin’ in your eyes while you walk the other side And I think that shorty I’ve got a thing for you Doin’ it on purpose winding and workin’ it I can tell by the way you lookin’ at me girl I wanna make love in this club (in this cl

Work
So money's tight for a bit and I'm bustin my ass workin to maintain my quality of life that I enjoy so. You know the stuff- cable, pedicures, movies, internet, other various forms of indulgence for entertainment purposes. The basics. Sooooooo, I've got a new job. I'm now working full-time at a daycare. It's amazing! I get to play with the kids all day, make em laugh- teach em how to talk, walk, potty......well...and I clean ALOT of diapers too! LOL It doesn't bother me though- I mean, it stinks- YUCK- but DOING it doesn't bother me ONE BIT!! I love to do it! To take care of the kids- I like them depending on me, it's neat. It seems a job like this will help tame that beast of a ticking-bomb....that STRONG desire to reproduce- when I can't. A fluke of nature or just some cruel joke, I don't know. Either way, I'm less than par. An underdog, a misfit, a fuck-up- I'm barren. This is a good as it gets boys and girls...until i'm 35 and adopt a daughter! ;) But for now, I'm

Mistress Tigerdove Bottom B*tch Pussycat Playmates
Hello everyone and welcome to the homepage of the Pussycat Playmates, home to the hottest men and women on Fubar. I am Mistress TigerDove, I am single, have brown eyes, 5'2" tall; sensual, sexy and sassy. My Grandaddy used to tell me big things come in small packages. He was right ;p) I love Mint N Chip Ice Cream and strawberry cheesecake; I also like Tri Tip as well as steak and potatoes. My favorite vegetable is green beans. An ice cold beer is always tasty to the lips as well as a good bootlegger. My favorite color is blue. I am a Southern Belle mixed with Cherokee pride. I am a spice of life and love to have fun. However; dont get on my bad side, ya won't like it. ;p) I love fast cars, fast motorcycles, and hot lookin men. I love to dance, sing and swim, play all kinds of sports, flirt and like to use my mind. I am an educated woman and enjoy the company of those who are intelligent and can hold a conversation. I love to cook and spend time with family and fr

Insanity In My Brain!
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to

My Hair
I have had a love/hate relationship with my hair since I became a teenager. (I think all girls do) Some days it does so wonderful. No fly aways, straightens perfect, ahh the joys of a good hair day. Other days I would wanna shave my head. You couldn't even put a hat on or pull it in a ponytail that looked worth a fuck. Then as I got older, I learned little tricks to aid in my good hair days and fell in love with my hair. It's my pride, well besides my tits. Recently though I have been losing my hair. I'm not talking one or two strands either, I'm talking clumps. When I take a shower I have to keep removing hair from the drain so the tub wont fill up. =[ I can tell how thin it is getting in pictures, when I brush it and when I pull it up. It makes me cry =[

Funny Lawyer Stuff
A book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY:

My Kids
i figured i would write a mumm askin wat i should do be single or look for somone an i gottin some hatefull shit from everyone im not doin this for me im doin this for them they deserve a dad like everyone else an i think them not havin a father figure in there life is makin them think they are more powerful then me i mean my daughter hates that there isnt a male figure in her life for her an they both feel like there the reason they dont have a dad an its not .there dads made the choice to have there own life wit noone in it includin the kids they left them hangin wit me an they hate it i know i tried my damn hardest to make them happy with jus me but thats not good enough for them an they show that to me everyday i know that im lonely but there lonely jus as well an my friends are never there for me an its hard to go out anywere when i have noone to watch the kids i barely make any money for anythin but im tryin my hardest an people dont understand that

Lyrics
I know I'll miss her later Wish I could bend my love to hate her Wish I could be her creator To twist her arms now She stares up at the stars when The stars fell from her hair then I bent down to collect them And then she was gone Oh, I sleep just to dream her I beg the night just to see her That my only love should be her Just to lie in her arms Oh, I came there to find out Find out she'd made up her mind, oh My arms are all tied up To me she was blind This space between us Where wingless dreams fall earless Will you not bear me witness With your back to me now It seemed so unnerving Still somehow deserving That she could hold my heart so tightly And still not see me here, oh Oh, I sleep just to dream her Beg the night just to see her That my only love should be her Just to lie in her arms I know I'll miss her later Wish I could bend my love to hate her Wish I could be her creator To be the light in her eyes I don't know why You want to

Pet Peeves
Midgets are plucking my last nerve. They are self promoting and yet being allowed as comments? WTH? Toilet Paper. I don't care if its top over bottom or pulled from the bottom but for crying out loud if the roll is empty REPLACE IT! The Phone! When people call me at work and ask "where are you"? or call and say "Can you hold on a minute?"

I Actually Like This Site.
Just wanted to say I actually like this site. I do have to get used to it though. It's hard on the eyes and there seems to be a lot of shit to it. Check out for more interesting blogs though. I woke up thinking everything that happened last night was a dream but it wasn’t. I saw the proof on the floor, all those spent rubbers. Damn, there were a lot of them. One, two, three… I’m picking them up from my messy room. Well it wasn’t messy before we got here but now it’s a wreck; a wreck full of memories. I have to call Crazy. Where’s my cell phone. I just know this girl didn’t steal my … oh there it is. I hate when Crazy just lets her phone ring, I know she’s looking at it teasing me. “Hee-e-e-e—lll-l-ll-oooo, X, call me back I’m having sex.” “Why do you always pick up the phone when you’re having sex?” “Because I like everyone calling to know that I’m having sex.” “Hello, Hello?” She already hung up. I called back; knowing she would pick up again. “You like listening to me

First Auction Bully
I AM HOSTING MY 1ST WILDLY PURRRFECT JUNGLE AUCTION And With Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz Help, We Worked Long And Hard To Make Sure This Untamable Auction Is Alot Of Roaring Fun! THE FOLLOWING RUL

The Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp

Love.....hurts
"Grandma" God saw she was getting tired A cure was not to be So he put his arms around her And whispered come with me with tearful eyes i watched her suffer and saw her fade away. although i loved her dearly I could not make her stay a golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands went to rest god broke my heart to prove to me he only takes the best a million times i think of u a million times ive cried if love alone couldve saved u you never wouldve died in life ive loved u dearly in death i love u still in my heart you had a special place no one could ever fill it broke my heart to lose you but u didnt go alone for most of me went with you when god called you home! What am i supposed to say?What am i supposed to do? Ive already done and said what i could.I sit here..my heart breaking into a million tiny pieces every minute you wont talk to me..everytime you wont touch me..everytime you wont kiss

How Do We Become Friends After Heart Break
I have found out the hard way that a real man does cry and as a result of that i found these things. 1. crying releases the pain & sorrow 2 a peace is found 3. loness is place of safty 4. wounds r heal by GOD all mighty what i want to know is what you found out / discovered thru your tears *spelling not good bare with me I just don't know where to start 1. i have confessed my pass wrong 2. i have allow whatever because of my pass sins 3. tried to talk 4. i've cried until i thought my heart would stop which felt like a good wayout 5. i think i felt everything i ever put her thought 10 folds 6 i'm even acting like she did help i'm in prayer for my spirit now

I Wish I Could Make Up With My Mother
My mother and I have been fighting for a very long time now for reasons I'm not going to put on here and I've been comtemplating for awhile now whether or not I should be the bigger person and try to make up. Then today I was out with my Aunt and cousin shopping when my Grandmother calls my aunt's cell phone and tells her that my mom has been very sick and she had passed out and fell down the stairs. Apparently my crackhead aunt who lives there too had PICKED HER UP which you're never supposed to do and she and her boyfriend/dealer took her to the hospital. My grandma told us that when the doctors got her conscious she started throwing up and when they asked her all the normal questions like what her name was etc she couldn't remember who she was or what had happened. They have her in a neck brace now and are taking her through all of these tests and that's as much as I've been told so far. It took something like this to punch me in the face and wake me up to the fact that I really nee

Can U B Truthful?
not to be used as a turn on! must be truthful...) you will get a quick response and ponit status! STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!! Begin...... What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you

Will You?
not to be used as a turn on! must be truthful...) you will get a quick response and ponit status! STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!! Begin...... What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you own an

Stun Gun Gift
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what tha

Ill Be Your Gardian Angel For Ever !!
WELL I AM IN MY FIRST EVER ACTION..DO YA WANT TO OWN ME????? WELL MAKE A BID IT RUNS TILL AUG.18TH LETS SEE WHO CAN GET ME!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=578743&albumid=1079614&i=3822057398#89185609 I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS, I SEND U THE VERSION WITH THE LYRICS BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HEAR THEM AND KNOW WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY HERE. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU THROUGH IT ALL, EVEN IF SAVING YOU SENDS ME TO HEAVEN. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PERSON YOU FEEL LIKE THIS ABOUT?? IF YOU THINK OF SOMEONE SPECIAL AND MISS THEM VERY MUCH TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM NOW BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SEE THEM AROUND AGAIN LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY NOT COME LET THEM YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM NOW SO DONT WAIT TILL TOMARROW TO SAY YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY BE TO LATE!!!!!!!!

To All My Friends
OK SO THE FOLLOWING IS SOMETHING THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT ME BY SOMEONE THAT THINGS I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON...SHE IS ENTITLED TO HER OWN OPINION......HOWEVER I THINK SHE NEEDS TO RE-EVALUATE THOSE SHE TELLS ME IM JEALOUS OF!! ENJOY!!!! If most of you know me you will know me as a blunt person who calls it like i see it..., in the past months i have decided to zip my lips and watch more so then say anything to see who was real and who really was fake. Well i feel like i can no longer keep things zipped and i'm really about to explode with some of the knowledge i have...so yes it is time to shine some light on those self centered assholes and show people what they are really like...People i was once happy to call my friends, i now wonder why i wasted anytime on them and their lies...nonetheless i am going to give them the attention they are seeking and hopefully put them in the spotlight they so dearly wanna be in...Since i have been on fubar i get alot of people who love reading my bl

Something That Means So Much To Me
DREAM UNTIL TOMORROW BY LYNCH MOB So many miles away Thought of you fill my every day I spent the empty hours Hearing the last words you said A thousand days between us A thousand nights we spent apart Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Imagine lost in my arms Deep in a love that lasts forever All I've ever wanted Everything I've waited for Hold me in your dreams Dream until tomorrow comes I'm fighting time and distance Illusion hides the fear inside How can I bring you closer I want you by my side I lie awake and wonder I'm all along for one more night Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Your image burns in my mind Deep in a love that lasts forever All I've ever wanted Everything I've waited for Build my world around you Let my love surround you darling Hold me in your dreams Dream until tomorrow comes Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Imagine lost in my arms Deep in a love that lasts

Crazy Things
>MY family lives in Utah and i was raised in utah what your about to read was sent to me from my cousin who is serving a mission in Africa. And this hit me so hard i could not stop laughing every thing about this is true and those of you reading this that are from utah can relate those of you who are not Know how bad the utahns can be please enjoy this :) You might be a > 'Utahan if.... > > You keep your clothes in 'Chester Drawers' > > You don't > pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n) > > If there is a > G at the end of a word you treat it as if it were silent. > > You know what > Fry Sauce is made of. > > You go to the > duck pond to feed the Seagulls. > > Green Jell-o > with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange. > > You can pronounce > Tooele. > > The U is not > just a letter - neither is the Y. > > You have > actually eaten funeral potatoes. > > You've gotten > both heat and frost burns FROM your car's door

Stop Talking Shit Online So Serious People!
YOU GUY'S NEED TO LIGHTEN UP AND GET OFF MY FUCKING NUTT'S,SO TO SPEAK.I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING A BUNCH OF WHINEY LITTLE PUSSY'S ASKING ME,"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK,JUST SAY SO?".SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY,YOU GUY'S ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN'S.I'M SICK OF GETTING BITCHED AT BY SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW OVER SOMETHING STUPID OR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A BIG DEAL AT ALL OR SOMETHING YOU'VE CREATED IN YOUR HEAD.I AM NOT IGNORING ANYBODY,I AM BUSY,I HAVE 2 KID'S AND NOBODY HELP'S ME WITH THEM,A CAREER,I'M DOING ONLINE COLLEGE,FRIEND'S THAT I DO SEE AND A HOUSE TO MAINTAIN,SO I'M SORRY IF I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT ONLINE AND WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO EMAIL ME OR IM ME AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK TO EVERYBODY THAT TALK'S TO ME,THIS IS JUST THE INTERNET PEOPLE,QUIT TAKING THIS SHIT ALL PERSONAL.STOP STARTING SHIT,IT'S LAME AND MAKE'S YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.READ MY 10 FUCK YOU'S ON FB.MOST TIME'S AND I'VE TO

The Journey Of Us
Waiting For You by LateNiteFantasy© Waiting For You Want controls my body. Hunger burns within me. Craving what only you can give. I wait ... for you. No longer refusing the need that consumes me. Your love is what I must have. I wait ... for you. Your touch is my drug. Taking me to a state of euphoria. Branding me as yours. I wait ... for you. Pale complexion, blood red lips, dazzling blue eyes. Mesmerized by your stance. I wait ... for you. The sound of your approach, causing goose pimples upon my skin. Anxious anticipation grips my body. I wait ... for you. My breath, on the back of your neck, My body meets yours. Ecstasy, takes me to the edge of delight. After all this time, I gladly still wait for you ... Love Is Life's Journey by LateNiteFantasy© Life is a magickal journey Love is a powerful spell... When we'll find love's up to Fate Where we will, noone can tell... All we can do is continue Living our li

30's & Illegals
so today I went to the registrar..and well had to leave since it was jampacked full of those who are not citizens and well I don't feel I should have to wait all day long when I am an American and they are clogging up our system -- URGH so I didn't get what I needed because of those punks. If your a man in between 30-39 stay the hell away from me-I want nothing to do with any man in there 30's because they are F*ing psycho! Is it so bad I want the "stranger" to tell me they love me???? i know it is ---but i still want to hear it even if not meant....i'm a girl & crazy like them all~~~

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I help A LOT of people out all the time with leveling. Now it seems NO1 wants to help me out. Well I'M DONE!!! I guess I am the idiot that thought being unselfish and helpful would be a good thing and it honestly has NOT. Next time someone wants me to help them level or help them in a contest or whatever can forget asking me. I won't be used anymore. I'm sum dumb not plumb dumb and I am not taking it anymore.

Beer
* "You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.) * "I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.) * "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.) * "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female - I'm easy.) * "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male - I'm gay.) * "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female - I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.) * "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male - If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?) * "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female - You are paying more attention to your friends than me.) * "I don't feel well, let's go home." (male - I'm horny.) * "Who's got the next round?" (I haven't bought

Booboo Is Having A Happy Hour!!!
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl' on '2008-07-10 17:27:19')

Wtf
HI ALL THIS IS NOT FOF EVERYONE JUST PEEPS THAT NO TO MUCH BIZ WELL YOU ALL THINK NOT COMMING TO MY PAGE HURTS ME IT DONT ITS IGNORANCE AND I NO IT STARTS FROM LARRY WTF BELIVE WHAT YOU WANT I DONT GIVE A FU*K I DO CARE 4 PPL BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A ONE SIDE STORY THEN GO AHEAD I DONT CARE I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRIE ABOUT THEN THIS BS ON FUBAR MY MOM HAS CANCER NOT DOING WELL WHEN I COME ON FUBAR AND PEEPS ARE OFF MY LIST O WELL YOUR LOST IF YOU BELIVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON FUBAR I FEL SRY FOR YOU SOGOOD LUCK WITH GOSSIP TY OHHHHH PS IM NOT LEAVING FUBAR TY

All About Me
NEWS FLASH Studio 54 IS STILL HERE.. It has just been moved to a new location that's all.. So if you were a member of the old lounge and would like to come back and chat with us, or if you're a new member looking to find a place to come chat and make some new friends than click on the 54 logo and we will see you there....

My Godmothering
I would like to thank every one that helped me level to Godmother. I am just so overwhelmed by all the love I was shown. I want to thank some very very special people who worked so hard to get me there so quickly. If these people are not on your friends list please stop by and show them some love,rate, fan and add them because they are all Amazing People. I am so proud to be a part of the Shadow Levelers. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar rod67@ fubar ƒâRŠçÅÞë Çã† ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Gary and Kat; fu-owner of , yeahmon,@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar

My Happy Hour
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20')

Going Home !!!
I go back home tomorrow,wow what a ride this had been.Got drunker than hell on the fourth surrounding by bikers in a biker town.Now that one was for the books.Will not give detail. The sad part about leaving is being so far away from my dad even with our disagreement we have going on at the moment.I have been so use to being off of work I even dread going back to that,but it is a fun job,or I think so. I have huge decisions to make for the weekend I can only hope I make them right.I know what I want to do,but will it be wise.Fuck I just don't know.It is one of those that the heart strings just keep pulling at you,but in my case it is being pulled from both directions.I guess I just need to hope that mom and pop raised me right & whatever I do they will be proud of me. Anyway I have had a hoot on here and have made some really cool ass friends & I hope we all keep in touch.I may need a few days to re-coop when I get home,but it will be nice to get back into my own bed and see mom.

Philosophy For Life
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION... The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -- 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!' And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!! And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty.. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last nig

Discussions
So now the Midgets are out, and every body is at a mad rush to get them out. I saw a blog about it and I wanted to start my own Midget Friends Blog. So please post them here! I was looking around on CNN and I saw an interesting video article about a man convicted of murdering a McDonald security guard back in the early 80's. This whole time he maintained his innocence. At the same time a man confessed to his 2 lawyers of committing the crime. The 2 lawyers kept the confession secret for well over 25 years due to Attorney/Client privileges. Recently the man that confessed to the crime passed away. So the 2 lawyers who he confessed 2 came forward and advised the proper authoritahs of the mans confession to the crime. They even went as far as writing statements back when they were told and put the statements in a safe deposit box. Is it fair for Attorney/Client Privileges to keep guilty people out and innocent people in jail? Should there be a set up that innocent people

Random Shit
A Simple Rate Would Rock and I'm Not Asking For 10's Rate Me What Ever You Feel I Am ^_^ 'Cept a 1 I'll Kill You We'll see how this turns out I Got $500 On Big Stak Taking His Ass Down Well As I'm An Owner Of A xBox 360 Elite now My XBL Tag is >> Nokaveli Add Me :D I'm Found Mostly On Halo 3

Utterings Of The Deranged
wished upon a star only to be burned by a hot knife pressed to the throat the unspoken venom seething beneath the surface not forgotten but left remote awaiting the proper tie to be unrestrained let loose upon the world till vengeance has been fed these dark hours upon the face of gods cursed earth reminding me to be aware at all times the second you turn your head,evil steps in to ruin your happiness this world makes me sick to my stomach,and am unable to vomit it forth god has forgotten me in my time of need and left me alive to suffer some more infinite compassion?whats the point in a finite system nothing and no one can explain my condition

Deep Thought
One Question(7/9/08) One single question is all you get to ask. Asking one person is all u are allowed. Who would the person be? A stranger off the the street, family member, best friend, or even yourself? Would the single question be crazy and mind alternating? Would you ask a personal and deep to heart question? How would the question be phrased or asked? One single question is all you have to ask. Questions about the past, future, or who will the latest sporting event. For me the question and person I would ask is myself. Honestly, I would ask myself the question. I would ask if I would change how my life turned out. What single question would you ask and who? Just Once (11/04) Just once I want to hear I love you for no reason. Just once I want to hear the you are proud of me. Just once I want to be thanked for the small things I do. Just once I want to feel unconditional love. Just once I was to be treated like an equal to you. Just once I want to

Hold Me
(Story that my daughter has been writing in fictionpress.com all comments are welcome) Hold Me What ever lies beyond this morning is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn’t scare me at all Nothing’s like before What’s the point of this? I don’t mean what is the point of life. I mean what is the point of going through life worrying about what everyone else thinks of you? Why would anyone waste their life blending in and not being who they really are? Sometimes I think a lot of us forget who we actually are. That’s just too bad. Well, while you are all out living your cookie cutter lives me and mine will be running where our feet take us and tasting the stale air that we’ve all caused. We’ll cry for those of us that stopped running. The “Real World” is a lie. All of our lives are lived in the world. There isn’t a fake world for kids. Maybe they’ll stop feeding us all that farce and then people can really live. If you are new to the dark I will tell y

Floridians...
You know you're a Floridian if.... Socks are only for bowling... You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes... A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade... Your winter coat is made of denim... You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites... You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65... Anything under 70 degrees is chilly... You've driven through Yeehaw Junction... Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005... You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for... You dread love bug season... You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne...and of course the terrible Wilma! (who was supposed to be a non-eventful cat. 2) You know what a snow

Halo
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

The Negatives...
i've been on the fu for less than a week and peoples capacity for the negative is amazing! i swear just opening mumms must put people instantly into bad moods! the first mumm i ever posted got so many negative comments about not just my mumm but about me and my picture, do i know these people? realy, who pissed in your koolade? i could not imagine the need to be total bitches and assholes to complete strangers then rate them a 10 and want to be a friend or a fan. and if you think that i am bitching, that's ok 'cause ya know why? it's my blog, and you can leave at any time.

Want Me For My Entire Fu Life?
~*~Own me for My Entire Fu Life!!Thats Right!Forever!~*~Offering Lots N Lots!!And much more thats not stated~*~Possible Owners plz Make your bids Monthly Bids!~*~I will end the Auction When i'm happy with the bidding:)We are talking about my entire fu life!And that will be till the day i die b cuz my smexi azz is not going no where!lol!~*~Show Me Lots N Lots Of Love!~*~ ~*~*~*~Love On Me Hard~*~*~*~ *******Show Me How Smexi U think I am******** CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GET TO THE AUCTION PIC!! THIS PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR POSSIBLE SMEXI FU SLAVE............... ~*~Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê Ì§ Whå† Måkê§ Mê §êx¥~*~'Öwñêr ð£ Lïvïñ *Älwå¥§~ñ~£ðrêvêr*~*~@ fubar LIP GLOSS - Lil MAMA

Funny E-mail Messages From My Friends!
This is an e-mail from my friend Troy. I haven't spoken to Troy in YEARS...Just happened to wonder what the hell happened to him, when outta no where he finds me on MySpace... He always was a charmer! **************** That was some funny shit angi....still make you puke.... :)) That one had me rollin'! It's weird that you thought of me, and then I pop up from under my rock. Some sort of repressed sexual lust I think. :-P So, what the hell is new with you? Besides all that inkwork? Stars on your neck? What's next, purple horse shoes, blue diamonds? You used to be smokin' hott! What the hell happened? Oh, Father Time has not been good to you! Nothin but love for 'ya!

A Friend Need Fubar Love So Plz Help
My friend Franco is new on Fubar and needs all the love to keep him here...He had Myspace...so lets show him how different Fubar is...Fan Rate and add him...Show him love. Franco@ fubar

Host Your Midget Here......
Ok folks, here is the deal. we now have the Midgets, or mini me's as i like to call them. and you get points when ever yours shows up. so here is the rules. 1) you send me your Fubar user ID (IE: fubar User ID: 764544) 2) you must post my Midget somewhere on your site and tell me where i can find it 3)once i verify my Midget is on your site somewhere, be it a blog, stash, or anywhere else, yours will be posted to my page under interests, as well as add you to the family 4)I will also host your Mini me for 50K fubucks, for 6 months, 100K fuBucks for a year, a ticker for 18 months, a Blast or Bling pack gets 2 years, and if you buy me a Happy Hour you get on the family for life... So stop reading this already and mail me your ID number, comon what you waiting for?????