lc's blog: "Songs For Friends"

Darling Owner (Parody of Prince's Darling Nikki for my fu-owner ***Jay*** I knew a girl named Julie And I'd say she's a sexy bish Bought me in an auction Held by her sister Drew Said she wanted to own me Then she put in the winning bid. She added me to her friends list I could not believe my eyes She had so many pictures No way to rate em all She said change ya name, ya fubar hua Your ass is now owned by me Julie She posted a new default Said she really owns my azz Didn't bother telling her I wanna molesticate her azz She's got this sexy look Like a teacher in the class. Time's up in march What am I gonna do? My owners hawt I think we should do more Than just the fu.

This little rewrite is for a special little 2 year old. Hope it helps her sleep through the night. Alyssa's Lullaby (Parody of Shawn Mullins' "Lullaby" for a special little girl) You'll grow up in a big town, filled with places like Time Square All of the tourists want to come there You'll meet famous people, like Gandolfini, James Blunt and John Mayer You're always safe in Brooklyn, Because your mommy is there Just think of this lullaby when ever you get scared Everythings gonna be alright little girl Close your eyes and dream all night Alyssa girl Mommy's there watching over you Alyssa girl, lullaby Sleep tight. You and mommy made it through aother night. Lullaby

Brooklyn Girl parody of Punk Rock Girl by Dead Milkmen (for violets) One Saturday night I logged in to lounge {CC} I saw a hot chick there And damn near wet my pants Brooklyn girl please look at me Brooklyn girl I sure like what I see I'd travel just to see You're sexy ass hell Brooklyn girl I jumped right on her page And told her she should know I think you're hot as hell You really rock my world Brooklyn girl won't you add me please Brooklyn girl I want you on your knees We'll play all night Just you and me Brooklyn Girl We talked in the lounge for just a little while I hit her shoutbox And said I like your smile She seemed all shy And man it really drove me wild We hung in the lounge again The guys she drove em wild I cussed a bit It seemed to make her smile I rated all her pics She sure did give me wood I was gone a week I still whacked to her She was there when I got back I put her on my lap Brooklyn girl you drive me wild Brooklyn girl I hope I make you smile You're sexy as hell Sweet little belle Brooklyn girl To the lingerie shop Surely we must go I'll buy you something hot You cannot tell me no Something thin and black You'll look so fucking hot Then you'll try it on Show me what you got We'll go to your house And there I'll make my move I'll sing you this new song To get you in the mood Brooklyn girl I want you bad Brooklyn girl you can call me dad Just you and me Gonna rock your New York worl Brooklyn girl gotta have me some Let's have some fun Just you and me Brooklyn Girl