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Random Junk
There's this fat guy at work who seems to love throwing crap at me at lunch just because I like to read alone. I understand the need for attention, but he just does it for a cheap laugh. I'd love more than anything to throw a damned chair at the fat f*** and tell him to eat a d**k, but that would just get ME in trouble. *le sigh* I guess I'll just have to read somewhere else if he's going to be a child about it. Pretty big indication of who my friends really are, as he gets the whole damned table to laugh by bothering me. To hell with these illiterate morons. When I'm making better money by knowing more and getting a better job (and trust me, this douchebag is making the search for a better job that much easier), I'll have to find this fatass and throw something at him and tell HIM to get a better job. If you get caught in a scam where you end up more than a year's wages in debt, why do the banks insist on punishing you with massive loan payments anyway? I've even tried getting

Just A Thought.......
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. just a thought I found interesting .... Current mood: contemplative Category: Life "At this moment, there are 6 billion, 4 hundred, 71 million, 8 hundred, 18 thousand, 6 hundred, 71 people in the world. Some are running scared.. some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day.. others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men at war with good, and some are good.. struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls -- and sometimes.. all you need is 1."

Custom Creations
Below are some examples of the types of custom pictures I can make. There are more, of course, in my albums. If you would like one, send me either a shout or a private message. I can make pretty much any kind of picture, you just have to tell me what you like or want in yours. I'm still working on a few new ideas as well. All of these are just basic templates, including the fubar trading card, they can all be altered to each individual's taste. The only thing I ask is that you rate my profile and fan me first. Feel free to add me as a friend as well, if you haven't already done so. I will gladly make any pic you would like after that. Hope to hear from you soon! Lickety Split Fubar Trading Card Pics inset into backgrounds{This one was for a friend of mine, Presidential hopeful for 2008, another blog about him on my page, check it out} Animations using 2 pics

Randomosity
66 views 6 posts hell yea... This is totally not done by a long shot... but hey... Hit it with comments... What do you think? What does it need? And Where should it go? ;) ------------------------------------------------- ::Saturday Afternoon:: I awoke the next afternoon and she was still asleep beside me, she had taken the cuffs off at one point and they were now easily accesible. I quietly moved from the bed and gently placed them around her wrists. and clamped them to the posts. restraining her naked body. I then put my pants on, before I proceeded to go out for coffee and doughnuts. When I returned she was awake, and staring at me, completely naked. I could smell her sex throughout the room, as I moved slowly to toe the bedside, and grabbed her shiny little butterfly knife. I flashed it over her, and her eyes became big. I threw the knife across the room, and removed my own from my bag. It was a good inch and a half longer than the puny butterfly knife, which I

Thank You Everyone
I would like to thank everyone for all their help in leveling me up I sencerely thank everyone by saying you are all a ten, ten times ten to me so if you ever need any help plz when i am on line feel free to holla I AM JUST ABOUT 12,500 AND WOULD REALLY APPRECAITE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET SO IF ANYONE IS AVAILABLE ALL HELP WILL BE APPRECAITED

Skivies
Secret Fantasy QuizYour secret fantasy is to date Mrs ButterworthFind out your secret fantasy at Quizopolis.com Underwear SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWhat's your favorite underwear you own?my grey and blue boy shortsWhat's the worst pair of underwear you own?white granny panties from when I was pregnantWhat's the most embarrassing underwear you own?refer to last answer

The Real Me #3
This is the third blog in a series of blogs I am writing. The purpose of these blogs is to give you the reader a insight or a look into my life. The purpose of this blog is to focus on my time in Cuba and in the military. Although i cannot tell you everything I do know I will try to tell you as much as I can without getting myself into trouble. Before i begin this blog I would like to tell you exactly why I have taken the time to open up to you and write these blogs. Conway Twitty once said in his song "Thats my Job" , "I make my livin' with words and rhymes and all the tragedy Should go into my head and out instead as bits of poetry". These lyrics stood out to me because I guess I understood what he meant. During the process of writing part two of this blog and part three I have been texting dallas. I have been telling her the purpose of this is the hope you the reader would be inspired through my trajedy. Dallas is one of my biggest supporters, and i thank her for that.

What Kind Of Converse Are You? blackYou are yourself and don't try to be like anyone else. Chances are you enjoy skate boarding,rock music and stuff like that. You have a lot of friends that like you for who you are. You are the original black converse.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com What do you wear to bed?According to our experts, you wear : NothingWhy bother with clothing, sleeping in the buff is cool and easy, so go ahead and strip downWhat do you wear to bed, find out at Quizopolis.com Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 87% Clean

Tasteful Treasures
All you ladies out there in the Fredericksburg area or surrounding counties, I am having a Tasteful Treasures Party Saturday August 18th at 5p.m. This is an all girls party but there will be a guy/girl after party to follow. If you are interested PLEASE LET ME KNOW so I can give you directions and if you are interested in purchasing something but cannot make it you can go to www.tastefultreasures.com and purchase something from there I think it gives me the credit for your purchases!!!!!!! Please support our sex toy industry,lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

All About Me
WATS GOOD FUBAR. THIZ YO GURL PUNKIN.I'M 5'6, BROWN SKINNED WIT SUM LONG HAIR. I LIKE TO PARTY, AND SHOP.I'MA NICE PERSON WHEN U GET 2 KNO ME.BUT DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE CUZ IT CAN GET UGLY, THINK I'M JUST SAYING THIZ 2 SOUND TOUGH U BETTER THINK AGAIN, CUZ I'M NOT. SO FUBAR WATCH OUT CUZ YO GURL GOT HANDZ AND THEY WILL ATTACK AT ANY TIME.

Poems Written By Me
How I long for your touch, I never thought I could miss you so much. Some of the things you do should make me so mad, but instead I'm feeling to sad. How I need you in my arms _ _ _ _. I long to see you smile again when you look at me, everytime I look at you it makes me weak in the knees. I think of you each and every day, hoping one day you'll find your way. Find your way back into my arms, to keep me safe from harm. I don't mean to be so sappy, but when I think of you it makes me happy. Is this love I don't know, even if it was I wouldn't let it show. We are just friends for now, but with these words I vow, I will make you mine someday somehow. How I need you in my arms so I don't feel so sad, How I long for your gentle touch _ _ _ _! This one is gonna sound a little familar, yes part of it is from a song. It's about the same person. I don't want alot from anyone this is all I'm asking for, I just want to see my baby standing right outside my door. I just want him

Diary- My Thoughts
So here I was bored as hell and hitting my stumble button on firefox when I ran across a page that was quite intriguing to me. It very much hit home and I really do agree with this 'blog' so I decided to share it. It was written by a girl named Amy Tran and she's quite insightful. I can totally relate to the entire article (well all except for being Asian) so here goes: Nice Girls Finish Last Sometimes being a nice girl doesn't guarantee you anything By Amy Tran If you've ever watched a classic Disney movie, you probably know the formula: helpless female protagonist in a terrible situation, a prince comes to the rescue, the two live happily ever after. Or maybe you've watched one too many romantic comedies and aspired to be the woman whose sweet charm is irresistible to even the toughest, most promiscuous guys. These are just examples, but if we, as women, subscribe to these formulas, most of us end up as victims to it — somehow going along with the idea that if we

Bi_chics_rock_69's Blog Page...
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on the mood... there are times i love to take my time and make it last.. other times i like to be wild and fun... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? im bi take a guess LOL How often do you like to have sex? I can go for months without sex, and there are times where i just gota have it.... Is sex a top priority for you? Not really. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Depends on the face LOL How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? It's been a while, but I'm not against it. How do you do you feel about one night stands? It's been awhile but personaly its not my thing.. How many one night stands have you had? College was fun, let's leave it like that. What's your favorite position? I really don't have one.....hmmmm Where's your favorite place to have sex? dont have a favorit YET! Do you prefer to make love or fuck? who cares its all the sa

My Wedding..
Check it out and send me a kiss or two http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 We are getting marrien on here to night everyone is welcome to come and join in the fun.... the lounge where it will be held is http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7431 We will be getting married at 10:30 central time.

Inked With Class
SO my best girl,Crystal and I are constantly thinking sexual thoughts.We compare notes and stalk our prey on a daily basis. The deal is men are widely known to have this pastime and they are rewarded by being called a stud. Women on the other hand are cursed with the scarlett letter and thought of as slutty. I do not care. I am who I am and I know it isn't out of the ordinary becuase my bestest twat sister is just like me! So what is wrong with a woman who likes sex and wants sex compared to a high percentage of women who don't want to be bothered with sucking cock at 3am? I am married and have been for 9 years but I can't seem to get over flirting and lusting with good looking guys who have an awesome personality to match.I am an attention whore. I do admit that. Flirt with me and I can be puddy in your hand. I have a thing for men who have tattoos, love motorcycles, nice trucks, men who hunt and men who would do anything for their woman. I love a man in uniform.Cop,Firefigh

Artist Needed Maybe?
Im looking at getting a new tat here in the near future but i cant find exactly what im looking for. I Want to get the Word PAIN wrote down the inside of my right arm but im wanting like a script text of it with enough room to fill it in with red ink. Lemme know if anyone has a few idea's or if you think you can help me out id appreciate it. Thanks in advance. ~Sean

Always On My Ind
Due to some extenuating circumstances, read that: (The Vista Police Dept) I once again have custody of my 14 year old daughter, her Mom's lack of interest in my daughters upbringing has created a monster, wont listen, talks back, ditches school, steals MY car. Since I'm a single working father I'm gone 10 hours a day, OK question: what can I threaen her with? How do I get threw to her, come on moms and dads I need advice... For those who are in or around So. Cal. I say it's time to kick up some dust and am always happy to meet new friends, Friday night Angels Sport Bar/Gentelmans Club in Corona, stop chasing virtual drinks and come party, check it out, drop my screen name at the door and you'll get half off your cover on the Gentelsmans side. Find me and intro yourself and see what HAPPY HOUR IS ALL ABOUT!!! WHO'S UP FOR PARTYING!!! Some days are so damn long that sleep is our only reward. How many happy hours are we missing, just to clock that extra hour. Then of course since you l

Once Again...
Oh shit! I’ve done it again... Too little of me For all of these men Attention I like A skank I am not When I get overwhelmed I claim I forgot To call which one back? Hell I don’t know! Can you not read? Doesn’t it show? My crazy ass Can’t seem to keep track Of my many “friends” Who admire my back Ironically, though I don’t have to kiss Touch or have sex For them to want this Poisonous female They just don’t see coming I don’t ask for much So why give them loving? Admiration I crave Sex I do not I have one to turn to When I start to get hot Down in my pants You know what I mean Don’t try to act Like YOUR mind is clean! A little girl with Hopes and dreams Internally she screams Loneliness that Runs so deep That they refuse to see Loneliness she came To know As she grew it would grow Soon a teen She self-destructs So young, turning corrupt What did they give her? Banishment! The ones who define demen

Uuuuuuuuummm? Read!!!!
well im Jux TRYIN 2 BUILD MY LEVEL AND SHYT YALL SO ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT JUX COMMENT ME PIC COMMENTS ANY THING RATEINGS ALL THAT GOOD SHYT U KNOE AND ILL BE SURE 2 SHOW U GUYZ THA SAME SHYT WELL THANX L8ERZ

2 Questions
2 really hard questions. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

If We Had Sex..........
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Skillz
What Gay-Marie Means You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are

Kyle Petty
Kyle Petty suffered a broken hand as a result of hitting his hand on a door inside the No. 45 hauler after a Lap 69 incident in Sunday's race at Watkins Glen. Kyle PettyPetty had early problems -- by Lap 9 he was seven laps down to the leaders -- and his day got worse when the engine grenaded and left a trail of fire. It was his first DNF of the season in 17 starts. After being treated and released at the infield care center, Petty flew home to North Carolina where he was treated by a doctor who determined that the hand was broken. Petty finished 43rd and remained 37th in the point standings. His status for this week's race at Michigan remains uncertain. In 51 starts at Michigan he has three top-five finishes and 10 top-10s. He best run at the 2-mile track was a third-place finish on June 28, 1987. Petty sat out five races earlier this season -- including the Cup Series event at Michigan on June 17 -- while doing broadcast work during TNT's "Summer Series." John Andret

Todays Inked
I am lookin for the people on fubar that have been INKED !!! so come on fubarians show me your ink... Possible contest later on for the best inked on fubar..prize to be included are.. blast..happy hours..vips..etc. Will be collecting those pics showing your ink and having 1st..2nd..3rd..place prizes. What are you waiting for hit me with your best shot.

I'm A Psyco
How violent are you.. Your Result: Ice Cold Killer You don't give a #$@% about ANYTHING. You'd walk over a dying man any day. If someones givin' you trouble the fights over before it started. Your enemies better look over their shoulder all day..Antisocial Edgy Chilled out Risque How violent are you..

Join My Lounge
Me And My Homie Ryan Made A Lounge His PlayList Sucked BALLS But I Made A Better Play List For Those Of You Who Donno How To Join A Lounge Go To My Profile And Go To The Top Right Corner And Click "My Lounges" And Then Click "1NK3D 4 L1F3" And Then Just Click Subscribe Theres Going To Be Alot Of Juggalos And Juggalette Plus Ne 1 Eles That Wishes To Join Aslong As They Dont try To Start Any Beef With The Juggalos Or Lettes If You Do You Will Be Banned From It Thank You For Your Time (Mike)

The Power Of The Dance
Addicted Verse 1 No one else gets me boy No one else brings me joy I can feel it in my veins Never had this feeling, can’t feel it from anyone again Chorus I’m addicted to the love you bring I’m addicted to everything No one can make me feel the way you do Most of all, I’m addicted to you Verse 2 Don’t think I can keep it in All these feelings that I have within You make me be a better girl So what’cha say, if I asked you to come into my world Chorus No one else can make me feel quite like this No one else can feel my kiss Chorus Noboby Knows Verse 1 I’d run a thousand miles through the darkest storm Just to be in your arms so safe and warm I’d swim a million miles through the deepest sea For everyone to know how much you mean to me I’d climb a hundred miles on a mountain so steep For everyone to know how much my love is deep I’d raft a thousand miles on a raging river Just to be with so we can be together Chorus

My Family
My Father had a kidney removed today due to it have a massive Tumor Growing on it. They took it all out and are hopefully that they got all the cancer. needless to say It was not fun to watch your dad there hooked to all those tubes and stuff Please Keep my Dad Me & My son in your Prayers as we go through this situation

Hands
A crimson stream within my dream A night and a night ago, Held within a sanguine gleam deep within its ebbing flow, A body that once was free To walk where he wanted to go. But then was not the time, When a minute seemed like an hour's turn on the clock, With a decade's breath between each tick And an eon's between each tock. Moods lanquidly shift as from the speakers tunes drift through the smoke permeated the air. Speak on the threat of death and hold your breath for the spead of the road before us has not slowed but bowed towards two transcendent ends. Speak of it and friends shall weap in gloom, speak not of it and we shall enjoy the light of the moon gleeming off of teal metal and chrome while we travel home through nostalgic glimmers of chemically inhanced dreams. A frown of unhappiness courses across my face drawing heavy lines of separation from a fevered pace. Pounding sounding incessantly, grounding me to the phone as stupidity binds body and soul to a seat, and

Songs I Wrote
Verse 1 We talk online ‘til very late Hoping to make a date Then you tell me how you feel And I reply that it’s real Then you leave to another state For your love, I will wait To achieve your all time dream And so am I, as it seems Chorus Now you’re gone, and I still miss you When you return, I will kiss you When you come back, anything I’ll do All because, I still miss you Verse 2 You’re worth my love, all I’m saving You’re good to me, you’re so amazing I don’t know, why I’m a lucky girl To have you in my world So I will wish upon a star To be where you are For your love, you know I yearn Waiting for you to return Repeat Chorus Bridge I still miss you, your gentle smile I still miss you, your latin style I still miss you, your loving face I still miss you, your warm embrace Repeat Chorus 2x Verse 1 You make me feel so good Just like any woman should You know just the right spot Get ready baby, here I come rea

Jamom
baby Gemma is 5 months old now and she is just a joy.she wakes up smiling and cooing.i love watching her.she still has the red hair and we know she has blue eyes.i know i need to put new pics up,will try to do that so everyone can see her. its my 4th grandchild and it is a girl,she will be born aug 17th on her mommys 25th bday,her name is Gemma-Mae Kelsey.i will be there for the birth of this one just like the last three and i will be the first to hold her also,just like the last three,oh i cant wait to hold her.some may think its nothing big but to me it is.its the best. born:aug 17,2007 at 12:35pm 8lbs 2ozs 19 1/2ins long and red hair,she is so pretty.

My Ponderings
Ok, just sitting here bored thinking. First i am blocked for some supid ass reason from doing mumms so, i will do a blog. First off, how is it that the top of the page says there are 53,000 people online, but i never see that many actually doing anything. Only about the same dozen people ever comment or anything. Second, how long am i gonna be blocked on my mumms, i see a lot worse things then what i did. Guess you just have to be popular or a point whore to have your mumms posted. Third, whats the point of adding friends if you never speak to them ever again? Should be called people i view. Fourth, what is with the contests, i dont get that at all. Fifth, What is the point of doing a mumm if everyone gets cranky and mad if its over a sentace long but they say its stupid if its short. i am sure i could think of more, but for now. i will leave it at this.

Entirely Fed Up !!
so i'm getting really tired of getting attitude, snotty remarks, and plain ole bitchiness from some of my so called "friends" on here. they seem to think my entire freaking world revolves around this stupid computer, and that i have nothing better to do that sit on it ALL DAMN DAY. so when they try talking to me in my shoutbox, and i don't respond, guess what i get from them. not the "oh, guess i missed you" or "guess yer not there". noooo. i get the "why the hell aren't you talking to me?" or "are you ignoring me?" or "if you don't like me, just say so". my faves are the people who get pissed off, not because i don't respond to them, but that i don't respond FAST enough. WTF people ?? first of all, just cause fubar "says" i'm online, doesn't mean i am. i've noticed it takes awhile for that lil beer mug under my name to go away. second of all, i don't always have time to chit chat every time i get on here. i get on real quick, check my messages, and wanna get back off. usua

Just Expressing My Thoughts
Hey There FuLand of Fubar. How are You doing this evening fuland? Well I am doing ok... I guess I could be doing a lot better I am sure. But anyways I am writing to express my thoughts Because It's Better for Me. Well I just sit day to day an do pretty much nothing since I have graduated High School. That Was 3yrs ago in June of this yr. 2months ago. But anyways. I struggle every day But I keep my head held High an stay strong on the outside! But really deep in down side of Me. I ask My self that One Question every one asks. Why!! That is the simple question I ask. You Probably are thinking Ok Where does that fit in and why? Well I was born early and I have a mild case of Cerberal Palsy. I have to wear this brace on my left foot (the side it effects most) so I can walk an stuff. But I really planned to go to college right out of High school but no that didn't happen and I didn't speek up and addovate for my self an get help going to college. So Yeah I kick My self for that a

Rude People
Ok, so I'm new here. I'm taking a break here at work, and I click on the "I'm Bored" link. That takes me to some pics to rate. So, I come to this pic of Sledge, called The Reaper. It had some pretty rude things written under it, so I only give it a low rating due to what his caption is. I then see that he is rating my pic. Ok cool, np, I figure he will give me a 5... I'm totally ok with that. NP... But, NOOOOO he gives me a 1, calls me a faggot, and then goes to my profile, and proceeds to write this to me... "**ck you, you lousy excuse for a prick. eat shit and bark at the moon, because face it, thats all you are really good for on this earth. cock sucker" Well... I tried to go back and say Im sorry if I offended him. Hell, I didn't know that you are supposed to give every pic here a 10. (Why call it a rating sytem, and just call it a 10 system) He of course did the mature thing, and blocked me so I couldn't respond to him. Very nice. I have to say, I'm pretty impressed a

?????
this is a song from shadows fall it means a lot to me, alot of people dont stop and hear the song and what it really means so i thought i would post this one. The Light That Blinds a crack froms in the foundation fault line through your defenses illuminating the essence once clouded by a myth store bought conformity force-fed duality, i warp reality the comfort that you will find, as you remain hidden. the light betrays, casting your true self away, they remain blinded. as vanity possesses me i am turning further away gripped by a belief in empty words driven by a need to prove the shell may wither but the fire burns eternal. you hide behind ...cower... the light that blinds will never find what burns inside you remain blind behind the light the light that blinds by shadows fall.

A Little Annoyed...
An excellent fruit cake that cuts into thin, moist slices. Use only the best fruits and nuts for superior results. Old-Fashioned Holiday Fruit Cake 1 pound candied pineapple, cut into thin match-stick strips 1 pound candied citron, cut into thin match-stick strips 8 ounces candied cherries, quartered 1 (11-ounce) package currants 1 pound dates, pitted and coarsely chopped 1 pound light figs, coarsely chopped 1 pound pecans, coarsely chopped 1 cup water 1/2 granulated sugar 1 tablespoon corn syrup 3 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup peach juice 3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons salt 2 cups butter 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 12 large eggs, beaten Milk for brushing 1/2 cup light molasses Glaze (

Who Knew??
How much of a freak are you?The Biggest Freak PossibleCongratulations! You rank right up there with the likes of Lil Kim & the freakiest of them all. You are willing to try anything once. And ALWAYS find pleasure out of the opposite sex.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I just joined fubar maybe 2 days ago from today 8/17/07. I was enjoying meeting new people and finding new friends. I made a mistake...See I clicked on the heading Im bored to see where it took me. It took me right into rating pictures. Well I guess I rated one woman too low. She let me have it pretty good. Basicly called me fat and ugly and how dare me rate her so low. She is now leaving a thing on her page telling all of her friend how horrible I am and to come rate me poorly. So too you Lunar eclips KOPE the Insatiable....I apologize for giving my honest opinion. No wait...scratch that. Im sorry for you being so immature as to where you cant take constructive criticism. I am truly sorry if

Mistress
The lights are on inside. The soft glow of family pageantry Escapes through lacy curtains And flutters to my feet. The sound and smell of life, Of love and belonging, Of security. My eyes interrupt their privacy - My heart listens. But they don't know, I've caught them unaware . . . Walking down this dark asphalt path. A hidden spectator A connoisseur Of life's possible scenarios, As seen through The lit window to Your world.

Poems
*Written by Me* My brother is one of many Heroes Who fight to keep us Free Giving the ultimate sacrifice if need Be Never hesitating to do what needs to be Done He has been trained to protect and Serve Always putting his country above all We dont always get along but i still love Him To me, he is just an older Brother To his country, he is a Solider But to some he is a true Hero I have lost my smile some where in the mist of the nights. Have you seen it, It was the one that would make my world shine bright?? I look for it in every great day but no matter how far i get it just runs away. I use to smile and be so happy but now I`m all dried out and nothing is happening. I feel as if my world has fallen and i am no where to be found what ever you do if you see it make sure you cherish it because I have trouble to seem to. IN MY SHYNESS In my shyness . . . At times I retreat to my "shell," Clinging to the security of being alone. In my shyness . . .

Pitt Bulls
Bitch I'm from LOUISIANA Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the fin

Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain th

~blondie~slave 2~$r Whi+e Knigh+@ Fubar
NOT ENOUGH TIME... "And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you This life would just be so easy Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you We will make time stop for the two of us Make time stop and listen for our sighs Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you In our fight against the end Making love, we are immortal We are the last two left on Earth And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you" INXS '92

Rampant Stupidity
Is it just me or is anyone else seriously starting to get depressed by the stupidity that seems to be running rampant in the US. Now I am not saying that everyone should be a rocket scientist. But a little bit of common sense and basic knowledge should be a bit more prevelant in our society. I work in the tech support field and I talk to hundreds of people a week. What I have found is seriously depressing. When you have to spend 15 minutes talking to someone who called you because they could not find the "Any" key on their keyboard, you just have to shake your head and sigh. Because at the end of the call, your not 100% sure they have grasped the concept. Just thought I would try and get others opinions and see if this is just something I have noticed and if it bothers anyone else that we live in the "stupidest" country in the world. I love it here and I am not trying to offend any of you very "special" people that call me. But come on read a book guys.

Hmm
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i play guitar and i think I'm mediocre 2 i have an odd obsession with cheez-it's 3 i will randomly start singing to some sappy song that most guys would not dare sing at in public 4 i will head bang to music when no one is looking 5 i love the smell of my deodorant 6 i love the band rammstein even tho i don't speak a word of German 7 I'm the youngest out of 5 8 i have one sister and 3 older brothers 9i cant eat tuna fish sandwiches without sour cream and onion chips 10 i will talk to myself when I'm trying to figure something out but i wont answer my own questions -------------------------

My Pop, Has Missed My Culture
Down in the hollows, In a shady vale.... Common sense was left behind... Images of what they thought... Became the reality, of what they wanted... To obscure truth, did they band together.... To be a force of ignorance.... For to be wrong, seperately was inconceivable once... A path was chosen. United, they could uplift one another... Pretend, pretentious swaggering was right and correct... A barrier formed together...keep out those they never had let Within. Further divide, and conquer... Regardless of the loss. Potential beaten back... In a shady vale of lies...did they meet... To pat each others backs...job well done... They won, but had no idea...what they lost.. Seen through the eyes of has been and what could... I am out of focus, lines fading. Adjust the tracking... Static in the 20 inch screen. Snow and a loud hiss of no r

Me
I am what i am im indepedant do my own dirty work and can be an ass hole.I belive in honesty and loyalty and will kill for and die for my family and friends.So if u got something to say say it.But do go crying if u get sent home with to black eyes cause i am the one who just dont give a fuck,ride fast and hard as if its your last day alive because tommorow might well be :)

Fucked Up People!
I'm fucking pissed! I drive back to town from going to the slayer concert. I have some time to kill so I go to my favorite watering hole to have a drink and shoot some pool. I get my vodka and tonic (5 olives) and some change, head to the back and put my money on the table and wait my turn just like every one else. When my turn comes up I "rack 'em" and start to play. When i win the game i sit down to enjoy my drink while the next guy in line racks. I get up to shoot but there is this guy in the way preparing to break. I say "sorry man but it's my table". He gets upset and starts complaining that he wants to play his friend. I tell him that's fine but he'll have to put his money up and wait his turn, like everyone else. He has no intention of waiting and starts to play. So, me being me, I reach around and pick up the cue ball and tell him that I'm going to play my turn. Next thing I know I'm backed against the wall with 6 gang banging pussies trying to intimidate me into g

A Lil Bit Of Me
Sqweezing your exotic love as I migrated across silky sands the flow of colors full of delicous mystery the determind winds ceaselessly chanting desire On your life quest, if given reason, would you ask questions, to plea with Gods muses Take chancs and learn acceptance, even value your own talent Would you question Gods Lesson NuttinButtSexxy a butterfly that dances in the wind, is the sound of an echoing thought, of dreams that have no meaning, but is the silence that we draw upon, of the gift that is chosen, as the world that comes threw your window, is to see the sun shinning on your chin, that raises you from the vary depths of the winds holding you back, ever graceful, dance like the butterfly this was written for me by a friend... Thank You Telly

Life
IF I HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING AT ALL IN ALL MY YEARS, ITS THAT THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.WHETHER WE ARE PRIVELEDGED TO KNOW THAT REASON OR NOT,IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY. ALL THE TRIPS AND FALLS, BUMPS AND BRUISES, GOOD THINGS AND NOT SO GOOD THINGS, THEY ARENT JUST RANDOM OCCURANCES. THEY HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THEY ARE WHAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE. THE TRICK IS FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO WITH WHO WE ARE.

To The Fellow Fubar Member Evilstimpy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end. This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance J

Comment Bomb Me Plz!!!!!
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A Poem.
I wrote this poem a few months ago. Spring is in the air, we try to live each day without a care. Spring is the time of love, we search for it everywhere even asking from above. Spring oh spring oh how I love thee. The Crisp night's, the cool morning's.To watch the animal's play. Each day longing for you to bring someone my way. Spring brings things a new, Things meant for two. I hope one day,Spring brings me to you. We will meet,we will play,then fall in love. And I will think you were sent from above. Thank you spring,Thank you for sharing with me, all the love that you bring forever I will love thee. Hope you liked it.....Peace!.

What Is Nsfw
my picture was marked as NSFW the whole Fubar is full of really more NSFW pics and this one was more arty rather than NSFW, don't u think? ah well, so i have nsfw pic now... here's the pic u can leave some rates and comments clicking on the pic, if u like. thanks

New Friend
Just want to intro my new friend..show him some love! Navajolover is his name. Hey everybody!! I know it's early here at least...0400. Checkout my new friend Barbar61! He just joined today and needs a lot of help!!

'rayna-dawne: A Blood Masquerade'
..02-23-2007 Melbourne, Australia 3:33 am Chani Morgan was startled from her deep dream-laced slumber. She felt the cold clammy perspiration gathered at the back of her neck. Her pulse beat rapidly, as the darkness of her dreams drew back to the far recesses of her mind, the fragments barely there for her to hold onto. A mirror and a face looking back at her. Her face, but how could that be, she wondered. Then it was gone. Nothing left but the uneasy feeling of being watched. She shivered and opened her eyes, only to welcome the all too familiar darkness she had woken to for the past ten years, ever since the accident at age thirteen. The accident that had left her blind. Reaching for her walking stick, Chani pulled herself into a sitting position, placing her bare feet upon the cool hardwood floor. She always looked forward to those first steps. They brought to her a sense of pleasure that she would have other-wise over-looked. Her only goal each and every day was quite simply to

Tarotscopes! By Luangel
#10's the Wheel of Fortune )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( If your birth number is a 10, then your Tarot card association is The Wheel of Fortune. ***Characteristics: If you are using your energy in a positive manner then you are Lucky by nature. You are Positive, Successful, and Happy. You roll with the punches and you benefit from change. You always seem to land "butter side up" ***Traits associated with the use of negative energy. If you are blocking your positive energy you may experience these traits. You may be Arrogant (arrogance masking fear), Pompous, and Vain. You may feel as if you live on a roller coaster, with pits of despair, followed by peaks of happiness. ***Actions which may block Positive Energy: Fear that something "bad" is about to happen. Over-emphasis on material assets. Being Over-cautious. Feeling that you should be punished for past actions>>>Guilt. ***Symbols: Chance, Luck or Fate ***Angel: The Angel associated w

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around during the holidays! Hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion any conversation of substance or necessity take place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big I

Child Abuse
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. If you want to help out, please repost. she was such a beautiful little girl.I cannot believe someone so heartless could allow something like this to happen. please please please repost this!

First Blog
Im new to all this, its my first blog ever anywhere ! Im bored fun-less and have no work to do, but i suppose id be just as p****d if i was run off my feet . lol Anyway, im off to the casino later for a friends birthday, so wish me luck, bye :-D White skin and a shaven head does not mean i believe the same shite as you do you sick numpty ! i dont care how white you are , or what your granmam did to survive the war! if you give me any more of that dross, i will pay for you to have your teeth fixed, just so i can make you bite your own fingers off ! do you not realise that there are people in the world who need the oxygen more than you do ? do us all a favour and just stop breathing !

Elite
HERE IS A LIST OF OUR CREW LEADER'S AND THERE ENFORCER'S AND THERE BOMBER'S S&L DESTROYER'S JUSTMEEE-ENFORCER SHAN-CREW LEADER BOMBER'S BROWNEYE'S XXX BIG SEXY XXX BUTTERFLIEZS TIT'S KITKATT SCORPGRRL420 T&D-CHARGER'S DONTCHA-ENFORCER TERESA (MSTP34)- CREW LEADER BOMBER'S STEPH KASSIDY CHAN LADY PEGICORN SABRINA DRAGON QUEEN THANK YOU ANGEL'S ELITE BOMBER'S

Fuukd Thoughts
Time Flies fooled, used, rejected, neglected pick up the pieces, little girl no use cryin over what you can't change gonna be a long road so dry your tears & rest your eyes face the new day time's gonna fly you found yourself you found your strength belongs to you now & no one else isn't it nice to know who you are & what you want? nice to know where you've been & where you're going? you picked up the pieces no use livin for tomorrow when we've still got today gonna be an adventure so hold your head up high enjoy yourself time's gonna fly

Family
I know that many members left KOW when Deanna left as she was the main reason many of us were there in the first place....since I was only a member of SOW I too left when she left.... Love does indeed do strange things to people if this is seen as a betrayal instead of the show of support it was for our leader...now one of hers has begun his own "tribe" and the jerk co-owner has decided he has the right to interfere.....He Doesn't,but apparently that won't stop him....please don't let the maliscious ramblings of an idiot keep you from becoming part of a small but caring family built in the manner our friend Deanna founded her platoon...she is a wonderful,caring person who gave us respect,treated us with dignity,and gave us reasonable,practical rules to follow....so if you unafraid of lunacy...come join the Mystic Warriors Tribe. This is to the "Kingdom of the Wolves",but most especially to their great tyrannical leader "Lord Wolf"....it seems that when he gives control of a platoon

Poetry
simple hello you came in to my Life with a simple hello Was not looking for anything to start just wanting to chat with someone in open thought ... never did I think that the words we have shared would touch my heart the way that they did... the more we talk the more I get to know the man that you are the more I found myself looking forward to the next phone call, we are going to share... not sure where thing Might go Or what the In store for us Nor whats in my heart, just knowing I dont want it to stop written by norma c brooks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sating Here wishing I had someone to call Mine Watching everyone one walking by hand In hand Yet Here I sat All Alone closing my eyes and dreaming Of the day when he walking to my Live and knowing with just a smile that he is the ONE opening My eyes and whispering to God WHAT AM I DO

A Glimpse Of A Butterfly's Glory
A Glimpse Of A Butterfly's Glory Coming into my own for the first time in many years. Feeling fresh - as if alive and new for this first time. There is something happening. Realizing for the first time finally that I am okay. Not a supermodel but beautiful inside and out. I am not perfect but because I try I am good enough. I can look at myself -smile- and feel good about me. This is the butterfly I have emerged into being!It is truly a glimpse of glory. Emerging from my tightly woven cocoon...Of critical withdrawals keeping others at bay. Unfolding...emerging...a new beginning. An awesome desire of passion. Living life in the very moment, with an incredible energy not known before. Wings are open, colors are showing brilliant - glowing. Flapping -I SMILE!-flashing Soaring to new heights...flitting as butterflies do. ALIVE...REAL...HAPPY...NEW Sensational discovery thanks to all of you. Coming into my own for the first time in many years. Feeling fresh - as if alive

Poems By Others Not Me
A man went off to war that day. Three children sat in bed to prey. A lonely solider closed his eyes as smoke from gunshot filled the skies. A wife at home sat alone. Scared to death she'd stay that way she'd prey harder every day. A solider now in the midst of war had finally just found a door a door that opened to his heart a piece of him that could not part. A wife, three kids still held his heart. His mind went back to the war, but something happened not intended two shots and his life had ended. Three children sit in church today ready to make their first prayer. One for father safe and sound walking on the holy ground. One for mom to fill a hole that lay deep down inside her soul. Final words must be said a woman stands on behalf the dead. She shuts her eyes says let it be my heart has told me freedoms not free. It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord

My Tribute To The Nice Guys!!!
This is my tribute to the nice guys. I know you're out there and I have an open eye for you! So, to you, the nice guys. The nice guys who finish last, never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugz; to those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most women need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a woman's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk,

Life
Satiated, drenched hungry, quenched sublime, ecstatic overdrive, automatic heart of gold, sold my soul missing much to make me whole want to be wanted, need to be touched fever burning, wantings torched inside and out, upside down showing my smile, to hide a frown get back up, dust myself off honest, real, let you know what I feel laughter and tears through all of the years life goes on

Me!
Anxiously anticipating the unexpected release. Wondering if it will be as it seems. Feeling an incredible urge to bolt and run. Knowing I must wait because I might come undone. Will waiting cause a loss of nerve? Will the frenzy building cause me to swerve? Seems so different to feel this way. Wonder what made it be so different this day? Starting to come into my own. Learning that life is better than I have ever known. You just have to believe that you have a purpose. That for someone, somewhere you have an incredible worth. It has always been hard to accept that good things are deserved. When they come along often times I throw them a curve. Getting better with each passing moment. One of these days ... I will learn to be incredibly appreciative of who I am becoming. ME!

Blah
Okay so I just got back from my long two week vacation and I specifically requested the day after I got back into town off from work. IDK what the scheduler was thinking, but I went back to work the next day. I haven't even been home for twenty-four hours and already I want to go back on vacation. It's not that I don't like my job because I do. It would just be nice to actually have a full twenty-four hours to settle in before having to jump back into the swing of things. I've been working from 3pm until 10pm every night since I've been home and after work I usually go out to a friend's house to chill and catch up on old times until 2am. I have little time to myself, unless I'm sleeping. I just wish I had some time to myself! It's not fair for me to come back from vacation just to go right back to work!

One Wish
ONE WISH A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries

Quotes & Sayings
This is the true joy in life--being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a might one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. - George Bernard Shaw It takes a deep commitment to change and an even deeper commitment to grow. - Ralph Ellison Whatever is flexible and flowing will tend to grow, whatever is rigid and blocked will wither and die. - Tao Te Ching

Come Dance With Me
Come dance with me in the rainbow mist Where the clouds are fluffy Where life is pure bliss Come dance with me in the field of roses Where the dew settles upon petals Where the breeze tickles our noses Come dance with me lets twirl around Where life is peaceful Where we never touch down Come dance with me my love Where two become one Where we fly free as a white dove Come dance with me this night Let's waltz and sway Where we both feel just right Come dance with me in the pale moon's light Your skin against mine The perfect lover's flight Come dance with me Let's take that flight Come dance with me Tonight is the night You around me in a twist of passion Come dance with me.

Back To School
Well, this is my first semester back to college, starting next Monday.. Here are my classes.. American Sign language 1 Childhood education Economics 1a History 17b Aerobics So this is a full course load... I won't be on line much.. all together that is 14 units ... but I am bustin my ass to get my degree as soon as possible.. next semester will be the same.. I may regret this now.. but I know I won't after its all done.. and I am majoring in Medical admin/transcription.. whichever I like more.. XOXOXOXOX

Venting Pt1
I am tired of people talking shit about me. If people don't have nothing nice to say about me then keep it to your fucking self or get some fucking balls and say it to my fucking face. If you want to see a mean side of me then keep it coming. I hate bringing out that side of me but if its gonna stop people from talking shit then its gonna end up happening. I keep shit to myself I don't talk shit about you, I would expect the same from you, but hey I understand you have the mental capacity of a 7 year old. So hey here is some advice... Get a fucking life and grow the fuck up. Ok I am done venting for now.

You Love Me
No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are the ones of raw emotion That stir deep down within Just knowing that you love me And it is a love without end Like shards of electricity I feel your thoughts come through A portal we have, that brings me you Your love has touched me deeper Than any I have known My angel was smiling down on me The day you were sent you see We giggle when we talk of little nothings We giggle when we talk of little somethings It is a warm and passionate feeling That knowledge of someone who truly cares It looks like the dreams of love I always had Are definitely coming true This is something that makes me glad With each moment and every passing day I am ever grateful that you love me. No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are t

My Thought Process
Sometimes, I lose my way..... but then, I'll remember who the fuck I am, and I stand up tall again. I love my friends. To all of you, God bless you all. Most especially, Cat: You are the best of the best, and if it weren't for you, I dont know where I'd be. Teresa: It's all good, baby! I got a flip top head! Trish: Its good to know you got my back no matter what.. I got yers too James: Anytime I call, yer right there, brother. My third most awesome friend! Annette: Thank you for sharing your husband with me when I need to cry on a shoulder! Jerry Dean: Lets tear it up and burn it down, brother. Dennis: Something sweet...special... one day at a time. I have a whole nother plethora of friends who I did not specifically name. I still love you all, and even if your name isn't on this list, you are still special to me. Sometimes, I lose my way, but you guys... my friends, are the ones who help me remember who the fuck I am... and make me stand tall. Ne

It's Only Funny The First Time You Die
when the winter comes banging on your door you'll crave the warmth, you'll wish there was more you cancel the chime ringing choir at your porch you'd trade it in for that silly tiki torch when winter comes howling into your face you'd sacrifice it for beach sand in its place you call out the challenge for those that pass "is it cold enough for ya", as they try to kick your ass when winter comes along and freezes your toes you'll wish the smell of suntan oil was filling your nose you consider a move to the warmer clime you'd do it, you say, if you only had the time when the winter is the winter of your discontent think about those less fortunate, those that cannot afford their rent consider the homeless, and you will feel blessed you'll not curse the cold, for you are warmly dressed i hope I passed the audition.. I walk on water okay, it's really a frozen lake I can part the red seas okay, it's really a blood soaked cake I brought a plague down on egypt

When I Think Of You
Original Poetry - Do not rip When I think of you…. When I think of you, many things come to mind… Your voice so soft, so sweet and kind… Your intelligence is beyond measure… Talking with you is always a pleasure… Your lips…your touch…your eyes full of fire… Being with you ignites my desire… Kisses as sweet as a ripened peach… Caresses as soft as the breeze on the beach… Your hair, your fragrance, your desire to please… All make me weak in the knees…. When I think of you, many things come to mind… And I realize that you are a very special find… -Brian 2007

Life...
My uncle passed away over the weekend. He'd been fighting with Leukemia for some time and had just had a bone marrow transplant. He seemed to be winning. His counts were going up. He was eating more and had more energy. His wounds were healing. His hair was growing back. Then...overnight he was just...gone. This is first time I've lost someone close in the family. I can't go to the funeral because it will be out of state and I won't get paid if I miss work. I feel miserable that I can't go. Wish us luck. Going to go meet with a lawyer to begin a custody battle for Beazil's son. It's a whole long story as far as the history with Beazil's ex-wife goes...but trust me...she's nuts and we need to get Beazil's son out of there. (I'm sorry...but a 6-year-old shouldn't be obssessed with demons...or be making himself puke...or holding down other kids at school and beating them...etc.) It's going to be a hard fight...but with all the contempt-of-court issues

Cool Stuff
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared his shoulders and said, 'No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to ca

Oh Thighs Of Creamy White
Original Poetry - do not rip Oh, thighs of creamy white, Wrapped around my head so tight. Throbbing, aching, delicious clit, How I love to suck on it. Your hands grasping in my hair, Pulling my face down into there. Your back is arching in so much pleasure, Muscles twitching, to many to measure. Peering into the abyss, body starting to lean, Then free falling in orgasm with a pleasurable scream. Body relaxing, breathing starting to slow, As you collapse into sweet afterglow…. -Brian 2007

Here's Where I Ocassionaly Empty My Head
Liz Phair .. "Why Can't I breathe " These are kinda represents the way i feel about someone right now .. Why cant I breathe whenever I think about you Why cant I speak whenever I talk about you Its inevitable its the fact that we're gonna get down to it, so tell me Why cant I breathe whenever I think about you (whenever I think about you Hello Disaster Your My favorite sickness and Your seeping into Me. Hold Me up burst my perfect bubble blow me off .. I dont care Your the subtle kind of cruel Your the dream and I'm the dreamer I'm fine, Ill be fine I know what I need when I'm starting to fall and I know where I'm going, slipping and tripping this isn't how I planned it , but Ill be just fine No words can get me through nothingness its nothingness and its fine . Stepping ... on the grounds of where tomarow things where clearer Visions a bit foggy , but I can see through You Ive spent all my time and money ... money and time hoping and wishing all the whi

Making Love
original Poetry - do not rip Making Love I want to kiss every inch of your soft, sweet skin… And when I finish…I want to start all over again… I want to send you to the heights of passion… Orgasms booming like storm waves crashin’… Eyes rolling back, hands gripping tight… I want to make love all through the night… Sighs become moans then screams of pleasure… Orgasm after orgasm without time or measure…. Body trembling…earth shaking…. Undying thirst in need of slaking… Passion boiling, rising over the top… Wishing the feeling would never stop… Orgasms fade…screams, subside to a peep… Now we fade off into blissful sleep. -Brian 2007

What The?
What the heck is all the commotion about showing so Fubar Luv? It seems if you ask any simple questions all you get is some fubar hate. I know that comments are to show you what others are think at the time, but being rude is not a constructive way to give an opinion.I know you probally thinking,"is this guy a goob", but it really doesn't matter what you think does it. If the world counted on your thoughts to keep it rotatig around the sun or just shooting out of the galaxy, we'd all be screwed! So have yourself a nice freakin day, play nice, or bite your F'in tongue ya moron! We're here to have fun, meet new folks, and hopefully to enjoy our experience. SO enjoy already, and treat others with respect and courtesy. And you might get the same in return