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Amber Alerts
Posted online: December 10, 2007 11:08 PM Print publication date: 12/11/2007 Comment on this story By Brian Krans, bkrans@qconline.com Davenport police issued a nationwide bulletin Monday for a missing 5-year-old Bettendorf girl after her grandmother was charged with concealing her location. The girl, the daughter of Melissa Thomas of Bettendorf, is believed to be with an aunt, Michelle Carroll, 46, en route to Lehigh Township, Penn. Davenport police Capt. David Struckman said an Amber Alert wasn't warranted in the case. "We don't believe the child is in any danger," he said. "The main concern is the welfare of the child." Meanwhile, the child's grandmother, Sally Ann Carmichael, 64, of Davenport, has been charged in Scott County with child stealing, a Class C felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The girl was staying with her grandmother over the weekend at 1000 Blythwood Place because Ms. Thomas suspected that her electricity would b

Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Eating Tips
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's

First Grade
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A

Christmas Blessings
When you lay down to go to sleep tonight don't forget to give thanks to god for still being here and also thank him for your freedom and ask him to bring our troops home safely. Because of them we are able to spend Christmas with our loved ones and they don't know if they will even see their loved ones on Christmas. Keep all our military servers and their entire families in your prayers please and God Bless You All! I just wanted to tell everyone if you are thankful for being alive and well and safe at home then every time you pray please remember the ones who make this all possible for us all because they are total strangers to most of us as we are to them yet they put their lives on the line for us all each and every day and many of them never get the chance to see their families again before the die for our country so no matter how bad you have it just remember there is always someone worse off than you and be thankful for what you have and give our military all our blessings and pr

Cleaning Out Friends List
With all the changes to this site,such as the recent ANNOYING change to the bartab along with my boredom and recent level of Fubarlord (which really has showed me that levels mean abosolutely nothing since i am not online enuff to rate 1500 people a day) I have decided to really clean out my friends list. I will be deleting a major portion of accounts my friends and fan-of list. I dont talk to but a handfull of people really, and those are the people I will be keeping. I will gladly accept new friend requests but if people just add me for points, ill take them right off. im not trying to be a snob, its just becoming pointless to me to keep adding and adding people I dont talk to or even leave anything on my page. So those of you that I do chat with, I will keep you on. For those that i havent talk to in awhile, if you are reading this and still want to stay on my friends list, just shoot me a msg and ill keep ya on the list. For those that i delete before you read this, if u want back

Quotes
Quotes By Thorn • It’s better to be a open sinner than a false saint • Master yourself or become enslaved by others • Nothing fails quicker than doing nothing • The weak never fail. Only strong are capable of failing • Easy conditions breed weak people. Adversity breeds warriors. • Establish world peace, kill everyone • One man can change the world…… with enough ammunition. • God made man in his own image, Satan in hers. • Make life happen, don’t wait for it to happen • When faced with an unavoidable conflict, strike first. • A hero is someone who steps up when every one else backs down. • Death greets us all, but I will allow my enemies to be received first.

Cum Leave Me Kissezzzz Pweeze!!
✡qυσтєѕ✡ "иσ gυу ιѕ ωσятн уσυя тєαяѕ & ωнєи уσυ fιи∂ σиє тнαт ιѕ, нє ωσи'т мαкє уσυ ¢яу" ???؟؟؟ "ℓσνє ιѕ gινιиg α вσу єνєяу ¢нαи¢є тσ вяєαк уσυя нєαят.вυт тяυѕтιиg нιм иσт тσ" ~ кαяяα "ιf уσυ ℓσνє ѕσм

Help My Friend
i will show mad love to anyone and everyone that helps my girl in her contest, its a best eyes contest we are trying to get her in first place right now so please help us! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=3033123379 remember i will show mad love to anyone that helps just comment here and let me know that u will help. ty sexy ppl!

Contest Updates.
I only need a couple more people to start!! Ok I've decided to hold a contest. This is a bombing contest. It will last for 1 week. Self bombing is permitted and encouraged. Send me any sfw pic link. Absolutely no drama or you will be removed immediately. If your entry goes more than 48 hours without any activity you will be removed. Ok the prizes are as follows: 1st place (must have at least 20,000 comments) will recieve a 3 mo vip or 30 blast your choice. 2nd place (must have 10,000 comments)will recieve a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast your choice 3rd place (must have 5000 comments) will recieve 1 blink pack or 3 day blast your choice. Anyone else who enters if you have at least 1000 comments I will take your comment total and multiply it by 10 and send you that amount of fubucks.! As soon as I learn when it is going to start I will be posting updates for all my friends.

Happy Endings
Do you ever think all this is not real like it's all just a dream you think you might have a connection with someone you've been talking to them call one another on the phone hang out you think all good then you deside to ask them out you want to be with them you know start something be happy be in love and they say i like you only as a friend nothing else and your just crused because you thought they were the one because you felt so happy when you were with them and now thats gone it like how can you still be friends it hurts every time you look at them it like what do i say what do i do how do you talk to this person after you put every thing on the line then you think when is it going to be my time my chance for happiness and if this is all just a bad dream when will i wake up when will i have my happy ending... to be continued

A Tribute To The American Idiot!
Some people fail to grasp the concept of responsibility and the wisdom to discern for themselves what they should, and consequently, should not do. The events of today has made me realize the juvenile nature of several of my former acquaintances. Their lack of judgment has affected my personal life and well being as well as those around me. Due to the severity of this series of events, I cannot delve further into their nature. All I have to say is that their lack of judgment will cost those around them far more than they could have previously conceived!

Daily
Day by day Night by night Kiss by kiss Touch by touch Step by step I fall in love A love so incomprehensible So vivid So unique So wild, that not even the reign of God could control A passion so deep A need so necessary A want so strong The universe would not handle I love you today I’ll love you tomorrow I’ll love you forever Do you know who you are? Come to me Find me I am waiting for this!

Will You
Will you ever? I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

Because
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. Does this stuff show my soul? I try to put my feelings in words.

When Death Comes Knocking With An Ar
In the aftermath of Sunday's tragedy, I took a few days to reflect on this past year in light of a few heinous shootings in a couple weeks. Perhaps I will sound like one of those prophets of old when I say this but I can't shake the sense of tragic irony that the incidents in Omaha and the incidents in Colorado really took place in diverse places of worship. One god, called by many names: Wii, High Def, Adidas, St. Croix, Cabernet, Moet e Chandon, diamonds, chocolate, Mastercard, American Express, but it really all boils down "Materialism." Call me crazy but frankly that is the way much of the world view our focus on apatites. The other God we celebrate in this season more than most: YHWH, revealed in Christ, with us still in the preence of the Holy Spirit. One is real, the other isn't. And as I look around in this season, I ask, "which is which?" Now wise people may be inclined to say, "I have no god" but the question is larger than a statement of belief and religion/philosoph

Rain.... 4 Cass
Bound by reality, driven by emotion he allows himself to fall in love knowing all well it is just a fantasy. Who could love him when he knows nothing of love? Just an average man nothing stands out another number another body another shadow on this earth that will fade with the darkness. Blending in with all shadows a part of the dust that gets swept away with no mind. He is just a friend never making it further always in the back of the mind there only when needed. The reality is just that of a cloud never thought of unless it rains. Like the sunrise taking the back seat to the sunset. Two equally beautiful occurrences yet most sleep through one never seeing it just like the masses in the streets of New York. The majority just do the bump and grind passing by thousands everyday and not seeing them just a mass just faces that have no meaning just in your way. Emotionally they are just images of data in your mind just ignoring them just like breathing, it is there yet you don’t think ab

Poems Someone Wrote Me
Taste honey form her rosy-red lips, Win formulates in the valley below. Drips of wine settle on her purplish-red lips, As morning dew freshly hit by the sun. Kiss each of the lips with the gentleness, Of a mother and her babe. In the distance see twin mountain peaks, As Mount Everest in double vision. Cherry colored peaks set on each mountain, Crimson and hard as granite. Emotions rage through my head, my heart, As I touch her silken skin. Names to call her roams through my mind, Ecstasy...delight… lust… One name fits what I feel in my heart, And which she causes…Euphoria….Euphoria. By: Robert Stockten Eyes clash across the room, Enticement crosses their minds, Words spoken softly to each other, Flowers bloom within their hearts, Feelings develop toward one another. Days pass as passion swells, Expectations are beyond mortal minds, The night comes soon enough, Sweet desire passes through their parted lips, She becomes everything to him, he

Animal Cruelty
this is for the people who constantly lecture me on how i need to eat meat and how the animals arent treated or killed in a cruel way... and uhm this video kinda proves MY point that they ARE treated like shit... and i dont lecture you for supporting it..so DONT lecture me for NOT supporting it! have a nice night =] I want people to watch this video because im real sick and fucking damn tired of people saying its alright to wear fur. There is NOTHING right about TORTURING and KILLING an animal just to wear its fur. Animals CAN feel what your doing to them and I highly HIGHLY doubt a person would love to feel the pain that they feel. They ARE living beings whether or not they are walking on two feet or four! If I ever saw a person doing this, I'd literally KILL them! I will put any animal before any human being and I don't care if you tell me that's wrong! To me, an animal is like a baby...it ALWAYS comes first! I don't even know how people can even think about doing what they do to

A Bully I Had To Keep. Lol!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the

Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur

Fall Finals
Well I had my finals Monday and I kicked ass 98% on my Engine's class and 88% on my Electrical class which that test was a bitch. Now I am off until January 14, can I come and visit anyone til then?

Jessica's Blog
Hey everyone I really wanted to tell u all about a brand new lounge called Spaz's Corvette Club. We r hiring for all positions and r looking for experienced djs. Please stop in and subscribe. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52902 ugh!! ok so i was layin down with my dogs this morning minding my own freaking business and a cop comes to my house. i have no idea what he was here for and then he tells me that the neighbor claims my dog jumped over our fence and bit her dog. i kno for a fact that my dog was not in her yard at all today cuz i had been watching him and it pisses me off that she sees a white dog and automatically thinks its mine and calls the cops. The damn cop wasnt even listening to me when i told him that my dog has been in the house and MY yard all day. Now i have to go to court cuz my neighbor is a fuckin bitch! She didnt even take into consideration that maybe my dog isnt the only white dog in the neighborhood....stupid bitch! *Jessica* UGH!!!! Although i do lo

What??
SUFFER You left me to suffer On the cold damp floor of my conscience Knowing how much it would hurt How much I would scream in the night But you left knowingly Now my world has hardened Harder than a rock Never to be broken again Left in the silence of the stone layers I scream for you The more I scream The more layers are added The less you hear me You don't think to care To wonder Or even feel The pain I go through for you You left to never return again Wanting to hurt me You left You hurt me like I never thought possible Deeper than a cut The more I scream The more I bleed I bleed when I think of you How you left The floor dampens with my bllod and tears Always flowing Never Stopping The floor dampens the more I scream The more I care The more I think The more I feel for you I'm trapped Trapped by my pain Never knowing when it will stop I wait By: Bobbie A. Walde I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my pare

Saints And Sinners
Well.. here we go again... It is the same thing over and over again. There are lots of people on the train that NEVER repost anything! So... I just posted the newest update and will be checking to see who posts it... if it doesn't get reposted by Sat by some.. you will be deleted! Thanks again to those of you who repost the bulletins pretty much all the time for us! Hey ALL! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add everyone already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch

Huskylover's Blog
hi all fubar people welcome to huskylove blog iám canadian'. i live in whitehorse yukon canada the land of daylight in the summer dark in the winter... land of gold, women, wilderness..... fun things to see all year round merry christmas dj husky@ fubar

Im Back
What to do on a day off??...Lets see Workout !...Just relaxing soaking up the sun and going to boxing later on tonight. Glad the sun is out had a good storm last night. Thunder Boomed n lighting shot everywhere.Was cool and Mojo wasnt a chicken shit either sat on my lap out on the patio the whole time. Anywho im kinda bored can ya tell so im going to workout catch up to you all later Cheers for now Me nMr MoJo Risen oxox Hey all .. Had a few hicupps along the way. Back this time! Still boxing n workout daily. Not much of a summer this year but making the best of it. Hope all is well Cheers For now sorry i havent had anytime to get on here i work to much these days 12 hour shifts are killer. when im not working im out on the canoe. Hope all is well cheers xoox

A Year In Reflection
Last night I was listening to music and chatting after a long ass day of working; I began to realize "damn!!! I am going to be 42 yrs old on Tuesday." Automatically my mind went back in time; remembering the past year and it was quite sad. There were a few joys but not many. I fell in love with someone I had no business falling in love with. I was told by him that he loved me too but he had to be realistic. It would never work. I knew he was right, there was a big age difference and because of my situation. It was so hard to let go but I did and I cried for days. I lost a baby that I didn't even know I was carrying, again I cried for days. To top it off when I told the father of the baby he never once said sorry. Once again I fell in love with a man who broke my heart to the very core. You know the kind where you don't know what to do and you think you are going to lose your mind. ..Those are heartaches I never ever want to experience again. I did have a mental break down.

My Bolg
FOR EVERYONE THAT WAS OR IS CRYSTALS FRIEND , MY NAME IS SASSY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER HER FUBAR ACCOUNT. SHE IS MY ROOMATE AND MIGHT BE BACK ONE DAY AND AS SUC I WILL LEAVE ALL OF HER ORIGINAL PHOTOS IN AN ACCOUNT AND ASK THAT YOU STILL RATE THEM, AFTERALL SHE IS A HOTTIE. I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYONE WHO WAS ON HER LIST AND ALL THE NEW PEOPLE I ADD WELCOME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Am I Kissable?
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link..http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.

And The Games Begin
Ears now hear the silence. Shimmering vibrations, Overwhelming. Such a void. Sweet the scent, not of the mind: But softly emanating from the ruffles buoyed. Upon a treasured pillow You bequeathed the smiles of love. A shadow, Parting the minds of madness, entering the garden cloyed. Twisted frames hold mellow peaks, If you seek, Is only then, you'll find The step by step to madness Is the step, by step, divine. By GoldenRaven thank you for the inspiration Now be the dawn of another setting sun, The scorn, like waves, roll quietly. A hush, Picturesque pastels consume the mind discreetly. Fondling their way into the secluded catacombs of memories Driving all facets of coherent thoughts Sideways, Masked as thoughts of sanity. Beset by the falling darkness, Light breaks through the shadows, Sparkling against the sky, Dancing in the leaves of prevalence When Through the mist of twilight, Thrusts a naked thought. Dwelling within the t

Wtf!!
I was checking out my "friends" blogs and he came up and started spewing filth on me and then rerated me a 2. I don't understand why he has to be such a dick!! I was just reading the blog and agreeing with the content and even rated them a 10. Geeze...what the hell???

Those Random Thoughts
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No

My New Contest I Am In
The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 3 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A kind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. that contestant is the winner and the survivor. Anyone that is on my friends list may comment bomb whoever they like to try and eliminate an opponent. ( * Folder wi

Site Is Fun Yet Pathetic Too!
I'm not complaining, I do have some fun on this site, and there are a hand full of folks that actually want to socialize and make some friends on here, rather than just being consumed with getting points and fans... but it's still a bit pathetic to me how MOST people on here are simply obsessed with nothing other than accumulating points, having 10,000 fans or friends on their list, winning contest, etc... and they have no interest what so ever in truly making any friends or socializing, or getting to know anyone. Do all of you people that are crazed with all this points stuff really find that more fulfilling and fun than making real connections and actually chatting with people and getting to know them? I can't even count the number of times that I'll get a shout message or e-mail from people in which they will ask me to join a lounge, vote for them in a contest, rate them, or a whole slew of things that somehow gives them points or some kind of recognition... and that's OK, bu

Heartache
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, search.....do not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh

Its Funny
Its funny how friendships work out in the end.. Its funny how when you tink something will never end it ends in a flash.. and it dosnt even really phase you.. then something amazing happens that you would have never expected... I think life is just funny like that.. the things that never mattered all of a sudden are the only things that matter its all about the little things in life.. living for today.. cuz to quote a grat movie.. there is no day but today...

~freinds~
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t

Go Cowboys
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

To My Friends....
HI FRIENDS.......JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.....I LIKE CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.....YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WONDERFUL......SOMETIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN MY BEER GLASS IS LIT UP!..LOL...I AM A SINGLE WORKING MOM WITH 4 KIDS...AS SOON AS I GET HOME FROM WORK I AM BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK AND MAKING DINNER....I DO A LOT OF MULTITASKING......LATELY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SICK WITH ONE THING OR ANOTHER....IT IS A STRESSFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.....I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND I DO WHEN I CAN...BEAR WITH ME.....I WILL HAVE MORE TIME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS......WHEN THE KIDS MOVE IN WITH DAD FOR A WHILE...FOR THE TIME BEING...I WANT TO CHAT WITH EVERYONE....JUST DON'T THINK I'M IGNORING YOU IF I CAN'T.......JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW......I WOULD NEVER REFUSE TO TALK TO A FRIEND.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING......LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!! WENDY......"DONKEYPIG"..."OINK!!!!"

Idk
Just wanted to make this short and sweet. About some of the lame things people say on here. Why not think before you type. Would save alot of time and space. So IDK just putting it out there. Have a great night.

Awitchywolfe Rants
For those of you not wanting *DRAMA*, you sure enjoy starting it. But that's OK, cause I am ending it since *I* have a life unlike you! First of all, I want to thank you for being my biggest fans! Your support of trashing me has just boosted my ego for knowing you truly have no life. Thank you so very much! :) If you think that calling me names, dissing my close friends, putting down both my lounges is great ammo, LMAO, honey I hate to disappoint you, but all your doing is making me laugh and showing your lack of intelligence, maturity, confidence and how jealous you truly are of me. See just a FYI (oh sorry I forgot you have a 5 year old mentality, FYI means For Your Information), I have been called every name in the book not only from my family but my haters too. Sure, at first it hurt, however, I have grown immune to it and realized years ago, that its not me who has a problem, its people like you who hate me because you aint me. I'm sorry but your not all that and a bag of c

On Vacation
Well yall..its that time of year when i git to to spoil myself. lol!! I will be on vacation from 12/12 thru 12/19. Not sure if there will be a computer where im stayin, but if so ill be on n off to check things. If not, ill catch yall on the 19th! Yall have a wonderful week and be safe!!! Peace and Merry Christmas to All!! ~E

Boyfriend Applicaton
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________

Injured
hey everyone sorry i wont be on much in the next few days. I had a little accident today and wound up with some third degree burns so I don't know how much i'll be on. When I am on here I hope everyone will pardon me if I type verry slow I have no use of my left hand at this time. Bad part is I'm left handed lol but I'll be ok in a couple of weeks the doc's just dont want me to move or use my hand. They said this because they want to keep scaring to a minumum. Ahh well another badge to go with the rest I have lol. Maybe I should post pics of all the scars (not). Hope to be back on and normall soon.

A Little Jolly
Ti's the season to be jolly. OK you dogs let go of holly, go back to Santa work shop and play with a dolly. Old Saint Nick has knotty thoughts this yr. Plain on getting in bed with mother dear .If you see the fat man come down your chimney grab your 9 (mm) and blast his ass for mommy. When the cops come knocking to the seen of the crime. Tell them Saint Nick tried to rape you this year. Now if I was you I Broad up your chimney trying to keep Saint Nick from commenting a felony . P.S Leave a not telling him you moved last yr and go fuck with the damn randier MERRY CHRISTMAS

Opting Out
Hey All I'm Closing This Down,.......I May or May Not Be Coming Back I Haven't Decided Yet. I Have Some Great Thing's Going on In Real Life, and I Just Don't Have The Time For This Anymore. Wishing You All A Very Merry Christmas, And A Healthy, Happy, Prosperous, And Most of All, A Magical New Year

Men Laws
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic do

Fu-tard
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

Christianity
Christianity! Is it dead or does it still flurish? The word itself means many things to many people. For myself, IT means I have not the right to judge others for what they may or may not have done in they're past. Weather it be true or not is not my place to judge. For those who listen to this gossip, then they are as guilty as those who spread it. Christianity is a good word but only as good as those who use it wisely and in the text for which it was created. I am not the judge, jury or exicutioner therefore I will not condem my breatheren for the mistakes which they have made and which they are heartily sorry for! Does this make sense? And if so does it mean then, christianity is still alive? I hope so for all of our sakes!

Just Some Thoughts...
as most of you know, this is my last week on fubar, and there are several of you who i will miss greatly, as there are plenty of people, most of whom are already blocked, that i could care less about. but either way, most people have heard a little bit about why i am leaving. i have yet to tell anyone all my reasons, but some of the main reasons are reasons most have yet to here, so here's two: the first being a girl named smore...after coming into contact with her, i instantly liked her and i knew nothing would ever come of it, but i liked her for some reason anyways. well, that's a whole 'nother story i don't even want to get into, but the second reason is cause of my mom and my brother. i spend far too much time on here when i ought to be doing things to show them i'm supporting them. my brother has hodgkin's lymphoma and was diagnosed when he was 18. he's had it for 3 and a half years now. my mom has just recently found out what has been causing her trouble. she's got a tu

Emotionally Drained
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, I HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY DRAINED AGAIN, WITH MY MOM WHO IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE AROUND IN THE NEXT MONTH..HER BLOOD PRESSURE JUST KEEPS DROPPING..FEEL LIKE GIVING UP..NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO..DONT FEEL LIKE LIVING..I RUINED A GOOD THING WITH A FRIEND..ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY..I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHO LOVES ME..BUT IM NOT INTO HIM..I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE HIM...LET HIM TAKE CARE OF ME..SO I AM NOT ALONE... MY OFFICE MANAGER MADE ME CRY TODAY AT WORK, SAID I NEEDED TO LIFT THE HATRED FOR MY FAMILY TO MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON..TO BE HAPPY, PLUS SHE SAID I PISSED HER OFF CAUSE I DONT GIVE MYSELF THE CREDIT I DESERVE, SHE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY, TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE ME, WELL SHE TALKED ME INTO JOINING A SINGLES GROUP FROM HER CHURCH, SO I DID, I WANT A CHANGE IN MY LIFE. TO LIVE, THAT I DONT DO, I HATE THE HELL HOLE THAT I LIVE IN..THE TOWN THAT IS..SO IM GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND AND NOT BE AN INTERNET JUNKIE

Single's Not Bad
Seems like people I watch who make finding "the one" a goal end up disappointed. A good friend focussed on living a full life being comfortable with who he is, then stumbled on his soulmate and they're living the dream. I think we put too much pressure on ourselves sometimes like being single isn't complete, and end up looking too hard or settling too soon. It's a tough call... If you're comfortable with yourself and your single life, when is the right time to commit to something good?

Darkness
Heartbreak and tears, loneliness and grief, head hung low, why? One time in life, just once why can't it be easy, what left to hold onto if she loses, loses her reason. She'd wait forever, to just have the one thing she can't live without, shame fills her heart, it's all her fault. can she look into a mirrior, see herself, or see the guilt, the pain she has inflicted. she would give anything to fix it, but she guesses somethings can't be undone, why did he love her, all along she knew she brings pain to those who love her. she tried to run, to save him, but she couldn't she loved him to much, and he held to tightly. She believed again in fairy tales, her dreams becoming realities, now crumbles at her feet, bc the one thing that she feared happened she hurt him. She can try the rest of her life to mend the pain, but she isn't worth it, not really the truth hits her hard, as he says leave me alone. her tears fall, her heart breaks,

My Bar Tab
why is it that we have to know what our "friends" are giving a profile comment to another person in the bar tab box I don't want to know or care who gives who anything . i thought all comments were private. So come on "fubar " the only thing I want in "My Bar Tab" is stuff for me and who is just walking in the bar. thanx

Which One You Like Best...
hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1431922&i=3206132998 Help me, i have 2 pics here tell me which one you like the best,, with the glasses or without. need all the help i can get.. please be nice about it... thanks all.. BRATT

Secret Of The Number 11
The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 w as carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. Sheer coincidence..? Read on and make up y

Deepest Love
When I think of looking into your eyes I wonder off to things unseen; I think of all the emotions, all the words, and everything in between. When I ponder everything we have shared and all the events that we have endured; That is when my fears are at bay and my heart is rest assured. At this moment I think of us and I believe that in your arms is where I belong; The feelings I have over the past couple of months have come to be so strong. My heart beats to its own tune when I hear your voice or see you appear; I cant say that i have a crystal ball or the future is clear. I know that I'm willing to jump at the chance to give you my heart, soul, and mind; In hopes that our relationship and bond will age as if a fine wine. I can tell you I love you and even that I care, but these words don't begin to touch the emotion; I wish you could see and feel all my devotion. When I wake up your the first one that I call, your voice just makes it a better day right from the beginning; W

He Needs Some Help
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Hmmmm
May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lavk in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yours

What Am I??
Am old poem that I wrote a long time ago and expresses what I am going through now. It shines before me. With its metallic like glow Hovering, in front of my head as if death itself were holding it I don't know why it has come to this No one knows why, I do The pain that dull aching pain it never goes away, just grows stronger and stronger till you just give up!! I guess this is the end The end or the beginning the end of life as we know it or the beginning of peace peace with one's soul and spirit Can you guess, what am I.

Bitchin And Whining Ass People
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.

Blessings
Prayer for Strength Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun Night Prayer Thank You Great Goddess for this day for the blessings and lessons that came my way May my sleep be peaceful in dreams and rest and tomorrow may I do my best

Men's Rules - Reposted Live
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with

Merry Christmas From Heaven
Merry Christmas From Heaven I still hear the song I still see the light I still feel your love on cold wintery nigths I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each moment to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfact all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the Climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear cause I'm spending my christmas with Jesus

Gimme Something To Believe In
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe

Ramblings
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~

What Are Friends For
what are friends for well lets see. friends are there for ya when you need them the most. friends are have your back. friends are always there when need advic. friends are always there when you in danger. if you can other reasons what friends are for please leave me a comment and tell me i what really love to hear what you guys have to say. love ya all, maranda P.S. sorry about my spelling

Requested Raise
WOMEN HAVE UNIQUE MAGIC TRICKS........THEY GET WET WITHOUT WATER......BLEED WITHOUT INJURY........MAKE BONELESS THINGS HARD & MAKE MEN EAT WITHOUT COOKIN!!!!! NOW THATS MAGIC!!!! Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitin

So True
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my fubucks....it was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year if u dont like the rating of your pics they shouldn't be up for rateing...i give my honest rating and if u dont like it just take the constructive critisium and move on....no need to be petty....if the photo dose nothing for u then it dose nothing for u and i feel there is a better picture of u somewhere and this comes from soneone who has been told several times that she is very unattrative....its just a rateing....damn let's not be childish people...there is no need to rip my pic if i'm getting the true understanding of the word rip...it's sad that grown ass people cant take critisium....have a good day

Darkness
darkness chilling sunrises out into the horizon stand aside and look out and dream a pretty dream hope an unshellfish hope just look at all the surroundings listen to the birds sing their pretty song trees whispering among each other wind blowing water trickling by darkness takes all with little specks of light waves crashing agaisnt the rocks moments of slicence light house a glow over younder lighting the way for the unawaken spirits that are trying to find their way home look into the night By: Diedre

Pray For Soldiers....
in all my haste and angst, i realized that I have not actually said it here, myself!!! SO : To all of those in uniform, here and abroad...... Thank You. From D~Doggy, and his r/l family !!!!!! I found this in a bulletin, but I didnt want to lose it. So...I posted it here. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to r

Out Of Reach?
I have met alot of people in my travels through life but it seems the ones i desire the most to keep, are outta reach or slip through the cracks of this painful earth!! Sometimes the harder u try to catch it the further it drifts away why is this?Is this part of the learning process or is it just torment to the soul? I am tired of wanting what i cant have!!

Studies Of Prison Inmates
Studies of prison inmates reveal that as many as 75% of violent offenders had early records of animal cruelty. There is also a high correlation between family violence and animal cruelty. Some of the most striking evidence for a link between animal cruelty and human violence lies in the case histories of many of the 20th century's most infamous criminals. Mass-murderer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer killed neighbors' pets and impaled a dog's head on a stick. Patrick Sherril, who murdered 14 co-workers and then killed himself, stole pets, then tied them up and allowed his own dog to mutilate them. David Berkowitz, the so-called "Son of Sam," shot his neighbor's labrador retriever. Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler," shot arrows into boxes of trapped cats and dogs. Brenda Spencer, who fired 40 shots into a crowd of children, murdering 2 and wounding 9, had a history of setting the tails of neighborhood cats and dogs on fire. Edmund Emil Kemper III, who murdered his mot

A Stranger...
Have you ever Ran into a persitant stranger that doesn't give up? I have.. Have you ever ran into a person's who words make you stop an think? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone that makes you smile? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who wants to stand by your side while y ou work on your dreams? I have.. You ever run into someone that just feels right for you? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who could be the right one for you an you push them away? I have.. Have you ever not opened up to lettin someone in? I have.. Have you ever got the feelin your soulmate is right in front of you an you walk away? I have.. Have you evr missed that one that could of been? I do...

My Stuff
Lost & Cold Lonely & Empty inside when your love fades in the wind like a breathe of death. Your heart bleeds for that touch of emotion to seal your soul. My mind plays tug of war with my heart ripping it into pieces of dying flesh. To numb the mind,drunkness prevails,but the heart of emotions flood my heart with tears of a child. Burning with your passion. I'm Lost & Cold without You! By: Me - Jason C. McQuistion ~JÐΘG3881~ÈÑҒΘRÇÈR @ ÑÄ§Ŧ¥ ŦĦ¥ĦÈ§ £ÖÚÑGÈ®~@ fubar This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated ! To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that

My Good Friend
all the above how do you know, when you've met the one who'll lift up your spirits, and make your life fun you walk around humming even at work all day on your mouth, a smile will lerk just thinking of him. can make your head light while the touch of him hand can bring pure delight at night when your sleeping, he's holding you tight with a loving embrace to warm up your night so how do you know, when you've met the one he's the guy when your pregnant who stays and dont run i wish you the best in your search for love and here's just a hint, I'm all the above by Randy Sewell To: Laura From: Randy Sewell Have you ever thought, of how love would be If you took a chance and hooked up with me to look in my eyes, and see how i feel to know in your heart, Our love is for real to never have questions, fulfilling your dreams each

"downraters"
Who takes this place seriously? I certainly don't. I think it's a cool online community to meet new people. I don't give a shit what my rank here. People ask you to be honest and get butt hurt when you do. A couple of days ago I was bored on here and played that game "Bored?" I came across pictures that weren't really pick. More like cartoon and stuff. So yes you can upload whatever you want. Well I really didn't feel like looking into there pic and trying to find a pic to rate, and just rated the pic Fubar gave me. Well they got really butt hurt and commented me. They also gave me "bad" ratings. This is for shits and giggles. It helps pass the time while I'm at work or at home. And yes I'm happy I met a few cool people already. So now my opinion is... GROW UP! That is all.

The Way It Is
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

Begging For Your Help!
OK HERES HOW IT GOES NOW BID ON WHO YOU WANT AND AS ALWAYS BUYER BEWARE CAUSE I WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR EITHER PARTY'S SCREWING EACH OTHER OVER NOT MY PROBLEM THIS IS A FREE ENTRY AUCTION UNLIKE THE OTHERS NO FEE TO BE IN IT ITS FOR YOU NOT ME MY PAGE IS SET PRIVATE MOST OF THE TIME SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR LINK WHEN IT OPENS SO IF YOUR BIDDER IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEY CAN STILL BID WE TESTED IT OUT AND IT WORKS IF IT DOESNT THAT MEANS THEIR 1 OF THE 3 BLOCKED OR THEIR FAMILY BLOCK LIST IS ON ANY 1 IN THE AUCTION HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A BID OR ASK US TO DELETE A BID THAT WAS PLACED NO MORE ENTRIES PLEASE ITS FILLED MORE THAN ENOUGH YOU ALL HAD 7 DAYS TO GET IN IT WS PIMPED AND REPOSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T GET IN I AM SORRY IM SURE ONE OF THE AUCTIONS CHARGING ENTRY FEES AND MAKING SURE THE BIDDERS FRIEND THEM FIRST FOR POINTS WILL BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU I MAY TAKE A FEW FRIENDS THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED BUT THAT IS ALSO DEVILGIRLS DISCRETION AND

Life
What is life? I mean really. I was talking to my next door neighbor today after a rather rough day and he thinks we are put here to try and be as happy as we can. It sounds nice, but what do others think? Are we really put here to suffer? To find some one to love? To help others? Or maybe, do we all have our own purpose? Is his purpose to be happy so that his wife and children reach their peak? Maybe he is even happy so that he can help me see the brighter side of life. He shared some pretty personal stuff with me... like things he has been through and stuff and it made me realize how strong he is and how lucky his wife is. I talked to her when she got home and she didn't have a lot to say, but she listened to me spill my guts about what was bothering me. Truth be told I envy their children.... their parents are so approachable, and they are also so in love with each other as well as their kids. It seems unfair but after hearing what I heard I realize that it is fair. They had their ro

The Blog Named Blog
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her Sometimes you think you know a person, and it turns out they are totally different once you get to "know" them. Your emotions are pulled in several fferent directions along with your heart. It doesn't matter if you "love" them, it's just the fact that you care. This is never enough it seems. Welcome to the wonderful roller coaster of life. Up and down, up and down... tho

Lately
Well as of lately i have been busy working and taking care of my grandmother it has been hectic tomorrow is my mothers birthday so we are all going out to celebrate Ive gotten to hang out with megan i dyed her hair pink and she dyed my hair pink I decided to do it cause i wanted a change i figure i might as well be who i am and not who my husband or anyone else wants me to be i am doing what i want and just having fun and living life I hope to start the new year off with me being the old laura and not the person i became since my husband brought who he did into our lifes well anyways that is the past my future consist of me getting what i want doing what i want and not giving a damn what other people think well now im going to get off here and just be me loves ya all LP

Wat Should I Do
IM SICK OF GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WITH ME BUT THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I WILL SAY THIS IF U WONT TALK DONT THINK I WILL BE YOURS CUZ I GOT TO HAVE YO ATTENTION TO BE YOURS BUT IF U DONT GIVE IT TO ME THEN IM NOT YOURS SO I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE REALIZE IM NOT A DUMB COUNTRY BOY IM SMART IM IN A TIGHT SPOT THE GURL I LOVE IS MAKIN ME SUFFER AND I DONT KNO WHY WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AND I DONT KNO WAT TO DO SHOULD I FIGHT FOR WHO I LOVE OR SHOULD JUST WALK AWAY if u wanna stay on my list tell me now cuz im tired of being not talked to when yall r online it makes me feel like im just eyecandy to yall but im not i am human and if u wanna stay on tell me. CUZ ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE ADD ME BUT DONT TALK TO ME SO IF U DONT TALK U WILL BE DELETED OR WORSE BLOCKED.

Sleepless Night
unable to sleep I find myself writting.. Time To Get Out? full force ahead my mind makes me, my dreams drag me Never forgetting about yesterday always holding onto tomorrow only pausing for today to take it all in. At times my skepticism halts me in my tracks. I question my movements. I listen to your encouragements. Was that disapproval I heard though? Or is that my heart beating so hard? Quietly I stay not talking to anyone like I am invisible taking it all in. feeling conquered as I cower in my corner. Convincing myself I like it here. Close my eyes. Trying not to think. Just believe me I am not strong. Why do you not understand? I can not explain I don't have the words. I can live in my fantasy it's the easy way out. Leave me be and live here with me. Don't remind me don't open my eyes stop asking why! Frustration will only set in. No I do not want to know this isn't the way. I need to let myself see I am only here and doing the right thing. What do

Wicked Stuff
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?

For All Those Calling Patriots Cheaters
There's a new wrinkle in the Spygate controversy between the Patriots and the Jets. According to a published report, a Jets employee was asked to stop videotaping the Patriots sideline during the first quarter of a game in Foxborough last season. Jets officials claim everything was above board. "All filming at last year's Patriots game was done with pre-approval from the Patriots and in accordance with NFL rules," Bruce Speight, the Jets' senior director of media relations, told Newsday. The Jets employee at the stadium was removed but the camera was not confiscated, according to the report. The employee's filming took place on the mezzanine level of the stadium. The newspaper also said there was some confusion as to which Patriots home game the videotaping occurred. New York played at New England twice, including a playoff game. In Week 1 of this season, New England was santioned by the NFL for videotaping the Jets' sideline. The NFL took away the Patriots' first-ro

Ppl
thank u thank uthank u thank u cause i didnt think i thanked u enough n yay i gots some killer pic cause of u thank u again yay kapow KMK SYDNEY GIG WAS FUKING INSANE CRAZY WICKED YALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. WILL POST PICS N VIDS WHEN IM ABLE TO FIND MY PHONE OH YEAH BIG B GIVES GOOD HUGS PEACE

Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check

One Year!!
Today makes my one year on Fubar!! I have made a lot of friends in that year and memories I will never forget! I look forward to meeting more people and making many more memories here on Fubar! -Hugs and Kisses- ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

Tears
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak

Leaving Fubar
To all my friends! I have been off fubar for awhile now, and I wanted everyone to know why. I was involved in a relationship for 5 years, and it ended for 7 months. Well, 2 months ago, we started talking again. We decided we could not live without one another, and wanted to try again. We are now engaged and our love is stronger than ever. I can't keep my fubar account, because this site would hurt him deeply, and the last thing I want to do is hurt him. I hope everyone understands. I have in him what we all dream of..true love!! I wish everyone the best, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!! I will close this account out in a couple of days! Hugs! Lori

A Different Christmas Poam
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Doing Better....
Hey everyone I am gone camping will be back sometime next week if you need to reach me call or text me on my cell 317-835-5425... Jacki I have been sick for almost a week with bronchitis and ear infection, doing a little better still smoke free it has been a week now and yes i am going crazy but i have my mind set to not go back after i feel better, it is funny when you are sick you are willing to give up everything just to get feeling better, but any way I will try to be on tonight or tomorrow..... I will not be on today I am having a Birthday party for my little guy, leave me a message and I will get back to you... Jacki

Help Please
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

Scared
I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please say a prayer for me. I may just be being a big baby, but I am scared and need all the thoughts and prayers I can get. Thank you, love to all! It really hurts to find that someone you thought was your best friend, ends up being someone you don't even know. Especially when you are in a place where you don't really know that many people. You trust them with your inner most feelings, then they betray you. I have many firends here but one was a friend in RL as well. That person hurt me more than I thought I could ever be hurt again. I have been through alot of hurt un the last few years, but this has almost destroyed my faith in the word FRIEND. Maybe I am just nieve in thinking that there is really love and trust and faith out there. As much as I wish I could just tu

Sitting Here
LMAO it is strnage really how things pan out If the past few days are anything to go by the next period of my life on FUBAR will be very interesting You try and do the right thing and it is turned round back on you Well let's see what the fallout is shall we Well a friend recomended fubar and i joined with the usual oh its a social networking site like all the others BUT it is really good normal people without any hangups or moaners Made alot of friends on here all over the palce which is good it's amazing how quickly your points and money go up although am sure the ladies go up alot quicker than the guys - hehehe Looks like i may be here a while Nath

Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last

Random?
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin

In Memory Of My Aunt Mavorning 'morning" Schoberg~jewell
When I am gone, release me, let me go... I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears... Be happy that we had so many years. I gave to you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted with trust. It is only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart. I won't be far away. For life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see me or touch me I'll hear... And if you listen with your heart you'll hear... All of my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home"

Funny Stuff
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originall

Moment Of Silence Please!!
I would like to ask everyone to observe a moment of silence Thursday Dec. 13th at 10:00am for the funeral of brother fire fighter who lost his battle with a long term illness. Scott was a friend/mentor when I started in the fire service in 1995. He was very passionate about the fire service and always dedicated to his station and brothers/sisters in the service. He was a agreat asset to any scene and he always got the job done. I will miss talking with him and sharing stories of the old days. RIP my friend I'll see you on the engine again! _________________________________________________ CLARKSBURG — Scott A. Robinson, 40, of Edison Street, Nutter Fort, passed away on Sunday, December 9, 2007, in the United Hospital Center following an extended illness. Mr. Robinson was a Fireman with the Nutter Fort Fire Department. He was born in Clarksburg, November 5, 1967, a son of the late John Robert Robinson, and “Mickey” Newhouse Robinson, who survived in Fairmont. In addition

The Million Dollar Fu Bucks Contest
I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Music In My Life
some of you may know that i recently moved to phoenix on labor day weekend. i planned on moving here a few years back, and it finally came to fruition. i like some of the lyrics in this song. the title is a must. but i like how he left with a pack of clothes without a family tree. i moved here with no one here to call family. nor friends. i know it will be hard getting my roots settled in. to where i can comfortably call it home. but i knew that i had to move. there was no future for me living for my family. i had to venture out on my own. i still love my family very much, and if i get to missing them too much they are only short 5-10hour road trip away. i just dont get to go over to see em everyday. so recently i learned how to embed music videos into my blogs. i think i will start doing that more and relating those parts lyrics i enjoy to aspects in my life. i will try to figure out how to embed just the music itself so while reading the blogs you will be able to listen to the music

Don't Judge Me!!!! Please Read
O.K. I know I've been judge the wrong way many times, and it's been going through my head ever since I was little, so I'm gonna let it all out. So, for those who think I'm boring, naive, or anything other negative things, ya'll need to listen up. I may be the nicest person in the world, but you don't need to take advantage of me or bully me around. I'm can't satisfy everybody. It's been running through my head all day and it makes me wanna snap. This past Saturday was the last straw. Just because I'm a nice person, don't get the impression that I can be your punching bag or think you can run all over me. I'm tired of people wanna change me (my size, want me to start drinking, do things that I don't normally do, etc.) It gave me the impression that you're saying that the way I am didn't get me anywhere, like I'm the little guy. When it's everybody else, it's fine, but when it comes to me, it's like "I can't do it" or "I don't know what I'm doing". I feel like I'm not worth a

Pet Peeve
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

G/f Application For Fun
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

Computers And Cry Babies
ok , i just want to state that this is just my thought about it ) people are on here cryin and bitchin about oh my pics or oh my points or oh my this or that guess what its the internet dua if u dont want people seein ur ass dont post the dang pics if u want points then u should do something about it besides beg like earn them this is life people were its on here or not it is hard rough and sad u have to grow up sometime sure i have thangs i could bitch about but insted i try to find ways of fixin them i ant pickin on anyone person here i am just stating a fact its the (internet) u can find almost everything u want or need so come on if ur puttin thangs on here u want to be privet then u r really crazy nothing on the net is privet lets be honest at least .... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or dow

A Soldiers Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzl

Would You?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] Let me see you naked? [_] Send me pictures? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? Do You... [_] think im cute? [_] think im pretty? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want

Fubar!
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??

Randomness
OK, it just seems to me that kids today get by with way too much. They are too spoiled and pampered. You can't discipline them because of CPS, everything is abuse. I got the shit beat out of me when I was a kid, and I respect my parents more for it. To this day I still call anyone older than me sir or ma'am. I have respect for everyone unless you give me a reason not to. And what about the toys, back then who cared what it had in it, as long as it kept you busy and out of mom and dads hair for a while. We had lawn darts, and several other toys that could have seriously injured us. Lead in the paint, we didn't care, and look how we turned out. And back then mom would throw us out of the house to go play so she could have some peace, would say don't come back until supper or dark, whichever comes first. We need to reform the system and make it so that we don't have a bunch of undisciplined bastards running around because their parents couldnt spank them. There used to be nothing better t

Actual Thought's I Had.. =)
So I'm sitting here with the sound of the pressure canner jiggling along..mmmm venison..yum. I got to thinking about meat. Why is it chickens, turkeys and oddly enough lambs are called by the animal name and others aren't? ie. Could ya please pass the turkey? Are baby cows (veal? no that doesn't sound anything like baby cow right?) cooler than baby sheep? Is it a slight against Chickens/turkeys? Are the not as handsome as cows,pigs and various other tasty critters? At my house I call all meat by the animal names, especially if there's guests. If it's possible to make a person a Vegetarian, I could do it. (More Meat for the Meat Eaters! [thanks Denis]) Would you like another slice of cow? How was your pig parts? good right? mmmm smoked pig parts.. Another chunk O Bambi? Oh and they love it when I offer them the infamous "Tree Rat". You can make the ole Tree rat wings.. try that sometime..it's really good, I will even allow you to use my wing sauce recipe th

Life
Gateway has passed. he was a fighter. but he also knew it was time to move on!! i love you, Gateway! you will always be in my heart!! i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel. i know alot of people think its stupid for people to love their pets like kids. well, i have a cat that i have had for 6 yrs, his name is Gateway. a few months ago, i had to have his leg removed because of cancer. he seemed to be doing fine

This Is An Outrage!!!
As the wife to a Viet Nam Vet, I found this to be an OUTRAGE! Please keep this reposted! A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison the "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activi

Kinsblog
Does the internetz exist when I'm not on it? If anyone's remotely interested, I'm not about next week, due to reasons of not being about next week. So, erm, I thought I'd mention it. Not here. No funnies. Etc etc. There's a rumour going about that it's my birthday next week - it kinda is, but I'm celebrating it August this year, cos it's my 33rd, so I'm celebrating being 33 1/3rd in August instead, because it pleases me. So, erm, that's that. And if this looks sorta ghey and that to say these things - screw it, at least I blogged it, instead of MuMMing about it, eh? My name is kins, and I am the best of giving out advice to people on the fubar. Your desire to level up and get more pointz is a common one, and there are a number of things you can do to increase your chances of levelling up. Below are ten easy steps to levelling up. Use them wisely! 1. Make friends! It sounds simple, and it is! Pick a person at random, from off of those moving people at the top, and on

Dear Amber
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day

In Loving Memory
In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, after my dad passed away 2 years ago my dad's brother was the only person I could turn to for anything. I guess when you really think you have so great, for me I didnt. Dont let the pretty face or my career get ya and say that well look at her and how gorgeous she is any man would be honored to have her. Well I'm not as strong as I look. I have battled cancer and a child all rolled in one. My uncle taught me to never fall in love unless I knew right then he was the one to care for me, to accept God, to always follow my heart, never mixed lust for love. It really hurts to know now he was right. I have someone in my life that I care about that I love and someday want to marry. It hurts to know now that he is gone and my heart has taken a different turn. I know in my heart he is in a better place and God will take care of him. My pain in my heart and the memories I carry around ev

Poetry By Me
The Dream Her arms reach out to touch him, yet he is not close enough.She says to be gentle and he is intamitally rough. She hears him whispering and moaning into her ear,saying all the things she has longed to hear. He carresses her moist body, as they begin to sweat.She jerks with excitement, the closer he gets. She feels his lips on her body and she begins to sway. She moans with rythm as he begins to play. She feels her body tense as her dream comes to an end, but he doesn't go away for she dreams of him again. Julie

The Gift I Wish I Couild Give My Man Kage
I HAVE THOUGHT WITH ALL MY HEART , IF I COULD GIVE MY MAN KAGE , ONE THING THAT WOULD BE THE GIFT . WOULD BE MOM HELEN TO BE WELL , THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT GIFT OF ALL , ONLY ALL I CAN GIVE HIM IS ALL MY LOVE , ALL MY SUPPORT , ALL OF MY BEING WITH IN ME. ALL MY GIVING IN MY LOVE FOR HIM , TAKE THE HURT , THE ACHE AWAY . KAGE , I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU , I WILL BE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE , THROUGH THE ROCKY ROADS AHEAD , THE TURNS THE TWISTS AND WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER BABY . I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR OLE LADY CHERIE FOREVER . (WROTE 12/12/07 ) CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Ignorance
In response to a mumm that i have read today, and most of the comments on it I would just like to share something with you all...(well at least the apx.20 of you that actually read my blogs).... (oh and I'm not pointing that finger at any of you, I just have been really bothered by this since I read that mumm this morning) **comment that I left on the mumm** I have read most of the comments on this MUMM and I am a little .... perplexed ...!! I am a big girl. I am working on it. for me because I want to. BBW - now I don't necessarily like the term, BUT...it fits what I think of myself, I am big, I am beautiful (even if people don't agree), and I am a woman. HOWEVER, I do not like to be called a BBW, because of all the negative things that I hear, namely like some of the comments that I have read here. If you don't like a woman, because of her size, whether you are male or female, then you are a shallow ass person, because we are reall people to, and our personalities and what

Hottest Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a

It Is Official
I had to block my first fubarian today. It would really be nice to come across a man who isn't coming at me d*ck first. Maybe just maybe if there were more genuine men, there would be less woman that felt the only thing they had to offer a man was tits and ass. Make them work for it, they aren't gonna take you home for more than anything than a bootilicous good time. Now don't get me wrong, I am far from being a prude, but I don't dig simple minded men, the ones that can't think passed the 1st level in Maslow's heirarchy. I love men, just not the crass kind. Soooooooooo if you are reading this and were thinking about shouting at me to talk sexy to you on the computer, move forward. Thank you.

Thermometers
The rules are: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog about 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No Tag backs. 1) People think I'm snobby or bitchy, but I'm really almost painfully shy at times. 2) I'm a cat person (and YES I just adopted a dog!!! LOL) 3) I'm addicted to tattoos and piercings. (tongue, nipples, and clit hood; one tat so far on my left chest) 4) I hate it when people don't use correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar. 5) I have a really horrible red-neck accent that I would LOVE to get rid of! 6) I accept people as they are...I do not judge. 7) I'm a pillow/bed/cover hog. 8) Idiotic people annoy me. 9) People that want to shove their opinions/beliefs down my throat piss me off. 10) I love being a nurse!! I'm tagging: 1) ramon601 2) *"T"* 3) xXXChrisXXx 4) bull59 5) **MRmostunderated** Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to

Friends ??
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to lie about

Stupid
I remember my mother saying 2 me last year, "its time u enjoyed life 2". So here i am asking myself, am i enjoying my life? Hell no. I'm running in2 the same thingz az every other year - surrounding my self with ppl who dont mean what they say, ppl trying 2 uze the fuck out of me and ppl who cant respect my time. I CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE SHOW in a FUBAR LOUNGE cuz i get fucking interrupted for 6 hourz that i had set aside 2 finish the material up 4 the show. And yes, im getting 2 be one GROUCHY cold FUCK. If u were 2 ask me why, i'd tell u...."i'm a product of everything u have done 2 me." And dont tell me not 2 be a such hater,...becuz U created the hater i am. Will i ever change? Only when U do. IF U REALLY ARE: 1. a HipHop Barbie Slut 2. an avid fan of anal sex 3. a redneck by day and Vampire on the internet 4. not the person in your default pic 5. hoping i'm as unconditional as Jack Sprat 6. so man crazy that you spend entire dinner dates on your cell phone

Loud Music
Why do people have to have loud music in their car? I mean if you cant hear the other cars going by and you get into an accident i think your insurance should go up 10 fold if u are the one causing the accident and ur music was so loud that you did not pay attention

Lost
During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned. Now I am beginning to try to understand all this, rest and review the events which began as innocently as possible. Last Sunday I and a few other girls began our trip to New York. We were going to shop and enjoy the Christmas spirit. We made ourselves comfortable on first class, drank white wine and looked forward to go shopping, eat good food and enjoy life. When we landed at JFK airport the traditional clearance process began. We were screened and went on to passport control. As I waited for them to finish examining my passport I heard an official say that there was something which needed to be looked at more closely and I was directed to the work station

I Am So Confused...
heh, i'm hungover today but been invited to someones house party tonight so i'm gonna have to get better....fast. anyway the reasons of my legend night was because in my drunken state i tend to get a lot of admirers.....ahem. god knows how much i drank last night, but i'm paying for it to be honest. got fingered in a pub last night! by a mates exes cousin! lol! small world and all that bollocks! but seriously, i think whatever i drank is in my system coz i still feel twatted. oh god i was supposed to take my meds last night but i didn't coz i couldn't be arsed. currently listening to metalica with abby who also feels like shit. and all that jazz! (gets up and starts dancing) nah not really! lol! can't be fucked! i stink of beer i think, i should fucking hope so! lol! oh yeah, and for anyone reading this, feel free to look at my photos and shizz! some of them i look kinda sexual! lol! ok, i'm gonna fuck off now, i like sex! goodbye! i don't like this medicine i've been put

Teddy Bears
Ok everyone we have gone back to Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston, TX. on Easter Sunday and worked with the burn patients as well as held an easter egg hunt with them. Fell free to goto my web site and check out the photos and the site. While you there please sign the guest book. www.carlcaresbears.com You will need to copy and paste the site. Thanks, Bam Bam Hello everyone we finally finished our website for the organization myself, my sister, and brother started under our fathers name. Please feel free to go and check it out I will be updating it often. While on there check out the photos and sign the guest book. Anyone that would like to make a donation please fill out the information in the Contact Us section and we will get back to you soo. The site address is www.carlcaresbears.com Please copy and paste it Thank you, Sean Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time sp

Family
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My husband Jim and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (it is up to you how you do this can be naughty or nice although nice is better so I can show them off lol) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send us the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on there for now is his and my two best friends, those I have gotten salutes from already and couples that we share pics with, all others are expecte

Jealousy
Look...don't bother wasting my time. I am friends with many of you because I want to be. I repost your stupid bulletins in hopes that when I have one maybe you'll repost mine when I ask. I rate your pictures and your stash to help you level and ask for NOTHING in return. I help you with your contests because you are my friend. NOT because I want you to do anything for me. I don't care if you are a bomber family or not. I don't care if you are part of a group or not. Block me if you want, fucking rate my shit a 1 if you need to do it to make yourself feel better. For some of you that do this crap...you're just jealous, for the others, you're just ass holes. I joined Club FAR because I was told that it was a cool family with cool people in it. I ask someone from their precious "family" page to repost a bulletin and they say "Why would I repost this, we are not a bomber family." HELLO!!!! I WAS IN CLUB FAR BEFORE THIS FAKE ASS PAGE WAS MADE! FAMILY DOES SHIT FOR EACH

Whatever
FUNERAL OF HEARTS BY H.I.M. Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon painting you With its glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who' s deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question: why? Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom

Life
Hello all, Yeah I know there isn't going to be many who read this, but I am gonna type it anyway. There are those of you on my friend list that i talk to everyday and those who talk to me everyday. Then there are some of you that talk to me every once in a while. Then there are those of you who do not speak to me at all or do not leave messages and or comments. There are those of you who are just on my list for big friend numbers. If you are one of those people please remove yourself from my list. I am not trying to sound like a bitch but I want real friends. All of my real friends and those of you who consider yourselves my friends please remain on my list. Any drama makers please disappear. Anyone who doesn't want to really be my friend, just remove yourselves from my list. Once again I am not trying to be mean but I am not gonna put up with a bunch of people who r so unreal and not true friends. HELLO ALL, HERE ARE A FEW OF MY BLOGS FROM MY SPACE. YES I CAN BE A BITCH WHEN I FEEL TH

Savior?
For the longest time I have always wondered about you? I always wondered where you are and if you existed? Could you look at me for more then what I know I am and tell me how your going to change my thoughts and feelings forever? Could you love me with all your heart, like I so wanna give to you unconditionally and selflessly? Could you look into my hazel eyes, tell me that I am there for you baby, and make me believe when in times I have not? Could I tell you how you thawed out my cold heart with just your stare and not have you look at me as if I am obsessed or clingy? Could I make you understand that since I met you, I adore you and you can trust that even if I were to go out, I would come home alone waiting for your call rather then with a random chick to fill my temporary ill's...and could I expect the same from you? Would you tell me with your eyes that I am handsome and how you think I am even if the rest of the world didn't agree? Could

Life16
Wednesday and the week is half over. It is a good thing but also that means Christmas is that much closer too. Am I ready? NO But it is going to come and go whether or not I am ready. It is a fact! Last night Peter and I went to our son Anthony's choir concert. Yes, my son that gets into trouble almost daily is in the school choir. He dropped one of his elective classes and signed up for choir instead. I know he thought it was going to be an easy class. It is. So this concert last night was part of their final and if they didn't attend, they would fail the class. So he thought it best to go sing last night. He didn't want us going to watch. We went anyway and he acted like he was mad that we were there but I know deep down he loved that we showed up to it. He is a tough guy on the outside but has a huge heart inside! We didn't get home until 10pm last night and there was no time to decorate the tree. Tonight, anthony has a big History project he needs to finish b

Relationships
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and used a crutch But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine I have 2 legs, the world is mine. I stopped to buy some candy The lad who sold it had such charm I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad If I were late, it'd do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind. It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said, "I'm blind." Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have 2 eyes, the world is mine. Later while walking down the street, I saw a child with eyes of blue He stood and watched the others play He did not know what to do. I stopped a moment and then I said, "Why don't you join the others, dear?" He looked ahead without a word. And then I knew, he couldn't hear. Oh, God, f

Barbies Christmas Wishlist..lmao
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1996 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out

Thank You
Just Wanted To Say Thanks To The Few People(You Know Who You Are)... That Always Help Me With Rates And Or Comments When I Need Leveling And Or Contest/Giveaway Help... To Everyone Else ..Keep Asking For Help From Me ..I'm Always Glad To Help :)

Gaming
Let me relieve you of some blood! lol Just a simple click, nothing more. Help me rid the world of Werewolves by making my Vampire strong :-P CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Also if you are into browser based games CHECK THESE OUT! They're great games :-P

The Tao Of Steve: Chapter 4, Deborah
The Tao of Steve: Chapter 4: Deborah Deborah wanders around her place, thinking about doing her yearly clean up. She notices a box in the closet. She calls it "the toy box". It has always been is behind everything in the closet. She opens it. In there she has the dildo, vibrators and sexy lingerie. They haven’t seen the light of day for quite a while. Deborah tries on her favorite teddy and wonders when was the last time she had it on. It’s pink, lacey, and she loves the way it feels against her skin, her nipples. She likes the way the seam rides up between her legs, just like her jeans. She first learned about this seam while she was at work chatting online with a certain friend. He always seemed to have a way of getting her hot and bothered. It didn’t help that she wasn’t getting all she needed at home from her husband. She thought of Steve, her online lover and all they had in common, how much she craved what only he seemed to give her. She felt the usual wetness begin to form be

Nice Guys
TAURUS - The Enduring One (4/20-5/20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The Perfectionist (8/23-9/22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One (10/23-11/21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or posse

What's Its Go To Be
WTF is your problem? I don't understand why the hell ppl got to act so damn stupid sometimes. Like the world revolves around them. Screw you cause it ain't. Stupid azz ppl sayin stupid azz things just to make them feel good about them self. Yeah i got an attitude and cant nobody make me change it. I'm just tired of all the fake azz ppl, the ppl that wanna tell me how to run my life, the ppl that think they know me but really don't know me. Just leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother with any of ya'll bullshyt. I'm growin up to be a beautiful, smart, independent but bad azz with an attitude kind of a woman. I'm just lettin ya'll know leave me alone with the BS cause only god can judge me not you If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the

Free Food & Drinks 2nite!
If your in the Chicago area 2nite is Customer appreciation day at my fav bar. It's on the norhtside of chicago in the Depaul area 950 w webster is the address. Its open bar and buffet from 7-9 some come on down to this chill college bar plenty of tv's & people to watch. Not to mention DJ Ricky Baldwin will be spinn'n ur fav tunes old to new x-mas to whatever.

Fubar Stuff
In a few days I will post a blog explaing how to get these.. Please add me so it will notify you when I post it. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The fir

Christmas Soldier
Christmas Soldier - (read like "Twas the night before Christmas) The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face wea

Hey Yense....
Any of yense got myspace? Come visit me there also. It's set to private but i'll let you in, if youre nice! lol http://www.myspace.com/nikkidwillis Got yahoo messenger? my id is recycled_absence Have a good day!!!! ~Nikki Happy New Years!!! Hope yense all well! *SMILES*

Poemz
life, it will let ya down, you get back up, and your thrown to ground. sometimes i wonder will i find the girl for me, or will i just be plundered. the thought never escapes, all the times i've tried, no body relates, i always get fried. all them girls promise everything they say one thing, and give you fuckin nothing. you give you give, and ya try and try, but all them girls, just like ta fry. they fry your heart and ya soul, never let down, or yall be schooled. i'm tired im so tired of lookin i want my girl i want her now will i find her? i hope so now. i hope she holds me i hope she's cool someday ill find her, and ill make yall drool. please lord let me find her soon, i need my love, i need my life, i need my one, to tell me, itll be alright. lord send me mine send me my love, make us work, and fit like a glove. ill keep lookin, cuz thats what i do, then one day girl, itll be just me and you.

Christmas Surprise
Yesterday when I got home from work there was a package sitting on the table it had came fedex.. I asked whats this? They said we don't know its for you..... as I started opening it I knew WHO it was from.. she's a sweet heart and always makes me smile. She had asked me for my address .. I told her not to.. but you can't tell her NO! LOL Sooooooooo sweet isn't she :D

Where Are The Nice Guys?
I see this question posted with some regularity on the internet, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings fo

Welcome My Bro Sammydagonz
HEY MY BOY SAMMYDAGONZ JUST SIGNED UP ON FUBAR... SHOW HIM SO FU LOVE... GET AT HIM, RATE HIM, CRUSH HIM, FAN HIM, ADD HIM, SHOW HIM WHY WE ARE SO TIGHT ON FUBAR... KEEP THE LOVE ROLLING... START WITH MY BOY SAMMY... LADIES THIS IS SAMMY TO THE RIGHT OF ME YOUR LEFT LOOKING AT THE PICTURE. SAM THINKS THIS IS ANOTHER MYSPACE AND I TOLD HIM MYSPACE AIN'T GOT SH*T ON FUBAR. PLEASE HELP ME GREET ONE OF FUBARS NEWEST FUBIES SAM AND DISPELL THE MYTH THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SOCIAL SITE... DON'T DROOL TOO MUCH... I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ALL SEE PICTURES AND START TO GET WET... HAAA... WELL SOAK HIS ASS... LOL... MAKE SURE YOU SHOW SAMMY SOME LOVE!!! SAMMY YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ][D ][ ][V][ ][D' ][))

Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Ø 40-ish..................................49. Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic................................No breasts. Ø Average looking.....................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Ø Feminist...............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate. Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch. Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. Buddy of mine sent this to me, thought it was worth posting =)

Help Me While Helping Yourself
Stephanie is feeling so lucky she's hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY She's offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • Click This Pic and.... • Put on 100 comments. • Stephanie will give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist ~~~ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”. Give one of THEM 100 comments and Stephanie will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and Stephanie will give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - Must not leave NSFW comments. Be friendly. Drama free. Etc… - You MUST email Stephanie (do not shout her!) and let her know how many comments you left and on which contestant. - Offer is ONLY good during the above referenced time. - OFFER ONLY PERTAINS TO CONTESTANTS ON

Aftershock Bulletins
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Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Holy Shit!!
So I went to the grocery store today. This is usually an easy task to perform, assuming you are a normal person. You get there, get the groceries you need, pay for it, then leave. I, however, am not normal. I got there at a decent time, about 5pm, maybe closer to 6, I'm not exactly sure. I was probably doing about 45mph when I drove into the front door of the building (don't worry, no one was hurt). Immediatly I dove out of the windshield and shards of glass riddled the skin of all the curious bastards surrounding my car. You know what they say, "curiousity shoots pieces of glass at cats". Anyways, I ran straight across the store, and I did it pretty fast. I wasn't looking at my watch, so I'm not sure how fast I was going, but parts of my clothes had started on fire. I could have easily doused the flames with an ice spell or something, but I didn't want to waste my mana, so I just took all my clothes off. I was just where I wanted to be, though, in the aisle with all the kitchen ute

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Im Sick Of Psychos
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEONE THAT I FEEL THEY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND THY ALL TURN OUT TO BE COMPLET PSYCHOS I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT I DONT KONW THAT I HAVE EVER MET SOMEONE THATS NOT A PSYCHO!!!!!!!! THEY ALWAYS SEEM SO GREAT IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN AFTER THEY HAVEU SUCKED INTO THERE WRATH ITS ALL OVER IM SO SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love
I am becoming me again i changed alot in the last 2 years trying to be what i was needed to be and what i thought my husband wanted me to be I do love him i shall not lie But when is love not enough to but up with the hell that he has put me thru and said and done to me Love damn near destroyed me cause i made promises that are killing me cause i am having to break them i never brake promises but my husband has left me no choice he says he doesnt need a bitch in his life well id like to know what i did so wrong that makes him say that I cooked his meals i tried to give him a child i never cheated i did what he wanted 95% of the time I always bought him things and not myself when i would do things i did them to make him happy i stood by him thru his deployment and his return cause of his ptsd i dealt with alot and it was all for nothing He never thanked me for being there for him it was always take take take then it meant nothing to him once his drinking buddys came into our lifes It di

To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c

Sarge's Bad Girls Of Fubar
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Sex Ain't Like It Use 2 B
We all had them just think aboutit. remember when the head was the hook up and the lion was a beast? What the hell happens that changes the head into nevermind or u want what? And then the lion turns into the one on the yellow brick road and it needs a brain (fuck the heart). Damn i just grit my teeth 4 thoses of u who is a suspect in this situation. see the problem is u fall victim 2 that feeling everyone confuses with love. Yeah, Love, I simply tell a female I love them they damn near ready 2 go. Hell if they let me finish i would b saying love 2 do it to you. but then they turn around and show me, by giving me some love Aka Legs Open Very Easy. I think it is nothing worst then having one who is the bomb and then u remember the slowly growing dud at home. I guess if u wait around 4 the one u want and stay with the one u wit until then. I guess u will just continue 2 dewindle away in marriage. because everyone know if u stick around long enough u'll get stuck and test the w

Love
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say 'I love you.' So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... old cars... and children with bad report cards, dogs with bad hips, aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep ---like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close! Suppose one mornin

Maxines
IF YOUR BODY WAS A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! JUST KIDDING - YOU GET BETTER WITH TIME...

I'm Funny
> > > > > I THINK THE AUCTIONS ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS TO HAVE PPL BID ON YOU, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.....SO HERE IS THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH AND ADD ADOPTED BY * ADOPTERS NAME *FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO *WINK* > > NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO MY LIST OF FU-ORPHANS... > Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF > > > >

Raaaaawwwwwrrrrr!
There was a bag of chips stuck in the vending machine. I decided to get another one and get the one that was stuck for free. That one got stuck too! I decided to try one more time (IT wasn't my money ^.^) That one got stuck too! Now I payed for two and there are three bags stuck. I decide to try one more time. The last one I bought knocked the first one and two of the ones I bought down. I payed for three, I got three and one is still stuck.

My First Ever Blog
As forward as I move, I guess it is time to make it into 2007. Welcome to my first blog. I have no idea how this thing works. I guess kinda like an online diary...My thoughts...Well, is there a limit to blogs size? I have to admit, I do like this place. It is definately more exciting, and promotes networking and talking more than myhell. One day I think I will definately be adding a second. I think for now, I will see how this works. Hopefully it posts right. It can't be that hard can it? I mean, 12 year olds do it...LOL!

The Dancers Creed
A Dancers Creed Seduction Conduction I do so well; causing swell. Mind tease so easily pleased. Pleasure i send, needs i mend. Lost they are, weak, not the boss, not happy...empty... they pay my cost. I say words that brings loins to life. My curves grind in fevored might. I take his bills; and sigh... smile... and say GOODBYE!

Therapy For Married Couple ...
A husband and wife went for marriage counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately while fondling her breasts and crotch. The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week...... Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied: "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on

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Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the fa

Pissy Mood
Ok so Yes i am a little sexually frustrated. Why is it, that, it is so easy for men to get off and not women? I mean there is only so many things you can do before you admit to needing help. I don't want mechanical toy, i want action! I am impatient and when i want it, i want it now. I hate the fact that when you find someone good, it is fuckin amazing, and so hard not to crave it again. I am a nympho, and he satisfied my need. AHHHHHHHHHHH How do you get rid of this craving? Melissa

Kids
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to Investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Lyrics
she makes all the guys at school turn their heads and start to drool and i would marry her if i could (?) the star of every young boys dream i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress well now the truth is out at last that she's been on a two year fast oh annie annie annie annie oh annie's anorexic annie's anorexic oh my annie her mom went nuts when she heard the news the girl scout with too much to lose she never skipped class in her life but she skipped dinner every time i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress she looked so fine how could i tell that deep inside whe wasn't well hangin' with her friends you know she looked so very (?) she laughed at all my jokes and she didn't find me funny when it comes down to (???) she'll pass by everybody I don't know where you are tonight But something tells me That you're not doing all right Well I don't need to hear you say That you love me everyday As long

Diary Of Secretiive Thoughts
Sitting here listening to Otis Redding sing "Dreaming of a White Christmas" I begin to think of what mine will be like. Once upon a time my house glowed with happiness and cheer around Christmas time, and now that glow is extremely dull. As the years have gone by I noticed that people hardly dream for a white Christmas any more; they just want Christmas to come so that bills and other responsibilities can be neglected as they feel obligated to provide just a few hours of satisfaction to the ones they care for. Anywho, a group I'm with on campus adopted a local first grade class, and today we took the gifts that we bought for the children. My two kids wanted a Hannah Montana CD and a car. When the little girl saw the Hannah Montana CD and board game she hugged me soooo much. That made me reconsider wanting children, because (thanks to two terrible nephews), I was truly considering getting my tubes tied. The little boy was just happy with his gift, but the girl hugged me so much, i

Catherin Linde
I am looking for a future behalf, age requirement 40 above, w/ good attitude, hardworking, and will give his honor of love to me and to my only one child a one year old child. Please pm me at catherinelinde88@yahoo.com

Holidays
Happy Holidays! I just wanted to post my thoughts to all the people I've met here and the friends I have made. It has been a rather rough year for me: first getting layed off due to the economy and still job hunting, then the death of my cat, then my brother dying in December...not a great year. I do hope 2009 brings much more happiness...perhaps getting to meet some of you in person! and a new job! lol. I can't afford to be "prematurely retired" if I don't have the money to enjoy it! It will be a new year soon, a new beginning again...with the economy the way it is and our uncertain government, let's hope we can all prosper and get ahead. I already have the treasures of friends found here. You all know who you are! Christmas Blessings to you...and for all of us, a Very Happy New YEar ahead! Lee in Texas WELL, LOOK WHAT THE EASTER BUNNY LEFT ME WHEN I GOT ON HERE THIS AFTERNOON NOW! THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED ABOUT 3 OR 4 YOUNG/NEW PEOPLE ON HERE HAD ALL DOWNRATED ME...THEIR PIC

Hhhmmmm : )
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo

Bunnybunz's Lounge
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

New Graphic That I Made. Computer Wallpaper Of The Joker.
Just did this, I dig it. Anybody that feels like clicking the box and rating/commenting it would be awesome. Always love feedback. Check it out, might dig it too. There's also a link on that page you view of a better quality version since that website scales it down to their limits. Thanks Scott

Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknowns, and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the Highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds, for the same reason as answer number 1. 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoul

Not Online Anymore
Um yeah so look i dont have the net anymore. so i wont be on...dont think im mad at you...its not that..i dont have my phone on right now...but when i get it on.,..some of u have my number so u can call or i will call you.....umm im sorry for this,....but i have to go. Love you all Jessi

Merry Christmas
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes, you see them and they make you cry" This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." JUST HAD TO SEND YOU THIS O

What I'm Thinking
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley In the city of York there's lass Who will hitch up her dress when you pass. If you toss her two bits She will strip to the tits And let you explore her bare ass. Just in case I get busy; I wanted to wish all those fathers I know and all those fathers I don't know; a happy father's day. Only a real man can be a true father to their kid. This includes stepfathers, adoptive fahers and surrogate fathers. I raise my glass to you.

Vodka Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit, Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orn

Cheating Boyfriend?
ok I have been checking the history when i get home every morning and I noticed that my boyfriend has been looking up porn ( that doesn't bother me i like porn but he says he didn't do it and there is only the two of us on this computer) and his ex girlfriends.....he's made a myspace profile and won't add me as a friend. a few months back I was getting these text messages from a dating service he was suscribed to, he also didn't know anything about. and was messaging this 16 year old things like I'm wanting and hoping to hear from you soon, the pics on your profile look amazing... his excuse was he was setting his cousin up with her. now it may just be my paranoia but now he has added aim and i found a personals thing on the history, I'm a very jealous person psychotic doesn't even begin to describe what I would be if another lame asshole is cheating on me. I'll neuter him with a butter knife. but the main thing is why can't some just be honest? if you don't want to be with some one j

Friends List
hmm i see alot of what seem to be decent people on my list, but there are some of you that haven't sent me a message or chatted with me...and why is THAT ? so.....will the "mystery guests please sign in" lol. moral of this short story: if you have time, id love to get to know more of you on my list since alot of you live in my city!

My First Serious Poem
Broken By: Raso She has the eyes of an angel that has lost its wings. The life she knew destroyed, torn apart. Her heart beats empty echoes.useless to her now. Yet continues, relentless, unwilling to stop. Tears replaced a numbness. Questions of confusion, shock. Replaying moments in her head. What should be, what was, is not. Sorrow replaced by rage. Rage replaced by a memory. A time of pure emotion, of bliss Recorded in one tear stained page of a diary. Thumbing through pictures Of smiles, unstaged, pure never to be shared together again burn brightly in the fire, to see them, to much to endure A vow at that moment never to be exposed again. To barricade herself not to feel With emotional instincts wrong, and lies believed Forever to carry internal scars. The scars which never heal.

Ok Ladys Read This Plz
ok for the record yes im single but you need to be also no married women or involved women either sorry but dont need extra bullshit why should you peace out oh and rate me as well and ill return the favor thankx

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

Love At First Sight...?
Dreamed I killed God and woke up I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was begging please, please, please, no dont I dreamed I killed God and woke up Rain on me in my dream, ah and time drive, and time drives my mind oh Im not safe and no one can save you for some reason talk to me I talk to you, I talk to myself talk to someone else oh, yeah, yeah I want you to follow, just follow its only a, its only a dream, its only a I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was lying, bleeding wishing she was, she was here now, yeah, yeah He died, its passing its passing, hopefully hopefully, do what I did I dreamed I killed God, I dreamed I killed God I dreamed I, is he dead I remember thinking so, they said he was, he was, he was dead couldnt have been I dreamt it again Oh,yeah To change the world, start with one step However small, the first step is hardest of all Once you get your gait, you'll be walkin' tall You said you never did, cuz you might die tryin'

Blasts..$$
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The Hypnotist
THE HYPNOTIST It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ....' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist

Fu-owned
I am Fu-Owned by this wonderful man. RATE/FAN/ADD HIM PLEASE Mikey The ▪▫Pіŧßułł МãҒiã ▫▪ Hitman@ fubar What can I say about this guy?? Well, he is absolutely amazing :D He always stops by to top me up when I'm dry...lol...and he is always there for his friends...he is so friendly and such a sweetheart...he'll do anything to help you out in a pinch :D And, of course...the Godfather list...he puts so much work into this list...to show us all how much we have to go, and to get us help from our friends...and even after my reset, I had all the points to go....and he still included me on the list :D He has been such an amazing friend to me....

Where Are You Christmas?
Heard this the other day in the car and it made me cry. I feel like every year Christmas looses more and more of the joy and magic. Everytime it comes around I resent it more and more. I watch myself, my family and my friends, fret and worry over being able to afford gifts, stress about getting it all done on time and then in one day, a month or mores worth os stress is over. Everyone feels so obligated and nothing comes from the heart. As a child it was so different, it meant such different things. Time and circumstance killed christmas. For me atleast. Its nothing anymore but sorrow. Christmas 2002 was the final blow. I drove to my aunts with my sick pet mouse christmas eve. I woke up christmas morning to find my mouse dead, and my father unable to make it out because of the snow. What a wonderful gift from the gods. I had my christmas and dinner with him several weeks later, in his car, on my 30 minute break from work. The next time i saw him he had been eatten alive by cance

Thoughts For The Week...
Just for those who care whats really goin on while the media diverts your attention with that 3 ring circus they call Iowa caukas (yup i know its prolly misspelled,lol). Congress passed, and President George W. Bush signed, the Secure Fence Act (SFA) in 2006. When the spending bill, which combines appropriations for a number of federal agencies, reached the Senate, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) attached S.Amdt. 2466 to the measure in order to silently gut the SFA's spending requirement. The Hutchison amendment reads, "Nothing in this paragraph shall require the secretary of homeland security to install fencing, physical barriers, roads, lighting, cameras and sensors in a particular location along an international border of the United States, if the secretary determines that the use or placement of such resources is not the most appropriate means to achieve and maintain operational control over the international border at such location." Thus, critics argue the amendment res

My Baby Died Tomorrow
Those of you that know me know that Stanly (my puppy) is like a son. He is a BIG part of my world!!! He has been VERY sick lately and is suufering way too much. He is either in pain or drugged. He can barely walk and has lost sooo much weight.He has arthritis in his lower spine and nothing can be done for him. Yesterday I decided it would be best to let him get some peace. That was one of the hardest decisions I have ever made. Tomorrow at 5pm I take him to the vet. .....................

Poems/songs
So tired My mind is restless Body sinks into the unconscious Dreams fill my head Nightmares fuel the screams Laying here I can only think of you Nodding off into their world I wanna stay here with you You can save me from them all Tell me you need me You're everything and more to me Forever in my hear Never to forget Hoping you feel the same Share your life with me Gave up my every for you And still I'd give more Just to be the one The one you think of, dream of, love I'd do anything for your affection Believing everyone is wrong You're always so right I'm full inside with you Tasted to swallow Drink it all away. Love is but a heartbeat My heartbeats a thousand times a minute with my love for you i long for the day when i can feel your touch i yearn for the day when i can have you in my arms It will be a day that i will never forget for the rest of my life Your my every thought My every dream my everywish come true When i have a bad day al

Bi Chics
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Men Lie
I have a 18 Year old daughter with autisam. She has been looked at as a freak in her life or even someone oh is so highly intelagent that people can not understand her and the way she is thinking or trying to communate with others. During her school years they said she wouldnt never speak english or communicate with others. She has proved them wrong. But the communacation isnt the same as when we talk to eachother she uses her music to speak what she feels and how her day is going. I have had people say poor you for having to dael with something that shouldnt be handed to anyone in their life time. I say poor you everyone in this world who does not look at autisam as someone who can communicate with everything in their surroundings. Even my dags know what my daughter wants or needs from them without saying a word. Men Lie for alot of reasons! They lie to make themselfs look good. They lie to not hurt some people that love them. They Lie because they can not help but lie about eve

Bi Chics
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Brittany Brendles News Paper Article
Winnabow | A 16-year-old high school student was killed Tuesday morning in a two-car crash shortly after she left her home while on her way to school. State Highway Patrol 1st Sgt. Al Morris said Brittany Elizabeth Brendle, of 1272 Cherry Tree Road in Winnabow, died in a two-vehicle accident. Brendle's car was struck while turning left at the stop sign at the intersection of Crabapple and Green Hill roads in Winnabow, about a mile west off U.S. 17. Brendle's vehicle, a late-model Volkswagen, was hit by a 2000 Ford Ranger traveling east on Green Hill Road and driven by Matthew T. Morgan, also 16. The accident occurred about 7:15 a.m., Morris said. Neither vehicle was traveling at excessive speed, he said. Brendle died at the scene, the trooper said. Both drivers were wearing seat belts. Morgan was "shaken up" but uninjured in the crash and was not taken to an area hospital. After giving his statement to authorities, Morgan told the trooper he was returning home and would lat

A Year Today
Wow! A year ago today I was bored as heck and looking through my sons KiteBoarder magazine and saw the add for this place. Not sure of the name back then CherryTap/LostCherry. So I thought why not join? I have to say I am glad that I did. I have met so many amazing people here that I don't just consider it an online thing but have made real life friendships with some of you. I never thought that I would have met some of the most amazing people here. A lot of you have been with me through a challenging year. The death of my friend, getting back to the working world after years of being a stay at home mom, the end of a relationship, the illness of my dad. I don't know how I would of gotten through these things without some of you. It's weird how a lot of people who interact with others online think of it as nothing. I feel that interacting with people at places like this should be treated the same as the "real world" as some would say. Being frequent in the mumms I am someti

A Master Abducts His Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v

If U Dare
i think it was hot until they killed it FRIENDS WITH BENIFITS ! Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your fubAR that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LoL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your migente that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery GOT A GOOD SITE FOR U IF UR INTRESTED IN MEETIN OTHER PEOPLE.

Internets: Serious Business
Basically since they deleted my first account in october, life has been rolling with and against me. I didn't really care because i lost my job in the same week. bigger problems to deal with. I spent a month only doing artsy projects on the PC, not much chat or nothing. also, I went to visit friends and family. along the way, I met a woman who made me realize there is something missing. for a while, she filled it. Well it seems the woman only inadvertently filled this so called void, because she is happy with her boyfriend. so, what I'm going through is trying to reestablish my connection to a stable life where i don't feel like I need anyone. at the moment, it just seems like a lonely prospect. so the last account delete was my own. I am basically irrational while I suffer this, and assumed that I would only bring bad news to the table. I can take a punch to the face, I can lose any friend or job. but situations where my heart is set on something that fails, pu

Surgery
Well as alot of my close friends know I went under the knife in an emergency surgery back in August of this year. It was a hell of a time recovering but the outside is healed up very nicely but the insides will take another good year. Muscles take forever to heal when they are paper thin...lol Ive have been having more health problems so I went to the DR and had a battery of tests again, blood, ultra sound, CT scans and MRI. Got the results this morning. Im going under the knife again. They found a huge tumor that keeps twisting and cutting off blood flow. So If its not removed ASAP it will be fatal.So I will keep you all updated on when I will be going in the hospital...Dr is planning on day before Christmas.But we shall see. Thanks for being such a caring bunch, luv ya all. Well the Doc called today to let me know the results of all the biopsy tests on my removed parts......Im free and clear of any and all cancer. Yee Haw...wish I could have a drink and celebrate but know a huge w

My Fu Wedding
After months of being illegally fu-married Lovely Lesbian and DJ Phyre Phli Will be leagally FuWed In a Ct Ceremony That will be held at Fubar's Afterhours. All are invited and the bottles will be poppin' all night. Come kick it with the Brides-to-be and you may win a few fubux in the process! The party starts @ 10pm eastern Or 9pm Central ~*lovely lesbian*~@ fubar ~&clubs DJ Phyre Phli &clubs~FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™ DJ@ fubar DJ Ackrite A.K.A. Jeezy Will Be Rockin The 1's and 2's RJeezy aka DJ AckRite۞Neabears husband ۞Owner of Fubars After Hours@ fubar

Again
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Bad Band Teacher
So it's finals week. Not as many people are in school at the normal times due to the schedule change. There are alot of junior/senior high school students that also attend my school. So the other day Im in the cafeteria sitting and talking to my friend Thomas about whatever when this girl from one of his classes sits down with us. First of all she was chatty as fuck. Second I really wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up. That was until I was trying to block out her voice and then i heard her say "So and SO has to go to court tomorrow and I have to testify. I don't want to go to the winter formal because everyone thinks i slept with the Band Teacher" She goes on to tell me that "nothing happened that all they did was hang out and watch movies" Umm yea thats all i did in highschool was hang out and watch movies too yea uh huh thats it." WHat the FUck.... So today like right before i started this blog i turned on the tv and the news at noon was on, and who's face do i see on t

Winter Solstice Ritual
Into the forest, lilones feet silently cross the barren woods. With only moonlight to guide her to the sacred space she performed the rituals of the Wiccan seasons. Tonight of all nights, she welcomed the winter season. Her thoughts were of the One she wished was there with her to celebrate the Winter Solstice but knew it was not possible. But her fantasy and dreams were always filled of Him, her handsome Master. lilone did not know if she shivered from the cold or from the thoughts of how her Master controlled her mind, spirit and body. As she built the pyre for the bonfire to start her ritual for Winter Solstice, her thoughts were of his hands caressing the cold skin of her nipples. His hands sliding between her soft sun- kissed thighs, roughly tearing away the wisp of panties making her tremble with anticipation. She shook her head and trying to clear her mind of the erotic thoughts beginning to over take her. Striking a match she lit the bonfire and the fire caught t

The Usual Shat
well, i'm now in north little rock. had my first day of recruiting school today. it wasn't too bad cept for the 5 am wake up time. but shit happens. i think it's going to be a good school though. i'll enjoy it. so i'll be here for 5 weeks. should be too bad. but, i'm tired as hell so imma cut this one short. ps. if ya view, be nice and leave a comment. it doesn't have to make sense either "sljksrlekoif" is fine, i just wanna know who's actually readin my yammering take er easy people well here we are, a beautiful thursday. work wasn't too bad today. did some admin stuff at the office and tried to hit my business list up. a good friend of mine actually stopped by my mother's yesterday while i was getting something to eat. i hadn't seen him in forever. we went to military school together and continued our friendship after school. so it was good to see him. other than that, I can honestly say it has been the ultimate of very shitty weeks. There's nothing quite like having

Marine
Singer : Vincent Delerm & Peter Von Poehl Song & Lyrics : Vincent Delerm Quand je connaissais Marine poster adieu Philippine elle mettait des collants verts je la connais depuis peu au niveau collants c'est mieux disparition du poster je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais marine cheveux courts dans la piscine à peu près deux fois par mois le dimanche soir nous marchons autour du square Montholon nous aimons bien cet endroit je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais Marine cendrier dans la cuisine on ne se comprenait pas bien je ne la comprends pas encore son visage quand elle s'endort je regarde et puis j'éteins je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois

Wow They Were Looking At Me
I was doing my normal bench press workout yesterday morning. The benching area is in the back of the gym. After each set I get up and walk around. I looked up towards the front of the gym and couldn't help noting that after set quite a few guys were looking my way. So I said to myself wow, they are looking at me. I begin think like why? Its not like I'm some adonis, nor I am lifting a record setting amount of weight. Then it dawned on me. They were looking at the attractive woman who was doing some lifting near me. We were the only ones back there. My moment of glory was over.

The 10 Commandments
The 10 commandments 01. The two should never irritate themselves at the same time, this means preventing the explosion. Qto more the situation is complicated, but the calm is needed. 02. Never shout with one another, unless the home is catching fire. Who has good arguments need not scream and the more someone shouts, less is heard. 03. If anyone should win let the discussion is the other. Losing a discussion can be an act of intelligence and love. 04. If it is inevitable criticize, do so but with love. The other side needs to understand what is said, aims to add, not divide. 05. Never play in the face of the other mistakes of the past. The person is always greater than their mistakes. And nobody likes to be characterized by their defects. 06. Be displicente with anyone, least with his cônjugue. In the life of two all can and should be important. The happiness was born of small things. 07. Never sleep without having reached an agreement. If it does not, the pro

~~remembering Our Soldiers@ Christmas~~
Please remember our soldiers during this holiday season!!! (I love you Nate) A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark o

Life17
Last night turned into a very busy night. What we planned to make for dinner was not enough since our daughter informed us her boyfriend was coming over and my son had his girlfriend over so we ended up getting good ole' pizza! The kids were all about decorating the tree until Peter spent an hour and a half trying to figure out why the lights on the tree weren't working and then realized that the power strip he was plugging them into had an on/off switch! Brilliant Peter! So I ended up decorating the tree all by myself. No one but me put ornaments on the tree. Very pathetic! It does look pretty. I do it in white, clear and silver ornaments of all kinds. I stopped doing the "kid" tree 2 years ago and started doing the tree how I wanted to have it done. Selfish? Maybe. My freako neighbors from next door had their house go into foreclosure. They moved out last weekend. I feel bad for the old woman but so glad I will never have to deal with her psycho ex son-in-law agai

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Everyday Is A Gift.....
Feeling a little stressed???? Life getting on your nerves? Can't stand the pressure? Here's a new relaxation technique that might help ... Sit comfortably ... Close your eyes halfway to dim the light. Take a deeeeeep breath ... Are you concentrating? Clench and unclench your fists. Feel the tension moving to your hands? Now slowly ... pull your arms back as far as you can ... AND... Whack the person next to you really hard! Doesn't that feel better?!? Consider yourself whacked.... ....HAVE A NICE DAY!.... Desensitized.....the mind of an analytical thinker. Is it all in the manner of molding someone or something to suit us better on any given day? Are you a realest? or an idealest? Is the glass half full? Half empty? Does it really matter? Shadows dancing....cobwebs clouding. Swept aside like feelings...emotions, passions & digressions. Analyzed, densensitized, brutalized & demoralized yet searching still. One foot in front

For My Son David 1973-2006
Waiting There For You If all the stars fell from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just reach down deep inside your heart, I'll be waiting there for you. I'm as close as your next heartbeat, And within your heart I'll stay. I will be there when you need me, I will never go away. If your burdens become to heavy, And they seem to much to bear. You know that I will share your load, I will always be right there. Always in the background, And that is where I will stay. Untill the day you call my name, I wont be far away. I will be there in the sunshine, As it shines upon your face. When you feel its warmth remember me, I'll be waiting in my place. I'll be there in the soft breeze, As it dances across your skin. So quietly I will be there, Like a whisper in the wind. So if your stars fall from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just look for me inside your heart, I will be waiting there for you. i dont know who wrote this but it is bea

Are You Going To Let Me Shout?
> Name: > Number: > Best time to call: > text messaging (yes or no) > phone service: > > > > > > I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. > If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] > Repost as: Give me your #

School 1957 Vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Teste

Computer No No's!!!
First of all, you should never turn your computer off while you're in the middle of a program or if you have a bunch of windows open. You need to always close out all your programs and windows before shutting down your computer. If a program freezes up on you, always try to use Ctrl + Alt + Del before you do anything else. Another thing you should never do is turn your computer off and then turn it back on without waiting at least 60 seconds. The system needs at least that long to calm down a bit before you put it back to work. Here's more! Never remove a disk or a CD from their respective drives until the drive light has turned off. It usually takes a few seconds for it to turn off, but if it's still on, don't push that release button! Here's an interesting one: don't ever use a magnet around your computer, the monitor or around a diskette (floppy disk). Magnets are bad news! Also, don't ever try to force a disk into its drive. If it doesn't fit, you may have it upside down or back

Happy Holidays
I want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season Happy New Year To all my family and friends. and to all on fubar. May this year be better than the last. i met this lady in here and we want a fubar marriage how do we go about doing that

Wiccan Grave
Wiccan Pentacles Grace Veterans’ Markers A WPR Feature Produced by Brian Bull 5/28/07 Wiccans have sparred with the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs in court for years, to have pentacles approved for fallen soldiers’ headstones. A settlement in late April has allowed the symbols – which some consider Satanic – to join nearly 40 other religious icons approved for markers. This past Memorial Day, Wiccans gathered to commemorate the first of several V-A approved markers, bearing the controversial symbol. Brian Bull reports on the Barneveld ceremony… Running time is 3:04 Listen to this story now using RealPlayer Wicca is an earth-based religion which some believers describe as "neo-pagan". Its principles and teachings are largely based on a reverence for nature and the elements of earth, water, fire, air, and the soul. The five-pointed star contained within a circle -- or pentacle -- is said to represent these elements. But Hollywood movies have shown the pen

Strange Facts
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable car

Dismayed By Illusion
One has imagination using it to distinquish what they desire... Only it's an illusion of one's fantacy... For when the truth steps to reality... We are dismayed by illusion of our souls desires.. You look hard, you look deap within your soul... You realize what you want wishing for one to fill the gap that keeps you searchin... You look to the universe, you ask for a gift, from the godds above... Within time the Godds answer your prayes, You hear the words, feel the emotion Only to lock up, from past fears... You bein who you are, clames up an closes the door... When you should push it open, to claim your shootin star... When all is said an done... All your left with is to be Dismayed by Illusion..

My Love
Love stalks me, wondering ever so near as to taunt me in ways that i can not perceive. Never before has it wasted its time on my worthless presence and yet now it finds me. She arouses questions which frustrates, yet gives hope to future events. A curse yet a joy that a person only receives once in their pathetic life times. I never believed that i could find someone that could bring me this joy while at the same time making me lose control of everything. With her i have no control what so ever....not matter what I try i know that i will be submissive. I worship her to no end, a slave to my heart. For it is my heart that is slave to her. I wonder if this is right or wrong. At times it makes no sense. I've know her for a small matter of time....yet it feels that we have been together all my life. Should i feel this way...love won't let me know....its like a knife that stabs the heart....yet it plugs the wound and keeps like drawing. She is the knife. Every tim

Drama
Man it is said how so many people take things so personal on here. Yea I am real and I tell it like it is. I come here to talk to certain peaple becuz they are cool and really nice. The drama kings and Queens need to delete themselves from my page. As far as have an actual serious relationship on fubar come on peaple this is internet GET REAL!!!!! Friendship is an actual thing that can happen but boyfriuend girlfriend get real. Possibly getting interested into meeting even but stop taking stuff so personal. I am always here for my friends and individuals who are real like flirt , countrygirl, mama rox,mistic angel, and a few others.... but if your not real like these peaple do not add me as a friend.......

Yuwie
1) Facebook makes over $8 million a MONTH from advertising alone. 2) Myspace makes almost $25 million. WE, the users, don't get any of this, even though WE are the ones making the pages, writing the blogs and uploading the pictures! There's a brand new social networking site called Yuwie, which actually pays it's members just to use it! You think Facebook has everything you need - That's fine! I love facebook, and only use Yuwie to make money. Simply join Yuwie with this link, http://r.yuwie.com/joestattoo and then you can do the same!

Settle
I am in a totally pissed off mood today so, I thought I would blog about it. I am the sweetest person in the world until I get crossed. Certain people are getting ready to make me cross that line to the Queen Bitch. I can go from nice to bitch in .8 seconds. It is getting to that point now that people are seriouly pissing me off. If it's games you want, it's game I can gave you. I can play the game better than what anyone thinks I can. So, bring your weak game on because I am waiting and so willing to play your game. The way I play the game, you want ever forget me. I play those games very well! Ladies, why do we always settle for Mr. Right Now instead of Mr. Right. It seems tha Mr. Right Now always breaks our hearts and we enjoy what's not good for us. Sometimes I think Mr. Right takes forever to come to us. The waiting for Mr. Right can get to you because you wonder is he out there or should you settle for Mr. Right Now. Waiting on Mr. Right can be the hardest thing to do. Because, y

Oh You Know
A little bit about me. I try to live for the day, I can't say that this always work, but I sure do try. I'm sometimes a little to blunt, and I don't think before I speak. Some people might think that this is part of my charm, others think I'm a bitch. Think what you will. I will drive for hours, just so I can clear my head. Small things, make me smile, like little gifts from friends just for no reason. I think that's about it for now. Thanks for reading my first blog :) Cheers! Andrea

Nsfw
i had 5 photos flaged as nsfw,now im not one to be a so and so and go marken stuff as nsfw or let alone get involved in any of the crap that go`s on in this joint but come on a pair of bloody footy boxers hasent anyone got better things to do then to make a person life misrable yeah i know i could and can re upload the pics but why the hell should i. NOW i see a lot of desplay pics showing bits and peices so tell me whats the diferance of a woman showing a little clivage to bearing all well its that showing clivage is that they are covered and bearing all well not so covered and wtf is the differance to a guy wearing no shirt or singlet to a chick been topless hell idk i give up and i guse this blog will be marked as well

Own Me?
Ok.. So, to be like all the cool kids around the Fu-Hood, I've decided to put myself up for AUCTION!!! SO! Pull yourselves together and lets get the BID'S rolling!! IF YOU WIN YOU WILL RECIEVE: 1 SALUTE, OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE SFW! FU-OWNED BY _______ FOR 1 MONTH! WEEKLEY BULLETIN PIMPOUT FOR 1 MONTH! YOUR LINK ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH! ALL PICS, ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS RATED! SOUND GOOD TO YOU? WELL THEN... GET THE BIDDING STARTED!!! FuBucks are what I'm looking for! I'm really looking for a SPOTLIGHTSomeday!! but make me an offer i can't refuse, and who knows! Click the link and send me a message!!!! Drunk1@ fubar

Some People
I can't stand people on here or anywhere really that are so full of themselves and think they are God's gift to the world. I recently was talking to my sister and some guy kept bothering her numerous times to rate his profile and pics. He thought he ws just the shit. Well she finally said whatever and rated him. She's an honest rater so she won't rate you a 10 if she doesn't feel ya deserve it. SO she gave him still a high score. She gave him a 9. WEll he flipped and said that was offensive and he deserved a 10 or 11. And then started going off on her and then blocked her. This guy is known for rating people ones if he doesnt get what he wants....Uh duh idiot rating people ones won't effect anything they still get points. But then this guy had the nerve to go to my page rate me a one and have his friend who was newer to this site take my pictures and name{old name} and create a fake profile. On top of that he put suposed fake naked pictures of me in this profile. I have never taken a n

My Poems
I write this letter because I don’t know what else to do. I’ve told you that I love you and you told me you loved me too. We both believe we have found our soul mates within each other. When our eyes connect our souls begin to dance with happiness. My heart is filled with completion because I have found you. I’m sure that there are some words to tell you how much you mean to me but at this moment all I can do is dream of you and I together forever all our lives. You told me once that you could see us growing old together sitting on the front porch swing. I think of that moment with every breath I take. Knowing that I have you; someone that every woman dreams of having. This man that makes me forget all my troubles and makes me feel like the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. You are my one and only. For there is no other to compare. What we have together no one else could share. I HAVE A FRIEND I have a friend who is perfect just like me She listens to all my shit No matter

I'm Back
I've been in the process of moving, so I haven't been returning rates, messages, comments, etc.. Will anyone who has sent me anything within the past week and a half please leave me a comment on this blog so I can play catch up. Thanks again for all of your support and kindness. And to all of you {{{KISSES}}} Love Ya Niki

A Naughty Lil Story
“THE MIRROR” CHAPTER 1: GETTING READY THE CANDLES ARE LIT, REFLECTING IN THE MIRROR, THE MUSIC IS PLAYING AND THE FIRE IS RAGING, IN HIS HEART AND THROUGHOUT HIS BODY AND SOUL. ALL THAT’S MISSING IS THE SEXIEST MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HE HAS EVER KNOW. HE HEARS HER OPENING THE DOOR AND HIS HEART ALMOST JUMPS OUT OF HIS CHEST (LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES WHENEVER SHE IS NEAR) IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT’S TO COME. HE MEETS HER AT THE DOOR WITH A BOUQUET OF ROSES THAT HE GROWS JUST FOR HER, AND TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND HOLDS HER AS TIGHT AS HE CAN. HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO VERY LONG AND HOPES SHE HAS TOO. HE TELLS HER HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT SHE’S HERE AND THAT THIS WILL BE A NIGHT THAT WILL LIVE IN HIS HEART AND SOUL FOR THE REST OFF HIS LIFE. CHAPTER 2 : THE BEGINNING HE LEADS HER TO THE ROOM THAT WILL BE THEIR EDEN FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, THE ONLY LIGHT COMING FROM THE TWO CANDLES AND HER BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE CAN HEAR HER HEART BEGINNING TO BEAT ALMOST AS LOUD AS HIS OWN AND

Sex
HEAVEN AWAITS She’s got the softest lips I’ve ever felt pressed against my body, as she slowly makes her way towards me. Slowly crawling over my naked warm body, her hair drapes over my face; she has the sweetest scent known to man, the scent of lust and passion over-whelms me. I feel weak and yet strong at the same time; I confused, I want to destroy her body, but start off as gentle as a lamb. I lay back and enjoy the moments as she stares deep within my eyes. I give her complete control as her teeth embrace my neck; I give out a slight moan. She starts to go back down my body leaving a trail of fingernails clawing over my chest gently fading into the night. She reaches her destination engulfing her favorite toy as sweat trails down the side of my face, racing down my neck deep within the sheets. I begin to speak in tongues as I reach for the heavens to help me in my quest only to make it half way there. These few minutes seem like an eternity of standing at heavens gates

Love
Love Is! Love is having you by my side And in my dreams, you're always there Love is knowing you're wherever I go Just like the skies You're everywhere Love is lying down at night And before I sleep Your face is the last thing I see When I wake to the early morning That happy face is there to greet me Love is knowing that truly You are the one I'd spend the rest of my life Love is knowing how wonderful it would be To live as husband and wife Love is knowing that in my heart That what we share is strong and true Love is so many things I know But most of all, I know love is you.

Heartache
A MILLION & ONE A million times you’ve always said you would love me forever. A million times you’ve promised me you’d always be there for me til end of time. Now you say it’s time to go and that love doesn’t live here anymore. Now you say you’re unhappy after a million smiles and a million sunrises in my arms. A millions times I’ve heard your voice whispering in my ears at night as if I’ve heard a million questions in my head. Now that I have all the answers; but I have no one to give me any questions. A billion tears have sent chills down my face as they flow down in the form of a waterfall. So many times I’ve questioned God and why he has taken you and your love away from me after so many years. I see you from time to time surrounded by walls of empty flesh; keeping me away from you as if I were a virus, plague or disease. I some times wish I had a million bullets; for what I don’t know at this point in time. I want to leave this place, this world, this galaxy caring m

Friends Read
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My beauty and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (see my salute album for an idea) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. I/We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send me the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on family are those who have done this,all others who want to join the family are expected to send a salute first. Sorry it has to be this way but we have had too many bad experiences as of late. BeautysBeast

Heartache Pt.2
Mornings To Come Morning comes and I awaken to an empty bed as I reach for you and you’re not in your place. Emptiness is the loudest cry my ears have ever heard. I get out of bed searching for the biggest sign of your presence; calling out your name over and over. I learn that silence can be the deepest of pains to ones heart and soul. I walk from room to room looking for your things to be in their usual place; I see nothings there. I feel blinded by the empty space that surrounds me. I don’t know what to do or say, I’m lost in the wilderness of my fears. I drowning in words too confused to come out of my mouth fearing the world of loneliness. You were everything to me and more; you’ve taken away the air that I breathe. Please give me back my fantasy; the courage that I need to live. All I’m feeling at this time is the purest of pain. I rush to the phone dialing home and you’re number echoes through my head time after time and you never answer. Tears begin to stream do

Kyredneck Aka Stefan Aka David Aka Loser
I did a sticky bulletin on this today but I'm blogging it too for further updates. No it's not drama, just truth. Women need to beware. He prays on the vulnerable. THIS IS TRUE...I KNOW THIS GUY AS WELL AND HAVE BEEN CONTACTED VIA EMAIL ALSO. HE HAS USED AND ABUSED WOMEN ON MYSPACE AND FUBAR AS WELL. AFTER I GOT SEVERAL EMAILS FOR A WOMAN HE GOT INVOLVED WITH I PERSONALLY LEFT HIM A MESSAGE ON HIS KYREDNECK FUBAR PAGE AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS DELETED. HE CONTACTED ME VIA YAHOO MESSENGER AND ASKED WHY I LEFT THAT. I PLAYED DUMB AND HE SAID THAT HE LEFT FUBAR BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LYING ABOUT HIM. YA. TELL ME ANOTHER ONE. THIS CHICK WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME OTHER PICTURES BUT HASN'T YET. THIS BULLETIN IS TRUE. I AM GOING TO STICKY IT. SORRY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY IN OKLAHOMA WITH THE ICE STORM AND BLACKOUT. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. 1-270-314-2618 IS HIS PHONE NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO CALL HIM TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND .... UNLESS HE CHANGED IT

Cat Scan Update!!!
So teh cancer is gone!!! I am don ewith CHemo!!! This was the best Christmas present I could have asked for !!!! What a great way to start the new year!!!WOOHOO!! Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers that were sent out...I appreciate them an know that they kept me going! Much Love, Tiffany HEY EVERYONE!!!! MY SCAN CAME BACK CLEAR!!!! HAHAHA!!! WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!! I am DONE with Chemo!!! YEAH ME! YEAH US!!!! I have a hernia so I will need surgery to repair that but it is an overnight thing...no biggie!!!! What a blessing this year has been and a growing experience! I feel so blessed to have my friends and family, and all the prayers that we have recieved... ....The blessings i have received are immeasurable...and this email would get quite long if I tried to mention all of them......But thank you to everyone that were parts of and contributed to them, and thank you for your prayers....my family can finally be more normal now than we have be

The Truth About Sex
Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural",

My Goddesses
Isis, Egyptian Goddess of Magic and Giver of Life Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers. Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them (an art form on which many of us would welcome a refresher course!) Isis taught her people the skills of reading and agriculture and was worshipped as the goddess of medicine and wisdom. More than any other of the ancient Egyptian goddesses, Isis embodied the characteristics of all the lesser goddesses that preceded her. Isis became the model on which future generations of female deities in othe

Movin
Ok, I'm heading out tonight for my road trip from Chicago to Seattle. Hopefully, mother nature will be kind to me and my car will make it without trouble. If any of my fu friends live along the route(I'm following the route recommended by Google maps) and would like to meet me, please let me know. Although I'll be on a tight schedule, I'd be happy to stop for a coffee or something. Of course there's also the chance I may be bedding down in your area(at the cheapest motel I can find), in which case I'd be up for grabbing a drink or something. Once again, let me know. My cell is 312.402.5161(there's a good chance I won't answer since I don't like to talk when I'm driving and typically don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize, but please leave a message and I'll call back as soon as I can. Happy festivus. Well, I can't stomach any more hardship out here in Chicago, so I've decided to make the move back to Seattle. I gave it a try and just couldn't make things work. T

Happiness
well i am goin to start off by saying hey to every one. i know its been a while since ive spoken. well there has been alot of crap that has been goin on here at home, with my dad and his situation getting worse and having to put up with his crap along with the illness tell you its starting to get to me. well to the reason i am writing this. last night i went to see the lights in McAdenville. i met a really good person to take a stroll through the lights and got to admitt i had one hell of a time. i never thought i would feel safe talkin and opening up to another girl. but last night i had no worries at all. dont think i have ever laughed and had as much fun. it really sucked when tina had to go home cause all i could do is think of her. think this is a beautiful start of something good for once in my life. ty tina for a great time last night hope we can get together soon and do it again hugs n kisses

Happy Hour!!!!
I've purchased a happy hour tonight at 11 pm central time everyone be sure to fan add rate crush all you can!!!!! thank you. I showed my love to all of you by cutting costs by half and doubling your rating points, be sure to show me the love back!!

Funnys
DIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in

It's Just A Joke!!!
4 GAY GUYS WERE IN A HOT TUB AND A CONDOM FLOATED TO THE TOP AND 1 OF THE GUYS SAID O.K. WHO FARTED ***THIS WAS A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO ME*** A Teacher asks, what body part goes to heaven first? The child answers legs cause my mother always has them in the air screaming oh god I'm cummin!!!

Harley Davidson Joke
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." -------------------- A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautif

A Candle Light
A prayer never said, or that promise never kept. A hand never offered to help, or a smile never offered in friendship. A hurt never forgiven, or a wound never healed. A kiss never asked for, or a hug never accepted. A love never pursued, or a dance never danced. A song never sung, or those words never spoken. A child never born, or a flower never allowed to bloom. A risk never taken, or a room you never come out from. A wall never climbed, or that path never taken. A child never knowing their Grandparents, or that card you never sent. A mercy never given, or a hate never left behind. A baby never suckled, or a tear never shed. Light that candle that sits so gloom and cold, bring a truth to your life before you are to old.

Lightness
An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you will feel their tender sweet loving touch and you will be fine, So what is an angel you may ask, They are all the earth's people just hiding behind a mask, For many angels walk all around, Walking real quiet without making a sound, They will be with you even when your life ends, As you have so man

Post
1. Through deserts of glass, And cities pummeled into so much trash, Where things crawl in new shapes, And odd vines choke the decrepit earth, I will find you and love you In the middle of a crater. I will love you on a bed of bones.

Bulletins
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal: 1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sist

Oral
Topic....Oral Sex. Ok things are going to warm up so pay attention.... He should start with kissing her tummy working his way to her thigh's then with your tongue start with long strokes nice and slow to the tip of your tongue - like your licking an ice-cream take your time and make sure to explore slowly drawl her lips into your mouth and tease them with your tongue. Then move to her c.l.i.t once again long strokes with your tongue then switch to the tip circle it then lightly flick it with the tip of your tongue every so often increase then pressure then pull back watch for her reactions closely. Next take her c.l.i.t into your mouth gently suck on it as you circle it all around over the top with your tongue. Now is where you can be a little playful she at this point should be getting closer and closer this is where you can pull back a little allow your warm breath envelope c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s - kiss her tummy slowly and passionately – allow her to anticipate what is co

New Business Venture
I'm working on taking my photography and trying to start my own business you can check out my webpage for it at J Keniston Photography or e-mail me at j_keniston_photography@yahoo.com or by phone at 207-478-5118 for more information who knows if it will end up going anywhere but i figured what the hell do i have to lose.

Joke
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there Anger management... When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd

New Cummer(???)
Shadows By Alex McKenzie Am I all that I am made up to be? Or am I merely a shadow you see. Is it what I do what makes me...me? Or is that just a I shadow I see. Will I grow evermore not unlike a tree? Or will I live in the shadows I see. Am I ever to be set free? Or am I surely a shadow to be............ Any Gray Day By Alex McKenzie The dawn of another day of gray, The sky the color of dead ash. The clouds an angry smear across the sky, Threatening the silence of the morning. Street lights casting a corona around themselves, As if protecting themselves from a darkness unending. Dull and lifeless does my soul feel, When gazing into this cold morning sky. My mood darkens as do the heavens above, The clouds ready to loose their fury. My emotions following the day ever changing, The same as in the swirling gray mass above me. The dawn of a new day of gray.......... One In A Million By Alex McKenzie Gently falling upon my upturned face,

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application Form The following questions are about yourself. Before I start with the questions, here's a little about myself. ************************************************************************ I'm 22, 6'2", 175lbs and muscular. I have a three and a half year old black lab mix named Shadow, I'm a smoker, but I don't drink. I like to take Shadow for long walks, sometimes 5-mile long walks. I currently have one tattoo on each shoulder blade, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful). I'm not one to cheat, but I will forgive some one who cheats on me once, they get a second chance, but no more. I'm a computer technician and automotive mechanic. Enough with myself, lets move onto you..... ************************************************************************ 1. What do you like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 2. What do you NOT like about

History Of Wicca /paganism
Ostara Pronounced: Oh-stare-ah Oh-STAR-a From the name of the Goddess Eostre and her celebration Eostara that takes place the first full moon after the Equinox Also called: Lady Day, Alban Eiler (Druidic), Eostara (Teutonic), Oestara, Eostra, Eos (Greek), Alban Eilir (Druidic), Spring Equinox, Vernal Equinox, Summer Finding (Asatru), Naw Ruz (Persian New Year), Alban Elfed, Festival of Trees, No Ruz, Ostra, Rites of Spring Ostara History Lore Traditions and Customs Date: On or around March 21 Once again, night and day stand in perfect balance, with the powers of light on the ascendancy. The God of Light now wins a victory over his twin, the god of darkness. Ostara is a fertility festival celebrating the birth of Spring and the reawakening of life from the Earth. At the moment of the Vernal Equinox night and day stand in perfect balance, with light on the increase The energies of Nature subtly shift from the sluggishness of Winter to the exuberant expansion of Sp

Why Im Here !
HI THERE HEADIN TO WORK NOW. SO, PLZ CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND RATE MY PICTURES AS WHEN I GET HOME I WILL RATE YOURS.....TY HEY FUBAR MEMBERS, IM DOING THIS BLOG TO LET EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT IM LEAVING FUBAR ONCE AND FOR ALL. I BEEN GOING THRU SOME HARD TIMES HERE, AND FEEL IN MY HEART THAT I NEED TO DO THIS. ALOT OF MY OTHER EMAIL ADDRESS MAY BE DELETED ALSO. LIKE YAHOO, HOTMAIL, AOL, AND MYSPACE. SOME OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW MY REASONS AND SOME OF YOU DONT KNOW IT. BUT, ITS TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON. I THANK ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO I MEET HERE OVER THE TIME I WAS HERE. AND I BLAME THE DUMBASS FOR PUTTIN ME IN THE SPOT FOR NOT MINDIN THERE OWN BUSSINESS. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. SO, MY LAST DAY WILL BE JULY 26, 2008. I HOPE YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELFS AND HAVE A BLESS TIME HERE. === 'OneSexyAssBiotch' wrote the following at '2008-07-02 11:35:47'.. > > > > > > > > rockstar instrumental ludacris kid rock r kelly > > > > > I am Makeing Morphs For Fu Bucks Shown Belo

Whats In My Heart Right Now
the moon is not out and everything is dark tonight not even the stars to light my way somehow it seems that my cavern of dreams has been washed away by the salty tides of my tears or the winds of my cries everything has just dissappeared and slipped away i never knew how much i needed the darkside of the moon to guide me to light my way even my two brightest stars have dimmed without the light of the moon we stand here at the edge of the shore staring accross the waters looking for some light on the other side of the ocean hoping that he is shining brightly i don't know how to shine without the light of the moon i don't know which way to turn without his light i have nothing so i will go back to my empty cavern of dreams the crator that was once my heart and sleep hoping that one day he will rise again and light our way let this be known that i will never

What I Write Lol
The softness of her lullaby, the calming touch he knows, the smile upon her lips, but still his heart just froze. he watches her from the doorway, as she rocks their baby to sleep, her hair down around her shoulders, he hears her say and my soul to keep. he knows she is already teaching their lil one a bedtime prayer, only the nightlight glows, it outlines her and the baby, her hand lovingly stroking the lil ones face her love shows. he sees the lil ones eyes fluttered and close, watches her hold the lil babe so tender, she kisses the babes forehead, he wonders who could of sent her. she lays the babe down, turns and sees him there, smiles just as she did as she looked upon the babys face, as she places in the crib the teddy bear. he walks to her wraps his arms around her, looks over her shoulder down at the sleeping lil one, kisses her neck and whispers, look what we have done. she smiles, and holds him tight, kisses his lips, both loo