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Goosebumps
AFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS, THE CHURCH'S PASTOR SLOWLY STOOD UP, WALKED OVER TO THE PULPIT AND, BEFORE HE GAVE HIS SERMON FOR THE EVENING, HE BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER WHO WAS IN THE SERVICE THAT EVENING. IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE CONGREGATION THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS TO GREET THE CHURCH AND SHARE WHATEVER HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN STEPPED UP TO THE PULPIT AND BEGAN TO SPEAK. "A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE SAILING OFF THE PACIFIC COAST ," HE BEGAN. "WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE SHORE. THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT EVEN THOUGH THE FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE COULD NOT KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE THREE WERE SWEPT INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED." THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR A MOMENT, MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH TWO TEE
I Am The Human Mind...
I am the Human Mind... I exist, yet no one knows of me. I have a personality, yet there is nothing there. I strive to find solutions, yet I don't know the problems. I recognize everything around me, yet I haven't seen anything. I can hear, yet I don't know what I am hearing. I accompany, yet i am alone. I arrive, yet I am never there. I believe, yet I have many doubts. I cry, yet there are no tears. I draw, yet the paper stays blank. I move, yet I am immovable. I feel, yet I have never touched. I offer, yet I have nothing. I am unexplainable, yet people deal with me every day. I am the Human Mind. By: Lucky to be Irish
Aloha With Love...from My Heart.
ALOHA MY FRIENDS! YOU GUYS ROCK!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE. I'LL TRY TO BE THERE 4 EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO RETURN ALL THE LOVE. LOVE IS......FRIENDSHIP! AND I LOVE YOU ALL...." ALOHA KAKOU...MAHALO NUI LOA" (THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVE). HONIS'... imikimi - Customize Your World WOW! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOU GUY FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY LOVE AND GIFTS!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!! MUAHZ!
One Minute
Give me one min with you and you to make you forget the drama you have and the tears you have spent... give me one min with you to make you forget the love that was lost and the time that was sent, one min, is all that i ask one min to be blissful at last, after one min if your dream did not come true, after the one min i would walk away and be through...One min is all that i ask one min with you would last, for years...
Warning
We sit and we type, And we stare at our screens; We all have to wonder What this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, Through the rooms in a maze; Looking for something or someone, As we sit in a daze. We chat with each other; We type all our woes; Small groups we do form, And gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody To type out our name; We want recognition, But it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, And sometimes flirt; In PMs (IMs) we chat deeply, And reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - Yet why, we don't know; But some of these friendships Will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, We can be so bold? Telling our secrets That have never been told. Why is it we share The thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, As though we were blind? The answer is simple; It's as clear as a bell. We all have our problems And need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, But tell someone we must; So we turn to the compute
It's Over Again
I guess it's all over again, for the final time in this old dragon's life. I gave up everything that I had for someone I care very deeply about. Now I cry myself to sleep at nights because she is not here. I pray to God everyday to just end this torture and misery because she is not here. I constantly think that meybe my brother had the right idea when he blew his chest out because she is not here. When she is here, I feel invisible. I feel angry when others touch her and I cannot. All I ever wanted in this sorry life was to be happy, and I thought I would be here. I will never be happy again because she is not here......
Tell Me Something
can someone tell me what requirments are needed to give the gift?
The History Of Labor Day.
I Love Beer
I love beer, other than the hiccups it seems to bring. I can quickly drink a few and feel fantastic! What I hate a about beer- Getting carded.... I was in Giant Eagle... i no sooner set it down than the bitchy cashier said "I am going to need to see some ID... I put her in her place. I told her she could have waited two seconds for me to set all my stuff down. Yes, I know I look young... but since I know that...let me give you my damn ID.. .don't demand it b4 I have a chance to get it out! I have a feeling she'll remember me from now on. hell, I graduated ahead of half the ppl there... Anywho... Back to Love of beer It makes me happy...unfortunately, it also makes me fat so after this 12 pack,. I am retiring except for special occasions. Its a safe place where all makes sense... Dont hate!
This Feeling I Have Inside
I am an Optical Illusion... You can perceive me many different ways,but you will never figure me out. When you think you have, I will have changed. I'm deep, I consume your mind. I'm also quiet and suttle, someone you can lose yourself in. I'm soothing yet confusing, I appear to be moving, yet are still. I am an Optical Illusion. By: Lucky to be Irish This feeling I have inside, What is it? When you look into my eyes... my stomach tightens, my heart races, my mind tries not to fumble and I feel... I am not sure how I feel! Is this wasted time? Am I looking for something that isn't there? Are you meeting me half way? Oh, what is it that I feel?!?!?!? I wonder... How do I make you feel? When I look into your eyes, What does it do to you? To be honest with you, it makes me scared! I have opened up to you little by little... I am fearful of what you could learn! The things my mouth will tell without m
Nature, Love And Sex
Nature, love and sex Nature is the world, untouched by people. The world outside the perimeter of human culture, the world as it was before we started altering it. And our sexuality is a piece of that nature residing within us. The lower stratum, the primitive impulses that fuel all the higher levers of the mind. (not my discerning)
A Little About Me!
Ok heres the deal i know people are kinda shocked that im writing a blog but im really confused i dont know really what to do so if anybody has any advice or suggestions it would be greatly appreciated.
The Weekend
Ok so Friday was well the start of a wonderful weekend... Worked a normal day... And then went shopping.. You know the local "toy" store. Well nothing really jumped out at me .. came home and spent a wonderful evening with my wonderful husband. Do we always see eye to eye but when we do watch out cause there will be a spark somewhere and well Friday night lets just say it was a warm night. I feel so close to him.. He is my world
The Trueth
How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You Have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .
Ramblings Of A Pissed Of Chick!!
So, you live your life and meet that "perfect" someone. To find out that he plays the game well. The only thing he does not realize is I play it so much better! It's funny how men (and I suppose woman too) think they can pull something over on you. The internet helps them with being the dishonest person that they really are. And they don't realize that the trail is there to be found. No matter how hard they try to get rid of it. But, you just have to know where to look. Play the games you want to play because they will not affect me any longer. I am better then that and I will get by without a lying cheating dick like you. It may take some time but, hay I've been single before and loved it so I know I can do it again. So while your sitting there in your dark lonely world remember that you made the mistake of lying not me and You're the one that choose not to have reality at your side!! And If your reading this as I am sure you are it is about you!!
I Am An Eagle
I am an Eagle, I work best alone. I sit on a perch waiting and watching silently. When I see something that interests me, I swoop swiftly. I have no conception of fear, but I install it into my prey. They can't hear or see me until it's too late. I have great will and determination. I like to fly higher than anyone else. I try to break limits set by others. While I fly by myself I have time to think, Then I fall back down to earth. I have great eye site and can see things others can't, this gives me a great advantage. I see things in the distance and prepare for them. I am an Eagle By: Lucky to be Irish
What Is This?
IS THIS TRUE ?I NEVER ASKED TO SIGN IN ..WHY NOW ? IT WOULDNT LET ME OTHER WISE . DID I JUST GIVE A HACKER MY PASSWORD ? I EVEN ENTERED BY GOING THROUGH MY E-MAIL ACCOUNT TO SEE ..AND I HAD TO PUT IN MY NAME AND PASSWORD ..THIS NEVER HAPPENNS SO Y NOW ? ANY ONE KNOW? is fubar just a game ? real people are involved ! so please show some respect ! on tv new show Pushing Daisys ..its hillarious! came on last week its on now ..shitty name but its good ..
I Am An Actor
I am... I am an Actor, Strong and Bold. I am an Actor, Silent yet Loud. I am an Actor, The stage is my home. I am an Actor, Lines blocking and Scripts. I am an Actor, Characters make me who I am. I am an Actor. Yet I know not who I am! By: Lucky to be Irish
Jealousy
It starts to happen when you dont even notice it little things change less attentio, less communication more fighting less affection fewer sweet words fewer loving gestures One minute it is " Hey just had to tell you you were on my mind" the next it's " I dotn feel like talking right now the smallest changes, that get overlooked but in time become bigger and bigger Is it we really dotn notice or we just deny what is happening? shouldnt we notice the signs? Why is it always when its too late that we recognize? shouldnt we feel the little pieces of our hearts being chipped away, before it finally shatters? nothing I say is ever right Nothing I do is Keeps asking " why am I worth it" or telling me he isnt So tired of trying, so exhausted so out of tears He knows how I feel He knows how much I care he knows what he sees when he looks in my eyes, or what he hears in my voice but cannot admit it Why? Is it so hard to know someoen out there loves you? is it ea
A Tribute
Do not ask me to remember. Dont try to make me understand. Let me rest and know your with me.Kiss my cheek and hold my hand.Im confused beyond your concept. I am sad sick and lost. All I know is that I need you to be with me at all cost. Do not lose your patience with me. Do not scold or curse or cry. I cannot help the way I am acting, cant be different 'though I try. Just remember that I need you, that the best of me is gone. Please dont fail to stand beside me, Love me 'til my life is done. 9/11 Body: PLEASE forward this to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have one week to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are co
Trippy
The tears that hurt the most are the ones that don't fall When you're so empty inside that nothing comes out The smiles that hurt the most are the forced ones Not the "how are you I'm fine" ones but the kind a good friend has to work for The laughs that hurt the most aren't the ones at you But the happy ones of other people that you don't want to burden The words that hurt the most aren't "I still love you" or "please don't go" or the bitter words of arguments The words of acceptance, cutting so sharply that they barely sting The thoughts that hurt the most are the knowledge that this is not the first time That it wasn't anyone's fault and you are alone again. I found myself drifting into another world and saw that I was at the bottom of a set of stairs. At the very top of these stairs was a gleaming light like a star or jewel of exceptional brilliance. I ascended t
What U Think
Dumb Guys.
Ok what is ur oppion about a guy that plays 3 girls at once and then breaks up with all them and then goes to a girl that has Herpes and dose stuff with her and says he cant get it lol.
Wtf?!
Have you ever noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog…unless a buffet is in sight? Am I Crazy Or… Don’t you get disappointed when you see two cars about to crash into each other, but then at the last second they avoid the collision? There’s a little part of you that feels cheated, isn’t there? What good is Wonder Woman’s invisible plane, when her body is visible when she flies inside it? The best feature of the plane is that anyone on the ground looking up will get an awesome view. Bonus question: How does she find the plane later on?
Labor Day Weekend
This past weekend was a nightmare i swear. i know that if things dont start getting better i am going to loose it. Its like i have been in hell and no way out.
Back!
.....well this week has been super busy!!! Hope to meet some new peeps....anyways come check us out SICK CREATION TATTOO & TATTOO SUPPLY 121 AVE B SNOHOMISH WA 98290 I am totally glad I am back...uggggg anyways hit me up!
My First Blog
Hummm
.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one
Where Are You....?..?
Am sorry if some of you have to hear me wail in a bit...the thing is where the one or two female i could ever think of hey am not stressing out or worrying about the time ... hey am not worrying about how old ill be getting but hey... for some reason there are so many female on this world not one would be willing to just open the mind of her heart to give a guy a chance.. i wonder why this days could u ever tell me... am i missing something... here... am not real person with real mental to use.. bright mind great heart that fill with full of expression... hmmm what could i be missing... am i ugly or a freak.. hmm what could it be... help me out here... hey i don't believe in drama trust me on that... what more could a female want... give me some clue or suggestion...
Reflections
Today was one of my hardest days in a long time. Today, I buried a co-worker, a good friend, and one of the nicest men that ever lived. Taken from this life too soon.. he had so many lives yet to touch. But those who knew him were touched by him each and every day. His wonderful personality, quirky sense of humor and overall genuine caring of people. When he asked you how you were, he truly wanted to know. As I sat in the pew listening to the music, looking at him laying there so peaceful, I looked down at his memorial card they handed out at the door, and I noticed the dash between his birthdate and the date of his death. ( You should check out my stash called the dash if you haven't yet), and I couldn't help but think about all that was in between those dates. He was a husband, father, a brother, an uncle, co-worker and a wonderful friend to so many people. This is a part of life I know, but no matter how you try to put it in perspective, it still hurts. His son spoke the sweetest
You Just Wish You Knew .....what Really Goes On
Why Should I Change?
OK, Finally, after some time, I have gotten the website up and running for the Irminsol Volkish Assembly. Been a long time since I have worked on a website, but it is up. www.irminsol.org It is still under construction, so please excuse any disorder. I am also open to suggestions. *UPDATE* This website is no longer for the Irminsol Volkish Assembly. It will be updated soon with current information. Currently, we are trying to form a kindred here in the Carolinas. More info to come. We were talking about races and my personal preference in being selective about race. This is my conversation with the person that inspired the first blog about Changing myself. This is an excerpt of our discussion tonight, when confronted with who she would marry. ME: that's fine. but, how would you manage a household with a jew, muslim and christian living there? ME:: suppose the Christian liked pork...both the muslim and the jew don't like it, and can't eat off the same plates Howl1: I just wo
Love
Falling in love means that now there is no way, no technique. That is why it is called 'falling in'. Simply fall in. Love happens only when you surrender...!!! The best proof of love is...... trust Love is the only hope of the world. And we are coming close to that turning point: either total war or total love. There is nothing like a compromise now ................. And it is a question of life and death: war is death, love is life.
Gordon Kahl Story
Test
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of m
Romeo
9 11 6 Years Coming Up
I Know right now theres a lot of these going around right now everyones making their own but I had to make this becasue I remember where I was when this happened I was in my front room getting ready when I saw the 2nd plane hit the towers my mom came out of the hallway asked if it was a movie when I said no she fell to her knees and began to cry the even worse part for me was that day we had to pick ourselves up and bury my aunt 9/11 was her funeral. So please watch this. September 11, 2001 September 11, 2001, marked yet another significant turning point in world history. Whatever innocence was left in the world was lost on that fateful day. On lesser numeric scales, equally heinous crimes are committed against humanity virtually every day of the year. What is happening in the world? It is difficult to explain. Somehow the perpetrators of the most evil and disgusting crimes have been stripped of the virtue of mercy. It would seem that their basic humanity is simply
Ice Rock Radio!
In My Heart
I had dreams for me and dreams for you. They were suppost to be dreams we reached together. New cars, a home,a trip to Rome. Diamonds and gold, but most of all a love that was to never grow old. Now my heart is broken and my dreams shattered, and it only seems to me that to you it doesn't matter. You left me cold and in the dark and the only thing there seems do, is make a brand new start. A life without you now is hard, but maybe someday, I will see that some dreams aren't meant to be. Just because you said you loved me. Lonliness its all around me. Nights cried to sleep, days alone, months without knowing. Knowing if the problems lay within my self or in the stupidity of others. Is there something wrong with me? Am i ugly, is there something others see that i don't? Someone please let me know. I'm begging to be loved , for someones approval. Waiting to see if my lonliness is the actions of someones cruel game. Lonliness why me? I think back on all my past relati

Im Back
hey everyone, sorry ive been gone so long but things have been very busy for me. Now all things are going good so lets all party hard.
Rhond
Standing At The Door
Standing at the door, dog tags in hand. About to tell a loved one about their loss. Thinking of how it could have been me. Wondering how they will react. Reaching up with heavy hand, I knock on the door. Waiting nervously, I prepare myself for what's to come. Wishing anxiously someone else had come. Wanting desperately not to have to deliver such news. He gave his life for this country that he loved. Dying so suddenly without warning. He never got to say "Goodbye, my love." Sadly thinking how to treat the wounds I'm sure to inflict. Praying for peace and getting only a saddened heart. The only tribute I can give is this poem. His memory will never fade from my mind. His lust for life never replaced. His joy in his family and his friends, never forgotten. He will live on 'till the end of time. He is one of us, the unforgotten vet.
Dirty
I Hate U
Ive been wondering whats eating at your head? The cheap way you handle things, the slander that you spread. Making misery is the way you spend your time. I think its safe to say when it comes to truth youre blind Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life, gotta get a life. This is my life The faces that you show have everyone concerned. But if they turn their backs to you, trust in you, Theyll learn. Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life, gotta get a life. This is my life Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get
Whole New Me...
So im over getting dumbed my jackass. Looks like im leaving Arizona next Tuesday morning. Unfortuntly the ex is being an ass about getting the rest of my stuff. He was fine until he found out I was leaving now hes being a jerk. I haved decided to turn Bi. Yeah we will see how well this works out. I wanna dye my hair jet black and put cherry red highlights in but I was told that black is hard to get out of your hair. Thinking about getting my nose pierced but dont know if I can go through with that. I finally found a tattoo I want but it will probably be another couple of months before I get it. So if your thinking about getting a tattoo wait and we will get it done together:) I need to loose about about 15 pounds and I will be happy with myself. Going to try and hang out with people more when I get back to Tennessee. Well im traveling back by bus. Two day journey, so if you get bored next Tuesday and Wednesday give me a call. If you dont have my then send me a message and I will give i
Lean Wit It
Music Video:LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT (by Dem Franchize Boyz)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
If You Can't Respect The U.s. Military----drop Dead!!
Military Pay is too high?? Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20.
Bored, Bored, Bored-y, Bored!
i'm sure that most of you know what i mean. you're sitting there at the restaurant, waiting to be seated, waiting for your food, just waiting. and you slowly reach for your phone, and start going through the phone book, thinking, 'hmmmm.... who can i call and talk to while i wait.....' my husband and i were sitting in cracker barrel after leaving simple day, and though we could have talked to each other, we both went to our phones, trying to find someone to talk to. we'd just spent the weekend in fairly close proximity to each other, and besides, we already knew what had gone on over the weekend. we wanted to share it with someone else. but sadly, all of our attempts only reached voicemails. so we sat there, bored, while we waited on our food. or at least mostly bored. he played that silly little peg game that i can never win, and i stared out the window. loads of fun. and nothing really of note happened over the weekend to talk about either. though, i did get two new tat
Its Jus Not Fair.:(
If I Knew
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare and extra minute to stop and say; "I Love You!" instead of assuming you KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let this one just slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an over site, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I Love You!" and certainly another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But just in case I might b
Justice Is Served...
When I was just a boy about the age of 7 or 8 When me and 2 of my male cousins started spending the weekends over at my grandfather's cottage. Who would have guessed that my grandfather would turn out to be a child molester with a thing for little boys? I won't go into details but I will say that it happened almost every weekend for several months and he would bribe us to keep us quiet. After all, what child would think that their parent or grandparent would ever do anything bad to them? Well as one would expect, the scars have lingered for many years since then, but that old man did spend a few years in prison. He plea bargained and didn't serve the full sentence. When he came back my grandfather was not a changed man nor did he show any sign of regret for what he had done in those years prior. In fact not long after he got back he started buying drugs and alcohol for my cousin who did not need them nor could he handle them. They both saw me as a narc and and resented my presense e
Start Tinking....
Just wait until u read this one .. lmao you all better be prepared for what your about to read.. I am not responsible for any thing that is spit out your mouth while reading this.. so be forewarned.... ha! READ ON .... THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BE
The Storm
The Virgin drops fall gently against my vulnerable sculpture, bringing a wave of tranquility that laps against my soul. As the hands of the piercing wind claws like a wild banshee through the voluminous ebony clouds, tears of anger sting the face of the black sponge waiting below in thirst. The fire of heaven slits through the night sky in a thin line of destruction, and briefly lights what should be dark. As the grumble sounds, there are no signs of what passed in the night except for the freshness that lingers behind. By: Lucky to be Irish
"set Me Free"
SET ME FREE Light a candle, Set me free, release the pain inside of me. Replace this sadness on my face, your love will fill the hollow space. Open up for ALL to see, Pleeease--Don't let go of me. Trapped and lost within my walls, tear them down, my savior calls. Filling in my every need, light the way for me to see. Make me whole as once i was, spin a web of undying love. Exsisting for your eyes to see, Light a candle, Set me free!
Love Life
Waz up my friends, Well today my boyfriend and i were at fred meyer. we were getting out of the car and i made a comment about how sence he was going to the jewlery department to get his new watch sized down, he could get my engagment ring. well i was being totally sarcastic and the way i said it you could tell that i was. well twenty mins later he comes walking up to my friend and i and asked me to look at this one purse (i was looking for a purse to find) and i told him that i wasnt interested in that purse. well he then said well it comes with goodies, so i took the purse to look inside it and there was a jewlery box. so i open up the box, then there was a ring box inside the jewlery box. well i open up the ring box and he asked the question will you marry me. right there in the womens clothing section of fred meyer. it is a really pretty big ruby with a diamond on each side. (i didnt want a diamond for an engagment ring because it wouldnt match my promise ring, becaus
Mumm's
Ok so I was looking through the different MUMM's tonight and noticed how rude people are on the comments No, it is not always so simple you can use 5 words sometimes you nee to say it all it's just silly if you think its to long for you small brain to comprehend then don’t read it skip it go to something smaller and easier instead of putting some stupid comment and making a fool out of your self
One Friday
Crimson the blood on the hands of the Saviour Ebony the sky is midnight yet it is day Paradox God? Man? Mangod power to create the universe; limitless Drained drained to a last few grasps for breath, a few final words spoken the journey through humanity now complete. Many see, but how many see God? So few understand what goes on here... soldiers clad in armor specked with blood callously cast lots below this man. Do they understand? NO! But for one, a piece of wood enters into the limitless void of history as the symbol that cannot... "Surely this man was..." By: Lucky to be Irish
Lucky Me!
Just wanted to say to those out there that think that love is something that doesn't really exsist or that it is a wasted emotion, there really is someone out there for you. I have been through hell and back and when I finally got my divorce from Satan a few years back, the last thing on earth I was searching for was a man! After all the lies and cheating ( I was introduced to his girlfriend as "ummmm, who the fuck are you again? Oh yeah, my old ball and chain.) I never thought about getting into another relationship. I had gone through 12 years of the worst hell I ever thought imaginable. At first I stayed because of my insecurities, thinking that he had to be the one and no one else could love me (as I was told on a daily basis). Then I stayed for the kids (they make a great pawn for a desperate man to use when you have had enough of their BS). Then FINALLY the light bulb went off and out the door I went. When I wasn't looking for love and when I just knew with all of me that love w
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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♥worldly* Loves ♥
Fire My Words .................................................. Glitter My Words ................................................ />/slimemywords.com/flash/main.swf?k="> HOT MOROCCAN NIGHTS 2YRS...MOROCCAN FRENCH TURKEY LAND OF A THOUSAND DREAMS COME TRUE, HONORED TO HAVELOVED & KNOWN YUSEF
I Was Gone But Im Back
About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Bones Birthday: 2-1-1971 Birthplace: mt pleasant pa Current Location: scottdale pa Eye Color: blue /grey Hair Color: brownish with a tint of red Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: hungarian/romanian n a few other things The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes Your Weakness: women with southern accents or any kind of accent lol i melt Your Fears: rats n bats Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers pan from pizza hut Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: enjoy the fall season Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tongue smiley Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck not again Your Best Physical Feature: my ass so ive been told Your Bedtime: normally by midnite Your Most Missed Memory: hangin with my gram Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: both but BK fries suck nuts Single or Group Dates: date whats that? Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino
Natives Only
Contest's
I WANNA LICK UZ ALLLLL OVAAAA SO COME AND VOTEZ FUR ME K? (y):D I'M IN THE "CUTEST CRITTER" CONTEST. CAN YOU BELIEVES THEY CALL ME A CRITTER!?!?!? I IZ A COOL CAT!!! COME BY AND SHOW ME SOME LUVZ PWEAZE? :D I WANTS TO WIN THIS FOR MY SUPER COOL MOM JUJU SHE ROKZ AND I LUZ HER SOOOO MUCHEZ!! LOVZ, ME! BUGGIE! C@TZR0OULZ!
Blah
well who would of thought. Spend 2 months with someone and totally get attached to having them next to you at night. Its such a comforting feeling to know that there is one person out there that can comfort you. But you never realize what you lost till its gone. Ya everything in life Doesnt go the way you want it to or plan it, Life changes so does the needs of others. You realize what someone needs or wants once its to late or gone. Odd as it seems this person prolly doesnt realize how much she ment to me. She has always been there as a friend since day one. I dropped everything for her. I did everything to make her happy. Well so i thought... Why does a broken heart feel so bad? I can send aimless amounts of messages to her and im sure she will never know how much i loved her even tho we only spent a couple months together. I guess as they say "You never know what your missing till its gone", Which now i see how true it is. Im so confused i havent a clue what to do or to say to her n
Contest Standings So Far!
Hi! my contest ends on sept 6th at 10:30pm est. I need RATES!!!!! All you have to do is click on the picture below and rate it when you get to the contest page!!! I really hope I can count on whoever reads this to help me out with my contest! Thank you so much!!!! Here are the current standings as of 11PM 09-03-2007 Yahoo we got another person that has reached 10,000 comments. Good job lil devil, j-roxxx, Raema aka .:TITS:., and Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick Don't forget Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. These totals are only the comments totals Name Comments 1 lil devil 30901 2 j-roxxx 30423 3 Raema aka .:TITS:. 11802 4 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 10019
Sex Game
This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly!
Needing/giving Advice
Good Morning Everyone, I hope all is going well. Some of you here are still in bed sleeping or being late afternoon and some early evening, well here with me in Nova Scotia, Canada it is early morning, 7:12 am to be exact and my daughter is due to get up anytime between 7:30 am - 8:30 am, she now has a routine, going to bed at 9 pm and waking up between the hour's i just mentioned. I see i got a little side tracked but now i'll get into it. The reason i am writing this blog is because i need some help and or advice. My 4 year old is studdering, she has for about a year and a half now and at first i payed no attention to it because it was only 1 word and now it is every other word and when she get's excitied or upset it is really bad, she tried to say "Look" and it took her 15 min's to get that out. I have tried to tell her to take a deep breath before she spoke, i have told her to calm down and go sit down and just be silent, this way it will help her to get it out, when sh
Ahhh Wtf
You talk so sweet and sound so nice, cant wait till i see your eyes, hold you close and keep you near,make it so you never fear. I'll be your one for now and ever,this poem might suck, but its kinda clever lol wtf is wrong with ppl. you offer everything n get laughed at,,,you give it all and get yelled at.wtf are there any normal fuckin ppl around or am i just the craziest son of a bitch in the world aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2 Sexy
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Best Short Joke Ever
STAY!!!! I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there! I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?" Best short joke ever!!! An elderly couple were attending a church service. About half way through she leans over and says to her husband "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid".
Yep They Walk Among Us
Out From Within
My Feelings
OK first off i want to straight out something right now that i am a real person and not a fake yes i am real in my age not fake in my age and if my profile says Sydney Australia then that's also real i have my own tastes in life including younger women some older women are my friends on here but in general i sometimes feel uncomfortable around older women as long they understand i only want to be just friends but that's just the way i am and i am uncle of a almost 2 yr old nephew and on this site i am been how i would be away from the pc and i am the way i am everyday i am a sensitive person with real feelings i just hope you can understand the way i am and the music i like is also real the cool cat and sexy part of my username is because of a nick name mr cool cat and i always think of myself as sexy everyday from Bruce ps i hope this clears up the way i am for you people. Things you all should know about when rating my page inlcuding my pics and blogs i like it when i
Texas/louisiana Music Forums
Click link at bottom to be a part of the Texas/Louisiana Music Scene. Discuss and Promote your fav Genre of music.Texas/Louisiana Music Forums
Concerts
Ok so i know it's been awhile but we went to see 3 days grace on friday nov. 2nd, and had a really good time. we took my boyfriends daughter and his sister with us, they really had a good time, it was his daughters first concert, she had a blast and we had fun she got to see red, three days grace, breaking benjamin, and seether, they all put on a good show, but still the best part was watching the girls have a good time. It finally happened I got to see Ozzy in concert, granted we had to drive to Charlotte NC to see him and the other bands I did'nt really care for but I finally got to go to Ozzfest, the one thing I have wanted to do ever since I could remember. It was great all except for the ride up there and back home we left at bout 8 am the day of the concert and was home by 8 am the following day. but it was well worth it. Not to mention this past weekend we also went to XFest which is another all day long concert in Huntington WV and it was alot of fun too I got to see BuckChe
What Do U Do?
What Do U Do?
Sex Scopes!
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway
Anything Goes Contest No Nsfw
This is called an anything contest cause anything goes except NSFW pics. Prizes will be given for the top 3 that have most comments there will also be given a trophy for the 1 person that gets the most ratings. First prize for the most comments will be a diamond ring or a mens ring. Second prize for the most comments will be diamond earrings. Third prize for the most comments will be romantic dinner. Whom ever gets the most ratings will get a romantic dinner. This contest will start if i get 20 or more people it will be a 2 week contest. The contest will begin September 24th and will run through Oct. 12th. Again there is no NSFW pics allowed but you can enter anything else that you want to enter. Hope to see you in the contest and good luck to all that run..... Thanks Your Baby Girl
Boating Trouble..
Friends
We sit and we type, And we stare at our screens; We all have to wonder What this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, Through the rooms in a maze; Looking for something or someone, As we sit in a daze. We chat with each other; We type all our woes; Small groups we do form, And gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody To type out our name; We want recognition, But it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, And sometimes flirt; In PMs (IMs) we chat deeply, And reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - Yet why, we don't know; But some of these friendships Will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, We can be so bold? Telling our secrets That have never been told. Why is it we share The thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, As though we were blind? The answer is simple; It's as clear as a bell. We all have our problems And need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, But tell someone we must; So we turn to the compute
Just Me...
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u
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Im A Criminal
Becks Blogs
Constitutional body rejects 'carbon tax' A 'carbon tax' planned for January cannot be applied as it includes too many exemptions, a French government body has ruled, dealing an embarrassing blow to President Nicolas Sarkozy's administration. By News Wires (text)
Towards Ultimate Happiness
Compassion is the source of our happiness in life. Without loving kindness and compassion, there is no peace or happiness in the family, the society, the country or the world. Compassion is also the source of a healthy mind and a healthy body.PractiCing compassion means Not harming others but only helping them, and helping others is the cause of our own success. If we are loving and compassionate, we make our life worthwhile by bringing happiness to others. Seeing others happy, should make us happy...Compassion makes everyone our friend. If we lack compassion, we have difficulty finding friends, and when we do manage to find some, sooner or later they will become our enemies. Even the members of our family can become our enemies.Without compassion, life is really miserable. People who are only concern about themselves and whose heart are empty of affection and compassion for others have no real peace or happiness. It brings loneliness, depression and many other problems.If we don't hav
My Dad
Dear Daddy You died in grace You died in peace, You died with a smile on your face You now get to be free. Yet it's hard for me to let you go I try not to cry, But I still do I will not say good-bye to you. I will miss the talks we had Yet I still talk to you now, I will miss all the fun we shared Now all I can do is remember them too. You were the best daddy ever, And in my heart you always will be I know when my time comes, I will see you again. Until then daddy I will miss you, I will cry for you But most of all I will Always love you... For my dad who died Aug.22,2007 My dad passed away Aug.22,2007 his birthday was Sept.2nd. He was the most wonderful dad a girl could have. He was my dad and my best friend,I could talk to him about anything. I will miss him really bad and try not to cry. I will never forget him nore leave let him be forgotten... I love you daddy....
I'll Try This Too...
So, my six string bass just went up on E-bay. It's a sad day for me, but I have to get rid of the rest of my guitars. Hopefully I'll make enough to get ahead on my bills, as that's the only reason I'm selling them. If anybody is interested in a 6-string fretless bass, shoot me an e-mail. Everybody else, please mourn with me as my financial freedom dies. I don't know about you guys, but I love seeing peoples' tattoos. Some are interesting and some are fantastic. I like checking them all out. I wanna put up a tattoo gallery of the best tattoos on Fubar. Send me a message with a link to your picture and I'll pay 100 "fu-bucks" for it. Of course, credit will be given and I'll even advertise your page. Let's see those tats! Okay, after about the thousandth time of reading/hearing about situations where somebody wanted to "confront" somebody else about something (you all know what I'm talking about, "friend is lying" or "sister is cheating" that sort of thing) I started to re
~odin~dls~god~
odin is my best friend and an all around nice guy if you need someone to talk to hes there for you and hes a hawtie too :P. So add him,rate him,crush him,fan him. Hes a baseball player and a college student who loves makin friends so plz add him.Love you all ~katt~
Love
A is for always being there for me. B is for being everything a friend should be. C is for calling me to make sure I'm alright. D is for dancing crazily with me, even late at night. E is for everything you have done in the past. F is for never fading, our friendship will always last. G is for going anywhere and everywhere. H is for hard and easy times we have shared. I is for interesting moments we have had. J is for just everything, good or bad. K is for killing anyone who hurts me. L is for letting me be who I want to be. M is for making me happy no matter what. N is for never grabbing my butt. O is for opening your home and life to me. P is for putting me where I've always wanted to be. Q is for quickly rescuing me from my bad dreams. R is for running to save me as I fell through shattered seams. S is for smiling with me when there's nothing funny. T is for turning my days from gray to sunny. U is for understanding all that
Off The Subject
I had my nephews Stay at my house over the Labor day week end and I was trying to give them my wisdom....................................... Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see I told the boys as I pointed to a female guest at our party. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more
I Love You All
Life is beautifull, Life is short Now, Internet is a part of life. We are the same person when we take a diner with friends Then when we are on our keyboard If we allow to show our meaned and darkness part on the Net; coz the Net. Then we have a famous problem with ourself without knowing it. (And need a serious analyse.) Life is to short for spending hours on a screen for gratis games and wickedness. The real meaning of friendship is to be real and friendly, understanding and ready to help when real sentiments are the value Its beautifull to have a friend Don’t tarnish, don’t make dirty this nice sentiment, Just for having fun, playing, manipulate or to take a profite. It is not coz we did’nt take a real drink togheter that we have to act like an imaginary
Mmmmm Yummy Pictures
I have some new pics that are marked for family only.... they are sexually explicit.. NO, its not parts of my body, but me doing something to parts of a mans body! *yummy* If you want to see them message me so I can add you to my family! xoxox
Life
lifes a bitch then we die so fuck the world lets get high. LIFE SUCKS THEN ILL DIE. SO FUCK THE WORLD SOMEONE GET ME HIGH i need a drink right now like a baby need his candy.!!!!!!!!
Red Crow Westerman
Contest
Best Break Up Letter!~
Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral !!! JJJJ A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Never Go---
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366
This Is The Maid--
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the woman of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband." The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 50,000?" The maid asks, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool." A long pause and the man asks, "Oops..! Is th
My Mumms
Friend In Need
There's a Prayer Candle for Mary (Dream Catcher) in my default folder that you can rip to support Mary. Mary's still in a coma, but she moved her eyes and her oxygen levels are up. Please show some love to her daughter, Mini Dream Catcher (Christina) at http://www.fubar.com/user/1043661 and her bf, Master Shadow Raven at http://www.fubar.com/user/1118232. This is my friend you for whom you have been bombing. PLEASE read the note from her daughter!!!! Just a short and sad update on my Mom. This morning at 5 am my mother slipped into a coma. The dr's are doing everything they can for her. For those of you that do care please keep her close in your heart and prayers. Talk to her in your mind!!!!!!!!!!!! Let her know how much we all love her and want her back. I have a friend who entered a contest and was taken to the hospital on Friday. She has been battling cancer for 11 years and has been fighting the good fight. None of us know when she might be home again and I think it would
Football! Go Jags!
WOW! I just found out that My Jacksonville Jaguars Released Byron Leftwhich. David Garrard has been out performing him and Del Rio says felt that Leftwhich was lying to him about his injuries. That is just dumb. OF COURSE he was lying about how bad they were. That was evident by his play after returning last season. Why would he say, no coach I think I need to sit on the bench and lose my starting position to the guy who has been doing a wonderful job while I'm out. Leftwhich's contract is up the end of this year anyway and he has already stated that he would be leaving Jacksonville. I am only a little bitter than I have an unopened Leftwhich Jersey never to be worn now. I guess it can go next to the Brunell Jersey soon to be followed with Garrard. :) Only jersey I am proud of at the moment is Jimmy Smith. Prior to this event I was concered that Jacksonville's quarterback problem was going to hinder us during the season (that's right I said US, because I am obsessed like th
Paranoid Politics
some people can lie and smile and just get away with it. at about the 10 minute mark they nail them pretty good.mumms are icecream all of a sudden so i am buggin to vids.lol i have put together some articles i have seen over the past couple weeks to create this blog.this is the 1st....A mystery trader risks losing around $1 billion dollars after placing 245,000 put options on the Dow Jones Eurostoxx 50 index, leading many analysts to speculate that a stock market crash preceded by a new 9/11 style catastrophe could take place within the next month. The anonymous trader only stands to make money if the market crashes by a third to a half before September 21st, which is when the put options expire. A put option is a financial contract between two parties, the buyer and the writer (seller) of the option, in which the buyer stands to benefit only if the price of the asset falls. thats a very odd trade to say the least.when i first saw it i made some calls and talked with frien
Poems And Songs I Made
CRIPPLED. HATE I can’t hate. I don’t understand how other can without feeling twice the pain they inflict inside. It’s a grueling feeling. My fangs were ripped off at birth. SORROW A crippled feeling. You can’t do anything to stop the flowing pain that roams inside you. Not without destroying the feelings you had for the person you lost. LOVE Yet another crippled feeling. Either you hurt yourself, or you hurt another person. The happiness that defines love is only temporary and stops as soon as complications come. Never bend over to the wishes of sleeping forever. PAIN A feeling I don’t like. I feel it all the time though, as I’m still bound by those chains. Suicide is not an option. Open your heart to the light and this feeling will be gone forever… I see darkness everywhere. FEAR I fear a lot of things. Death is the least of it. I fear not being accepted. I feel crippled fear. Tears runs down my cheeks when I fear. I fear now. JO
Women Beware!!
TO ALL WOMEN!! MUST READ!! Body: ALL LADIES NEED TO READ THIS!!!!! A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a pater
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Look to the future, outlaw the storm is coming now, race war the skies darken as night falls the battle’s coming now, your race calls we’ll carry on the fight ‘til the day we die against the people that would kill us for the flags we fly we wont surrender, we wont give in we’ll fight the fight, and we will win, now! Stand up beside us and we’ll have our day stand up against us get out of our way! The tensions rising, the flood grows the banks are bursting, overflow here it comes no, tidal wave god help our people now, mass grave join the battle, join the few stand up for your race and your nation too we know the traitors are in our midst but now they’re running like the others did People to the left, people to the right people in the middle that don’t wanna fight traitors fight against us, showdown people in the middle get knocked down We fight for freedom, we fight to win the color of our uniform, Is the color of our skin we’ve got the power, we’ve got the pride