Fubar Blogs 4

Do Cheaters Ever Win?
So here's the deal. Man and meet, fall in love, make plans blah blah blah. Months go by and she decides to look at his fubar pics. Surprise Surprise, what does she see? Pics of him with a woman he claims is his love. So, being not the type to take any BS, the woman contacts the chick. They exchange words(neither knew about the other) but great info was passed. It turns that he's not all that, the other doesn't love him, and doesn't care for him. So, the smart tells him he's busted. What does the coward do? Tells the new chick, he never loved the smart one. Never offers a word to the one he cheated on. So, though it looks as though the smart one looses, the truth is, he does. He traded a woman who gave him her heart and soul for a woman who doesn't give a shit about him. Karma is a nasty bitch,don't ya think? Cheaters never win, they always get their balls caught in the door...........

Fu Auction - Bid, Bid, Bid!!!
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Almost Gone
Almost Gone By Steve Cook Its five a.m. I’m wide awake Cant sleep with everything on my plate The dreams, the nights I lay and fight The loss of you not by my side Pondering if we’ll make this work The emotions inside start to churn Frantic as my mind can get Lessons learned that I regret Letting go it feels so right But now another lonely night With you there running through my head All the words I should’ve said To make you stay don’t leave today I’ll do anything don’t walk away Just listen to the words I speak I’m sorry if their sounding weak Obsessions of you through out the night How I wish I could hold you tight All my thoughts of such despair Will you ever come back here What will it take to make things right I wont give in I’ll stay an fight My love for you is to damn strong With you is where I belong I’ll be here waiting for the call To surrender my emotions love and all

Barbie's Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here by next Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2008: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite! 3. A REAL man ... maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickl

Life32
What a pain in the ass! Our power went out yesterday morning after I wrote my blog on here. I thought it might be out for a couple of hours. NO! It didn't come back on until about 45 minutes ago. I have never been with out power that long as far as I can remember. It was a very bad storm wit high winds and lots of rain. It has rained off and on today but the worst is to come tonight and it is supposed to be a 5 day storm. I am worried that I will lose power again. You don't realize how spoiled we are until we lose something like electricity and phones. Then we act like big babies without them. LOL I am one of them though! At least we have a good heater and it heated up the house pretty fast. Earlier when I had to go to the bathroom, my butt was cold from the cold toilet seat! hahaha Guys have it easy. So it has been an interesting couple of days. I need to go pick up my son from the movies. Luckily the movie theater didn't lose power. It is quite busy there.

Weather
I Got this from one of my Aunts today . Now she only lives a bit more than 2 hours from me . .Contrary to public opinion...this is NOT sunny California...we do not surf...we do not live on the beach....and the sun does NOT shine 365 days a year and it does get colder than 35 degrees. No-- we have had wind, (up to 60 mph- gusts-- sustained at 35)..we have had rain...about 2.5 inches in the last 24 hours...(not a lot compared to Georgia)...we had had cold (cold to us) temps...about 38-40 and expected to get colder with the third storm coming in....we do have electricity tho...even tho 100,000 people haven't had it in at least 24 hours.....in Butte County... Our canvas and steel gazebo ended up on the roof of the family room...taking the wood stove chimney for a tipping party....(yes the gazebo was anchored down with cinder blocks..which we have discovered can be moved by wind gusts)....we had a 60 foot cypress tree in our patio..uprooted...at lest 3 sections of the fence are gone...and

My Words To You
on't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I Still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While these walls surround me with the story of our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So I'll stay out all night Get drunk and fuck and fight Until the morning comes I'll Forget about our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it could be so much better I hope you're missing me I hope I've made you see That I'm gone forever

Thoughts
It has been a goal of mine lately to try and scribble down something each day. To try and capture a glimpse of the world and workings of the mind in word-weavings. Words that would hopefully lean towards interesting, entertaining, amusing. Thought-provoking. Challenging. But it seems that the more I try, the harder it is for me to coax these fancies out of thin air. To arrange them neatly into fine print. To tickle out a meaning that goes deeper than their outer coverings. To find satisfaction in these dribbles of creative juices. I long to scrape away at the leathery shield I have wrapped around those wistful dreams and tap into the voices that build up confidence. That give promise of success. Reassurance. Praise. Faith. Is it merely the fear of letting someone else down? Of admitting failure? Of accepting that what will be will never be? Or is it the fear that I may not have what I have always believed I had. Hoped I had. Dreamed. Pondered. Wondered. Hid. Hone

Blah... Bitches... Blah.
Well hell... sorry... Life sucks.. but get the fuck over it.. Time is numbered for us.. Live life to the fullest.. I know a bunch of people say that shit but... it's true... Why not do what you want to?? And why not do what makes you happy? it isn't like we're immortal.. and have a long life ahead of us... we don't.. Be happy.. and do what you want...

Strip For Me...a Poem From Bigroaddawg69
Strip For Me She said she wanted to have sex with strings attached; Only to her arms and wrist. Said she had, had her heart broken far too many times to even consider walking down that road again She said she only wanted to partake, in the physical. Said she, wanted me to fill her chest, with my treasure; Then afterwards, pretend like I had never even met her. But there was something about the way her insides taste after they had Marinated over night, that made me ponder What it would take to have this woman wake up next to me Every single morning for the rest of my LIFE To abandon my fears of abandonment, To make every woman who has come before her a blur! See the Fact of the matter is I want to reinvent the wheel with her. I want to find different reasons to be in love every single minute That's why I contemplate different positions to keep her interested Each and every single time that I'm IN IT! That's why I treat her sweet like Holy Water.

2nd Day At Work
It was my second day at work.. and another busy day. With the new staffing grid at work..we never have the extra help we need. I was all caught up with my work..and decided to take the patient in room 510 downstairs to go home. He was getting around very good..so I didn't need to use a wheelchair. He was a 43 year old in the hospital with a migraine. As we were on the elevator..the elevator gave a jerk..then stopped. We were stuck and no amount of pushing the buttons was working. I dialed the operator.. to let her know. She told me, that the maintenance guy was on call..since it was evening time..and on the weekend. Omg,, what to do stuck on a elevator,having to wait for them to get there to fix the problem. As I am leaning against the wall.. I hear my patient say.."I hear having sex gets rid of headaches". I look at him with fear in my eyes..not knowing what to do..stuck in a closed end area with him. Next thing I know..he lifts up my hand and starts to kiss it. Slowly he

Fake Fubar Friends
I find myself adding people who i meet in lounges and stuff and have fun talking to them too, then after rating them and addng them to my list, it seems like they dont talk much to you after that are they being fake or just want to add you for the numbers on their lists??, I know some have a busy life too like we all do but still aint it polite to talk back when someone says hi to you??, guess not for some. Im always thinking bout life and how its a learning phase, online or not there will be drama somewhere else, like myspace, or yahoo etc. If your a real friend be true to yourself and to others, then you will find out who your real friends are!!

Beginning...
i entered the room quietly. He was sat there at His chair and as i looked at Him i caught His eye. i quickly lowered my gaze and sat on the floor in my normal subservient position. He gently pulled me up of the floor and made me stand. He tilted my head back looking deep into my eyes, His eyes forcing mine to remain fixed on His. I did not fear Him and He knew that. It was the attracting force that had drew me to Him. A woman of formidable power choosing to acquiesce to His every whim, no matter the cost, or pain involved. He smiled, knowing this. Today was my first real training as His own. He had made me undergo a rigorous series of trials throughout the day all to which i had surrendered to easily. The more ego i lost the stronger He became… and… yes… He knew i was stronger for it too. With each demand, each pain driven task asked of, with eyes lowered i abided to His every desire, subjecting myself to His hand, His whip; His intrusions. i spoke no words of refusal, my body acce

Sweet Dreams, Forever, Lil One
Today in Lower Michigan, an innocent is lost. He fought bravely and with all he had in his little body for two days, but death made his call. The boy was 10years old. I don't know him personally, but my heart goes out to you lil one. 2 Days ago him and his little brother was playing. They was playing with daddy's Shotgun. They didn't know better, didn't realize it was loaded. It dropped on the ground and went off...The boy was shot in the face. The Family has my sympathy. I am asking and imploring all you parents who have children and Guns...For God's Sake store them away locked up and get trigger guards on them, please I am begging you don't let another innocent die needlessly. Parents those children have their future in your hands, please do the right thing....

Pleasures
Was a slow night at work. We only had 8 patients. There was me.. a PCA,, and 2 nurses on. I was just coming out from my supper.. at 10pm..when all of a sudden I hear the operator announce.. code brown! Most hospital staff consider that a poopy situation but its a code for a missing patient. The nurses couldn't leave the floor so the PCA went to go look. I just got to my desk and sat down..when the phone rang. As I picked up the phone..all of a sudden I felt somthing slide up my skirt. It was a hand! It was the missing patient. He was in his 40s. I tried to talk to the person on the phone..while this guy kept feeling me. What was I to do? The 2 nurses were in patients rooms..and I was at the desk alone. All of a sudden, i felt his tounge on my clit. Damn, this was a sticky situation, in more ways then one. The person on the phone was a patient who just left today,, with 50,000 questions. What was I to do? Hang up rudely...and run like hell..or be professional..and ignor

Some People On This Site!
Ugh so this guy who use to be my friend is no longer my friend because he is a bipolar mess... So the deal is i reposted and stickied a bully for Fat sonny... This person was pissed because he thought i said i hated sonny...Not True!!!! I NEVER SAID THAT! I said i was upset because he deleted me and wouldnt add me back... if the person would go back and look at message archives he would see that.. but no instead of listening to reason he goes and blocks me immediately from here and yahoo and then rejects my phone calls... I cant even explain myself or defend my self its basically i pissed him off and thats the end of our friendship. Which this guy i thought was my friend i decided to call and call and call to try and work out our friendship because thats what REAL friends do! Well instead of answering or even letting it go to voicemail he pickks up and hangs up! And then sends his little friend my number and has her call me to tell me to stop calling and i said not to be rude but

Kidney Stone....
What in the hell is the world coming to? I have a friend that is going to Cali. because she has submitted herself to him. A random jackass that is going to get his jollies off hurting her. What in the hell is it with guys being so willing to hurt women or children? Why in the hell could someone be so cruel? It makes me sick to think of a man laying a finger on a woman for his pleasure, or just because he can. She was talking about likely having broken bones when this is all said and done, what makes that right? I know it is her life, and I know that certain pain can be pleasurable, but broken bones? I guess this is what I get for caring about my friends, that I can't see the point going to get yourself hurt so some moron can get his rocks off for it. If hurting people for pleasure is what this world is coming to, then being a "human being" is the worst thing I can think of. Well, I had a fun start to the new year. On New Years eve, I went to the ER, thinking I had a kidney infection,

Stuff
As an experiment to see just how uneducated and ignorant modern America is, I posted a new default picture: Michaelangelo's David. This has been a revered work of fine art for centuries. It is displayed with the utmost of respect, and is a beautiful example of art from the Italian Renaissance, not to mention that it's a representation of a biblical character - David from the David and Goliath story. I want to see how long it takes for some bible thumping, uneducated schmoe to flag it as NSFW. Any educated person will see it as a work of beauty (or, even if you don't like it, will accept it as a piece of art, revered by others). Only the uneducated American moron, who spouts nothing more than Jesus and War (along with a hefty dose of hate of Muslims) thanks to a fascist government would mark this work of fine art as NSFW. Anyone who marks this photo as NSFW is also likely to be someone who wants to burn books and lynch anyone different from them. I'm in the process of casting

Own My Sexxxyy Butt!!!
You Now Have a Chane to Own Me. Are You scared to take a chance??? Click on the link and let the bidding begin... Here's what You get For the Highest Bid... Add to family one month. All pictures , blogs and stashes rated #1 Friend for one month Fu-owned in my name for one month Weekly pimp out bulletin for 1 month Permanent pimp out in my blogs. Pimp out in my me section for a month Daily comments for a month 1 Personal salute sfw 1 Big pimping gift

Wanna Own Me...lol
LET SOMEONE FU OWN YOU!!! Want to FuOwn Someone? Now You Can! Here They Are..Hit the Pic and Go Bid On the One You Want To make Yours! Need 11's and Stash Rated? Nows Your Chance! These Sexy People Have Put Themselves in a Position For You To Fu-Own Them! So Check Them Out! Everyone here is special and you would be lucky to have any one of them! AUCTION RULES! 1. Drama Free. For fun only auction. Anyone causing it will be eliminated. 2. Contestant reserves the right to refuse any bid. 3. Minimum Bid is 10,000 Fubucks. 4. Must have a salute to bid. 5. Auctioneer is not responsible for bids. 6. Serious Bids Only!(meaning do not bid if you do not intend to honor that bid.) 7. Bids must be paid for before any prize is given. 8. Do Not Take This Seriously!(I know, I know...Contradiction..:P) This Is FOR FUN ONLY Auction! 9. RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! HERE THEY ARE!! PUT IN YOUR BIDS!

What Each Kiss Means
What Each Kiss Means - Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -SLAP ON THA BUTT: That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

~~fun Ways To Kiss Your Lover~~
Types of Kisses Given below is a variety of kiss that you may find interesting. You could feel free to try them out with your partner. Angel Kiss A comforting kiss. Kiss your partner very gently, delicately on their lips or eyelids. Cheek Kiss A friendly kiss. With you hands on your partners shoulders, brush your lips across their cheeks. Be gentle. A kiss preferred on the first date. Chew Kiss While kissing tell your partner to place their tongue in your mouth. Very VERY GENTLY chew on their back of the tongue. Do not suck. This creates a sensation that can be very exciting. Copy Cat Kiss Just imitate the way your partner kisses. Copy every act of their kiss. Cordial Kissing (Hot/Cold Kiss, Trickle Kiss) Sip a very small amount of your favourite drink, either hot or cold and when you just begin to kiss, pour the drink into your partner's mouth. It will leave behind a sensational feeling. Some love this type of kiss and some cringe with the thought of it.

Seduction And Romance Of A Woman
Expressions of Love Love may go stale if not flavoured with romantic seasoning. Romance is a key element of a relationship, deepening with intimacy and helping you to fall more in love with your mate. The art of romance requires learning what your beloved finds romantic, and applying that in your relationship. 15 expressions of love for your beloved With a zing of romance you could spice up your relationship. Here's how... Send her flowers unexpectedly from work. A dozen roses: 11 red roses and 1 white one with a note: " In every bunch there's one who stands out -and that one is you." (I choose 1 white lily). As she enters the house from work, play your favorite song, hold her in your arms and carry her to the bedroom. Just give her bare hugs and kisses for no reason, while she is cooking or cleaning and later cuddle up in a blanket and watch a romantic movie together. Tell your mate that you - love, adore, admire, cherish, desire, want, need, prize, este

Club Far
Hello Familia! This is our first Pimp Out in the New Year! We have had 80 members join in the past month!!! This is Awesome!!! And it's also a reminder that we are still and will always be the #1 Family on Fubar!! In order to insure that everyone gets the love they deserve we will only be putting 25 members on each pimpout, so if your name isn't on here, stay tuned because it will be. In the meantime please go and show all of these wonderful new members of our family some Club F.A.R. Love!! That means pic ratings, comments, profile comments, stash rates. Let each and everyone of them know how very Happy we are to have them!!! Much Love Pete, Molly, Jamie, Stacy and Luna *~*HockeyChik*~*CLUB F*A*R*~*all luv repaid-thx!*~*@ fubar

Feelings
my new year resolution for the year of 2008 is a very complicated one. I decided that I was going to steer clear of any relationships including just plain fuck buddies. I was totally proud of myself for making this decision but here i am not even a week into the new year and i'm already doubting myself. I don't know what to do being single is something i'm used to but why is this so difficult? it should be easy if i'm so used to it right? well its not. if its this hard after not even a week what is the rest of the year going to be like? - Five Finger Death Punch Lyrics

Im Looking
I HARDLY EVER POST ANYTHING AS FAR AS BLOGS MUMS OR WAT NOT... BUT ANY HOW I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW EVERYONE IS GOING THRU HARD TIMES OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT IS.. WELL I GOT THIS LINK FROM A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE! IT IS VERY HELPFUL PLEASE FOWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW IT CAN BE A BIG HELP TO MANY FAMILIES OUT THERE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING THEIR HOMES..MUCH LUV AND PEACE.. http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=12191382&ch=4226720&src=news

Madame Diva Chocolates Fantasy World
I just want to welcome all you freaks to my world of fantasy. Climb aboard this train of everlasting pleasure.Sit back and browse through a list of come sucking, puzzy pumpin, booty shaking, back breaking, finger popping, I need to lick that, suck that, stick that, make it so good you want to slap yo mama, no sexual hang ups, tight skirt wearing, guys start swearing, don’t stop get it get it, don't stop.I said hit it!! kind of release we all need to experience. Be a friend, a friend with benefits, a soul mate, girlfriend, boyfriend or significant other. This page is open to all freaks and freakettes, bbw's, male, female, bi, gay, straight, dom, sub, tv, ts, if you got breath you have a home here. You feel me! OPEN YOUR MIND, BE FREE, EXPLORE YOUR GREATEST FANTASIES RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW AT : Madame Diva Chocolate's Fantasy World.

Mumblings
Where do some guys get off with the things they say to women?! I got this friend request from this NASTY OLD man who is older than my father! He wrote "I really don't care whose "wife" you are, I would love to get my ..... on those beautiful big boobs!!!" Not only is it disrespectful, but its completely disturbing that he gets away with that type of crap! Does he really think a woman is going to respond to him in a positive way or want him after reading that?! I sure hope he doesn't have any daughters! Here's his link if ya feel like showing him some "love" http://fubar.com/user/1160678

Auction
I am up for grabs Come check me out Repost for me please Click link below SWEET~THING I am up for auction again . Come see what i have to offer to my owner to be As bids go up i will be adding more so come on and place your bids click here to enter the auction Thought i would give it a try If you would like to bid on me click on pic to bring you there

Vents
You guessed it, I'm still sitting Shiva on the GodMother Quest. When I first made the statement I had several people come to me with statements like "OMG, you do all sorts of things for others, I can't believe you aren't a GodMother yet!" and "I'll be there every day till you Godmother". What did I get out of it? A couple of days of massive rates that were tough to keep up with, but I did a fair job of it, then nothing. It doesn't matter what I do for others anymore, it simply doesn't get returned. Even several members of my family made statements like "oh, you get back from vacation and you'll be at a point where we can level you as a family, i'll make sure of it." Again, I'm still 700k from leveling, and very little help. Hell, I've been a big part of leveling even our family founder, not only to GM, but to Disciple and then Profit. And on top of this, what's this attempt to level someone to PROFIT who's been here 6 months. This is bullshit, and I've had it. So, as much as

What Do I Do It All For
I wonder some day to why I do what I do. I've been puttin my self through pain an sorrow an it feels like its for nothin. I cant seem to catch a break. Its gettin harder for me to breath an even harder for me to wanna live. I am lost in all that is my life. I fight the urge to cry. I have two options to either keep the man who says he loves me or my best friend whom i have loved for years. Its all so confusing my mental abusing. I am lost in this world that I call my life. What do I do it all for???? Well I have decided now that I am happily in love with this amazing guy to move with my family to Kansas. And to my suprise he is willing to come along with me. I couldnt be more happier in my life than I am right now. Even though at this moment he is about 300 miles away from me he still calls an tells me he loves me. I couldnt ask for a better man in my life. Gotta love them Juggalo's.

Come Bid On My Ass
the keypad needs to come with it own die button you can push when someone pisses you off. i hate thease douche bags. ok you mat return to your scheduled programe. this has been brought to by massingil for that fresh feeling. come bid on my ass im up for bid.its worth a shoot even if no one bids at least i tried. http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3972206981

Cosmetic Surgery For The What?!?!
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor."I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him, "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Poetry
When the moon is full, I can see your soul, never let you slip away. Can feel your heart pressed next to mine until the break of day. Beams of light dance across your face and for a moment I am lost wanting nothing more than to be with you, no matter what the cost. Watching you sleep, I can't help but smile. But things aren't always as they seem. Once I open my eyes and look around, I'll soon realize it's just a dream. I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and clutch my pillow tight. Thoughts of you run through my mind and my body longs for night. For it's when I close my eyes at night, I can almost feel your touch. It brings me comfort, soothes my soul and makes me miss you not so much. Say goodbye to the girl you once knew. Say goodbye to what used to be you. Close your eyes, take one last breath. Feel the beating within your chest. Let your tears fall to the ground. Quiet now! Don't make a sound! Pr

Naughty....but Funny! :p
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we you hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you j

Venting
Ok I need to vent just a little. I'm bored so don't mind me. I'm sitting here and looking and rating people. I see all these girls/women who are stunning. I mean granted beauty is in the eye of the behold and within but god damn... Why aren't they online in my area? LOL... I'm not the shy type by anymeans and well, I find it a little odd but hey, that's me. Unsure as to why I'm typing this but gorgeous women my age don't like guys like me. Nor do the normal females want a guy like me. Sophisticated yet fun to be around, not overbearing but protect. Sensative and charming yet can be cruel when need be. Any clue why? Ok I seriously lost a lot of respect for the women on here who claim to be nice and or real... I got blocked today because I removed someone from my family. How fucking pathetic is that? I mean seriously, how fucking childish do you have to be in order to block someone because they opt not to want you in their family? It's hilarious to me that this person blocked me al

What Do You Drink?!?
So I just took my first quiz and it has been determined that my drink is hard liquor! In this case it was 100% corrsect. The is nohing like several shots to warm me up before going onto the dance floor to shake the night away! Sometime I feel like the only woman in the place who does not mind a hard up from something mixed. Everyone always gets those fruity drinks that have cute names...bump that give my a shot of jim bean, crown royal, maybe some tequila (for starters) and let the night begin.

Apology
and insulted on here. please forgive me, i am sorry for being a jerk, an ass, and a dick. if u wanna rant at me, feel free to do so ladies. again i apologize have thought bout suicide once. if it does come round again i have 3 options. 1. swallow bottle poison 2.russian roulette wit a gun 3.tying concrete blocks to my legs then jumping in a lake not sure wwhich option 2 choose. any suggestions?

A Different Love Letter!!
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (A) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks. ********** 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... Am I doing it? ********** 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile ********** 3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because: (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song ********** 4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hid

This Sux ..and Not In A Good Way
Hi all..they reset our profile for some unknown reason and we were at level 21 and were reset to 1.. no body knows why, maybe a glitch.. but all our rateings went poof.. IF you folks get a chance to RE-RATE our photos we would really be greatfull... Paul & Sondra

Benefits
Ok so i just read a mumm that i had the same question about i have been on the same level for months now i find myself going into all my "friends" pages and rating everything they have.... but i still cant level up so here i ask everyone on my list PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE i am so sick of being the same level.... Kisses.. Ok so heres my question to everyone.. its more of a question reason why i am not MuMMing it.. ok here goes.. Whats the difference between a "Booty Call" or "Friends with Benefits" heres what i think, I think that a booty call is someone that u just met and comes over fucks you and leaves right? but if its a friend with benefits should the couple be friends... and go out and do stuff???? like a drink or a movie or even brunch and then me for desert... But it seems like all men want is just to come over cum and go.... then become assholes and preach about a female wanting for just because they wanna go out for a drink... i mean come on its

My Pick For The Presidential Candidate
Hello all, thanks for getting this far. I just wanted to show you my choice since he isn't getting any "air" time. Most people don't know he's running. Dennis Kucinich has 100% of my trust AND vote!!! AND all I want from you all is to listen to what he says and after the movie see what he stands for, that's it! I'm not asking for you to vote for him, I'm just asking for you to educate yourself with him. I love you all for doing this for me! XOXOXOXOX

Once Again Up For Auction Wanna Own Me!!!!!!
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar Caligumbo@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-14 00:34:23') (repost of original by '♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-' on '2008-01-14 00:37:16') (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager

Getting Married
I love you, not for what you are, but what I am, when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out. I love you for putting your hand into my heaped up heart and passing over all the frivolous and weak things that you cannot help seeing there, and for drawing out into the light all the beautiful and radiant things that no one else has looked quite far enough to find... I love you because you have done more than any creed could have done to make me good, and more than any fate could have done to make me happy. You have done it without a touch, without a word, without a sign. You have done it by being yourself. Perhaps that is what being a friend means after all. by Roy Croft Important news to me that is. Today is my good freind Rock Rules 1 year fubar mark so show him some love. He is an awsome and wonderful person to know. PROFILEPOUNDER.COM rockrules20

Rate Contest I Am In Starting Today Jan.6th 2008 At 3pm Central Time
i recently entered a rate contest which starts today jan. 6th at 3pm central time .all i need for ppl to do is come and simply rate my pic .(more than once due to the new rating system(when the rates reset )). here's the link to the host's blog about the contest http://fubar.com/blog/168601/664572 your help will be greatly appreciated .ty :D i will add the link to my pic when i get it :D here's the link to my pic

Future Teacher
A poem I wrote for my Education Course: I COULD BE A TEACHER I will be who I want to be I will think what I want to think I will learn what I want to learn I will go where I've always wanted to go I will smile when I feel like smiling I will frown when that smile is turned upside down I will dream the biggest dream And I will hope for the smallest thing I will teach because teaching is my small hope, And my biggest dream, It turns my frown upside down, It's the place I want to go To learn and think about the person I will be. Many individuals in my life have judged me, In ways that were nice or cut like a knife. Either way this is only a small part of me, For I am more than a few small words. So this is how some may describe me other wards… She is: A girl or woman Tall and sometimes small Wide with pride Smart, but shops at Wal-Mart Poor but certainly not a bore Mature and pure Loud and proud Charming like a butterfly, But can sting like a bee Sar

Poems & Things
Driving home I saw an image in the mirror, the person I saw was me... She looked back with tears in her eyes wondering why there's so much misery in her life I looked and saw so much beauty, I couldn't understand why she felt this way... Do you feel that? The pain she asked... I'm drowning within myself Don't worry I said, that break will mend Nope. Not this time. I wake each morning and should be living, but yet when my eyes open my death is approaching I've lost myself and who I am; there is no turning back or a path to apprehend I will sit and wait for my next mistake Until then self...enjoy the scene because tomorrow it may be a dream Written By: Kearra Gurule 12/13/06 Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action- Benjamin Disraeli So...It's been about a month of heartache and finally tonight i had this overwhelming feeling that things are starting to heal themselves. That I am going through yet another t

Moon Lite
i cry at nite wishing i knew the truth the fear when does it end hell does it ever end i worry i hide i wanna know wats going on inside there's been some misunderstanding its out of my control to be honest do i really wanna know i mean would really knowing stop the fear that creeps n like a cold draft freezing my insides... when the moonlite shine down on my face i know its coming i wish i could run run out into the world screaming STOP!!! but would it even help??? how do u ever stop the fear that makes u feel like ur dying inside

Be Mine!!!
Would you be my Valentine? If you would like to buy me hearts, please read below, I am going to post all the hearts that are bought for me in this blog at the bottom. Please know that I appreciate every heart that you buy!!!

I Still Love My Family
ADD ME FAN ME RATE ME ILL DO THE SAME SOON IM STILL TRYING TO GET EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR OK I CLEARED OUT MY FAMILY I STILL LOVE YALL ITS NOT THAT I DONT WANT TO TALK WITH YALL BUT I JOINED A FAMILY SO IF YALL STILL WANT TO TALK WITH ME THATS GOOD IF U MAD AT ME FOR REMOVING U FROM MY FAMILY I UNDERSTAND HOPEFULLY ILL STILL HEAR FROM YALL NIGHT LATER AND I OVE YALL

Scattegories
SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name: .........................HILARY 2. 4 letter word:.............................HAWK 3.Vehicle: ..............................HYBRID 4. A city:..............................HANFORD 5. Boy Name: .............................HAYDEN 6. Girl Name: ............................HALEY 7. Alcoholic Drink: ......................HENNESSEY COGNAC 8. Occupation:...........................HOUSE KEEPER 9. Something you wear:....................HAT 10. Celebrity:............................HALLE BERRY 11. Food: .............................HOT CAKES 12. Something found in a bathroom: .

Hi All....
OK so finally got through the holidays which was very hard to do this year after dad passed away on Thanksgiving day... He would have been 62 on New Years Day...I apologize for not being here for my friends but hope you will understand that real life had to come before fubar... To those friends who have been there when I couldn't be on here...THANK YOU. Would never have made it without all of you. I want to wish everyone a happy new year filled with love, compassion and contentment. Make the best of each day...live it like it is your last and please be sure to tell the people you care about that you love them....

Awesome Friends!
Special Pimp Out!!! Special Thanks to my friends who worked so hard to help me try to win my first contest!!! Plz Rate/Add/Fan/Crush/Comment My AWESOME friends!!! 'Gunner *Indy Wrestler*' @ fubar 43K+ POINTS IN ONE HOUR!!!! THIS PIMP OUT IS TO THANK THESE FRIENDS WHO STOPPED WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND CAME TO HELP ME BY RATING PHOTOS/STASH LIKE CRAZY AND IN ONE HOUR(LITERALLY!!! 60 MINUTES EXACTLY FROM WHEN I POSTED A MUMM ASKING FOR HELP!!!) HELPED ME GET THE 43K+ POINTS I NEEDED TO LEVEL UP!!! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S HELPED ME OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS AS WELL I AM OVERWHELMED BY HOW MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE HELPED ME YOU ALL ROCK!!!! GO F/R/A THEM AND RATE THEIR PHOTOS/STASH TO HELP ME TELL THEM THANK YOU!!! '1969' NO ADD TILL I KNOW U HAVE READ MY PROFILE, NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!@ fubar "INFARRED"~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~OWNER OF DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~~@ fubar KELLY 1969(MEMBER OF THE SHINNING STARS)@ fubar April Marie *RL-GF of Meg

Life...
Life Current mood: good Category: Life The Final Analysis People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...Forgive them anyway! If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; ...Be kind anyway! If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; ...Succeed anyway! If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; ...Be honest and frank anyway! What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; ...Build anyway! If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; ...Be happy anyway! The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; ...Do good anyway! Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; ...Give the world the best you've got anyway! You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway. Mother Teresa 1910 - 1997 Loving father of Nigel, born 3-24-96 and died 6-10-96 Have you

Levee Breaks As Storms Pummel West Coast
FERNLEY, Nev. — A ruptured levee sent a frigid "wall of water" from a rain-swollen canal into this high desert town early Saturday, flooding hundreds of homes and forcing the rescue of dozens of people by helicopter and boat. To the west, a dangerous layer of heavy snow covered the Northern California mountains as rain and wind from the third storm in as many days hit the West Coast. The storms have been blamed for at least three deaths, and hundreds of thousands of homes and businesses in California, Oregon and Washington were without power Saturday. No injuries were reported in the flood in Fernley, about 30 miles east of Reno, after a section of the Truckee Canal levee up to 150 feet long broke soon after 4 a.m. As many as 3,500 people were temporarily stranded and an estimated 1,500 ended up being displaced from their homes, Huntley said Saturday night. About 25 people remained at a shelter set up at a high school after a peak of about 150 earlier in the day. Eric Corne

Mindless Ramblings
I'm left wondering why some people even give a fuck anymore or if they even do. Maybe this is just the end result of a bad day to begin with but I'm at the end of my fuckin rope. Between shit at work, my father going in the hospital, and some other shit that I just won't air in public, it's no wonder I want to drop off the face of the planet and not be heard from! It has been reported that the former voice of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the creator of the original Terrible Towel has passed on today. So everyone raise their glasses and give a big ole "Yoi" shout in rememberence of Myron Cope. He may have been annoying (lol) but he is still a symbol of what Pittsburgh is...

I'm Up For Bid~ Wanna Fu Own Me?
I need you! I need a Fu Owner! Come Bid on Me! Ludevil I'm a true Southern boy who will take his time and show you some real hospitality. I'll rate all your pics, stash, and blogs during Happy Hours. That way ya get double the pleasure, double the fun. I promise to actually look, read, and comment. I will leave you a profile comment everyday or a small gift. I will also make you a custom graphic something that will be personal to you. I am all about some personal attention. Come Luv me, I'll Luv ya back. W.Y.K.D Wicked Storm

I Believe In Personal Liberty! Don't You?
LIBERTARIAN!!! The fiscal conservatism (Good for the economy), and strong support of the Military (The only REAL purpose and need of a central Federal Government) of the Republicans, without their moral judgements and meddling in peoples personal lives (although I disagree on their position on an unborn childs right to survive). With none of the Democrats SOCIALISTIC propogation of the "Welfare State", society controlling, and self destructive "Hate America first" BULLSHIT! AND THEY BELIEVE IN LEGALIZING THE HERBAGE!!! It's TIME for a VIABLE THIRD CHOICE!!!

Cupid Is On Fubar???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Ended ON Feb.14th and Sorry For The Time Management Issue.. We would LIke to Say Thanks to ALL who participated In our Once again Fun Activity. Thanks for YOUR patience as We know it was Needed and We still OWE Some Graphics Will be delivered Soon..And Heres YOUR : PRIZES Winners: Both of the following (2) purchased from FTD.com: Pink Pleasure: ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~FU-HUBBY TO TOO MANY TO NAME. SEE WIFE BLOG~FU-OWNED & R/L BF OF WONDER WOMAN~ Ticket # 1349 ------------------------------------- Burning Pleasure: ~Slave Princess~Mikey's Valentine~

Why Not
Why not take a chance on love...I'll tell you why not to. I spent the last 2 1/2 years living with a man I didn't even apparently know. Here I thought things were great and the whole time he was using me for a place to stay, a car, and I guess you would say sexy too. I really thought he was the right man....I guess I was wring, so thank twice before saying life two short just do it. I jumped into a relationship and look what it got me a cold lonely heart....

My Cousin Passed Away
Eric Raymond Coro BANGOR -- Eric Raymond Coro, 31, of Norridgewock passed away unexpectedly at Eastern Maine Medical Center on Saturday, Jan. 5, 2008. He was born in Skowhegan on Jan. 31, 1976, a son of Michael Coro and Nancy (Gilman) Billings. Eric attended Madison schools. He was very artistic; he loved to draw, make designs and admired the art of tattooing. Eric enjoyed music, playing with children and animals. He was a very loving and devoted husband, father and son. Eric will be best remembered as fun-loving. Eric is survived by his loving wife, Kerry (Bruen) Coro, of Norridgewock, they were married on Nov. 9, 2007, his daughter Danyell Coro of Harmony, his two stepdaughters, Kelsey and Kayla Pagliaro, and a stepson, Jaden Falvey, all of Norridgewock, his father, Michael Coro, and friend Randy Boivin of Lewiston, his mother Nancy Billing and husband, Sam, of Embden, sister Nikki Coro and companion Rick Boisvert of China, brother Travis Coro and companion Christine Mulh

Love
Love is one of the hardest things to deal with. It makes you do things you never thought you would do. You strive to find that one and only true love that will make your life complete. I learned the other day that I have been taking out on men what one man done to me. That truly hurt me to my heart to find out I have been doing that. I realized that night it's not all about games if you want to find that true love. It's all about trust and honesty. Why would I want to treat someone the way I was treated and hurt. I was hurt to my very soul and to do that to someone else would be so wrong. How would I ever find true love if I keep that up. All I want is to find that one and only true love. That doesn't mind that I am hurting and broken and wants to be there anyway. One man that can prove to me that all men are not the same. That there are some good men left out there that is true and can love a woman from his soul. I love hard and I want a man that can love me just as hard. True l

A Perfect Heart In The Midst Of An Imperfect Life
Imperfect life this is indeed. No situation we find ourselves in nor the people we get to meet is perfect. Fortunes fall, hearts break, and we may lose job - home – money – relationships and sanity. Our peace and calm is often shattered by this turmoil and chaos which runs through the whole length of our existence, it seems. This life takes us on a roller-coaster ride which we can’t get out of – unless we say to the world “Stop! Let me out!!” During that lunch meet I had with my lady friends recently,I wondered at how they had changed. Oh not in a big way but rather faintly, slightly. One may not even notice it; but it was something I saw in their eyes and in the nuance of their thoughts vacillating from can-do and can’t-do. The verve and vivacity of their personalities which engaged everybody in lively repartee over meets of the previous years seemed to have watered down. The thought saddened me as I realized that life’s troubles had managed to nip at their joy transforming them i

Randomness
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by

Getting Old
Nobody ever said that getting old would be this fucked up. Along with all the extra baggage you get from being abused and fucked over so much, you get mental problems and your health just goes down the shitter! I have bi-polor disorder along with intermitted explosive disorder, plus depression and suicide tendency’s. I have heart problems, 2 heart attacks count has problems, high blood pressure, and I got diagnosed with Fibormyalgia last year, now I may have to have surgery on my bladder! Basically I am getting tired of pissing myself when I cough, sneeze, laugh, have sex, oh wait that’s something different! Just kidding. I am only 36 and at this rate I will be dead by the time I am 40!! Oh well I have had fun, I just want to keep having fun is all. Damn getting old sucks!

Remember When....
I Resign From Adulthood I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old resignation ..again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,. but that didn't bother you, Because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be obl

Rantings
I have been mulling this one over for days even a weeks now and I still can't stop feeling hurt. You know I have been Married 16years now as of May 2nd and that idiot didn't even buy me a card for our Anniversary. didnt even pick me a flower, I mean he did nothing. Not that I wanted him to spend a butt load of money or anything but I dont think it was to much to think I would get a card or was it? I made sure I got him a card and I bought him some damn saw thing he wanted. Then to top it off I told him to go hunting cause it is his thing to do. Then here comes Mothers day right. Again I didnt even get a card, he didnt even take the kids out to get me something small. my youngest daughter was upset that she didnt get to go to the store and buy me a card, she was mad at her daddy for not taking her. I tried calm her down I told her I would take her to the store and she cried mommy that just not right you cant be there when i pick it out. I felt so bad for her , I told her she didnt

Why? Why? Why?
Be a father, if not, why bother, son A boy can make 'em, but a man can raise one If you did it, admit it and stick with it Don't say it ain't yours because all women are not whores Ninety percent represent a woman that is faithful Ladies, can I hear it? Thank you! When a girl gets pregnant, her man is gonna run around Dissin' her for nine months, when it's born he wants to come around Talking that I'm sorry for what I did And all of a sudden he wants to see his kid She had to bear it by herself and take care of it by herself And givin' her money for milk won't really help Half of the fathers with sons and daughters don't even wanna take them But yet it's so easy for them to make them It's true, if it weren't for you then the child wouldn't exist After a skeeze, there's responsibilities so don't resist You see, I hate when a brother makes a child and then denies it Thinking that money is the answer so he thinks he can buy it A whole bunch of gifts and a lot of pres

Explanation For It.
July 8, 1947 Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 Years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object(UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S . Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham John F. Kerry William J. Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E. Schumer Barbara Boxer See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

Recipes
1 package (1 lb 2.3 oz) Betty Crocker® fudge brownie mix 2/3 cup vegetable oil 1/4 cup water 1 tablespoon instant coffee granules or crystals 2 eggs 1 box (4-serving size) chocolate fudge instant pudding and pie filling mix 2 cups cold milk 1 bag (8 oz) toffee bits 1 container (8 oz) frozen whipped topping, thawed 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Grease bottom only of 13x9-inch pan. In medium bowl, stir brownie mix, oil, water, coffee granules and eggs until well blended. Spread in pan. 2. Bake 28 to 30 minutes or until toothpick inserted 2 inches from side of pan comes out clean or almost clean. Cool completely, about 1 hour. 3. Cut brownies into 1-inch squares. Place half of the squares in bottom of 3-quart glass bowl. Make pudding mix as directed on box for pudding, using milk. Pour half of the pudding over brownies in bowl. Top with half each of the toffee bits and whipped topping. Repeat with remaining brownies, pudding, toffee bits and whipped topping

True Thoughts/2nd Entry
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Will I ruffle some feathers on this Sunday morning. I do not like writing under these circumstances but this strong urge compels me to do just that. I have said this in previous blogs of how I felt for someone.Now it is my title for the day. I am a Woman,I am Single,I am not owned. Let me explain why I say this: I have friends on here & I thank the Lord above for each & everyone of them daily.It does not mean I am in a relationship.I have let it be known on several of my writings how I am attracted to someone on here.It does not mean I am not attracted to you,it is just in a different way,I admire both men butI have not had the chance to really get to know anyone on here for anyone to claim we have anything.I talk to others and I leave comments to others and for the most part it may be the same comment I leave everyone.It would be hard to leave something different for everyone of my friends even though it would be nice.It doesn't take away fr

Bite Me
It's unfortunate the history of pain and suffering that is carved into the sepulchre of Love. There seems to be more tales of heartache and sadness and suicide attached to the thought of Love then there is happiness and success. Perhaps we overlook the obvious, any tale we know of with a happy ending is usually straight from a childrens book, very few reports from life. So why do we keep on trying? Love seems to be like the lottery, we're prolly not gonna win, yet we play anyway, throwing away our money on hopes and dreams. I guess you can't win if you don't play, but the cost of playing Love's Lotto is more than a dollar. It costs more than anyone should have to pay. I know within myself I have paid more than my fair share of pain and failure and I'd like to say I'm done playing, but I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic of sorts. Maybe someday I'll win. It may just kill me, but maybe I'll win. Either way I'll be free of pain. As silent as snow fills the air As permanent as exi

Roadside Rendezvous
You have set the time and arranged the place. So there you sit in your car at the rest area waiting in anticipation. Wondering if he will show. You look up and see him pulling in to a parking spot. He gets out of his truck and walks toward the restrooms. You exit your car and follow him into the family restroom. Once inside you lock the door. You turn to him and he grabs you and pulls you close for a passionate kiss. He reaches up your shirt and grabs your breast and begins to gently tweek your nipple. Your excitement level rises and you reach down and free his cock from his pants. You drop to your knees and take it gently into your mouth and suck him completely into your mouth. Once he is hard and throbing you stand and turn away. He bends you over the sink drops to his knees and lifts your skirt to expose your naked pussy. He gently laps at you with his tounge lightly flipping your clit. Once you are wet and ready he stands and pushes his cock into your wet and waiting folds. The fee

I Am.....
I am to some the one your mother warned you about. To others the one that got away. To others the one you quick judged and never found out what I am really like. To others the one you had but messed up with and lost forever. To others the guy at the club you wished you knew but are afriad to talk to. To some the guy you didn't give a chance to and now are stuck with some guy that you know is not right for you. To some the one you have waited for all your life but just haven't found yet because we travel in different circles. I am always open to meeting new people. I believe in total honesty from the beginning. I can keep up with any conversation and love to talk. I text like a girl..haha. I am not that big on sports and would rather go on a motorcyle ride. Ok that is all you get for now. Send me a message if you have got this far.

10 Sex Facts
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat ? produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable th an swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the oppo

Tool Squad
I am sorry to burst your little bubbles but all this lounge shit and club shit is ridiculous. You tools dont own clubs or anything. Stop with all the names like Asshole-A.K.A-mememberofthetoolmobfamilybouncertotheredicoulousanduglysisterofthecomsmicmoronic. You think just because you have a few loser friends on a website that makes you less of a tool? You sit all day and wait for a rating or comment on your page instead of doing something meaningful like feeding your kids or working. You bitch and moan about how life sux but you dont do shit to change it. You will always be a Walmart worker if you waste you life on here! You will never be Britney Spears dummies. Just because you have guys that cant fuck a jelly doughnut at 3am tells you that you are a hottie doesn't change the face GOD gave you! Look at the people rating you! If you think they are nasty then why would you get a swelled head about your self? Obviously you would be less then them. Here is a secret, if you were a s

See Ya
I have decided to delete my profile, as I have not been on much lately and don't really have the time to dedicate to this. Nothing against Fubar, which is pretty cool, as I have also deleted my MySpace account. I wish all of you the best. Axelq2

Help Our Fubar Friends!!
OK HERE'S THE DEAL. TWO OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN REALLY EASY CONTESTS. ANONYMOUS NEEDS ONLY ONE COMMENT FROM EACH PERSON, AND JULIET NEEDS ONLY ONE RATE FROM EACH PERSON! SEPARATE CONTESTS, AND THEY NEED A LITTLE HELP. NOW NORMALLY I DON;T ENDORSE CONTESTS BECAUSE I HATE BOMBING, BUT THIS ISN'T BOMBING! SO IF Y'ALL CAN STOP BY AND DO THIS FOR THEM, WE WOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT! THANKS SO MUCH! ANONYMOUS JUST NEEDS ONE COMMENT FROM EACH PERSON! PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW LOVE! CLICK THE PIC AND DROP A COMMENT! JULIET JUST NEEDS ONE RATE FROM EACH PERSON! AND HOW CAN YOU SKIP SOMEONE NAMED JULIET IN A VALENTINE'S CONTEST? (BTW, SHE HAS COMPETITION THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE GET BEAT IN THIS)ONCE AGAIN, CLICK THE PIC AND JUST RATE IT! THANKS SO MUCH! THESE HOES HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE CORNER BY: ~Slave Princess~@ fubar (repost o

Love Poems
A Table Set For Two Candles flicker softly on a table set for two, There's no one on the earth tonight except for me and you. A nice romantic dinner and a bottle of chilled wine, And we are here together in a moment stopped in time. A love so few have ever known and this is its birth night, Alone within our little world, you and I and candlelight. So soon we will set free the feelings that we want to share. And I am held here spellbound by your laughter in the air. Thoughts of love like falling leaves, Swirling in the autumn breeze, Flow in our minds and in our eyes, A tender look and longing sighs, We touch and as the fire starts, That we have kindled in our hearts, We kiss and hear the angels sing, As heavens gift to me you bring, No more to live my life alone, And in your soul I found my home, At peace within your loving arms, Captivated by your charms, And happily I'd die for you, Here at this table set for two. - Written and owned by

Friends?
I thought this was supposed to be a fun site, where people can interact, share and rate each others pictures and post, so that everyone can move higher up the scale. It would appear, as with most site, we have a few spoilers in here. People that will become your friend only to gain points and ranking and then block you, with out ever viewing your page. How rude are people to do such things. Then again, I guess that is the type of people you occasionally encounter at a bar. 1 Person ain't gonna spoil my day!. Lots of Love to all. Garfield

My Second Pimp Out
Today I'm going to be pimping out..BABYBOY J. He is such a awsome guy, if you need anything he will do it for you and if he can't do it he will find you sum that can. Please show him sum MAD MAD love. He can make sum kick ass pics. Thanks BABYBOY J...You rock..MWAH MsMaine BabyBoy J{SECURITY OF NBSD}[Member Of Club Far]@ fubar

Bye Fubar
its pretty sad when Fubar askes you to refer people to join and when you do they rob you account and reset you to 0. Last night I went to bed with 1,4xx,xxx fubucks and just as many points with 23 invites sent and 19 joined. Today I wake up and have 0 fubucks, 0 points and 23 invites and none joined!!!!!!!!!!! MOst of my invites have salutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then when I ask I get no response other than I need to email fubar support. I am about out of here.. this is BS!!

Katie
Katie was driving. She was driving not because it always made her feel good to drive but because it did always make her feel better to drive. This particular drive was not unlike any of the others. In her “little fast machine” it was never so much about the destination as it in fact it was the trip itself. Katie didn’t really drive because she had somewhere to go but instead just so enjoyed the process of getting there no mater where there might be. She usually always drove “little fast machine” with the music up very loud because, well simply put because if it wasn’t up very loud she couldn’t hear it. Now Katie didn’t have any sort of auditory disability. Her only DISability was not being able to go anywhere in “LFM” with the windows up. It didn’t matter if it was negative 30 outside and a blizzard was coming down the windows would be the same. She would just adjust the in cabin temp with the AC. She drove with them down because it didn’t feel like magic with them up. She couldn’t fee

I Am Getting Fumarried
I cant wait finally the day has come to where Holly and I are going to be united !!!! wooohooo I am so excited She asked me last night to marry her and it made my year....she is so special to me ...just as much as my husband Kelso....I hope all of you will join us in the lounge when we have it set up I will let ya know for sure........and please do go check her out she is on my top friends and my family the very first one Holly Anne..and my Husband is Kelso on my friends and family ...be sure to give him some points he is new to this...let me know what ya think about this... Well we Finally did it Holly and I ....1/12/08 at 8:00pmcst we were joined together in Fu Marriage...She is so special to me....she makes me laugh , keeps me sane when I feel like I am not....she is a best friend who will be there No matter what or who decides to get in our way ..God has brought us together for some reason or another ...and I just want her to know How much I love her and thank her=) Now I am co

Faker Watch
I'll never understand why people fake others online. It may be fun and all until you're caught, but seriously... you're going to get caught one day, and it'll just be your own damn fault when no one likes you. It's the same thing with people who steal other people's work. I've found my pictures on sites that are absolutely disgusting, all because people want to pretend to be me. Why? Be real! Take this for example - http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1358935&albumid=0&i=127326986 That's Diddy, from Diddylicious.com (nsfw). She clearly claims that it's not her... SO WHY POST IT? People think copyright theft is a fucking joke. grr

General
Pure Thought!!! Think of this, a heavenly rapture The perfect picture you can't capture. Worlds beyond worlds, the other side Inside, outside, the way we live and die. Open up the universal mind Stretch the horizon, bend the line. You seek the answer of ultimate Tell all, hide all show the sacred. Wild beliefs expand this range A sene of color, they always change. Form clusters of pure collisions A mirror image of this illusion. Light illuminates the face of expedition Follow the path of loned tradition. Deep down the heart of creation Is a home with a calm sensation. Think of this, a place of raw attitude No peace just contorted solitude!! Faces of unpleasant means Voices of childs, the lost scream!! Congradulate the war of cravings No use in living, no point of saving!! To this I plead without doubt If life shifts death, what's it about? I don't understand the bold type If were free why do we die? W

School
Just wanted to let you all (lmfao I mean those that read my blogs...) know that school starts back up, tomorrow 1-7-08 for me. I will not be around as I have been during the day now, I will make an effort on some days to be around during the day though as it is the only time that I get to talk to one or two of you.... Anywho just letting you know. Just a quick note to let people know that I have started back to school and will be hit an miss on here. This is my last year and is proving to be a little difficult already... I will check in now and then, so just be patient with me please Jennifer

Diaries Of Theinkfreak 01-06-08
01-06-08 It's amazing, Me without words to say. Almost as amazing as how this song just came to me. I have never heard it before just a few minutes ago, I swear it must have been delivered right to me. I have decided to let this song by Jaci Velasquez speak for me, for only the mouth can speak, but yet the words of this song came from the heart. So here it is MyPrecious. I hope from the song you will find a peaceful message. I love you. Imagine me without you

Drunk Dialing Rules
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him know, that you know, that he still loves you. The

Cupid Did What???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Starting Sunday, Jan. 6th until Feb. 13th we are doing a different kind of contest. To celebrate Valentines Day, we are offering a great deal. For 1,000 fu-bucks Fu-Cupid will send the person of your choice 2 Fu-gifts (Chocolates and a rose) and a personalized valentines graphic that includes a picture of them, and a personalized message from you. Included, for each of these that you purchase, you will be entered into a drawing for some great prizes listed below. These can be purchased for friends or that special someone, or even to a secret crush! PRIZES: Both of the following (2) purchased from FTD.com: Pink Pleasure: Burning Pleasure: Victoria Secret $25.00 Gift Card Red Lobster $25.00 Gift Card Ruby Tuesday $25.00 Gift Card 2 Blockbuster $10.00 Gift Cards 2 1 day Fubar Blasts 1 million Fu-bucks 500,000 Fu-bucks 425,000 Fu-bucks 250,000 Fu-bucks 150,000 Fu-bucks 50,000 Fu-bucks WHEN YOU PURCHASE A DEAL FOR SOMEONE,WHO

Jadenlynn
Hey. I'm bored. Trying to think of something to do to take my mind off all the stressful things going on. I'm not going to rant about them either because then i'll just get more stressed. But anywho.. If any one knows a way to amuse me.. feel free to share ;) Ello ello. Just thought I'd right a little note to say I'm here.. Just joined today. So far so good. Ello. Todays the day i look for a third job... but i'm thinking about putting it off til tomorrow.. I don't have to work the rest of the day today so i just wanna relax before I got all crazy working three jobs. Anywho, I was thinking about ranting a little there, but it might be to earl for that.. no one wants to hear reanting before 10am... i know i don't :P So yea, that's all.

I Am The New Year
I am the New Year ... I am an unspoiled page in your book of time. I am your next chance at the art of living. I am your opportunity to practice what you have learned about life during the last twelve months. All that you sought and didn't find is hidden in me, waiting for you to search it out with more determination. All the good that you tried for and didn't achieve is mine to grant when you have fewer conflicting desires. All that you dreamed but didn't dare to do, all that you hoped but did not will, all the faith that you claimed but did not have - these slumber lightly, waiting to be awakened by the touch of a strong purpose. I am your opportunity to make all things new. I am the New Year! ~ Author Unknown

My Blog
OMG my BFF is someone's Fu-pet!! This site is crazy. Well im super excited now cause Im at my other home ..and im on a computer!!! Yay keyboard!! although i wish I was at Mikes on a computer... but i can shout out right now super cool!! Although im only talking with my BFF Amazon Angel/T-dog. Unfortunatly my new friend who dosnt like to blog :P lol is not online. So anyways my day was the same as usual...although I got Starbucks with Kaitlyn and got my xmas and birthday gifts woohoo!! I cant wait till Friday!! Me and my BFF our making salutes. hmm... Im also looking forward to the weekend after next cause Mike and I are going to see Cloverfield with his friend from work and his friends GF. Hmm other than that nothing much going on. Im sleepy!! See its not that hard now is it? hehe :D Im sooo bored right now. Mike has to work 2-10:30...it flippin sucks I feel like i spend more time waiting to see him, then I do seeing him. I was so tired last night that i could barely stay awake whe

The Poop Chute
today's mumms have been riddled with posts about bbw (fat chicks). do you find them sexy? how gross are they? why do they even post pictures? this post is for my fellow bbws. see, i'm not even gonna give any regard to those haters. they're shallow, stupid, and not worth my time. if you're sexy, and confident about it, but you happen to be overweight, who cares? personally, i rock a 2x. i KNOW my pixz are hot. i can get a guy twice my size or half my size. i'm better than sitting around crying, worrying about what anyone thinks of me. i can take care of myself and let you worry about yourself at the same time. fuck what those haters think. fuck what those haters say. post what you want, and don't pay any attention to that negative bullshit. "did you have a good marriage, mr. ghoshdashtidar?" "ah. i remember the feeling of being complete... of spending every day with my best friend... but most of all... i remember all the humping." i've never felt so strongly about anyone,

My Ramblings
Ok, i've been single for 3 years, been on a few dates, but have gotten anywhere, really, and the girls that have messed around, never talk to me again, despite them being happy at the time. but it's occurred to me, as it has to everyone else im sure, that it's sooo freaking easy for chicks to get laid. They say they wanna have sex on a date, and it happens. But if i think about or express that i wanna mess around on a date, whether first or second or 200th, than i'm a "creep". Everyone that i've talked to online about going on a date with KNOWS before hand that i am an affectionate person, and that doesnt just mean i want to have sex. i crave physical contact of all sorts, holding hands, giving massages, everything, i just need to have someone in my arms. They've all said that thats ok, but some how, whether we mess around or not, i don't hear from them after the date. in the 3 years i've been single i've had ONE second date. I dont approach people well, "out there", so i dont go ou

Thanks To All
Whispers battling through my head Climbing into my thoughts Gripping my words Like a dagger in my spine Piercing my heart And she’ll never know And she’ll never know Connection was plausible Compassion was in reach Memories were dimmed by consumption Like a heavy stone Pulling on my soul And she’ll never know And she’ll never know Validated in my own mind Yet nervously detached from hers Folding now inside myself Hiding my thoughts So she’ll never know And she’ll never know Like a sore on contention Stinging and seeping My listlessness over this Rushing away the reality Of my situation Because She’ll never know No She doesn’t need to know I want to thank everyone for their condolences and best wishes throughout this trying time. Losing my dad is hard, but with all of you and my family it has been a lot easier to cope. I appreciate each and everyone of you. Thanks so much! Steve

Still Offline At Home!
Well what's up people?? I't 2008, a brand new year, but I still have no internet at home. So if you see me online I am either at work( they have not blocked fubar access, thank god,lol) OR I am at the Library! Usually every day after 5:30 pm(EST) SO keep stoppin by, I check this every (few) days. SO comment, rate , fan, friend, etc. And if you message me it may take a while to get back, I TRY to get on everyday, BUT if I have stuff to do, I will be here (eventually) Later.

The Devil Dances Sideways
i guess i constantly keep thinking it....and im hoping that its just not words...i hope that im not being to forward and i believe that the meaning behind these words are geuine...they are for me and they mean very much to me this whole having your peorid shit is a bitch...and i yea it is what it is a chick thing... and i should just shut up and not contuine this blog but i want to write something...and i feel so stupid for everything i want to say..but i cant seem to keep preoccupied long enough to not think but .......god...eventually ill come out and say it in fustreation***.....BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( between the hop skip and a beat...who knows whats going to happen next...as long as everyone remains happy...we shall contuine to laugh at his dance and mock the people unaware..im not sure if i should love this yet...but i sure as hell know that i think i like it...:D nothings worse than to doubt what you have and have what you doubt but to know that you dont doubt a single thing and as

We As Americans
When One Soldier Is Left Behind~~~~We As Americans Have Lost. Never Forget The POW~MIA I was fishing today with my cousin wasn't getting any walleye hits but the most amazing thing happened to me. I looked up and a Adult Bald Eagle was flying around above us. I was watching it, with its powerful wing strokes, and wondered how it effortlessly stayed aloft. As it made a turn and came lower, I thought to self my animal guide has graced me with its presents. It neared even closer, closer, closer I became excited. It landed in a tree top that was maybe 20 - 30 ft straight over my head. I am awed at its beauty. It looked down at me, I know now for sure no doubts that my animal spirit guide is watching over me.

My Beautiful Wife
the home of dui's its a fucking sport here. The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; Oh, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud, With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips. He cares only that I'm happy, Even were I not with him. If some seek on the wind love's traces, Some seek out the love within. All my pleasures are his treasures, Nor does he crave joy alone. All have claim on his compassion; No dark soul is on its own. Giving thus, so naturally, Each day he lights the love in me, Like candles on a sunlit stone.

Hottest Mummer
Can you help me? J-Roxx is holding a contest (Hottest Mummer) and I am in it and need your love and help to try and win. It is not a bombing contest so you not need worry. All I ask is that you click on the pic of me below and rate my pic. As rates are reset each week, this means you can rate me again each week for the 4 weeks this contest runs if you wish. Click my pic to vote And please drop by J-Roxx and leave her some love as well to say thanks for her running this contest J-Roxx

I Will
I Will Love You Forever I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

S.a.m.......
FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED THEM BUT IN SOME CASES WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE BOTHERING YOUR FRIENDS... BECAUSE THEY MIGHT THINK YOU ALWAYS NEED THEM .. THE FACT OF IT ALL IS EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO BE HEARD BY SOMEONE THAT WANT JUGDE THEM .. IF YOU THINK I'M RIGHT LEAVE A COMMENT .. IF YOU THINK I'M WRONG SAME THING .. YOU DESIDE.. LOVE ALL SINFULLY WITCHY DON'T JUDGE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JUDGED YOU ARE RUNNING SCARDED .. YOU ARE HERE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE . RIGHT ? SO DON'T BE LITTLE THEM .... ALL IN ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY .. AND WEEK .. EVERYONE I IN TITLED FOR AND OFF DAY , WEEK , MONTH , AND YEAR ... SINFULLY .. S.A.M. ..... JUST BECAUSE I ANSWERED A MUMM DOESN'T MEAN I WOULD DO THAT .. IT WAS JUST A COMMENT .. BUT HEARS THE THING IF YOU EVER ASK YOUR LADIES TO DO A THREESOME BE PREPARED FOR TWO (2) GUYS IN STEAD OF TWO(2) WOMEN ... LAD

Bestbuy 1-6-08
A year ago today.. exactly, I bought an Xbox360/w/extended warranty and a JVC camcorder @ Best Buy in Findlay. The next day we had to exchange the xbox because it wouldn't work, and I also exchanged the JVC Camcorder for a Cannon mini DV one. Well yesterday when we were in Findlay we went to the BestBuy to exchange the xbox because its f'd up .. well they didn't have any.. so I asked them to check if Toledo BestBuy did.. they did. So today I called them told them to hold one because we had an exchange. We get there and the bish says oh yeah, we can't hold them and its been exchanged out all ready and no we don't have anymore o.O I said "Ok I'm trying to remain calm here, its not MY fault that your guy didn't know that and didn't tell me that" so then they start trying to figure out how to make it work out. Well we decide to do a store credit thing so I can then order it online and have it shipped straight to us. Great right? Nope when she is trying to figure out the receipts to do th

Family Luv
Heres Some of the Greatest Friends You can ever have.. ClassicBeauty"Goddess"AGENT47SuperStarrPrincess***Proud Owner of The Sisterhood***MIZZ SHADY LEADER OF SHADYS POSSE S*U*P*~Hunter~HELLCAT O'NINE TALESBOBBYBONES~DSC ~!~ BobbyT645~!~~Irish The Infamous ~ Plus as well as the Greatest Friends that are above. I want to say Thank You to all my friends that have so dearly helped. i don't want to forget anyone cause I'm thankful for the Love & all the New Friends that I'm meeting now as well that have help so dearly. Cheers to all OF YOU !!

Friens
There are friends who help us load the bags of purchases, mainly because we were with them to shop for not they not like driving. There are friends who have always with you, but because they pay a glass. There are friends who love to hear the things we say, to bad language below. There are friends we shout "you are with a depression" and never again to see how we connect. There are friends who are always there for us, especially when we are not there. Well then comes the friends, that we do not know personally, but we ask each day as we are. There are friends who do not know personally but offer a brief medical advice about which pills to take our disease There are friends who do not know personally but who tell us, comes here to me and I help you. There are friends at a distance of a message that we shout "stops thinking with that shit, dude who does not deserve" but that excuse by asking hard way spoke to us while but fall a single word. There are friends at a distance of

Moving
well i'm off and don't know when i will be back tc all I will be moving later on today to a differnt state so i probably won't be on that much at all after tonight untile i get dsl again. It has been fun and hope to be back soon.

Lets See How Many Has A Good Heart
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u: I want to show my friend

Sex Story
I had just gotten off the computer, tired and unaware of my surroundings. I was oblivious to his arrival. I turn around and there he was. I hugged him and told him I had to clean up a bit. So I headed to the bathroom and undressed myself. As the hot steaming water was reawakening me, I heard the bathroom door open again a few seconds later with the shower door sliding ajar. "Mind if I join you?" Andy inviting his self in, then rubbing his lathered hands on my shoulders and then smooth down my ass. "I guess you answered that question for me," I laughed nervously. Andys hard cock was as vertical as a baseball whacking at the ninth inning at Yankee Stadium. Andy began massaging my back while butterfly kissing my neck, working his way down the small of my back and working his way downwards towards my ass and pussy. I could feel the goose bumps on my wet and sodden skin. As Andy broadened my legs open, he massaged up and down my inner thighs smoothing his hand along m

A Day At Sea
After the Park you told me how excited playing in public made you.We decided to try it one more time, you decided you wanted a boat ride. So we decided to take a day cruise. You were dressed in a sexy yellow sundress no panties and a half bra,I was in lose fitting Short's and tshirt. As we boarded the boat you grabbed my hands telling me to kiss you we kissed passionately as the other passengers walked around us.I could tell just the thought of being in public excited you we walk to the upper deck figuring less people would be up there this early. Up on deck we found a corner you began kissing me hard as your hands made there way to my shaft already hard from your excitement kissing me you slide your hand into my shorts stroking me telling me how much you wanted to play today. Sliding to your knee's you slide my shorts up exposing my hard shaft leaning in you tease me with your tongue. Flicking the tip of it across the head tasting the pre cum already pooling around it. You t

Mumms
I have to laugh. I don't understand why people who hate my "style" of mumms keep showing up to them. All my mumms clearly have {CC} in the title, and I've gone to making the {CC} first so in the alert box everyone knows EXACTLY what to expect. I try to keep the people who don't appreciate my humor out of my mumms so I don't have to hear them bitch and whine....but it doesn't work. Certain people keep showing up, when I know they despise everything I write. What the fuck? Are they gluttons for punishment or just that fucking dumb? I just want to put down, on record, that I think people are fucking dumb. As a whole. The individual may be smart, but they are outnumbered far by the true idiot that you have to stare at constantly and think: what the fuck? I love the way people flock to a concept and think they are original because they are putting a "new twist" on a question that has been over asked already. I've been guilty of this, but I do it merely out of frustration and annoyanc

Superman Rebirth
The newest Group of hotties is here... The "SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOLS"... Open to both Cowboys and Cowgirls... To apply go to the "Southern Sex Symbols Group" page and read the blog "how to apply" Southern Sex Symbols Group@ fubar Well in case you didn't know... I took a break from Fubar for a lil bit, but I'm back now... Ok... I been back for awhile... but not really doing anything on here... and I figured since I am back... I might as well do a Return video since I did one when I left... But now that I am back... just wanted everyone to know that I opened my profile comments up again... and I miss getting all the comments I used to get, But just remember I do have a girlfriend... so please tone down the flirty comments... Thank you... Later yall Superman's RebirthAdd to My Profile | More Videos

In Time Of
My soul drifts aimlessly in times of hopelessness. It searches tirelessly for meaning and truth ... Yet finds no direction. My heart bleeds quietly in times of loneliness. It yearns to find warmth and happiness ... Yet it somehow eludes me. My eyes seek out visions in times of want. They gaze endlessly through the blackness that envelops them ... Yet they cannot see the light. My ears listen earnestly in times of silence. They search for familiar sounds to comfort and console ... Yet they cannot penetrate the darkness that surrounds me. My arms reach out frantically in times of despair. They seek strength and compassion to enfold me ... Yet they find nothing substantial to enwrap. My mind cries out desperately in times of solitude. It poses intense questions that demand answers ... Yet there are none to be found.

Faith
Faith, is all we have, to make it throught the day. Faith, that when were lost, we will find our way. Faith, in each other, in all that we do. Faith, that our love will always see us through. Faith, in our lord, who gives us a choice. Faith, in our savior, in him we rejoice. Faith, in are church, our family and friends. Faith, we'll succeed, and reap his dividends. Faith, in God's people, that they will do what it right. Faith, we'll be blessed, if we follow the light. Faith, in the future, in those chosen to lead. Faith in God's plan, that we will use to succeed. Faith, in my wife, who stands by my side. Faith, to all, who have suffered and died. Faith, in the meek, who shall inherit the earth. Faith, that he'll come again, a chance for rebirth. Faith, that one day, in his presence we'll be. Faith, that will last, through eternity. Faith, to endure, till the end of time. Faith, as he puts, his hand in mine.

Vip Give Away
HEY GUYS IM IN A GIVE AWAY FOR A YEARS VIP, 30 DAY BLAST AND HAPPY HOUR. I NEED 135,000 COMMENTS IN 16 WEEKS. I HAVE A LITTLE OVER 52,000. COME ON OVER AND DROP A FEW..THANKS MUCH LOVE TNK CLICK HERE HEY GUYS IM IN A GIVE AWAY FOR A YEARS VIP. I NEED 60,000 COMMENTS ON THIS PHOTO IN 10 WEEKS. THE CAPTION SAYS FOR PONYBOY BUT IS ACTUALLY FOR ME HE IS THE ONE THAT ENTERED ME.. THANK YOU SO MUCH..HUGGSS TNK CLICK ME

Cry Of Hearts
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout

Away
Ok i know i havent been on much but some know y.... but i may be gone for a bit longer now...i think i have to go sit off fines i owe tomorrow...not sure till i get there so i guess i will be jobless again and have to start all over again grrrrrrrrrr....... but if im on tomorrow i guess i am ok and they gave me a chance to play catch up now..... but if not its been real hope to talk to ya all later.... ooh if i do i might be in the franklin county jail or jackson pike in columbus ohio for all u who wanna know or may wanna write so im not so bored huh lol.... ooh and my real name is John Haudenshild and if ya want i should write back send a self addressed stamped envelope...... ok but hopefully they give me another chance grrrrrrrrr........ talk to ya all later...... lots of love Tongue :p

Faygo!!!
If you are on Fubar more than 2 hours a day... If you have neglected housework.... If you have told yer kids 'just a second' If you have stopped watching your fave tv shows... If you have ever set your status to 'BRB' for just goin pee!... If you have gotten upset, when you arent their #1 friend... If you have tried and tried and tried...to logon, when the site was down, and called someone to see what was wrong..... When your mate had to pry you away.... If the Human Services have ever pryed you away..... If your kids have ever asked whats for dinner....and 3 days later, you say...Huh? If your kid has ever said 'Mom' or 'Dad'...more than 21 times in a row.... If you have ever delayed, or forgotten to masterbate..... If you just 'stopped' lookin at boobs.... If youve ever said, "39 11's left, I just cant do it!" If youve ever watched a downrater go rate you to see when they would stop..... When your kids tell you, Mom, Dad...Im graduating in

I Thing The Same..
"ONE THING, AS SOON AS YOU ASK ME IF I HAVE A CAM OR MESSENGER, I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHATS ON YOUR MIND, SO PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME AND I WON'T WASTE YOUR TIME..IF YOU WANT TO CHAT THAN WE CAN DO IT ON FUBAR, IF I ADD YOU TO YAHOO ITS BECAUSE I'VE SHOWN AN INTEREST IN YOU OR I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND. YES I HAVE A CAM, NO YOU CANNOT SEE IT UNLESS I ASK YOU. I'M NOT ON HERE FOR CAM SEX OR ANY OTHER KIND OF SEXUAL STUFF, ITS DISGUSTING TO SEE THE LENGTHS SOME WOMEN WILL GO ON HERE FOR 'ATTENTION'....GET A LIFE THEN GET CHECKED!! I'M AS REAL AS THEY GET, I'LL SPEAK MY MIND, YOU DON'T LIKE IT SHOVE IT. YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME, THAN DO IT. I'M A BITCH, I HOLD THE TITLE PROUDLY. YOU COME TO MY DOMAIN, RESPECT ME, IF YOU CAN'T GET THE FUCK OUT! " just like i dont speak a lot of english i copied this from another profile...couse i think in the same way. And don forget..i can be sexy but i`m not easy..thats soooo wrong

~*struggle At Mind*~
Last month in December I did something really bad. I will talk about it as much as I can. So here goes. I did something bad to someone that I truly loved. I really loved this person. I didn't even want to fall for this person and I did. It took us a couple of weeks and we became close. We called each other everyday and texted each other until we passed out on each other. Then on this person's birthday out of all days I hurt this person. I made this person cry and feel bad for me. After this person didn't know I "hurt" them. I tried not to make a big deal about it. I tried to make this person's 21st birthday the best birthday ever! We had a party. The next few days was terrible! What I did sunk in, and it went to hell. This person's friends attacked me. I freaked out so much that I became depressed and told the person that night how I felt about it all and how shitty I was feeling. This person told me to give them a few days to think about what all happened. After this person's frie

This Sucks
you know whats crazy is you keep changen your screen name so you can check up on me well guess what i am getten married and yet doing my own thing i have a very well known auto shop and i sell music and shit for cars lets see what else oh my kids will have nothing to do with you incase you havent noticed also you are a hater im asking you to leave me alone or atleast tell me somthing why your stalken me i mean either way you need to be with him and leave me and my family alone for sure you will not now nor ever have this again you hated on my familia and on that note be glad i was in prison for sure but anyway im better then you and im tired of you sweaten my page i have four screen names of yours blocked but its all good so do me a favor phuck off and live your oh so happy life cuz im super happy more then i was with you for sure your a loser and as much as i hate to say it a low life theifing bop feel that and whats crazy is you are tellin people that you are going to have me jumpe

The Wife And The Girlfriend...
ok people, especially ladies... i'm putting this up here for moments of weakness women may have while dating married men... here goes.... HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIS WIFE !!! it's just not gonna happen. AND!! if by some cosmic chance the guy does leave his wife, why the hell would you want to be with someone that you KNOW is gonna cheat on you!?!?! and don't give me that "but it's diffrent with us... his wife blah blah blah bad stuff blah blah blah" ok, first off, he's married... so at some point in time he proooooobably was sweet talkin his wife. telling her how much he loves her and blah blah blah.... now second, what' he telling you? NO WAIT! DON'T ANSWER THAT! let me do it for you.. "i love you, i want to be with you and only you, things will be diffrent soon... all i have to do (before leaving his wife) is... [insert bullshit statement here]" he's lieing, well, part of him is telling the truth. it just happens to be the part that he's always pestering you about..

2008
Tips for the ladies in year 2013 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2013 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just su

Bu Bye
so here it is prob my only real blog HA ive been thinking for a while now and im more or less gona delete my account not totaly but im gona wipe it clean and maybe leave a few pics or something . the ppl who bother to read this will prob think why .so im gona tell ya ....fubar is goin to crap basicly at the start it was all fun and i talked to loads of ppl on here but now the most i get out of new friend is a hey and dont for get to stop by my page and rate me a ten ... and then never a word again .is that the real point of this site ???i bearly talk to anyone on here anymore even the ppl i made really good friends with near the start...im spending less and less time on here so i might as well just leave ha ...im gona keep the page doh just in case in the future i decide to come bac but for now it defentitly BU BYE XxXxXxX

A Little Help Here?
LaUgHiNgGiRl was sold to Steve ~*~Club Far ~*~ see the pic below for the basics, but I'm full of suprises , so we'll see what happens :) so was he, after he won the auction he actually gave me more than he bid, what a sweetie :) LOL even I don't think I am a smoking hawtie :) but I entered j-roxx's hottest MuMMer contest anyway... could you just click on the pic below and rate this for me please? thank you :) comments don't count but I'd love to know you came by :) PLEASE SHARE this blog with your friends :) I entered Johnnydevil & AmNeSiA's auction... bid on me? please

1st, One Just Because I Can
have a nice day have you ever heard the expression"kill them with kindness"? how the fuck does that work? if it does it would have to be extremely slow. if you want something slow go with some poison:cyanide,belladonna,or nightshade. otherwise use a brick or even a nice hatchet now, am i the only one who see's some people as the atypical stripper type? they are all look at through a safety glass, but doesn't touch, even as they dragg random people upon the stage with them, whomever that happens to be for the moment.nope, not attention whores at all.granted they might not even know what they are doing, but since when has stupidity been an excuse?Granted im not the best people person;im arrogant,cynical, and generally emotionally detached.hell, love me, hate me neither really matter to me. it doesnt affect who i am or even in the slightest how i live my life.most likely if i do not know you, im most likely im completely indifferent to you. so in closing,if you think that your opinion

Mums
you no what its pretty funny alot of jackass in the mums that try to start a internet fight its really old and its really pointless and if ur going to make fun of me becuse i cant spell if my life depends on me then do so wont hurt me that jsut means iam way better then you so dont go being all butt hurt if ur asking someone to be str8 up blunt and that can keep it real if you dont like what i say in the mums dont listen dont so how fucking stupid you really are by comeing to my page downrateing me then blocking me thats very much acting like a kid please act ur age if you cant do so then remove ur self from me i might be a nice guy but i wont think again before riping ur head off belive me i still got the bad boy in me i just dont show it like i use too

Floetry In Motion
I finally met that one beautiful gurl Who shakes my whole world Showed me theres more to life than sex and drugs Late nights in the clubs hanging with my thuggs Before her i was always in trouble and lookin to fight jest seemed like i couldnt do nothing rite she believed in me and stuck by my side even through the bumpiest of rides she took my hand when i was down picked me back up and dusted off my crown yeah my familly made fun cause i met her on the net but shes the thing to to happen to me yet she met me at a really bad time in my life i was in a wheelchair but that didnt bother her she didnt care she does her best to keep me happy even though im not big on gettin all sappy she enderstands and loves me for me and hopefully one day yall can feel and see everyone deserves to find tru love once in life thats why one day she gonna be my wife she doesnt know it but shes the reason i walk talk and breathe shes my beautiful queenand all that ill ever need she helpe

My New Lounge
=== '♥MJ™♥Ï.β.Ï.Ç♥IBN♥COOKIE♥DESTINY♥' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-06 17:01:46'.. > > > > ♥Thö®ñz Öf Å Rø§ë♥I.B.I.C{DSC}Club F.A.R.Would like to invite you to her new lounge!! come check it out, have some fun and some drinks!! come see for yourself. > > CLICK ON ANY PICTURE TO COME ON IN AND JOIN THE SOUTHERN PARADISE!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Helpout Forestrican
ForestRican: When I signed on today I seen that my level was back at freshmeat 0 and I was at level 19 and could smell level 20 lol when I signed off last night. I have all my friends and stuff ...I had like 9 people join and they don't have that listed for me either....I went to the support lounge and there were a few other people in there screaming the same thing...All they said was write to teh support peeps...I cant even rate pics lol I ran out lol I forgot how sorry it is at the bottom... YOU ALL PLZ SHOW SOME LOVE TO FORESTRICAN SHE WAS AT LEVEL 19 THEN FOUND HERSELF THIS MORNING AT FRESHMEAT PLZ AND TY ForestRican@ fubar

Dont Know What Do Think...
So alot of people know about me and Jeremy. What people dont know is what my guy feeling is telling me. When he left for two weeks to go back home, I knew ahead of time I wouldnt hear from him. But now looking back, he could have tooken the time to call me. He sometimes acts weird around me. Like when i ask him questions and he looks down at the floor instead of at me when he answers. Plus every time he gets a beep its ALWAYS his mom. He never answered kimmy's email asking if we were a couple. I know I need to come out and ask him what he consider's us but im so affraid of the answer. Every since our second date my gut feeling has been telling me theres something not right with him. With all this crap on my mind I woke up this morning depressed and home sick. I never get home sick. I just dont know what to do. I would greatly appreciate the advice.... 8:33 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

Poem
I keep my mask right with ME everywhere I go, In case I need to wear it, so ME doesn't show. I'm so afraid to show you ME, afraid of what you'll do.You might laugh at ME and say mean things, Or I mightlose you. I'd like to take my mask off, to let you look at ME. I want you to try and understand, and please, love what you see. I'll pull it off so slow. Please understand how much it hurt, to let the REAL ME show. Now my mask is taken off. I feel naked! Bare! So cold! if you still love all that you see, you're my friend, pure as gold! I want to save my mask, and hold it in my hand. I need to keep it handy in case, someone doesn't understand. Please protect me, my friend, and thank you for loving ME true. But please let me keep my mask with me, until I love Me too. She forgot how to live Forgot to love She hides in darkness Holds her heart in hands Seeing the blood from her eyes Hears the voice of those who put her there Dark room of madness Feelin

My Poems
bottom of the barrel just how i feel tomorrow sucks and today i deal what will make this pain go away coffee in the morning morphine in the day i cant excape the thoughts of you i cant excape the thoughts of you make it go away make it go away you have no clue what kinda blade i use you have no clue what kinda blame i choose i blame all of this on you i loose so then i fall then i fall time can not withstand my test today i hate you today i love you searching for somthing i never had are you the one that i seem to quest i give up i give up i cant excape the thoughts of you i cant withdraw my heart for you you make me so sick i want to move death will be the choice i choose times i try times i cry sitting here all by my side turn to look but nothing there thought i got rid of all my fears but every now and then i doubt the simple things i live without my love i must not ever find because the truth so far behind i go what is wi

Blahzey Blah
it seems as if history repeats itself over and over. i make a friend and im forgotten. it appears if i dont create all conversation im forgotten of just pushed away. i have one friend from war. i guess one is enough. i just honestly dont get it. im not ass ugly. im nice to those who are nice to me... in fact more so. and im left in this god damn hole as usual. well now that i have wasted breath its your turn to ignore this whomever reads.

The Leaver
Where were you when I needed you?, Gone with no goodbye, You said you needed time alone, Then why not say that instead of going with no explanation, Dissapear like a mist, Gone one day then you come back and think I am going to go back to not living?, I did miss you I was unhappy, sad, But then I went on with my life, How can you get mad at me for what u did?, All I did was go like you said to me so many times to do, Here you are back and I thought that would make me happy but it only got worse, Tears keep falling, Understand no more what I feel for you is it Love r something queer?, All I now for you I will always be here.here barrylicious@ fubar Please leave him love if u do let me know n I return all love given to him He is a great bf n he a great guy too . Get to know him.

My Writings. Please Be Kind And Don't Copy
It seems when we least expect it, that's when we find someone who will turn our entire world on its axis. That's what happened to me. On an ordinary day, when nothing special was going on, my world turned upside down. After that, I can't remember a better day in my life. What happened? My dreams became reality. Here's my story. I was sitting in a corner booth at my regular hang out, having a drink to unwind from the stresses of work. I had said hello to all of the regulars, but wasn't really getting involved in their conversations about which sports team was better and which pop culture star had done the most shocking thing in recent events. I was occasionally interjecting a comment here and there to seem interested, but I really wasn't. I simply wanted to unwind and do a little self reflection. As the time drifted slowly by, I drifted more and more out of the chatter and into a sort of haze. I'm sure I must have had a blank stare on my face as I drifted into oblivion, but no

My Brother
Tomorrow will mark 4 years since my brother passed away from cancer. I miss him it seems like more and more everyday. Everything i think about what he is missing from mine and his two children's lifes. What'd i would give to have you back on this earth with us!! i miss you and love you aug 11, 1973-jan 7, 2004

Why??
This is really meant just to get the thoughts out of my head. I have been up so long that I cant think and blogging is sometimes a release of what you are thinking but just cannot or do not say. Someone very dear to me had a heart attack last night....this is someone that I have spent 15 years of my life with and until now had very little contact....sad but true. Why does it take something like this to happen before you wake up and realize the things in life you have/had are taken for granted. Why is it so hard for us just to stop and see how fortunate we really are and all the things we have to be thankful for. Why do we give up so easily when things seem hard? Why are we having a pity party for ourselves over such little trival things that really mean nothing in the long run. And most importantly why does it take something so tragic to make us wake up and see that we are never given a second. We are all living on borrowed time so why not live life to the fullest instead of

Wanna Own Me??
follow the link if you want, I'm posting it in comments since lately links don't work well in blogs will rate pics and stash during hh crush for two weeks add to top friends comments on profile often fu drinks when you're dry if VIP is offered: will use 50 to 75 11's daily on you make a salute for you possibility of making custom pics too crush for month if bid is high enough: will give yahoo addy and more, lol...... have any ideas just ask ;) My offer includes: crush for the month add to family top friend rate stash & pics* during hh *with 11's* {add more when I think of it or as bid increases} I do not need a VIP but bling would be great! oh and by the way............... He has 664,697 Points to go to be an Insider! He is a sweetheart. He can even personalize pics and such. I am not so good at that. So, come join me on his page and show him a lil' b'day love. I love this song,lol. Lovable_Perv@ fubar

The Art Of Pleasuring A Woman
My friend had this posted as one of his blogs & I felt it needed to be shared to all my friends. It is a GOOD F*CKING READ! Ok, this is a little different than my usual rants, but I had a friend today complain about his girlfriend's repeated requests for oral pleasure. This is a detailed How-To and may offend many of you, sorry. For those of you that find it helpful...great! Be warmed, this goes into intimate detail. Going down on a woman is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing. First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Gu

My Family Is Crazy.....
Well... I was supposed to head to my sister's house tonight for dinner with the entire family for my niece's bday, but I wasn't feeling all that hot this weekend so I stayed in. From the phonecall I received this evening from my niece, seems that was a pretty good choice. I guess there was a big family blow up that I missed out on tonight. Ya see... I have this sister that proclaims herself the ultimate christian...yeah, one of those. Well, on NY eve all the younger cousins got together and stayed at one of the cousins apartments for the night seeing as they were all not old enough to be out on the town and this way no one needed babysitters either. Well, of all the cousins, my sister's kids were the only one's not allowed to attend this little gathering. Well, I guess everything came to a head tonight at the dinner party and in the end, my sister and her husband got kicked out of the house and dinner went on without them. Their kids stayed for the dinner. The family just kicke

My Feelings
Seems like kindness gets you no where in this world...I feel like, being nice and kind to people, is not a good thing its a curse. Seems like most my days are filled with hurt and tears than smiles. Someone always putting me down...telling me what I should be...or how im suppose to be. This is a cruel CRUEL world. Sometimes I wish I wasnt even classfied as a part of the human race. My world...hmmm my world......my world feels like im in hell and theres no way to heaven....... WHY IS IT YOU STILL LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH EVENTHOUGH A PIECE OF YOU FEELS LIKE YOU KNOW THAT PERSON IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO BREAK YOUR HEART? WHAT A FOOL SOMEONE AS KIND AND GOOD HEARTED AS ME CAN BE.....AND PERHAPS WAS....... You know how people say...When you stop looking for someone (as in your one),they will find you...OK so my point is, Wouldn't that person be looking that finds you??? LOL So how does that phrase even make sense...

Trials And Tribulations Of A New Mom And Wife To A British Citizen
My father gave me a screen name on aol 8 years ago. At that time the had UK chat rooms and I went on looking for a boyfriend I had who was from London, well being an idiot I didn't realise just how big London really is and needless to say I didn't find him or anyone that knew of him but I stayed in the chatroom because the people in there were funnier than hell. One was Listeri69 or Simon from Manchester England , he didn't care what he said or who he said it too and that boldness made me laugh. It wouldn't be till six years later that we would get personal but with me if you can make me laugh and I mean really laugh then you become very sexy to me as I'm not the an Irishman, Scottishman , Welshman and an American man go into a bar humour that bores the hell out of me. I like improv type humour you have to be quick witted. God help you if words offend you because just like my husband if I find that out more than likely I'm going to keep up with it. Most women are offended by the C w

The Soldier
This is something that I have written for all of our friends and loved ones who serve in the Armed Forces. We love you and we hope you come home safe. The Soldier His gear and bags are packed It is time for him to go Inside he is scared as hell But he doesn’t let it show As he says his goodbyes To the ones that he loves They pray God watches over him From Heaven up above He is going to a land Where Americans are the scum of the earth This has been his pre-planned destiny Ever since the day of his birth With his rifle on his shoulder And his helmet on his head He boards the plane that will take him To that place that every soldier dreads He is an American soldier And his mission is to keep us free He is going to a war to fight For Americans like you and me.

Love
Got Her Coach!!!!!! So yeah today was the day I have waiting on for along me and for thoughs how know me yeah I am ettin I have wanted,my lil girls moms has slipped and can't get up she's locked up and not gettin out soon so guess what karma is a bitch and you can't keep slidin think the world is your this isn't Sareface this real life you can' be rollin around with all kinds of shit with yours kid in the car and high of something and think it's gravy. How dumb is that ? anyway if things go the way they should I am gettin my child and ummmmm yeah not my fault her moms couldn't the job god gave her but plz believe i can Holla Big mothafuccin Bandit SHE WAS BORN A MONTH EARLY BUT ON A GOOD DAY VALENTINE'S DAY OF 05 AND SHE CHANCED MY LIFE WITH THE HER FIRST LOOK, YES I WAS THE FIRST PERSON SHE SAW AND I WAS THE FIRST PERON TO FEED HER AND GIVE HER A BATHE WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE FRIST FOR DAYS THEY KETP TAKING HER BLOOD TO CHEK HER BLOOD SUGAR AND IT KILLED ME TO SEE THE

All Girl Fantasy Football League
I have decided to start a keeper fantasy football league next year. I'm hoping to have all females in this league so if you're interested please send me a message on myspace or at my email or on Yahoo and let me know. I don't have all the details yet on what the scoring system will be like--i'll probably just keep the scoring the same as Gerald's league, and the fee will be cheaper--most likely 40 bucks or so...This league will have live scoring on a very well organized site called myfantasyleague.com--Check it out when you get a chance! As I said before, it will be a keeper league which means you can keep any players you draft the following year in exchange for a round's pick..I'll have all the rules and details to follow in the offseason! Please spread the word if you play or know of other women that play and any and all suggestions are appreciated!

Questions For "god"
1. Why don't you show yourself? You supposedly made us and want us to believe in you, right? Why the big mystery? You're also omnipresent, right? Why don't you show yourself to all of us at once and have a personal discussion with us? You can pick the date and time, we'll all stop what we are doing, I'm sure. 2. Why do you let your followers murder and rape us? Why do you let your Catholic priests sodomize our precious children? I think it's safe to say that we really don't like this. Isn't your Catholic hierarchy hand chosen by you from the top down? Are you afraid to admit to making a mistake in your choices? Can you please admit the mistake and let our children grow up in a normal, ethical and safe environment? 3. Did you really make Eve from one of Adam's ribs? Why didn't you make her from dust just like Adam? And, why do men and women have the same number of ribs if you stole one from Adam to make Eve? 4. Why do you make your followers suff

My Bestfriend Got Killed Lastnight!!!
My best friend was murdered last night by her friend.She was stabbed to death and it sucks so bad bc she was a wonderful friend. Atleast they put the girl in jail that stabbed and killed my friend. i hope she freakin rots in jail.. my friend will be greatly missed! just wanted to say hi. i am new here and looking for friends so add me if you want.

Tests
Sam, your true color is Red! Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you

For All The Stupid Men!!!!
FOR ALL U STUPID MEN,,,,,,,,,, 3RD TIME WAS A CHARM........... FIRST ON MY LIST.... THEBIGGUY, HOTTURKGUY, AND NOW DRRUBGOOD, I AM MARRIED.... YES AND I AM VERY HAPPY......... I NOT WANT TO CAM ANY MAN...........HERE AN EXAMPLE...... drrubgood: u want to see me on cam

Today I See...
There's another sad song on the radio. I wait for it to end, but it goes so slow. I feel the words in my veins, they know my story. And, still, I think of you. The pain is familiar, I've been here before. I knew my way around once, but don't anymore. Every tear has its reason for falling down my face. And, still, I think of you. There are so many things behind this smile, that you will never know. And I've waited long enough for you, but now it's time to go. My mind is drowned in hopelessness, another sleepless night. And, still, I think of you. I've got my suitcase of memories, I'm ready to be on my way. Maybe I'll see you again, another day. Got all my broken dreams to guide me, I'm ready to go. And, still, I think of you. I promised myself that I wouldn't turn back. But it was the strength you gave me, I forgot to pack. I have second thoughts, I'm so confused. And, still, I think of you. I turn one last time, to meet your stare. And you tell me that yo

Manda Marie
HA HA ITS MY BIRTHDAY I AM 25 :-) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WONDERFUL ME..... AND MANY MANY MORE ... TILL I AM 29.... THEN I WILL STAY 29 FOR 5 YEARS THEN I WILL BE 30 LMAO Humm ikay new at this... dont know how to get the pic in back of my profile... hummm can someone help me out with that and ummm lets see i live in hell... and when it ask for my zip code wallago well mmmmmmmm i dont think we have one this far south. ha ha ha Naw i am a native here in Texas :-) I have 2 kids that drive me fucking crazy! and I have a husband that does the same but in a good way lol then there are the inlaws - hate is such a strong word... at the moment i really really really fucking dislike them and my husband is at work for the next 2 weeks so I will be all alone !!! I need a Margarita. Goin to the freezer... Im out Manda

Own Me!
I got talked into doing an auction for my ownership for 2 weeks. Please check it out and give me a bid: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=590343&i=3880777252 Help support the lounge and give a bid! http://www.fubar.com/blog/198385/741301

Life And Love
here it is a new year already. with all that happened last year, i still have a couple of things to be thankful for. first and foremost, my son alex and rose's daughter erica. and then, of course, my sweet rose. without her, i probabley would have given up already. when i broke my hand back in august, then lost my full time job working for my uncle after nine years, i thought it couldn't get any worse. at that point, i had lost almost 50% of my income. well, just in time for christmas, my new full time job, which i had been working part time for over a year until i broke my hand, decided to cut my hours in half. merry christmas, huh? so, now i have lost 3/4 of my income. through it all, rose has been here for me. as frustrating as it has been for her, she has still kept believing in me and continues to encourage me to never give up on my dreams. lately, i guess that i have been withdrawing. it's tough to keep a possitive attitude with all that has gone wrong, but somehow, rose

Important People
Support Injured Pagan Veteran Joshua Hoffman Joshua and his mother Silverlily are members of the Mecosta, Michigan Pagan community and need your support. No matter how you feel about the war, we need to support our Pagan soldiers. On January 6, 2007 Joshua was hit by a sniper bullet to his neck. He has had numerous medical complications and is paralyzed from this attack. He has no use of his legs and his family is praying for use of his arms to return. He is currently very depressed and has a long road to rehabilitation ahead of him. Please add him to your healing lists and send him your cards and letters of support. Please send notes and cards to Joshua to let him know that we appreciate and support him and his efforts. If there are disabled Pagans reading this please send him your words of encouragement. He can be reached at the address below: Cpl. Joshua Hoffman Rm 1U-102/3 McGuire VA Med-Cal 1201 Broad Rock Blvd Richmond Va 23249 Let us show our support t

Heartbreaker
Given the choice, most people say they would much rather break up with someone than get broken up with. But if you've recently initiated a breakup, you know how tough it can be. Just because you summoned the courage to end your dead-end relationship doesn't mean you're not feeling a little heartache yourself (or experiencing some guilt for causing your ex heartache). But fear not, my brave friend. You are not alone. Following are some do's and don'ts that should make moving on that much easier. Don't: Call, email, text or visit your ex in a moment of weakness Even though you brought on the breakup, there may still be times when you miss your ex. Even though you brought on the breakup, there may still be times when you miss your ex. A song might come on the radio that reminds you of them. Something funny will happen and you'll want to share it. Or maybe you're just having a bad day and want to reach out and reconnect. STOP RIGHT THERE. Missing your ex is one thing. Contacting yo

A Husband Takes His Wife To Play Her First Game Of Golf
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' Wh en they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir.. We're sure sorry abou t that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you

Song
Those tender kisses that passionate touch the moisture our bodies create,Oh my God this is the ecstacy my body thrives on,this moment is the birth of love,our energy exchanges, together we are a binary convergence,our structure permeates the universal need of closeness,you and I escape with candles and a song, I write a song for you,you write a song for me, we write a song for each other you and I,together we transend the harmony the melody, our tempo flucuates with the movement of our souls.it is just you I hold, nothing else exist, we are suspended in time dancing with the stars, can you feel it, my heart now beats only for you,each second we spend is eternal bliss, I am yours, you are mine, together we are a design a beautiful portrait, our love is a fortress,oh please let this last forever, every detail is perfected,oh baby can you hear it, the pleasure in my voice, we've created a symphony

Support Our Troops
Proof of abuse by our troops that the media missed.. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say "Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!" More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At "Tickle-Torture" To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one!!!!!!!!!!

The Key
There are many locks and with such are many keys with most keys they are returned but with one lock where one key and only one key can unlock it Once that key is given away the key can never be returned It becomes the sole possession of the recipient forever theirs For this is no random key but is a special key This key is not handed to one another lightly but rather earned over time For several years people work to earn this key once given this key, the one key that will forever more unlock not a door to a house or a car but unlock The person's heart forever at that point in time when they give that key they will then for the first time understand True Love

Montanos Blog
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa

Life
Sometimes in life, the person you want to be with the most is the person you are better off without. There are some walls you can walk through and some walls you can not. Recently, I have been catching myself walking through walls I can not walk through. People get together everyday. There is no reason I should be alone, but I am beyond doubt sick and tired of the B'S

This Touched Me
you stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restauran

Reinstate Hank Williams In The Grand Ole Opry
Hey yall I know alot of people do not like country music. But Hank Williams Sr is being exploited by the Grand Ole Opry. And he is not even a member so what I am asking yall to do is sign the petition and watch the clips down below. I will also have a link were you can sign the petition.

Our Love
Okay this is going to sound a little weird unless u know the whole story but imma do my best to explain without getting into detail of everything. I had to stand up and be the women of yesterday and come out with myself to my man. He was way comfused about a lot but i told him EVERYTHING. He's not mad at me, and he still loves me with all his heart. Still wants to proceed with a relationship with me. I love this man with all of my heart and wouldn't want anything to mess that up. But i thought what i told him was going to mess my life with him up. Im so greatful god was on my side this day in my life and kept him here with me. So through it all, i get to meet him for the first time ever face to face. I have seen him and he has seen me, he just never realized he seen me in that gas station. But he is going to see that the love of his life is a "Real Person" not just some bitch behind the computer screen. Well as for now. Im going to get off here and call my man for the morning.

What Can I Say
Yeah what is there to say its one of the worst weeks of my life .....most of you out there that know me i health problems .....im a 41 year old man thats falling apart ..well monday was the start of it i had an EMG and im sure there are a few out there know how painful they can be .....(shocks and nedles to your mussles) so needless to say i was very sore after wards during the EMG they started with my right side ran though all the tests then had me flip to do my left well they started my left side....the thest were so low they thought the equement was malfuctiong the couldnt execpt the tests numbers so needless to say they ran them 7 fucking times bringing me to tears it was that painful ..... well they found something after 7 times of putting me though hell i would think they would have found something .......i have nearve damage in both of my arms and neck which acounts for the constant pain i have in my hands there are days i cant grip open our even hold a pen the pain is that much

Auction
You have to check out this girl she is the absolute bomb.She is one of the sweetest hottest people you could ever meet.If you don't know her come on people go show her some love with adds/fans/and rates! If you do know her then go show her extra love.Look at her she is smokin hot!!!!! Come own me for 1 month..Higher bids get more but please no vip bids...also if u cant bid please at least rate this pic i could win a blingpack.TY waiting for a new owner..MUAAAHZ! OK, for the winning bidder... Lets see those bids! Thank you! -All Pics Rated -All Stash Rated -1 salute for you. -A Mumm and blog about you -My undivided attention and comments daily -A link to you on my page and a write up about how awesome you are. -Join my family list and be 1st in my top friends - Add onto my screen name your tag, whatever you want, just make it reasonable, ty. Happy Bidding

What Do You Consider To Be A Real Friend
What do you consider to be a REAL friend? is it the fact they help you move? Come over to your house for a BBQ? Watch your children, go out with you, do your housework if you are sitting there with a broken leg? Do they chase your old girlfirends, or any number of things? The concept of true friendship changes with every person- but one thing that does stay constant is the inability for a true friendship to be built upon pure selfishness. Over the years, I have gotten to know a very large amount of people. Some, I could care less if I ever meet again, others, I wish I had kept in touch with. But for the most part, the friends that I call friends have stuck by me through every aspect of my life, both good and bad. I know that if I call any one person, that I will be able to talk to them just fine- even if there have been years between talking to each other. Why? Because even if we are across the nation, or across the world from each other- our friendship is solid enough to be abl

Religious Tolerance
Actually I am not sure that it has. Here in the early 21st century, In general I see a watering down and an acceptance of things that are not part of Wicca as it was initially set up . The following is merely my own opinions and thoughts on this subject and may change with constructive criticism and others replies. The Positive Side Some people might not agree, but it is just an opinion and observation, the academic community seems more interested in studying Wicca. Therefore we are able to put aside some of the common myths that people were taught say 40 or 50 years ago (such as that Alex Sanders was initiated by his grandmother when he was a child). I think the academics interest, and often their training in research methods, is a positive. Many Wiccans are passing their traditions on to their children and yet allowing them to make up their (the children's) own minds about their spirituality. I think this is good as long as the oath-bound material is not passed on until

Goa, Goin', Gone But Not Forgotten
Now it seems that a friend’s request from an Indian Sikh has been lodged but he does not realise that he is already a friend on Slap and Tickle, well more an acquaintance whose paths crossed wires in Goa in November 2007. Well, following his request, I phoned him from a pokey ISD booth and unfortunately it was a Sunday so the call woke him up. This put him at a disadvantage and he was lost for words. I am not normally at a loss but what do you say to a total stranger, who incidentally gave me his mobile number and asked me to ring, when he does not speak to you. Then he wanted me to visit him but if you knew how big India was then logistically it was a no no right from the beginning. Goa is on the West Coast on the Arabian Sea and the Punjab is a long way up in the middle of the sub continent. Bless him, he did give me airports and instructions but as I was busy sorting the book out there was not much spare time. Goodness, if you ever go to India, make sure it is not when Diwali

Fake Friends
I'm only gonna say this ONCE...I consider myself a great friend and those that REALLY know me on here know this and know the REAL me. So if you are on my friends list/family list and we have been cool and chatting and sharing life stories and then out of the blue you change your whole ways with me and become what I call a FAKE friend...please just delete me now/block me/whatever. I don't have the time for it. I have true friends on here and if I hit u up with a msg or a comment and you have no regard to respond or acknowledge that, then it's a wrap. I don't chase friends...it's a two way street. I care about everyone that I actually chat with and grow close to from here...which are a select few so cherish the time and the heart I put into you. I'm not the enemy and I'm also not the young ass 20 something year old who is trying to play games with you like the last person that hurt you on here. I'm fuckin grown and I'm REAL...recognize it.

Neuro-surgical Blog. Fit Free? Maybe, Time Will Tell. Heavy Going & Technical)
I had a letter yesterday from the hospital, namely from the Neurosurgeon instrumental to my having surgery. It read that following the EEG tests to ascertain electrical activity in respect of future seizure activity, the results showed that although they were aware of a small number of sharper waveforms, during the over-breathing exercise test, they were on the right temporal lobe. These however did not constitute ongoing epileptic activity. Therefore it would appear that further medication reduction could take place in a year's time. This will be my next appointment with the Neurologist and hopefully he will write the prescription for reduced dosage medication and the reduction can begin, slowly of course. These results are good news and I wish those who matter to me were still alive for me to share this happy news. The struggles over the last four years have been worth putting up with although it has to be said that maybe the worst struggles encountered following surgery occur

Wranglers Rantings
Alright just thought I would give a holler out to all of you and say thanks for viewing my page and leaving me the gifts that you have, you all seem very awesome on here. A Big hello goes out to a really really awesome friend on here Garfield, he is a truly awesome guy and a great friend, I love you my friend take care. I want to know what this world is coming too when our kids are no longer safe at school, we have students that tease and tease or bully our kids and there is nothing being done about this. Our teachers won't step in and help and some schools only make it worse by not setting up better punishments for them. every day we see some thing on the tv about another school shooting and we wonder why? why would this kid shoot his classmates well I think if we all really look at this we all know why they do this, they are tired of being pushed around all the time, tired of being bullyed or teased or beat up all the time. I am worried about our kids growing up in this day and age.

Meanings
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looki ng into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Aristocats
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The Pack
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Good Friends
I just wanted to take a minute of everyones time to say thanks to all my new and great friends. I will be out of town for the next few days. My grandfather passed this weekend and I will be going home to say my goodbye. Thanks to all the wonderful friends who have sent well wishes to me and my family. No one handles a death well, but I tend to have a harder time then most. I skip the whole process and go straight to anger! LOL So knowing I have good friends from all over that send love and smiles fills my aching heart!I love you all!!!

Poems
I am sorry that I can never be good enough. I am sorry things can be so tough. I am sorry that I cant be your only one. I am sorry that I cant be done. I am sorry you cant see this pain. I am sorry I didnt kiss you in the rain. I am sorry I live another day. I am sorry that I feel this way. I am sorry you cant need me so. I am sorry you cant let us grow. I am sorry for the way I act. I am sorry for my impact. Im sorry that my beating heart is so small. Im sorry that Im not sorry, not even a little, not even at all.

Auction Im In Closes On The 8th
Lord Lestat’s and Kyttiekat’s First Auction Runs from January 1st till January 9th 1.Gothique Temptation Up for offer: Their name in mine as "Owned By" for One Month A link to their profile on my main page for One Month A weekly pimpout just for them for One Month HH rates of ALL stash and pics, 11's If I have a VIP Three to five custom graphics made just for them My personal IM, so they get to chat with me a personal salute *SFW* Real Life Gifts: including gift cards, to Victoria's Secret, Amazon, Fredericks of Hollywood, etc, various online stores, or a prepaid Visa/MasterCard cards a personal NSFW salute a personal phone call 5 to 10 pics of their choice, lingirie, corset pics 5 to 10 pics of feet, legs, heels 1 or 2 homemade NSFW videos 2.Sweet Shalyna Up for offer: All pics and stash rated during HH 100 11s once a week for a month if i am still VIP SFW Salute Will put my crush on them for a month Daily profile comment from me If bid is 30 D

Tension Release
They met at her place, she finally give in to all his charms. She was very attracted to him. She'd been without sex for a while and was very careful about who she picked as a partner. They were constantly teasing each other and flirting, but today she was horny as hell and it had been a stressful week, she told him as much casual sex, tension release, that was all. He said that's all he wanted. She told him to be there around 6:30 that'd give them a little time after work to freshen up. At 7:25 he knocked on the door, she opened it and let him. "Hi nice place, where's the bedroom?" She laughed " Straight to it then?" "You're the one who said you needed stress relief. That's what I'm her to do, release all your stress. But I promise once won't be enough" "A man with confidence. I like that" she said taking his hand and leading him to the bedroom. He didn't waste any time there either. Pulling her to him he began to kiss, a deep kiss filled with hunger. His mouth left a hot trail do

Mistress Of Leveling
Thank you too Ronja....Too all my Levlers....Thank you for making Shadow Levelers.. Awesome...You all make leveling fun.. Thank you all for non sstop rating me... Hugs, Kisses, Licks and spanks.. MUAHS TIME TO SHOW THE MISTRESS OF LEVELING ALITTLE LEVELING LOVE. COME ON ONE AND ALL HELP HER TO DISCIPLE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! LETS DO THIS FOR BOOBOO!!!!!!!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC... DIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY MYAH *~Ronja~ *Property of Birk**PLEASE READ PROFILE AND TAKING CONTEST ENTRIES**~@ fubar

A Love For All Time
A Love For All Time Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A woman and a man One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

You Are
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.

A Message From Babygirl.
A Tribute to My Mother Your hands once busy through the day, You didn't have much time to play. The little games I asked you too, You never had much time to do. You'd wash my clothes and sew and cook And when I brought my picture book And asked you share my fun, You'd say: "A little later, Hun." You tucked me in all safe at night, Hear my prayers, turn out the light, Then tiptoe softly to the door. I wish you'd stayed a moment more. For life is short, the years rush past. A little child grows up so fast. No longer are you at my side, My precious secrets to confide. The picture books are put away, There are no longer games to play, No goodnight kiss, no prayers to hear. That all belongs to yesteryear. Your hands once busy, now lie still. The days are long and hard to fill I wish we could go back and do The little things I asked you to. But that's OK, cause I love you still. I always did and I always will. TODAY I RECIEVE THE LAST LETTER FROM

Happy Birthday
Today is a very special day!! Its Mr Dub's Birthday, he is the best!! He is the most wonderful person I have ever met!! I think he deserves a special B-day spanking Mr Dub~Milai's R/L BF~Owner-Blue Seas Lounge~@ fubar Plz go to his profile, Fan, Rate and Add :) And while you are there u may also subscribe the best lounge JUST CLICK AND JOIN US♫BLUE SEAS♫THE BEST LOUNGE♪@ fubar (repost of original by '♫Milai♡Mr Dub's R/L Girlfriend♫ Blue Seas Lounge♪™' on '2008-01-07 10:01:30')

My Love
My Love My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender.

Hey Ya'll!
SooOoO..I was told I absolutely have to join this site...So here I am. I have no idea what it's all about, but hopefully I learn soon. Just looking for any sort of opportunity..Not to mention I'm crazy fun. Msg me, add me, do whatever you wish...Im sure ta love ya! *mwah!*

Can You Handle It?
**1. Intelligence sprinkled with creativity and liberally slathered in a sense of humor. 2. Incredible bedroom eyes that can melt with....that.....Look. 3. An ass that makes ya just wanna squeeze it....and stuff. 4. One who is in control....if You know what i mean. 5. REAL-ness and honesty. 1. Being sent unsolicited cock pics. I already have an extensive collection. 2. Being begged....ad nauseum....to rate them. 3. Small cocks. I wanna at least be able to feel it, ok? 4. This list sure seems to be about one topic, eh? 5. The opposites of everything on my Top 5 Turn Ons.

Sweet Joining
We are laying on the couch watching a movie. You are laying behind me with ur arms around me. I can feel your hard manhood against my bottom as I move closer into you. Your fingers trace lines across my stomach sending chills through out my body.My hand is caressing your manhood through your pants.You continue your search of my body going up to find my bare breast tracing circles around my nipples teasing as my core grows moist. You continue to caress and tease my nipples twith light flicks and pulls from your fingers. A slight moan escapes my lips. I turn to face you placing a kiss on ur lips. You return my kiss as our hands roam each others bodies exploring. Our kiss deepens but still remains passionate. You pick me up and carry me to your bedroom,where you set me on my feet at the foot of the bed removing my clothes and treading kisses down my body as my clothes fall away to the floor. I stop you as your fingers slide under my panties at my hips for removal.I brush a kiss ligh

Living In Cleveland!!!
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Cleveland If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Cleveland If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Cleveland If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Cleveland If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Cleveland If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and

Why
why is that when u dont care 4 anyone ,everyone is always there,butthe min u care 4 someone they push away,i luvmy girl and i know she luvs me,but there times she just to b friends and times she shows she luvs me,guess ill never will understand .can someone help and shine sum lite on this

Headaches
I had my second visit with the neurologist yesterday. He said my MRI showed no signs of MS but did show a bulging disk in my neck. He said it's possible that we may never find an exact cause for the migraines and all we can do is try to control them. In the time from my last appointment to this one which was roughly 18 days I had 3 migraines and had to go and get a pain shot, which alarmed him at the amount/frequency of headaches I have. He increased my Topamax to 100mg twice a day and I have to return to him in one month. I'm still able to take the Stadol nose spray for severe headaches to try and keep me from having to get a pain shot, so that's a plus. Thanks to all those who worry about me. I ♥ you all. MUAH I have had severe migraines for as long as I can remember. I have tried several different meds but nothing has worked. They often get so bad I have to go to my doctor's office/hospital and get a pain shot and sleep it off. I went to see my doctor last month when I

Monday Afternoon 1-07-08
Well, got some more happy news this afternoon. This time from the chiro. The pain I've been having in my lower back the past 2 weeks is being caused by a slipped disk. Oh happy day! I have to be adjusted every day until this gets better. He did a "kidney punch" test to make sure it's not my kidneys. I am not asking another question of another doctor for at least the next few days! Ugh! I can't lay down and I can hardly sit up. Andrew had to lift me off the couch. Thank God for his EMS training! Does anyone have any good drugs? LOL just kidding. I'll be online for a little bit if you want to stop and say hello. But please don't make me laugh! It hurts! LOL ooops ouch! Bad news from the doc. He's not sure what is causing it, but he did mention the three options I listed in an earlier blog. I have to make appointments for a battery of tests and a surgery. I'm so frustrated and disgusted with this that I feel like saying, "yank it all out". I don't need it anyway

Fu Tabloid And Newspaper,
Welcome to the One n Only, (for now since we know how the fu works) FU TABLOID!! So.. lets start with the celebs on fubar, this weeks top members are. with close running behind, We all know this. with n easy click, to "top" but I just felt this was an easier way to show, all. Let's move on to the Fu lounges, the #1 lounge on fubar, (in my personal opinion the top lounges may have the most people in it but also carries the most drama, but hey don't let my opinions sway you.. go find out for yourself) Snake eyes radio.. feel free click the banners if you wanna go to the top lounges.. the second lounge is The play pen Ok. i dont know about you but naming a lounge that is supposed to have an adult club feel, "The playpen" just makes me think of kiddie jail, hence the pic.. but. don't take me wrong the atsmophere in there is wonderful, dont believe me? go check it out.! The #3 lounge. has to be, Go there. If you have a dispute to settle, Need

Life33
Well, the power went out yesterday but only for a moment but for some reason, I didn't have internet access all day! Argh. Today is a beautiful cold, crisp day. Sun is shining and no rain or clouds. They say it is supposed to rain again tonight, we shall see. I have been at the doctors all morning with my son Anthony. He hurt his shoulder and it doesn't seem t be getting better so I took him in. First he saw the doctor, then x-ray and then physical therapy all in one day. We were lucky to get physical therapy because someone just canceled their appointment. They showed him some exercises to do and hopefully that works. If not, MRI and possibly surgery. Today is my husband's birthday. He is 43 today! I am going to make him a cake that his Mom used to make him years ago. She gave me the recipe before she passed away. I thought that would be nice. I never bake so hopefully it turns out! I also have a doctor appointment at 2:30 so somehow I am going to find time in bet

16 Things To Do At Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly

Unholy Bombers
(repost of original by 'Joyridin2w -C/O of Rejects in Rafters' on '2008-05-12 16:59:04') (repost of original by 'S@RGoN-OWNED BY LADY CHARITY-Security AT Rejects In The Rafters-' on '2008-05-12 17:05:26') (repost of original by 'Chita->;}Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club' on '2008-05-12 17:30:18') (repost of original by 'Lady Charity (wiccan princess)unholy bomber, fu-girlfriend and owned by countess' on '2008-05-12 17:33:02') (repost of original by 'Master Nosferatu Owned By Lil_EJ88 Unholy Darkness, Unholy Bombers' on '2008-05-12 18:11:29') (repost of original by 'S@RGoN-OWNED BY LADY CHARITY-Security AT Rejects In The Rafters-' on '2008-05-13 00:49:53') (repost of original by 'Lady Charity (wiccan princess)unholy bomber, fu-girlfriend and owned by countess' on '2008-05-13 05:24:06') (repost of original by 'Countess, Unholy Bomber, fu girlfriend to and owned by Lady Charity' on '2008-05-13 06:55:34') http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2863172754

I Reached My Comment Level It Will Not Reset For 24 Hrs
I REACHED MY COMMENT LEVEL FOR THE DAY TODAY IT WILL BE 24 HRS BEFORE IT RESETS CAN YOUS HELP ME TY CHERIE AKA BREW The contest starts on saturday January 5th at 6 PM , central time , and ends on January 15th at 6 PM . Below is a list of all the contestants . When the contest opens just click on their picture to get to their contest page . Good luck to all and have fun . (repost of original by '* lisasweet *' on '2008-01-05 06:01:28') (repost of original by '~PASSY~-"Wifey To My Sweetheart Joe"' on

Sadness-this What Happens
This is what happen's when you're on website over year. You meet people,trust them with you're heart. You get it stomped to the ground. Cause of this I might lose friends and a great lounge. So won't be in there much and if any those true friends from there want me they have my yahoo so they can talk to me there. thanks all love ya sorry for what ever I did that I didn't do.Love u all Rain.

Spring 2008!
HOT TRACK OF THE DAY Small Town Sleeper-"Why" The Video .. Hungry for some NEW Small Town Sleeper? Next best thing...a Troy Brown "leak peak"....LOL The song is called "Desperate Need". You heard it first... Add a myspace jukebox to your profile. Shamrock N' Roll Show Saturday, March 15th Doors at 7:30 PM Show time: 8:00PM till 1PM Presale tickets: $7.00 Door: $10.00 ALL AGES!!! Place: Romers Entertainment Center Address: 118 E. Main St Greenville, OH 45331 MAP IT- http://www.romerscatering.com/images/greenvillemap.jpg Appearing; Goodnight LA- http://ww

Missing Someone Special
You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near. A strong woman feels deeply, loves fiercely,her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter.A strong woman is soft and powerful, she is both practical and spiritual.A strong woman in her essence is a gift to all the world.A strong woman knows another strong woman and what it takes to be one.

Tatteredthoughts
Okay so this is the first entry. I have so much to write about but no idea where to begin. Okay so New Year's happened not too long ago and i have a few resolutions. For one, i am going to start up on my writings, i have to get some major progress done on the book before my co-author gets back in about a week and a half. Secondly, i have been painting alot here lately and am getting better with each one. Maybe one day, i will be at a point where i can begin to sell some of my art. I am extremely hard on myself. Thirdly, i am really trying to get all of my finances back in order, that way i can start saving again. I have the trip to Pa next month but no other big splurges for a while. And Finally, women...... sigh.... I hate this whole being single thing. Its annoying. Maybe after Feb there will be someone but that is still too far away and the possibilities of that happening are slim. I feel so unhappy here lately. But thankfully my friends have kept me sane and Nathan has me looki

This Is Funny...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workpl

2007 Year In Review
First off HAPPY NEW YEAR and welcome to 2008 my friends. I have a few things planned this year but I will get back to that in a bit. First though, I'll summarize what all happened in 2007 my way. The beginning of 2007 was sparked with a roller coaster of emotions for me. I was in a bad relationship and struggling in all aspects physicaly, mentally, and financially. I am happy to say that I am doing somewhat better all around now thanks to the support of my friends, family, my new record label, and of course you fans. You all have made possible a long time dream of mine and I am glad that you have all stuck around. In 2007: 1. I released two albums: Ethereal Dreams (10 Track EP) and Twisted (5 Track EP) 2. I was signed by a record label out of Chicago...Andromeda Recordings. I must say that after bitter disappointment with my first label that I am proud to be a part of this label and the family that came with. They are truly an amazing bunch. 3. I finished the year in the t

Nuttin Special
Today the papers are sent to the courts. The divorce should be final in 60 days or so. I have wanted this with all my heart for what seems forever. Now that it is happening, I'm suddenly scared, worried, unsure. Is this normal? I think about going back and I cry. I can't go back to that. I can't go back to the uncertainty, the instability, the lovelessness I feel. I am doing the right thing. Life is good, it is better now than it was. I have to keep telling myself this. Do not let the fear take you back to that aweful life. It is time to look forward with excitement...i have to look forward to the rest of my life. I am free, finally! I will be fine and I am happy, I am happy with me, finally. I love myself and I finally enjoy being me and being around me again lol...sounds stupid, I know. I was miserable. I hated who I had become. Enjoy myself, enjoy my kids, enjoy my life again. I cannot wait to begin!!! Watch me go!!!! :)

Giving Away A Happy Hour /vip/blast Contest
OK. I AM NOW TAKING PICS FOR THE BEST SALUTE TO PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR CONTEST. I MUST HAVE 10 REAL PEOPLE WILLING TO WORK THERE COMMENTS. THIS IS A 30 DAY CONTEST OR THE FIRST TO REACH 60,000 COMMENTS. THEN A 2ND PLACE OF 45,000 THEN A 3RD PLACE OF 30,000. THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST GETS A HAPPY HOUR ON THE DAY THEY WANT IT. 2ND GETS THE VIP AND 3RD GET A BLAST. EVERY ONE GETS FUBUCKS IF THEY HAVE A MIN OF 10,000 COMMENTS AT THE END OF THE CONTEST.PRIZE WINNERS GET ONLY PRIZES. NO FUBUCKS. SORRY EVERYONE WINS SOMETHING. SO IF YOU WANT IN THEN SEND YOUR ROCKSTAR SALUTE TO ME. WILL START WHEN 10 PEOPLE ENTER. ALL ARE WELCOME TO ENTER.

The Woman Of My Dreams
I want someone that is not going to act like a bitch and spy on me when I am only a one woman guy anyways. I had someone at one time and she turned out to not even care about me and the worst thing is she caused me to have to be put in the Hospital due to being so upset and hurting my vocal box from screaming so much cause of her spying and bitching and other things she did. The best part about it is she thought I was cheating on her cause she called my while I was talking to my father. So now I get to start from scratch with someone new and that person should be funny, smart, beautiful, and some other things that I will discuss with the right person that would like to be with me. However a big thing with me is trust and being lied to cause I can't stand woman that are willing to break those. So if you want you can comment on here or you can write me on the shout box area. Hopefully I can find someone that I can see eye to eye with and have some decent conversations with.

Leveling Family
Hey Guys I am wanting to start a leveling family to help all those in need... anyone that thinks this is a good idea pls let me know.. and we can get this started... ty Come one come all ,,,We are putting together a new leveling family and we are looking for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you would like to join a leveling family please message me . Will be waiting for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chocolate Bunny Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lets make this one of the best leveling families on fubar . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Please repost for me . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thank you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Pet ( Iguess)
this is highly dirty... im workin get faneties out of my head and this works for me...if you do not like reading ur porn please stop now... and be kind this is my deflowering piece of work of this kind... and i dont have a penis i ws just assuming how it feels................... I watched her in the shower. She rinses the soap from her body the water drips from her perfect breasts she gently rinses her pussy, she moans in pleasure. Taking her free hand and teases her nipple. Raising the water she works her self in to in state of ecstasy, I love watching her orgasm. She stops breathing, holding her breath to intensify the sensations sending her over the top. I want to taste her but I will let her have her own time knowing it will work to my benefit later. She comes out of the bathroom just they way I like her. Naked and clean, lily’s long reddish brown hair dried and straiten. covering part of her left breast. “May I make you breakfast, my lord” lily asked leaning into me so I could

Thanks
Well i posted a sticky yesterday about being fu - poor and wanting to make graphics in exchange for stash rates ---> http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3355883016 Alot of people hitmy stash up, and some even just sent me fu bucks lol. I would liekto thank all you of that have been working hard and completing my stash, weather you have finished or not, and a bigthanks to the people who just donated. You guys are great so without further ado, here are the Stash rate soldiers and the Givers to the poor lol. PLEASE GO RATE FAN ADD AND SHOW THIS GUYS AND GALS SOME LOVE! ♥DjSweets♥ FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEATHEART - MR NOODLE!!!!@ fubar ~Kiwichi~ *Ayottolah of Rock and Rolla*@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar † Skitz †@ fubar Heartistic Soul@ fubar ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's...FU-Owned by Tennisgirl1987...Aly's part time lover...~*~@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ $~HSS

Slave
Yup you guessed I was asked to be in another auction by wildcat so everyone get in there and bid on me. Bids start at 200K. So click on the pic and it will take you right to the auction. Auction Sponsored by: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar Slave Auction Ok everyone it's time for the Mistress to become the Slave. I am up for auction right now to the highest bidder. I would like to see my friends come in and bid on me. Click on the picture and make your bid. Ice's First Auction I WOULD LIKE AT LEAST 20 CONTESTANTS THAT WANT TO BE FU OWNED. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING A SLAVE THEN SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE FOR THE AUCTION AND WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING THE MASTER/MISTRESS. HERE'S HOW IT GOES BID ON WHO YOU WANT AND AS ALWAYS BUYER BEWARE CAUSE I WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR EITHER PARTY'S SCREWING EACH OTHER OVER THIS IS A FREE ENTRY AUCTION UNLIKE T

Thinking
I CANT STOP LOVIN YOU I love you i love the way you talk i love the way you love me i love the way you look and i love the way you look at me and i love your smile the way you sneeze i love everthing about you when i touch you i feel like im touching an angel from above and youre too good for me i never want to let you go and i get butteflie in my stomach and i cant stop loving you no matter how hard i try your just stuck in my head and cant stop loving you i do love you i miss cuddling with you during the night .. baby have you ever felt so much love like this? im love addicted to you does anyone ever feel like their love like this? like nothing could go wrong between until it happens or like youre so much in love with someone that you just want to tell the whole world that you really do love this person but people keep teling you youre too good to be with them well t

Flame's World Of Mischief
I HAVE TO ADMIT, MUCH OF THIS I DIDN'T KNOW....Who is Barack Obama?? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and Share it.? We checked this out on 'snopes.com'. It is factual. Check for yourself.? Who is Barack Obama?? Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita ,Kansas . Obama's parents met at the U niversity of Hawaii. When Obama was two Years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia . When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in J akarta. H

Random Thoughts Of A Tainted Heart
I’m a dick! No, this is not the famous introduction of a favorite grunting comedian that comes to my mind. I’m just simply a dick. I’ve misled, used, hurt feelings, slept around while single, and showed no feeling, or compassion for many a woman. I cover my actions in the name of honesty. I’ve never cheated and so I’m in the right. Right? But what made me this way? Why do I not trust? Why can’t I find love? To answer this simply is to say “I DON’T KNOW!” I’m no expert on love. I don’t know its entirety. However, I can tell you of what I want, past experiences, and who I am so you may better be the judge of it. Here is a little history on me. I got married at the age of 18. I was faithful, loving, providing to the best of my ability. I am serving in the USAF and at the time was only an Airman First Class. My son was born of that marriage and his name is Riley. At the writing of this he is 3 years old. The marriage was rocky from the start. She was very childish an

Poetry Vault
These are the days to be long forgotten. Words left unsaid and emotions rock bottom Love is torn and ripped apart From feelings let go, straight from the heart Now, creating lusts for people unknown, It becomes lies with truth left non sown. Life is but a mystery with a lot of loose strings So I give you an answer about what life will bring Heartaches, sorrow, and a lot of sad loss A life well lived or not for a cause It makes no difference when it comes to the end For judgment, truly, our fate it will send So live as you please and please as you live Remembering in the end, your life you must give! The sight of life is sore. The smell of life is foul. The touch of life is cold The sound of life is hollow The taste of life is bitter The pain of life is constant The absence of life is Death In Death, these cannot be! So then, the joy of life is Death As she wakes To rise and shine Everything is left behind. I was th

In The Reflection Of Beauty
In the reflection of beauty lies a woman, not like any I have ever known. In this reflection, reality and fantasy merge into one creating lust, passion, and envy. Her attributes, in a reality so dark and gloom, set in desperation and spawned by lack of faith (in love and for love) she becomes our paradise lost, in this desert we call life. In the reflection of beauty lies a woman in which a touch, as soft and gentle as the Down we lay our heads on, that would comfort mind, heart, and body; warming the coldest, darkest recesses of the soul. It would make any man, or beast, humble in the sight of what God had made. In the reflection of beauty lies a woman in which her celestial gaze would exhibit an eminent appearance of endless knowledge and wisdom. One in which we all long to acquire from her, yet knowing we could never bare the burden of truth. It is a history of all that is pure and innocent. In the reflection of beauty lies a woman who bares a love like none other. A love n

Ok Enough Is Enough
Ok to the few ppl who are actually nice and respectful, im glad to have met u, i will hold u close to my heart forever, but ,, For the scum who continually harass me, leaving vulgar messages and comments, i am sorry i wont tolerate this,,,i had enough abuse last time, i am not going to take it again, Thanks to all those who enjoyed my account but when my VIP ends i am sorry but i will be leaving Fubar for good, i hope that the 50+ guys who get enjoyment out of hurting me, commenting on me in such a way that is so gross, demeaning and tasteless, u need to grow up, there is no wonder u are single , the way u treat women is NOT ON... what would your mothers think about the things u say? I have NO and have NEVER considered myself any special or more attractive than the other sexy and fine ladies on here, im lucky i have good genes, doesnt make anyone else less attractive, its crap how most men can make ladies feel bad its JUST NOT ON,,,, so to those guys and YOU ALL KNOW WHO U ARE!!!!

Ryans Blog
BONE MARROW HARVEST Regardless of whether the patient or a donor provides the bone marrow used in the transplant, the procedure used to collect the marrow - the bone marrow harvest - is the same. The bone marrow harvest takes place in a hospital operating room, usually under general anesthesia. It involves little risk and minimal discomfort. While the patient is under anesthesia, a needle is inserted into the cavity of the rear hip bone or "iliac crest" where a large quantity of bone marrow is located. The bone marrow a thick, red liquid - is extracted with a needle and syringe. Several skin punctures on each hip and multiple bone punctures are usually required to extract the requisite amount of bone marrow. There are no surgical incisions or stitches involved - only skin punctures where the needle was inserted. The amount of bone marrow harvested depends on the size of the patient and the concentration of bone marrow cells in the donor's blood. Usually one to two quarts of ma

Flight
Flight Current mood: mellow Category: Blogging So I was sitting outside the other morning having a cigarette when a Monarch butterfly started fluttering around my general area...just doing what butterflies do...and something occurred to me. Though open to debate, I'd say a lot of people, if given the choice of a "special power"...would choose the power to fly. I certainly would. To experience the "freedom" that the power of flight would grant, would be nothing short of ...idyllic. To view the world from an elevated perspective...to see the landscape on a much grander scale...to feel the wind touch every part of your body... to hear the quiet noise ...the "silent rustle" of the wind passing over you as you slice through the cool breathe of Mother Earth. The solitude of that blue vastness is very enticing to me, the world would have no "weight" if you could fly. Yet, I realized that without exception, ALL of the earths creatures that DO possess that ability...are not even aware

Not Happy!
Okay, I was at Level 21 and had over 2,000,000 Fubucks and I'm rating pics and all the sudden, it said I'm at Level 2? I went and checked and I had 897 fubucks and points. I worked hard rating pics, adding friends, creating mumms to get up to level 21 and now i have to start over! This is so unfair and I have no idea what I've done wrong. I sent an email to Fubar Support and got a response saying some fraud activity but I did nothing wrong!

My Life
i am the ups man, i deliver good things, until i am over loaded with drama, people just feel i can give them cheap rates on. sadly 2 say, if the mailman don't deliver hazards material, then u best believe i can't accommodate u either. don't get the facts about ups twisted. ups stands 4 ultimiate problem solver. no i am not a shrink, but do believe if u hand me a plate full of bullshit, i don't need no toliet paper 4 where i am going 2 dump it at. i don't tolerate ignorance, so people, if u refuse 2 deal with the facts of ur personality, i have no problem makin it rain on ur parade. i learned along time of ago, people will fuck u and then fuck wit u. well i have clear my throat many of times and blocked pages, til it look like a telephone book of rejects. i am the boss of my life, not the employee, i won't be fired. i hand out pink slips and it is not because i need 2 downsize. i just destroy negative company and keep on truckin. i don't eat, cook, or hold coversations where

Dear-----
Dear --, I began your letter at the stop sign on Third Street and lost it in a traffic jam on Hemming Way; you would've rolled your eyes at the name, so I tried to imagine you sitting beside me. That's what did it, of course--I had a perfectly good sentence and it went right out the window with sentiment. See there--I was trying to redeem myself by writing a poem, but apologetic prose doesn't like to share. I had grand illusions--something about a word on a breeze (how cliché) wandering past a car full of screaming children and a businesswoman on her phone. There were soccer stories, a brief pause for some striking observation, and then a tremendous ending in a field, or a grave, or your lips. (Probably your lips.) It was another perfect poem lived and never written. Speaking of I've written you letters on scraps of paper-- napkins, Sears receipts;

Forwards Ive Got
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely sh

Naughty Friends?
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared.. It's Saturday night and we have made plans for me to come over for a "honeymoon". Our favorite phrase for a no

Thank You!
I can't tell you all enough how much all of your gifts, messages and comments mean to me. They have made my Birthday absolutely amazing! I'm kinda of overwhelmed and never expected so much generosity from all my friends on here. I hate to do a thank you this way but I had to work today and some friends are taking me out for my B-day so I don't have time to personally thank you and from the looks of it I will be working on that throughout the week as it is. :D Ya'll are awesome and I appreciate each and everyone of you. Thanks Canadian AKA Jason and Gary (DSC) for the awesome Birthday pimpouts. MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR SHOWING ME SO MUCH LOVE! Much love and respect, Jackie commentburner.com

Ughh!
So here i am at another cross roads in my life where i am trying to do the right thing and do what is not only best for me but best for my son. I would love nothing more than to find a nice decent guy that doesnt suck at life and can accept me for what i am and the way that i am. while i would like a relationship i am still not a mushy person, i enjoy snuggling from time to time but i am not all lovey dovey i am more after a good friend, someone to watch football, enjoy a brew but be a good influence on my son. with that in mind from time to time i do get a little girly need someone's shoulder to cry on and someone to talk to, so dont act all offened at me when i require that, by the way does not happen often. hell when he is at his dads house belive me i am a wild child and love to have fun but the other 11 days out of the 2 weeks i am a mom, i work hard, i am a one woman show and would love to have some help and someone to be my partner in crime ... so i dont know someone explain to

Id Like Too
I want to write poetry on your skin. I want to sink my teeth into the ridge of your hip until there's a five-seven-five pattern there. I want to take pens and markers and razor blades and carve an epic into you, laving typos with my tongue. I want to claw sonnets on your back, fourteen lines of fingernail marks in perfect iambic pentameter. I want fingerprint-bruise-couplets on your forearms and red-half-moons of villanelle on your inner thighs. I want you stretched out and tied to the bedposts like new paper, clean and begging for me to cover you with my words. I want to etch my love into you before you forget

Fu*k
Fuck Poetry fuck the words, swelling dead fish on the beach fuck the rhythm, waves bashing a bloated carcass fuck the rhyme, punctured eyeball sticky glue mucus on the sand sparking seashells draw blood with lingering alliteration lying leisurely on a towel this poem has crabs don’t read too fast or you’ll get a cramp and drown in an ocean of drivel, swill, backwash, and, fuck, there aren’t even enough words for mephitic foamy drool Fuck Poetry fuck the word fuck and how often it’s used in this poem fuck this poem with a rusty spoon spreading orange colored dust inside of it let the dust rot gangrene and fester till it explodes sending pieces of this poem to plaster the walls and ceiling of this room Fuck Poetry fuck lying on the bathroom floor aching for more fuck the addiction and hypocritical confliction just fuck this iambic pentameter and free style chaotic architecture fuck slant rhyme and embedded entwined enjammed lines fucking with your mind Fu

ღit's Time To Repay The Favor!ღ
ღHas she ever helped you?ღ I know she has! ♥BooBoo♥@ fubar Stop by her page! She's on her way to Disciple! It may be a scary number, but if every one of us just rated one folder her numbers would drop!! (repost of original by 'lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic' on '2008-01-07 14:49:04')

Bullshit Fufucked
fubar's fucking up bad! Chris ~~~Cobra Chris~~~♥The One and Onlys' Husband♥~~~@ fubar damaged and wounded Damaged and Wounded@ fubar had a party friends over, decided i would invite them too join FUBAR! big mistake because i did it on my computer i was reset i have been here for almost 2 yrs #17262 FUBAR ID i was on level 24, 800 hundred thousand away from god father level its so un fair all y points and levels were taken from me for inviting friends too join FUBAR, ill probably get my whole profile deleted for expressing my self i hope not love FUBAR its my 2nd home for me met a lot of good people here from all over the world well just had too let it out and let you all know dont invite people from your computer its not worth it thank you *JENNY*((((( )))))) hugs Ppl Ask Why It Says I'm Lvl 10 When I Was Lvl 25 Well Like This bully Says I Was Fu Robbed Plain And Simple! Just Mins Before This Happened The Site Glitched Bad! i was on here when it happened i

Thing About Me
hit a soar spot R.i.P when all the people were talkin about there friend that passed away it broght me into this depression my friend died in 2003 in a car accedent then my other friend commited suicide then dad an my gramps died so i looked for the stuff on my friends an i found one to never be forgotten we miss u so much Justin Michael Blow BOWLJUST Justin Michael Blow, 19, of North St., Windsor Locks, beloved son of Michael J. Blow of Windsor Locks and Leslie (Ruggiero) Blow of Windsor Locks died Wednesday, (May 21, 2003) at Hartford Hospital from injuries he received in an automobile accident with his cousin, Joshua Zononi. Justin was born in Ft. Wayne, IN on March 29, 1984. He eventually moved to Windsor Locks where he attended grammar school and graduated Windsor Locks High School in 2002. He was employed at the Sheraton Hotel at Bradley Field since March of 2002. Justin loved ice hockey, cars, water-skiing, basketball, video games, and generally spending time o

Fufucked
First let me start off by saying thank you for choosing to bomb with The Kingdom Of The Wolve's . We are happy to have all new comer's and hope you All have fun bombing with the Kingdom Of Wolve's ...I might add here you might find a few of my rules a little strange or unfair but I assure you there are very good reason's behind each and every one of them and may have more added as time goes on. Please make sure you read them carefully and if you have any question's no matter how big or small you can talk to your leader. List Of Rule's 1.) NO bad mouthing any other bomber..If you have a problem with any other bomber from any platoon please speak with me ( Witoak )..Do NOT try to handel it your self.. 2.) You can NOT do more than one contest a month..We will rotate turn's and each person will have a turn to be in them..Remember a lot of bomber's burn out from too many contest's..If you feel you really want to be in one and it isn't your turn talk with another bomber to change

Songs And Poetry
The soul-wretching pain he feels I wish I could relieve The anger and hurt swallow him, drown him, wave after wave I hurt for him I am angry for him My friend has become someone new in his grief No longer a gentleman no longer "nice" Anger directs him Pain causes him to lash out Depression fills him he's barred love from his life The loss of him, for the women will be a hard hit My heart bleeds My soul screams I want to calm his anger I want to take away his pain I want to ease his hurt But all I can do is be: an ear to listen a shoulder to cry on and a heart to care 25 July 2007 This self torture has to stop but oh, how I wish it could go on forever The brief glimpses of you not nearly enough but more than I could eve

A Perspective About Old Barns
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a

Get Me Drunk!
OK...This is my second fupage and on the first one I stayed shit faced on it...How come on this one I get all kinds of stuff but hardly any drinks? I can't get drunk on here, damn! lol...help a girl out, won't you?

Dark Desires
Michele started to take a seat on the leather couch in the room when Becca motioned for her to follow. Becca headed toward a door in the far left corner of the room, when she opened the door Michele saw flickering light coming form within. Becca stood to one side allowing Michele to enter first. To Michele amazement, the room was filled with large brightly colored pillows, candles, and a small bar. “I thought this might be more comfortable for us my friend. It’s a bit more private and I honestly believe it’s nicer then being in the study or the library.” Becca smiled at her friend. Michele walked around a little bit, before finding a large pillow to sit down on. “This is nice Becca, I had no idea this room was even here, and it’s so hidden by the shadows of the study.” Becca smiled at Michele and went to fix them both a strong drink, hoping to relax her friend enough to maybe play. Becca handed Michele her drink and then took a seat beside her friend. The two fr

Darker Side Of Me...
What's ever watching I can't see, It does never blink, What does this entity see? Into the head, Down into the heart, Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or Darkly? I hope it sees clearly Because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only dark. I hope for everyone's sake, the entity sees clearly. Because if the entity sees darkly, the way I do, Then I'm cursed. And cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way! Knowing very little, and getting that little fragment, of life!

Havok's Harem Now Accepting New Members (ladies Only Please )
ok i have a new club for women that i just started and it's called HAVOK'S HAREM ,the perks of the club are on the official tags in my havok's harem pic folder .all i need to know if you want to join is which tag you want (white or black ) and which pic you want me to use for the tag .there is no membership fees (or monthly dues) it's totally free .socome check it out and send me a message letting me know if you want to join :D.

Writeings
You think i should be like you, But deep inside your screaming, Hiding all your fears from unseeing eyes, You try to act so perfect and so you walk with a smile, But all that shit don't matter inside your mind, You try to hide try to fight but it's all in your face. Your inperfections are all that you see now you look back and see it's better to be me. Time to open up your fucking eyes and see a Fake life And a fake world thats been pulled over your eyes, Be what you want see what you want and believe what you want,Protected by a false world that tells you do this or do that, Break free, Live life like you want and to the fullest becuase you may die tomarow, becuase the only reason your alive is becuase some one out there decided to let you live, We are so afriad to live or own lives we become meat puppets with our string pulled by a fake sociaty thet tells you everything is ok When in fact its completly wrong while you call yourself a princes and hide in your fairy tale world someone

Nemisis
The horizon of my mind blurs with the beating of your hearts! Quickened with the pulse of your soul, lashed and thrashed with shadows of hate lingering closely. Unbound by lustfull thoughts of grandure and unseemingly guilty passions. Smells of fear are sweet on my lips! Death is far from my grasp, held by human bounds, teathered by Worldly Lusts. Your pain is my pleasure, my sex, my home! Die, hate, lust and greed, live and die for me! hell is your home and hate is your wife.

Wtf Is This Crap??
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I always count the number of paper towels I pull out of a dispenser to dry my hands with.. It's usually 4. 2- I hate the color pink, yet I secretly wouldn't mind wearing it because it actually looks good on me. (But I'm just too hardcore for that!) 3- I've always wanted to dress and pose for Goth and really bazaar magazines. (In really fucked up poses such as a gun in my mouth and bound with electrical tape) Don't ask why, I really don't know the reason.. And no such pictures of me exist..so don't ask for them.) 4 - I've always wanted to watch a guy bang a blow up doll and two midgets fuck.. (Again, another thin

Pissed Off
What the fuck is up with this bitch! Tells me she is phone shy, but will talk to someone else, while chatting with me for 4 fucking hours, and totally ignore me. Like I am a piece of fucking shit that can be tossed off to the side. Until needed. HOW fucking hard is it to reach out and tell someone you supposively like, good night, OR I am sorry, but I can't talk with you tonight, something has come up. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT?!?!? You don't tell someone that you find them irresistable, but only talk to them when you feel like it. LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND YOU! I give this woman all the god damn space a person could ask for, and this is how she treats me? Fuck You Julie, you mean ass cunt. Maybe you just playing me all this time. Trying to act like your interested in me, just because you want to do me. I mean afterall, you did say you think more like a man when it comes to that. So maybe thats it? Whatever, you are terribly inconsiderate. And need a serious attitude adju

Fubar_baby_pool
EmilyIMAX and BrokenCondom are hosting a Fubar Baby Pool for the date, time, weight, length and gender of the baby we are expecting. This contest will run through January 31, 2008. EmilyIMAX™@ fubar BrokenCondom™@ fubar We are expecting a girl on March 6, 2008. The ultrasound is about 90% positive. There will be 6 prizes: 1. Closest to the exact date wins 50,000 fubucks* 2. Closest to the exact time wins 50,000 fubucks* 3. Closest to the exact weight wins 50,000 fubucks* 4. Closest to the exact length wins 50,000 fubucks* 5. Closest to all 4 combined wins 200,000 fubucks* 6. Closest to all 4 combined plus the error in the ultrasound of having a boy wins 7 day blast or 1 month VIP ~ The pool costs 500 fubucks to enter, to either EmilyIMAX or BrokenCondom. ~ Each guess is 500 fubucks, up to 5 guesses per person. Any additional guesses will be removed as will any names that are not recognized. ~ Upon sending your fubucks to either EmilyIMAX or Brokencondom

Me
i hate to tell u all, but i am totally happy with the way my life has turned out, yeah i've lost one ot two of my best friends along the way,.. but i also know that if i asked any of my remaining friends for help they would be right there. I may not have made many good decisions in my past but i always knew who my friends were and made sure they were taken care of. Therefore i consider myself to be one of the luckiest people in the world. Literally between my friends and family i know i WILL make it thru ANYTHING. So i feel sorry for any of u that can't say that cuz yeah i would die for my family and friends no questions asked! We are THAT DAMN CLOSE! honestly, i wish you all that kind of relationship and life! So i guess i'm single again. My wonderful ex decided that she was so i guess that means i must be. Apparently she didn't need to inform me of that fact, i had to go on the internet and find that out! How nice, considering she is pregnant and its supposed to be my child. I thi

Tag Gifts :)
Here at the LOL FAMILY it is.....Hey family have you got your tags that Holly Hotbox and Liberated Spice have made for you? Go check them out and make sure you right click and save them to your computer so you can get points for it..... Thanks Ladies

Balloons
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Woo Hoo
I am so excited. Tonite I won a Pontiac vibe , 2005. Its grey.. with 35,000 miles. Won it for 9500 on ebay. Now, to figure out how to get to Connecticut. lol. I think we found a ticket for 95 dollars , within 10minutes of the people . I am so excited!!

Surgery Friday!!!
Last January I was diagnosed as having a slight case of HPV Ive been back to my doctors and my papsmear came up being it was more moderate to severe now and a few weeks later they did a biopsy on the abnormal cells they are saying its still a slight case but to be on the safe side my doctor wants me to have the day surgery where they will scrap away these abnormal cells..Today I had to go for a pre-op consult to discuss more about the surgery and the doctor had to check my heart and lungs well today my doctor seemed to hear a heart murmur something that seems to be out of the blue cause nobodys has ever heard me have one b4 so now b4 surgery tomorrow i have to go see my primary care doctor and see if he hears it too and if it will be ok for them to do the surgery friday...wish me all luck and please show me mad love since i am nervous as hell about all of this...I will be put to sleep during the surgery which i am thankful for because i would be anxious as hell if i had to be awake for

12 Laws Of Karma
-=THE GREAT LAW=- As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. -=THE LAW OF CREATION=- Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. -=THE LAW OF HUMILITY=- What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. -=THE LAW OF GROWTH=- Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only

37 Things Thats Guys Dont Want Females To Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll

I Am
a cute face nice body but no one seems to see the REAL me i am more then just a pretty face and a nice body.... i have a heart of gold and would give the shirt off my back if i had to some say im to nice and some say im not nice enough... what is that supposed to mean? every time i show someone my true self they just walk all over me and take advantage of the things i do. am i meant to be mean? selfish? cold heart? maybe if i was not so many ppl would take advantage of me...

Thinking Again
There I go thinking again, of a beautiful young lady that's way more than a ten. Pretty as can be and has a good heart. She says in my life she wants to be a part. I am falling deeply in love with her, warmth in my heart is starting to occur. Tingles and jitters and all those good things. Even the bells are starting to ring. Should I let this beautiful lady in my life? Or is she just being so damn polite? Because she knows that we are so far apart. And she does not have to feel what she is doing to my heart. There I go thinking again, hoping that this time maybe I’ll win. Keeping in touch with my feelings inside. Praying to God she is not out to destroy my pride.

Friendship
Friendship Friends are a God send if you treat them right. A real friend will always be a friend no matter what comes to light. Friends share a closeness no one else can understand. Always there to give a hug or just to lend a helping hand. For they are just creating a bonding friendship so true. That comes from deep in the heart and in action too. They will be by your side through your ups and your downs. Put a smile on your face when your wearing a frown. A true friend is the one who will still be there when the room you are in had already cleared. They will be there through thick and thin. Praying to God that somehow you will win. Give you the shirt off their back, if it is something you lack. Help you do what you must,

Myspace?
Well i went to check messages on Myspace and i get all these little blurbs that i am sending spam to all my friendson there...well it cant be me for i havent been there fpor a while except like 2 days ago..and deleted some ads on my comments lol..well i figured now that MYSPACE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY HACKED....spammers have gotten in there much thanks to their unsecured site who lets all kinds in there from stalkers and such to get and do their damage! so i left there..if anyone else has a thing in there do the change of email and pword..for what its worth...lol if they can get through my other pword they can get into anything....just thought id let ya all know

My Ignorant Poetry...
Forever alone in my silence, I feel myself swimming in fear. Consumed by the thought of rejection.. Restless, I do adhere. Cards delt from the wrong deck of decision, I hold my hand high as I cry. Truth be known, This fault is of my own. Life carries no sympathy to buy. Open up and let me in. Let me bleed your soul. SHow me the true you- No more hidden messages. Let me know your fears - Bring me into your world. I'm not hear to judge - just observe... learn, possibly linger. Dwindle your nerves with my little finger. I wanna taste your un-canny ways, Wanna gain your trust. Wanna dip inside of you- Just to feel your lust. Every night and every morning; Some to misery are born. For the crown of our life as it closes…. Is darkness, the fruit there of dust? No! Thorns go as deep as the rose’s. And love is more cruel than lust. Solitude is restitution for a heart made of glass. Is it heaven, a prison, or an escape at last? As I sit, I smile…..

Things From My Messed Up Mind
What to think when people look at me I some times wonder what they see can they see my pain, or do I hide it well I play the happy house wife but my soul suffers in Hell But hopefully I show nothing, I keep my pain aside and I live my life like i have noting to hide even my closest friends dont know what I know even to them it never will show I need nones pity, for I take full blame Im the one who lives in the shadow game Darkens trys to settle upon my heart the pain and sarrow tare me apart but I show no anger, pain or fear I know what I must do , my vision is clear Im the rock the unmoving bolder I am the friend the loving,caring shoulder no one needs to hear my cry s no on needs to see the tears that fall from my eyes So I reamin the friend when In needed the attempts to break my walls have not succeeded please if you read this leave a comment and

Blowjobs
Guys we need to have a little respect for our ladys and girlfriends. When they are happy we are happy. Please read the following with an open mind. And try to look at it from their point of view.... Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extensio

What A Great Analogy Of God For Those Who Don't Know
BY ROBIN WILLIAMS NO LESS. This is one of the best explanations Of why God allows pain and suffering That I have seen. It's an explanation Other people will understand. A man went to a barbershop to have His hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, They began to have a good conversation. They talked about so Many things And various subjects. When they eventually touched on The subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" Asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in The street to realize that God Doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, Would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither Suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who Would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, But didn't respond because he didn't Want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer Left

We Are One
I love my Creator, and you say I don't believe in God. I honor all creation, and you say I worship animals. I talk to my Grandfathers and you say I commune with evil spirits. I feel Mother Earths heart beating and you keep building your churches on her. I respect the old ways-- and you say--"come join our modern society". To me everyday is Thanksgiving and you set your birthdays by our calendar. My life reflects my walk and my way; yours is based on conversion to a religion. I see the gathering of nations, and you stick to your denominations. You live this way with no respect for my beliefs-- and you say I am lost.

Smile
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him . I thought about that smile then I realized its worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! Yahoo! Mash Comments @ 123glitter.com

Update
well guys my surgery is scheduled for 6 am tomorrow.im running scared now.i feel all alone tho its not a good feeling let me tell you.its like my friends have better things to do than be with me even tho i have always been there for them im terrified.i nevedr realized how much i was till now.. but im used to being let down. so its no big deal anymore. well i needed to vent wish me luck tomorrow guys.and pray they get all this friggin cancer out of me. bye surgery went well theyre 99% positive they got it all u dont know what a burden it was to have it. now im gonna live my life my way screw everyone else

Tom Tom
Do you like road trips? Do you get lost sometimes? You need the Tom Tom. For $150 bucks you get a color 3d gps that will talk to you and tell you where you are and where you need to go. Easy 1 touch operation that you can't screw up. This is not one of these GPS devices that tell you to make a left in 3 feet and you end up in a f00king river. This is the real deal and comes loaded with 5 million way points and preloaded maps. Nothing else to buy except a carrying case that you can get for 5 bucks. Now I never have to ask for directions, oh wait I am a man I dont ask..LOL Serioulsy if you do a ton of driving or you just want to know what is around you then buy the Tom Tom. It is much better then the Garmin because the Tom Tom talks to you and it is portable enough to fit in your pocket. It shows you a 3D map of yourself driving and every Point of interest you want, such as ATMs or shopping, even gas stations. Also another feature you can use is phone number listings. Tom Tom not o

Serving
That morning her Master sent a message summoning her for that evening. Oh the excitement that came over her face.. the tingle that she got all over her body. Now the night before she presented her gift but today it would be a day of just showering him with things that she felt came from her heart and ones that he would love. From the time that she began to the very last touch of the presentation... she thought to herself how wonderful her Master was... how she would do anything for him. She finished and then it was night. Her master was very pleased with what she had done. He said to her .. thank you for all that you have done here today. I am very pleased and grateful that you thought of such gifts. He led her into the bathroom where there was flowers, music, and a tub of warm water and bubbles waiting for her. Her heart began to beat heavily with excitement as he guided her into the warm water. She laid back, looked at her master in the eyes and as if to tell him without words how gr

I Believe
Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, There will always be sunshine, After the rain .... Perhaps you may stumble, Perhaps even fall, But God's always ready, To answer your call .... He knows every heartache, Sees every tear, A word from His lips, Can calm every fear ... Your sorrows may linger, Throughout the night, But suddenly vanish, Dawn's' early light .... The Savior is waiting, Somewhere above, To give you His grace, And send you His love ... Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows .... After the rain ... "

My Poetry 2008
In my lovers arms I ache to be cradled like a child in his protective keep the drum of his pulse in the lobe of my ear his tender touch as he caresses my hair the warmth of his skin the curve of his lashes his respiration slows as his body relaxes we drift and we fade and we soar ever higher fleeting and floating on love filled desire cursing the sunrise still locked in his embrace just a kiss and the whole world melts away a love for a lifetime didn't think it could occur but we'll soon change that with two little words

The Night
It was not a dark and stormy night. There was nothing about this night to distinguish it from any other. The wind didn’t gust so much as it meandered, too weak to rustle leaves or slap against windows in contempt. The sundown activity of this small community was listless, as if the sunset were no miracle at all. It was one of those nights that you go to the bar not because you’re looking for fun -- there’s no hope of that -- but because you are trying to anesthetize the boredom. Hemingway once wrote, "It’s awfully easy to be hard-boiled about things in the daytime, but at night it’s a different story." He was right. It’s the nighttime when the mind begins to swirl: Where am I going? What has my life become? It’s why bars are for the evenings. But I wouldn’t even call this night an "evening." An "evening" has character, some class even. It was simply a night. And this was a bitch of a night. Two guys were playing pool, shooting as though neither c

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....

Marriages
The Certificates are located here In this Album Am now an official Fubar Pastor. Thank you PirateAss Link to all Pastors are here. http://www.fubar.com/blog/175713/670230 I am now willing to do weddings, etc. Contact me for more information.

The Real Me
I dont know what it is about me but for some reason or other I have this huge heart and no matter how many times I get burned in the process I am still a very loving and caring person and I would give a total stranger my last dollar if it would help them out.. I am one of tose hopelessly romantic types a cuddlewhore ive been called.. Id rather hold someone in my aarms than sex i mean dont get me wrong love sex im a natural nympho but its just the fact of I like holding somone close to me I dont know if its just because of how I was raised or maybe seperation issues from a young age but I want to please my woman and make sure shes happy no matter what the cost might be.. as long as shes smiling im happy and thats the way I am with not just my woman but an of my close girl-friends and im that way with my guy friends to but not the whole holding thin im a complete homophob... im saying I want the best for them and whatever they need im more than willing to give them... Im always at the en

Snowangel22
Life is so hard as nuch as u make it out to be. But if u have the people u love around u and the ones that make u happy life will only get as easy as u make it. so make life as fun and full as u would want someone else to be.

Fubombers
Come Join the Fu-Bombers !!! Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? Since joining the FU-Bombers, I have leveled key values of fam. I have also become very close with some of family members. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request and be one with the best bombing family around. Here is the link to the family website. What is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments. Click The Picture For Link To Main Page Of the Fu-Bomber Family

From The Heart
I wonder how I begin to describe what the past few weeks have been like for me? It truly is not easy, especially since right now I know I am not dealing with my usual self. Not only dealing with all the after effects of surgery, but losing one of my best friends of the last 12 years and not knowing where the ones I call my "best friends" are. I guess with some I was blind when it came to some friends and with others I was ignorant. I truly don't know what has become of me. I do know that a lot of the changes has to do with the surgery. The cancer was all over my cerebral cortex, thus that is where they had to perform the procedure. Now for those of you who do not know, the cerebral cortex is the behavioral center of the brain. With me, having a cancer crawling all over it and then having it cut into during the procedure, an effect on my personality was almost inevitable - it changed my behaviors in many ways. My neurologist has noted I may act like a 12-year-old instead of a

Bombin
I know this is prolly gonna make a few people mad, but this is somethin I feel I have to do. I must appologize to Lord for leavin the KOW the way I did. Although my feelings haven't changed, I will continue to be an independent bomber (bombin on my own)helpin anyone out that I can. This was prolly not needed, but I felt it was. I shouldn't have just left the way I did, but as I said before, I will not be dragged into any drama, I have enough in my personal life, I don't need it online either. I will help anyone in any way I can, just as I have always done throughout my life.

Announcing Our Union...!!!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FAMILY FRIENDS SO ON AND SO FORTH, WIKDCLOWNZ69 AND I ARE A REAL COUPLE AND DO PLAN ON BEING TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE!!! TO ALL OF OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT US AND HAVE OUR BACKS, WE LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU... AND TO ALL THE HATERS AND PEOPLE THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN US AND DON'T BELIEVE THAT IT WILL EVER HAPPEN, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REMOVE YOURSELVES FROM OUR FRIENDS LIST, AND JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!! MMFWCL TO THE MAFIA FAMILY AND MUCH CLOWN LOVE TO ALL OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS!!!

~*~update~*~
Ok let me just say that this is not because of any one person, but rather to just clear the air! I am not cold bitter person nor am I so miserable that I just stay depressed all the time. Yes, there have been somethings that I have been dealing with that haven't made me to happy but other than that, I am a happy person for the most part. I apologize if that is the way you see me due to my poems, but if you can only see me the way I described above, then you don't know me at all. I have been writing for quite a long time, yes I will be the first to admit that some of the later ones have been kind of down, but contrary to what some might believe, the things that I write comes from the heart but not all of what I write has a thing to do with myself, but it comes out for others around me. I am a great friend to those that I hold close, when they hurt, I hurt. So with this all being said, I want to wish you a great day/night which ever it might be for you. Thanks for taking th

It's Avn Time Again!
Well, it's that time of the year again . . . AVN Convention time 2008! This year should prove to be better than ever. My studio partner and I have rented a 6 Bed Room, 5,500 sq. ft. loft with a game room, hot tub, wet bar, and all the extras. It's only three blocks east of the middle of The Strip. My partner, others, and I packed the van over the weekend with enough lights, gear, and equipment for us to produce some major content over the four days of the Convention. He left today, Monday with the van and I fly in tomorrow afternoon, Tuesday. AVN starts Wednesday at 9:00 with a huge opening day party that night and runs through Saturday. Saturday night is the big AVN Awards dinner followed by a closing party from 10:00 PM to 10:00 AM Sunday. What I'm really excited about, besides the huge crowds and all of the Studio's Contract Girls is being able to use the new 1080i HD cams that we've just bought to shoot video with while we're there (that's what the big loft's for . . lol)

Birth Announcement
Thank you all for bearing with me being offline to welcome my baby eden into this world Ive been at the hospital for 3 days but tomorrow he will be coming home and i wont have to be there. Fu bombers is important to me Flamming Heart is important to me and so are all of you and i am always on every nite But if your child had surgery and was in the hospital and you had a gorgeous baby to be with every night.. im sure thats where you all would be I love fubar and i love my friends but family comes first.. of course Thanks for understanding Love you all - Erin Was born tonight at 11:58pm in Trumbull Memorial Hospital In Warren Ohio Baby is 6 lbs .02 oz and 19.5 inches long Mom had a long labor and had baby by c section Baby is gorgeous and well and mom recovering .. Please pardon my absense for a few days as ill be at the hospital

Random Stuff
I'm in this giveaway for a NICE prize for my kids and I, not virtual gifts, but anyways, I need 50k comments so what I am going to do is give away 5,000 fubucks for every 2500 comments. Here is the link to the contest, U have to add the host first in order to comment bomb this picture... your help will be greatly appreciated and rewarded... Truth is actions shown and not words spoken... Promises are meant to be kept and not broken... Love is meant to be shared and given back in return... Loyalty is to be faithful and with your own beliefs be stern... Hope is a wish kept in you heart... And dreams in your heart that should never part... Inspiration is part of something that you take with you forever... That changes your thought and opinions for the better... Desire is a craving for a pounding need and can be filled with some type of deed... Friendship is a bond that nothing can break... Death is a thing that makes peoples hearts ache... Disappointment is a test in life that breaks

Those Who Get A Kick Out Marking Pics Nsfw
I'm tired of people singling people out ,I'm going to start marking pics NSFW just for the hell of it ,I'm sorry if you live in the past or are jealous ,you need to get a life. I've had pics where I'm completly clothed not even showing my bra marked nsfw that bull crap. Haters beware...thats all I have to say.

How Do You Go On?
Have you ever been to a point in your life, when you look back over you past, an everything that you have done, an said, an been, an it leaves you asking, what if? Where do you go from there, do you try to hold on to the things that bring you happy ness, or do you just give up an let it go an try to move on with you life? Its like there is no way you can win, when it comes down to something like that. My past is more like a love storie, but the only thing with it is that, there is no happy romantic ending in sight, cause so far its like there is no point. From the people that you think that you can count on an that will always be there for you, some kind of way they are not there anymore, they just turn there back an just walked away, leaving you there to fight for you self, an try to stand on your own. Yes i know the fact that you should be able to do things bye yourself, but no matter what, sometimes everybody needs just that one person that they can count on or call on for a h

A Long Short Story
Come Check Out The Newly Updated Lounge.(Clicking On Image Will Open Lounge) Don't usually do blogs, always been told the less people know about you the better off you are, but im the type to always do something at least once, so i'll give this a go... I am 25 years old, and have been through more shit in my life and seen and done more then almost everyone i know. I have watched 2 very close family members take there last breath and currtly fighting to keep my mom alive. Me and my mom are like best friends, always there for each other, have no secrets, tell no lies. Though it would probly kill me along with it, if it comes to it, i will stand next to her bed and watch her take her last breath, she watched me take my first breath, so the least i could do is be there for her till the very end, i just hope that aint soon. I have lost my Aunt and Grandpa both to cancer, and that is currently what my mom is fighting. I have been in 4 accidents i should have died in and walked away fro

Lounge!!
OMG my friend that was going to help code my lounge dipped on me sooooo.... PLEASE excuse my lounge for now... join and i SWEAR you WILL love it when I am done.. ANYONE who is good with creating them PLEASE feel free to get at me... MUAH To you all, thanks in advance for you support

Gurl Confessions
1. Do you sleep in your bra? no 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? ya 3. Are you happy with your looks? yeah somewhat. 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell nah 5. Are you a girly girl? yeah 6. Who was the last person you hugged? chris 7. Small or large purses?' depends 8. Are you short? average 5'5 9. Do you like someone? LOL 10. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes 11. Do you think you’re conceited? no! 12. Are you a bitch? i can be 13. Do you dress up on Halloween? sometimes. 14. Are you double jointed? just 2 fingers on my right hand. 15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? my moms minivan with my bestfriend at the time tim, LOL. 16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ya 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? im sure, lol. 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? ya 19. Have a Fubar account? ya. 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading t

Ignorance Makes Me Sick!
Coming out of the store and I see a woman take her cart and push it right against the back of my Durango!The cart return was only two more spaces down.She simply turned around and went to her car like no big deal!When she had turned and seen that I saw her, she made no attempt to get the cart or apologize for what she did.What happened to common courtesy and just asking for help if you need it? I of course bitched the woman out which wasn't that polite,but hopefully embarrassed her enough that she won't do that again!Please if you need help just ask and if your going to just half ass something then don't bother!!!

Lessons Learned
I have learned... that nobody is perfect... until you fall in love. I have learned... that life is hard... but I am harder! I have learned... that opportunities should not go wasted. Those which you let go... someone else will take advantage of. I have learned... that when you feel sadness, happiness goes in the other direction. I have learned... that you should always use good/kind words... because tomorrow you could end up eating them. I have learned... that a smile is an economic way of improving your appearance. I have learned... that I can't choose how I feel... but I can always do something about it. I have learned... that when your newborn baby holds your finger in his little hand, he has latched onto you for life. I have learned... that everybody wants to live on top of the mountain... But happiness and growth occur during the climb. I have learned... that you should enjoy the journey and not only think about the destination. I have learned...

Surgery
I just wanted to let u all know that I wont be on as much as I usually am for a few days because my 16 month old daughter Janessa had to go to Childrens Hospital of Pittsburgh to have surgery. She fell and cut her self between the legs and they had to put her to sleep and numb her to get stitches. She went to the hospital on the 6th and had the surgery yesterday. She is home and doing pretty good so far. So please pray for her! She definetly needs it! Oh by the way there are pictures of her in my me folder while she was there! Well she ended up back at the emergency room on the 8th. She had a fever of 102.9 and her breathing was bad. They took more blood and xrayed her chest. She now has to be on a breathing machine with the albuterol. She has to go back to Childrens Hospital next week to check where her stitches are and back to her doctors office to check how her breathing is going. So I will update more later! Thanks to all who have been there for me and my family!*HUGS AND KISSES*

Fu-bombers
Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? I joined FU-Bombers about a week ago and already I have met some great people who are willing to help you out when needed. No more begging for help to level or for comments or rates in contests. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request telling Peggy that Insane Beauty sent you. Here is the link to the family website. > FU-Bombers@ fubarWhat is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments.I stress that you read the family

Just Another Rant Or Rave
Nicole's Angry Diary entry: "I'll tell you where to shove your Iron!" (warning: This is Political and all opinion, I don’t expect anyone to have or see my personal opinions as I do. I do however want to rant, I do however wish gender rules didn’t apply. I do wish people were evolved and had their priorities straight. If this offends you in any way shape or form then don't bother reading this. If you're some radicalism or are going to see that this has some party line drew out in the sand let me tell you straight up that is not the case. I am merely pissed off about some caveman thinking here and this is NOT a right or left wing deal. This is me tired of hearing scenarios of when a woman shows she's passionate, has drive and is dedicated...Knows what she wants and how she wants it she's a bitch. If she shows some sort of emotion she's merely a weak woman. HA) "Iron my shirt!" What you think she couldn't Iron your shirt and run the country at the same time? You've got to be ki

~vs~
Beer vs. Pussy . . . 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. 2. Warm beer tastes awful. 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. 5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you do not want to drive anywhere. 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. 8. You normally do not find old beer. 9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you will think you have seen God. 10. In most countries there is a tax on beer. 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off 12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or can. 1

Is It Spring Yet
Well folks, its thursday and what does that mean, i gotta go take my dad to a friends house just north of the cities, hes going ice fishing with like 10 other guys up in northern minnesota, so what does that mean, i get to go stay with my mom until monday when my dad comes back home and it sucks staying there, cause she has no where comfortable to sleep and no internet, but at least they have cable. i feel bad if i dont go and stay with her, cause she is disabled and doesnt do much with my stepdad there, so i figured she would love my company, so see u all on monday i was just wondering if it was spring yet, i miss riding my bike and wanna go uncover it so i can go riding, well i think i am gonna go get some fox racing stickers for it today, help spice up the body a little bit, vote on my mumm and tell me what i should do so like i said in my last blog, i am at my moms, so i was out getting the mail about 30 mins ago in my flip flops and i was coming up the stairs out in front of the h

Funny Things
Lights on, door open, nobody at home. As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box. She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum. As tight as a Camels ass in a Sand-storm. She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher. I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard. I've seen better hands on a clock. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day. She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo. She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel. She's as fit as a butchers dog. She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag. Uglier than a hatfull of assholes. This guy is all foam, no beer. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs... I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much. I

Ramblings Of My Soul
Crawling forward, back curved and head slightly down My eyes are lookin up at you...can you see the light? Wearing nothing but high heels & my crown What do you think of this woman in your sight? I'm heading in your direction Hear the miniscule sounds of pulsing, thumping, throbbing Behind these eyes you can see my temperature's reflection Tonight its not only your heart I plan on robbing A mission that must be completed However there's no rush I know how you like & deserve to be treated Oh don't be embarrassed, I will make you blush. Give me your lips, arms, heart, body, soul and that which no one's ever shared There's no inch inside and out that I won't sign Pleasing you in a way that can never be compared Tonight you will be all mine. By: Me 1/8/2008 {To a certain someone} There are days I look into your eyes And even though through a camera I still feel the power that is you Chills run through my veins And quickly become fire when they hit my heart My eyes b

I Long...
I long for your kiss, the feel of your lips against mine. I long for your touch as you caress my body, The look in your eyes when we gaze upon each other lost in the feeling of love. I long for the feeling that fills my body as we hold each other in a loving embrace, The sound of your angelic voice as you whisper sweetly the words "I love you", I long for the feeling I get when I wake next to you, The feel of you body against mine as we make sweet passionate love all the night long. Most of all I long to just be there with you and holding you in my loving arms.

Dec 07
"Pain" 2 go down I feel nothing 5 more go down Still feel nothing 10 more go down Still feel nothing I pick up my phone Dial his number I say Hello He says why are u calling I tell him what I am doing He tells me I am stupid I start to cry harder then I already am He tells me to stop I say I can't He says just shut up Then he hangs up the phone on me I go to my medicine cabinet Find the Tylenol 3 with codeine I hold the bottle in my hand Just looking at the label It says take for "pain" I take the cover off There are 15 left I put them in the palm of my hand I separate them into 3 groups of 5 I take the first 5 Still nothing I take the second 5 Nothing yet Finally I took the last group of 5 Still nothing I go back to the bottle that I started with Which is a bottle of Ibuprofen I started with 200 in the bottle I already took 17 I keep on taking them Until there is 50 left in the bottle At the end I took 150 Ibuprofen and 15 Tylenol with codein

Wtfh
my aunts ex husband called a few minutes ago. i told him where she was and then she called me and said for me to be ready to go to columbia when she got home. i guess my uncle joe is coming for a visit who knows how long of a visit. He can keep her straight which is not something that just anyone can do. Mike tried and did a damn good job, but my uncle jo jo is just the shit. Uncle joe loves my aunt but she will not admit she loves him. I told him about what she is going through and he already knew because she told him. he said he take care of her, and he will. I am just waiting on my bitch of an aunt to get home so we can go. yeah shes the bitch dont ever question dat either. peace out dogs

Corny But I Love It
Love, Need, And Want You - Patti LaBelle, 1983 ... (more) Added: November 04, 2007 Love, Need, And Want You - Patti LaBelle, 1983 Label -Epic/Legacy. ------------------------ I love you I love you honey I Love you I do More than you ever know it's for sure you can always count on my love for ever more I Need you I need you baby I need you right now say can you understand your my man and my one desire is keeping you satisfied Bridge Baby when we when we're together say I'm alright and your alright it's like paradise I just want you to know how I feel How I feel Oh I want you I want you sugar I want you so bad I got a burning desire my soul's on fire can't you see you are my everything Baby when we when we're together say I'm alright and your alright it's like paradise I just want you to know how I feel How I feel Oh I love you I love you honey I Love you I do More than you ever know it's for sure you can always c

Please Show Her Some Luv
snow31@ fubar LuvDalejr.. Had back surgry on Monday Morning, I know it would help her with recovery to see that people care... I dont know when she will beable to get back online..I wish you a speedy recovery.. and soon we will be out drinkin beer and shackin our asses again. ~LuvDaleJr~@ fubar

Away
Ive been offline for a while now, not doing well mentally or physically. Im going to a hospital tommaorw to see if i can get some help with my selfdestructive habits an my unwanted thoughts to kill myself. Ive spent many days, laying in bed doing nothing but crying, and i cant live like this anymore. Sorry for those friends ive neglected. Ill be back again once im feeling more myself. Damn my VIP ran out while I was gone. oh well. As of friday I came back from hell, fun trip, made a few friends. Stayed a few days too long for my taste, fucked myself up good a few times and got to call a joke of a judge a "stupid fucking bitch" with no consequence, it felt good. So yeah, Im home and reachable again and going to get back to people when i get another spare moment. And Ill blog the fun parts of hell when i have more time.

Lmao
i guess this person is having one of those days. or maybe they need to list their location as land of confusion.....lol. just got this in the bar tab and it gave me a really good case of the giggles: · hittablunt re-rated you a '10' from a '5'! · hittablunt re-rated you a '5' from a '10'! · hittablunt rated you a '10'! · hittablunt just checked you out! now i have to decide whether to be friends or not...lol

Empty
I'm sorry this is sort of like a diary for me. I'm just feeling very alone in a world full of people around me. I'm currently dealing with a soon to happen divorce. Not many in my family have ever had to deal with one and I'm getting lost in a world of do this and don't do that. Family is great don't get me wrong. But I want friends. All my friends are in other towns and i don't see them very often. I never thought that i would have to start my life over after 30. I have been married for over six years now and i've been with the same woman for over eight. It's so hard to think that i'm been thrust into a world of being single and i don't know what i'm going to do. I have a daughter that is will be turning five this new year and she is so smart and funny. It makes me so sad to think I will be raising her without her mothers help. We currently trade my daughter back and forth every week. I don't really know what is actually fair concerning her anymore. I miss her and then somet

Lonesome Cowboy
I am just a lonesome cowboy And I'm travelling all alone I ain't even got a nickel To call my baby on the phone Just beyond the mountain lies a city And I hear it calling me Saddle up and ride you lonesome cowboy Here is where you'll find your destiny In my dreams the lights shine bright and pretty Near to me and yet so far Will I always be a lonesome cowboy Am I only reaching for a star Ride. Ride, ride, ride along cowboy Sing, sing, sing, sing a song cowboy Will I ever leave this lonesome valley Really see the lights that shine Gotta find what lies beyond the mountain Gotta rope and tie that dream of mine I am just a lonesome cowboy And I'm travelling all alone If you don't call me baby Then I'm never coming home Well i aint the best......I aint the worst...A bit shy and kinda a workaholic,Drink to much, smoke to much, like to dance with a pretty girl, play poker, Seems Like i'm good for bout five years of good lovin and Pornstar sex and then things see

Arise!!
The word "arise" simply means to get up and get going. Maybe that's the answer u have been looking for. Sometimes I make overcoming my difficulties a bigger problem than it needs to be. Seems that I ask God, "What do u want me to do?", "How can I overcome this?". God's answer is: ARISE!! There's a verse in Micah that I love, "When I fall, I shall arise." To get up and stand up is the decision I have to intentionally make, not something that just automatically happens. I have to chose to get up and not be trapped in the past, even if it is something that happened 10 minutes ago. I have days I'm so discouraged and want to give up. It's hard being a single mother of 3, going to school full time and trying to balance life and do what's right for me and my children. Alot of people don't understand. They have no idea my struggles. I've realized though after thinking about my life that if I refuse to "Arise". God won't do his part either. I have to have enough faith to get up and k

True Love
Love takes time. It needs a history of Giving, receiving, laughing and crying . . . Love never promises instant gratification, only ultimate fulfillment. Love means believing in someone, in something. It supposes a willingness to struggle, to work, to suffer, and to rejoice. Satisfaction and ultimate fulfillment is by-products of dedicated love. Love belongs only to those who can reach beyond themselves; to whom giving is more important than receiving. Love is doing everything you can to help others build whatever dreams they have. Love involves much careful and active care & understanding. It is doing whatever needs to be done, and saving whatever will promote the others happiness, security, and well-being. Sometimes love hurts. Love is a constant journey to what others need. It must be attentive, caring, and open, both to what others say and to what others cannot say. Love says no with empathy and great compassion. Love is firm, but when deeded, it m

Many ,many Thank Yous....
For all of you helping me level..I'm greatful.I m trying my hardest too return the love.But on dial up is very hard too get too you all. Please if I dont get you back now Ill be there when you need too level up.Just shout me and say I need help leveling and you know I'll be there as soon as possible. Thank you all for all the rates and love you have shown me..Have a great day..Im off too work ill see ya tonight..

The End?
Gonna be wiping people who I have yet to get any sort of reply from. After that, it's those that never write back (2 weeks is long enough I think). After that... gonna play it by ear. Hope I keep you all. --- Recently removed a large number of people. Anyone not on my friends list will likewise be removed from any other lists that they are part of. (02-23-08