Drangusmd n Crew Official DOC on call FNI's blog: "in my mind"

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you. 6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. 9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. 10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. 11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris 12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten. 13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people 14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. 19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead. 20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

i sleep. i sleep a lot. sometimes its the kind of sleep you need to sleep when you have worked like a Hebrew slave. sometimes its a restless sleep where i wake every five min. it seems like but the interesting part is i like the restless sleep better.the dreams in it anyways. i have found that i can steer my dreams when i awake and think on how i want them to go when i fall back asleep. like if i am running to something and i cant quite reach it. . . .don't you fukkin hate that? i can plan it and then when i fall back asleep boooyaaaah beyoch! its mine!! sometimes it don't always work out like the way i want it too like when i was dreamin of this really hot Asian chick and wanted to eat some 'o that sushi and so planned it. i fell back asleep and it wasn't the hot Asian it was connie chung and to make matters worse mourie povich was there too. and that wasn't cool. cause maurie wanted supprise butt sex and i aint too sure it was just with connie. good thing i have learned to wake myself up from dreams too.