moeknows true FUschnick's blog: "things that bug me........."

that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty....... people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee......... for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals....... people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you're the a$$hole who rides my bumper when you can clearly see that i CAN'T get over for you, get over yourself. i'm not going to slow down to get over for you. when the lane opens up sufficiently for me, i'll move over...... people who don't know how to tip pizza or other delivery drivers. i know this because i did the job for years. you should generally tip 20% AT LEAST. like you would a server.....but this is better because you don't even have to leave your house. PLUS, gas is so freakin ridiculous that it cost them $2 just to drive there. anything less than $2 is considered a stiff. just the coin change is an insult. learn to tip right or know that your pizza probably has boogers on it...... more to come.................

People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person...... People who drive with their hazard lights on when it's raining. WE KNOW IT'S RAINING. Plus, unless your car is super new, your brake lights are disabled when you have the hazards on.... This one is for my fellow males........they are called breasts, tits, sweater puppies, juggs, funbags and a million other names. Act like you've seen a pair before and not leave ridiculous comments on women's profiles or pictures........ People at work who want to find out who's to blame for a problem FIRST, before they fix the problem. Take care of the problem, particularly in customer service, then we can figure out who to fire later......... People who wear clothes too small for them. I'm a big fat-ass and I know it. At least I have the decency to choose my clothing accordingly....... more to come.........

Women who use "sexy" in their screen names....when clearly they are not. Guys who reference their penis in their screen name. How bad is it that you feel you are DEFINED by your junk. People who use catch-phrases like "git-r-dun" and "bringing sexy back". Use your mind to think up your own sh*t. People who are afraid to drive their cars. It's ok to pull out into traffic with less than a MILE of open space. People whose only purpose is to start drama online. It makes you just as much as a loser as you think the ones who live on here are. to be continued............