The Girl you knew left the day you left ...'s blog: "My Life"

-Suprisingly little baggage. -Simple name(i.e, Bob Spoon, Jack Johnson). -You found him wandering the streets with a bandage on his head. -Honestly perplexed about the origin of his tattoo. -Doesn't think he's ever loved like this before. Should you break up with him? Are you kidding? He's a clean slate. You can dress him how you like, you choose all the movies, and he has no annoying friends or family. Jackpot! The only downsides are :(1) he could regain his memory, and with it, some control of the relationship; and (2) his family and/or friends may find and relcaim him. But they might not recognize him with the makeover you gave him. Keep him while you can.

-He has a gym buddy. -Keeps stealing the Abercrombie catalog. -Watches Meg Ryan movies with you instead of the play-offs. -Is content to cuddle most nights. because he had sex at the rest stop on the way home. Should you break up with him? It's a shame, really. Your like your "boyfriend" so much. You laugh. You shop. You stay up all night talking. You watch The O.C. together. You've just got so much in common-all but one little thing. Testicles. And that's a definate dealbraker. So unless you sprout a pair after reading this, move on. You cant still laugh and shop together. Just remember to make yourself available to the heterosexual male population for the committed relationship you so richly deserve. Or, at the very least, for wild, anonymous sex.

-Your water bill has increased 400 percent since he moved in. -Your face is chafed where he kissed you good-bye eighty-seven times. -He has to clap ten times and touch his nose before he can have an orgasm. Should you brake up with him? Tough call. On the plus side, you can absolutely count on him. He certainly follows a set routine. And he doesn't have much time to cheat between the hand-washings. However, his extracurricular activities may leave little time for you. If you do choose to break up, be persistent-you may have to tell him more than once before it "takes".

-Never says "God Bless You" when you sneeze. -Unmoved by WWJD. -Drives SUV with a fish bumper sticker. -Doesn't recycle. -Is self-conscious about his cloven hooves. Should you break up with him? So you did the Prince of Darkness. Does it make you a bad person? Not necessarily, but your morals are weak at best. Which is exactly what he's looking for in a woman. But ultimately, it's not your body he wants, no matter how hot you are. He's actually after nothing less than your soul, and not to cherish and nurture, either-rather, to torture relentlessly in the everlasting fires of hell. So unless you're into that sort of thing, break up now. If you do decide to stay and give him what he wants, consider yourself warned. As soon as he's finished with you, he'll move on to his next conquest without a backward glance. He'll leave you roasting on a spit for all eternity, kicking your self for your own selfish, destructive choices. Right next to those girls from your junior-high gym class, the Hummer marketing people, and Karl Rove.

As I sit here in my room, AllI can think of is you. Your laugh Your Smile Your Touch Your Love I can't help but to think if it is me to blame for the fallout. If I pushed too hard, If I moved too fast, If I pressured you at all, If.... Who knows what happened? Was it you? Was it me? Was it time? Was it fate? Who really knows. But I move on... Taking it one day at a time, Mending and picking up the pieces of my broken heart. Finally, I am ready. I have healed, Or so I thought....