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The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely

What's Up With That Shit!?
It was only a day ago when I decided that I was going to drop school, drop the chance to get my diploma and move half way across the country for a guy I've fallen in love with. I checked my Fubar profile and found this.. "You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference." Isn't that the creepiest thing? I've never had a Horoscope that read so true. There's a guy who's name I won't mention *coughJETSONcough* who thinks himself to be a pretty boy. I mean, yea, he's cute, but his attitude sucks. I gave him some cheek and basically made out to be the only girl who didn't fall under the spell of his pretty boy eyes. The pussy whip blocked me. It's just amazing how people who depend so much on their looks to get attention, drown the minute someone rebells from them and what everyone else thinks. It's weak, and it's what I try and portray

Thanksgiving
"Thanksgiving" is the day that the pilgrims celebrated with the native Americans to celebrate their getting through their hardships. Well this year I have so very much to be thankful for...even though i hate the holiday. This past year, I finally got my life together and am slowly regaining everything I lost. Regaining respect for myself that I lost after a multitude of abusive relationships and illnesses. I am slowly putting back the pieces of my life and finding the ability to move along. I could not have done all of this if it were not for the current people in my life. Bree, my daughter, I could not have made it one day if it were not for her. She has kept me going in the worst of times, from giving me those little smiles to just acting crazy all the time. She has pulled me from the edge of despair many times just being in this world. I love that kid:D Mel, my sis, if it weren't for her kicking my ass when i needed it the most I'd be gone by now. She was always the firm o

Lyrics
They say to cure a hangover have another drink the pain i feel ain't simple it'll put you on your knees no way to ever end it not a hope in sight can anybody help me I had to much to dream last night Chorus- When i close my eyes I see your face it's back again just like you stayed life was magic if you know what i mean How do you cure a hangover a hangover from a dream It's the best of addictions Aphrodite in a glass a freight train from the heart and your standing on the tracks I don't want to end it not a hope in sight nobody here to help me I had to much to dream last night -Chorus She said I'm heavy like a brick upon the floor and nothing saves me from the silence it intoxicates. But I can see that your bothered by more won't you lay down beside me and we will never awake her eyes held a pain that nothing could compare so I crawled up beside her on that old oak floor. with my face pushed in a matt of unwashed hair she drifted off to dream

Star Signs
1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March - 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April - 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May - 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Best in bed * Talkative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. *

My Spot
If you want to have fun bombing then please join me in the spankers club. We are a growing family that is getting bigger each day you will not be disappointed so what are you waiting for just send a FUMAIL to the LINK below saying you would like to join and tell them that MUMA_E sent you. You will also need to send a picture of yourself Happy Spanking http://www.thespankersclub.fubar.com/user/1142657 You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? handbag 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? Deceased 5. Your father? Deceased 6. Your favorite thing? Sons 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. What 1 think u dont do? Drink 1

101
1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, math

Just Another Day?
Ok, things have moved on and so have I. I get ahead of things and it's good. Sometimes I slip back but it's ok too. Today is another day. Tomorrow has no promises but the idea of it is OK! SO this is where I am now. I dont care. About much. I dont want to hold a hope for anything but it is there and living. I acknowladge it and carry on but with an eye on it. Not letting it creep too close. I feel it and know it si there. I am working twords it. I creeps up and then back. It is warm and cold. I hear it's path and feel it's eagerness. I taste it and smell it. I hate it but cant live with out it. It's long tendrls are always brushing my head-heart-soul. It has a name and it has a reason. Hope. Always there. Hope Always reaching. Hope Always moving. Hope

Pleasure And Pain
Hate me And cut my flesh Take me and feel My pain and scream Fuck me And tie me up Your hands on me I see your wrath Pleasure and pain blood and sin Lust and hate sex and death Kiss and scars death and screams Tears of blood for my lust Your pain is my addiction Your blood is in my veins Your pain is my obsession Your blood is in my veins Hate me cut me Prey me fuck me Harm me and lock me up On your mouth my blood Lick it up rape me And taste my lust Your hands on me I see your wrath Pleasure and pain Blood and sin Lust and hate Sex and death Your pain is my addiction Your blood is in my veins Your pain is my obsession Your blood is in my veins Slave of my pain Master of my flesh

Lurking Is Rude...
Really, sweetheart...i see you looking at my page several times a day. if you have a question...just ask. If you'd like to see the pics of he and i together...lol, i'll be more than happy to show you, i already showed his wife. But if you are just going to lurk around to see what he's saying to me...that's just rude. if you're going to spend that much damn time on my page, at least rate something. If not, stop eavesdropping. Are you five? Are you so insecure that you have to check up on him? lol...i hate to break it to ya, he's not yours. he's not mine. he belongs to someone else that he's probably never going to leave. So grow up. Stop sneaking around. Just ask.

Blog
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have always wanted to work at Taco Bell. 2. I love hand lotion. 3. I want another child before I'm 30! 4. I have 2 tattoos. 5. I obsessed with scratch tickets. 6. I love sweat pants! 7. I love sex in a mini vans. 8. I stick up my big toe when i think. 9. I moan when I sleep (even when I am alone) 10.I'm a mother of 2(5 y/o son and a 9 y/o step daughter). I'm gonna tag 1.Pimp 2.Pat 3.Frank 4.Mike 5.Randy

Female Only
you see i will start by kissing your neack softly then move down your shoulder why i pull your shirt over your head then i will start to kiss your chest while i reach around your back and undo your bra then i will rub my tounge on your perky nippels while i slide my hand to you waist and pull off your pants then i will slide my tounge down your bell to your waist as i go across your panties i will give a warm blow on your clit as my tounge rubs your inner thigh while i pull your panties down then slide my tounge back up your inner thigh slowly moving between your legs as my tounge touches your clit my fingers slide slowly inside you going fast and deeper at every thrust then i slide my big hard cock slowly inside that tight little wet hole slowly and deep i will go pushing and pulling very slow then speeding up as you start to tingle making sure i slide just right hitting the g-spot just right making you scream all so high till you scream the highest scream cause you just got the bigg

My Stuff
LOVE............Love is sweet Love is kind Love is something I can't find but I know one night or day. The one I will Love will be found the one who could show me that Love is real not just some dumb line Its something you can feel something you can find I will be so truley glade when I find someone that can Love like I know I should be Loved

Fatherless
Alone in this struggle I'm not meant to survive It'll fit society better if i just died Boom Boom shots were fired off Something just went wrong as the cars pulled off My shirt is covered in red DAMN! I've been shot My past has met my present And my future has been stopped This lyfe could have been prevented But with lack of guidence it was not Dad thanks alot... Men father your sons, Sons father your seeds. Lyfe as we know has cease to exist We living in hell Land of cracked sale jailed males And female fairy tales That tell the youth a streched out truth That the world is fair And that the goverment will always be there With welfare and medicare But the truth isnt always easy to sale So lies they tell No child left behind cause they rot in jail cells As we are led to hell.... No man other than himself can alter his own future.....

Contest
If you would please stop by and rate and or comment bomb this pic for me TY (: ALSO if you make 100 comments to the pic you will get a platinum cherry and make 200 comments get a silver motorcycle!! TY again! (: Just click the pic below!

All Of This, And More
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of all the girls I've met before, You're the one that I adore. I do believe that God above, Created you alone for me to love. He chose you above all the rest, Because he knew I'd love you best. You treat me to a love so sweet, With you my life is now complete. You've all my love from now till then, Just say please I'll say it again. For you my dear I'd do it all, No matter how big, no matter how small. So, when I say I can't lose you, Know that what I say is true. You are my life, you mean the world to me, All of this, and more I want you to see. Always, and forever just you and me, All of this, and more I want you to see.

My Status For Thanksgiving On Here
Well, sometime ago, I put something from ThisCrush.com on my profile page and I just now remembered that since my original ID on Yahoo Messenger got hacked a few days ago, I lost the password and user ID for thiscrush.com, so now I have to go and get it again and delete the old one, if I can find it on my profile without deleting anything else, how fun is that? NOT!!!!!!!!!! When I get the new one up, whoever has crushed me on www.thiscrush.com, can you please crush me again? Hopefully this time, my computer doesn't get messed with. For those of you that just read this blog, here is an update, there is a bulletin that I posted plus the fact that I'm notifying those that Crushed me on www.ThisCrush.com, if you'd like to re crush me again, go for it since I deleted the old one and put in the new one by all means, go for it and thank you! Ok, for those of you did or didn't know since I got this VIP, I would bet people of wondered who I give 11's too and what not so for classification p

Bored
After all thats been said, I got no regrets/ with luv comes stress but its a relationship/ its how we deal wit it when we shine our best/ fightin make us stronger and the luv is no less/ put it to the test and I pass wit colors/ its all about you there won't be no other/ eyes go astray and you kno that I'd luv ta/ but I stay monogamous keep my mind out the gutta/ I want you to know, I'll luv you till I die/ even when I'm dead, I send you kisses from the other side/ you the only one I can trust and confide/ and if somethin pop off I know you ready to ride/ Luv is blind, but yet I see it clearly/ when I say I luv you I mean that sincerely/ whisper it in ya ear, everytime you near me/ or scream it out loud, so the whole world can hear me/ things appear to be movin smoothe as ever/ been so many years and we still together/ just like luv letters, the longer the better/ to clever, my luv for you it can't be measured/ but if it could, It'd extend to the skys above/ where bi

Its All Love
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay and his f

Models Wanted
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If Only You Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for

Men
I know guys are gone be mad at me for this one but I just had to post this up here because it just is so true...Females need to pay close attention....There are many different ways that Males view their Female counter parts...and if you read this you will see where you fall in place with a nigga you're dealing with...you ladies say you want the truth so here it is....There are 4 titles that a WOMAN can hold in a MAN's life...WIFEY / BOO / BITCH / HOE...after you read this...which one are YOU...LOL 1)WIFEY is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that we love and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with BOO, BITCHES, and HOEs until we are mature enough to realize that if we lose WIFEY we will be screwed. 2) BOO is replaceable, she thinks she's WIFEY, but will NEVER be WIFEY because WIFEY was made WIFEY is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. BOO tries to take WIFEY spot, b

Holidays
Just wanted to take a moment to wish every one a happy thanksgiving and a safe holiday weekend. Just remember that if the indians had brought a cat instead of turkey we would all be eating pussy instead.

What A Ride.
I thought i would write my first blog. I seem to be at my best when its just me and a peice of paper rather it be on a computer or the good old fashion ink. So much has happened in the past 6 months, I don't even know how im suppose to feel, if there is such a thing as a correct way. Ive seperated from my wife, my kids have to suffer the same broken home life that i lived, and there is nothing i can do. Never have i felt so helpless; and its a shame. Why must children suffer because adults are stupid?? They have to pay for the concsequences of our actions. Just does'nt seem right does it? I look back on all the idiot decisions my parents made, and the effect it had on my life. I try to remember that everything happens for a reason, and i wonder if thats the lesson, im looking at a fucking mirrior image of my own child hood, and the more i scream no!! More and more into the abyss they fall. They want everything to be the way it was, and why the fuck should'nt they?? Its all they knew. O

Help Please
I've helped a lot of you when you are trying to level up, now I'd like to ask a favor of you all...If you would pls just click the link for el crow's pic and leave a comment or 2 I would really appreciate it...Hugs to you all...Thank you in advance...I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving...Tina

Woman On Top Positions
Are you tired of having your lover fall asleep on top of you after sex? Then it’s time to introduce the best sexual positions into your love making and possibly even fire-up the intimacy between the sheets. Adding variety in sexual positions with the woman on her back can potentially lead to the most amazing sex and bring you the most incredible orgasm, if you know how. First, spice up the woman on her back position by participating in the pumping, the gyrating and all that coital hip movement that comes with this sexual position. Lift your hips and meet him thrust for thrust. Experiment with different angles in this sexual position. This will allow for variance in depth of penetration, intensifying the sex. To get the best out of this sexual position, raise your knees up, bracing your feet on the bed or ground or wherever you are lying down, gyrate your hips as you bring your lover towards the pinnacles of sexual pleasure. One of the best sexual positions to try during love maki

Pimpin
OK, I'm pimpin my sister out. Follow me before you think I'm some sick n twizted freak-show that's into incest.... My sister and her husband have a game they play. Ya'know... to spice up their sex life. Well, in a nut shell... It is my sister's turn to have the game played on her. The challenge is to be blind folded while someone (male or female) does whatever they want to to her. My brother-in-law will be there, of course. The thing of it is... they're having a hell of a time locating someone to do this. She really wants a female to have their way with her, but hey... u can't have your cake and eat it, too. So here's my sister's link. Yes, she has a fubar account. She's the one who got me addicted! wildbigrl@ fubar If anyone is wild and crazy enough to inquire about this sexual adventure... either e-mail me or her on here. Thanks all!

Poems
I have opened the doors to my heart to you You were the only one that I thought could be so special to do this I have felt so alive these past few months that I have gotten to know you I can smell your prescense even when you are no where in sight I can feel your hands on my body and your lips on mine I can see those brown eyes starring into mine touching my soul These are just feelings of lust that I desire and My head is taking over what my body desires and is leading me down a path that no longer shares our strides of passion I am hurting and longing inside for someone special that can fulfill my dreams with reality I am so tired of being here alone in this world of such dismay and confussion My life will go on as time ticks aways for this is just a moment in time that will pass as it always has and there will be another to capture my heart and do with what he may, and again I will have this heaviness in my words Written by Rhonda Reneau on Novemb

Give Me Your All
I began to give up on me when i took a look at reality I said 'what am i still trying for? Lord, you don't need me anymore.' There must have been something that I have done to make you choose another one I said 'Why am I still in this race? Oh Lord, i'm loosing my place.' And then you told me 'I still need you. I still Love you. Nobody else can do what I want you to do That's why I created you!' Emotions whirling around the mind some so deep i can't help but cry Some are erotic & make me hott before i get started i need to stop I feed on what others feel you bleed your emotions - i don't steal Whatever you pass, i gladly take for you see, that's what i crave Let it go ~ let it all out GIVE ME ALL, i want to shout More, more, i need it all fill me up & let me fall

The 12 Laws Of Karma
THE 12 LAWS OF KARMA THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is Happiness, Peace, Friendship, Love... Then we should BE Happy, Peaceful, Loving, a Friend. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself... what you what to have in your Life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is we who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only given we have in our lives is OURSE

Thanksgiving
Hey all I am so thankfull this year i have a great new husband and I got to go and get my 3 kids from MO (that i have not seen since this summer) and we will also get to be with my step daughter this is the first time that all our children will be together since we got married so for once we will have the normal family and i am so greatful for that

Rather Be Fu-king!
and he would rather be Fu-King! Give him a good spanking! SBM08 ~Sergeant-at-Arms Rate Spankers Leveling Club*~Fu-Owned by Carolena838@ fubar She's always helped me out when I needed it in the past and now she could use a little help. Thank you and have a great night. ❤ ★ KINDЯΣD~Ñï©k¥'§ Fµ~W¡Fê ☆@ fubar DJ DISTURBED {R/L/H2SYCHO}~!~ FU OWNED 'cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar

Across The Miles
Here I set upon this world,my chin resting upon my folded hands.I see the heavens as they surround my very soul.And the stars light my every needs. I look upon the rivers that flows,and a child is reborn.I feel the breeze within the storms and a whisper of warmth that overcomes me.I hear a gentle voice,and my tears flows,as my blue eyes tells my deepest secrets. Within my heart it calls your name.I wait for an evening song,that shall fill my world.I shall reach among the beauty and shine.And the sun shall gleamer through the hope of a spectrum.And across the miles I shall dance within your soul.Gleam upon your heart.And there i will live forever. Music Video Codes - Myspace Video Codes - Myspace Codes

Site Info/computer Info
You can now customize your bartab view even more now. You have to go into Profile Settings to access it The setting is here: I see that hackers are at it again. I just got an email from a newbie on my list who most likely was hacked and now her account is spewing emails with a link intended to fool you into giving your Fubar info. This is the email subject: And what if your spouse see this film? This is the Text of the email: LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1346230617 what the link really says if you click reply" === 'nascarlady' wrote the following at '2009-03-04 17:00:07'.. > > LOL > a href="http://intofindyour.com/go/fu.php?5b1chcdd9=1346230617">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1346230617 Going to the link it takes you to a fake Youtube site and asks to install a Flash update. The file that is offered is infected with Worm:Win32/Koobface.A New worms target both MySpace and Facebook users Kaspersky Lab, a leading developer of

Do You Need Washing?
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom at Target... She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring down rain outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning just inside the exit door of Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature had messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in my mind as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in. "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!," She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a b

Words To Live By............
Life is an adventure!!! Live it while you can. You can never have today again, tomorrow only comes once, and yesterday is gone forever. Make YOUR CHOICE WISELY, then live the adventure YOU CREATE....

Anyone Who Has Ever Had A Loved One In The Hospital Will Enjoy This:
Mon Dec 10, 11:20 PM ET BISMARCK, N.D. - Dana Deegan hid her pregnancy from her family, including the father of her three children, for nine months. Then she gave birth to a healthy boy, fed him, dressed him, wrapped him in a blanket and left him to die. Deegan, 34, of White Shield, admitted Monday that she left the child alone for two weeks immediately after he was born, then put his body in a suitcase and left it in a ditch on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation. Deegan tearfully pleaded guilty in federal court to a reduced charge of second-degree murder, acknowledging that she was under stress around the time of the birth. She had originally been charged with first-degree murder and false statements. She is to be sentenced in February and could face as many as 18 years in prison. The suitcase containing the body was found in November 1999 by a rancher repairing fences. Prosecutors said the baby was found in a one-piece sleeper and socks, wrapped in a blanket and to

I Took My Dad To The Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? " Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

The Idiot Test
1. you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue 2. all idiots after reading the first truth try it 3.the first truth is a lie 4. your smiling now because you are an idiot 5. you soon will forward this to another idiot 6. there is still a stupid smile on your face

It All Happens When We Learn To Love,
Learn to love challenge, and you'll fill your life with accomplishment. Learn to love effort, and your skills will grow more valuable with each passing day. * Learn to love making a difference, and doors will quickly open for you wherever you go. Learn to love giving freely of yourself, and you'll receive more fulfillment than you ever could imagine. * Learn to love being the authentic person you are, and everything you do will be infused with integrity. Learn to love whatever work you're doing, and that work will bring abundant rewards. * Learn to love beauty for beauty's sake, and you'll discover a wealth of it in places no one else would even think to look. Learn to love unconditionally, and there will be no limit to what your love can accomplish. * Learn to love life just because it is, and each day will be a grand new adventure. Learn to love the moment you're in, and you'll find richness in every direction. * Learn to love the possibilities, and you'll make

Sum Funny Jokes
little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one his dad just laughs throws a pillow at him and shouts get out! a little while later johnnys dad hears a commotion from johnnys room he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran johnny just looks at him and says not so fucking funny when its you mum is it? On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blondes dumb?!?!? After

She Lived.
Last week I was thinking of being happy about the writers strike. I am a fan of Criminal Minds and it appeared they had killed my second most favorite computer guru. Abbey of NCIS is my first. She pulled through. They killed the bad cop. She met a guru almost as good as her who is not a killer. Hope to see that relationship bud and keep going. I think the writers have a good beef. I believe in making money but it should be fair. If the people at the top would take a little less and give it back to workers. The top will make it back in profit due to better worker attitude and production increases. As smart as Hollywood believes themselves to be. They are as bad as the government for which I work.

Sum Funny Poems
Jack and jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun, but stupid jill, forgot the pill, and now they have a son ------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little pig, she kept it fat and plastered. but then the cost of pork went up and shot the little bastard A Chinese chef named Chang Made dishes of unusual tang. He stirred his wok With the head of his cock 'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned it

Stinkeyeradio Is Now Hiring
Are You Outgoing? Do You Like To Have Fun? Do You Love Music? Then Come Join Out Team At Stinkeye Radio! Stinkeye Radio Is Now Hiring For The Following Positions:... No Experience Needed, We Will Train You! DJS Head Of Advertisement Advertisement Lounge Greeters Lounge Bartenders Security - Must be willing to travel from time to time for live shows If You Are Intrested In Joining Our Staff Go To Our HomePage Click Thee application link Fill Out The Information & Someone Will Get Back With You Asap! www.stinkeyeradio.com ** Please note it is volutary at the moment. ** Stinkeye Radio Is Currently Hiring For The Following Positions: Djs - No Experience Required, We Will Train You! Advertisement - Needed To Advertise Online & In Public For Our Live Shows. Security - MUST Be Willing To Travel For Live Shows. Experience Preferred. Lounge Greeters - No Experince Needed. Lounge Bartenders - No Experince Needed. If you ar

Remember!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♥Natasha♥ Date: Nov 21, 2007 7:18 AM Joe PDate: Nov 19, 2007 7:18 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your b

Surveys
Ok Highest bidder in fu buck and or gift wins me for 24 hours i will not do full nudes so if thats what u wont dont bid good luck will end at 10:00 so start ur bidding in comments and ill let the winner know good luck and muahzzzz Ok i think its really time for me to walk away from fubar i have mad some really good friends and will miss u all but the fubar is cause a problem in my life and its time to let it go for u who have my cell and yahoo hit me up anytime i will miss u all deeply and Woody know i love u and always will 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex lov

All About Jerron
yo yo...wats up yall..as i was sayin ima real cool dude..u jus gotta get da kno me...at first people think i'm kinda mean..but i'm not really bein mean i'm jus makin sure i ain't got no weak friends cause i dont' want weak friends...i really dont' hang out wit too many people because of da fact dat i'm tryna live a positive life wit god and dere is only a few otha young people who wanna do da same...and for all yall mothers out dere..if ya daughter is 15-16 she's in good hands wit me...but now i gotta gf so it ain't much me n ya daughter can do lol..sike nah but yea i'm jus a cool dude

My A&a's (aaron & Andrea)
I TOTALLY LOVE THESE 2 PEOPLE (MY A&A's)... FOR SOOO MANY DIFFERENT REASONS...NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE EITHER OF YOU...I TRULY CHERISH OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! IF THEY AREN'T ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU ARE MISSING OUT.... GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!!! **MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM SHELL LOVES THEM** ~~AARON/LSD~~ Love Sex n Death@ fubar ~~ANDREA~~ Andrea@ fubar ~~SEALED WITH A KISS~~ LSD's SHELL@ fubar

Jokes 8
Check your drivers license...Now you can see anyone's Drivers License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...Picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same....Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com/ < /DIV> If the link does not open when you click on it - cut and past it into your url I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you are sitting at your computer... Yup, there you are, Doing nothing!

Jokes 7
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentucky, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to As "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNA

Poetry
Stop my heart from beating cannot stand to feel the emotions that lead to the pain, eventual pain she always hurts, never intentional always sorry tears...she has lied can I believe those? Can I touch them they seem real, no sign of illusion or slight of hand, cannot allow... No not again never again, why did you do it? (it was what i wanted to do) when you can't find no one to blame you just blame yourself. another notch she spews forth, repeated by love you, need you, never would of gone through with it never... Funny word never, It rarely means what it says... funny thing about love it seems to follow suit, funny thing about the heart it breaks so often it hardens and becomes a cold shell of what it once was. Funny thing about life... it ends. I'd never take my own life... NEVER. Hands softly caress flesh words never spoken emerge from closed lips the sounds speak of ecstasy the taste sweet intoxicating lost for a moment in eyes that scream truth again

Jokes 6
Three Points to Ponder 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ________________________________ T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give t hem ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ________________________________ T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not

Jokes 5
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exi

Thanksgiving
I know that a lot of people are now thinking about what they will eat tomorrow, how many people are coming over and if their football team will win tomorrow. To me, my best friend lost her dad, my other friend cannot work with me because of Degenerative Disc Disease in her back which is getting worse, and Dannie, the guy I live with, ended up at the urgent care doc w/ what they thought to be either a gall stone or pancreatitis (forgive my crappy spelling) which seems to be a bit better now. BUT...all of this got me thinking, and I know that my UK friends don't have Thanksgiving, but we as Americans have in my opinion lost track of what its supposed to be about. I mean, most people as I said before are worried about immaterial things that don't matter a whole lot....football, food, stressing over whatever. I want everyone to know what I personally am thankful for. I don't talk to my dad much but I am thankful that I haven't lost him, I adore my mother and am so thankful that I have

Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving
November 25, 2007 @ 3:11 pm I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because y

Sticks And Stones
Sticks and Stones By: Jonathan Edwards Where do I begin to pack up my things, and move away from what might have been? Was it in some song that came out all wrong, but yet we both tried so hard to sing? I'll pack my guitar. I'll leave you with the car. I hope it won't be cold to start. But I must get going the kids get up at dawn and this is sure to break somebody's heart When did we grow this far apart? Love was forever at the start but now it's come down to sticks and stones. When did we go wrong? When were we not strong? And did we try hard enough to care? It's cold as hell outside. It's just as cold inside, now that there's nothing left to share. I'll pack up my books. Linger with last looks and I'll throw them all in my truck and drive. From these sticks and stones and the lies on the phone, but I hope all that you want will arrive. I'd better be on my way right now, I'm bad at goodbye's any how. Now it's come down to sticks and ston

Rants And Raves
ya know what, if i get another survey that requires me to download internet explorer, i am going to delete my profile, all this website is doing is thinking of ways to make money. And what's with the best buy gift card giveaway, you can't fool me, the next thing i need is a virus on my computer from that gift card shit.

Jokes 4
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the

"CHEERS" HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I Hope You All Enjoy This Thanksgiving Day, Sometimes We Take Things For Granted But We All Truely Have Something To Be Grateful For... Even If It Is Just Being Able To Take A Breathe Of Fresh Air... Be Blessed And Have A Happy Thanksgiving Day. Love Ya, ♥ SKYLAR ♥ "Sky's The Limit" ♥ I Love My Friends! ♥ Please Rate, Fan, and Add ♥ I have some really awsome friends but there is one in particular who stands out from the crowd... ~ BigMitch!!! ~ Please Go Spank Him(really really hard)Rate, Fan And...Add Him.... He always returns the love. BigMitch!!!Demon Crew member!!!!@ fubar "If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise

Life, In All It's Wonderment!
Well, here we are, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I've definitely had an interesting week so far, that's for sure. The crud hit me Thursday morning, when I got up for work.. Janis sent me home early at around 2 pm, so I was thinking, "Hey, I should be over this pretty quick, it's not that bad.." Friday morning rolls around, I was worse.. I didn't feel like I could make it into work, but I did. I walked in, and both of my bosses were like "What are you doing in here?!? GO HOME!! You look awful!" I had paperwork that had to be mailed out, so I was only there for an hour and a half, 2 hours, and they were practically pushing me out the door. Kept getting worse through the weekend, and I called Linda Monday morning, and she was completely awesome about everything.. She said "Honey, don't worry about us, we can handle things here, you just need to rest and get yourself better.. You've been working your ever-lovin heiney off for this place, you deserve the break." I'm like "Okay, but I j

Good True Friands Amd Fam I Talk To Most Here
heres my list of people I care about as friends and fam that care about me too list will be updated as they come to me ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's Wifey...S.W.A.T....DSD...Ms. Crew Radio...Eurasian Bunny...~*~@ fubar

Jokes 3
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfort

Jokes 2
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Xmas Joke :p
This Year's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the Pearly Gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...

Who Am I To Judge
SILHOUTTE IN MY DREAMS WONDERING WHY THE DISTANCE IS SO GREAT, BETWEEN OUR LIPS. DESTINED TO COLLIDE, WITH PASSION AND ROMANCE. A TENDER TOUCH FROM YOU. MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING! YOUR THE AIR AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN. FOR NOW MY BREATHING PATTERNS CHANGE, AS I NEAR THE TOP. BREATHING HARDER&HARDER. TO CONSUME MORE YOU WITHIN ME. SO NOW THINGS GET PLEASANT. VEIWING YOU AS A WOMAN, LOVING YOU AS MY WOMAN, AND PROTECTING YOU AS MY QUEEN FOR THIS METAPHYSICAL BOND IS GOD SENT. LIFE IS GOOD, BUT UNITY MAKES IT PROFOUND. Jesus, Rivera Calderon Copyright ©2007 Jesus , Rivera Calderon C: Good person A: Easy to fall in love with L: very good kisser D: Is very sexual E: Can kick your ass R: Has one of the best personalities ever O: Can last a few rounds N: Loyal. Now do your name. A: Easy to fall in love with B: Amazing kisser C: Good

Thanksgiving 2007
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!! ~~~~~DRAGONBOI~~~~ You ever wonder to yourself why you keep doing the same shit every year for the longest time? I kept wondering myself that before I met my girl. Like why do I even bother going to Christmas or Turkey day when my mom doesn't even go. Or my sister is like living with her "fiance" parents? So as much as I would like her to come with me to my aunts. Its

About Me!
No relationships for me, I don’t think I’m physically capable to have my heart taken out again and then peed on and dropped in a jar of sulfuric acid, then ever so "gently" shoved back into my chest...On a lighter side, point is, I'm in all probability cooler then you and more intelligent, if you don’t concur that’s totally fine, that’s why its YOUR opinion, it's entirely fine in this day and age to be wrong. Besides, you almost certainly have been stung by a “jealousfish” at the beach and that’s the explanation for your detestable condition of hating, you need to eat a peanut butter and jealous sandwich cool whip and chill.. I am a freaking lunatic when it comes to partying and having fun. I love the outdoors and the indoors, I can be spontaneous or scheduling. I honestly don’t care what people think and I have NEVER followed the pack… the pack can lick my A**! You can follow me or just be a lunchbox because, well I pretty much rock. I

Nfc East Standings
NFC East Standings Cowboys 9-1 Giants 7-3 Redskins 5-5 Eagles 5-5 2007 Scores Cowboys vs. Giants W 45-35 Cowboys @ Dolphins W 37-20 Cowboys @ Chicago W 34-10 Cowboys vs. Rams W 35-7 Cowboys @ Bills W 25-24 Cowboys vs. Patriots L 48-27 Cowboys vs. Vikings W 24-14 Cowboys @ Eagles W 38-17 Cowboys @ Giants W 31-20 Cowboys vs. Redskins W 28-23 Cowboys vs.Jets - -

Single Life Sucks
I am sorry people but I hate being single again. The dating scene in my area really bites the big one. Why is it that a girl can't go out and have fun without some guy thinking she wants to get fucked????????? And why when you're going through a divorce does it give every perverted asshole the right to hit on you and tell you how beautiful you are and that they have exactly what you need???????? I am so sick of my soon to be ex husband's so called friends hitting on me and thinking its okay..one of them is even is best friend in the world. My ex and him think of each other as brothers...what does a girl have to do to get some respect be a bitch and tell everyone to just fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

From Romo To Owens
From Romo to Owens, We've Come A Long Way What a great feeling it is to be a Cowboys fan! Can you believe we are 9-1! We have many reasons to be happy, and very few to complain about. But I have a huge complaint I want to share with all of you. Where is the love? Where is the respect? The Dallas Cowboys have won 9 of their last 10 games. They have more than proven what they can do, and done it with class. But everytime you turn on ESPN or check out news around the internet, they are being bashed. Excuses are being thrown out there, when in reality the Cowboys are definitely the team to beat in the NFC. Tony Romo has been a blessing. He has come in every game and played his heart out. I won't say he hasn't made mistakes, but I dare you to try and give me a time when he didn't get back up and make up for it. He plays with everything he has until the last second of every game. As for certain commentators who say, "Sure, who couldn't succeed with the weapons he has on the field...".

10 W0rst Movie Names
10 WORST NAME FOR MOVIES Worst. Titles. Ever. They say you can't judge a book by its cover. Wrong! In honor of "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," we reveal the worst movie titles of all time By Sean Nelson Special to MSN Movies Every so often, a film comes along with a title so ridiculous, so embarrassing, so indescribably dumb that the whole world stands up to take notice. Mr. and Ms. Moviegoing Public, I present "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." Disclosure: I haven't seen this film. Confession: I am mildly intrigued by this film's premise, and the special effects it will no doubt generate, because I have a soft spot for corny movies that bring a tear to the eye. Promise: I will never, ever see this film -- not even on an airplane. Why? Because there comes a time when even the most avid film fan feels the need to take a stand against Hollywood's insulting tendency to equate creativity with marketing. Because, based on the trailer, histrionics major Dustin Hoff

Rated Someone A 2???
i would ONLY rate someone a two ONLY if someone rated me a two....if i DID!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I GOT BLOCKED BECAUSE OF AN ACCIDENT...OH WELL....oh well!!! LIFE GOES ON!!!! MM1 DOES THIS BOTHER YOU??? WHEN YOU GO TO WASH YOUR HANDS IN WALMART, TARGET AND THE LIKE AND THE AUTOMATIC SINK DISPENSER DOESN'T WORK? HALF THE TIME EITHER IT DOESN'T WORK OR IT PUTS OUT TOO MUCH WATER. HELPING the environment is great....BUT half of the time it doesn't work... i want to SHOOT the person who invented THIS!!! A) IT BOTHERS YOU B) NO, I COULD CARE LESSF!! THANKS MAIDEN!

Crew Idea
My wrestling persona is based upon the maniac known as Charles Manson.Thus Mike Manson was created and I use this with humor when performing. Now on Fubar, the handcuff crew isnt for NSFW pics nor am I that perverted. If I find one I WILL ask before ripping and once in awhile to friends I will ask for a pic depiction of this theme. People I am a happily married man of 21 years and this isnt a ploy to find a kinky lady out there. Just done with humor and some flirtation. Anyway, if you took time to read this I thank you and dont be shy with the handcuffs now.*wink*

Do We Need A Department Of Peace
Call for a Department of Peace December 3 - 7, 2007 NATIONAL ACTION! From Monday, December 3rd through Friday, December 7th, Americans of all generations will unite to telephone the offices of our Federal House of Representatives every 30 minutes to "Call for a Department of Peace!" We must act now. The impact of violence on Americans of all ages is too painful and costly, and the opportunities for peace are too great. We must make it known that all of us, from all generations, Call for a Department of Peace! By calling every 30 minutes for a week, we make it known that the Department of Peace is of importance to our congressional districts. See below to sign up for one time slot, and how to organize your friends, family, and network to do the same! ACT NOW! To join this action, visit: www.callforadepartmentofpeace.org. Follow the simple instructions to find your Member of Congress' "action page" and sign up for one 30-minute timeslot to call your House Represe

Got Turkey????
Ya all have a good turkey day and remember. If ur on a diet their is another MEAT that has Zero Cal's and no fat and can make u feel realy good at the and of the day..... Rock ON xoxoxoxoxo hehe Today is PINCH some ASS day and baby you know your sexy if you get THIS! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get 1-2u ugly, 3-4 ok, 5-6 damn, 7-8 wow, 9+ HOT AS HELL!!!

Super Friend Requests - Take Note! Hehe
Ok people....take note: twiizted74 KNOWS HIS WAY TO THE FRONT OF MY LINE! HERE is his beautiful friend request: "a really nice FR huh ?? ok, lets try this. I'm not looking for friends that are breathtaking (which of course u are) or just have their looks. id like to find sum that can think, chat, and just ramble about anything. id like to just be able to chat away and forget about everything else and just laugh and have fun. ike i said im a horrible flirt, so be warned ;) i love making ppl smile and laugh and I'm sure urs is worth the challenge. id love to see if i can live up to ur trust and friendship, but in teh end its up to u. id love the chance to get to know u better." Never before have I received such a lovely friend request by way of a private message: ----------------------------------------- "Hi. My name is Johnny. I saw your profile and looked at/rated some of your pictures. I have to tell you that you immediately stole my heart. My God you are such a Sweethe

Meth
I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charm

Happy Thanksgiving
This is the time of the year for all of us to sit back and reflect on our accomplishments of the past 11 months and look back to also see our new friends. If you haven't done so it is a good idea to do it now before it is to late. No, the worlds not going to end, at least I haven't been told that it is. But if you haven't thought of some of the things that you should be thankful for I suggest that you do it tonight. Make a list of the things you are thankful for this year and put it where you can find it next year and do the same thing and then go back and see if there is anything different or anything that you have left out. I can make my list right now. 1) I am thankful that I can wake up and breath for another day. 2). I am thankful for the many blessings that God has given me this year. 3). I am thankful that I am in reasonably good health. 4). I am thankful for my friends in real life and my friends on the internet. They are all very important to me. 5). I am thankful tha

To All My Fu Friends And Family :)
Thank you so much to everyone who helped me get to Godmomma! I'd especially like to thank Strawberrii Kisses, and the Shadow Levelers--y'all kick some major butt! To everyone else who helped me along the way, thank you thank you thank you! I love you all! P.S.--to any Shadow Levelers that I have not yet rated in return, please send me a message and I'll return the love A.S.A.P.! ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ the Shadow Bombers Fu-owned by ‡±(Tarheel±Tilley)±‡@ fubar Ok. So I cut down my list today, and the results are pretty sad. I knocked my list down from almost 400, to 31 friends. And I hear from these remaining 31 in one way or another. So if you're reading my blog, that means you're still a friend. And a great one at that. So to all of my friends, thank you.... :) Kelly

Wrong
Sometimes I feel something is wrong with me All I do is cry I can't stop this pain All I want to do is disappear. Something must be wrong with me I feel so much Emotions run wild Confusion blinds me Makes me feel lost inside Is something wrong with me? All these unwanted an terriable things Deep inside me Always there Never fading away Wrong Wrong, Something must be wrong. I can't stop these thoughts What the pain drives Turns my stomach Hurting Sometimes I think something is truly wrong within me. With only one way out. One way to end the pain. One way to sooth the soul.

Slipping
Everyday is starting to be the same thing over and over again. I get up go to work come home get on the net for a few minutes then go to bed. I really don't have anything else going on other than that. Just seem to be loosing grip on reality. Someone shake me awake before I slip away

Nascar Deluxe Lounge
A friend of mine opened a new lounge called the Nascar Deluxe Lounge. Come check it out. We are also looking for help. Just ask Dale Jr. (he is the owner) you can find his profile in my family section. Check us out, join and have a good time!! Hope to see you all there.

Any Models Out There???
hey ppl....im a resident plastic n general surgeon....just hopin to find some models for my work...for modeling...or even some advice or commments...contact me...or if willin to chat... jawwad316@yahoo.com is my id...take care..

Giveing Thanks
I shall wake up with a song of gratitude in my heart. I will thank the angels for the miraculous process of life that I notice vibrating all around me. I am glad to be alive, I feel blessed by the angels each day. and i feel blessed to have all of you as my friends may you all have a life time of happness (((((HUGGS))))) to all HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL FROM THE WORMTH OF MY HOME TO YOURS BLESSED BE TO ALL

Silkyelf
So I am on my computer and hit the history because I needed to get back to a site -- I find this site - and to my surprise I notice that my fiance is a member. Eric 'Sober_Irishman' Wonner - I was rather surprised to see that he was trolling for women here. Well lets just say that I am less than pleased but two can play at the same game. With the only difference that unlike him I don't have "the gift that keeps on giving" so ladies if you want to know about it - let me know I will gladly share my story. Gentleman I am a professional, fun loving, carefree female with no strings. I live in Grand Island NY and anywhere in the Buffalo area works for me. Looking forward to getting to know you.

Interesting...
Cherished Friends God must have known there would be times We'd need a word of cheer, Someone to praise a triumph Or brush away a tear. He must have known we'd need to share The joy of "little things" In order to appreciate The happiness life brings. I think He knew our troubled hearts Would sometimes throb with pain, At trials and misfortunes, Or goals we can't attain. He knew we'd need the comfort Of an understanding heart To give us strength and courage To make a fresh, new start. He knew we'd need companionship, Unselfish... lasting... true, And so God answered the heart's great need With cherished friends... like you! g.w2007

All Things Hot!!!
OK, I’m getting a little bored with this page so I thought I would ask some questions to some things I have been thinking about…..I got a tattoo back in June….but I have been thinking about getting another one….but I wanted to ask ya'll where you think the most sexiest place on a woman is....what kind of tattoo do you like to see on a woman?

Relax And Enjoy Life
good friends are always hard to come by. not many people you can trust. just takes a lot of patience and good intuition in getting to know who your real friends are and how they act/how relaxed they are or what not. friends don't turn their back on friends or backstab their friends. they look out for ya and help ya every chance they can. takes a while to learn your friends and see who the good ones are and what ones arn't worth deaing with. you don't want a friend that takes advantage of you. thats just not right. live and learn. not always something you hope to deal with but always something to look into. lifes too short to let people get to you. just gotta see whats in front of you and enjoy life for what its worth. not gonna be here forever. we all have our hard times and are good times just need to figure out what needs to see what needs to be done and go for it. wanna go for whats best for you. don't let people put ya down walk all over you, control ya. don't need

I Am Thankful
Every Thanksgiving my family and I sit around after dinner and tell what we are thankful for. So while I am busy making pies and such I was thinking about what I am thankful for and so much came to mind. I have so much to be thankful for this year..Though I have had my share of turmoil this past year I am so thankful that despite all the setbacks I feel they help mold the person I am and continue to be. I feel we are always learning and changing and these life lessons are what makes us as a person. My dad came home today and I am so thankful to have him still around when most don't have anyone. I am thankful for my kids though they drive me batty at times..LOL I am thankful for my wonderful friends, my family, basically my life! The list could go on and on what I am thankful for. No matter how difficult it can get sometimes, I am thankful because despite the setbacks my life is filled with very beautiful people. It is my hope that everyone has a great day tomorrow, whether it just

Now Hiring!!
Come Join Our Team!! Stinkeye Radio is currently looking to fill the following positions: DJs - No experience needed, we will train you! Must be outgoing and like music! Advertisement - Must be outgoing, A people person, and willing to advertise online and in public! Lounge Greeter - You must have or get FuBar, Just greet people as they enter the lounge! Security - Experience prefered! If interested please go to stinkeyeradio.com and fill out the application or contact me!

To My Friends Here On Fubar!
I just wanted to say to all my friends on here (especially Huntress), Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving weekend. for those of you shopping the day after turkey, good luck on those red hot deals. Be safe, Your bud, Marc Have a Merry Christmas!! Be safe and have fun!!

The Things Kids Will Say !
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the

Friendship
hi everyone just putting this together and just want let you know i am not looking for girlfriend, I have wonderful lady in my life and were very happy together, just looking to make friends... drop me line or 2 thanks dennis

Holiday Wishes!!
OK WHO LOVES ME ENOUGH TO LEAVE A GIFT UNDER MY TREE. LOL HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!! Just wishing all my Family, Friends, and Fans a Very Happy Thanksgiving. Hope your holiday is filled with happiness and lots and lots of turkey…lol Holiday Wishes Brought to you by: ♥ sTaRr ♥ of ~The Graveyard Family~&~FuWifey of Kat~@ fubar

Something Cool For Our Troops...
Please do this and pass it on! Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

Thanksgiving 2007
Ironically, this is probably going to be the first Thanksgiving I am going to enjoy since I have been back from Iraq. Last Year, was kind of on a down beat note considering I had recently gotten fired by former employer prior to again Ironically 2 days before Veteran's Day(A blessing in its self not having to work with a management made of cowardly and self serving assholes) . There are a lot things to be thankful for : I still have my health. I still can think for myself. I have new job with a good company, making decent money. I have my own place to live. Always room for improvements but those will come in time. I have my family, my sons, and my friends. I have faith that things will work out in the end and for the best. I have been blessed with Gifts and challenges from God and it has given me a rich life that money can not buy. I am in America, the land of the free because it is the home of the brave. While I might be in an endless fruitless chase in the pursu

To Everyone!!.....yay!....
I just wanted to tell everyone to have a fricken awesome Thanksgiving!..... and!... well thats about it!...But I hope everyone has a great day!... and that everyone gets super full!!....lol... *kisses*

Wow!!! Who Wants A Salute And A Gift From Me?????
it's easy all you have to do is CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW and comment bomb me 50 times and i will make you a salute and send ya a gift so plz i need all the help i can get so come and show me some love and i'll return the favor..when you are done with the 50 comments send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE NOT A SHOUT OUT! telling me that you are finish!

Devils Brain
You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy Of The Devil's Brain) By : The Flaming Lips You have to be joking They wouldn't do what you said Oh, my vision is blurred again You have to be kiddin' me They wouldn't do those unspeakable things Oh, my Jesus It's worse than you think Stood here in the morning Got no science to explain Seems to me that God and the devil Are both the same You have to be lyin' They wouldn't do what you told me about Oh, my vision is blurred again

Very Important, Please Read
I will be shutting off my shoutbox completely very soon. If you need me send a message. I will not discuss anything of a personal nature anymore. I might not even flirt anymore. I stayed up very late last night talking to a great friend of mine. I have been thinking alot lately and with this talk I decided on some things! First of all........... most things cyber related is just that nothing more. So many view this as an escape. We are entitled to live as we choose. When you realize you are not living for you anymore that is when you must change it back. I need to find me all over again. He has always helped me so many times with kind words and comforting my heart and soul. I do hope any and all who read this can find a friend like this. The person on the other side of the screen can be extremely real................ never forget that. I do not know if I will stay on here in the long run or not. I do know I met some nice people on here. One friend tests my nerve a bit, but y

Life4
It is hard to believe that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It feels like it sneaks up on me faster and faster every year. I really do enjoy Thanksgiving because the only thing it is about is family and or friends and eating. No gifts. It is a time to reflect and be thankful. It has been a hard year with my two boys but I still have a lot to be thankful for. I am not a big fan of turkey and that is what is traditional to serve for Thanksgiving but I do love everything else that comes along with it. To me, turkey is just kind of bland. It is much better with lots of gravy! No matter how you cook a turkey or what you put on it, it always tastes the same to me. I also love pumpkin pie. Has to have whip cream though! What is pumpkin pie without whip cream? It is a crime is what it is! We are going to my brother-in-laws house tomorrow here in town so that makes it easy. Not sure what time we are supposed to be there? They always say dinner will be at such and such time and it n

Santini Live At The Royal York Hotel Concert Hall In Toronto
On Feb 22nd 2008 Santini will be live at the Royal York Hotel Concert Hall as part of the OAAS tradeshow. If you are there be sure to visit the Dark Master of Escape booth!

Words Of Wisdom...or Something.
The problem with some people is...when they're not drunk, they're sober. I drink to make other people interesting. It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The problem is, i can't remember if it's the 13th or the 14th drink? Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

How To Treat A Woman...
The following paragraph was written by my dear friend Mirko 'baldaddy' Bell Well ladies, I have been thinking about this for a while and thought I would ask. What is it about a guy that catches your eye? What makes him attractive to you? What turns you on or off about him? What does a guy have to do to win your heart? Is it the little things he does, the way he looks at you, what he says or does? Please let me know and maybe if some guys look at this they may just get it and actually think before they open their mouths. As for myself, I think that actually listening to what you have to say and not just pretending to hear is a very important quality. A lot of guys will acknowledge you, but are they really listening or just appeasing you? Also respect, as my mom raised me she always instilled that in me and also threatened me if I didn't I'd answer to her....lol. So, please let me and all the other guys out there know what you think. I'm sure it will be an enormous benefit to them.

Contests
Contest has started and I have 2 friends in it and if you can find some time go on over and show them some love!! We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`

The Holidays
Just a quick thought for you to ponder... Why is Thanksgiving the forgotten holiday? I see Christmas lights up already and it about makes me sick. My birthday is around Thanksgiving, so it has a special place in my heart. Ticks me off, that we have to worry about the commercialization of Christmas, instead of spending time with our families and loved ones. So to everyone of my lovely friends...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! And fuck Christmas. *Grins*

Blocking Ppl Or Non-family From Sb Comments --especially Annoying Ppl
the "posted" comment from Mike isnt the problem here ppl...who cares if "I" hav the option to TURN OFF my bartab to "only see my comments". The point is everyone can now see everyones comments!!! FACT! All ppl see wat u r doing unless u r a VIP, and choose the "option" in PROFILE mentioned below. Only VIP's hav a button in PROFILE that allows ppl not to see wat they r doing.. the "No I'm Skeered" option under bartab settings. Non-VIP's don't have the option to "turn -off" all viewers. so YES! alot of STALKERS will now be able to see exactly wat u r doing. If that doesnt make alot of u ppl a bit nervous, then wait til it happens. Alot of privacy is now gone too. Not nervous? I'm sur u will b very soon. I'm sure "mike's" choices on this will cause many good ppl as members to now make the choice to leave FUBAR for good. That is sad. Cud b avoided. The point of all this??? they want more VIP members..to make more $$$ which GEE!!! surprise!! who doesn't , right?? I mean the

Barbwire And Roses
Wrapped in barbwire. Sowed up in thorns. My cuts are vissible. and im scornd. I feel like shit. and no ones there. im alone like always. and no one cares. I sit alone. And listen to bitching. why do i have to take this when im venting. torments my home. Darkness my slave. No one can save me in my dying day. the world fucked up. And i blame them. Why cant we all just shut up an asend. this place is worse then hell i think. but what the hell is in store for us i will never know. Call me emo i dont give a shit. just take the dagger and take your hit. walk on me like the rest of them do. But in the end you will see the truth. No matter what happnes i will always be there. Spit on me,beat me i dont care. I will never turn away even tho im shattered. My hearts easyly broken but thats another matter. you see im to kind and dont turn away. even if your an ass i will be there to say hey. I can be a friend even to envy. hell Wrath is my friend he sits with me. I k

A Penny Saved
The Haircut One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased, and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the bar

Waiting And Anticipating Unleashed Passions
Since our senses seek from our thoughts A subtle taste of you is all I need To let my mind feed on your voice Give my thoughts no choice.. To travel to mental destinations That would have us in situations That makes gravity travel faster and brings our bodies closer.. to the earth.. The sight of incoherent sighs Passions rain down on our souls We hold the grip of our touch To make feelings of the anticipation of our first kiss.. To insist.. That this is where we want to spend every day of our lives I imagine circling your body without touch Blindfolding your senses and kissing you With mental pics to infect your mind So that You crave my touch when you're alone To beckon the moment we shared as our own As I savor your scent.. But I am waiting.. My imagination letting it run laps around in my head Lulling me to sleep as I..... Wait and wait and wait as I anticipate… Of what could be…

Removing My Mask!!
whoever may be reading my blog knows that I have been trying to stop smokin weed and drinking...i jus finished the first step...and i relapsed december...i smoked and drank...but my issue is now the drinking...drinkin has never been a problem for me but now that i have been trying to stop...it seems to make me wanna drink even more...i feel like drinkin sometimes...i'm not a big drinker but i wanna fuckin drink...and i don't see anything wrong with an occassional drink...i been going to NA meetings and i feel like i should be able to drink...seeing that alcohol is not my drug of choice...this shit is giving me headaches thinkin about it and i jus want to stop smoking weed and i'm not understanding why i have to give up alcohol too...yeah i know i need to talk to my sponser but i already know what she gonna say...and i don't really want to hear it...the other day we met at her house and i broke up all my paraphanelia and shit as my final surrender...so thats all thats be going on but i

Informatiom
My Request? My Friends here at fubar? This has nothing to do with fubar its personal. I have a business web sight and for that sight I have a tool bar..... now the people who let one to make a free tool bar for your sight are running a promo and i get points for the number of times the tool bar gets downloaded these points are then converted to actual "DOLLARS" I cant cash it down till it gets to $150.00 what I am asking is some of you could help by downloading the tool bar I don't care if you download then delete it takes about 10 seconds. Check it out if you want maybe it will interest some of you if not then by all means delete..here is the URL http://CT6867.ourtoolbar.com Thanks in advance...Denno...I hope I don't get into trouble for this action....have a great day... PS // I will buy myself a VIP with the dollars. A MUST READ LIPSTICK INFORMATION: Something to consider Next time you go shopping for Lipstick...... This comes from someone Who works

Happythanxgiving
couple of new ones if ur interested to one and all ty for being my friends have a save and happy holiday hope to see you all soon hope you all have a speicalomoan to hold tight and share it with take care

Happy Thanksgiving
It's that time of year again to stop and count our blessings. I hope each and every one of you can take a few moments to reflect on where you are and where you are going. Seems we sometimes get lost on "Lifes Highway" and can't figure out how to get back on track. I think about that as I'm about to hit the highway headed towards Wisconsin. The turkey will be carved, the meal will be shared, the laughter will flow. Dinner this year is at my daughterinlaw's parents, they really are great people. The real part willl be Saturday, my little Granddaughter turns one on the 26th and the party is Saturday. Time really does fly, hard to believe that just one year ago that our little Angel was born. To all of you that will be traveling, be careful out there. To all of you that read this, know that I care about each and every one of you and I treasure the time we share together. To all of you that don't really give a crap, well Happy thanksgiving to you too...hehehe Peace Out, Tim

My Shoutbox
MY SB IS TURNED OFF TO EVERYONE BUT FAMILY. THIS WEEK HASN'T BEEN A GOOD ONE AND MY SB WAS GETTING BLOWN UP. I DON'T MIND MAIL MESSAGES IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY. I AM NOT SURE YET IF OR WHEN I WILL TURN IT BACK ON. SORRY

Bdsm
I found this in browsing the internet for learning material and thought it was beautiful. It relates beautifully into how i feel for my Master now (although he will be expecting to hear this in my own words). Wanted to share it with my fellow sub sisters and others. Perhaps it will enlighten someone who is looking to understand. I am a submissive woman ~Author Unknown i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in servin

Mexicans
MEXICANS dont just kiss, we make out. MEXICANS dont just fore play, we fuck! MEXICANS dont relax, we chill. MEXICANS dont dance, perreamos. MEXICANS dont talk bad, we talk shit. MEXICANS lips arent just hot, their the lips you wish you could kiss. MEXICANS dont do it, we do it Suavecito. MEXICANS are the people you could ALWAy..z trust. MEXICANS arent nice, we the shit. MEXICANS arent just friends, we are fucking carnales. MEXICANS arent cool, we are a toda madre! MEXICANS are sexy! MEXICANS are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are MEXICAN! MEXICANS are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who MEXICANS are. People envy us because they know we are better!!!! No nationality is more BANGiN then MEXICAN!!!!!!!! && EVERyB0Dy L0VE'S US BECAUSE WE ARE UNiQUE iN THE BEST WAy'S THAT THERE C0ULD BE!!!!!! !!!!! WE ARE MEXICANS && SO0 FUCKiiN PROUD 0F IT!!!!! S0000........IF UR FUCKIN PROUD T0 BE MEXICAN THEN PUT TH

Is It Lost
The world all around me, Slowly fades away. As my thoughts of you, Take over my mind. I see us lying Under the moonlit sky. Your arms wrapped tightly around me, As you softly whisper you love me. But then i open my eyes, And realize its just a dream. A dream of what maybe lost, And may never get back. For now you're gone, And in My arm's nothing as i sit here alone, With nothing to hold onto but a dream.

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

A Brave Pastors Prayer
A BRAVE PASTORS PRAYER When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard; "Heavenly Father, We come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good" but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's Possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it Freedom of speech and expression. We have rid

Happy Thanksgiving
well tomarrow is thanksgiving and as i sit here i find myself thankful for too many things to mention. I hope all of you have had a great year and i would like to thank everyone who has made mine soo good. Well i have to go now its time to make the pies.... lol HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!! NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN......... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be

Zandrielle
A lot has changed in my life. It grows and changes at an alarming rate. This does not bother me. But I want people to know me. The real me. If you dont want to hear it or are sensitive to abnormal according to society read no further. Name: Shannon Age: 35 Gender: Genetic Female, but more discussed later Hometown: I live in Jacksonville, FL. I spent a year in Tucson, AZ. Long story short hoping for a romance with a friend that didnt work out. But loved the state and city, would move back there at the first chance. Other than that I grew up in the Jacksonville, FL area. I was born in Henderson, KY. Appearance: I am 5'5", close to 300 lbs (Yes, I am considered a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)), with shoulder length red hair,with faded blue eyes, behind stylish frames. I always wear jeans and a T-shirt. The styles vary but I stay the same. If you see me in something else call the Guiness Book of World Records. I have multiple piercings and one tattoo. The tattoo is a Tiger wit

Situational Update
Heya Folk, Just an update here and a Wish for everyone to have a Safe and Stress-Free Holiday. We are still in Mississippi Camp Sitting. We will be heading over to my Folks in a few hours for the BIG meal tomorrow. Gonna be heading back to Florida Friday morning. Miss everyone. Look forward to catching up with folk this weekend!!! Blessings All!!! Eugene & Victoria

A Winters Chill
A chilly winter's night, I feel A stinging in my heart. You cry for me, within your tomb. My lips quiver, then they part (-- But only muffled sobs escape.) I feel your aching body wrapped In a heartless granite shell, We both endure this loneliness - This barren, choking Hell. But then, to nothingness I soar, The night wind is my guide. Forever drawn to your impulse, From your call, I cannot hide. My blood, my flesh, are offerings Of boundless passion that can heal. I envision rapture, lost in you, In delirium, I feel Your breath upon my pulsing chest, Your hands caressing me. Dark Angel - take my innocence And forever set me free. A breeze... my senses now awake. In darkness now I scream. I tumble down cold granite steps But land softly, as in a dream. Dark Angel, I answer your painful cry After endless weary nights - Upon the threshold of your tomb My heart, my soul, alights.

Life Is Beautiful
hi everyone there is email circulating around the net called life is beautiful.. if you recieve one of these emails........ PLEASE DO NOT OPEN IT DELETE IT STRAIGHT AWAY it contains a virus which when opened gains access to ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION INCLUDING PICTURES AND ALL OTHER INFORMAION ie your bank details etc......... so please remember to delete it straight away

A Waste Of Time
Wasted thoughts? Wasted feelings? Wasted time? Wasted years? Is love fiction. Or is love real? Hard to tell After all those years. They said I'm great, Said I was a dream. Not good enough? I guess so, Not for you. I want to cry, But tears would be blood. I want to laugh, But it pains more then tears. The sands of time will flow, Soon becoming part of the body, And tears will never run dry.

Lost Alot
Struggle is life. Life which has nothing. Nothing to inspire. Lost a lot. Alot when I lost you. Alot as you were the one I looked at. Looked at to inspire me. Inspire me from the struggle of life. Life which I live. Living I am without my comfort. Which was you. Struggling I am. Struggling without you.

Happy.......
My kiddies & I are getting ready to head down to my parents (lots of cooking & baking to do..) so I wanted to be sure to wish EVERYONE a very ~*HAPPY THANKSGIVING*~ To those of you who know my situation & have kept us in your thoughts I THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart - tomorrow will be DIFFICULT but for my babies & my little niece & nephew I have to be strong. So THANK YOU again *LOVE & BLESSINGS* Christina (& babies, lol)

I'm So Tired Of This.....
Am i the only one which i'm sure i'm not who has to put up with people who go crazy cause ur not answering them at the computer when they want u too... damn when i put up a sign Around and About thats what it means not that i do it to see if ur paying attention and chat it means i'm here and there if u want a chat leave a message and i promise i will get back to u... God it's a site to chat and have fun i do have a life as do many of us, so if i don't answer move on people or leave a message i'm not ignoring u on purpose i'm doin something.... get over it or take me off ur friends i don't care anymore kkkkk.... Sorry just had to vent a bit.....

I Love You
Just as my heart beats It beats for you, Should it stop just for a second, It would stop for you. A perfect picture, Couldnt be clearer. When all the words Were lost. There was you. You; who, Filled my every waking thought, Kept me from sleep, You; who, Stole my heart, And judged me worthy, of holding your hand. Now im here; Speaking to you from afar, Whispering in you ear, Words you cannot hear. This is it, All it was, Just whispers in the dark, I hope you heard me. I Love You.

Get This Shawty
Well no one knows the real me yet,because most dont understand.my advise to everyone who is married,single,gay,bi,whatever just be happy life is to short. happy holidays to all my friends,this shawty is the shit!!!!!!!!!

Muze Lounge In Scottsdale
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Curious?
Well ladies, I have been thinking about this for a while and thought I would ask. What is it about a guy that catches your eye? What makes him attractive to you? What turns you on or off about him? What does a guy have to do to win your heart? Is it the little things he does, the way he looks at you, what he says or does? Please let me know and maybe if some guys look at this they may just get it and actually think before they open their mouths. As for myself, I think that actually listening to what you have to say and not just pretending to hear is a very important quality. A lot of guys will acknoledge you, but are they really listening or just appeasing you? Also respect, as my mom raised me she always instilled that in me and also threatened me if I didn't I'd answer to her....lol. So, please let me and all the other guys out there know what you think. I'm sure it will be an enormous benefit to them.

Friend-co Worker Killed
http://www.nj.com/centraljersey/index.ssf/2007/11/crash_of_times_delivery_truck.html Crash of Times delivery truck kills driver by Paul Szaniawski/The Times Wednesday November 21, 2007, 10:33 AM SOUTH BRUNSWICK -- A truck driver delivering newspapers for The Times of Trenton was killed in an accident on Route 1 in South Brunswick early Wednesday morning. Police said the driver, believed to be in his 40s, has not been identified. The Times newspaper truck was rear-ended by a tractor-trailer while heading south on Route 1 at about 3 a.m., said Detective Jim Ryan of the South Brunswick police. The cause of the accident was unknown, he said. The collision with the tractor-trailer forced the newspaper truck into an utility pole. The tractor- trailer then skidded into a culvert, but driver escaped injury, Ryan said. Police would not identify the driver of the tractor-trailer. The crash near Raymond Road is causing traffic congestion.Only one lane is open near the

For Ever Smile
It will begin with a smile curling up at the corners until it collides with your eyes It will lead into words saying what can't be said trying to speak from the heart It will turn into a lifetime learning and sharing giving eachother what was missing It will begin with a smile and end with forever

Read This
Okay you all know how this goes! Copy and paste all this then erase my answers and put your own in and reply then post in your own blog entry! Three Names I go by 1. Jared 2. Jay 3. Jaybird Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Customer Service Rep 2. Cashier 3. Paper Boy Three Places I have lived 1. Bound Brook, New Jersey 2. Port Saint Lucie, Florida 3. Cookeville, Tennessee Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Monday Night Raw 2. Friday Night Smackdown 3. Code Monkey's Three places I have been 1. Pennsylvania 2. Georgia 3. Michigan Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My friend Amber 2. Sex Sites 3. Daily Strength.org Three of my favorite foods 1. Chinese Food 2. Steak 3. Triple Fudge Brownies Three things I would like to do 1. Go to a live WWE event 2. Get laid for hours on end 3. Kick George Bush in the crotch Three friends I think will respond 1. Dont Know 2. Havent a Clue 3. Not Sure Things I am looking forward to 1. My Bir

Life3
I am beginning to wonder if anything is made in the United States anymore, or any other country besides China? I bought some shoes the other day that are supposed to be European. They have a European size and as far as I know, they used to be made somewhere in Europe before. I thought the shoe was very cute but the quality just doesn't seem to be what it used to be from this company. ECCO is the brand. Known for comfort. So I turn over the shoe looking at it closely, I see the words "Made in China". I was shocked. Then I looked at another pair of my shoes that are supposed to be made in America, it is an American Company and sure enough, it said "made in china"! I am disgusted that a majority of American companies do not have factories in America. This isn't anything new but it seems to be getting worse and worse. So these Multi Million dollar companies can get cheap labor in China and Taiwan that they give up on quality for mass production and to save money! Quality just

Going On A Trip
Hey everyone.... I need to find somone to kick it wit in the following citys and times... Amarillo Tx @7.50 pm on friday for an hour and 45 mins, Albuorerque, NM @ 1:30 AM on the 24th for 5 hours, Saltlake city, UT @ 5:10 pm for 3 hours, Denver, CO @6:15 pm on Dec 1st for 4hours and 30 mins and Kansas City, MO at 11:30 pm for 6 hours and 30 mins.... So any takers feel free to text me at 620-926-0090 I hope to see you soon.....

If
If my heart had windows, You'd see it choose you. To always love you My Baby, And forever remain true. If my heart had windows, You'd see who it aches for. Who it's loved from the start, And who it will be there for. If my heart had windows, You'd see how I truly fell. How you took this heart, Made it feel a love so real. If my heart had windows, You'd see deep inside. The love I have for you, It'll never leave your side. If my heart had windows, You'd see how much I care. How much you mean to me, And how I'LL always be there. If my heart had windows, You'd see where you belong. Right here forever in my life, And in a love so very strong.

Setting Yourself Up...
Sometimes I wonder why we set ourselves up for disappointment. I wish I knew how to keep myself from doing this. I realize it after the fact and I tend to do it quite a bit. Keepin this first blog short and simple. Just something to think about, then again I don't want to beat myself up over it. What's finished, is finished.

The Sisterhood....
This goes out to all my new sisters in the Sisterhood...I am trying to make it around to everyone to show luv..and get everyone fanned..added..and rated..But in the mean-time if anyone needs help leveling or anything else just shout me or send me a privite message...and i will be there..I dont want to miss out on helping a sister in need.. As the Sisterhood grows in numbers..I also dont want to do one sister's whole profile and look over someone else's..So im up-dating this for all the new members..I'm making my way slowly to your page..If you need help before then just give me a shout...Welcome To Thr Sisterhood.. THE GREATEST GROUP OF WOMEN YOU EVER WANT TO MEET( WELCOME ) ( COWGIRL HUGS )

My Poetry
'A thing of beauty is a joy for ever' Words of Keats one can forget never What is beauty - beauty is where One can enjoy here and there, every where! Grecian urn a beautiful piece Niagara falls a beautiful place Silver streaks of water brings us peace Hills and dales sure nature's grace! Does beauty lie in the objects seen Or lie in the eyes of the seer keen? Beauty seen in the scorching Sun Beauty felt in the biting cold Beauty heard in the melody of birds Beauty smelt in the fragrance of rose Beauty tasted in the bitterness of neem Beauty found sure in every mean(s) ! 'Beauty is truth and truth beauty That is all what ye know on earth And what all ye need to know' Words of Wisdom From votary of beauty And a devotee of Almighty! Creator of noble beauty Harbinger of peace and piety Bless me with those eyes and mind Beauty in ugliness that they can find! Beauty of the mind and beauty of the soul Sure makes one the wholesome whole! I wrote this poem f

You Guys
Free Comments & Graphics Thank Each and Every one of you guys for making me feel welcomed here.. I love all my friends on here and wish you all the best... Hugssssssssss friendlygurl xoxo Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,, Welcome to my page.... Dont be shy and Hollar at me winks!

Friends Writings To Me
God's Gift One day when God felt generous, He looked down at me and smiled, "Since I feel so magnanimous, I'd like to give you something, child." He asked me what I wanted, I said, "Oh, really nothing more, You've done so much already." He said, "That's what God is for." "You have been pretty good," He said, I know there's not much that you seek, I will pick a little something, Just to make your life complete." With great anticipation, I looked forward to my gift, I wondered what God had in mind, That would give me such a lift. "This gift," God said, "You realize, Bears some responsibility, So, if you accept my present, You must be willing to agree... "To offer unconditionally, A section or a part, Of more than half of you, The larger portion of your heart." "Okay, God," I answered, "Since in You, I always trust, I'll meet your obligation, In the manner that I must." To myself, I thought, wow, what a gift, For so much of me, God's asked, N

I Love You
I love you more than you can know. I love you more than all the snow. I love you more than all the sand. I love you now, and I'll love you then. I'll love you old, like I loved you new. I'll even love you when I'm blue. I'll love your hair both red, and grey. I'll love you when we roll in the hay. I'll love you easy, and I'll love you hard. I'll even love you in the back yard. I'll love you more than you can know. I love you, and now it's time to go. All my love, Forever, Michael

The Old Man And The Passenger Trains
Monday, December 27, 2004 The Legendary Greeting Ghosts of the (Bonilla, SD) Railroad. For years, the Chicago Milwaukee & St. Paul Railroad passenger trains were greeted by an old man and his faithful dog at the Bonilla, South Dakota station. Both man and dog took pride in greeting the CM & SP RR passengers as they disembarked from the trains in all kinds of weather and at all hours of the day and night, often staying up into the wee hours of the morning to greet a late arriving train. With his dog at his side, the old man would go to the Post Office in the old James Hotel in search of information on late passenger arrivals, knowing that the Postmaster was waiting for the mail to arrive with the passenger train that was overdue. With no family of his own to speak of, the old man was lonely and longed for the companionship of others. In reality, his dog was the only family he had and the two of them were inseparable. Even in death. To lessen his loneliness, the old man would,

For My Autistic Angels
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Scammers Verses Lovers
Well, at my age you'd think I could tell the difference between when someone is trying to scam me or really cares about me. I've had a long term relationship with a man from England who was in Nigeria. Yeah, that's what I said, Nigeria. You'd think right there when people heard the word Nigeria they'd be coming out of the woodworks screaming, "NO, NO, don't give this guy a chance! He's a Nigerian Scammer!" And most of them did come out of the woodworks, believe me! But I refused to believe that a man who talked so smoothe and was so handsome and wanted to marry me would be a Nigerian scammer verses a businessman from Canterbury who got robbed doing business in Nigeria. So, what do I do? Think, of course, like a die hard romantic, that this guy was genuine, but he wasn't. I was so blinded that, when he sent me a vase of a dozen red roses I was thrilled! Guess what came out of his mouth? Have you sold them yet to send me the money? I said, "Why would I sell such a beautiful

My Court Hearing Today
someone decided to tell me that i sound full of myself.....Um sorry no......im just quite curious about what the girls on here will honestly say.....if you wanna go off and tell me im full of myself then why the fuck did you add me on??? Okay all today was my court hearing for child support enforcement...needless to say things went just as i planned...the Judge had read my response to the complaints and petition and has ruled that a Paternity test WILL take place on November 29th....My ex will be ordered to submit herself and the child for the paternity test...if she fails to do so she will lose any and all benefits from the state of illinois including her medicaid and the case will be immediately dismissed and i will be a free to file for a uncontested divorce and i will be free to remarry!!! Someone was watching over me today....and i think it was my dad.....Thanks dad...you came thru when i needed it most!

Lyrics To So In Love
oooo (x5) Verse 1: Its been so many days So many hours Since we went our seperate ways And im still here missing you What am i supposed to do? When theres So many things That remind me of That times that we shared Just the two of us I cant understand it.. why doe's it have to be this way.. Tell me.. Chrous: baby..what do i do.. when im..so in love with you i could never..never..never ever love this way again (x2) Verse 2: Lieing in the bed.. we shared.. the only thing missing.. your not here.. i ? on the love we made you used to drive me crazy when you said my name and when you kissed me there ohh baby..ohhh wee baby.. tell me what do i say what do i do.. when im still in love with you Chrous (x2) ooo (x5) Bridge: what did i do to deserve this all i ever wanted was to make you happy baby tell me where did we go wrong i need to know..where is the love (x2) Chrous(x2) ooo (x5)

Please Help
MY WIFE IS IN FLORIDA VISITING HER DEATHLY IL GRANDFATHER I WAS HOPEING IF YOU HAVE TIME AND COMMENTS YOU WOULD GO HIT HER PAGE HARD SHE NEEDS 8,500 COMMENTS TO GET HER 1 MONTH VIP I THINK IT WOULD BE A NICE SUPPRISE WHEN SHE GETS BACK TONIGHT ITS DONE WE R OFFERING BIG PIMPING GIFTS TO WHO EVER HELPS HER OUT EITHER SEE ME OR MIDNIGHT STAR WHICH IS ON IN MY FAMILY LIST THANK IN ADVANCE

Nsfw
ok.. soo.. a pic of me.. in underwear n a bra was amrked nsfw.. i dont get it .. i was clothed.. and you couldnt se n e thing!! WTF!!!! its the same as a fucking bathing suit!! But None Of my Bathing suit pics have been marked.. whats the deal!?!?!? oh.. and one of my other pics got marked to.. and it wasnt nsfw at all. it says "love is the slowest form of suicide!" .. nothing nsfw there.. just because it has to do with suicide.. dont mean it is nsfw!! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!! i deleted all my bra pics.. b/c the fuckers keep wanting to flag my pics.. and it is horseshit! And I Dont Want my acct deleted b/c of some smart ass thinking that hey need to flag all my fuckin pics! i have NEVER had one pic flagged until now!! NOT ONE!! SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FUCK IS MY STUFF GETTING FLAGGED?!?!?!?!? Let Me know What Ya Think.. this is ridiculous!

Lost
The light is off, I am in darkness I once lived in light, in brightness But now, the light is gone. In this wide world, I am alone. It is painful to lose your heart To live without your heart, Oh I am in pain How can I love again? Its a long story This story is my history. The history of suffering caused by too much pain I seek redress but oh, its in vain. I wish to return to myself from you Because in my heart there is only you.

Most Influential Drummer?
Well this be my first blog lol I play a bit of drums so in ur opinion who would u all say is the greatest best most influential drummer of all time? Of course as for me most deff would either be buddy rich or gene krupa. And of course for rock lordy to many to name lol

Im In A Giveaway!
hey guys! i am in a vip giveaway! i need a total of 7500 comments rates are worth 10. i am not asking for anyone to leave comments but if you could stop by and rate it a 10 i would greatly appreciate it

Stuff
We are having our yearly HALLOWEEN PARTY on Nov.1 . We live around Charlottsville if you would like to know more just send us a message, and if you sound safe lol we can tell you all about it. Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 28% Bad, 72% Good Your cell phone manners are quite good. Not perfect, but almost. Occasionally, you do annoy people with your cell. But when you realize it, you stop. How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette? You are 90% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Darkness
Like tyrants assembled with tears Trembling like a tomb And singing like a statue I am as empty as the ocean. My blind eyes scream in silence So this eternal echo will be known. Given to the foils of time, And shattered like plate glass- You freeze within the fire. Darkness now lives at daylight, And shadows turn to the ghosts. With all that shined is hollow You imagine unconsciously. And pretending to sleep you realize, Nothing is what it seems.

Losing A Loved One
Murdered August 9, 2007 Well, not too much to say you was never there! I still respect you for giving me my life! As shitty as it can get I got a beautiful baby girl that keeps me going! You should be here to see her she is absolutely amazing! This is a tribute to my best homie in the world that took his life a few years back when this crazy ass world got the best of him...I miss you dude everyday! You don't have a clue man how bad it sucks to spend the holidays without you! Well dude I've made it past 25 can you believe it? Watching all of you put beneath the ground has haunted me. Why didn't we all beat the shit out of each other till we stopped killing ourselves? Why is just a little buzz never enough? I guess we are just different like that! If you was here today I'd know I'd be breaking up some fight you got your crazy ass into! Be at peace Bro where ever you ended up!

Fyi
1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish sca

I Wonder
I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.

A Little About Me
I FIGURED WHO DOESNT READ THE BULLY MIGHT READ BLOGS... I WILL BE DELETING MY ACCOUNT SATURDAY IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN CONTACT WITH ME PLEASE MESSAGE ME ON HERE AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY NEW HOME SITE ADDRESS.. I LOVE EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT I MADE ON HERE AND IM VERY LUCKY TO MEET SUCH NICE PEOPLE THANK YOU GUYS FOR EVERYTHING. LOVE NIKKI

Empty(old 1)
At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

Random Musings..
-SOME OF THE MANY DIFFERENT FACES OF DOMINANTS- THE HIPPIE- Will demand absolute trust yet want to spend endless hours debating what trust is until his and your boundaries become diffused in the candlelight. Prefers whack jobs to blow jobs. Has differential beat so demands 27/4 instead of 24/7 as time shifts in the haze of previously illegal substance use. Prefers his hair to be longer than his subs’ so will expect you to be freshly shaved. Is out of his freaking mind so don’t expect a serious response to an application. An ability to endure loud music and produce the food when its munchies time would be an advantage. THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM- Looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge as He has forgotten more than you will ever know.. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach. THE DU

Story Of The Maltese Cross
The Story of the Maltese Cross The badge of a firefighter is the Maltese Cross. The Maltese Cross is a symbol of protection, a badge of honor, and its story is hundreds of years old. When a courageous band of crusaders, known as the Knights of Saint John, fought the Caracens for possession of the Holy Land, they were faced with a new weapon not known to European fighters. It was a simple but horrible device of ware. The Saracens' weapon was fire. As the crusaders advanced on the walls of the city, they were bombarded with glass bombs containing naphtha. When they were saturated with the liquid, the Saracens threw flaming torches into the crusaders. Hundreds of knights were burned alive while others risked their lives in an effort to save their kinsmen from painful fiery deaths. Thus, these men became the first firemen, and the first of a long line of firefighters. Their heroic efforts were recognized by fellow crusaders who awarded each ot

... Holidays ....
Hey there Everyone!!! Just wanted to take a quick sec and wish Everyone a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving. The majority of you will be spending the Holiday with your families and loved ones.... Cherish the moments you have with them, for one day they might not be here. Enjoy this holiday amongst the others coming as if it could be the last!! Do NOT forget to be Thankful for the things that matter the most in life, not the petty bullshit. If you are traveling... I wish you a safe and prosperous trip!! Everyone enjoy themselves.... I expect to see pics of everyone at least 10 lbs heavier on Friday!! :) Take Care!! God Bless!!! :) ♥ OK... I am soooo incredibly excited right now.... I had to post a blog about it!! Bec & Rich get the "Best Christmas Present of the Year" award. (lol, if there was such a thing... haha) Everyone that really knows me knows I have a huge (sometimes psychotic) obsession with Sea Turtles... Sooo....THEY ADOPTED A SEA TURTLE FOR ME!!! I am able to t

A Firefighter's Wish
A Firefighter's Wish... "I Wish You Could" I wish you could see the sadness of a business man as his livelihood goes up in flames or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or destroyed I wish you could know what it is to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 A.M. as I check her husband of forty years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping against the odds to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late, But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done. I wish you could know the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, and the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing

Just Everyday Things
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our ol

Truely Deeply Madly
From the time you said Hello How are you PT.I knew there was sumthing special about you.You have shown me life in a new set of eyes and shown me that life isnt all pain and suffering.There is love,compassion,trust and understanding out there.I just needed to open my eyes and see my true love.That day when I walked in to the Ace Cafe and you were in there talkin with Cheryl.You were so sweet and kind to me I thought I had died and went to Heaven.When no one else was there for me and I couldnt see the light at the end of the tunnel.You showed me there was hope for me and that sumone like me could love another and be loved back.When I never thought I would have true unconditional love you showed me different.You have given me so much love that I never knew nor did I think I would ever get.I dont know how to say Thank you or show you how much you mean to me.When I say I would die for you when I say I would give you my last breath I would and will if you ever need anything I will be there f

Happy Thanksgiving!
May your home be filled with laughter & love on this Thanksgiving. From my home to yours, have a wonderful holiday. To my friends in other parts of the world & other countries; although you may not celebrate this holiday I still want to take the time to give thanks for you & send blessings your way. ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

You
I dreamed of you even though we had never met. I heard your voice even though we had never spoken. You reached out to me though you were far away. I felt your spirit, your soul, your heart. How could this be? Destiny? Fate? I can't give it a name though I know it was meant to be. I dreamed of you. I heard you. I felt you. I lost myself to you. I want you. I need you. I belong to you.

Very Special Poems I Wrote For My Nephews Which I May Never See Again
One more day, wish i could say, I love you. One more day, to hold you tight. i doesnt seem fair, I will will always care. I stair at the night sky, cant hide the tears. I just want to cry. I wish i had one more day. one more day to see you smile, i would walk a million miles. I will hold you close in my heart, we will never really be that far apart. One more day, to tell you how much you mean to me, wish i could see, you one last time. One more day. before you are handed over to some strangers. I miss you both so much. to hear your voice, to see you laugh, I wish i had one more day. what i would give to be the one you would come home to. i will tuck you away in my dreams, hold you close to my heart, and pray that you both know how much i love you. i will cherish the memories, and hope that someday we will find eachother again. I will say a prayer in hopes that you will hear it. I will make a wish and hope that it will come true. I pray that your

Consumed By You
I close my eyes and see your face. The wind whispers your name. The very thought of you takes my breath and sends me to paradise. You have touched my heart and soul. Somehow now I believe in fate. I never could before. I want to hold your hand and tell you my dreams. I want to be wrapped in your arms as I listen to yours. I need you to feel me as I feel you. My heart and soul beg for you. My body aches with need. Your eyes drive me to insanity. I feel your soul as it reaches out to me. I have never felt this feeling. It's too deep to explain. Always I think of you. I am consumed by you.

A Beautiful Poem
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They

Friends Like You....
A baby, born of Mary, A legend, before His birth; A child to grow into a man, To prove what true love is worth. He was a man more full of purpose, Above all other created things; The light of man, the son of God, The one true king of kings. And, on common roads, He'd walk with us, The weak, the poor ill-fated; Shedding light on true importance, With the words of God He stated. Then He'd prove those words with actions, Restoring sight and life to dead; Giving hope to those in jaws of hunger, With an endless crust of bread. He would give His strength, His heart and soul, Though our world would give Him strife; And when it seemed He could give no more, He would give His very life. He would allow the torment, of His body, His own flesh to fill the need; Of every man, woman and child, Even those that made Him bleed. And He'd cry out for His father, Feeling forsaken, from above; Yet, never would He begin to bend, Though broken, for our love. Hung fro

In The Words Of Women
"FINE" This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "FIVE MINUTES" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. "NOTHING" If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing", this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine." "GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." "GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want becau

Guys R Pigs
Why do guys feel the need to fuck me, or other girls, then brag about it to their friends. Then dump u. I cant understand why they want to be mean after just making love. I don't think they even want to call it making love so they wont get attached. Are all guys like this? Maybe just cause Im young thats all the ones I ran across. I hope life gets better than this. Its just got to.

Methods Of Love
methods of love.... *kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny" *kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends" *kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you" *kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together" *kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you" *kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you" *holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other" *a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on" *slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine" *playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you" *holding on tight---------------------"don't let go" *looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic" *playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me" *arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go" *laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you" =advice= ***if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare

Heart Broken
My Heart Bleeds Tears of Blood Knowing You Don't Feel The Way I Do I Go To Bed At Night Thinking About You And Praying Your OK I Wake Up In The Morning And Pray With All My Heart That You Have A Good Day Filled With Joy And Happiness I Pray And Hope That No Sadness Goes Your Way I Would Rather Suffer Then See You Suffer Even Though You May Not Feel The Way I Do Know That I Will Always Be There For You Know I Will Always Be A Shoulder For You To Cry On Know I'm Only A Phone Call Away Someday You Will Find Your True Love And I Will Be Happy Knowing You Are Happy We Will Go Our Separate Ways And You Will Never Know How My Heart Cries For You

News About My Mom
my mom had a heart last night and had to go through surgery again. please keep her in your prayers. Thank you, sweetpea Hey everyone sorry that i haven't been on in awhile, My mom has been in and out of the hospital and then my husband went into the hospital. But i'm back for a lil while and i hope that i will be on more. Sweetpea

Wish Me Luck....please!!
Today I'll be at the Hamilton, Ont hospital from 8:30am till whatever time...I am goin for my Tilt Table Test to find out if I can work...Please wish me luck!...I am nervous...Anyway, I'll get on here when I get back home and let ya'll know how it went for me, Thanx again!

Thanks For The Help
I would like to thank Mel,Jen,Silly,Faithful1,Coach for all the help you guy's did in getting me the win in the sexiest guy in fubar contest. You guys reall worked your tails off everyday to get this finished fast. Thanks Cheekysue for all you did also. Thanks to the SBG Bombers family for all the love and support you have shown me. SBG Bombers rock. Hope that everyone has a Great Thanksgiving day. Try not to eat too much. Kim

Happy Thanksgiving To All
Happy Thanksgiving!! What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) ; Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloque nt...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too s

My Blogs
sweetlady / ARCHANGEL Family please sign my guest book@ fubar Ok I have something to say here, people need to grow up on here on fubar, this is an adult site, not a kiddie site, telling me she saw a blog about me saying I used her pictures, shit I have my own pictures to use, I have nothing to hide, I am proud of who I am, if they do not like you for you, they can go fuck themselves. I am not here for fucking drama, so leave me the fuck alone & keep my name out of ur mouth when u don't know me. Please I strongly advise I have better shit to do then use someone's else pictures since I got my own, I am sorry to say but people need to grow up on here and get a life, I'm 26 and she's 40 something, shit I have better shit to do, Sorry to say. I have a life so I got my own pictures to use on fubar, I'm not here to impress no one but myself. I am ME and PROUD TO BE ME, DON'T LIKE ME FOR ME, I SUGGEST YOU BLOCK ME! YOU DON'T LIKE THE TRUTH OF WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, THE TRUTH HURTS DON'T IT? S

Ghost Huntingii
My paranormal group took part in an investigation of a house in eastern Kentucky. Because the house is currently occupied, I can give no further details about it. It started out boring. I was even able to chat with a couple of Fubarians while waiting for something to happen. One of the members of the group was a psychic medium who suggested a seance. The idea was agreed to reluctantly. I dont trust so called psychics or mediums. Theres been to many fradulent ones over time. The seance supposidly revealed the prescence of a woman from about 200 years ago who had lived in the house. The report on her was she was a residual spirit in visitation because she had spent her happiest days living in the house (According to historical research a woman had died giving birth about the early 1800s).After the seance I took it upon myself to do a solo watch in the master bedroom. I was armed with a digital recorder, a thermometer, and an EMF(electro magnetic field)detector. I was in the room n

From Along Time Ago...
IF U GUYS WANNA SEE MY NSFW PICS U HAVE TO BUY ME A VIP OR A BLAST IF NO ONE IS WILLING TO DO THIS U AND EVERY ONE ON FUBAR WILL BE OUT OF LUCK ON SEEINF ANYTHING... SO DO WHAT YOU MUST BUT KEEP IN MIND PEOPLE ON FUBAR WILL BE VERY PISSED SO HELP EACHOTHER OUT!!! OK SO I THINK IM INLOVE WITH THE WRONG PERSON BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO BRAKE OFF A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE....I FIND MY SELF INLOVE WITH A PERSON WHO LOVES ME,CALLS ME THERE ONE AND ONLY, YET I CANT CHILL AND BE WITH THEM 4 LIFE I WANNA BE BUT IDK HOW TO STOP FLIRTING AND ALL THAT BULL...I KNOW I CANT HAVE BOTH AND IM LEANING TO A PAST THAT I HOPE WELL KNOW IS STILL THERE BUT I MEAN WHAT DO I DO ABOUT WHO IM WITH...DO U JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE I CANT SEE MY SELF WITH THEM 4 LIFE,YES I AM YOUNG BUT I WANT A FAMILY/HUBBY/AND LIFE THAT IS 4 LIFE NOT 4 A FLING OR SHORT TIME... I THINK THE PAST KNOWS WHO THEY ARE AND U HAVE TOLD ME TO GO WITH WHAT MY HEART TELLS ME TO DO, BUT WHAT IF I MEANS HURTING A PERSON THAT HAD NUFFING TO D

From The Heart
In dreams and in love there are no impossibles, But I'm afraud to say I love you, Afraid to say I care, So the only way to express my love is to write these words this day. You are my Josephine,my Juliet my love, Your presence brings a fresh of day, Your smile a new beginning, With your eyes so bright,like stars from above, Always remember,you shall have my love. I know I may never have you, To hold you as my one, The only thing that I do, Is that my heart beats true for you. Maybe not today,nor tomorrow nor the next, But someday I do feel,That two souls,two hearts with a single thought, Shall one day beat as one. So all I ask of you today, Is remember what I write, And don't be afraid to tell, What lies within your heart. I love you today,tomorrow and yesterday, My heart will always be there, For you to join at times, You feel you need to love..

Lexy
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE NEW ADDS, COMMENTS, RATINGS. Sorry I haven't sent a thank you, but I'm just trying to keep up & figure out what goes where!! Thanks again!! Will everyone please sign in my guestbook? I also want to THANK all of you that already have & the ones that do!! Mwaaaah....

One Liners
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita. I may not be perfect, but I am all I got. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you… All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big d*ck or huge t*ts. I've learned- that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction, makes us feel better about ourselves. I've learned- that over

Rodney Dangerfield's Top 21 One Liners
1. I was so poor growing up .. if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with. 2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home. 3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel 4. One day I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early." 5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. 6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. 7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. 8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. 9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the

Nail In The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just lik

Dads Rules For Dating His Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package - because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place

Is Your Bag Heavy Or Light Or Empty ?
One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes. For every person we'd refuse to forgive in our life experience, we were told to choose a potato, write on it the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag. Some of our bags, as you can imagine, were quite heavy. We were then told to carry this bag with us everywhere for one week, putting it beside our bed at night, on the car seat when driving, next to our desk at work. The hassle of lugging this around with us made it clear what a weight we were carrying spiritually, and how we had to pay attention to it all the time to not forget, and keep leaving it in embarrassing places. Naturally, the condition of the potatoes deteriorated to a nasty slime. This was a great metaphor for the price we pay for keeping our pain and heavy negativity! Too often we think of forgiveness as a gift to the other person, and it clearly is for ourselves!! So the next time you decide you can't forgive som

Love Me Or Not...
Whether those that I love know it or not, I do... I have found that I give love too easily in some cases and not easily enough in other cases, but in either case, I know who I love... Such is not the case on the opposite side though... People are all the time saying "Love ya!" either in seriousness or in jest. Why? Love is an emotion which symbolizes a closeness of two people. Why is it that people verbally give it away so freely, but when it comes down to it, the basis for the emotion just isn't there? Well, if you love me, then love me, if you don't, then don't, but if you don't, please don't tell me so and if you, then by all means, please show it to me...

Every Woman Should ..
Every Woman Should Have • one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come... • enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own... even if she never wants to or needs to... • something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... • a youth she's content to leave behind... • a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... • the realization that she is actually going to have an old age and some money set aside to fund it... • a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... • one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... • a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... • eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... • a resume that is not even slightest bit padded.. • a feeling o

Thought Provoking Questions
Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do atheists get insurance for acts of God? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness? How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? If a tu

Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

The Sisterhood
Come hang out!! :D Great friends and great music, who could ask for more???! Click the banner at the bottom to come hang out with us!! ™ Females Only! ™ ™ Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. ™ After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. ™ You should be at least a level 5 to join. ™ You must have a salute pic. ™ If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. ™ Member Pinkouts are a great way to show Love! ™ If you are not an ACTIVE member I will delete

You Must Read This Aloud To Effectively Learn Chinese In Five Minutes!
1. That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP.......................Kum Hai Nao 4. Small Horse........................Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan 6. I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat 7. It's very dark in here..............Wai So Dim 8. I thought you were on a diet..............Wai Yu Mun Ching 9. This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King 10. Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao 11. Staying out of sight!............Lei Ying Lo 12. He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka 13. Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu

In Need Of A Winch
the tires of my life are spinning, the tread clutching at a surface too slippery to provide purchase.....the turbulant tide of life is coming in, edging closer and closer to my precarious position, threatening to usurp my fragile grip...... I'm uncertain which direction to turn my wheel, praying for a sense, a hint, the proverbial beam of light to guide my way.....my sense of determination and independence insist i keep searching, and sheer pride prevents me from taking the offer of a winch, even as it stands ready, offering support, a line of salvation to steadier ground..... Will my own stubborness and desperate hope be enough to fuel my recovery to normalcy, or will it act as a trip line instead, crippling my efforts and ending my struggle in futility? I am lost, I am weary....I wish I had some of the answers instead of only tired cliches....keep your chin up...never give in....look to the future.... i am so weary of the disappointing monotony of life...I buckle down, put all my

Adult Jokes
Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers. After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers." "I quit," said Ethel. "But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the same!" "Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say.....Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?" Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices... Either I maul you to dea

Vegas
Hopped down to Vegas to see Coldplay last night. A great show and worth the trip. First of all, even with all the talk of a recession, I certainly didn't see any slowdown in Vegas. There may be some good deals to get in hotel rates these days, but don't expect it to be slow. The whole town was hopping this weekend, starting with the oversold flights. Once we got there, I was staying at the Monte Carlo where they had no open rooms till 3pm. No space at the pool area, I ended up having lunch in the brew pub. The food was good as usual. Tables were all packed, with $10 minimums for those that wanted to gamble. For Dinner, we ate over at the Chinese Wok at the MGM Grand. At 6pm, there was a 45 minute wait for a table. We had time, so we had a drink at the bar and watched a little UFC before eating. The Sushi and chinese were both good. Not at the top of my favorites, but certainly not bad either. Then it was off to the concert. They had two opening acts. The first was a keyboar

A Little Inspiration For Y'all----twinkies And A 6 Pack
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie. The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever. When the boy ope

'twas The Night Of Thanksgiving!!!
'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.TOSSING AND TURNING IN ANTICIPATION,THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TILL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING FLOATING INTO THE SKY,WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES,HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE.MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

Changes
In 1 human life it has a change that could be for good or bad........ no 1 knows. In my life i have and still is going through different changes, I mean there is that saying life would always have challenges......I have been through alot so far and over comin another. from wat i have been through so far the challenges only get harder and it makes me become stronger, either on ur own or with a loved 1. when chellanges did arise i used to turn to drinking or runnin from it, but not now i would just have to stick it out.lol. dayum that aint me but hey. well this is my boring blog................. just things to say that thought could be helped........... any input is appreciated thank u

Robert Frost
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. 2. I like to mix cheap beer with Coca Cola. 3. I like the color blue and green. 4. I know a guy that knows a guy. 5. Earth girls are Easy. lol 6. People who do not wipe good enough are always scratching thier butts. 7. Remember remember the fifth on november. 8. Obama is Bushes 7th cousin twice removed? 9. I love chocolate. 10. I'm allergic to cats. OK now my buddies its ur turn next... Tag ur it...

Isolated Life
Alone I sit within this Hell. No way to escape. Nobody to help me. My screams cannot be heard. Locked away from the world. Destined for lonlyness. Yet Enraged with lust. Sorrowful tears build up. None do flow. I wonder why. No answers come. Why is this Happening? When will it end?

My Rants
Dear insignificant arse/ass-wipe, So, you think sending me a compliment in a chain-letter, saying you think I'm (insert topic of chain-letter) makes me feel good? Well, the compliment might have done so, but your begging me to send it back to you tells me that all you want is to be told that you're not a butt-ugly, sexually inadequate, immature, arse-wipe of a child, and so your insincerity underwhelms me. Then, to top it off, you add insult to injury by telling me to send it to other people, and to count how many replies I get , so I can keep score! All that does is tell me that you think I'm a butt-ugly, sexually inadequate, immature, arse-wipe of a child, and I need to be re-assured that I'm (insert topic of chain-letter). I'm just not that sort of person, so I'll thank you to keep your inadequacies, insecurities, and self-doubt to yourself, and not project them onto me! You can take your god-damn chain-letter, wrap it tightly around your pencil neck, tie it to a

"life"
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three R’s: ØRespect for self, ØRespect for others and ØResponsibility for all your actions 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It i

Giving Thanks To Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

A Return Fubar Person
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*] FYI FOR EVERYBODY1! I have amood meter on my profile. I have no idea how it works but please tell me how you feel when you come to my site. I would love to know and hope it will work! You can also leave me a comment to let me know that you did it and i will check it as well.Thanks! This is my third attempt here. I thought i had put the right info for my email or whatever. I now have 3 pages on here and would like to get rid of the other two or at least try. Can someone please help me do so? My first page uses my old address i would like delete that one but have no clue as to how to do that either??

Keep In Prays
~sometimes we find out things that aren't good~ Went for mamogram, found a few spots and a lifnote, so with everyone praying and the grace of god, i will get thru this... Just remember i tell myself... God got you thru it 13 yrs ago with cancer, and will get me thru this again.. Thx everyone hugszzz

My Thoughts
I have been with Danijel for 4 months, and it has been the most wonderful time in my life. I have never loved someone so much and so completely. He is absolutely amazing and always knows exactly how I feel. I met him after a slew of hardships in my life and he has been the most understanding person and listens and comforts me in the most caring way. I never thought I would or even could care for another person , till the day I came on this site and got bored, and because I just happened to like the movie "Pitch Black" I rated his pics and profile. The next day I got a black rose and a thank you.. after that was the doorway to my future. I spoke with him just about every night... about nothing in particular and found that we have so much in common. Then one day, I get a phone call, looking at the phone all weird cause there were just too many numbers.. I answered to the sweetest "helloooo" and just fell head over heals. We grew closer and closer both realizing that we were made for each

Welcome Home!!
Ok.. My high school sweetheart, who I am still friends with, found this video on YOUTUBE about his brother's homecoming from Afganistan. We don't know who it was that posted it... but it's awesome! I just had to share it with everyone... this is the site I would love to see for all of our Soldiers... to come home safely!

Tv/movies
Yes! It's the band, Lordi starring in a horror flick! I'm excited to see it! NEW YORK (AP) - Food Network is kicking Emeril Lagasse down a notch. The celebrity chef's "Emeril Live," which has been on the air for 10 years, will cease production Dec. 11, Food Network publicist Carrie Welch told The Associated Press. "However, Emeril is under contract with Food Network," Welch said Tuesday. "We love him, we support him and look forward to a long partnership with him." Welch wouldn't comment on Lagasse's contract. Asked why the show was canceled, she told the AP: "The only reason would be that it hit a ton of television milestones and, you know, all good things come to an end." The Food Network will continue producing Lagasse's "The Essence of Emeril," and he will take part in "specials and other development opportunities in the future," Welch said. The network will also air reruns of "Emeril Live." "I am deeply appreciative to all the unbelievable staff - many

Me
My biggest question is this and maybe someone can answer this. Why when guys cheat on their woman they get hand shakes and all kind of good stuff. Women, if we cheat we get called all kinds of hoes, trash, or that stupid comment "you can't change a hoe into a housewife". If a man cheats, they want us or more like demands us to forgive them on the spot. If we cheat, it's like that is so unforgiveable. I believe with all my heart that women only cheat when they are not happy at home. I believe men cheat because, they think with their second head instead of the one God blessed them with. Sometimes we may go look for whatever the guy we are with is lacking. It may be some conversation it may be more to it. Either way it's total different when a woman cheats. I am learning day by day that beauty is not just what you look like, it comes from within. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I use to be so upset because of my weight and I have gotten to a point, I am so happy to be me. If I get

What Do You Think
Okay I am going to be getting my first tattoo sometime here soon been thinking about this one for a while now. Trying to be different alittle. Wanted to see what my friends/family or anyone really thinks of what type of heart I should get with this tattoo. I am going to change it up alittle bit so it can be different tell me what you really think and which one. With the heart that I choose it going to be on both sides of this Property Of Jonathan which is my husband name. I will always be his no matter what and this is what I want to do to symbol my love for him and me. Cause if it wasn't for my husband I really wouldn't be here and the heart symbols our love and the wings symbol him as my angel. Thanks Southern Babygirl FireFighter's Wife.

I Love You
When I am with you I am where I belong My life is so complete To of been given the chance to love you has been more then a dream come true All I know is everytime I am with you I am in heaven The love and emotions I feel for you are so deep. My every waking moment is spent remembering our shared memories Have I ever told you your my life, my desires and my greatest hero Well you are. I've searched my whole life for the kind of love we share. Complete fulfillment is what I feel I long for the day when I can look into your eyes. Your my first taste at the sweetest feeling I have ever known Your the one I come to when I am needing to be held. We always know each others hearts I will be your light to lighten your darken path and I will be your ray of sunshine to warm your days.As long as we are entwined as one, we can accomplish and endure anything You and I will share an eternity of love You belong to me as I belong to you I Lo

You Are The One
You Are The One~ Whose Touch I Long for You Are The One~ Whose tenderness I want so much You Are The One~ Whose embrace I can't get enough of You Are The One~ Whose life I wanna be a part of You Are The One~ Whose passion I long for night and day You Are The One~ Whose touch makes me want you more You Are The One~ Whose brown eyes sees into the depths of my very soul You Are My One And Only true love forever Copy Written@Dorris Stanley 2002 AKA MIRA

Someone Misses You
Someone misses your smile, Your hugss and kisses too The Love in your deep brown eyes, The way you say *I Love You* How you listen and show you care... The Warmth deep in your heart so true... Someone, misses your lovin' touch, Sound of your laughter and gental voice... Someone misses the magic of the things you do...The secerts you share, The dreams you confide... The way you have made *Our* dreams come true. Someone awaits new tomorrows to be the the someone wants... That someone is me.... I Love You Forever and Always Dorris Lee Stanley Copyright ©2006 Dorris Lee Stanley AKA MIRA

Fallen In Love
I hope you know that fallen in love with you has spoiled me forever.... What you and I have feels jus so right that often I catch myself smilin' with thoughts of you.... Bein' with someone who is tuned into my moods, with who I dun't always have to explain myself.... It feels great to know that you truely accept and love me for who I am.... Bein' with you, doin' just nuffin' makes me happy.... This kinda acctraction happens only once in a lifetime and I know that I could never love anyone as much as I love you.... More today than I did yesterday I love you always and forever.... Copy Written@ Dorris Stanley aka mira 2002

Poems
all of my love is for you it's pure and true all for you i will not mention your name for i do not know how you will respond to this baby i am telling you the truth about my love being pure and true all for you you know everything about me and i know very little about you my gut and my heart both agree that you and i are meant to be if this means anything to you please let me know in the truest and purest way possible for you i fell in love with you and you tell me that you love me too but you don't show it unless we're alone if your love for me is pure and true please show me that it is in front of everyone

L.u.l.l.
Losing you Is my fear Never holding you Drowning in my tears After this year David's changing After this pain I feel Real love is never aging Leaving the past Exactly there Never going back Even a hair Feeling this hurt is like Razors in my heart All the time lost is what I want Zero time apart Everyone knows it Exactly what I did Losing you and your love Undying love that has hidden Love was mine Love was ours

~~girl Language~~
*this is girl language, guys you better get used to it. ;D when i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me or a kiss and A shut up works also] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong/Or mess with me. ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at yo

Shyteeyegotzztusayyy!!!
I did not write this. This was written by a lady named "Kendra" This shit says a lot "to" and "about" me.... about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, howe

Shitty Shitty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~FOR ENTERNITY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sometimes late at night i lay awake and watch you sleep, peacefully gazing at you while you gently dream, have i told you lately that i ultimately love you, have i told you that i get a short of breath when i lovingly touch you, if i shall pass and cant tell you no more how i feel, will you always remember that my love was sincerely real, will you always remember the times that we beautifully shared, the jokes we made the smiles we gave the road of love we paved, if you have too face this world alone will you think of me often, will you smile and get a chill when i get a thought in, i promise to leave you a BLUE rose when i leave, desperately missing and loving you for all my eternity, if tomorrow never comes for me.. allow me to tell you your my queen, ill tell you all of this one hour when you awake from your dream, i promise to always avoid that one circumstance and never let my self get a second

Out
OK ALL MY FU FRIENDS..IM GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A MUCH NEEDED BREAK....FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW I DO PRIVATE HOME HEALTH...HOSPICE WORK...AND THIS LAST PATIENT I HAD AS GREAT BUT HER FAMILY WAS A BITCH...I WORKED WAY TO MANY HRS AND DIDNT GET PAYED ENOUGH TO TAKE ALL THE BULLSHIT I HAD TO PUT UP WITH...AND WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF EVERY THING...SO ME AND THE KIDS ARE PACKED UP AND TAKIN A 5 HR DRIVE TO KILLEEN TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND....WE LEAVE WEDNESDAY MORNING AND I WONT BE BACK UNTILL SUNDAY SOME TIME...SO I MAY NOT BE ON MUCH... I REALIZE I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO FOR XMAS LIKE I PLANNED SO IM GOING NOW.... I NEED A FUCKING BREAK.... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL

Gone For The Weekend
Just wanted to let everyone know I wont be around Thanksgiving or the weekend. Were goin outta town to visit family. Ill be back sometime Sunday nite. I hope you all have have a wonderful Thanksgiving!! Also if anyone wants to add me on myspace let me know and ill send ya my info xoxo- Cotton Hey guys!! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I just got back home today and I have so many messages and comments and friends request to go through. So while I get caught up Im just gonna wish everyone a great week right here! :P xoxo -cotton

About Me
The name is Scott I've spent most of my life delivering papers, motor routes, bundle drops, vender routes and plain old paper routes. Being an outdoor photographer is my latest job. I've had several award winning photos. I won a special award for black and whites. My photo old farm wagon is in the running for a $10,000 prize. I'm a fan of the Kansas City Cheifs, the Kansas City Royals, Iowa State University and Jeff Gordon 24. I love to watch drag racing and car shows. Their aren't too many things I don't know about. I do my own car repairs. I've even seen rotors where the braking surface broken off the middle of the rotor. I've seen a piston with a two inche crack in it, in a car thats less than 5 years old. I like to cook And have several excellent recipes; Catfish Marinaira, Steak mastered through watching the best chefs in the world, good old fashion tuna casserole that melts in your mouth"Al Denta" And the best squash soup you ever tasted. I was trained in Tae

The Ultimate Family
If you need a laugh, then read these Children's Science Exam answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

I Love Dogs :)
To anyone who says, "It's just a dog:" You are the reason rescues exist, why thousands of dogs die everyday in shelters, homeless and unwanted. You are the backyard breeder or puppy miller, who looks at a dog and sees dollar signs, who cares nothing for the inevitable decline in the dog's health after having litter upon litter of puppies, nor for the countless dogs who will now die in shelters because the puppies you breed have taken up their homes. You are the supporter of these backyard breeders and puppy mills, willing to pay $500 or more for a puppy rather than $90 for a rescued dog, because having a pedigree to show off to friends is more important than saving the life of a true and loyal companion. You are the one who trains dogs to fight, whether for sport or protection, thus abusing your dog and bringing the call for the extermination of an entire breed of perfectly wonderful dogs. You are the one who thinks nothing of putting your dog to sleep because it doesn't

13,000 To Level
WE havent done a level up challenge in a while...WellI got one for you..we need help..Hes 13,000 to level with 74 pictures.. Show some love and help him level up. »¤Ró©kïñßâšš¤«@ fubar

Whale & Dolphin Hunt
The newest political polls show that Obama has the biggest chance of beating McCain in the 2008 election 48% to 41%. I'm trying to understand how anyone could vote for a man whose middle name is Hussein, was raised as a Muslim and has done nothing for this country or achieved anything except being a good speaker. Democrats and the American people have to be incredibly stupid if this is the best they can come up with. Romney will actually begin putting a new Presidential campaign together in 2 years for 2012, so he's expecting Obama or Hillary to win in 2008. We are doomed if Obama is elected. He will allow third world immigrants to flow into our country and what will he do if we're attacked again by muslims, considering he was raised as one? My opinion is the Democratic party and the liberal media is pushing for him to be elected just because they want to put a black man in office. They don't care about quality or they would propose Colin Powell run for President. This whol

Recipes
The Ultimate Mashed Potatoes Posted Fri, Oct 19, 2007, 7:58 am PDT POST A COMMENT » Mashed potatoes are the ultimate comfort food -- they are filling and hearty and they stick to your ribs. The most important thing about them is their texture -- if you don't mash them enough, they are too chunky, but if you stir them too much, they are glue-y. With a little care, though, you can easily create the ultimate mashed potato. Here's how: 1. Start with a great mashing potato, like Yukon gold. 2. Boil 2 to 3 potatoes, with the skin on, in salted water for about 18 minutes, until they are easily pierced with a fork, then strain and peel them. 3. Melt 1 tablespoon of unsalted butter in a sauté pan over medium-low heat, and cook until the butter is light brown and smells nutty. 4. Then whisk in 2 tablespoons of cream, 2 tablespoons of milk, 1 tablespoon of olive oil, and a little salt, grated nutmeg, and ground white pepper. 5. Mash the potatoes with a fork and stir the hot l

Blues And Tattoo's
i opened a new lounge for those into blues music and tattoo's;. looking for people that need others to talk to about tattoo shops,artists,styles and of course the blues music lost ( muddy water,bb king, chicago slim, ect

De Strength
Ooohh Jah Give me de strength to moooove on! Oooohh Jah I don't wanna feel dis pain too looooong! Im tiiired of being treated like im expiired!I cyan not live like dis Please take me Higher ,give me Strength to fulfill my desiiiire!I cyan not take dis Pain any Longer! Jah Jah I am getting Stronger! your Love is Growing Stronger! De days are getting shorter ! De nights are getting Colder! De weight of dis world is Pon me shoulders ! Oooh Yeah !De Nights are getting Cooolder! Selassie I's love is getting warmer! Jah's love Makes me Stronger! My Heart is getting Stronger! de days are getting Shorter! Oooh Lawd My Soul!

Best Friend Day
GOD *.*.*.OPENED * .*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (.` *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(`.) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * .`.(`.) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *`..* (`.) * .*FOR .. *..(`.). *`..* .*TODAY? .* ... *`.. * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY

Joke 1
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got. A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Poems
Touched by your embrace, Even faced with things hard to place. You speak the things I need to hear, Set me straight when I can't stear. Needless things meant to be said, Before I lose you forced completely dead! Tt's all an open book , Just open the pages and take a look! hear these words they ring true, All these things aren't worth losing you! Richard W Smith II(c) I am the author of this please don't post without permission it is copy writed!

~fire And Ice Crew~
NO ONE but managment will blog about leveling someone....if we already have people in line to be leveled then they need to send us the link in our email and wait in line WANNA MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ?? THEN COME CHECK US OUT..WE ARE A WORK IN PROGRESS BUT WE ARE R~O~C~K~I~N~G AND HAVING FUN !! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52214 our newest member of the family. stop by and show her lots of love !! Amy~The Angel Faced Bratt--READ PROFILE FIRST, BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS@ fubar

Quivers Rants And Obsessions
I am there. Close your eyes... face the Sun... feel my warmth? as the breeze.. touches your flesh... let it be, I carressing you Forever, think of me at these moments, I AM there With you. As Autumns chill,sets in Winter draws near.. lifeless leafs, blow about your feet. It is I reaching out to touch you, I am there, with you. When winters frost.. sits upon the window sill, reach out to touch it feel it melt,upon your finger tips. It is I, melting at your warmth. I AM, there with you. As spring, brings blooms.. Of the brightest colors, scents of the best variety. Stop, breath deeply.. see their beauty.. It is I.. waifing about in the air.. seducing you. Pulling you closer.. touch the delicate petals, feel my softness. Inhale my scent. I am there.. with you. Summer sets in.. it grows hot, The sun beats down upon you. As you wipe the sweat , from your brow, I will be the cooling gentle breezes, you crave. Giving you comf

Guest Book
Hey all my lovely Friends.Come by and sign my guestbook.See ya there. I remember When I was a kid I really look forward to christmas. But today the christmas spirt just seems like it all about the money.They start way to early.It just isnt like it used to be.Is it because Iam older or am I turning into scrooge?Dont get me wrong Iam not a tight ass on christmas.Its just not the way it was.Just My thought.Does anyone fill the same. Or am I the only one? Just want to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all my friends and family On FuBar.

One Hell Of A Suprise
this past weekend i was working at the mall as usual but the marketing director told me she needed some assistance and to follow her so i did. upon arriving to the destination we were to be at i noticed this big black muscular man sitting on a bit chair in the lobby of the tv station in the mall. the man looked very familar so i got courious and went over to say he looked like someone i knew and to my suprise it turned out to be Booker T Cox a former wwe wrestler who i grew up just a few miles from in houston.well as it turned out i was to be Bookers escort to his vehicle and i thought it was pretty cool after we get to the car Booker's publicist gave me two tickets to the wrestling event so i took my son who is 5 but he loves wrestling just as much as his old man lol we had the best time of our lives and we even got to go back in the back to meet all the wrestlers so it was a night to remember for both of us thanks to Booker T

Godmothering!
I know there is alot of drama going on in Fubar Land....But can we take a break from that for a minute? I want to remind everyone of what Fubar is really about! Friends, Family, socializing, helping people on their quest for the next level. Those are the only good things left for us! So don't take it for granted! That being said, most of you know I became Godmother last night!!!! You must also know that I did not accomplish this on my own! A large task this was, and WOW is all I can say. I'm sure we have all felt overwhelmed at least once in our lives, but can you honestly say you have ever been overwhelmed with love? I can!!!!!! And it is all thanks to the following people....I'm sure I didn't get everyone, but it's not from lack of trying! Please stop by ALL of these Wonderful people's pages, Rate Fan and Add them. You can never have too many friends. Tell them I sent you, so they know I'm thinking of them. I appreciate each and everyone of you! I couldn't have done it without you!!!

Smited Fairy Life And Loves...
I did finally look up around noon about scarification, tattoo's are part of it. Which I have 2 tat's but lately seeing my son and his friend burning something to get it extremely hot and apply it to their flesh. Well that definitely grabbed my attention and all the pendants I have not to mention a cross the has a little knife it. I got the cross really hot and delicately applied it to my flesh, oh my God did that hurt for 13 seconds and the something was release from my brain that made me feel good. I don't think I should do it too many times though, lol, shit the Quacks would have me in the Funny Farm. But atleast it doesn't take as long as Tattoo's, even though I can't complain I have 2 Roses in 2 different location on my body. For November 26,2007 Your intuition is always quite strong, but you need to pay extra attention to it right now. It may not be perfectly clear, but its accuracy is off the charts -- so make sure to do exactly what it tells you to do. I know this is

My Creation
Your love it is a a dying ember. Your love the one we cant remember. Your love didnt last forever. Did you forget about the vows? Did you forget that it is love you til we die? Did you forget about me now? Your love it is a dying ember. Your love the one we cant remember. Your love didnt last forever. Maybe you'll find her someday. Maybe you wont want me to stay away. Maybe your mind will change. Your love it is as cold as december. Your love the one we cant remember. But my love stays the same. By, Aubrie I wrote this song when my ex and I were going through the end of the relationship. It helped to release alot of stress and hurt.

Scorpio
V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. L • I • B • R • A: The sex machine Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most

What Month Are You?
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE Abstract thoughts. Outg

Can You Help Me?
Hey all- There is a contest going on that FrogMaster is holding. He has asked people to make him a salute and I have entered. I need your help- Anyone out there who is willing to help, please.... go rate my salute ON FROGMASTERS page. PLEASE rate as the contest is based on VOTES ONLY!!! Let me know that You've done this by leaving a comment or telling me in the shout box and I'll buy ya a fu-drink- thanks!!!!!! Each vote is appreciated! Any and all help is appreciated and I will return the love as best I can!!! Thanks much for your support! Here is the link to his page in case ya need it. (thanks Fuzzy Jay, you rock!) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1004826&albumid=584325&i=4117967173 Love, KittyKimora XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Everybody's Fool
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame? Don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you No flaws when you're pretending But now I know she Without the mask, where will you hide? Can't find yourself lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore

An Old 1
I wonder do they see the pain within his soul Do they see the broken heart of the child I wonder do they see the hate and rage that he hides Do they see the sadness in his eyes I wonder do they see the hurt and the fear The anger and the hate I wonder do they see his longing to be held Do they see him fight back the tears that he so desperately wants to cry I wonder do they see the cuts and scrapes Do they see him wanting a real home a place to call his own I wonder do they see do they really

Thought Of The Day!
You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well......... SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County she

A Child's Night
Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor Wobbling and weak she feels for the door Depression fills her body and mind Hurting the young son Her words are so unkind Belittling and bashing seem easier to do Than dealing with her issues One by one or even two by two She's done screaming lies She laughs a little when her young son cries Sip Sip Sip Sip As life fades away She passes out on the couch And dreads another day Her young son is so angry Yet, He still cares Because although angry, he is more scared He picks his mom up And brings her to bed Tucks her in the sheets And kisses her head The young son walks up stairs Questioning why he still cares Climbs into bed Drifts away with pain in his head Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor

Old Demon's Felt No More
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.

Nsfw Standards (if They Exists)
I placed a pic on my profile and it was rated for NSFW?? It had the word "FUCK" in it as it was a pic of a t-shit "Fuck me I'm Irish". Now I can agree that this word may not be suitable at work (though many say that and worse at work), but what is the standard? If I am able to view naked pics of people (not complaining) without being added as a friend nor marked as NSFW, or if I can see a small clip of people humping (again not complaining, or even read a very erotic blog without it being marked for NSFW, then were is the standards? It seems that the FUBAR gods allow females or people they like to place whatever they please on here while others are set to higher standards.

Lost In You
"Lost" Can I be dreaming once again? I'm reaching helpless I descend You lead me deeper through this maze I'm not afraid I'm lost in you everywhere I run Everywhere I turn I'm finding something new Lost in you, something I can't fight I cannot escape I could spend my life lost in you! Lost in you! Your whispers fill these empty halls I'm searching for you as you call I'm racing, chasing after you I need you more I'm lost in you everywhere I run Everywhere I turn I'm finding something new Lost in you, something I can't fight I cannot escape I could spend my life lost in you! I could never be the same Something that I could never arise I could never look away I lost myself in you! It's all over now! Lost in you! Everywhere I run Lost in you! Everywhere I run! Lost in you!

It's Old Not New
The loneliest thing I know As I sit recalling the past A lost little Boy all alone Wishing for peace at last A big smile and bright blue eyes Was how my secret safely slept I did good hiding the depression Locked in my room while i wept I was invisible to my mother Lost because acquaintances weren't true friends But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for the end The loneliest thing I know Used to be myself And I probably wouldn't have made it If my friends hadn't helped I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want

Bored...
I'm so bored right now it's insane! I'm really happy that Nea got the spotlight! It's nice to see someone from AfterHours in there! :) I'm watching Family Guy right now, there's a marathon on tonight and I have the feeling that I'll be home all night watching it. Ugh, my ex got out of jail today and I'm sooooooo not happy about it. He's gonna stalk me again. Gross. I was going to go over to my friend's today to talk to her but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Well, I'm done rambling for now I don't wanna spill all my drama business all over fubar anyways! LOL!

Wow
ALOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING HERE LATELY AND THEY HAVE MADE ME THINK BOUT MY YOUNGER YEARS. i DON'T REGRET ANYTHING I HAVE DONE AND I AM NOT GONNA TRY AND SAY I DO CAUSE IT BE A LIE. ITS MORE LIKE THE MISTAKE I KEPT MAKING ENDED ME UP HERE WHERE I AM AT TODAY BUT I LOOK BACK AND REALIZE HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED TO GET WHERE I AM AT.aLL THE PEOPLE I PUSHED AWAY THE LOVE I ONCE HAD BUT LOST OVER MY OWN STUPIDITY. I HAVE LOST ALOT OF THINGS AND EVERYTIME I SAID I WAS GONNA STRAIGTEN MY ACT OUT I NEVER DID IT FOR GOOD CAUSE I ALWAYS FELL BACK LIKE IT WAS AN ADDICTION. I DIDN'T GIVE THAT LIFE UP BECAUSE I HAD TO BUT BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULDN'T BE HAPPY WITH IT I COULD'VE HAD MONEY AND GORLS AND WHATEVER I WANTED BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPY SO I GAVE UP THE LIFE I SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR BUT ITS OK IT TOOK AWHILE FOR ME TO REALIZE IT BUT I KNOW NOW WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS ARE AND EVEN IF ITS SO FEW ATLEAST I HAVE THEM PPL I CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON INSTEAD OF HITTING MY KNEES AND BEING ALONE

Easy Pumpkin Pie
TODAY IS AN ESPECIALLY HARD ONE FOR ME..ITS MY MOM'S 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HER PASSING..IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE..SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED YOUR MOM...TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE THE HONOR TO STILL HAVE YOUR MOM'S AROUND..GIVE THEM A CALL AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU..THEY MIGHT THINK YOUR NOT FEELING WELL OR SOMETHING LOL..I DON'T THINK WE SAY IT AS OFTEN AS WE SHOULD..MY KIDS TELL ME EVERY DAY..WHETHER THEY ARE HERE OR OUT SOMEWHERE..THEY LOVE ME..I AM BLESSED...ITS COOL TO HEAR YOUR KIDS SAY IT..I SAY IT AS WELL..HAVE A GOOD DAY..LISA

Easy Pumpkin Pie
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY WE LOST ANOTHER GOOD ACTOR.. HE SAYS IM THE BEST HE HAD LOVES ME LIKE NO OTHER TAKES ME TO EROTIC PLACES RUNS HIS FINGERS OVER MY CURVES LOVES MY FULL BODY MILKY SKIN LAYS BY MY SIDE PUTS HIS FACE IN MY NECK BREATHS IN MY SCENT CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CAN ONLY LOVE MAKE 2 PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY? IM SURE OF IT HOLD HIM CLOSE HEAD ON MY BREASTS FEEL MY EVERY BREATH HEARS THE BEAT OF MY HEART IS IN SYNC WITH HIS THE PLEASURE OF TWO BECOMING ONE 1 CUP SUGAR 1/2 CUP LIGHT CORN SYRUP 1/8 TSP SALT 1 1/2 CUP ROASTED P-NUTS 1 TABLESPOON MARGARINE 1 TEASPOON VANILLA 1 TEASPOON BAKING SODA IN A 2 QT MICROWAVE CASSEROLE DISH COMBINE SUGAR CORN SYRUP AND SALT MICROWAVE HIGH 5 MINUTES STIR IN P-NUTS MICRO 3-5 MINUTES STIRRING AFTER 3 MINUTES UNTIL SYRUP AND P-NUTS LIGHTLY BROWNED..STIR IN MARGARINE VANILLA AND SODA UNTIL LIGHT AND FOAMY SPREAD TO 1/4 INCH THICKNESS ON A WELL BUTTERED COOKIE SHEET..WHEN COOL BREAK INTO PIECES

Jason "artist @ Large" The Blog
Hey all! I am currently working on some scripts for 3 mini series comics I created in hopes it makes it to print through a studio. During this I am working on my art to see if I can make an online comic. Yes I know everyone is doing it but I am thinking of a new way of doing it. Hopefully noone has done it yet. Another thing I am working on is a possible label for some friends who are aspiring visual and singing artists. It isn't going to something as usual for a label, but I will be doing something to promote unity as in a group in some sort, but they will have their own solo projects of course. This is a new venture for me and hope it works out. Thanx! Jay!

Show Me Some Love People
Hell i hope this goes through this time lol. I was going through reading some blogs earlier and i was thinking how i have never blogged because i never had anything to say. Well thats all changed lol. I quit smoking 33 days ago and am very proud of every day i go with out lighting a ciggarette. I know its different for everyone but this is the hardest thing i have ever done so SHOW ME SOME LOVE PEOPLE FOR QUITTING SMOKING LOL

Thoughts
I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN A REAL MAN A STRONG TOUGH MAN BUT A MAN THAT WHEN HIS FRIENDS ARE AROUND STILL WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND AND CALL ME BABY!!! ARE YOU THAT MAN!!! WHAT NOW!! My head is spinning and my body aches.. I don’t know if I can take it any more I need something different something new,good,exciting. I don’t want to have to live the rest of my life doing the same things over and over. So some one please tell me what now what is next I think I might know what i want but is it the right thing for me i just want to be happy and i think I know how to get it but will someone please tell me what now.... ♥ Im not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model, but I'm ME. I eat food, have curves (that go the wrong way), love my PJ'S and will go without makeup (once in a while). I'm a random & crazy, & I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, love me or not, I wont change ME!!! ♥

Every Man And Ooman
Every Man And OOMAN Shall Find each odder tru de dark clouds and follow JAH Rastafaris light, O Praise ye Jah for INI will survive tru de wickedness of Satan and restore Modder Eart To her rightful throne,Every King Will find his Queen tru all de Pain an sufferation dat will expose deir heart an Every Queen will send out dat deir scent to a King Lion Dat has de strong hold on his Kingdom an dat Will Rule de Nation with Strong Vibration , Both Lions King and Queen shall Protect and Hunt an Feast for deir children to Build deir own Dynasty. ME and My Queen Our Dynasty Begins!!

Life As We Know It (ems Stories)
The other night I was at work when it happens, I looked like a complete ass in front of everyone. We were on a roof trying to talk down a suicidal patient. When some other medic decides to call my phone. Well I had my phone set to vibrate earlier and had no clue that it had some how gone to loud mode. Well as I am right behind the patient telling him that things will be fine and that I am here to help him, my phone rings and all you hear is the funeral march. Well damn that just made everyone stop and turn, they all had the look of horror on their faces. We thought for sure the patient would freak out, well he didn't and we were able to talk him down after 6 hours on the roof. Good thing he had a sense of humor and wasn't offended, and we were all able to get a laugh after all was said and done. I just don't think I will ever live this one down, and no I am not Death contrary to popular beliefs folks! *Note to self Turn off cell when on scene* Last night I held the ha

Truths For Bikers
The Truth for Bikers ~ * Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. * Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. * Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph! * You start the game of life with a full pot O luck and an empty pot of experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before You empty the pot of luck. * If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. * Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. * Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. * It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. * The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. * Never be afraid to slow down. * Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. * Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. * Riding faster th