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Books Bound In Human Flesh
Brown University's library boasts an anatomy book that combines form and function in macabre fashion. Its cover--tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, like fine leather--is made of human skin. In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society. At the time, the best libraries belonged to private collectors. Some were doctors who had access to skin from amputated parts and patients whose bodies had gone unclaimed. In other cases, wealthy bibliophiles acquired skin from executed criminals, medical school cadavers and people who died in the poor house. Nowadays, libraries typically keep such volumes in their rare book collections and do not allow them to circulate. But scholars can examine them. Brown's John Hay Library has three books bound in human skin--the 1568 anatomy tex

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts Of You Thoughts of you have drifted near I sense them in my heart Along with all the sorrows not being with you has brought My tears are no longer empty they are filled with pain and such The sea they form is lovely yet deadly to the touch. When peaceful sleep encloses me I only dream of you These dreams are what hold me when my wishes don't come true This longing never ends and will never be satisfied Until my life is over and my heart and soul have died

Life
life I lie alone My life a mess No family, no home My life a misery torn apart Just like my little beating heart My life of being sad Just makes me mad I do not wish to be lonesome As if love would make me wholesome Like love would fill my heart No one is there to make me smile Just there to tease and tear my heart apart While laughing all the while My tears of hope drift out of me just like a sea of misery

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

Myyearbook Battle
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx u can vote once a day im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx u can vote once a day im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx u can vote once a day

Def Lep Girls Blog
It's early and it's Sunday. For those of you who don't know, I've been off of work for the last 3 weeks due to a really bad car accident that I was in. Tomorrow (Monday the 13th) I will finally return to work. This morning I got up with work being the only thing on my mind, I don't want to go back. After having 3 weeks off with my kids getting up at 4am doesn't sound appealing. So I decided to come and check my messages and my horoscope and this is what it said.... Work could be a minefield today, or if you're not working, you may not be able to get your mind out of the workplace. Whichever the situation, take baby steps and keep your spirits up. Keep smiling, no matter what! I just have to say, WOW! Hopefully I won the lottery! I am a woman... girl... a goddess of everything living and breathing. The world revolves around me and my fellow ladies, for without us man would not exist. Yes, I am emotional, vulnerable and sometimes just a big pain in the ass. But, at the end of

Cheap Wine And Strawberry Gashes
A look of confusion, a single tear falls waiting and wondering why Security and promises await Love and devotion wondering why Lost in the spaces between a sense of belonging and the feeling of love Who am I to judge it could be true it could really work. Losing in the battle of love and friendship together we fall. The feelings differ from one to the other The knowing I need this I want this The knowing the love a broken friendship? With both the sense of security with both Should I jump at the first chance hang back and stay cool? A lost sense of all feelings a hopeless romantic with a crushed heart Wondering why Push it down, shove it in my face pull me right back to you bringing me to this point my heart just breaks how could you leave so far away A promise yet left empty a word taken for granted a pharse that meant so much do you feel it or am I wasting time trying to bring it all back I still love you. A dreamer lost in a fantasy is n

Life Is Ending
Life is Ending I dont think I can deal with this anymore no love, just agony and pain the pain makes me want to walk out the door staying much longer will drive me insane i realy have the desire to kill mine is in danger even if i lie but i would be the victim of this trill i surelly will be the next one to die simple, sweet just a very young woman love again i will never really feel i cant go through this kind of pain again i do not have the rapid urge to heal today is going to be my real end always remember me. Your True Love

Pain
No More Pain Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, as the dreams run through her head Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, Is she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith, there's nothing left. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything she thinks she can As one night she made her choice, There was just no way she could make it without him. As days go by her eyes are just blank. She wrote him a note,it was but a poem she wrote Saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. She couldn't take the pain anymore. Pain pills she did take, just enough to end the pain o

Redneck Vascectomy
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h

Vialicious
Well Im stressed and fed up with some shit... and I have been thinking alot about a bunch of shit lately.... and now I have a eadache.... so Im gonna go lay down or something cuz im in a bad mood now b.c. of shit thats been running through my head! I dont know... but I pretty much give up.... but im out.... peace peeps! Im so sick of this constant bullshit... im seriously 3 seconds to deleting all my online shit... I really hate my life right now... it sucks really bad... :(

My Perfect Date…
At any beautiful beach, (I would love it to be at the beach at Cafe Del Mar Ibiza), along with my lover, under the stars before the sunset. sitting on a thin but comfortable long cloth with many rose petals on it, a lit lavender candle on top of the cloth, with a picnic basket, including some minute maid apricot juice, lemon hinted chicken, a dozen purple grapes, a star fruit, and chocolate brownies. also a music player and a c.d that plays love or relaxing music, and while eating the chocolate brownie last, finally enjoying the view of the beautiful and magnificent sunset, by the side of the one I love…

Go Talk To Kelly
here is a blog for some to enjoy is from a very great friend of mine http://fubar.com/blog/38178/470493 I just want to frist say that this person here has had my back with alot i have been dealing with lately Kelly thank u so much and if u have any question about anything then maybe u need to hit her up and she will tell u just how to take ur candy asses on some were ™KelKel™ ÇHã®M€Ð ÃÑG€£ PîP€®@ fubar thanks love to the ones that mean somehting to me

I Need Your Help!
a friend of mine is in giveaway and could really use your help :) come join me in dropping him a few comments...i wont forget your help :) thanks :) heres the link i have a ton of ppl on my friends list...and if ya'll need votes in a contest or whatever...i help ya out.....and i am not asking for myself but for a sweet friend...shes in a contest...and she has worked her ass off trying to get rates and comments...she has no "bomber" friends....and shes up against a few who have quite a few....until today she was holding her own...ive tried to help all i can but i am only one person...As a friend i am asking u to Plz show her some luv...drop a comment or two for her....shes a sweetheart and deserves it. the contest ends saturday...friends help friends....when i accepted your friends request...i became your friend...it wont cost u anything but a min or two. Thanks.....Brandy Heres the link

Personal
Who is he to do these things? a monster? has satan taken over him? what has he become? she was a new light in his life, a reason to live, yet he still finds himself pondering the thought of suicide, that thought caused by her, what does he do? the things he has made her watch, the ugly things that hes done. she deserves more than him, better than him. she deserves the best, because she is the best. she saved his life and never even knew it. the thought of her saved him, it stopped him from finishing the job. for years he has thought of this, thought of killing himself, but for years, he couldnt do the job, he couldnt strike that final blow on himself, the thought of death was too much. but that would all come to an end... the day she left him, tore his soul, and lied with another man, that was the day hed feel deadly, and not long after, he would stare into the abyss wondering... what is life without her? in this bitter torment he would lose sight of what mattered most, he would no

Man Why The Hell Does The Nice Guys Like Me Get Crapped On Man My Kindness Always Gets Mistakin For Weakness And Now My Feeling Are Dyin And Aint Neve
someday my pain will end, but... until then my pain will end feelings that kill me so upon death my heart will flow once more i say good bye to you thats why we die young

Kats Thoughts
Thank you for all that replied ti my mumm. Those that thouhgt I was drinking I wasnt and my two year old didnt write it.Thank you for the postive points made on really meet nice people and making great friendships.Those that were mean, you are the people I was talking about just out for points or kicks of hurting someones feelings or to see what they can get. Well I an glad I am not like those people. And a;so I am glad there really are nice people here. its so hot down south you have to walk around naked

No One Cares And Fake Friends
i am goin to bed and want to see if any one cares and who my friends are ? i got so many on my list yet no one really talks to me or reads my bulletins. why add some one if you arent goin to talk to them or anything? lol funny title i know but thats the small things in life that make me happy lol walmart shoes and hairdye lol........oh and new make up lol i am such a dork today sucks otherwise it is raining and lightning and me and the loin fruit are stuck in the effin house...argh. but yay new shoes and hairdye make my day HA HA FOUND THIS IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY TOO.... sex A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand

Rabblerouser Ii
Is there some truth to the term, "terrible two's"?...tonight I made macaroni and cheese. My 2yr old decided to see what it would sound like if she dropped a few macaroni noodles behind the fan which was on high-speed. It sounds like a pfftttttt! sound.

Monica's Blog
It's been awhile! I kno... My summer life here kinda picked up, which is totally rad. I decided to get out, meet some people -- and quit sulking. So! I haven't forgotten about you guys here, who were willing to keep me occupied when I had NOTHING to do. I'm going to start stopping by again and stuff. Jasper! I've missed you the mostest. I hope you can forgive me :P I added a few new pics. Nothing fancy.

Dealing With Moving Away...
Well I'm moving to Arkansas in September and well some of my friends are not dealing with it well. I'm having trouble with it to, I know no one there but my mother in law...lol I love my friends to death and would do anything for them. A couple of them are planning on moving there with in a yr or 2. I just wish they would not make me feel so bad and then say oh gf I understand its just fucked up. I know its fucked up, if I didn't have to leave I wouldn't. I'm 30 yrs old and my husband is going to be 49 on the 30th and this is the only way we will ever be able to own a home or 2 or 3...lol It's so cheap there its great. Well I'm done I feel a little better by getting this off my chest. It sucks that the people I'm talking about don't even have Fubar accounts...LMFAO anyways peace out and much love...

Ode De Sade (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.

Fu--youuuuu
for all who have missed me i was in a car crash and got messed up good just getting around to doing things again look forward to talking to every one again just want everyone to know I may ask to be friends and leave notes and what not and even judge pic but if anyone was wondering why i dont rait the people who am i to to say who is better , no on is better than the next yes I am new to the fu but as I learn my fu is getting stronger.

Howdy
hey all i didnt forget about you all just wanted to say howdy and let you all know that i have a very special guest comming up on my show.but anyway wow never thought i would never see 26 lol and i have yay lol going to the NCTS satuorday night was fun especially for my birthday i wish i could have been here to do so with you all but things happen.well anyway i am still trying to find a part time job good luck there but hey i am glad i am here everyday to see all my friends yeah this 9/11 thing is serious but this is the day to remember those that lost loved ones all i have been hereing is its like a holiday that has to be celebrated no way i remember those that we lost. 9/11 YOU WILL BE MISSED TO ALL THOSE THAT LOST LOVED ONES ARE IN MY PRAYERS well time to hit the hay take care all hey yall just wanted to send out a big howdy to you all.i updated my profile to where i got music and what was suppose to be a background but didnt work.so hopefully things will speed up hopefully wi

Tales Of The Twilight
So im sitting here looking at some old pictures from back in middle school and high school and realizing how many people iv known that have been murdered.. six people ... so many dieing over petty shit.. example my friend tomi was murdered by her boyfriend casue she was leaving him after and after a fight he shot her in the head ... the dumped the body near a dumpster... i dont get it.. i really dont..

Eh What Ever.
Take the Heaven or Hell Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz Got informed by my overnight Asstant Manage last week that I was being made full time. Just signed the paper work for it lastnight. I am now full time at work. Yay for me. This is basicaly a just because. Was invited by GuardienAngel1980 to joine Fubar. I decided to take her up on it, lol. That and I have see her coming here a few times and it looked intresting. Yes I know her in person. She happens to be the mother of my 2 children and is a very good friend as well. Any ways I do hope to have some fun and make some friends. I would have to say if you are curious about me just to ask for the most part I would cosidere my self a unique individual with some excentric qualities but that is my own opinion, lol. Any ways hears hoping.

Life..
My fiance, a man of honesty and purity of heart, 20 years old, is taking on the duty of stepping up and defending our freedom in the United States Army. He is an Active Duty Soldier being placed in Iraq for a deployment of a 15 month duration. I have been with this man for about 2 years. I never thought that anything would be this hard. To love, back, and stand beside a man who I hardly see. Love is what it is and you know fate when it smacks you in the face. I met him a week before Christmas in 2005 and have been faithful to him since then. He was in Washington State for 6 months and I stayed, and then in Germany for a little over a year, and here I still am. I have a bond with him that I believe nobody else posesses. We are stronger than ever now. He is a man of morals and believes that sex should wait until marriage. I love and respect him very much for that. He knows about my past and looks past it for our love. I respect him for the strength that he holds and I would give anything

I.a.r.
We are on the move. If you would like to jump aboard please follow a few simple rules. Rate, Fan & Add All the People above you before you add yourself. When you send your friend request leave a lil note that you are w/I.A.R. If you do not rate & fan back those that rate, fan & add you, you will be removed from the train & blocked. Note: This is not a bombsquad, just a fan train so anyone may join. Plz don't post bulletins asking I.A.R. to help bomb your contest. I will be ripping members default pictures to add to an album so if u would like me to use a different picture please say so when you comment me. That is all... Have fun! =o) ~ Founder of I.A.R. ~HollieHottie ~Insane Asylum Rejects~[Founder of I.A.R.] ~Co-Founder~ .:Lµ¢¥:.{Co-Founder of I.A.R.} ~Insane Asylum Rejects Fan Train Family Page ~ ~ Members ~ "Fez" Real Life Husband to H♥llieH♥ttie™{I.A.R.Bombsquad#1} SheeRa{I.A.R.Bombsquad & Fan Train #2} Çrå§h *Real Life Hubby 2 b

Rip My Big Brother Tommy!!!
Monday evening the unthinkable happened and I was devastated beyond words could ever tell you!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost one of the most important people in my life and my world just came crashing down!!! My big brother felt he needed to leave this world and I still don't know why and I am just so crushed cuz he left behind so much!! Two beautiful little girls who when I look at are a spitting image of their father so it makes it even harder!! Why did you do this Tommy, WHY?? You are my mentor, best friend and big brother so this hurts more than anyone will ever know!!!!!! You are the greatest Tommy!! You helped me through the tough shit and get my shit straight and I love you so much for that!!! Nobody could replace you nor would I EVER want them too!!! Tommy always remember me cuz I will NEVER EVER forget you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! RIP THOMAS G. MOSER

Age
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you? I'm four and a half You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. How old are you? I'm gonna be 16 You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16 And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun

Dead Puppies.........
He took a step towards me and grabbed the hair on the back of my neck. He pulled me towards him until his lips were firmly pressed against mine. His kiss dominated my lips. It wasn't only my lips that were at his mercy. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, taking control of my tongue. I moaned. With his free hand, he unbuttoned my blouse. He lightly traced my cleavage with his finger. He kissed my breasts and traced the top of my bra with his tongue. He pulled away with his hand still entangled in my hair. "Don't you EVER argue with me," he said with a firm tone. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "What did you say to me?" he asked as he swatted me on my butt. "Ouch! I'm sorry, Sir," I corrected. "Good girl. Now, lie down in the middle of the bed," he ordered me as he released my hair from his grasp. I laid down on the bed. He approached the bed. He slid my skirt up to my waist, revealing the black lace thong with red ribbon ties on each side that I was wearing. "What's

Pierced
well i have always tried to be the best mom i can b to him because his dad left me when he found out i was pregnant.i was 18 years old and scared to death.but i did it, graduated from high school, got a job, actually 2 just so we could get by. now he is 15 years old and acts as if he hates me and it tears me to pieces, i love him so much. sometimes i wonder if he blames me for his dads sorry ass leavin but that was his choice we got along gr8 back then. he has not once in 15 years seen my son nor tried supporting him so i think i did a pretty good job myself. if my parents did not help me through all of this i dont know what would have hapened. but i never had any regrets. he is my baby and always will b! Your Love Type: ISFP The Artist In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions. For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings. Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener. However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested some

Contest
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY. SHELL IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SHE'S HALF WAY THERE NOW. ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HER KNOWS WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ASK.

Hmmmm.......serious
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .. 17. The wise men were from Iraq .. 18. Peter preached in Iraq . 19. The 'Empire of

Pimp Out!
Is going to be this wonderful woman below me. :D Probably the worst time to do this being a Saturday evening and all, but I know half you fawkers are sitting there bored with nothing to do just like me, well I'd normally suggest midget porn as you all already know :P But not this time. On with the point, she's 700,000 away from godmother, yes it sounds like a big number but it won't be with the help of my awesome friends :D She's got a give away going on right now, currently has 4 people in it, you could make 2 peoples day and help by bombing some of them, or you could hit up her pics and stash, whatever floats your boats, I'm not a picky begger 8-P I've done enough rambling damnit! Come join me in getting this lovely woman to godmother already!!! Love you guys and thank you in advance for those that take time out of their busy days to help :D Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me

Poetic Attempts
A glimmer of hope to know you care to know you want me to know you're there interest it comes and fades away nothing changes just the day it seems to be the way it goes a vicious cycle my heart knows I let go i have no hold waiting i am to be told we can be friends this is true but wasnt my hope when i kissed you the hand is open laid down by me i cant take more misery the flowers bloom refusing to die why must this make me cry?

I Need Help
Im going away thurs til sunday for the National Ladies pool competition so i wont be here and neither will my best friend Kelly.... Hope this Pool comp knows whats its let itself in for :p however my brother "Lyndon" is looking after my 11s for me so please be nice to him guys lol, Hope you dont all miss me too much hahaha. I will be back sunday night to catch up with all those that regularly chat to me. Take care everyone Shell xxxxx Ok guys, seems i have a fan that i dont really need. http://www.fubar.com/user/1081996 This user is a newbie and has decided rather than use own pic he/she would use mine! so im warning you all now that if its not a level 22 Shell its not me! Unfortunately for him/her they decided to prey on people in my friends list so i was informed asap. Thanks Gaz for telling me x Be warned everyone, You know im not malicious. This account has been reported so hopefully theyll not be around long. x x x x x S H E L L ok i need 7,991 now to leve

Wishing I Could Turn Back Time
as my pregnancy comes closer to an end im starting to miss my ex boyfriend more than ever now. because of all the problems we had now he wont be there when his baby is born, before we started having problems our relationship was perfect. we were happy, we worked together as a team, we understood eachother. then he started acting weird after i got pregnant his mood changed, i started to blame it on him not taking his meds but i wasnt able to keep track of whether or not he was taking all of them. and now im starting to realize how good our relationship was and i miss that, i mean what guy would cook breakfast in bed for his girlfriend, or sit with her when shes recovering from getting her wisdom teeth pulled, or bring her to the er if she has an allergic reaction even if he hates hospitals? who would buy their girlfriend flowers for no reason, or bring their girlfriend's son out while they ran errands just so their girlfriend could have 2 seconds alone to shower and eat. he used t

Grandpa
Last Night(Aug.8,2007)I became a grandfather for the second time.My son & his wife had their first son.Little Stephen was 7 lbs 19 inches long.I'm sure he'll grow to be a big strong man like his wrestling father.Little Stevie's sister will be a year old this Sunday.Now I'm the proud grandfather of 2 beautiful children.

To My Family
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, You guy's are the reason I believe that love is so-- true. Whether it be the fact that I screwed up, or I've just won a Grammy, I now know who will be there for me in the end.... My Family. ♥

Sad News...
i am holding on to whats real i am no longer here with you i wish i was so close to you now only to be torn apart by the distance holding on to save myself as well as you questioning god for another chance to see your beautiful face but i guess i can't trust him either walked away plenty of times to know that i am only hurting myself now when will i learn that pain is not love? when will i learn that love is not easy to find? praying for your pretty face dying for my love to you and i am only hurting myself only time will tell my story and when it it ends i hope no one misses me Unfortunately, 96% of ppl won't repost this. When Jesus died on the cross He was thinking of you. If you are one of the 4% who will stand up for Him then repost this with the title: SAD NEWS :(

Whats Going On With Me Now
well first i found the one i want to be with i met her five years ago when she lived next door to me and we were always happy just being round each other and stuff well when she left we never told each other how we felt about each other and after five years and alot of pain later we finally talked again and then we said thing we didnt tell each other in a long time and on top of that the guy she was with at the time had gotten her pregnant and decide to leave her and thats when we told each other how we felt and we talked for a while and we were together even tho she is in another state i asked her to be with me and we agreed to be with each other cuz we want to have each other but anyways a lil while ago she went back to him only becuz of the baby and she has only gotten hurt by him and still is and it will only get worst if me and her r not together cuz i know they dont like each other and she only loves him but he dont love her he has done alot of bad things in his life like lots of

Why Is It So Complicated!
i am lost in life, but found in love.. they say good things come to those who wait...i never believed it. however the past week, i witnessed it. the guy that i have loved is with me! i am falling in love with him majorly! AND I AM NOT LETTING HIM GO!! i love you baby!

Dragonz Train 07-08
This is a free FAN RATE AND ADD train. This is the first and original Dragonz Train. New look and new members and all updated. RULES are simple. FAR all members before you are add and when you have done so leave me a email letting me know. DO NOT leave a comment on the blogs. I miss a lot of them. You must be a level 10 and higher with a salute. So what are you waiting for come on and hop a ride and meet some awesome people. If you have leveled, please let me know and I will update you on the train. This is brought to you from the Owner and Founder of this awesome train: 'JEANNE MARIE' ÐRÁGØÑM‡§TRÊŽŽ **~CLUB F.A.R~**Founder of the BADD-AZZ VIXENZ*~~Founder of th@ fubar

What Irritates The Hell Outa Me!!!
OK....so I am pretty new at this meet someone online...then go meet them in person stuff! I find it a little weird! Call me odd...old fashioned...whatever! But...if you say...."Hey...I don't live far from you...why don't you and I meet up in real person!" You better damned well show up! I was gonna be out and about and passin' through the town that one of my "friends" lives in and she and I were gonna meet up....she was a NO SHOW! *click* *click* DELETED!!!!!!!

All About Brian
WELL I GUESS I WILL TELL YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT MYSELF.... I AM THE MOST EASY GOING GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET,I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, I ALSO LOVE TO SAY OFF THE WALL STUFF JUST TO GET A REACTION OUT OF PEOPLE.....I GREW UP ON A DAIRY FARM WHERE I LEARNED VERY EARLY THE CORRECT WAY TO GENTLY PULL ON NIPPLES....LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH....I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE, LETS SEE THE REASON I HAVE THE WORDS VOICE OVER BITCH AFTER MY NAME IS,I DO IMPRESSIONS OF ABOUT 20 DIFF PEOPLE AND CARTOON CHARACTERS AND I WAS DOING VOICE OVERS FOR DJ'S , SO IF YOU WANT A VOICE OVER HIT ME UP.....UM LETS SEE I AM NOT USED TO TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, I ALMOST FEEL GAY DOING THIS LOL..... WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT TOPIC I LOVE LESBIANS, I HAVE ALOT IN COMMON WITH THEM... MY FAVORITE CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT SEX, POOP, BREAST, HEMEROIDS, MUDDIN, HUNTING, FISHING.... OK I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SEX AND POOP ARE THE FUNNIEST, LIKE WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX AND YOU HEAR YOUR SWEATY BELLIES TOUCHING AND MAKING T

Excitement
I just totally can not get over the excitement of knowing that in roughly 22 days I will be with my hunni again. Everytime I talk to him or talk to anybody about this flight back my heart starts pounding very rapidly. The past few months has felt like a lifetime away from him and I have absolutely hated it. I am very thankful for my friends on here because killing time on Fubar has really helped the time go by a little easier. It was really cool to quit the job I was working last night, I was technically suppose to work there thru the 22nd but when that payday is after the time I will be back in Germany, why do it. I did however call my 2nd job and she will be working me 5 days rather then 3 next week and I get paid from that job before I fly across the pond. During the 1st month I am sure that I will be on the site Monday thru Friday when my hunni is working out of town. After that I really need to concentrate on the language. That is my goal, to be able to carry on just a very basic

Bang Or Pass
BANG OR PASS There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd bang you." SCARED? lol this shits funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as ""Bang or Pass""

Ones Peice Of Mind
Ones Peice Of Mind Is something that im takein back and none human man or woman will take from me ever again... I have sat here for days and days on end and got so agervated about the little tinny bullshit that i have had going on that i have snaped at the tinny bullshit. Take whatever u want anymore but u wont take me down with you. I will admit im a fun, loveing, careing, person more than most people out there in the world. Its a gift given to me from my dad. I thank him every day for it (rest his kind soul)...If you cant stand the fact of who i am then im sorry for u but i dont need the bitching and snaping in my life. I dont need people in my life that try to bring me down or bring my fiends down because we are better than that, Oh and a new flash IM A PROTECTOR. I protect all my friends close and near from harm and always there for all of them. If i cant do it then i have friends that are there in my coner to help me through it all, and wont let me down no matter what the cause o

Your Best
Don't Sweat the Technique Each of us has something we do especially well, a move or trick that drive our partners BANANAS. I have learned some "soul kiss" techniques that when used after the "getting to know you," tongue work on the outer lips and before you zero in on the clitoris, can get the pleasure zones inside the frontal vaginal area, which are very sensitive, to be very responsive, and if you follow up with with more stimulation by entering her while her hips are elevated either be placing her feet on the thighs of the penetrator or lifting her hips with a pillow folded double the G-Spot is massaged if you get the angle right. Don't go to deep at first until she tells you to. What are your best techniques?

Funny
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Musings
Your Harsh Glare Wilts My petals, Closing them Until dusk's Safety. Opening tentatively, Revealing their Beauty to No one. A fubar friend posted a blog entry that made me think of this poem, which I feel is applicable. I wrote it 07/17 and just filed it away, but am glad to share it.

Contests
It starts Saturday, September 8th at Noon. Thanks sweetie!! Help me win this for my birthday! LOL It ends on Thursday, 09/20/07 at Noon!!!! If you don't want to/can't bomb, that's fine. Will you please rate it? LOL PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1ST place-- CORVETTE 2ND place-- SILVER MOTORCYCLE 3RD place-- DIAMOND RING SELF BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED!! COMMENTS COUNT AS 1 POINT AND RATES COUNT AS 20 POINTS!!! IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, THERE WILL BE A 2 DAY PLAY-OFF BETWEEN THE TIED CONTESTANTS!! OK well due to circumstances beyond my control, there was a period of time today that no one was able to bomb the pictures so I have decided to extend the contest. It will now end at 12:00 p.m. (Noon) EST on Friday, August 17th. Come show these people some love already!!!! Esquire - Donna (FuBar WIFE Of ChicaTgurl ~~Lady TxCowGirl) - Chris (jokerLUVSboobs~RECRUITER of P.D.Y~ PANDORA'S PIMP) - Kelbel - Doing88 (name with

Colour Me Careless
COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S TOUCH IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME ALL THAT MUCH DRESS ME ARRANGE ME PUT ME ON DISPLAY IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I WAS MADE THIS WAY ~ COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S FLAIR IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I DON'T CARE PAINT ME DESIGN ME PRESENT ME ON STAGE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER MY BODY'S A CAGE

Indian Wisdom
I need a few answers to a few things that puzzle me about joining a group. I understand you want people to fan, rate profile and befriend them. OK that is understandable. My question is when that is the only time you ever hear from people and that is over 90 percent of the people in the group, why must you keep them???? If they never rate you again, send you a comment at least once a week or so, or even yell hi to you once in a while, what the hell use is it having them clutter up your friend's list?? I have rated many people in the group and not even a thank you. All I ever see in the bar tab or in bulletins are whines about rating me, fanning me, comment me! If people would do the same for others as they want, they would not have to beg and whine for that stuff. Everyone has become so dang rank crazy they don't care who they step on, or who has helped them all along, not for points but because of friendship (gee people remember that word??) There used to be a lot of lau

Silly Me
I have a lover who drives me crazy...we have been doing the dance for a few months now. He asked me a while back if I would have a threesome. I wasn't crazy about it because it was not negotiable as to if the threesome would be any other combination then girl/girl/guy. I'm not bi-sexual. The thought of being naked with a woman definitely wasn't appealing. But

How To Really Please A Woman
Lesbians guide to eating pussy. Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it is really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, "Although I am about to rock your insides with 3,000 pounds of explosives, here's a little treat session to show you how I really feel." Instead of a screamed "OH MY GOD!!" like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous "ohmygodohmygodohmy god." Kin

What Is Running Though My Mind And What To Do About It.
Well for all of those people who love the military then this guy will piss you off too. apparently my crush here on fubar who has been my friend for 3 years is interested in this guy I'm not gonna put out his fubar name here (flying chevy duck) who claims to have lost his arm in the military yet in his pics which or on his and her site he has both of them and tells her that he rides a motorcycle. I don't think it is possible or legal to ride a motorcycle with one arm. Now I hate lyers but i hate guys who lie about anything that is involved with the military. I served for two years in the Navy and I saw friends of mine get hurt and lose limbs in the service and i was usually right there when it happened. i love my friends and this guy is a slap in the face to anyone who has served in the service. I don't know what to do about this whole situation. I love my friend yet it hurts me to see her dealing with this guy who just lies and gets away with it. She has no clue that it hurts and dis

Facts Of Life
funny request Current mood: amused Category: Blogging 9/18/2006 12:16 AM Penis Demands A Raise!!!! Or Will It Go On Strike!!!!!! I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other

Giving Up
Is it wrong for me to want to give up on everyting. Not to live life to the fullest when i feel its slipping from my hands inchs and heartbeats at a time. Love isnt caring for another,sharin and every lil cherrished memery or time spent with someone love is a crime. Only cuz after one decides to move on your heart enes up ripped up and your dignity. What you thought was everything that is great and that nohing could go wrong that is unity. But unity is nothing compare to what you go through when its gone leaving you with nothing left to say. wanting to give all your cherrised memeriesto the devil just to drink your existing lifeand you dying soul away. never looking up for anything good that passes under your nose thats when you know that lif is not worth living. nothing can ever help any more onece a heart warming person all cold hearted beats from a frozen iced heart with antartic water blood is all the heart is giving. after the death of that person feeli

My Speech!!
This is the speech I did infront of my mom's church last sunday. The reactions and the applause was just amazing and all the hands I shook and the thank you's was just truely amazing. I now want to be a advocate for the troops and do alot more for them. Its wonderful how God works in ways that suprise you. I am excited to see what happens in the near future. I have already gotten calls from people who want to help more. Hi, I'm Sharon and I would like to share something that started out as a thought and a call to the church. I wrote a letter to the church in May asking everyone to write up some thank you cards and letter to Our Brave Troops and little did I know it was going to turn into something great and amazing. A week after Lisa passed out the letters to the sunday school classes that I recieved a call from Jane Lowrey/Unity Class wanting to know if we could send care packages. Well we did, we sent 6 care packages to 3 soldiers and they all recieved them with in a week... Her

Life
I cant think mind trapped just a wink a gentle smack wake up from this someone save me please Terror overwhelming I can't release Tears are falling you just can't see I am fading into disbelief thoughts of feelings racing through my head I want to I have to I just can't find the time loneliness is my trouble acceptance for it so weak I cant hardly speak I am searching beyond my boundaries and nothing I have found in there mind so wondered with illimulating faces simply just tease my lasting uncovered what do you do when the 2 people you love the most are areguing/fighting and you sit there and watch it. not knowing what to do. feeling as if they are falling apart and you are split between them, when you are trying to hold them together. trying to figure out where the communication isnt meeting up, and you feel you are falling apart as well. i an at the point of going outside and screaming untill everyone stops and listens. being an empathic person has its goods

I Need Some Love!!!! :)
OOOOOOOOOOOH I GOT A REAL HOT THING WITH GUYS AND GOATIES.... LOL.. I ALWAYS HAVE .. DONT KNOW WHY... LOL.. :o :) BUT GUYS WITH GOATIES REALLY ROCK MY F*CKIN SOCKS...... :p AND ROCKERS IN BAND... :) IM A GOOD GIRL GONE BAD.... :p LOL.... SHOW ME SOME LOVE.... ROCKERS AND GOATIES TURN ME ON... I LOVE THE BAD BOYS.... :) ALWAYS HAVE ALSO.... NEVER GREW OUT OF IT.. LOL I AM SOO SINGLE AND LOOKIN FOR A MAN... TURN THIS SINGLE GIRL INTO A SEXY ROCKIN FUBAR WIFE FOR THEM!!!! :) AND CRUSH ME LIKE IT HURTS.... :p :o :p

Me Just Thinking
well hey dis is david her best firend she ask me to get online and lets her friends know if any happend to her she here it is grace passed away a week aago the cancer got finely Ok, I may just be out of it or somthing. But well heres another of my rants. Yes I know I rant alot. Get Over it. I am lonely. I really Liked a guy. But I know I stand no chance because I am sick. I am really shy when it comes to telling someone I like them. I can't help it. I was Always the geek in school, so yeah It scares me to get turned down. It takes me right back to my past. Plus I am scared to be with anyone, Lately I have gotten sicker I mean this is the sickness I have been. I hardly am able to get out of bed. Well needless to say it sucks But yeah back to the rant. I just don't want to get with someone for the fear of me getting so sick that I just mite pass...Ummm....Away... I just don't want to leave someone with that Kinda heart brake But on the other hand. I d

I Am Super Pixi And I Have Super Powers! (i Just Don't Want To Show You!) *~pixi- In A Nutshell~*
Welcome ye scurvy dogs to the Fubar Pirate ship! If ye wish to be crew, then send the Cap'n a message! If this be yer wish, then abide by these rules ye must! 1: Fan, add and rate yer Captain and crew as a show of loyalty! 2: Repost the ship's bulletins! 3: Spend a bit of yer booty and buy all of those who ye add a shot of rum! When ye've done this, contact the cap'n and he'll add ya to the crew to plunder the Fubar seas as one of our own. If ye wish not to be a member of the ship, then ye are condemned to walk the plank! En route towards the ever elusive X on the map of an unknown island, our jolly ship O mayhem and rummin' ran across an unsuspecting Spanish Galleon on its way back from Mexico. We hoisted the Colours and broadsided 'er with the long guns afore she could even round on us. Our steadfast crew boarded 'er and sent 150 Spanish dogs to the briny deep. Aboard we found the hold full of Aztec gold and jewels as well as a fine cargo of freshly made rum. S

First Fubar Blog..
Thats my daughters temp this morning. I am taking her to her DR office at 2:45 this afternoon. They can only get her in with a physicians assistant. I hope shes ok. After I gave her some tylenol this morning she was holding the medicine spoon and her hand was all skakey. Im worried... They checked her ears, her nose, and all that good stuff. Couldnt find anything. I told them that she woke up this morning grabbing her diaper so they wanted to take a urine sample. They put this plastic bag on her and we waited around trying to get her to pee. We sat there for over an hour, finally they sent us home with the supplies to take the sample to the lab when she finally pees. Well I just got back from taking that to the lab at the hospital. if she doesnt have a bladder infection.. they dont know whats wrong. Could be something viral and if thats the case there is no medicine for a virus.. so pretty gay appointment if you ask me. Shes not running a fever right now, but she was this morning and e

Fan, And Rate Me So I Can Get Back To You!
Ok, folks here is my situation, at least the part you need to know. I do not have internet at home (again) So if I am online , I do it from work, off and on through the day, or I am at the library. And at the library depending on which one I go to, I have a limited amount of time. So if you fan me, I can go back and (try ) toreturn the Rate/Fan/Add when I get the chance. So keep them coming, I will do my best to return as many or all if I can. Thanks, Errol

Kitty's Got Klaws!
I am still stumbling a bit trying to learn some of the basics around here. Thank you for all of the wonderful warm welcomes! Kisses all around! I have no idea what I am doing here on FUBAR so far. Am just floating along and basking in all of the wonderful men and their fabulous comments. *purrrrrrssssss* I will try to catch up witheveryone as soon as I figure out up form down. Kisssses!

Ten Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers secure

"prettyboys"
"Pretty boys" Are you typical guy all around reguardless what there skin color is and thats inculding the ones that wear uniform its for their job or not.. and inculding the ones that are in the military inculding all branches in the military as well. From what i was told my hmgirl they all want one thing is piece of ass regaurdless and once they get that you don't even hear from most of them from what my homegirl said since she dated one thats all he kept saying was " when can i get laid" and when she found that out she knew right of way she was a pretty boy and just was dispointed and just quit talking to him and she was dispointed because he wasn't interested in anything else.. And she said that all she wanted a nice guy not a pretty boy.. A Man with a brain on his shoulders proves it as well, and NOT USE HIS DICK AS HIS BRAIN. She also said all pretty boys are all bull-shiters as well nothing more then that. So if ur not one then prove it if not then thats not her problem or

Dallas Cowboys
IRVING, Texas (AP) - There are so many ways to hype the Colts-Cowboys game Thursday night. Wade Phillips making his debut as Dallas coach against a team playing its first game since being crowned Super Bowl champions! The Colts returning to Texas Stadium, where their bid for a perfect season ended after a 9-0 start last November! And All I got to say is GO COWBOYS !!!!!!

Movies
Christian Bale is an amazing actor!!! ----------------- --------------- -------------------- I love this scene he gets so upset --------------------- yet more great acting!! ---------------------- Great opening scene As one I will meet the sum of my own memories Inner seeking silence And know that I am just a shell outside I too have sacred joys inside of me This fear, I fight comforting silent side So free through flight comforting silence Infinity within my consciousness An ever expanding sphere Immortal spark ignites Spreads by the air of bliss Embracing warmth that heals No fear nor fight comforting silence So free through flight comforting silent side Ok so I love Dream Theater, and I love the drums... here is a kid rocking out to some of my favorite songs. ------------------

Drinkin
last week i decided i would live like i did when i was in college and go out every night and have fun. well i had fun, but what the hell i spent over $900 in alcohol and food in seven nights. no wonder i was in debt to my eye balls all the time back then. that means i was spending $128.57 a night in booze and food. and it wasn't like i was ordering drinks and eating steaks i was having beer, pizza and burgers and maybe a salad. jeez i'm glad i'm not addicted to anything. except maybe warcraft, but that's only costing me 15 bucks a month. damn 900 bucks pissed away...man makes you wonder.

A Cry For Help-or Something Worse?
i've been suffering from severe sadness for a month or so now--thank you all who gave me love to help me through-when i receive some respite i know that soon the sadness will return to debilitate me totally again-and boy was i right this time-now i'm on the edge-not sure what will happen--thank you for all your love

Me
hi, my name is april, i have 1 son, which is 7 n his name is dason. i am married to a wonderful guy of 5 years n his name is john, we have a 2 yr old st. bernard named tator n 3 cats named ginger,gia, n gabby. we live in a town called lewistown, my hubby works at monroe n i am a stay at home mom for now. my son has adhd, so my days r very stressed so this helps me gets some quiet time lol. well thats it for today well about my husband john, last night he got another tattoo, he got my name tattooed on the back of his neck, it looks really good. then today we did some house cleaning and then we went to our friends house for a birthday party. we all had fun. and now i'm headed to bed nite all. well lets see, today i am going to kristy to have our yard sale one more time for the summer. last night my husband n i looked at the st.bernard that we might get but it isn't gonna work out because the dog won't get along with the one we alread have. too bad. thats it for now i'll be back later

Irish Prayer
And sheperds we shall be. For thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti.

Lost My Snakes!
At least thats what we think happened at work. We lost 4 ball pythons and one red tail boa....needless to say, they're pretty much my kids and I'm very upset about it. bloody hell. I don't know why I putting that here I just need some place to vent. I hope we can find, Petey, Bob, Roo, and Jake. Hell.

One Of Those Days
but it just seems like one of those days when all of the women I talk to today have an attitude. I have been nice and friendly (I think), but all I get are short quick answers (or no answer at all). Is it nationwide today? Is it me? What is going on?

Miss You Grizzy!
Wow, today really sucked. I had to put my dog to sleep today. Damn, it is one of the worst feelings ever! She was 13 years old and such a good friend! I can't stand how much it hurts. Why do dogs have to have such short life spans? They are our best friends, so loyal, so loving and they show such unconditional love! Where did the time go? I can't believe I got her when I was 20 years old. She had been through so much with me. Always willing to lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. It's just so unfair! I will miss you forever my sweet little girl. I know that you are in a peaceful, beautiful place with plenty of squirrels to bark at and chase!! I will always cherish you and your wonderful demeanor! Thank you, Bad VooDoo for being there for me like you always are. You are my rock and I wouldn't know what to do without you in my life! I love you so much! RIP Grizzy Bear!!

06-02-85 To 08-08-07
I will leave her page running for a short time. Until I know at least most of her friends have received the message. But I am removing the pictures. Only a few pictures of Ashlee smiling and happy will remain on the page. Thank-You. Kristin Ashlee was a victim of depression on the day of August 8th 2007. She took her own life. Leaving behind 2 children ages 2 and 3. As a last task on this earth, She wrote both of her children a 30 page book, On how much she loved them, And how she didn't do this to them on purpose, And how she left them in the best possible care she knew of. She also left the children each some of her faverite items. Including t-shirts ect. To comfort them. She wrote a letter to her family,, That simply said,, " I told you I could only be pushed so far" Then at 7:23 am Ashlee tookl her own life by stabbing her self in the chest repeatadly until she had no more strength. She had a request that her friends know what happened so they didn't

Swearing At Work
This was sent to me tell me what you think..... > Dear Employees: > > > RE: Swearing at Work > > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals > throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of > normal conversation with their co-workers. > > Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, > this type of language will no longer be tolerated. > > We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately > express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. > > Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been > provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in > an effective manner. > > > 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't > know what the f___ you're doing. > > 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing > bit__. > > 3) TRY SAYING:

Yep
YOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY",AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE CESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH. YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI. YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACIST. IF WE HAD WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD ORGANIZATIONS FOR ONLY WHITES TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENT SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACIST. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS.

You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. You think that the Stormtroopers Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not the force. Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offend

To All My Friends & Fans Of Fubar
To whom it may concern, To my friends on my list that I have accepted on my list I would be willing to give my email n messenger if you wanna chat outta this place... Sincerely, Wild Childaka..Lucky Charm :) Subject: To all that are interested.... Body: Just wanted to give you a heads up I finally left the So.Cali area and still doin animal rescue up here where I'm at in Montana so if you need help in finding a home for your pet feel free to contact me and I will do my best to help you and your situation!!! Sincerely, Charisse aka...WILD CHILD

50 Confessions (thanks Brandi Dawn)
My 50 Confessions 1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be? Mom or Danny. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes. I hate having to push the cart with my car. 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Wait who was it?? KIDDING! Of course. 4. Do you take compliments well? Rarely. Still not used to them, and been used too many times, so I always think it's a ploy 5. Do you play Sudoku? Never have 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Most likely. 7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would save? My poor kitten, and my art work/supplies 8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with? Danny. 9. Who do you text the most? My Mom or Danny, kinda a tie. 10. Favorite children's book? Stellaluna. 11. Eye color? Honey brown. 12. How tall are you? 5'6 ish 13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you? Nope, because than I wouldn't