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Just A Simple Girl
WOW.. I have to retype this whole thing cause I timed out... this sucks. SO.. I'm sitting here.. really relatively new to this whole idea. Especially new to fubar... and I"m thinking to myself.. what the heck. I am really out of the loop. Being a 41 year old divorced mom is nothing like it was 20 years ago when I could saunter into a bar and be the biggest flirt there. I dont know if it's the unconscious feeling of realizing I'm 41 and OMG I'm going to say it, "middle aged," or is it that I've gotten a whole new perspective on how I present myself to the world. I grew up somewhere and gained a more respectable sense of self. I am not just out for a guy for his six packs... unless it's the liquid kind.. lol. I'm also alot more than a set of boobs and sexy knees...lol. I have an education, a mind ( yes it functions very well) and a great sense of humor. SO you'll have to forgive me for not flaunting the exterior...cause I feel the interior is so much more important. SO... thanksgiv

To You
It's a beautiful night, a little cold, but not so much that I'm shivering. Its about seven in the evening and we are headed to your place after dinner. The unspoken promise of what is about to happen hangs in the air like a fog, clouding the conversation. I no longer know what the topic is. We head inside the house, and standing in the front entry you bend down to kiss me. Not forcefully or demanding, but sweet and sensual, more is said in that kiss than a million words could ever say. You lead me up a flight of stairs touching me the whole way. Not groping, but slight touches that reassure me that your there. Once in the room we take turned slowly peeling away each-others clothing. We gently explore the newly uncovered flesh as we go along. You lay me on the bed, and lean over and whisper in my ear, "I wanna watch you baby." "Tell me how." I respond, a slight smile on your lips. "Start with your breasts." So I reach up and start fondling my Large White globes, circling the a

Miles Away
Miles Away Sittin' by the lake thinkin' of times spent with you. Wonderin' how often you actually think of me? I call you sometimes, more often than before... But, you never seem to return my calls.... I am movin', some miles away, before long I will, just be a memory of past times. We had a great friendship, and believe me when I say, you will always have a place in my heart, It will just be Miles Away... Dorris dePadua Copyright ©2006 Dorris dePadua aka mira

Weird Kinda Carma Going On
Ok here the deal I am in a vary weird kinda pattarn not sure if it is good or bad . First off people who know me very well well have made very rude and crude comments about my personal life which put me in a down moodbasically telling me that I am ugly I dont think I am but hey , 2 I have had two of my ex girlfriens contact me over the past few days one who I havnt talked to in over two years she wants to go back out weird the other I she wanted me back but I was not sure now she told me she wants me back weird . So I told them my new out look on life which is no more will I ever go back meaning if we parted ways in the past it was for a reason so I told the both of them that I want nothing to do with them . 3 My boss gave me my review this week OH BOY he sure can make shit up wow all to keep from giving me a raise sucks . 4 I found a friend with benifis supposedly who never in the mood So wow I must say I kinda at a loss 5 I HAVE A WEEKS VAC NEXT WEEK BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH OR P

Wolves Rule!!!! Luvs Yah
When the Moon shines bright and the sun has disappered we howl. When days are long and the nights are longer we hunt. When your feeling blue and need a friend listen and hear us on the wind.

If You Are My Friend. - You Need To 1 Star This Guy Todeath
If you are a friend of mine, this guy ( DrUnKeN DJ )Is a asshole,and Fucks with alot of girls on this site.and many others. He is also a one star bandit. So Everyone go to his profile..and One star him to death , Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=655637

Welcome To Kansas!
Hit by an ice strom here Monday night. Still out of power at home, working 12 hour days here. Back as soon as I can. Well, when I left for work this morning, there was a 50% chance of rain. We got a little bit of hail and 2 1/4 inches of rain in town. Buyt I heard it was a lot more severe at where I live, so I took the afternoon off, to check the damage. Geez! 7 out of 10 windows broke on the north and west side, screen door gone. Roof leaking everywhere. Neighbor said we had softball size hail here, hard and fast. Ice storm, now hail. I'm not living right! 2 weeks ago, 80. Now Rain, ice, snow. Why do I live here!

Sex Talk
It's amazing some of the things that you can get away with saying in bed. For instance, any other circumstance in which someone asks you to suck their dick would be considered pretty rude and inflammatory... but in bed it can be one of the biggest turn ons one could possibly hear. Now obviously not everyone likes to hear what can be considered "degrading" phrases or words in bed, but others do. And even those of the population who don't like to talk while the sex is going on, appreciate hearing a few compliments afterwards. I'd like to look at some bedroom phrases and how they affect people (positively that is, we'll skip the negative part cuz it's rather pointless.). Hopefully using some of these phrases, words and compliments will help some people in their bedroom life. I've had friends ask me before just what they're supposed to say during sex, and what's off-limits. Who knows, maybe this will help some other people out too - that's the goal anyway! We'll start with phrases

Life2
Damn, I have been sleeping the day away! I had an appointment this morning for an MRI on my neck and the last time I had one and only my knee was in the machine, I had a panic attack. I am claustrophobic! I don’t like small spaces what so ever. So they told me to take valium beforehand to help me relax. I not only took a valium, I also took a muscle relaxer. Ooops.. ;) But I wanted to make damn sure that I wasn’t going to freak out. Peter drove me there so I didn’t have to worry about driving. I almost fell asleep in the car for the 25 minute ride. I made it through my scan without even moving. I was fine. I won’t know the results from it until my doctor contacts me. I am sure with the Holiday; it won’t be until next week. Then I came home and tried to work and I was just so sleepy so I laid down on my bed and fell asleep for hours! I had to wake up because the “My Favorite Things” Oprah show is on right now. I enjoy seeing all the neat gifts she gives the entire aud

Willow Rain
The warm summer rain fell on our faces and soaked our bodies, and we welcomed it with reckless abandon. Saturating us. Washing away our Inhibitions as we stripped the wet clothes off of each other. By the stream where the big willow tree stands, you took me to the ground on the soft wet grass. Naked together. Brushing wet strands of hair from my face, your lips kiss the drops of rain away as they gently fall. Whispering words and songs that fall gently in my ear for only me to hear. Sweet nothings. Your mouth, hot and sweet encloses over mine. Tasting me and sucking my lips into yours. Wet tongues graze and glide, wrapping around, searching for new and wonderful sensations. Hungry mouths. I wrap the wet clothes around your wrists and tie them to the trunk of the willow. You smile at me playfully as I run my fingers, tracing the droplets of water on your tummy. First my fingers and then my tongue gently caress your belly but

Showertime
Imagine slick skin sliding together as two people stand under the hot, pulsing spray of a thousand aquatic fingers massaging away the tension of the day...heaven. Add the erotic touch of human hands kneading, caressing and rubbing intimate regions and what you have is a recipe designed for explosion. Unlike the fantasy, bathing is an everyday necessity that most people don't put a lot of thought into. However, it can be one of the most arousing, intimate experiences a couple incorporates into their relationship. The main focus of a couple's shower is not sexual; instead it should be sensual. Increasing the level of intimacy by showering together and focusing on the erotic can open the door to new ideas. Heightening the senses can intensify the sexual encounter that may follow. The possibilities are endless. The key to the ultimate experience is communication, whether verbal or non-verbal, a willingness to try new things, and an open mind. Pre-shower preparation: Have

A Promise For Tommorow
A Promise for Tommorow A promise to a sweet and gentle spirit Who's words greets me daily on line A flash of a face comes before me dispersed by a new written line. The words that you speak are so moving You touch me at depths beyond time. I yearn to reach out across the screen And hold you so close in my arms. If ever we meet on the tomorrow And you hold me close in your arms. I'll hope for a lifetime of tomorrows to love you with all of my might. Hold on til we meet on tomorrow And if we don't meet you will be. Tucked into my heart for forever For now and for eternity.

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.
Your Heartbeat As my mind seems to wander I feel myself slipping away. In exhaustion I fall emersed in your arms. I find comfort in the sound of your heartbeat that lulls me into a seemingly never ending feeling of happiness. As I lay my head on your chest it takes me away from a reality of problems. This feeling of comfort clenses my mind and allows me to continue on along the road of life. Sometimes the sound of your heartbeat is all I live for. It's the sound that tells me that everything is going to be okay and that there really is a reason to laugh and to smile. For me the sound of your heartbeat is a reminder of how much you really love and care about me. For this gift of comfort, I am thankful. Characteristics for my ideal mate, a job description Christian loves me for me - doesn't want to change me romantic independeant responsible honest trustworthy reliable family orientated wants to have children self assured, not self centered unders

Blah
You know LIFE can sometimes suck! No matter what you do or how hard you try sometimes things just will not go your way. Right now I have a confusing life. There is so much that I want, but am having trouble getting it. I have so many decisions that i need to make! ERRRRRRRR...You cant win for losing sometimes! I have tried. And just when you think that things are going your way...SMACK...All of a sudden the shit just falls the fuck apart! IT FUCKING SUX! Anyways, sorry that i wasted anyones time thats reading this. I am just venting!

Feelings
I always believe there is a specail friend out there for you. Don't force them to do anything they don't wanna do. IF you do tht scares them off. I dont wanna play that way. I Think if you wanna keep a friend talk to he/she like she is normal and wanted not like a sexual toy and feels like there being used. If you read this then your a real friend and comment this so i know how you feel when yo uread this special blog feel free if you feel unconfortable commenting here leave it in my inbox and czu i wanna see how you feel. For all you out there that has put up with me thanks im always here if you need me. Don't be afraid to ask questions either im always gonna answer them if i don't like it ill be blunt about it.

No Title Want To Name It
Thank you for loving me the way that you do~ I hope you know that all I am and all I do~ It's because that I love you~ The day without you~ I'm just acting like a fool~ I don't care if it's day or night I just wanna talk with you because it just feels so right~ But I just can't fight~ Lying on my bed and nothing to do~ Just keep on dreaming of you~ Facing to the wall~ Waiting fo your call~ Please don't hide and come to my side~ We will share our life with love~ I'm not leaving when your sad~ I'm not running away when your mad~ I will wipe your tears when you cry~ And no more fear and never die~ Our soul will stick together~ And I'll be with you forever~

Thanksgiving
i just wanted to tell all my good friends..Happy Thanksgiving. hope u all have a good day. just to let u all know i wont be back till friday so u dont worry about why im not here. my grandma is commin down for a visit. so after tonight will see ya all again friday. xoxoxoxoxo chris

Feeling Meloncholic
lately i've been really thinking of my future and when i think of the future i can't help but to dwell on the past....i remember when i used to have this master plan for my life...i knew how many kids i would have and by what age and how wealthy and successful i would be, etc... and as i'm sure you will all agree...life does not always end up as u plan...which leads me to my point....is it even worth making plans for the future??? or shall i just live life day by day and trust that things will be ok?....i have always had this unbreakable faith and i have always been ok.... so as the year comes to an end i wonder...shall i make definite plans for next year or just put them out there and trust that the universe will just find a way to give me what i want??

Dark Lover
The blood that courses through my veins Runs true to the Cherokee. I am the blood of my people. I am Cherokee. The trail that my forefathers walked, Saturated in their tears, The trail has become my trial I listen with their ears. I heard the wailing of the Cherokee Proud of the salty tears, I cry the tears of the Cherokee Even after all these years. I walk the trail that they cried, I hear their voices frail, I bear the blood of the Cherokee. Damn this worthless trail. 'Trail Of Tears' of the Cherokee, Long remembered in shame. I cry out for the Cherokee. I wear the Cherokee name. Hear me loud and hear me clear, No head hung in sorrow... For I am the proud Cherokee Waiting for tomorrow. I will regain what my forefathers lost. I will stand and show my pride. And all the spirits of the lost Cherokee Will be standing at my side. I am the proud Cherokee. You'd do well to remember my name. In the name of all

*soul-mate*
I see you standing there yearning for what you want but I won't give in I have to tease and taunt My nails go down your back then my fingers through your hair the feelings growing stonger you want me right there But this pleasure you can't have not until I'm through you can't have me not until I've had you Now I gently kiss your chest god you feel so hot a little further down I go I think I've found the spot You pull me closer to you now your lips are touching mine the feeling that burns inside is heavenly divine Now you lay me down caressing all my curves touch me anyway you want 'cause baby it's all yours Now that you've found my spot what will you do you lay your hand on my hips and say this is all for you Now we lay side by side both feeling so satisfied you hold me in your arms so tight this can't be wrong 'cause it feels so right ------------------------------------------------- this poem is copyrighted by Mira plea

Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

About Me Comment If You Think It Is Me
Just wrote this from comment's on pics and stuff thank's for the Insite Keep commenting on Pic's :) blue eyes behold auburn strands of gold dimples placed so sweetly don't you want to meet me? sweet as a banana split full of flavor and lusciously thick silly as a clown i'll gladly turn your frown upside down quite quirky always in a hurry constantly on the run always lookin' for fun a smile usually on my lips so tempting don't you want a kiss? a star fell from the sky which is why that ornery twinkle dances in my eyes cute as a button nose which my creator perfectly chose just letting you get a little glimpse of me a perspective flash that other's don't always get to see

Eating
Oral sex on a woman is a little different story. I have had some REALLY bad oral sex experiences. Bad to the point where I had to say "okay, you are done." I am sure that none of the men (or women, let's be equal opportunity here) on this site are that bad, but I thought that I ought to give some pointers just so that we could avoid further mishaps. Okay, first, you don't just hit your knees and start with the oral sex. Start with the kissing and the feeling her up and the sucking her breasts . . . all this is terribly erotic and lets her know you are not just interested in her pussy. Kiss the neck and the stomach and act like she is the prettiest girl you have ever seen, because, just for tonight, she is. Make her feel like she is, and she will take YOU over the moon. So now you have her naked and spread before you and you are ready to eat her out. Who came up with that stupid term? If you dive in and start munching away at her clit it will be over before it has begun. Likewi

Dreaming
In my dream of dreams, I've Always dreamed of someone like you.... Dreaming, of a man, who wants me, for who I am... Dreaming, I'd find someone to Love, Full Heart, Mind, Body, and Soul... Dreaming, of finding my *SOUL MATE*.... Dreaming, has finally stopped 'cause you have come into My Life..... And never find another *you*. You are so special that I wanted you to know I truly, completely love you so. ------------------------------------------------- PLZ DO NOT RIP THIS POEM IS COPYRIGHT BY MIRA THANKS SO MUCH

Mourning
Well hello.... s going to upload some pictures today but I decided not to.... yesterday I got the news that my cousin Noleen passed away in the early hours of the morning, she had been fighting cancer for some time now and boy did she fight! She was a strong woman a true Scott ... Scott being my last name lol.... I didn’t know her that well we never got the chance to talk but like all my family I loved her with all my heart, yesterday morning after being in a coma for a few days she woke up to her mum Heather, Heather told her “Its ok hunny just go back to sleep it will be ok.” She smiled so I’m told and fell asleep... then she passed away, I cried for hours when I got the news! I’m crying now as I write this!..... She was well loved by the family! And it saddens me more to know she will not be there with me at my wedding!..... I wonder sometimes if she knew it was the end, I hope where ever she is she is happy now... watching over us all and finally with no pain! This death has show

Erotic Pleasure
INHALING THE AIR THAT SURROUNDS YOU HOLDING MY BREATH TO LISTEN FOR YOU CATCHING YOUR VOICE IN MIDAIR. BEARING UP UNDER MY HANDS ON YOU RUBBING BENEATH MY WARM PALMS ARCHING YOUR BACK TO GET CLOSE TO ME. INVITING YOUR DETERMINED TOUCH PULSING WHEN MY FINGERS SLIDE WITHIN CLUTCHING AT MY WET MUSCLES HARDENING UNDER MY CARESS TREMBLING WITH EACH BRUSH OF MY HAND THROBBING NOW WITH MY STROKES LEANING INTO THE SHELTER OF MY FRAME WANTING ONLY FOR YOU TO TAKE ME THERE. ALLOWED TO GAIN AN END TO THIS CHOKING BACK A GASPING BREATH ENCLOSING YOUR HAND BETWEEN MY THIGHS BITING MY LIP FOR THE PURE PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE I COME FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

For All My Friends For Always Reading My Blogs
once in our lives we'll meet a very special person one that will laugh with us for simply no reason one that will smile at us brightening our days and one who will be there for us washing our tears away often than not we take their love for granted it's either we don't bother or we forgot so here i am taking a break from my busy day to especially write you a note to remind you for your special ways.. Thank You For UR friendship:) :) :)

Deep Down
An Easy Guide To Getting Deep – Deep Throat, That Is It seems to me that most men want to get into a girls throat. The blowjob is a sexy thing, a very pleasurable thing for both parties. Particularly the male party. Putting your mouth around another person’s body, taking them inside you, stroking them with your tongue…it’s a power trip, pure and simple. Everyone has their own technique, their own style, and this guide is here to help you get a different type of thing going on. The Deep Throat. In my experience, men have enjoyed going deep. It’s a different feel for them, different than anything they’ve experienced so far. It’s not the same as oral sex held solely in the mouth, and it’s not the same as vaginal or anal sex, where they are buried deep inside you. This is a totally different type of penetration, and it is very hard for some women to accomplish. There is the gag reflex to get around, the feel of something lodged in your throat, the taste, the anxiety of choking or bit

Help Needed 1 Mth Vip
ok guys i dont ask for much as u know but this time its me that needs the help i need 15 000 comments to get a one month VIP i think i need them in 2 weeks so any comments would be nice thanks in advance Dragonlord

Am I Missed
I miss you so much, this I cannot express. I miss your soft touch, and your love I confess. Looking in the night, I search for your eyes. Wondering how far, I am from your skies. As I fix upon a star, I wonder if you see the same. I know you are afar, but maybe you're playing my game. Minutes feel like hours, and days feel like years. I miss your constant assurance, the drying of my tears.

Until We Meet
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s

Just Dreams
I sit up late at night..I close my eyes so very tight..My mind drifts away.. As I picture a bright and shinny day.. There you are..Standing not that far.. Your eyes so beautiful..Just like two shinning stars..As you smile.. A very beautiful smile..My heart fly's for miles..As day quickly fades to night.. You grab my hand so very tight..We walk on a moon lit beach..With the stars shinning so bright..God this feels so right..As we walk for miles holding hands.. We walk through the moist sand.. I turn my head..And see an angel.. I try to speak but my words are tangled.. As you softly speak into my ear.. I hear..Three words I hold so dear.. I open my eyes that I held so tight.. And my face and heart shines so bright.. As I say to my self I Love You...Goodnight.

If "dear Abby" Was A Man?
Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like If "Dear Abby" Was A Man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His Offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice

Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and dem

I Am So Unloved It Hurts
SINCE NO ONE WISHES TO ACCEPT MY LOVE . . . I AM GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND SAY " GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD " . . . IT SEEMS NO ONE AND I DO MEAN NO ONE WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND RECEIVE MY NEVER ENDING LOVE & UNDERSTANDING SO I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF OF THE BAY BRIDGE AT THE DEEPEST POINT AND END MY LIFE FOREVER . . . LADIES YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE . . . WRITE BACK BEFORE I DIE JUST ME

Happy Thanks Giving!
STEP 1: Go buy a turkey and some whiskey. STEP 2: Drink some whiskey - put turkey in the oven. STEP 3: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. STEP 4: Set the degree at 375 ovens. STEP 5: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. STEP 6: Turn the on oven. STEP 7: Take 4 whisks of drinky. STEP 8: Turk the bastey. STEP 9: Whiskey another bottle of get. STEP 10: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. STEP 11: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. STEP 12: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. STEP 13: Take the oven out of the turkey. STEP 14: Floor the turkey up off of the pick. STEP 15: Turk the carvey. STEP 16: Get youself another scottle of botch. STEP 17: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey. STEP 18: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Wishing Ppl Home
well last night my little brother wanted to know if i would send his woman some money.. i hope he under stands that im not going to just send some woman he just met money. i do how ever love my little brother to death . i just wish he would come home . safe from camp libert,iraq i miss him soo much .there is no one to pick on when he is not home . i have no clue what he looks like any more hes been gone a long time. sgt danny demon lutter i hope u come home save bro miss you alot love micheal...

Treasures
It's so hard to find the perfect breeze, One blowing none too hard nor soft, Carrying a scent of wild flowers, And moving clouds about aloft. It's so hard to find the perfect sky, One blue and deep and bright, Carrying a sense of openness With geese and wrens in flight. It's so hard to find the perfect night, One warm, quiet and unflawed, Carrying a mood of solitude, And a closeness to our God. Yet no perfection's so hard to find As that which you extend And none I'll ever treasure more, Than to simply be your friend.

The Wolf Pack Family
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.

Dreamer
To you, my mind will always stray. And in my dreams, your eyes beckon dolefully. In truth, you find you cannot stay. You look, but not for me, in dreams of lovers, by the sea. Somwhere I am set afloat, no sight of land. No hope, of embrace, by my sweet long passed on. Somewhere waves crash, and I wait for you, to look for me again. To dream of my eyes, beckoning you.

Its Almost Been A Year........
Its almost been a year since i lost my dad and my Grandmother Irene.......I can still see myself standing by their bedsides as they pass away.....i know i havent healed from it cuz i still cry about it here and there.....damn....1 year.......God i miss my dad so much.....50 years old was way too young for him to go........Will i ever heal from this? not for along time, do i continue to move forward? yeah its what they would have wanted....not for me to just roll over and die. Do i know their watching over me? Yeah i feel their presence all the time. Please Pray for the Souls of My father and My Grandmother..... Thank you!!

Perfect
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had a choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else, Is as perfect as you.

Goodbye!
This is really hard for me to type but its gotta be done. Today will be my last day on fubar. Tomorrow i will be spending the day removing all my stuff from my PC. You all have made my time on Fubar very enjoyable. You guys have all touched me in one way or another. I have met some really great friends on this site. Most of the ones i talk to on a daily basis know how to contact me. If u dont and would like to stay in touch let me know and ill give u my number to stay in touch. I will eventually be back online i just dont know when. My kids come first and them having a good christmas is more important than me have a pc and the internet right now. That being said as hard as this is for me. I love you all! A friend is someone who is true and for real, A friend is someone who means a great deal. A friend wont hurt you, A friend wont lie, A friend will never permanantly say good-bye. A friend is there through the good times and bad, A friend picks you up when you a

Please Pray For Him
I just found out I may have a brain tumor and realy could use your prayers however you pray I also would like to let everyone know my son is doing so much better and I will get to finaly get to meet him very soon and keep praying for him as well ty all and bright blessings I may be the father to a baby boy that was born resantly i am trying to get a dna test so i can get costody but he is in bad shape after the mouther tryed to kill him read the artical below and keep ethan in your prayers Pine Bluff - A Pine Bluff woman was placed in custody Sunday night after allegedly attempting to murder her 12-day-old son. The newborn remains in critical, but stable condition after suffering numerous injuries. Pine Bluff police said the case was particularly disturbing because it involved the abuse of a newborn baby. According to Pine Bluff police, officers arrived at 3005 Iris Street around 4:00 p.m. in response to a possible kidnapping. There, they found 23-year-old, Tonya

Obvious
Quiet obvious that I need to spend more time here! Am sure u'all wanna get me drunk and take advantage of me. Shame on u.....:-} [or is it] Well I'm learning, so bare with me a min. Send me all u got!! OK, what I do here.............

Hrrrm!
RawR! Thats a puscifer song, go worship them:) they rock my world. Also Im at home doing house work today, so Im on and offline all afternoon! If ya want me to come by and leave some rates/love on your page just lemmie know and ill try to durring a happy hour or sumfin^_^ Hope everyones day is fantasticle!

Poetic Status Quote For The Day
I learned that if we give up on all our hope then we trully die inside for it is hope that gives us each breath we breathe everyday its hope that carries us on after the end of a terrible thing happening so as long as we hold on to that single thread of hope we are truly alive. YOU KNOW THEY ARE THERE, YOU KNOW YOU HIDE THEM FROM EVERYONE'S EARS, IT'S SOMETHING WE ALL HOLD INSIDE, DOING OUR BEST TO KEEP THEM OUT OF OTHER'S MINDS, THEY ARE ARE DEEP DARK SECRETS SO TRUE, ALWAYS HAVING THEM INSIDE KEEPS US FROM KNOWING WHAT TO DO, THEY TORMENT US MORE THAN MOST THINGS COULD, THEY KEEP US FROM GETTING RID OF THINGS INSIDE THAT WE SHOULD, WE HOLD THEM IN LIKE A DOOR WITH A LOCK THAT NEVER CAN BE OPENED, YET IN DOING THIS WE ONLY HURT OURSELVES, WHY DO WE HOLD ALL THESE DEEP DARK SECRETS IN, WHY DO WE NEVER TRULY WANT TO GIVE TO GIVE IN, WELL THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE WE ARE SCARED TO LET THEM OUT, AFRAID OF WHAT WILL BECOME OF US ONCE THE DARK SECRETS ARE HEARD, THOUGH ALWAYS REME

Hello All!!!
Just wanted to say muahhhhh to all my new friends and fu-family I have been hanging in the G spot Lounge for the past couple of weeks and have gained more friendships and family than since I have been here all together. Thanks to Mass for the invite if not for you I wouldnt be where I am today. So muahhhhhhhhhhhh to you hun. Rate me/Add me do what you will with me lol.....Love will be returned....

Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat

Fucking Ppl!!
To all you horney fucks out there, Im here to chat and have fun with my friends!! THATS ALL! Im tired of getting all these horney fucks wanting to chat and telling me to look at there dirty pics.. Leave me the hell alone! Im married with 2 kids and they are my life! So please If your not here to meet new friends then you are in the wrong page!!!! I hate to be a bitch but aparently thats the only way to get through to ppl!

We All Can Make A Difference
The Starfish While walking along a beach, a man saw in the distance what looked like a boy dancing. He was encouraged by the outward expression of someone dancing to the new day on the beach, and he approached the young man. As he got closer, he realized that the young man was actually running, leaning down, picking something up and then gently throwing it far into the ocean. As he came closer, he saw thousands of starfish the tide had thrown onto the beach. Unable to return to the ocean during low tide, the starfish were dying. He observed the young man picking up the starfish one by one and throwing them back. After watching the seemingly futile effort, the observer said to the young man, "There must be thousands of starfish on this beach. It would be impossible for you to get to all of them. There are simply too many. You can't possibly save enough to make a difference." The young man smiled as he continued to pick up another starfish and toss it back into the ocean.

Love
Have you wondered if you would ever find that one person who would make a difference in your life? I always hoped and prayed that someone like that exsisted. Would you know already know them or would they be a stranger who just walked in and swept you off your feet. Would they be all romantic or the macho man who doesnt believe in love. Would like be this totally amazing person in bed or someone who makes you feel totally amazing when in bed. I always wondered about this person until I didnt have to wonder anymore. Someone who I knew a very long time ago and hadnt seen in years walked into my life and I was a complete goner. In high school I never looked at him that way or years later after high school. After having not seen each other after 9 yrs he found me online and we was just going to go out for drinks to catch up and I was in a relationship with someone I thought I was in love with. Boy was I ever wrong after talking on the phone and going to lunch together we went out one n

Jokes
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs! One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered. 'Yeah,but you've got a driver!' Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sh

Good Friend!!!!
(A)ccepts you as you are (B)elives in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be"without you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets yours fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning?

Family
Happiness is the best feeling wen you have everything you want. Love is the emotion which will always surround the happiness. Desire to be around these things that make you joyous will forever be in my life. As, I know forever we will be together.

Questions
Fav random word? or wurd if my english isnt rite its cause well i speak riddle style if u where a steak how would u b cooked? would u have fries or vegies on the side or a salad? if u where a tree wat kind would u b?

What A Friend Is All About!!!
some verses about friend ship 1. Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows 2.Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. 3.A friend is someone who walks in when the whole world has walked out. 4. Parents start you off on life but friends get you through it. 5.Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always close to the heart. 6.A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. 7. Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same

Sorry
My computer is running really slow, because I have a virus, and I would like to put comments on all of my friends pages, but since how this is not possible for the time being, I would like u all to bear with me, and know that I do send out some page comments, just as much as I would like to, and until I get my computer fixed, there is nothing I can do, but I will let all of my friends on here know that I have not forgotten about u, and as soon as everything gets straightened out, everybody will start getting comments...I apologize to those of you who think I have no intention of getting 2 know u...that is not the case at all!

Http://fubar.com/user/1065314
http://fubar.com/user/1065314 show him lots of love while your at it check out the L.U.V lounge it rocks and help spread the word. show her lots of love thanks ya http://fubar.com/user/1095752

I Have Blue Eyes
Black eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ______

Behind A Wall
well mailman and i broke things off yesterday not cus we dont like eachother but cus we have our own lives to live. it was getting harder every day. i still love him and always will. im not writing this to get a new man or a new fuhubby im doing it cus i dont know how to stop the pain... i need to get it all out.. so please leave a commint if you like or not... i love all my friends i love you paul always and forever

For My Friends
My internet was broken for hours today, I was helpless what to do and calling the service line didnt help me much. They made suggestions which didnt help instead of admitting thats a provider problem. I was really angry about that. Now I have not much more time to be around to send everyone of you some greetings. So I want to say on this way to each of you Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Hope to be around tomorrow Annie We don't celebrate that over here, but I wish everyone who does a Happy thanksgiving! Annie Myspace Thanksgiving Graphics

Her
she fills me with happiness when she looks at me with love in her eyes. she makes me the happiest man on earth when she shows me how she cares she makes me feel complete when she gives all she has she makes me feel hurt when she snaps at me because she had a bad day she hurts me when i want to spend time with me and would rather be doing other things she kills me when she doesnt even seem to care when i am pouring my heart out to her but through it all i am still here with you because i love you more than anything and still hold on to what we had and hope that some day things will be more like they used to be every good memory i have involves you and everything that has been good in my life is because of you i know that some day you will be back to your old self and things will be back to normal and i will be happier than i have ever been

Rain Kiss
Kiss me twice in the rain First time nice second with pain Autumn night rain drops cold After our fight It's me you scold Pull my hair soaking wet Don't play fair deserve all I get Grass stained knees bare ass spanked Harder please Oh God I thanked Dew mist legs entwined hard nipples touch Roughly we grind hate you so much Kiss me nice in the rain I love you twice with pleasure and pain!

Craving You
Touch me softly, but hold me hotly. One match, one spark with you in the dark. Kiss me sweetly, but make it deeply. Ignite in me what you want and need. Spark becomes flame when you whisper my name... On fire with desire, I’m craving you.

"oh Snap"
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer 'yes,' to the question because I want to see where he is going with it."

Bobs
I'm a Dodge Viper! You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Sex Cake
SEX CAKE RECIPE: SPREAD LEGS, SQUEEZE MILK JUGS, INSERT FIRM BANANA. BEAT UNTIL WELL CREAMED. CAKE IS DONE MIXING WHEN BANANA GETS SOFT. LET RISE FOR 9 MONTHS, OPEN OVEN, RAISE FOR 18 MORE YEARS, IF IT TAKES LONGER THEN CAKE IS SPOILED

Myself
Many who share life are blame Eyes are filled with tears and fear Memories that shame Sleepless nights Hurting of heart Did this happen? Uncomfortable, frighten, confusion Is this a lie or truth? Lost of boundaries and control Fear of night and day Protecting and over-protecting love ones Have to find! Myself, before I can truely be myself?

Info
So heres the deal... Looking for a Fu Hubby for my sister!! NOT ME Im long done taken!! Her SN is Beautiful Nightmare go check her out... Here are the rules though! If you dont follow you dont qualify!! 1. You must NOT be a player! 2. You must NOT try and get with her just for a wife! 3. YOu must be at least cute.... 4. You must talk to her on a semi regular basis. 5. YOU MUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL CREATIVE AND JSUT MELT YOUR HEART SWEET IN ORDER TO MARRY HER!! All requests sent to my inbox!! We will look them over weeed out the excess waste and move on to find the winner Thx Ya'll!! Should I move to be with the one I love or should I just stay where I am at? Name: Age: Height: Eye: Hair: Idea of perfect date: How far you go for love: Will you talk to me everyday: Fun part- Give me 20 reasons you will stand out from the other applicants! GOOD LUCK!! Copy this Fill it out send it to my inbox!

Love
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and harder to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I love you babe.

Prince - Darling Nikki
PRINCE - Darling Nikki I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show u no mercy But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Nikki, ohhhh Come back Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince Wanna grind

Condom Game
The Box of Condoms Game The goal is to come up with 5 items to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. A lamp with a small lightbulb KY Jelly A lawn chair a scuba snorkle A gerbil Your turn.....

Sunshine
I woke up early just to see the sunrise today, I sat on my roof watching it rise. As I sat and watch the sky change from dark to light, Those tears building up in my eyes I had to fight. The colors were so beautiful and true, It can never compare to the beauty that's in you. I feel the warmth of the sun shining on my face, Those warm feelings I felt holding you I can't erase. It's so calm and peaceful here; I just don't want to go, Thinking of the one girl who makes me complete and whole. They say the sunrise is different when it's separated by miles, Knowing that she's sharing the same experience, I begin to smile. So life is filled with sunrises, sunsets, moons and stars, But Baby, these are what we will always share, even from a far.

Prevents Boredom!
Greetings. There is no such word in this Master's vocabulary as bored, boring, boredom. I forbid My girls to speak or write these words. This moment is final. There are no practice drills. Nobody truly receives a second chance although we might want to pretend its true. We get what we work for. To ignore is proper for online fools who disturb us or degrade us... our profiles ...our pictures. Perhaps your fears of attempting things I discuss within My profile and blogs is more the difficulty you experience... not boredom. Need of attention? Learn from this Master and you will have more to do and plenty to be thankful for each time you take another breath. I am not here to punish or bring pain into anybody's life yet so many believe that is the primary focus of this Lifestyle. Bored to bring painful experiences to yourself? Then I suggest placing your head inside an electric oven while it is turned on "High". This will cause difficulty in your breathing and sw

Babe
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and harder to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I love you babe.

Long Distance
Loving from a distance is never easy, When you are living so very far apart. But each mile that separates two people who truly care, Is joined together with the love each feels in their heart. The loneliness you feel when you are not together, Can eat away at you deep inside. When you miss the one who you want to share your life with, And they are not able to be by your side. Have trust in each other's feelings, And believe that they do feel the same way as you. When you can not be with one another, So easy it is to doubt whether their love is really true. Need to keep your faith that you have in each other, And never let go of your trust. Sometimes that is not so easy to do, But for your peace of mind, it really is a must. Think of one another's emotional needs, So the other always knows that you do care. Make the most of the time that you can have together, And open your hearts and share. Respect one another will sometimes need some s

Distance
Apart by distance, but never in heart Although not together, we're never apart There is something written about our love In the sun, the moon, and the stars above Destined to be, thats what we are Distance can never be too far Hearts together, bound as one Souls united, a lifetime begun My heart, my mind, my body, my soul My hopes, my dreams, you have control My love for you will always stay Always, forever, plus a day!!!

Hot_sexhot@ Fubar
u look so hot body i hope that im with u now and take off all clothis i want to kiss ur sweet lips and suck boobs and so i can see ur sweet boobs and like them and suck hard ur hard i am very hot body now i Look for beautiful women like you i am alone at home now The body warm and penis large cooling needs you email is sex1_sex2_sexy@yahoo.com and hot_sexhot@uahoo.com Look for a beautiful woman like you and I hope to speak with you soon I am always alone at home, and I hope that I find intriguing beautiful girlfriend like you and I object very hot and Raring see you plz add me email on yahoo hot_sexhot@yahoo.com hello u look so hot body i hope that im with u now and take off all clothis i want to kiss ur sweet lips and suck boobs and so i can see ur sweet boobs and like them and suck hard ur hard i am very hot body now i Look for beautiful women like you i am alone at home now The body warm and penis large cooling needs you email is sex1_sex2_sexy@yahoo.com and hot_sexhot@uahoo.c

Need Your Help
I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE PHOTOS FOR ME WITH THE OPTION TO TOUCH AND PLAY WILL HAVE TO BE SINGLE OR HAVE PERMISSION FROM PARTNER . BE FUN AND WILLING TO TRY NEW THING. NEED SOMEONE THAT HAS ALOT OF energy. KNOW HOW TO USE A CAM AND A VIDEO CAM. WILL BE LOTS OF FUN. ALSO NEED SOMEONE THAT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BANNERS LOGOS AND BACKGROUNDS FOR MY SITE. NEED SOMEONE CLOSE TO WHERE I AM. EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET WITH ME AND SEE IF WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.ALSO NEED NEED IDEAS FOR PHOTO SHOOTS. AND SOME GUYS TO BE IN PHOTO SHOOTS. ktrjb@yahoo.com

Dont Know
I know how it feels to have a broken heart, Every day I feel that pain And I feel it will forever rain. Though my situation may be different, My Love is across the mile's from me, I know how it feels when your heart just isn't free. She used to call me, But then the phone calls quit, She tells me she loves me and wants me, Then ignores me the next minute, Every day my heart breaks Because the way she treats me, But I feel so deeply that she is the 'one' And she tells me that she believes I am her soulmate. Why then does she treat me like this? Maybe its fear, But whatever it is, I just want her here... More every day, But things just aren't the same, Because I know tomorrow everything will change.

After The Rain
Your whispers echo in the wind They tell me what a fool I've been Your secrets dance before my eyes Thinking they are well disguised Dismal thinking of what could be Reality takes hold of me My hopes of what I wish to come Unravel slowly, they come undone The dream world that I've so carefully built Comes tumbling down with little guilt That you so easily my dreams destroy With the little effort that you employ Tell me is this a past time that you enjoy? To crush my dreams and hold me back To distract my attention, throw me off track It seems to me that your life's work Is to make me feel I'm of no worth You say that you love me And yet you ask me to be The things that you could never be And when I fall short of this unattainable goal You stand and you gloat with pleasure untold Tell me how can you be so bold To leave me broken once again. How can I have called you my best friend? Belle 11/01/07 Betrayed once again By someone I called friend A dagger to th

Broken
My heart says this can't be true. I am hurt more than you will ever know. Never felt so lonely and blue. My brain says, You put up a big show, You're a real pro. And still There are all the moments we've shared, And a big part of me, Trusts you completely, And still feels for you so deeply. I will never forget you, My love.

Jimmy Rollins Wins Nl Mvp!!
This is my (joking) attempt at starting a petition to ban xmas!!! If you're as sick of this time of year as I am, please "sign my petition" by commenting. Thank you. LOL!! If you haven't seen this before it's a pretty cool game. Each of the pictures represents a Band Name. For example, the big #20 towards the bottom of the pic is Matchbox 20. get it??? See how many u can get. Good Luck!!

Same Ole Same Ole New Poems
In The Heat Of The Moment In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music

To All My Friends...
Hey guys.. just thought I would let everyone know that I am officially living on my own with the kids. Because of this change, I rarely have time to get online and talk to anyone. Plus, I am working full time and also a full time student and single mother of 6 month old twins. Yea, I am very very busy. But please send messages and leave love and Ill return the favor as soon as I can. Thanks everyone for understanding. I know that this is going to sound really weird. But I didn't get wasted yesterday and I didn't care to either. I spent my day with my children and enjoying their company. I got an ass load of gifts and I personally went to the liquor store and bought a mudslide. I will eventually drink it but I haven't yet. My best friend lives four hours away from me and so I went and got her Wednesday morning along with her boyfriend Doug. We went out to eat and I went to the Dollar Tree (Don't hate.. the dollar tree ROCKS < 3.) and we went to walmart. Mom gave me like $180 for my b

Peoms
Slender beams of illumination enter this darkened chamber as I kneel, always lost, always alone, frozen here, waiting. Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, penetrating my exposed soul. A reflection on a deathless face. I raise my head, now embracing this oblivious darkness. Alone in Darkness the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, lost are we. the understanding for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, devoured by your obsession. all hope must fail. Untitled Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the stroke of death falls against my naked soul. It wounds me, and darkly my essence drips to the wicked earth that is my prison. In a strange and terrible glee I beg forgiveness while the end of life takes my hand. Now alone, my soul falls upon howling eyes. This is because of you what you have done what have you wrought?

Gothic
This once-peaceful city is under siege. In the space of six short months eleven people have been brutally murdered, their bodies drained of blood and dumped in different public places. Many more have vanished into the shadows of the night and might be lying beneath the streets of Santa Fe, their lifeless bodies decomposing in the lonely dark. Officials can't account for the gruesome killing spree. They do not believe the murders to be the work of one man, but nor have they been able to link the crimes to any known criminals. In the largest single police operation in New Mexico History, most local gangs have been broken up, religious cult leaders arrested, and the doors of secret orders, and brotherhoods smashed down.... to no effect at all!!! Chief Inspector Bruce of the whole police operation hates it when he is queried about the lack of results and responded with his own brand of bluntness," We've been working like silly clown," he snapped. "Everyone's on unpaid overtime. Nobod

Happy Thanksgiving
Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It's Cool Whip time! If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn! You'll get some! Don't play with your meat. Just spread the legs, open, and stuff it in. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? I didn't expect everyone to come at once! You still have a little bit on your chin. How long will it take after you stick it in? You'll know it's ready when it pops up. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! That's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long do I beat it before it's ready? HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

When Your On Top Of Your Game
Would it hurt for the people who are at the top level to keep in touch with those who helped you get to the top. I must say, everyone who is a friend, I've chatted with them. Those who fanned me, I returned the favor. Some of you just don't care anymore. Where's the luv??????????

Why
Why is it when some1 tells you that they like you for you and all that it feels like a lie? is it because you have low self esteem or is because it is an actual lie? to me i don't seem to beliece any1 that says i am good lookin or that i am beatiful. it is nice to hear yes but in my eyes i am not beatiful..to me i don't think i look good..one thing that people need to understand is i am 1 person that has basically no self esteem. i got told alot when i was younger and even to this day that i am ugly, that no guy wants me, that i will never have any1 in my life...so basically i don't believe that i will ever find a guy that does not care about looks and likes me for me..i am tired of being alone...another thing is some people look bad upon me because i had a beatiful daughter at the age of 15..but another thing is i put my daughter up for adoption..she is now 4 years old and looks just like her mommy...She is still my pride and joy...i lost a part of me when i decided to put her up for

Dead Milkmen
Takin retards to the zoo by: dead milkmen It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2] Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2] One of them blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]

Nsfw
well i'm really pissed that i have to deal with putting a code in everytime on of the bouncers think i'm on here for to long,ok look once every now an then is ok but 10 times in a hour come on give me a break,i'm not rude to anyone or say anything about what i'd do to them,so back the f--- up off me.

Healing Words
To heal one must forgive.... Oh mother of mine..I am so angry with you...for things so many the number is lost. I must say this now...I do love you. I would be a liar if I were to omit that because in truth you are my mother and for whatever the reason I can't deny it. I think you wronged me, did a grave injustice, and left me to defend myself improperly equipped. Whether by choice or by circumstance injury occurred. Wounds inflicted beyond bounds, permanently scarring my very soul. As a mother I can see now how difficult a task it was raising children, there is no guide book to follow, no black and white outline, no instruction manual. You can only love them, nurture them, protect them within your abilities, and pray they grow into responsible functional self-sufficient adults. Even seeing this and knowing this I can still see where you failed, where you fell short, and where you were unable to fulfill one of these tasks let alone all of them. I could blame y

Doves And Ravens
this look familiar?? There's more to it now.... i wait ever so patiently for you to wake up i talk so sweetly but underneath im fed up how much more shall i sink myself in to hold the peices together for us and all that lies within if i do this alone we shall surely fail it drains the marrow from my bones and i cannot prevail it would make sense to get your shit together dont worry about what's NOT necassary i didnt promise forever one day you might stop and look at me and find yourself alone without me by your side you might find yourself alone if you want a better life so we no longer hide behind poverty that turns my heart to stone get your head together before i make up my mind and your find yourself alone trapped inside your mind yes my patience grows thin to the point that i can say that i cannot and will not do this anymore that its time to let go and stop giving in and living in a moulin rouge based fantasy in my current situation sorry to burst bubb

What Goes Around Comes Around
Subject: A good one...it's true what goes around comes around One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, buteven in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulledup in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was stillsputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped tohelp for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't looksafe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. Heknew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the carwhere it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.' Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was badenough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack,skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change thetire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

Importance Of Education
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray

Turkey Stuffing!
I so abhor working in retail during the holidays!......I'd like to stuff a few other things besides a turkey,or rather a few someones!....Namely anything with BOSS mentioned in the title!.....An oh yeah,my girlfriend,but in a different way for different reasons!.....ROTF!.......Peace out you turkeys!.....Lol

Pain
I don’t understand how so many people can intentionally hurt or cause pain to others, especially those that are called loved ones. I don’t understand the need to tear down others to make one’s self feel or look better. Why do some people think that causing pain in someone’s life even remotely acceptable? I have hurt people in my life, as we all have. I have hurt those that I love and care for the most and I wish there were ways I could take away the pain. I know that in life that we all will hurt others, and most seriously the ones that we love, but when we do so without any remorse or even worse do it on purpose is just so wrong. So many people are used and abused by ones that they have given all their trust to and it’s no wonder that they become numb, untrusting and apathetic. The damage that is done becomes a permanent scar on their lives and can shape who they become. While it is true that great strength and growth can come from past hurts when a complete healing comes about, it

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!
MyHotComments I would like to wish my entire fubar family and friends a very Happy Thanksgiving. I would also like to send that out to all the men and woman serving over seas may GOD BLESS YOU ALL and here is wishing you all a safe and successful return home!

Interesting
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallestis the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as theEncyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis ofthe liver than men with hair. -At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a singlecell -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. -You

A Fubar Christmas
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by n

Hi
Kurt's mom has improved so much we are able to go back home. He hasn't stopped smiling in 3 days. I'm excited to be getting back in my own bed, maybe get some action for the first time in a month. :P Thanks for all the good wishes i got. I hope you all had a great Christmas. I missed Fubar, ad a few people, it'll be nice to get back on and say hello. xo Sorry guys. I'm having alot of computer problems and can't seem to log on alot. Miss you all. Jen xo Hello friends. I'm only on for a minute. We have moved to Seattle to be with my husbands dying mother. She has every advanced cancer, and will not be around for long. I miss some of my friends on here, but the only computer i have to use is my husbands work laptop. And he doesn't like me to use it to flirt with other cute guys. LOL We'll be here for the holidays, so if i don't talk to you, Merry Christmas. Jen xo

Just Something I Really Liked...
Love doesn't mean that you will never feel pain or that you'll live a life free from care.It doesn't mean that you will never be hurt or that your life will be perfect, with every moment consumed by happiness. Love does mean that you will always have a companion, someone to help you throught the difficult times and rejoice with you in your times of celebration.It means that each arguement is followed by a time of forgiveness, and each time of sorrow is far outweighed by all the tender moments spent in each other's arms. Love is a miracle that can take two lives and mold them into one, take two souls and bind them for life, take two hearts and fill them with enough passion and tenderness to last a lifetime. Love is a blessing that will lead you down life's most beautiful path....... MyHotComments The key to love is understanding.... the abiltity to comprehend not only spoken word. but those unspoken gestures- the little things that say so much

Naughty
I come over to your place to hang out, I knocked on the door and no answer I look in the driveway to make sure your car was there it was. I knocked again but still no answer I tried the door it was unlocked i walked in. I called out your name still no answer I walked room to room as I got closer to the bedroom I can hear the shower running in the bathroom. I opened the door, walked in and slowly stripped my clothes off I can see that you are in the shower so I quietly stepped int the shower with ya, I pressed my body against your back wrapping my arms around you I began kissing your neck working my hands up and down your body. The shower water running down over our bodies,I grab a hold of your hard cock start to stroke it, a moan escapes your mouth i pull away and you turn around facing me, you grabbed a hold of the soap lathered your hands with a kiss you turn me around pulled me up against you. With one hand you run it up and down my arm and around my waist the other begins to ca

Not Sure Yet
it seems i am too much of a flirt to be on this site any more so i am thinking of taking it off and deleting my account those of you who i will remain in contact i have most of you on my msgrs one way or another ,,,, just cant decide yet if i want to shut my acct down over ME RUNNING INTO MEN WHO LIKE TO SEE JUST HOW FAR A WOMAN WILL GO AND THEN DROPPING THEM ..... some of u know what im talkin about some of u dont but anyways letting u know i may not be on much longer i have a family to think about and i have to keep them my first priority over anything wether i do at times or not i hate fucking pricks who talk to u and get u so wrapped up in them that u sorta lose the light of what you are really supposed to be doing , wether u do it or not

For My Birthday
just wanted to say thanks to everyone on my friends list who sent me a gift a profile comment or a shoutbox message for my birthday. you guys all rock :D well since my birthday is in 3 weeks from today.. i thought i'd write out a list of what i want. i want all my TC family on the phone one night and i mean EVERYONE! yes EVERYONE an that person knows i'm talking about him if he actually reads my blogs. i love my TC we're just one messed up disfunctional family an we need to get together again. i miss everyone. but anywys. that's what i want or at least for one person to actually talk to me an tell me he don't hate me or somthing lol. Friends are Forever ppl just remember that. anyways enough runnin my mouth You Guys Rock!

This Is Funny
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. - - - - Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you have n't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll

Randomness
You know...I have more than enough room here to write something mean or spiteful....but it won't help anything. It won't make me feel any better, because I know if I did say anything negative, it would only be out of hurt or anger......I never was one for saying things I don't mean much. The truth of the matter... Well the truth of the matter isn't really going to make me feel any better either. I thought writing was supposed to be therapeutic. So basically I'm stuck here, lying in bed, quite literally staring at the ceiling cursing myself for being such an idiot. I really don't mean a damn thing to you, do I? I don't know why I even try. I don't think I've ever felt so stupid in my entire life. It doesn't change the facts. Love is love. It's unconditional. And when I say unconditional, I mean that absolutely. Someone told me once, "Dry your tears, but not before you taste them. Always remember the sweet moments, and no matter who's path you cross (and there will b

You Are Prequalified For Xx Survey
I am so agrivated to keep trying these stupid surveys. I have started them atleast 5 times an only to be shot down with the answer you are not qualified or something to that effect. Personally I am finished attempting these waste of time surveys..

Pissed Off
WELL FIRST OF ALL IF YOUR MY CLOSE FRIENDS THEN YOU ALL HAVE KNOWN ABOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE MY SON BACK AND FORTH TO THE DOCS LIKE EVERY WEEK SOMETIMES TWICE A WEEK.. WELL I HAD TO TAKE MY SON TO THE DOCS YESTERDAY CUZ HE WAS SICK AND IT WAS CAUSING HIS ASTHMA TO GET OUT OF HAND.. WELL HE WAS FINALY DIONOSED WITH ASTHMA A FEW WEEKS AGO AFTER TAKING HIM TO THE DOCS LIKE 50 TIMES.. WELL YESTERDYA I FOUND OUT THAT HE HAS AN EAR INFECTION WHICH CAME FROM THE RSV HE HAD.. THEY FINALLY GAVE HIM MEDS FOR THAT AND ALSO ORAL STEROIDS FOR THE ASTHMA AND THEY WANTED ME TO COME BACK TODAY FOR A CHECKUP ON THE MEDS.. WELL THE DOC THAT WE SAW TODAY SAID THAT HIS WEEZING WAS COMMING FROM HIS NOSE.. FROM HIS NOSE!!!!!! SO IM LIKE OMFG!!! WTF!!!!! OK.. WELL MY AUNT WORKS THERE AND SHES A NURSE FOR THE DOC THAT SAW HIM TODAY.. NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE WAS JUST AS PISSED AS I WAS.. SHE TOOK MY SON AND I TO ANOTHER DOC THER WHO IS AWEOMSE.. HE LISTENED TO MY SONS BREATHING AND WAS LIKE BLAH TO WHAT THE OTHER

Contest Giveaway
well im 3,900 away from getting my vip and i could use a little more help so please if you havent stopped b y to help me out i surely could use it now almost there. and i want to thank everyone who has already helped you guys are great heres the link: HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE KISSES I have entered a giveaway contest at the last minute (sorry)but i could really use your help just a few comments now and then would greatly be appreciated thanks guys First of all let me start by wishing everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving and if somewhere between the turkey and the football you could be so nice and drop a few comments on my giveaway it would be much appreciated...for those who have already helped out please accept my thanks Heres the link: you know what to,do what you do best

Thanksgiving
Wow, I don't know where to start. Actually, I do...without a doubt, my first thanks has to go to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. If not for his mercy, and forgiveness, I am afraid to think of the state I would be in. I am far form perfect, but He loves me anyway, and continues to forgive my short comings and answer my prayers. Although I can't be with family this year for Thanksgiving, I am thankful for each member of my family. Going to Alabama to see some of them was so great this year! I'm thankful for my mom, who I am proud to say is clean again! She'll never know how proud I am of her for making a new start for herself, and my baby brother. Speaking of my brother, I am so greatful to see that he is doing so great in school. He has made me so proud recently. I thank God for looking over my grandmother, and keeping her safe thru her surgery, and also for bring the results of the cancer back benign! I am also full of thanks for being able to see my family in Alabama, and know that

Some People.....
This is just for some people...... Some people don't even know Some people don't even have a clue Some people think they know their friends Some people think their friends are true Some people think that they can trust Some people will do what they say Some people will lose friends because of them Some people love them anyway Some people overlook special friends Some people will understand this story Some people will know what I'm talking about So this goes out to you, ............. I am sooo damn frustrated! I was in another car accident this past Friday. Some idiot driver ran a traffic light and I went flying right into her passenger door. The impact of the accident made her flip over. When the accident happened I was kinda dazed and just staring at the airbag that just punched me in the face...so I did not notice that the other driver's car flipped over. My immediate response to the driver when the accident happened was anger...almost to the point of hate because I'

The End
Thinking I am done with Fubar. Good luck to all of you. I know I wasted way too much time screwing around here instead of stuff I should be doing. Hopefully you won't make the same mistakes I did. Happy Holidays and good luck to all. I am deleting my account soon.

Helpless
Sunday about 10 minutes after the packer game my daughter Taylor fell down the basement steps while playing w/ the small crutches in the house (i had told her to put them away) within 45 minutes she seized in the living room in Randys arms........stopped breathing and the ambulance took her to the trauma center. She stopped breathing on my living room floor. I watched 5 paramedics race to put an air way into my 6 year old daughter. after they stablized her at the hospital i was allowed to see her for only a few minutes cause they were breathing for her and had to take her right to CT.....when the dr finally talked to us......he said If in 1 hour she has not started breathing on her own, she would be flown to Rochester Mn, because they are not equipt for Pediatric ICU.........My Bugg she started breathing on her own, 15 minutes before the chopper was to take her. It was a long horrible tear filled night, w/me laying right next to her, waking every hour with her and holding her as s

My Life With Fibromyalgia
Some people ask why I am lazy. Some ask why I don't work to help support my family. So I going to try and explain it. I am not here for pity or anything like that I am just trying to explain to everyone at once I was in a car accident in 2003. It broke my foot and crused the joint. That injury alone as made it impossible to stand for any length of time and squatting is out of the question. So that alone limits what I can do. As for the fibromyalgia, I either got this as a result from the accident or because of my mom also having it or a combination thereof. Here is a description of what fibromyalgia is.. What are the Symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundaries, migrating to all parts of the body and varying in intensity. FM pain has been described as stabbing and shooting pain and deep muscular aching, throbbing, and twitching.

Just For Fun
Hey friends , I posted a Christmas tree on my page so when you stop by to leave me a comment , be sure to leave me a gift under my tree . Thanks Southern Babygirl for being the first to leave me a gift . "If you talk about me I got some advice... click your heels 3 times and say, "I wish I had a life!""

St Louis Childrens Hospital
I wish I had known about this sooner. I could have posted it and maybe gotten more donations. Anyway, I was able to donate $300 to the St Louis Childrens Hospital. Just goes to show every little bit counts.

The Way I Feel
I feel as if i am living a lie i dont even feel like im alive ive tried acting like everythings okay but i think its driving me insane i just dont care anymore not much is worth fighting for everyday is almost the same extra bull shit to put me in pain when will this crap be done i threw in the towel kudos you won im sick and tired of this stupid game sitting around and listening to people complain waiting months 2 see a doctor for them to say youll be just fine go on about your way i used to be so very kind but these assholes have made me speak my mind how do we have leaders without any balls why are they so afraid to take the fall what ever happened to being strong what the hell went so terribly wrong they are supposed to be some kind of buffer but say fuck it let the slaves suffer dont give you time to handle your shit but the second they can they split they dont care about anyone else and only look out for them selves i guess ill walk around like everythi

C.j. Mays Recieves Distingushed Service Ribbon
NSCC Distinguished Service Ribbon Petty Officer 2nd Class Charles J. Mays United States Naval Sea Cadet Corp. F.C. Sherman Division Citation “For exemplary and distinguished service I am recommending Petty Officer 2nd Class Charles J. Mays to receive the Distinguished Service Ribbon for his calm and knowledge, reacting to a medical emergency, which resulted in the saving of a classmate’s life. On May 23rd, 2007 at 9:05pm during a night school class at Churchill Community High School, a fellow student crawled off his chair and laid inert on the floor. PO Mays responded immediately, ordering the hall monitor to call EMS and the boy’s parents. The boy was barely conscience. In the first survey, PO Mays checked his pulse which was weak, and breathing, which was shallow. He told the boy that he was certified in first aid and tried to get a response. PO Mays checked for injuries, and used capillaries refill check to check for circulation, which was slow. He determin

Happy Hour Giveaway
I Could really use the help people plz. I have been trying for 4 months to get this HH and instead of working on it i have helped everyone who has asked for help. Come on give me a hand. is still need 34K in comments. come on and show me some love back... for all of those that have been helping me thank you so much love you very much. center> I Could really use the help people plz. I have been trying for 5 months to get this HH and instead of working on it i have helped everyone who has asked for help. Come on give me a hand. is still need 32K in comments. come on and show me some love back... for all of those that have been helping me thank you so much love you very much. I AM OFFERING 1 THOUSAND FUBUCKS FOR 200 COMMENTS AND I AM GOING TO SWEETEN THE DEEL FOR 400 COMMENTS I WILL PAY 5 THOUSAND FUCUKS... AL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK ON THE PIC RATE IT AND START COUNTING THEM OFF NO NEED FOR WORDS JUST NUMBERS AND WHEN YOU HAVE DONE ALL YOU WANT TO DO SEND ME A PR

Who Wants A Salute From Me
OK Heres The Deal..Pit An His Girl Are In A Contest 4 Hottest Couple On The FU Drop A Rate On It Im Askn 4 Ur Time If U Drop A Rate On It Lemme Kno...And i'll make u a personal salute Just click the pic ty and luv ya all I tried 2 fix my other laptop w/e pix i have in it i cant get back w/e i owe a salute to for the pitbull contest just message me here and in the next day or two i'll post em for u sorry i been slackin been workin 2much.I also set my shout box for nobody cuzz ii cannot keep up with shouts i dont want anyone to feel like they been ignored so just comment or message me and i'll get back to ya as soon as i can umm i tried 2 stay off of here cuzz all the stupid crap on here but i've been on facebook and myspace more www.myspace.com/waterlily2 is my link and um on facebook idk how u find a person but look me up by my name its jackie osorio and i hope everyone had a good valentines day and enjoy their weekend xoxo i forgot 2 say if anyone else wants a salute let me

Tell Me Why
I JUST GOT AM EMAIL FROM THIS GUY http://www.fubar.com/user/1361260 IF HE PAID AN MIND TO READING MY PROFILE HE WOULD OF NOT SAID WHAT HE DID TO ME WELL AT LEAST I WOULD NOT from: 86 date: 2007-11-22 15:46:58 subject: pussy? read receipt: No replied: 2007-11-22 15:48:29 block user can i see your pussy? WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE JUST NASTY I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME ...........I HAVE SEEN A FEW TIMES MY BAR TAB SAYING PATTIES FREND JUST WALKED IN WELL THEY ARE NEW PEOPLE BUT NOT ANYONE I INVITED ...........WHEN I SHOUT THEM THEY IGNORE MY SHOUT ..........MY QUESTION IS WHY IS IT DOING THAT ? HELP ME PLEASE

Level Ups
Good morning.. Just wanted too give you all a heads up on what I think will be a better way too do level ups with me working now. Im going too do a bulletin with more then on one level up in it . With me working now im not on when Happy hours occur. So if you see someone that you want too help with leveling with in our limits if im on shout me there link and if im not on send me a private message as early as possible with there profile link inside. Im going too do a bulletin before i go to work that way we all can help more level up. If im home and someone needs leveled ill do like we regurly do with what they need too level. This is just easier with me also on dial up. It takes forever too just do one blog .. this way more people can see it. The list if we have someone too level up will be in my blogs also..So look on Happy hour and see who hasnt leveled yet. Any questions go ahead and shout me. Im off today so ill be around if you need help. Have a great day..Big hugs

Vunerability
~*Phyre*~@ fubar I take pictures of all my "fucomplishments" well i have 2 blasts up and i need a picture of both of them... The person who sends me a picture of my blasts first gets 10,000 fubux a blast! just put it in your pictures or put it in your stash... so i can find it please and send me a private message labeled " i found your blast" and i will send you 10000 fubux immediately... if you dont find it first you dont win... but to make it interesting if you find both (you dont have to be first) ill give you 50000 bux. And if you send me both of them before anyone one else sends me one ill give you 100,000 Fubux To take a pic of the blast you need to press the "print screen" button... minimize your explorer and open up your paint program... Microsoft paint will do! Then Hit paste and it will be in there... And i will give you 5000 extra fubux if you just get my blast with nothing else on the page... camera pictures WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED! If someone can sticky this

New Family
Mystic Warriors Tribe Owner Mystic Warrior **MWT** Second in command Jim 'the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~ & **MWT** second in command' Vice Platoon leader 'Queen B owner of the Tiger's Den & proud member of**MWT** Rainbow Warriors Platoon Leader Platoon Members Sandy 'mailbroad47**MWT** Cece 'even-in_the_rain**mwt**' Amanda '~Amanda the seductress 69 Vice~ RLW the real flirt C/O of The White Tiger's Den & **MWT**member' Vice 'trollsny**MWT**windtalker tribe' snyder Sassy 'Sassyharleylady**MWT**' 'Sweet Michelle Member of the MWT' PLATOON LEADER cathy lostangel **MWT** Platoon Members 'Mystic Angel **MWT** Rea

Our Important Holidays
Remeber back when all the stores were closed on Christmas and Thanksgivinv?I do.Now I think that the Holidays are to Commercial and the only thing that anyone cares about now is money and not Family.I can understand that people in the Health Care Bussiness have to work but why does Walmart,McDonalds and places like have to be open during the Holidays? I think these days shold be spent with Family and not at work if your not in the Public Safety Bussiness,thats just my opinion,I dont know how everyone else feels!

Drama Central
I find it so unbvelievable that people on here have nothing better to do with their time other than be fake and harass other people. Too many people see Fubar as their life. It isn't f*ckin real people, get a grip! Am thinkin of takin a break from Fubar, so any of my friends that are true friends and wanna stay in touch, send me a shout or e-mail. Am not leaving Fubar, just taking a break, well, unless the bullshit stops any time soon. Take care everyone and Happy Holidays. I will still be here for a day or two.

It's My Birthday 11/20
Today is my birthday and I feel great, but it feels kinda sad since this is my first birthday without my mother. She passed away July 19, 2007 and I guess it's just gonna take some getting used to.

Class Act
So it looks like Mike Lowell will be returning to the World Champion Boston Red Sox for another three years. I am overjoyed at the news. And may I add that I think our Golden Glove winning, All Star, MVP third baseman is a class act. He wanted to stay with the Red Sox and he turned down several 4 year offers to remain with his team. It is also reported that he left up to 20 million dollars on the table to stay where he is loved best. To me, that speaks volumes. That he put heart and love of the game above his bank account. That to him, being in the right place at the right time is more important than being among the highest paid ball players. Mike Lowell, to me, personifies everything that baseball should be. He plays for the love of the game, for the hearts and souls of the fans, for the cameraderie of the team. He is no sell out. My admiration for this man is immense. I am very grateful that we are hanging on to his valuable player. I was so afraid we would lose hi

Having Fun
I am 42 years old,I am a proud mother of 4 great children,already grown up,I have a grandson that I love very much,and very greatful to have him in my life,I love to party and have a great time,I have been involved in 2 abusive relationships,the last one was the worst ever,he put a knife to my throat,I am so greatful to be out of that relationship,but being involved with the abuse it has made me a stronger person,and I love my self to much to go through it again.I love to have fun,camping,hiking,spending time with the man I love,I am a very clean person,I keep my house spotless or try to any way.I also love to party,and I love to dance and have a good time,I don't feel like I am 42, I am now single and looking for a man who knows how to treat a woman,no abuse,I want a man to love me for me,hold me at night,someone who is honest,loveable,caring,someone who likes to have fun and party or stay home with and drink a few beers,I am fun,loving,caring,honest.I am also a clean freak,can't stan

In The Studio
It seems my blogs, my website my bulletin's ,are nothing but Rip's and friend's passing away.. I've spent the last 3 days walking the banks and shores searching and trying to recover the body of one of my best friends body who supposedly fell of his boat early Sunday morning. . Weather has stopped most of our efforts. Anyone living in the Killeen . Tx area we need your help with boats, people to walk the shores anything ! Ron Richardson is missing from Stillhouse Hollow lake from what is called a suspicious boating accident. I'm calling on all friends to help bring him in and some kind of closer for his family and friends. Please send me an email @ swoupe @yahoo.com if you need more info and would like to help.. Enjoy life because it's way to short. and be happy. God Bless !

Something To Think About
Just something to think about... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in, he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at t

Nice Guy's Still Finish Last!!!
Body: To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" - I LIKE THIS ONE To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. - I LIKE THIS ONE ALOT To every guy that kisses her with meaning. - AND THIS ONE To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. - AND THIS ONE To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. - AND THIS ONE To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. - ANT HIS ONE To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

Update On Being Sick
GOOD MORNING ALL OF MY GREAT LOVING FRIENDS.. AND THERE IS MANY . I AM HAVING TO BLOG THIS BECAUSE AS USUAL MY SHOUT BOX ISNT WORKING.. I TRY VERY HARD TO ANSWER EVERYONE.. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT I AM IGNORING YOU THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ..IF I DONT SHOUT BACK WITHIN SECONDS THAT MEANS MY SHOUT IS DOWN.. JUST THROW ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE EASIER FOR ME ANYWAYS ... THIS MORNING I ACTUALY FEEL MUCH BETTER EXCEPT I HAVE WOKE UP WITH A SEVER SINUS HEADACHE BUT I AM TAKING MEDICINE AND DRINKING MY COFFEE AS I TYPE... I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARRING ABOUT ME. IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL.. LOVE YOU. COME LUV ME

"a Tribute To Those Alone"
We are the forgotten, the abhorred, the pitied and ignored. We suffocate, gasping in the void, longing for what once was, that another callously destroyed. The loneliness is a companion and often silent friend, distant relative to Morpheus and the Reaper at our end. Just as hopeless, empty and incessantly futile, The complacency we seek is always elusive and nubile. We walk blind in the darkness, making our way with timid care, Seeking a sturdy handhold that another might share. We baptize our pillows, in attempts to filter out the pain, Attempting to keep alive hope, and prevent going insane. All we long for is the embrace of a kindred mind, an open heart, Something only another soul can satisfactorily impart. To those that take for granted what they have, and indifference remains, Realize how lucky you are, and know you have no right to complain.

One Day
Once upon a time there were good people that followed the way of the nature, they talked to it and it talked to them, the trees , the animals, the fish, all had something to say and teach. There was an energy that flowed from one and all, and that energy enabled many races to do wonderful and awesome things. Most of the races were guided by an insight that astounded most. This caused fear within many mostly in the race of Man, they let that fear guide them into horrifying acts, they searched the world over killing and burning those they found that felt the energy, those that used it for good, they used there knowledge of this energy to heal, to teach, to guide. But in there fear and ignorance the race of Man tried to destroy this gift. Soon man understood that they needed a Sheppard, one that could and would be a beacon to attract man away from the energy of nature, away from the ways of the first Gods, towards a new God one that if not worshiped solely, if not placed above all else w

Wtf
WHY IS IT SOME PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO TRASH TALK PEOPLE THEY DONT KNOW? I MEAN COME ON NOW DO PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER DO DO IN LIFE THEN TALK SHIT ABOUT THINGS THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT? AND OMG LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE FAKE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE A FRIEND WHILE STANDING BEHIND U WITH A BIG KNIFE IN THERE HAND WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STAB U .....ITS FUNNY HOW YOU COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND NEXT THING U KNOW SOME ONE TALKS SHIT AND BOOM EXPLOSION EVERYONE HATES U ....BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THEY NEVER EVEN CAME TO TELL U WHAT IT IS THEY HEARD OR SAW AND THATS THE PART THAT SUX WORD TO THE WISE NEVER JUDGE PEOPLE ON WHAT U HEAR ABOUT THEM BECAUSE U MIGHT BE MISSING OUT ON A GOOD THING IN LIFE .............

Sad And Frusterated!!
This is my first blog ever, I thought I'd finally write one, to see if its any help! I am kinda depressed, and I hate being single! Not for the typical guy reasons, but more because I have no one to hold, and cuddle, no one to comfort me after a bad day. I am not the typical guy, I believe in "Southern Hospitality", and treating women with respect, but that seems to go un-noticed!! I was cheated on for 6 months by my fiance, of 5 years, with no clue, I actually trusted her, and didn't hold back at all, giving her my heart, and what did it get me?? NOTHING but a broken heart, and low self-esteem!!!!! I dunno everybody has a story, and I know worse has happened to people, but my one question is how do I raise my self-esteem, and recover fro this??? Any ideas, suggestions, or wanna chat, message me! Thanks for reading my first blog!!

The Cannonball Is Heading Back Down Under
The Cannonball is heading back Down Under, and police are concerned, writes BARRY PARK. Organisers of next year's Cannonball Run are quick to distance the event from the carnage of 1994. It started as a cross-country race three decades ago in the US as a protest against speed limits, became a series of B-grade Hollywood movies, and now a Cannonball Run is set to return to Australia next year. Victoria Police is less than impressed, given the four deaths in a separately organised but similarly named event in the Northern Territory 12 years ago. It said it will keep a watching brief on the event, which will be held mainly on public roads. The company organising next year's event has held similar affairs in Europe, the US and Russia. The man behind the Cannonball franchise, Tim Porter, told Drive that next year's run, which would cross into Victoria as part of a three-state tour, would be nothing like the 1994 event. That Cannonball Run, organised by motor-racing identity A

Poems
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet yo Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have

"we'll All Be Rooned," Said Hanrahan
Well come this Saturday Australia maybe you'll look back on words from the past and remember with remorse that ya was Hoodwinked yet again to return Australia back to the time the Author of the following lived [Patrick Joseph Hartigan (1878-1952)],...Australia READ THIS AND DAM WELL remember who and where you placed your Ticks Said Hanrahan "We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan, In accents most forlorn, Outside the church, ere Mass began, One frosty Sunday morn. The congregation stood about, Coat-collars to the ears, And talked of stock, and crops, and drought, As it had done for years. "It's looking crook," said Daniel Croke; "Bedad, it's cruke, me lad, For never since the banks went broke Has seasons been so bad." "It's dry, all right," said young O'Neil, With which astute remark He squatted down upon his heel And chewed a piece of bark. And so around the chorus ran "It's keepin' dry, no doubt." "We'll all be rooned," said Hanra

Some Of My Favorite Lyrics Or Quotes
A Native American Prayer Great Spirit who I am a part of, My heart cries out for guidance, My soul has forgotten the I am of the all; from which I came. Great Spirit of oneness, help me to return, Return to my heart where all answers dwell, Help me to see humanity as my brothers and sisters. Help me remove separation, Help me remove guilt and shame, Help me find that peace deep inside. And Great Spirit of Love, Show me the illusions that which I see and think to be real, Help me find myself again So I may serve. These are words from a CD that a very dear friend made for me. I do not know who does it, but I think the words are beautiful.If you know who these words are by please post a comment and tell me I would love to give credit where it is deserved.

Good Or Bad Girl
You Are a Very Bad Girl You are 10% Good and 90% Bad As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere! You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way. You Are 86% Perfectionist You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score. The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick them yourself

My First Blog!!!!
Ok for my first BLOG on here, some of you might get a little pissed off, but I need to get this out! For those of you that know me I normally keep to myself pretty much all the time. I don't tend to trust people with even the simplest things in my life. So when I do meet someone and open up to them, it's rare to say the least. For me to love someone, and I mean TRULY LOVE someone, is even more uncommon. So here is the situation, I'm very capable of love, no matter what some people might think! If I give my love to someone, it is a gift. Take it or leave it, but it's theirs. That doesn't mean that I will not love other people too. It is possible to love more than one person! It also doesn't mean that I expect you to love me in return. The love I give is unconditional! I can't put a limit on how much I will love someone or what they have to do to keep that love. Also, when I love someone, I'm honest with them. To a FAULT!!!!!! I can't lie to someone and say "I love you" in the same

With A Lil Help...
So this goes out to everyone that helped me getting my 3 month VIP!You guys rocked the house :D Thank you for being there for me!I'm trying to get back to all of you I promise!Don't get mad at me if I left someone out.I didn't do it on purpose!!!Just let me know and I'll add you here! First of all I want to thank Mark for hosting this give away!Show him and his girl Stephanie Lynn some love!And anyone else on this list of course ;) Mark11779@ fubar ÐJ Esoteric ☣XHMH Metal Mafia Crew ☠Married 2 Meine Goettin Sandra☠@ fubar ♥ Shell ♥@ fubar One Of Life's Nice Guys@ fubar Savvy ♥ acidic@ fubar *~*Eyes of a Tragedy*~*Sandy's Sis*~*@ fubar Honesty911@ fubar Jables@ fubar Syn........Owned by Sweet ♥ Judy, Rebbie, Gelibean, Miss Donna and SkyBird....oh my!!@ fubar Skull_man BODYGUARD to Mizt ,Islandgirl ,submi$$iv&morbidmajik~~Vampire to MorbidMajik~~

A Peek Into My Soul!
My heart is breaking in two Not only because of you Circumstances and the laws of nature never seem to coincide they crash they collide they fight and torment I miss what we could have had and I miss even more what we did have I want so much yet so little From life Not you I just want you to be a part of it I want to be a part of it untrap me lead me to freedom show me there is still light at the end of this dark and dreary world I am in Do I ask to much? If I do please let me know so I may see An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily © Copyright 2005 My Windows My windows are clouded, My windows are stained, My windows are shrouded, My windows are chained. I peer out my windows, but can not see. My windows are withholding that view from me. I wipe and I swipe and try to clear my view, My windows keep me from peering at you. I sit and I ponder the dilemma at hand, Why won't my windows let me see on demand. I hear a small voice that says, "Ba

Men Problems
So I am finally sitting here with nothing to do and no one to talk to. Wow that's a first. First off I am starting this blog just because I need to so get some things off my chest and because I feel some things need to be said. First off why is it that I always seem like the target? Why am I always the one getting my heart broke? I keep asking myself what did I do to deserve to be treated like this? I give almost my all to someone just to hear later that they cant even give me any. What's with that? Why do I feel like I sit here and waisted the last week with this person? I had it in my head that me and him shared so much in common how could I go wrong with him? What's the deal with me? What is so messed up about me that no one wants to be with me? I get told everyday by guys on here and yahoo and other places as well that I am gorgeous, sexy, blah blah blah and all that good stuff. But see it doesn't mean a thing to me if I don't have feelings for that person back.

Food For Thought
The paradox of our time in history is that we have Taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider roads, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, But have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have Bigger houses and smaller families, more Conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees But less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, More experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but Less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered outer space but not inner s

Fate
I believe in fate and what it brings to everyone's life.Things happen for a reason whether it be for the good or for the bad.If something was meant to be it will be no matter what.It could be thousands of miles between something great or it could be some kind of tragedy that should never have happened.But fate plays a big role in everything that happens ans like i've said if it's meant to be it will be ans nothing will stop it from happening.

The Secret
just a reminder to all of you ~ every one has a purpose in life and everything happens for a reason~ what do u all think comments please~ tonight while watching the secret for the 4th time i decided to blog it so i did. i am 27 years young and although i have my bad days just like we all do, i still try to remain positive. i do agree with it fully. i do agree that i am in charge of my own destiny. to think is to create. if i want positive results i need to think positive results. if i think negative i will receive negative results. the law of attraction is a very powerful~ what ever i want i can get i just need to visualize it and it will happen. i get what ever i want not because i am spoiled but because i make things happen. i know who i am and remember where i came from but i also know that i am in charge of my future. i live my life to it's fullest potential and live each day like it is my last. *if it's to be it's up to me** **to think is to create**

Out There Again
well since the darling dr's in florida didn't want to do anything, My husband John AKA Bull, took me to UAB in Birmingham Alabama, and wouldn't ya know it, they can help with this tumor i have in the left side of my brain. So out on the truck i went, since hubby's company was willing to get me there, i took the chance, so far after birmingham, been up north twice, and now were on our way back to Florida, for a few weeks cause i need to return to alabama on the 4th. I just wanna let my family know i was not trying to aviod them just hard for me to get on the laptop at times. Thanks for all the well wishes, and I'll be back full time soon...............Love to yall

Tired Of Those Crazy Spam E-mails?
Is There Really Anything You can do about Spam? Yes There is a Way for of us to do away with Spam Forever! This UBIEE Earth Mail has me so Excited I am not sure who to tell First. You always want to help your friends first, if you can and I havent had time to get advertising out to many places yet so I decided I would give my testimonal here just so that All My Fubar Members would have a First Shot at this if they want it. Friends, Believe me when I tell you-- You do Not Want to miss out on this. If you do you will be telling your Kids and Grandkids later that--Yes I had a Chance to be at the Very Top of this Great System and -- I Blew it. Please - Please Dont be in that Situation. Not Next Year, Not Next Month, Not Next Week, Not Tomorrow, Not Next Hour-- Right Now, Get Involved so that you Have What You Deserve. Go To-http://earthmail.a-url.com/?tag=gewells And sign up NOW! You don't pay anything now, we are in Pre-Launch and you will start to see qu

Need Singer For Metal Band In Marysville,ohio
have a friend who is in a metal band and they need a new singer. they had to get rid of the last guy.if there are any singers out there in marysville ohio whom would like to get in touch with my friend please let me know...

My Travels
so here I am, survived the trip to Mexico. Wow what a ride hahha literally.and experience I will never forget. I imagine me at 80 with alziemers everyone trying to get me to recall stuff, and I bet that is what I talk about most hahahahhaha. So i'm sporting my first tattoo. Love it. Its a bunny, after a very long night of insanity and laughs. got a loose tie and smoking a cig hahhaha. its a whole new world down there. So friday night we finally get there. Not sure where we are going to stay cause its biker weekend. masses of bikers everywhere. We drive around looking for a hotel for ever and ever. finally going back to the original one we stopped at first. got settled and went out on the town. took us forever to get some food. which i dont understand, since all they got is dog tacos down there, and there are dogs everywhere hahhaha. gary looked under a cart for cages that shit was hilarious. Anyway not really sure if it was dog or not but it sure as hell dint taste like corn fed beef .

Poetry
The moment our eyes met I knew it would be A love that would last eternally~ The silky caress of your hand in mine As subtle tingling of bubbling wine~ The brush of your breath upon my lobes As you gently remove my clothes Comenses the feelings of ecstasy As I feel your body close to me~ Emotions rising we fall into bed A little too early you spray your web~ Slightly dissatisfied we lay in rest My body signaling deep distress Not knowing what to do I begin to rise Removing your hand from between my theighs~ I slip on my clothes and walk out the door Making a vow to see you no more~ It could have been wonderful It could have been great But now for you It's a little too late! Thinking of you Curiosities break lose Questions unanswered The silk of your lips Could they be like imagined Will your touch be as Electrifying as my dreams The possibilites of your fantasies I will them to be as dark as mine Can I trust you to know what to do When i'm bound,

Local Band
Second Chance By: Apposing Force I used to dream that I'd be someone but now my dream is gone. And now I walk down these lonely streets thinking of what I've done. I had a chance to make it big but now my chance is gone. And now I wait on these lonely streets for my chance to come again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me If I can't have a second chance will someone take my life. a second chance is all I need or my life will never be right. I knew that maybe getting high would bring me to an end. If I can have a second chance I'll start my life all over again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me

Poems
Lost For once, I tried to find. What before, I left behind. Lost in, a snowstorm. The daydreams I have, suddenly became to form. Clouds of gray, block out the light. In these dreams, I have to fight. Death and Death, are all around. coming from the sky, and up from the ground. By myself, I try to flee. But the evil begins, to overtake me. I try to, get away from this place. But every time I try, I fall right on my face. Dear God, I pray to you. Please let me see, the sky's of blue. Let me, get away. Sometime, someday. I want to be there, When you need someone who will care. I want to be there, When you need someone that wants to share. I want to be there, When you need someone to be here. I want to be there, When you need someone to get you a beer. I want to be there, When you need someone to brush your messy hair. I want to be there, When you need someone to share the pain you bare. I want to be there, When you need some

I Have Changed It! Plz Read
i only need 300 comments to be in 2nd place and 2450 to be in first place so if all really want to help me here is the chance to do so!! i will make yall salutes for 50 or more comments! PLZ HELP ME!!! CLICK PIC BELOW!! alright to all those that helped me in the contest that i posted before i thank you but i have decided not to go through with that one cause i have heard that if i did win any place i wouldnt get the prize so here i go with another contest that i have entered so if yall may plz go comment bomb me purty plz!! salutes for all ppl that leaves me 50 comments luv yall!!! click the pic below!!!!!!

The Heart Dont Lie
SEE WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT YOUR EYES. BECAUSE YOUR EYES WILL DECIEVE YOU. BUT THE HEART WILL NEVER LEAD YOU ASTRAY If you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you, its yours. if it doesnt, it never was. Does anyone believe this?

I Hate Men
i thought i was going to be with the man that i love. boy was i wrong. I guess the love that i have for him and the son we have together wasn't enough. he chose another woman. What did i do wrong. There is nothing i wouldn't do for him. I guess it's just time for me to move on and wait for the real love of my life. I hope he's happy with the other girl. If they split again he will be alone again because i won't be there waiting for him. I've had enough of the head games. My head and heart hurt way too much to put myself through that again. I'm sorry Kyle. I'll be your friend but nothing more unless you can show me you're for real. If not I am done. so Kyle and I have been back together for over 3 months and things are going great. I have never been so in love with him. He's opened up so much to me and it seems like its just easier to talk to him now. He asked me to marry him at christmas, but I don't know when it's going to happen. We aren't planning anything big. Just the court hous

Friends
NEW School Prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can ge

I Am Sorry!
Recently, i reposted a mumm that upset someone i care very much for.... I am here to tell that person i am sooo sorry... I didn't mean to upset you in any way nor make you think anything else. it is all in fun and games, or so i thought... didn't mean to hurt you. there is alot of stuff that i know goes on , on the internet, and when you start to make friends, and feelings get hurt, and then you are hurting also, it just makes ya so you don't even want to do these things anymore. I have had enough pain in my life, losing someone that i care about , is not something i want to do.. i find it hard enough to make friends that are true friends..... don't know who to trust, who not to trust , where to turn half the time..... i know who i can trust on this site so far... and those who just want to be out for a piece of ass.... or those who want to cause problems.... drama, drama, drama..... i hate it all..... i like the simple life , want the simple life.... all i want is my k

Angry/sad Poetry
Im so fucked in the head from the thing that you said so blown away by what you said today the suicidal thoughts that ran through my head if i didnt stop and think id sure as fuck be dead suicide contemplations still run through now i think of the people and i wonder how those brand new are the ones that care and the ones who hurt me are those thatve been there thats some fuckd up shit, i feel so betrayed you guys takin shots at me when you cant get laid? that shit was confidential but fuck it lets tell em all say it was a fuckin joke man you got some balls and in my own god damn house, what kinda shit is that stop and think a second, where the fuck you at? you have no idea how the fuck you made me feel was 3 seconds away from 6 inches of steel the worst part is you dont see it as wrong maybe you will realize once you read along i just cant get over the feelings inside the moment you sad that is when i died inside you think i took off so i could go hide i thought o

Sonochicks
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M0ps Drama. Yay.
I'm done. Had enough of people who would rather spend their time making others miserable like themselves, than anything else. I took a break from Christmas till about April, and was extremely happy. I come back here a few weeks, and have had nothing but stress and drama. I have a life, and I'd rather live it happily, than deal with the childish, petty, spitefulness I've been dealing with on here the past 2 weeks. There are a few on here that I will keep in touch with, of course, and anyone else that wants to keep in touch, feel free to find me on yahoo... my username is a little obvious ;) Thank you to those who stuck by me in these testing times, and I'm not going to say any more about it, but those of you who know me, and were here for me, I truly appreciate it. I will never forget that. Anything else that's said about me, or whatever, idgaf. I'm not talking to any of the people that started all this shit, so whatever they say from now on is strictly their own mindless drivel, due

To All My Friends~~~
hey whatz up new and my old new friends that rock who have been helping me get back to lvlv almost to Godmother where i was but i need all of your help so who really luvs me and not just saying ya do show me luv all luv returned and if ya know me ya know that to be true so either show ya care or kiss off 4 real someone got me reset from level 24..1/2 to 0 and yeah i am pissed i have been busting my ass to get back there but i will leave this place before i let ya heters get under my skin so grow the fu.k up, so all of you that help i'll return the luv back to you & also let me now that you have been by so i can make sure to get luv back to you if i missed you coming by . Muah ♥ ßlðñÐïê ♥ ♥ ßlðñÐïê ♥§låvê♥r/l wïfê 2 §R Whï+ê Kñïgh+♥ Ð § Ç to all of my old & new friend & family. thanking everyone for the help & luv to get me back up to lvl 24 again. everyone has been of great help & support. hope to keep seeing everyone. also let

Goodbye Ill Miss You
It has come time for me to leave fubar and find what im looking for in life. let me say to the friends that i talked to on a regular basis, you know who you are, that i will miss the fu-fun we had. I have met some amazing people here, and will miss you dearly. there are several reasons why im leaving, some personal, and some due to the way things have changed on fubar. my personal reasons are more spiritual in nature, and have to do with me taking time to find a purpose and reignite my spirit to live and enjoy life. dont get me mwrong, im not judging anyone or saying im better than anyone either, just making some changes in my life to feel better about me and who i am. other personal reasons are that i need to focus on collge for now, as few distractiona as possible is what i need right now. the fubar reasons are that its not fun anymore. too many bouncer interuptions, and the bar tab is waaay too slow. i used to enjoy getting reactions from friends while stashing, but now

For Real Friends
what is a real friend? is it someone that would lie to you or are the honest all the time? i know what i want in a friend, and that is someone honest with what they tell you and not play with ones emotions.i want my friend to be there for me when i need their support and i dont mean financial but emotional. I have two really good friends that i can say are true friends i dont see them very offten and only talk to one about twice a month, the other one is one i have known since i was 1st grade and today we are still friends after 42 years. but she is there when i need her.

Things Kids Say...
Yeah, my son was trying to compliment me the other day. He started out by telling me how shiny my hair is. Then he adds, "must be all the silver you have in there mom, its so pretty." He has a lot to learn before he gets older.

..:: Some Funnies ::..
A midget walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks a tall, muscular, Asian man walks in and karate chops the midget in the back saying, "That's a fist from Vietnam." The midget is surprised but decides to just ignore it. After gulping down a beer the Asian man comes back kicks the midget in the face and says, "That's a foot from China." This time the midget is pissed and decides to leave. The Asian man sits down and orders a few rounds and gets really drunk cursing at the other men in the bar. The midget returned fifteen minutes later and hits the man over the head knocking him out. As the midget sits down again he says, "When he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from Sears." When me prayers were poorly said, Who tucked me in me widdle bed, And spanked me till me ass was red? Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot, And put me on the ice cold pot, And made me pee If could or not? Me Mudder! And when the morning light would come, And in me

Happy/love Poetry
The flames of love they eternally burn a heart may wander but for you mine yearns fire brings forth hate love and agression and if you watch closely you may learn a lesson like starting a fire you must be patient for your time and effort will desplay it from the fire of love emerge passion and desire a chance to engage a chance to inspire bring joy to your life and warmth to your soul complete, in unity, makes you feel whole like a fire true love burns deep forever to treasure, its yours to keep for this to be shared is a wonderful thing you feel on top of the world, like a king the flickering flames as they kiss the air thinking of that special one for whom you care wishing you could hold them for the rest of your life knowing without them you couldnt survive some flicker fast while others burn slow a mark on the soul that with time it grows a fire starts small and grows to be beautiful tend to loves need and keep it full it starts as an ember, starts with a coal

Help Me
im sorry for the things ive said and for the things ive done im also sorry to say that the sorries just begun first came the lies, next was the suprise and then came the nights where all you did was cry i keep gettin chances and they keep gettin blown i keep fuckin up before we can grow no more trying cuz theres no more to lose im gonna do everything i can for you just to prove you say not to worry but you know that im goin to i just cant help it, i want to be with you i cant help being mad, i cant help feeling sad because i know im not gettin through i know you dont believe me, my actions differ from words but realize that everything differs from what youve heard its all so complicated, so hard to understand but i know when im finished ill be a stronger man you say your not mad, you say youll be just fine i know it sounds selfish but i know im not this time you say that your not bothered and that im only your friend now all thats left is my unlowly descend you may

Divorce :(
Divorce was something i never wanted. Split up and separated memories of how our love used to be in me are all that are haunted. Wishing and hoping our love was strong dreaming and wanting you to come along and realize the mistakes we made and that neither of us want to leave the other. You came by last night but only for a minute and never showed you cared. I feel our love slipping away in to darkness and now i'm scared. Scared of the loneliness i now feel. Scared of the pain divorce brings the kids. Scare of my life starting over again. Scared I will never again hear you say the three most important words (I Love You) Scared of the way you treated me I had to let you go. Knowing that you would never change was something i didnt know. I gave you more chances than you deserved both of us being here trying on this earth. Now the way you look at me im just a piece of meat. And when you've had a bad day i get the heat. Why do i keep letting you back after al

Ready To Cut The Fat Again.
So tomorrow morning I begin my cut. I'm droping my calories to about 2500 which sucks since I'm used to eating nearly 4000 calories to help pack on mass. Not to mention I'm going back to 4 cardio sessions per week, and an intense ab workout 3 times per week. So hopefully this will only take about 10 to 12 weeks to get me below 5% bodyfat. I'm hoping not to lose any muscle in the process since I've worked pretty hard to pack it on. Anybody who knows me knows I've been bulking up ( trying to gain some weight. So I've put on 6 to 8 lbs of muscle, but as well about 15 lbs of fat. So anyway now I get to spend the next 16 weeks eating chicken breast, rice, potatos, eggs, tuna, and protien shakes. If you check out the ab photo in my pictures I was at about 7.5% bodyfat and 173 lbs. This time I want to cut to about 179 lbs at 3.5% to 4.5% without losing any muscle. So if we got any bodybuilders, or models with safe cutting advice it's more than welcome. Wish me luck!

My Novel Epigraph
(Intro to my first novel, presented in a poem regarding mental and physical pain, in a states of matter theme.) Pain is a malodorous vapor, permeating us like a silvery poison, dissipating in a draft of sleep, a breeze of drugs, or a whisper of time. Pain is a solid, mauling predator, twisting our faces and piercing our eardrums in delivery rooms and cemeteries. Pain is a liquid, furtive secret, yet displayed arrogantly in every pool of blood, and any trickle of tears. copyright 1995, by Steve W.

Amazing
My Angels, you are the reason I can find the will to get up each day when all I feel like doing is giving up on everything, you always find a way to lift my spirit and make the pain more bearable and you each hold a very special place deep in my heart and soul, although we have never met and our lives travel separate paths, I can always count on you and I hope that you know just how much you have all helped me through some really unbelievable shit in my life, I may be going in to the hospital again soon, just can't seem to get any better, after all these operations and I can't just keep going like this, I'm becoming a person I don't even know anymore myself, I find myself getting upset over things that should never bother me and taking it out on the ones that mean the most to me and living in constant pain and bleeding inside all the time is just getting the better of me. Want you all to know that no matter what happens or how things turn out I will never forget how you have touched

Dust Off
First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers. They were full of dust so on one of my trips to the

Just A Thought
i think this has to be said,i think the female body is very pretty but you need to ask your self why i'm doing this before you post a naked pic of yourself.yes i don't have to look but you don't have to post them.just a thought.

New Lounge
COME CHECK OUT THE RAV3NS N3ST ALL MUSIC PLAYED ALL REQUESTS WELCOME http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52082 NOW HIRING STAFF ALL POSITIONS CUM HAVE SUM FUN http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52082 ARE YOU SEXY.... IF YOU ARE COME JOIN ME IN THE SEXY HANGOUT... WHEN YA COME IN TELL EM I SENT YA AND MAKE SURE YA SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE!!!! LOVE YA ALL AND SEE YA THERE WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53042

About Me
My real name is Chad ?? im from kentucky i love video games and my computer of course right now im lookin around for someone doesnt have to b any 1 in partictular just someone i can talk to and share things with so if any one out there would like to give me a holler come talk to me not trien to sound desparate or anything just would like to get to konw some people p.s love friends to talk to and share how my day has went sooo.. if there is any 1 out there give me a holler...

Just What Goes On In My Head...
Waiting to be set free, Wanting him to see the different side of me. Wanting him to except me. Their is a story behind theese eyes, Please! Don't say your goodbyes. Just sit and listen to what I have to say. Your special to me in every way. I want this pain to go way. things just seem to be falling apart. you say hurtful things, But you say your jokeing. Wish you could see me chokeing. My childhood fears, I cant get rid of I only pray to the higher power above! HELP ME PLEASE!I dont want to be alone, But then again I want to fly away from home! Time moves on like an oceans wave The emptyness inside has made me a shallow grave. Imposters we are, searching for love Blinded by fantasie's of what we dream of. I would unlock the door,If I could imagine the key Mysteries unfold, Unreal to me. Pain has it's pleasure, It's called desire Endlessly burning from sufferings fire. The need to be needed becomes the strongest emotion and yet, Time moves on like a

December, 2007
I write this on a gray day after four wonderful services of Thanksgiving amidst plans for that holiday, but if I am honest, another holiday intrudes on my thoughts and plans. It has loomed in my thoughts since I saw the decorations and early ads sometime BEFORE Halloween. Even as the turkey recipe is checked and re-checked, the shopping list composed, or perhaps because the list can be composed, I am caught wondering this year. How will I ever make room for Christ this season? I have the presents for nieces and nephews already, my brother, sister and I have the plan in place for mom and dad and each other so that aspect is largely taken care of. My calendar is so full my BlackBerry can’t sort it out. Oh it will be a successful holiday season, lots of activity. How will I ever make room for Christ this season? I go and sit in my favorite book stores soon: Prairie Lights, Borders, Barnes and Noble, but not without a certain amount of anxiety and dread. It’s a busy season, lots of comm

So True
What Rodney Means You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in in

Those Who Dont Pay Up
WHAT WOULD MAKE A PERSON DO THIS?? I JUST GOT DONE WORKING MY BUTT OFF IN A CONTEST JUST SO I COULD WIN A BLAST FOR A GROUP OF THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER MEET ON FUBAR. WHY BECAUSE IN FAITH JUST LIKE EVERYONE OF US DOES WHO ENTERS CONTESTS TRUSTED THE HOST THAT WHEN THEIR END OF THE DEAL WAS MET THEY THE HOSTS ALSO WOULD IN RETURN MEET THEIRS.... SADLY AS TIME GOES ON I AM BEING FACED WITH MORE AND MORE HOSTS THAT MAKE A PROMISE BUT IN THE END NEVER PAY OUT.. I'M TIRED OF IT. SO ARE SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL. BOMBING A CONTEST TAKES UP SO MUCH OF ONES TIME.. WE ARE WORKING IN THESE CONTESTS FOR LESS THEN FIVE CENTS AN HOUR IN SOME CASES. ITS HARD ENOUGH AFTER ALL YOUR HARD WORK IN THE END YOU END UP LOSING THAT CONTEST.. THATS A MAJOR DOWNER BUT THATS PART OF THE RISK YOU TAKE.. BUT HAVING TO WORRY AND KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED THAT IN THE END IF YOU WERE TO WIN THAT THE HOST WILL BE HONEST AND GIVE YOU WHAT WAS PROMISED.. THATS A RISK AND A WORRY THAT NO ONE S

Dj Lady Whisper
10 things I love about you I love the way you think your tough, Even when you wanna play rough. I love the way you do your hair, Even if were just going to the fair. I love the way you smile, Even after we've been scrumping for a while. I love to look into your eyes, It's like looking at the stars in the sky. I love to hear you laugh, Even when your takeing a bubble bath. I love your lil' attiude, Even when your not trying to be rude. I love the way you look in your reds, Even if you do eat all the bread. I love the way you kiss, That's something I wouldn't want to miss. I love the way your body looks, Even when your feeling blue. I love you for you By, Lady Whisper aka Ericka Boyer Dieing In My Sorrows Sorrow is what i feel but its one thing i cannot heal They all shall be crying as they see me dieing For destiny is the question so i ask myself why am i so shy I can't cope with the dispair so why do so many people act like

Workin Like A Canadian!
So... Imagine... one fine morning you find yourself awake and feeling happy and slightly chipper that you are alive to see and be apart another day.... You then sit up in said bed and as per every morning twist slightly so you pop your lower back to work out the kinks from sleeping... Only to hear to your utter horror your back make noises it shouldnt be making as it pops.... At first nothing feels wrong or in pain.. then as you get to the edge of your bed you try to stand only to scream in pain and flop on your bed like a sad little fishy fish that has been left out of the water... Now enters... The 4 days of Pain... Standing...? lol that was equivalent to feeling like some stuck a knife in your back and left it there... Bending left, right or up and down... That would be the equivalent to someone stabbing you with a ice pick in your back as hard and as fast as they could.... Waking up and trying to sit up and stand? Someone taking a fucking sledge hammer to your whole spinal column..

My Band
I would like you guys 'n' girls to go have a listen to my band and my drumming then let me know what you all think. Be as brutal or as kind as you like, just as long as your honest. Just keep in mind that it is punk music....raw old school sounding punk music. www.myspace.com/feskit06 Would be much appreciated my friends. Much love Brian

Need Help In Contest
PLEASE COMMENT ON MY PIC AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 4 THE NEXT 6 DAYS http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=755363&albumid=689682&i=102969885 TY VERY MUCH U HAVE TO GO TO THIS LINK 2 DO IT PLEASE COMMENT LOTS

Read
oK here it is straight forward i like to chat here on fubar and yahoo if i want to add u i will if i wanna show u cam i will ask u to view. i dont want to meet u in person. i will not visit by train,plane,or automobile. i like to flirt but that is all that it is. im happily married to a wonderful man. so if u cant accept that then take yourself off my page and if i delete u then it was done for a reason leave me alone cause i will block you......... and u know who u are to all my real friends i hope i didnt affend you in any way

In Memory Of Cousin Sonny
Two years ago God came and called you home. It has left a hole in our hearts that can never be filled. We have such good memories of when you were still here on earth with us. But now you no longer have to suffer, Or face the pain you had to face in the end. It broke our hearts to see your body broken, And to know that you were suffering more than any man should have too. You suffered plenty when you went to war, Not just once but a couple of times. Some may of looked at you and judged you, But no one knew you like so many of us did. We started out as family and we all became more than that. We became friends. Everytime I see someone on a motorcyle, I think of you. I think man I wish that was Sonny! You touched my life more than you will ever know. God sure picked a good one when he decided to take you home. I hope somewhere up there on the streets of gold, You have found a place to ride a motorcyle. I know you ar

Tears Go Away
"Tears Go Away!" When will my heart quit breaking? Why must it go on aching? I try not to let you hurt me anymore, But somehow you still manage to make my heart ache. Somedays I feel like everything is gonna be okay. Then other days I can't help but to let the tears fall down my face. I wonder how many tears will fall, Before no more will come. Everytime I think there is no more, My cheek is wet again, And I realize the tears are falling down my face again. Some days I just want to scream, "TEARS GO AWAY!" Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by: Tonya Roberts

I Am Here
"Tears Go Away!" When will my heart quit breaking? Why must it go on aching? I try not to let you hurt me anymore, But somehow you still manage to make my heart ache. Somedays I feel like everything is gonna be okay. Then other days I can't help but to let the tears fall down my face. I wonder how many tears will fall, Before no more will come. Everytime I think there is no more, My cheek is wet again, And I realize the tears are falling down my face again. Some days I just want to scream, "TEARS GO AWAY!" Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by: Tonya Roberts

And Stuff...
I have internet again, but I'm also usually playing video games, and there's a big event going on in my favorite mmo, so I'm still not around much. Yup, I'll only be on when Billy's kind enough to lend me his comp. And even then I'm mainly using it for video games and job applications. Don't know for how long. Updates later.

Random Thoughts
I have been thinking of getting a tattoo of my Unit from overseas on my right shoulder. Should I get it or not? Let me know. So I am travelling to Hawaii in a little while. Sometime this month and it is going to be a great trip so what is one thing that I should do on my down time of this working trip I am going on. Going to be there for almost a month. Give me some ideas. I plan on having fun anyway but ideas help. And who lives in Hawaii too that always helps to know people there. Thanks now for the help. LOL ok I was told I was too old for a 20 year old today. What do you ladies think...Is a 16 year gap really that big of a difference?? Tell me what you all think I want some answers ... lol. I am still laughing over this one....

Survey.. All About Me! =)
LONGEST GIRL SURVEY EVER -don't be shy, fill it all out- 1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sometimes.. The ladies like to breathe every now and again lol 2. Have you kissed any one on your friend's list? Not here, but I copied this from Myspace, and I have kissed a few from my top friend's list. 3. Are you happy with your looks? Absolutely.. With one exception, I wish my hair would grow faster. 4. Do you enjoy drama? Ugh, I can't stand it at all. 5. Are you a girly girl? Not by any stretch of the imagination.. I do like to dress up occassionally, and I generally pull out all the stops. 6. Who was the last person you hugged? Amanda Kay, on Saturday (Hey, that rhymes lol) 7. Small or large purses? The bigger, the better.. 8. Are you short? Hell no. 9. Do you like someone? Sure do, and I met him on here! Woot! 10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? I get my ass smacked all the time, you get used to it after a while.. I just laugh now

My Blog
the contests starts at 3 pm fubar time on friday the 23 of november heres your link to your pic [ fubar.com photo: 1700362680 ] http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=792703&i=1700362680 the folder wont be open until 3 pm on friday Please add, fan and rate this host that will be hosting me in a conteat, because I will need friends to help bomb me in this giveaway contest to win a vip and blast package so I desperate will need help with this contest every day bombing please! Thank you everyone! ☠ÅñÅ®¢H¥ §küLL☠ (§åÐì§Tï© LìgHt§ MÅ§TëR) GrØw ®oØm ØvE®LøRÐ@ fubar

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Just My Opinion.
Well working my way toward pimp status on here... moving on up.... lol. So anyways.....I dont know if this should be marked NSFW but oh well.... I just wanted to say I am tired of the male whores on here... I mean if your going to act interested then be intrested!! woman are not here only to please you. I have a four year old who I take care of.. I dont have alot of extra time to date but im not looking for a one night stand O.K. ?? I have feelings I am a real person. My son is real and I dont have a 24 hour day care to take him too. I want someone to like me for me and my son. I dont want a fuck buddy i have a toy for that.. I might change my mind but its scarey in this world .. you never know what another person may or may not have. And I am not trying to have a baby so I can get laid.. O.K.??

Grown Women
Grown Women Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goe

Penis Wants A Raise
The Penis Wants a Raise: > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >Reasons: > >1. I do physical labor. >2. I work at great depths. >3. I plunge head first into everything I do. >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. >5. I work in a damp environment. >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. >7. I work in high temperatures. >8. My work exposes me to diseases. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Dear Penis, >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, >the management denies your request for the following reasons: >1. You do not work 8 hours straight. >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work >period. >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen Visiting >other locations. >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated >in order to start working. >6. Y

Just Me
I met this girl a few years ago and at the first moment i met her i know i want to be with her. But it was difficult for me, she didn't like me. Only 6 or 7 years later she changed her opinion... Damn she start to like me. But to late i realize only as a friend. But it was to late for my feelings... I cant stop thinking about her.

Home From The 10 Hour Er Visit
For those of you who know that I've been ill for the past 5 days, I've finally figured out why. I went to the ER today and spent 10 hours. After several cat scans, sonagrams, and numerous blood tests, it was concluded that I had a large cyst on my kidney that ruptured. So after lots of pain medicine and antibiotics, I've been sent home to recover. I'll be home for a week...no work no nothing. So feel free to keep me company!!! I'm always up for chatting!

Man What A Day !!!
I have been given A job at Redneck's Bar Come see me and See the bar its a *Blast* to be in . hope everyones day is going well. Well I don't Blog alot, But mostly when I do I am usually venting. But Not tonight I just have a few things to get off my mind for the day. Well It started this morning after I got to class , We had an in class project to do , using Adobe illustrator CS3 and well I am working on my project talking to the teacher about it and at the end of class after I save it and everything I get ready to print this thing out.... AND .. Take a guess what happened, Well first the adobe FROZE up, then shut down taking all my work with it a whole FREAKING 90 MINUTES WORTH. all Gone .. POOF BUBYE. I took a big big intake of breath my teacher heard me and asked me if the program had shut down on me I told her yes . She told me just to open it back up using the file I saved well ok this is all fine well I open adobe back up and look for my file that I DID SAVE and its g

Seccii
since i have no clue wth im doin i just thought thought id mention that i do have a imvu acct. imvu is a 3d virtual world where u create an avatar n go shoppin for all these kool items for ur avi. u can buy homes, islands, clothes, pets n many many more things. its pretty kool. ill get my link on here soon.... I'mGuest_secciilaymeon

New Pics
Hey I just added some new pics. Check em out and let me know what you think!!! OK! Here it goes. If you are gonna have a screen name of "Sexy Momma", or "Little Cutie" or something to that effect. Please make sure that you are indeed "Sexy" or "Little" or even "Cute" for that matter. When "Sexy Momma" pops up and she is 250 lbs., kinda disappointing unless you are into that kinda thing. I fneed be take a survey or do a MUMM to find out if you are what you claim you are. Just my 2 cents!

Life
Today it was confirmed that I am needing by-pass surgery. I am scheduled to go in Monday after Thanksgiving. I refused till after the holiday. I am a 41 yr old mother with a 7 year old at home. I inherited the heart problems from my dad who passed away when he was only 39 so I am scared to death. I have the fact that he passed 27 years ago and the technology has come along way since then on my side but the thought of something going wrong and my not being here to see my 7 yr old grow up is tearing me apart inside. And because she is here with me I have to keep it inside. So I thought I would blog and let my friends in on some of whats going on with me. I will not be on alot the next few days with the holiday and all. If you see my account on next week stop in and say Hi it will be my oldest daughter and she will know whats going on with me if anyone wants to know. Also if you need leveling let her know she will use my 11's for you. I've tried to tell her how to work Fubar so help he

Help Me
I meet this girl on Fubar, she is perfect, we get along , And she makes me happy Iam scared, but yet happy, i havent felt this way in along time what should i do????? HELP Everyone who is my friend, my fan, or my fam, stop by sign my guest book, it below the playbot bunny, on my profile, thnx guys Luv Ya,Merry Christmas HELP ME SOMEONE, how do change my backgroung on my profile,i ripped one off my friend, but i dont know how to change it or what to do, can someone be nice or sweet and help me???

A Favor
I am asking for help to level my fu wives to GodFather. Please rate their Stash, Pics, Fan, Add and Rate their profile.. Meet Slave Princess ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~@ fubar This is my other FU Wife Seductive Princess ~Seductive Princess FU-Wife to Ser William and Slave Princess ~Co-Owner of Castle Secrets@ fubar And if you can help my sweet friend SUBMISSIVE SUBMISSIVE ¢¾ da FU FLING ¡ÚTOP NOTCH SECURITY FOR FUBAR'S AFTER HOURS ¡Ú@ fubar and CantSleepClownsWillEatMe she is in Germany right now and on her way home in a week back to the states. Torn away from her rl/bf She would like to GodFather before she comes back to the states in a week. Thank you all so much for any help you give to GodFather them. ~~CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~~ FU-sis to greeneyedgermangirl@ fubar

Life's Mysteries
Why does a man treat a woman a certain way until they meet, and then all the cute little things they did before just go away? Like the sweet little texts to let you know they are thinking of you... the calls just to hear your voice...all the things that mean so much. Why does a man call you every night and talk about everything or nothing at all and then once you meet boom, it' s like they forgot how to dial your number? Do men not like affectionate women anymore? Women who love to hold hands and curl up next to you and kiss alot? Is it too much work these days when men can feed their savage beast at any time, especially when women out number them. And why are there so many people unhappy with the one they are with, yet not willing to change anything to be happy? Yes, unfortunately I speak from experience. What really upsets me is that so many women take for granted what they have and don't appreciate it when there are so many, like myself who search and search and sacrifice their hea

Please Clouds Move On
As I sat at work today I felt the urge to write. So I picked up my pen and started writing. What was I going to write? I really didn't know. It seems so many people I have talked to lately are having a hard time and are depressed. Including myself. So here is what I wrote. I wouldn't really call it a poem, but it sort of is. "Please Clouds Move On" I am in the bottom of this cold dark pit, I turn my face toward the sun, trying to feel the warmth and comfort of it. As I look toward it, a cloud covers it and keeps the warmth and comfort, from coming to me that I need. As I sit here in this pit, I wonder, how did I get here? But more importantly, I wonder how do I get out of it? I am so scared of the darkness that comes from being down in the bottom of the pit. How long can I carry on? I just hold on hoping the clouds that cover the sun, will soon move on. That I can climb out of this pit and see the beauty of the sun and feel it's warmth as it warms my soul, and hea

My Star
My Star, the one that shined so brightly for me a short time ago … it’s rejoined the trillions of other stars in the universe. The light is still there, I can see it, but the warmth is gone. It no longer shines just for me. Daylight is a precious commodity to me now. Perhaps it is because I see less of it due to the changing season. Perhaps it is because, if the sun is shining, I can’t search the heavens for my former star. When night begins its inevitable march across the sky, I am compelled to go inside. Night brings its blanket of stars, and if I stay outside, I’ll search until I find the one that filled my window, filled my soul. Yet, I’m drawn to my window, just in case the galaxy decides to befriend me again. I sit, staring out at the void, and sometimes I imagine I see a twinkle from that special place recently vacated. Is the twinkle a sign of resurging love, or is it a sign of humorous relief … or is it just a star again?

Naughty Naughty Naughty
Thought this was funny and to tell u the truth I needed a good laugh, so I am sharing it with U!!!! DOGGIE STYLE.... It has been determined that the doggie position is the most common sexual position among married couples..... the husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead... Enjoy Love ya alll Sasselicious!!!!!!

Sex Sex Sex
The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b - Baseball c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. The best answer to this stupid que

One.org Leads To Debt-free Liberia And Hope
I stand with those comments before me literally with tears in my eyes. To see the impact for jubilee that can be made because we join our voices, because we dare to join a growing list of people committed to eliminating poverty. There is much work to be done, and even with this major victory, it can seem a daunting task, but as the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King reminded a weary and divided nation in his message about the song “We Shall Overcome,” delivered at a meeting of the AFL-CIO in 1961. May we take heart in his words” “And as we struggle to make racial and economic justice a reality, let us maintain faith in the future. We will confront difficulties and frustrating moments in the struggle to make justice a reality, but we must believe somehow that these problems can be solved. There is a little song that we sing in the movement taking place in the South. It goes something like this. “We shall overcome. We shall overcome. Deep in my heart I do believe we shall overcome.” And

Vampire!
I work next to a temp that got chosen to work at the place I work. Everything is cool, right? Two cool guys talking and working the time away....then I happened to notice. HE HAS FANGS! THAT is the coolest thing I have seen. I don't know how to ask him about HOW he got his teeth that way.

Sports
Dec 13, 1:23 PM (ET) By RONALD BLUM NEW YORK (AP) -Alex Rodriguez set another record for baseball's highest contract, finalizing his $275 million, 10-year agreement with the New York Yankees on Thursday. A-Rod set the previous mark with his $252 million, 10-year deal with Texas in December 2000. Traded to the Yankees in 2004, he opted out of that contract Oct. 28, during the final game of the World Series. Yankees senior vice president Hank Steinbrenner said New York would not negotiate further with Rodriguez because his decision eliminated the $21.3 million subsidy the Yankees were to receive from Texas from 2008-10, a figure negotiated at the time of the trade. But Rodriguez then approached the Yankees through a managing director at Goldman Sachs and negotiated his new deal in early November without agent Scott Boras. "It seemed like the whole thing was a roller-coaster. It was very emotional," Rodriguez said on a conference call. "All along, I knew I wanted to be

Dead Beat ( Tell Me What You Think, Be Honest Plzz)
Ok my FUBAR friends i want ur thoughts on something,, so here goes i have a friend who meet some one on line ( thats fine am happy for him )but thing is he left his real life kids behind in Ala, a girl and 2 sons in which is extremly disabled.he has had custody of them since his divorce but now he has givin them up for a chat room whore that cybers any one with 2 legs (she was busted with 4 guys at once,so i have proof ) but thing is he went to visit her in Canada and now has got a job and say he not coming back.and he not taking his kids. i have lost all respect for him and what i thought he stood for ( which is preaching in his homtown church) thing is do i keep being friends and look over ever thing i was taught growing up or let him go like a bad habit ???

Terror
I observe the terror in her big brown eyes. The rest of her is web of disguise. While joy and laughter might be what you might see, I find fear and death behind that mask that is me. With life that once flowed freely The air is getting tight. I feel the bands around me. I’m to fed up to fight. I’m chained to a past, I never did love. I’m searching for help from my Savior above. If I could find the way myself This mask would lie upon a shelf. But I must fight to stay alive In hopes my Savior will arrive. I’ve heard he is there waiting I need but let him in. It’s been so long since I knew this man. Will I recognize him?

Gem So Rare
Space stands still, I caress your hair, You close your eyes, Time without care, Moments of bliss, Going no where, Sleepy smiles, Longing stares, Paper promises, My heart laid bare, Fairy tale love, But no room to spare, No happy ending, This tale of despair, How does one breath, When you take away air, Decent into silence, A broken pair, To loose a treasure, A gem so rare.

News
Nov 19, 4:58 PM (ET) By KRISTEN GELINEAU and DIONNE WALKER RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Michael Vick surrendered to U.S. marshals Monday and will remain in jail until his sentencing on a dogfighting charge in three weeks. The Atlanta Falcons quarterback is scheduled to be sentenced Dec. 10 but turned himself in because he anticipates a prison term on the federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, according to a court document_ Vick could be sentenced to up to five years in prison. "From the beginning, Mr. Vick has accepted responsibility for his actions, and his self-surrender further demonstrates that acceptance," Billy Martin, one of Vick's lawyers, said in a statement. "Michael wants to again apologize to everyone who has been hurt in this matter, and he thanks all of the people who have offered him and his family prayers and support during this time." Vick is being held at Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw until his sentencing, U.S. marshals told The Associated Press. The m

Foresaken
At the very beginning, In her mind I did stay, Wanting me near, Is what she did pray, There in the moment, I lived like a king, Looking into her eyes, I was living in a dream, Those times were so fleeting, Yet suspended in a blink, Precious hours were spent, With no desire to think, A time there once was, Where my breath she did take, With no time to spare, For my pity sake, Something did happen, Away, her love was taken, My heart lay bare and broken, I have become the forsaken.

In This Place
So many dear souls, I have found in this place, They have lifted my spirits, Or given me space, I have found great love here, I have discovered deceit, I exposed my heart, I have admitted defeat, Many friends I have made, And games I have played, Instead of eat or sleep, It is here I have stayed, Inspectors and divas, Cowboys and Ray, Firefighters, a wrestler, Are a part of everyday, A master, a singer, A dirty ole' man, They friend me, Rate me, and make me a fan, When I need advice, There is someone to call, Too many to mention, And I love them all.

Thanks To All......
I would just like to thank Perkkey for allowing me to compete in her contest and giving me VIP status for a month, and a very big thank you to the Devil's Own and Nighthawk bombers and all the others who helped me win 2nd place!!

News
Want to lose that baby weight? Get some sleep Mon Nov 19, 2:23 PM ET Researchers presented a conundrum to new mothers on Monday, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep. They found that mothers who slept five hours or less a day when their babies were six months old were three times more likely than more rested mothers to have kept on the extra weight at one year. "We've known for some time that sleep deprivation is associated with weight gain and obesity in the general population, but this study shows that getting enough sleep -- even just two hours more -- may be as important as a healthy diet and exercise for new mothers to return to their pre-pregnancy weight," said Erica Gunderson of Kaiser Permanente, which runs hospitals and clinics in California. Gunderson and colleagues studied 940 women taking part in a study of prenatal and postnatal health at Harvard Medical School in Boston. The women who slep

Things That Sound Dirty At Turkey Day
Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready"

About Me
I wrote an about me on my page and hopefully anyone coming to my page will or has read it, but I thought I would give a little more info about the person who basically raised me and is my hero. I was born a long time ago....lol... in the city of Bratislava, Czecholslovakia, which now is the Slovakia side of the country. My mother, who is my hero, left the country with me when the Russians invaded in 1968. I can't even imagine what she felt or was going through watching as tanks rolled down our street. She gathered a few things, very little money and me and left the country through Austria before the Russins closed the borders. She wasn't sure where she was going or how she would make it but knew she had to get me out of there. She left everyone and everything she knew to bring me to Canada so I could grow up in a free country. I could never or will never be able to repay her for that. We came to Vancouver, B.C.,Canada with nothing and were put up by some wonderful people who helped us

My Sexxi Six
ok here is the deal i am pimpin out six people a week aka my sexxi six so if we could all work together n help, it will work n for everyone who messages me n lets me know they rated n fanned my sexxi six will get a special gift from me!!! just leave me a blog comment when u have completed please rate at least 10 photos. thank you Elijah Connies Hubby ~Club F.A.R~@ fubar DJ TurTLe"CLUB YUMMY KITTY"!!LOVE MY SHANNON!!"HEAD PROMOTER!!!@ fubar boricua82@ fubar KISMIT {praying for Deana til she has a full recovery}@ fubar la dominicana sabrosa@ fubar © LovingNYC"MAN&DJ@ fubar

My Girlfriends
Hey friends and family please help me welcome my new friends to FUBAR, show them some love =) add rate fan them they are personal friends of mine and are awsome =) ~Tina~ Meet Ali~ cinda-fucn-rella@ fubar Meet Georgia~ west coast peach@ fubar Meet Reba~ princssweb@ fubar

Little Birdie
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a >>> bad >>> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's >>> mouth was >>> rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to >>> change the >>> bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft >>> music >>> and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's >>> vocabulary. >>> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot >>> yelled back. >>> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, >>> in >>> desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the >>> freezer. >>> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kic ked and screamed. Then >>> suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a >>> minute. Fearing >>> that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. >>> The >>> parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

Thank You!!!
Thank you sooo much to all that came and voted on my bewbs! I came in FIRST PLACE!! YAYYYYYYY!! I ♥ my friends!! And look forward to getting to know the new friends that I have met in the course of the contest! I do have to say though....FUCK YOU to the dumbasses who when i woke up this morning were all up in my shoutbox calling me a liar cuz I didn't have my NSFW folder opened up yet as promised once the contest ended! Excuse the fuck outta me that I didn't wake up extra early this morning just to open my album up for you assholes to jack off to! And again, another BIG THANK YOU to those of you who were patient and just didn't assume the worst of me...I ♥ you guys! AMber

Go Steelers
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Browns fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Browns fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Browns fan," she replied. The te acher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Browns fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?" "Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!" "We ll," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what wo

Questions For The Men
OK SO I GOT SOME QUESTIONS THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS OUT THERE CAN ANSWER HONESTLY FOR ONCE. WHY IS IT YOU GUYS THINK YOUR SMARTER THAN US WOMEN? THINK YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WITH OUR FEELINGS? OUR HEARTS? AND THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, SERIOUSLY. I AINT PLAYING STUPID HERE, IM QUITE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. DO YOU GUYS THINK WOMEN ARE THAT STUPID THAT WE WONT FIND OUT OR EVEN HAVE THE SMARTS TO REALIZE THAT YOU PLAYING US? PLEASE HELP ME OUT WITH THIS BECAUSE I HAVENT A CLUE WHY YOU THINK THIS WAY

Quick Florida Trip
we drove down to Gainesville yesterday morning to watch the Gators women soccer team play UCF in the NCAA tournament. Since we were early, we decide to walk around campus. Now, all my friends know that I'm a HUGE Gators football fan. Well, you know I had to check out the stadium. I'm taking pictures and I really wanted one of me on the field. I see this 10 year old boy on the field so I hop onto the field so we can take my picture...not 30 seconds later, this dude starts yelling at us to get off the field. Now i have a picture of me running off the field, not quite what I had in mind. Yelling at us and the other family wasn't enough, he told us we had to leave the stadium. :( it was soooo worth it though because I'm sure that i'll never get tickets to a Florida game in this lifetime. Having my picture taken under the orange part of the wall that says "This is The Swamp" is priceless

The Penis Study...
The Penis Study: In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Mississippi State, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Contest
hey all im in a contest and could use your help.... so click on the photo link below and rate and comment the hell out of the pic.... and if you would all share this blog with your friends i would apreciate it... thanks click here:

Hrmmm
Well I am still trying to figure all this fun stuff out. Very interesting I must say and quite fun. Anyways let me know if you actually read this as I am curious how many people just go straight for the pics and the rating and what nots..

Money For Christmas
OK I did this as a mumm, but I know that some people don't do mumms, so I thought I would post it here too. How much do you spend on your child for Christmas? My husband is saying that buying a Nintendo DS for $129 is too much to spend. He spent $50 on his younger sister, But for my son he says there is a $100 limit and just wants to get him clothes. Dylan is only 11, he doesn't want clothes, he wants games and stuff. His mom and stepdad have money to spend on their daughter why can he afford to spend $50 on her but say $100 for my son is too much!! He says that he will get toys when he goes to his dad's house and from my parents. I think it is pretty bad when my mom is planning on spending more on Christmas for my son then his stepfather is. I think it has something to do with his sister is his sister and my son is not any blood relation to him. I don't think he is looking at the situation fairly. PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU THINK!!

The No Drama Life
I want to thank all my friends for their prayers, texts, email, kind words, and gifts. Your support and knowing you are all here praying for me and my mom is helping me push through this awful time. I cannot express how grateful I am to all of you for being there. Things on my end are not settled yet. I am looking forward to returning to the FU and all my friends, but I did not want to miss telling you all I wish you a blessed and wonderful Christmas and have the best upcoming New Year. Picese1971, Makin Whoopie, Okiwa002, Rock Angel, Toxic Sin, Katz, Clayto, Monsoon67, Twistdbuttlfly, Lost, you are all some awesome friends THANK YOU *HUG* You all have no idea how much I value our friendships and love you. Forest & Momma Brenda xoxo As most of my friends on here already know my Mom passed away on 12/30/08. For the months that she was in Hospice while they were hard, I am so grateful I had that extra time with her. I again cannot express how grateful and thankful I am to my

Funny Lil Sex Poems I Get..
bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be nasty use your toung to make it tasty.... roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour...... Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!......... Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply.......... Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream...... Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid........ roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine......... roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed.....

Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Man Laws!!!!
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Take Time.
We live in a world of speed and convience. Our lives are so fast paced and driven by work or other various tasks in our lives. We no longer take the time to know the importance of even the smallest things that we experience. We need to take a minute, hour or a day notice these things. The saying goes take time to smell the roses. Well take the time to smell the roses, feel the rain, smell the air and enjoy the wonderful things that makes the world the place it is. To miss the simple things that we have been given would be a tragdy. Life was meant to live not to just exist. Hope everyone has something that gives you a reason to feel, see, smell, listen and enjoy.

My Life
Love has long avoided me, Yes I have been in love many times . Was it true love ? I don't believe so. I have found that person that makes my heart beat out of my chest, and make me lose sleep because I miss them so. The days go by slow as I wait to hold them again. When will I see my beautiful lady again ? I hope very soon because my life is not the same without her. She completes me in every way. I know you are out there waiting for me to. We are like two pieces of a puzzle that fit together perfectly. Someday we will be together sharing life and all it has to offer . I will stand by your side your equal in every way . Giving you support when you are down ,celebrating when life is good. Soon the new chapter of my life will begin will you join me. I have the landlady from hell. She started eviction procedings on me on Nov 30th. She has issues and taking it out on me and my son. I have always paid my bills and always tried to be the perfect tenant. I am looking at surgary on the 1

Cunnilingus Techniques
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best! A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform. You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation. Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance. The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue

Just Hangin
You have a Sexual IQ of 120 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Father Inlaw Passed Away
this morning my wife found her father dead so it maybe a while before i can get in here and enjoy the fubar fun ive growed a cussom to all of you are great if you a preying person please prey for them they are in need of help thank you all for being my friends in the past and i look toward the future for your friendship, support and love thank you your friend tony

Mary
Please see the update below from Christina, Mary's daughter! Thanks for reading it! Just a quick but sad update. Mom has taken a turn for the worse. Her stats have dropped and she doesn't seem to want to fight anymore. I have started a candlelight vigil with some of her friends outside the hospital and I am hoping that all the prayers will reach her heart and let her know how much she is loved and needed. Anyone who has her yahoo ID can leave a message for her there and I will show her on the laptop when I am at the hospital. Also I now have her PW for her account on here and will be using her name to give all her close friends the 11's for her. Much Love Christina Just received this short note from Mary (aka Lonely Dreamer or Dreamcatcher) Just a quick one to let you all know I am off the breathing tube now and having a popsicle LOL love you all Mary If any of you would like to send a comment or message to either Mary's or Christina's page, pleae click on the pics be

R.i.p Brother
Today they put you down in a whole, preached and slung snot, to save your soul, pretending they knew you, when few really did, I sat and wondered, what you would say, if only they knew, the hell we raised, we've had our parties, chicks we run through, brother I make a promise to you, your kids won't go hungry, won't need for a thing, so rest well and relax, keep the kegs cold, I'm not far behind ya... R.I.P BROTHER...

My Life!
Okay, so my mom decide to have a garage sale on the spur of the moment and asked me to help. Being the wonderful daughter that I am I said, sure!!! Well would you belive that like 3 women that were just short of being called totally insane stopped by. I found out the entire life history of one of them, including a list of miscarriages, now mind you i bad for her but i don't know her so i don't think she should have told me all of that, and how crappy her inlaws treat her and so forth and so on. WOW!!!! How crazy. Anyways she finally left, and then this other lady gets there and starts complaining about her crappy job. Yet another woman stops by and makes faces at me about the first lady who got there then leaves. The other lady who was still there tells me that the one who left is a thief and that they can't stand each other. I swear to you that I didn't have a therapy offered sign on my house. I have a tendancy of attracting people who spill their guts to me while i just sit there and

A Tribute To America's Heroes
Sitting in the car. on the way to such a dreary place, I see all the worry and sorrow in my mother's face. Then I start to think about how it's gonna be, without this special person being next to me. No more playing catch outside in the grassy yard, and no more learing the pitches that are really hard. No more chips and dip, and football on Monday nights, and no more flying our jumbo homemade kites. house in a really tall tree, and the go-cart won't be finished, that he promised me. No more family picnics in the warm month of May, and no more snowball fights on a cold, snowy day. Now he's not gonna be there to teach me how to drive, and he won't be there to give me a hug on graduation night. As we arrive at the dreaded place, I look around and see that there are tears on everyone's pale faces right in front of me. We take a seat in the front row, and the ceremony begins, then it starts to feel like my life is coming to an end. I see a box under a light, with a beautiful dar

Wtf????????
i only created this to see wtf my kinda ex is doin.....i dunno if im ganna keep this account or not. sooo im not being rude by not replying or accepting friends.........speechless really...............................mary jane

Yeah
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured > them against, among other things, fire. > > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars > and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy > the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. > > In his claim he stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the > man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > The lawyer sued and WON! > (Stay with me.) > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that > the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer > held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars > were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, > without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was > obligated to pay the clai

11/19/07
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image Weeeeeeeeee good news no longer have to use cane or wear the stocking that prevents blood clots cause i'm doing so well :) staples come out Wed.

Contest
I'm having a contest. It's my first one. The rules are simple. It's for the sexiest Safe For Work female pic. The winner gets $25000 fubucks. No photoshopping allowed. If you want to be in the contest, email me here and I will tell you how to get the pic to me. It is a number of rates only contest. 2nd place will recieve $10000 fubucks 3rd place will recieve something or other. The contest will start the Saturday after Thanksgiving and will run for 1 week. See ya in the funny papers, Wolfie Contest standings as of 12/02 2:00 am EST 1st place: Punkin with 38 rates 2nd: Naughty Gurl with 26 rates 3rd: Saucey with 22 rates 4th: Dixiegurl23 with 18 rates 5th: Black Widow with 17 rates 6th: Shy Girl and Meow tied with 15 rates each 7th: Shaz with 11 rates 8th: Fast Horses with 10 rates 9th: Naughty Girl Hollie and Reeka tied with 9 rates each 10th: Durty Girl with 8 rates That's the top 10. There are more sexy ladies in this contest. now that everyone knows the stand

Poems
FLESH IN BARB WIRE Insanity is nothing but a game i like to play and the horror is nothing but thrill. An agitated demon flows through-out my veins, rancid bile; a sickening delusion. Woods bare witness to my violent passion ::my nightly ritual:: tree's of bone staggered amongst tomb stones. Misty entrails flutter above our bodies, levitating in howling waves. A burial awaits my beautiful creation; my lovely prey fallen victim to a ravenous wolf. Oh how defiant she is, spitting fermented hate through musty air. "Come on now, don't play games you cunt, you know who i am. I know you do, don't you FUCKIN lie..... want to know what happens to little lambs who stray to far from the herd? Who knowingly lie to my face?" Ahhh, yes, her whimpers of fear, tasteful as i stare into her eyes. Sparkles of sheer terror radiate through glazed optical lens; she stares into her reflection. Her face contorts at this grisly sight; they all think it's a halloween prank

Shadowcat's Evil Side
I've decided that sex is overrated...and I highly doubt I'm gonna find anyone soon (male or female) who is going to convince me otherwise... I'm just getting really sick of people(mainly guys) who brag about how good they are in bed when they really suck...and then they give you that bullshit line "this has never happened before"...I mean come on...I might believe that if you were a confirmed virgin...but if you're a certified manwhore and you blow in bed...there's definately something wrong...I can't even find a decent chick in this goddamn town either...believe me I've looked... ok...so I think I may be asking too much...I want someone who is good in bed and not a COMPLETE Jackass... preferably someone who can hold down a job and not think that the only reason I would look at them is for money or some other stupid reason like that...I have a brain...I want my playthings to have brains as well...it's no fun to break stupid things...

Go F**k Youself Response
Now that you have, dare I say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently, and I do appreciate your directness and candor. However, after due consideration of your most adamant proposal, I regret to inform you that I will neither be going nor fucking myself, not now and not in the foreseeable future. I say this knowing full well the extent to which your proposal concerning the fucking of myself was emphasized, both with hand gestures and the raising of your voice beyond that of civil conversation, and despite the evident urgency which moved you to repeat the recommendation seven times in rapid succession. As much as I, as a gentleman, would like to accommodate you, I am nonetheless afraid that I must reject your suggestion out of hand. I find it flatly untenable. And though I appreciate the concern manifest in your statement regarding the use to which I might

All 80's All The Time Come Inside And Have Some Fun
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) You pick the style you want to hear

The "phenomenal" A.j. Styles
A.J. Styles is the embodiment of the X Division which is all about no limits. His wrestling style is very fast paced with high impact maneuvers that are incredible to look at. Pre-TNA: Allen Jones was born on June 2, 1978, in Georgia. He was trained by Rick Michaels and made his debut in 1998. He became a star of the indy scene and gained the attention of the WWE. In a surprising move, he turned down their developmental offer feeling that he would be better off working in the indies. TNA: He found immediate success in TNA, winning both the inaugural X Division and Tag Team Championship Tournaments. His wrestling style quickly established TNA as an alternative to the WWE product. The fans knew that regardless of whatever else was on the show, A.J. Styles would have an incredible match worth watching. The Indies: Even though he is in TNA, he spends his time wrestling for various indy federations in the U.S. and is usually in their main events. Any indy federation he works with g

Check This Out!
This is so cool....check it out. I was amazed. http://www.crush007.com/v2/predict/1195500030yya Let me know if it worked for you. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I tried smoking back in high school and couldn't stand it. 2. I skipped a ton of school my senior year and only got caught one time. 3. I prefer drinking beer over anything else 4. I hate smiling in pictures. lol 5. I hate wearing make up and 98% of the time go without. 6. I have a tattoo and plan on getting another one, possibly this week. 7. I HATE fighting. 8. I love Mexican food 9. I played volleyball in school and was on the track team, briefly. lol 10.

Fear
Fear directs you Takes you to a place Shows you another face Tricks you, Hides you Leads you , Freaks you out Follows you Hides the true you Fear takes you one way Throws you another way Finds the truth And scares you Fear is here Will never leave Control it Heed it Welcome it And fear will subside Conquer your fear Be proud Just watch out For it can always come back

Randomness
*I'm very sarcastic, get used to it. *I shut people out when something is wrong, dont keep asking me about it. *Know me before you judge me, i'll do the same for you. *Dont be fake with me, I'm not fake with you. *Talk to me, I like to listen. *Dont talk shit about my family, we have eachother's back, and we dont like it when you do that. *When we hangout dont just sit around, thats lame. *I love to laugh, and I'm pretty good at making people laugh. *I have only aquantences. You get used to it. Name:Birthday:Location:Hair color:Eye color:Height:Religion:Are you still a virgin:Tattoos or piercings:Favorite Animal:Smoke:Drink:Make the first moves:Opinion on Cuddling:Favorite Band/music:Favorite Food/Beverages:Fav. Colors:Fav. Sounds:Fav. smells:Fav. Movies:Fav. TV Shows:FAv. Places to hang out/or just be:Special Talents:Describe your perfect date:One special/unique thing about you:What would you do to get my attention:Would you tell me the truth no matter what:4

Retarded Ish I Wrote
Commercial break (Infamous Digiorno) { Commercial opems at a checkoutline in a grocery store focus is on the cashier looking blankly forward as he scans item after item} * beep *Beep *Beep * Beep {Camra close up on items being scanned. all various variety's of Digorno Pizza) Cashier looks up, camera switches to show a guy dressed in a black uniform with a black baseball cap with an insignia of a slice of pizza on it and the words "Pizza Place" written across the top. The pizza guy gives an uneasy smile Narration: Its not delivery, Its Digiorno * i in no way am affiliated with match.com* (Scene opens at a bar. The music is loud lights are flashin music is whalin away and our three charactors are having to scream their introductions) Brad: "Hi i'm brad, i am a pices who tends to impregnate women and leave them. I may tell you i love you from time to time and reveal small parts of my past and makeshift goals for the future… but that is really just to make sure

Poem
Read Alone..... Especially the Poem I believe whatever is in store for us will be for us. The poem is very true, unfortunately. Make sure you read the poem! CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got to her office, she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. She checked it, the usual stuff from her friends, but then she saw one that she had never gotten before. It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it. BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, she received a phone call from the police It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive! CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends bu

Nsfw???
For the time being I have posted nsfw pics, if you come to my page and jump right to the nsfw folder and ask me to see them without even talking with me first or even getting to know me then you have to buy me a happy hour or a 7 day blast to see them, but if you get to know me talk with me then become a true friend then you gain access without purchasing anything. Ok here goes no salute no add, you must fan and rate me for before you add me as friend. No more blank friend requests if is blank I will deny all, all you have to do is say Hi. I do not look at nsfw pics or rate them. I do not cam or do any funny business either for that matter if this is what you are looking you might as well kept moving jack! I respect myself and my friends and this is a big deal for me! I also do not give out my yahoo id or do i give out my personal email address, please do not ask. If you want to chat with feel free to send me fumail i do answer. Thanks for understanding. OK I POST NSFW PICS FOR THE TI