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I Wish I Had Never Met You
I Wish I Had Never Met You Not A Day Goes By Where Im Not Thinking; I Love Him. I Hate Him. I Miss Him So Much. Not A Day Goes By That I Dont Wish; Wish That I Could Be There With You In Your Arms, Yet I Know That Would Never Happen. Not A Day Goes By, Not One Single Day, Where I Dont Wish I Was Dead; The Only Thing Keeping Me Alive Is My Beating Yet Broken Heart. Not A Day Goes By... Where I Dont Think, I Wish I Had Never Met You. ..3

Fun Events!!
Lagging behind in my first contest, cause I don't have a ton of bomber friends. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :) Just wanted to thank everyone that helped with my contest....may take a while, but hopefully I'll be able to return the favor! You guys rocked! My first contest and we took it like champs. :) By the way, my party KICKED ASSSS last night! So much fun, ya'll shoulda been there. :) Loves to everyone! Have an awesome weekend! Just wonderin if I can get some help in the Sweetest Candy Contest! Click pic below and drop me some comments...I'll comment back anyone that does. Thanks guys...this is my first contest, so I wanna try to place well. :) Loves. XOXOXO

New Rules
November 2, 2007 Send Bill Maher's New Rules to a Friend New Rule: When you're supposed to be "taking off the gloves and really letting your opponent have it," don't get caught checking out her ass. [a series of photos of Obama checking out Hillary Clinton at the debate are shown] New Rule: You can't claim to have seen a UFO and have the pointy Mr.Spock ears. [photo of Dennis Kucinich shown] New Rule: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday--called "Thankshallowistmas." That way, you only have to get together with your bat-shit family once. In a costume for candy, presents and a big turkey dinner. Then it's everybody into the den until you're drunken uncle calls your cousin a whore. New Rule: You don't have to recall things that would make people sick anyway. General Mills has recalled five million Jeno's frozen pizzas because they might be contaminated with E. coli. Couldn't they just as easily say they're recalling five millio

Life It Self
LIfe' it is full of pain and SELFish acts of hate! At one point in time, everybody will discover that all we need to survive is our sanity and the love from ourSELFS! We need to love ourSELFS and not hold on to those hurtfull things we did to others and forgive,we all feel that we are lost and worth nothing and pretty much useless at one point in our life and thats when we need to stay strong and pull it together for the sake of our loved ones , but most of all, for our-SELF! Just remember those days looking in the mirror telling your SELF how good you feel and look wether you were under some kind of drug or not!!!! Or when you were so happy to be with somebody you felt like a little kid again. Our happiness all falls on our future so we need find away to be happy with life it SELF, wether its with or with out drugs!!! But do remember this!! there is lots of mental and depressing things that follow right behind the use of drugs that kill most of us!! So search DEEP with-

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry him. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying, "Just take care of my eyes dear." This is how the human brain changed when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift. Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Be

Night Swimming
Please tell me what you think and rate this please...ty friends Warm summer breeze, Star filled sky, Moonlight reflecting on cool water Inviting us in. Slowly helping you out of your clothes,Pausing between each item to kiss you softly. Longing to see the moonlight shimmering on your wet skin. Stepping back to admire your nakedness , shedding my clothing slowly as you watch. Delighted seeing the desire in your eyes matches my own. Take my hand, let me lead you into the water, washing our bodies in cool waves. Dipping below the surface , and back up. Leaning close to you pushing the wet hair out of your eyes. Arms wrapping around your neck, legs wrapping around your waist, holding my body close to yours, tilting your head to taste your lips again. Soft kisses turn into longer deeper ones , causing me to shiver against you....not from the water but the pleasure of your touch. Leaning back to float on the water, legs still around your waist. Your hands

Important Please Read!
Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map Quest, you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming. Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the map quest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary. Please look up your own number. In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: Google (http://www.google.com/ /www.google.com/> ) Type your phone number in the search bar (I.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging yo

It's Official!
Trees of every description have carved themselves into our mythologies in an enduring way. I have been looking for something “different” to symbolize my marriage and total commitment to my beloved Eugene and thought “wooden rings” made by some fantastic artisans at www.touchwoodrings.com would be a wonderful idea if I can incorporate a Mobius Strip engraved with “Forever and a Day”. Native American teachings speak of trees as 'The Standing People'. These Native teachings speak of the special lessons and gifts each Standing Person has to give humankind. Birch gives the essence of truth. It is considered the 'giving tree'. Walnut teaches us clarity and focus, using our mental gifts wisely and how to best use our intelligence. Oak teaches us strength of character and how to keep our bodies strong and healthy. Cherry teaches us the lessons of clearing the pain of the heart and relating to others in a compassionate manner. Cherry is the tree of the heart.

Starlight
Crushed by overwhelming waves I feel like crying Crashing on the rock strewn shore I settle for sighing Almost constantly I release that little puff of air Hoping, wishing, praying that some of my pain Will slip between my lips and disappear within the atmosphere And perhaps for a moment or two it works At least sighing is an action I can take But the whole depressing mess still looms within A loneliness, a frustration, a weariness that I can’t shake When will this gloom-filled zone give way To a thing I have heard of from foreign lands, called day Why can’t it just go away These things that tear and pinch and claw at me These things that strive to overcome my last bit of confidence I look without seeing Laugh without smiling I feel only numbness Which is no feeling at all A bitter crumb From the bread of life Dipped in blood red wine Lodged in my throat Cutting off my air Raising my dispair A word softly spoken Screams inside my head Until I wish

Hi!
my grey and empty hide away inside me I let the tears that wouldnt leave me build a cage around my weakest pieces my soul is broken my trust rubbed raw and ragged my faith in love...not what it was I can't bear for you to see all these parts I don't want; all these things I wish weren't part of me so much to tell but no good way to say it scared to death of the after effect; still afraid of more pain I've bled too much to bleed again terrified of being happy.. there are too many ways to take it from me Hi everyone. I just wanted to start a blog..I might put some poems in future blogs...I just need to be in the mood to write first...we can blame my ex for me not being able to write anything right now.(I can write some pretty alright stuff if you give me a chance)Anyway, you'll hear more from me soon. XOXOXO loudmouth I am actually working on a poem to put in here. It won't be great mind you, and it'll probably be a little depressing...but oh well.:-) just read

Fuckin Jews
Its amazing that I haven't went on a murderous rampage yet. Living in a trailer park is a continueous episode of fuckin Springer. People are cunts around here. These motherfuckers get all up in business that is not theirs,Then they get mad,You'd think when they get all bent out of shape they'd come punch you in the face or at lesat yell,Right? Well not here you know what they do here when their mad they were discontinued? They call child services and tell them You're all strung out. Thats wonderful huh? Well I know who called,You are on my friends list and will probably read this So what I got for you is a big ole HAHAHA Bet you didnt count on me having friends who work at child services and guess what one of them took both your calls. Be a man you walk around here like one so next time you have a fuckin issue,just hit me Don't ever fuck around with my kids.

By Popular Demand
by popular demand, you can hear my northern accent! A lot of people that I have met on here are from the south and want to hear my northern accent. Well it's on my profile. Go and visit it and listen to it. Send me a message, record a message, anything. Keep an eye on it cause I might add something every now and again.

Poetry
THIS THREE PART SERIES WAS WRITTEN BACK IN 98 WHEN MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER PASSED AWAY. She's short and beautiful With long brown hair and eyes. Her hair flows down Like unseen waterfalls in mystical lands. Here eyes are the very portals That would ensue any man. Oh how I yearn to Run my fingers through such locks of loveliness. Oh how I yearn to Stare into such portals of unforsaken beauty. Her body is of any mans desire. The very hourglass figure of time. Her bosoms are perfectly rounded And firm as ripened cantelpoupes Fresh off the vines. Her rear is as rounded and soft As a fresh brick-oven baked bread Set to cool on the windowsill. Oh how I yearn to Wrap my arams around her thin Waist and pull her tight just to Feel the beat of her bosom from a caring heart. She smells of incense and pomegranites. Milk and honey drip from her soft lips. Oh how I yearn to Experience the odours of countryside Italia. Oh how I yearn to Taste the sweet flavours of na

Poems
the shame the embarassment the emptiness hidden behind a smile a smile faked a laugh forced pretending all is alright pretending all is fine the shattered mind the damaged body the broken spirit how is it not noticed wondering why me what did i do to deserve it how did i bring this on myself wondering am i worthy of love as i ponder these things the only thing that comes back is somehow i deserved it and brought it on and no im not worthy of love because what do i have to offer someone i can offer nightmares waking up screaming i can offer fear of intimacy i can offer a broken spirit all i can offer is damaged goods The sparkling blue eyes have now turned to grey Once bright like the ocean, now dull like rain. Nobody sees sadness hidden within such beautiful eyes The secrets once held, the spiral of betrayal and lies. It is said your eyes are the window to your soul But my soul is not beautiful, it cannot grow For what my eyes have forgotten, my soul

Friends.....
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it

Reach (3 Days On Hea And Already Got My First Hater)
REACH Why have a dream if your not going to seek it Why seek it if your not going to reach it Why reach for it if your not going to touch it Why touch it if your not going grab it Why grab it if your not going to pull it Why pull it if your not going to own it Our dreams are out there so we can seek them. The world is ours, so take it like you own it. I rather take a failure trying instead of not trying at all.

A Touch Never Felt
A TOUCH NEVER FELT HOW CAN YOU ACHE AND CRAVE FOR SOMEONE'S TOUCH? WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER FELT IT? I DO THIS FOR YOURS, THOUGH. AND THE YEARNING GROWS MORE EACH DAY. I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU. WHEN YOU WHISPER SUCH SWEET LOVE, IN MY EAR WHEN WE TALK. YOU MAKE ME MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF COMPLETE HELPLESSNESS. YOU HAVE BECOME MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT AND MY DREAM EVERY NIGHT. I BREATHE IN SO HARD TRYING TO CATCH MY BREATH WEHN WE CAN'T TALK. I CLOSE MY EYES SO TIGHT HOPING WHEN I OPEN THEM, YOU WILL BE THRE. BUT I KNOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT. IT SEEMS SO FAR AWAY THAT I THINK I AM LOSING MY MIND. I WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR SECENT. AND KEEP IT WITH ME ALL DAY LONG. I WANT TO TASTE YOUR LOVE FOR ME. BY KISSING YOUR SWEET LIPS. I WANT TO FEEL YOUR BODY NEXT TO ME SO WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR AWHILE, I CAN HOLD ON I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I REALLY, DO LOVE YOU. WHEN THE DAY COMES AND WE ARE TOGETHER YOU

This Is What Love Is Truly About....
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh...I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

The Hello Program
i have this program called hello. its a free file sharing program wh includes pix and vids of all kinds. now i dont doi vids cause my osund is out on my pc. but i do girls pix. u just go to hello.com fill out the info snd downlaod. now if u already have it in lezgirl4u on hello. u can add me any time. im on from usually 9am till 9pm. somtimes the time varies when in log on. hello has unlimited pic and vid sharing there. it also can hold ur history w/ ur friends converstaions. plz join me on hello. im very bored and ill shhow u my new pix. princess

Absolutely True And Amazing Facts
ABSOLUTELY TRUE FASCINATING FACTS The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place

What Mix Drink Are U?
What type of mixed drink are you?Long Island Ice TeaYou love to party, and sometimes get knocked on your ass. You crave adventure. You enjoy life and can't wait to see what happens next.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

I Little Info On One Of My Obsessions
Few mammals are as shrouded in fear and superstition as bats. In western culture, bats are regarded as symbols of doom and darkness and associated with horror stories in the Dracula tradition. Common fallacies are that bats are blind, a sign of death and will entagle themselves in people's hair. Undoubtedly, some of this fear stems from an unfamiliarity with these mammals. In fact, bats are among nature's most fascinating animals. They display a number of remarkable adaptations for their unique lifestyle. Bats are flying mammals. Like all mammals, they have teeth and a body covering of fur, they give birth to live young and nurse their young with milk. However, bats are the only mammals that possess wings and the ability to fly. A bat's wing is quite different from a bird's wing, cosisting of a membrane of elastic skin stretched across the bones of the fingers and hand. The scientific name for bats, Chiroptera, is a Greek word that means "winged hand". Scientists recognize some

How Do I Get More Cherry Pounds? Does Having A Blog Help?
Day 1: I've seen webverts for 10,000 cheery pounds for taking a survey. Upon clicking said survey I found it was not available in 'my area'. This puts me at a distinct disadvantage I feel and would therefore like to claim Cheery pound income support.

Things That Make Us Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people

A Love Story
A Love Story I will seek and find you . . .. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you . I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot (BETTER LATE THAN NEVER) "YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES TO THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE, BUT YOU CAN'T CLOSE YOUR HEART, TO THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FEEL"

Rock365 Artist Of The Month
Announcing the release of new CD, under the label "Class Entertainment International" ... titled as "Under a Spell - the EP" ... now currently available on Cafe Press or LuLu.com or Download the full EP from indiestore.com, SoundClick or iSound.com Announcing also the addition of "three" new band members !! Wayne Sulatyski - lead guitar and second vocals, bringing years of experience and tremendous skills, previously played with "Fub", a major credit to the group. Don Wilson - bass guitar and backup vocals, very talented bass man, also brings years of experience with him. Was a founding member of the famous group "Souls of Inspyration" Tim Williams, a most awesome drummer !! Also, voting for this months Rock365 Artist of the Month poll !! ... Vote for Dennis Paul ... Vote for "Under a Spell" ...... Please VOTE EVERY DAY ... ... Internet Song of the Year, "Rockin the Hut II" is in top 25, please keep voting : Vote daily for Rockin the Hut II and Teenag

Wtf
I dunno about blogs. Im not a fan. ok 2 things. dont have a profile with 100 pictures and 98 are PRIVATE. why bother. and dont have 100 pics, all of your face. we get it. after about 20, thats enough of the face. other than that I love life. and I dunno about anything else. TOODLES!

Dollie716
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9/11/01
On Tuesday September 11th,2001. After most people went to work at the WTC. A group of men from a far away land, Hijacked 4 large U.S aircraft, their objective to put all U.S citizens in fear. They first attacked Towers 1 and 2 of the WTC, then 1 to the Pentagon, Their final objective was the US capital building. The passengers of US flight 93 stopped their final reign of terror by retaken over that plane. It crashed in a field in Pa. The world was in shock. 343 FDNY firefighters lost their lives trying to save others. I am a West Virginia Vol. firefighter, and am a NREMT-B, The ambulance company I worked for at the time was called and placed on alert to go to New York. I was one of 10 people that would have one from the community I live in. My prayers still go out to the families that lost somebody that horrific day. Please never forget 9/11/2001.

Ever Have One Of These Nights
HEY YALL HELLO EVERYONE ITS WHITEANGEL2229, GRANADAGHIA75'S REALLY LIFE WIFE LOL.... I AM POSTING THIS BLOG TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AND Y HE ISN'T HERE.. MY HUBBY DECIDED TO AGREE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS MOTHERS DOG FOR THE 2 NIGHTS THAT SHE IS AWAY EXPECTING TO STILL HAVE COMPUTER ACCESS, LMAO...BUT IT TURNS OUT HIS MOTHER'S COMP STILL ISN'T WORKING RIGHT. SO HE IS FIGHTING WITH SOME GUY ON THE COMP RIGHT NOW THAT WORKS FOR SYMANTICS, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD GO ABOUT GETTING RID OF WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER COMP, BUT TO HIS SUPRISE IT DIDN'T WORK. SO HE IS STUCK BEHIND FIREWALL AFTER FIREWALL AND IS GETTING REALLY PISSED LOL, AND HERE I AM AT HOME WITH ACCESS TO THE COMP, TEACH HIM TO GO AWAY, LMFAO.... HE HAS MY LAPTOP WITH HIM BUT BECASUE OF THESE FIREWALLS HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT ON LINE LOL.. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT AND HOPEFULLY HE WILL GET IT ALL WORK OUT AND ON BUT IF FOR SOME REASON HE CAN'T, HE WILL BE BACK EITHER LATE TOMORROW NIGHT

Kel's
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to > increase his > Sales. > > So he put up a sign that read,'Free Sex with > Fill-Up.' > > > Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and > asked for his > Free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 > to 10. > If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. > > The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, > 'You were close. The number was 7. > Sorry. No sex this time.' > > A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, > Bubba, > Pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for > his free sex. > > The proprietor again gave him the same story, > And asked him to guess the correct number. > > The redneck guessed 2 this time. > The proprietor said, > 'Sorry, it was 3. > You were close, but no free sex this time.' > > As they were driving away, the redneck said to his > buddy, > 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really > give away free > Sex.'

Pixie's Left Knit Life
Okay, well I'm not very political or anything, but I figured what the hell, lets start this out good. So here goes, here's my big political statement of the year. Kevorkian is out of jail....How cool is that? There I did it! I said it and fulfilled my duty. Should I run for president now? lol On another note (non political - I hope) I probably should start this off with a introduction, but I'm thinking I won't. How boring would that be.. To satisfy all you "intro people" though I will give you this: Loads of kids, loads of companion pets, from Alaska, I've lived in Michigan, now live in South Carolina, was married once, been in a long term relationship for 10 years, going to college full time, I love knitting, reading, camping, fishing, and hockey. Oh, yea, and few things I won't mention here *w* Well that's that. Oh, and I have 3 tats. Pixie

Surveys
You Are a Prophet Soul You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people. Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run. No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way. You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle. Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings. A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning. You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? You scored as Angel, Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often

Lindzo
Finally moving out of this hell hole of a place on Friday i am so excited. I started working finally again at a cleaning company and i love it. I have only been working for a month and i am dropping my second check friday on my security deposit. The place is huge about 1200 sq ft and it is beautiful. There is a weeping willow tree right in the front yard. I wish that i could move in now. Its just going to be Nathan me Lynn and Shawn. I am tired of Steves lies and all of his other bullshit and hes not working so i don't need him to waste my money. It'll be cheaper for me too so i will always have money when i need it and i'm right next to the mall so its going to be badass!! It hurts to realize that me and steve are no longer together but everyone tells me i deserve better than him because of the shit that he puts me and Nathan through. Nathan deserves better than him he can sit in his grandmas basement for the rest of his life and work to pay child support for his other kid a

Lowriders 80's Lounge
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS

This Is So Much Better!
I thought that it was fun to have a myspace i found a bunch of friends that i have not seen but this is soo much better I love that you rate photos and can do more thing as you get high in the levels. The Mumms are fun to read and there is a shout box so no downloading a im. I think that it is funn thanks CherryTap

Randomness
So I went to Ikea today with my cousin. We were buying a bed for her son. So I was on a rant and rave about guys not having balls and how I could care less that we were broken up but I think at the VERY least deserved a face to face explanation instead of a text... but anyway...(dwell over the situation not the guy!) She had picked out which bed she wanted and was waiting for her mom to come take a look at it and we decided to wander. I found two bedroom sets that I absolutely love, but seeing as I don't have any room for them or expendable cash at the moment had to leave it :( Oh well. We ventured into the office chair section and were testing out chairs. I've come to the realization there should be an ikea type store for Men! Just like how I tested out a bunch of chairs looking for a comfy one I could go around and test out hugs and kisses and such then pick one out that had the looks and personality I wanted. Would be Perfect! Go to isle 45, bin 6 for this one! hahahaha! So yeah. He

Hillary Clintons Modern Progressive Vision: Shared Prosperity
Hillary Clintons Modern progressive vision: Shared Prosperity Today in New Hampshire, Hillary Clinton outlined her vision for economic growth with fairness. She outlined her views on how America could restore a strong middle class in the face of globalization and the Bush Administration’s concerns for the special interests. Rising Inequality Undermines the Middle Class: The fruits of our modern global economy are showing up in the corporate bottom line, not in workers’ paychecks. CEOs have seen their pay go from 24 times the typical worker’s in 1965 to 262 times the typical worker’s in 2005. Last year, the share of national income going to corporate profits was the highest since 1929 – while the share going to the salaries of American workers was the lowest. Globalization and economic policy dynamics are generating rising income inequality. In 2005, all income gains went to the top 10% of households, while the bottom 90% saw their income decline – despite the fa

Hillary Clinton On Healthcare
http://www.hillaryclinton.com/video/31.aspx I tried to embed the video but couldnt get it to work so you can use this link and it will take you to her site where you can see the video on Healthcare.

Hello Ya All !
Hi Ya All! I'm new here and please bare with me cause where I live I can only get diel up and it takes 3 to 5 min for each page to open so it takes like a half an hour to just rate a page, fan and add as a freind.... If ya catch me on and would like to chat you can find me on yahoo at Honey2mi . Hope ya all are haveing a great time tonight and finish it Hot, Tired and sweaty!! Hugz!

If He Only Knew
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU BUT EVERYTIME I TALK TO YOU MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT,YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE EVEN WHEN IM HAVING A BAD DAY, U MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF, I FEEL COMFORTABLE AND FREE TO SPEAK MY MIND AROUND YOU, I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME, YOUR EVEN IN MY DREAMS. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT YOU TELL ME YOUR NOT READY. I KNOW THAT YOUR AFRAID, AFRAID TO BE HURT. SO AM I, BUT U HAVE TO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I WILL NEVER HURT YOU. I WAS ALWAYS THE ONE GETTING HURT. YOU TELL ME YOUR NOT PERFECT, BUT WHO IS. YOU TELL ME I MIGHT BE DISSAPOINTED WHEN I SEE YOU, I THINK YOUR WRONG. I KNOW IT HASNT BEEN THAT LONG, BUT MY HEART TELLS ME TO STAY. I WANT TO KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOU. I WANT TO TOUCH YOU, KISS YOU, HOLD YOU, FEEL YOU INSIDE ME. I DONT WANT TO BE JUST YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

I'm Just A Girl..and These Are My Thoughts
Update for my lovely supporters! I found out that thay are making Jenna Jameson's auot-biogrophy into a movie! I told my mom that we are getting that on DVD when it comes out! I can't wait!!! Yay! Here are two links that you need to watch!! They are of my idol, Jenna.

Adventures
went out to jackson to see anybody killa tonight, made it fashionable late of course just as jay-mo started his set..... the crowd was hype, killa was on point... wish i would have caught the earlier acts but shit happens lol.... tomorrow is Hot 102.7 Summer Jamz in Pontiac, i'll be there for Swamp Dawg Da Gator Man of course, thats gonna be CRAZY INSANE WHEN HE HITS THE STAGE SERIOUSLY!!! Swamp is on the come up so keep ya eyes and ears open for real!!!! anyhow just anutha weekend for Metros Most....... on to the next show! Happy late Halloween to all my friends! I'm in Ohio for about a week so all my Ohio peoples hit me up! ReD THE BASH OF THE SUMMER TOMORROW NITE!!! The Underground Freedom Festival @ The Masters Empire @ The Russel Bizaar!!! Come celebrate the freedom of the country and our good friend and homie ReD of MotownHustlin Productions/Hatchet Rydas CC/Blondies Detroit! $5 before 11pm - $10 After - 18+ Show with ID - Drinking 21+ with ID - Bring your own beer and liqour! 1

I'm Frustrated And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore
Entry for June 02, 2007 I think i've come to the end of my rope for one reason and one reason only and I'm tired of being frustrated about it, simple as fucking that and it's going to be said on here and Cherrytap in seperate blogs and hopefully this wakes some up! Anyways, I'm tired of not being treated good by others other than a those few like my girlfriend Kate and also a few others who I won't say here, What I will say is, people, I'm still a human being and I've got feelings like you do and everybody else and people shouldn't be faceitious and say one minute, they see me for me and then go off and sit there and not be honest about how they fruly feel, if your my friend than great but if your going to "act like my friend" and not be one for sure and be faceitious, I got a newsflash for you, it's done, I don't care if that means I clean out a good majority of my list of friends on here or Cherrytap or what have you because I'm frustrated and sick of the bullshit and sick of th

Fake Friends
YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME. BUT YOUR NOT YOU SAID THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME. BUT YOU DONT. WE SAID WE WOULD BE FRIENDS TILL THE END AND IT FEELS AS IF THIS STORY HAS WRITTEN ITS LAST CHAPTER. WHY ARE YOU SODAMN FAKE? PRETEND TO CARE BUT THEN YOU DONT...BITCHES COME AND GO BUT FRIEND ARE TO REMAIN AND YOUR JUST A BITCH IN MY BOOK SO YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY. SORRY I HAD TO GET THIS OUT MY BEST FRIEND OF 3 YEARS HAS FINALLY SHOWN HIS TRUE COLORS

Anguish Of A Soldier's Wife
Although I am no longer an Army wife. I still hold so much respect for those who are. And it isn't just only us spouses that go through these trying times it is family, friends and other significant others. And I hope that whatever you take from my story, it carries you through these difficult times in life. "The hardest thing next to being a soldier, airman, sailor and marine, is loving one." To love someone with who has been diagnosed with PTSD has been rather difficult for me. I don't have the best patience in the world. And from what I hear its normal for someone to become distant and detached. And as hard as that is for me to deal with let alone understand, I've come to realize that I must be patient. But, while being patient, I am left to my own feelings. Left to cope with the feelings of sadness, my own loneliness and above all, the feeling of being unloved and unwanted. Which to me is the hardest of all to deal with. You're left feeling insecure and unsure of how it i

Things I Don't Remember
Joe Kenny, I will never forget you. I'm really confused right now, and I'm not really sure how to feel. The fact that you are gone is starting to sink in (although, it still seems very unreal and it will probably be a while before I... I don't know). I'm really confused, I don't understand, and I'm kind of angry at you. I NEVER expected something like this to happen. Thank you for being a part of my life, even though it's been a while. Thank you for all the times you made me laugh and smile. You were amazing, you ARE amazing. I love you, and I will miss you so much. Thanks for the good times, and all the laughs. I'm going to miss you. I'm so glad that you were a part of my life. I don't have any memories of you that don't make me want to smile. Love you :] VENETA - Former teachers and classmates said Tuesday that they remember Joe Kenny as a fun-loving student who enjoyed pulling stunts and was voted "class clown" in his senior year at Elmira High School. Kenny, 20, died S

Maddie Mccann - Day 30 - Still Missing
DAY 30 STILL MISSING Mystery DNA Found In Madeleine's Room Updated: 18:27, Friday June 01, 2007 A mystery sample of DNA has been found in the bedroom where Madeleine McCann was abducted, according to reports. Portuguese newspaper 24 Horas claimed the DNA does not match that of Mr and Mrs McCann or their three children. Neither does the DNA match that of the only named suspect in the case, property developer Robert Murat, the paper said. It was reported that The Portuguese police, Policia Judiciara (PJ), have handed the sample to the national forensic laboratories, the Instituto Nacional de Medicina Legal. The newspaper quoted a source from the laboratory who said: "There is a new suspect, there is DNA which does not correspond to the family. "It is an important step in the investigation but the truth is that the DNA collected does not have a name. "In other words we cannot make any connection between the material collected and the suspects which we alrea

5 Brit Hostages In Iraq - Latest
Details Emerge Of Britons' Abduction Updated: 15:49, Thursday May 31, 2007 US forces are continuing the search for five Britons who were kidnapped in Baghdad as more details of their abduction became clear. While troops carried out searches in the Sadr City area of the city a funeral procession was held for two people allegedly killed by US forces while looking for the five men. The Britons, four security guards and the computer expert they were guarding, were seized by up to 40 men in police uniform outisde the finance ministry. It is still not clear who abducted the men - none of whom has been named publicly - or exactly why they were taken. The brazen daylight kidnapping has been blamed on Shi'ite militas, possibly the Mehdi Army, which is loyal to radical preacher Moqtada al Sadr. There is speculation that they were abducted in revenge for the killing by security forces this month of a senior figure in the Mehdi Army in Basra, which is where most of Britain's

Nicole
see photo's for the judge Never in a million years did I think I would find a girl that is as sweet as my Nicole and never did I think I would want to spend the rest of my life with one person but I found her and am the happiest person alive and if any one tries to get in the way I will judge them I love My little Nicole I have never felt this way about anyone and cant live with out her Nicole Petsch I love you

Why?
Why do i feel the way i do? Why do i do it again? Why want what you cant have? Why ask for the pain? Its the thrill of it all that takes me there now. Its the maybe I can thats says someday some how. Trodge on little soldier The fight comes today. move your weary feet. Love come your way. I may not be a poet but I do know what i feel! mikey 6-2-07

I Dunno Summink
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when it happened to you! You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much and love like you've never loved before because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a whole minute of happiness you'll never get back!Find someone who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on them, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the one who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world even when you look your worst, who holds your hand in front of their friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much they care and h

How Sexy Are You
You Are 98% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

New Organization Tool
We have moved everything out of the blogs just because it is easier this way instead of trying to search for the info that is needed so what i will need is every1's email they want used and i can get them added to the message board Yahoo is Pr03ffect

Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy." The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller t

Swinging Singles
My name is Mary Lou, ok, thats not my real name, but that is the name I used when I did Adult Movies a few years ago. Most of the Movies I did where done at Swinger Clubs, Swinger Conventions and Swinger House Parties with Real Swingers, doing what We do BEST. I'm just now gettng back into the swinging lifestyle after my divorce. I'm not into the dating thing, lunch, dinner. I like to meet at a place I feel is SAFE, like a swingers club or a swingers house Party, and if we hit it off......then we take care of ALL of OUR SEXUAL DESIRES. I do like for other Women to get me going, and then be finished of by a Man or Men. My Ideal Person: I DESIRE MEN, WOMEN AND COUPLES THAT WANT TO MEET AT A PLACE I FEEL IS SAFE FOR WOMEN TO HAVE THEIR SEXUAL DESIRES TAKEN CARE OF. SWINGER CLUBS HAVE WORKED BEST FOR ME AND I DO TRAVEL ALL OVER THE USA, BUT MOSTLY IN THE SOUTH.Love Sex, but not Crazy...and I can pick up one person at any Bar, but I like more than one at a time. MaryLou

Ultimate Contest - You Have To See This !
ULTIMATE CONTEST RULES 1 - CONTEST DUE TO START AT 12 NOON UK TIME 4TH JUNE SO LONG AS THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 10 ENTRIES RECIEVED. 2 - ALL PPL ENTERING MUST HAVE VERIFIED SALUTE PIC. 3 - PIC MUST BE OF PERSON ENTERING. 4 - ANYONE CAN COMMENT INCLUDING THE PERSON WHOSE PIC IT IS. 5 - NO SCRIPTS OR BLASTERS ALLOWED....ANY EVIDENCE OF THIS eg:- MULTIPLE SAME COMMENTS OR BLANK COMMENTS OR SAME RANDOM COMMENTS ON A CIRCUIT WILL CAUSE THE PIC INVOLVED TO BE INSTANTLY DELETED, I HAVE A COMMENT BLASTER MYSELF SO I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR LOL. 6 - THE WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE PICTURE THAT HAS THE MOST COMMENTS AT THE CLOSE OF THE CONTEST ON 21ST JUNE AT 12 NOON UK TIME. 7 - DUE TO MANY PPL LIVING IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO WORK OUT YOUR OWN TIME ZONE STARTING POINT, THERE IS A UK CLOCK ON MY PROFILE FOR YOU TO DO THIS. 8 - IF THE WINNING PIC DOES NOT REACH THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF 50,000 COMMENTS BY CLOSE OF CONTEST THEN CONTEST WILL BE EX

Just Stuff
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific

Wolf Preservation & Concerns
I can NOT belive this is happening... the Grey wolf just got OFF the endangered species list last year !!! I know all about the documented cases of stray wolves killing cattle n shit... but the RANCHERS ARE COMPENSATED... they are paid by the pound by the government for each and every ranch animal killed by wolves !! The wolves only kill the cattle and sheep in WINTER MONTHS and at the most there are only 10 - 15 TOTAL ANIMALS killed by wolves in a single year OVER A 15,000 SQ. MILES. That is only 1 and 1/2 cow or sheep PER ranch in a whole year on average! For the rancher it means a grand total of $5,000 - $15,000 a year if that bull or cow had been sold.... and if its a FEMALE there is an estimate of how many OFFSPIRNG she would have given birth to ADDED to the $$$$ compensation Total the rancher recieves. Hell most of us out here only make $ 25,000 a year GRAND TOTAL. Have you guys seen the price of BEEF & LAMB lately?? Cattle ranches who sell to marketing... get between $8,000 -

Finally Back To Work!!!
After 7 months of unemployment, I will be returning to work on Moday June 4th. Yay Me!!! I will be on first for my training then eventually move to the third. I want to say thank you to all the friends I have made on CT and those who helped me pass the time. I will still visit every morning before I go to bed and will have to comment on some mumms daily to get my fix, cause I am addicted!!!!! Thanks Again! Kisses and hummers all around :P

My Tires Got Slashed
Well I went to a party in my home town. Well my friend had beef with a guy. Her best friends ex-boyfriend, This was her birthday bash and he ruined it...he also slashed my tires. Well THEN he started a fire trying to trap everyone at the rave. Well I had to scramble and find a ride! We packed 10 people in a tiny Honda. Well as we were leaving the fire was right at the edge of the road. Another 20 minutes and we would have been trapped. Well now my car is 45 minutes away with two flat tires. I cant tell my parents cause they will be angry :P I have like a 100 bucks and thats it! I need to buy three tires total because I popped a tire on my way to the party. So I was riding on a donut. So now I am gonna be struck in Lancaster till I can find three tires that will fit my car. Then get out there and replace my tires :( All before my family calls me asking me to come home!!! Life sucks... =-Rocky-=

Gay
http://kalonasahaniwaya.blogspot.com my webpage and true Identity I am a gay man who does nt prefer efeminate or kinky gus..I like your average male that no one can tell if he is gay or not....looking for that special male..but like chicks as friends..Where are you MR. Right.... I am a straight acting/looking educated gay men in search of Mr.Right not Mr. Right now. you can always email me at Dyingoflonelines@aol.com More pictures and info to be loaded up later..until then I will just say I do not prefer effeminate men (and none of them admit to it even if they lisp ....love ya guys as friends but not love. I like average guys who are straight acting and looking and with a manly/normal voice. Avergae body to muscles is great. I am just a regular Joe looking for Mr. Right. I live 25 miles from Chicago on the shores of Lake Michigan in a wooded community..Ilove the beach and nature, white water rafting,camping...but I am a Huge film buff and lover...and am also educated and like

Perfection...........................
Her red hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thought

Word Play
ARE YOU A FREAK?? What constitues a " freak" ? Lets see what Websters dictates... Definition: difference Synonyms: abnormality, anomaly, departure, deviation, difference, distortion, divergence, diversion, eccentricity, freak, irregularity, nonconformity, oddity, peculiarity, quirk, straying, wandering Antonyms: average, conformity, mean, norm, regularity, sameness OR: Definition: abnormality Synonyms: aberancy, aberrant, aberration, anomalism, anomaly, atypicalness, bizarreness, deformity, deviance, deviation, difference, eccentricity, exception, extraordinariness, flaw, freak, irregularity, malformation, mutant, oddity, peculiarity, preternaturalness, singularity, strangeness, uncommonness, unnaturalness, unusualness, weirdness Antonyms: normalcy, normality OR: Definition: expert Synonyms: arbiter, artist, bible, big cheese*, big shot*, big wig*, boss, brains*, brass*, buff*, city hall*, connoisseur, czar, egghead*, establishment*, exec*, exp

Texas
sorry i havent been on much sendin and commentin but i have been down in texas visitin son, friends and doin some work on house... also needed a break from there lol... should be back soon and back into the swing of things on here... miss you all

All Things Wiccan
This is just a little taste of some of my personal & favorite recipes. Some are used for various medical purposes ... others are just for "chillin" out. I have been asked if i worshipped Satan.. and some are confused by exactly what Wicca is. In this first post i will make an attempt to explain a bit. FIRST -- I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN I do not even BELIEVE in the existance of the Christian Satan. HOWEVER... i do indeed believe in the presence of darkness or what some may call harmful spirits. I personally believe STRONGLY in the presence of spirits and some call these Angelic or Demonic.. i DO NOT... they are spirits or unseen guides.. not all friendly.. not all harmful but they do indeed exist. Not all are humanoid either. I believe that ALL THINGS have a life force.. even plants and animals. For example.. consider the tree.. it has " blood " .. we just call this SAP. Without the sap.. a plant can not live.. its a different color and consistancy from what we term b

Let Me Pay You Too Travel
I will pay you to book your next vacation or trip with me no games,no gimmicks... For more information contact me at alexmikeric@yahoo.com or mikenice@cherrytap.com..No one in the travel industry has this special offer..

Moon
1,2 dark tigg is coming for you feeling safe i would'nt! 3,4 better lock your door 5,6 grab your crucifix now are you feeling safe? i dont! 7,8 gonna stay up late 9,10 never sleep again until its a permanent sleep! thats right all your damned souls are in tiggs hands! and he colecting his just due tonight! IN

Love...
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Bible ~I Corinthians 13:4-8~ "Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~ There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer; no disease that enough love will not heal; no door that enough love will not open; no gulf that enough love will not bridge; no wall that enough love will not throw down; no sin that enough love will not redee

Dog
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex." My court case comes up next Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old." He replied, "You must have been a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole

If Men Got Pregnant..
1. Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. 14. Women would rule the world.

Now, This Is A Teacher!
10 Reasons It Doesn’t Pay To Be “The Computer Guy” May 02nd 2007 by Shaun Boyd I only met my brother’s ex-girlfriend’s family once — the year they invited our family over to share Thanksgiving dinner. Since we were basically a group of strangers looking to make a good first impression, the table conversation was nothing more than friendly idle chitchat. When I asked our hostess for more mashed potatoes, she took the opportunity to ask me about myself while dishing out my second helping — “So Shaun, what do you do for a living?” Hesitantly, I responded: “I work in computer support.” The transition to silence was immediate. All eyes suddenly turned to me, raised eyebrows all around. If you hadn’t heard my response, judging from everyone’s reaction you might think I said something outrageous like I was a male stripper or a gynecologist — but I knew the awkward silence would soon be broken by an overwhelming outpouring of computer questions.

Having Problems With Sex Life
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at us!" ;-D

Poppin The Blog
Listening to some Dragonforce!! Man I love them. I plan to head into the college today to get my tee-shirt from my club. It's possible that I might go to the YMCA to get lessons on swimming. I do know how to dog paddle and swim under the water but I don't know how to tread water. Weird huh? Ya well there are a lot of weird things about me. Such as corduroy creeps me out. I'm also dislike opera and auctioneers because they put me to sleep. I don't like not having control of my own body and anything that can put me to sleep without my consent is not cool. Okay I just read the last sentence and I think it makes me sound crazy but it's staying. There are no truly sane people in this word just different levels of insanity. HERE is Some Word Salad to feed your madness: I want to adjudicate the cerebral, and domesticate the eternal squirrel. Okay, well this is my first blog on cherrytap. . .I guess that's cool. I couldn't quite figure out why there is a place to place my b

Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties." Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house. Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going

A Question..
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?" The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!" The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?" The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone." To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

The Life Of Lee
Welcome to my blog, I am 49 male, work as a Customer Service Rep in Lake St. Louis, MO and am getting ready to end a 1 year realtionship from hell...on June 22, 2007. This woman is the pits, always depresessed, spends everything I make, lost a house for us and is jealous as hell. Is there not a woman out there who can appreciate a hard working man who has made mistakes in his life but is doing his best to make things right? Sigh.... send me an angel please. Want to know more than email me.

Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons." With

Trookerdude
Glad to have found out about Cherrytap! My friend who recommended it said it's like MySpace on steroids and that's how I've been describing it. This is a fun site and I'm going to be using www.Trooker.com to create sets to post. Trooker, by the way, is the great new online video search engine that lets you find videos from across the web and create your own sets which you can publish or embed, like the one on my profile. Now it's Tuborg time!! (that's my favorite beer).

Juicy Jackie's Blog
Hello there, Im Jackie and I just wanted it known that I am a phone fantasy operator. I work for a company that takes calls for 1.99 a minute (Most) If your interested in calling me there you can use this button...But that is not the only reason I am here. Cause believe it or not we are real people. I once tried to use staff pictures but never made a dime in profit until I started to use my very own pictures. I was scared to do that at first but Im glad I did it now because at least now I get one or two phone calls a day. But the real person needs friends too darn it... hehehe

New England Rally Events
The New England Rally carwash has been set! KC's Ribshack on 2nd st. in Manchester Noon to 4-ish. Carwash/bbq to benefit the boys and girl's club on behalf of New England Rally! Bring your appetite and your wallet! Hot chicks in bikinis washing bikes and cars while you eat some fabulous KC's bbq, you can't ask for more than that! Bring the kids, Tiff will be doing face painting and I'll be bringing the alligator down! Definitely a fun time and you get to help out some kids in the process! I hope to see some of my friends there! Stop in and visit!! ~Karoline~ 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Last night 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? Sleeping...finally 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Driving home 4.What are you wearing? pink tank top, white skirt 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? no 6. Last person to say they loved you? My daughter 7. Last time you kissed someone? 4 min. ago 8. Do you know the words to

I'll Take You To My Grave
You know if I close my eyes, I will dream of you, If I hear your name one more time, I will begin to cry, If I see your face, I'll fall in love all over again, My heart aches continuously, my body hurts with pain, And it feels if I'm being beating until I am black and blue, Because all I can remember is the day we said goodbye. You know all of the words I spoke were completely true, I'd never lie about the way I feel whenever you were near, If I could hold you one more time, I wouldn't let you go, I love with all of my heart, and that you must know, And all the tears that I cry are tears I'm crying over you, Cos I am aching and bleeding inside, I just need you here. I see you when I'm sleeping, and I hear your voice too, But I will only remember the good times we shared, If I may meet someone new, I'll still keep you in my heart, Because it doesn't matter anymore that we are apart, I know that once upon a time, you truly cared, There's no one else on earth who'll l

My Life Story
Kerry Hoffmann Story 11/19/03 I was born in Seaside, Oregon at 12 p.m. On April 30/1963. Well I had very large family 8 kids in all. Some are haft Brothers Sisters. My Mom was married 3 or 4 times but she was not to happy and loving Wife and Mother to her kids. When I was like 2 years old I moved to Mitchell, South Dakota. Where I lived till I was 18 when I moved out and started hitch hiking all over the places. From South Dakota to Nev. for 2 years and got a job as a dishwasher to make the rent & food till I could find a better paying job. Well that is when I join the carnal (Butler Amusements) they where in the town and I ask them how much they made a week and it was more than I could make there dishwashing. So I left there and got hired as a ride jock in the show. Well it was hard work but fun to we where all over different places in the U.S.A. and I loved it meeting new people and kids and making new friends and more. But that is another story. Then I came home to see my

Shame & Misery
The reflection being presented is an analysis on the nature of human control. It is presented in the “prose” form to emphasize on the personal view and aspect of control focusing on the how its wrong for masses of society than good. It also explores how industry and government use control to fuel insecurity and distrust and in the long term we’re more the worse. A Man once talked about the sad sad truth and the dirty low down. He said that somebody had a "jones" for this and a "jones" for that, that this running with the jones boy he sure knows where its at. It sounds kinda simple, buts what’s in a word? What’s in a line? Finally, what do you the individual understand and learn from it? To me "the sad sad truth" is that people always want to be right. Whether they're right or wrong, being right seems to be the way to go. Take for instance this past Saturday my parents had an argument about the Soxs and Cubs. My mom's a cubs fan while my dad and I are fans of the Soxs

Forbidden Love
I see them together and a sad feeling pulls My heartstrings are stretching hard and long And my eyes fall as their perfect kiss lolls Something tells me these feelings are wrong He stares me deep in the eyes and he knows I'm reaching with hands into fists clenched Suppressing a want impossible that grows Their downfall will kill; it's double wrenched A vision becomes a mirage, sharing one thought No matter how much, it can never come to be It's been done and the truest love was caught If he walked into my arms, I would push free Breaking infinite hearts with simple actions Words left unspoken until hope and love splinters We could illuminate the shattered fractions The sun would fade into countless winters Take any pictures you want, my nothing dreams We are empty with water, drowning in blood Total emotion locked inside, not what it seems Wake up from false sleep, crawling in mud She is all you need and want, everything more The angel beside you, carving

School
Well I have been in school for alittle bit now. I am doing good in all my classes I am getting a "b" or higher. I am trying to keep up the good grades and work full time. Its kinda hard and stressfull but I am doing it. Well If you ever hear me say something negative about my schooling will you please yell at me. Right now im doing good but Im still going to need support to help me get through it. Thanks for your guys help. I started school on the 16th of may and I am still doing a good job. I am getting all A's in my classes so im happy. I am acually paying more attention in my classes then I did in High School. So far its going good But i think i will have to update later into my school year. It could change or it could stay the same. Well thats it for now all.

I Miss You!
I'm very upset that people don't see the good that we do when we go off to war. They watch the news and that's good enough for them! To me there is more then that to see. Nobody trys and talks to people who have been overseas or anyone that know people who went. They don't try to research what is going on over there. They see half the story and not the whole truth. What people see is the killings, the murders, the bombs, ect..., but there is more then that. They don't see the good that we do over there! We not only fight in the war, but we also protect the United States, build houses, build schools for the under privlaged kids, ect. This is what I feel needs to get off my chest. Don't talk shit about us, unless you are going to talk to us to figure out the truth. Do your research, don't just assume! Also, find the truth! Thank you! God Bless the Troops! I love you all! Even if you haven't been overseas, if your retired, or if you are overseas right now! I may not know

Various
I put this up for my sister in hopes that someone will read it. Be Safe .............. I see him online and can not talk to him. I wait for his call but know it may not come. I am writing this in hopes that he reads it to let him know I am thinking of him. Hope to talk to you again soon.

Heart
The Heart Please send this back but only if you mean it! "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted. the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had ha d enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in

Contest
I am hosting a contest for a one month VIC, second place prize is a one week blast. First person to reach 300 rates and 5000 comments wins.Send me the link to the photo you wish to use. The folder will be marked as nsfw but open to all.Contest begins now and ends upon completion. Good luck cherries!!