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Nascar's First 'stewies' !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Two-time NASCAR champion Tony Stewart and radio sidekick Matt Yocum decided earlier this year that the stock car sport needed some awards to rival Hollywood's Oscars and Emmies. Thus were the Stewie Awards born. Stewart and Yocum, who co-host a weekly show on Sirius Satellite Radio, asked listeners to vote online in 12 categories. They handed out the inaugural Stewies this week in New York as part of NASCAR's Champion's Week celebration. Among the winners: -- Lifetime achievement awards to former NASCAR chairman Bill France Jr. and Hall of Fame driver/broadcaster Benny Parsons, both of whom died in 2007. -- Legend from the golden era of racing to longtime star A.J. Foyt Jr. -- BEST DUET (for outstanding teamwork by driver and crew chief) to Clint Bowyer and Gil Martin after Martin kept his driver calm and the team made only one adjustment on the car in their first Cup Nextel Cup victory Sept. 16 at New Hampshire. -- BEST ORIGINAL DRAMA to Kevin Har

U Wont Catch Any Disease.
i try to help ppl when they feel down, i send comment, giftss shoutbox messeges to anyone just to me nice and friendly to all. if u do not want me to do any of these things to be nice to u, please let me know. there aree a handful of ppl on here that i know that are thankful. to these ppl i say its a pleasure doing nice things for u and being ur friend. to the rest of u, please be nice back. remember, kindness and friendlyness goes a long way. thank you for reading this and hope u all have a great day. DEAD ANGEL

12/2/07
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Everyday Thang
You need to play with the people you see every day, from family members to customers at work. Flirt as much as you like -- there's no reason to believe that people will take it too seriously. PLEASE step to the side SUM of us REAL people got LOVE to show AND ur doing NOTHING but getting in the damn way Soooooooooooooo step to the side SO we can do our work in peace~! Dont it suck When ppl have U blocked BUT cum to visit ur page? Peace~n~Love to all~!

Thoughts
is it to much to ask ... for a hugg for a kiss for an i love you once a day for some understanding for some kind words for some kind of acknowledgment i guess so cause you give it to others and not to me y dont you love me lik eyou love her is it cause she younger is it cause she will take pics that she shouldnt is it beacuse she isnt me im coming in second again... second in life second in love i come in first only for being not pretty being lonely being stupid being messed up i really messed up more time then i can say so i guess in that i came in first also But in love i come in last.. yet in heartache i come in first.

Lesbians
I am new to the fubar and im a proud fem lesbian. It seems that every lounge i have been in when i mention a i am a lesbian pple seem to stop chatting. So if you know where i can go to meet other lesbians in fubar land let me know!!! Please also feel free to stop bye and rate and comment me.

Poems That Mean Alot 2 Me...
I ran across this poem and I love it..Hopefully you will too.... I Really DO Love You... But More importamnt is that you LoVE me or Not.. I stood awake at night thinking 'Bout you... but more important is that are you also thinking about me or someone else..? I mIssed you each day each moment... But more important is that you missed me in the same way too? If Not...Then Guys this is just one sided Love which Has No ending... It can gives you tears only and nothing else... if you wanna test it then let him Go.. If he comes back he is yours and if not... Then maybe he is in somebody else's destiny...

The Soldier And Santa - Recieved From Matt Lewisson Usmc (thank You My Dear Friend Tropicdreamz)
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO

Tiff
why is it when you break up with some one you hurt more then them? He moved down here for me and now that we are not longer hes leaving after a week of us not being together. why? questions roll through my mind. Was he going to tell me if i hadnt called to see what he was doing? Did he ever care for me? Did he ever love me like he said? Was he going to tell me the day i left to go back home for christmas? Can i really have him take me to the airport with out breaking down? Why does it hurt so bad? I think about it alot, if it was the right desition or not. I know it was bc i wasnt happy but now im depressed and sad. Why? it was my choice, my doing and i dont understand. I sometimes wish i was little agen, and didnt have to worry about geting hurt. I just dont know what to do anymore, i dont know if i could take that chance with another guy. I dont think i could take geting hurt anymore. I think i should just lock everything up inside and not let anything show ever. Just be one of those

Support The Men And Women In Harms Way
Of the 6 years I was in, half of them were spent in airports, bus stations, barracks or hanger bays, and one in boot camp. They can be very lonely, so if you have someone special who is not home this holiday, serving their country, send them something, anything. You would be surprised at how the smallest gift or card can brighten someones day while they are over seas. Have a great Christmas season everyone, and remember those in harms way!

Whispers
Click The Picture CD below to the Website: Who and What is SKIP? The American Institute On Domestic Violence is a nonprofit organization that has long been dedicated to the safety of women, children and their families. Our signature project is called SKIP - Safe Kids Identification Program. SKIP is the moost comprehensive child ID program available. These ID kits providelaw enf

Poetry
i was on a mission you had no ambition thats why we didnt work and you turned out to be a jerk Now we have both moved on To find our real true one i hope u have luck in ur future im done with all your torture i hope we can still be friends maybe it will all be great in the end so i want ot say good luck to you now i have to focus on what im gonna do Im gonna find my number one and focus on my son and untill me meet again good luck my great friend looking back on the path i have taken i know it is the right one the roads are rocky and the leaves r shaken lookin back on the path i have taken through the thorny bushes that cut me so deep that left scars deep in my soul looking back on the path i have taken where the storms were deadly and the suroundings were petrifying i am sure it is the right one How do i know u may ask lookin ahead in the path i have chosen i see sun and white fluffy clouds i see rainbows and butterflys I see feilds of daisys that

Life
Hey everybody i am in a comment contest starting rioht now for the next seven days please bomb me and show me some mad love here is the link you will need http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=3148350397 I love you all Life is to short to wake up in the morningwith regrets. So love the people who teat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, If it changes your life, let it. Nobody ever said it was gonna be easy they just promised it would be worth it. I am here to meet cool ass people and maybe find a online relationship. If you are a perv ar a hater please don't bother. I am a cool ass bitch who likes to have a good time, and party. I have a really big heart and it gets broken very easily. So please haev some respect and don't bother if you don't mean it.

Songs For Friends
Darling Owner (Parody of Prince's Darling Nikki for my fu-owner ***Jay*** I knew a girl named Julie And I'd say she's a sexy bish Bought me in an auction Held by her sister Drew Said she wanted to own me Then she put in the winning bid. She added me to her friends list I could not believe my eyes She had so many pictures No way to rate em all She said change ya name, ya fubar hua Your ass is now owned by me Julie She posted a new default Said she really owns my azz Didn't bother telling her I wanna molesticate her azz She's got this sexy look Like a teacher in the class. Time's up in march What am I gonna do? My owners hawt I think we should do more Than just the fu. This little rewrite is for a special little 2 year old. Hope it helps her sleep through the night. Alyssa's Lullaby (Parody of Shawn Mullins' "Lullaby" for a special little girl) You'll grow up in a big town, filled with places like Time Square All of

Nsfw
Are we headed for the days of prohibition on this site???? I mean pic prohibition! I have had, in the past two days, 2 pictures marked as NSFW that are anything but! A CARTOON of Santa's elves mooning him and just now, a beautiful personalized comment sent to me by a friend! It had less skin showing on a PICTURE, not the person who sent it, than I see everyday in school! I guess the pic gestapo is out in force...wait excuse me, more like the "KGB"! It is amazing what is being marked NSFW! Anyhow, that is my rant for now!

This Is So True
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

My Apologies Master
I HAVE DONE A BAD THING...I POSTED NSFW PICS AGAINST MY MASTERS WISHES.I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MY MASTER FOR DISOBEYING HIM.I WAS A BAD SLAVE...AND WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN.IT IS IMPORTANT TO OBEY YOUR MASTER...FOR THEY KNOW BEST...MY BODY BELONGS TO MY MASTER...I AM NOT TO SHARE IT WITH ANYONE...I LOVE AND ADORE HIM AND FEEL VERY BAD FOR GOING AGAINST HIS ORDERS.HE GUIDES ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION...FOR MY OWN GOOD...AND DISOBEYING HIM IS QUITE DISRESPECTFUL.I WILL BE A BETTER SLAVE FOR YOU MASTER...I'M SORRY I WAS DISOBEDIENT.I FEEL UNWORTHY OF MY MASTERS ATTENTIONS FOR MY BAD DECISION.I HAVE BEEN A BAD SLAVE I DESERVE A HARSH PUNISHMENT FOR MY ACTIONS.I FEEL I DESERVE WHATEVER PUNISHMENT MY MASTER GIVES ME.I HOPE IT IS A PUNISHMENT THAT WILL BE SEVERE AND HARD TO FORGET.I WILL LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS.I KNOW I WILL, A NAUGHTY SLAVE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE MASTER AND I AM SO ASHAMED.HE DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS......PUNISH ME AS YOU SEE FIT MASTER......MY HUMBLE BODY IS IN YOUR HANDS..

Life Sucks
A person never knows when they got a drinkin problem. I know for instance.I almost lost my life the night of november 3 morning of november 4. i was stupid for drinking and driving. i hit a bridge head on with a truck that didn't even belong to me. it belonged to my boss. i pray to god and count my blessings each and every day that i get out of bed that i was able to walk away from that accident that almost took my life. i suffer from a broken neck and loss of feeling in my left arm. doctors aren't sure if the feeling will ever come back. i had to have surgery on my neck. they stuck 2 steel rods and bolts in my neck to keep it together. they also did a bone graph on it. will keep you all updated as doctors do me.

Swtchrry
ON THE BLOCK ONCE AGAIN COME BID AND WIN ME!!!! SHOW HER SOME LOVE Ann Landers: “If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'” Robert Collier: “Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.” Chuck Palahniuk: “The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” Okay so heres there deal.......everyone knows devils goddess, if not you will trust me. Shes awesome and

Something 2
There is so much beauty in This wondrous, blue rose If only we could capture it Within our very souls If we could take its beauty And apply the glow within Search a little deeper In the soul beneath our skin Take what it does stand for And shed its love abroad Don't hide the glow within you But share the love of God You know you can't touch beauty Without it rubbing off on you And spreading it to others In the kindness that you do There lies within each one of us The beauty like this rose When it's used in touching others Then its beauty overflows

Lounge
COME JOIN US !!! Christmas party hosted by Will in on December 22nd at 6pm P.S.T or 9pm E.S.T!!! whats included: 1. HOTTIES on cam 2. Best Christmas Profile gets a 3 Day BLAST 3. Christmas Trival for fubucks 4. Everyones favorite music 5. Dancing and drinking Click on the banner to enter the lounge!!! .xo Freak Killah ox. (repost of original by 'Poeticheart*Co-owner of Magikal Seductions~L.U.V. Club' on '2007-12-18 18:03:23') (repost of original by 'Will~~~~~ coOwner of Nasty Habit~~~~~~Wicked Storm Crew~~~~~enforcer for Magikal Seductions}}}}}} &h' on '2007-12-18 18:09:56') Hey everyone i made a lounge called the nasty habit it has a couple games in it that you can play. Check it out and let your friends know about it also. Copy and paste this link to go to the lounge. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52309 Christmas party hosted by Will in

Things You Should Know About Me -- And Probly And Other Woman
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo

Erotic Stories I Write
This reoccurring dream is driving Precious insane. As it is, every night when she goes to bed she can feel someone watching her. It’s like he is protecting her. It doesn’t scare her, only makes her feel secure and she sleeps. For years, sleep was something that eluded her. She was up for days at a time and when she slept it was only for a few hours and then the routine started again. But since she has started dreaming of him, feeling him with her at night, she slept soundly. With the exception of the dreams. Today is her day off and she decided that she is spending it at the park. Just walking around and thinking. It has been awhile since there has been a guy in her life and there has never been a time that she had someone to make her heartbeat speed up, make her lose her breath at the mere touch of him, at seeing his smile. In her dreams she looks deep into his eyes and feels the passion in him. During the light of day, she still sees that passion haunting her, calling out to her.

Women That Are Losers !!
i find that women on fubar just flat out lies saying o i love you and blu blu blu and trys to make guys out a joke what comes around goes around so if you are one of them women news flash your time is coming bitch !!!!!!! for the 6 months i been on fubar i seen alot of women thinks their god's gift to men lmao if they only know we laugh behind their back and us guys think of something else about them kind of women their nothing but whores and wants to be i guess these women think that thier all that and plus some i bet you 9 out of 10 their really bad in bed and like deid fucks.

D/s Stories Writen By My Pets
"Today, you will be cleaning the kitchen floor. It could use a good cleaning so a mop won't do; you will use a scouring sponge. I expect nothing less than a thorough cleaning. Are you listening to me?!" "Yes Mistress" "I ask because you were looking at your nipples, not at me. If you are not going to look at me when I am addressing you, I could always blindfold you. Do you really think you could clean this floor to my satisfaction if you were blindfolded?" "No Mistress it probably would not be good enough, although I would try my best". I had been looking down at my nipples because of the clothes pins pinching them, I was wondering if I was going to be able to clean the floor without hitting one and causing me more discomfort. My mistress called me over and told me to turn around and face the kitchen, she was now behind me. She reached around and pulled me against her. This was nice as I was naked and beginning to get a bit chilly waiting there. She t

Love Me Now Not Later
Tell me something why do people have to hate on you. when your not bothering them that just shows me your not on my level. I'VE NEVER BEEN NASTY TO ANYONE ON HERE . But if you come at me I will fucken show my claws. I mean come on now on my page I did say I don't have time for you to hate. If you can't read that's not my fucken problem take up a class dumb ass. I will say it one more time for those of you that don't understand english when you see it . If you shown me love I will do the same for you keep it real or just keep on steppen. I have no time for you to player hate let's get it right. My name it's Li'0'nne for nothing. Some of you are just dieing to see the lion come out of me. If you think Ii'm right or wrong please feel free to comment Hold me close not later for you shell not now when my life will exspire. I need the touch of your soft hand to know you will always be there . Please love me now not later for my body ackes with wasm desire. Can I get close to your heart for

Sober Thoughts
In a few short weeks christmas will nearly be upon us...and a year will have past since my ex-husband told me he wanted a divorce. One week before Christmas, my life was turned completely upside down. I tried to convince him that we could work through it for week. Then on Christmas Eve I told him I was going to stay with his parents for awhile. His response, "alright then, my friend will move in here." Suddenly I realized how serious he was and I had just become somewhat homeless. I left the apartment that day only to return a few times more to gather belongings. So why am I telling you all of this? Because I am trying to keep myself from going insane and having an emotional breakdown. I have managed to put up some Xmas decorations, but cannot bring myself to put up the tree. Why can't I take that step? Maybe because I'll be the only one putting gifts under it...no one will be putting any under it for me. As I am starting to lose focus, I will wrap this up. As crappy

Benfit
There will be a There will be a benefit for Amanda Thomas on Saturday, December 8, starting at 12:00 noon at the Moundsville Volunteer Fire Department. Amanda passed away tragically on October 6, 2007 and leaves behind 2 daughters, ages 4 yrs and 18 months. The benefit will feature a spaghetti dinner, live bands, dj, cash bar, and some unbelievable raffles and giveaways. Among the items are a football signed by Steeler great Mel Blount,a Neal McCoy autographed guitar,WVU team autographed football,guns and much more. Everyone is welcome so invite as MANY people as you can. Proceeds benefit Amanda's Angels Fund for her two little girls. For more information call Chris (304)639-0557.

Toots1974
well hello there everyone just thought i would say hi, its been awhie since i have been on...rate my pics check out my profile toots1974 Just to let you all i know iam sexy and please rated my pics....would appercaite it alot... hope to hear form you

What Kind Of Sandwitch Arte You
You Are a Club Sandwich You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you! You dream big. You think big. And you eat big. Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it. Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly SandwichWhat Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Fun
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 75% Naughty, 25% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that!Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year? What The Holidays Mean to You For you, the holidays are about emotional connections and bonds. You are happiest being around those you love. You celebrate the holidays in an over the top style. If something is cute, you'll buy it. People end up with a lot of gifts from you - and your house is like a holiday wonderland, full of decorations. During the holidays, you like to feel cozy and comfortable. You're happy to stay inside with a roaring fire and a warm drink. You think the holidays should be decadent and indulgent. You never mind gaining a few holiday pounds... it's worth it! Your best holiday memories are of childhood foods and traditions. You secretly still wish you believed in Santa Claus.What Do the Holidays Mean to You?

My Deposition
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-13 23:12:49')

Lyrix
THEY SAY LIFE IS A BITCH, I BELIEVE IT- CUZ SHE DONE FUCKED ME OVER AND OVER- SITTIN IN AN OLDS', BUT I WANNA RIDE ROVER- SHE DRIVES ME TO DRINK, WHEN I WANNA BE SOBER- SHE PUT ME WITH A BITCH 'BOUT 5 YRS OLDER- RAN ME MAD, NOW IM BOLDER- FO'FO' MAG, PUSH EM DOWN LIKE BOULDERS- SHE MAKES ME SICK, I HATE THAT BITCH...

Thoughts (from Me Or My Friends)
Things havent been the best for me lately and I was starting to feel like it was me. I still feel that way, but I spoke with a friend of mine and he emailed me back his thoughts and I was so thankful for his insight - - - (and yes ladies a man actually wrote this) email to me from a friend: i just have some thought of what i have learned of love. love begins with our thoughts we become what we think about. loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourself and others. if we want to love someone we need to consider their needs and desires thinking about your ideal partner will help u recognize him or her when u meet them you cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them but first you need to respect yourself to begin to gain self-respect ask your self what do i most respect about myself to gain respect of others even those u dont like ask your self what do i respect about them if u want to r

Cowboy Wisdom
All those years I thought I had the world by the tail. I forgot their was a Lion on the other end just waintin to kick my ass... Turns out, the biggest troublemaker you'll every have to deal with in your life is most likely looking back at you in the mirror each morning. Developing good judgement comes from making a lot of bad choices. An old Oklahoma wrangler once told me..."You can be anything you wanna be, but you can never be something you're not. Be proud you're a cowboy." I would rather be on my Harley thinking about how great God is, than in church thinking about my Harley. Always end every conversation with those you love with "I love you" you never know when it might be the last time. Be glad you don't get what you really deserve. When you get at dawn and throw on your jeans, don't fret if they feel like they'll bust at the seams. That last piece of pie that you tried to pass up, never mentioned your pants might get hard to zip up. But now y

Story Board
I knew my endless summer was over as I watched her walk away across that dusty gravel parking lot... It had been a long 5 years since that fateful day on 9-11. The T.V. newsmen said Americia is under attach and we don't know where the President is. I don't know where he was either, exactly but I have a damn good idea since I was with his airplane pulling security. She was safe at home with the kids in what east coasters laughingly call "flyover Country" while we were ditributing more ammo and putting on our ballastic flack vests. You see we thought it was all a drill designed to test our response, then we heard the real news on some little old ladies car radio. Not long after things went back to semi normal but every single true American knew in their heart that our innocence was long gone. My life had changed radically. Long gone were the days of working for a fortune 500 comapany, replaced by working security for the U.S. Army in some backwater airport disarming women of their

Just Seeing Who Are My Friends
sents i been on this site i meet alot off great friends on hereand i do like it here, i know i don,t talk much on here. i do get depress alot and sometimes i just don,t know what to think, so i,m going to see who is a friend, do you want me to stay or go, just let me know, i like this site but it gets bad when you have to do the id chack ever few mins on here can,t they give a little brake and not have to make you do a id chack so much, you all been great and i,ll miss you all take care hugss kisss marry x-mas happy new year

My Fun Side
Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, SurgeonWhat Color Is Your Aura?

My Aura
***Your Aura is Blue*** Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura? http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/

Native Americans
They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept one; they promised to take our land, and they did. "Mahpiua Luta "Red Cloud" Oglala Lakota" The earth was created by the assistance of the sun, and it should be left as it was.... The Country was made without lines of demarcation and it is no mans business to divide it.... I see the white all over the country gaining wealth and see their desire to give us lands which are worthless. The earth and myself are of one mind. The measure of land and the measure of our bodies are the same. Say it to us if you can say it, that you were sent by Creative Power to talk to us. Perhaps you think the creator sent you here to destroy us as you see fit If I thought you were sent by the creator I might be I might be induced to think you had a right to dispose of me. Do not misunderstand me, but understand me fully with reference to my affection to the land. I never said the land was mine to do with as I chose. The one who has a

What The Hell
i have no idea what im doing on this web page ...lol im here for friends not a boyfriend or a f*%k friend i do have standards ...so if you want to be friend im ok with that if you want to f*%k me or date me ..i dont know what to tell you.... i like to meet face to face to date people

666
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer an other health problems? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick brown curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to dona

Just Chillin...
I am just sitting here listening to music and talking to all you peeps. Don't you just love being referred to as little marshmallow puffs that come out for Easter. That was my teenage daughters talk coming out of me. *cough cough* sorry..... Anyway...yes, I am bored. I am on here as I said, and my hubby is laying on the bed watching TV. Aren't we the exciting couple? lol My daughter is listening to music in her room I think, and that about sums it up. Does anyone have a free small dog out there they want to get rid of? We are looking for one. Has to be a small one though. Oh, and if you have an extra couple hundred dollars hanging around let me know too...lol. Joking. So....I will stop boring you now and let you go. If you feel like rating this that would be very sweet of you all. :) I would and do rate a lot of yours. If I missed one or two then I'm sorry. Brat

Don't Just Live Life - Experience It.
Time flies by so fast, before we know we are old. It is hard for my children and their children to understand what I mean. That is not their fault because they do not know what I have seen. Through out my years I wake each day, being thankful for another day. Then one day I woke up and realized that life is more than waking up one after the other. That times passes so fast away. I began to realize how important it is not only to live but to experience life each day. That not all experience is good but some is bad, that I would never know if I never had. As I looked into the mirror I could see, an aged old man that is me. Then I looked deep inside only to see a new young man who is me. A new young man who for the first time in his life could really see. Life is an experience for us to be. Feeling the light that only some others know, they can actually feel the glow. Others may feel but they do not see what the true meaning of life is the experience to be. It does n

Lyrics
When clouds above you start to pour And all of your doubts Rage like a storm And you don't know who you are anymore Let me help you find what you've been searching for CHORUS: Somewhere there's a field and a river You can let your soul run free Someday let me be the giver Let me bring you peace Somewhere there's a break in the weather Where your heart and spirit go free Someday it'll be for the better Let this bring you peace Girl, I know you think no one sees The weight on your shoulders But you can't fool me And aren't you tired of standing so tall Let me be the one to catch you when you fall CHORUS: Somewhere there's a field and a river You can let your soul run free Someday let me be the giver Let me bring you peace babè Somewhere there's a break in the weather Where your heart and spirit go free Someday it'll be for the better Let this bring you peace BRIDGE: Let me bring you joy, let me bring you peace Take the

I Haven't Taken The Time To Do This
Well I haven't had and/or taken the time till now to do this.. but I've met my first person off of Fubar. We managed to meet last Thursday after I got off work. It just so happened that Wednesday evening we were talking about where he'd be heading and that it would be nice to get to meet sometime. He said well too bad you live on the wrong side of Ohio.. I said why is that? He said well I have to pick up a load in Archbold... I said WHAT!? I live in Northwest Ohio.. he's like OH .. for some reason I thought you lived in PA .. LOL so we figured things out.. kept in touch on thursday to see how things were going to work out.. and I met him at a truck stop in Napoleon .. not far from where I work and live. Sooooo YAY .. I met Wolfers :D ~Wolfie~ RL Hubby of Sweet Brat, FU Fiance of Durty Girl and FU BF to *Naughty Girl*@ fubar and I look forward to meeting so many more :) Lusion o.O

Sunday
This is the first time I have been online today. I have been quite the busy one with shopping today and visiting friends. Peter has been outside most of the day decorating the house and putting up lights....lots of lights! I have at least started my Christmas shopping now. I got the boys Ipods so far. Lots of stuff for their stockings too. It has been a chilly weekend. Finally starting to feel winter like around here. Mind you that it was 47 degrees today. My kids have been yelling at me to turn the heater up but my response to them is they can turn it up if they want to pay the electric/gas bill! I am buying a new car tomorrow. I have only had mine that I have now for about 21 months but I have never been that in love with the vehicle. I am getting something that is nicer. Going from Honda to Lincoln. I am getting a Lincoln MKX and it has lots of bells and whistles. We have to go to San Francisco tomorrow to purchase it since that is where the exact one is I want an

The Funnest Night So Far!
Hey everyone that reads this I just want to tell Romeo-aka Kevin and Short Bus THANKS for the great time last night. I had so much fun hanging out with you both. To bad I had to work today or I am sure we could have made one hell of a night out of it. We are going to have to definitely do this again! If anyone wants to know what I am talking about..I invited all my Fubar Friends to Sharky's last night to my party...hmm well ok to my get together. The only 2 that showed was Kevin, and Short bus and thats because I picked them up..ok well Kevin brought his friend Terry. But he ended up heading out with some other friends. So I guess if you all read this and want to experience such a great time like we did last night then you will all come to my next party December the 7th at Traffic in downtown Springfield...karaoke night!!! Be there before 9pm to get a good seat and prepare to have a blast! Muwaahhhhhss I luv you both thanks again for the great time last night-OH AND IF YOUR A PERVE REA

Mother In Law
had surgery on her knee friday afternoon.. laproscopic .. they scraped the arthritis out and repaired something else(can't remember what its called) anyways I was suppose to take her for her surgery but since I had missed the previous 2 weeks of work I decided Tiger(hubby) could do it, and I still would go spend the nite with her. So after I got off work friday and got showered and around I headed to her house. I took my laptop with me figuring I could maybe manage to hook up to someones unprotected wireless network .. well I sorta did..but then I lost it .. and couldn't get it back :( I didn't sleep well there either :( about 3 hours I'd say. I can get along with my MIL but somethings she says or does drives me nuts LOL I suppose its like that with everyone to some extent. She really appreciated me staying with her, so thats all good AND I survived it even without being able to get on Fubar :O OMG now I know I'll live without logging on here LOL

Paging Dr. Luv
warning!!! before you read further, i suggest you have at least 1 of 3 things at your nearest convenience: 1. a hottie sitting next to you 2. a free hand 3. some kind of battery operated device ...because this one's a little hot and sticky boys and girls, so enjoy!! okay kiddies, let's talk about sex today. yes, i said sex, in all it's forms...it's very common but the word itself has so many different names. you can be fucking, screwing, fornicating, boning, pounding, bumpin and grinding, crushin the pink cookie, slobberin on the knob, bumpin uglies or fuzzies, gettin ur freak on, eatin at the "y", doin the horizontal tango, or even for those in a relationship, makin luv...aww, how sweet...but anyway you wanna put it, we all need it...like ll cool j said "doin it and doin it and doin it well"...yes, i did quote that fine ass man...but let's get down to the real reason why we "do it". is it because we crave that physical contact? are we trying to get revenge on someone?a

Please Fill Out
1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could kiss me anywhere in the world, where would we have our first kiss? 20. If you could kiss me anywhere on my body, where would you kiss me? 21. What's your favorite position? Why? 22. Whats your favorite picture of me? Why? 23. Wh

Poemz
hes amazing isn't he!! I love him!! Though I haven't been feeling good today, I thought of you and wrote this with you in my mind. I hope you'll like it! "My Heart is full" You are always on my mind, no matter what time of day. Even when I shouldn't, I think about you anyway. And when I think about you this much, The day seems so very long. When all the time we spend apart, just seems so very wrong. You are my special gift, Sent from up above. Sent to me from heaven, Sent for me to love. Thank you for your smile, and your light that fills my dreams. You always make it brighter, No matter how dark it seems. I love you baby girl. TC of yourself and think of me when you feel at your lowest. Perhaps it will bring a smile to your face and lift your heavy heart! xOxOxo

Have I Met You Before?
Last night....All I have to say is that if you are with a hot girl don't blow off your friends and make them feel bad and if you are going to kick it, then at least don't tell your friends to f*ck off just to make yourself look cool you mean smurf-lookin, snoopy impressionist bitch! Other than that drunk jenga was hella fun! :)

Christmas Eve
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

The Dream
Last night I dreamt That you were by my side Your arms circled around me, and You were looking into my eyes You were whispering sweet nothings in my ear Promising you'll always be here That you'll never go away... I looked into your eyes Then, your lips touched mine As my mind drifted away I fell in love all over again My heart started beating faster, and I had that same feeling when I knew you were the one For the very first time, when I had butterflies All the feelings of wanting you around But not being able to tell you about So I would brush you off, acting like I didn't like you When I felt so good when you were around When you'd touch me, I had melted inside Kind of like now I feel your warmth touching me all over my body, and My heart seems to skip a beat Now I feel your eyes looking at my body So I close mine, and You start to kiss me all over You run your finger down my neck to my chest, and I start to feel what's going on is getting intense My heart

~*lyrics*~
Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know The way she feels inside (inside) Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) These sleeping thoughts won't li

Tupac(da Realest)
I NEED AND UPGRADE SO I CAN ADD MORE PHOTOS!!! PLZ LADIES CUMM BY AND VIEW AND COMMENT RATE... AND IF YOU ARE A FRIEND PLZ FAN... I PROMISE I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!!! MUAH WOMEN ARE THE KEYS TO THE WORLDS IGNITION OH AND GODS GIFT TO MEN DID I FORGET TO MENTION!!!! .:: 2pac Timeline September 1968: Tupac's mother, Afeni Shakur, joins the New York Black Panther party at age 22. April 1969: Afeni's is arrested and charged with conspiracy to bomb several public areas in new York City. While out on bail, Afeni courts two men: Legs, a local hood, and Billy, a member of the party. February 1971: Afeni, pregnant with Tupac, has her bail revoked; she's sent to the Women's House of Detention in Greenwich Village. June 16, 1971: Shortly after his mom is acquitted on bombing charges, Tupac Amaru Shakur is born in New York. Tupac Amaru are Inca Words meaning "shining serpent." Shakur is Arabic for Thankful to God. 1975-1983: Tupac's family shuttles between the Bronx

Wonder
There is more to life then just sex if you really care about someone you will understand then and understand that they just want to be held and loved I lay there and cry wondering if that will ever happen but I think that I will grow old and all alone cuz I dont think that no one really knows how I feel I can tell you all I want but no one will really understand how I feel I wish there was just one person out there that knew how I felt and that wanted the same thing I want I want a family that loves each other you know that fream the big white house and the fence and the dog and all that I would love to have that and I just cant seem to find that no matter what I do I cant seem to do anything right I guess I will not find that right one for me You sit there and tell me that I am ugly. You sit there and think that it is going to hurt me but all it is doing is making me a stronger women heart body mind and soul stronger cuz of people like you THANK YOU for making me a stronger women I wo

First Blog
Well this is my first blog so I will make it a short and sweet one. I am 30 and a loving father of 2 beautiful boys. I live in Indiana ( which is not much of a state ) lol. well if you want to know more just let me know.

Just Some Things That Were On My Mind And Other Stuff
YOU SEE IT COMING, BUT HESITATE. BECAUSE YOU TRUST THE APPROACHING HATE. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOPE FOR THE BEST, BUT DEEP IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW THE TEST. FUCK THE WORLD, FUCK YOU TOO, YOUR HEART IS BLACK AND SO UNTRUE. NEVER DARKEN MY DOOR AGAIN, NEVER CALL YOURSELF MY FRIEND. OH YES THERES SO MUCH MORE TO SAY, I REGRET THE DAY YOU CAME MY WAY. TAKE YOUR LIES, DECEIT AND SPITE, YOU HAVE NO REASON YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. THE DARKEST PITS AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL, NO EXCUSES NO DENIAL THIS WEB OF LIES BELONGS TO YOU DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW YOU MISERABLE BITCH THAT NEEDS COMPANY MINIONS TO CARRY OUT HER DEEDS. YOU HAVENT GOT THE BALLS TO CONFESS THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS. EVERYONE WILL SOON REALIZE YOU DECEIVE, YOU CONJUR, YOU CHEAT YOU LIE. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU WONT GET FAR. NOW LAY IN YOUR BED OF THORNS YOU WHORE FROM ME YOU WILL GET NOTHING MORE. SIGNED LUMINA PERFECTION HAS YET TO BE PROVEN WHEN

The Plan For Life
The Plan For Life > On the first day, God created the dog and said: > "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or > walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." > The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years > and I'll give you back the other ten?" > So God agreed. > On the second day, God created the monkey and said: > "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you > a twenty-year life span." > The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time > to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" > And God agreed. > On the third day, God created the cow and said: > "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under > the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For > this, I will give you a life span of Sixty Years." > The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you

Contest Has Started
Contest Started on friday and these people really need your help. So if any friends want to come help out. These are the contestants for my contest. Contest runs until December 31st. So pick a person and help them out thank you. All help will not go un noticed and i will be giving out VIP gifts to anyone that helps. This Contest is brought to you by FuBaRsLaDyInReD♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)...Fu Owned by Texas Camaro N@ fubar

To Funny
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it! -Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! -Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. -I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. -Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. -Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. -If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN! -I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. -At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. -Mypenis likes it when people pet him. -Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. -Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? -Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. -I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. -I keep

18 Love Questions
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed 2. Do you take shampoo & conditioner bottles from hotels? yes 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no 5. Are you eating anything right now? no 6. Who do you think reads these? whoevers bored 7. Do you have a calendar in your room? no 8. Where are you? My bedroom 9. What's your plan for the day? sleep work sleep 10. Are you reading any books right now? No 11. Is it cold out? its a little chilly 12. Ever count your steps when you walk? no 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes 15. Do you chew on your pens and pencils? yes 17. Favorite place to buy make-up? MAC Store 18. What is your "Song of the week"? Hmmmm 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes 20 Do you still watch cartoons? yes 21. Whats your favorite love movie? IDK? 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? IDK 23. What do you drink with dinner? water usually 24. What do you dip Chi

Random Creativeness
Murder!!! This time i'm gonna rip off your fuckin faces This time im gonna spread body parts in different places There will be blood coming down, pouring like rain covering the streets as i scream out my pain personal hell burning away at my soul turning my heart into an empty black hole hate and murder start to fill the void gripping the knife as i become annoyed by all the bullshit and drama life brings listen close as this devil sings wanting your flesh wanting your blood drowning your soul with sin in one big flood for the torture will never again stop until your body bleeds its one last drop left to bleed tattered and torn through it all your soul is worn being left to cry and scream wishing it was all a dream your inner demons breaking through leaving a shell of what used to be you through it all the end looks bleek as you let go a frightening shriek begging for the torture done as you see life without the fu

Its A Sad Day :(
hi, pless say a prayer for my friend sara she almost died to day form a stroke she is in the hostel their r testing her plees pray for her to git better princessfubar81@ fubar i love you sara terry

Checklist
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers:

Fu Own Me For A Month!!!
WANNA OWN ME FOR A MONTH?? ENDS DEC.6 @ MIDNIGHT PACIFIC TIME. ONLY GOT 2 DAYS TO BID CLICK HERE NOW TO FU OWN ME FOR A MONTH: DON'T WASTE TIME..GET YOUR BIDS IN NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME!! Got any questions or concerns. please contact me through message only. Fubar Auction Hostess: ¢¾heartme¢¾ aka dinarocks **FU OWNED BY TEXAS CAMARO NUT**@ fubar I will have info soon on how YOU can OWN ME for a full month! Keep watching! Details, hopefully, later today! All I know is the auction starts at MIDNIGHT tonight, Tuesday, December 4th and ENDS MIDNIGHT Thursday, December 6th. I was in an auction and starting December 7, 2007 I am fu owned for a month by Lonestartxcowboy. . . go check him out; he is one awesome cowboy baby! :D lonestartxcowboy@ fubar

Heartbroken
Heartbroken.....Empty....Dark......Broken....Hurt....Sad.....Unfeeling....Lost..... Why is it that the ones we care about the most......Are always the ones to hurt you the worst???? My sun was shining for a change and in a moment...I am in darkness once again.....Alone....Confused....Angry.... I feel as though my soul has left me....Cold and Hungry..... I hope to feel the warmth of the sun shining on me once again.......

Just Something
RACISTS? Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

Believe In Angel
I BELIEVE IN ANGELS A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone

Control
I would like to find that ONE......the ONE who can control me.....in love, lust, mind, body, and spirit.....Stimulate me in ways I have never known.....Touch me in places I have never been touched.....Help me to explore things I have never experienced...ONE who is so much a part of me, HE comes to me in my dreams....ONE who has every part of me for his own.....His will as my only reason for being.....ONE who absolutely completes me....ONE who without, my soul feels empty......I want to be that ONE's only.....To free me spiritually and sexually.....ONE who will guide me as only he wishes.....I want to totally belong to this ONE......Where is he??? Are YOU the ONE?????

Honesty
Ok, so the question of the day is: Are there ANY honesty people in the world nowadays? I know you all gonna say "Yes I'm real and I'm always honest"...look deep within yourself and think LONG and HARD before answering that question. 99.9% if not 100% of the people on my friends list/Fubar as a whole are liars and not bring honest about everything they are telling the others they meet and wanna be friends with on here and in life as a whole. So now is the chance to be completely honest with ME...if you want to stay on my little friends list that I have on this page, Private message me and Be Honest about anything you may have lied to me about or not told me...I mean anything cause I am a very good detective and if I find out your not being a truthful friend, I ain't got the time for it and I'm gonna delete you! It's friend or foe time people!

Rants
i think it's absolutely abhorrent the way you moms, dads, and grandparents flaunt pics of the children in your life on the internet! this is not the corner supermarket, we are complete strangers to you! we don't need to see pics of your kids, as well as know their names. did it ever dawn on you that someone may try to meet you online in order to gain access to your children? we teach our children not to talk to strangers. they don't have to. you're doing it for them. are people on here illiterate? i can't even tell what half the mummms i read sare supposed to say! i read someone's profile earlier who is supposedly a comic book writer or artist or whatever and there were spelling errors all over the page! seriously, how do these idiots exist in the world? ok. that's all.

Help Me When A Vip Or Blast!
heres the link bomb as much as you can please! I have been sick and in the hospital for the past 3 weeks. I'm still very sick and dont spend much time online.I also have a very young son to take care of.along with family drama to deal with. I was told I would be removed from the family due to not bombing. I wrote sleezy back and let him know what was going on. and he went ahead and removed me. I think it's a bunch of bs. I know some of you are able to be on here everyday bombing. but i have a life outside the internet. when i have the time to bomb I do what I can. I had alot of fun doing it,took my mind off things. but if im going to be removed because things in my life took a turn for the worse and i was unable to spend the time online. then this isnt a family at all, its a bunch of selfish assholes. I'm happy to be removed from the fubombers cause this family SUCKS!

Possibility
What if we had met In a different time and place? What might have been 'tween us As I looked upon your face? Would we have ben something More than just friends? Could we have cared for other Until the very end? Might you have given This tired soul a chance If we we but met Under different circumstance? What might have happened Is too hard to say Had we not met here But in a different way. So this question goes unanswered As I look upon your face, What if we had met In a different time and place?

Douche
Why is it that some guys just don't get it? I give everything I am to him, I'm myself 150% and I still feel shitty around him as times, why is that? Is it me or am I just getting treated shitty? I didn't think he'd be an ass, he isn't one, very far from it but when he makes me angry [very few and far inbetween] it makes me super angry. Like pisses me off to no end. I feel like sometimes he overlooks shit, and dosn't totally understand my financial situations and shit. I mean sure I have a job and technically all my shit is in order but that dosn't mean I have extra money to spend whenever I please. I can't usually do spur of the moment stuff, because I usually don't have any extra money laying around to do those things. It makes me wanna cry, honestly.

An Old Poem
Different Current mood: tired (This is a poem I wrote back in 2002.) You look at a young girl and what do you see? You see a dark clothed female. You look at her face and what do you see? You see eyes, a nose, a mouth, and hair. You look in her eyes and what do you see? You see the pathway to her soul. You look at her soul and what do you see? You see a happy, brave girl screaming to get out. But no, the world won't let that happen; You keep her locked away and show her nothing but hatred, lies, and anger. You make her depressed and scared at all times; She goes to her room, locks the door, and just sits there and cries. When at school people look at her like she is weird, Only because she is different then them. She tries and tries to speak to people about her inner beauty, But everyone shuns her away. Close-minded and selfish they walk around her, Not a word spoken to her. I recieved 2nd place through the GFWC/TN Fonti

Just Thinking Outloud And Getting Some Things Out
I hate it when memories come back to slap me in the face, and I don't know how to deal with some of them. I don't know whether to be angry, sad, or even happy. For once in my life, I'm actually happy about something and someone, even thought there's a lot of bad things happening at the same time. But I honestly don't care about the bad stuff. For once, I'm not dwelling on the bad stuff..... for once.... the bad isn't outweighing the good. I know that memories are memories and should mainly remain in the past considering that's what they are.... but they still creep up on me and then I can't focus on anything but them. And I also am aware of the fact that I should get over them, because there's nothing I could have done, or even do, to change them, no matter how much I'd love to. I've learned not to regret things and to just live by mistakes that I've made. But when one of those mistakes that I've made, is that something told me to stop and see how my friend was doing and see how his li

Tony
"All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it's like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end you're completely alone with it."

Rate This Pic
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Think Before You Speak
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and

Bah Humbug!
Ok anyone that knows me knows I hate this time of year. Absolutely HATE it! Why, you ask? Well it's simple.....people! Yep that's it. I hate people. Maybe it's not so much people as it is that they get stupid and mean. I hate the selfishness of Christmas. Don't get me wrong, I'm as selfish as the average person, if not more so. And I often live in denial of my selfishness. However Christmas time is the ultimate selfish period of the year and everyone denies it. People will ram you to get a car park at a shopping mall. They push past you desperately seeking the last ham or toy. People are in a rush and they don't care who else they hurt as long as they are okay. It's the selfish gene at its most virulent- everyone looking after their own family at the expense of everyone else. Yet we call it the season of good will. The stores get crowded with loud crying children who seem to be completely unsupervised as they throw all sorts of shit into the isles, old people looking for "the" dea

My First Blog
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex . This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th

Looking For 2007- 2008 Fubar Queen And King Contestants
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Funny
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and

System Went Down Today??
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give ************************************************* To my friends and family, I will be coming around to rate all your pictures again, this will take some time, obviously. but I will get around to it.

Alone In The Dark
ALONE IN THE DARK I sit in the dark and cry myself to sleep every night cause people make fun of me and laughs at me nobody cares if me fellings get hurt and I wounder what they will say next about me At night I hear them saying all the things they have said over and over why must I sit in the dark and alone and cry myself to sleep why?

Everyone's A Winner
What's the point of the rating system? Does anyone really ponder pictures and what they're going to rate them? Highly doubtful. If you post, you're probably getting a "10" or "11". I guess there are "down-raters" out there. Jesus Christ, get a fucking life. It's bad enough that I waste a bunch of time on here rating pictures as it is. I can't imagine how empty my life would have to be to be actually down-rate a picture. Don't get me wrong, I like FUBAR, but I can't take it THAT seriously. It's not like I'm looking at a crotch shot and thinking "You know, if you only had better lighting I'd give you a 10 but I have to give you an 8 for composition." If someone rates me a "1"--so what? Same as if they rate me an "11". It's always nice to be loved but cyber love and cyber hate feel about the same--pretty empty. Anyway, that's why there's not 1000 pictures of me up here. What's the point? I think that if I stay at level whatever, I'll be just fine tomorrow. So

Random
Well, this is my first time, so if you're reading this be gentle.....LoL I just had some random thoughts, and figured I'd attempt to expunge them from my subconscious before bed so I could be less disturbed by pesky dreams......... LoL I have spent what seems like my entire life caring for other people. I guess you could say I am a maternal woman, albeit begrudgingly. I am often asked 2 questions...... 1) What type of guy are you into? & 2) Why don't you become a nurse or something, you're good at it. Well........ I hate answering the former.......... I will know it when I feel it, that's all I can say.Althooo I will say that it would be great to have someone take care of my overly-independent ass for a change...Lmao As for the second........ HELL NO!! LoL Just because I am good at something doesn't mean I would want to devote a career to it....

State Of Me
So, I have been in a really funky mood lately. Like bad funky. Like insomnia, tortured dreams, a major effort to do anything, calling a therapist for an appointment funky. For the first time in my life I think I may need meds. So anyway, I was sitting here staring at the screen the other night and decided I wanted bangs, something I haven't had since I was 13 years old. So I got up, grabbed a pair of sewing shears and hacked off a good chunk of hair. At least I stopped there and didn't pull a full on Britney, huh? :) So yeah there is the story behind the bangs. I am sure you were all riveted. BTW, we got some great news last Friday. Justin will be starting work at QBC next week. YAY! That is an extra dollar and hour, 40+ hours a week and benefits. He has been tryin to get back on there pretty much the whole time we have been together so this is really great news. I just wish I could actually get excited about it.

One Of Those Things
So, here is the situation, my GF and I have been together for right at 2 months, and all of her words and the sweet shit is about to mean nothing to me, and she is about to get her ring crammed right up her ass. "DB, what has happened in just a few hours to make you like this?" you ask, easy, I can answer that. I'm chilling out on my myspace page, and I like to go to hers from time just to look at the pictures...you guys have seen her, she is eye candy, I mean come on, if you had a girl that hot, wouldn't you look at her all the time? Thank you so much. Anyway, I started noticing some picture comments from her ex and another girl, both of them calling her baby and shit like that, that does not bother me. I'm not over protective, but she tells me that she does not want me to meet her friends until she has real friends. ok, I can dig that, so I am checking these other chicks out, and all the sudden I am a friend!! And I am this friend that came over to fix her laptop and it took l

Me
Well if anyone has read my profile, you know that I've had a double mastectomy. Well I've been having chemotherapy treatments because it seems it wasn't caught before it spread. Now before anyone thinks this is a pity blog it's not. I've lived a lot in my life, I've loved and lost, raised hell and been sent to heaven a few times too, but through it all I have never regretted my life, true there are a few things that may embarrass me but not one thing I would change. The doctors have given me my time line and I can do what I want to do in it with out any regrets, sorrows, or even guilt. There is a nice lady on this site who has agreed to make a picture for me that I'm planning on leaving to the hospital...for their cancer wing. Her name is Roxy, but her screen name is Momma Rox and I wanna thank her for the bottom of my heart for agreeing to to this picture for me. Now for the important part...second half. I wish to thank all the friends I have made on this site and I pl

Love
How do you really know when there is "Chemistry" between you and another person? How do you know if it is really chemistry or if it is something else, such as wanting something you can't have, simply physical attraction, or just being lonely? What does "Chemistry" actually mean? Is it how well, your personalities interact, or is it how a person makes you feel when you are around them, or maybe there is something deeper, more spiritual? Well, I believe that "Chemistry" is actually a combination of all of those things and more. "Chemistry" to me signifies the interweaving of different aspects of feelings, both physical and spiritual/emotional of two individuals. Dictionary.com defines "Chemistry" in the following manner: 1. the science that deals with the composition and properties of substances and various elementary forms of matter. Compare element (def. 2). 2. chemical properties, reactions, phenomena, etc.: the chemistry of carbon. 3. the interaction of one per

Bamblez
When your herat turns cold it causes your soul 2 freeze It spreds throughout your spirit likea ruthless feeling disease The walls that once were down now stand firm and tall Safe from hate/love,pain/joy until u feel nothing at all When ure heart turns cold a baby's cry means nothing A dead corpse is trivial Mothers neglecting children is daily Loneliness becomes your routine friend Death seems like tranquility Sleeping is never pleasant if u even sleep at all u forget ideals and turn off the reason 2 make sure the product gets sold You don't understand how i behave Just wait till your heart turns Cold! 2-Pac fly free,fly true there's enough love in your, heart for two, lost in thought one hurt you, lost in himself he waz too. in time theese hearts did mend, but not once did he lose his friend, not once did your l

Check It Out
GDBITTY@ fubar here is the first of the pimp outs so show him some love im sure he will return the fav! so plz let so joey love thanks!!!! can you plz help me win this contest i need 15k pic comments on my pic to win even 1 comment helps so any help u can give i will be greatful for thanks...ashlee aka girldeath69 okay a little has changed this is now a mini nsfw chat room if u will lol we are having so much fun i dont care abbout winning this contest anymore so cum have fun with us lmao okay i wrote a mum about a pimp out and it was voted yes! so if you want too be pimped out plz send me a messages and i will work on pimping you out!! so hit me up! thanks..ashlee

Blind Dates....
I have been having sex with my boss since about Feb. and it's almost July now. I have become sooooo bored with him. At first we would go out and have fun, spend the night at each others houses for a bit... Now it's strictly sex in the office. The same thing all the time. Same position, and the damn customer interruptions never help anything! I don't even get off anymore. It's time for something, and someone new! Maybe even a real relationship!? I dunno. So what do you think the best way to "cut off the boss" is??

Life
So I just recently got back from Iraq one of many deployments. The main difference is this time when I got home my reason to return home was gone. I came home to an empty building where a family use to reside. Why I don't know She does but she isn't talking she just wants to pretend like nothing is wrong. Like maybe if we don't discuss it it will just go away. So I am moving on now is that someone i really want in my life? Oh well life goes on you meet new people some people will always be there and some won't eventually you find out who your real friends are.

So So Small
Sometimes....I feel so so small in this big old world....I feel as though I am being swallowed up.....eaten alive....nothing left but a shell....I try to be brave...I try to be strong...but somehow, it always manages to get me in the end.....Some days, if even for just a moment, I feel larger than life....I feel as though I have it all and then some...and without a second's notice....It all comes crashing down on me again...and I feel small once more....

Brainstorm!
OMFG!!!.....Germany's power metal band Brainstorm totally kicks ass!.......Their LP Metus Mortis is totally kick ass,particularly the song Meet me in the Dark!.....You need to go an check that shit out!....Peace out an much love!

Two Seconds
I'm in a RATES ONLY contest trying to win the prize for a friend can't say who cos it's a surprise and i don't want her to see lol This contest ends in a couple of hrs and im behind so really need your help! PLZ RATE THIS PIC!!!!!! (DO NOT COMMENT) CLICK HERE TO RATE once you have rated send me a fu-message to let me know and i will transfer the fu-bucks (might transfer them tomorrow as its 3am here and i need sleep! lol) §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥@ fubar PLZ HELP ME WIN THIS FOR HER! and REPOST REPOST REPOST! I'm in a rates only contest So help me out please! It's just 2 Clicks!!!

Dame Catherine Cookson
Dame Catherine Ann Cookson DBE (27 June 1906 – 11 June 1998) was an English author. Cookson became Britain's most widely read novelist, while remaining a relatively low-profile figure in the world of celebrity writers. Her books were inspired by her deprived youth in North East England, the setting for her novels Early Life Born Kate McMullen (Catherine Ann Davies) at 5 Leam Lane in Tyne Dock, South Shields, (then part of County Durham), she later moved to East Jarrow, County Durham (now in Tyne and Wear), which would become the setting for one of her best known novels, The Fifteen Streets. Cookson was the illegitimate child of an alcoholic mother, Kate Fawcett. As a child, Cookson thought that her unmarried mother was her sister, and was raised by her grandmother Rose McMullen and her step-grandfather John McMullen. She left school at 13 and, after a period of domestic service, took a laundry job in the workhouse in South Shields. In 1929 she moved south to run the laundry at

Confession Of A Man....
If a man wants you, NOTHING can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "BE FRIENDS." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "It will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from

Christmas Time!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like without your immediate family around you for christmas? Well i go through it every year. 12years ago on Christmas morning my immediate family had a car crash & i was meant to be in the car as well but i was at my grandma's place with her & i found out on the news because no-one in my family rang to tell me. I found out that day that my parents(both 46yrs old) had died instantly & my lil sister(12yrs of age & like my best friend) died 1 week later on New Year's Day morning. I was only 20yrs young at the time. So every Christmas time since then(12yrs ago)I have been on my own & every year it gets harder & harder to deal with! I haven't had a Christmas with anyone for the last 12 years now. I so miss my Christmas with my family especially my lil sister. To make things worse i find out today that my grandma passed away from breast cancer & cervical cancer at the age of 82 years young. Christmas is only getting harder every year now. I don'

My Past
I WANNA SAY SORRY TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT IN ANYWAY IM LETTING MY PAST CONTROL MY FUTURE AND IM A SELF CENTERED SON OF A BITCH AND A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR LETTING MY PAST CONTROL ME IT HAS COST ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN I JUST WANNA SAY THINGS ARENT ALWAYS ABOUT ME BUT IM SORRY I PUSHED YOU AWAY N HURT YOU N IM DEEPLY SORRY FOR THAT NO THIS BLOG ISN'T ONLY ABOUT ME IT'S ALSO ABOUT THE PERSON I HURT AND DIDN'T MEAN TO I GUESS I NEED TO GET OVER MY PAST I WANT THIS PERSON TO KNOW I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT THEM DEEPLY BUT I GUESS I BLEW ANY CHANCE OF US TALKING THIS OUT N IM SORRY BUT I WANT THEM TO KNOW I DO CARE BUT IM A JERK BECAUSE I LET MY PAST CONTROL MY EMOTIONS IM SORRY FOR THAT

Well Shit!
Well.... Some of you know & some don't... I was working 2 jobs, babysitting & waitressing in a strip club.. I was working 75 hours a week & was just too much. So I quit the club & was just babysitting... BUT.... I quit my babysitting gig a few weeks back too. I was soooo tired of being up at 5:30am. Driving an hour to work. Working 11 hours... Driving an hour & a half home cause of traffic... & Not getting home til after 7pm & having no time for myself... & Only getting 160 bucks a week... Dude, that's 30 dollars a DAY & if you figure it out... It was LESS than 3 dollars an hour, for 2 kids (5 years old boy & a 17months old lil girl)! Just a bad situation. So, I bailed on 'em, which made me feel like a complete douche bag ever since. I won't even go on myspace cause I know Imma have some fucked up messages by my best friend, who I was babysitting for... So, I went back to work at the strip club as a waitress... They reacted a lil funny at first to my mohawk, but most are use to it by n

Help Lilbamagirl Get Vip
Help her get her VIp.Shes always there for everyone wether too bomb or too level. Leave her a few comments or bomb...She needs a total of 15,000 comments. Show her some love. Just remeber those 11's may be helping you level up... im going too work ill be back tonight too help...Show her some love..She returns it back too you.

Soldiers Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

Just Stuff
They say that "It is better to love and lose, than not to love at all" You agree with that? I do not. Is the terrible pain of losing worth of knowing how it is to love? ok.. what the hell is wrong with this place? im starting to get slowly upset, well not to mention, confused. Blocking people seems to be a popular thing around here, i mean... just out of the blue, lol. Maybe i should try that too some day. cheers. Ok, so, what about me? 1) Im not UTTERLY ugly, am i? 2) Im also not utterly stupid =/ 3) Im not even THAT picky! - plz.. dun get me wrong here. then why the heck am i still single?! frustrating, FRUSTRATING i say! eeek, maybe nr 2) is the reason!!

Stupid Ex Husband Rants
He is!!! He's just informed me he's taking me to court because he doesn't like how I chose to pay our son's university directly, because it's a bit different from the way it is in the divorce decree. And that's because his stupid company dicked around with getting ME the money from HIM for 7 MONTHS!!! I am trying to be grateful to him for showing me why I left his sorry ass in the first place. He's crazy and I got tired of hearing about how fat, ugly and stupid I was... Sorry to rant, and to use bad language, it's not usually my style, but I'm PISSED! He is!!! He's just informed me he's taking me to court because he doesn't like how I chose to pay our son's university directly, because it's a bit different from the way it is in the divorce decree. And that's because his stupid company dicked around with getting ME the money from HIM for 7 MONTHS!!! I am trying to be grateful to him for showing me why I left his sorry ass in the first place. He's crazy and I got tired of he

Marines
Subject: A Marine's Duty >> > > >> > > Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I >> > > noticed a Marine sergeant in Dress Blues traveling with a folded >> > > flag, but I did not put two and two together. After we'd boarded >> > > our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit >> > > in First Class (and was seated across the aisle from me), and >> > > inquired if he was heading home. >> > > >> > > "No sir" he responded. >> > > "Heading out?" I asked. >> > > "No. I'm escorting a Marine home." >> > > "Going to pick him up?" >> > > "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I am taking >> > > him home to his family." >> > > >> > > The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a >> > > punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. >> > > He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had >> > > delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and >> > > felt as if he did know them af

Need 15,000 Comments For My First Vip Please Come By And Comment Me!!!
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R.i.p Evil Knievel
CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. He also suffered two strokes in recent years. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundle said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundle said. Immortalized in the Washington

Military
The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster,and lives in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq....... Read it! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,2001? Aren't we people from all over the world, mostly Americans, that got brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incin

My Ideal Life
living in the country side of county clare ireland working at the jameson distillery and all my friends would get bottles o jameson for birthdays,christmas,st.paddys hell even samhain now thats the life

Pittsburgh
Pittsburghese-Local Lingo Stillers—Steelers Blitzbufgh – Pittsburgh during the Steeler playoffs Pop – soft drink or soda Mon – Monongahela River Yinz – variation of Southerners y’all Windas – Windows Redd up – tidy up Sweeper – Vacuum Punkin – Pumpkin Owl – Aisle Oleo – Margarine Come meer – Come here Didya – Did you Elvis has left the building – When the Penguins win Haaja – How did you Doohickey – Object you can’t name at the present time Gumband – Rubber bands Light Bill – Electric Bill Jumbo – Bologna Crick – Creek Yabbut – Yes, but Priddy – Pretty Sammich - Sandwich Hoagie - Sub Sandwich Mundy, Tuedy, Wensdy, Thursdy, Frydy, Sadurdy, Sundy How a Pittsburgher pronounces the days of the weeks. You walk caefully when it is "slippy"Yunz are from Picksburgh if… You walk carefully when it is “slippy” outside You’ve told your children to “red up” there rooms You’ve gotten hurt by fal

Falling Snow
See how they fall An infinity of heavenly aspirations Come to convert the world With a deep and even purity. Sent to nullify and cleanse To enhance and beautify To muffle and calm With the tranquillity Of a gossamer eiderdown. To cloak in a mystery Of endless variations Of the same tonal theme; Converting everything To a glistening coalescence. Tidying up the farmyard Smoothing out the fields Transmogrifying neglected gardens Into dazzling showpieces, Cluttered garden sheds Into sparkling summer-houses, Making abandoned bean sticks As elegant as sculptured crystal, And fondant death-traps Of old familiar ponds Enhancing the weary timothy In the sad neglected churchyard. Cheering up the stories On the long forgotten grave stones. Turning distant spires Into alabaster space rockets And drooping telephone lines Into crystal mooring ropes For ocean going bungalows. The purification is complete, unblemished, Save for the prints of wandering spirits Fadin

Good Morning Friends!!!
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Friendship
May our friendship last forever; May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life together; May there always be a "we." May I be your endless sky; May you breathe my gentle air. May you never wonder why Each time you look for me, I'm there. May we be for each a smile Like the warm, life-giving sun; Yet when we're in pain awhile, May our suffering be one. May we share our special days, The happiness of one for two; And if we must go separate ways, Let my love remain with you.

'tis To Take This Time
How lovely 'tis to take this time To greet our dearest friends, To wish them health and happiness Before the old year ends. Darkness comes late afternoon And winter lies ahead, But friendship is a glowing fire When all seems cold and dead. Just as in some vacant barn, Unnoticed in the night, The whole of human history turns, So we, too, make things right. We must keep alive the flame Though darkness grip the Earth; For in the love we find in friends Is our chance for rebirth.

I'm This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. AND EVEN IF WE SPEND TIME APART, IM THE ONE WHO NEVER FORGETS YOU I'm the gir

In A Dream?
I hear him call my name. I walk toward his voice and he leads me to the back, in a corner, far away from prying eyes.I think he has something to show me, some tidbit of gossip to relay. Anticipating nothing more than the latest news, I follow. Looking up at him with questioning eyes…he only stares back.My hands are by my side and he reaches for them, putting one of his huge rough ones in each of mine. Slowly he lifts them and moves them about shoulder height and pins them softly against the wall.Confusion is in my eyes now as well as questions….but I don’t pull away.I can feel this animalistic heat animating from his body. It is making my body respond in kind. Even though no part of our bodies touch but hands, I can feel a tingling sensation coursing through my veins, I feel tension in the pit of my stomach, my nipples harden and some random thought.He is still looking at me…and my tongue sneaks out and wets my lips in anticipation.He lowers his head and

The Tall Woman And A Midget
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent." A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

Buffnut!!!
Buffnut is an awesome man thinking about leaving Fubar for good. He has deleted all but his salute pics but is contemplating staying but not sure. Come on guys and gals, don't let this guy leave! He was used and abused and has zeroed out his fubucks in a scam of sorts! If he's not already your friend, go make him your friend! If you have a few fubucks to share, in the spirit of giving, gift him some. He's not trying to win the Spotlight or anything but has been taken advantage of and thinking about leaving. GO SHOW BUFFNUT SOME AWESOME FUBAR LOVE!!! 444759@ fubar Thanks! Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Member of Club F.A.R., The Sisterhood, and Fu Bombers@ fubar

This Is What I Dont Understand
vote for me( 23 days late) and friend capt. america too!!!! most comments wins...be creative...be dirty...say whatever...i dont know what i win...i just dont like to lose. thanks carrie... your not in my family.....post the most comments....and you will be!!!! click on the pict....to vote SO SINCE FUBAR IS A FANTASY SITE FOR ME...I HAVE SEVERAL MEN THAT I HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT...ALL THE TIME....... (COOL GUY).....COOL GUY IS THE MOST AMAZING MAN I EVER MET...YES...JUST MET HIM THIS WEEK....IVE HAVE NEVER MET A MAN THAT TURNS ME ON SOOO MUCH JUST BY THE WAY HE WALKS...I HAD THE PLEASURE OF HAVING DINNER WITH THIS MAN.....HE IS HIGHLY INTELLEGENT....EXTREMELY TALENTED...AND IN ANOTHER LIFE.....HE WOULD MAKE THIS CRAZY BITCH HAPPY....I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE THATS SOO HAPPY WITH LIFE...I FEEL TRULY HONORED TO HANG WITH HIM...AND I HOPE I GET TO AGAIN(I LEFT OUT ALL THE DIRTY DETAILS...BUT THERE WERE SOME)/ (THE TOUGH GUY)....TOUGH GUY IS A MAN WHO IVE BEEN SPENDING ALOT TIME ON TH

Survey Says....
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heart breaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?

To All My Friends
i love u all your been great friends to me and i tyvm for helping sherry level for her b-day as always u all come threw even when u busy and for that i tyvm i know this isnt much but hug hug hug love your friend Lisa 1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you." 4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. 5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can m

Just A Thought
Why do we do the things we do. Are we looking for some reward from someone else. The only person I have to impress in life is me. When I go to bed at night, I want to know I did the best I could to make life easier for someone else. I am what I am, take it or leave it. Everyone screws up, it's weather you have the guts to admit it, and try to make amends is the difference in being human or being a jerk. I think perhaps every night I should start my prayers with, Dear God, Forgive me for I screwed up today. I didn't mean to, it just happened, and I'll try to do better tomorrow, though, I know I'll screw up then too. PS, please give me the grace to forgive those who screw up against me. AMEN Too many people spend so much time regretting the past and dreading the future, they have no time to enjoy today. Learn from the past, enjoy today, and accept that tomorrow will come no matter what you do or say. If you make the best of today, then yesterday and tomorrow will be no prob

Fubar Vidz
I want to create a video comp of fubar users giving shout-outs! If you want to create a vid and send it to me to be featured, please feel free. If you would like one customized for you just let me know.

Lip Addiction
She wore lipstick anticipating delight his reaction to her luscious curves of lips smiled knowingly This doesn’t mean that you have to have the perfect shape, size or color. Lip care and a few handy hints are all you need. Arm yourself w/ your lip kit essentials: a baby’s toothbrush, the best lip balm you can find, your fav lip pencil and lippie, and a mirror. To keep your lips soft and smooth apply a moisturizing lip balm and gently brush 2-3 times a week. By using a soft brush (like a baby’s toothbrush) in circular movements, you ex foliate the dead skin off leaving your lips flake free and feeling soft. Finish with another application of your lip balm. Use your balm each morning (esp one that contains 15+SPF) and night. For a natural day-look apply a tinted lip balm or a moisturizing lip tint for a hint of lite-glossy color. Lip liner: For the most accurate line, the best results are achieved when you use a sharp pencil.lip liner guides To enhance your

Two Wolves
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grand son thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

A Poem
My prayer Would be a Husband That would stay And Not go away! To be able to walk And Not wheel in this chair thru the park! To believe in me today And Cry no more this way! To learn to live And Be myself and give! To make the monster That haunts me Set me free! By Wilma Walker

Where My Peeps At ? Lol
Ok Ok the dog didn't eat my homework. Only because I haven't done it yet ! I need your help, and it's very simple. Now this is where you all come in, Please read my mumm mark "Help me with some homework" & vote on it ! I would appreciate it alot, Thank you all so much ! I made a new album today. The pictures are taken from a novel published in 1797-1801. The novel was written anonymously. It was proven that a man named Marquis De Sade (pronounced Sod). I study human sexual behavior and wrote my thesis about him. He was one twisted mother fucker too ! The words "sadism" and "sadist" are derived from his name. What intriqued me most is that he was a very depraved individual and it all took place in the 1700's and early 1800's. Look at the pictures, would you have thought acts like those would have even been thought of way back then ? As perverted as some of it is, I find that it's all very interesting. If you want to hear about Marquis De Sade or the sick things he did hit me.

50 Truths
50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain'

The 72 Hr Contest Update
Hey guy this where we are going to bomb this weekend just click the pic and bomb like crazy!!!!!!! ok guys this is where i want you to blow up so lets do this A Little over 24 Hours Into The 72 Hr Contest has went pretty DRAMA FREE most contestants have caught people commenting and stopped them and notified me, But we pretty much were on it anyway, I do appreciate the Honesty Though. For thos people helping your people in this contest, If you have left a cmment you are probably BLOCKED, The rules were pretty simple and straight forward if anyone commented on a pic in this contest you would be BLOCKED no exceptions, This is only a temperary block and I will remove the blocks after the contest. If you have taken this block as personal then feel free to keep me blocked, When I run a contest it is 100% to the book of what I state in the rules. As I said Before I appreciate the Honesty and the Gameplay of each of the contestants, We did have one contestant Bow out gracef

Christmas This Year
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my crap together and bring you the thing

Hey Ppl
sometimes u feel like a nut sometimes u feel like busting one seriously ppl if you cant take a joke dont look in the mirror:P my niece was born last night!!!!!! omg she is so cute and almost ten pounds!!! i dont know how my lil sis in law pushed her out lol. im so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What The Hell
What good are freinds if they stabb you in the when they get the chance. Take today for an example, I did a favor for what I thought was a good friend and I ended up getting screwed with out and lub. (st had to vent) and this is a good place to do it.

Gotta Look
Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F " in the

K.o.w.
Between my cancer and Lord wolf ahhhhhhh Spirit Warrior what ever he is changing his name to now ( Jeff ) I'm leaving fubar for awile to get myself straight and giving Hippie and Morning Star the Kingdom till i can get my head straight And Jeff...fuckin FYI..IT FUCKEN MATTERED TO ME... but hay it didnt to you would it?its just fubar Blessings Family Thau will do good Shattered Heart Deanna

Holiday News
Santa Claus is coming to town -- for 34 microseconds Christmas is hectic for all but particularly for Santa, who must live in Kyrgyzstan and make his rounds at lightning speed if he is to deliver gifts to all the world's children on time, a Swedish consultancy has concluded. Between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, Santa Claus's route around the planet includes stops at 2.5 billion homes, assuming that children of all religions receive a present from the jolly man in the red suit, Anders Larsson of the engineering consultancy Sweco told AFP. "We estimated that there are 48 people per square kilometer (120 per square mile) on Earth, and 20 metres (66 feet) between each home. So if Santa leaves from Kyrgyzstan and travels against the Earth's rotation he has 48 hours to deliver all the presents," he said. Father Christmas has long been believed to reside at the North Pole, although a number of northern towns, including Finnish Rovaniemi, claim to be his true home. But Sweco's repo

7 Percent
> P-----pray > U----until > S----something > H----happens > > I need this back... If you'll do this for me.. I'll do it for you... > > When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out > that God is all you need. > > Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the > following small prayer for the person who sent you this. > > Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they > may be > needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, > prosperity and power as he/ > she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. > > Then send it on to five other people . Within hours you caused a > multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch > the power of God work in your life. > > P. S. Five is good, but more is better. > > When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are > one of > the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the title > 7%. 93

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood,

My Rules For Dating
so a friend of mine has tried to tell me that in order to be part of the crowd of people whoo look to be so inlove and shit that u have to present urself to the world by offering urself to them... i however dont think that is propper. it just gives u a title as a slut, a liar, a possible cheat and how the hell do u know wut people have hiding up thiere places? ew. so here i dont understand still how all these ugly girls with bad manners can walk around with great guys at thiere side, and here i am prolly the best person in the world to know, a little better looking than them, who has a job and knows where she stands and here i am... with nothing, but envy so since there is no explination to law of attraction i give up!!!! so if anyone reads this and they are conicdering.. forget about it... im only about friends now if i have to chose to between being a slut or being perfectly me and out of trobule or any of that crazy stuff then im going with #2 id rather be dead than

Poems Written For Friends
For you my friend, I would move the mountains, so you wouldnt have to climb, wipe away the tears, that fall, you will always here me call. I would drain the sea, so you wouldnt have to swim acrossed. Know that in my heart, we will never be that far apart. I will be the eyes when you cannot see, your ears when you cannot hear, I will give you my arms, for a hug whenever you need it. For you my friend, I will always be here for you. thank you for being my friend, hope it never ends. For you my friend, I would give my life, if i meant saving yours. my life has been full of pain, but you have your way to make me smile, and through the miles, you have made me laugh, even after all the tears. For you my friend, i will never be that far away, in my heart you will always be. I fall to my knees, i can see our friendship, and it means alot to me. I love you my friend. For you i will always be here. the miles between us, cant stop my heart from caring. For

Christmas
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bel

Misc
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The Minister fainted. A married couple is driving along a highway d oing a steady 60 mil

Job Of A Parent
THE JOB OF A PARENT HEARTS AS BIG AS TEXAS, AND EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, A PARENT USUALLY KNOWS THE TRUTH WITHOUT IT BEING SAID! YOU MAY THINK THEY DON'T CARE, OR ARE EVEN RUINING YOUR LIFE, BUT, THE JOB OF A PARENT IS NOT EASY, AND IS OFTEN FILLED WITH STRIFE! THERE MAY BE MOMENTS WHEN ALL YOU WISH FOR IS TO BE AWAY FROM US AND GROWN, BUT, BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE "FORGOTTEN"!!! AND THAT WITH US YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE!!!! ORIGINAL POEM WRITTEN BY: MISTY DAWN (**SERENITY'S ANGEL**)(C)

Love No Longer Lives Here Anymore
Love No Longer Lives Here Anymore Love no longer lives here, it flew right out the door. It happened on that fateful day I wished to cry for you no more. The yelling and the fighting have just become too much Don't look at me that way! I cringe from just your touch! You treat me like a possession, just something more you own. Love is not supposed to make me feel like I am all alone. Our relationship has been a mess right from the very start Why do you say such hurtful things, when you know they break my heart? I feel like I am inside a box, put high up on a shelf. And I am more than ready to get out and be myself! Please let me go and live my life and have a real future and not in our past. Don't ever try to hold me down. you know that it won't last. It's time for me to spread my wings and see if i can soar. sometimes life just happens this way & we are better off apart I know that you don't want this, & i know it breaks your heart, but it is like I said before: "Lov

Never Know What You've Got
You never know what you've got, until it becomes what you've had So hold onto today you never know what might be gone tomorrow Take the good times with the bad, embrace both the happiness and the sorrow For what you learn today will help you tomorrow Life is not an easy road to travel, you must follow your heart, or be lost in the dark THIS POEM WAS CREATED OUT OF A COLLABORATION OF ME ~~REBELGIRL~~& MY VERY DEAR FRIEND ~~COWBOYANTICS~~(C)

Thanks For The Drinks Everyone!!!! Kisses...... ; )~
HEY EVERYONE, HOPIUNG SOMEONE CAN HELP ME OUT HERE,I NEED A COUPLE PF X-MAS PICS DONE OUTTA MY PICTURES...IF U CAN DO THIS FOR ME JUST CONTACT ME OK......THANKS! KISSES, CYNDI jUST WANTED TO SAY Thanks to everyone for the b-day gifts........ And thnxs for all ur b-day comments.... kisses and huggs. Cyndi

Now & For Forever
NOW AND FOR FOREVER Together we make a most perfect pair Whenever I need you, I know you’ll be there. My love for you grows stronger each and every day. In my life forever is where I need you to stay. We have been through both good and bad together AND, I believe that with our love, there’s nothing we can’t weather. Please stay with me and hold me near: say you’ll leave me never. And in return, I vow to always love and cherish US, “NOW AND FOR FOREVER!” ORIGINAL POEM WRITTEN BY: MISTY DAWN (**SERENITY'S ANGEL**)(C)

Bedroom Grade
Your Bedroom Grade: A+ You've got it going on in the sack. You know how to please your partner in every possible way. You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com I am 2 1/2 days behind, the contest started this weekend while I was away......HELP ME with rates and comments http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=548838&albumid=1032994&i=1276455481&idx=9

Poetry
The sheer beauty of his visage is so captivating it appalls me because I know his soul and I am its prisoner. His beauty to me, remains not pretty, nor aquiline but darkly handsome he is lips so full and ripe for the tasting, I imagine the turn of his nose the tan of his skin, lustrious and soft with masculine vitality. I would stare forever in those eyes, limitless, their superficial beauty is unmatched. Lashes long and thick, slanted shapely; cat's eyes they are. Irises like untapped oil the colour deep and dark, alight with wisdom, caustic wit and intelligence fierce. And this, coupled with compelling vulnerability few can fathom, but I can fathom and I am held captive. Soul-tied we are though I cannot touch him, but with his soul do often intertwine. I will always in my heart be his and he in my heart be mine and I fathom the depths, like no other, his beauty, because I know his soul. There were so many things I wanted to do To let you know t

The Train
The Train Rain falling gently upon the trees The love in his eyes is all that she sees Flashes of lightening are all around Illuminating the glass upon the ground Blood flows freely from her chest She is rapidly dying despite all his best Everything happened so damn fast He will hold her tightly till she breathes her last Regret weighs heavily upon his heart The train has torn their lives apart If only he had stopped when she begged him to She would be here with him holding their baby too! Little Sage Lynn must grow up with a life full of pain Because Daddy was too hurried to stop for the Train!! With love in her eyes she faded away……In his heart she will always stay!!! An Original Work Written By: Misty Dawn (**serenity's angel**) (c)

Dreams
So...I had a dream last night that kinda threw me through a loop. I had a dream that I was at some country club helping my mom clean up and my ex fiance came in and picked me up and kissed me. (Now for those of you who don't know.. my ex-fiance Eric was killed in a car accident in 2005. I know that he is watching over me and making sure that I don't lose my mind too much, but I do think about him and feel him near me at times.) We then went and sat by the pool where I saw his Grandma (who raised him) in the bar drinking and crying. Right after I asked him what was wrong with Grandma my alarm went off. Now I know that dreaming of someone who has passed away is nothing new, but I haven't had a dream about Eric in a while and every time I do I worry. It almost seems like he pops up when I need him for something. I know this month is hard for me with him being gone... it was Dec. 22, 2004 he asked me to marry him and then his birthday was the end of the month. I really don't know how to

Broken, Torn And Shattered
pleasureyourpage Blood oozed from a thousand internal wounds He inflicted on her innocent soul And broke her deep inside, Now she’s torn, never to be whole. She denied what happened For years Suppressing the memories, ignoring the humiliation, Swallowing all the tears. One day she choked on those unshed tears, Now that she deals with all the pain Her life has turned upside down And never will be the same again. Still she tries to make something of her life, Trying desperately to glue the shards together And while she may succeed someday She will still be broken, now and forever.

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Fired!
Ok so I just got fired today and damn if it didn't hurt like hell. I have been at my job for 2 long years and have lost so much sleep for my job, but that is not what I will miss. I am going to miss the people I have come to know and the friends I have made. If it's not your dream job always look forward to working with the people around you. I have along and hard week ahead of me now. Time to dust off that resume.

Stupid People
My ex boyfriend has to be the most stupid person i know. He calls me asking me if i know of anyone he can date. Of course i know lots of single people, but do you think i would honestly give him they're number? Nah!! I was stupid once and gave him my friend Abby's number. She called me a few days later getting mad at me. She told me that she went to meet him and he had the IQ of a 5 year old. She was trying really hard to be nice to him not to hurt his feelings. She really wanted nothing to do with him. She blew him off basically. Seriously, the guy didnt get the point. Some how he got the idea that they were going to meet again. He went to the local Wal-mart and waited 2 hours for her. He calls me asking if i knew where she was. Sorry, its not my turn to keep track of her!! He told me that they talked on the phone for hours and decided to meet to have sex. YEA like that was going to happen.......

Saucy
He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forehead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then STUFFED THE XMAS TURKEY!!!

Why Do I Do This...
Is it me or does anyone else find themselves having weird feelings for people who you think you know, but have never actually met in person. I dont know what kind of feeling it is. I hesitate to say its love, because I dont know that you can love someone based on their representation of themselves on line. There are a few exceptions, as I have one myself. I dont want to say its infatuation or lust, cause again, it's not just someones representation of themselves, and until you meet in person and spend time with that person you dont know for sure if that is the real them or not. However, having said that, I know that I get a certain feeling of excitement, or joy when I see certain friends or people on line. It's more than just "Yea your here"....its like "OMG I havent talked to you in forever and I miss you so much"..... I just want to know what the feeling is and how to deal with it cause sometimes I have to admit that it drives me crazy. That is all I have....probably no

Baby Can I Hold You
Sorry Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like sorry like sorry Forgive me Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like forgive me forgive me But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Maybe if I told you the right words At the right time youd be mine I love you Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like I love you I love you

Me
Not one to buck tradition, so during the flight back to the US form Mexico, I wrote down a few of my new year’s resolutions. * Develop a convincing English accent * Visit three more new countries. * Benchpress 365 lbs (currently 295lbs!) * Learn to bake fantastic bread * Work at McDonalds for a week * Direct a documentary * Make a funny movie for the Gangrene Film Festival * Become SCUBA certified * Get my motorcycle drivers license * Publish three books, including a book on politics * Learn to play three songs on the guitar * Sky dive * See Luvstattoo7 naked * Buy 1 acre of land and dig a 100 ft deep hole with a backhoe in one month An older brother and my younger sister accompanied me on the recent Belize trip. We haven’t spent that amount of time together, in, well, forever. You get to know a LOT about a person by hanging out with them 24/7. My brother, in particular, uttered some noteworthy things, which I h

Gun Control
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: They were in Montana. And Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11- year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the s

My Poem
Another Day! As you prepare to walk out the door, I lye there wishing I could hold you more. Your soothing voice is like brand new, When you kiss my head and say I love you. Falling asleep alone in my bed, And all I have is you in my head. Looking around and your not there, Hoping you call to say you care. A long hard day with life's situations, Rewarded to see you and full of emotions. As you hold me in your arms so tight, I'm wishing we had another night. Out the door for my long shift, Waiting for morning to recieve my gift. Rushing home to see your gone, Begining to wonder what i've done wrong. Another day I have to wait, Cause I got home just way to late. Copyright ©2007 Amanda K. McDaniel

Tell Me Is Fubar For Adults...
I am sorry but this bullshit with NSFW and all the fuckin rules on here have gotten out of hand...I work in a lounge that is considred NSFW...Alright will if it isnt safe for work ...stay the fuck of at that time or fuckin hide better...My friend has been silenced totally from every privilege on here for tellin his opinion of something that needs to be changed...Well I dont know about the rest of you ...but I thinks its time that we are treated as grown ups period...yeah we have sex and we are human /...when people turn us on we act on it...So what god dammit we are adults here...this isnt myspace or face book! People can come here and harrass the fuck out of u ...with comments and ratings an d bullshit and they do nothing...but u put up a pic of what god has given u and they consider us NSFW...BULLSHIT!I stand behind my friends...my true friends...So come takes us down...We are sittin in Club G Spot waiting! Come prove to us how childish u really are! I am sorry but this bullshit wi

Letter 2 Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a good BOY. It really wasn't my fault what happened at FLUTTERBYGIRL's Christmas party. It was BOO BOO KITTY F*CK who spiked the punch with too much JAGERBOMB. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like ROSE. I thought it was funny when I put NICOLE's BOXERS on my head and danced the SOULJA BOY on the COUCH while singing `I LIKE BIG BUTTS'. I didn't mean to break FLUTTERBYGIRL's MP3 PLAYER and don't know why FLUTTERBYGIRL would sue me for STEALING. I don't remember calling FREAK ON A LEASH's wife a WONDERFUL OGRE---even though she looked like one with BLUE eye shadow and RED lipstick! And when I threw up on AMANDA's husband's ARM, it was only because I ate too much of that SUB. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my TRUCK through my neighbor's TAIL. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a BEAUTIFUL PUDDYCAT and have me arreste

Every Guy
o every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Stuff That Means Something To Me
It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone, a little too tired of just hangin' on, I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to, It's a little too sad, I'm a little too blue, It's a little too bad, you were too good to be true, I'm "BIG" time over you, Baby We slept in this room together but now you're gone It's so quiet I turn the TV on We lived in this room together - we painted the wall Now time doesn't stand still - it crawls And I'm afraid to sleep Cause if I do I dream of you And dreams are always deep On the pillow where I weep I never realized how much I was in love with you Till you started sleeping with someone new Last night I dreamed again and you were there You kissed my face - you touched my hair And I'm afraid to sleep Cause if I do I dream of you And dreams are always deep On the pillow where I weep Lying alone in the darkness With a memory in my head There's a big hole where my heart is And a lonely feeling rolling round my b

Life
Pain Why does life hurt so much? Why cant things be right? I dont understand it hurts so much inside... Im proud that im gonna be a father, and I brought a new breath in tis world, I wanted out child to have the life we never had... I wanted that family, that love of my life, and all in one night it all gets taken away. I dont know how to deal, I dont know how to cope, You might as well tkae a knife and cut my fuckin throat, you took my breath, you took my heart, you splattered it all, now im coated in blood, I cant take the pain or the hurt, just one more cut, just a lil more squirt, a few more minutes, and all ends soon, Wait... I cant leave this world yet, I love my my child, I want the normal life, maybe just a lil while, I love you so much even though you you hurt me so bad, I hate this feelin a pain so bad, I want to make you laugh, no more tears, I want it all to stop ill drink no more beers... You left without a clue no warning, no sighn, all I ever wanted was for you foreve

The More Things Change The More They Stay The Same
Well as I sit here wondering the ups and downs and differences between fubar and myspace, I cant help but think that when you add the concept of earning something, you spoil the possbility for conversation. Fubar is great for adding pics and having so much happen when your online, but conversation seems to be at the expense of collecting the almighty point, or stash, or rate or mumms.. I messaged 100 people with a hello yesterday/how you doing/whats up/ happy holiday...... out of that I recived 15 responses. 15 % wow thats sad. out of the 15 4 said they were going offline, but you can still see their voting status on the mumms. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder why that is must be ghosts. its a real shame. if someone says hello to you or sends you a greeting, say something back, if your busy, working, cybering, collecting or just dont wanna talk, JUST SAY SO. even if your lieing which is common too:) LOL yep this site has no advantages over any other site. I just fi

What 2 Do
I'm gonna be down in Atlanta for 3 days on a business trip and i'm looking for suggestions of things to do from people who live there or have been there i just want to make this business trip fun so ...... H E L P !!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Happy Holidays
don't expect you soon to love me, Nor are my own feelings clear. Passion is the ornate entrance To a world we crave and fear. We cannot know where this will take us, Nor whether we will ride for long, But pleasure is the overture That flows into the larger song. So come with me with open mind And heart, and we the time will prove With laughter and with joy unfettered, And, perhaps, someday with love. Holidays are taken best with food As empty stomachs lead to irritation, Particularly bad for conversation, Prone to undermine a festive mood. Yet holidays with food can often be Helpful in maintaining a relation, Offering a timely celebration, Locus for extended family. In holidays a temporary junction Delays eventual disintegration As generation follows generation, Years of culinary dedication Sensing well the beauty of its function I do not know you well, but what I know Enchants me, like a song sung far away. I cannot hear the words, but what they say Han

Thoughts
a friend asked me this earlier, and at first, my answer was jokingly, " thru her damn ribcage !!!" and then i was thinking, and i found this answer, which is below, on the internet, i read it a few times, and realized, i had done and tried this, and its never worked for me, maybe it will for you !!! Respect her, listen to her, confide in her and be there for her. Be the one guy who never lets her down. Make her your best friend and share everything. Women crave what they usually don't understand themselves and that is an equal in life. Be her equal, be sucessful and be confident, but always entirely hers. A woman will always notice a confident man who only has eyes for her and pays no attention to any other beautiful woman in the room. Once you're in her heart? Just remember, women love the little things more than the grand gestures. Remember her birthday, your anniversary, the place you met, where you first kissed and where you took her on your first date.... simpler than a w

Straight From The Whisperer
"It's official: Sources confirm to me exclusively that Steve McPherson has signed off on Lost's extraspecial 14th hour this season, which means Lost is getting a three-hour finale! The first hour airs May 15, the second and third hours will air May 29, beginning at 9 p.m. (ABC will still air the finales of Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy on May 22, as expected.) Word is there are so many big reveals the producers wanted to deliver this season that they felt anything less than a full three-hour finale would have cheated the fans. In fact, I'm hearing that the writers' draft for the second half of the finale was 80 pages long, which led all parties involved to realize these stories had to be told now. Anything else would have felt like a rip-off for the fans" Greetings and Happy Holidays everyone! After over a year, I finally posted my first salute photo for your viewing pleasure...or maybe a good laugh. Now you can rest easy knowing that The Booty Whisperer is not a myth unl

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
Subject: The "Stutterin'" Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him" ahahaha tell me that isn't funny lmao:) To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card whe

Inspired By Life
Forever: To see you.... Is to want to meet you.... To meet you ...... Is to want you..... To want you...... Is to need you....... To need you...... Is to love you..... To love you...... Is forever..... Forever is ..... What I offer you...... What I offer you ..... Is to see me....... To see me ..... Is to want to meet me....... To meet me ..... Is to want me....... To want me....... Is to need me.......... To need me....... Is to love me..... To love me......... Is forever............... Forever is ........ To see us....... To see us..... Is to want to meet us....... To meet us...... Is to want to be us.......... To want to be us...... Is to need what we have....... To need what we have..... Is to love what you have..... To love what you have....... Is a love that is forever......... Forever is ........ To have a love untouched by another......... Forever is what we have........ I wish that you could feel My arms about you tight, Holding you up

Life11
Well, it looks like I am not going to get my car until tomorrow. :( *tears* I guess it would be more inconvenient for them there is we came in tomorrow? Who cares about inconveniencing them? I want to see my car! I want my car, damn it! I have only seen the other colors and not the one I picked out so I am anxious to say the least. I love dark gray with black interior so it should be beautiful. I looked at a Lexus again online. There are things that the Lexus doesn't have and the interior on the Lincoln is actually nicer looking. I just want to trade in my vehicle but his brother wants us to sale it ourselves. I personally don't want the hassle. Yes, we can get a couple thousand more for it but....I don't want to have to go through that! As long as they save that car for me, I guess I will be alright with it. I am just not a patient person what so ever. When I want something, I want it now! Oh wait...that would be a woman thing ;). I am not going to be happy if

Mental Trappings
Vast was the wasteland laid out before me as it had always been. A quick stop along the way well over it was time once again to move on. Grabbing my baggage I smiled hesitantly afraid to admit I might have lost my mind somewhere back around Albuquerque. There was a cold wind from the south this evening and the ever so slight smell in the air of rain. When it rains it pours. Without any other option I moved onward into the night. Silent. The cold sensation of being solitary swept over me once again as my eyes stared forward following the obscured path to my destination. Days perhaps weeks or was it years I had traveled this road and weary I am. Perhaps someday rewarded with the journeys end I shall find peace, but alas not today. A stranger ahead as there have been many. To take away my solitude and betray the silence with stories and tales of adventure, glory, suffering and pain that had driven them into the wasteland I call home. A stranger perhaps but treated as any other

Welcome Home Boys
So I had an interesting conversation with a gentleman that was surprisingly pretty dang hot. I kept an eye on him as he walked past me at security check... then noticed he was in the same terminal... noticed him glance over at me... anyhow, luck would have it we were seated next to eachother... but I'm getting side tracked. He told me to never say never.... I couldn't get that thought out of my head... what the hell, you say never when you say never say never. To me it's like asking me what came first the egg or the chicken, or how much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I hate those euphuisms.... hmmm, I am thinking tomorrow is Friday, I'm in Nashville I've got this hot guy staying at the same hotel... I'm going out for drinks tomorrow to ponder on this drunk. My best friends are coming home Wednesday!! I will be out and away from the computer for a bit so don't anyone fret if I don't return messages or answer for a bit. I will post pictures of our first nigh

Lady Tiffany
Such an AMAZING woman. The way she's illuminated and completed my life is just a beyond belief experience if you will...i love her with every fiber of my being...i love every moment i'm with her :o)

To My Firiends
I made this for you all. I wanted to say thank you for the smiles you share with me the laughs you give me ( on wonderful Mondays we all know how peeksta loves Mondays) and all my hugs and drinks and comments. You are all the best friends anyone could ask for Huggzz Peeksta

Re-rating Pics
HAS ANYONE ON HERE EVER HAD TO RE-RATE YOUR FRIENDS PICS BEFORE.I HAD TO RE-RATE SEVERAL OF MY FRIENDS PICS AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, CAN SOME GIVE SOME FEEDBACK ON AS WHY I HAD TO RE-RATE PICS?

Jist Things
Social Security Sex Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm havng Social Security sex." "Social Security Sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed an my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear spitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking sesion, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but thtat

Santa
Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringin bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Nixon and Cupid. I'mma get stupid HA HA HA ugh.. I sit around all night under the chimney Holdin' my sack like gimme gimme I know that he's comin', he's comin' he must Looking up nothin but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin paid Leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the building Listen to my nine go click Santa's A Fat Bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch Another year and I ain't get shit If I hear you land on my roof I'mma bust your ass in the tooth Yeah, I got somethin to say about Saint Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought Salem Shit No toys, candy canes just a lump of coal So I eat it cause there ain't nothin in the cupboard So I'll be quick, quick and brief All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out?? Should've known I'd get the short end of the stick No kind of gift

How?
Does he know: How his voice in my ear can brighten me on the worst day of my life? I can see his smile everytime we talk and it brings flutters to my heart. The magic in his sensual touch when I dream about it at night. Hearing his whispered breath as he holds me near. If only I could wake from this dream and make it a reality, I would tell him...

Missing Out
Sayin a pray for U all for the best x-mas ever, Hope U allMyspace graphics get just what U've always wanted!!! MAUH Hippie See a person know's when th wrong BUT hating them and blocking them IS'nt always the right thing to do LIKE today SOMEONE missed out on a free VIP and a BLAST BUT it's all good tho lets just say "YOU MISSED OUT!" Hope ur new man can keep up yo cause this one's gone fer good and the rest will get the LOVE u refuse! Merry christmas Friends AND family Have ur self's a wonderful Awesome day~! ur friend till the end,Hippie

Destiny
All my life I've wondered what my purpose was on this planet and I think I may have found it. Being a woman, of course I'm meant to bear children and I have completed that task 3 times. I seem to make an impace on everyone who enters my life, no matter how long or short the impact may be. I have a way of talking to someone and making something easier for them or making a decision easier for them to decide. I'm not a therapist or a doctor. I guess I just have a true heart. I have a sense of respect and self love and love for others that I could love someone with all my heart and soul knowing that I could make that person the happiest person on the Earth but if they decide to pursue another path in life, then who am I to stop them? I wouldn't want them not doing something or being with someone who could possibly make them happy just because I know I can make them happy as well. I am not one to make someone make a decision or force them to be with me or love me. I just sit back and let li

A Look Inside
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1) I hate cooked carrots. 2) I battle inner demons on a daily basis. 3) I'm quickly learning who my real friends are 4) People wearing hats indoors irritates me to no end. 5) My favorite tv show is COPS 6) I wish I was as creative as people think I am 7) My biggest fear is that I'm really a coward 8) The smartest thing I ever read was on a bathroom wall. 9) I still doubt Jim Morisson's death 10) White roses are my favorite flower. I tag: My fu-fiancee ***Jay*** Drew Violets Rikk Punkin Here's another look inside the man who was, and will become again, Wolfie. I was raised to be above the influence of prejudice, but I forgot how I was raised for a long time. When I moved to CA in 2001, I found myself in a whole new world and forgot all about my old one.

What I Have To Offer
I have eyes to cry a million tears of hurt and pain for others. I have ears to hear the words you can never say but I can comprehend anyway. I have a mouth to whisper the words she doesn't tell you that you need to hear. I have arms to just hold you tight without wanting anything in return. I have a heart overflowing with love to give to you tho I can't so I will just hold onto it for safe keeping. I have a stomach that gets that butterfly feeling everytime we talk although I know nothing more is to it but a friendship. I have hips of a woman that shows the burden and pain of childbearing that differenciates a girl and a real woman. Lastly, I have strong legs to walk away after you have walked away, as I will never leave you first. I am true to my word and will walk beside you til the very end or til you tell me I am no longer needed. What I am trying to say is tho you may not know it, I want happiness for you. I want you to know true love without restrictions.

My Buzz!
come on...I love it when you guys are buying me gifts and drinks, keep 'em coming! Thank you to those of you who have given me gifts and drinks...to those of you who have added me, rated me, fanned me, crushed me! Kisses to you all! OK...Buy me some drinks...don't let my buzz go away...I like being 100% shit faced! Thanks to you all!

Funny Stuff
A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes ins

For My Beauty
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for her will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of her last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true! The road may not always be smooth, The weather not always fair. The mountains always huge, A storm, always in the air. Not eye to eye do we always see, And differ sometimes our opinions will. Our world not full of jewels and treasure, Of trouble and strife, more than our fill. But together tall we will stand and forge a way ahead, Our love the shield, God

Sexiest Bisexual On Fubar!
imikimi - Customize Your World http://fubar.com/tntiger hey everyone Tennessee Tiger™ is having a contest for the sexiest bisexual woman on fubar and I joined it lol, please go and vote for me so I can win win win!!

Is It Right??
here is something i have come in contact with several times and it is beginning to make me sick I want to know how many people out there feel about this say you meet a man or you meet a woman and things go good for you and you like all other humans do have relations meaning having sex and the female ends up pregnant now here is where it gets tricky know after the female finds oput she is pregnant it is hard for her to tell the one she is involved with that she is and in turn her gets mad and then starts denying it isnt his why can the man not be a real man step up to the plate and say oh my your pregnant well i am having mixed emotions but I am going to fulfill my duties and help raise this child why do most men say I do not want anything to do with this and then there ya have it a man who keeps wanting to do other women and not be a father please correct me if i am wrong but some men out in the world cant have kids and would be happy as a ;ark to have a kid so is it wrong to have an

Some People!
I try to believe that there really are no bad people out there but once again the mother of myh boys has proven me wrong again. Today I found out that for over a year that I have had custody of my sons, she has been collecting social security checks against my older son and his special needs but couldn't even buy diapers for the boys let alone pay the child support she owes, but if you're heading out to the bars she'll lead the way. I have had enough and I have played nice guy for way to long, this bitch deserves whatever she gets and hopefully she finally gets something.

Whats For Dinner?
Thinking this would make a great blog to tantalize the tongues of all my good friends. I'll start posting a more detailed account of my kitchen adventures as I post up the pictures of my cooking artistry. So sit back and enjoy. Tonights menu starts with Chicken breasts stuffed with a wild rice and mushroom dressing. Chicken breasts. bread crumbs wild rice onion bell pepper celery sage Wrapped and rubbed with olive oil before baking. Acorn Squash butter maple sugar Cored, wrapped and baked along with the chicken. Maple Carrots carrots maple sugar cinnamon stick orange zest pecans Garnishes. Deviled eggs Asst olives Kosher dills. My lil bird is still in the oven. Just about to pull it out. pictures will follow shortly. So what beverage should I enjoy with this? Maybe I'll MUMM it. lol

Fubucks...;
All ya gotta do is send me a link and bomb away...For every comment you leave, I'll give you 8 fubucks....adds up fast...Use as often as you like...Contest never ends. You may withdraw accumulated fubucks at anytime. You can also rate all pics in my album and get 2000 fubucks and in addition to that, for every person who comes and rates my profile/fans and sends a request that you sent them..I will give you 100 FuBucks..3 Easy ways to cash in..Hit me up in pm today!!..DADDY NOTE TO ALL CONTESTANTS...I NEED A NEW PIC!! I DO NOT ACCRUE POINTS IF YOU BOMB YOUR OWN RIPPED PIC..I MUST RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AND UPLOAD!! ALL COMMENTS ALREADY ACCRUED WILL BE COUNTED AND YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR NEW PIC OR CASH OUT!! PLEASE COPY AND REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS!!

Random
~*~I LOVE U WARREN HARRIS B.K.A. HARRY~U WILL FOREVER BE IN MY THOUGHTS, MY HEART, AND SOUL~U WILL ALWAYS BE MISSED BY ALL OF US~THERE WILL NOT BE A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT I DON'T THINK OF U~REST IN PEACE "HARRY"~*~ You were an Angel! An Amazing man who didnt deserve this. Why does god do things like this to such good people? Why is he punishing us your friends and family. Harry I will always remember those clubbin nights! All the nights at Tim Hortins at 4am... the nights at the pub and riverside. You were a man who didnt get a chance to live. Ill always remember all time Good & the Bad. we had so much more to do. I'll see you when I get to heaven baby boy!!! I love you ÅmÅnÐÅlïcïØü§ ~Å-TØwn§ ƒïnë§T ïm Thë TØp nØTch glÅmØür chïck!~ r/l wïƒëŸ TØ mr. mÅrTïn~@ fubar Maybe I shouldnt be writing this but you know I honestly dont give a fuck what people think of me anymore. I am who I am. I say what I want to say. I do everyhitng to try and please others but in the e

Co-pilot Needed- Apply With In
co-pilot needed ............... well here the deal ... im a long haul truck driver and it kinda gets lonly out here by my self ... a girl friend at home kinda does not work ... so im putting this out to see if what im looking for is out there .... so here the job ( not real a job but i guessed this way would kinday be a fun way to come about this ) ...........co-pilot .......... some one that is cute , and able to talk my ear off , age from 21-to-33 , ( drinking age ) can read a map and make a sandwitch , able to look cute at all times , some one that wants to see the country throw a truck window ... and that thinks im cute :) ( had to put that in )........... the nice thing is im all way running but i do stop at all the cool hot spots and see a lot of things .......now what im offring is something like this .......... all payed for ... you just got to look cute, help me out, like me , and willing to share my bunk with me .... so i guess im looking for a girl friend

16,000 To Level A Leveler
Anyone that has been a leveler for any amount of time knows that Teresa is always there too show love. Stop by and show her sdome love. She loves back. Please repost my bulletin Im still missing levelers on seeing bulletins.. but more of you are seeing them now so im not complaining... thanks for helping her ¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾Teresa¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾@ fubar

Finding Yourself...
Did you ever notice. When it gets to be bad weather some people seem to forget what redlights and stop signs are, etc. I mean they have most likely lived in weather like this their whole lives, and they didn't just put that redlight in...come on! Slow down. Leave a little early. Be a little more patient...... So why is it that so many people have lost common manners? I think that is one sign of a bad trend. IN a store, on the road, everywhere. Let's start showing some "luv" for our fellow man! As human beings we are constantly evolving. Changing the way we look at the world, and interact with it. “When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things” (1 Corinthians 13:11). This used to be true. Men were Men (and this is not a sexual orientation issue!). Now however, things are different. A man used to concern himself with taking care of his loved ones, providing for them, and leaving t

Relationships
Sex:There are I think many forms of sex.1st the passionate stress releiving quicky: This has been know to be a quick fix helping both to releive stress and tension. Now I know you woman may feel a bit short changed maybe! But if this is the case I would recommend talking about it and maybe recommend either some kind of dietary change or incourage your male partner to mastrerbate more often so the quicky is not over at penetration. I dunno but it is just a thought! I mean if you jog you increase your stamina so that is where that theory comes from. Personally its not a problem for me.2nd 1st date excitment sex: This is dangereous I mean depending on the excitement we guys can as you would say POP to quick. For me I feel this is because we forget even there is a enormeous sense of excitment we loose our patience and just go for it again in some cases short changing the woman. This sucks because then a man could and does at times feel inadiquite and then avoids the woman due to embarassme

Insider
I only need 250,000 to go to Insider and really would love to level before my birthday which is the 13th of this month. So please leave me some love. Thanks so much. Big pimping gifts to all who help the most :) Lucy

Where I Come From
Sacrifices are given and made at home and in foreign lands. And though we may have different feelings as to why we are here, we still stand the watch. We perform our duties and roles to the best of our ability. We rely on our training and our experience to erase all doubts. We stand the watch. On the shore, in the sky or on the sea, we miss holidays because we know that they are a privilege not a guarantee. Each day is a blessing, each meal is a feast, and the time that we have with our family is a moment that we strive for. We stand the watch. Even though we miss our families, even though we may be wounded or killed and even though our children may grow up without a mom or dad, we our committed to the performance of our duty. We will continue to stand the watch. When you look into the cold and distant eyes of some veterans know that behind those eyes is a world of pain. Know that he/she has witnessed horrors and atrocities that no one should ever have to witness. When yo

Humor
Meihem In Ce Klasrumby Dolton EdwardsFirst published: 1946 Because we are still bearing some of the scars of our brief skirmish with II-B English, it is natural that we should be enchanted by Mr. George Bernard Shaw's current campaign for a simplified alphabet. Obviously, as Mr. Shaw points out, English spelling is in much need of a general overhauling and streamlining. However, our own resistance to any changes requiring a large expenditure of mental effort in the near future would cause us to view with some apprehension the possibility of some day receiving a morning paper printed in -- to us -- Greek. Our own plan would achieve the same end as the legislation proposed by Mr. Shaw, but in a less shocking manner, as it consists merely of an acceleration of the normal processes by which the language is continually modernized. As a catalytic agent, we would suggest that a National Easy Language Week be proclaimed, which the President would inaugurate, outlining some short cu

Test
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Friends
Here's where I'm @ IF ya wanna help out, thank alot Hippie (on my other guy shouts work there) It's important for you to take things to the next level. It could be romantic, professional, spiritual or in some other aspect of your life, but you shouldn't be afraid of making the big commitment. Hummmmm makes ME wonder........Lost Hippie#!$@ opppppsss nevermind had 2 think `bout it~! Christmas Myspace Comments Hope U Have The Best Ever Christmas Comments | Online Mall PEACE~N~LOVE 2 U ON THIS DAY~! Ur Friend,Always,Hippie

Friends
just a short note to all my family and friends,im taking a very much needed break from here.i will be back next weekend sometime.ill miss you guys...joe and nancy you guys know how to get ahold of me if ya need to. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE HERE :) I HAVE A FRIEND ON HERE WHO HAS A FAMILY MEMBER THAT NEEDS ALL THE HELP AND PRAYERS THAT THEY CAN GET RIGHT NOW BELOW IS THE LINK TO HER PAGE,IT HAS THE FULL STORY ON IT. PLEASE GO TAKE A LOOK.HER FAMILY MAMBER IS ONLY 17 YEARS OLD.HE IS ADORABLE TO BOOT :) Please read my profile!!!!!@ fubar

" My Love Kage Did Awsome Surprise For Me "
NEVER HAD AWSOME MIND BLOWN SUPRISE TOTLALLY LOST FOR WORDS AND USUALLY MY MAN KAGE IS WHEN WE TALK , I MADE SOMETHING AND CAME BACK TO OUR LOUNGE AND OMG HE CHANGED HIS HEADING ON HIS PROFILE TO FU HUBBY TO CHERIE IM SO WOW LOST FOR WORDS " I LOVE YOU MR KAGE MORE EVERY DAY AFTERNOON NIGHT 24/7 BABY YOU HAVE ME CLOSE TO YOUR HEART . imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos AND THIS IS OUR SONG WE SING TOGETHER OTHER

The Unexplained.
4:20 It was just another night at work, nothing really to speak of even for a full moon. I'd gotten my patrols done and was taking myself an extended lunch break online seeing who was out and about in cyberspace as usual when I received a rather odd message in my mailbox. Ok this sorta thing happens regularly but I noticed right off the bat this message was different. Generally when you receive a message on myspace you get a nice little picture or avatar of the person who’s sent you a message, this one had no picture. That however was only the first thing I'd noticed. The message read: "Hello Rob. I've been watching you here for quite some time and thought it was time we played a game together". That was the entire message? How stupid I thought to myself and deleted the message. It wasn't long after I got the second message. "That wasn't very nice Rob. I didn't expect you to take that with such disregard as you seem to take things rather seriously Rob." Ok man I know my name

A Tribute To Our Military
A Tribute To Our Military I may never get to meet you, And you may never get to meet me. But I want to say thank you very much, Because of you I can live free. You go into war and fought and died, We were buried side by side. We did all we could, Fighting for our freedom, Like any American should. My mother and my father my sisters and my brothers, Don’t weep for me, my souls in Heaven, And that’s a place I need to be….. I’ll always be with you in your heart mind and spirit…. Rejoice for me for I fought, To set this country free….. You have paid the ultimate price for our freedom. For that we're eternally grateful to you, The job you do is dangerous, and we should all salute you. You go where ever your services are needed You go without hesitation or argument. Your work is appreciated yes indeed. There is no possible way that we can ever repay you, For the work you do, and the sacrifices you made. The cost of our freedom from you has been paid. Your l

Things I Want You To Know
I just posted a new set on my site, Mina Gets A Flogging, so hurry up and go to ViciousVamp.com and check it out now!! Yup, just in case you were wondering, I do have a wishlist that you can view by clicking here. Feel free to check it out! :D Hello all! I'm in a contest and I need your help! Whenever you get the chance go check out my pic by clicking below and bomb it with comments! Don't forget to rate it as well, as rates count in this contest! Thanks everyone!

Pray For Allyssa
Just goes to show you the powers of Prayer Allyssa after 2 months of not knowing We all know now Allyssa is a Fighter and has taken her first of many steps ..yes thats right she is walking Michelle is never gonna be able to keep her still again *smiles* We are still all praying for Allyssa so that her scares wont be so bad and the troubles that still lay ahead will be few and painless We Love you Allyssa you are my Hero This is the LifeBy Hannah Montana/Miley CyrusBest Video Codes For those who arent aware already my daughter was severly burnt in a house fire that accured early friday morning (11-23-07) http://dailymail.com/News/200711300073 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1786894416 http://www.myspace.com/we_love_allyssa here are a few links

Re-rate Pics
okay if you have rated any of your friends pics you r now able to rate them once a week so revisit some friends and re rate there pics you can help there rating so just keep everyone in mind and happy holidays to all!!!

Haters Go Away!!!!
I THINK ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PREFERABLY FEMALES HATE ON OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN I'M ON HERE I TRY MY BEST TO GIVE EVERYONE ON HERE A TEN BECAUSE IN MY EYES ITS NOT MY JOB TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE. GOD MADE EVERYONE A CERTAIN WAY FOR A REASON. BUT I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF BEING HATED ON BY FEMALES WHO R NOT CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES SO THEY SEE A STRONG CONFIDENT WOMAN LIKE MYSELF AND WANT TO HATE. ITS RIDICULOUS. I HAVE FEMALES RATING MY PICTURES 6 AND BELOW I EVEN HAD SOME GO TO THE EXTENT OF REPORTING SOME OF MY PICS INAPPROPRIATE WHICH IS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. I FEEL LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU OR VIEWING ON THIS PROFILE THEN ITS BEST YOU DON'T EVEN COMMENT RATE MY PICS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS REALLY SAD AND PATHETIC WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AND THE WAY YOU LOOK.PLEASE STOP BEING HATERS AND GET A LIFE. I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND YOU SHOULD GET LIKE ME. SERIOUSLY. WELL THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEM

What Up Friends
Georgia Dome - Ying Yang Twins AKA MRS T IS BACK AT IT AGAIN SHE WILL BE HOSTING A WET T SHIRT AUCTION 1)MUST HAVE A SALUTE TO ENTER 2)ONLY SFW PICTURE ACCEPTED 3)ENTRY FEE OF 35K IS REQUIRED TO ENTER THE AUCTION 4)SEND LIST OF OFFER ALONG WITH THE PICTURE OF CHOICE CLOSING ENTRY DATE WILL BE ON JUNE 20TH UNTIL 7PM PACIFIC

Failure At Life....
so um i have never done a blog before but i figure what the hell...so this is what i'm doing. have u ever been so completely just fed up with life that u don't know what to do? that no matter what u do, ur life is such a fuck up that it just won't fix itself? so yea that is where i'm at. so i find out couple of mnths ago that i had a tumor which just blew my mind. i got it taken out and everything which they said it was precancerous so thas a good thing. well this weekend i hurt myself and messed up my wound- which isn't a good thing. so u know how sometimes u can have a feeling that somethin is wrong with u...well thas how i am now i know somethin is messed up and i'm too worried to know what it is. eventho all of that is aweful my health is still the least of my worries. i don't have many friends anymore and i seem to worry sometimes that the ones i do have are just being my friend bc they feel sorry for me. i'm terribly worried that i'll never find a man- one that will reall

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Not A Good Day.
I just came home from Iowa with my friend, when I notice my mom's b/f passed out on the couch. She comes home, he wakes up, he's stoned off I don't know what kind of pills, can barely talk. Sure, I smoke pot, and do pills, but I would never bring it into my mothers house. So, he wakes up, starts yelling. One thing you don't do in front of me is yell at my mother. I will not have any dumb son of a bitch say anything foul to my mom. OFCOURSE THOUGH! I gotta fucking keep quiet about it, wtf ever. I got alot of shit on my mind you know? Like so much shit that I don't even want to type it. My sister on the 13th of this month is having a bone marrow transplant done. The doner is a damn near perfect match, but it's still one of the most dangerous precedures. We got the best doctor we could in that field.(She has Luchemia) I just don't know how I'd handle it if my sister died. fuck this blog, im done.

~guy Rules~
• Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone • Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around • Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk • Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it • Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house • Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night • Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it • Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants • Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient • Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long • Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired • Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted • Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist • Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck • Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot •

What Do You Do
what do you do when the one you love lies to you when the one that u are suspose to be spending the rest of you life with starts to fade away well honstly the only thing one can do is let go but what about when the reason he is fadeing away is because he lied to you and ur really the one that once every thing to be over yet you think to your self i know hes the one i just cant let him go like that hes my soul mate

Something To Ponder Over
Hi everyone, Can you please come and see my Christmas tree that is on the left hand side of my profile (bottom) and if you like leave me a present. I will return the love. Thanks! At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After r extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Y et my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that

Friend Info
well once again im off the boat and sending this damn laptop in so will be offline for 7 - 10 business days till it gets fixed since the wireless card went out and this desktop is as slow as a dinosaur if anyone ever reads this or comments :( i will return ratings and comments asap sowwy :( :( hope to talk to yall soon since yall are the only ones keeping my sanity going what little is there hehe

Sean Taylor
KILL'EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT'EM OUT BUT BRING OUR TROOPS HOME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take the Drink Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz I know we all have our FAVORITE teams but they all play the game to the best of their ability so out of respect for a young man that was probably living his dream lets keep his memory alive by showing support for the Family and the redskin team! he will be deeply missed! This is coming from someone that has lost a daughter and my message to them is it is the HARDEST thing you will ever experience but he will be with you at all times! God bless all who mourns their loss for the family and team mates

Join My Message Board!
I've created a message board for people to debate and discuss everyday and not-so-everyday topics. It's a censor free, low moderation message board so anything goes. It's fun, you should join! http://z15.invisionfree.com/bitchpalace/index.php

Where Is My Fairytale?
Where is my Fairytale? My world crashes down around me, My tears and cries unheard My hauntings seem to surround me, And I cannot utter a word The silence is so wanted and so needed but yet I am taunted as i have been deceated I feel that I am alone The darkness holding me near I am shone That nothing in my mind will ever be clear I reach for a sign In hopes of finding my heart But each time I reach an empty line I am left with broken parts So now with me being broken I empty my sorrows and try to pick up the pieces that have become my tokens and hope to find some heros In this world left unspoken I wonder if there is a way to heal A way to mend and yet I seem to feel That there is no break, there is no bend. Created by Jenna aka BrokenWingAngel

Just Some Poetry
Waiting for you, The stars are in the sky tonight; The moon is bright and clear, And things would be so wonderful, If only you were near. I know we have to be apart, I guess it has to be, That I can not be with you, And you can not be with me. There will be a time for everything, I'll return to you one day, Then I will be in your arms, I'll kiss your loving lips. And all of me, and all of my love, This much is true, It's waiting here patiently, Just for you. When I'm alone in the night and the moon sheds its tears, I know my world would come right, if only you were here. Without you, my love is empty of all but the memories it keeps, You, only you, stay inside me in the night while the moon weeps.

My Love For Cherity
ok this blog is to let cherity and everyone reading this why i love and how i feel about her well how i feel about her is hard to put into words its like the first day of high school when you have to stand up infront of the class and introduse yourself you get swetty and butterflys in your stomac but see with her she makes me wanna climb on a roof top with a maga phone and tell the world that i love her theres really no words to discribe it.and why i love her. well i rember the first thing she said to me "hottie alert" lol well ive never had someone say that to me till then lol so it was diffrent i love her cuz she makes me feel like ive never felt before witch is happy i mean yeah ive had a few smiles here and there but thats not happy happy is when you cant stop smileing when you smile so much your face hurts and you get all giggaly like when you were a kid well thats the best i can put into words well i love you cherity till you find my tears in the ocean lol

Nuclear Testing Must Stop
We must all be aware of the fallout caused by nuclear testing. To many cases of mutations have been observed lately. Here is one that has really broken my heart and made me eat my heart out! Fw: The Alabama Death Penalty I'm only sending this to those I know are in favor of the death penalty. The Alabama Death Penalty Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was co

News
Well.... I already had my lil girl McKalya she will b 1 1/2 the day after Christmas.... Well we found out I was pregnant again... except this time not so good... I found out I was pregnant when I was 5 weeks n 4 days... Well when I ended up bein 6 weeks n a day... I get told the blood work i had done went from 1000 n somethin all the way down to 500.. so I ended up havin a miscarriage... Well thats all imma say for now toodles ya'll LOVE ME ALWAYS, *~* TONYA *~*

Unattainable Love
First meeting, within an instant You have me, I'm yours. Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters, But you wear your mask so well. Time passes with more glances. Leaving me to fall helplessly, Hoping you will catch me with your arms. But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded. My heart is finally consumed by you, Given freely by my choice. Anxiously I await to hear your voice, But your silence echoes within my soul. Broken now as the moments linger, Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought. Why must I always fall for the statuesque? For that unattainable love.

Midnight
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag

Truth
If i look in my heart If I look in my soul if i look in my mind theres only one goal every thought that goes through my mind all the blood pumping through my heart all the tears cried by my eyes tell me we should never be apart every second of everyday and all the time in between I feel within my heart that on m, you can always lean you are the one person that makes me feels this way you are the only one who i think of night and day no one else can make me hurt no one else can make me smile the way you can yet I love you all the while I love to see your face or the sparkle of your eyes or wipe the tears you cry just know that forever I'm willing to be apart of every remaining second of your life In hope you'll hold me within your heart Ive never felt such power this is within this urge this urge to tell youll love you and to see what will emerge on day can we try to make it together again? one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the

Sleep
Close your eyes and come to me, Drift into the dark, Search for something meaningful, Ignite that fatal spark. Steal my breath away from me, Crawl into my veins, Take me from this waking world, Free me from these chains. Lay within the dreaming world, Whisper in my ear, Tell me what you crave from me, Wipe away all fear. Sleep my love and come to me, Kiss the world good-bye, Fall into my waiting arms, We'll spread our wings to fly. One day when you just let go, A dream won't be required, To find me waiting by your side, Like always you've desired.

Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.

Soulmates
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t

A Song
I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND I FIND IT HARD TO STAY IN CONTROL WHEN I WHISPER THESE WORDS IN YOUR EAR AS WE DREAM LATE INTO THE NIGHT I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER MY BAB

Missing You
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

Quotes By Known People
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~George Eliot~ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean~ And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ~Abraham Lincoln~

I Wish
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.

Wishing Again
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.

Only In America
10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE One: there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You don't know half of them. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE: Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard. > FIVE: Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? Appearently they don't want you on there. ITS MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. SIX: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want

Contest
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~~~warning~~~must Read
WARNING This person has many profiles. This person told me personally that the first two sets of photos are of his cousin. The last row is of him. Names used: Ron Hurst-Cedar Rapids, IA Chase Lee Love-Cedar Rapids, IA He also uses various ages. There could be more! Profiles known: FUBAR: your_super_man #1322109 MYSPACE: chase1442 Yahoo IM: MasterBlueEyes Email: chase6977@yahoo.com Email: male_boxer71@yahoo.com

A Different Christmas Poem
Just figured I would write a lil update. Things have been going extremely well for me lately. I have found a new roomate who seems to be pretty cool all around. My job is going okay for the moment. I did just recently join a gym. I got tired of being lazy and doing absolutely nothing with my spare time. Now, I can spend it in the gym working off all the extra weight I have. I am really excited about this, because it is finally something that I am doing for myself and I am truely looking forward to what the hard work produces. Yay!!!! Hopefully, if all goes well I will also try to quit smoking some time in January, whenever I can afford the Chantix pill. So wish me luck with everything. :) I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! A different type of Christmas poem: The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic i

Fighting The Darkness
sadly I live in a state where too many people can't seem to grasp that religion has no place in science classes, not matter what label you try and disguise it under. Call it "Intelligent Design", or "Creationism" it is still religion, has no basis in science, scientific theory, process, and not one scientist, or creditable scientific group approves of it's inclusion into science classes as an alternative to evolution. Evolution is real science. It is based on scientific method, and while there is some dissension within the scientific community over small details of things, it is not disputed as a valid theory. One reason people seem to bge confused about all this, is due to a general lack of understanding of terminology. A theory in scientific terms is not the same thing as a theory in common usage. A Theory, or theorum, in science, such as the Theory of evolution, refers to a hypothesis which has been proven true based on observation, and/or testing. The data gathered from tes

New Site That Im Joining
Yeah So Dec. 1st I Did Some Shoots With A Few Photographerz That Are Makin A Site Like SG (Suicide Girls/suicidegirls.com) There Called UrbanBombShells.com (Sites Not Up There Still Building It) But They Are More Better I Would Say They Have Different Varieties Of Styles Like Fully Clothed, Impaled )How Ever U Spell It)Nude (Witch Means Half Nude In Some Areas And Wearing Clothes In Other Areas..Blah), And Fully Nude But Yeah Alot Of Girls Showed Up, Im Guessing 25 Where Pretty Much The Origanle (how Ever U Spell It) Ones, I Did About 4 Shoots 2 By Myself (One Impled Nude/Other Fully Clothed)1 With 2 Other Girls Was Hot And 1 With Me And Another Chick Witch Was Hot Too Haha...But Yeah They Where Video Tapeing Us..I Guess For Like Behind The Seens Or Whatever, But Yeah Haha I Got to See Lotta Naked Women, Cartmins Voice: Sweet.. Ha Any Ways Hopeflly This Fuckin Site Last, And Goes Well. AND U PEOPLE BETTER SIGNE UP ull see me work the pole no kidding but with clothes on haha...Once

Snow White And The 7 Dwarves
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. * *One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.* *"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"* *For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"* *Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."* *Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."*

Kissable
1036723 - Sonny - 20 You've been given a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 20 times.

A Funny
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Poems
In the midnight hours I think to myself You live and die and then what else? Life is nothing but a pointless game No matter how you play it; it ends the same These are the thoughts going through my head Does it really matter if I’m alive or dead What you do today doesn’t seem to matter tomorrow Makes the concept of meaning to life hard to swallow The madding chaos swallows me whole I’m still breathing but I have lost my soul Fade to black give in to the release Maybe in hell I’ll find some peace I can’t take this anymore, I’ve thought it through Now there is only one thing left to do After I’m gone no one will care Closed casket at my funeral and no one is there I am tired of feeling like a piece of shit I hope after I am dead the pain will quit Looking for the one who caused my misery And after searching, the only one to blame is me Cock the hammer back put the barrel to my head White walls soon to be splattered in red An instant of pain, then by death

Problem
Refferals , Something has to be done. I think for refferals should give partial credit untill after the refferals that join achive level 5 then reward full credit for them. also it would be nice if it is a requirement to upload photo before being able to join the website. I ask this because im geting tired of geting refferals and no photos being uploaded. I understand that alot of people hateing on me because of that issue right there, I some how am supposed to magicly control people who join site from my url and make sure that there going to use the website alot and upload a photo. Alot of people hate on me because of my high refferal count. I am sorry that I like shareing something so wonderfull, don't know how to get refferals? read my blog its very decriptive and is how I do it. I work my but off to get the refferals and I don't think it is right that I am being asked to make sure they upload photos and use the site if there going to join the site. That really seems unf

Read It And Weep
Seven Things you want from me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Six things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you DON'T like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three of my best features 1. 2. 3. Two words that describe me 1. 2. One question for me (ask away, I will answer honestly) 1. - - - - - - YES or N0-- - - - - - Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : sexy?: Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto?: Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature?: Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott ?: Exotic?: Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : - - - - - - iF Y0U C0ULD - - - - - - - Give me a new name, what would it be ?: Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?: Date me, would you?: Do one thing with me, it would be ?: Drop me one piece

Browsers
FOR THOSE THAT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH USING INTERNET EXPLORER ON FUBAR, GO DOWNLOAD FIREFOX, IT WORKS VERY WELL WITH THE WHOLE SITE, INCLUDING THE MUSIC PLAYERS IN THE LOUNGES. HERE'S THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD........ http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

How To Install Love!!!
A call comes through on the customer service line. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE w

You Think You Know But You Have No Idea...
Age:Ethnicity:Location:Height:Weight:Hair Color:Eye Color:Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:Please describe your genital grooming habits:What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x perweek...etc):Please a

Water Or Wine ?
This all sounds perfectly logical to me! As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable informat ion: I'm doing it as a public service

Whats Up
i just dont know what to do anymore. somehow i keep offending people and its not intentional by no means.i have tried to express my thoughts to people,on how i feel and what im thinking.i feel very lost right now.do i just give up on what i want more than anything or keep working for it? i tend to be very giving at times and begin to feel way to fast at times. just when i feel its right deep down then i go for it. if it works it works if not then i lick my wounds and move on...please tell me what do i do from here. i just wanted to say im sorry to the one person who knows this is for them. i did not mean to upset you by asking what i have. i just thought if you ask someone out and then ask if they want you. then that means your a couple.and should be known that one is taken. you asked me to take myself from the dating market so i did....why you didnt is all i was asking. i really want you to talk to me.

How To For Women
How do women masturbate? Most women orgasm from stimulation of the clitoris. Many others can only orgasm from vaginal penetration or G-Spot stimulation. Remember, there is no wrong or right way to masturbate, everyone is different and we all respond differently. First, Relax as much as you can. Ensure your privacy; lock your door, turn off the phone, make sure you are alone. Find a comfortable position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the bed or floor. Remove some or all of your clothing; whatever feels right for you. 2. Explore your body. Run your hands along all parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Many women have very sensitive nipples and can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Look at your genitals in a mirror if that is “your thing” -- if you feel shy about that -- that’s okay too. Caress the different parts to see what feels extra good to you. You'll know it when you

Fellow Soldiers
To love a hero, is one of the single most honorable opportunities one can have, To serve a country through a hero is a feat difficult at best, To support a hero for miles and years of one’s life is granted only to a select few, And to follow a hero and bare the separations are at most times cruel. To be the daughter of a Marine has been my source of pride. And when I was small everything my daddy did and all the places he went were part of a world I could not yet comprehend. I believed my daddy was larger than life. He fought in epic battles, visiting lands where the prince slays the dragon, and saved the damsel in distress. I believed he had once been a toad that my mother had kissed. Then I got older, the fairy tale ended. The truth and reality is… His commitment was not only to us, but also to his Marines with a duty to defend America, Lady Liberty, and it’s dreams. He vowed to always love us, but to put it all on the line for the cause. And if the time came, he p

Screen Shots
you ever gotton a profile comment, photo comment, friend request comment or even blog comment. (sorry if I forgot one, feel free to add comment to add it) that just made you go WTF!... Then I want a screen shot! ... you can do a screen shot by hiting CTRL+ALT+DEL keys on your keyboard, if on notebook youl have to also hit the FN/FCN Key. Then open paintshop, paint or other photo editing/art maken program go to file new then paste and save as a png or jpg format and submit it to me in email too davidd80@army.com Subject line - WTF SCREENSHOT body put what you would like caption for photo to be . and I will submit it too my wtf screenshot section to give others laughs :). if your screen shot is trully WTF matieral.. I may reward you with some fubucks or big pimping gift Please allow for a few days to recive the email and upload it and if possible reward you.

Need Help
This will get you blocked quick, fast, and in a hurry. I am a lady and not some cyber slut. He didn't even come off with a hi, just straight to it. Guys if that is what you are looking for just pass me by. I love sex don't get me wrong but, sorry I get nothing from the computer and will NOT ooooh and awww for you to get off. Sorry I have more respect for myself then that. I might be seperated but, until I am divorced I am still faithful. Think it is stupid? Oh well your opinion. I am here for friends only and if that isn't enough then I don't know what to tell you. It is one thing to flirt but, you step over that line you will get blocked. Don't ask me to meet you somewhere for sex that will sure piss me off. If I wanted to have sex with you trust me you would know. Don't ask me for NSFW pics. I don't have any up for a reason. Its is for me and the special person in my life. If I wanted them up they would be up. I took them down along time ago because I got tired of hearing "can I see

Sum Of None Tour
SUM OF NONE HEADS TO ROCKFEST JULY 19th 2008 7:00 PM CAMP JORDAN ARENA ROCKFEST EAST RIDGE , TENNESSEE Upcoming Shows Dec 8 2007 -9:00P Nick's Place- Gulfport, Mississippi Dec 22 2007- 10:00P 3 Quarter Time- Metairie, Louisiana Jan 26 2008- 8:00P NEW DAISY THEATER ( MEMPHIS ROCKS FOR LEVI ) MEMPHIS, Tennessee Jan 30 2008- 9:00P Cafe Street Pub- Hammond, Louisiana Feb 1 2008- 9:00P The Bar -Metairie, Louisiana Feb 9 2008 -7:00P The Refuge -Chattanooga, Tennessee Mar 29 2008- 9:00P The Refuge -Chattanooga, Tennessee Check their site for updates ...New dates are posted as we get them

For My Son
This Young little boy is looking for some Christmas Spirit. I am having issues with my finances and I don't think I will be able to buy him anything if I do I may become homeless. I have set up a Christmas Wish List for him if someone out there that was caring and not selfish could use some of their special fubar cash or whatnot that everyone spends. Happy Hours and Blasts and all that other stuff is not important but a CHILD IN NEED SHOULD BE IMPORTANT! Click one of the pics to see his wish list. Just the smallest request from one small little person. Help our future grow!

Lost Without You
< the love of my life celeste died march 17th 2007 at the age of 34. i did all i could do for her the 5 years she was in my life i took the best care of her that i knew how it might not have always been the right thing but i did what she asked me to do and for some of those requests she made of me is why she is gone now i am sorry to her daughter leah and to her mother linda i love you both more then you will ever know.the only thing that makes it not so bad is i did all i could for her and now she needs no more and thats all i ever wanted for her so thats kind of where im at right now trying to deal with my loss and moving on with my life.i love to make people happy so i like people who also like to make me happy in return i am always myself and people will either love it or hate it and im fine with that. im not as angry as i used to be and celeste taught me how to feel and that its ok to cry.she made me a better human being and man hopefully i dont revert back to what i was i dont th

Personal
Okay. i figure if i blog my bad day maybe it will help me to feel better. so here goes. as if life isnt already doing poorly with bad news and bad times for december, things seem to get worse. i am sick. and the meds the DR gave me arent helping AT ALL. i feel horrible. got called into work on my day off when mother nature decides to drop snow and ice all fuckin day, then come home to find my sister sittin in the living room bawling her eyes out!! for what reason? she pissed some cunt off in the bar room and the bitch called children and youth on my sister and claims neglect and abuse bc my sister was in a bar room at 2am. HOLY FUCK. she gets out one night a month when i watch my sisters 7 kids. WOW! you think she deserves a night out once in a while. i think so. shes like my superr woman. id do anything for her, and all she asks for is one night to be able to go out and have a good fuckin time. but noooo some bitch decides to pour beer on my sister and my sister flips out and the b

Ex-husbands
how do you deal with an ex husband who is seeing someone half his age and still in high school. and knows you can't get a job cause of medical probs and expect you to just deal with it. they say they will help and then turns around and backs out cause all their money go to little young things who don't have even a high school diploma!! but according to the law its all legal so nothing will be done to him. i don't know how to deal with him. everything i know i can't do for a job and what i want to do i can't cause the docs say no. he kicked me out and had divorce papers on the table all with in the same freaking week. so please tell me how to deal with him?? i am 28 yrs old living with my parents, i can't find a job, and he is living in a family estate! so please tell me wtf and how to put up with his crap

Love Trips: Penis Love
imikimi - Customize Your World DELIGHTED TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL ABOUT ME. YES, THE PREVIOUS PROFILE IS TRUE OF ME. YEP, THE RN, 1 SON, WICCAN, BEING A CANCER,FUN, EASY TO LOVE, ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY, EVEN MY OWN IS ALL TRUE.THE PROBLEM IS I HAVENT TOLD ANYONE WHAT IT MEANS TO READ OR SAY MY NAME,ESPECIALL WHEN IT COMES FROM A MAN'S MOUTH. MY WOMEN FRIENDS WILL RELATE AND MAYBE SOME OF MY MEN "FRIENDS" BUT THOSE MEN FRIENDS SHOULDNT PAT THEMSELVES ON THE BACK. AFTER ALL, READING AND KNOWINF WHAT I AM WRITING HERE WILL BE EVENTUALLY FORGOTTEN OR GO UNNOTICED IN THE COURSE OF YOUR/THEIR LIVES. SOME OF MY "FRIENDS" MY FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF FOR ME AND YOU SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY, WHATEVER THOSE FEELINGS MAY BE. I GREATLY THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES AND MAKING ME LEARN MY LESSON, EVEN WHEN I DID NOT WANT TO DO SO. CALL IT A RANT OR WHATEVER YOU WISH BUT ITS A WAY OF LIFE FOR ME NOW. IM SURE I WILL LOSE SOME "FRIEND

Love Of My Life
> Tonight these two Fubarians > ¢¾ Life@ fubar > and > =^^=CaTMaN=^^=..Demon Crew@ fubar > will be Joined > in Fubar Matramony at 9:00 pm central time > in the > http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50281 My Girl Friend In Real Life plz Fan and rate show her Love Thanks Crystal ~ ¢¾ Life@ fubar this is the happiest i been in a long time Love you Lori

Popped Your Cherry?
I am new to Fubar. Yet, since I have been here I keep observing something disturbing that keeps happening. Maybe because I am new I am not understanding the concept, so fellow Fubarians please help a sista out. Now, We all have Cherry's on our pages and they are listed from 1-10. This gives you the power to rate a person or photo as you see fit. YOU HAVE THE POWER! A friend of mine rated a guy a 7. Only because all you could really see was half his face because the other half was blocked by his raised arm. He responded by calling her a Bytch and talking really nasty to her telling her what right does she have to rate anyone a 7. Who did she think she was? This infuriated the Hell outta me. My response was to rate his butt a 1 for his funky attitude. First off, FUBAR GAVE ME THE RIGHT! If everyone were to be condidered a 10 there would be only ONE CHERRY with a 10 on it. I got rated a 1 (and as fine as i am) I did not trip. That was their opinion which was his God given right to

Shans Life Update...
Well Well Well... Life's life.. Its neither overly exciting or dull and drab. We are all healthy.. WoOhOo! My back has been pain free for quite a while (Goes hand in hand with being more active and losing 8kilos, I suppose). Leigh hasn't had anymore teenage-boys-being-teenage-boys accidents, so havent had any trips to the emergency room for broken bones for a while. Kaitys pregnancy is going well. If you don't know, she is having a boy and it will be called Jack (named after my grandfather and our favourite kittens). Matthew is still a very healthy young 8yo, with lots and lots of energy. The Dogs are going good. Ville is now bigger then Arnold, who has taught him so much. Both are fantastic and I couldn't imagine life without them. Frank has a skin condition and has lost patches of fur over his body. For a 17yo fat cat he's doing pretty well though. House wise we are still cramped in our 3 bedroom government housing house, for now, due to finances mainly, I am hoping to m

Save At The Pump
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is tempe

Become A Member Of Dylon's Divas
Thanx 4 all that have become Members in the last few days:) We have 18 members in just a little over 2 days so I think we're doing pretty good. I will be putting in daily updates for you in this blog so be sure to check it out. Ok, first of all a few reminders, Please make sure to add Member of Dylon's Divas to you profile name. My assistants and I will be checking and if you don't know who they are, check my profile(All the Divas are on there). Make sure to rate/fan/add all the Divas, You are all very special women so let's make sure we all get to know one another. Oh, I need your help as well, please help me maintain the site and help me level up cuz I need more picture space for the Divas...Just come in and rate me so that I can get more pics..hehe...I hate asking but I wanna make sure we have room for all the Divas, cuz we will be getting more soon;) And for my last thing for today, A Special Diva Shout out to Diva Mcdreamy for all her help with the ID Badges and Diva Pics!!! So m

Poem #1: One Person
Love: What I want is you. I want you to know my love is true. I want to go to sleep with you beside me. And wake up to your shining beauty. I want to wrap myself in your sweet embrace. And never go a day without seeing your shining face. Around you I shed happy tears. Around you I have no fears. I am yours to have and to hold. Your kisses save me from the greatest cold. I don't want your love to go away. But I also want you here to stay. In my heart I want only you. To be there in whatever we do. I shall not push you to stay, But my love for you shall never pass away. Take my soul, body, and heart. I just hope that we will never part. Take these words and keep them near. Because in my life, I already hold you dear. Unknown Sadness Pain peirces through my soul. Never reaching my ultimate goal. Depressing feelings deep inside. A hellish roller coaster ride. Up and down and all around. Sometimes spiraling towards t

My Gothic Heart
Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns down Everything you say. She blew me her death-kiss And the mouth-marks Bled down my eye, Like her dying On my windshield. I can already feel Her worms Eating my spine. So how can it be this lonely? Is this all we get For our lives? Is love only sweeter when One of dies? Then I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns Down Everything you say. I knew that our love was Just a Car Crash Away.

The War
New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys alw

All Just For You
I don't want to break your heart I know it's fragile I will hold it in my hands And promise to be gentle I want to be your lover Most of all your best friend I want to be the smile in your heart that never ends I want to be the one to hold you When you want to be held I'll be the one that knows when you need space Time alone to be yourself I want to give you the sun In all it's brightest hues So you could feel it's warmth caress your skin I want to give you all the stars In the clear desert sky For you to wish upon May all your dreams come true *Dedicated to someone who holds the key to my heart, just hope he knows it!*

World Without Tears
If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would heartbeats Know when to stop How would blood know Which body to flow outside of How would bullets find the guns If we lived in a wold without tears How would misery know Which back door to walk through How would trouble know Which mind to live inside of How would sorrow find a home If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones

Changes In Pic Rating
Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages.