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You Might Be A Golddigger If.....
You may be a Golddigger if… 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay o

I Need Help
I am in need of my friends and family to come and help me out in this contest. All of you know when ever you have asked I have been there. please return the love now that I am in need click on the link rate the pic and comment bomb for the next 8 days all love will be returned OK PEEPS SHOW THIS AWESOME LADY ALOT OF LOVE AND LETS GET HER WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE JUST CLICK HER PIC AND LET THE FUN BEGIN (repost of original by 'DJ ICE~DSC~D&DC OWNER~' on '2008-02-08 07:31:02') I want to thank DJ Ice for this he posted it as a Bulletin and I love it. Muaahh Ice your awesome

Poems From The Web
The Pussycat Song My pussycat was scratching out on the front door Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore Sore pussy! Sore…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was sitting out on the front step Sat so long it started to rain, poor pussy got wet Wet pussy! Sore…wet...pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was playing out on the back lot Played so long, poor pussy got hot Hot pussy! Sore…wet…hot…pussy Just a friendly little cat! I left my bottle of whiskey out last My pussycat drank it and got real tight Tight pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long, he lost his hair Bald pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…bald…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My neighbor and I are at the clothesline I said to my neighbor, “Won’t you look at mine?” My pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight

Graveyard Of Thedarkshadow
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

My Dream
it isnt like neone reads these things and if they do it isnt like they do to really give input it is usually to insult someone or put someone down ust like on the mumms right now i feel like a failier in life i have been getting this way often for some reason it is weird nothing has changed in my life i am still single and pathetic cause i wont do nething about it to change it so i am at the fault of my own demise it has been getting worse lately with my roomate flaunting her new man in front of me all the time and how happy she is and going out everynite as i stay hme and babysit her daughter and the sad part when i do go out which isnt often i dont go out of my way to talk to neone cause i almost feel like i dont deserve to be happy because i have been miserable for so long i dont know nething else i am sure that i am going to get some rude comments but to be honest i could care less i am my own worst enemy you cant say nething to me i havent said to my self it is like i am afraid to

Catwoman Halloween Costume
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Roses
Meaning of Color of Roses: - Red Sincere Love & Respect, Courage & Passion Send red roses to convey the message of your passionate love for that someone; saying "I love you" - Pink Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts. Send deep pink roses to show your appreciation & gratitude; saying "Thank you" Send light pink roses to convey admiration and sympathy - Yellow In the Victorian times, yellow roses meant jealousy. But today, they signify friendship, joy, gladness and freedom, the promise of a new beginning. Send yellow roses to brighten up someone's day; to congratulate your friends and loved ones during Joyous occasions. - White Spiritual love & Purity, the rose of confession, the bridal rose; "You are heavenly", "I am worthy of you" Commonly used as traditional bridal bouquet during weddings to symbolize a happy love. You can nevertheless use them to convey the message of "You are heavenly, I miss you" - Lavender Love at firs

Passion What A Turn On
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Wedding
Please join Kim and Geoff in celebration of their FU Wedding in the Wedding Lounge, Sunday October 14 2007, 10 p.m. EST ~Two heart will join to become one~ ♥EYECANDY♥@ fubar Subh3rbanSmok3r@ fubar

Music
(I'm thirsty - And weary from the heat As the Sands rinse the hands of time I will suck the venom from your wound If you will do the same and suck from mine,) (You and I - Were ruined by This desert between us I walked through the valley and stared into death) (This instance of a distance Designed to defeat us And still her face I can't seem to forget) The war you wage Forever the life that you pay Something wrong in you Comes alive in your veins Lose yourself in some kind of Hell A new version of where you are now Truth's unveiled You'll never ever get out (At a glance - Sudden avalanche Suffocated me within Gasping for air I can't breathe) (Paralyzed - I've been sterilized And cleansed of my sin In a state of suspended belief) Somewhere along the way Time changes everything We all disintegrate It's running out, (Taunted by time Imposing it's certainty Absolute always Stopping for nothing This race cannot be won) (So days it crawls

This Is Important.
National Wolf Awareness Week, October 14-20, 2007 is a time to dispel misconceptions about wolves and to teach about the important role these predators play in maintaining healthy ecosystems. It takes place the 3rd week of October every year. The wolf is a striking symbol of wild nature, yet it has long been shrouded by myth and superstition. Earlier this century, wolves were methodically exterminated from nearly all of their historic range. National Wolf Awareness Week encourages conservation efforts not only for wolves, but for all wild species. Lot's of special events going on.. check for one in your area.. Here's a link for a list and for more info.. More Info here!! Clicky my piccy to bid. You Get.. and I added this stuff as extras.. Make them a Skin for their page their choice of Background and Colors. Make them 2 tags of their choice/description. 2 salutes sfw/nsfw (their choice, within reason,my decision) Top Friend for 1 month H

Todays Comment By: Yours Truly
January 21, 2009 Welcome I hope this finds YOU well, I must say YOU look wonderful ... A sight for sore eyes! As it goes looking ever as nice as I remember and better than I could have imagined - being I haven't seen YOU since, Well, since LAST YEAR! It's not that I didn't miss YOU ... It's more like I just tucked YOU away and knew that YOU were there and If needed ... I could hopefully find YOU I'm humbled by the warm reception I recieved last night from all of YOU! Truth being, this site is just plays havoc on my operating system. Unsure if my lack of computer strength or if its my windows 98 or the cold hard fact that dial up & fubar are not a happy combination ... It didn't take long for me to finally get logged on, to realize why I stopped coming by daily. I should note, I've attempted to log on a lot here as of late. IF (big -IF-) I did get connected, My screen would either freeze right after the long wait -or- worst yet: During a long

Quiz
what charmed sister are you? You are most like Piper halliwell!The real leader of the charmed trio of witches well since the eldest sister Prue died anyway. Because of Prues death Piper turned from middle and mellow sister to the eldest sister with the weight of the world on her shoulders. Piper has long straight brown hair, dark brown eyes and a curvaceous figure.Piper committed her life to the protection of the innocent from evil through no choice of her own it was something she inherited along with her sisters and when she was young she fought against her powers now having learnt it is her responsibility she relishes them and is one powerful witch. Her powers include: molecular combustion (blowing things up) and time freezing which she enables through the flick of her fingers. The charmed sisters could not manage without Piper, for she both freezes the demons and blows them up. As well as this she the natural leader, the most responsible and the most organised. As well as

My Poems/lyrics
There you are my beloved one, Can you hear me my dearest Can you understand my coveted Will you understand my reason Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I play my games to protect you From the world and myself I cannot truly love you No matter how much I care I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I would try to keep you Never would I sleep Forever I would hide you From yourself and the world Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care It pains me to love you Knowing I’ll never be able to care It haunts me to see you so Blissfully ignorant and unaware Upon sacred lines I let you tread Too close I let you approach This distance I must keep you This weight I must bare I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you kn

Band Or Broke
Hey all, i'm a metal minded musician who wants to get a band together. What i'm lookin for are serious individuals that want to make this happen. I need a lead guitarist, bassist and drummer. 1 stipulation...1 of the 3 needed must sing. LOL

Halfway There!
We are halfway to our 30 person limit on the HH Contest! See the Lip Lovers Contest Blog if you would like to enter! It wont be long before we get this party started, so make sure you have your back-up ready! Any questions? Fu-mail me! Mwah!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm
boo boo boo angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar testin it out lmfao $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar

Sooooo Bored!!!
wow..don't think i've ever been this bored! not even at work. so i was wondering..why is it so effing hard to find a DECENT man in this effin state!? why cant i find a man that will treat me right..who wont use me nor lie to me nor play me like im some retard?!?!?! *and yes motherfucker i KNOW u lied to me many upon many of times!! u know who u r!* UGH!!! not saying i'm looking here but for god sakes, isnt there a normal, decent, loving, kind hearted, non using guy out there???? im not a bad person and do NOT deserve to be used and abused like that. ugh!! :(

The State Of The Union
->"Angel...: to see my slightly used wookie, please go to goatse.cx thanks :-) "Angel...: Is the club you're in full of fat, bald, gay men or summit!!!!! get afecking life & go bug someone who like people like you ok ->"Angel...: would you prefer 72 virgins and a bomb belt? ->"Angel...: would you take a miniature donkey and a slightly used wookie for it? ->"Angel...: I hear you have a tranny ewok for trade? Its sunday, October 14th, 2007 at 430pm. Im sitting here watching the Dallas vs NE Game. I found out that the Bengals lost...again. Oh well...I guess I can go listen to Lucky Man and have it be very true...again. Oh Well. thats Life. I'm moving back to north carolina....when im not sure, but the sooner the better. All I know is that its gonna be great.

Wanda's Wicked World
Periodically, I'm just gonna post a song or poem that is running through my head. For some inexplicable reason, this song has been ringing in my ears of late. If I can snag to MP3 or track, I'll post it in my stash, but for now, here are the lyrics... Father Time Music and Lyrics: Richie Sambora Father time I couldn’t make her want to stay Couldn’t seem to find the words to say Now I have to live in yesterday Father Time I thought that you were on my side. I thought that I could keep our love alive Thought that I could keep her satisfied. But the clock keeps ticking And I keep on thinking bout you. I’m knocking at the door of her heart and I can’t break through CHORUS Father Time Grant me just another day Of our love I tried to make her stay Father Time Don’t tell me it’s too late All my life You know that I would wait Father Time Now she’s gone She didn’t even say goodbye I guess she didn’t have the heart to try She didn’t

12 Types Of Women To Avoid
1- Miss Feminist This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs. 2- Miss Take She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks

Lol
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that!! I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good) 1 cup uncooked popcorn(ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ____ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done. There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day.

Pen-pals
ADAM is a VERY solid bro to me. He is interested in some pen-pal correspondence (FEMALES ONLY). Any women interested can contact me (KouBoi) for more information. I will require you to send a letter to me (proving you are serious), which I will forward to him. He will choose who he wishes to reply back to. A 4X6 photo is encouraged, but be sure there is no nudity, drugs, alcohol, or obscene gestures (middle fingers, ect.). I will explain more upon inquiries.

I Miss My Friends
I haven't been on here that long but i have made some really awesome friends.There are a couple that I am worried about and you know who you are I just really miss talking to you.Wondering how your doing?Please drop me a line to let me know how your doing.And I want to meet up with 1 very special friend but they aren't talking to me right now.I made them mad i guess.I just felt like rumbling.luv and kisses stormy

Biggest Fear In Life???
what are your biggest fears in life,,,not day to day stuff,,,like getting hit by a bus ,,,,,but life long fears,,,day you die sort of stuff,,,u know,,,not having a family,,,doing or saying something,,,curing an illness,,,discovering eternal youth,,,,,come on ,,,,what really scares you....

Thoughts
*~*Blossom*~*Date: Oct 17, 2007 4:48 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Hope you're readddy.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000.

Branded Mmmmm!! Blog
You are driving home from work in your car past a bus stop its raining three people at the bus stop an old lady who is not well an old friend you have not seen for many years and a beautiful lady the one you see in your dreams. * You could pick up the old lady,because she is going to die,and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect hence to pay him back. * However,you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. The candidate who was hired(out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. ...... ...... His answer: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes,we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations... and b

A Lil About Me
Name :HOLLYNick Name :HOLLYWOODBirthdate :9-2-62Birthplace :MICHIGANCurrent Location :CANTON MIEye Color :GREENHair Color :AUBURNHeight :5'6" Weight :NOT SUREPiercings :2Tatoos :NOT YETBoyfriend/Girlfriend :NOPEVehicle :CAROverused Phrase :LOLFAVORITESFood :GRILLED LEMON PEPPER CHICKENPub/Disc/Restaurant :MEXICAN FIESTACandy :CHOCOLATE...mMMMMMMNumber :7Color :PURPLEAnimal :SNAKEDrink :CROWN ROYAL & CHERRY PEPSIBody Part on Opposite sex :CHEST & BUTTPerfume :KARMALATV Show :NONEMusic Album :HINDERMovie :PRETTY WOMANActor/Actress :ADAM SANDLER & SANDRA BULLOCKThis or ThatPepsi or Coke :PEPSI...CHERRYMcDonalds or BurgerKing :BKChocolate or VanillaCHOCOLATEHot Chocolate or Coffee :HOT COCOAKiss or Hug :BOTHDog or Cat :DAGRap or Punk :ALL KINDSSummer or Winter :WINTERScary Movies or Funny Movies :FUNNYLove or Money :LOVE... IF IT EXISTSYOUR...Bedtime :WHEN I GET THEREMost Missed Memory :OLD FRIENDS PASTBest phyiscal feature :EYES, BUTT & LEGGSFirst Thought Waking Up :DO I HAVE TO?Ambition

Why Sunday Nights Stink
Why Sunday Nights Stink, or How We try to Escape Depression Link to article below.... (just want to note I didnt write this but due to having depression myself I am very familiar with these feelings!) by Deborah Gray Sunday, June 24, 2007 Why is Sunday night the cruelest night of the whole week to a person with depression? You would think that all nights would be bad with depression, which is basically true. But I think, without a doubt, Sunday nights are the worst. I remember that when I was depressed, Sunday nights seemed like the absolute pit of despair. They were even worse, in some ways, than Monday morning. The cause boiled down to one thing: escapism. If you work or go to school, weekends are, for the most part, the only time you can use escapism to, well, escape from depression. Everyone has their favorite ways to mentally escape from the world. Over the years I utilized several types of escapism to help me forget about my depression. At the

Life Hurts
Not amazed :[ Unhappy But it came As No Really Shock. I guess thats life. He Knows he Lied :[ He Should Also know That, I'm no Longer For him.. I Wish Him The Best Truly i Do. I Hope hes as Happy As I Am. Good Luck to you :]

Stab And Twist
Deception crawls into my nervous system, tormenting me for days and days, it's so much more than just a message. I see all the lies and fabrications, things have been done for selfish reasons, I can be selfish too, no longer happy with any of this, I'm sorry a friendship has ended.

Add Yourself To Diddy's Pimpout
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW PIMP MY FU! Here's YOUR chance to be PIMPED!I wanted to do this so we can all participate in something instead of being classified or grouped with others. All you have to do to join the PIMP MY FU Train is add yourself to the bottom of the list!And the Pimp Out starts with... ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar ... and then we chugg aluug on with 2 of my Atlanta friends... ConcreteAngel@ fubar ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar GinnyTheTool@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Club Fantasia Owner^ -=Breath Taker=- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar *Kerry*Flaws Girl For Life*Owner Of Club Fantasia**Too Raw*@ fubar ♥ §kÿlar © ♥@ fubar ... then you add yerself but dont be tha Caboose! FU CHUUUUUUUUU! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PIMPOUT SOOO.... CLICK HERE: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3895193617

Can I Get Your #
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call: __________ text messaging (yes or no) _________ phone service __________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

My Pictures
Most of my folders I have set to private. Im so sick of all this NSFW bullshit. Most of my pics have been marked now. I have found another site I like and it doesn't matter what pics you put up. If it wouldn't be for the few friends I have made on here. I probably would have already deleted my account by now. This shit is F**ked up. And I thought we was all adults on here. I guess some of us still need to grow up!!!! Now you have to be on my family list to see my pics!

Hauned House
I took my son to the Jc's haunted house last night it was fun! First of all my son is not sscared of anything. Last night the monsters had my son junping and not letting go of my jacket. the jc's set up there haunted house with a movie theme. there was the saw room, psycho bathroom, pin head was walking around. There was Afew tunnels to crawl through and a slide. At the end was a maze of solid black plastic that you had to make your way around and out the other side. It was cool! My boy said he wasn't scared we will just go with that! trying to build a kid (7 to 11) friendy haunted house using 4 10x20 carports and boxes. I need help with things I can use for props. I thouht with all these twisted minds something cool could be made! Well it's the day after and I think the haunted house was good. Had some good and bad. The kids that said it sucked went through 4 times. Must not been too bad. I had fun!

Who Wants To Marry Me On Fubar
This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE!(aka fubar) The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"

My Blog
my Website is http://twood.igniteinc.biz/1_index.asp I am new to fubar and when I try to upload a pic it says has to be a jpeg and n others but not a bitmap and I have Microsoft Vista and thats the only way to save pics is bitmap if you try any other way it will not show up so when I get a way around it I ll put a pic in

Camera Corner
1. What is on your mind? Answering this survey, wondering if the Sox will sweep, Halloween this week, a few other things right now 2. What body part do you hate? i dont hate any part but i do dislike my gut hows that? 3. Where is your biological father right now? walking the dog i think it is after 9, his usual time 4. Have you ever made out in a basement? LoL, no, I don't think so... 5. What body part do you wash first in the shower? >;-) I'm not telling... 6. Do you have any piercings? No 7. Do you have any tattoos? nope 8. Is your driveway steep? no 9. Name five things you did today: cooked, sent emails, looked for photos watched football, went into the crawlspace above the garage 10. Have you ever been tied up? yes with work and other things... Q;-) 11. Last person you text messaged? Kevin i think 12. Have you ever had two dates in one night? no 13. What have you eaten today? cheese adn baccon omlett, burger and tater tots 14.

Plz Come Rate Me!
i wanna see how many people actully will read this in a 24 hour period/ so if you would please either rate me or leave a comment that so i know you did read this. just wanna see how people do this. if you do read i thank you very much. will send love back. my time is nowabout 8am so we will see later, thank you for your time. i haev created a room and no never in a the same time. would love to see people talking and having fun its called the 405s bbw please stop and chat with me i am so lonly all by myself or am i? plaese sign in and lets get this room a rockin again the 405s bbw come on in ! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW AND DONT KNOW TODAY RIGHT NOW AND ALL DAY LONG IS MOMMS BIRTHDAY NEED TO STOP AND SHOW HER HOW MUCH YOU CARE-SHOW SOME LOVE HER WAY PLZ AND THANK YOU VERY SO VERY MUCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMA T!(MSTONIB)

Time For A Break
well my owner set me free today, she was a great owner plez stop by show her some fubar love. she been very good to me for a long time. thx hellcat HELLCAT@ fubar well every once in awhile i feel the need to take a break from this place. i feel the time has come.see you all in a few weeks i hope take care bye

Things That Bug Me.........
that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty....... people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee......... for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals....... people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you

Moveing Soon
I am moveing the 17th of this month. When I get to my new place I will not be on here for awhile. I will miss all of my close friends on fubar. I am hoping to get everything going very soon that way i can see all of you people soon. I will not have a computer for a few but hopefully very soon.. I am sorry about all this but i would love for peeps to still fan,add, an rate me! i will return the love as soon as i get back on here. To my closest friends that i have numbers an things for i will call u as soon as i get a phone. You all know who i am talking about.. They are peeps i talk to all the time on here or in yahoo. I will miss all of you until i get back remember to show love an sign my guest book also. LOVE MY FUBAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!

Drunk Dialing!
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to you to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex a

Songs I Like
[Montell] I called you on the phone To see if you was at home alone Somethin' just ain't right Tell me, where were you last night? You were supposed to be with me And I paged your ass around 10:33 You didn't even call me back Now tell me, baby, what up wit that? Now you told me you need A man like me from the streets Remember when I was tossin' That ass on 4th and Slawson You said I was everything you want And now all the condoms that I bought I gotta box 'em up for the next one Cuz you just wanna flex and have your fun, baby [Coolio] You wanna play those games Thought you was dealin' wit a flea But you're dealin' wit a G You better recognize the C, double O, L I'm down wit Montell (how you livin' homie?) I'm livin' kinda swell I thought you was the one, yeah I thought you was my baby Now I see through your games And I know you're tryin' to play me So you can put your pumps on and get your rump on Cuz your hump ain't that strong Well, you can have my L

Open Up And See
I will be hosting a contest for hottest d.i.l.f so if you think ur a hot dad or if you know one send me a pm with the link 1st place will be a 7 day blast 2nd place will be a 3 day blast 3rd place will be a 1 day blast the only rule is no drama PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW TO ENTER! ♥ANGIE BABE ™ ♥CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY ♥@ fubar Come check out these awesome people! Rate, Fan, Add and show them some love!! Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar juliet07@ fubar

John... I Miss Him
Wow, it's only been since the 6th of September since I've talked to him, and the 12th of September since hes been overseas. I miss him so much... every day that goes by, I'm reminded that hes not here, that i cant pick up the phone and call him.. that I can't get in my car and drive to see him. August 2008 is when he's supposed to return from Iraq. What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to get through this? The man that I love with all of my heart and soul is over in harms way fighting for our country, and I don't even have communication with him at the moment. I can't stop thinking about him, I can't stop remembering how it feels to touch him, to kiss his lips, to fall asleep in his arms and wake up with him in the morning. *sigh* I've never gone through something like this before..... I'm not a military wife, or girlfriend, I'm not on a base or around a base where I have others that are going through the same thing I am. I'm just here, in my new life, in a new town wh

Relationships.
Hi there friends it has been a good long while sence my last blog soo here goes 1 that I have had to deal with and of course alot of you also . I made a friend 1 day on yahoo name with with held of course and yes shes female her and I use to hang out alot when I had my cam on my old home comp before I got my laptop we use to do voice chats at times she even had my cell she was a cool friend nothin ever came serious between us just friends soo she finnaly met a guy who took her to the prom that was all ok the real problem is that afterwards they got together. Now the hard stuff soo they hung out some and all at times she sent me pix via cell or sent me messages via yahoo let me know that she had a man and all and they was tryin to make things happen and all ok thats fine and dandy no probs about 2 weeks ago I sent her a message via cell sayin. I hope you 2 are doin ok and all is well about 10 mins later not sure if it was her or him most likely it was him pretending to be her s

Fake Profiles.
Hi there well here we are the second yr on this site who ever dreamed up the name fubar had to be drunk or stoned lol lol because when you search for this you can only pick it up by way of going threw cherry tap of course and I think we all agree cherry tap was better the name was better the site it self was better this 1 has way to many probs our profiles half the time are a mess some of us like me have lost out music and whats even worse is that some idiot marks some of our pix NSFW why and for what when you can see a guy at 3am in the morning with a fake default pic of him naked and his stuff stickin straight up in the air like hes been on viagra for 24 hours. lol lol I have noticed im sure you have too there has been alot more men on the site of later and some of them are posting fake profiles with girl pix for a default pic you can tell easy by the profile pic or even the lil pic box he has because theres only 1 pic and most of the time its some pretty girl and the rest of the

My Dream Lover
My Dream Lover . . . Beneath the soft glow Of the moon tonight, I dream of you As this fantasy takes flight . . . Your kiss is carried To me from afar As I make countless wishes Upon a star . . . A breeze gently blows In the night air. While I imagine your fingers Tangled in the length of my hair . . . Moonlight caresses Upon my skin; This is my undoing ~ Then I begin To shiver As my body quivers In an ever growing need. . . To my mind's logic I no longer take heed. Longing to feel You in my arms Will you succumb To all my charms? My body's on fire With this burning desire As passion consumes me I'm on the brink of ecstasy Wanting fulfillment Desperately needing release Won't you answer my heart's plea? . . . Oh Please. . . Come unto me. . . © E.A. Brown ~ 2007

Verily.....
When thou dost come unto me and beseech me, saying, "Verily, do I request of you a good paddling," then surely I will grant unto thee a good paddling. During the period of the paddling, thou shalt not say unto me "What was that, a mosquito?", nor compare thy paddling to the flight of any other insect, or any creeping thing upon the earth, be it a moth, or a caterpillar; nor draw any likeness between the instrument of thy paddling and the feathers of the birds above; for surely shalt thy paddling grow mighty and endless, and welts shall be upon thy backside for four and thirty days. And in those days when thou art being flogged, thou shalt not giggle and wag thy ass in a taunting manner, nor squirm and attempt to escape when the flogging becomes greater for it, for then wilt thou be cast into bondage, so that thine ass will no longer be able to wiggle, nor shalt thou be able to squirm. Thou shalt not speak with thy mouth full, though moaning is okay. Neither shalt thou allow th

If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

"i Had The Balls To Take This, Do You?"
Most surveys are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, let's see what kinda balls ya got!!!Oh and notice - NO numbers are missing!1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?12. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done?none3. Ever been cheated on?Yes4. Ever paid for sex?No5. Ever been married?Yes6. Ever been divorced?yep7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position?doggy style8. Do you own any guns?Yes9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?No10. Ever been in rehab?No11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?Nope12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar?no13. Truthfully… size matters?It shouldn't14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?Nope15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?never really thought about it16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?No17. How many states have you lived in?318. How many coun

My Kissing Spot Is ........!
MY KiSSiNG SPOT iS ........! Libra : Under a tree. Sagittarius : in the bathroom Taurus: On the trampoline. Capricorn :.In the hot tub Aquarius : .In The Elevator Aries : in a poool! Pisces : On The Kitchen Table. Gemini : Under the stars. Virgo : In a car. Leo : On the beach. Scorpio : Everywhere. Cancer : In the rain.

Friends With Benefits
There's at PROBABLY at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you or sleep with you or some shit.So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits". The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours".If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".SCARED? LOLREPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship, single, or whatever. this is for fun, it is just for fun. don't get yer undies in a bunch over it.

What's Your Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

I'mGuest_TaraSuziQon What do you say to somebody who's just lost a child?? An innocent little baby, who never even got the chance to experience life?? I don't know what to say. I don't even know what to think. ... So we drove down to Pittsuburgh Saturday morning to visit my friend's baby down there in the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital... It was going to be the first, and possibly last, time we would ever get to meet her. Our little "road trip" was sort of fun, despite the reason we were going down there. I think we were just trying not to think about WHY we were going down there. Well, we all got to hold this precious little baby.. She was so tiny. Her hand barely the size of my thumb... not even big enough to grip my pinky. Holding her was rather scary. She was so little. So fragile. So beautiful. ... Well, around 4 pm or so they took out her breathing tube. My friend decided to let nature take it's course, instead of putting her through

Introduction
Why do I always stay up so late?! and I don't have a webcam. And no, I don't want to watch you jerk off on yours. Thx. :) Hi Everyone! I'm going to be 32 in December. I live in California. No tattoos, though I'd love to get one. I have two piercings in each ear and a tongue piercing. I'm educated, sweet, funny, and interesting. I'm new here, so I'm still figuring it all out. Thanks for all the warm welcomes! -R

Shit Happens
# Taoism: Shit happens. # Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." # Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. # Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? # Hinduism: This shit has happened before. # Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. # Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. # Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. # Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. # Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. # Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. # Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. # Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. # Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. # Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. # Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. #

My Songs
Ancient valley deep within the mountains Where nobody goes, the river flows Roaring, tumbling over cliffs, through caverns Where no light has known, no bird has flown Blood of Sacred Mother flowing effortless forever Worshiped in bygone days, Our Blessed ancient ways Black cloud looming in the highlands Pouring torrent, raging flood Tearing boulders from the hillside Claws shearing stone to mud Mountains washing to the ocean Mighty trees come sweeping down River reclaims plain and valley Biggest city, smallest town Sunlight shining on the azure waters Quiet serpent twists through the mists Fertile giver our Mother River Murmur peaceful song, soft and long Danu by a willow sings to the river daughters Lullabies, shining fireflies How powerful our Mother River Her ageless beauty flowing free Peaceful blessings for our orchards Bringing life to bush and tree Turn high mountains into powder Carving canyons through the land Ripping down the strongest fortress

Time To Vent!!
Once again, I the Bitch am calling your bluff The beggar, the liar, the theif you be You say one thing, but yet do another You dance, you frolic about saying I Love You to all including me. The beggar, the theif, the liar you be Remember this and remember it well... I am the vision that haunts your thoughts not once, but twice, I alone am the maker of dreams I can make them and I can take them I am the sound you hear in complete silence That pierces your hollow soul, the dark word you long to say and to hold.. My Love, the beggar, the liar, the theif you be I show, I shout the things I see, the things I hear that make me the Bitch I be, your Bitch I'll forever be. One thing to remember and to remember well... I alone will follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you, my Love... The beggar, the liar, the theif you be! OK, let's start off by saying I'm not a very happy camper at this moment and to put it bluntly{speaking of w

Jamielee
OMG! This past week-end I got to go out to Ennis to watch the Drag Races. I have always watched them on TV and enjoyed it .... BUT I swear watching it in person is orgasmic. I am so stuck and in LUV. I can't wait to go back. I had never been to see live racing and I am hooked for life now. The sounds are wonderful, the smell is so awesome, and the feel as the cars go by gives you goose bumps and makes you shiver. We stood at the fence for the 2nd part of the races. It was even better - you can feel the heat from the cars & the ground move, and the smell hits you sooner ... AWESOME. Like I said in LUV !!!!! The season is over at the end of the month so I'll have to wait till Feb 08 to go again .... that sucks. For anyone that likes to feel speed & power you will totally understand this -- if you don't then you have NO IDEA what you are missing. The best way to descibe it is it's a sexual experience. If you have never been you REALLY need to go, If you have been then you get it co

Heaven/hell Through The Eyes Of A Student
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT : The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that

My Friend Wrote This And I Love It
you wont be his first, his last or his only. He's loved before,he will love again, But if he loves you NOW,what else matters? He is not PERFECT, and neither are you. The two of you will never be PERFECT,but if he makes you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being HUMAN and making MISTAKES.... Hold on to him and give him all you got. He is not going to quote poetry, hes not going to be thinking about you every moment,but he will give you apart of him that he know's you can break. Don't hurt him,Don't change him, Don't expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy, Cry when he makes you sad and miss him when he's not there. ~annoyomous~ ~~*~~

What Kind Of Girl Are You???
What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Popular Bitch Goth100% Popular Bitch100% Nerdy Girl75% Loser75% Hippy75% Slut75% Athletic Tomboy25% Preppy Girl25%

Your Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92% Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage67% Blind Folds33% Blood33% Whips25%

Something To Think About...
Life is like a roller coaster ride, you have to buckle up and hold on... Alot of times I find myself caught off guard and I have to re evaluate alot of things in my life. I often sit back and look at different ppl the way they act,carry themselves, and treat others. Eight out of ten of those times I get upset and usually get my feelings hurt. People are very different and its a really sad world we live in. I am a very caring person and it's really hard for me to hold a grudge but oh boy as I get older and look around examining others it's simply ridiculous how hateful ppl are, and it's really sad. A close cousin of mine always reminds me of my age as I talk to her sincerly and she tells me "keep on living". Because the saddest part of this all is I have a long way to go and the hatred and spitefulness downright makes me sick to the stomach. Ppl love to see others hurting like the saying "misery loves company". Growing up I wish I could have been exposed to more things bcuz

What Is Your Sexual Style???
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Hot You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Soft100% Hot100% Violent100% Exciting88% Sweet75% Wet63% Shy50% Awkward38%

Which Horror Killer Are You???
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Pinhead You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Michael Myers90% Pinhead90% Jigsaw80% Hannibal Lecter80% Jason Voorhees70% Freddy Krueger60% Leatherface60% Buffalo Bill60% Captain Spaulding50% Candyman20%

Unfair.
So yeah, I made a poem, here you go : Christmas is here Fear is in the air Santa Clause is coming You better be prepared You can't hide nowhere He knows if you're scared He'll strike down upon you Abuse you to tears No end to nightmares Now that the big red is in town So don't show your anger or hate Don't you dare frown! In two days he will leave All the kids have been decieved There will be no present To nice children in need The criminals have been freed The worls is chaotic and clear Now that christmas has arrived Now that christmas, is here. there have been a few of my pics that have been marked NSFW and there is not one thing wroug with them thay are covered. i see others have pics on here that are nude and not covered at all and is not marked and thay seam to get away with this . i dont think its fair or right to let them get by with it and we people that are trying to do right and help others on here get the book throwed at us. please responed to

Are We Really As Equal As We Should Be?
ARE WE REALLY AS EQUAL AS WE SHOULD BE? All humans are born equal. It doesn't matter who your parents are, what race you are, what gender you are, or what afflictions you are born with. In fact, we are all born with some affliction or another. Some are just more obvious and visible than others. No one is perfect--perfectly imperfect, maybe; but no one is ever one hundred percent perfect. We are all born needing food, water, love, support, and stimulation. Even though we like to think we all have certain human rights, we really dont. Human rights are a set of rules--guidelines, so to speak--which were made up in order to protect people from each other. Ever notice that human rights seem to differ from region to region? Thats right. The set of rules vary by area. Such human rights as freedom of speech, right to abortion, right to choose religion, sexual orientation practices, are different all over the world. In reality, eqaulity is not automatically given. It is

Why We Don't Smile At 2am
Ok yall, I will keep this one short sweet and to the point. Why is it when yall dial 911 at 2-3am you expect everyone responding to help you to always be happy and exstatic to see you. I am constantly being told by people that when EMS arrives at the door at night they are never in a good mood or may ot be quite as nice as expected. Well folks let me give you an insight into our brains....WE ARE HUMAN. Now put yourself in our shoes its 2am you have been running all day and yet another call comes in waking you from your 2min nap to risk your life running lights and sirens cross town, through the weaving and careening morons to finally arrive at a house you have been to ten times before. Oh wait the fun doesn't stop there because now its time to play the guessing game. (Thats right yall called us but god forbid you be able to tell us why) So now after 20 mins of questions and drunken answers we arrive to the conclusion that you have no idea why you called so we start treating for a

Brew Thought On Definition Of A Man
BREW Has been thinking this one over . and in my profile it states , don't ask to see " MY NSFW PICS Their For Me And My Man " Hello what part of the short bus are you's on , other than 1 Horney 2 A Horn Dawg 3 Or Just Plain Asshole 4 I say " Read My Profile " 5 I get the same Shit Why Can't I Then Go Back And read Again All Of the Above , If Not Press 1 for English 6 I said No Leave It At No Have A Good Day & Evening Brew

Marriage
>>You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get > >>married and wish you were dead. > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." > >> > >> > >> > >>A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted".Next day she > >>received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have > >>mine." > > When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to > >>let her keep him. > >> > >> > >> > >>A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father > >>replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > > A young son asked,"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." > >> > >>Then there was a woman who said,"I neve