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Other Night
I was to dominate them------I was dominatreux to them. I got to tell them what to tell them what to do to each other. Basically, I was training the wife on domination; so i didn't get pleasured at all during the session. I had to wait till I got home and pull some toys out. I pulled out my silver metal vibrator and dildo and played with them for four times---which was good I was satisfied six times--three times with each of them. Then I pulled out a chopping knife and i stuck it gently in my puss and began going in and out i cut my self a little but it wasn't anything major---the best fun is that i have this little taser like small item that sends out a little line across of light electricity---i used that on my tit when i was cumming with the knife was in me--it was so painful but so good at the same time. I was hurt but i had a good night playing with myself. I'm glad I only watched when I was dominating because I got to have a very fun night with some toys afterwards. Do

Contests For Friends
The contest is almost over. if you can help out I'd appreciate it. Shes not far off from first place. Please help my friend LadyofNY win her first contest by Rating her Salute pic or posting some comments. Thanks!!

Levelers
Please add one another. You dont have to add to your family list unless you want to. But it would be nice. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar åñgèlèýè$65101(member of royalty levelers)@ fubar ~~WVPRINCESS~~ CLUB~ F.A.R.~~MEMBER OF ROYALTY LEVELERS****@ fubar the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~@ fubar

Buy My Mixtape....or At Least Listen 2 It.
DJ BENZ MIX A MILLI (NEW YORK REMIX) RED CAFE, FABOLOUS, LIL MAMA, JADAKISS only to DA FIRST LOUNGE......N GET ME A VIP LOL U WANT IT? NAME UR PRICE. 1ST COME, 1ST SERVED. GET @ ME DJ BENZ Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com my best mixxes this year from me. 4 you. Happy New Year comin soon.... was gonna b a bulletin but....fubar said it was nsfw.....how????. music from: Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Beyonce and exclusives from Bobby Valentino, Keshia Chante, T-Pain, Rihanna and....... jus get it ok? lol

Another Friday Night....
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????

Laci Raine.. My Doxie
When I saw Laci today it was amazing! She was so happy to see me and I loved holding her! Gosh have I missed her in the 24 hours she has been away. Thursday when the Doc examined her, she just had a tiny bit of feeling in her left leg.. outer toe. Today when he checked again.. He squeezed her little toes and she yanked away and turned and looked at him! I was so happy to see that!! She is getting some feeling back! I am to do some physical therapy exercises with her every day and continue to give her medication, and with any luck... my babygirl just may walk again. I know it will take time.. it won't happen over night. But her vet and I are hopeful that it could happen. I am very thankful she was so spunky today, just like herself.. only her back legs & bladder aren't working well but getting the feeling back is WONDERFUL news! It will take alot of hard work & patience but I will take good care of my girl. I can't wait to bring her home! I uploaded 4 new pics of our visit today,

My Life
There's this guy I like (he knows who he is) and I thought he liked me, but now I'm starting to wonder. I talked to him every day for a long time, usually at 5:30 in the morning while he was getting ready for work. There were certain things he would say or do every time I talked to him that kinda gave me the feeling he wanted to be with me, but last night I sent him an email telling him how I felt and he replied saying he just wanted to be friends. I was completely crushed when I read it, and just wanted to cry. Then I get on here and look at his blog. When I do I find this: i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is that you make me happy and i wil

Movie Reviews
ok number one if your a fanatic animal lover and a parent who gets FREAKED out easily do NOT watch this movie, now for the ones of us who like to watch those movies full of blood guts n gore, by all means go spend the 10 $ @ the movie theater, and make sure to get some popcorn while your at it and unfortunatly its a love story in disguies but i still say go watch it the movie keeps u on your feet for the entire show, never skips a beat, shadows here people getting snatched there, and the muffin muncher, my personal fav, lol im sure some of yall are like WTF is a muffin muncher, well unless you see the movie youll never know thats my opinion gimmie ur comments if you seen it and or if your gonna go see it

My Blogs
I breath today as I did my first day, uncertain of where my exhale will settle and stay. I'm unsure of the risk my ongoing rough breath will display. I feer to show my fear, I'm angry at my hate. I cry to the sadness of each breath I need to embrace. I tremble for the chuckle of each windful escape with every beat of my heart as it strives to brake. NO!!! No I say. I want to breathe and chuckle to happier days. Yet i still sigh with an on going pain. Why Oh Mighty God, why must i disgrace all I breath today as I did my my first day with hesitant ambition yet I still pray. I curse the first breath given each one on each day. Will I curse and curse this painful breath I need to embrace and keep sighing and crying hating and denying the sweet breath you give me each day? YES!! Yes I want to breath as my first day. I know my breath is the wind that can clear my way. I breath today as I did my first day hoping for an exhale that my soul will save when i was in my d

Sumbit@h
An extremely rich Texas gentleman decided that he wanted to throw a party and invted all of his friends and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, (The only Black man in the neighborhood.) He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced "I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every- one turned around and saw Leroy jump in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gat

Excited
Well just in case you didn't know. I am going to be a mommy. I only have 3 more weeks left till my due date. After being on bedrest for 7 weeks, I'm finally able to get out. It has been a long road but I am almost done. Can't wait to see my little one. So today was a good day. I had a pretty good interview with Extraco (fingers crossed), got the checks(4)for the vacations hours I had at my old job and I won concert tickets. I actually won something. Me. I never win anything. I'm going to see Gym Class Heroes, Plain White T's and Fall Out Boy live in concert! Whoo hoo! I can't wait. As bad as it is to say, I haven't been to a concert since Vanilla Ice lol. I guess it's about time to update my concert viewing. LOL Will update you all on Wednesday. Yea!

I Entered A Contest, Help Me?
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST thu November 5, 2007 6pm PST each rate is worth 5 points & each comment is worth 1 point.. When the contest starts. will you come help me out? thanks, Mandy scsweetie

Michael Hutchence 10 Year Memorial Tribute
I cannot believe that almost 10 years is gone by.Such a magnetic,Charming and dynamically explosive presence on stage,He is still missed so deeply by so many,and alot of us "old fans" will always consider him the one and only true lead singer of INXS.If you listen to the video below it says it all! ~Missin You Hutch~

One Best Friend!!
IT'S HARD TO FIND A FRIEND WHO'S SO CUTE, HONEST, LOVING, GENEROUS, SUPER INTELLIGENT, SWEET, SEXY, N SO FREAKIN HOT!!!! SOOOOO, UMM, DON'T LOSE ME!!!! I have the most colorful friend! She comes with the craziest stuff. However if your one to blush easy she's not one you may be able to handle. But shes my best friend, and the best entertainment that my could buy!!! Anyone have a friend like her?

Psycho Chicks
Okay, long story but funny....try and keep up! 1.) One night I am out and about. A buddy of mine is like, "hey, call this girl, she won't answer when I call her." I am like, "ok." She doesn't answer. Didn't call back, didn't push the issue just told him she didn't answer. 2.) The next week, like 5 days later, I get a phone call from some wierd 360 number. Washington huh? I usually have people's names entered in my phone from Washington. "Hello," I say. "Who is this," says a female voice. Instantly, I am like, "Who the hell are you? You called me!" She says her name and I totally draw a blank. Then it hits me. It's that girl my buddy asked me to call like almost a week ago! I tell her who I am and that my buddy, whom she knows, wanted me to call her for him. She's gets it and that is the end of that conversation. I barely remember her but from what I did remember, she was extremely rude, hence I didn't stick around to listen to her anymore. I hung up. 3.) L

My Life
It has been brought to my attention that I have not put up a blog in some time now. Suggestions have indicated that I should pick up the pace on my story telling! Now, if you're new to the game, don't worry most of my blogs are true and spot on....:) I will begin by quoting the main source of my newly posted piece of art, "What's up? Too busy hanging drapes and shopping at B,B,and B to write it out? I know your life isn't boring so don't play the nothings going on card. I was thinking how interesting it is to have a friend that spends his time partying in limos, chilling in VIP and luxuriating in his bachelor pad. Just hope the high life doesn't change you." And now I will address the previous statement... Okay, I surely don't party in limos enough to really to claim it on my taxes, but there have been some moments inside a limo that I only talk about if you have a valid security clearance and the "need to know!" I have to thank Nigel for making moments such as those possible

When People Go To Far On Here!
I think it's going way to far when someone starts to leave nasty comments about ones kids...all b/c of an ex..I'm sorry but leave the kids out of it, they're not to blame for hatred you may have for the adult.. It's very childish & going way overboard when someone stoops so low as to leave nasty comments about an innocent child!! I couldn't believe that this had actually happened until a good friend of mine deleted their profile because of this..When is enough enough?? Personally I think they should have said something about it & the other accounts should have been deleted but I think they did what they felt best for their kids. I just can't believe that someone would stoop so low, yeah I'm a bit naive you could say, this is 2007 & we have some f#$cking crazy ass people in this world but damn if you don't like someone fine leave comments about them not the kids that's BS!!

Not Looking For Love - Just Having Some Fun
I'm not looking for love on the internet. I'm just here cause I'm bored and want to meet some new friends to chat with and maybe play some pool with. Too many wierdos out there and not enough normal people.

The Onliest Blog You Must Read!!!
Hello everyone..I expect you all to read this as it will be the basis of all future communication with me. I have reached the end of my rope..and I am a FRAYED KNOT :) So here it goes... *If you are added to my page you have access to anything I post as a friend. This does not entitle you to sexual conversations with me. I am not here to get you off...nor am I here to get off via FUBAR. *I do not fan..unless I feel compelled to...you actually need to impress me GO FIGURE *I may appear online for long periods of time..but that doesn't always mean I am here. *I DO NOT like being ignored. If I attempt to communicate with you and am ignored you will find yourself on the block list. I am done being nice...I have no desire to be treated like shit because you A. Don't think I deserve a response B. Think I am not smart enough to know you are online C. Just really don't give a damn about me or my feelings! *I will also block you if you are annoying..I have two children for that...I don't n

Morphs
I now have a morphing program, so if ya need a morph just ask.. I would be happy to try and make ya one. I am new to the whole morphing thing, but I would be more than willing to make one if ya dont care if it is exactly perfect. Just pick out the two pics and email them to me here on fubar, please dont ask me to pick whatever for you, I don't have time to look at things and pick one for you. Once I receive the pics, I will let ya know if I think they will work out ok and I will get to work. Again, I am not a morph expert or king by any means! I AM A NOVICE morpher but I really enjoy doing it and would be happy to make ya something. I have found out that it helps a ton if the pics are similar in size and position to make the morph look the best. When I finish with them I put them in my morphs I made folder for you to rate, comment, and rip. So just Shoutbox me if ya see me online and want one! lol....

Poetry
An All-American Bluesville Boy His touch was a winner's he'd launch pig- skin carrier pigeons for six points roll a curve off the table for a strike moonwalk for a fingertip hoop his touch was a touch too good for class, gave him professional ambitions made him Wal-Mart's first pick in the bag boy draft Little kids are a lot like Jesus, they often die of sins not their own; like the ones who die in Bluesville praying: "Father God, please save us cause Momma's gone" It's not them who fail to pay the heat, leaving out the house with the oven on; and they're not out there on their feet, hustling Disciples' blessings to carry on Maybe they die to save the mothers who walk cracked pavements on Friday nights trying to gather a little income with the only training street messiahs let them have Mercy be to little children who who often die of sins not their own Sometimes they suffer sacrifice of life, to

Hunter S Thompson Quotes
A word to the wise is infuriating. Hunter S. Thompson America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson Call on God, but row away from the rocks. Hunter S. Thompson For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. Hunter S. Thompson Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Hunter S. Thompson I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. Hunter S. Thompson I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanit

Other Stuff
The site made it where we can Re rate all our friends... My issue is that my Vip runs out in a few days and there is no way I can re rate everyone an 11 before that happens... I've had a VIP for over a year and there are some personal reasons why I can't renew my VIP, like feeding my kids. So please don't take offense if I rate you a 10. If I had the ability to rate everyone an 11 I would. Thanks for understanding judy Blasts, Blings Tickers & Things... We all seem to want these things yet sometimes they seem very unattainable... So how about an easy way to earn maybe not all of them but some of them... Join an Add, Fan, and Rate train that pays you back... The idea running through my mind is that a few of us start a train and as new people join they give the little gifts... Happy hours are expensive and with the economy the way it is well I'm a single mom and can't afford 1 for myself let alone to give as a gift for someone else... yet there are

Costco And Drug Costs
COSTCO, read this Let's hear it for Costco!! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs The woman that signed below is a Budget Analyst out of federal Washington , DC offices. Did you ever wonder how much it costs a drug company for the active ingredient in prescription medications? Some people think it must cost a lot, since many drugs sell for more than $2.00 per tablet. We did a search of offshore chemical synthesizers that supply the active ingredients found in drugs approved by the FDA As we have revealed in past issues of Life Extension, a significant percentage of drugs sold in the United States contain active ingredients made in other countries. In our independent investigation of how much profit drug companies really make, we obtained the actual price of active ingredients used in some of the most popular drugs sold in America. The data below speaks for itself. Celebrex: 100 mg Consumer price (100 tablets): $13

9/11
NIST IMPLICITLY ADMITS: WTC TOWERS DESTROYED IN CONTROLLED DEMOLITION By Kevin Barrett http://www.mujca.com [Note: I will be speaking with Kevin Ryan, a leading expert on the NIST cover-up, at the Peoria Public Library at 2 pm this Saturday, 10/20/07, 107 N.E. Monroe St., Peoria, IL 61602] Re: http://www.911blogger.com/node/12002 In an amazing about-face, the National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST) has implicitly admitted that its 10,000-page report on the destruction of the Twin Towers is a fraud, and that the buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition. In its recent reply to family members Bill Doyle and Bob McIlvaine, scientists Steven Jones and Kevin Ryan, architect Richard Gage and the group Scholars for 9/11 Truth and Justice, NIST states: "We are unable to provide a full explanation of the total collapse." Thus NIST euphemistically admits that its 10,000-page report on the Towers does not even pretend to provide any explanation whatsoe

Pet Contest
Hi my friends my dog Nibbles is in a contest for the cutest dog on fubar..please come by and show her some luv..help her win this contest..be lots of licks in it for everyone that helps:)LOL My friend Mark is running this contestMark11779@ fubarhere is the link to his page..show him and his lovely fubar wife some luv..go to his page read blog about rules.Start time is Monday..Nibbles is thanking everyone in advance for your help!!Thanks,Tammy aka Fantasia:)

So Long And Goodnight...
Well,it's Tuesday night,as I promised I have come to a decision.I went and saw my brother and had a long talk with him.He gave me a lot to think about as he usually does.I think the best thing he said to me was a saying I've been repeating in my head since he said it. "I'd rather you hate me for who I am than love me for who I'm not." And it's true.Ive spent so much time trying to be loved for who I'm not than who I am.It wasnt til he said that to me that it all made sense.Ive tried so hard to find someone to be with and have a connection with.It's no longer about sex.I just wanted someone to be there for me when I needed them,to hold me after a bad night at work,to call me and say they miss me.I've been trying so damn hard to find someone I forgot who I am.The real me and it's very sad to realize that.I dont have confidence in myself,guess thats why I dont feel good enough for any guy.Or better yet,I dont think I'm pretty enough or thin enough.It's not that,its the fact I dont have c

Salvador Dali Quotes
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. Salvador Dali Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making. Salvador Dali Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid. Salvador Dali Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. Salvador Dali Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. Salvador Dali I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait. Salvador Dali I don't do drugs. I am drugs. Salvador Dali I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous. Salvador D

Naughty Enough?
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO ME...lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?

Self Worth
A popular speaker started off his lecture by holding up a $20 bill. In the room teeming with people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who now wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he continued, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the floor and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you

" For My Kage Oh Yea "
" BABY I WOULD ONLY LEAVE MY HAT ON MMMMMM HMMMM " imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos " I LOVE YOU WITH MY HEART MIND BODY SOUL " " HAPPY SWEETEST DAY " I LOVE YOU CHERIE YOUR BABYDOLL ALWAYS & FOREVER

Here Goes Nuthin
ok this is wierd my ex invited me here, and this is not really my thing but i thought uh what the hell why not, but just to warn you i am in college and i won't have time for this next week but after that i will because one of my classes was a half semester course, but a little more about me i guess i am 28 yrs old happily single with a beautiful daughter, she is 5, she has the biggest brown eyes you've ever seen and she can sucker my dad with the batting of her eyelashes! i am in to politics and geology, i've been studdying watergate on my own time because i have no life! rofl ooh ooh i'm just dieing to tell, I PASSED ALL MY FIRST TESTS! got mid terms comeing up and i am trying to transfer to sam houston state university and adding political science classes, i guess i hope that somehow i can get in to politics, wish me luck!

Just Me
I have decided to run my first Auto 11 this Thursday afternoon 7pm fu time. Please be there to show love! By Matchbox 20, cannot claim this for my own but it speaks to me: If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will

Finally Getting My Life Straight
Ever since my daughter and I moved back to GA, I never thought that I could get my life back. I have. My soon-to-be ex husband and his family brought me nothing but trouble. They treated me like shit and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But finally I'm getting my life back. I've met a wonderful man named Kevin and he's one of the most sweetest guys. He also likes spending time with my daughter, which is a major plus for me. And you know what? I just found out recently that my soon-to-be ex husband has been cheating on me with some girl. I just hopes that she finds out quicker that him and his family can be total assholes. Good luck to them.

Interesting Letter...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You'r

The Things We Do...
FUNNY WHAT WE DO TO ATTRACT THE OTHER (OR SAME) SEX. IT'S CUTE TO WATCH SOMEONE WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SO ON... THIS FOR MY FRIEND, WHOM GAVE ME GREAT ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING HER FLIRT...AHHH, MY MUNCHKIN TARD. LOL LOL LOL

To All That Wants To Help Out
These angels need your help please show them some love in there giveaways pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!! sycho needs alittle over 17000 to finish for her 1 year vip show some love sassy is in a giveaway for a 1 month vip and need over 13000 to finish show some love lutin is in a giveaway for 2 1 year vips and is alittle over 70000 to get it show some love please evonne and tismom05 is in a giveaway for a 1 year vip, 1 hh, 30 day blast and ticker pack and has alittle over 57000 comments left show some love Although I can't show everyone the support like I would like to do if you all could drop a few on each one I would appreciate so much thankyou ronja!!! mwahz

Trade 11's ~4 Ur Help
JUST A CLICK AWAY.........MERRY CHRISTMAS A LITTLE HELP OUT PLEASE here is the link i need comments click it ill buy you a pimmping gift if you drop 200 comment get with me when ur done pleas and thank you help out this sexy girl go here please !! help

Not Mine
Those quiet days of Yore Where have those quiet days of yesterday gone? Lost in the shuffle and bustle of today.. I am caught in the crosswinds, blown far from known waters. Where is the eye of the hurricane? That quiet point where all is still..... Somewhere In the middle as I recall. Is that all? No there's more... A dull roar.... Clashing and crashing the walls come down.. I have no fear of the things others hold dear. Things that seem so important and so dire.. I care only because I desire to be gentle. As I shatter the Illusions they cling to like life itself.. Why do I discard what I have known so easily while others only let slip a little peice at a time? Because after being shattered one or twice it becomes simple.. Easier to let go of what one never had for long.... Fragile is what describes it best.... Such a word......to mean so much...apply to so many things and moments. Existence hangs on a thread.. Trouble

How To Speak British Without Making An Arse Of Yourself
I was chatting up this lass. (British slang for flirting with a chick.) She was telling me how different her country's slang is from our American slang. For instance, at work, she had to make a phone call to a man. She tells her boss, "I'm sorry, but he's engaged." This lead to some confusion. "Engaged" just means that the man wasn't picking up the phone because he was on the other line. His phone line is engaged. Weird! Here are some other wacky British slang terms: * “To knock you up” means to wake you up by knocking on the door. * To "diddle" means to cheat someone. * A "fag" is a cigarette. * When the British are surprised or shocked they exclaim, "Blow me!" * "Slap and tickle" means having sex. * And courage is "a lotta bottle." From drinking alcohol from a bottle. * And to them a real jerk is called a "wanker." I can imagine a conversation at the front desk of a bed and breakfast in England: CLERK: Tomorrow morning, would you like me to

Charles
I can't really deny it anymore babe. I really really want to more than anything be able to deny your death and believe it and know it's not true. I waited for that call, that call that never came. That call that would have put a few pieces of my heart back together. It never came, and it never will. I don't understand why. So many why's. And I know some blame is on my head, I accept that. I just wish other people would so I can talk to them about it without hearing "No no no, it's not your fault." It's got to be someones fault and I'm the one who left you. I'm the one that gave you no reason to stay in MI. Before we started dating you were looking into the ARMY, but you stopped because of me. After I broke up with you though you went right back to the ARMY and joined. If I would have never met you, you would have been there sooner (or not at all) and not been on the road where that bomb was; or if I took you back you would have stayed here with me. Your words are echoing

Gripin', Bitchin', And Moanin'
The following was received from a "member" who never really was a member, so I am using this as an opportunity to clarify a few things. Posted on bulletin board October 19, 2007 "i am tyered of people in conest asking me to help them and then i do of course but they want me in a group but whats the use of a group if u help them and umm get no help back no sence to it to help them i don't wanna be in a group any more they suck" My response to the bulletin: "Well did it occur to you let the group know you were entered into a contest??? Were you all ready entered into a contest before you joined a group?? Did you do everything that was required of said group- rating fanning etc?? Did you add the groups name to your profile?? Did you join multiple groups at the same time?? Did you comment bomb to "maxx out" on anyone else in the group??? Did you post a bulletin or a blog letting your friends know??? Did you absolutely max out every comment, everyday??? Did you personally co

This Is My Life...
I am a single mother of 2 children. I am looking for someone to spend what little extra time that I have with. I'm sick of all the bull with trying to go out to meet people. Just looking for someone to treat me good, respect me, and will put that dang toilet seat down! lol. It would also be nice to bring me roses and possibly cook dinner at least once in a while... lol. I know that's pushing it, but at least the roses would be nice... lol. We're both adults here so why play games? Let's call a spade a spade. So man to woman, tell me what you think... I am a real woman and not a door mat for you. I have never been married. I'm not really sure what it is that I'm looking for. I have just about giving up hope that there is someone out there for me. So with that said... I figured that I would go with something like this... By chance... The next best thing happens to read this (ok, a great guy willing to treat me good and my children) (The best thing in life right now is my children, so h

Love
omg im in love with jason he is wonderful. i cant wait to marry him and have kids with him. i love u so much baby im really like this guy but he is older than me. i really think he is great and he likes me to but i also have a girlfriend and i dont want to hurt her. this guy has been wonderful to me since we meet im not sure what to do. someone help me!

Apology
I just wanted to let everyone know something. I have been talking to a few women on here. One I developed real feelings for, but she was far away. I wasn't 100% honest with her. I met someone else on here and met in person. I develope strong feelings for her as well. They now both hate my guts and I fully understand why. I don't blame them for that. You what it's worth, I know I'm an asshole so please keep those comments to yourself. I am a married guy that is very miserible. I am looking to leave and find someone that can respect me. But how can I do that if I cannot be honest to those who mean a lot to me. I just want to apologize to them, publicly and take whatever abuse I will get. I am very sorry for hurting you, lying to you, and hiding. When I said how I felt though, I meant that. I can only hope that one day you can find it in your heart to really forgive me. Goodbye to you. I didn't mention your names. I didn't think that would be right. Anyway I humbly apologize.

Diary Of A Mad Man
Weeks after the last battle Rede hears whispers of the missing lycan leader. Whispers and rumors that lead him to a seedy bar on the bad side of town. Metal music thumped, the pulsating lights uncomfortable to Rede's sensative eyes as he searched the crowd for signs of the cornhole. He had escaped once, he would not again. Out of the corner of his eye, Rede saw his prey hunched down at a table in the back of the bar. He was making his way quickly toward the back when the coward ran down a hallway and out a back door. While the lycan ran Rede flew to the rooftops to follow him. By jumping rooftop to rooftop the coward was finally cornered in a dark alley on a silent back street.. Rede jumped down now that he has prey trapped in a back alley. Slowly Rede walked toward the cowardly thing. "You have eluded me long enough you spineless jelly fish. Flee and let your clan die while you are free to live on. How pathetic. You die here. No more running. Stand and meet your destiny

Help Her Out
he is far behind please help him out thank you! rates and comments she needs all your comments ~~~~comment bomb her and tismom05 will give u a pimpen gift she is a good friend of mine can u drop her sum fubar love

Wtf....
what the hell, i post a mumm about commitment vs a benificial buddy and i got some great responses and input and some how it got flagged and i got burned and now i'm banned from the mumms what gives.... what ever happened to freedom of speech and expression not to mention this site is for adults and the mumm title was clear enough even w/o the nsfw written next to it and thats irrelevant since it shouldn't of needed it in the first place... and i only marked this nsfw so i can't get bitched at for this one either.... this ever happen to anyone else??

Lets Make Him Godfather Good Friends
LETS GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO '$r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~' HE IS ALWAYS HELP PEEPS OUT AND HE IS THE GREATEST FRIEND TO HAVE MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM DJ BABY BOY SENT YOU HE HAS 1,847,980 TO GO $r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~@ fubar

Dreams Do Come True!!!!!!
you know how when you're a little girl you always dream of meeting you're knight in shinning armor? well that dream has finely come true for me..happy as a tornado in a trailer park!!!!!!:D:D

Do The Eyes Really Have It?
I look in the mirror and I see hazel eyes. Eyes that change color with my moods. If they are blight blue, I am content. If they are green, depending on which shade, either means come here or get the hell away from me. I have always believed the eyes to be the window to the soul. I can usually tell alot about a person, just by the way they look at me and other people. I look at your eyes when you walk toward me, and that is the first thing I will look at. If you can't look me in the eye and talk to me, don't bother to talk to me. I believe in eye contact, so that I can see what you are seeing. So, I guess with me, the eyes really do have it. Hmmm...what do you see?

Taking A Break
I'll be back after i take a little break from here. I just need to re-group, get my head back on straight and make myself realize that this place is fantasy island, a place to get away to not to hang out in all day. If you need to contact me im at getaloan05@yahoo.com... I'll check it now and then... The Legend...

Some Help For My Wife Please.
Two AMAZING people are celebrating their 21st Wedding Anniversary! We all know how completely special this is these days. So, please go wish them much fu love on this special day! You'll be glad you did. They are fantastic people and even better friends. Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World weldingangel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Space Hottie )@ fubar terryljohn-ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.-@ fubar With Much Love: ~PebblesinAZ~Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! Bite em both! BWAHAHA! Co-Founder of THE FREAK SHOW!@ fubar

Pondering....
So, I am tired, working way to much I know. Time seems to be dragging not passing quicker. Days go by slow. People getting weirder. Work was tough the last few days. 2 domestic assaults, gang fights, todays, we found out after the police got there, they had automatic weapons in their truck. An assault on a juvenile child, simply over a gang initiation. Auto burglaries, 3 in two days. So, makes me wonder how tomorrow is going to be. I have a feeling its just beginning, and thats not good :( But yet I keep going. I keep thinking how much my girls need me to keep going. Makes it all worth it, doesnt it? So, Working alot, taking time for my family. Friends are awesome and have been very supportive. My daughter who just came home, is finding a place and moving out. She needs to be allowed to grow up huh? Even if I dont want her to go, she has to and I know that. Samantha will be going as well by year end. I will prolly have my grandson till she gets to NC and gets settled, finds work, then

Kingdom Of Dolphins
color="white" size="2" Are you in a contest? Giveaway? Maybe you just need help to level. Have you asked your friends/family and or fans? Maybe even people you didn't know so well? To help you out, Either you go "no i'm sorry i can't" or "no" or maybe even a "yes" but, never showed up to help you? Well that is why I made this family. I got tired of the same things you have gone through. Others out there are just like us. So we all should get together and help each other. This isn't to take place of any other family/bombing crews out there. This is just friendly people helping one another out. So if your interested click the photo below, read the rules if you agree then join us. we are here to help you we will back you up 100% all we ask is that you put our name in yours that there is NO Drama Click The Pic To See Family Profile WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF DOLPHINS ~RULES~ (1)NO DRAMA (2)NO BASHING (3)MUST HELP EVERYONE IN THE KOD (4)You are allowed to help others,

Happy Sweetest Day
hey come party with me at kandi's place and vote for me NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we

I Want To Host A Contest
subject: who wants a million dollar mansion Hi friends I am hosting my 1st contest starting as soon as I have atleast 10 willing and able contestents in. You can use any picture you want as long as its not x-rated Whomever gathers the most votes on whatever picture you choose to enter on the 10th day will recieve: 1st place - Million Dollar Mansion 2nd place - a motorcycle 3rd place - A Tropical Vacation I need at least 10 people to start this contest so yall contact me ASAP so we can get this contest started lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar Hi friends , ok, I want to host my first fubar contest here. It will be for the most points wins , I want to run it for 10 days . Its a big pimpin gift contest ....1st place wins a million dollar mansion, 2nd place wins a yatcht , 3rd place wins a tropical vacation. I need at least 10 people to start the contest so yall contact me and let me know if your inter

Poems That I Wrote
This is written for my sweet and wonderful boyfriend. I love you baby! 5/15/08 Is This Love By Carlene M. Hay When you smile, I desire to go the extra mile, When you speak, I just go weak, When you breath in my ear, I loose all the fear, When you hold me in your arms, I fall for your sweet charms, I love when you are near me, It's as if my soul is set free, I never want this feeling to end, It's as if you God did send, I prayed for someone like you, I had no clue on what to do, From the moment you said hi, My heart let out a sigh, I often wonder if it's a dream, That I will wake up and let out a scream, When we're together, I wish it was forever, When you have to leave, My heart for you does grieve, You make me feel good, The way I should, You are spoiling me, The way it should be, You know how to hit the right spot, Which makes me like you a lot, My body doesn't know what to do, Its desire is for you, Oh these feelings in me, Could it be lust,

Couldn't Sleep
Several nights ago I couldn't sleep. Most people say that dreams don't mean anything. I don't believe that. I just wish I could figure out what they mean. This song ran through my head all night long. I just wish I knew why. Seether Truth If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive? Though I'm closer to wrong I'm no further from right And now I'm, convinced on the inside that something's wrong with me Convinced on the inside, you're so much more than me, yeah No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie But I'm trying to keep my intentions disguised And now I'm, deprived of my conscience and something's got to give Deprived of my conscience, this all belongs to me, yeah I'm beaten down again, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you I'm weaker now my friend, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you The deception you show is your own parasite Just a word of advice you can heed if you like And now I'm, convinced on th

Musings
The universe is full of endless possibilities and the mind is the most complex, capable, and wonderful creation in the universe… or accident in the universe, if you prefer. Our mind is where we gain knowledge and knowledge is power. We can have power over our own life and other people. I’m not speaking of mind over matter, which , by the way, I do believe in, to a point… and I'm not talking about becoming a world leader. What I’m talking about here is having power over people though words, body language, and setting up situations. I know this sounds like a bunch of shit, but whatever…lol… I’m posting it anyway. I got most of it out of a couple books and a show called the Pickup Artist. You may be thinking you don't want power that requires strategy or deception of any kind. If you think about it, we are all manipulators to some extent. In many situations we don't fully divulge our intent or we would blow it; or we don't don't tell 100% of the truth so we don't hu

She Needs Help
urs truly (a member of spirit bombers) needs some comments for the contest she is in.follow the link and please help her out http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=3736251426

Need Help In Contest
FRIEND PLEASE COME HELP THIS FRIEND OF MINE WIN A CONTEST. COME BY AND LEAVE 50-100 A DAY OR COME AND MAX OUT YOUR COMMENTS. ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET POINTS TO LEVEL UP. ALSO A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

While You Where Here
Somedays I just want to be a missing person. You know that face on the milk carton? You feel bad for their family and hope they are alright but you don't get up and go looking for them. While you where here with me my love for you did stay, even since you have gone away I still love you just the same. My feelings for you jsut wont die, I wish I was yours and you where still mine. Oh don't you worry dear, I wont be left behind, I will haunt your heart and wipe your tears each and every time you cry.

Update For 10/20
going very well link #1 as of 8pm has 5495 comments and link #2 has 1883 for a total so far of 7378 keep up the good work everyone, i thank all of you that have helped me out today :D here are the pic links again #1 link #2 keep the votes comming!!! i know you are all dying to see a cat up there durring a happy hour :D

Venting Part 3
Well I am taking a break from Fubar cus of personal reasons. I am also turning off my shoutbox. If you need me just message me on there or hit me up at highcide@yahoo.com I am turning the messenger off so just email me. It saddens me when I see a fun MuMM and I can't comment on it cus I am not on their friends list. How the hell is this jew gonna make his presence on the MuMMs if everyone makes their MuMMs friends only? Seriously it makes me cry. Not really but still. I can't MuMM whore if I can't make my presence known.

Quiz Results
Seven deadly sinscreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Wrath Wrath 88%Lust 81%Sloth 56%Envy 6%Greed 6%Gluttony 0%Pride 0% You Are Not Prissy You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when li

Happy Birthday To Me
Even though my birthday is next week, I celebrated with my family today. My grandmother gave me her engagement ring tonight. I was completely in shock. We talked and she explained that she wanted me to have it so that I always have a piece of her with me always because she lives a few states away and in case she "checks out". Talk about an emotional celebration. It got me to thinking about life and love. Life is so short and time with family is never long enough. I hope that I'm able to show and express my love to all of my friends and family. I hope that when I go no one ever wonders how I felt about them. So to all of my friends, I love you and hope that life is treating you well.

All About Me
i need a man, not a fake. a real good man n ill put my life at stake.. if he treats me right, ill do him good. but if he hurts me ill kick him to da curb ill love my man for all he is but if he hits me hes nuthin but a bitch.... tell me is it you can you treat me how i want... i really hope so im tired of bein hurt... so please just caress me and hold me thru the night if i wake up, assure me im alright tell you love me, and that youll never leave and please remember your heart is all i need i dont need flowers i dont need candy. i dont need money or anything fancy. just love me for who i am and dont forget my daughter for she is part of me now and forever after.

Angelic Pleasures
HEY YALL IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME AND MY BEST FRIEND STARTED OUR LOUNGE AND RADIO STATION! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE LOUNG http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50453 COME HANG OUT WITH US AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DJ JOB SEND ME AND FUBAR EMAIL!!

Se, Washington, Dc
Went to DC although I told we weren't going to DC. Ended up in Anacostia going down Martin Luther King. Went to look at a car and was heading out on Minnesota Ave. Sitting at the stop light when a DC cop drives past me and slows up. I then see a Tahoe pick up speed from a cross street and almost lose control and was headed for me. Talk about your panic stricken bitch. Never experienced that before and don't care to ever again.

Perverted
What I don't get sometimes is that women who put "I'am not into sex" or "Don't even bother talking to me about sex" or "Don't show me your dick I'am not intrested". I mean if I wanted that I would go to JMeeting or some other pussy site. I like meeting people just like anybody else but when you put most of your tits on displey and don't like sexist remarks put a fucking sweater on and take another picture. This isn't a all G rated place. This is a cool open minded place to go. Keep a open mind and don't let the one ruin it for the many. Peace out Bitches

Oh To Be
Oh what a Joy it would be To be the Great and Wise creature Know as the Majestic Dragon To have The beauty of their Wings To be as Graceful as their flights The purest of Joys as they sore high above To be of Wings and Claws Of spikes or Scales Or even Feathers To be of the elements of the world Known as Fire and Water or Earth and Wind To come in all shapes and sizes And any colors they wish to be What a joy to be a Dragon To take flight upon the clouds To see the stars far about the world To sore with the moon high in the skies. Oh what a Joy to be a Dragon To have the Wisdom of unknown years The pride and strength that is so rare. What a magnificent Joy it is To be a Mighty and Wise Dragon And to be oh so proud of what you are. Golden wings and Golden Crown You have come once again To Rule the Earth as you should Oh what Joy to be a Majestic Dragon! wrote 10~22~2007

Anime Fun
Chapter 1: Part 1 This is a story of a neko woman named Melody Dragon. Left to fend for herself as a young child. She has long pink hair and frost blue eyes. She tends to wear a black bikini or a black priestess dress. Her weaponary of choice is a dual blade sword. Though she is known for use of alot of weaponary. Often having to make her own weapons from scratch. When she was only 2 years old her family was murdered by a man named Sobaku Herotu. She had managed to exscape thanks to her mother hidding her in a hallow tree. At the age of 4, she'd exscape his grasp by her own sheer determination. At the age of 7, she was taking in by a human family and riased as their child. At the age of 12, Sobaku found her and the human family that had taken her in. He killed the human family in front of her eyes. He was about to kill her when a white arrow knocked the sword from his hand. She ran off and found a man with long black hair and deep green eyes wearing a black

Hair????
I need an answer so if you want to leave one please do. This question deals with shaving. Should I go all bare down there or should I land strip or other? I don't know--so I thought I would ask. I don't know what guys like best (and yes I know it depends on the guy) but I would like to know what you all think would be best. So shall I shave all the way or leave some own there? Thank you for your help.

Hide
I cannot define Myself to you, its just something you will have to find out for yourself, but you will never know who I am unless you ask. Am i the person you see on tha street and past by without even a smile, am i that man you look down upon, well am I.You dont know me no you dont so dont judge me. I aint a man that gets his pleasure from you pains, I get me pleasure from seeing your sweet smile and for those who read this no it aint a song, I havent post any of my songs on here this is just what I am feelin and if you wanna know tha real ME will ask me sent me a comment of just send me some mail. to all I just wanna see how many ppl think its cool to have that one friend with benefits

Serious : Drinking And Driving .. This Is A True Story
---------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Oct 20, 2007 5:33 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Warning it's gruesome and not for the faint of heart.Hope you're ready.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment.

Thank You For Making My Birthday A Special One
As the end of the day approaches, I would like to take a few minutes to thank my friends who took the time to wish me a happy birthday....whether it was a shout, a private message, a birthday card, a birthday cake or little gifts. All were greatly appreciated.... You are all the absolute greatest.... Sometimes in life, we tend to dwell on the bad things. I know I do this sometimes...but now I would like to reflect on the good things that I have in my life. My daughters for one...they are the best and my greatest accomplishments. God blessed me with two wonderful daughters whom I cherish, love and adore. I have also been blessed with a wonderful future son-in-law...he loves my daughter very much and with all that she's bee through in the last year or so, she deserves to be happy. I am blessed that I still have my mom and that she is for the most part healthy. I am anxiously awaiting spring to arrive because when spring arrives, I will be welcoming my first grandchild into the

My Thoughts
If it ain't one thing, it's another! Early Sunday morning, Joey and I decided to take Andrew out to breakfast at Denny's after he got out of work. We all were starving and looking forward to feeding our bellies with not so healthy food. LOL As we pulled up to a stop sign at the end of the exit ramp (which is only about half a mile from Denny's) Joey made a comment about how heavy the traffic was for being 12:30am. All of the sudden, our Blazer got hit from behind by another Blazer! We all had our belts on, thank God!, but Joey and I got thrown forward. Andrew did also, but didn't seem to be affected by it. Joey and the other driver pulled up onto the overpass so as not to block the exit ramp, and he and Andrew got out of the car to check the damage and get the other driver's info. I was pretty shook up, and started having neck pain and pvc's. Andrew came back to me and took my pulse, checked my eyes, asked me questions to assess my alertness, and kept me as calm as he c

Thank You Spirit Bombers And Friends
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE SPIRIT BOMBERS IN YOUR HARD WORK AND OUR FIRST WIN IN A CONTEST, YOU ALL WORKED YOUR ASSES OFF NOW ITS TIME TO PARTY TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THANK YOU TO YOU ALSO FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK IN HELPING ME BOMB LOVE YOU ALL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ INFARRED

Ok I Forgot Some Friends
THIS IS FOR MY VERY GOOD FRIEND ""DJ BABY BOY"" THANK YOU TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELPING OUT ALSO-LOL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUIRRELLS LOVE BERRIES, GOSH I KNEW THOSE GUYS WERE SMART... THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR THEM AND SAVING THEM FOR LATER

The Mystery Of A Heart
Well I dont want to get into all the mushy gushy details but there has been something that has weighed heavily on my mind for quite some time now. I have always heard that in the time it takes you to love someone it takes you twice that time to let go and move on from that love. Well here's the thing I have to agree on this. Everyone out there has been hurt by love one way or another and if they say they havent they are in denial. Let me just say this I used to have this amazing guy who meant the world and more to me. Of course he was my first love and in the time that we were together I thought nothing in this world could ever break us apart. Yeah I had done some things that I wasnt proud of and I know he did also but if you love someone fighting makes the love stronger because you fight for what you want. After a year of dating we broke it off and it crushed my entire world. So I hung out with my friends and moved on from it. a month after we break up I hear from him in a le

Jokes
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Michael
Have you ever spent a day in the dark Stumbling blindly unable to find a light When, despite your best efforts nothing turns out right? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Feeling overwhelmed by mounting fears When you scream out for help and no one hears? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Knowing that you're completely alone When all of your reasons for living are gone? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Chasing shadows that aren't what they seemed? When you sink to your knees and hope the day was just a dream? I've spent many days like these in the dark, And for me there will never be light, Because I'm stumbling here alone In the darkness that I call a life.

Owie
I have a hole in my ear-my eardrum that is. And my ear is full of blood and gunk. Had to go to the ER, see a nurse who was a complete twit(and made my ear hurt), and then couldn't even fill the stupid prescriptions because all of the pharmacies are closed. Blah

Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.