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Friends
I had a very dear friend That friend went to join his heavenly father He left this world knowing he had touched alot of lives He made many friends and even bought his family togather He had a million dollar smileand a funny way to make you laugh He might have gotten on your nerves but at the same time you still loved him He will remembered in all of our thoughts and prayers We will miss you In Memory of Chris St. John 1-19-08 How can a child pick and choose who they want in their life. Even though they my have been adopted at a young age and then they found each other again....how can they hurt one set of parents and not want to hurt the other? My husband lost 2 of his children due to unseen circumstances with his ex-wife and they lost the 2 children. Well when the oldest was 18 they found my husband and never the less now the daugther doesn't want anything to do with my husband but to use him and hurt him and her brothers. I just don't feel that it is

We-men Vs Women~
miss U Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is

Maternity Clothes
I don’t know if it’s me but is there a new trend that while you are pregnant you wear the shortest and tightest of clothes? I was in the mall the other day and crossed six pregnant women. Of the six only one had real maternity clothes on. She looked radiant and absolutely beautiful. Why must we all have to look at large bellies in small clothes? Just needed to ask if I was the only one noticing this new trend.

Atleast Someone Thought Abt The Men!
Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Thought 2 The average man's life consists of : Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Thought 3 A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going t

Makeover Contest...
For every 100 comments someone will get 10,000 Fubucks... ...Click on the pic below and bomb away I am entered in a contest ... help me win...Please bomb Click the link or photo below A Chance for ladies in The NJ/Ny Area to win a $500 Shoppoing spree hotel accomodations, makeover by prfessional makeup artists and a professional Photo shot with pictures to appear in Companies Profile magaziine... u intereted ask me how...

Hi Ppl
Hi ppl, come on fan me, rate me, add me send me gifts all will b returned. I'm always looking for new freinds. Jenny.xxxxx Hi ppl, Come and view my profile, leave some comments all will b commented back and mayb add me as a freind, all welcome. The more freinds the better is what I always say lol. Chat soon DarkSweetie24.xxx

Need Help
My friend only needs 1860 to level...if you all can spare some time that woudl be great..:) Show some Fubar Love Hurley@ fubar Thank you to those of you that helped my friend level up...this is why I love my Fubar friends!!... Profile Graphics - hitupmyspot.com My friend doesn't have long to go before he levels..can you stop by and help him out please? I would do the same for you..:P..lol Hurley@ fubar

Tell Me This
Can someone please explain to me what the phrase "friends with benefits" really means? In my head (and we all know that strange things go on in my head) I try to define the words that are a part of the phrase. Now, a friend is someone you spend time with, who has your back in times of need and listens to you gripe about your problems. Benefits are wonderful extras. But this does not describe the friend with benefits. If you are a friend with benefits, why can't we hang out from time to time for happy hour? How come you can't come over for a cookout? Why don't we do lunch during the week? Is it because I'm getting the benefits but not the friendship? Is it because you are really just a bootycall? If we aren't talking, via telephone or face to face, we are probably not friends. If the most communication we have concerns where and what time, then we probably are not friends. If you couldn't care less that I was hurt by your actions last week (I mean tell

Sabotage
dont bring the family to yankee stadium! Hottie Contest Host!!!@ fubar If you click that link you can see the hotties contest!Just go to his albums and you can see.There are alot of really good looking girls!I didnt enter cause i didnt know! but it would mean alot to me if you went for 15 or 20 minutes and dropped some comments to help TEEZ.She is in a sexy NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL outfit second row last pic.You cant miss it her sexy ass is showing! Every guy that drops her comments for awhile gets a pic of me in my new years sheer dress.i am practicaly naked!lol..so Just copy and paste anything hot in the comments to her pic!ty so much! IT MAY BE CONSIDERED CRUEL BUT I THINK IT IS FUNNY,I AM A VERY EVIL PERSON BUT SOMEONE HAS TO TEACH PEOPLE LESSONS!BE SURE TO READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP! ->¢¾Bo...: you should just do it,you made my pussy so wet saying it!...you will love my show,and for the 30 day i will do it everyday! m

Doll1313baby
Come see my profile. I'm new here. My name is Honey Bee I'm 31 from: Central, N.Y. Send me a friends request. Rate my photo. Anything. hope to hear from you all really soon. thursday, sept. 20th. at 12:31 a.m. dear fubar members, my name is honey. i'm 31, i look 21 and i act 5. the reason is simply this. i have a mental illness. i have bi-polar manic depression, with pychotic tendancies and borderline personality disoder.... in short broke up englih. i am fubar.... my favorite military term. fubar= Fucked Up Beyond All Reconiton.... i'll write more later. comment on what was said so far. if you have any questions ask them or go to www.webmd.com or www.healthyplace.com to get more infor on mental illness. ty you go in peace and may the force be with you always. lol honey age: 31

Joke
A rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo. With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself." This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what; I'

About Me
Well I’m back from my trip, and my visit with Onyx. It is a beautiful place to see, a bit in the middle of nowhere, but it’s nice. A great time to be there with the leaves changing. I had a blast. Onyx is a great person and my bestest friend. I am glad I got the opportunity to meet him face to face. We are the best of friends and will always be. Also my first time on a plane, scared but not as bad as I had imagined it. Yes Onyx you were right nothing to worry about with the plane ride. And in light of what has transpired over the last few days. I am not being used, I do not feel like I am, and would like those of you who think I am to wake up. As I sit here and reflect on the past year and think about what I have to be thankful for. I am thankful that Onyx has come into my life. He is a great friend. And he has a kind heart and people need to stop using him for there benefit. I am tired of people walking all over him. And I am getting tired of being walked on my

Drinking
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day" ~ Frank Sinatra "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and al of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this win, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."" ~ Jack Handy "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman

Spit Or Swollow?
I dont get it? Whats the big issue.....is there something im missing here?......is it a "Lady" , "Slut" thing , taste...what? just wanting some insight from the ladies on how to me a good man....and where you fall?

On The Verge Of Extinction.....
Last night was "Guys Night Out". Like every other guys night out we were in rare form. We chose to go to one of our favorite Wednesday Night "Watering Holes". As the night progressed, we decided to go to the dance side of the club. When we walked into the room a friend of mine saw his CURRENT girlfriend with her ex dude. Of course. it got a little chaotic. After a lot of screaming and yelling we finally got him out of the bar. We all went out to eat afterwards to try and calm him down. He then proceeded to tell us about how she said that her ex treated her like shit and how he use to hit on her. This baffled me. Why would a woman want to be with a guy who treats her like shit instead of a guy who treats her the way she wants to be treated? Then, I got to thinking some more. I've been through a similar situation and it doesn't make any since. I always hear women ask why aren't there any good men left. The answer to this is because certain women (NOT ALL) make good men go bad. My friend

Poems
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides............... These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy a

I Dare You
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me?: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobb

Joke Of The Day
It's a Saturday morning & Pete is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the bloke who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon. So Pete heads back to the clubhouse and phones home: "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Pete. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Pete says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car has just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped o

Downraters
I always ask when downrated but he rated me a one and I would never do that. This is what he had to say and U will see toward the end I got a lil hateful but for those who know me Im nothing like that. I just thought U should know about him so that if he comes to ur page U might want to watch out. Thank you for reading. ~hugs and kisses~ ~* Akuma Neko Demon Cat from Hades *~©@ fubar Dont know this guy or why he did it but he rated me a one! :( I have when people do that shit ya know!? Its just wrong! So I thought Id let yall know about him so U could be on a look out so if he comes on ur pro! jerry@ fubar

She Needs Serious Help
I want to return the favor..if any of you all can spare some comments for her that would be great...she helped me in my contest even though she was friends with another contestant..that makes her great in my book... Click the Pic and help if you can..:)

Stargazer
I have rated all her pics and her stash she is sooooooooo close would love to surprise her **Stargazer**@ fubar If somoeone could please help I would appreciate it she had to delete her old page because it was hacked. Thanks :)

In My Mind
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you. 6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. 9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. 10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. 11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris 12. In fine print on the

How many times have you sat in your room all alone? how many fellings do you have that go unshown? How many tears will you cry befor you finlly give in? How long must I wait till you let me in? I know were both hurt and we've both seen pain, but together we might fell joy again. The way I fell with you wraped in my arms, Lets me know I can get through this storm. Your soft,gentle kiss, your warm embrace, the way you gentaly caress my face. the fellings that I thought I would never fell again So now please tell me why it has to end? Its not that I'm asking you to commit to me right away But when I am around, in your arms I'd like to lay. I'm not looking to be yours and yours alone just yet, But I plan for the future,and on you my eyes are set. I am a Modern-Day Germanic Warrior! I fight for our people and i fight for our faith. I will strive for personal victory and achievement specifically to better fulfill this purpose. If I am unable to "cleave Skulls," then

Right Here.....
COME ON YA'LL.... I know Ive helped plenty of you and your girl is tryin to win her first contest so hit me up. Rates count on this one so hook it up even if u dont like to bomb. Hell one comment would be nice! muah! JUST CLICK HERE! ILL SHOW THA LUV BACK FOR SURE!

Ramblings
this helped me a lot. thought i'd share in case someone else could benefit. Then, just as you're preparing to mingle, it happens: You pass a mirror and glimpse your reflection -- your horrifying, horrifying reflection. Your hair looks as though a crazed weasel nested, bore young, and died there. Aghast, you wobble off your high heels and sprain an ankle. All eyes are glued on you. All conversation focuses on your disgrace. Everyone begins texting hilarious descriptions of you from their cell phones. In your dreams, baby. I mean this both literally and figuratively. Most of us occasionally dream about being embarrassed in social settings. But even in waking life, many of us operate as if Simon Cowell is doing a play-by-play of our work, wardrobe and snack choices. One team of researchers has dubbed this phenomenon the "spotlight effect." In the beam of imaginary spotlights, many of us suffer untold shame and create smaller, weaker, less zestful lives than we deserve. Terrified

Moogle's World
If I died tomorrow would you laugh or start the sorrow? take it all away and don’t come back another day or you will find that you’re whats killing me let me die with this lie that murders me slowly take my life with the knife stabbed in my back i slip away as i sleep with the knife in so deep you stand there and watch me bleed As you begin to cry i become complete betrayal could never feel this sweet.

Movin!!
Well guys I am finally movin and not to sure of when I will be back online. So Cotton good luck in your contest and I hope you win girl!!! And to everyone els I will miss you all and don't worry I'll be back...lol I wont be on as much as before because I will be spending more time with the love of my life and hopefully wont have much time to be on here :p but I will pop in and say hello and show my love for yall! So don't forget me cause I'll be back and i will bring the laughs and smiles with me!!! :D Love you guys and will talk more real soon!!!!!

From Dale Jr.s Personal Blog
Published by DaleJr July 17th, 2007 in Uncategorized. Tags: No Tags. Today I leave for a short vacation, which — I gotta be honest — I’ve been looking forward to. Me and some buddies are leaving town for a few days… going to hang out at the beach and probably go to a concert. I love racing and I love my job, but everyone needs a little balance in their lives, ya know, just to recharge their batteries. Before I leave, I wanna thank everyone who continues to show support throughout all the changes that are going on. As you heard last week, Budweiser will not be the sponsor of my car next year. I’ve got mixed feelings because I know we’ve got some pretty cool things in store for the future, but I was definitely sad to hear the partnership will come to an end. We’ve had a pretty awesome run together. They’ve been really good to me, and I’m going to get that Bud car in Victory Lane before the year is out. And like I said in an interview over the weekend, just becau

Wasted
Here's my story... I do what I want when I want, there isnt anyone who can stop me...I am a social person and I could careless if you assume otherwise...so if you want to have your fun and judge me go right ahead bkuz it shows I am better than you Keep talking sh*t you're making me famous Why everyone has to watch me and then talk to my boyfriend Grant about me, like I have done anything wrong, listen I dont go around being a tramp, I have fun; I talk to people...dont safely assume that I am "flirting" just bkuz I am nice doesnt mean I flirt with everyone...so stop being childish and talking behind my back, say it to me...I'd like to hear some stuff you talk bout...Take the time to sit me down and tell me exactly what you think I should be doing...should I only be armcandy..sit around while everyone else socializes and has a good time, shut up and stay in the background...dont worry once you get your feed of gossip; wont stay around long bkuz I am done with your scene...No one

Freakin Hell On Wheels
why is it that every woman i hook up with turns out to be a bitch and either sleeps with my best friend, or leaves with all my money, hell i even had 2 that got pregnant and left, sadly only one of the children made it, but still i never get to see him, so seriously if you are a dumb bitch and you do the stupid shit that i just described, dont even fuckin talk to me, i have seriously had enough of that bullshit

My Life...
My mom is working like crazy im worried she is being way too hard on herself friday she worked 2pm-10pm saturday 2pm-6am!!! she worked a double and then came back at 2pm that day and worked till 10 and came home finished watching the nascar california race and went to bed and shes working 2 to 10 tonight then finally gets a day off tomorrow i dont know how that woman does it I have some sad but happy news my moms dog Little Man ( not the dog in my pics) was given a new home saturday night so he is no longer with us my mom decided it was not fair to keep him in the basement all the time and she doesnt have the time to give him the attention he needs and i am happy to report that he is doing quite well with his new family i got up around 11 like i usually do LOL.. what a bum huh? then I ate my lunch which was mac & cheese with no milk in it cuz my brother drank the rest of it this mourning with his breakfast Little Brat!! so needless to say mom had to replace the milk with butter so

My Words
In the hart of a thug there is alot of love but in the face of a thug he shows no weakness The things he do to keep his family close and safe is a glimps of how he cares The things he do for his homeboys show that there is still love deep inside of him When he mean mugs you can't begine to notice his softness but it is there When he kisses his woman or plays with his child In the way he daps his friends The way he rolls for his hood In the way he fights for his falling In every thing he do there are glimpse of the love he has In the hart of a thug there is alot of love Music Videos - Lil LOVE (feat Mariah Carey and Bow Wow)

Enhancing Photos
I dare say we've all taken a photo where, the colour is all dull and nothing like what we seen in real life, and 99% of the time it goes into a drawer and forgotten about But today with a bit of Knowledge and a good photo editing programme an ordinary photo can be enhanced and the colours brought back to life. The photo above was converted from a RGB image to a Lab image then adjustments was made to its colour curves to improve them Bring out and enhancing the colour

Love Breeds Suicide
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Love is so unbreakable at times, love can be broken without hurt, love is a feeling that holds desire, desire is what we want most without desire we have nothing, love can be placed into words and have not true meaning, love is only a keepsake, love can make you be happy or sad, love is pain, love is suicide, love kills, love or not love you decide I tell the tell of dreams to life, I smell the smell to yell the dreams out, I sell the sell of the dream to another, This dream goes to the person I sold it to, The dream tells the person they are loved. Above the loved ones head the love is being, Battered and torn with the hatred, Of the

Chocolate What Is Good For You...
"Technically, these may not all be candy, although if you're like me, adding chocolate to anything makes it delicious and sweet. If it's also bite-size, I call it candy. Once you've made the first two simple recipes, your imagination will take over and you'll realize the world is full of other things that can be dipped in chocolate. Whether you like sweet and salty combined, as with the chocolate covered popcorn, or something even healthier like chocolate covered raisins, you'll start looking at what's in your kitchen cupboards in a whole different light. While many fudge recipes are much more complicated than the chocolate peanut butter one below, this recipe also introduces you to the realm of possibilities with its basic simplicity plus the additions I've mentioned. Most of all, have fun and invite a child along to help make these simple chocolate candy recipes." =========================================================== Simple Chocolate Covered Popcorn 1/2 bag of

Helping Others
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model

I Dunno
Witty Screen Name and Zena are looking for a good home! Please adopt us! What does this mean? You will 1. buy us stuff from the gift shop, 2. buy us bling packs 3. buy us vip’s 4. buy us the occasional blast and whatever else pops into your pretty little head. 5. you will check on our well being daily 6. post positive affirmations in our profiles, blogs, mumms etc. We in return will: 1. Add “fu-adopted daughter of…..” to our names 2. Ask you to buy us stuff on a daily basis 3. bug you to keep us entertained 4. slam the doors and scream “I hate you” when you don’t give us what we want 5. Bring home inappropriate boyfriends 6. play our music real loud to disturb the neighbors 7. make a salute for you. But only after you buy us stuff. I think in the end you will find this is more than a generous offer. If you’re interest please buy me something. If you’re not interested, please buy me something and apologize for your lameness. All rud

Omg
Its been crazy around here. The day before yesterday, at my grandson's school open house, we found out that his mom was in jail. She was arrested for two counts of drug trafficking and two counts of child endangerment. I'm so totally blown away, I can't think straight. Needless to say, he is now staying at my house with his dad. The reason I'm posting this is because I don't quite understand how someone can not keep their children first and foremost in their lives. I'm sure some of you will be able to justify her actions, but for me, I have no use for anyone who would do anything that would jeopardize their children. Hey, fellow fubar ers....thanks for letting me vent. Cheryl

Corona"no Real Pics,,,,,goodbye"
To anybody who knew me on fubar: I just want to say I'm leaving.It really isn't some place I have made real friends.I don't talk to anybody on here.So to all those who spoke to me best of luck to you.As of 8/31/09 I'll be taking fubar off of my computer. What are considered real pics on here?Are there not supposed to be any decent people on the internet?This "corona" told me I have no real pics but yet when I went to comment on his profile it said I was not allowed to do so.Well my pics are of my kids,family,and myself.No nudes ones I work hard for my money and teach my daughters to have self respect.So Mr.Corona and others out there like that who don't like my pics you can blow it out your tailpipe. I wanted to make a prayer request for my baby sister.She is 19 and pregnant.I was just recently informed my baby nephew could possibly have chance of being mentally retarded.He is due October of this year.Please keep us in your prayers!

Humm
i got my own lounge and it will going up slowly but ill get it there so fell free to stop in what should i do i picked up my wifes cell today to call my phone so i could find it and found were she was haveing sub. sexy in text messeges she says it for me but she gave her number out to some guy she only knows on myspace and thats it i got mad and im hurt she said its to help her be more agresive in our relationship but she has ben distant for weeks now and saying that i dont trust her and she wonders why im just tired of being hurt http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2785161918,-- ok everyone check this link out

About Me
Name: Cris Birthday: Jan. 5, 1981 Birthplace: St. Louis Current Location: Bonne Terre Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'5 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: German The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers Your Weakness: My Nieces and Nephews Your Fears: Snakes and Spiders Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme Stuff Crust Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To live life to the fullest. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflmao, lol Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to get up Your Best Physical Feature: I've heard my eyes Your Bedtime: Depends what time I have to get up Your Most Missed Memory: My grandpa Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds Single or Group Dates: Depends Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither Red Diamond Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: Yes Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: No Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in

Fubar
I hope everyone on Fubar is having a wonderful Holiday Season :) This site is meant to meet and get to know people … I have found that so many people are more worried about points and being rude then using the site expressing each of our individualities. Sharing with others what makes you you …so it’s made me wonder what you as a person like or dislike about this site???

Stupid People
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was big.. very big... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind - but God, they had to know what she was thinking! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn'

The Man In The Glass
the man in the glass THE MAN IN THE GLASS.. IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU A KING FOR A DAY JUST GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY FOR IT ISN'T YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER OR WIFE WHOSE JUDGEMENT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE FELLOW WHOSE VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU A STRAIGHT-SHOOTING CHUM AND CALL YOU A WONDERFUL GUY BUT THE MAN IN THE GLASS SAYS YOUR'RE ONLY A BUM IF YOU CAN'T LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE HE'S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE, NEVER MIND ALL THE REST FOR HE'S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END AND YOU'VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU MAY FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD, DOWN THE PATHWAY OF LIFE AND GET PATS ON YOUR BACK AS YOU PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHES AND TEARS IF YOU'VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS not sure who wrote this but i love it

Is It That Hard
is really that hard is really that hard to be a risk taker is it really that hard to have faith is it really that hard to be faithfull is it really that hard to be a true friend is it really that hard to love someone with no strings is it really that hard to make the first move is it really that hard to be yourself let me know how hard it is

Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

My Closet...(content Personal)
Now this is a game I would be interested in playing..so I shall make the rules simple. I have entered a contest...I think everyone I know will enjoy...even the ladies...and if some of my lady friends are in it..so much the better :p I won't give out my ID# as it spoils the fun of the anonymity...but if you do guess which rack belongs to me...you will need the ID#...I shall make you a gift. Requirements to play are simple..you need to visit this page belonging to the host Cannibal ~ Rockin Rack Contestants Needed@ fubar you will have to request an add to see the pictures (do rate her as she is pretty darn cool for hosting this contest) and you have to enjoy the racks that are entered...mine are there so if you identify them or believe you have...send me a private message with the correct ID# and I will let you know if you are correct. This game shall be fun because not many have ever seen them fully exposed :P The tease i am loves to keep them covered..have fun my

Disapering But Not Forgeting
ok. iv been trying to figure something out. iv been faithful to every women iv ever been with in my life, iv never back stabbed any one. but every women iv ever been with has cheated on me and stabbed me in the back. why? iv cooked, cleaned, satisfied to existence most guys wouldn't go to the almost extremes to make em happy at times. and was always there for em, never stared em wrong or lied to em. im honest to the bone. its why some people see me as being a ass but i don't think you should beat around the bush or lie and hide stuff espesuly the one you love. and yet the ones i see cheat . have faithful women. and the faithful women have cheating men. now im just trying to figure it out. why? i know many of people iv been talking to alot some are closer then others. but if i havnt been talking much is cuss i have alot going on and most know what im talking about and im not trying to ignore you im just very buzy and im not on the computer much. ill try to get back to you when i can. m

To Be Free... Depressing
Sometimes I wish it would just go away The thoughts, the feelings, just the whole day Sometimes I feel as if I'm not me I just want to be free What causes this feeling What am I concealing Am I alone in my thinking Or do others too feel like they are sinking To make it through a day and a night Sometimes that alone, is out of my sight Does it have to do with my past How long is this going to last Will I make it through What is your point of view Do you ever think like this Do you ever reminisce Thinking about how things were before It was like God was holding open the door Now it's like I'm locked in a place With no way out and no one to embrace Locked up inside my head Holding on just by a thread I think the string is about to break I wish I could awake To open my eyes and see I am blessed Just can't happen because I am too stressed Too many depressing things Where are my guardian angel's wings How do I continue All I do is sit here and stew

Positive Thinking
I wish you could see what I see, Instead of running away trying to flee You need believe in what's inside of you And then all dreams you can pursue Hard working, honest person Insecurity and self doubt will only worsen Unless you believe in what you are Which I don't think you have thus far Loyal, honest and kindhearted Your life has only started Things of the past always hold us back That is why we need to stay on track It seems life has been passing us by Our potential is something we always deny But when the truth is told The good life will unfold It will unfold onto our laps Focusing will be the foundation to make it not collapse This is something that is deserved This is something I have observed Positive thinking will lead the way But actions will show the message we want to display Self security and self worth is what we need Those and some other qualities will help us succeed. Control of our life and the life that we want Every one and every

Brown Eyes
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati

I Am Alive
WELL I JUST BECAME A STATISTIC........... A FUCKIN ASSHOLE CUT ME OFF TURNED LEFT ALMOST ON TOP OF ME AND i HAD TO LAY MY BIKE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING BROKE ON ME JUST A COUPLE CUTS AND BRUISES AND SORE AS HELL.. SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MY FAMILY. WHY R SOME PEOPLE SO FUCKIN BRAIN DEAD?????????????? I'LL KNOW MORE ABOUT THE BIKE TOMMORROW AFTER I CALL THE DEPEW POLICE GOODNIGHT Ok here is the deal so far. I am out of work for awhile, my 2yr old motorcycle is totaled and at the scrapyard. Nothing on my bod is broke, alot of deep bruiseing and my ribs shifted,however: a normal neck is supposed to be curved mine is straight. I might have some screwed up disks. Not sure yet waiting for MRI results. BUT I am alive and able to bitch about it.

Sweet Tea
Why does it seem like you can't get sweet tea north of Virginia or west of the Mississippi? Going out to eat and getting a glass of unsweetened tea with ice in it is just wrong. No matter how much sugar you put in it, it just never tastes right and you end up looking like you have a pile of sand at the bottom of your glass. Is it just a southern thing or are we the only ones to figure out sugar dissolves better in hot liquid? I've met people from Seattle, Phoenix, Chicago, L.A, and other places who have never heard of ordering your tea already sweetened. Even chain restaurants that offer it in the south don't offer it in other places. Generally speaking I can get it in Atlanta, Richmond, Memphis, Nashville, Raliegh, Myrtle Beach, Louisville etc. but not in D.C., Baltimore, N.Y., K.C., Indy, Boise etc. It just makes no sense. What does everyone else think about this?

What I Am Looking For
I want a girl who can tickle with me, who I can talk to about anything, who laughs at my jokes, who will put thier cold hands in my warm hoodie pockets, who uses my sweatshirt for a pillow, who says I love you & means it, who will kiss me in the rain.. in the sunshine.. and in the snow, whos calls unexpectedly, who will have many inside jokes with me and remember each one, a girl who notices haircuts, who realizes that I say things but dont always mean them, who can tell me her problems and let me help, who will listen to me talk, who saves her big smiles for me, who changes in one of my t-shirts and doesnt expect to give it back, who knows my full name-- first.. middle and last, who will know when something is wrong when im trying my best to put on an act, who will kiss me and tell me im handsome, who will cry to me, who will hold me & kiss my cheek, who suprises me, who compliments and plays with my hair, who will brag about me to all of her friends, who is not afraid to give me a gr

A3ther's Mind
ONE: What's another nail in the coffin when you're already dead Just like another bullet in a corpse's head Load the magazine, pull back and cock Just like that we're ready to rock Flick the flint, let the flame rise Inhale the smoke, we're dead inside Feet on the ground, but head's in the sky I'm betting my soul, no second tries I'm on a one way road to destruction I've got a one-day active bloodlust My one track mind can't function Since the one last day my heart was dust Why do you have to ask me why I don't change I've never liked seeing me acting so strange And don't even try to tell me that I don't care How would you know? You've never been there That's why I laugh when you try to get me guilty Cause in my mind there's no reason to be And it's so funny when you try to act Just like when I leave and never come back I've got one last thing that I've got to do But I've got one straight shot to success This is my last minute ticket for one last trip thr

Joke Of The Day!
A man was driving down the road when his car broke down. He walked down the road till he got to this farm house. He walked up, knocked on the door, and the farmer came to the door. "My car broke down up the road a bit and was wondering if I could stay here for the night til the tow truck arrives?" The farmer replies,"Well that won't be a problem. But you will have to sleep in my sons room." "Opps, sorry mister. I think I'm in th ewrong joke." THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon..... I can't even say this when I'm sober THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, offi

Wheres The Love ???
I am asking myself where all the friends on fubar are , I have a good few and I've helped rate them or bombed them in contests, some of those dedicated few have in turn helped me bomb my uncle in a contest yet i see hardly any apart from those few read bullitins. Are people on here anti Scottish I wonder ???? I came here since both myspace and yahoo turned out be full of crap, its been great fun here but I'm wonder if lot people just add to have big list like they did elsewhere, and dont really care about the friendship at all mmmmm

Hello Fubar World
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man

Food Mover
Today I went to the grocery store. If ya ask me, I will tell ya I go to the Walmarts EVERY DAY. But in truth, I probally only go 5 out of 7 days a week! It is what I call "food moving". The food on the shelves, it all looks simple enough, some packages even boast and brag, 'only 7 minutes from freezer to table. Who are they kidding? Not me, I've already invested that much time in finding my keys, to begin the food moving mission. After I have measured and calculated its portion per package capacity. And compared generic vs. what I can afford, from the shelves into the cart this is where the food becomes my responsibility. I move this food around the football stadium size of a grocery store until I cant take the running and screaming any longer, isnt it time for the snowbirds to go home! It's time to stand in line, Whatever happened to the sign that states that if there is more than 3 people in line they open another register. Gone! The bag boys took all the signs when they went into wi

College Footbal Opening Weekend
HERE IT IS OPENING WEEKEND OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND THE CLOSE OF SUMMER. WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE? AS WE ALL KNOW THIS IS OPENING WEEKEND FOR MANY COLLEGE TEAMS. IT DONT MATTER WHAT TEAM YOU ROOT FOR AS LONG AS YOU DO IT. I PERSONALLY AM A MICHIGAN FAN! AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEM TO TAKE THE FIELD SATURDAY AND KICK SOME BUTT. GO BLUE!

My Mommy
My mom passed away a few months ago, and that's why I left the internet completely. Please don't ask me how she died. But uh, thanks to my friends on here who still want to talk to me after I left without saying anything.

What An Ass Part Ii
Ok so those of u that read the first part of this blog a couple weeks ago kinda know what going on..i was talkin to sum guy on here and everything was all good then wierd stuff started happening..i was erased from his friends and blocked but then added back on..so i kinda figured sumthing was goin on...so i asked him and he said sorry blabla..well as sum of u know last night i got sum comments on my page from his WIFE yes his wife..sum of u already predicted this so its of no shock...my thing is that he talks to other girls on here and i was the main one singled out and she has my phone number..so needless to say thats why im in a bad mood for those of u askin if u have any comments i would appreciate it thanks i luv u all my freinds!

Today
CHECK US OUT HERE!My new site with Games including trivia channel, Movies to watch, Up to 3 Cam viewing at once, Profiles and buddies, And the best damn chat around. Click the pic!!! I used to have an ISP called sigecom and recently a company out of colorado springs bought them out. They are called WIDE OPEN WEB or WOW. They started last friday to upgrade servers and the routing within the server structure from servers to hubs to links and all. My problem was that they waited until the first week of school to do this and had no clue how to even figure out how to fix the problem. It wasn't until last night when I spoke with a tech support individual and told them it was the same issue as when they upgraded to dhcp from static ip's. This finally one week later let them know that they simply needed to upgrade the modems firmware but did not consider the fact that the user cant do this on their end and that they should have done this before doing the rest of things. I am stil

Sexy Azz Fubar People
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The Lookout
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."