An extremely rich Texas gentleman decided
that he wanted to throw a party and invted
all of his friends and neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, (The only Black man in
the neighborhood.)
He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking, dancing,
eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and
flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host announced
"I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my
pool and I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & every-
one turned around and saw Leroy
jump in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts
and choke holds, biting the gator on
the tail and flipping the gator through
the air like some kind of judo instructor.
The water was churning and splashing
everywhere . Both Leroy and the gator
were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float
to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy
then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it,"
said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it,"
answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving
you something. That was amazing. How
about a new Porsche, a Rolex and
some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I just want the name of the
sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!"
