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austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:16:21 AM): now for the levelers that are here austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:16:30 AM): Dan Runs this group austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:16:49 AM): matt and Liz will only be there to help out austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:17:07 AM): but he has that section austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:31:47 AM): the org idea of the levelers was voted out austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:32:06 AM): so me and dan created it seperate so it wouldnt effect contests austin NOneOFYA (7/28/2007 10:32:17 AM): new members etc ** just wanted you to see this before you read the rest** Liz Brown (9/13/2007 1:29:33 PM): I tried contacting you earlier today and you have not responded. Due to unforseen circumstances, we have decided that the HTA Leveling Crew does not need 2 Co-Leaders. And after speaking with several members of the Leveling Crew, we (matt and I) have decided that it would be in the best interest of the family if the Leveling Crew Leader would be Jenn. Since

My Life
Ok, I have been playing guitar for a year now. I am for the most part terrible in my eyes. Several people say that I am good though, I can't believe it. A few days ago I was at a friend's house and we were all playing guitar. One of the guys left because he had some stuff he needed to do. When he left everyone else convinced me to to play bass. After a few minutes of getting acquainted with the bass, we started working on the song they wanted to record. I did really well, especially keeping time. *If you knew me you would realize I have no rhthym whatsoevery*. They sent it to Bassist and he hasn't spoke to me since then. I am afraid I hurt his pride a bit, but I don't know what to do. I had a wierd and somewhat scary dream last night. In it, I was running from something and ran over a cliff. Normally I wake up before I hit the bottom but this time I died in my dreams. Is this normal??? Why do people try so hard to find the graves of their anscestors? Why worry about people wh

You Know
If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! they were wrote by your 3rd grade teacher I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person nee

Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house . . walked home . . . and left it there all night. You gotta love people like Henry...

Some Of The Best Ppl On Fubar
TO LET EVERYONE KNOW INCASE YOU SEE ME POP IN AND OUT OF UR PAGE I AM GOING DOWN MY LISTS AND RATEING EVERYONES STASH THAT I HAVEN'T GOT OR I HAVE MISSED I AM DOING THIS WHEN NOT BOMBING I WILL GET TO EACH OF YOU WILL JUST TAKE ME SOME TIME CAUSE I HAVE ALOT ON LIST AND SOME HAVE ALOT OF STASH ITEMS THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST PPL ON FUBAR TO ME SHOW THEM SOME LOVE.......LOVE YA ALL ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar@ fubar $r Whi+e Knigh+~Confederate Bombers(mod)~Git R Done Rebels@ fubar ~Rebel Lady~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR~@ fubar ۩۞ T®Ê§Ê ۞۩ -- P®ºµd mèmbè® of Thè ÇºñƒèÐè®åTè ßºmßè®§ Fåmîlý ۞@ fubar ~CHEROKEELADY~proud member of the confederate bomber family@ fubar ~Princess~ Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family@ fubar ♥BooBoo..KDM'z Angel Always..Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar this is part one if your not on

Why Do Some People Have To Be So Skanky?
why do people feel the need to stick their skanky noses in other peoples business? if your not woman or man enough to say it to the persons face dont be skanky and stick your nose where it dont belong. get a life and leave mine to me.

Poems
My Viking My Viking so proud With red hair and beard, piercing blue eyes My Viking so strong He is tall and handsome My Viking when he stand hands upon his hips He takes my breath away My Viking so awe inspiring He turns my mind to mush My Viking sails up like going to battle Just to capture my heart and soul My Viking so fierce How wonderful to be his captive at long last by C P Holder You Wanted..........I Gave You wanted candy I held your hand You wanted roses I gave you tender kisses You wanted diamonds I gave you my heart You wanted finer things in life I gave you my time, attention, and love You wanted me dead I gave you my life by: C. P. Holder

Stibbar Torrac
My Purpose People hate because they can’t relate to that which is not Theirs to understand or appreciate As a result, they meander through life, full of strife, bitterness And a lack of purpose Purpose is that which wakes us up during the course of the night Because something’s not right in our world Purpose is that which drives us during the day, to say That it’s not okay to accept things the way they are Purpose is the very thing that brought us to the point that we’re at Right now Knowing that right now is not later, later is not yesterday, and today we can’t wait for That special thing to happen tomorrow They say that today is the first day of the rest of our lives But we’re consequently, consistently, continuously waiting For purpose to find us But purpose of purpose itself is that it will not find you, Because something can’t find itself when it is not lost to begin with Purpose is that which inevitably comes out even when we po

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I'm single. I sleep in the middle. 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Left 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Sometimes. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No. We played house. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Uh... 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car since it's always dirty anyway. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? Uh... 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Both 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Combo 17. Do you love someone on your friends list? Sort of. I don't really know them, but they

The World We Live In
Well as I sit here and ponder what to write I listen to Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine. Usually I would post up a video of the song for you to watch but I think perhaps that maybe if you just read the lyrics and then went on your own search for the song that would prove to be more worth while.... So here ya go WAKE UP by Rage Against the Machine.... Come on! Uggh! Come on, although ya try to discredit Ya still never read it The needle, I'll thread it Radically poetic Standin' with the fury that they had in '66 And like E-Double I'm mad Still knee-deep in the system's shit Hoover, he was a body remover I'll give ya a dose But it can never come close To the rage built up inside of me Fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy Movements come and movements go Leaders speak, movements cease When their heads are flown 'Cause all these punks Got bullets in their heads Departments of police, the judges, the feds Networks at work, keepin' people calm You know the

9words/phraseswomenuse"
> >> > >> > >> > >>(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when > >>they are right and you need to shut up. > >> > >>(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a > >>half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been > >>given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the > >>house. > >> > >>(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means > >>something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with > >>nothing usually end in fine. > >> > >>(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! > >> > >>(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal > >>statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you > >>are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and > >>arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of > >>nothing.) > >> > >>(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangero

Dn't Do Drugz
This Is A Story Bout Drugz, Its A Different Kind Of Drug Problem. I Know Most Of Ya'll Will Luv This. I Had A Drug Problem As A Young Man. I Was Drug 2 Church On Sunday Mornin. I Was Drug 2 Church 4 Weddindz N Funeralz. I Was Drug 2 Family Reunionsz no Matter What The Weather Was Like. I Was Drug 2 Da Bus Stop 2 Go 2 School EverDay. I Was Drug By My Earz When I Was Dizrespectful 2 Adultz N Teacherz. I Was Also Drug 2 Da Woodshed When I Dizobeyed My Parentz. Those Drugz R Still In My Veinz; N They Affect My Behavior N EVERY Thing I Do, Say, N Think. They R Stronger Than Cocaine, Crack, Or Heroin. If 2dayz Kidz Had Thiz Kind Of Drug Problem, AMERICA Would Certainly B A Better Place

Truthordareinc
Every year everyone makes a new year resolution. But my question is, has anyone ever accomplished it? Every year its the same thing with me.. and No I never accomplish it.. not even one.. lol so whats your news years resolution? mine are:- 1) Quit all the bad habits I have. (and I have many) 2) lose a shit load of weight. (I will be down to 100lbs one day) I just hope that day will not be my last. lol 3) To be a better person overall. 4) To laugh again like I use to. 5) To win the lotto 6) To move and give my kids the things they deserve. 7) To feel loved. 8) For someone I care about to know just how much I love him. 9) For him to give up the things that are ruining our relationship. 10) To finally have that loving caring and happy family that I have always dreamed about. leave your resolutions as a comment.. My-love-can-last-alife-time But-I-can-not When-I-am-gone I-want-you-to-know-that-I-will-wait, I-will-wait-for-you. I-will-wait-forever, just-for-you. O

Nice Side
sent from heaven sweet angels embrace to be on this earth with such grace not only an angel also a man i'll try to please him the best that i can my heart is his to forever hold with the love that fills me i'll never grow cold my heart races when he's near so safe around him i have no fear simply because i've fallen in love with an angel sent from above. Copyright:chantal Plummer blessing in disguise but you caught my eyes seen clearly in foggy weather you make my life so much better sent to me from heaven above seeing you smile i know i am loved dont make a sound dont make a peep when you are around i can actually sleep the sweetest dreams you've given me all because you love me

Thinking In Words
I want the kind of love where he will take me up to the local water tower and spray paint our names in a big heart facing the town. I want to go on picnics in the winter just so we can kkep each otehr warm. I want a man that resepcts that im not perfect but can come close at times. I want to know that when im gonna throw up because i drank too much that he will be there holding my hair up and talking me though it. I want to wake up next to someone that will look at me at my lowest and tell me that i am beauitful. I want to shiver just when i think about him becuase im so excited to see him. I want him to take risks with me. Go skydiving, cliff jumping. I want a guy that will talk to me at any time of the day. I want a complicated man. Im not so sure he exists, but you can always dream right? Erin To all the guys that ever treated a girl with disrespect, hear what that girl has to say. I may have good looks , doesn't mean you have to reassure me all the time that i am "sexy".

Symphony Of Death
Plunging towards the dead spot as I claw and tear at my very own soul to escape this dank shell that is my own personal hell. Forever falling away from the light that is my sanity. No way out of it further and further i fall without a rope to climb out and noway to tell where the bottom is or what is there. Wasted is my life for efforts were all in vane nothing completed when everything was started. Now born into a new life of constant strife, I fight my way to see the light, but only to crash and burn and wait for the next turn of events in the world to summon me from my black and forever decending hole of dispair. The question I have is WHY??

Wtf
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=268450652 I told some boy on here that he was "hot stuff" and he says "I'm a human and not stuff" lmfao *I really wanted to see his stuff* "You've just been awarded 165 points for being online!" My question is. Why 165?

America's Team
1 Sun. Sep 9 Giants 8:15 p.m. ET 2 Sun. Sep 16 @ Dolphins 4:05 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 3 Sun. Sep 23 @ Bears 8:15 p.m. ET 4 Sun. Sep 30 Rams 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 5 Mon. Oct 8 @ Bills 8:30 p.m. ET 6 Sun. Oct 14 Patriots 4:15 p.m. ET 7 Sun. Oct 21 Vikings 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 9 Sun. Nov 4 @ Eagles 8:15 p.m. ET 10 Sun. Nov 11 @ Giants 4:15 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 11 Sun. Nov 18 Redskins 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 12 Thur. Nov 22 Jets 4:15 p.m. ET 13 Thur. Nov 29 Packers 8:15 p.m. ET 14 Sun. Dec 9 @ Lions 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 15 Sun. Dec 16 Eagles 4:15 p.m. ET NFL on FOX 16 Sat. Dec 22 @ Panthers 8:15 p.m. ET 17 Sun. Dec 30 @ Redskins 1:00 p.m. ET NFL on FOX

Radio Play???
Getting Heard: How today’s musicians can break through the radio play barrier. Approximately 14,000 radio stations are licensed in the USA, but only four companies control the majority of the Top 40 market. Big media also owns and controls major concert venues, so if you don’t get played on the radio, you may not have a career in the music business. Talent and a little bit of luck have always been essential to stardom in the music business, and that fact has not changed with the evolution of mass media. But without strategic alliances, resourceful partnerships, and sophisticated high-tech marketing campaigns to enhance their chances of connecting with a wider audience, the unsigned artists of today will likely languish in obscurity, regardless of how much talent they may demonstrate. As veteran entertainment industry executive Jerome Peterson explains, “Today’s music market is saturated with musicians hoping to become the next big thing. And many artists fall by the

Just Read It
Lights on but no one's home I should've left you alone You can't stand the heat,you're all alone YEEAAAA!!! Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Coulda,woulda,shoulda your bed is made Another man down & gone Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! This time the advantage is mine This time vengeance is mine Come seeking treasure Without a map It's in the journey & you'll never find your way back Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! Drop down! Fool me once-shame on you Fool me twice-shame on me You've been Grinfucked When girls don't put out (a girl who agrees lol) Body: When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! This is really funny!! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figur

Thank A Troop ! ! !
lol...Now that I got your attention, take a look at my new pic album. This might make you think a little more when you are on the roads. I was working local today. I was headed north on 95, towards 45th st., and traffic came to a halt (as usual in that area). A guy that was a little preoccupied, didnt notice what was ahead of him. By the time he did realize everything, it was too late. He had no time to stop, and SLAMMED into me. Thankfully, I remembered everything my father, and uncle ever taught me about driving. Just as he was about to hit, I let off the brakes a litle bit. That made the impact a little softer. Dont think he was some old man, or driving like an idiot, he was just a bit occupied with something else. He seemed a nice guy. THANKFULLY he walked away with some powder burns from the airbag, and i bet he will be hurting worse than I am. The impact was still strong enough to slam me forward, and now I am hurting from my neck down to the upper back. PLEASE!! pay attenti

Life
Today a few great friends showed up on my page and help me allot, thank you Cali4nialovin , Ms. Naughty N Nice, & Joanna. You three gals made short work of the 4k + points I Needed to level up. You even continued rating long after my rates were spent. XOXO john I had the opportunity to go out for some drinks and fun with two great ladies last night at a place is called "Sundance" and is more of a sports bar than anything but last night was karaoke night, heh. Since this was the first time I've met a Fubar patron away from the net we were more into the conversation than the singers. I don't think the night could have gone better if it was scripted. The three of us ended up hiding outside from the music so we could all hear each other. K has a great sense of humor and can split your sides with a look. D was, well..D! :) she always keep the conversation going on new topics, and both of them were looking ready for a Saturday night out.

Complaints
I want to wage a formal complaint..... Recently I have fallen out of contact with someone that at a point in time I considered a good friend. His name is Sean and we used to hang out at least once a week and have fun. We were friends and nothing more. But I have noticed a pattern with him over the past two years of our friendship... and that is that whenever he begins to date someone he writes me off. I think this is fucking ridiculous. Then whenever he gets his heart broken he comes crying back to me to pick up the pieces and tell him everything is ok. Why oh why do boys have to be so lame?

Music That Is Me
Skin VideoSkin lyrics - Rascal Flatts lyrics Rascal Flatts Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Sarah Beth is scared to death To hear what the doctor will say She hasn't been well Since the day that she fell And the bruises just won't go away So she sits and see waits with her mother and dad Flips through an old magazine Till a the nurse with a smile Stands at the door And says will you please come with me Sarah Beth is scared to death Cause the doctor just told her the news Between the red cells and white Something's not right But we're gonna take care of you Six chances in ten it won't come back again With the therapy were gonna try It's just been approved It's the strongest there is I think we caught it in time Sarah Beth closes her eyes She dreams she's dancing Around and around without any cares And her very first love is holding her close And the soft wind in blowing her hair Sarah Beth is scared to death A

The Dream
She stands alone on the mountain top Waiting for something to happen but what Breathing in the thin cold air Feeling weightless as it blows through her hair **** Steadfast against the currents of time Waiting for something she can call mine A dream she knows of jasmine and moss In her field where there is love and not loss **** Across the mighty ocean he dreams too Of a love he yearns for that would make him new Two minds thinking exactly the same Two hearts as one is anyone really to blame **** Destiny - fate is what it appears to be When the two meshed souls strive to see It is the same dream they share between them Giving both strength to endure the emptiness within **** Is it just a one time journey to be done when it is done Or can their be many more in different times where they can be Together at last to experience what their minds see Is it - could it be a serendipity.

My Garden Of Jasmine And Lace
Down in the meadow where a creek runs through is my garden. It is green and colored with all sorts of pretty flowers. There are all different types of rose and hibiscus. Some plumeria sprinkled here and there. Oh don't forget a gardenia bush or two. But there is a very special place that I love to go. It is a large gazebo which is covered in English ivy and jasmine. It is fairly thick but just enough light from the moon seeps through lighting up the inside a bit at night. In my garden, the jasmine never dies but always blooms. I suppose you are wondering where the lace is. Well I will tell you. You see this will be a story...yes you know it...a love story. A beautiful fantasy ~ I have come to take your hand and lead you to my special place. Where the moon never wanes and the stars are brightest of all. Where the mist of the eve falls softly against the flowers and the soft breeze carries the scent of the jasmine to us. It is one of our most favorite things to go down by the c

Thoughts Of Me, Myself, And I
Beaten and bruised Shattered dreams Ripping open at the seams Feeling unwanted and used Soul screaming for itself to hear Lacking the ability to answer the questions Scavaging through the dense fog for a refuge Wanting to end this pain trodden journey Pounding on oneself over and over Trying to beat out the inadequacies It has to be something about me But then WAIT ~ STOP Looking in the mirror at the ragged beaten soulSeeing what I have done to myself Wiping away the tears of ineptness The tears of pain and loss Tears of fear and anger Seeing the bruised eyes of someone who....has done this for years. Asking herself why do you do this? What do you accomplish by it? When are you going to stop this self critical crusade? Damn myself...I am my worst enemy. It isn't you or her or him or them.... IT IS ME DOING IT TO MYSELF. So stop it I say....stop beating me up. I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! I am not going to take it anymore...Hahahahaha!!!!!! Diary of a sic

The Cave
My fantasy cave to which I will escape is the one found on my page. This cave is beautiful and hidden away from my world as it is today. I can go into my cave and be relaxed and free. Peering out on a place that I wish to be. No worries, no stress, no loss, no grief. Me and my treasures...and you my friend. We can go sailing at will on my little boat. Or sit on the shore and pick up pretty stones. Across the mighty ocean maybe we'd float. Laughing and sunning...just having fun. Away from the troubles of life. Just for a moment, just for a moment. Perfect is my fantasy cave. Come and join me inside if you can spare me some time. We can just talk if you want or we can go for a ride. The water is warm would you like to go swim? As the sun sets, we can look out through the opening and grin. It is beautiful when the gold starts meeting the blue, pinkare the clouds with sometimes an orange hue. We'd start us a fire...get all cozy warm. Tell stories and laugh...stay up until dawn. Of course i

The Many Facets Of Tears
The many different reasons of tears. Relieving Reliving Relinquishing Relevant Subtle Tremendous Cleansing Joyful Grief Anger Pain Hurt Endearing Compassion Loss Fear Confusion Simple Complex A tear that runs down your face has many different paths and meanings. Tears that flow unending have a multitude of reasons. My tears that flow today are the many facets of tears. Ever have a day when tears fell but you couldn't quite figure out why? Ever have a day when your tears just wouldn't stop? Ever have a day when you were extremely happy but for just a minute cried anyway?

The Elevator
Okay let's have some fun. I want to hear your stuck in an elevator fantasies. ;D I really want to hear what you have to say. I want you to create a fantasy not a real life situation that might be scary unless that would be your fantasy ;P. Here is a taste of mine... I am going up to the penthouse suite of a highrise hotel...of course on a secluded island without too many guest.... I walk up to the elevator and the doors open...waiting inside this elevator is a reserved looking gentleman handsome sandy brown hair blue/green eyes. He is wearing a button down business shirt and slacks. He looks really shy, kind of apprehensive to say the least. We start going up to the top floor when all of a sudden it stops between floors. High enough that you can't just open the door to get out on either floor. We ring the emergency button for help. Over the intercom rings out a voice that says...we apologize for the inconvenience but it will be 24 hours before we can get a crew here to g

Fuck Or Pass
There is at least one person on your Cherry TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherry Tap list that wants to do u so!!! Repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it

Dead Mans Thoughts
The Cry.... as i wandered the path i choose, i heard a cry from afar. i searched as i walked for the creature this cry came from. the cry was low, and very sad. i searched onward as my feet carried me forward. never knowing from where the cry was coming from. i continued my path and one day i realized the cry was forever with me. and this cry of dispair was getting closer as each day i traveled. past the hills, the valleys, through many villiages of people laughing and going about their routine as if they never heard this depressing cry. i stopped an old woman once, as i asked her if she did not hear the cry and why no one was searching for the source of such misery. she ignored me as if i was not there.

Men V Women
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine -- "la maison." "Pencil", however, is masculine -- "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendi

Jokes
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly > > ?Larry throws up all over himself. > > ? > > ?"Oh, no...? Now my wife will kill me!" > > ? > > ?Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and > > ?tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars > > ?for the dry cleaning bill." > > ? > > ?So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. > > ? > > ?Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. > > ?"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're > > ?disgusting!" > > ? > > ?Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, > > "Nowainaminit, I can? e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only > > had a cupla? drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too > > many! and? he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' > > gave me? twennie bucks for the

Poetry - Some Romantic Some Erotic
Hundreds of suitors yearn for your heart, I am simply a poet of movement, a jockey of word art. As suitors sell and try to hustle you with romance, I can only splash the screen with colors and dance. They are beaters of drums as gold banners unfurl, They offer you lush gifts in a glistening world. Suitors also bear torches and are carvers of stone, But whisper their poems and always surrender their thrones. And there in your doorway, no shadow will be cast, As you are surrounded by ghosts from the past. Just look into their eyes, you'll see windows of pain, Ready to collect your heartache like droplets of rain. Yet I stand before you, with my palms to the sky Not much in my pocket, It's of no use, I've tried. What I can offer, is where words have no place, A heart that's true, and my love for you that awaits. It really was a folly of youth, I should have been more careful. After this I always was. At 15 I heard the 2 words every teen dreads, The 17 year olds sa

Hum.. Dinger
intill now i have been very proud of our "open-honest" relationship the kind where i bring home women for us to have our way with Together pretty much because i always put him to shame as far as pleasing them :-) but this girl was different shehas a daughter 3 months older then mine ans you would never in your wildest dreams amagine she was even knock up at some point in her life. she's a 9/10 in my book !!! but unlike others i felt a discouraging vibe when the ball got rolling, maybe it started to fast? i dont know but i was consumed with a bit of jealousy but mainly i felt as if i had lost my connection with dan we were no longer a team, then he attempted to sneak out one night to her house but of course i knew what was what. he apologized and tried to explain his actions. i still felt uneasy about the whole thing but we have continued a sexual relationship with miss perfect 9/10 TOgether, but i cant shake the feeling with her and even with out her here. i feel like now that a toy ha

Me At The Moment
well i'm normally a upbeat happy person with a postive outlook on life. but as of late i'm starting to get depressed feeling my life is fucking up and i see no way out it's bad when you think about buying alot booze and see how far i can take it. not sure why the change but i have to find a way around this dark and ugly place before it's too late. i have never really had many friends and i have a few now i help them out all the time and put on this i'm kool nothing can bother me face so they have no clue i'm feeling this way. i have make some really awesome friends here on fubar and i hope it continues you all are a big help and i love you for who you are. not sure what would help but if you read this and what to help or just feel like talking to me i'm here you can shout of mail me or yahoo me at hankstager69 i would love to talk ~hank well i'm getting back to normal alot of folks have helped and reminded me just how special i am and not to lose my way and i thank

Civil War
if hilary is elected i beleive (from past history)it will send the united states into a second civil war this time over the american citizens rights to defend themselves and their homes.The first civil war was over taken away slaves you try to take away the american peoples weapons and this is more important then slavery was they will fight back causing a civil disobedience problem that will require the government to send armed troops to stop (but wait the armed troops are over seas) so then we are left with beuracratic federal officers trying to go into all those peoples homes that registered for a concealed weapons license to remove their weapons.the american people especially southerners who make up over 75 % of the armed forces since befor vietnam wont give up their weapons without a fight (they will take my gun when they pry it from my cold dead hands)is a term used constantly.people are not willing to leave the rptoection of their loved ones in the hands of incompetant law e

Pure Romance
ATTENTION LADIES: If you join the Pure Romance Team now I will give you a free gift after you purchase your kit. Just contact me and let me know you're interested in joining and I'll help you get started. This is the best time to join since the kits are half off. You will love your job if you join the Pure Romance Team. WE GET PAID TO PARTY!!! Plus you make your own hours. Offer ends Sept 13th. www.jerseywatson.pureromance.com jerseywatson@pureromance.com Hello ladies. . . . . My name is Jersey and I'm a Pure Romance Consultant. Pure Romance is American's #1 reason for a Girls' Night In! We teach women how to put the "O" back in Romance. When we come to your house for a party you get to touch, taste and smell our products. You get to see how they work and ask questions about them. The first part of the party consists of Message and bath aids, lubricants, heighteners, games, books, and some novelties. The second part is dedicated to the toys. We take orders in a private roo

Sorry
Just wanted to say I'm sorry been away for awhile and while I was someone complained about my pro. pio. in tee shirt saying virgen so they took it down. Will replace soon. Shelia That was supposed to be my profile picture that some idiot complained about. Was only a tee shirt saying virgen for christs sake. Am sorry Shelia

Life, Family And Good Friends...
Ok, So I think I got a little part of this down now. I know how to blog, for sure. My space thought me that but because that was the first time I joined anything like that. Now it is an addiction that I try and not let this machine replace the real world & the real ppl in it. I home school my 9 yr old grandson & would love to chat about homeschooling, so message me I am married to the guy of my dreams & am NOT interested in finding or talking sentimentally with any other guy so don't go their! I am taken! I have 2 kids, all grown now.... :( I have 2 grandsons and I feel blessed! :) I am anxious to see what else life has to offe me. Stop by and say hi? Kat

Recipes
Venison Salami 2 lb Ground venison 2 tsp Curing salt 3/4 tsp Garlic salt 1 tsp Mustard seed 1/4 tsp Black pepper 1/4 tsp Red pepper 1c Water Combine all ingredients; divide into thirds and form into long rolls. Wrap in heavy duty aluminum foil; refrigerate 24 hours. Cover rolls with water in pan. Bring to a boil; boil 1 hour. Unwrap; drain. Chill before slicing. Meat may be a bit pink, but is fully cooked. Lemon Butter SauceGreat for Chicken or Fish 1 cup dry white wine 3 lemons, peeled and quartered 2 tablespoons minced garlic 1 tablespoon minced shallots 1 teaspoon salt 3 turns freshly ground black pepper 1 dash Worcestershire sauce 1 dash hot pepper sauce 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut up, at room temperature 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh parsley Heat a large non-reactive skillet over high heat. When the skillet is hot, add the wine, lemons, garlic, and shallots. Cook for 3 minutes, breaking up and mashing t

Awesomeness!!!!
Today while I slept..naked of course...I was given something very cool. I woke to find a message in my inbox, sadly messages are sparse...some of you need to fix that for me..I find great joy discovering items in my box. But not to get distracted here...I want everyone to do me a big favor...because she really is very cool and fun and her gift to me was truly unsolicited and from the heart. Now I will gladly impart as many of the 11's as I can upon you all..as i have been making my way through your albums/stashes/blogs/and mumms already... please go to her page and rate her/add her/fan her/show her a whole lot of love/and get her drunk if you can!!! ~Vixen260~DLCSS~DD~#1 Wife of Never Played Again~@ fubar muchos gracias all!!! thank you very much sweetheart for making me pink again. ♥ xoxox ♥ My Best Friends She is the most awesome friend I could ever ask for and so very dear to me. I love you Cara!! bratt@ fubar To know him is to adore him...and I s

Ture Love
Ture Love is you will do anything for that person and its not you and them its you both come together as one.Ture Love is everything your best friend, lover,friend.wife.husband,girlfriend boyfriend

Basic Kissing Tips:)
Basic Kissing Tips Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss. Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don't wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey. And don't wear a lot of lipstick unless you want your partner to wear it too after the kiss. Slightly moist lips makes it easier to move your lips over your partner's and gives both you and your partner a more pleasant experience. Positioning - Stand close to your partner. As the two of you move closer together tilt

Be Back As Soon As I Can!
Barnhouse, Sylina L. View/Sign Guest Book BARNHOUSE Sylina L. Barnhouse, age 28, of Columbus, passed away Thursday, January 10, 2008, at her home. She is survived by her children, Diamond, Storm, Stacy and Capone; mother, Deborah; father, Lenord Whitt; step-father, Rick Jarvis; grandmother, Hazel Whitt; brothers, Dwayne, Lenord, Ben and Russell; sisters, Marquita and Laurie; uncles, Tim, William, James, Billy and Paul; aunts, Darla, Laura, Linda, Helen, Janet, Opal and Elizabeth; other relatives and friends. Family and friends may call from 2-4 and 6-8 p.m. Sunday, January 13 at the RUTHERFORD-SHROYER FUNERAL HOME, 1278 W. Broad St., Columbus, OH 43222, where a funeral service will be held 1 p.m. Monday, January 14, 2008, with Rev. G.A. Haubrich officiating. Burial will follow in Green Lawn Cemetery. "Sign the online guestbook at www.dispatch.com/obituaries" Published in The Columbus Dispatch from 1/12/2008 - 1/13/2008. Notice • Guest Book • Charities Walking

Jackal's Blog
If you don't like poor grammar and spelling don't bother reading further I just needed to rant what was oon my brain. How do you handle it when you care for someone deeply and you know things would be great with them. They just got hurt and are having a rough time just in general and just want to be friends and take things day by day. I am in this situation and have never been here before. I am one that normally either dates the person they like or just say screw it and go on. Since my divorce I have had a wall around my heart to try to advoid this exact situation. This is the first person I have met and had such a connection with that I have opened myself up completly to them. I respect their wish to be single and just see where things go but at the same time I am lost. I know I can wait for her to figure things out and will be there for her when she needs me. I'm not interested in anyone else she is all I can think of. Sorry just needed to vent. My friend is in a contest an

All My Days
Days Some days are Good Days. Like when I go out for a walk or to a movie with a good friend.. Or just listening to music as loud as a want with out anyone saying ( Turn it down ). There are Ok Days. When I don't want to get out of bed till 12pm When I'm like in my head thinking ( Leave me alone to everyone who calls) but yet you still talk to them anyways. There are Sad Days When I like to cry and sit and listen to REALLY depressing Music ALL DAY LONG. When I don't even answer my phone which most of you know doesn't happen a lot. There are MAD Days When I get in fights with friends and say I don't want to talk and then tell you 5 minutes later what's wrong. When I listen to really messed up music like the ones that say ( I hate your and I want to Kill you.) And there or those Days ( I just feel like dying ) When some say "Hey you know you can do this or that… When people put me down and some people say I'm fat…" But There are some Day The days I love th

Announcing The Queen Of The Embarrassed Fu!
Announcing the Queen of the Embarrassed Fu!! Jaime ~ Sporty_Babe ~ Winning Photo – “Lickable Eyeshadow” Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket “Your Most Embarrassing Photo” 1st prize 1 Day Blast Trophy (VIP Gifts) Dozen Roses (Fubar Gifts) Custom Graphic (with your name emblazoned for all the Fu World to see) Queen of the Embarrassed Fu Contest Hostess: Lucretia ~ LuAngel1111 ~ luangel1111@fubar.com Thank you to all that participated: Contestants, Voters, Commenters, and Promoters! Final Results: Sporty_Babe - 250 comments Wolfman - 216 comments Catchin Gears - 68 comments Fast Eddie - 25 comments

Iron Horse Lounge
just seeing if there is an interst in owning me for a week if so start rating and buying me drinks the first to help leval up owns me OK EVERYONE I HAVE SENT A FEW BULLIES ABOUT A PLACE CALLED THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE IF UR MY FRIEND COME CHECK IT OUT OR MY FAN WE NEED MEMBERS TENDERS GREETERS PROMOTORS AND ENFORCERS AND MEMBERS ALSO LOOKING FOR DJ'S HERE IS THE LINK COME ON IN WE ARE WAITIN FOR YA http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9363

Beckie's Daily Words Of Wisdom
Today I am going to post some lyrics to a song, and I hope who ever reads this will take the time to read them. I have been having a very hard few days. I am feeling very sick again, and not geting on as much. I can't sleep barely at night. I lay awake most of the night.... so here are some lyrics from a awesome groups called " Barlow Girls". :) Hope you like it. Never Alone Lyrics Artist(Band):Barlow Girl I waited for you today But you didn't show No no no I needed You today So where did You go? You told me to call Said You'd be there And though I haven't seen You Are You still there? [Chorus:] I cried out with no reply And I can't feel You by my side So I'll hold tight to what I know You're here and I"m never alone And though I cannot see You And I can't explain why Such a deep, deep reassurance You've placed in my life We cannot separate 'Cause You're part of me And though You're invisible I'll trust the unseen [Chorus] We cannot s

Rockn N Rolln With Tetisheri In The House !!!
why do men change once they have been with a girl for so long . i know we change too . but i mean like the flirting and the looks ? Ok I got my jeep 3 years ago about lol and when I got it I replaced the front cvc joints both of them ! OK today I had to replace the front left one again ! What is the deal ? Any one have any ideas . It is a 1998 grand jeep cherakee strait 6 4 wheel drive . Is there something that could be bent causing pressure on it to break them ? Any ideas let me know lol Thanks ! Ok yahoo update for you that I know that go on yahoo lol We have a update on ymlite just type in /update on it hit enter . It will update you to the new one . Also looks like yahoo is still up to the updates . um jaci if you cant get it let me know i will help you threw it . Other words I have noticed a lot of problems with people and voice . Looks like right now that is a yahoo problem ok . or a dll problem just let me know and i will try to help you threw it . Ok thats about all f

Stolen
So I bought a 2007 Yamaha R1 back on the 13th of April. I had it for 4 1/2 months already. I had plans to put an alarm on it this friday. I'm getting ready to take off to a party just to have my roommate tell me that it was gone. Now some unlucky, lucky asshole stole 16,000 from me. And to think, I lived in a nice neighborhood!

Friends
I sat on the porch overlooking a beautiful mountain lake on a summer day,enjoying a glass of wine with my Mom. Older than me, mother of four, experienced and wise. "Get yourself some girlfriends," she advised, swirling the wine in her glass. "You are going to need girlfriends. Go places with them, do things with them." What a funny piece of advice, I thought. Hadn't I just gotten married? Hadn't I just joined the couple-world? I was a married woman, for goodness sake, not a young girl who needed girlfriends. Nevertheless, I listened to my Mom and I got back in touch with my old girlfriends of years. As the years tumbled by, one after another, gradually I came to understand that Mom knew what she was talking about. Here is what I know about them: Girlfriends bring casseroles and scrub your bathroom when you are sick. Girlfriends keep your children and keep your secrets. Girlfriends give advice when you ask for it. Sometimes you take it, sometimes you don't. Girlfri

August 31st
From: Mephisto's Date: Aug 24, 2007 3:18 PM Hey All !!!! .. I will be here as a Judge ! .. Come hang out and have a drink with me ! FRIDAY AUGUST 31ST!! SEXIEST ALTERNATIVE BACK TO SCHOOL PARTY!!! CONTESTS TO BE JUDGED BY LIVE JUDGES FROM NOIR LEATHER REDEMPTION BONDAGE EQUIPMENT ... (Me) AND KNUCK N FUTZ PRODUCTIONS CONTEST FOR.... BEST CAGE DANCER ~ $50 CASH PRIZE, FREE MODELING PHOTOSHOOT COURTESY OF "BONEZMAN PHOTOGRAPHY" AND WINNER GETS TO BE A PART OF AN UPCOMING PRODUCTION!! SEXIEST GOTH/ALTERNATIVE OUTFIT ~ HOT TOPIC GIFT CERTIFICATE AND NOIR LEATHER GIFT CERTIFICATE SEXIEST BACK TO SCHOOL OUTFIT ~ HOT TOPIC GIFT CERTIFICATE AND NOIR LEATHER GIFT CERTIFICATE DJ GRIMM SPINNING ALL NIGHT! $5 LONG ISLANDS AND $3 LARGE WELLS $5 COVER $2 OFF WITH FLYER DOORS OPEN AT 9 21+ WITH PROPER ID NO UNAUTHORIZED CAMERAS WILL BE ALLOWED!! 2764 FLORIAN, HAMTRAMCK MI. CLUB PHONE 313.875.3627

The Reward
When I got home I was tired. I could hear my Ex Girlfriend in the shower. I assumed that she was getting ready for bed. I turned the TV on and lay down on our bed waiting for Bridgette to come out. When the bathroom door opened, I expected to see her in her nightclothes. Instead she was dressed to kill. Her hair was done up and her full lips were glossed over in cherry red lipstick. The tight black dress showed off her ample cleavage. Still trying to recover from the scene I heard her say, I am going out! I told her that if she waited a bit I would go too. She was obviously upset with me still from earlier in the day. No! she snapped, I want to have a good time and obviously you are too tired Before I could respond, she stormed out the door and left in the truck. Well I was tired and didnt really feel up to going out. Later, though, I began to feel bad about not going. I got dressed and headed down to the Jungle Garden where she usually goes. As I drove down the street, I saw her tr

Me Myself N I
I just wanted to finally create my 1st blog, and say thank you to all my friends and family at fubar,for everything i luv u all!, ya know life gets me down sumtimes, not only because of my different situations; as in disability, life in general, n love as well, but i come here and everyone makes me smile laugh, and feel loved. So to you all thanks again! Special thanks to Bassmaniac, for bringin me to Fubar, and Lujak, for makin some cool pics for me.Keep the love flowin and the drinks comin cold!

Rip Dwayne
Indianapolis - An early morning domestic dispute turned deadly on the city's southside. Shortly after 3 a.m. Saturday, IMPD responded to the 2200 block of South Pennsylvania Street. It's not the first time police responded to a domestic disturbance call at the Von Essen home on the city's southside. But Saturday morning ended in deadly gunfire when 22-year-old Dwayne Von Essen refused to obey police orders to put down his machete and hatchet. An officer fired a single shot, killing him. Police say the shooting was justified. "There are at least two notations in the run prior to the officer getting here of people inside the residence saying that if police showed up, they would be killed," said Sgt. Paul Thompson, IMPD Public Information Officer. But the Von Essen family says police used excessive deadly force even though the officers were never in any real danger. "They're life wasn't in danger. My brother never charged them," said Darrin Von Essen. "He had the weapons down at his sides

News
36 DAYS AND COUNTING TILL WRESTLEMANIA 24 CITRUS BOWL ORLANDO FLA AND I WILL BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT MY TICKETS AND CAMERA READY AND I WILL ORDER THE PPV AND TAPE IT.........HHH-ORTON-CENA MAIN EVENT EDGE-UNDERTAKER YEP GONNA BE HOTTTTTTTTT Well as you can see by my pics I have a handsome grandson!!!!!!!!! Been workin alot lately so I don't have much time to spend on the computer but I try when I can. I am happy to say on Valentine's day we will have a new addition to ou family .....Kailey Lee Noble!!! My close friend Tina is gonna be a Grandma!!!!! It will be happy and sad at the same time since on 11-26-07 hr husband was killed in a car accident and didn't even get to know he was gonna be a grandpa.....but Kailey will have lots of love from all of us.....She will be MEANIE the 3RD as her Momma calls me meanie and she is my mini meanie LOL so I will happily be having a granddaughter just because our families are that close :) Today is the baby shower so I will post a few pic

The Hug Brigade!
Heartsound-President of The Hug Brigade@ fubar President simple gal, MEMBER OF THE HUG BRIGADE@ fubar FU Wife of Nellie~JERSEY BRAT ~ U.S. Military Supporter@ fubar cutestlittleangel@ fubarDerfla9969@ fubar Master Shadow Raven~~Lord Darkblood Dragonslayer~~Pls rip my candles to show suport for Dream Catch@ fubarManda Luvs #20@ fubar **SweetNSassy** Top Promoter of *The Anything Goes Lounge*@ fubar We all noticed a need.We were seeing updates on statuses that said things like "I need a hug"...so we have all come together to form The Hug Brigade!If you know anyone that needs a hug...please send a link to that person's profile to one of these people. The Hug Brigade will be sure to make sure they are properly hugged! Ok...I am being a pain in the butt. lol I think it is going to be best if I put all the member tags in a seperate folder from everything else so that they will be easier for all of you to find. I am going to be moving all tags to a new folder on Friday...

Bulletins
-------------~*~*~*~*~------------- Stephanie Lynn is one AMAZING woman and I am happy to call her one of my best friends on this site! She is so generous and is always doing anything and everything to help people out! She deserves EVERY bit of love all of you can give her plus more! Right now she is holding a contest for people to get their friends to Rate, Fan, and Add her. I am asking all of my friends to please please click on her link below and go Rate, Fan and Add her. In order for me to get the credit you must Rate and Fan her before you Add her, and IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST YOU MUST PUT NEA NEA SENT ME! IT CANNOT BE NEA, OR ANY OTHER NICKNAME. IT HAS TO SAY NEA NEA SENT ME! Please help me out. Not only because I want to win a prize, but also because she deserves all of this love so please give it to her. Just click the link below and get to lovin! -------------~*~*~*~*~------------- Stephanie Lynn@ fubar THIS BULLETIN HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY

2 Things
far better is it 2 hav a strout health always and 2 suffer 1's share of evil!than 2 be ever fearing of what may happen!!! what man is a man!that does not change the world?? its been said men only have to things n the hearth!1 is love,and the other hate,,i ask my self sumtimes witch 1 will preveal over the other,,and ive come to the point where i feel like which ever 1 u feed the most,is the 1 tht preveals!!!hmm,i wonder which i has filled mine??!!

Truth...
If you don't open your eyes to the Truth..You will never see it...Make sure you are not just listening to what you want to hear and are ignoring the truth that is right in front of your Eyes... Keep Your eyes opened to the truth even if it hurts to do so!!!

Breast Cancer Awareness
This is National Breast Cancer Month. I hope and pray that I help some one to get a mammogram. For females, please do self- examination of your breasts- one week after your period. Men reading this, please do your self exams and report any changes in your breasts or nipples. Unfortunately, men get Breast Cancer too... One of the most common cancers among Black women, as you may know, is Breast Cancer. And that, my friends, is only surpassed by the number one culprit Lung Cancer. More than 217, 000 people will be affected by Breast Cancer this year. Now tell me that this fact isn’t a good reason for us to feel some fear. Every 2 minutes, my friends, a woman is diagnosed with Breast Cancer. And every 13 minutes because of Breast Cancer, one woman’s life is over. Imagine, 20,000 newly diagnosed cases are expected to occur among Black Women. Of that, 57 hundred Black Women, because of Breast Cancer, will leave this earth my friend. Black Women 5 year survival rate is 74%

Thoughts
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but no

Invisibledon
Please help me get 43 more hits on my character page so I can earn a banner for my character page. Simply click HERE And it will tell you have been bitten by the Vampire Tiberius Constantine. Which is me, invisible don. If you ever need a vote on something let me know I’ll help you out too. Thanks, so much. Invisible Don AKA Tiberius Constantine the vampire invis-ology Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A: changes all the time, I have about 7 or 8 different ones in the fridge now - well I think not eating meat makes that a needed thing so I don't get just plain sick of one of them Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. fast food places aren't so much on my dining guide lately, because I don't eat 99.99999 % of what they serve and I'm broke, as in phucking broke, so poor that I can't pay attention broke Q. What is your favo