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Watch The Night Sky
On the night of Feb. 20, the full moon will pass into Earth's shadow in an event that will be visible across all of the United States and Canada. ADVERTISEMENT The total lunar eclipse will be made even more striking by the presence of the nearby planet Saturn and the bright bluish star, Regulus. Eclipses in the distant past often terrified viewers who took them as evil omens. Certain lunar eclipses had an overwhelming effect on historic events. One of the most famous examples is the trick pulled by Christopher Columbus. Shipwrecked On Oct. 12, 1492, as every schoolchild has been taught, Columbus came ashore on an island northeast of Cuba. He later named it San Salvador (Holy Savior). Over the next ten years Columbus would make three more voyages to the "New World," which only bolstered his belief that he reached the Far East by sailing West. It was on his fourth and final voyage, while exploring the coast of Central America that Columbus found himself in dire straits. H
Lookin For Mis Right
i been wit alot of people my whole live but some times i feel as one special girl will do. but some time i feel as im too young to settle down. but maybe if that right person came in my live i wouldnt have to settle down but more injoy life knowin that theres no worriers cause i got tha person i love.
Things That Make Me Think
#1 Throw out nonessential numbers This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them...that's what you pay him/her for. #2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches will only pull you down. #3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. #4 Enjoy the simple things #5 Laugh often. long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. #6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. #7 Surround yourself with what you love, weather it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. #8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. #9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next country, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. #10 Tell the people you love th
Rockrules2001
Some of you may know this guy and i hope so but i just wanted you to know that he is for sure one of a kind. I took the time to be his friend , rate , his stuff and even all i said all 1000 pieces of his stash. Now he has blocked me cuz I am in love with my husband and not with him. I dont understand because i was a friend that means i want to f @!) you. This makes no sense i was being nice and now i am the one that gets punished. Just wanted my true friends to be on the look out for a true Ass!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn this makes me mad why cant guys just be friends! ( to those of my guy friennds that a truely gentleman like and my friends please ingnore the above you know who you are) Beware of Rockrules2001!!!!!!!!!!! IF anyone can get to his page please ask him to take my pic of his page please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rockrules2001 thanks christy
A Look Into The Fractured Mask...
The divisions I refer to in my mind are what I consider to be the many masks that cover my face which is not there. I think of myself as thousand masks with true face underneath it, just an empty hollow set of masks looking for at least someone in this world to connect to, maybe as some kind of proof that somewhere in this world there are people who will like me for me. Father figures are something I never really have had in my life, there was once a man I thought of as my father but the truth of the matter was he did not even care about me in the slightest, and I lied to myself just for the slightest feeling of acceptance from somebody. He lied to me and even made me feel like a background character in the story of my own life. Everything that revolves around my destruction of my mind and the emptiness that feels almost as if will consume me revolves around me having been lied to and treated as nothing by the man who was supposed to be my father, my stepfather who used me and ev
Xbox 360
So recently my Xbox 360 finally got the 3 flashing red lights. Luckily thats covered under the Microsoft 3yr Warranty. The part that sucks the worst though, is that it will take 6-12 weeks for them to fix it, and send it back to me. This goes out to all the others that have had or are in the same boat as me.
Am I Doctor Ruth?
Thank You
i just want to take 1 min to thank every one for rating my stuff, any thing i can do for any of you let me know thank you mike
Pimp Outs
Please Help My Fu-Hubby Level....He Only Needs.... 17,900 Points! Show Him My Family and Friends Rock! Anything you can do will be appreciated! Thank You In Advance! Click His Link Below...Rate, Fan, Add...Rate His Pics and His Stash... Whatever It Takes! He Rocks! Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"~Fu-Hubby to *Splash*~@ fubar This PimpOut Brought To You By: ~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~Fubar Wife To Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"@ fubar Black Label Society Videos | Video Codes | Denver MLS ~This Is My First Pimp Out~ It Goes Out To A Really Awesome Guy...Words Can Not Even Describe His Kindness...Please Go Show Him Some Love...Fan, Rate and Add Him. He's A Really Great Friend To Have! Click On The Pic Below Ophanim "BLS Mafia SDMF"@ fubar Thank You For Being You Ophanim, And For Being The Best Friend Ever! Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhs!
Friends
> FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. > REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. > > FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs > REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM > > FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong > REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but > that was fun!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry > REAL FRIENDS: cry with you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back > REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours > > FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you > REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing > REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door > REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile > REAL FRIENDS: Are for life >
Lets Show Them Some Love
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=884347&i=3779145427 Please go here and leave at least a vote they can win by most votes or comments.This is a contest for best friends and these two are the closest I have seen!!!!!!!! VOTE COMMENT !!!!!! We have several contest going on in a small family so reaching out to all.We have ashleys who was first among several still going but this one here is on a time the reason I am posting it now.I am trying to sort thru them the best I can by the limits they have on them.So also all family members please understand we are getting to all these.Family members who aren't helping please do so.
Odd Thoughts, Rants, Or Poetry
ok, got my fricken tooth pulled it hurts going to bed... Well the 4th of Sept has approached with a vengence, to some around here it signals the well earned break from thier children to me it means I'm back to work.. Last year it was 350 students, this year I have a feeling there will be more, but we shall see..Hopefully this year since I'm "offical" my pay checks will be a bit better.. It's funny actually, without the "offical" school badge my pay was crappy but with it, it jumps up a whole 2 dollars..lol..oh well I'm in it for the pay I'm NOT in it to help mold young minds and not reinforce the prejudiciares that thier parnets have instilled in the sponges that lay between thier ears. So today has been mainly spent on cleaning the house.. sometimes I ask myself though.." why bother"...lol
L.u.v. Club
I have been trying to make morphs for all members. If I havent made you one yet and you would like me to then just send me a PM telling me which picture you would like me to use and either a pic that you want to morph too or an ideal of what you want me to use. If you want me to choose pictures then just tell me. I am not asking you to rate any of my stuff for this. It is just something that I want to do for my fellow club members and friends. stacey also if you arent a member but are on my friends or fans list and would like one just let me know. I am not the best at it yet but you can see some of my work in my morps I made folder in my photos.
Good News!
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I have your attention please? dogyamissedit@ fubar Ok, for those of you that talk to me regularly you know that when I bought my lap top from Dell my wireless card would not communicate with my Westell Router. After HOURS on the phone with Verizon trying to get it fixed (that next day) I still couldn't connect right and had to undo most of what they had me do to even wire into the router with an ethernet cord. Well, today is a landmark day...I FIXED IT!! And I didn't even have any help from the stupid asses in tech support!!
Broke Back Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your wee-wee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy tu
7 Rules To Live By (for Those Who Use Computers At Work)
Off To School
Just letting you know I am starting up college again so I probably will not be on much. Have good days and great weekends, to all my friends and those in my family. Huggss Theresa
Mumm Stuff
http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=218135 evil_biznatch
Misterfeet
So blame him :P
Tag !
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I dont like feet . including my own. 2. I have a fear of Deep Water,and drowning 3. I have been married twice , still married to the 2nd one 4. I have a birthmark on my Privet part. 5. I have 2 tattooes one just because some once told me i couldnt . 6. I love nature and animals of all kinds ..lol for those of you who got the joke 7. Ihave never been arrested ever ! 8. I shave my pubic hair off cant stand to have it. 9. I met my husband on the internet 5 years ago. 10. I think child molester's should be killed for the crime of mudering a childs inocents. killed because I was molested when I was 5. I'm tagging a few people!
Ten Things
10 things i hate about you I hate how you left me without any sign, I hate that you moved on without saying goodbye, I hate how your smile makes me give in, I hate that your always making me want to caress your skin, I hate how you can't talk to me when she's around, I hate that when she leaves you look me up and down, I hate how you made a mark in my heart, I hate that you let us drift apart, I hate how when i say I hate you I don't really mean it, But most of all.... I hate how you know I can't hate you..... And never will.
Glass
We all live in glass houses....maybe not everything can break us, but there is always something that can. I have only ever known the pain of losing someone that is a part of my everyday, but today I learned that it's all the same. Today I found out that a friend that I only know online passed. I have found myself LOVING my online friends as if they are sitting right next to me, they get in the inner core of who I am and know me. My purpose for this blog is so that EVERY DAY if at any minute they feel alone, I am here. I LOVE THEM..LORALIE, ANNA, DAVE, MIKE, BETH, MIKE(shake), SHELLY, JON, DAVID, BRIAN, MILAI...THANK YOU for who you are in my life. I appreciate you all..I never want to know a day without you in my life. I LOVE YOU ALL, IN THE WAY LOVE MEANS SOMETHING. FOREVER.
My Life As It Is Now!
Surveys And Bitches
I discovered I don't have one...well a female one. My hubby is by far my best friend and will always know more than anyone else ever will most likely...but it would be nice to have a female that I could get kinda close to. I ran across the profile of a guy that...to be crass...I would fuck just to say I did if I were single and I was going to share it with the chick I talk to most when I realized she just wouldn't appreciate it...he looked better than most movie vampires and she's not really into all that. Thats a huge part of me...hard to be best friends with someone who can't at least appreciate these parts. I'm actually getting to the point where I'd like to reach out and find someone (who is at least mildly stable because I have a friend who does appreciate very much the same things as I but she is PSYCHO..I never know when she's going to turn on me or be my friend) that I could drop a line like that on out of the clear blue. Would be nice. Still working on the next installm
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Helpin Hammrd
hello all if you could would u please go to this website and vote it doesnt matter if you have never seen or heard them http://www.rockerie.com/eriemusicawards/ hammerd is really good friends of mine and this would really help them out and be an awesome favor to me and if your ever in erie chris( the singer) will let ya crash at his house if ya need a place lol below is copied from hammerd's blog PLEASE VOTE thank you for your support Bones Time is running out! This is THE FINAL week to get your votes in for the RockErie Music awards. Voting ends on Sunday Aug.19th at midnight, so it is critical that we circle the wagons and get this fucker done! The Erie Music Awards voting is fast coming to a close and HAMMERD would like to ask for your support in our quest to gain the TRIBUTE Band title. The push for votes is on! We would like to be acknowledged and get to take part in this wonderful event. With your support we may be able to do just that. If you could take a few
More About Me Today...
ok this is gonna be quick and easy. If you see im on, say hi. If you start in with your smartass bullshit first thing off...i will ignore your fuckin ass. I am a nice guy but too many times people think they can talk to me any way they want to. Second, dont ever assume i'm here. I might not be and i really dont fuckin appreciate when people blow me shit especially if i'm not even fuckin here. Third, I prefer intelligent conversation but if all u want to talk to me about is the weather or some other uninteresting bullshit, talk to someone who doesnt mind it, cause i really fuckin hate it. I'm not here to chat and entertain other people. I do bounce around and check other sites and read, yes, read shit on other sites. So if u value me as a friend at all please, show me half the fuckin respect i KNOW i show you. TY...
Friends
Life has its ups and downs...............God gave man a soul, along with the ability to make decisions about life. Many times we base our decisions on emotions rather than thought. Whether it be about love, politics, our finances, etc. We end up getting hurt. How illogical.When we let this happen we become what I call the sheepol. We must use our logic, and think things through. We must stay away from those who have become crazy, we cannot be rescuers. Without hurting ourselves in the process. I ask the protector to keep all my friends safe, and to give them logic in their thoughts. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. when someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like
Saturn
Hurricane Humberto came through here last Wednesday night. The entire peninsula I live on had no power until last night. I didn't have any major damage, just some palm trees... It's good to be back...
What's Up Fubar World?
Hey guys, well its the new year.. sorry its taken forever for me to blog on here.. Anyway I have been a busy bee! I have been posting vids on youtube.. (if you wanna watch I am under tinamarie1979) doing school work, being sick, listening to music and generally just being myself. Anyway I am on facebook, myspace and youtube.. Here are the links www.myspace.com/lilscorpiosweetie79 www.youtube.com/tinamarie1979 www.facebook.com/tinawitt I love this site www.makeupgeek.com So check those out.. rate, comment and subscribe and tell your friends.. oh and here is my blog http://lilscorpiosweetie79.blogspot.com
Just For Starters...
Just thought I'd see if I could figure out how to blog here. Guess I did it since I'm typing this and you're reading it. Feel free to send any constructive advice on how to "fubar" like a pro, or at least not look so green at it. Anyway, I'm off for now.
Passion
I am selling a Jet Ski with duel Trailer for 975.00 $$ And a Submersible pump with motor and control box for 500.00 $$ and I also have a single wide mobile home with two bed two bath and a front porch for 15,000.00 $$ Let me know if you are interested please serious comments only...
Yummy
I like to be mysterious, I know I'm hot, and so will you when we hook up, a photo is ok, but I like to descibe all parts to you, use your imagination baby, tastytreat
Im New
everyone i was kicked out of a bar sat and almost arrested hi everybody im new in here an like to meet new ppl so if u bored look me up we can chat
Military Humour
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so bad... there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boy
A Sexy Ass Lady
If any body can find out more about this chick let me know here is her name Angela Devi, Big Thanks to who ever fins out more information!
Blah Blah
well today was i think the last day at Shopko (i hope)...it was a good day. Saw Harry Potter....I thought after it being out for as long as it has been the theatre wouldn't have been that packed...it sucked! tons and tons of winey kids..that doesn't bother me to much its the parents bitchingat the kids....ug! i loved the movie! i know it isn't the same as the book but i still enjoyed the special effects....i have to admit i cried..i am such a sap...oh well it was dark and i am sure no one saw or cared tonight im home alone watch9ing tv..norml night...well..thats my blah blah for today so far anyway
Peoms By Renee....
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinki
New Gal
please baby doll , come help me with voting on my good friends freinds contest....if ya drop a buncha votes ill prolly letcha in my family to see all my naughtyest photos...got over 200 in there ...im there bombing now....ty so much!
Show This New Gal What Fubar Peeps Are Made Of!
Club
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Tag!!!
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have little to no self-confidence. 2. To relieve stress, I draw, take pictures, or write poetry. 3. I have BIG issues with my mother... 4. I have one birth mark in an inconspicuous place..... lol 5. I have an obsession with cleaning other people's houses... 6. It is under suspicion that I have two webbed toes!!! hahaha 7. I stole a truck once. 8. I was with a man for 4 years before he heard me fart... hahahahaha 9. I have to wear carmex on my lips before bed or I can't sleep... 10. A psychic once told me that I was going to be rich and famous by writing a documentary in France... And she told me to learn French... Guess I should
Hes Been Guzzling The Formaldehyde Again
man with a cam.. cum and find me.. all you horny women ... hit me up ..and i'll show you what i have for you..
Inspiration
His Private Part Died Today
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You are going to love this !!!!!) "Well," he replied, *"Today is the viewing."*
Updates
There are updates on both my sites... lots of new pics like the ones i have added here. I sure do hope to see you there!! You will love them, and i love to know you are looking. Muah!!! I have a new update on www.southern-charms.com/jezabelle that went up fri. Me in the pool again!! And I have a new one going up on Mon too. Also have a quickie on www.dreamnet.com/jezabelle and a new one with toy action going up in a couple days. Hope to see you there!! Kisses! Well its wed and i have updates on both sites!!! cum check me out! the one on www.dreamnet.com/jezabelle is awesome. a lil toy play!! and in the pool again on sc! Kisses!!!
Ok Seriously Folks U Flag This ... Come On
Come on

being close to death has brought a new meaning to life, live it !!!
I Figured It Out!
My Zodiac
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Job
All of you out there that think that your job is hard and stressfull try mine for one weekend and you will be glad that you have something different.... I am the manager of all females that dance/strip at a local club here in Ashtabula.... yeah it sounds easy... make schedules hire fire make rules or just listen to them bitch and complain about the stupidest things on this earth ..... and then you got your special ones who like to make up stories so they can go home early... like i have a headache maybe i should get a catscan and see whats really wrong with me..... HA .....the only thing thats really wrong is your RA MEEEEE DIAL.... DID YA GET THAT... sorry people i know its my first day on here but i just needed to rant real quick and get it off my chest...
Join The Lounge
OK ALL THIS LOUNGE IS MADE AND RDY FOR DA FAM TA COME UP IN N MAKE IT THEIR HOME SO COMMON IN N KICK IT WID ALL DA FAM MCL MADD LOVE FOR ALL DA FAM HERES DA LINK http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9761 Welcome To The Wicked Klown Juggaloz Dark Lounge In Here Its Always A Mini Gathering And Once You Join Up Your Family To EveryOne Here MCL To All The Los N Lettes, Scroll All The Way Down For The Chat! And Show Nothing But Respect For The Family And The Mods Because You Will Be Banned If You Dont! AND ITS MEMBERS ONLY IF UR NOT SUBSCRIBED WITHIN AN HOUR OF BEING IN YOU WILL BE BANNED
The Incoherent Ramblings Of A Broken Mind
I am at a loss. I don't know peace. I hear noise all the time, I see things that are not real. I smell things from my past. Things long gone. Things I never want to smell again. I suffer silently in fear and paranoia. Now pain. My soul is exhausted. My body is decaying. My mind is twisting, like a spider on a thread. Nothing stops. When I try to shut it out it screams. It yells for me to pay attention. I don't even remember what "it" is anymore. Yet it torments me unmercilessly. Is it my conscience? My instincts? My soul, crying out for mercy? Someday, it WILL stop, and that will scare me even more. Why? I am beyond belief. I know. I am seriously crippled up. I am an ugly-ass sex addict. I don't really like myself. I never did. I tried to protect my brother from the evil ones, but I failed. It's my fault he's in jail. I couldn't stop them, so he got messed up too. I spend all my time trying to figure out HOW I could have saved him, kept them away from him. I owe his kids at least that
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Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. i HATE the color pink 2.i think most people have an internal defensive block that causes them to be mean 3. i can cook southern food like no tomarrow 4.my kids are my greatest donation to life as we know it 5. i have one birth mark 6. there is one spot on my body that if you blow on it i will become jello in your hands (lol) 7.i want to be a massage therapist 8. on the inside i hate everything about me 9.i know i am no goddess and i will tell you to your face that if you say so 10.i think everyone is beautiful some are just more so because of their attitude towards situations and people
Man V Woman
Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, > Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES. >Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, > Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented >GOSSIP >Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, > Woman discovered CARDS and invented >WITCHERY. >Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, > Woman discovered LOVE and invented >MARRIAGE. >Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, > Woman discovered FOOD and invented >DIET. >Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, > Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. >Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, > Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it >all >got f*cked up.
Birthday Wishes ;)
Sitting here fresh from the shower, candles lit and the skin on my legs feeling silkier than ever. Listening to slow jams and feeling very, very sexy....I was thinking that the best birthday gift that I could give myself would be to do a striptease for the person that I was with on my birthday. Weird right?!?! That would be like me giving that person a gift on my birthday!! My gift would be the expression on your face letting me know that I turn you on just from you looking at me and drinking in all my sexiness. Inexpensive I know but not all women want materialistic things. With that being said i'm asking for comments on what you think would be the perfect song to do a striptease to, meaning what song would you want played if a woman were doing a dance just for you and you only?
Fun Time
A Story By Lee
The box is small, but it contains all the fury and hatred that Hell could conjure. A silver box, barely the size of a cigarette case, holding fifteen bullets. Seven are engraved with the names of the hearts they belong in. The others are for anyone who gets in my way. I try to be fair. A hired gun is a risky occupation. You are never sure whom you can trust. If a client doesn't like the fact that you are a free agent, they try to find ways to persuade you to be exclusive. I, in my ignorance, decided that I couldn't be threatened. I work for whomever I want, when I want. They sent seven guns after me. I took that as a compliment. I understand that business is business, but these fools made it personal. They took my wife and my little girl from me. I know they are in Heaven now. Hell will be a small price to pay for the retribution I am about to deliver. First on my list is a kid that calls himself Tyrone. Tyrone thinks he is a thug straight out of the ghetto. He likes his clothes to
Plans For This Week Cuase I Am Bored Right Now
welp got offroad derby's here in hudsonville at the fair grounds tues and weds starting at 7pm. and the regular derby sat plus labor day. and as always i will be at each one. usually hanging around the pit area since i know people running in both types. well tues was good at the fair got a ful show in got home around 11pm even though it ended around 10. tonight however got cut short due to weather only got the heat races in no mains or feature. but atleast weather is looking good for saturdays regular derby.
My Worst Day
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can everyone please come help me bomb my pic i forgot about it and am behind...Thanks
Boobs
So whats a girl got to do to see some boobs?!?!? They don't even have to be your own....I just want to see some:) Leave me comments! Anything! LMAO! I'm waiting............ I guess I'm really desperate I accidentally posted it twice! Chit!
Fubar Clock
1. Never smoke weed are do drugs? 2. Never drink or drive? 3. Always be safe before doing it? 4. Have you ever cheated before? 5. Have you ever thinking of killing somebody? 6. Have you been put in jail before from a drug bused? 7. Have you ever been heart broking after someone has cheated on you? 8. You Wish You Could Restart your life all over again? 9. Did your family disown you? 10. How many times you have been called stupid? 11. Do you curse allot? 12. How many times you been stilling money out of your mother's purse? 13. How many beer's have you stoled? 14. Have someone ever try to foresing you to have sex with them? 15. What makes you mad? 16. What happen with you? 17. What did you do this time? 18. Did you try to kill yourself? 19. What stupid thing you just did? 20. Did you just lost your mined? Myspace Clocks at YourSpaceIsBest.com
Good Enough
*grins Things are looking kinda up. A weekend of peace. I got to spend a night with my Angel, and the weekend with Red. I can't even explain the glory of 'ruttin sinful'. I went to visit and worked on her 'til the backs of my hands sweat -didn't even know that was possible. I have embraced the whole 'man-whore/ back door man' thing to the point where I feel the change of it bone deep. All I can say about the feel of it is... "It goood." So I'm inside this WHITE HAWT red-head tonight, a sexy little Italian number, undressed in the Gaulish cream of the northern parts of her ancestory: and who do I hear? Sarah McLaughlin. What song do I hear? Good Enough. Who do I think of? The one that got away? The one that I got? The one that I got rid of? The red-head writhing beneath me? NO. The one that I can't touch. The one that keeps me sane. The one tied to the shit-stain that is warmin the bed I should be makin love sober in instead o
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Thoughts For The Day
Love is Very hard to find....easy to lose...and difficult to forget. So be true to the ones you love because you hold their heart in your hands.You have the choice to either crush it....or keep it safe by holding it close to your own heart. Whether it be the love of a sibling, a parent, a friend or a lover....make sure you tell them you love them all the time!!! You never know when they might not be there to tell them....or when it would just simply brighten their day to be reminded that someone cares. With so much sadness and hate in this world....its so important that we remember the wonderful things in life like love....and also the people that have given us a place in their heart. Much love goes out to the people who have let me into their hearts.....and who have found a place in mine as well Curvalicious xoxoxox
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Fuking C*** Sucker
YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING IN LIFE YOU WANT ESPECIALLY OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY FUKING C*** SUCKER, LOL I MIGHT HAVE A P**** BUT I AM FAR FROM HANDLIN MINE LIKE ONE..... 8-P LMMFAOOOOO..... 8-P DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOL A GRILL DON'T MAKE UP A SET F*** BOI.... FIND SUM P**** IN THE REAL WORLD ~BIIIIOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH~
My Goodies
***** WILLINJAX07 ***** YOU WANTED TO SEE MY PUSSY??? WELL HERE SHE IS, LMAO.... 8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P8-P ~BIIIIOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH~
Law's Eclectic Bag Of Tricks
So, your love life is stuck in a rut and you cannot figure out what happened. Well, I'll bet you're thinking one of a few things: 1: "Love life in marriage just gets dull. Period. There's nothing anyone can do about it." 2: "Maybe my wife/husband doesn't love me anymore." 3: "I just cannot perform well enough in bed." 4: "Maybe he/she is cheating on me and just lost interest." 99 times out of 100, none of those things are true. So, what's the problem then? Perhaps you forgot how to be you. You forgot how to live life. You forgot how to communicate verbally and physically. I can tell you right now the key to sizzling sheets is affection, attention, and learning to read your loved one's body language. After having learned to read it, that is when you learn to do the other two things: to give and receive affection and attention. A good general rule is that if mommy is happy, daddy is happy. And if both are happy, then so are the kids. Not always, but the majority o
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Final Week In Current Job
Well my successor lasted 6 weeks :) Well this is my first ever blog entry. This is my last week in my current job. I finish on Friday and am off to the competitors. My boss took it extremely well. He demanded my car off me - which he can't do until my last day. He's given my company phone to my successor - whom he appointed 4 weeks before I actually resigned. I'm not bitter - I know whats in store for him.
Why Guys Fall In Love With A Women
Why guys fall in love with a women! 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight any
Randomness
Lol my sister posted this same blog a lil while ago but O'well Everyone sign my guest book please please please!! Have a good 1 guys!! Hey can anyone tell me how to do a pimpout bulletin? One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like
Me
It all begins on Monday Dec 10th Blue Dragon is for SALE to the highest bidder! don’t be scared it wont heart.. Much !!! Pics of the big prize are being posted as its getting finished. So Come Monday Stop On By & Place Ur Bid !!! I will let you know on Monday just were to go... Watch for my Bulletin & Blogs !!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA This is what happens when i get in a dee dee dee moment.
Friends List
hello i will be goin through my friends list. im always showing love to all my friends and there also alot of you who dont give any love back from and theres quite a few that do return the love i know who ya are so if ya wanna stay on friends list let me know. thanks ♣♥♦ ©hΆÖwÑ Bõ®Ñ ÅnÐ ®@Ì$ΣЙ ♦♥♣ -1977
Baby Update
I'M BEING INDUCED ON MONDAY SO I WONT BE AROUND TO SEE ALL YOUR SMILING FACES HAHAHAHA. SO WHILE IM GONE DONT MISS ME TO MUCH......... WELL YOU BETTER MISS ME A LITTLE BIT OR I'LL BE HURT. IM GOING TO HAVE THE BABY MONDAY HOPEFULLY I'LL HAVE A FAST DELIVERY WITHOUT COMPLICATION. I'LL POST PICTURES ONCE I GET HOME AND GET SETTLED. TAKE CARE EVERYONE AND LEAVE ME PLENTY OF COMMENTS FOR WHEN I GET HOME. -JENN B ok so as all of you know im very preggo and due to pop in a few days, well anyways the last 48 hours have been hell for me and hopefully they'll get better. sunday morning i woke up at 2am with the worse pain in my ribs and stomach i could ever imagine, it was just 1 big pain that wasnt going away when i moved. it got so painful that it brought me to tears when i had to wake my parents up. so i get them up my mom brings me to the hospital and im contracting every 3-5 minutes. they monitor the baby and i and he ends up being ok, im the one that ended up needing 2 shots
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Hey
I may be wrong but you tell me. Is the world made up of broken Promises? does anybody keep there word any more I have a list a mile long of broken promises but I can not think of one promise that has been kept. I try to be honest and true but all it seams to get me is grief and misery. Why do so many feel that a promise is just a word you say when you want someone to do some thing for you,and that you are not going to have to keep your promise.Broken promises kill more than people know maybee I'm just to sensitive but I am starting to feel like there is no one you can count on any more except yourself and thats getting lonely. If you have any thoughts on this please let me hear them couse I am at a loss. Sorry if this is a downer but It's how I feel latly Coast Easy all
Which Is Better????
As i caught the news, i started to think of my son. I don't want him to have a gun! or even to deal with one! but that's all we hear and see, and i wonder "will he always be here with me?" I'm afraid, he's so brave, he loves his country, If he chooses to leave ....I'll tie a yellow ribbon around a tree to comfort me, We love God and leave our lives in his hands, and i know that he will guide him back to me. For right now i know i have nothing to fear my son is six and for a few more years he will be near, and as for my thoughts, well i know i'll have another as i catch the news again. Mom P.S. My first poem...I hope you like it! Enjoy! Help me out...which is better???? Street Clothes?? or Uniforms?? Spend a fortune on reg. clothes... come to find out ..new school has uniform.....grrr..Just wanna know what you think is better/easier?
Gotta Love This Nurse
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off. Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
I Owe My Mother
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My Life
-Suprisingly little baggage. -Simple name(i.e, Bob Spoon, Jack Johnson). -You found him wandering the streets with a bandage on his head. -Honestly perplexed about the origin of his tattoo. -Doesn't think he's ever loved like this before. Should you break up with him? Are you kidding? He's a clean slate. You can dress him how you like, you choose all the movies, and he has no annoying friends or family. Jackpot! The only downsides are :(1) he could regain his memory, and with it, some control of the relationship; and (2) his family and/or friends may find and relcaim him. But they might not recognize him with the makeover you gave him. Keep him while you can. As I sit here in my room, AllI can think of is you. Your laugh Your Smile Your Touch Your Love I can't help but to think if it is me to blame for the fallout. If I pushed too hard, If I moved too fast, If I pressured you at all, If.... Who knows what happened? Was it you? Was it me? Was it time?
Poems
.x.bye.x. Im gone im out the door cant deal with ths pain anymore Tired of the bruises that wont go away i cant take this anymore i just cant say Im leaving you forever never coming back maybe youll be happy when theres no one here to smack memories She stands in front of the mirror and looks into the glass the makeup that she wears conceals secrets of her past the way shes been abused and how she always hides will she end it now? or keep it all inside? pictures running through her head the worst is saved till last she looks down at her fisted hand and thrusts it through the glass she stares down at where it lays and wishes to be back in those beautiful days how did it end up like this? she wonders why shes the one that wants to die how could she get out? what can she do? she wants to tell somebody, but who? She dreams of a future of happiness and love, wishes she ha
Boasting
Just boasting a little .. We just got back from A Hockey tournament in Tronto and My sons team won it all. They went 6 - 0. My son played 3 of the games and recorded 3 shutouts!!!!!!!!! Just really proud I had to share
Monday, 20, August 2007
Tina needs only 544 more comments to get her blast. lets finish this thing up
80's Cartoons
Lonely
FIRST OF ALL I KNOW THESE SO CALLED PLAYERS WOULDN'T TELL U THIS,BUT I'M GONNA BE REAL AND SAY WHAT'S ON MY HEART,SO LET'S TAKE THIS CHANCE AND MAKE THIS LOVE FEEL RELAVENT,DIDN'T YA KNOW I LOVED U FROM THE START,WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS WE PUT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,WHO KNEW WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR,THEN I THINK ABOUT WHERE WOULD I BE IF WE JUST FALL APART AND I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF LOSIN U,SO MEET ME AT THE ALTURE IN UR WHITE DRESS,WE AIN'T GETTIN NO YOUNGER WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT,SO GIRL LET'S JUST GET MARRIED I WANNA GET MARRIED ITS' A LONG TRIP ALONE OVER SAND AND STONE THAT LIE ALONG THE ROAD THAT WE ALL MOST TRAVEL DOWN, SO MAYBE YOU COULD WALK WITH ME AWHILE AND, MAYBE I CAN REST BENEATH YOUR SMILE, EVERYBODY STUMBLES SOMETIMES AND NEEDS A HAND TO HOLD,CAUSE ITS A LONG TRIP ALONE
Stress...
Ok so here we are almost six months away from my wedding and I still have nothing done.... I havent done ANYTHING except a few minor things... I need to get the contracts signed and what not... I need to somehow get a hold of the man that was suppose to be my dj .. but i'll wait a week or two because some family issues... my photographer said i already signed the contract but yet has sent me a copy of it... I need a damn cater... UGh my bridal party has not gotten there gowns.... I been trying to except all the help I can get when it comes to the vendors but what help I got I need more Im doing everything by my self all the planning and it makes me so fustrated I give up on it....
A Twist
I broke up with matt like 2 weeks ago. Wasn`t expecting that, he`s now waiting to go back after his birthday this week. It just wasn`t there, I couldnt torture him or myself with it anymore. I feel bad bc he left everything and bc the little one is attatched but I wouldn`t have changed my decision to end it.
Goodbye
Well it looks like I will be leaving Fubar. look for me on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/bwyldecom Unfortunately All the Fubar officials are pussywhipped and if there is a problem they will choose women over men. Even though i was harassed I had my old profile deleted... So Visit me on myspace and tell me your from Fubar or just ask me for my IM Scott www.bwylde.com
Hot Summers Night (10 Parts Read Them All,smiles)
Part 10 “I want you to tell me how much you want it. How much do you ache for me?" I looked at you and told you "I want you so bad I can't take it. Please put it in, please fuck me." It aroused you so much when I begged that you couldn't wait anymore either. You took my hard cock in your hands and then put it inside of your wet pussy. You began to ride me moving your hips in the shape of a figure eight. You wanted so bad to feel every inch of me possible. I began to groan along with you and you knew I was close. You wanted to feel my arms around you before I came so you quickly freed me. I sat up while you continued to ride. Your hips moved swiftly and I could see in your eyes that you were about to cum. I grabbed your breasts held them tight and then you screamed "Oh yeah, Oh hell yeah, fuck me mother fucker, Fuck Me"! I always loved to look in your eyes when you came. I then released you and laid back. You took my cock out of you and rested your head on my chest. You put your
In Memory Of Billy
In Memory of Billy As a child my big brother was great to play with. In Houston he was my private bucking bronco until I was bucked off when I was in Kindergarten and broke my arm in three different places. Good thing kids heal fast. In Carrollton I lost my cool with him and was going to kill him with a pair of scissors. He locked himself in the bathroom and laughed at me which made me want to get to him even more. I tried to open the door with the scissors open and almost cut the top of my pinky off. Aw, fond memories. As tough as that seemed at the time, it is one of the many things that Billy and I laughed about as we grew older. When I was a teen and Billy was in College he would come home and visit and we would talk of life and love. He was an honorable man and a virgin at 25 years of age. This troubled him and we sat for hours talking about how it was a good thing. He knew that in his heart but he would say, “It is hard being in College and being a virgin these days.” We
I'm Leaving...
My goal is to be off of Fubar by Sept. 1 If any of you would like to keep in contact with me, please email me ASAP at happybunny65@gmail.com. I want to make sure everyone who wants to remain online buddies has an opportunity to let me know if they want to keep in touch, here's your opportunity! Going once... Thanks to those who regularly kept in touch through fubar. To everyone, I hope you have a great life! Hugs, Retro/Trish
Tattoo Contest
My Friend
My friend needs some help with a contest...if any of you have the time please help him out...Hes a good guy..:)
Anthony782311 Blog
what up ppl i be on my cell on mocospace.com my name there is tony782311 so if you want to chat ill be there have funn ppl talk to you ppl later bye
Can't Live Without U
Vacation
SOON TO HAVE A WELL DESERVED VACATION. I WILL BE IN SEATTLE FOR THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND. LOOKING FOR SOME COOL THINGS TO DO AROUND SEATTLE AND VANCOUVER, ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
Pregnancy
Buy Me A Blast
I am waiting for a hottie to buy me a blast cause I so need some attention n luv so what ya waiting for blast me already *wink*
Cleaning House
so ya im bout to clean out my friends on here.. so if ya want to continue being friends then ya better get to signing my guest book and leave me some pic love... pic comments make me smile:).. ok love yas ttyl or maybe not :P
What Do You Think About......
What do you think about while having sex? Do you ever wonder what others think about while they are in the middle of the act? Is their mine on their partner or elsewhere? Feel free to leave me your thought and comments here or if they are to NSFW, then feel free to email them to me. Much loves! Peggy
Mandatory Military Service
I never really understood the sayings “making a killing” or “getting away with murder” until I took a job with a sales company in Merriville, Indiana. I was eighteen years old and had never had a sales job before, so I did not know what to expect. Six days later my life changed abruptly, and I vowed never to work a sales job again. It was a business to business sales position, selling useless novelty junk for practically nothing. During my six days of employment with the company, I sold things like a large cardboard book with ten smaller children’s books inside for five dollars, magazine subscriptions, three pairs of scissors that will cut a penny for five dollars, orthopedic can openers, toy car sets and many other mostly useless things. More than we were selling these crap items, we were selling ourselves. We were required be well groomed, fairly articulate and wear business suits. My seamstress girlfriend volunteered to tailor a suit for me. After a trim and a shower, I
Be Honest!
Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! [ ] i like you [ ] i used to like you [ ] just friends [ ] gorgeous [ ] cute as heck [ ] hot [ ] fine [ ] sexy [ ] amazingly sexy [ ] i want to fuck your brains out [ ] i want 2 make u my gf/bf [ ] i love u baby [ ] call me.....( )___-____