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Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like

Poems
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > So I slumbered, perhaps I star

Is The Penis Underpaid Lol
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o

My Sign
Are You an Empath?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Certified EmpathYou are a natural born Empath! You are haunted by the calling of "the others" and walk in silence between the busy and the distracted. You qualify for certification by the School of Empath Psychology. From the Book of Storms Series newsletter on Yahoo! Groups. Certified Empath 94%Potential Empath 81%An Intuitive 81%Unbonded Empath 75%Not an Empath 31% You’re born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. You’re most definitely a thinker — you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. You’re rarely at a loss f

Musings Of A Tired Mind.
As I sit here late at night without the ability to get to sleep, my tired mind tends to continue rolling through everything that has transpired throughout the day and even farther back. I have tended to notice a trend of sorts when it comes to me and women. That trend is that I tend to let myself become complacent and not keep my guard up even though perhaps I should no better all things considerred. For example, one of my close friends, who is a girl, has been having several issues revolving around her and her family. I have tried and tried repeatedly to get her to understand certain situations to no avail. And even though she says that I am one of her best friends, I can only hope. The question now is why do I allow things like this to happen? Am I just weak willed and have an abnormal need to feel/be wanted or is it just because I choose it to be so? These and other things constantly run through my mind especially at the end of the day when ther is nothing left to do but thi

Update
Hello to all my friends and family! I have missed you all dearly! I'm sorry I have not been around at all for the past few months but my world has been sideways and I've been trying to get things turned back around. Thongs are still going to be uphill for a bit but I will have a little more time to spend talking to my friends here and hopefully getting to hang out in person with some of you as well. I hope all is well with everyone and hope to get a chance to chat with each and everyone of you soon!! MMMAUH!!! TJ

Leaving Fubar?
I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.

Unhappily After
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any

Hey Everyone, First
sorrie, its taking me some time to get this together, so be patient with me. if youve sent me requests, i apologize, i havent been on often lately, ive been away. but with any luck itll all be done soon :) laura

Just Be You
just be you at some point u just have to realize, maybe more like face the facts u just can't please every one & unfortunately no matter ur efforts not every single person is going to like u...some, from the second they meet you & even others (in my opinion the more painful of the two) the ones who know u more than any one & who just in some way change their minds about u some where down the line & that's life i feel like i'm just ready to figure out exactly who it is i wanna be and just be that person no matter how dumb i look or how crazy i may feel at that second b/c it's not about what people think about u, it's about what u think of ur self, seriously, i was talking to one of my friends last night & i was reminded of one of his stronger characteristics that he didn't neccessarily like about himself and it's one of the most amazing things about him so just figure out who u r b/c theres a reason u r that way and just be that person person b/c i'm finally starting to see t

Me
For those of you on my friends list and those that give a damn, I am deleting my account. To be honest more people seem to be on here for points rather than meeting new people. Any of you that really care feel free to message me if not fuck you too. Go live your exciting life in front of your computer. PEACE

Fugift Idea
How about we add 'Better Code' or maybe 'Invisible Cloak' so you can put it on and pretend that we don't see you while you're scripting your ass on thru my page? Either you are my secretstalkercrush that doesn't rate, or you are scripting. Go elsewhere. Dickheads.

Sleepless Nites!!
Something I wanted to share from My creative mind on sleepless nites, a short story of love, sleeplessness and closer. Written by Ghost 8-29-07 Sleepless nites!! I can't sleep cuz I worry I can't sleep cuz I wonder I can't sleep I don't know why I can't sleep since We stopped talking I cant sleep cuz I wonder what your going through I can't sleep cuz I just dont what to say or do anymore I cant sleep cuz I miss You I can't sleep cuz deep down I loved You I can't sleep cuz I miss talking to You I can't sleep cuz I miss Your voice I can't sleep I wonder how Your doing there I can't sleep cuz I know whats going on I can't sleep cuz I care alot or I wouldn't have said what I said that nite I can't sleep cuz You lied to them on there about Me I can't sleep cuz I know how You feel about Me I can't sleep cuz I know You still love Me no matter what I can't sleep cuz I wanna help You get out I can't sleep cuz I know You want Me to help You get out too I can't sleep

I Do Some Dumb Drunk Shit...lol!
Went out tonight with one of my friends...me and her having a good time...well we both get up on the bar so I can do video of her being a drunk ass bitch...just like me on my cell...well apparently I had quite a few drinks & probably more than enough shots than what I really needed...well I got smacked in the head with the ceiling fan (the bar isn't all that high anyhow & ceiling fans are pretty low). I felt it hit my head but didn't think anything of it until I heard people say I was bleeding next thing I know yep...I'm seeing blood all over the place & my head was starting to throb so my friend Angie drives my drunk ass to the hospital & yep I had to get stitches under & on top of where I cut my head open at...my head hurts & now it looks like I'm in the process of getting a black eye. They gave me a shot in my face so my head & face are numb but now it must be wearing off because I'm in fucking pain. It sucks to be at the hospital intoxicated with your face throbbing! So the hospita

Vodka Is A Biiaaatch!
Ok...so like...i'm not trying to be a lush...but I think that if all i do is drink...is little...(and i'll be the judge of how much is a little)...then...there is nuttin wrong with that...i used to do more .....so.....more power to ME!....Anyway...I just joined FUBAR...and so far...its frickin fun...I'm have been a myspace whore...for a while now...and mah baby...(jeffster99)...turned me onto FUBAR....so go to his site and thank him....anyway...we sit home pretty much every nite and just drink Vodka...play on the internet...then....well...i'll just leave that up to your imagination...but if anyone is interested....i may have some photos on here that say......"Hey....HOW U DOIN?!"...but....NOT...I am soooooo taken...I love mah baby and ain't (i know it ain't in the dictionary)....but ain't nobody or nuthin....gonna change that!....Even tho....I sit on here...shootin Vodka....with him kissin my neck and shit....(yeah!).....he is the only one for me....so...all u playa's and pimp wanna b'

100 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Bloke ...
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. 5. Match of the Day. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Queues for the toilet are 90% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind. 11. When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go. 17. People expect you to masturbate. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 2

My Hearts Thoughts:
So ,I don't think about us, or what we shared in trust. I never think about the way you held my heart in love. No , it never crosses my mind..not at any time of day...I never think about times you held me along the way....I don't think about the happiness , I know I seen in you...I never took for granted , it was all I had of you. Never more will my heart break, the walls stand firm again. I hold things in my heart, but never , ever again. I wrote something on a piece of paper. I wrote it - so it must be true. It told of all my feelings and my special times with you. It will always be there , even when we go away. I can go to it and see what we had will always stay. Not only in our hearts but on the piece of paper there. It will read how much I love you and how much I still care. So I will put the paper up ; all crumpled from my touch. I will leave it in it's hidden spot, where it protects our lasting love. There it will stay, till I reach for it again. To remember our s

A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa

The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A

Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

Family Updates
COME JOIN THE REBELS RULES & GOT-R-DID BOMBERS...WE ALWAYS WELCOME NEW PPL AND LOVE NEW FRIENDS! WE AREN'T A VERY BIG BOMBING FAMILY BUT WE ALWAYS COME THROUGH. WE HAVE HELPED NUMEROUS PPL WIN CONTESTS, LEVEL, PIMP OUT ETC. IF YOU ARE A TEAM PLAYER AND A DEDICATED FRIEND GIVE US A SHOUT AND JOIN US...YOU WON'T REGRET IT :) THE ENFORCER NoCtUrNaL MiStReSs~Fu Wife to SoUl BlEeD~Got-R-Did Bombers~ReBeLs RuLe~@ fubar VICE PRESIDENT COME LUV ME@ fubar HOMEPAGE ~~REBELS RULE~~@ fubar FAMILY: WE CURRENTLY HAVE THREE MEMBERS IN GIVEAWAYS...BEING A PART OF THIS FAMILY MEANS GIVING SOME OF YOUR TIME TO THE CAUSE. IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO THESE CONTEST/GIVEAWAYS WE EXPECT YOU TO DO SO SOON. WE ARE NOT A PUSHY FAMILY AND DON'T LIKE TO SET CRITERIA TO BEING A MEMBER BUT SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PUTTING FORTH ANY KIND OF EFFORT. IF YOU ARE THERE FOR US THEN WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU. IF YOU DO NOT CONTRIBUTE AND HELP DO NOT COME CALLING ON US WHEN YOU NEED HELP. SORRY TO SEEM LIKE A

Thinking
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o

Never Better
Than to have never loved at all Ha! Ask that to anyone who has taken that fall It hurts, it hurts so deep It's all too serious The pain, the pain you keep It makes you delirious Creating confusion, a constant intrusion Invading your thoughts and dreams Evading the truth of what it means I won't ever be the same again it seems To go from never being alone Into the vast unknown Reminiscing, always missing That piece My better half That peace I'll never have Having had it lost Adding up the cost I paid the toll Straight from my soul Now I don't know If I'll ever be whole

Love Thy Father Mumm ~ Follow Up
This is a follow up to my Love Thy Father MUMM. Today I received my 1st Holiday card from my father whom I never new..and in that card was a check for $300.00 which I think is a lot for him.. I am completely perplexed by this..and a bit overwhelmed. I am hoping that maybe he would like to get to know his grandchildren, they could sure benefit from him and he would benefit from them. Now time to MUMM on my response...

What A Man Wants From A Women
What a man Wants from a women When we say its over [Its really over] When we don't call [Don't get mad we will make it up] When we say sorry for no reason [We don't know what we did but want to] When we hold you close [Its because we care] When we ask if you want to go out with us and the guys [We are doing it to make sure you are ok with it] When we kiss you softly [We more then care] When we ask for you number [Don't be rude not all me just want sex] When we say it a secret between guy [Don't ask it is a secret that can't be broke] Don't think all men are about sex [Thier are a few that want love] When you break it off [We need time if you want to be friends] And if we say I Love You [Its real don't smash it]

Good Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.

Food For Thought
What is to be done when looking at your life and you have no idea where you stand or who you are. You cant explain it, you know and stick to your morals and know or at least you think you know your true self. Is it dumb to sacrifice yourself for your ideals and thoughts? To give your all for a cause that n one else fights for? Why be creative when you can do everything by an outline...when did creative individualism disappear? Theres a lot I have to say, as a person and as an artist...but most cant be put into words...its all just a foggy cloud of confusion, filling up my mind. I'll start off with my current rant. Art, last time I checked was an individual expression and creative will put to a medium. But now a days all that is popular and flooding our culture is over processed, over-guidelined, unartistic, uncreative pieces of crap. And do not even get me started on "Modern Art" which consists of a square on a convas or dribbles of paint. Thats not art,it was w

Night Behind The Bar
I'm pretty sure every one of these rules was violated in some shape or form tonight. Just a heads up to anyone who is going out to drink at some sort of liquor-dispensal location, here are a few tips: 1. The first words out of your mouth should not be "What's cheap?" The first answer that comes to mind is "You are." I don't mind if someone asks if we run happy hour, I'm more than happy to go through the specials with you and really don't mind the fact that you are getting discounted drinks. Just remember that your drinks are discounted so if you and a few friends rack up a 100 dollar tab, that tab should actually be 140. I served you well, please tip accordingly. 2. Don't ask me for free drinks. Just like in the prior point you may as well just say "I'm a cheap bastard." If you would like free drinks try this approach: stop by our bar more than once a year. Be friendly and take care of the bartenders, then I guarentee we will take care of you. 3. Think about s

Its A Boy
HEY I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SON ! ITS A BOY... I AM SO EXCITED... I HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS, ALWAYS WANTED A BOY... CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, SO I WILL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU MY GRANDSON.... I AM SO HAPPY ! THANKS FOR ALL THE WELL WISHES FROM MY FRIENDS ! WHAT A GREAT XMAS THIS WILL BE, SHE IS DUE IN MAY 2008 WHICH IS HER BIRTH MONTH ALSO... WHAT A COINCENDENCE ! PEACE , LOVE AND HARMONY TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT FUBAR... T

I Am Tired Of Giving.....call Me Scrooge I Don't Care!!!
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the

"bury The Broken"
If you are in the West Palm Beach area, you need to get yer ass to the "Buzz Bake Sale" !!!! At 11am, the winner of the Battle Of The Bands will be playing!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THEM ! ! They are Bury The Broken..... THE BEST FUCKING THING OUT OF SOUTH FL.!!!!! If you want to know more, search them on "MySpace".......You WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED ! ! !

Work
Emergency Medical Services (stupid) Frequently Asked Questions with answers! Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. At least not after my State, Local, and Federal Government gets through with my check. Q. How come the Pol

Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F

Talk To Me.........
I want everyone to know that I have MUCH more to offer in the way of conversations, than just the racial issues. Unfortunately, when I poosted three mumms today (as a sort of "social experiment") the one on race seemed to never die. This leads me to believe that this still carries deep-rooted passions and emotional responces, much more than any other subject I've encountered in here. I think that I have proven myself to be an articulate, and well-versed conversationalist, and I thoroughly enjoy being so. Contraversy breeds debate; debate breeds ideas; ideas breed cooperation; cooperation breeds progress; progress leads to success; success breeds happiness; and then out of mutual happiness comes true freindship between people willing to think openly, and discuss freely!!! For those of you who dont get it, here's why I employ the flag as a means to symbolize who I am, and what I stand for: A> I am White. (sorry, yall, not really southern, but my god-family was, and alot

Iamastar99
anyone that i have added that does not wont to talk then it to bad you are the loser here not me but for the ones that do talk i well always love them hugs and kisses to all my friends that is true friends

Men Hitting On Me
it pisses me off everytime a guy wants to talk to me on here they want to get laid. i want only friends if they are male or female i am sry to b so harsh and i know this is known to have people to hook up with but u can rate me and stuff but i won't tolerate men wantin to cyber or fuck me

Explinations
I just wanted to let everyone know a few things.... I drive a truck for a living, and usually have my laptop with me. That means that I my be on, but I might not be able to get back to you for a while. This goes for rates/comments/shouts/games,etc.... I can be a rude "some bitch" when need be. But when it comes to random people trying to get my attention, I am not like that. The reason I am posting this, is because I have been deleted as a friend, or have been told I am an ass for not responding. It is impossible to drive a truck and type at the same time.lol I hope you all understand, and if not, TOUGH !!! Thats the way it is. I will be happy to respond as soon as I can !!! Also, I seem to have a problem getting into a game invite when I try to accept it. If I can, I will shout at you to let ya know I am trying..

Just Wanted U To Know
I will not be around much as my sister in Indiana is under a pain killer induced coma for the last three days they don't know what is wrong with her and I would appreciate any prayers. Thank you so much to everyone. xo I will be erasing my account as soon as my vip is up. I just don't have the time to keep up anymore I have met some great people and thanks for the friendship you can look me up on myspace under daysha220. Love to all, xoxo Just wanted to say I have not forgotten about any of you just been busy with sick child and myself. We are in the middle of a remodel so I am very tired. xxoxo to all especially my family and friends!

New Clothing Line Launched!
Hi friends! I've Launched a new clothing Line and wanted all to see and give me some feed back! Would you wear it if it were available? It is available but not at your nearest outlet store or mall, not yet anyways! Just go to my Photo's and look at the "PhucCiT Clothing Line" Album! Much appreciated my friends! Thanx!

Fun On Fubar
why is it so hard for some to relize this is a internet site lol I love this place it is a fun place to chat with alot of new and diffrent people.So why is it so hard for some of them to understand I dont take everything on here personal nor should they if dealing with me.You will know when you have crossed over into my real life.so for those having a hard time with it get over it!I have a life outside fubar.So if am not taking your fu marriage or flirting to heart it is nothing against you,there is no reason to hate on me lol ...Like I said you will know when you have crossed over and it means something to me.The number one reasons for me writting this is so some of the ones taking it to heart will stop bothering my friends and family on here with the drama.trust me we have enough in our real life already lol Peace and love to you all!!! ok so I have been so very busy lately! I moved into a great house with a Big E and nikki girl Been working And enjoying what I can of my

Ever Fallen In Love
Ever Fallen In Love by:Buzzcocks You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame. And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. Ever fallen in love wit

Perfection
Perfection All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart. No one else in the world could even compare, You’re perfect and so is this love we can share. We can have so much more then I ever thought we would, I would love you more then I thought I ever could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I’ll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, future, and past, by the way you would look at me I know we will last.

A Little Something........
PROFILESANTA.COM Well friends,another year has come and is almost gone.I hope you all have a very HAPPY NEW YEARS celebration and if you drink please be safe and don't drive,if not for your sake then for someone Else's!There are too many accidents that could have been avoided because someone thinks that they have not had too much to drink and they get behind the wheel.EVEN ONE DRINK IS TOO MANY!!!PLEASE think of your fellow man/woman before getting behind the wheel. I ponder on the things of this pass year and some I wish I could change but most I am very happy to have the memories.I don't make new years resolutions because I don't believe in them for one thing and even if I did I could never keep one so why make it lol..I love all of you and wish for you nothing but love,happiness,peace and prosperity in the up coming year. I have my daughter and her boyfriend coming over tonight so I won't be back online this evening but I did want to wi

Thank You
I wanted to take this time to say Thank you to a few special people who was so thoughtful of thinking of me on my Birthday. (Lance)(Koalaluv)(Beasty)(Autigerz)(68BirdGuy)(Cos)(SSG Pete)(Maverick) It really meant alot to me :)

Funny Stories
Ok...put your hand out in front of you and make the "thumbs up" signal. And then suddenly hide your thumb inside your fist. Do this a few times. You've just learned to sign the message, "My basketball coach has no thumb." How do I know this? Well my wife and I signed our son up for little league basketball. The other night we took our son, who is five years old, to his very first basketball practice. The first thing I did was introduce myself to his basketball coach. He stuck out his hand and as I looked down to shake it, I immediately noticed that the dude was missing his thumb on his right hand! No problem...I was cool. I went right ahead and shook it without missing a step just like any other right-thinking polite American would do. I supressed the urge within me to say, "Dude! WTF happened to your thumb?" Yes, I supressed the urge to say that. Instead I looked him square in the eye as I gave him a firm handshake and told him it was a pleasure to meet him. I asked a few

The Sanctity...of "the Mass"..
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 Not Not weak...exhaustion do you smell the death? Not beaten...consumed can't you smell death? Not timid...constricted Not under the influence...starving Not judged...convicted... death in your face... you are blind Not insane...hungry...thirsty... you have never tasted thirst Validation is...denied The denial...is not valid Sit...as you cast dispersion...upon ...my free will. liars...hypcrites...sheep...herd... I will cast myself out...by my own hands... and when death comes...so be it...I welcome it... the unwelcome are sitting in the chair...of dispersion...built on lies & self adulation...lies & hypocrisy = blindness Read your book...Read your book...read your book ...outloud...i dare you... you're scared...you can't... I can...I will...I am not scared...I am...sickened...by your fears...cowards...LISTEN... "Let he who is without"sin"...cast the first stone" your book...not mine... your words...and your actions...conflict

Early Xxxmas Orgy Party
any hot ladies want some hot group action , you are welcome to come to my lady freinds party in travlers rest SC on dec 8th. She is a good freind of mine and i have attended the party for the alst two years and each time it was an incredible only. Sorry guys my freinds only wants me to bring more pettite hot ladies, we already have plenty of guys attending , if interested please feel free to leave me a private message

A Have To See!!!!
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster". The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren A Have to Read A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: La

Natural Highs!!!
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla, strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you . 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say som

Daily Crap And Stuff...lol
Whom do you consider a real friend? The people that say they are or the ones that don't but are there for you no matter what happens? To me...Real friends are people who care enough about ya to yell at ya if they havent heard from you in a while cause they are worried about your dumb ass...lol..I should know I get that alot cause I'm not on a lot anymore. The ones who call themselves friends well alot are but then you have the ones who claim that only when everything is going smooth...you know the type ...the fair weather friends. I miss my net friends that I have made on fubar...most have gone on and forgot me but its ok..life does go on you see...but the ones that remember me and care about me will always be first in my heart.... There was one person in particular that was as close to me as a sister, but things went wrong and drama started and that bond ended...I miss her. As for the guy in my life when I was on here before well lets just say he played a game and I los

A Word Of Advice
Ok I am many things.... An asshole(god knows everyone knows thats true), A misogynist(I do occasionally talk down to women), an egotist (I do believe that I am better than most) and an all out not nice guy, among so many other things. And god knows why I am explaining this, probably because I am drunk. I am not a racist. I have never been a racist, and most likely at my age I am not going to be a racist. Let me Repeat that in clear Letters: I, SEAN GIOVANNI, AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A RACIST. So let me put this in the simplest of terms to the few of you that got all fucking pissy about my Mexican comment in my BLOG. They were insane and in my business that is a good thing.You do not want a crowd to be tame.... How fucking boring would that be? I did not call the derogatory names, I did not make racial slurs. None of that all I said was in the crowd was 400 mexicans and they were insane. So I am going with this Statement..... If you do not like what I post on my fu

Falling In Love......
A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to join this site (thanks Rayne!) I can't believe that there is a site where there are so many friendly people I've made some great friends here and am having a gas. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. The Upper peninsula of Michigan is a cold desolate place in the winter and you will make it a hell of alot warmer and shorter for me. Now enough of the sentimental B.S. lets get it on!

Stories From The Road
Ok it has now been brought to my attention that while at Hooters Brow beating bottom feeders that I missed some funny things we said and did and Barry is bitching about. So during the how do you live with yourself comments, One of us busted out this Beauty," I mean seriously you would never give this mark the time of day. Seriously he could not get laid if he had a $100 bill taped to the end of his dick." But Barry proved something extremely important, No matter how much you beat a bottom feeder they still do what you tell them. So after last call Barry wants another beer and tells us that he bets us he can get Moron to give him another one. He calls her over..."Hey I want another beer." "Its past call," she murmurs. I point out that at two beers for the price of the big ones she owes him one. She still says no I call bullshit.... Barry breaks out this beauty... "You get me another one if you can and I pay alot for it." And sure enough the bottom feeder returns with his beer. He pays

Don't Walk Away
Confrontation ain’t your thing You say that laying blame won’t do no good now So before you go and say goodbye And move on with your life I wish you would somehow Give me a reason to believe That everything you’re gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ain’t worth fighting for Slam the door, yell out loud Don’t hold it in, let it out Put me down, put up a fight I can be wrong, you can be right Just get mad, is that too much to ask But, don’t walk away, walk away like that Don’t walk away, walk away like that Kicking me in the teeth would be better than leaving me untouched So try Cause all the words we never say The wars unwaged have started stacking up So high There may not be a way to make you Wanna stay and try to save our love But if it can’t be like it was before Give me a reason to believe That everything you’re gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ain’t worth fighting for

Knight
To love is to give the one you care for all your heart and soul. when you walk the beach with the one you love think of those that walked it before you and the love they felt for the one they loved and the way the waves were comeing in that night the mood was set for true love! think about that when you are on the beach with the one you love!!!!!

Come Join Me In Some Fun
i am new to the site, i have put up a few pictures and i would like for you guys to rate my pictures and give me some pointers on how to meet people and manage my page....THANK YOU KINDLY..

Misc Fun Stuff
Troubleshooting Beer For all of you beer lovers, like me.... SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMP

A Poet And Didnt Know It!
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

Protectorsz
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Excep

Why Do We Use Light?
why do we use light? By: Drew Miller(sonic) why do we use light? is it cause it reminds us of something specile, or something we are atached to? mybe its be cuse we want to seethe beuty of all things around us. i for one use light for all the above. love to me is like a fire , keep it burning and there is light. like a light bulb, cut the power,the fule and its lights out. but if you return power , add a log and stir the coals the light comes back bright and strong. when i need light, i look to the stars and see all the light i need. whene i see a girl with a bright smile, i see the stars light here on earth and think how many people see things the way i do? to sit by a fireand see candle lights in the distence coming to join my light. as they get near, i see star that have lost there light. the ones with lightask me to relight what light has been lost. i tell them they must put out there lights and return to town in witch they came. all do as i ask as the stars rest b

Our Fallen
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Exc

Final Attack
This is a "real piece of me" write... this happened in 1994...and the son of a bitch finally went to prison for it. Please rate my blog and leave me comments! This piece is soon to be published in a colaborative effort put together by M Greene, and the proceeds will go to promote the fight against Domestic Violence. The Final Attack You hiding it from me Stuck in your disease Think I couldn't see The monster you released I knew something wrong Never stayin home for long Recreational drugs no fun Never playin in the sun Leavin me alone as one And when I decided I was done Then you turned to smokin crack Slippin around behind my back Talkin shit and shootin smack Then came the final attack Smashin in my face Blood all over the place My front teeth smashed in On my blood I'm choking Lips bleeding and broken From the crack you smoking But your cop Daddy won't fail And brother cop will post bail To

Tell Me What You Think!!!
I want you to tell me what you really think of me and how much I mean to you!!! I will do the same in return!!! The Holidays are here and I feel that everyone is gonna want to feel loved or atleast cared for or liked in some way!! So get to typing and Ill send ya some love back!!!

Shadow Walker
There are those who prefer the light, And there are those who prefer the dark I guess you could say I prefer the shadows It’s a dangerous business Being a shadow walker, my friend Dangerous business indeed I’m on the borderline The threshold always in my mind A balance beam’s width My only support Don’t stray too far Be careful not to fall Think twice before each step There’s no going back Just forward Follow the straightaway I can do what I wish The line doesn’t limit It just guides me To what I see My truth, and only mine The light lies on my right And the darkness my left I mustn’t stray I mustn’t lose myself Because shadows disappear In the darkness And the light a gift to the shadow walker Shadow Walker One who walks the line between light and dark, with no ties to either side. With no morals or emotions clouding their judgment, a Shadow Walker is able to accomplish tasks and solve problems in the most efficient and logical way. Shadow

A Friend
A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?

Nervious
back in 1999 i was woke up on the middle of the night to a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend it was 3 in the mornibng and she was bleeding really bad from her fave and then i noticed she had no bottom lip. he bite it off while beating the poor girl sensless well he saw me answer the door and his words to me were "come on hero i'll fuckin kill you too". naturaly me being a marine my response was lets play baby we began fighting and it was a long long battle he never felt a punch or kick that i landed on him. somehow we both fell and broke my right arm snapping my radius bone in half. he said i got you now bitch but i said guess again and we kept fighting me with one arm till he heard the cops coming and he ran. he wasnt caught till the next day but thats moving a little fast for now. the girl and i went to the hospitol dise by side in the ambulance and thats when i found out that her boyfriend was high on crack well when we got to the hospitol she got a brand new lip a

Buy Me A Mistletoe Pleaseeeee
hey friends all you male lover want to bes want to impress me buy me a mistle toe... its easy just copy and paste this link order me a bunch of mistletoe...dont buy me drinks or gifts just mistletoe kisses mmmm come luv me with kisses http://fubar.com/blog/147861/619637

I Am A Shadow Walker
I am the Shadow-Walker. On the spirit plane, there's an abyss. I've been trying to stop you all falling in. Maybe you think I'm a creature of the light Some days, you're hovering on the edge, When the pain in your heart's like a kick in the shin. Or then, a denizen of the night Other times, you're far from the depths, Forgetting the danger you were in. But I am a guardian of twilight Can't you see how much you've got? Even when you feel like throwing life in the bin. I'm only trying to do what's right I feel like a voodoo doll; Your pain is a pin- I won't let you slip without a fight Your anger and sadness Drive it deeper in. I strive so hard to keep you where it's bright, But I am doomed for the half-light

Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!

Shadow Walker
I am a shadow... Gliding across the earth... No one can see me... But I'm there. I slip right past you... My touch... A soft carress... That haunts you... In your dreams. My kiss... Is cold on your skin... But light as air. I am a shadow... You can't see me. I am the shadow... Who is as gentle... And as soft... As air. Silently, with an unproud spirit she stands within her place. A joy to those who know her heart, They also see her grace. She is overshadowed By the boastful braggart talker She quietly just bows her head For she is Shadow Walker. Shadow Walker excels in life and love For she weighs out the truth. I am glad I know this Shadow Walker The epitome of youth Time will go by year by year And this I know she will find Hope and love from up above With a wonderful peace of mind.

I Am On Ainews.com
first let me say I love www.AINEWS.com , Steve Nelson is a cool cat and his website deserves major kudos, I just got the pleasure of meeting a new writer (Rebecca Anderson)at that wonderful site and she was kind enough to write a story about me. Now I don't usually use real names but she signs it that way on her article so I guess this should be fine. Below is her page and a link to the article, so add her and read away http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54865021 article http://www.ainews.com/story/12596/ please check it out and the rest of the site, below is Steve's myspace page for adding as well http://www.myspace.com/readainews now for the long version of story, in question answer format, I ramble quite a bit hence why it was condensed but here it goes, oh and I think I typo'd quite abit so extra praise to Freaky Tiki (Rebecca) for making me look better WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO FOR THOSE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY? ARE

My Leg
Well, I went to a new doctor today. He's the head Dermatologist and after seeing him today, I so wish that I had been able to see him from the start a few months back. First, for the many of you who are not aware of what I'm even talking about regarding my leg, I have had a problem with my leg (originally both legs) since the end of May. Hence, the reason for no leg pics in my albums for many months! :P It started out as Erythema Nodosum (inflammation of the deep tissue of the leg). My left leg cleared up but my right leg got worse and swelled really bad, to the point that I was having to stay off of it with my leg propped up and taking the major pain killers. After about 3 months, my doctor told me that he was referring me to a dermatologist because he had exhausted all he knew on me and didn't want to waste anymore of my time. (He's a great doctor but a family practicioner.) So, I started seeing a new Derm. who began me on new meds (that were very scary!) of which I have been tak

My World
i just wanted to my friends & family know that i am sorry for not being on much lately. i suffer with major depresion and the past week its been getting worse. i am hoping that in a few days i will be back to my old self. thank you all for understanding. dolphin this holiday season is going to be very hard on me. i get to go see my youngest son the day after Christmas and have an overnight visit with him and i cant wait. on the 27th there will be a meeting and that is when we will tell my son that he is going to be placed in long term foster care until he turns 18 (he is 16 now) and we go to court on jan 10th. i found all this out today about what is happening on the visit and the court date and it has been weighing heavy on my heart. i just needed to get this out in some way. thank you all for reading this a mothers ramblings. dolphin as a few on here know i have been trying to get my youngest son back.(for a year now). he was put in foster care because of something his dad d

Let Me Handle The Rumors
NO I AM NOT DEAD!...... I am very much alive...and I would like to appologize to the jackasses that got my passwords and fucked with all my accounts.... my fubar myspace yahoo were all hacked into..... these accounts are mine again.... and once again I am very much alive....

News, Deals, Etc. Etc.
Hey Everyone! I hope everyone is doing well. I don't get a chance to actually write to all of you, but I appreciate all of the comments, etc. The reason I am posting this bulletin is because I am considering offering some part-time child care on the weekends to make some extra money. I have a large home, no pets, and plenty of toys..lol..my back still hurts from picking them all up..lol Anyway, if anyone is interested let me know. For the record, I don't do drugs, rarely drink anymore(New Years does not count..lol) and have a clean record. I am also certified in First Aid/CPR with over 6 years of direct care experience. Also, for those of you who are interested in Mary Kay, I am putting in my last order before Christmas December 10th to ensure everyone gets those important gifts. If you have things that you would like to purchase, keep in mind I am giving people a $10 off a $25 order gift certificate for referrals. I am also giving the people whom you refer the same gift ce

Infinity And The Aleph Numbers
in·fin·i·ty Pronunciation: in-'fi-n&-tE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1 a : the quality of being infinite b : unlimited extent of time, space, or quantity : BOUNDLESSNESS 2 : an indefinitely great number or amount 3 a : the limit of the value of a function or variable when it tends to become numerically larger than any preassigned finite number b : a part of a geometric magnitude that lies beyond any part whose distance from a given reference position is finite c : a transfinite number (as aleph-null) 4 : a distance so great that the rays of light from a point source at that distance may be regarded as parallel As found at wikipedia.com The infinity symbol 8 in several typefaces.The word infinity comes from the Latin infinitas or "unboundedness." It refers to several distinct concepts (usually linked to the idea of "without end" or "bigger than the biggest thing you can think of") which arise in philosophy, mathematics, and theology. In popular usa

Him
Want to run away, but I always seem to follow me... Miss him, need him, love him, want to get on a ladder and smack some sense into him! It's that kind of a day....I'm feeling sorry for myself... Why did the post office lose my address when I was waiting for the rule book on men to come??? WTF is wrong with men anyway? Why can't they see the women who love them as people worth cherishing??? Even my male cat keeps meowing for my attention and the minute I pay attention ro him he leaves... Sometimes I hate MEN!!

Airbourne
I recently discovered a band from roadrunner records. The name of the band is Airbourne. They have a new album coming out in January. The album is "Runnin Wild". The band is from Australia. They kick ass. I have 3 videos from the opcoming album in my stash. I highly recommend you listen to "RUNNIN WILD FREE" & " DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH".You will not be dissapointed

I Need To Vent!
RushN'Roses@fubar.com #936945=Artens Milkani Artens Milkani : wish u were not invisible ~*~ Kat ~*~ : well I feel like it Artens Milkani : that's fine Artens Milkani : i tri4d to become friend Artens Milkani : you , i guess , have more inportantthings to do Artens Milkani : good luck girl ~*~ Kat ~*~ : dont do that ~*~ Kat ~*~ : I did something stupid ~*~ Kat ~*~ : and I am paying for it now ~*~ Kat ~*~ : I didnt mean to hurt anyone...ignore anyone Artens Milkani whatever you didi will not judge you, period ~*~ Kat ~*~ : I know how that feels Artens Milkani : you were never for me Artens Milkani : so, keep your friendship up, and that's it ~*~ Kat ~*~ : Im sorry...I didnt know I was so freakin important to anyone Artens Milkani : it's ok ~*~ Kat ~*~ : I'm sitting here in tears and can hardly see Artens Milkani : you will not lose nothing Artens Milkani : but now that you know... dont throw away the importance of someone showing you, som friendship Artens Milkani :

Music
Its that time again. Traumatic Thursdays starts at 7pm eastern tonight on Cage Rattle Radio!Freddie will be giving away FREE tickets to to our upcoming Spring 2008 tour with Three Days Grace and SeetherSo click the banner to head over to CageRattleRadio.com and click listen live for the chance to win a pair of tickets to our show!Also, add the CageRattle Radio Myspace here to know about these events ahead of time:Cage Rattle Myspace Attention Listeners!!Freddie (Breaking Benjamin's Road Manager) continues hosting his own show on CageRattleRadio which started last Thursday and runs every Thursday from here on out. The show starts at 7pm eastern and since as most of you know we are an internet radio station so anyone can tune in from all over the world. That means TELL YOUR FRIENDS, just keep reposting this bulletin.Make sure you tune in, you never know what Freddie is going to say, who might call into the show, or what he might want to give away to the listeners. Its simple, at 7pm est

Reunited With My Kids After 5 Yrs
I finally after 5yrs I was reunited with my children. At first I was really upset and ready to cry because it was hard for me to see them after so long. The first couple seconds were rough but I pulled myself together to be strong for the kids...they looked so great and they were just smiling and excited as I was, especially my daughter Bryana. I didnt want the moments with them to end so i talked to them as much as possible. I only got about a half hour with them but i was so relieved to have that! I felt like i was on cloud 29..so excited that i couldnt even sleep later that night...i was wondering for the last 5yrs how they sounded and how they were and now I know how they are...The best feeling in the world is feeling your kids put their arms around you and be glad that you are there! I just have to thank god so much for the second chance with my kids! And of course their Father who made it possible....It was the best!

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Just Me.
I just wanted to let everyone know, that my yahoo screen name got hacked, and I don't know who did it, I can't get on my myspace anymore because that was my e-mail to sign on with. my new screen name is screaming_eagles_babe101@yahoo.com If it messed with anyone elses phone or e-mails, i am truely sorry. But I had nothing to do with it. Everyone have a Merry Christmas. ~Ambur~ I went there today, I went to the cross where Travis laid and where my life ended. A new chevron sign is up and the cross was leaning surrounded by weeds... I went there and I sat. I sat on the rocks with my paintbrush in hand. I painstakingly painted in the letters that Justin carved so long ago. The letters that we all carved with our agony and tears. I painted them blue. I painted them so people would know who he was and see the one life that ended and the many that were ruined. I painted them blue because he's a dad, and dad's always like blue-it's their color. I painted them his b

Christmas Tree.
Just wanted to take a few moments to wish every one at fubar: My Rate Spankers, family, friends and fans a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Here's to a great 2009! For those of you who have children or just want to have a little fun, you can track Santa's travels with Norad. Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com

Fu-wife!!!!!!!!
i hve decided that in one hour today is gonna be the deadline for the fu-wife thing.....one hour after this blog has been posted i will decide the winner and let u know Hey ladies.....im lookin for someone to be my Fu-Wife.....now its not gonna be that simple.....there r certain qualities im looking for.... 1) u have to be good lookin 2) u cant be a bitch 3) u cant have another Fu- anything 4) u must have a badass personality 5) u must have quite a few pics (at least 20) 6) u have to be real with me thats about it....i will announce the winner in another bulliten next friday......so send me comments or messages or anything u think will win u the right to be my Fu-wife...........let the games begin!!!!!!

Ronpaul2008.com
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Always Love You
Before I met you, I was badly hurt from relationships that fell apart, I didn't wanna live no more I just wanted an end, I thought nothing could cure me, My heart would never mend. You walked into my problems and made them go away, I didn't wanna be with you, 'Cause I thought you'd hurt me someday. I gave you a chance to see if that was true, But something was different and you were something new. Now, I know what your love is truly about, your sweet, honest, and loveable, something I can't live without. I hope that this love will last, Because you know I'll always love you, I hope we'll never part, because I know you love me too...

Wwe Wrestling Fans
i have started a wwe wrestling fans lounge its been rocking every night since i made it the 19th of november. we got tons of wrestlers entrance theme music and wrestlers videos to watch plus a great group of wrestling fans. click on jeff hardy he loves to play ruff, check out my wrestling lounge below

Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.

Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G

Mii $hiit
Life without you is cold I wish I had you here to hold Ever since you left me I've been so alone I see you watching me wheneva your around But instead of looking back at you I look at the ground,or i look awy, knowing your bitch ass won't stay (Yeah and I know your scared of commitment!) I can't live a day without thinking bout you, you still controll my thoughts and actions(NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY THOUGH) without you knowing it. I really miss you, but im gonna try and move on and love someone else who actually deserves it. If we were meant to be together then it will happen, but obviously were not so im not gonna spend my time waiting for you because your not worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH ALWAYZ AND FOREVER XOXO MUCHO BESOS Emotions Spread like sunshine touching down to the ground as flowers blom to celebrate the love that goes through you. The warmth spreads from your heart to your fingertips as you c

St. Peter's Spicy Christmas!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!

Journal 11/29/2007
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My Thoughts
In life, it is so easy to forget the small things that are so important. We instinctively focus on the bad. If we could all, for just a moment, step out and away from ourselves, and just be thankful for the simple things that we have been given, it would make such a huge difference in our lives. We all make mistakes, we all have heartaches, but it can only make us stronger. Live for the future, don't live in the past. Take every waking moment and live life like there will be no tomorrow. There is only so much that can bring you down yet so much more that can bring you back again.

Martial Law In A Nutshell--15 Questions
Martial Law in a Nutshell--15 Questions By Mary Maxwell, Ph.D. Online Journal Contributing Writer http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/printer_160.shtml Nov 9, 2005, 00:21 1. Q: Is it likely that martial law is imminent in the U.S.? A: Yes. The way has been partially cleared for it legally by the Homeland Security Act, that 'grandfathered in' the whole of a secret 1979 executive order dealing with emergency rule. One legal hurdle to martial law still remains, namely, the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which explicitly forbids soldiers to participate in domestic law enforcement. However, Congress could easily annul the Posse Comitatus Act, and is being pressured by the attorney general and the Pentagon to do just that. 2. Q: What is martial law? A: In popular usage, martial law means that some or all civil liberties are suspended. For example, there could be a curfew, which would prevent people from exercising their normal liberty to walk around after 9 p.m. Legally,

My Poems
Can I dance with you in the moonlight? Forever in your arms. That’s the place I want to be. Can I dance with you in the rain? And you never let me go? For it’s a place I will never want to leave. Can I dance with you in the sunlight? And forget all my troubles. Because of the safty I feel in your arms. Can I dance with you under the stars? In you strong capable arms. Protected from the world around me. Can we dance for the rest of our lives? Hardly leaving each other’s sides. Hand in hand as we dance through life togeather. A poem for my hunny Ryan Craig I want to cry. Let all the hurt go. I want to cry. To release the sorrow. I want to cry. To see if it will help me feel better. I want to cry. Because I have no joy. I want to cry. Because I don't feel whole. I want to cry. For I feel lost. I want to cry. Maybe it will help me get over you. Why do you hide and run? Was it because we were getting close? Maybe you need to get over it. Become a man and

Myspace
Hi, I kind of find this website a little confusing.... I have links over links so I am not going to be on here much.... I'm not able to see much on here. If you'd like to chat I'm on Myspace http://www.myspace.com/boobsbusiness

This One Makes Me Cry
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.. His glasses went flyi ng, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys ar

Beautiful Poem
This was created for me by my friend Robert. "Special eyes of a friend" Bright and sparkling Perfect in every way Beyond all description Portals into your heart Blazing and brilliant Full of sweetness Compassion abounds So clear and like mirrors Shimmering and glimmering Painting a special picture Sensitive, caring and kind Just like two perfect flowers Intense and warm Twin eternal flames flickering Love and compassion alive in them Showing life's greatest pleasures Gazing into them brings thoughts Of a very special lady One of kind miracle A very special friend

Lissahh's Thoughts...
Sometimes you find that one song or one artist that really gets you right in your soul. Sometimes it's the entire album.. not one bad song.. every song has a deep meaning to you. It's so deep you're in awe every time you hear it. Amazed that someone could be so talented. So deep. So full of powerful energy that you can't stop listening to them. You keep playing it over and over and even when it's overplayed by radio standards, you still get the same feeling you had the first time it hit you. It's like a drug. Overtaking your mind for the 4 minutes it plays. It changes your entire mood even if only for those 4 minutes, but hopefuly longer. If you are lucky enough to find this music, embrace it. I'm not talking about that one song on the radio that's cool at first then it's overplayed til you hate the artist. Commercial crap is okay.. don't get me wrong.. but I'm not talkin that.. I'm talkin the true artists. The real singers n poets. Not the bullshit studio*only*can't*perfor

Son
christian just crawled into his bouncy seat, sat up, and clapped his hands smiling... aint that the cutest thing you ever heard a proud parent say about their youngin? lol... well im outta here... going to go shoot some ducks.. lol my son is sick and all he wants to drink is milk. the milk wont stay down. what can i do to get him to drink something other than milk and keep it down?? i am worried about my son.

My Beloved Monster
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels My Beloved Monster and Me We go everywhere together. Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean My Beloved Monster is tough! If she wants she will distroy you. But if you lay her down for a kiss, Her little heart it could explode. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean La La La La La La La La

Christmas Poem (nsfw)
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I

Your Lucky Day In Hell
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand and then she finally gave birth years go by still i don't know who shall inherit this earth and no one will know my name until it's on a stone this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell waking up with an ugly face winston churchhill in drag looking for a new maternal embrace another tired old gag am i just a walking bag of chewed up dust and bones this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell father theresa you can't make me into you i never wanna be like you why can't you see it's me you know it's time to let me go this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell

40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must

Talk About Real Love!!
I just read an article in this week's People magazine about retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner. She has to been married to her husband for 54 years, and retired a few years ago to take care of her husband who has been disgnosed with Alzheimer's disease 17 years ago. (So you can imagine it is pretty progressed) The article indicates he is at the stage where he has not really recognized her for awhile, and yet she continues to go visit him regularly. The article was about another little old lady in the assisted living facility that he lives in that he has fallen for. It described how when Sandra goes to visit her husband, the other lady sits with them and holds his hand, etc. And that she has accepted that he does not know SHE is his wife and that at least in this dark part of his life, he can have some sort of small piece of happiness. But she continues to visit him!! Imagine what that must be like for her. And yet her love for him is so strong that she just wants him to

Weekend
IT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND.. JUST ONE MORE DAY, I AM HOPEIING TO GET MY CHRISTMAS TREE TOMARROW, GOT MOST OF ALL THE OTHER DECORATEING DONE. I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED. I LOVE CHRISTMAS, IT IS A LITTLE STRESSFUL BECAUSE OF THE MONEY IT TAKES TO BUY FOR ALL THE KIDS BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT WHEN YOU WATCH THEIR FACES CHRISTMAS MORNING AS THEY RIP THEM ALL OPEN!!! I HOPE EVRYONE OUT THERE IN FUBAR LAND HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY AND ONE KICK ASS NEW YEAR...

Party Time!!!
As my profile states I live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. We are currently experiencing an all time record flood. The Cedar River runs right the center of town and divides the East and West ends of town. Flood stage for the river is 18 feet. The highest flood on record was 20 feet in 1929, currently the river is at 20.23 feet and is predicted to crest at 24.5 feet. We are also waiting for thunderstorms tonight and all day tomorrow that are expected to bring an additional 1-3 inches of rain. I have created a photo album named Flood 2008 I have uploaded pics from today and will continue to upload more pictures of this historic flood. If anyone is interested in more information about this flood you can go to www.kcrg.com or www.gazetteonline.com i was walking to work and crossing the little side street just past kwik shop on blairsferry and center point road a guy came to the stop sign and stop then while i was right in front of the car he started going hit me and keep going thats when i r

Kentucky
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN Kentucky: Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR FR

Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now he’s bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way I’m not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and it’s more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I

Copperheads
EVER HAD THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE NEXT BIG THING?? WELL HERE IT IS. COPPERHEADS LOUNGE & BAR, WHERE THE LIQUOR IS ALWAYS FLOWING, THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS BLARING, AND THE PEOPLE WILL SHOW YOU A LOT OF LOVE. NOW THE STAFF OF COPPERHEADS IS FILLED WITH SOME SEXY LIL LADIES, SO YOU GUYS WILL LOVE IT, AND FOR YOU LADIES, JUST THINK, LOTS OF GUYS RUNNING AROUND.. YOUR CHANCES ARE LOOKING GREAT!! *wink* SO CLICK THE BANNER AND WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN!! YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, AND YOU STILL AREN'T THERE, WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD??? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THE NEW HOTSPOT OF FUBAR, COPPERHEADS LOUNGE. YOUR CONCIENCE TELLS YOU SO. STOP TYPING FOR JUST A MOMENT AND LISTEN TO IT!!.......SEE!!! HAHA Click Here To Join The Fun!!! I PERSONALLY PROMISE YOU AN EXCELLENT TIME!! CHEERS!

Queen Of The Wrecking Ball!
The legendary Candye Kane is returning to the Northwest tomorrow night!!!! She will be playing in Bellingham at the Wild Buffalo...tix are $12! The show starts at 8pm with Baby Gramps opening!!! If I can pull the tix moolah outta my ass in the next two days, I will be there!!!! Check her out....she's SOO kick ass! www.candyekane.com www.myspace.com/candyekaneband

Life8
It has been a long day and it is only noon. What does that mean exactly? I took my 15 year old son to his appointment to meet with the therapist. Not something he was wanting to do but it was needed. He got really mad when he saw that he had to fill out some forms and then when his Dad showed up, it made him even madder. So he filled out the form saying yes to everything instead of really filling it out. I told the therapist that. He did not want to talk to her so Peter and i talked to her alone and then Anthony talked to her by himself and even though he said it was a waste of time, I do think it accomplished something. He was mad walking out of the hospital and it was a very long appointment, 2 hours! I told him I would not talk to him as long as he kept on acting rude to me. So we got in the car. Peter got in his and he went back to work. Most of the ride home was in silence but then Anthony just started talking to me normal. He seemed to get out of his angry mood

Stuff
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I can "pop" just about every joint I have. My body will probably rebel against this one day! 2- I am pretty sure I am addicted to silly games like The Sims and any kind of build your own type of thing...IE Monopoly Tycoon, Rise of Nations, Age of Empires...etc etc... 3- I will never outgrow funky outfits and makeup even if it makes me look like a total fucktard! Screw ya I like it :P 4-I chew gum ALL THE TIME....even when Im sleeping, smoking, drinking, but not when Im eating. Gum of choice...Extra Polar Ice! 5-I love shoes but hate wearing them...I probably own about 40 different pair and only wear one pair of fl

Funny Shit
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

You've Been Tagged!
Rules: Each Player of this game starts by writing 6 weird habits or things about themselves. The people who get tagged need to blog their own 6 weird things or habits as well as state the rules clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment in their comment section that says that they are tagged and that tells them to read your blog section. 1. i eat ice almost constantly. don't know why...just some wierd oral fixation...I LOVE CRUNCHING ICE! yummy :P 2. i can't help but be lonely and totally anti-social at the same time. why is it that i yearn for closeness, yet shut myself away from everyone i know? 3. i enjoy watching porn. 4. nothing makes me happier than making people happy. 5. i fear growing old more than i do death. 6. instead of singing the words...i'll sing the guitar parts of songs.

Cowboy
A REAL COWBOY An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." Every part of a cowboy's outfit has a purpose.Ev

Crash Bandicoot Warped
I did! http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1216328607 My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didn’t remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, “He didn’t even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldn’t get it in anyway at all.” I started laughing and said, “Sometimes it might work better that way for him.” Son said, “Mom, you aren’t supposed to be talking t

One Wish...
I'm lookin at you lookin at me souls intertwined lost as can be no one else around there is no sound but two hearts beat as one you take a deep breath mine is gone warmth of our bodies together your strength my soft touch never wanna let go no words spoken yet so much is said Fantasy fills our minds is it yours or is it mine pleasure all over and throughout kisses are delicious passion is no doubt my body is trembling with every touch pulsating muscles wrapped around you nibbling my bottom lip no way are we through grabbing the sheets posting against the wall can't get enough i want it all close my eyes when your deep inside arching my back tightening my thighs bodies glistening with sweat you got me all warm & wet with one arm you pull me up i wrap my legs around and you grab my hips for a good pump nails in your back my hand thru your hair a kiss on the neck

Dragonforce!
I love this band Dragonforce!.....They totally kick ass on guitars an their vids rock too!...You should check out their LP:Inhuman Rampage.....Ya can't miss with it,I promise!....Rock on dudes an dudettes!....Much love!

My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)

December Celebrations
ANCIENT BRAZIL: Brazilian archaeologists have found an assembly of 127 granite blocks arranged equidistant from each other. They apparently form an ancient astronomical observatory. One of the stones marked the position of the sun at the time of the winter solstice and were probably used in religious rituals. ANCIENT EGYPT: The god-man/savior Osiris died and was entombed on DEC-21. "At midnight, the priests emerged from an inner shrine crying 'The Virgin has brought forth! The light is waxing" and showing the image of a baby to the worshipers." ANCIENT GREECE: The winter solstice ritual was called Lenaea, the Festival of the Wild Women. In very ancient times, a man representing the harvest god Dionysos was torn to pieces and eaten by a gang of women on this day. Later in the ritual, Dionysos would be reborn as a baby. By classical times, the human sacrifice had been replaced by the killing of a goat. The women's role had changed to that of funeral mourners and observers of the bi

Tips For Flirting
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive — it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth beca

Rants
PART ONE ok, so I have been on this site awhile now and it never seems to amaze me on childish mentality of people on here. Maybe I am not getting the full FUBAR experience because I refuse to pay money to this site. Maybe it is because does it really matter if I am a FUBAR FRESHMEAT or a FUBAR FUBERLORD? What do you get in the end besides a lighter bank account? Everyone keeps telling me (like I don't already know) that I need to do a salute to level up. DUHHHHH!!!! If I cared about all of this and wanted to level up I would have done so months ago. I have my face pics private for a reason (see PART TWO for more on pics). Why would I want to do a salute and put it out there? Come on people get over it! Why don't you actually try to get to know the people on here instead of begging random stangers for "Bombing on your contest pic" The winner gets what? A FUBAR keg? Whooo freaking doooo! Unless someone is delivering a nice frosty cold keg to my front door, I could care les

Holiday Lovin Part 2
Ok, I have this one on my profile too...lol..but it has some pretty funky search options for gifts...so get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D

Me
often enough my friends and family will ask or say that i am emotionaly disturbed. well i am going to tell you why. I am a 24 year old mother of 3, and what do i have to show for it. I dont have a family just 3 kids i am struggling to support and take care of. My husband left me along with just about everyother guy i meet and date, and if they dont just leave some how or another i push them away. I dont mean to push them away it just happens. I feel lonely alot, the few friends i had i stupily alienated cuz of my husband. I find it hard to make new friends cuz i have no way around except my own 2 feet. It is impossible to meet new people when you cant even pay rent. I think maybe i found someone and now i am afraid i am pushing him too hard. i dont mean to it just happens. I am starving for attention so bad i dont know what to do. I just want some people who actually care about me too and i dont just mean in a relationship way. I need friendship, love, support and a good j

Quotes I Like
"No matter how rare true love may be, it is less so then true friendship!" "The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt." "No matter how big the world is, if we are meant to be together, love will lead us to be together."

Politics
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A small sign that asked customers to order in English at a famous cheesesteak shop was never meant to be offensive, the shop's owner testified Friday at a hearing to decide whether the policy was discriminatory. Joe Vento, the owner of Geno's Steaks, defended his policy before the Philadelphia Commission on Human Relations, which filed the discrimination complaint. "This country is a melting pot, but what makes it work is the English language," Vento told the commission. "I'm not stupid. I would never put a sign out to hurt my business." Vento posted two small signs in October 2005 at his shop in a diverse South Philadelphia neighborhood, telling customers, "This is America: When ordering please speak English.'" He said Friday that he posted the sign because of concerns over the debate on immigration reform and the increasing number of people from the area who could not order in English. But he said he also wanted to keep the line moving at his busy store.

Please Pretty Pretty Please!!!
Show this woman some love rate and comment her... Get her the VIP she deserves!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=266854&albumid=707759&i=245323120 First one to 20000 comments get a free VIP!!! SO please Rate her picture and Comment it too!!! Pretty please!!! She really deserves it!!! Thank you Sooo much!!!

Rich Powers
Everyone has their own ideas of what makes their partner sensuous...to me it is definitely a woman's nipples. I consider them a true barometer in determining how good the experience will be...if they are responsive to touching, kissing and sucking then I know she is aroused and will enjoy what is to follow. Breast size is not a factor...some of the sexiest women I have ever been with had very small breasts but nipples like bullets that literally rose to the occasion. By the same token a woman with larger breasts can also be blessed with very sensitive nipples and that is a bonus. It is just like penises...a long thick one that doesn't get rock hard isn't really a turn-on for women...is it? Wouldn't you prefer a penis that responds to the touch by getting very hard and thick? I thought so! Perhaps it is just a fetish of mine but when I'm with a woman with hard sensitive nipples I am more inclined to spend much more time engaging in foreplay including oral attention to the rest of

Bus Stop Boxer
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels I don't miss where I came from But each night I dream about being back home When I wake up in the morning I'm too tired, tired of being alone So I get up and go downtown And pick me out a little piece of ground Where I can prove something to the world I can prove something to the world Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Daddy put us in the truck and Dropped us off and said good luck, then One lucky kid waiting for the bus Made a winner out of one of us Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Going down by the railroad tracks, where People know that they better not relax I'm the man, baby, I am the man This is where I can make you understand I'm the bus stop boxer Don't look at me X2

Deleted Once Again...
This is the 3rd time i have been deleted this year and I can't figure out who or why its being done. Everytime I get to level 20..BOOM!..no more account. Can someone tell me what the hell I can do? I hide...but I guess its not enough.

Just Passin Thru
I'm still alive and kickin I have just been busy with work and my sons and getting through the holidaze .... I'm still country as cornbred and raising my cornfed sons lol .... I miss hanging out around here but maybe next year I will be able to communicate more... Take Care everyone and Merry Friggin Christmas!! *Big Hugs and Flinging Kisses* Suzanne My sons dad has joined the Army at 36 yrs old, no worries he is in excellent shape and will show the young ones how its done, this means I get to retain ownership of the place we bought when we were together. Which means I will be saving money by not paying rent but probably spending it all repairing the house once I move back in. This does not mean I am back with their father I dont see that happnening. I Dropped my bf for turning out to be a Friggin Loser, something I have no time or emotion to waste on. I could rant on about that but I won't, I will get my sons full time (YAY) and they are the most special men in my life. If I'm s

Completely Random
I'm not easy to offend, so a NSFW mumm is not going to scare me away. If you want to scare me away, use grammar that makes my head hurt or use text speak! Seriously, how hard is it to read something before you hit the post button? Is typing Y-O-U that much harder than U? I don't expect everything to be written on the level of an English major, but if it's obvious that you just typed and hit submit, I will skip over it! If I post a mumm and people want to get stupid in the comments, who cares! I know that the nature of the internet is that some people have nothing better to do than rip on others and they are so insecure in their real lives that sitting in the comfort of their own home behind a monitor and keyboard makes them feel big and bad. In a way, when I see crap like that, I feel sorry for the person because they obviously have nothing better to do than find people to rip on! Just shy of 30, I have finally figured out a small piece of my life. I'm tired of thinking I can

No Title
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.

Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Pammi's Blog
Well i'm new here to fubar not use to how it work's i was told it is simular to myspace but better.Well i do not have pic's up on my page but i will soon i promise but hope to make alot of new friend's here on fubar.So far from what i have seen of this site it is cool so have a good one everybody.

True Love
My heart will eventually find a partner, whether its in the shadows of the city or in the penthouse overlooking it. -legacy A harsh breeze whistles in my doorway. I gotta fix that damn window...now to start the daily ritual. Coffee...check. Start the shower...check. Get todays clothes out...check. Who would have known that such a normal day could bring something so extraordinary. As I emerge from my solitary, I cover up. It's starting to get a little cold. The crisp, caffeinated winds mirrors my newfound disposition. Waiting for a route to the daily destination, wasn't as bad as it usually is. A free seat....don't mind if I do. We approach the next stop, and I see an elderly couple running to catch the bus. I hit the button, to give them a fighting chance...oddly enough the bus driver waited. Hhmmm, human beings exist after all. This is where I saw true love at its finest. In a grimy, cold, public bus. Not the penthouse at the Ritz, or a fancy restaurant in Paris. I could still see

Online Love? Is It Possible?
Does anyone know if there are any decent, honest people (besides me, lol) looking for romance online? In the last week, one guy told me I had promised not to talk to other men and I had disappointed him and he loves me (I responded to one email saying 'ok, I would like to get to know you' and am sure I never promised such a thing). Another guy after sending me roses, seriously pursuing me, and getting me to fall for him tells me he was robbed and needs money-- well it's kinda ok cuz I don't have any so if he's just scamming me it ain't gonna work. But the fact remains....guy #2 has hurt me tremendously. And there are at least 6 others in my inbox expressing their interest in me...I can't believe any of it at this point. I have to wonder what they want out of me. I guess I should have known better than to trust in others. Going to jump into the ocean now....lol.

For Mommies
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows

Santa's Many Faces
Five minutes before the Winter Solstice circle was scheduled to begin, my mother called. Since I'm the only one in our coven who doesn't run on Pagan Standard Time, I took the call. Half the people hadn't arrived, and those who had wouldn't settle down to business for at least twenty minutes. "Merry Christmas, Frannie." "Hi, Mom. I don't do Christmas." "Maybe not--but I do, so I'll say it." she told me in her sassy voice, kind of sweet and vinegary at the same time. "If I can respect your freedom of religion, you can respect my freedom of speech." I grinned and rolled my eyes. "And the score is Mom -one, Fran - nothing. But I love you, anyway." People were bustling around in the next room, setting up the altar, decking the halls with what I considered excessive amounts of holly and ivy, and singing something like, "O, Solstice Tree." "It sounds like a...holiday party." Mom said. "We're doing Winter Solstice tonight." "Oh. That's sort of like your version of Chri

Christmas Kisses
I was entered into a different kind of contest today. No rates, no fanning, but you buy kisses for the person you want to vote most kissable person on fubar. All you do is go to the addy below send her 500 fubar bucks for every kiss you want to send my way and she will send the kisses on to me. You can send as many as you want. Thank you in advance for any kisses you may send my way as we do not know who sent them unless you tell us. Hugsss and Smoochessss, Crystal Ice the addy is http://www.fubar.com/user/1037258

Dang, I Thought I Had It Bad
please leave a gift under my tree on my page. lol. Its free..and doesnt cost fu money! BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis. ADVERTISEMENT Elliott was placed on five years' probation after pleading guilty in October 2006 to unarmed robbery for a January 2006 heist at a bank on Cape Cod. Under terms of his probation, he "may not gamble, purchase lottery tickets or visit an establishment where gaming is conducted, including restaurants where Keno may be played." Elliott, 55, has collected the first of 20 annual $50,000 checks from the Massachusetts lottery commission. A picture of Elliott, holding his first check, was posted on the lottery's Web site Monday, though it was removed by Wednesday

Peace In Spiritual Death
wooooo! reveal yourself and bring forth your weight in gold and alcohol! :-D You've got a lot going on the inside, but you're not really feeling the need to share. It's nothing too serious, most likely and right now it just needs time to settle down and start making sense. Ain't that the fuckin truth... so today my almost 3 year-old tells me that he doesnt like me and instead wants to go back over daddy's house. we do one week on one week off for custody and i am just so blah. this is like, icing on the cake to my week with my coworker crap goin on

Message Of The Day
Every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back .. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho

Miracles
wonder if i will get a proposal.. for christmas? ugh,, just rated/commented on 100 pics this morning. hopefully I will get 100 dollars for each one..like the bulletin said. After dealing with that bouncer every 4 pictures. Think I will go back and do another folder.. giggles all I want for Christmas is..Jerry... wrapped up.. under my tree! I wonder if santa will deliver?

Lawers
HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP IN TWO DAYS, MY LAWER IS FOOLING AROUND WITH MY MONIE THE MONIE THAT I SHOULD ALREADY HAVE IN MY HANDS FROM THE SALE OF MY HOME. HE MUST THINK I AM STUPID, HEY JUST BECAUSE I MISSPELL SOME WORDS NOW AND THEN IT IS NOT AN INDICATION OF MY OVER ALL INTALECT. TO SAY IN THIS DAY OF ELECTRONIC COMUNICATION THAT A CHECK HAS TO BE ON HOLD TO CLEAR IS REDICULUS. HE JUST WANTS TO USE MY CASH FREE OF CHARGE FOR AWHILE AND IT IS NOT HIS TO PLAY WITH, OH WELL THE BAR ASSOCIATION IS THERE JUST FOR THAT PURPOSE, ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO OPEN UP IN HIS WORLD TODAY BECAUSE I INTEND TO USE ANY AND ALL RESORCES AT MY DISPOSAL TO GET THAT WHICH IS MINE. I GET REAL FUNNY WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY MONIE......... MY GAWD IT NEVER STOPS, THE EX-LAWYER WHO BOUGHT THE BUILDING NEXT TO ME FROM MY FATHER WHO NEVER QUESTIONED THE PROPERTY LINES HAS SOLD THE PROPERTY TO SOME ONE WHO IS TRYING TO CAUSE ME TROUBLE; SEEMS HE HAD A SURVEY DONE AND HES SAYING THAT THE EXCEPTED PROPERTY LINE

Jokes N Such
2008 Democratic National Convention 7:00 pm Opening flag burning 7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William

Zack
What if you gave someone a gift, and the neglected to thank you for it- would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way, in order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.

This Time Of Year
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into

Christmas
O! Mistletoe! Also known as the golden bough. Held sacred by both the Celtic Druids and the Norseman. Once called Allheal, used in folk medicine to cure many ills. North American Indians used it for toothache, measles and dog bites. Today the plant is still used medicinally, though only in skilled hands...it's a powerful plant. It was also the plant of peace in Scandinavian antiquity. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day. Mistletoe was used by the Druid priesthood in a very special ceremony held around this time...five days after the New Moon following winter solstice, to be precise. The Druid priests would cut mistletoe from a holy oak tree with a golden sickle. The branches had to be caught before they touched the ground. Celts believed this parasitic plant held the soul of the host tree. The priest then divided the branches into many sprigs and distri

Beer!
If you have a system in your car and your headlights dim uncontrollably your system is not grounded properly. You need to go to AutoZone/O'Riellys/Advance and get 2 40" ground cables, and one 24" ground cable. Both with eyelits stamped on both ends of them. Undo the battery ground and resecure it with an eyelit on it, find the closest biggest fattest bolt on the body or frame and remove it. We are using the 24" here. Grind all of the paint off of the location UNDER the BOLT. I am talking shiny happy ground. Secure the ground from the battery here. NEXT go to the trunk. Remove the ground from the amp, find where you are grounded now, undo that. Again find the biggest fattest tastiest ground closest to you, its usually a seatbelt bolt(usually a Torx bit) or seat bolt itself. Take the bolt off, grind to bare metal. Grind the threads on the bolt, the bottom of the nut holding the seat on, AND the where the bottom of the ground touches the car. Here is the best part. Use two

Please Pray For My Cousin
Update...I just received a phone call from my sister letting me know that my cousin David Dutrisac Jr. has stage 3 brain damage and is still in a level 1 coma...which means that he more than likely will never wake up. I ask that you all pray that my aunt does not have to make the decision to cut off life support. I Thank Everyone in advance for your prayers. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com My 26 yr old cousin was found in a ravine yesterday he was in a hit and run with his motorcycle...he was not wearing a helmet and was thrown at least 60 feet...he is now in a hospital in Phoenix,AZ unconscious and is bleeding in the brain...they are saying he may not make it...he is however breathing on his own but they have him on a ventilator to assist him because he is unconscious. Please pray that he makes it thru this...he survived Iraq..he has to survive this too. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Thank You
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH

Sway
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...

If
iam very stressed out today so if i yelled at you for the smallst thig dont think its you ok just haveing a bad day today my fucking roomate did not come home so i have to be the one to clean the room and the mess is not even my its his plus iam tire of pleaseing other people if you dont like me for me then go somewhere else i found out yesterday my grandmom broken her foot and is goign back to the hospital today so that jsut adds more to the stress so again if i snap at you dont think its you

Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo

My Thoughts And Such
I AM a Strong Black man and as such . . . · I will speak to women as human beings, not as potential sex partners, not as someone with less value than myself, not someone I must dominate in order to validate my manhood. · I will not plan out how I can get a woman into bed before I even introduce myself. · I will not judge a woman's beauty, worth or value by the length of her hair, the length of her fingernails, the roundness of her behind or the size of her feet, and most importantly, the color of her skin, just as I would not want to be judged by the length of my penis, the size of my wallet, the car I drive, or the amount of money I make. · I will make every effort to make sure women know that they are safe when they are in my presence. I will not touch, grope, or physically intimidate them and I will not make unwanted sexual advances towards them. · I will NOT strike, restrain, or threaten a woman. · I will accept that if a woman says no, she means she?s not in

The Cheating Wife Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."

This One Is Mine
actually i dont know how this got start but it appears that two woman on here jumped on one because she asked a question. i read a mumm that laid it out somewhat until it got totally out of hand. a guy coming to the defense of the one girl. whether he was out of control he did supply some proof that the two woman double teamed and ganged up on the one. these two seemed to enjoy their cruelty. see for your self in this mumm http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=250589 i then made a statement to the two "what's the matter with you". that being the only statement. soon after that i was hit with 1 and 2's ratings when i check it was someone on one of the woman's friend list. that is bazaar next i was hit with another from the other woman Notice Crystal on the friends list http://www.fubar.com/user/1205026 Notice DJ mische... http://www.fubar.com/user/1190795 Both involved in the cruelty and both i asked what the matter with you Oh my god I'm in love with the

Completely Disgusting
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth

Life Sux At Times
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each year..it just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..

Red Fridays
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my

Hi Everyone!
I spent the last few days getting everything packed and ready to go. The move went very well. But I find myself void of many things... like food! Today I'll be shopping for the most part, buying the essentials. It's been difficult being away, wondering what everyone has been up to. I'll be in and out all day long, but I should be back here tonight. I hope to chat with my close friends! Have a great day everyone :)

This Is How I Feel About You!!
True Love is so wonderful in many ways. I realize now that Love is wildly misunderstood although highly a desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causing the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. The hours I spend with you, I look upon your beauty and smell a sort of perfumed garden and fall in love over and over.

Get Out
If U want U can Help I will be here till the end,Thanx Hippie lost angel hun it is u i am talking about then u post a comment sayin talk to them,HOW I can't get near u r ur page sweetie~ Did'nt wanna do this BUT can't contact u! ADD me please r unblock me so WE CAN talk~! hope 2 hear from u soon,Hippie You need to go to a party or find some other way to spend good quality time with people -- even complete strangers. You're in a good position to meet new people or to make a really good impression.

Van Halen 11-29-07
Where? SaveMart center...Thats where im gonna be tonight,I saw them back in 1982 and 1983 with DLR of course,then again in 99 with Gary Charone singing! Now its DLR singing again,its gonna be a great show im sure!!Too bad Michael Anthony isnt on bass.Eddies son Wolfgang (16 years old) is on bass and background vocals!!

Hello All
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue

Poems
Deep inside the depths of my mind I open the doors to see what I'll find Perhaps uncover a clue from the past To put my nightmares to rest at last It holds me back and makes me afraid Does it fortell the future already made? Does the guilt within stay forever with me Will I be trapped inside and no one will see? She's always there in my dreams dressed in white and young she seems Calling my name and wanting to play Showing me things and wanting me to stay She points to a grave in which isn't her own And tells me to look at the name on the stone I clutch my chest and gasp for air I fall to my knees, wake me from this nightmare She sits on a swing swinging away Calling my name she has more to say Please stay with me, we'll have lots of fun We can play outside and in the sun I look at her with tears in my eyes I'm sorry I can't, I don't want to die Please stop trying, just leave me alone I won't go with you, I want to go home She shakes her head and whi

Pet Food
As simple and stress free we want our lives to be, it never is, never can be, and never will be. As much as we want to say we know what’s going on, being the general public, we are niece, naive to an extreme. We live so sheltered to the on goings of big business and the almighty dollar, should we be ashamed of ourselves or be bold enough to speak out, and demand what should be right? Rambling to those it may seem, but there is a reason to the madness. The subject at had goes further than any of us would ever know, it’s all about money as businesses keep us in the dark, unaware, and uneducated, and as do the bureaucrats who probably play an open had to them. A co-worker and I in spare time or if curiosity plays a hand in it, look at different subjects, and as of lately it has been on the subject of pet foods. A lot of this stemmed from everyone thinking they are buying the best pet food for their pet, no one can truly state this. With the recent scare on all products with

A Parents Death
K I have Hiden 5 names of my 5 bestfreinds in 5 of my albums find all the names and i'll gibe you 30,000 fubucks .. Album's they can be found in "" Just Me Dragons Fairies Woman Art and Goth Me Made By Me Happy Hunting 1st person to tell me all 5 names in order is the winner ... I lost both my parents in 2005 my mother in march and my father in dec im the baby of a big family so i was a big daddy's girl lol ""daddy's lil tomboy"" when you don't have that around you anymore when you've lost someone you get this weird emptyness inside and you do things to try to make it go away like write them letters or talk to them in your head lol stupid things like carry around the perfum they loved but it doesn't go away .... You end up hoping it will in time so you go on with your life but then a song or something on tv makes you think and its back again like it never left ... Do you think it ever goes away ??

Customs
This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years. A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said: - Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor? - Of course, my child, what can I do for you? - This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina? - Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie. - You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer. The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked: - Father, you have something to say? - From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs

Advice? :)
Ok guys..so here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a

Contemplation
I am dealing with some things at home. I have no internet save my phone and I'm saving for an apartment. Anyone wanting to get a hold of me should add nico_Marie_209 on yahoo messenger. Bye! So here I sit at home, with not a whole lot to day. Listening to music, should be cleaning, or doing something productive. Laundry maybe. Instead I sit here, chatting with my friends because that makes happy. I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to do anything but veg like a total lazy ass. YAY I think I will. Anyway. So I have x-mas presents to buy. A year subscription to x-box live for my brother, and a few things for mom Online shopping here I come Oh and I need to get laid. bad --- Vampi is the best in the whole wide world. My life would be totally incomplete without her.

I Would Like To Give My Friends That Was At Our Wedding Yesterday
TY " FOR BEING AT OUR WEDDING " KARLIE LANEY WILD HORSE TY AGAIN IT MEANT SO MUCH SORRY THAT SWEETDREAMS EMMIT DEB DIANA WILLIAM PAYNEJ01 AND ANY OTHERS I MISSED COULDN'T MAKE IT , IT WAS LIKE A QIUCKIE THING GUYS 30 MIN DO OR DIE UNDER THE WIRE .FOR Get More at COMMENTYOU.com LOVE KAGE N CHERIE

Crazy Poems,,
A Bath in Dirt,, Winters Breeze Falling leaves with the same Chill as yesterday,, I sit among tides of time wishing this Day Had never Come, For this Day is the Day I bath in the soil of this Earth, Why do you sit among these tree's with such Sadness, Sounds of a Trouble Heart that you play this song, I too know this song of screaming Swans, I'm Nor a Swan nor a Child that I moan in my sorrow alone, why do you Bath in the Soils of this earth , I have a bad Taste In my mouth That this Love I had once, Has Left to Bad of a Taste in my Mouth from Basking, In my own sorrows another Sour day like yesterday, Repeating the Same bath as I do Every day that this taste will go away, Winter Breezes with Falling Leaves your My Chill of Yesterdays, I'll just sit here and Bath to the sour taste In my mouth go's away, CPR 2007 James Landry, Your Ma Ma, Sky Tinted Green and Clover Shape Clouds, Dick in your Mouth Pissed Drunk Laying on the ground, Pools of Green Piss Stains a

Men Facts
Ok guys up for bidding Tesha our very own head Pimpette :D she will fan rate add u, rate all pics and stash crush u for 24 hous put fu owned by whom ever a salute to u sfw 1 hour cam on yahoo added to family for 24 hours! Bidding starts at 8am till 9pm bids can be place in fubucks, vips, big pimping gifts, and or blasts anything well be accepted for bids! Winnings will be paid to Tesha and she is not urs until u have paid her! any questions plz ask and guys bid away who wouldnt want this sexi lady!!! so let the fun began :D Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just kno

The New House
Ok seems premature, but I finally went and looked at a house nearby that is for sale. Fortunately, I knewow the house was not going to sell anytime soon, they are asking way too much for a house that needs a LOT of work. Nothing majorly, like structure stuff, it's just well....ugly lol. Old lady design, my gawd the living room is allllll pink/mauve. (gag). Of course these things can be changed so I kept that in mind. But it does need alot of work, new carpet,windows,bathtub,paint,wallpaper,front of kitchen cupboards, heating needs updating, hell the whole interior needs redone but hey its something to do on the weekends right? LOL! So now I have to wait for them to choose a realtor which they are going to do sometime next month, which in turn will make the house go up in price, which of course I will finangle down. But just the same, in about 2 and 1/2 more monthes the house will be ours! I'm so excited really, just so much running through my head that will need to be done to it. But i

Desired Love
I LOVE YOU: THERE IS A MUCH GREATER MOTIVATION THAN SIMPLY MY SPOKEN WORDS. I WANT TO LOVE, TO COMMIT MYSELF, FREELY AN D WITHOUT RESERVATION. I AM SINCERELY INTERESTED IN YOUR HAPPINESS AND WELL-BEING. WHATEVER YOUR NEEDS ARE, I WILL BE THERE. If YOU ARE LONELY AND NEED ME, I WILL, BE THERE. IF IN THAT LONELINESS YOU NEED TO TALK, I WILL LISTEN. IF YOU NEED TO LISTEN, I WILL TALK. IF YOU NEED THE STRENGTH OF HUMAN TOUCH, I WILL TOUCH Y OF. IF YOU NEED TO BE HELD, I WILL HOLD YOU. I WILL LIE NAKED IN BODY WITH YOU IF THAT BE YOUR NEED. IF YOU NEED FULFILLMENT OF THE FLESH, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT ALSO, BUT ONLY THROUGH MY LOVE. I WILL TRY TO BE CONSTANT WITH YOU SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT CORE OF MY PERSONALITY AND FROM THAT UNDERSTANDING YOU CAN GAIN STRENGTH AND SECURITY THAT I AM ACTING AS ME. I MAY FALTER WITH MY MOODS. I MAY PROJECT, AT TIMES, A STRANGENESS THAT IS ALIEN TO YOU WHICH MAY BEWILDER YOU OR FRIGHTEN YOU. THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN QUESTION MY MOTIVE

Life
How do we do this to our selves over and over again? All each of us wants is to find someone to make us happy. Someone to spend our lives with, Good and bad. I for some reason keep getting my self fucked up. Maby I give into love to easily? Maby it's just karma kickin me in the dick again. Whatever it is, it's makin me crazy. So much heartache and misery. Is this only happenin to me. I can't be alone on this, there is no way. If there is anyone else that feels the same or has been through it let me tell you one thing. You can only be as happy as you let yourself be. Chew on that shit for a minute. Peace To everyone who knows me, really knows me, thanks. Thanks for stickin it out and puttin up with my shit. You know who you are and thats all that matters. To the rest of the world, let me start by saying... Fuck this place, its bullshit, im outta here. Now on a more serious note. Some of you know whats been going on with me outside of fubar, and i thank you for y

Fubucks
From Scrapper's blog Changes in Pic Ratings! Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages. ================================================== yeaa come rate my pics again if you have done so before and if you haven't yet please do so and remember we can go back and rerate the same pics every week which is so great if people would.It would help me in my chances of getting off of fuberlord where i have been stuck for awhile. I'l be dead before i hit godfather at this rate lol so please rate and rerate and i will do the same for anyone does! thanks I am in a fubuck giveaway, for every comment I get I will get 8 fubuck

Various Notes
"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8.

Pathetic Cries For Help
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link http://fubar.com/bartender/51 or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website

Sins Lounge
Hey guys, i know alot of you have joined the lounge, but usually it's just the four of us talking there... you know any time i'm on, that's where i'll be... and i know some of you at least PRETEND you wanna talk to me... i'm hoping also you'll come visit and lurk there when i'm not there and get to know my other friends as well, those that are in there most often are some of my closest friends on here and i'm sure if you get along with me, you'll love them too! so... PLEASE come visit Sin's Retreat Click here to enter the lounge and lurk and/or talk with the rest of us Sin Hey all, it's just me again, i just wanted to try one more time to get this across to as many of you as possible. if you've been in the lounge already, or hate these types of shared blogs, i do apologize. My lounge doesn't have garish colors or blaring music. It's just a place for people to get together and bullshit about any and everything. It's open to any types of conversation aside from those listed i

A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

First Week On Fu
Ok, so.. if there is a lounge out there, which actually respects their members and doesnt play freakin rap, hip-hop and r&b 24 fuckin 7, then please, let me know, i'll be more than glad to join! Ok, im not even a big blogger, but this certainly is worth blogging. Well.. the week was as it was, but at some poit i joined this one lounge, i wont name the name, coz that would be so not nice of me, and... i got myself banned from there in a week. For what? Lemme tell you for what. I had spent time in the lounge for a week or so, being active. SO then finally, yesterday, some freakin dude, whos calling himself Grew, well he obviously grew up a screw up, just called me a dork. for what? for me not having internet at home. i was like WTF, and made it very clear that i do not like such attitude, the more that he was in staff of the lounge. well.. he obviously kept on calling me a dork, so i said that if he calls me dork again, im gonna rip his balls off and feed to my roommate. Guess wha

Poems
At times my life seems so sucure, Then out of the shadows Lurch hidden doubts and fears, Tearing down the fortress of certainty I've built I panic and cry as all the little anxieties Grow and flourish within my heart. I close close my eyes and hope and pray That the insecurities which I feel will depart But, alas, I realize that my dreams Are only that... An illusion in a world of reality, As unreachable as that of any The fairy tale which I've created and loved Diminishes into the pain and sorrow of everyday life And I open my eyes and dry my tears, And accept my life as it truely is. Love's Arrow (sappy poem written ages ago to my first true love) if love is a game then it is a game for archers like cupid and Apollo and archer must be to win at love swift and true the arrow soars to the lover's heart but who was I to take the shot and lose at love again with my arrows of dreams and a bow made of fears my arrows fly slow and the target, her hea

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Best Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewcriver. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now s

Money Makers
COME JOIN ME IN ZUBBY THE HIP HAPPENING SITE WHERE THEY PAY YOU TO BE A MEMBER ILL BE GETTING MY FIRST CHECK SOON IF YOU JOIN PLEASE PUT MY URL IN AND IT WILL GIVE ME CREDIT FOR YOU JOINING AND IT SHOULD ALSO MAKE YOU MY FRIEND ON THERE TOO IF NOT IM USEING THE SAME SCREEN NAME AS ON HERE http://www.zubby.com/lisawolfecity ALSO ON THIS SITE TOO THAT PAYS YOU ALSO http://r.yuwie.com/lisawolfecity please check them out and then if it seems to be a good deal tell all your friends and have them add me too as a friend, hope to see a lot of you there hey all come join me on these they pay you too be a member no joke im on them and will be getting my first check in december.... http://www.zubby.com/lisawolfecity http://r.yuwie.com/lisawolfecity just make sure you credit me for inviteing you then do the same too your friends so you get credit for them as well when they join if you like to know more about it just ask me

The Last Week Or So
So some things in my life have been changing. Some, I think are for the better and others I'm not so sure about. I'm glad to see some of my kick ass friends come back to Fubar. At the same time, we have found that CT Daddy is a pedo/soapafile and as many of us knew, Kristan Smith was a fake. A sick, lying, manipulative fake. Since I blocked them both, I've had a steady stream of green profiles low rating me. Boo hoo, points are points idiots. I don't care about that stuff anyway. I also deleted about 500 people last night. I'd bet of the last 1000 adds I've had, maybe 10 would be worthy of the term 'friend' so I've decided to start letting people go. I never cared about top 10 or being red, so the loss is all on those being deleted. I'm probably going to start uploading a lot more pictures here in the next few weeks. I think I will freshen up the place a bit. I hope this message finds you all doing well. HUGZ B

New Numbers
Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In U.S. War On Iraq 1,118,846 Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 3,878 Cost of U.S. War and Occupation of Iraq $472,489,659,581

Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."

Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........

The Flu
THE FLU SUCKS ASS! I'VE HAD THIS SHIT FOR TWO DAYS NOW!!! MY THROAT FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED BARBWIRE, I NO LONGER REMEMBER HOW IT FEELS TO BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE!!! MY BODY FEELS LIKE A HOUSE FELL ON IT, AND NOW I'V STARTED THROWING UP. SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!

Pure Magick Accused Wrongly
SOUTHERN CHARM (ME) WAS ACCUSED WRONGLY BY PURE MAGICK KREATIONS OF HOT PIC HER PHOTOS. DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND I ASK PEOPLE CAN I RIP PHOTOS IF I LIKE THEM. PURE MAJICK KREATIONS SHOULD GET HER FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SHE JUDGES SOMEONE AND THEN BLOCKS THEM SO THEY CAN NOT TAKE UP FOR THEIR SELF. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HOT PIC MEANS ANYWAY SO HOW COULD I HAVE DONE IT SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN BED SICK SINCE SUNDAY.

My Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For November 28,2007 You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference.

Hero
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'

~support Our Troops~
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thin

Do Y-o-u????
Do Y-O-U? 1. While driving down the street, looking for an address, do you turn the radio down? No i tell kids to hush 2. If you could hug one person right now, who would it be? my grandmother-on mother's side 4. What is your favorite kind of weather? Spring 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would it be? Austrilla... 7. Are you a homebody, or a social butterfly? a little of both... 8. Beer, wine, or liquor? Purple Zingers 9. If your husband was unable to have sex due to illness or injury, would you stay with them? yes he's my Soul-Mate 10. Do you drink milk? Yes... alot ...and it still hasn't done my body good... what gives? 11. Do you prefer apple or orange juice? apple 12. What's the most you've ever won on a scratchie? 120.00 13. Do you own any fish? no 14. Who is jealous of you? NoOne 16. When's the last ti

My Advice To Women Out There,,,
Ok as you can see, I have a lot of lady friends on my FUBAR account. I also get a lot of them emailing me once in a while asking for relationship advice. Because of this I have taken the top 5 of my most common asked questions and post the answers here. I hope this helps a lot of people out there. 1. Doug, I have a problem. My husband/boyfriend never watches what I like on television. He just sits there and watches football and wrestling. What should I do? I get this question a lot believe it or not. Let me set things straight right now. It's obvious your husband/boyfriend is madly in love with you. He doesn't watch your girly chick flicks like "Gilmore Girls" or any other one because it just reminds him of how much he loves you. Once he thinks of that he starts thinking of how much it would hurt if he ever lost you. When that happens he may start to cry. And all men know if you see him crying you may cry. And we don't want you to cry. So as you can see watching f

Beaver And Man...
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was ..man and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob

I Want A Relationship Like This
Body: chris: Hi. Can I talk to Ashley? Mom: Sure. Hold on. Ashley: Hello? chris: Hey. it's chris. how was your day? Ashley: It was fine, how was yours? chris: It was ok. ------------------------------------------------------------ ~akward silence~ ------------------------------------------------------------ chris: Sooooo...... Ashley: *giggle* Sooooo..... chris: You doin anything tomorrow? Ashley: Nope, why? chris: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we can, hang out or somethin? Ashley: *blushes* Okay, what time? chris: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around 6:00pm or something? Ashley: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then... chris: Ok then. Ashley: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?! chris: Ok, see u then.... ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- next day----- ------------------------------------------------------------ *** Ashley walks over to the park and see's chris si

This Is Me
Fuck Fuck Fuck I feel like bashing someone's head in. So sick of getting caught up with people and their bullshit. So badly I want to go to their level and let them see how much of a bitch I truly can be. One of these days someone is gonna push me to far and I am gonna beat them till they can't get up...done it once before don't want to go there again but damn...what is with you people get over yourselfs, get a fuckin job, a life and stop fuckin with people's emotions. I am an honest and loving person but fuck this shit is boring me You know, I don't care how old you are, sometimes we just slip up and make stupid mistakes or get caught up in stupid drama. I am so thankful that I have common sense to realize that it is just not worth it. The drama I mean LOL. I found myself in a situation not too long ago and realized I did it all myself. I could have easily stayed out of it but hey we make mistakes and it is done and over and I learned a valuable lesson Well my life is full of love and

Pagan Presentations
The following is a presentation I made to my local pagan group 11/28/07. I hope you find it as informative and interesting as they had. The Pentagram The pentagram has long been associated with mystery and magic. It is the simplest form of star shape that can be drawn unicursally, with a single line, hence it is sometimes called the Endless Knot. Other names are the Goblin Cross, the Pentalpha, the Witch Foot, the Devils Star and the Seal of Solomon (more correctly attributed to the hexagram). It has long been believed to be a potent protection against evil and demons, hence a symbol of safety, and was sometimes worn as an amulet for happy homecoming. The old folk-song : Green Grow the Rushes, O! refers to the use of the pentagram above doors and windows in the line: Five is the symbol at your door. The potency and associations of the pentagram have evolved throughout history. Today it is an ubiquitous symbol of Neo-Pagans with much depth of magickal and symbolic mean

Show Her Some Much Needed Love
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Cards For The Troops
Many of us are going to be spending the holidays with our families, but there are those that only wish they could, those ppl being our Troops. Please show your love and support by sending a card. Just click the link below. It only takes a minute. You will get to choose from a lot of different artwork done by children that submitted their wonderful work. If you can't do something for anyone this season, at least show your appreciation to theses brave men and ladies. They have family here on the home front that wishes they were home for the holidays as well. Thanks for your time!! **hugs** Link To Send Cards To The Troops: http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

What Good...
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL

Magic Mistress
you slip in my bed like ah dream come true... I touch your soft belly and you gasp and caress my face, rubbing your hands down my chest.. i kiss your tender lips and hold your body close.i can feel ur body temp rise as i kiss your belly and cup your chest with my hand.. your lips kiss mine and nibble down my chest.....at this moment i relize your that angel in my dreams that has come true!!! i hope you stay here to hold me forever........ Do i come see you again. do i love you maybe! but baby how can i forget my family are you heaven sent !!! I think so but who am i to tell!! Do you love me?? please tell me am i worth your pain also!!!

5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Shower Time!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!

Women..clever Evil Witches!!!!
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Love Sucks
well peeps ive found the man of my dreams he is the one to make my life complete he listens when i talk all my shit he wants to be there for all of it hes ready to settle and make a home he treats my kids as if their his own he loves me and needs me says im his rock so hopefully hes right and we finally lock together we can make this a happy home and ill be as happy as i should be AND NEVER AGAIN ALONE cant wait to see wat our future holds all i can say is YEAH!!!! i am finally sold on love and life and the happieness game always thought no way this shit is lame but i found him and now will never let him go he feels the same way and cant wait to show how he can make a home and a be a loving man hes ready to step up and show me he can hes the man i am seein in my dreams i think about him all day and night dont know how this happened but he is my missin piece ive had in sight he makes me whole and my heart is thumpin YEAH!!!! im in love omg aint it somet

Dr Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju

Guestbook
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? YES 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? DITCHING HIGHSCHOOL SNOW SKIING 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? NO 4. Is there anyone you hate? YES...WILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE 5. How much are you on the phone daily? WHATS A PHONE? 6. Do you like the color orange? BAAAAAAAARF 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? 100%...FORGET...FUCK NO 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? DUH! 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? WTF AM ONE. 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? YES THE MORE THE BETER 11. What size shoes do you wear? 8 12. Whats your favorite season? FALL 13. Do you care if people talk smack about you? WHY NOT I DO 14. Do you like someone? EXPLAIN LIKE... 15. Does your dad call you by a nickname? ? 16. Are you in a good mood? FOR A RAGING HOMICIDAL TENDENCY BITCH WITH PMS...SURE PRETTY GOOD 17. Do you think people will exist forever? HOW LO

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo

Songs
I have to block out thoughts of you So I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach Leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape To remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head That make a porno feel like home Theres a burning in my pride A nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you Will you never call again And you will never say that you loved me Just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didnt do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you I'm sober now for three whole months It's one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that tore us apart Is the one thing I wont touch again In my sick way I want to thank you For holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging war on myself You were trying to stop the fight

Friends
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com wel here it is I just found out today that i might be looseing my job after ten years i have been looseing my sight in my left eye an well they say know that i can not be a truck driver. So know after all the shit i had to do to make a liveing an support my family i am screwed an am looking at a shitty life yet again an strugle to find a job that will support my family . What the fuck is up i ask the Lord every day for help an man he doas throw a bunch of shit my way, or as the Wife says lemons so we can make lemonade but shit people cant i get eny suger with that...so in a nut shel this is just soom of the hell i am haveing to live on this great planet of ours an my life is sucking mor

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Happy 1st Anniversary
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE/SHE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WO

Boyfriend Application
A Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] wa

Poems
The blood in my veins runs for you and only you. You are the reason that I live day today.You are my hopes, my dreams, my life, my everything. When you say my name I go weak all over. I'm under your spell for you are the one for me. When I dream it's you that fills my mind. When I look into your rich brown eyes all I see is love. The way that your skin feels on mine drives me crazy. all I want is to have you in my life. If I don't then I might just die Why must I go on no one cares or wants to be with a beast.

Heartstrings
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex I’m left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me I’m wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key.

They Protect Us All
CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house sho

Stupid.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the

For Them
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed

The Great And Wonderful Things From My Brain To Yours!
So...the semester is almost over and I am already about to lose it. All I can think about is getting home and getting laid! A nice, long, hard fuck with some cute, sexy, little 18 year old. God...sometimes college REALLY fucks with you. Out

The Path
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity

My Thoughts
*Why did this happen? He shouldn't have been let free!! Our system is on the down fall!!!! By Jacinda Howard Nov 28 2007 By JACINDA HOWARD, The Mirror The bright faces and frequent smiles of Brian and Beverly Mauck will be remembered by those in Federal Way and Des Moines, where the two were respectively raised. The Federal Way Community Center was packed Saturday with friends, family and acquaintances who came to celebrate the short-lived lives of Brian and Beverly Mauck, who were violently killed in their Graham home on Nov. 17. Brian, 30, and Beverly, 28, will be remembered and mourned by many. “They lived life to the fullest,” Brian’s sister Jennifer Heilbrun said. “There was not anything that went undone.” Questions remain: While family and friends remember Brian and Beverly Mauck, questions about their deaths linger. The couple was found shot to death three times, execution style, in their home Nov. 17, according to charging papers. The motive for th

When I Call Your Name
I rushed home from work like I always do I spent my whole day just thinking of you When I walked through the front door my whole like was changed Cause nobody answered when I called your name A note on the table that told me goodbye It said you'd grown weary of living a lie Your love has ended but mine still remains But nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh nobody answers when I call your name

Fubars Biggest Giveaway
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The Dance
Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared 'neath the stars above For a moment all the world was right How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Holding you I held everything For a moment wasn't I a king But if I'd only known how the king would fall Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance

Precious
Of high cost or worth; valuable. Highly esteemed; cherished. One who is dear or beloved; a darling. This is what precious means in the dictionary. Someone whom is held dearly and cherished by someone...this means alot to me this name, it is something that i take seriously, and that i feel hold special meaning to me for one it was given to me by You Sir. It is something that i feel You gave me for a reason Sir, it means something to You, i am Your beloved precious....Your pride and joy, Your lover and Your submissive. i am so very grateful that You have chosen the name that You have for me Sir having read what the meaning are. Precious to me means a whole wide variety of things Sir....for one it means acting on Your behalf, showing that i truly understand and appreciate what it means to be Lord Fury\'s precious. I cherish and adore the fact that i am able to adorn precious as my name Sir. To me it means acting as though i am valuable to You, showing my grati