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Poem "lovers Sigh"
Lover's Sigh I raise my hand to stroke your face, You kiss me deep; a fierce embrace! I kiss your lips, your cheeks, your eyes, I feel your touch between my thighs... Your moist tongue probes that private place. Empassioned probing sets the pace, Pounding thrusts; a rising tide... I feel your gush as you feel mine! You hold me close and kiss my face, Entwined, we sleep in warm embrace. And as we sleep, a lover's sigh, Escapes my lips unto the sky. by Babs Dahlink

Drunken Ramblings
So I'm still groping my way around the 'bar, getting to know people, and apparently getting sh*tfaced in the process. Thanks so much to all the people who've given me lovin' (not to mention drinks!) and to my fan-freaking-tastic roomie for getting me hooked! I'll post some new pics after a few nights out. I'll try to remember the camera.

What A Day
My Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working. Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids. Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled. K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

Bdsm
As I entered the room, the smell of desire filled the air. My servant in only her soft flowing robe with her hair frazzled from the work she performed at my latest request. She asked if everything was to my satisfaction and I refused to answer. As I walked through the house i noticed a few small imperfections in her tasks. She is just leanrning my tolerences. We enter the last room of which she was to clean. I have noticed every minute detail. She again asks with small bits of fear in her voice "Is it to you liking M'lord?" Still no answer. She circles around me in anticipation of my answer. In a deep, unpleased tone I finally answer "Lift your robe and turn away!" She does as i demand and braces for her deserved spankings. In one swoop I plunge all my manliness deep inside her cleanly shave box. I ride her hard pulling her hair and asked "Do you think you deserve this?" She begins to explain "I know I didn't......" "I asked a yes or no question" I say in a pantin

Chinese Zodiac Sign - Rooster
Last night my boyfriend and I went out to dinner. We haven't been out in a while cuz of our work schedules so it was nice to get out. We had a $100 gift certificate for what I was told was a nice restaurant so we took the oppotunity to go. This is supposed to be one of the top restaurants to go to... I was very disappointed first of all with the service. We didn't go out until about 9pm but when we got there we were told there were no tables, even though I saw several empty ones. It took about 15 minutes before anyone even came up to us to ask if we even wanted a table! The place wasn't even busy!! Next we were told to go sit in the lounge area, that the food there was the same and we could sit right away. We went over there and it took about 10 minutes for someone to come and ask us if we wanted a drink. My boyfriend ordered a beer and I asked for a Pina Coloda. Safe enough order considering it was a bar type setting. I was told they didn't have them so to be safer (there was no

Out For A Couple Days
Hey guys, i'm gonna be gone this weekend, if not completely than almost completely. Leepus (who i'm staying with right now) has a family wedding and i'm going with him, so I won't be around. I do ask that you don't forget about me though! There were new albums added yesterday morning and the morning before, if you haven't had a chance to look at them... the three albums are night after birthday, New Pics, and Fishnets and Rope. Leepus took all the pictures, you should so check them out if you haven't, i don't know how but he makes me look good, lol :p Also, check him out if you get the chance! Love you guys, and you will be missed! Sin p.s. please read the previous two blogs if you haven't, they are VERY important to me and to all of you if you wish to remain in my friends. (also for those bitching about the deleting friends post, digital disposable cameras cost about 12 bucks, GET OVER IT, and if fubar isn't accepting your mobile media, send me the picture at Si

National Orgasm Month
REMEMBER THIS IS NATIONAL ORGASM DONOR MONTH..DO YOUR PART!!! GIVE TILL IT HURTS...REMEMBER WOMEN ARE LIKE SPAGHETTI,THEY ARE STRAIGHT UNTIL THEY ARE WET!!!!" or give me a yell at tracyhawk1@yahoo.or tracyhawk1@AOL. http://www.bebo.com/TracyH669.... add me baby,would love to chat and cam sometime,until then hard nipple hugs and deep wet kisses...bi bi tracy

10/12/07
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50230 Come to the lounge to hear my set I go on the air around 12:30 et come in to hear my entry Come join me and listen to music and the songs you want during HH

Dragon's Blog's
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW WHO I'M FRIENDS WITH... I want to know 30 things about you. JUST COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO WHERE YOU WOULD LEAVE A COMMENT... 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could kiss me anywhere in the world, where would we have our first kiss? 20. If you could kiss me anywhere on my bo

Friend List
hi, i have 432 friends in my list and there is already 3 weeks i'm all my day on fubar and notice a little bit only of this friends rate my stuffs I'm always here when somebody need help for level or contests when i am here, and i rate new stuffs of friends when i see them in my Bar Tab. SO : i gonna look since 48 hours again who are my real friends then i will make my list. (some quiet angels wich have NEVER rate anything for me are also concerned.) We cannot always have something without giving Back it will be too easy one more time i excuse my bad english but true friens know why.

Finally
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to spread awareness of man-made climate change and lay the foundations for counteracting it. "I am deeply honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize," Gore said in a statement. "We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity." Gore won an Academy Award this year for his film "An Inconvenient Truth," a documentary on global warming, and had been widely expected to win the prize.

Sex King
wow, my girlfriend last night told my since i have a high sex drive i can see other women, after she and her best friend had there way with me?? i about freaked!! but she said on one condition?? she pick's them...so far she likes my friend's in my list.. looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

We Miss You Timmy....
I realized last night that the one year anniversary of my friend Timmy's death is swiftly upon me. Timmy passed away last October 16th at the age of 22 due to an overdose of drugs and alcohol. Timmy was the sweetest and nicest guy I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He would do anyhting for his friends, and was always there when you needed him. My best friend Ed has had a hard time dealing with this and still hasn't fully accepted it, I think a part of him things that Timmy will one day come walking into a room and say 'Gotcha!'. We miss Timmy everyday and I wish I could see him again. He was an amazing friend and a wonderful guy, he just liked to party too hard. So, Timmy, Wherever you are, We miss you and love you.

Lmfao I Had To Share
Good Morning , ok i had to share this ... This morning watching family feud while FU-barring.. i heard this question .. What is the biggest state in the USA ...??? Her answer ..:| MEXICO:| now imma brit n even i know it aint mexico .... walking off giggling like a nun looking at porn

Create
Create a window with a curtain of suicidal longing. Free yourself from a dedication of pestilant attachment. Within the darkness we see a crowd of razors, cutting our hearts into flavorless pieces. Rain falls, fires burn, but when does the sun shine on those who cry? Stand tall and welcome the rain and put out those fires, because sooner or later, you will smile!

Batman Halloween Costumes
Batman Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Everyone wants to look good on Halloween night, whether you're going to a party or out to trick or treat your way to lots of sweets. But not everyone can afford to buy an expensive batman halloween costume. There are two solutions to this problem: make your own batman costume or buy an inexpensive or cheap batman halloween costume. Whether you just want your kids to have a great halloween with their friends, or you need to stay on the level with your peers' costumes at a dance, this trick will work for you. If you don't want a batman halloween costume and if you already own interesting clothing you can simply match different styles together and go for an 80's look, depending on what type of party you are going to. Or if you have older clothes that you have not worn for a long time, you can take parts of them and sew them together to make new clot

Words On Paper
For the Dragon searching the ground below her looking for something that catches her eye. Not really seeking another, but just some answers to some questions in her mind. Soaring this way and that, passing by communities of sorts, gandering answers here and there. The skies are a radiant blue, a river trickles down a distant mountain, she approaches. Behold the Rat who postures himself in such a manner to attract the attention of the mighty dragon. Standing on his riverside, preaching to a bunch of water goats (Capricorns) about a subject that the mighty dragon seeks. Perhaps not all the answers she looks for, but a Rat like no other, one that inspires her, encourages her fires to explode. Now the Postured Rat, occasionally takes flight with his favored Dragon, together seeking to do what is good among the masses. Only this Rat is uncertain in the direction to point, the Rat sees the goal, stands at it, and looks back, seeking to know how he came. The Dragon flew, she sees the la

Mumm
otay for some reason i write up one bad mumm and am now banned from mummin.... arg!!! so here it is for me friends and family :D uhum uhum *clears throat* coochie tats..... hawt or not? A 10 year old boy was watching a movie on the couch with his mom when an adult scene came up he asked her "Mom,what are they doing"?She replied "they're baking a cake". The next day she took him to the zoo,and when they walked by thew monkey cage 2 monkeys were mating.The boy asked"Mom,what are they doing"?She again replied"they are baking a cake".The boy asked "like you and daddy baked a cake last night"?"How do you know about that"she asked him. He answered"this morning I went into your room and licked the icing off the bed".

Contest Starting Soon!
*******Contest will be starting soon******* I have all my contestants. This would be a great time to get your bombers ready. .....and eat spagettios. o.0 contest will start in 1 hour 58 minutes. Remember: -no scripting or blasting -first to 80,000 wins a happy hour -next to reach 55,000 gets a 30-day blast and the rest of the prizes including 7-day blasts or VIPs are mentioned in the other blogs btw..blank comments are allowed. manual power commenting is allowed. we are trying to eliminate the scripting. no blasting no scripts.

Level
There are no words too even begin too describe this pimpout. Thank you too all of my friends and family for going above and beyond too make sure that I got SpotLight one last time. So many emotions came with this because of all of you. So too all of Fubar reading this these people go too the extremes for there friends.. Show mad love too everyone.. They deserve it.Ill never be able too repay all of you back but will do my best too always be there in any way I can.. All of these awesome people gave fubucks too help me. Please Fan, Add, Rate ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar LOBOSHEWOLF@ fubar ~*Naughty*~*Blinky~AKA~*Girlblink182*~*StewieGriffin's Wife*~@ fubar Christie@ fubar ~slave~@ fubar Ladygray™@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar

Come Help My Friend Kittycat
Come help my friend out in her first contest. She has enter her cute son in a contest for the cutiest kid. So come help me rock her page and she is always there for others now she needs the help. Thanks Bitchy Babygirl here is the link

Leveling
as im sitting here trying to redo all my pics i keep hearing "you have fubar mail" bc some freaking douchebag keeps marking the dumbest pics NSFW... i have an idea who it was and i blocked him!!! and then it all stopped!!! ME FLIPPING OFF A CAMERA IS NOT A NSFW PIC!!!!!!!!!! if you assholes dont like it -- then DONT LOOK plain and simple!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want fubucks? Well I want to level!!! So heres the deal! If you rate all my pics will get approximately 30,000 points. I will pay you 40,000 fubucks to rate all my pics!!! If you give me your 11's while you do it I will give you an extra 10K fubucks!! This can be done over 1-2 days so I can easily verify you are rating me So just PM when you are finished!! I am also willing to pay fubucks for bling packs and autos let me know if interested! If you would like to donate a bling pack I will use all the credits on you!!!! ~~Perkkey~~@ fubar this rocking chick who helped me earlier in the day and was a sweetheart and

My First Contest!
My First Contest!... help me out? Here are the details... ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded. The contest will span an entire week In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows: 1 Happy Hour 1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP 2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP Brought to you by the man himself... ÐJ ®Øó™@ fubar Click the pic below to h

Biketoberfest
hey yall this really isnt a blog just lettin eveyone know that ill be busy for next 10 days workin event here at local bar were i work security at normally 530 to 230 am or so but ill prolly go in hr or so early through the week all yall have a good weekend and ty for yall for bein friends

Nsfw Content...n The Haters Who Make It So...
so my friend johnjacobjhs...recently posted a mumm about boobs! well seems she upset the fu-lords n it was DELETED! wat to do, wat to do.... why is it this ia an adult site, n we can talk dirty n show our cleavage n our junk but we can't type the word boobs...im not asking for anyone to be smart n talk about 'thats why we have the NSFW flag'...we got that, but over a word? she was simply talkin about her boobs, n about how all women have diff n the subject of gettin them done.....or being happy with the best of both worlds...she has a b n very large c.. but really...what is the deal? love how this site gives the freedom to be you n enjoy having fun...

Gone For A Bit
Ok my ex is taking his computer so I wll not have one for a while. Depends on how soon I can get one. So if you dont hear from me, that is what is going on. Don't disappear on me, just hang tight and I will be back as soon as i can.

A Dog's Purpose (through A 6 Year Old)
A Dog's Purpose... Through the eyes of a 6 year old. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, And their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they Were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform The euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without

Jokes
17) "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?" 16) "Anonymity makes me even more handsome." 15) "Your *dot* has me anything but calm." 14) "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?" 13) "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?" 12) "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?" 11) "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort." 10) "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L." 9) "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name." 8) "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship." 7) "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?" 6) "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?" 5) "My AIM says IM the one for you." 4) "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon." 3) "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software com

My Friend Name Judy
It been a crazy day today! I decided to relax and get away from the networking world. I though damn it just getting to me! I have met interestng people and I enjoy what I do it sometimes take your soul into a different level and you cannot stop it is like all you want to do is keeping advertising,promoting,even looking for romance - Do you believe this! How many people I have met and want to have computer sex-what the heck is that? This whole networking is getting out of hand. I sitting there saying computer sex...what is the difference of me alone with my five bestfriends....my right friend is call Judy! Well, Judy wears great rings, diamonds,rubies, and I love her style. The bracelets are absolutely beautiful! If you want to check out Judy jewelry please go to : http://www.storesrus.blogspot.com Please tell her that I send you. A fascinating experiment is carried out by the Institute of Family Therapy with it news Recruits.Before the Infividuals in the group have g

Heart Broken
Brandy's son passed away, today. When she got the news,it took her breath away. I didn't know what to do ,or say. I don't think she'll ever be the same. Her heart broke a little more today. I sit and and watched her slip away. Down a road I hope she don't stay. Brand's heart broke a little more today. A mothers love can't be replaced. His memories will never be eraised. No one one could ever take his place, in her heart. Even though now they seem worlds apart. He's still with her,everywhere she goes. She still carries him so close. A mother loves her kids the most. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Her son is gone. She wonders what she did wrong. What horrible thing caused all this pain. Everything so familor,now feels so strange. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Tommorrow she'l get up and wipe the tears away. Try to start a brandnew day. Try to

Why?
Why does he have to be so mean to me at times? I love him with every thing I have but yet he still has to be so mean and cocky. I try so hard to be what he wants and needs. AND sometimes I just feel like he would rather not be here. Sometimes I can see the distance in his eyes as if he's a million miles away. As if he's thinking about someone else and wishing he was there instead of here. I just don't know anymore. I know he'll say thats it not me, he just has alot on his mind, but it doesn't change the fact that he makes me feel that way. yeah so we get into a little tiff today over the cell phone bill, he mentioned about the number of text messages that i had going out. So I mentioned the number he had going out but my bad was that i misread it. He sorta gives me attitude about me misreading it and said that I yelled at him. Which btw I didn't. So I said hmm thats funny i don't recall yelling at you. He's like okay you BARKED at me. Yea i was pissed well more like hurt at the way h

Greetings Everyone
Okay, I am writting this because I don't know how else to go about it. I am going to come out into the open with one of my deepest darkest secrets. *Holds breath* I am not straight, I am Bisexual. There, I did it, does it feel better? Yes a whole lot better. I have been Bisexual since the age of 16. For those of you who don't know what a bisexual is...It means that I like not just men but Women also. My boyfriend that I have is very understanding of me being Bisexual (Bi for short). He has even given me permission to go and get a girlfriend. (Like I said he is very very understanding about this) For those in my family alls I can say is that I am sorry I could not tell you guys in person and That I am sorry I didn't come out with this sooner. I know that this is a shocker, But it really shouldn't be. If you have ever watched me closely you would of seen me checking other girls out, I would make up the excuse of " I like her outfit" or " Nice shoes"

Oh Snap
HELLO....FRIENDS...BOMBERS...2ND ALARM HOTTIES... CONTEST STARTS AT 4PM EAST COAST TIME!!!! I AM YET ONCE AGAIN IN A CONTEST...YES THIS ONE IS BIG AND IM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE! I AM GOING AGAINST 19 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE PRIZES. I HAVENT DONE A CONTEST IN A VERY LONG TIME SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME(NO LIMIT) AND RATE ME ALSO OKAY CUZ RATES DO COUNT. ALSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO HELP ME OUT AND JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN. THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE CONTEST!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

To Any Fucker Who Asks To See My Private Folder
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

Really Bad News
Richard Jeremy Spires Commercial Diver CARROLLTON, Ga. - Mr. Richard (Jeremy) Spires, 27, entered into rest Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at the Tanner Medical Center. Memorial services will be held Sunday, October, 14 2007 at 2:00 P.M. in Calvary Baptist Church with Dr. Wayne Hunsucker officiating. Interment will follow in Hillcrest Memorial Park. Jeremy was a native of Augusta, Georgia and a Certified Commerical Diver. He was a member of Calvary Baptist Church where he taught Sunday School. He was well loved by the community and a friend to everyone he met. Jeremy has large extended family in the area including aunts, uncles, cousins, and adopted brothers and sisters as well as many friends. Survivors include his parents, Richard Eugene Spires of Charlotte, NC and Mary Hillman Williams of Beaufort, SC; maternal grandparents, Mary and Preston B. Hillman, Sr. of Augusta; paternal grandparents, Paul and Jennie Hankinson of Aiken, SC; daughter, Jasmine Nicole Spires of North Augusta, S

Fetish's
I ran across a "profile comment" that said Fetish Friday and it got me thinkin about all the different fetishes and what makes everyone different. Though some may really be beyond others imagination isn't a fetish just another way we express our selves? Some can be kinky, some may be as simple as the way you do an everyday task. Anyways... guess I'm not really makin alot of sence here but I would like to see what you all think about them and if you have any. Thanks

Contest Help
ok every1 my man needs all the help he can get hes in a happy hour give away... just click on the pic to be link to the contest.. ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: WE ONLY NEED 3 MORE PEOPLE TILL CONTEST STARTS This is a comment bombing contest ****FYI: Absolutely NO blasting or scripting. (these are the easiest to pick out and will be monitored. Violators will be disqualified without notice)**** SELF-BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED A minimum of 20 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take th

In N.y.c.
Well as some of you know I have been going through some major health problems lately. I have gone through so many test and minor opperations over the past few months only yo find out that I have partial kidney failure do to the fact that I was born with a birth defect where I was born with 2 uriters going from each kidney to my bladder (the normal kidney only has 1 from each) and the one extra uriter got blocked and backed up and just shut down. So now here on Monday October 22, 2007 I am to have surgery to remove it. I'm worried about it and afraid a little bit. The opperation will last for about 3 hours and will be at Cleveland Clinic. So if I'm not here you know where I will be I would love to chat with everyone while I'm on the way to recovery so if you want I can give you my cell and my yahoo IM so I can still chat with you all. Can't wait to come back will only have access to the internet for 2 more days after today. I wish you all the best, Chris Hi all I'll be in New Yor

Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa

Joke's On You
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."

You Overwhelmingly Likely Flunkd The Sex Ed Class, If You Think
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? I’m bored. Let’s shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God..if I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust! I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You’re so sexy when you’re hungover. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let’s subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses. I’ll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey, our new neighbor’s daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, no … I

Halloween
Halloween Lingo... Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

The New Guy
Just found this site earlier today and thought I'd have a look. Seems like a fun place, if anybody has any questions or whatever for me I'd love to hear from you. Posted my page a few hours ago so I guess I'm working on things. Okay, off to get some dinner. Have a good one, all.

Help Them
This guy helps EVERYBODY when they need to level up or bomb then heck out of his friends who are in contests, it is definitely time to show our thanks for all that he does. How do I know all this you ask??? Because we are the leveling/bombing duo around here...lol If you don't know Scooter you are missing out on a VERY cool person, he and his wife Brunette Babe freakin' RAWK!! Let's make him a Fu-King before his birthday. $ç()øTéR™--(Hubby of Brunette Babe)-{PM shift leader of Demon Crew}@ fubar Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself. Breathing is kinda nice, too. He used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like him. Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die. You were a child once... If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone

Cute Stuff For Dirty Minds
A man walks into the dentist\'s office with aline toothache, and after the dentist examines him, he says, \"That tooth has to come out. I\'m going to give you a shot of Novocaine and I\'ll be back in a few minutes.\" The man grabs the dentist\'s arm, \"No way. I hate needles. I\'m not having any shot!\" So the dentist says, \"Okay, we\'ll go with the gas.\" The man replies, \"Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I\'m not having gas.\" So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, \"Here,\" he says. \"Take this pill.\" The man asks, \"What is it?\" The doc replies, \"Viagra.\" The man looks surprised, \"Will that kill the pain?\" \"No,\" replies the dentist, \"but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.\" VASELINE DOES THE TRICK This guy had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer t

Twylyghtgoddess Blog
please be patient with me until i get this site navigated... if i dont return a favor its cuz i dont have any fubucks...lol..i promise i will... if i dont mail u back, or add as favorite, etc it is cuz i am just having a heck of a time i wouldnt ever intentionally ignore u...be rude to you...or make u feel like u are not important... it is not in my nature to be like that... just that its been awhile since ive done all of this online stuff...k one day it will just hit me and i ll be like ..kewl..i got this... so please do not feel or think that im ignoring u or u are not important to me.. love to u twylyght

Lip Lovers Happy Hour Contest!
I made a mistake!!! Dont fire me! I put the wrong END date for the contest... its a 10 day contest not a 7 day! SO... the END date, is Nov 5 at 6pm PST... Sorry guys! Good Luck! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! There are only 3 slots left open! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, please fumail me with the pic you would like to use!

For My Friends,family And Fans.
My ex is at it again and has ripped my salute photo (the only picture I CANNOT block to anyone but family and friends.) I am blocking ALL of my pictures to anyone but family for now.I am sorry about this to all of my friends.He just happens to like to send a friendship request and I dropped my guard so I don't know if he has an account on here other than the one of him I just found. I am also NOT going to be accepting any new friendship request for awhile. I am going to be going through my friends and if there is not a salute picture or something that lets me know who you are...I will be deleating. This is for my safety and I am sorry to anyone that this offends. Thank you, Heartsound

Hey Friends
ok i know i have alot of pics but most of my friends do but come on i have over 4,000 friends and if u cant give my pics some love well NSFW only friends i put in my family can see.so if u love me as a friend show some luv or get the fuck off my friends list

Photos
Im really getting tired of thgis so called adult site. It seems like almost all of my photos get marked nsfw at some point. It shouldn't matter what the pics look like if they are supposed to be nsfw then people shouldnt open them at work. I shouldnt have to mark my pics just because people dont want to see them. If this is a adult site then people should know what kind of pics adults put up. i am going to start deleting friends cuz im tired of all this nsfw shit. If your just going to mark my pics then dont look at them. i posted them for me not you!

You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Boo!! Giggle
Hey there...sexy friends..:) Sitting here catching a buzz...I have a toothache though..hopiing these white russians will dull the pain...but ne way..:) I am bombing a friend of mine thats in a contest right now. If you wonder what bombing is, it means you comment on a pic over and over again. If you have time this Fine fubar friday, can you stop by the link below and drop a few? I would love you forever..like I already do...giggling, and hey! We all know what happens when I catcha buzz huh?..Pics again!! LMAO Hugs and kisses Click the pic and Bombs away!

Aussie Slang Dictionary..... Help Americans Understand Us
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta

Hunger
Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside, Looking up from the dark where it hides, Telling me, to move aside. Feed the need, as it cries, "provide" Forced to pace from side to side Hunger pains will over-ride, All those feelings of pride. Craving another's touch to open wide All the sensations that it provides. Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside

Friends List
Hi everyone! As I have said MANY TIMES, I think I have the BEST FRIENDS on Fubar! Over the past few weeks I have accepted quite a few new friends. Soooooooooooo, it's time to go through and thin the list down a bit so it stays manageable. Those of us who have kept in contact with each other will be friends for as long as Fubar exists, and probably longer! Those who seem to be either too busy or don't care about the importance of real friendship will be deleted. I need a list that I can go through daily so I can comment to each of my "real" friends as much as possible. Sooooooooooo, my list will become somewhat smaller by the end of the weekend. Manly P.S., If any of you have any questions why I am doing this, please read my "About Me" section on my profile! Have a GREAT weekend!

A New Face
This is a friend and he is BRAND NEW to fubar.....YAY....we all like new faces!!! Please stop by and rate/fan/add him please. He only has one pic right now but will be putting more up so for now just help him get some friends started!! THANKS ALL.....LUV YA & HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND!!! MUAHHSSSSSSSSSSS True Felt Heart@ fubar

Pervs
melodysworld.tk Pweez Why is everyone on this site a pervert? Just cause youre an "adult" doesnt mean you have to run around being horny all the time. Im 21 and there are like 30-50 year olds hitting on me and telling me Im sexy. that sounds like some fucking dateline bullshit. Im calling Chris Hansen Ive been sober for months.. and working graveyard is eating my soul away...

Hilarious
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." Do you believe this?

What Ever
You Should Be a Joke Writer You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be? Your Love Quote Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. What Love Quote Suits You?

Powerful Lyrics
Since you been gone I feel my life slipping away I look to the sky And everything is turnin' gray All I made was one mistake How much more will I have to pay Why can't you think it over Why can't you forget about the past Chorus: When love makes this sound babe A heart needs a second chance Don't put me down babe Can't you see I love you Since you been gone I've been in a trance This heart needs a second chance Don't say it's over I just can't say goodbye So this is love Standing in the pouring rain I fooled on you But she never meant a thing And I know I ain't got no right To ask you to sympathize But why can't you think it over Why can't you forget about the past Chorus I never loved her I never needed her She was willing and that's all there is to say Don't forsake me Please don't leave me now A heart needs a second chance You've been gone, and I've been in a trance This heart needs a second chance Don't say it's over I just can't say g

Hey All
well lets see last time i wrote a blog i asked forprayers for my momma. we still need them and i greatly appriciate those of you who are. bless you. ok mom is out of the hospital, the doc sent her home. he said she had to wait 4~6 weeks for her surgery. the antibitics have to run thier course and they have to make sure the infection is gone before they do surgry. wow!!! we found out what exactly the surgery entails. they're going to cut my mommy in half, length wise. to remove her colon. woa!!! major surgery. needless to say mom is terrified as are the rest of us. anyways, she has a doc apt. 2day to get her white blood cell count checked. if everything is on the up and up she'll have the surgery in 3 weeks or so. my sister finally came home thursday by the way. which is fantastic! thats ALOT of stress off mom. and she doesn't have to wonder what niks is doin or where shes at. anyways, plwase continue to pray for my momma and family.... thanyou and many many many blessing